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Anonymous Wed May 27 19:24:48 2015 No.13559822 [SPOILER]

>"I've heard you've been mistreating some of my precious cats..."

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:25:20 2015 No.13559824 >>13559822 First for kikis are olev.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:26:12 2015 No.13559827 >>13559822 >Fucked up the OP. S-Sorry...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:26:13 2015 No.13559828 >Furry OP OP you had ONE fucking job.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:27:11 2015 No.13559831 >>13559827 You tried, champ

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:27:20 2015 No.13559833 >>13559828 I'm honestly not seeing it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:27:21 2015 No.13559834 >>13559828 >Furry. It's not though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:28:07 2015 No.13559836 >>13559828 That's not furry.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:28:10 2015 No.13559839 File: 24 KB, 600x700, 1350427009827.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:28:14 2015 No.13559840 >>13559833 >>13559834 Look at the nose. It's practically a cat snout.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:28:23 2015 No.13559841 >>13559827 Well, at least you recognized your mistake. NOW PREPARE TO DIE

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:29:03 2015 No.13559843 I want to brush a Kejourou's hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:29:05 2015 No.13559844 File: 111 KB, 500x600, 1428646261084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember that the term "creepy crawly" is discriminatory and problematic. Anyone who uses the term needs to check their leg privilege.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:29:06 2015 No.13559845 >>13559827 Are you able to delete it?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:29:28 2015 No.13559849 >>13559840 Shit, you're probably right. I thought it was just a shadow but it does look like a cat's nose. Well, time to burn.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:29:53 2015 No.13559851 >>13559782 I wouldn't mind a nice matango. As long as she doesn't forcefully infect anybody, I'd be happy to be with one, and live in solitude together. They look cute in their profile picture, and are probably really soft and squishy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:30:40 2015 No.13559856 >>13559845 Can't delete OPs on the jay. >>13559841 >>13559831 Either people take too long and make two of them, or someone makes one too quick and fuck it up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:30:43 2015 No.13559857 >>13559844 DUMB. CREEPY. GLOOMY. SMELLY.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:31:02 2015 No.13559861 >>13559845 You can't delete OPs anymore for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:31:03 2015 No.13559862 >Jinko waifu tries to teach daughterus how to roar >They all squeak and squeal when trying Status of your heart

>>	Maritan Wed May 27 19:31:25 2015 No.13559866 File: 508 KB, 1200x1788, 32423.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quick 10-15 min quickie. Practice for the next image I make.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:31:41 2015 No.13559867 >>13559840 it's not a snout through, just the tip ofa cat nose. It doesn't even have fur.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:32:22 2015 No.13559868 >>13559866 Kind of nice. >Practice What's coming next?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:32:34 2015 No.13559869 >>13559822 Hey look, it's a walking talking deluxe size catskin couch. Just gotta make a few adjustments...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:32:38 2015 No.13559870 >>13559822 She's ugly as fuck and looks furry

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:32:39 2015 No.13559872 >>13559843 You and me both, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:32:41 2015 No.13559873 >>13559866 I want to see the result of you drawing with your non-dominant hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:33:07 2015 No.13559876 Gonna give a kiki a head pat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:33:22 2015 No.13559878 >>13559872 Do you think she'd make lewd noises while you did?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:34:00 2015 No.13559882 File: 50 KB, 215x282, 1432598578449.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13559866 noice

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:34:13 2015 No.13559883 >>13559866 Cool, is it sci-fi? It looks kinda sci-fi.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:34:48 2015 No.13559886 File: 258 KB, 1000x1000, Kenjouro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13559878 That would be silly and pointless.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:34:50 2015 No.13559887 >>13559856 >>13559861 Well, it's a shame reporting it probably wont do anything either, since they wont realize the issue. Great, we're stuck with a furry-esque no subject thread. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:36:19 2015 No.13559893 >>13559886 But it would be hot. >>13559887 Then make some anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:37:23 2015 No.13559896 >>13559893 >But it would be hot Not really. It would be like those Jap pornos where the woman goes overboard with the fake moan.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:37:49 2015 No.13559897 I want to date a dullahan and then facefuck her

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:38:02 2015 No.13559900 >>13559896 I don't think it would be fake.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:38:57 2015 No.13559903 >>13559893 Nah, unless the thread gets deleted it's been too long. People will bitch about the subject throughout the thread though. They always do when OP fucks it up. >>13559897 Sounds good to me too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:39:57 2015 No.13559908 >>13559900 If it isn't fake then it would imply they can feel with their hair and receive sexual stimulation through it. And that's just silly, and borderline stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:40:30 2015 No.13559910 >>13559908 Stupider than....well at lot of things in MGE?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:40:41 2015 No.13559911 >>13559876 I'd pat her cheek if you catch my drift.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:41:35 2015 No.13559915 >>13559903 With the detachable head it makes it so much easier

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:41:41 2015 No.13559917 >>13559910 Yes, actually. Hair is just a bunch of protein stands, or something, and has no actual capacity for touch.

Maritan Wed May 27 19:42:17 2015 No.13559920

>>13559868
It's a practice for when I actually draw Mono-tan
>>13559873
I've tried that a few times, wouldn't go so well lol.
>>13559882
>>13559883
I'm throwing a few ideas around in my head, but I guess I'll see what I feel like most next week when I have time to draw on my own time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:42:36 2015 No.13559921 >>13559911 You gonna kiss her cheek? Cute

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:42:53 2015 No.13559924 >>13559908 Have you ever had a really good head massage? They're not quite orgasmic, but they feel fucking amazing. It wouldn't be a stretch to think that kekourous could orgasm from a tender touch to their head

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:43:19 2015 No.13559928 File: 1.08 MB, 1240x1754, 1432770199949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you lick her paws?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:43:34 2015 No.13559931 >>13559915 Yep. And you can take the head with you where ever you go, for public facefucking.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:43:54 2015 No.13559932 >>13559920 >It's a practice for when I actually draw Mono-tan That's neat, but do you really need practice to draw a simple Kitsune?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:44:14 2015 No.13559933 >>13559928 ye

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:44:41 2015 No.13559937 Name something more heartwarming than giving your infant monster girl daughteru her bottle and then watching her fall asleep in your arm afterwards

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:44:47 2015 No.13559938 >>13559931 Noice, after loving a date, walk home facefucking

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:44:54 2015 No.13559939 >>13559924 A touch to the head is completely different than to the hair. There are nerves in your scalp, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:45:26 2015 No.13559940 >>13559928 Until she was steaming like a sauna.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:45:49 2015 No.13559942 >>13559928 No I'd spray her with my liquid nitrogen hose and tell her to get off my bedsheets before she burns them. Then tell her to get her nails cut

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:46:25 2015 No.13559944 >>13559937 Keeping your Shirohebi eggs safe and warm in your butthole and the experience of them hatching.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:46:45 2015 No.13559945 File: 195 KB, 481x792, 1432697894785.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Incredulous Succubus isn't sure that's a good idea

>>	Maritan Wed May 27 19:47:14 2015 No.13559946 >>13559932 Warm ups don't hurt, to get better familiar with the character. I do this almost every time I draw someone else's character, just to get a quick feel for them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:47:36 2015 No.13559948 File: 47 KB, 500x881, 1409042422723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be the dakimakura

Anonymous Wed May 27 19:47:44 2015 No.13559949
File: 101 KB, 395x600, Sea_Slime_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

You're taking a swim along the beach when this girl suddenly breaches the surface of the water and clasps your hands with her own.

>"Excuse me, handsome, do you have a moment to hear about the glory and love of the Enkindlers?"

How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:48:40 2015 No.13559955 does garlic work on a vampire

Anonymous Wed May 27 19:49:25 2015 No.13559959

>>13559939
Dude, you are completely right.
But in the case of a kejourou, they can feel through their hair. Take a gander at the entry, and I'm fairly certain it says they can experience taste and touch through their hair, as well as interact with spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:49:26 2015 No.13559960 >>13559924 Head massages are not hair massages.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:49:26 2015 No.13559961 >>13559946 ...Do you drawfags even draw characters from any writefags? Excluding .Less? You guys seem to only really care about your own OCs and other Drawfags'.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:49:43 2015 No.13559962 >>13559928 Yes. I want to cuddle her for hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:49:55 2015 No.13559963 >>13559948 Be sure to sign up for the Agency for Human boy Daki's for lonely Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:49:59 2015 No.13559965 >>13559949 How do you tie up a slime? I'mma kidnap her and keep her in my basement.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:50:01 2015 No.13559967 >>13559955 It works as a powerful aphrodisiac.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:50:35 2015 No.13559970 >>13559949 Scream in agony if those spines are in her hands. >>13559955 As well as a cross works on a Jiangshi.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:50:48 2015 No.13559972 >>13559928 No, I don't like Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:51:20 2015 No.13559975 >>13559949 "...The fuck is an Enkindler?" Or if you want to be more realistic "JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK I'M BEING ATTACKED SOMEBODY GET ME OUTTA HERE"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:51:24 2015 No.13559976 >>13559949 Jellyfish can occasionally be hermaphrodites.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:51:48 2015 No.13559978 >>13559949 No, thanks. I'm just here to use the bathroom. I'm not actually, but she doesn't need to know that. >>13559963 Sounds like a dream job.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:51:55 2015 No.13559979 >>13559961 She did ELH's lilim iirc.

Anonymous Wed May 27 19:51:59 2015 No.13559980

>>13559959
>Their hair can experience sense such as taste and touch for the sake of enjoying sex with men. When they feel their beloved man touching their hair and putting his face in it, they experience ecstasy, and if semen is released into their hair, the delicious taste of semen staining each and every hair is followed by a dream-like rapture, and a sensation as if they're being dominated by the man's semen.

I stand corrected. It's balls-to-ass retarded though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:52:21 2015 No.13559982 >>13559961 Don't demand stuff from them, Anon. They don't owe us anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:52:26 2015 No.13559983 >>13559976 This isn't a jellyfish. It's a Sea Slime.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:52:31 2015 No.13559985 >>13559967 Fuck, I love fresh garlic. I always have a few cloves in my kitchen

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:53:05 2015 No.13559989 >>13559866 >Blocking the midriff Mari you tease

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:53:17 2015 No.13559991 >>13559982 I'm not demanding. Fuck. It was just a simple question. >>13559979 Is he even really a writefag at this point?

Maritan Wed May 27 19:53:19 2015 No.13559992

>>13559946
I do care, but for me anyway, it comes to how much time I have.
A lot of it is spent with things irl, and then my studies to improve my art.
Had I all the time in the world like Less does, I would draw a hell of a lot more and things in these threads too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:53:35 2015 No.13559994 >>13559980 >It's balls-to-ass retarded though. I don't care. I want to experience giving her the brush.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:53:38 2015 No.13559996 >>13559982 He isn't demanding anything, he's asking a question, don't pull out your defense force pitchforks just yet.

Anonymous Wed May 27 19:54:03 2015 No.13559997

>>13559961
That's how almost all drawfags are. That's how they've always been. Drawfagging on 4chan is a circlejerk if you get any more than 3 artists together. I see it all the time.
IMO there's nothing wrong with that, and it makes sense. Drawfags hang out with people that both 1) share a hobby and 2) can help them improve.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:54:26 2015 No.13560000 >>13559965 Physical stuff isn't too great against slimes unless we go really high-tech. Magic items would be your best bet.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:55:13 2015 No.13560005 >>13559963 That program is a trap, it's 90% lonely yetis and they send you on a one way trip to the middle of frozen nowhere

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:55:29 2015 No.13560006 >>13559996 >defense force Hold up there, I'm not part of any Xfag defense force. I'm just sayin'. You know...just sayin'.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:55:58 2015 No.13560008 >>13559992 >Had I all the time in the world like Less does Yet he still refuses to draw anything I bring up. Though I'm 99.998% sure he doesn't like me after what I said about Haohi as a joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:56:42 2015 No.13560012 >>13560005 My god, being trapped by a fluffy cuddly, brown, bi breasted warm monster girl. What a terrible fate.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:56:55 2015 No.13560013 >>13560005 >That program is a trap, it's 90% lonely yetis ...That would be the best possible outcome, friend. Can't even think of a better outcome. Nope. Not possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:57:06 2015 No.13560014 >>13560008 Buy him gifts. Bitc- err, people like gifts

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:58:12 2015 No.13560021 >>13560005 >Cold weather >With Yetis to make up with warmth >Trap Fucking Please

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:58:14 2015 No.13560022 >>13560005 >lonely yetis Oh no~ What ever shall I do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:58:23 2015 No.13560023 >>13560014 >Buy him gifts That code for "give him the money shot"?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:00:20 2015 No.13560029 Uh oh! You've come across a Succubus/Demon who doesn't want to be evil, she wants to be good and do good things and dreams of being turned into an angel with one singular husband. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:00:23 2015 No.13560030 >>13560023 You must temp/seduce him with your charm. Then you will unlock the CG to his H scene

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:01:25 2015 No.13560032 >>13560029 Help her out and see what happens

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:01:26 2015 No.13560033 >>13560029 I put a fuckin ring on her finger and we marry in the local church

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:01:38 2015 No.13560034 >>13560029 Teach her to rape again.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:02:14 2015 No.13560036 >>13560029 Wish her luck and go about my day.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:02:29 2015 No.13560037 >>13560029 Find her a paladin that's into that I guess. I don't find angels or succubi that interesting.

>>	Maritan Wed May 27 20:02:37 2015 No.13560038 >>13560008 Maybe... or maybe he just doesn't find the ideas interesting. It's like if someone were to ask me to do Futa stuff, I'd refuse no matter what the pay... unless the person is crazy and starts throwing ridiculous amounts lol...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:02:38 2015 No.13560039 >>13560030 >charm Nonexistent. I'll just have to deal with the fact that I'll never see a Loli Valkyrie riding atop her brother figure's shoulders and swinging a wooden sword at things.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:03:15 2015 No.13560042 >>13559928 No Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:03:16 2015 No.13560043 >>13560029 Help her find a husband, I guess. Like hell I'd risk being with a succuslut. If it turns out she is a liar, no loss for me, and if she turns out to be good, I helped set them up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:03:18 2015 No.13560044 >>13560012 >>13560013 >>13560021 >>13560022 There's no guarantee a Yeti will find you in time before you freeze Unless they can lock on to any cold human with their antennae

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:03:19 2015 No.13560045 >>13560029 "Hey, that's a big dream you got there. Best of luck, sis." >Brofist and part ways

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:04:20 2015 No.13560049 >>13560038 >Enough money will make me draw futa drawslut

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:04:41 2015 No.13560052 >>13560044 Yetis have heatseeking paws. They're fucking ninjas, mang.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:04:48 2015 No.13560054 >>13559928 No, but I'd rub them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:05:30 2015 No.13560057 >>13560044 One Yeti is decent enough at finding travelers in peril, it's practically their job. A whole bunch of lonely ones? Should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:05:44 2015 No.13560058 >>13560044 Huh. That's a pretty good idea. Alright, Yeti Antennae now help them find people in my mind. Also, what sort of agency in a MG world offering what they offer, wouldn't see you to their door? That's just asking for trouble.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:06:05 2015 No.13560063 File: 8 KB, 300x318, One Billion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560038

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:06:53 2015 No.13560067 >>13560038 I'm leaning towards he just doesn't like me in general. I've come up with maybe TWO ideas he might have liked, emphasis on MIGHT. But oh well, these things happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:06:57 2015 No.13560068 >>13560063 A trillion is more than a billion, numbnut.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:07:02 2015 No.13560069 I want to find the purest monster girl and hold her hand

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:08:03 2015 No.13560076 >>13560069 Enjoy your horsepussy handholding, friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:08:32 2015 No.13560079 >>13560069 What if you find a Wyvern or a Harpy?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:10:13 2015 No.13560086 File: 557 KB, 600x797, Bastet.full.1455131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13559822 Bastet Goddess is Bestest Goddess!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:11:59 2015 No.13560092 >>13560086 She would be the bestest, if she weren't already bested by Ra-chan in the best /mgg/ Goddess contest. Best of luck next time, Bastet.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:12:53 2015 No.13560095 File: 768 KB, 688x1800, Batet and Minerva.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560086

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:14:39 2015 No.13560103 >>13560076 But what if I find a purer one? >>13560079 Tail/wing holding works

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:15:59 2015 No.13560106 >>13560103 What if you find an intangible ghost girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:17:48 2015 No.13560109 >>13560106 Wonder if we're doing it in public when she passes through me?

>>	Maritan Wed May 27 20:18:26 2015 No.13560112 File: 1.77 MB, 1181x1748, 03895.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560063 How big would you like the dick, sir? >>13560067 I guess... still seems a bit harsh for a simple joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:18:51 2015 No.13560116 >>13560092 Bastet is better by default, as Ra isn't canon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:18:53 2015 No.13560117 >>13560109 What if the first MG you find has no arms?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:19:13 2015 No.13560118 >>13560103 Doubtful. Unicorns are THE pure MG. Obviously you can make whatever you want however pure you want in your head though.

Anonymous Wed May 27 20:19:32 2015 No.13560121

>Have a one night stand with a monster girl queen/princess
>1 year later get found during advnetures by her knights
>go back to her kingdom
>find you two have a kid now
>she wants you to take the child with you to prevent her from being dragged into this life, while she stays and watches her Kingdom
What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:19:53 2015 No.13560124 >>13560116 >canon This fucking guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:20:06 2015 No.13560125 Would Tanuki's go after Harry Enfield?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:20:55 2015 No.13560130 >>13560121 >anything but lovingly raising your child together

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:21:21 2015 No.13560132 >>13560116 >Canon >Implying canon matters at all. Besides, Ammy and Hathor are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:21:24 2015 No.13560133 >>13560121 Take the child and raise him/her to be a stronk as fuck knight and kill evil shit together.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:22:07 2015 No.13560135 All Hail the Glory of Set.

Anonymous Wed May 27 20:22:08 2015 No.13560136

>>13560112
>I guess... still seems a bit harsh for a simple joke
I'm not completely sure it's that though, it's just what I believe is the most likely thing.
But as I said, oh well either way. He'll go off to do various Hellhound art and such, while I sit around hoping a drawfag vies enough of a fuck to do a loli Valkyrie or a Kenjourou with a hair knot puffing her cheeks in anger.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:22:15 2015 No.13560137 File: 20 KB, 298x299, 1430667924491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560121 what a fucking cunt and yeah i'll raise that kid and its going to be the best damn kid in all the fucking land

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:22:17 2015 No.13560138 >>13560121 I would need to learn about their history and royal life before making a decision. There are quite a few situations where it would be preferable to take them as she says.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:23:20 2015 No.13560141 >>13560112 >How big would you like the dick, sir? Make it a rainbow colored horse cock that's 3 feet long and jizzes semen that tastes like melted skittles.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:23:27 2015 No.13560142 >>13560137 >its going to be the best damn kid in all the fucking land Them challenge words.

Anonymous Wed May 27 20:23:46 2015 No.13560144

>>13560121
Fine. She doesn't want a daughteru then I'll take her.

