It's too late to change your hikikomori ways.

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Anonymous Fri May 29 22:18:26 2015 No.13569884 [DELETED]

It's too late to change your hikikomori ways.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:19:57 2015 No.13569892 >>13569884 But I already did.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:20:19 2015 No.13569895 Nobody likes. Nobody loves. Haruka.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:31:17 2015 No.13569929 I think what matters is that it wasn't my fault I became a hiki. I will take the people responsible down with me when I decide I've had enough of this world.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:35:49 2015 No.13569934 >>13569929 Go home Hatred devs.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:05:49 2015 No.13570010 i guess that means its time for suicide

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:20:36 2015 No.13570033 I'll change...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:23:51 2015 No.13570040 I just got an interview for a job, but I know I'll eventually quit again because I just can't adapt to any sort of work environment.

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:34:08 2015 No.13570077 >>13570040 >I just can't adapt to any sort of work environment Not with that attitude you won't.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:34:52 2015 No.13570080 >>13570065 chihaya...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:48:16 2015 No.13570141 So this is how it ends... Alone, in a dusty room illuminated by the dim, empty blue light of the screen, im@s playing from the speakers...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:41:19 2015 No.13570370 >>13569884 >>13570032 >>13570065 This is fucking amazing. Who even comes up with this shit? This right here is why idols are fucking declining. Holy fucking shit, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:43:27 2015 No.13570382 >>13570141 Would you have it any other way?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:50:48 2015 No.13570413 >>13570080 That's not Chihaya.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:56:50 2015 No.13570444 >>13570065 Oi oi, get that worthless slut out of here!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:59:08 2015 No.13570456 File: 20 KB, 960x640, 1424929921116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no friends

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:00:49 2015 No.13570473 >>13570456 Who's that girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:07:53 2015 No.13570501 >>13570473 A slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:15:01 2015 No.13570532 File: 35 KB, 225x350, 1336605503350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570501 Naice... Naice....

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:17:44 2015 No.13570540 >>13570473 https://vimeo.com/113091250 Fine until about 1 minute in. Then it goes...bleh

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:21:53 2015 No.13570560 >>13570473 Shitty meme character

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:51:26 2015 No.13570684 >>13569884 >>13570671 So, what happens now?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:14:32 2015 No.13570768 i WISH i could be a hikikomori again. being employed sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:21:16 2015 No.13570813 nah, someday you'll run out of money

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:25:07 2015 No.13570832 >>13570370 >This right here is why idols are fucking declining. Please clarify.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:28:00 2015 No.13570845 Being a neet sucks so does being employed. Both sucks.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:35:29 2015 No.13570870

Not really. Today i went out for two job interviews just to please my mom. In one, the supervisor told me he had filled the vacant already (viva) but in the other they said they'd call me (i hope they don't). Hopefully with today's deed she will keep paying the internet bill so i can keep being a parasite wasting my life playing eroge

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:19:12 2015 No.13571012 >>13570845 life is pretty awful you should just end it dude death is the true means of which one can be free is it not? only the shackled pigs comfortable in their pitiful cages of life would probably disagree with this

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:21:52 2015 No.13571021 >>13570845 Yeah, get a job and it's boring, stay at home and it's boring. At least staying home is easier though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:24:28 2015 No.13571027 >>13571012 >>13571021 At least I will have enough money to go to Jordan and make my way to Syria this winter. Guess its time to let go of this shackles of morality and hesitation and just do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:25:37 2015 No.13571035 >>13571027 Why go to Syria? You should try to join the legion first.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:27:50 2015 No.13571043 >>13571035 Tracking down someone I once knew.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:28:47 2015 No.13571050 >>13571043 Ohh, I thought you were going to join the Kurds. Syria seems an odd place to be looking for someone though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:29:29 2015 No.13571054 Last year I decided that this is enough and started to learn programming for at least 6 hours per day. Now I'm making 40k (pretty fine in my area) on junior position for what I like. So it's never too late.

