/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, I've become older than Ken-sama.

This is quite miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568304
but hows that cd stack going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568304

Oh no, I've made so much love to my body pillow it can stand up on it's own.

Humble-brag

[Anonymous No.]

Howdy /a/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568277
Moldy as fuck copypasta.

At least update it a little by editing in a modern flat screen in front of that ancient CRT.
Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568509
I see your point, but while I would indeed laugh my ass off I'd also feel a little flattered and be happy that he enjoys my culture so much.

Sometimes I wonder if the reason some Japanese get offended by this sort of thing is that some have a hidden inferiority complex that presents itself as a defensive superiority.

I mean think about it, if you are secure about your country then you're going to giggle at this sort of thing but in a good way.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13568509
Oh I forgot, good luck Kenichi!

[Lenfried MOST ICHIBAN Boyfrien(...) !xQm9.FabbA No.]

11/03 never 6get.........
Namida flows.........................
Ken-sama no tame........................................................

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568906

Is that Hirano Aya?

[Lenfried MOST ICHIBAN Boyfrien(...) !xQm9.FabbA No.]

>>13568928

It is indeed most iricandescent twilightchrome idol of anointed traiterous dreamscape conflicted feeling yet intrinsic lovely contemplation HIRANO AYA...............................The feelio continues ever lasting, Anonymous.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568973

Naice..

Naice.....

[Anonymous No.]

colon three naiceness..............................................................

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568277

RIP Ken-sama, he was daijoubu.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

more onegaisimasu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568277
I swear he was 27 a few years ago. I wonder what the secret to his immortality is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13579855
Hes been folded over 1000 times

[Anonymous No.]

>>that CRT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583066
CRTs are superior due to minimized image delay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568509

WHERE IS THE PIC

IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT THE PICTURE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13579855
How can he attend a prestigous high school of he is 27?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583172
>minimized image delay
What causes image delay in LCD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584667
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Display_lag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583066
>higher refresh rates
>0 input lag
>fastest response time
crt superior pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585225
You forgot the perfect view angles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568509
>no pic

You tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585225
your brain can't even perceive the delay in between crt and an lcd from 2005 onward. they don't have higher refresh rates either. are you living in 2000? input delay you can't even perceive or react to.

the only argument is viewing angles but the benefits are outweighed by numerous things an lcd has. where are the 4k crt or inch thick 60 inch tv?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586090
yeah and also, your eyes can't see beyond 30 frames per second!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586140
yeah and if you go over 40 miles an hour your organs explode!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586140
your words not mine. there's a difference between .33 ms and .1-3 ms. i'm sure you get 30 ms delays on reaction times tests though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586187
I had this happen once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586187
If you crash into something with your seat belt across your belly instead of pelvis, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568277
I'm really confused is this a joke lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583245
>>13586016