>Papa, where are we going?
>"An adventure honey! Apparently an old friend of mine has perished and his hometown is being ravaged by undead."
>U-undead?! Like s-skeletons and zombies?
>"Of course! We may even see a ghost! Time for you to learn how to use a mace sweetie!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:23:54 2015 No.13560145 >>13559862 exploded.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:24:21 2015 No.13560146 >>13560117 Give her cybernetic arms that sh didn't ask for?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:25:17 2015 No.13560149 >>13559862 Critical

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:25:25 2015 No.13560150 >Drop a nuclear bomb in MG world >Bomb turns into an MG How fucked are you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:26:29 2015 No.13560153 >>13560132 >Implying anything not-canon is relevant Besides, you tastless fags are all wrong. You should worship and prostrate before the glory of the Old Gods, the Ancient Ones who sleep within the spires of the Deep.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:28:17 2015 No.13560158 >>13560150 What happens when she orgasms?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:28:36 2015 No.13560159 >>13560150 We're having twins.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:28:50 2015 No.13560160 >>13560138 Royal families have LINES of assassins waiting to kidnap/kill/rape them. You don't need a background check, you can probably look out the window and see like 20 thieves hiding around the castle.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:28:55 2015 No.13560162 >>13560146 What if you get erased from existence in both physical and spiritual level before you find one?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:30:14 2015 No.13560166 Wanna lick elf ears

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:31:23 2015 No.13560171 >>13560166 Wanna snuggle elves in sweaters and nibble elf ears while holding hands

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:31:50 2015 No.13560173 File: 63 KB, 300x369, 1430347876871.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560166

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:32:05 2015 No.13560175 File: 441 KB, 529x608, 347348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560166 Wanna nibble human ears

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:32:19 2015 No.13560176 >>13560171 That's my fantasy to a T Well, one of them

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:32:26 2015 No.13560179 What if not all gods are female?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:34:09 2015 No.13560185 >>13560179 They probably aren't. Like the pure elemental just take on feminine forms because that's the hip thing to do now, but don't really have to.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:36:15 2015 No.13560191 >>13560175 Ever since I had a girl do this to me and suck on them it's become one of my biggest fetishes. It has no right feeling as good as it does.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:36:17 2015 No.13560192 >>13560175 Werecat what are you doing here Go home, you don't even know how to use personal pronouns yet

>>	Maritan Wed May 27 20:36:28 2015 No.13560193 >>13560112 If you like loli, that may be the problem there. Less is an ass man, if you haven't noticed with the hips in so many of his pics .>>13560141 Sounds tasty.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:36:40 2015 No.13560195 Being abused by MG wife

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:37:29 2015 No.13560196 >>13560195 As bad as bonnet tipping Lizardgirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:37:49 2015 No.13560197 Abusing MG wife

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:37:58 2015 No.13560200 >>13560150 Considering it probably turned into a dark matter? Very.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:38:36 2015 No.13560201 Abusing the daughteru

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:39:14 2015 No.13560202 Being abused by MG daughteru

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:39:20 2015 No.13560203 Abusing the dick___

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:39:43 2015 No.13560204 File: 470 KB, 775x719, 1427712321109.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When did /jp/ start having MG threads?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:40:28 2015 No.13560206 >>13560204 how long have you been gone?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:40:36 2015 No.13560208 >>13560204 This is the first one

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:40:39 2015 No.13560209 >>13560203 I'm going to abuse my dick over monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:40:40 2015 No.13560210 >>13560193 The loli was merely an example. I know pretty well he isn't too fond of loli just from looking at his pics. An actual request would probably be, for example, a Werewolf or Werecat in Snake's ass hugging sneaking suit from MGS2.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:41:10 2015 No.13560212 File: 264 KB, 800x1000, 1_3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13559961 i do requests stuff i just forget to post/finish them sometimes teehee

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:41:36 2015 No.13560214 >>13560204 When DID we start having them I actually forget how long it's been

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:41:47 2015 No.13560215 >>13560193 >Sounds tasty I agree, I have a craving for Skittles now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:42:12 2015 No.13560216 >>13560212 Any chance of you doing Apsara wearing the Mega Milk t-shirt?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:42:35 2015 No.13560218 >>13560214 About a year

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:42:55 2015 No.13560220 I need a combination of Dragon, Wyvern, Wurm, and Ryu to exist. They ultimate Wyrm.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:43:19 2015 No.13560221 >>13560175 Why are ears so damn lewd?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:43:27 2015 No.13560222 Remember to polish your monster girl's hooves/horns/claws and tusks

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:44:03 2015 No.13560224 I want to cook for my waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:44:55 2015 No.13560227 >>13560203 Dicking the abuser

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:46:01 2015 No.13560229 File: 574 KB, 1029x1920, 1415072934655.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560222 >"Remember to polish your husbando's cock every night before bed"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:46:02 2015 No.13560230 >>13560222 >Wurm making the cutest face as you polish her horns for her

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:46:04 2015 No.13560231 File: 928 KB, 750x1050, c13dd7518593ac344d133778d0de299c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to cook my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:46:16 2015 No.13560234 >>13560220 >Lamia with wings wings on her back and more wings instead of arms with a crown of spikes on her head Sounds like a double quetzalcoatl, I want to fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:46:49 2015 No.13560237 >>13560210 Your post makes me want to see a thunderbird in Raiden's Skullsuit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:48:04 2015 No.13560242 >>13560237 Well I knew that was coming.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:48:26 2015 No.13560243 File: 357 KB, 1000x2000, Untitled-2_3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13559992 >Had I all the time in the world like Less does mari pls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:48:30 2015 No.13560244 >>13560231 >Cooking orange juice The fuck are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:49:16 2015 No.13560246 I want to help a slime

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:49:29 2015 No.13560247 >>13560244 It's a honey slime, dummy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:50:02 2015 No.13560248 >>13560212 is that a dragon with a wight hairstyle?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:50:31 2015 No.13560251 >>13560212 >more dragon >yes.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:51:17 2015 No.13560255 >>13560243 Don't post that shit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:54:02 2015 No.13560263 File: 2.05 MB, 2000x2500, headless.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560248 its that girl from that hero manga i forgot i did it for an anon from /a/ drawthreads >>13560255 then what about this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:54:24 2015 No.13560266 >>13560243 Beh-heh-heh.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:56:06 2015 No.13560273 >>13560263 I want her to give me head

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:57:52 2015 No.13560277 File: 1.87 MB, 1280x1224, 1431287781448.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ara ara ~ you're awake? I've been watching you sleep anon, you looked so peaceful i didn't want to awake you. What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 20:59:57 2015 No.13560282 >>13560263 I want to give her head pats >please solve more to be verified Fuck you captcha

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:00:15 2015 No.13560283 >>13560277 "Well, I'm awake now, what is it that you need?"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:00:31 2015 No.13560284 >>13560277 Overwhelm her sadism with loving, passionate sex with cuddles afterwards. Otherwise, cut off her head and turn her into a dullahan.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:00:47 2015 No.13560285 >>13560277 Turn around and sleep again

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:01:53 2015 No.13560286 >>13560277 Rub her navel

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:02:03 2015 No.13560288 >>13560277 Well I'm awake. So now what? >Having to solve 9 captchas to be verified Christ

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:03:00 2015 No.13560291 >>13560277 >"Good job not waking me up." >Roll over >Wait for the next girl to wake me, hopefully of a different species.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:03:48 2015 No.13560293 >>13560283 >>13560288 >Anon we both know what i need, i give you my word i will make it feel good~

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:03:56 2015 No.13560295 >>13560277 >Fiercely impregnate

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:04:07 2015 No.13560296 >>13560263 I'd let her have a head, if you know what I mean. >>13560277 Try to go back to sleep. Tailpussy is shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:06:20 2015 No.13560301 >>13560293 Oh, that's right. Let's get started then. >Proceed to start ticklefight

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:07:38 2015 No.13560306 >>13560216 ill be taking requests later today after i get finished with some stuff. ill do that first

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:08:39 2015 No.13560309 >>13560277 Use 5000th Dan Karate and hit her with the Omega Sanction

Anonymous Wed May 27 21:08:49 2015 No.13560310

>>13560121

>Comm chimes in.
>"Daddy..."
>This is not a good time.
>You gotta duck under a volley of laser fire and slide into cover before you can answer.
>"Sweetie, Daddy's busy, can I call ya back?"
>"It's bed-time, you said you'd sing me a lullaby."
>The door across the bridge in front of you explodes off it's hinges.
>Out steps the biggest fucking Hellhound you've ever seen toting the biggest fucking gun you'd ever ever imagined.
>"Daaaaaddy..."
>"Sweetie, I'll sing for you once I'm back on the ship-"
>"That's what you said last time!"
>A blast from that Hound's gun blows off a chunk of your cover right next to your head.
>Your squadmates are all just staring at you incredulously.
>You can hear your little girl's pouting over the comm.
>You sigh.
>Proceed to sing Rockabye Baby while fighting Space Nazis.
>Extra loud, so she can hear you over the explosions, gunfire and the laughter of your squadmates and the ships crew.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:08:50 2015 No.13560311 >>13560301 >She tries to tickle you with her paws. >The ER diagnosis is severe blood loss and several stabbing wounds at the sides.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:10:11 2015 No.13560314 >>13560310 >Guys laughing at a man trying to make his daughter happy Good way to catch a beating if you ask me.

>>	Maritan Wed May 27 21:10:34 2015 No.13560316 >>13560193 Ah... two monsters we need more of I find. >>13560215 Probably what the stuff tastes like to monsters every day.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:10:42 2015 No.13560317 >>13560277 Ask for the tailpussy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:11:13 2015 No.13560318 >>13560311 I think I can walk this one off. Right?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:11:23 2015 No.13560320 >>13560293 >Anon we both know what i need Yeah, to learn to capitalize your first person pronouns.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:11:46 2015 No.13560324 File: 283 KB, 715x1000, 4804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What an angry-looking vagina.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:12:15 2015 No.13560325 >>13560311 If they're anything like cat claws this wouldn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:12:29 2015 No.13560326 >>13560310 This is fucking brilliant. Can you please make that into a story?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:13:21 2015 No.13560329 >>13560324 Of course it looks angry, it's probably really hungry.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:14:58 2015 No.13560335 File: 51 KB, 1177x769, 143589345206.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some Succubi are scary.

Anonymous Wed May 27 21:15:40 2015 No.13560336
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>>13558934
It's time for some Super-Holst writes.
>Be generic anon in your early 20s
>Your have no siblings and your parents had died several years ago
>You weren't exactly sure what your dad did for work once he got remarried to that Tanuki, but they had left you with a sizable inheritance
>Even though you have an abundance of funds, you choose to live fairly modestly
>Most of the money had been invested anyways
>You also still work
>It's just part-time, but you have no idea what you'd do with yourself when the possibilities were virtually endless
>Having lots of stuff to choose from had always really intimidated you
>You have a small, two bedroom house a little outside MGC proper; not quite in the city, but not quite in the suburbs either
>Nobody ever really visited you, but something felt weird about just getting a one-bedroom house
>You enjoyed your solitary, comfortable life, even if it was a bit lonely at times

>You walking home form work one day
>Work had been uneventful, and you were looking forward to going home and being able to relax
>As you pass an alley a few blocks from home, an odd smell tickles your nose
>Chalking it up to some trash-dumper, you decide to ignore it
>You don't even make it two steps before you stop again
>You definitely just stepped in something wet.
>This was especially odd, it had been sunny and warm all day
>That smell it getting stronger, it smells almost like... milk?
>You look down and see a steady stream of white liquid trickling across the sidewalk and into the gutter
>As foreboding as it is, the smell is alluring and almost calming
>Your curiosity is piqued; you've learned to act on feelings like this as they don't happen often at all
>Otherwise you will never be able to stop thinking about what it could be and why
>The alley is thickly overgrown with weeds, but you can see a large, misshapen blob towards the back
>Welp. This better not fuck you over.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:16:20 2015 No.13560339 >>13560335 Fearboners are still valid boners to a succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:17:57 2015 No.13560344 File: 753 KB, 800x663, d7490ad3fe05b040f1f198d13d1ae338.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Anon! Help me!" >"A tentacle monster got me!"

Anonymous Wed May 27 21:18:12 2015 No.13560345

>>13560324
>Slide the panties aside, her arousal making her lips so puffy it's easily held in place
>She whines and arcs her back as your cock grinds into her lips a few times before spearing her folds apart and sliding in to the hilt, her tight passage coiling around you ecstatically
>Sigh as you meet with the warm wetness of her womb
>Look down
>This thing is just glaring at you angrily
>Like you're skullfucking some pissed off dragon in its original form
>Have to cover its eyes so it;s not looking at you, creeping you out
>Try not to laugh
>Laugh a lot
>Go limp inside her from laughter
>She grows a complex
>Never wears angry dragon head underwear again

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:18:24 2015 No.13560346 >>13560335 >"I-I'm sorry I called you a slut!" >"It's not too late to seduce me you know! You don't have to beat me up!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:19:56 2015 No.13560353 >>13560344 She's just a lure.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:20:03 2015 No.13560354 >>13560344 Kill monster save pretty lady.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:21:31 2015 No.13560361 >>13560344 Sorry babe, can't interfere with Natural Selection.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:24:29 2015 No.13560369 >>13560293 I'll take your word for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:28:42 2015 No.13560383 >>13560361 Fuck off Darwin.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:31:32 2015 No.13560388 I wanna be oblivious to MG flirting

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:32:06 2015 No.13560389 >>13560344 Only way to save you is burning you and it alive.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:32:22 2015 No.13560390 >>13560388 You gonna get raped.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:32:28 2015 No.13560391 >>13560212 My but she is pretty. You still working on this, or is this it?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:33:04 2015 No.13560392 >>13560346 That nigga doesn't even look scared of her, just annoyed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:33:15 2015 No.13560394 >>13560390 But with my plucky charm I avoid it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:34:17 2015 No.13560396 >>13560394 You're never as charming as you think you are.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:34:36 2015 No.13560398 >>13560336 >super-holst Oh yes. This is good.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:34:45 2015 No.13560399 >>13560288 Make her solve 100 captchas. Consecutively. Before she can rape you. She has to prove that she is not a robot, but a human.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:35:13 2015 No.13560402 >>13560394 >charm That just makes you irresistible to them. Just wear a chastity belt.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:42:10 2015 No.13560423 Monster girls who only date virgin guys

Anonymous Wed May 27 21:42:30 2015 No.13560426

>>13560336
>You take a step forward
>Your foot makes a weird, wet, squelching noise as it lands in the milk-saturated grass
>God damn, it's like someone has a hose on that sprays milk instead of water
>You can sort of hear a low, repetitive murmuring coming from the shadowy blob
>Are those words?
>You can't be sure
>You cautiously move forward
>Living in a city of monsters has taught you to be on your guard at all times
>The blob slowly becomes clearer as you part the thick weeds
>You don't think you remember them being here actually, but you never really cared enough to notice
>Finally, the blob comes into full view
>A lump forms in your throat as you take in the scene before you
>A Holstosaur is sprawled out in the grass, moaning something unintelligible
>That part isn't too alarming
>What's alarming are her breasts
>Holy fucking Hathor they're huge
>Together, they're about as big as she is
>The Holst herself seems larger than most, both taller and wider
>Two steady, thick streams of milk are flowing form her large, inflamed nipples
>You can barely see the shreds of her shirt between them
>What the actual fuck happened here?
>She's finally noticed your presence.
>She turns to you; her black and white hair is soaked with milk as is the rest of her body
>Her face is so red you're almost surprised she isn't bleeding from it and her eyes are glazed and basically lifeless
>What a wreck (her voluptuous, curvy body...)
>You should just leave now
>Go back home, make a nice meal and forget what you're looking at
>That would be nice
>It's too bad you just can't bring yourself to look away
>You can't help the fact that you hoist her up on your back, her gargantuan teats draped over each of each other
>It's not your fault that you bring her back to your house and lay her in the bathroom while you change out of your now milk-drenched clothes
>You aren't responsible for any of that, right?
(contd.)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:45:06 2015 No.13560433 >>13560423 Well then we're fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:45:43 2015 No.13560437 >>13560423 That's Unicorn's primary gimmick. Don't let her pure demeanor fool you. She's basically a very selective predator.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:46:19 2015 No.13560439 >>13560433 But you just got raped by your least favorite MG and now your Waifu won't take you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:47:12 2015 No.13560443 Would monster girls do drugs?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:47:57 2015 No.13560446 >>13560443 They inject Semen into their blood

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:48:22 2015 No.13560449 >>13560443 Nothing that would absolutely wreck their shit, and you know wonderland monsters probably smoke weed every now and again.

Anonymous Wed May 27 21:48:55 2015 No.13560450

What about monstergirls who are into older guys?

Do they get fucked over since every boy over the age of ten is married to their childhood friend/onee-san/rapey teacher/that one girl that looked at them from outside their bedroom window/alped friends?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:48:57 2015 No.13560452 >>13560443 I do drugs, so why not? >tfw not liftan with jinko waifu >tfw not doing shrooms with her on the weekend

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:50:06 2015 No.13560456 Drugs a shit. Artificial pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:51:26 2015 No.13560460 >>13560446 That is fucked up

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:52:32 2015 No.13560467 >>13560443 Of course they would, they already kinda do so with venoms, demon fruits, and whatever shit your local Bapho brewed up in her basement lab >>13560452 Sounds pretty fun

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:53:07 2015 No.13560472 >>13560450 >All monstergirls prioritize little boys over older guys Fucking stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:53:47 2015 No.13560474 >>13560460 >those MGs that are so hooked on it that they even injects it into herself man MGC is a really shitty place....

Anonymous Wed May 27 21:54:35 2015 No.13560478

>>13560450
Depends on the setting.

For example. In MGE this wouldn't be a problem since humans and monsters are at odds with one another. Most of humanity sticks with itself and hate monsters.

In MGC it depends on how many native humans live there and how closely they normally interact with monsters. Also monstergirls don't normally give birth to human boys. So most of the time human men are immigrants.

>>13560456
It's not artificial. It's the opposite, since it all just comes down to nerves and chemicals. That's what makes pleasure drugs so dangerous in real life.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:55:15 2015 No.13560481 >>13560472 >every boy over the age of ten >little boys He meant that everyone would already have a partner that they've grown up with you dongus

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:55:25 2015 No.13560483 >>13560472 I don't think you understand Anon. I'm not saying that monstergirls prefer little boys over older guys. I'm saying that most or all older guys are married, leaving only the young ones to get husbando'd or raped into mindbroken status.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:55:44 2015 No.13560484 >>13560474 >Succubus has a guy tied down >Jacking him off while her nostril is positioned right on the tip of his dick >Takes a nice big snort when he cums >Her pupils dilate, she starts to shake a little

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:56:01 2015 No.13560487 >>13560478 God, I don't mean artificial in the technical sense. I rarely ever mean that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:56:19 2015 No.13560490 File: 325 KB, 700x1102, 48619100_p9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:56:37 2015 No.13560491 >>13560474 Yeah sounds horrible, why can't they be normal why do they have to inject it >>13560484 Fuck snorting it is just a tiny bit better

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:56:50 2015 No.13560492 File: 51 KB, 157x175, 1369718644991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560483 >>13560481 Welp we're all just wrong forever then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:57:29 2015 No.13560495 >>13560456 >Drugs a shit Only if you're a dumbass who can't into moderation and responsibility

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:57:31 2015 No.13560496 >>13560490 Why is she strangling him?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:58:58 2015 No.13560500 >>13560496 Because she's a shit, like all yanderes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 21:59:43 2015 No.13560504 >>13560500 >yandere Is she? How did you know?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:00:39 2015 No.13560509 File: 1.67 MB, 525x295, Spooky ghost girl.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to marry a Ghost girl. Do we have any good stories involving them?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:01:04 2015 No.13560510 >>13560504 He speaks stranglish. That strangle means Yandere

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:01:23 2015 No.13560512 >>13560495 I'd rather not rely on drugs to get pleasure. I'd rather my pleasure be purely derived from my own emotional responses. Of course, I'm not talking about all types of pleasure in this sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:01:30 2015 No.13560513 >>13560500 Not all yanderes are yangires. And just about everyone who likes yanderes prefers the flavor that gets violent with everyone else, not their love interest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:01:57 2015 No.13560514 >>13560510 >stranglish Hoh hoh hoh

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:02:07 2015 No.13560516 >>13560509 Here is QT ghost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAfC5yW_hw

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:03:07 2015 No.13560520 >>13560516 Seen that before. Extreme QT.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:03:17 2015 No.13560521 >>13560516 MOSES SUPPOSES HIS TOESES ARE ROSES BUT MOSES SUPPOSES ERRONEOUSLY

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:04:06 2015 No.13560524 File: 197 KB, 440x963, 1404094177462.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560516 I want dat Ghost Butt.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:04:09 2015 No.13560525 >>13560516 Ghostgirls are my favorite

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:05:12 2015 No.13560530 >>13560509 There was a very good one on MGU that was taken down for some reason. Wonder if I can contact writefag to post it on a pastebin or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:05:47 2015 No.13560532 Uh oh! Due to funky genetics that passed your monster girl waifu, your monster girl daughteru is now giant sized, How do you react

Anonymous Wed May 27 22:06:05 2015 No.13560535

>>13560426
>It was just the smell of the milk.
>The smell of the milk made you do it.
>The smell of the sweet, creamy, beautiful milk that just wanted to gorge yourself on and take a bath in
>Wait, what?
>Welp.
>She got you.
>Not intentionally, most likely, but she got you.
>Now wearing fresh clothes, you return to the bathroom
>Something else you couldn't easily forget was her soft, pleading mantra
>You'd gotten an earful of it when you struggled to get her to your home
>Her low, heavy breathing of the words "...milk me... ...please, milk me... ...milk me..." had been hard to ignore when they were right up against your ear
>As the first one to take notice of her plight, you were obligated to help her.
>That's how these things worked, right?
>Right.
>You were just helping a sick lady, that was all.
>You look down at her, her size coupled with her massive breasts nearly filled your small bathroom
>Milk is still freely flowing from her teats, you bette act fast or she might flood the place
>A bit of awkward shifting and lifting, and you are standing next to the bathtub
>You didn't have many containers handy, and you doubted that the whole lot of them couldn't hold even a fraction of what was stored in this girl's teats
>You plug the drain
>You never used the tub anyway, and it had just been cleaned
>'Here it goes.'
>You gingerly take the Holst's left breast into your arms and awkwardly pull it towards the tub
>There's no going back now
>You wrap both hands around the flesh near her engorged nipple and squeeze
>You jump as the Holst-girl lets out a long, loud, throaty moan
>A massive jet of warm, smooth milk hits the bottom of the tub and an odd sort of satisfaction hits you
>That satisfaction drives you forward as you squeeze at her teat again
>A second jet of milk hits the tub and the Holst lets out another, equally loud moan
>With only two squeezes, you can already tell that the size of her breast has gone down

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:06:27 2015 No.13560537 File: 507 KB, 582x823, 4932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Those red dragons >U wot m8?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:06:40 2015 No.13560540 >>13560500 >Yandere >Hurting her lover Sure

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:07:04 2015 No.13560541 >>13560532 Try to raise her as best as I can, use her to defeat other evil giant monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:09:06 2015 No.13560545 >>13560516 The part where the Ghost girl is watching a movie with Gene Kelly always gets me.