Anonymous Sat May 30 03:34:14 2015 No.13571068

>got a degree
>got a car
>living securely in parent's house
>still don't know what I'm doing with my life
>laying here in bed all day, drowsy from anti-depressants

>recently have been entertaining the idea of becoming a cute trap every once in a while, just for curious non-sexual fun

Look at what you faggots are doing to me

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:35:40 2015 No.13571072 >>13571054 Which language do you use?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:38:53 2015 No.13571079 >>13571068 similar to my situation, except i don't own a car. not like i need it though

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:52:52 2015 No.13571101 >>13571072 Objective-C and Swift. I think any platform and language that does not require hardcore CS skills can get you a decent job even without higher education, like mobile dev or web dev.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:19:55 2015 No.13571162 File: 279 KB, 982x848, 1367723288978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571068 >non-sexual Stop fooling yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:40:46 2015 No.13571240 >>13569884 Wage slavery is no better. >>13570456 I don't want friends. I want a gf / romantic partner.

Anonymous Sat May 30 07:02:55 2015 No.13571531
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>>13569884
TRUE NEET LIFE STYLE PRO here. NEET but I don't need all that hikki crap. So youre too autistic for life. go stare at some anime girls. draw an anime girl. even if she looks like she has autism you should be proud. because your special.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:26:16 2015 No.13571982 >>13569884 For you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:44:35 2015 No.13572050 >>13571240 Fuck off, normie.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:10:38 2015 No.13572167 >>13570413 you have some serious autism

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:19:50 2015 No.13572208 >>13570456 Who wrote that?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:23:09 2015 No.13572224 >>13572050 no also not a normie

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:26:13 2015 No.13572234 >>13570456 WHO ARE YOU QUOTING? H O A R E Y O U Q U O T I N G ?

Anonymous Sat May 30 11:34:32 2015 No.13572262

>>13569884
Joke's on you - I lasted 6 months at work a couple years ago so I don't count as NEET, and I put the computer outside my room so I don't count as hiki. Being just an ordinary bum is at least better than the rest of /jp/ who don't know what they're doing with their lives.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:34:55 2015 No.13572264 >>13572224 >I don't want friends. >I want a gf / romantic partner. You're a normie. Fuck off, normie.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:39:38 2015 No.13572281 >>13569884 Already desperate enough to take on a form of cute anime girl? You cannot fool me...GRIM REAPER!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:39:41 2015 No.13572282 >>13571068 Who are you quoting? Also the guy is a retard, traps only work in glorious 2D.

Anonymous Sat May 30 11:39:48 2015 No.13572284 [DELETED]

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>>13570870
>they said they'd call me
I had an interview last week where they said the same thing and never did, but I'm glad they didn't. The pay was terrible and I'd have to work 50 hours a week, even if they did call me I'd turn them down. I already have a part-time job, I couldn't handle anything more than that while I'm taking classes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:43:51 2015 No.13572298 >>13572262 NEET means not currently in employment. If you don't work atm you are a neet

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:45:29 2015 No.13572304 >>13571068 >taking pils

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:29:03 2015 No.13572391 >>13571027 Why Jordan? Most people cross through Turkey can you give any details?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:37:32 2015 No.13572594 File: 251 KB, 1283x1384, 1402261920268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i didn't want to change anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:47:41 2015 No.13572642 >>13572282 >traps only work in glorious 2D. You mean "traps only work when they are literally girls that supposedly have penises"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:23:32 2015 No.13572779 >>13572264 Post a pic of yourself let's see what you look like irl dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:25:11 2015 No.13572781 >>13572779 Why would he do that?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:30:55 2015 No.13572798 >>13572781 I bet he's not so tough looking behind the computer screen. Probably some gross little nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:34:40 2015 No.13572813 >>13572264 I don't see how this makes me a normie. I currently have none of the above and simply mentioned what I did want. And its quite frankly a pipe dream.

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:56:50 2015 No.13575920
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>>13572594

Uh... that bitch looks like she hasn't showered in a week.

Plus she has big boobs too, dude.

I'm gettin' really turned on. She's probably got some depression goin' on & shiet.

I bet I could fuck her.

Yeah... aw yeah...

Naic...

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:46:40 2015 No.13576474
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>>13575920
Woah dude... hands off.

That's a pic I self insert as so it's exactly like you want to fuck me, dude...

I do not consent, capisce?