Anonymous Wed May 27 22:10:22 2015 No.13560550

>>13560512
>I'd rather not rely on drugs to get pleasure
See, then that wouldn't be doing them responsibly. You're probably thinking more along the lines of
>I'm so god damn sad but I'm gonna ride the white horse til I feel amazing

Where as I'm more in the camp of
>I'm gonna download a comedy flick, get some snacks, and pick up an eigth on the way home
>Then my hellhound girlfriend and I are gonna share a bowl, cuddle on the couch, and enjoy our movie

It's an enhancer of joy, not the source. When you start thinking of it as the latter, that's when you need help

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:10:31 2015 No.13560552 >>13560540 I love yanderes, but violent ones that attack their lover in some way (unconsciously or in jealous despair) aren't that uncommon. More common in games or VNs so the objective is surviving her route.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:10:58 2015 No.13560553 >>13560537 First impression I got when I saw that pic some threads ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:12:01 2015 No.13560556 >>13560550 Semantics, blah blah blah, picking words carefully. I know what you mean. That's actually not what i mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:16:23 2015 No.13560566 >>13560535 Oh god muh dick

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:17:03 2015 No.13560567 File: 981 KB, 1378x2039, 5083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you like it when your waifu nibbles on you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:19:19 2015 No.13560571 >>13560567 Of course! Daughterus is another matter. They don't realize how hard they're biting half the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:19:28 2015 No.13560572 >>13560361 Someone will be sure to remember that next time you need help from a monster about to rape you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:20:44 2015 No.13560575 >>13560572 Are you implying non-consensual rape exists and people should want to be helped from that? Thank god that's not the world I'm living in. Sounds like shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:21:17 2015 No.13560576 I want to raise a daughteru to be kind,modest, and gentle

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:22:50 2015 No.13560580 How much would you guys pay for a massive sandbox game, like Minecraft, with better mechanics, of course, but with the key feature of waifu simulation and a large variety of monster girls to interact with?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:22:50 2015 No.13560581 >>13560576 We think alike mang.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:23:21 2015 No.13560584 >>13560575 Druella pls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:23:25 2015 No.13560585 >>13560576 So you want her to die alone? Way to go. My daughteru will be raping all the human boys on the park and you'll be consoling that good for nothing crybaby.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:24:46 2015 No.13560593 >>13560580 $60, but as a completed product. No early access or any of that other shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:25:36 2015 No.13560595 File: 1.82 MB, 1750x1660, 1368066924922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560585 >daughteru >sex drive

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:25:37 2015 No.13560596 >>13559866 >>13559920 >>13559946 >>13559992 >>13560038 >>13560112 >>13560193 >>13560316 >Mari arrives >Doesn't give us new smug lilim for shitposting purposes Suffering

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:26:31 2015 No.13560603 >>13560580 Up to $200 for a limited edition of the completed that at least comes with a plushie of mai waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:26:38 2015 No.13560604 >>13560585 I'll raise her to be just like her mother. "No" won't be in her vocabulary!

Anonymous Wed May 27 22:26:44 2015 No.13560605

>>13560535
>Wait.
>You can't just milk her boobs one at a time.
>That's just not right.
>You wait for a moment and an idea comes to you
>With a great deal of effort, you sit the Holst up on her knees, facing the tub
>She is very wobbly, but before she has a chance to fall, you sit cross-legged between her and the tub and let her lean on your back
>Damn she's heavy.
>You drape her teats over your shoulders again (what an awesome feeling that is) and take hold of each of her nipples
>Carefully, you start to milk her again, squeezing one nipple and then the other
>Left, right, repeat. Left, right, repeat. Jet after creamy jet of milk fills the tub
>The only other sound in the room is the deep, cooing, thankful moans of the Holst
>Eventually, her teats are small enough that the spurts of milk can barely reach the now almost full tub
>Her squirts have also decreased in pressure and quantity, and he moans have softened
>You switch places with her to have her closer to the tub
>Your arms can barely reach her nipples around her wide, squishy torso
>After a bit more milking, the tub is full.
>It still seems like she has more to give though
>The size of her breasts has decreased dramatically, but they are still more than three times the size of any you have seen
>"We're gonna get up now."
>You warn her before slowly helping her to her feet
>To your relief, the Holst is now steady and balanced enough to stand on her own
>Now that she is standing, you notice that she is at least a head taller than you
>You gently take her hand and lead her away from the tub
>Now it's the sink's turn
>Your arms wrapped around the voluptuous Holst once more, you empty the rest of her milk into the sink
>Finally.
>You're done.
>At least, you hope you're done.
>Two tiny trickles of milk are still leaking from the Holst, but you can't get much more than that out when you squeeze her
>You'd heard about special breeds of Holst that lactate almost constantly

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:26:57 2015 No.13560607 >>13560593 Sounds fair enough to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:27:20 2015 No.13560610 >>13560595 Why was Konata the first one I noticed out of all those?

Anonymous Wed May 27 22:27:31 2015 No.13560612

>>13560556
No I know what you meant. My point was that one shouldn't demonize a thing based on stupid people being stupid. If you want to enjoy experiences without a drug enhancing it, good for you. That's your right and your choice. If there's anything that sucks about drugs, its those who peer pressure. Those people are dicks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:28:28 2015 No.13560616 File: 405 KB, 733x800, no truck for you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13559822 What the fuck were you thinking?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:29:06 2015 No.13560622 >>13560585 >My daughteru will be raping all the human boys on the park Slut. She's gonna be used and thrown away by everyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:30:39 2015 No.13560626 >>13560605 >You drape her teats over your shoulders again (what an awesome feeling that is) and take hold of each of her nipples Fucking yes. Such a good image.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:31:23 2015 No.13560628 >>13560622 >in a setting where a good portion of monsters rape and imprison their partners. It's the other way around for the guys who can't avoid getting raped by every other monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:31:56 2015 No.13560629 >>13560605 >Not drinking from the tap Drain the last of it by suckling from her, you know you want to.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:33:52 2015 No.13560635 >>13559928 Fuck no.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:36:44 2015 No.13560644 >>13559949 Religion? No thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:37:53 2015 No.13560648 >>13560622 You have much to learn. In MGC, humans are the sluts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:39:06 2015 No.13560651 >>13560648 I don't live in MGC, buddy.

Anonymous Wed May 27 22:40:54 2015 No.13560654

>>13560612
If that's so, then how does your point have any relation to what I'm saying? I don't think drugs are bad for those reasons. I simply don't like them because I'm edgy, egotistical and think morals mean something. In this case, I do not want to get anything from using drugs, even if it's very little, or trivial, because I place value in knowing that what I'm getting is exactly the result of equitable efforts.

Anonymous Wed May 27 22:41:36 2015 No.13560656
File: 49 KB, 182x199, Bonnet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13560644
>"You tell her! Don't let her oppress you, anon. You're a strong independent man who doesn't need a monstergirl....unless um that's your thing?...... D-do you like swords?"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:42:42 2015 No.13560659 >>13560656 Regardless of how many times this pic is posted, that bonnet Lizard won't stop looking cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:42:49 2015 No.13560660 >>13560656 I want a Lizardgirl to try to awkwardly hit on me before my Lilim waifu drags me away, calling me a stupid slut for associating with a faggot!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:43:47 2015 No.13560665 >>13560656 I want to break a bonnet tipper and turn her into a maneater.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:45:09 2015 No.13560668 >>13560660 What kind of Lilim is your Lilim waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:46:16 2015 No.13560670 >>13560665 I like it. How would you go about this?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:48:38 2015 No.13560676 >>13560668 The smug sexist chubby NEET one who shitposts late into the night.

Anonymous Wed May 27 22:49:56 2015 No.13560682

>>13560605
>Maybe you should have waited to change after you milked her.
>Both of you are soaked with milk and sweat
>There's also another odd, wetter spot around the small of your back
>'I wonder what that is...'
>"T-thank you... for milking me..."
>Her soft, sweet voice washes over you
>Holy shit, hearing her actually speak for the first time made your heart flutter
>"Don't mention it. I couldn't just leave you like that."
>She nods
>Even though she's been milked, her blush hasn't faded much
>"Let's get you some new clothes, mmm?"
>You're sure she's embarrassed about standing in front of you, fully topless
>She nods again
>"Wait here."
>You leave, quickly change, and pick something out for her
>It's only a sweater, but it's thick and massive; it should cover her well
>You return to the Holst and hand her the sweater
>She blushes a bit deeper
>"Umm... can I shower first, m-m-master?"
>What.
>Master?
>Welp.
>It's not like you were completely opposed to being called that, but that was fucking fast
>You decide to ignore it for now
>"Yeah, it's right here, next to the tub." You pull back the curtain and open the glass door behind it
>Now that you think about it, you should probably have showered too, before you changed
>Dammit.
>Three sets of clothes to be washed in only a few hours.
>It didn't matter though
>"Would you mind too much if I joined you? The hot water doesn't last too long around here."
>You thought it would have been impossible, but her blush deepens even further
>She merely nods, too embarrassed to meet your eyes or speak
>The two of you awkwardly stand there for a moment before you turn around and begin to undress
>You hear her struggle a bit to remove her tight, denim shorts and ruined shirt
>Your jaw almost drops as you turn back around

Anonymous Wed May 27 22:50:40 2015 No.13560684

>>13560656
>You will never visit bonnet lizard's home and play videogames together
>You will never talk about swords and talk until it's nighttime
>You will never see her turn red when you tell her that you really enjoyed talking to her
>You will never have to deal with bonnet lizard mistaking your friendship for sexual desire and following you around all the time trying to fuck you
>You will never introduce her to your oni waifu and watch her heart break in two
>You will never give her a big hug and a sincere thank you before leaving to fuck your musclefu
>You will never see the glint of her tears from the door left ajar as your waifu plows repeatedly into your hips

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:51:32 2015 No.13560687 >>13560656 Tell her yes and invite her to see my Katana collection

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:51:32 2015 No.13560688 >>13560676 The one that keeps spamming blonde human boy pictures on /hbg/? Fuck that bi

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:53:31 2015 No.13560693 File: 53 KB, 680x798, SalamanderBonnet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560684 Thought this was going to be about her getting waifu'd finally. My sides and boner were pleasantly surprised.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:55:02 2015 No.13560696 >>13560684 I just want her to have a happy end

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:55:06 2015 No.13560698 >>13560693 >Getting off on NTR

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:55:33 2015 No.13560701 >>13560682 >Showering together This lucky bastard. >>13560684 No, you fuck off with your NTR shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:57:13 2015 No.13560704 >>13560698 I just have a thing for Onis. I'm easy to please. Only guro would stop me.

Anonymous Wed May 27 22:57:32 2015 No.13560705

>>13560654
>If that's so, then how does your point have any relation to what I'm saying?
Namely the whole "Drugs a shit" from >>13560456
Which I'm countering with "People a Shit".

>I simply don't like them because I'm edgy, egotistical and think morals mean something.
Which is your right to think so. I don't believe morals have anything to do with drugs. Blowing $100 that was supposed to go towards bills on a substance is irresponsible, sure, but its still irresponsible if the $100 was blown on video games. Its the act, not the thing, that matters. But, we'll probably be at an impasse over this.

>In this case, I do not want to get anything from using drugs, even if it's very little, or trivial, because I place value in knowing that what I'm getting is exactly the result of equitable efforts.

Which is why I said good for you. I wasn't being sarcastic.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:58:22 2015 No.13560707 >>13560277 Stab her as many times as I can Yes I sleep with knives. Yes, I am that edgy, call the cops I don't give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 22:59:24 2015 No.13560710 >>13560707 Holy shit anon-kun, you're so cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:00:39 2015 No.13560715 >>13560707 Sugoooi! Anon-kun, you're so cool!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:00:57 2015 No.13560717 >>13560324 Those are some wonky ass tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:01:13 2015 No.13560719 >>13559844 Where have you been Doc?! I've been getting the shakes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:01:30 2015 No.13560720 >>13560701 How is it NTR? He's maried to his waifu, that lizardgirl is just some beta whiteknight.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:02:34 2015 No.13560724 >>13560719 Namekian-girl When?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:03:47 2015 No.13560728 >>13560720 She still see's someone she has feelings for getting fucked and suffers for it. Regardless of his situation, I'd still say that qualifies, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:04:53 2015 No.13560732 >>13559306 Get alped, she can't complain then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:05:02 2015 No.13560734 >>13560720 Anon, around here, any time there's three people involved anything that could be construed as romantic, it's considered NTR

Anonymous Wed May 27 23:05:23 2015 No.13560737

>>13560688
>TFW I'm a blonde human boy
At least I know she likes my hair!

And she's not a bitch. Sure, she argues constantly about how Human Boys need to belong in the kitchen, but just because she believes in traditional gender roles doesn't mean she's bad. She just wants whats best for human boys like me and you!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:05:48 2015 No.13560739 Bee and Flower tag team fucking you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:07:05 2015 No.13560745 >>13560707 >not using a katana >not teleporting behind her Psssshhhhhh. It's going to take more than a few measly lacerations, kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:07:26 2015 No.13560750 Are you prepared for when your MG Onee-san and her friends bully you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2p2dpVSEYU&t=4m11s

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:07:53 2015 No.13560754 >>13560728 Who cares about a cuck like her? She can always get a whore.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:08:32 2015 No.13560756 >>13560656 I fucking love swords.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:09:10 2015 No.13560761 >>13560739 Sounds like fun. Does the bee carry you off to her hive afterwards or does the alraune cling to you possessively?

Anonymous Wed May 27 23:09:22 2015 No.13560764

>>13560696
>Bonnet lizard gives up on guys and turns her gaze inwards, toward videogames and anime
>Makes a great friend on one of her korean mmos which she now plays religiously
>After several months of playing together she nearly cries when her friend tells her that he's actually a human boy
>What's more, he's going to be passing through her area and asks if she minds him staying the night, or for a few nights
>She says yes and immediately sets out to clean her room from all the piss bottles and scattered pornographical magazines
>Even hides her human boy blowup doll which she only uses to cuddle and nothing else because that would be weird
>She even cleans the dishes and spends an entire week's worth of groceries on expensive sushi for the two of them
>He promises to be there in thirty minutes and she tells him that she'll be waiting for him on the porch
>She watches the sun set with the sushi beside her and a dreamy gaze thinking of meeting her friend
>When she wakes up it's nearly three in the morning and her sushi was stolen
>Her entire body hurts from sleeping in the biting wind and she can barely walk inside
>She starts panicking thinking that her friend got lost because she fell asleep and immediately goes to text him
>He left her a message at two in the morning
>"Sorry met an oomukade who invited me to stay the night lol. You up for doing the raid next week? Haha."
>She responds "Sure haha!" while wiping away the tears on her cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:09:59 2015 No.13560766 I want to kill a young Lizardman's entire family and traumatize her so hard she starts wearing her mother's skull!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:10:10 2015 No.13560767 >>13560739 Nah, Mantis Twins.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:10:56 2015 No.13560771 File: 42 KB, 338x430, 1432782656637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560764 MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:11:22 2015 No.13560772 >>13560443 Would Kesaran Pasaran do herself?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:12:32 2015 No.13560777 >>13560764 Okay, this is just getting sad. Someone please waifu this poor girl. Cuddle her, hold her close, hold her hand and show her the warmth and joy of love. And then fuck her until the pleasure twists her face into an ahegao

Anonymous Wed May 27 23:12:35 2015 No.13560779

>>13560682
>The nude Holst is truly a sight to behold.
>Even though you had seen most of her, seeing her like this was... different.
>Much more satisfying.
>Her thick, chubby (but toned) legs connect gracefully with her deliciously wide hips
>She looks like she is wearing a pair of hairy, fuzzy stockings that end in shiny, black hooves
>You only glance at her trimmed, black and white spotted pubic hair for a moment
>You don't want to embarrass her TOO much.
>Her curvy, smooth belly bulges out infinitesimally, somewhat covered by her beautiful, pale arms
>You aren't sure she notices what she is doing, but, with her hands clasped together like that, she is also squeezing her huge, J-cup (or were they K-cup? You weren't very familiar with that system) breasts between them
>Her blushing face is still turned away from you, but you can tell that her eyes keep darting to your middle bits
>You gulp
>You were only just beginning to realize it, but you were probably the luckiest fucking bastard ever
>"Ready?"
>Another 'surreptitious' glance at you and the Holst nods
>You turn the water on and step into the shower
>The water heats up fairly fast; once it is at an acceptable temperature, you beckon to her
>She takes your hand and steps into the shower with you
>Your shower is more than large enough to accommodate both of you
>Despite this, the Holst still stands very close to your side
>Multiple shower heads adorn each wall at varying heights and pressures
>Showers were one thing you didn't fuck around with.
>The hot, steamy water cascades over the two of you
>You pick up your body wash and squirt a bit into your hand
>A sweet, pungent smell wafts up as you rub your hands together
>"Ladies first."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:12:35 2015 No.13560780 >>13560767 See, I don't care for group at all, but that's something I can get behind. Also, twin mantis assassins nuzzling your dick fucking where? >>13560766 Man. Took me a second to get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:14:37 2015 No.13560785 File: 7 KB, 250x250, 159458348093545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560750 Help.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:14:53 2015 No.13560788 Is 4chan being ass for anyone else?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:15:42 2015 No.13560792 REQUESTING A DRAWING OF SEA BISHOP PIRATE AND A SEA BISHOP PALADIN please

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:15:59 2015 No.13560793 >>13560788 This is the only place I go anymore, so I couldn't tell you. No trouble posting though, aside from the multiple captcha shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:17:37 2015 No.13560794 Would you let an MG dose you with the most potent aphrodisiacs available, teasing you and keeping you hard but never letting you orgasm?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:19:30 2015 No.13560798 >>13560794 Only if I get to shove it in her and impregnate her once she's done teasing me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:20:06 2015 No.13560803 >>13560794 Not a fucking chance. I don't mind edging, but that's because I know I have control over it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:20:33 2015 No.13560804 >>13560794 Did you have too much sugar again?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:20:36 2015 No.13560805 >>13560794 Not voluntarily, no.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:20:52 2015 No.13560806 File: 965 KB, 950x1300, 1432783252005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know who could've saved us from a bad OP? Skeleton Girl.