You ain't rapin' anyone tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:58:01 2015 No.13576531 File: 23 KB, 399x480, 1410857089996.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know which is more kawaii this or the neet thread.

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:59:42 2015 No.13576539

>>13572813
He's calling you a normie as you seem relatively strong and capable.

He wants friends desperately but can't attain them, whereas you are like me and don't want them.

While a romantic partner / gf might be difficult for you to obtain (it is for everyone these days) you don't completely write off the possibility. He feels that there isn't a snowballs chance in hell that he could obtain a partner.

That's why he's calling you a normie... it's silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:52:41 2015 No.13576729 It's never too late for suicide.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:58:34 2015 No.13576745 >>13571054 How did you learn? A website or a specific book? I'm going to college for networking tech but I'm really starting to second guess my choice. Something as a backup if I fuck up badly would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:00:15 2015 No.13576748 >>13575920 >>13576474 You can fuck me instead if you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:03:47 2015 No.13576758 >>13576748 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4RBkizO7LY they're talking about you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:12:43 2015 No.13576781 >>13576758 Rude...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:22:01 2015 No.13576795 :D

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:39:45 2015 No.13576837 >>13576748 Where's your cute girl self insert pic?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:04:10 2015 No.13576884 >>13569884 i guess you are right, and you know the worst part, i don`t think i give a shit anymore, sure i`m miserable, but i don`t think there is hapiness for me out there anyway, at least here is comfy, happiness is for pussies

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:09:32 2015 No.13576899 >>13571068 >becoming a cute trap every once in a while, just for curious non-sexual fun i know a couple of rape/mindbreake trap doujinshi that starts just like that, go for it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:35:12 2015 No.13577223 >>13571054 I'm too dumb to learn programming.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:11:51 2015 No.13577332 File: 108 KB, 561x402, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571054 I've been programming alone for years but I still don't know how to get a job.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 10:08:21 2015 No.13577468 >>13577332 Getting a job is all about social skills. You can have the most awesome programming skills in the world and some incompetent retard who has proper social skills will get the job over you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:52:36 2015 No.13578000 >>13571054 This sounds exactly like one of those spambot comments on YT lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:11:33 2015 No.13578051 >>13577468 You can fake social skills if you practice enough and have a goal. It'll never be as good as the real deal, kind of like how a tranny is never as good as a real girl, but it should be enough to get through life.

Anonymous Sun May 31 13:50:48 2015 No.13578156

>>13577332
If you can find lots of hot loli images or the most fappable JAV than programming should not be a trouble for you because the most important skill in programming is googling. Google absolutely everything until you find the best answer, read tons of best practices and just copy solutions until you can do them without googling. Then make a good looking site/app/game, this will be a very huge thing for your CV for junior position. This should take up to 2 years depending on your current skills.

Also the good part of tech jobs is that most adequate people do not care about your social skills, they respect you for what you actually can do.

Anonymous Sun May 31 13:57:14 2015 No.13578176

>>13578051
You cannot 'fake' social skills, anon. What you describe is 'having the minimum required social skills'. If you practice enough, you gain social skills.

>>13578156
>Also the good part of tech jobs is that most adequate people do not care about your social skills, they respect you for what you actually can do.
This is a blatant lie. Your colleagues may respect you, but they're not the ones hiring or paying you. To the guys actually calling the shots, it's more important that you can work in a team. Even if they would respect quality work, they cannot tell quality work from poor work other than by going by what they're told. And guess which skills are important for that?

Anonymous Sun May 31 14:14:10 2015 No.13578230

>>13578176
Not that Anon but being schizoid or SPD means I'm pretty much screwed here. I think in some ways it's worse than autism or at least Asperger insofar as being able to socialize. What people with Asperger's have going for them is they are not pathological.