Anonymous Wed May 27 23:21:09 2015 No.13560808

>>13560750
This is like, actual bullying though. And yeh, I'm always prepared. Got the mindbreak aphrodisiac and the rolls of film right here. I'll film them begging for my cock all drugged up, show it to them when they come to, and black mail them into begging for my cock sober and then send both videos off.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:21:24 2015 No.13560809 >>13560794 What he said. >>13560798

Anonymous Wed May 27 23:22:49 2015 No.13560815

You're fresh out of an all boys middle school and about to enter high school. Your parents decided you'd need to fight off MGs eventually and don't want you alping so you're going to a mixed school this time! But are you prepared?
Roll for your number.
https://www.random.org/integers/?num=1&min=1&max=10&col=1&base=10&format=html&rnd=new
1-2: You're a trained runner. You'll have to flee from any MG that comes after you, but you are only human. You'll have an advantage on large, slow MGs but the faster varieties may catch you still.
3-4: You're defenseless. Or are you? You've received training to prey on the mind of those chasing you. You can fib your way out of a bad situation and even set two MGs against each other with your skilled tongue. Doesn't work so well on those that are too smart or too simple.
5-6: You've been taught martial arts to defend yourself, though the style is of your choice. It'll help you against many MGs, but non-humanoids may be tricky.
7: Holy protection sticks out like a sore thumb because it works. Most MGs won't be able to get near you, but you'll attract ones affiliated with holy energies, those that try to corrupt you, or a paladin girl.
8: Like a shadow, you hide in crowds and empty rooms with equal skill. Evading enemies is in your nature, and only the keenest of MGs can track you. You can't do much to a big MG if they catch you though.
9: Nothing like a protective Onee-san to keep you out of trouble! Whether they can handle it is the question, and if you rely on them too much they may prey on you too. Roll for which MG.
10: You're a fucking wizard, nothing short of top tier MGs can fuck with you. You'll be irresistible to MGs that do magic, but don't expect your spells to stop everything. Fireball spells are banned indoors.

So you have your skills, but who knows what'll take a liking to you?
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Easy mode: Roll 1 MG
Hard mode: Roll 3 MGs
Hell mode: Roll 5 MGs

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:23:16 2015 No.13560817 >>13560806 I wanna play music on her ribs

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:23:46 2015 No.13560820 >>13560806 No force in the omniverse can combat the faggotry known only as OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:23:56 2015 No.13560822 >>13560764 why the fuck a bug over her. Creepy crawlies a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:24:02 2015 No.13560823 >>13560794 No because that's fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:24:15 2015 No.13560824 >>13560794 Only if she let me do it to her too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:24:23 2015 No.13560826 >>13560815 >1 Can I make hedgehog puns?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:25:39 2015 No.13560832 >>13560826 Oh, I forgot to roll for a monster. >Elf. Pfffft.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:25:50 2015 No.13560835 >>13560826 Only after you fuck a hedgehog-girl

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:25:56 2015 No.13560836 >>13560815 >4 >Dwarf, Dark Slime, Medusa, Amazoness, Leanan Sidhe. I take the Leanan Sidhe route.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:26:46 2015 No.13560838 >>13560815 >5 >Dark Priest >Succubus >Enishi Isami Doing HEAT moves all day, every day.

Anonymous Wed May 27 23:27:17 2015 No.13560841

>>13560779
>You're sure you hear a small squeak escape the Holst's lips as you slowly begin to massage her shoulders
>The soap foams up; thick, white and bubbly as you gently rub up and down the length of her arms
>From her shoulders, you move around to her back, giving it the same, tender treatment from her neck all the way down to just above her voluptuous rear
>Her spotted tail sways to and fro, entranced by your ministrations
>Coming around her other side, you carefully rub your soapy hands on her soft belly
>Hoooly shit, this is heaven.
>After several moments of massaging her smooth, delicate stomach, you gulp as you move to her chest
>Even though you were all over them earlier, now you have a chance to actually take notice of her amazing chest
>The Holst moans a bit as your slippery hands move and touch all over her huge breasts
>You squeeze at them, knead at them, take the utmost care with her beautiful, precious teats
>Through the suds, you can definitely see a faint trickle of milk still oozing from her nipples
>Now that they aren't as swollen, you don't think they'll be as sensitive
>You realize just how wrong you are as you lovingly roll the stiff flesh between your fingers
>The Holst lets out a half moan, half moo as you tease her most sensitive areas
>You lose track of time as you play with the Holst's boobs, by the time you decide to move on, the soap has been completely washed away
>You replenish it, and get down on your knees

Anonymous Wed May 27 23:27:27 2015 No.13560842

>>13560815
>4
Oh, it's just like my real life. Now lets try hell mode. Yo, my first 7 rolls didn't turn up a single one. RNG pls.
>Oomukade, Dark Valk, Wight, Jinko, Dark Priest
It's alright, a Wight could protect me. She may not be the best undead, but she is still good.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:29:05 2015 No.13560849 >>13560815 >6 How appropriate. DMD mode: -Poseidon -Dark Angel -Orc -Karakasa-Obake -Fallen God Suddenly, it's no longer Dante Must Die, but rather God of War. ...and the beginning of the legend to the successor of Los Tiburon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:30:09 2015 No.13560852 >>13560815 >4 Hell Mode: >Lizard, Chimaera, Kunoichi, Nighmare, Kakuen Chimaera Route it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:30:09 2015 No.13560853 >>13560838 >3 succusluts The legend of the succubeater begins now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:30:21 2015 No.13560854 >>13560815 >8 Nice. I'm going to go for broke. >Undine >Jinko >Crow Tengu >Amazon >Arachne I'll become known as the Ghost Kid who is able to evade any monster girl. Then only ever appear for the Jinko as a sign of my own returned affection.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:30:55 2015 No.13560858 >>13560815 6 Hard Mode >Arachne >Living doll >Ghost Damn

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:30:55 2015 No.13560859 >5 >Hell Mode >Will-o-wisp >Dark Priest >Wererabbit >Blue Oni >Human Fuck it, I'm going to go learn some anime bullshit martial art that lets me hit ghosts and onis super hard. I might have to marry that last one though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:31:22 2015 No.13560863 >>13560815 >1 >Demon Lord >Kitsune-Bi >Sahuagin The rest don't even matter at this point. I have to outrun a god for four years

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:31:46 2015 No.13560865 >>13560815 >4 >Jinko, Succubus, and an Orc. I think I'm going to be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:31:50 2015 No.13560866 File: 20 KB, 248x322, 1369009293432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560815 >8 >Dark priest,Wurm,Cheshire,rabbit, and Sheep This is about to get pretty comfy If I can dodge the cultist and the Special Needs child

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:32:37 2015 No.13560869 >>13560838 >Not going for Isami, the best one of the three Man, whatever.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:32:39 2015 No.13560870 >>13560815 >9 Oh my. >Ushi Oni Holy shit alright. >Alice >Hobgoblin >Kitsune-bi >Kakuen >Dark slime I think my big sis can keep my safe. Might have trouble with the magic ones and the nimble monkey though.

Anonymous Wed May 27 23:33:51 2015 No.13560874

>>13560815
>Taught martial arts, can defend against humanoid mgs but worthless against non-humanoids

Hard mode:

Jinko: Can deal with her using some sort of martial arts unless she uses some eastern crouching tiger position

Red Oni: Pretty much the perfect rival for me given the situation, not too hard, not too easy

Chimera: A bit difficult, humanoid but mostly magical being. Don't know how tough they hit

Lets get this shounen comedy harem on the road for an uneventful school year full of fighting, love, and ntr.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:34:05 2015 No.13560878 >>13560869 For what it's worth, if I had to choose... Yeah, I agree.

Anonymous Wed May 27 23:34:45 2015 No.13560881

>>13560866
>>13560854
>tfw you've actually made a nice hidey-hole out of one of the secret rooms of the school
>There, you can hide comfortably until the heat wears off every time
>You've even begun bringing a handheld while you wait and relax there
Hiding always did sound fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:35:01 2015 No.13560882 >>13560815 >7 >Ghost, Scylla, Hellhound, Harpy, Valkyrie

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:35:03 2015 No.13560883 >>13560815 >3 >Hinezumi >Mantis Going to stop rolling here since I can just deflect the hot-blooded idiot and go with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:35:07 2015 No.13560884 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:35:16 2015 No.13560886 >>13560874 Chimaera hit ALMOST as hard as a dragon. But they're as nimble as a cat and have a snake tail to watch too. She's high end boss tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:37:55 2015 No.13560891 >>13560884 >A Holstaurus will never breastfeed herself

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:37:59 2015 No.13560893 Would monster girls join 50 Blessings?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:38:07 2015 No.13560895 >>13560881 >use ultimate ninja skills to obtain weresheep wool >make the comfiest hide out of all time

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:39:30 2015 No.13560900 >>13560893 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:40:16 2015 No.13560902 >>13560815 5 Werewolf Ryu Merrow Kesaran Pasaran Inari At least the Ryu and Inari aren't too aggressive and can be reasoned with in some way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:41:29 2015 No.13560905 File: 26 KB, 400x467, 14239264528884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560764 >lost to creepy crawly Kek Suicide end when?

Anonymous Wed May 27 23:41:53 2015 No.13560906

>>13560895
>Get to learn more about Jinko girl
>One day, through a series of notes, invite and lead her to your secret hideout
>When she asks why you'd tell her where your hideaway is, you answer
>"I dunno. Cuz. I trust you."
>"And I guess I did like you a little, so yeah."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:42:10 2015 No.13560912 >>13560902 >Kesaran Pasaran Wow, I forgot that was a thing. Why are plant types so garbage?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:42:55 2015 No.13560915 File: 44 KB, 300x300, 1432784575098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you prefer a Jinko who was like Sakaki, or one who was like Natsuo Ishido?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:43:19 2015 No.13560917 >>13560764 I want to tenderly romance that lizard. Hopefully she isn't too jaded by this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:43:42 2015 No.13560918 >>13560912 KC probably hates plant MGs. The only good one so far and that is putting it lightly, is the Dryad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:44:08 2015 No.13560921 >>13560915 >Sakaki The one from Azumanga? Count me in.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:44:44 2015 No.13560923 >>13560917 If she is you just need to break it down and show her real love. >>13560915 If you mean the one from Azumanga, I'd love that man.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:45:01 2015 No.13560924 So, what are some Plant Girls KC can do? I honestly can't think of many outside of Alraune.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:45:05 2015 No.13560926 >>13560918 >Dryad >Fuses you to a tree for eternity >Good

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:45:08 2015 No.13560927 >>13560918 Well, Barometz is ok, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:45:26 2015 No.13560929 >>13560906 Get fucked into oblivion on the bed BAD END I'd totally chill with the wonderland trio though, you might not even get raped!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:45:41 2015 No.13560931 >>13560915 >Sakaki Jinko Fuck yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:46:37 2015 No.13560936 >>13560923 I want to watch B-movies together, cuddled up under a blanket on a cold stormy day.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:47:22 2015 No.13560938 File: 664 KB, 1776x2600, MM_34_35.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what is this I don't even

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:47:24 2015 No.13560939 >>13560815 >10 Fuck yeah, wizard time >fire mouse >goblin >cockatrice >mantis >dark angel Everyone can be easily defeated with magic FUCK YEAH WIZARDS

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:47:46 2015 No.13560941 >>13560929 >Bad End Implying. She likes me, I like her back. No bad ends about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:48:14 2015 No.13560942 >>13560924 Rafflesia.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:48:22 2015 No.13560944 >>13560938 The answer is monsterboys

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:48:46 2015 No.13560945 >>13560938 >Monster Boys Eh, at least KC knows people don't care about them and just makes them full blown monsters instead of trying to make some fujobait shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:48:54 2015 No.13560947 >>13560524 Please do not sexualize the tap-dancer,

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:48:58 2015 No.13560948 >>13560915 >Nobody would pick the kickboxer Still, I'd go with both. Though Sakaki gets more points because she doesn't just beat people up cuz.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:49:19 2015 No.13560949 >>13560939 Well, I guess you don't rape fire mouse if you beat her with magic. The cockatrice charm would bounce off your wizard robes. Yeah, looks like you're good as long as you can deal with the dark angel trying to corrupt you.

Anonymous Wed May 27 23:49:35 2015 No.13560950

>>13560841
>The Holst's crotch is exactly at your eye level
>As you wrap your arms around her hairy thighs, you long to bury yourself in it
>Not now though.
>You aren't done.
>You start with her right leg, firmly wrapping your hands around it, right next to her crotch
>You massage your fingers through her silkily soft fur, making the soap in your hands foam up very quickly
>The Holst whimpers a bit as you rub the top of her thigh, but she quiets down a bit as you move lower
>Once you have fully lathered her beautiful, fuzzy leg, you move to the other and do the same
>The Holst is trembling now as you take a removable shower head and rinse her legs off with it
>You aren't quite done yet though
>Instead of the usual body wash, this time you reach for a smaller bottle
>In it is a type of soap that's magically engineered so that it won't irritate the more 'sensitive' spots on a body
>After squirting a bit into your hand you carefully reach behind the Holst to her butt
>You try to swallow the massive lump in your throat as you begin to massage her, lovingly pressing your hands into her soft, ample flesh
>You move your hands all over her deliciously firm ass, occasionally taking the base of her tail and your hand and sliding along it to its tip
>The Holst squeaks again as she feels your fingers tease along the part of her cheeks, stopping just before her pussy
>She moans and bleats beautifully when you do this
>As you bring your hands to the front of her crotch, she stamps her hooves a bit on the tile as she rubs her legs together in frustration
>You grin.
>You always were a bit of a tease
>She's been a good sport though.
>It's time to relieve her tension.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:49:52 2015 No.13560952 >>13560841 Please tell me this isn't the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:50:11 2015 No.13560953 File: 100 KB, 540x572, 1369732216100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560941 Oh, I thought the goal as to not get fucked. Well, job well done then, Big Boss rank awarded

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:52:55 2015 No.13560959 File: 538 KB, 805x899, LCTEL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13560815 >Mothman, and Dark Priest oneesans I like were this is going. I chose normal mode. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 23:54:28 2015 No.13560966 >>13560950 >It's time to relieve her tension Nice. She does seem pretty pent up after all that milking and cleaning.

Anonymous Wed May 27 23:57:03 2015 No.13560975

>>13560815
>Wizard

>Slime
>Tanuki
>Hobgoblin
>Kakuen
>Dullahan

I would build my own badass wizard tower annex with loads of dickwizard traps and each of the girls as bosses.

>Puddle is the first floor (hot tub and sauna) starter enemy
>Clumsy titties takes the second floor (arcade and theater)
>Princess buttmonkey gets the third floor (lounge and snack bar)
>Undead midboss gets to be at my right hand in the throne room. She can be enthralled if she gets too lewd.

All working together to thwart the hordes of hired guns the tanuki brings to force me to go on that date my parents promised when she tried to have the city imminent domain our house.

The girl who does the best gets lewd privileges for the night with my doppleganger illusion. Hey, gotta keep those powers. Lawful evil empires don't just build themselves you know.

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Anonymous Wed May 27 23:59:06 2015 No.13560983

>>13560945
I don't mind the presence of monsterboys in EMG really, but I'm so glad he doesn't focus on them. I mean, look, fish heads and ape horses. So good to know he won't be fujo baiting any time soon. Even the minotaurs in 12 Beast stay closer to actual monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:00:13 2015 No.13560987 >>13560980 I'd call him my Aniki

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:01:23 2015 No.13560992

>>13560924
>Audrey Girl
>Singing Plant Idol girl with a big appetite
>Focuses on Biting ala a Vampire, and ASMR
>Constantly needs to be fed so she can grow up big and strong
>Anons find them as a tiny little Loli, but with love and care and blood they grow up into big curvy MILFs
Would you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:02:16 2015 No.13560995 >>13560992 Hell no. Fuck that thing. Apply napalm.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:03:08 2015 No.13560999 >>13560924 Amorphophallus Titanum girl

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:03:19 2015 No.13561001 >>13560992 Can't I a loli vampire instead? I want to feed her donuts and pat her head.

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:04:02 2015 No.13561004

>>13560995
That's the beauty though! If you don't like Vampire play or femdom, you bully her and keep her as a tiny loli, denying her of your blood! You can either bully the tiny plant girl or be bullied by the big plant girl! Audreys would be flexible like that!

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:04:37 2015 No.13561009

>>13560815
>Fast runner
>No nee-san
I'm already living in hell so lets go hell mode.

>Giant Slug
>Youko
>Dark Valkyrie
>Merrow
>Scylla

I can run from all these pretty easy. Only one to look out for is the valkyrie but to be honest, having the chase end with her descending upon me on the school roof sounds pretty pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:05:59 2015 No.13561014 >>13561004 I want to bully the milf. Sexually.

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:07:58 2015 No.13561020

>>13561009
>Catches you at sunset
>Sweat running down her skin and soaking into her thing clothing
>Black feathers floating down around you two
>Even she has to catch her breath while pinning you down
>Contemplates whether to take you now or do it in steps so she can chase you again
It does sound lovely.

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:08:29 2015 No.13561022

>>13560950
>Slowly, agonizingly, you massage your hand through her pubic hair
>The Holst-girl moans and backs up to lean against the shower wall
>You follow her, lightly teasing her puffy pussy with a single finger
>With a hand on either of her thighs, you lovingly part her lips with your thumbs and swallow as you take in her beautiful, pink inner folds
>Beads of warm water drip down between them and the Holst shivers
>You'd rather not get any of the soap-lube in your mouth, but your fingers will do just fine
>You release her lips and carefully prod at her opening
>"M-m-master!"
>You look up
>"You ok?"
>She nods
>Her eyes are closed, and her face is contorted with frustration and longing
>"I have to make sure everywhere is clean, don't I?"
>Another, much more fervent nod.
>Right then!
>Gently, you slide your index finger inside of her
>Her hot inner walls shiver a little and squeeze a bit at your finger
>Even having a single finger inside the Holst makes you feel amazing
>God damn, if having a single finger in her feels that good, you can hardly imagine what 'other things' might feel like in there
>You can't tear your eyes away from her beautiful face as you slowly begin to slide your finger in and out of her
>Moans and whines and an occasional moo of pleasure escape her lips as you plunge your finger into her repeatedly
>You add another soon enough, and yet another soon after that
>Her pussy is extremely tight around your three fingers, but she doesn't seem to be in any pain
>Her mouth hangs open with pleasure, and her cow ears twitch occasionally, in sync with her lower bits
>After a few moments of your gentle, passionate fingering later, the Holst orgasms
>She moos deeply as her walls clench around your fingers, driving them out rather forcefully
>You grin as you stand up and embrace her, burying your head between her massive breasts

This is going to be a lot longer than I expected....

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:08:38 2015 No.13561024 >>13561014 >Implying you could I'd like to see a scrawny nerd try to bully a big lustful singing MILF plant girl. Hell, I'd like to see your average browser from here try to bully a Monster Girl bigger than they are.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:11:28 2015 No.13561032 >>13561024 >implying Someone give this hothead something to cool off with.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:12:06 2015 No.13561035 >>13561022 >spoiler Good.

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:14:19 2015 No.13561043
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What if your motheru, your onee-san, or your imouto were interested in you and told you they have fallen in love with you?
What if your Daughterus or you Waifu told you they have fallen in love with your son?
What if your own son falls in love with you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:16:35 2015 No.13561055 >>13561024 >scrawny Smug Zulu.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:17:12 2015 No.13561058 >>13561043 I'm more confused by what tentacles have to do with this situation.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:18:03 2015 No.13561061 >>13561043 >If your onee-san or imouto fell in love with you This is the only thing I'd allow.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:18:56 2015 No.13561065 >>13561043 Onee-san. Maybe the Motheru is father wasn't in the picture.