It doesn't in the end though as I feel we're all screwed anyway. That doesn't mean be miserable and depressed ... to me it just means that it's best not to dwell on and just take it easy instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:26:16 2015 No.13578268 I wish I could go back to my hikikomori ways.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:00:26 2015 No.13578377 What's wrong with being a hiki? I like staying inside on my computer - and I mean that unironically.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:02:35 2015 No.13578385 Fear not hikis! For it has been prophesized! >Behold, it is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see it, even those who pierced it, and all tribes of the earth will wail on account of it. Even so. Amen. Virtual reality is coming!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:24:31 2015 No.13578455 I want to die but I can't find any good pills to OD on and I'm not drinking bleach. help.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:32:39 2015 No.13578489 >>13578455 An exit bag is by far the best way to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:35:44 2015 No.13578500 >>13578489 no it's too obvious and it will cause problems for my parents. I need to make it look natural

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:49:53 2015 No.13578554 >>13572813 possibility of a social connection

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:42:22 2015 No.13578834 File: 115 KB, 599x843, WELFARE BENEFITS LOL NORMIES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm living pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:43:58 2015 No.13578837 >>13578834 Fuck off to /r9k/, crossie.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:03:07 2015 No.13578919 >>13578837 forced exile, not applicable.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:03:39 2015 No.13578921 File: 153 KB, 417x635, 22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13578834 i'll make sure that if i get a job, it will be meaningful and not wageslavery

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:03:44 2015 No.13578922 File: 108 KB, 303x304, 1329931566016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do i learn programming? I have a book but I don't know about compilers or anything to actually make things run or anything

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:19:33 2015 No.13578996 >>13578922 Install Linux.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:26:14 2015 No.13579051 >>13578921 Sure ;)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:28:51 2015 No.13579066 >>13578996 ew, Linux.

Anonymous Sun May 31 17:32:56 2015 No.13579083

I have a fucking 1000$ tablet that I worked for and quit my job after getting it, and I've scarcely used it. I could be getting dosh right now if I weren't such a horrible person.

My only excuse for not using the tablet much is that there's no good desks/tables in my room and that excuse is going away soon. Fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:34:42 2015 No.13579092 >>13576539 People who have social capabilities, but choose to squander them are nothing more than self-destructive normies

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:37:14 2015 No.13580102 >>13579083 Why don't you sell it if you don't use it? I've been thinking about getting a tablet to use in bed but I don't think I really need one.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:56:27 2015 No.13580252 >>13580102 Eh, I've actually had the motivation to use it more recently, and I did set it up on this computer, but that's about as far as I got. I'm getting a desk in my room next weekend so hopefully I'll start arteesting more after that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 22:06:23 2015 No.13580300 >>13569884 It's never too late. I'm also not a hikikomori, so maybe I'm not the best resource on whether it's too late or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 22:12:17 2015 No.13580333 I'm looking for someone to commit suicide with me. I don't want to die alone. please email me if you're interested, I have money to travel

Anonymous Sun May 31 22:12:32 2015 No.13580335

>>13579092
I think anyone can build social capabilities. It's not something you just ''have'' but most people build throughout childhood and teen years, if you fuck up somewhere in those years or someone/something fucks you up you'll have to make up for it later in adulthood, or become a withdrawn NEET

Personally I'm the latter

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 22:13:19 2015 No.13580341 >>13580333 email address didn't show up for some reason, reposting highhopes@cock.li

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 00:09:52 2015 No.13580898 >>13571162 >tfw you reach purple Fuck. At least I'll be able to write decent faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 00:11:45 2015 No.13580907 File: 57 KB, 455x378, 1378573210167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13580898 Get the fuck out of my board degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 00:21:02 2015 No.13580954 >>13578834 Fuck off, Proust. And stop time-travelling, you frenchie shit.

Anonymous Mon Jun 1 04:42:27 2015 No.13581956

>>13578455
>>13578500
What's the point of making it look natural? They'd just find out the real reason when they took in your body.

Besides that, as someone who went down that road in the past, I can definitely say to you and anyone else here thinking of it--don't do it. I only got help because my mom was going to commit me if I didn't go to someone, but ultimately I thank God she did. Not only did I get the help and medicine I needed, but I also became a Christian and now I'm immensely better. Life didn't become perfect by any means, but I can at least be happy and enjoy the world again.