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:18:57 2015 No.13561066

I want to storm the Demon Lord's castle after getting a key from a long and complicated side quest! I want to unlock the one door that key was meant for, and discover a dog girl manning a control station! I want to be hit by the realization that it was the dog girl! The dog girl was responsible for everything leading up to this point!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:20:28 2015 No.13561073 >>13561058 Why would tentacles ever not be relevant in a hentai story?

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:20:49 2015 No.13561074

>>13561043
>What if your motheru, your onee-san, or your imouto were interested in you and told you they have fallen in love with you?
Dick them.
>What if your Daughterus or you Waifu told you they have fallen in love with your son?
If daughter, wish them fun as I lock the door, if waifu, time for murder suicide. Or get a new waifu.
>spoiler
Fuck off with your gay shit.
>inb4 he alps
See above.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:20:55 2015 No.13561075 >>13561043 The first one is somewhat acceptable. The mother thing would depend on if the father is still in the picture though. All the others are shit, and you should feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:22:16 2015 No.13561079 >>13561073 Well, sometimes you're fapping hard to some oneesan hentai but then the father bursts in and you get tentacles in the boy's anus. And that's terrible. Wait, that's still relevant.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:22:25 2015 No.13561082 >>13561066 THAT FUCKING DOG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:22:36 2015 No.13561083 >>13561061 >he doesn't want to fuck his mother What the fuck is wrong with you?

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:23:02 2015 No.13561086

>>13561020
>You slip, and crash through the roof door, the mucus on your foot making you slip
>Who would have thought a slug would be so good at ambush
>It wasn't long after the fox chased you into the school pool to try and gangrape you with the more water-bound girls, you managed to escape, leaving your shirt behind as sacrifice
>You fled the scene with the sounds of disappointment floating behind you, the fox soggy and unable to run with her waterlogged tails, the mermaid stuck in water, the Scylla receeding to the depths, blushing as she clutches your shirt to her chest
>You thought rather that keeping on the main grounds you'd escape to somewhere private, the roof where you have lunch alone because you're one of those autistic MC's
>She nearly got you there, in the stairwell, dropping on you from the ceiling
>Luckily you were so soaked in sweat, she slipped off you without really managing to capture anything
>Atleast she wan'ts that smart
>Leaving behind the wet 'plat', you ascend the stairs two at a time
>You make it to the doors but she'd already laid her mucus upon the floor
>You feel her looming up behind, but she probably didn't expect you to barrel right through the doors
>Getting up immediately, you slam the doors on her, and loop your belt through the handles. With her minimal strength, she can't manage to break the leather belt.
>You'll have to retrieve it at some point, it's a good belt
>Now, with only one shoe, no shirt and pants sitting low-ish on your hips without the belt to hold them up, you realize you've done half their job for them
>No matter. You step away from the door, and fall down on the roof, looking up into the sky.
>You're safe now.
>What a day.
>You tip your head back and breathe in the afternoon air, the sweat glistening off you as it reflects the rays of the setting sun
>You squint as a black fleck distracts you. you rub your eyes and wince in pain as it grows, the light of the setting run making it hard to see

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:23:37 2015 No.13561087 >>13560918 Alraune is fine, and has a decent too design too. I think they're too similar to each other though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:23:41 2015 No.13561088 >>13561083 Because I have a father.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:24:02 2015 No.13561089 >>13561074 Family bonding.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:25:29 2015 No.13561099 >>13561066 >>13561082 My sinners.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:27:04 2015 No.13561105 File: 981 KB, 1200x858, 01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a slutty Girtablilu with a tongue piercing? It's like a labial piercing or something for them, isn't it? http://exhentai.org/g/819032/f74e83f212/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:30:51 2015 No.13561112 >>13561105 Don't tongue piercings make people slurr like a drunk?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:31:02 2015 No.13561114 >>13561105 I don't like piercings, but cool redheads are my weakness...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:31:49 2015 No.13561118 >>13561088 >>13561088 We all have fathers, doesn't mean they're in the picture, and there was no indication of him being there. Say it you bastard, say it. Say, "I don't want to have sex with you Mom" and tear out her heart, you beast.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:32:44 2015 No.13561122 >>13561105 Gee, I wonder if its gonna be shota... >shota You don't say.

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:34:37 2015 No.13561128

>>13561022
>"T-thank you, master..."
>You look up at her, still grinning
>"You're quite welcome. My name is Anon by the way. You an call me that if you want, but master is also fine."
>"Okay master."
>"Do you have a name"
>"It's Mei, master."
>The sound of her name sends a chill through you
>"Well then Mei, are you feeling better now?"
>"Yes master. Thank you again master."
>You didn't notice it before, but she speaks very formally
>"Hey, whatever uh... happened to you, if it was bad or anything, I'm not like that. You don't have to be scared."
>Mei nods and blushes deeply
>"T-Thank you so much, master..."
>She clings to you, shaking a bit
>Even though she was much bigger and probably stronger than you, you felt an overwhelming need to protect her
>As long as you were around, you would do anything in your power to ensure that she never had to experience whatever abuse she had endured again
>The two of you stand there for awhile, locked together in a tight, warm, and wet embrace
>The hot water was lasting much longer than usual
>Hah.
>Lucky again.
>Aside from the running water, the only other thing you can hear is the beating of Mei's hart against your face
>The silence is finally broken by her cute, stuttering voice
>"D-does master w-want me to clean him to?"
>'Oh boy, do I?'
>"Only if you truly want to. You definitely aren't obligated to."
>You are trying to be as thoughtful and caring as possible, and from the look of it, Mei appreciates it
>"It's okay master. I want to clean you... just like you did for me."
>"Alright then!"
>You hand her the body wash.
>The very tip of her tongue sticks out of her mouth as she focuses intently on you

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:35:42 2015 No.13561131
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>>13560815

2

Gotta go fast!

Dark Slime
Grizzly
Dryad
Wererabbit
Girtablilu

Alright.

Slime should be easy to avoid. They're not exactly known for their speed.

Grizzly? Well, she's big and clumsy. Just hope she never gets serious about chasing me.

>Dryad
She never stood a chance.

>Wererabbit

I'm screwed. Game over.
I'll run as fast as I can though. So she'll get frustrated, worked up, and sweaty. I want her to chase me around the schoolyard before her sudden bursts of speed overwhelm me and she humps me into next week.

Girtablilu might have been the one to take me down anyway. Quick, poisonous, and can track their prey in harsh environments. I wouldn't have minded. They hold a special place in my heart due to being the first MGE smut I read. Before I knew what MGE even was.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:35:56 2015 No.13561133 File: 338 KB, 1200x1744, 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://exhentai.org/g/819039/a97d16e691/ English translation for Boku no Frog-girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:36:48 2015 No.13561137 >>13560764 That is too cruel anon. Too cruel.

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:38:38 2015 No.13561141

>>13561086
>It keeps growing, and you feel your spine freeze in shock
>Shit
>Two majestic midnight black wings form as the girl descends leisurely
>You forgot about her, effectively sealing her mobility by heading indoors and dashing down corridors
>She kept up with you on the other side of the window, but you lost her soon enough
>Yet here she is, her white shirt transparent, slicked with her sweat, her slightly off-white pale skin gleaming under the sun, her hard, slightly blue-ish nipples tenting the fabric.
>You brace yourself as she begins her dive, and roll so the side as she swoops low
>"Ah, what's this?" The older girl grins at you, "Still have energy, do we? You know there are..." Her bust, already pressing up against her shirt bounces a bit as she pops a button with her soft, delicate fingers, freeing just a bit more of her modest-yet-impressive chest, "Much funner ways to do this."
>She makes another grab for you, and you dance nimble aside
>She folds her wings, and lands in a low crouch, absorbing most the momentum of her flight.
>Straightening up, the lusty senpai flicks her hair out and starts fixing her clothes, bunched up in places by her movement
>You squint as the light filters through her long, beautiful silver hair
>Some hunter's instinct must be telling her to keep you partially blinded by the sun
>You take a few easy steps to the side, putting the sun between the two of you
>Her wings flutter, shaking a few feathers loose as she finished fixing herself, and she takes steady steps towards you, popping more buttons
>You take a step back for each she takes forward, and by the time your ass hits the fence on the roof, making the chain links jitter, her top is open
>You swallow as her perky breasts bounce with each hip swinging step she takes
>You look to the door, your only escape tied off with your on belt damn.
>She grins wide, predatorial, as her victory sinks in

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:40:02 2015 No.13561144 >>13561122 You know, sometimes I feel bad for people that don't also like /ss/, especially when coupled with a MG interest. Only sometimes though. Shit has to suck. >>13561128 My poor heart. She is so sweet.

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:40:57 2015 No.13561145

>>13560815
>5
>Krav Maga

>Hell Mode
>Amazoness
>Dark Priest
>Charybdis
>Kakuen
>Ignis

I'm OK with this, baring the Magic/Fire from the Dark Priest and Ignis I'm set to handle these girls, although the Amazoness and Kakuen will lead to some exciting fight scenes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:41:42 2015 No.13561148 >>13561144 >Shit has to suck. That's life I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:43:55 2015 No.13561154 >>13561118 I'll tell her "I'd rather have sex with onee-san."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:43:56 2015 No.13561155 >>13561133 Top cute, would fuck her anus.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:45:24 2015 No.13561159 >>13561145 >Krav Maga You're gonna get fucking destroyed, bro.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:45:36 2015 No.13561162 >>13561144 It really fucking does.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:46:34 2015 No.13561163 >>13561145 >krav maga You could have just told us you were going to be a jobber. Boxing/ Muay Thai/ Sanda + BJJ/Judo/Wrestling Or bust.

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:47:33 2015 No.13561164

>>13560815
>2
Okay, so I'm a sprinter, but do I have parkour training? That might be useful.
HELL MODO
>Gyoubu Danuki
>Thunderbird
>Ren Xiongmao
>Mantis
>Dark Priest

Tanuki isn't a problem in the slightest.
Dark Priest and Ren Xiongmao might be a problem
Thunderbird and Mantis are the biggest problems.
And I would gladly accept all of their love if I wasn't terrified for my pelvis and my future academic career. Maybe after I graduate college.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:47:48 2015 No.13561165 >>13561159 Oh yeah, pls give us your 5,000 page thesis on why aikido is the superior system based on your extensive knowledge and experience on all things martial arts. Shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:47:56 2015 No.13561166 >>13561043 >NTR'd by your own son Awful.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:49:08 2015 No.13561171 >>13561154 I feel sorry for your mom.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:49:24 2015 No.13561173 >>13561105 >>13561133 Fuck off /monster/, quit shilling your shit here we don't need it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:49:25 2015 No.13561174 >>13561159 >>13561163 Whats wrong with Krav Magra?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:49:45 2015 No.13561175 File: 28 KB, 194x211, kikes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561145 >Krav Maga Ayy Good goy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:50:54 2015 No.13561176 >>13560938 They're cute. I want to play videogames with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:51:26 2015 No.13561178 >>13561173 lol butthurt.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:51:35 2015 No.13561179 >>13561166 Steal his sister. Never let him use the car Show his baby pictures to his friends.

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:51:43 2015 No.13561180

>>13561141
>The shirt slips off as she rolls her shoulders back, and in another step, the zipper on her short skirt is down, and it stops hugging her hips, slipping around her ankles
>She steps over it, leaving a trail of clothing in her wake
>Naked now, she advances, and you simply stand there, like a deer in the light, enthralled by her curvy, lewd body, and accepting in that you sealed your own fate coming up here.
>She's a head taller than you, and it isn't until she's leaning up against you, one of her arms to the side of your head, fingers curled through the links in the fence that she speaks
>She slips one of her knees between your legs, and her breasts press up against your chest
>You blush furiously, and she knows the effect she's having on you
>She looks down on you, an expression so lewd it circles back around to loving, and her lips part. You hone in on them as she begins to speak, "Got youu~mph!" You lean forward, and seal her lips with a kiss. Just because you lose the chase doesn't mean you have to lose to her like this too
>She smiles into the kiss and after the moment of shock, fights back, her tongue invading your mouth, coiling around your own
>Her hands roam over your chest, feeling your tight, slim muscles honed on the track as she presses you into the fence, her weight more supported by you than her own feet, her black winds curling around the two of you, shutting you off in your own private world
>Your own hands start to roam her body, but it isn't long till the come to rest on her large hips
>With one hand buried in the flesh of her large, pert ass, and the other under her thigh, you spin her, and press her up against the fence, the leg you were holding coming to hook you around the hips
>She breaks the kiss first, blushing as heavy as you, "My, aren't we honest. Why bother with the chase, we could have come to this conclusion so much sooner. We could have let the other girls have a little fun too."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:51:43 2015 No.13561181 >>13561173 What? I did the frog post, but I'm just sharing stuff people might like, this is a monstergirl thread. How autistic are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:53:02 2015 No.13561182 >>13561178 Fuck off faggot >>13561181 Oh fuck off, it's blatantly obvious what you're trying to do, but we're not buying it for a second

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:54:07 2015 No.13561184 >>13561182 >>13561181 Stop fighting and embrace the Frog. She's cute and useful.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:54:09 2015 No.13561185 >>13561173 >>13561182 Chief, are you saying that we can't talk about mon-stars in a monster girl thread?

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:54:34 2015 No.13561187

>>13561128
>Mei rubs the body wash between her hands, just as you did
>Her large, soft hands caress your arms, lathering you with the slippery soap
>You feel goosebumps raise up on your body as she massages you, extremely focused on your care
>Your chest, back, shoulders, neck, arms, legs, almost nowhere is spared form her delicate, loving touch
>She is blushing deeply; this, coupled with her intense focus is fucking adorable
>Your heart can barely take it.
>Your heart flutters a bit as Mei rinses you off with the shower head, accelerating it by wiping the foamy suds with both of her large, skilled hands
>You can tell she is very eager to please
>Once she is done, you hold up the second bottle
>"Ready for this?"
>She nods wordlessly, her blush never fading
>This kind of soap doesn't foam, however it still does just as good a job at cleaning as the previous one
>Mei wastes no time in rubbing the silky soap-lube on your buttocks
>Holy hell, a single one of the Holst's hands can fully hold one of your cheeks
>You flinch a bit at the new feeling of your whole ass being caressed by the beautiful Holst-girl kneeling in front of you
>Mei looks up, concerned
"Did I hurt you master?"
>She looks so scared...
>"No Mei, you're fine. I was just a little surprised."
>You pat her head and fondle hear ear reassuringly
>She smiles a bit and returns to her task
>>You can tell she is fascinated with your butt, you assume the lewdly focused look on her face is similar to the one you wore when you were washing her teats
>Eventually, she directs her attention to your member
>It is almost painfully erect; you are beginning to wonder how Mei handled all your teasing
>She slowly wraps her loving hands around it, moaning slightly with anticipation
>'I wonder what she's thinking about...'
>Her grip is very strong, but the soap-lube lets you slide easily in and out of her hands' embrace
>Mei begins to pump at your manhood, quickening her pace rather rapidly

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:55:07 2015 No.13561188 >>13561182 If you keep being this asshurt your going to turn into an alp, anon. you need to stop dropping your spaghetti and just deal with it, and not act like some retarded /v/ tard.

Anonymous Thu May 28 00:56:51 2015 No.13561191

>>13561174
Considered a shit art, because it's incredibly diluted and the legit thing is apparently oh so rare and 2deadly. Which makes it wing chun and aikido tier.

It's also got wing chun's problem. If you taught wing chun in a way that wasn't shit and let it evolve through pressure testing you'd just end up with sanda. Similar case with krav. You'd probably just end up with the things that generally work in mma anyway. So really, you're just left with the 2deadly4u LARPing or just better off going into some devent MMA gym rather than hunting down the best krav school.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:56:53 2015 No.13561192 >>13561185 It's that, it's you shilling your shit. I ain't buying it, and neither are the rest of us. >>13561188 Go back to your shitty board owned by a brittle bone bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:57:51 2015 No.13561194 >>13561182 >we're Get a load of this cunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 00:58:42 2015 No.13561195 >>13561192 Alright, everyone just ignore this Anon. It's just feeding the troll at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:00:22 2015 No.13561201 >>13561165 Chaim please.

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:01:19 2015 No.13561203

>>13561191
Ah, Ok.
I figured I'd choose it just because it sounded interest.
I've done Taekwando up till a stage before green belt (had to drop because life gave me the finger as school kicked back in) and while it was nice, I'm not flexable enough to do a lot of the kicks required.
Realistically I'd be better taking either boxing or wrestling.

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:01:35 2015 No.13561206
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Where can I purchase these fabled mini-chuffs? Ordinary chuffs are too large and beefy for a little man like me, I need my chuffs in a smaller and more manageable size at a reduced cost.

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:03:03 2015 No.13561208

>>13561194
It's true. I know others here agree with me, you're just two faggots double teaming to shill your shit. Or samefagging. I wouldn't be surprised.

>>13561195
>T-Troll!
No, I'm just sick of this shit. You're shilling your shit and acting like no one would notice. I do, and I'm telling you if you like your other place so much stay there and stop coming here. Some of us still love this place and have no intention of abandoning it because some bullshit conspiracy /pol/ told you.

For those unaware, /monster/ is trying to get into manga translations and put ads for their place at the end of the hentai. It's pretty scummy (The advertisements, not the act of translating itself) and they're shilling it here. Please don't fall for their bullshit, call them out so they'll stop spamming this thread like they did the other night.

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:06:54 2015 No.13561217

>>13561206
Pygmy Jinko traders/breeders
I know a reputable guy whose got a couple adolescents he's willing to part with along with a couple kittens for those looking for daughterus.
Their a little pricy though so I hope your prepared to shell out some dough.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:08:24 2015 No.13561220 >>13559822 >I just want to serenade a sad cyclops girl and heal her with this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1X_8hRJevM

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:09:39 2015 No.13561224 File: 396 KB, 600x800, Pixiv.Id.122678.full.1244939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561220 goddammit I forgot my pic

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:11:10 2015 No.13561226 >>13561208 Christ you're more autistic than the guy who has a fit whenever anons bring up /m/ stuff. Hell seeing as you're doing the same type of arguments he does I think you're the same guy.

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:11:53 2015 No.13561227

>>13561180
>You grin, and begin to kiss her shoulders, collar bone and throat
>She tenses as you lavish affection upon her, and moans as she tips her head back, her fingers digging in to your back, breasts almost flat against you now
>"But I'm not interested in the other girls."
>"Oh, you're interested in me, then?"
>"Very." Her hands go to your head, an begin to stroke your scalp, fingers threading through your hair, as she considers that. If this should be more that a round of catch and a quick fuck.
>You kiss between her breasts, "Don't think so hard." You fiddle with your zipper, clip the button through the loop, and free your cock
>You press the head against the thin, laced fabric of her black panties, and press into her, grinding your head roughly around where you guess her clit to be, hidden as it is by the fabric.
>She lets out another cute gasp, "What, no foreplay?"
>You grin, as you hook as finger under her panties and push them to the side, "The chase was foreplay. You're soaking down here."
>"You'd get horny chasing after such a cutie too."
>You stretch your neck up to give her a kiss, and she meets you half way, her fingers going back to curl through your hair. She seems to like doing that.
>Her lips are soft and full, her mouth tastes like blueberry
>With one hand holding her thigh up, you bring the other up to her chest as you press the head of your cock in through her lips
>She bites your lip as she tightens and you grind your shaft down the length of her womanhood, butting up against her deepest parts, filling her completely
>She cries out in pleasure as you thrust the last inch in too, joined utterly, pushing her elasticity to the brink
>She tips her head back, and you kiss her slim, delicate throat as her voice purrs lustily, "I've n-never been to full before."
>You thrust into her, the fence creaking with the motion, bouncing her back into your thrusting hips
>You decide on what gives the best rhythm, and start quick, short thrusts

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:12:32 2015 No.13561230

>>13561203
Boxing and Wrestling are respectable choices. You'd mop the floor with a lot of folks just by regularly sparring and practicing them. Any school or gym that promotes full contact sparring will get you places.

Wrestling would be your best asset. Admittedly it's a mixed bag. On one hand you can take control of the situation and even bypass some of their raw strength. Once you've got them, they basically have to submit or limbs start getting wrenched. On the other they've have extra limbs, weird anatomy, and getting so close to them like that is just asking for it to get rapey real fast.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:13:18 2015 No.13561231 >>13561171 We all do since she's single, but she'll get somebody for her eventually.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:13:54 2015 No.13561232 >>13561208 nobody gives a shit I never even look at the last few pages anyway

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:14:23 2015 No.13561233

Welcome back to Sweet nightmare, in which we chronicle an almost albino man’s relationship with a dream-stalking horse. We now continue a rape in progress; for the earlier portion please visit seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/96773826/Sweet%20Nightmare

The ghoul is a creature of frightening beauty. Her long brown hair, pale skin, medium-sized breasts and hips to die for that would normally be enough to stop you in your tracks. As if that weren’t enough she’s naked, too; her breasts, crotch and thighs are covered in mud or some kind of body paint providing some illusion of decency, but you can still clearly see her hard nipples if you look. Even in her undead lurch there’s still a trace of seductive hip swaying, but her teeth come to sharp looking points and there’s no sign of intelligence in her eyes, only lust. All of it is directed your way.

One more shove finally gets the post-orgasmically limp mummy off of you and you’re half way to your feet again when another weight crashes into you and you go back down. The ghoul is way faster than the mummy and more coordinated to boot. Even as you struggle to crawl away she pulls you back with monstrous strength. Cold hands claw at your pants, but like the mummy the ghoul doesn’t seem to understand zippers. She claws at your denim for several seconds before getting frustrated, opening her mouth wide and tearing a chunk out of your jeans.

>Cont

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:14:29 2015 No.13561234

>>13561187
>In all your years of masturbating, not one time has even come close to this
>The way she tenderly, yet forcefully squeezes you is unlike anything you have felt before
>The Holst never loosens her grip, tightening it when she gets to your head, massaging your balls gently with her other hand
>She rolls your balls between her fingers, cupping and even pulling at them lightly
>You can even feel her warm breath on your shaft as she stares at you intently
>Words cannot describe how fantastic she is making you feel
>Jolts and spasms of pleasure wrack through your body as you push your back up against the wall of the shower
>"Are you ready to cum yet master?"
>You manage to nod, you are definitely close.
>Mei eagerly positions her wide-open mouth millimeters away from you, closes here eyes and sticks out her tongue
>That fucking face.
>She's waiting for it.
>She wants it.
>She needs it.
>One look at her amazingly lewd expression is enough to send you over the edge
>You cum, sending rope after rope of creamy seed into the Holst-girl's mouth, around her lips, and on her face
>She moans and shivers excitedly, greedily lapping up every last drop of your orgasm
>She opens her beautiful, blue eyes and stares up at you, an ecstatic smile on her face
>"Thank you for your cum master! You taste sooo good..."
>Fucking shit
>She is so amazing
>You smile back and pat her head again
>"I'm the one who should be thanking you, Mei. Thank YOU."
>She smiles and hugs you tightly
>"You're welcome master."
>Her voice is a little muffled, but they still make your heart flutter
>The water had gone cold awhile ago, but you are only noticing it now
>"Lets get out now, mmm?"
>Mei nods and you shut off the water
>The two of you get dressed in silence, and then you made dinner for the two of you

(contd.)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:14:51 2015 No.13561235 File: 30 KB, 640x480, Firecat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561230 The fine sport of wrasslin'?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:15:01 2015 No.13561236 >>13561220 >>13561224 I want to call a monoeye names and flood her lungs with semen.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:15:11 2015 No.13561237 >>13561226 >all complaints come from one person

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:15:23 2015 No.13561238

>>13561233
The entire scene seems to unfold in slow motion as razor sharp teeth dig into the tough material of your pants scant millimeters from your twitching penis, shred the fabric and come away with a good chunk of your pants between them. You thought your dick retreated somewhere near your bladder out of survival instinct, but the ghoul fishes inside what’s left of your boxers and pulls it out.

The girl’s grimace contorts into a smile as soon as your flesh is in her hands and she gleefully pushed aside your thrashing legs to take your length between her lips. Unlike the rest of the girl her mouth is burning hot. The heat hits you like a wave, an almost unbearable warmth transmitted through impossibly viscous and slippery saliva. It’s all you can do to feebly attempt to push her head away as the pleasure of her tongue coiling around your most sensitive part makes you weak.
You don’t even notice the mummy recovering until she forces you onto your back, sits on your chest and wraps her arms around one of yours.
“Waaaaaarm,” she groans, pulling your right arm closer into her bountiful chest and beginning to grind against you. You have two dead girls assaulting you, it’s hard to move or think with the dark energy and pleasure tickling your senses, but you know you need to do something. What, though?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:16:06 2015 No.13561241 >>13561230 I'd probably go with wrestling, I'm more at home grappling than most other things. Locking joints and pinning them that way works on all things but, as you said, the question becomes if I can pin all of the things.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:16:38 2015 No.13561247 >>13561217 Do I get a choice of colors? I'd like to get something exotic like a white jinko, or maybe even one with some cool looking stripes. What price range we looking at here though?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:16:44 2015 No.13561248 >>13561238 Reach down to irrumate the Ghoul?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:16:58 2015 No.13561249 >>13561226 I don't even know what /m/ is >>13561232 I give a shit, but whatever. You faggots want this place to fall apart from shills, be my fucking guest.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:18:10 2015 No.13561252 >>13561235 That's one fine chocolate woman. It's too bad firecat is human.

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:18:16 2015 No.13561253

>>13561208
>get into manga translations
Awesome, we need more MG translated manga
And I don't give a fuck about credit pages. I never read them anyway
Why the fuck you are so butthurt?

And where is that ad you are talking about? I looked at credit page and it's just nicknames, no mention of /monster/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:18:27 2015 No.13561255 >>13561237 When two people have fits that are near 1:1 It's hard not to think they're the same.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:19:29 2015 No.13561259 >>13561249 > not knowing what /m/ is. get the fuck out you stupid paranoid /pol/smoker.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:19:33 2015 No.13561260 File: 1023 KB, 1440x900, Nyaancognito.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561252 She may be our fellow human, but she knows of a beautiful and stronk Ctarl-Ctarl who will be in heat soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:19:46 2015 No.13561261 >>13561238 This guy has the right idea. >>13561248

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:20:09 2015 No.13561262

>>13561234
>It was extremely late, and both of you were very tired
>Mei refused to sleep alone in the guest room, but she helped you carry its mattress into yours
>(She carried, it, you watched.)
>She would probably end up in your bed before morning, but that was fine
>You also had to figure out what to do with all the milk still finning your tub and your sink
>Another thing you had to think about was the two tiny wet spots that had appeared on Mei's sweater during dinner
>You'd figured she was one of the Holsts that constantly lactate, but you were too tired to research it now.
>It was time for sleep.

I'm going to continue this sometime very soon. Tomorrow or the next day. I'm having a fantastic time with it, I hope you all are too. Mega-Holst an absolute best.

Pastebin is here.
http://pastebin.com/7w8A2d7H

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:20:10 2015 No.13561263 >>13561249 At least we aren't the ones who are gonna die angry. Sad way to live your life.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:21:16 2015 No.13561266 >>13561262 Thanks anon. That was great.

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:21:44 2015 No.13561267
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>There will never be an extensive series of hentai h-mangas catering to many different fetishes and drawn by several artists about the myths and legends of old.
>It will never retold to us the story of how Zeus disguised himself as the Goddess Artemis to rape one os her virgin followers, how disguised as a man and made him a cuck, or how he kidnapped a girl as a bull and raped her; as a bull.
>It will never be drawn how Loki and Thor had to crossdress and get THor married to a giant to retake Mjolnir, how Loki gave birth to an eight legged horse, or how Freyja fucked four dwarves and how Loki saw everything.
>It will never be seen how the dominion over Egypt between Horus and Set was decided by who could get their semen inside the other, and how it all ended in all-out-race over the Nile.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:22:21 2015 No.13561268 >>13561262 Huh. It was you again. Keep this up and you'll end up on my list of writefags I stick around for. Good shit, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:22:24 2015 No.13561269 >>13561260 Oh really? Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:22:53 2015 No.13561272 >>13561262 Fuck yes, I loved it man.

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:23:04 2015 No.13561273 [DELETED]

>>13561253
I'm not butthurt, I just know there are shills there.

And the ad is the mascot they put at the end, that's /monster/'s creation, from their group they started not to make more content but to shill there board here and to MGU

>>13561259
You're the /pol/fag, you come from a website started exclusively for /pol/front.

>>13561263
>Le ur mad! XD
Holy shit come up with an actual argument or kill yourself I'm sick of this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:23:42 2015 No.13561274 >>13561263 >we're not gonna die angry Anon, I get where you're coming from but come on.

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:23:56 2015 No.13561275

>>13561247
He mostly has Bengal Tiger patterned Jinkos, your normal coloration, but he does have one or two Siberian Jinko's who are adolescents.
I also think he's got some little red and white subspecies he's going for but no promises there.

Last I checked, he had 10k gold for Adolescent/Adult Bengal Jinkos with 15k gold for the kittens.

The Siberians' are 20k.

He keeps them fairly active with running so they are trim but one Siberian and two Bengals are pretty into weights so they're packing more muscle.
The kittens are still a little chubby but that'll burn off once they hit puberty.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:25:01 2015 No.13561277 >>13561262 Good read.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:25:42 2015 No.13561279 File: 63 KB, 720x480, 1409017188408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561269 There once was a girl who lost her place in the Sun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:25:50 2015 No.13561280 >>13561273 You're obviously just putting this on because you like replies. How about we bring it in for a hug? I love you Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:26:32 2015 No.13561283 >>13561279 Aisha best girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:26:34 2015 No.13561284 >>13561266 >>13561268 >>13561272 >>13561277 You're all very welcome! I appreciate the praise. Writing is being really good to me lately so I'm doing as much as I can. Thanks for reading!

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:27:21 2015 No.13561287

>>13561273
>And the ad is the mascot they put at the end,
Are you a fucking retard? How it can be an ad or shilling if there is no link or whatever? Only those who already use their board can get the joke
If not for your autistic rant, I would never know it came from /monster/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:29:24 2015 No.13561293 >>13561287 Just ignore him before he blows a blood vessel and makes a mess

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:29:40 2015 No.13561294

>>13561287
> I would never know it came from /monster/
Yep. I wouldn't have either. Maybe he's the one from that board, and is putting on a show. That'd be funny. I don't pay attention to things outside of the doujin content itself though, so I don't give a fuck where it comes from as long as its accurate and such.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:29:45 2015 No.13561295 >>13561273 >some really obscure mascot is shilling Get fucked. Even janitor-kun is laughing.

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:30:36 2015 No.13561298

>>13561227
>One of her hands slips down her lithe belly to play with her clit, seeking more stimulation outside of the thick cock plowing into her womb
>Her deep purple eyes lock onto yours, and you feel her heartbeat vibrating through your own
>Your thrusts grow quicker, and she hooks her leg around your hips, aiding in your thrusts, her feathers tickling slightly as her wings cocoon the two of you
>In this world, it's just you and her, and the two of you hasten to your climax
>She forces her tongue through your teeth, and molests your mouth intensely, as she feels your cock thicken in impending orgasm
>She holds your head down, and you struggle to breathe almost, but you don't mind, her intensity so pleasantly breathtaking
>The fence shakes as yo you slam your hips into hers one last time, and shoot rope after rope of hot, thick seed deep into her womb, it smashes into the back of her womb, and with each twitch, your cock fills and claims her just a little more.
>Suddenly exhausted, you lean into her chest, and she holds you close
>For a while, the two of you stay like that, silent, together, until the chill of the afternoon sets in, and you begin to shiver as your sweat starts to cool.
>She lets you go, and steps over to her panties where they lay discarded. She covers her pussy with one hand, and slides the cloth up with the other, sealing your cum in her womb, letting not a drop slip out as she pulls the panties into place.
>They are cut kind of low, despite being designed to sit high on the hips. Pretty popular with the tailed girls
>You give her ass a playful smack as she pokes it out to pull her panties up, earning a giggle.
>"Now, lets not forget to clean you up too." She kneels, and takes your ball and still-hard shaft in hand.
>Without another word, her lips part, and she slides your cock down her throat, tightening her muscles to be just as tight as her pussy, and it takes a lot of control to not start skullfucking her

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:30:36 2015 No.13561299 >>13561287 I wouldn't be surprised if he's from that board and is himself shilling it, I had no fucking idea what he was talking about till he explained it, hell, I don't even look at credit pages.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:32:22 2015 No.13561306 >>13561294 >>13561299 >anon shills by pretending to be anti-shiller Fuck, that's actually cool

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:33:04 2015 No.13561308 >>13561306 No Anon, that's not cool.

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:33:51 2015 No.13561309

>>13561295
I don't think it's the janitor. I think things get deleted due to a heavy amount of reports. I remember it working like that for illegal content before I left, but I didn't notice it happening for that until recently. Guy posting an actual NTR scenario and it got deleted within 4-5 minutes due to reports. Shit was hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:35:37 2015 No.13561310 >>13561309 How is it hilarious?

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:35:59 2015 No.13561311

>>13561298
>With worrying expertise, she brings you to a second orgasm, her nest bumping into your groin, sucking out the last drops of cum, another exceptionally large load, draining your balls completely
>She slides her lips off your polished cock with a wet pop, and swallows what wasn't shot directly down her throat.
>"There. All better." She smiles as she waves your softening cock around, before gently slipping it back into your underwear and doing your pants back up.
>"So," she begins, as she dresses herself, one fallen garment as a time, "Shall we hunt again?"
>With her dressed now, you step up behind her, and wrap your arms around her hips, kissing her shoulders and neck, "Sure. How about we end the next one with some breakfast?"
>You feel her blush as she relaxes into your grip, "Mine or yours?"
>"Both."
And that's how anon got with the dark Valkyrie from the year above.

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:36:30 2015 No.13561312 [DELETED]

>>13561309
>I think things get deleted due to a heavy amount of reports
U w0t
There are tons of scenario random-page posts with dozens of replies. They don't get deleted because of number of replies
And that guy only got 3 replies
He was rekt by janitor

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:36:46 2015 No.13561313 Quick, I need a Monster Girl who'd be riding a bus, be wearing a leather jacket and would smell nice enough for a pervy human boy to sniff! Gimme a species!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:36:48 2015 No.13561314 File: 275 KB, 628x800, 6476.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Tfw you're 6'3" >All girls are tiny. I want to be short and taken advantage of by some Kitsunes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:37:05 2015 No.13561315 >>13561311 >nest Nose**

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:37:35 2015 No.13561317 >>13561313 Troll.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:37:51 2015 No.13561318 >>13561314 Being a manlet is no fun, everybody looks down on you and you get no respect.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:38:05 2015 No.13561321 >>13561313 A rebellious Dhampir

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:38:35 2015 No.13561325 >>13561314 If MGE goes off of Jap heights then a fucking Oni must be like 7 foot at the least. >tfw 22 and still growing My genes are scaring me please help

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:38:44 2015 No.13561327 >>13561313 Apsara. They smell of milk and honey.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:39:14 2015 No.13561329 >>13561317 >Troll in a leather jacket Well that's something else. >>13561321 How would the MC be able to tell she's a Dhampir? >>13561327 A little too exotic.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:39:58 2015 No.13561330 >>13561325 That's still only a foot taller than many Americans and Europeans, and there are a decent number of people around the world that fall close to that height as it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:40:25 2015 No.13561332 >>13561313 Inari/Youko, Salamander?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:40:29 2015 No.13561333 >>13561329 She's warm. And a little rougher than your typical elegant vampire.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:41:00 2015 No.13561335 >>13561314 Oh gee, why don't we trade bodies then? I swear you humans are a bunch of pussies. You always whine about what you can't have.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:41:35 2015 No.13561338 >>13561333 >a little rougher But anon, her only role in this story is to be sniffed while on the bus, there won't be any opportunity for her character to be explored.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:42:04 2015 No.13561339 >>13561299 >he's from that board and is himself shilling it He obviously is from that board. Or he wouldn't recognize that /monster/ OC he is talking about

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:42:33 2015 No.13561343 >>13561335 >You humans What are you? An alien? A monster?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:42:36 2015 No.13561344 >>13561314 >wanting to b a manlet DISDAIN.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:43:31 2015 No.13561346 >>13561314 >Tfw 5'5" >Everyone is taller than me Luckily, I have a fetish for the tall and the small or this would be terrible

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:44:36 2015 No.13561348 >>13561311 Nice Not enough Valkyrie stories out there

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:44:39 2015 No.13561349 >>13561313 Oh well, a Troll in a leather jacket might be weird, but that's what I'll go with.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:44:58 2015 No.13561351 >>13561338 You can tell a lot from just looks anon. what kind of elegant high class vamp lady would sit with her feet on the chair in front, and listen to loud music, looking out the window in a leather jacket?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:45:23 2015 No.13561352 >>13561346 Holy shit kill yourself you fucking midget.

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:45:53 2015 No.13561354

>>13561310
Because he wasted his time typing up something for a shit fetish he knew the thread wouldn't enjoy, only to have the NTR parts in it deleted. Pretty funny, man. The guy himself posted and said he was expecting it.

>>13561317
That's a pretty good idea. I'd love to see one of those, let alone see how she smells.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:45:59 2015 No.13561355 >>13561348 Eh, it wasn't much. But I agree, we need more Valkyrie love.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:46:36 2015 No.13561357 >>13561352 There's nothing wrong with being small. You get to drink all the milk you want and hope that it makes you tall when it doesn't because everything I know is a LIE

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:46:44 2015 No.13561358 >>13561314 fuck you I'm half dwarf

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:47:11 2015 No.13561360 >>13561314 >tfw 5'10 I love it when a girl is the same height or a bit taller than me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:47:30 2015 No.13561361 >>13561354 >I'd love to see one of those You won't see her, but I'll write her to have dyed hair and stuff. >>13561358 RED MEAT OFF THE BONE!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:47:42 2015 No.13561363 >>13561329 >Troll with herbs such as rosemary and basil growing on her Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:48:35 2015 No.13561366 >>13561352 Why is it the "angry manlet" stereotype when it's all the tallfags instantly going >hurrr kill you're self, midget fag Besides, tall girls are olev. The smaller you are, the more tall girls there are, the more olev to be had.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:48:39 2015 No.13561367 >>13561357 How does it feel when you have to ask one of the store workers to help get you something on one of the higher shelves?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:48:49 2015 No.13561368 >>13561358 Then get back to mining!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:49:13 2015 No.13561369 >>13561311 Gonna be honest with you, wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:49:46 2015 No.13561371 >>13561366 Because it's not anger I'm conveying. I'm telling that anon to kill himself because he's the size of a nine-year old.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:50:05 2015 No.13561374 >>13561361 >You won't see her, but I'll write her to have dyed hair and stuff That's what I meant. I never actually expect to see someone draw something here. Well, except those pictures from Alp. He best make some more for us.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:50:32 2015 No.13561375 >>13561366 Exactly. Tall people have it rough since they can't get to experience taller girls because they're either the same height or below Short people get the benefit of getting tall people, plus shortstacks. Best of both worlds

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:50:40 2015 No.13561376 >>13561374 Are you saying that because you know I'm him? What gave it away, the sniffing stuff?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:51:14 2015 No.13561378 >tallfags vs shortfags Are you guys seriously doing this? What is this, /v/? I fucking swear.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:51:33 2015 No.13561380 >>13561371 >5'5" >Nine year old What kind of Amazon planet are you from?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:52:00 2015 No.13561383 >>13561380 Canada.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:52:33 2015 No.13561384 >>13561383 But Anon, I'm from Canada!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:53:13 2015 No.13561385 >>13561378 If it's not one thing, then we'll argue about something else. It's just human nature.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:54:10 2015 No.13561389 >>13561368 fuck you I don't mine, I'm in groundskeeping

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:54:52 2015 No.13561393 >>13561384 B.C.?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:54:57 2015 No.13561394 >>13561378 Welcome to the human race you piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:55:27 2015 No.13561395 >>13561376 Nah, I didn't know for sure. I had a suspicion because of the sniffing thing, but I figured you would be around sometime soon either way.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:55:28 2015 No.13561396 >>13561393 No. Worse Ontario

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:55:40 2015 No.13561397 File: 223 KB, 600x709, 1429578174325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MG with Stocking hair, piercings, and tattoos. Haram or Halal? Pic semi-related and still a MG according to the RUUUURUS!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:56:35 2015 No.13561402 >>13561397 >Piercings >Tattoos You had me, and then you lost me

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:56:47 2015 No.13561403

>>13561238
That’s it. The ghoul may have your dick in its mouth caught between a set of serrated teeth and in a vacuum hard enough to make an astroanaut blush, but at the same time that means you’re in the mouth of a ghoul. Deciding to ignore the mummy entirely, you reach down with your free hand and grab a fistful of silky hair. The girl below continues noisily trying to drain your balls completely heedless of your grip on her hair. Heedless, that is, until you thrust up with your hips and pound the back of her throat with your throbbing erection. You’d expected her to pull back or something when you started fucking her throat, but doing so only seems to turn her own. The undead girl moans and redoubles her efforts, somehow still managing to tease your head despite the frenzied pace your hips fall into.
You’re slamming your hips into her maw as fast as you can so you really shouldn’t be able to feel any detail, yet you still feel every bump on her tongue and every ridge on her throat. You race towards orgasm and can sense the glee in your attacker’s voice as you prepare to blow your load into the depths of her throat. Too bad that’s not in the cards.
Struggling to bring your thrashing hips back under control, at the last possible second you slip your cock from her lips and explode onto the ghoul’s face. You blast rope after rope of steaming cum onto her face. One particularly nice shot even hits her in the eye. She tries to take you back into her mouth, but between the hand gripping her hair and your wiggling hips she fails utterly.
Frustrated by the bounty on her face yet seemingly forgetting that she has hands the ghoul sits up and struggles to lick your seed off of her face, fingers clawing at empty air. That’s one down, but now what to do with the mummy?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:57:00 2015 No.13561405 >>13561395 Well I hope you aren't insinuating I should make a shitty drawing at the expense of finishing this update of mine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:57:22 2015 No.13561408 >>13561396 Well that makes sense, most people from Ontario that I've seen are complete manlets. Still better than Albertans.