Also I know this is far too sappy and "preachy" for /jp/ but whatever

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 05:18:05 2015 No.13582065 >>13578455 Skydiving but never releasing your parachute. Imagine the thrill of hitting terminal velocity just before hitting the earth and dying instantaneously without any feelings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 05:21:39 2015 No.13582070 >>13582065 Just to add: Seriously this is how I intend to go out eventually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 05:23:07 2015 No.13582074 >>13581956 >I can at least be happy and enjoy the world again And your reward is to die anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 05:24:58 2015 No.13582079 >>13582070 If you don't land on your head, you're going to be in for a shock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 05:25:44 2015 No.13582082 >>13582074 With an attitude like that it's a wonder you're still alive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 05:33:22 2015 No.13582109 >>13582074 Death is obligatory. Suffering is not. His reward was happiness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 05:35:35 2015 No.13582115 >>13582070 You'll die before you hit the ground. The temperatures, wind, and such will kill you painfully.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 05:49:17 2015 No.13582160 >>13569884 Being a hikikomori is comfy. Hikikomori people on /jp/, stay cool. You're worth more value than most people, you're better than drug addicts, homeless people, criminals and violent people.

Anonymous Mon Jun 1 05:56:11 2015 No.13582185

>tfw chinese friend from uni is inviting me tag along with him to experience and have fun in china this summer while he visits his family
>tfw gonna be so close to japan but so far

I have no connections in japan but damn it will suck being so close. I just wanna walk around the streets of tokyo ;_;

Anonymous Mon Jun 1 05:56:23 2015 No.13582188
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>>13582160
>better than drug addicts, homeless people, criminals and violent people.

Strangely enough, normans don't believe this. When asked if they preferred a government welfare leech or a violent sex offending rapist thug in a gang in their neighborhood, they preferred the latter. The reason? "At least they're doing something". Can you believe these people? They'd rather have their house burned to the ground while their children are raped to death after weeks of torture than have a harmless leech living off his parents.

Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:09:58 2015 No.13582228

>>13582185
what's stopping you? if you are American just take an extra stop on your way back and tour Japan for a few days. No need for Visa and Japan is super safe/tourist friendly for the most part. the only concern would be money but since you are already going to China you should manage.

Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:13:11 2015 No.13582237

>>13582228
well money is the thing, I am staying in my friends house in China. It's not like a simple task to just go to Japan and stay for a few days. I'm flying back with my friend and all that, it's just so lame that I'm so damn close to a country I've always wanted to go to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:59:34 2015 No.13582454 >>13582115 Thats why people wear skydiving equipment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:22:20 2015 No.13582777 >>13581956 > Not only did I get the help and medicine I needed, but I also became a Christian and now I'm immensely better Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:28:32 2015 No.13582792 >>13582777 This is a Christian imageboard, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 09:54:59 2015 No.13583148 >>13582792 Don't call me or anyone "anon"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 10:29:38 2015 No.13583294 Time to go Bai-bai /jp/ See you in Gensokyo one of these days

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 10:42:39 2015 No.13583342 >>13583294 You don't go to Gensokyo if you kill yourself, you idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 10:45:35 2015 No.13583356 >>13583342 I'm not going to kill myself I'm going to normieville to become a raijuu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 10:46:53 2015 No.13583359 >>13583148 Someone needs a hug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 10:54:14 2015 No.13583392 >>13583342 The only requirement is being forgotten.

Anonymous Mon Jun 1 11:08:54 2015 No.13583435
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>>13583356
>raijuu
I would wish you luck in your quest to become a supernatural electrical beast, but that seems even harder than going to Gensokyo, so maybe you should aim for something a little more realistic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 11:18:50 2015 No.13583472 File: 215 KB, 472x514, 124371_original.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13583435 How about a Riajuu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 11:24:58 2015 No.13583511 >>13583472 That's a lot more boring I guess I'm the one who said to aim low, though, so ganbatte

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 13:26:40 2015 No.13583985 >>13583511 >That's a lot more boring My life is boring, see you nerds l8r

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 15:17:09 2015 No.13584465 i wish my penis was bigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 15:32:24 2015 No.13584538 >>13570456 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 15:35:34 2015 No.13584558 >>13584538 Generations of tfw no friends past.

Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:14:12 2015 No.13584726
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>>13582070
>>13582065
Your base instinct will force you to pull out the parachute when it's already too late, when it will only stop part of the impact force. You will either die slowly and painfully or become severely crippled for the rest of your life.