Anonymous Thu May 28 01:57:25 2015 No.13561409

>>13561385
There's a difference between arguing stupidly about something, and legitimate debate with well reasoned proponents. While not everyone is doing the former, the presence of those who do does not contribute to the forum (non-internet use of the word).

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:57:52 2015 No.13561411 >>13561397 Piercings AND tattoos? Definitely haram. I can handle certain tattoos (tribal tattoos done right are amazing in 2D at least), but you can't do both.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:58:27 2015 No.13561414 File: 33 KB, 342x460, 'dwarf'.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why the fuck is Japan allowed to do this shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:58:29 2015 No.13561415 >>13561408 Poor Albertans, so much fire.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:58:35 2015 No.13561416 >>13561378 Can't handle the banter?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:58:37 2015 No.13561417 >>13561394 Why don't you grow up instead of resorting to ad hominem.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:58:44 2015 No.13561418 >>13561408 Hey, don't diss the Albertians. I have family there But we can agree that it's better than being in Quebec. I should know. I'm next to them

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:58:57 2015 No.13561419 >>13561403 Tickle the mummy!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:59:27 2015 No.13561421 >>13561397 Tattoos can be really cool if done right, but I don't like piercings.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:59:43 2015 No.13561423 >>13561416 Nah, just a regular service announcement.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 01:59:51 2015 No.13561424 >>13561403 Molest the shit out of the mummy. Materialize oil if you have to

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:00:28 2015 No.13561427 >>13561403 Tickle the mummy?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:01:30 2015 No.13561430 >>13561403 >Denying the ghoul a load Cold, but nice. Look around for something soft to tickle the girl with, but if not, massage her soft skin while teasing her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:02:23 2015 No.13561432 >>13561417 Why don't you stop pretending to be so above it all and mature and get down and dirty with us, because bitching about arguments, our bread and butter, ain't gonna do shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:02:37 2015 No.13561433 >>13561418 Of course, monster girls from Quebec would be purged on sight. How does it feel to freeze out there while I'm nice and comfy in the warm summer heat?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:02:42 2015 No.13561434 File: 84 KB, 360x350, Dwarf_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561414 Seriously, what the fuck KC? This isn't a dwarf, it's a baby loli with a hammer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:03:51 2015 No.13561436 >>13561434 KC's gotta cater to the fetishes. Except gap moe, but we've somewhat re-purposed other MGs for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:04:06 2015 No.13561437 >>13561434 Holy shit I just fucking noticed the teddy bear on the hammer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:04:10 2015 No.13561438 >>13561433 >Freeze >Ontario >When it's been hot as a Pheonix nethers for a month now I wish it was cold. Boy howdy do I wish it was cold. I miss the snow

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:04:42 2015 No.13561439 >>13561414 Because it makes dicks hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:05:12 2015 No.13561441 >>13561438 Yeah, I remember when it used to snow so hard It'd get up to my hips, now I'm lucky if it even sticks to the ground.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:05:55 2015 No.13561444 >>13561414 What exactly is wrong with that? She is not even lewd

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:07:08 2015 No.13561447 >>13561437 Wow, dwarf is barely on my radar but I feel like a criminal.

Anonymous Thu May 28 02:08:12 2015 No.13561451

>>13561441
I don't care how blinding fresh fallen snow is on a sunny day, I'd rather have the cool wind, the smell of winter, and a good mug of hot cocoa then to be covered in swear 24/7
I want to cuddle my blankets god damn it, not sit in my underwear next to a fan. And I was born in the summer too

Anonymous Thu May 28 02:08:26 2015 No.13561452
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>>13561436
>>13561439
>KC's gotta cater to the fetishes.
But he doesn't have a single shortstack, and dwarves are perfect for that!
Gobling are just regular lolis, and Hobgoblins aren't shortstacks, they're oppai lolis.

>>13561444
It's not a fucking dwarf, that's what. It's just a loli with a giant axe.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:08:51 2015 No.13561453 >>13561434 Well, KC is a pedophile, so there's no surprise there. And japan as a whole would prefer cute things. Bearded shorties aren't cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:10:13 2015 No.13561455 File: 132 KB, 1280x720, 1384351799325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561453 >Implying bearded shorties can't be cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:10:50 2015 No.13561457 >>13561452 Moon-land doesn't seem to like shortstacks as much, which is a shame. It's the land of cute things and not much else. Well, there are some crossed wires from the radiation but besides that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:11:09 2015 No.13561459 >>13561452 I would have been fine with a flat chested dorf if she was at least showing a bit of bush.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:11:31 2015 No.13561461 >>13561457 >Moon-land doesn't seem to like shortstacks as much That's because everyone there qualifies as a shortstack.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:12:34 2015 No.13561463 >>13561461 Short yes, but stacked? Not so much.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:13:13 2015 No.13561464 >>13561455 >"WAHAHA!" >"Lets reclaim Erbor together, Bilbo-kun!"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:13:17 2015 No.13561465 >>13561432 Bread and butter? I can hardly believe that (the majority of) people here actually want to shitpost or be the victim of shitposting. Actually, that happens less often in /mgt/ than in other threads on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:13:24 2015 No.13561466 >>13561461 Japanese girls aren't generally well stacked. It's their mandatory health laws that fines the overweight for the extra strain on their health care system. There are exceptions, but they're mostly rather skinny.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:13:31 2015 No.13561467 >>13561418 Albertan here. I like it here.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:14:10 2015 No.13561469 >>13561452 >But he doesn't have a single shortstack, and dwarves are perfect for that! Dwarves would have made excellent shortstacks, but he does have at least one, the hobgoblin.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:14:19 2015 No.13561470 >>13561467 Good for you, Albertan

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:14:37 2015 No.13561471 >>13561463 Not by our standards maybe, but over there a chick with a B or C cup is practically considered well endowed. >>13561466 >Japan fines people for being fat Now if Obamacare included that kind of a law I would have been more ok with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:14:44 2015 No.13561472 >>13561467 As a BC fag, I just want to let you know that we know forest fires aren't fun and hope everything turns out okay pal.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:14:52 2015 No.13561473 How many shortstacks exist in real life? I think I've seen a whopping 0 of them in my whole life, not even a picture of one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:14:58 2015 No.13561475 >>13561463 He probably meant any stacked japanese girl is going to qualify as a short stack. It's not on their radar because jap girls are already short.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:15:26 2015 No.13561476 >>13561434 >baby loli As apposed to an adult loli?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:15:52 2015 No.13561477 >>13561467 Is everything OK over there, champ?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:16:29 2015 No.13561479 >>13561476 I'd love a foul mouthed, perverted loli over the 'oniichan' squeaky toy variety any day.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:16:34 2015 No.13561480 >>13561467 >>13561472 Fuck that, I hope Albertans fucking burn, fucking speeding and always cutting me off on the highway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:16:49 2015 No.13561481 >>13561473 I'm friendly with a girl who's close. Her rack is fucking massive and her hips are decent, she's like 4'6ish I think

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:16:53 2015 No.13561482 >>13561475 But so are the men. Remember, if everyone is short, then no one is short. Too bad the Japs aren't bustier, they'd be in a great position to be short stacks to the rest of the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:17:07 2015 No.13561483 >>13561476 >baby loli >a legitimately aged loli >adult loli >a loli who's real age is above that of a regular loli Was that so hard to understand?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:17:19 2015 No.13561484 >>13561473 >This man has never met QT Iberian and Latino and Islander shortstacks My mom is a shortstack. Thank god I got my dad's height.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:17:22 2015 No.13561485 File: 252 KB, 291x574, loli_mommy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561476 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:18:19 2015 No.13561488 >>13561480 >Being this much of an asshole You sound like an American who stepped foot in Canada and thought that made you Canadian

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:18:24 2015 No.13561489 >>13561472 >>13561477 Well, I've heard plenty about the fires, and there's the active fireban...but I live in Edmonton, so tend not to see much of it. Heck, it rained pretty hard here today.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:18:38 2015 No.13561490 >>13561473 I've seen a midget with huge tits and a great ass. Still can't fap to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:19:03 2015 No.13561492 >>13561481 4'6" is a shortstack now? I thought shortstacks were on the level of midgets. Something like 2". >>13561484 How tall?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:19:06 2015 No.13561493 Night Anons, Remember to only buy your Jinko cubs from a guild certified breeder or slaver, otherwise you may just end up with a werecat. not that I'd complian Keep on keeping on and don't burn down the thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:19:41 2015 No.13561496 >>13561488 Eh, don't give him too hard a time. Drivers in Alberta suck fucking ass, everyone knows it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:19:59 2015 No.13561498 >>13561489 Stay safe

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:20:06 2015 No.13561499 >>13561492 I just thought it meant short and stacked...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:20:27 2015 No.13561502 >>13561493 >Buy premium jinko cub from royal line >It's just a tabby were-kitten I'd still love her as a daughter.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:20:35 2015 No.13561503 >>13561490 Shortstack just means short and stacked, not midget or pygmy. Pretty much any voluptuous girl under 5 feet is a shortstack. >>13561492 4'7 or so.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:21:18 2015 No.13561506 >>13561496 Better than Toronto traffic. every roads closed. every road's congested. Bridges are falling apart

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:21:39 2015 No.13561508 >>13561499 Well, that's what it implies, but that's hardly what the fetish seems to specifically entail going by what's posted by them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:22:28 2015 No.13561510 >>13561506 Well, in Edmonton's case, all that is true because they rebuild everything every summer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:23:03 2015 No.13561511 >>13561506 Not as bad as Montreal bridges.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:23:59 2015 No.13561513 >>13561510 Toronto in a nutshell. Glad I don't live in the condo hub of the universe >>13561511 Shut up Quebec, nobody cares about you

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:24:04 2015 No.13561514 >>13561469 Hobgoblin is just a loli with fat tits. She lack the plump figure and wide hips that most shortstacks come with.

Anonymous Thu May 28 02:24:06 2015 No.13561515

So should we be making a distinction between what we mean when we talk about real life shortstacks and what we mean when we talk about imaginary shortstacks? It seems to me like all the girls that are posted in shortstack threads are akin to oppai lolis.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:24:28 2015 No.13561517 >>13561502 You, you are my friend. >MGs bought from breeders have their liniage outlined. >Shell out for premium dragon pup >Never have you seen so many titles of "The brave" or "The destroyer" >You've just taken to calling her Daughteru "the cute"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:26:03 2015 No.13561518 >>13561513 But I'm not a dirty French Canadian. I've just seen a good amount of shit bridges in Montreal.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:26:49 2015 No.13561519 >>13561515 It's really not that hard. Short. Stack. Short. But stacked. Short, as in short, not a midget.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:26:58 2015 No.13561520 >>13561517 Her ancestors would be proud.

Anonymous Thu May 28 02:27:31 2015 No.13561524

>>13561508
It's just the same phenomena as people who post ham planets going on about how they like chubby chicks.

Midget/dwarf means a certain condition and proportions. Big head, stunted limbs and all that.
Pygmy just means extremely tiny but everything in normal proportion.
Short girls are neither. They're just short.

>>13561514
Stacked means big tits. Short and stacked.

Anonymous Thu May 28 02:28:27 2015 No.13561526

>>13561517
>Always call daughteru my 'fierce little tiger'
>She grows up acting the part with great confidence
>Turns into a fun loving tomboy
>Not kuudere like a jinko but has the loudest purr in the region
>Always wonders if I just can't tell she's a were-cat or not

Anonymous Thu May 28 02:29:11 2015 No.13561527
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You wake up to find this girl holding you and purring with content. Her tongue happily washes over your face and hair. It seems like she's been at it for some time now. When you try to pull away she lets out a slight grumbling noise and you feel her lightly kneading paws tighten sharply to prevent you from moving. Once she settles down, the trilling werecat returns to her affectionate ministrations.

Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:29:45 2015 No.13561529 >>13561527 Just let it happen

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:30:34 2015 No.13561532 >>13561527 Check the clock to see if she's gonna be late for school.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:30:34 2015 No.13561533 >>13561527 Relax and enjoy. With petting and ear scratches.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:31:12 2015 No.13561534 >>13561527 Why would I stop this? She just wants to make sure I'm clean. Let her continue. Could even reward her with petting if she does well.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:31:15 2015 No.13561535 >>13561527 Hope this is real, spank dat butt.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:32:27 2015 No.13561536 >>13561527 Clamp her neck and throw her off the bed.

Anonymous Thu May 28 02:32:49 2015 No.13561538

>>13561520
>What is this? When I was her age I had burned down my first village and amassed a hoard that drew in adventurers from all corners of the earth. And she's been sold as a 'pet'?
>'Mother, she's not a 'pet' she's been adopted. And she's three, I doubt that you did such things back then."
>"Grrrrr, just send her in. I at least want to see how my progeny is doing."
>Little Dragon pup walks in, holding you hand in a claw and wearing a shirt with a smiling sun on it, going "Gama! Mama!" as soon as she sees her matriarchs.
>That day you reminded them why she's called 'The Cutest'

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:33:21 2015 No.13561539 >>13561527 >cat tongue no thanks. Hurts like a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:33:37 2015 No.13561540 >>13561527 Call her an asshole and wish she were a werewolf instead,

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:33:49 2015 No.13561541 >>13561526 Either way she's your daughteru and as long as you love her it doesn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:35:05 2015 No.13561545 >>13561527 Lie back and let her go at it, maybe return the favor in the form of head scratching and ear rubbing if I can.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:35:46 2015 No.13561546 >>13561539 Have you owned a cat? It's a little rough, but is far from painful. More ticklish than anything else.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:35:59 2015 No.13561547 >>13561527 Blink slowly, nuzzle her behind her ears, and make her feel comfy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:36:31 2015 No.13561549 >>13561527 Touch ears, touch tail, touch paws, touch face, touch arms, touch legs, touch butt, touch boobies.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:37:10 2015 No.13561550 >>13561527 Cat no, I have to go to work to keep us fed and alive.

Anonymous Thu May 28 02:38:29 2015 No.13561551

>>13561403
The ghoul is distracted, and if your cum was as sticky as you think it was will be for a while. You shift your attention to the mummy still hugging your arm. Her elbows are raised in a way that leaves her armpits dangerously exposed from below. No way you’re passing that up. In some kind of lewd and playful pincer attack you grope the breast your right hand is being pulled into while reaching up with your left to tickle her exposed armpit. The result is a mix between the raspy moan you’d elicited before and a drunken giggle. The girl curls in around herself as you keep up your onslaught and you manage to free your right arm.
You keep tickling and manage to maneuver yourself behind her as she kneels, bowed under your skilled hands. If she’d needed to breathe there was no way she’d be able to, but she didn’t so you decide to keep going until she’s completely out of it. Again.

There’s something erotic about the mummy quivering against you, and between the feel of her skin and whatever was in the ghoul’s spit you’re at full mast again soon. Deciding to take a slight risk you slide down the bandages on her legs and slip yourself between her thighs. The mummy immediately stiffens, and though you still tickle her all of her laughs turn to moans as you thrust between her legs. Your earlier bout left her so drenched even with the bandage there to absorb her fluids her thighs are still plenty slick.
>Cont

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:38:48 2015 No.13561552 >>13561546 Yeah, a small cat is ticklish and a bit irritating after a while. A human sized catgirl with that same tongue but more strength?　That sounds like it will quickly chafe or rip skin.

Anonymous Thu May 28 02:39:30 2015 No.13561556

>>13561551

The ghoul’s spit is making you quick, but the curse on the mummy makes her even quicker. Your orgasm approaches faster than it should under the mild stimulation of her skin, but before you can think of busting a nut the woman under you has moaned out her pleasure repeatedly and gone senseless under your cock. As the freight train that is your peak approaches you indulge yourself by slipping your hands under the mummy’s bandages and kneading her fat tits as you paint her bandages a new shade of white.
God, that was something. You’re sticky, sweaty and there’s a hole in your pants, but you find yourself oddly content as you wobble to your feet and head to the door, leaving two undead girls in your wake. There’s a smile on your face as you open the door and—

Wake up.

You blink in the darkness of your living room. The soft weight atop your chest and gentle breathing tell you that Laura has fallen asleep leaning on you. That warm spot probably means she’s drooling some, too. It’s night again. The heat of the day is past so going outside should be fairly comfortable. You really need to decide what to do with this girl now; she’s nice enough, but a little weird and you still aren’t really sure what your relationship is going to be. What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:42:13 2015 No.13561560 >>13561556 Slip out without disturbing her and go eat some food.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:42:25 2015 No.13561561 >>13561527 Check if this is reality and if it is, be really fucking emotional about it because in this moment, something impossible and fantastic happened, so I am euphoric.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:43:00 2015 No.13561563 File: 878 KB, 1000x1360, 1425901762599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New from line 329. I'm sorry there isn't as much creepy crawly as there is a creepy MC. http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

Anonymous Thu May 28 02:43:09 2015 No.13561564

>>13561552
Think she'd be aware enough to not lick your skin off. After all, she has to use that tongue on her own human-like skin as well.

Either way, she might have a very modified or just ordinary tongue. Would have to if we take the Cat Kingdom into account otherwise it becomes true torture. Same with Kraken if she's a super accurate squid. Their suckers have teeth.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:44:09 2015 No.13561567 >>13561563 Make it up to us by drawing oomukade in a nurse's outfit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:44:53 2015 No.13561569 >>13561567 I thought you wanted the Metalhead Troll.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:44:56 2015 No.13561570 >>13561556 Go grab a bite to eat and think. She does seem nice enough. Her staying would be fine with me as long as she kept this up. Lewd dreams while asleep, and something to relax with while awake.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:46:57 2015 No.13561573 >>13561569 I think that was me, and I still do. Shit would be pretty funny. Nurse Oomukade could be fun too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:47:25 2015 No.13561575 >>13561556 I say cuddle dammit! If going out to eat wins though, we should at least bring her something back.