There are better ways to plan your exit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:19:24 2015 No.13584750 >>13584726 Any suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:21:53 2015 No.13584762 >>13584750 I'm patenting a combination VR headset and nitrogen exit bag, look out for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:35:25 2015 No.13586258 >>13584726 He could jump and then immediately take the parachute off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:03:39 2015 No.13586972 Just fucking answer me: What is the best fucking country to become a fucking useless NEET hikki and stay in your room all day until you fucking rot away until the universe forgets you exist and you end up in gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:05:48 2015 No.13586986 >>13586972 somalia

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:12:28 2015 No.13587026 >>13586972 Probably Britain or Sweden. Good luck getting those NEETbux if you aren't a DURKA DURKA, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:15:24 2015 No.13587036 >>13586972 Finland has the best disability benefits but I dunno if immigrants are eligible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:19:43 2015 No.13587056 >>13578922 How the compiler works is the last thing you need to worry about as a beginner. I recommend python as a great starting language. Follow tutorials and try and make something of your own.

Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:49:40 2015 No.13587203

>>13586972
Your own country, unless it doesn't provide anything for NEETs in which case you're fucked. In order to stay for more than a certain amount of time (for example, 6 months) in most countries, you need to have 'gainful employment', that is either a job or sufficient consistent income from self-employment. If you don't have a job, they won't let you legally stay in their country, and legally staying in a country is the first step to getting NEETbux from a country. (The reason I say 'most countries' is because certain countries have stricter requirements. I'm not aware of any countries with less strict requirements.)

Exceptions can be made if you're currently living in a warzone or under an oppressive regime, but considering you're on here complaining about how you can't be a NEET I doubt that applies to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:51:30 2015 No.13587215 >tfw if I was born in any other country in the world I'd be dead by now

Anonymous Tue Jun 2 06:32:30 2015 No.13588654
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>>13578922
Start by installing Arch GNU/Linux: it's easier to install than most people think, there is a beginner guide on the wiki and countless YouTube videos (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMgGUBDxCjo).).
Remember ext4 for HDD, ext2 for SSD/flash drives.

As for actual programming you can start by learning C with the K&R (https://a.pomf.se/rzwojp.pdf))
The 'lurxmoar' approach is essential for technology so if you don't know something ggrks.

Some useful resources:
http://harmful.cat-v.org/software/
http://suckless.org/rocks
http://www.openbsd.org/books.html
https://wiki.archlinux.org/
https://stackexchange.com/
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Programming_Books

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 06:34:03 2015 No.13588657 >>13587215 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 01:15:58 2015 No.13592652 File: 129 KB, 1280x720, 1323454573612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I thought this was a haruka thread but then people began to blog

Anonymous Wed Jun 3 01:20:41 2015 No.13592670
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>>13592652
I really liek this pic, dude.

Pay no attention to those other shitters. Just keep posting some more naice lewd Haruka stuff.

I want to fuck her so bad, man.. So fuckin' bad..

Anonymous Wed Jun 3 01:25:24 2015 No.13592690
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When I see Haruka wearing her panda costume, I imagine what her body is like underneath of it. I've seen her nude body many times before, so I don't really know why I wonder this. I look at the way the material is cut and notice it's straight. Haruka's body isn't straight though. She has a nice body. She has modest breasts, a small waist, and shapely hips. Soon after that I imagine how hot it must be up there dancing on stage wearing that thing. Is she wearing underwear underneath? How sweaty is she? What does it smell like in that costume? What does her sweat taste like? Depending on the amount of sweat she produces, when you run your hands over her body they could either stick or slide. I'd like to imagine she sweats just enough to be sticky. When you hug her, not only would you smell her bodily odor, but your arms would stick to her nude back. When you pull her against you, do you notice her breasts? Do her nipples feel hard against your chest? Do you bring your face to her neck and inhale her scent? Do you think she notices your erection pressing against her legs, against her damp panties? Do you offer to bathe her and make her clean again, or do you enjoy it when she's sweaty?

These are some of the things I think of when I see Haruka in her panda costume.

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