Anonymous Thu May 28 02:48:21 2015 No.13561576

>You will never lead a blind albino oomukade by the hand into your home and watch her awe-inspired expressions as she slowly feels her way through the rooms
>You will never teach her how to cuddle and watch her turn bright red from the lewdness that she's never experienced before.
>You will never have her beg you for kisses and headpats when you get home from work

Life hurts.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:48:43 2015 No.13561577 >>13561575 >If going out to eat wins though Oh. I meant making something to eat in the kitchen. Should definitely bring her back something if not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:48:53 2015 No.13561578 >>13561556 Let her lay down on the couch to sleep then go and do whatever

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:49:12 2015 No.13561580 >>13561573 In time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:49:45 2015 No.13561581 >>13561560 >>13561570 >>13561575 >>13561578 Okay, so we go get food. Are we letting the horse stay or what? I need more to go off of here than "I go eat a sandwich."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:51:19 2015 No.13561585 >>13561581 I chimed in with my opinion already. She seems nice enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:51:28 2015 No.13561587 >>13561581 Let her stay, go get some food, make sure to bring back/make something for her to eat too, when telling her she can stay.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:51:36 2015 No.13561588 What if, arachne who just uses her single next door neighbor for sperm slowly getting jealous and being abandoned as the raptor girl at work wins his heart?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:52:53 2015 No.13561590 >>13561588 Is the raptor a clever girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:54:44 2015 No.13561593 >>13561581 We give her an ultimatum. Either we get to ride on her back and shout "yeehaw!" or she can leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 02:59:12 2015 No.13561598 File: 36 KB, 1013x646, Nurse Nojiko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561573 I'm too lazy to do more now, so here's this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:00:14 2015 No.13561602 >>13561588 Monsters need to learn their place as cum buckets and meat toilets and not question the decisions of men.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:00:57 2015 No.13561604 >>13561598 Holy shit. It's been a few days since I actually laughed out loud. Nice job. That dick heart, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:02:55 2015 No.13561608 >>13561604 I was trying to make it into a splurt of white stuff, but then it turned into a heart shape and I rolled with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:06:47 2015 No.13561610 >>13561576 What happened to the greentext last thread? Or did it end and I didn't notice? In any case, I need more of this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:06:54 2015 No.13561611 File: 200 KB, 715x1000, YM3jlkj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to mindfix an Elf Slave! I want to buy her all sorts of cute things to wear!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:07:01 2015 No.13561613 >>13561602 Well said.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:08:09 2015 No.13561616 >>13561563 So how's everyone feeling about our humble narrator's descent into the depth of depravity?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:08:49 2015 No.13561618 >>13561602 Men need to learn their place as cumpumps and meat sticks and not to question the decisions of monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:09:27 2015 No.13561620 >>13561598 I love you alp. No homo.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:09:38 2015 No.13561621 >>13561611 That's a demon though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:10:41 2015 No.13561624 >>13561620 Just in case you didn't get it, she's showing off the effects of Oomukade venom.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:11:02 2015 No.13561626 >>13561621 But where are her horns? All I see is Elf ears.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:11:19 2015 No.13561628 File: 109 KB, 810x618, 1401921268902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can you keep your cool when a girl walks into a room with a fat abdomen?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:11:50 2015 No.13561630 >>13561626 Oh, I assure you, she's very horny.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:13:06 2015 No.13561632 >Centaur waifu tapes fleshlight to her frontside. >"D-do you love me now, anon-kun?" >You throw the divorce papers at her and whisper, "fuck off you option-less backcunt."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:13:19 2015 No.13561635 File: 292 KB, 850x1133, sample-19e51ea09e228d75d59188558336ddee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alp Adventures got updated. Hope you enjoy! http://pastebin.com/snM1duWe

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:13:48 2015 No.13561637 >>13561624 Nah, I got that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:14:24 2015 No.13561641 >>13561632 How did they even get that far into the marriage to begin with?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:14:43 2015 No.13561644 >>13561635 OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:16:56 2015 No.13561648 >>13561641 What happens in MG Vegas does not always stay in MG Vegas.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:19:43 2015 No.13561657 >>13561648 MG Vegas would be terrible. You'd step inside, spend five days in a drug induced haze, and walk out with no money and five wives. Two of them are manticores!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:20:59 2015 No.13561661 >>13561657 How is that any different from normal Vegas?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:21:38 2015 No.13561664 >>13561661 The manticores are old hags.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:22:46 2015 No.13561669 Which MG would make the best gimp?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:22:48 2015 No.13561670 >>13561628 Only literally.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:24:21 2015 No.13561674 >>13561626 >>13561626 Look a little below the ribbons.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:26:07 2015 No.13561681 >>13561669 Elf, duh

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:32:33 2015 No.13561692 File: 71 KB, 1316x994, Metalhead Troll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561598 Well here's this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:34:03 2015 No.13561694 >>13561692 It doesn't have any flowers because I was too lazy, but the absence of background and the bench she's sitting on is an artistic choice. Totally.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:35:46 2015 No.13561698 >>13561692 Oh boy. Now if I go read it that is all I'll see. Great. The hands and feet seem to be about on par though. 10/10.

Anonymous Thu May 28 03:37:47 2015 No.13561701

Here we see a manticore about to 'consume' her prey whole. The process can take anywhere for five minutes to eight hours, depending on how hungry she is. But things do not always go smoothly, even for a top man predator like the manticore.
A young manticore approaches, challenging the older resident for her prey and territory. Both begin to display their tailpussies to attempt to intimidate the other with their size while trading insults. They puff up their chests to make their busts look bigger to make themselves look more fertile than the other. This intimidation usually decides the dominant of the pair, though some bouts can last for hours. These two both appear to have equal size tailpussies and busts, and neither backs down.
A fight could injure or incapacitate either of these two mighty beasts, so they begin a different method of fighting. Their claws lock together as they spread their wings wide, and both begin to push. Their tailpussies lock together, violating each other and testing the other's skill while the match of strength continues. They will fight like this until one relents, or cannot continue.
The younger of the pair has more strength, but the skill of the mature manticore's tailpussy has sapped away her opponent's strength. The reigning queen dominates the young manticore and leaves her defeated, turning back to her frightened prey. In the distraction of defending her territory, her meal has fled. She will track him down once more, his flight only delaying the inevi-Is she looking this way?
Shit! Cheese it!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:38:15 2015 No.13561705 How mad would an albino Kurohebi get when you mistake her for a Shirohebi?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:40:23 2015 No.13561710 >>13561705 She's probably used to it. Does she talk like a sassy black woman?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:40:42 2015 No.13561711 >>13561563 Decent story. Not really a fan of this kind of Oomukade or addictive poison headcanon. But that's personal preference. It's well written enough that I can enjoy it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:41:39 2015 No.13561714 >>13561711 >addictive poison You do realize Nojiko has no means of injecting her venom into him, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:41:58 2015 No.13561715 >>13561710 >"Ooh gurl, you did NOT just call me one ah them pasty white bitches!"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:42:16 2015 No.13561717 >>13561593 No, we give her an ultimatum. She can either tell us what she's doing here. Or she can eat all of the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:44:40 2015 No.13561718 Reminder that all old hags were once young beauties and all young beauties will become old hags. The same applies ourselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:46:24 2015 No.13561722 >>13561718 So, I'll become a grizzled old man? Do I get a cool beard? Will I get love letters from younger MGs because I'm still single?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:52:12 2015 No.13561728 >>13561722 Why not? The beard depends on your genetics though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:53:06 2015 No.13561730 >>13561598 >>13561692 What a polymath.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:53:52 2015 No.13561731 >>13561728 Excellent. Where do I sign up for my yare yare card?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 03:57:55 2015 No.13561744 >>13561731 You can get those at like 17.

Anonymous Thu May 28 03:59:49 2015 No.13561750

>>13561556
You’re hungry again. Did you really just sleep from meal to meal? It was already seven and I really didn’t feel like cooking, so eating out was the only option. Worming your way from under Laura was more difficult than you thought, but she slept like the dead so no matter how much you bumped her around she just grumbled, found another comfortable spot and started snoring again.

There was a pretty decent burger place down the street, so you walk down and order two burgers and fries. Then you remember what the horse said about only eating vegetables and fish sticks and have them change one of those burgers to a fish sandwich.

>cont. Fucking character limit

Anonymous Thu May 28 04:01:11 2015 No.13561754

>>13561750
The lights are on when you make it home with the steaming bag in your hands. You expect to find Laura rooting around in the kitchen or watching TV or something, but she meets you at the door instead, wringing her hands and looking woefully uncomfortable.
“U-um,” she stutters, “I just wanted to say that I’m really sorry for being a bother! Thanks a lot and I’m going to go now!” The centaur makes to walk past you, but you plant yourself in the doorway and give her your patented blank stare.
“Can I get past?”
“Nope. I just bought food, come on.” Laura looks surprised, but edges backwards as you move forward anyway. You dig into your burger while Laura nibbles at hers, peeking at you over the bun frequently.
“So I was thinking,” you begin to break the awkward silence between you, “You don’t have to leave. It… gets quiet around here.” The centaur stares at you wordlessly and you feel yourself babbling to fill the quiet. “I mean, my schedule is weird and I don’t get to talk to many people so having someone around might be nice, you know? And, uh, you’re cute too even though you did break into my house and all.”
“You’re really weird.”
“Huh?”
“Maybe that’s why you don’t hate me.”
This is a completely different girl from the one you talked to last night. She feels so much more vulnerable and withdrawn. She also seems a lot more together; did a night of sleep make that much difference to her?

And I'm going to cut it off here for now while I think about what to do with this and get some sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:01:37 2015 No.13561755 >>13561744 What are the 40+ equivalent?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:02:11 2015 No.13561757 >>13561755 Damnkidsgetoffmylawn.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:03:52 2015 No.13561760 File: 279 KB, 640x384, 1369184224906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561754 AMAZING AS ALWAYS THANK YOU

Anonymous Thu May 28 04:03:55 2015 No.13561761

>>13561722

>Living in a world full of MGs
>You weren't sure how but you lived life without getting raped or dragged away by Mamono and had relatively little contact with them.
>You ponder how differently things might've turned out otherwise.
>You did have a couple of different kinds of MGs you would've liked to "waifu" back in the day
>Currently though you live in a city where they are commonplace
>And it seems you've gotten a bit of a reputation.
>You have a feeling your beard played a part in it somehow.
>Younger Mamono, several years younger, sometimes walk up to you, muster up their courage and think that you're cool, badass or other similar things.
>You've gotten a few letters with a heart sticker on the back of them made out to a "Mr. Anon"
>It strikes you as uncanny that the kinds of Mamono praising you or giving you things just happen to be the same kinds of Mamono you took a liking to when you were younger.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:04:22 2015 No.13561762 >>13561755 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHUSkyslMQ

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:04:25 2015 No.13561763 >>13561757 What happens if a fox lays down on it and gives me that fucking smirk and half-lidded eyes?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:04:36 2015 No.13561764 >>13561610 The guy died

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:06:29 2015 No.13561766 >>13561754 Alright, thanks for continuing it, man. I dislike centaur types, but she is still pretty cute.

Anonymous Thu May 28 04:06:40 2015 No.13561767

>>13561714
It's a very minor gripe, but after making sure that I wasn't just imagining it was mentioned. it is mentioned in entry 4. Not just addictive, but very addictive. I think it does a disservice to them as a whole to establish that. It gives people something imaginary to complain about that's not even in their profile. It came from a few grimderp greentexts and to me it's on par with mentioning bonnet wearing lizardmen when I see it. Not that they need that to have their poor reputation. They're gloomy rape trains after all.

Again, really minor thing actually. But it did bother me when I came across it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:09:00 2015 No.13561769 >>13561761 Man being a DILF takes the fun out of MILFs. Go find a GMILF to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:10:36 2015 No.13561773 >>13561767 Nigger, you don't even know how addiction work. Sugar can be addictive. If it makes you feel good, the right personality can get addicted to it. Whether or not the withdrawal symptoms are purely mental or physical is besides the point.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:10:47 2015 No.13561774 >>13561767 But I don't care about the profiles, and it being addictive is important for the plot. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:13:18 2015 No.13561776 >>13561774 It's fine, I get that. I already said I enjoyed it nonetheless even if I didn't care for the interpretation.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:13:42 2015 No.13561777 >>13561754 Hooray for Nightmare. We need more Nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:13:58 2015 No.13561778 >>13561773 I can vouch for that damn sugar stuff. Was a pain to get myself to stop drinking tons of cola each day. It's why I don't drink alcohol, I'm pretty sure I'd kill myself somehow.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:18:09 2015 No.13561785 >>13561776 Interpretation?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:18:21 2015 No.13561786 >>13561761 >Being a CC for your favorite monstergirls. I cannot be trusted with this power.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:20:00 2015 No.13561788 >>13561786 >"Huh? You're interested in me, kiddo? Aren't I too old for ya?"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:21:30 2015 No.13561793 >>13561786 The power to make a young anubis tail wag at a whim? The power to make a were-cat purr with just a simple heat pat? The power to make a mermaid swoon as you princess carry her around town without tiring?

Anonymous Thu May 28 04:22:27 2015 No.13561796

>>13561773
It's a good plot device, but it's not mentioned as a part of her gimmicks at all. It's fine if you don't like venom, but be upfront about that in general instead of saying you don't want to get addicted. When it's not even mentioned or explored.

And as someone who used to be fat and a big sweet tooth. It's your hormones going out of whack due to becoming insulin and leptin resistant. Not the sugar itself. It's not comparable to some magical neurotoxin which we don't know the side effects of.

Anonymous Thu May 28 04:22:47 2015 No.13561798

>>13561563
>Looks at hand
>"I'm so fucked up."

>>13561786
I wanna see two CCs trying to flirt
>"A-are you sure you wouldn't want a younger girl. You could get one, easy."
>"Nonsense, you're plenty young and beautiful, I on the other hand, am jut an old man."
>[Ara Ara intensifies]
>[Yare Yare intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:23:47 2015 No.13561799 >>13561785 I think 'portrayal' is the word I'm looking for here.

Anonymous Thu May 28 04:24:59 2015 No.13561800

>>13561796
Yes but sugar is the stimulus that provokes that chemical reaction, much in the same way normalfags get addicted to social media.

Again, anything can be addictive so long as it provokes a desired reaction, it is utterly comparable to "some magical neurotoxin which we don't know the side effects of."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:25:24 2015 No.13561802 >>13561798 >I'm so fucked up Indeed, but he has barely even started yet. >>13561799 I see. Well I'm still sorry about it, but I don't think I'll change that at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:26:55 2015 No.13561806 File: 296 KB, 686x650, 1431390973620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561761 >>13561722 If your already getting old why not just go full wizard? You resisted this long wait a bit longer and true arcane power will be yours.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:28:22 2015 No.13561810 >>13561806 Only if you never fapped

Anonymous Thu May 28 04:31:08 2015 No.13561814
File: 293 KB, 2000x1000, tmp_19612-14052161802231996374872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Miia will never wrap you up
>she will never carefully insert you inside herself
>she will never start moving slowly with her eyes locked to yours
>you will never have slow passionate cuddlesex for hours
>you'll never stop sometimes to just hold her close
>you will never hear her heavy breathing and feel her heartbeat
>you will never climax at the same time after hours and fill her womb with your seed
>you will never fall asleep in each others arms

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:31:40 2015 No.13561815 >>13561788 >>13561793 Really, if almost every girl of the species I liked had the hots for me, I'd pretty much be a slut, fucking all the ones I could.

Anonymous Thu May 28 04:31:51 2015 No.13561816

>>13561793
>Head pat a young Hellhound
>"You'll be a great mom someday. When you find the guy of your dreams; the one you know you want to spend forever with, remind of every day of how much you love and cherish him."
>And then you casually stroll away.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:34:08 2015 No.13561822 >>13561816 Well duh, how is she going to dom someone twice her age?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:35:25 2015 No.13561825 >>13561822 Why don't you teach her instead of being a faggot?

Anonymous Thu May 28 04:35:38 2015 No.13561826

>>13561800
So is holstaur milk. Point is, you don't know what it'll do if you are addicted. If it's mental or physical.( It might be a weird benign thing that's hardly addiction at all.) How much it would take for someone become addicted (could be a whole fucking lot in a single day). If the Oomukade would hold back if there's such a risk....

And so on.

My issue with these things is that you people tend not to like addiction, and yet you'll go for the worst possible route. Not even a little bit of things to soften the blow if you're already filling in the blanks yourself.

Don't like addiction? Doesn't mention addiction? Why ruin it for yourself by assuming addiction?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:37:31 2015 No.13561829 >>13561826 To be fair I did say the venom is "very powerful,very addictive", but that info the MC got off the internet so it might as well be just bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:37:36 2015 No.13561830 File: 188 KB, 707x1000, 1375393644042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561816 >DILF sexually frustrating all the young Monstergirls >he's too willy to get raped Amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:37:47 2015 No.13561832 >>13561826 >you don't know what it'll do if you are addicted. This isn't really the point man. The point is you're addicted. Addiction is bad. It's dependence on something other than yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:38:47 2015 No.13561837 >>13561830 >Pic You're reminding me of Hummingbird-chan anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:38:54 2015 No.13561838 >>13561832 Please don't get upset. If you people start a shitstorm because of this story, bad things will happen to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:39:01 2015 No.13561839 >>13561832 Okay. Keep reading. I really would like the last part addressed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:40:07 2015 No.13561840 >>13561837 She's way bigger then that, but I could totally see cute Hummingbird daughterus being that size.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:40:29 2015 No.13561841 >>13561829 >>13561838 It's a discussion that's come up before regarding venom in MGE. Don't worry about it. I'm fine with how you wrote your story Alp. I don't expect you to change anything, just because some small things didn't suit my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:41:27 2015 No.13561842 >>13561830 >>13561837 >>13561840 >Hummingbird-chan daughterus Maybe someday.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:41:39 2015 No.13561843 File: 137 KB, 800x566, a98c94390f0c2515699a4e734c8c3df5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561837 Good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:41:42 2015 No.13561844 >>13561840 I know, 2 feet high is a good height too. Imagining the daughterus really will give me diabetes though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:42:45 2015 No.13561845 >>13561840 Oh god. I want it so bad. Just walk around with them on my shoulder as they grow up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:43:56 2015 No.13561846 File: 1.13 MB, 980x1500, 4823923fb5214f358b7a0cb4cd80dc00.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pocket monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:46:41 2015 No.13561850 >>13561845 >>13561844 >falling asleep with a pile of fuzziness on your chest >tiny sippy cups >tiny everything >don't even need those weird baby holsters just use your MANLY SHOULDERS The Best

Anonymous Thu May 28 04:47:46 2015 No.13561851

>>13561838
It ain't your story man, it's more an issue with venom and toxins in threadcanon in general.

>>13561839
I didn't address it because what's the point. All addiction is bad, regardless of the severity, it all has potentially unforeseen, far reaching risks. You're picking apart straws here, you issue was "Guys it's not addictive," now It's changed to "Guys the addiction isn't really that bad."

>Men injected with this poison experience a rush of pleasure around the place where they were bitten at that very moment, and their bodies lose all strength. In fact, the poison is so potent that even if they don’t do anything for a while, the man will continually experience an intoxicating pleasure at the place where he was bitten.

This shit sounds hardcore to me. The shit it would have to fuck up with your body to produce this effect can't be healthy, and getting addicted to it can only be worse. Not to mention you couple the venom with the sex that would almost invariably follow, addiction could happen real quick.

Anonymous Thu May 28 04:49:32 2015 No.13561854

>>13561832
>Addiction is bad

Which is why I think some of us are baffled when you insist a monstergirl's venom is addictive. I have a feeling KC didn't have addiction in mind for most of his poisonous monsters.

If it's so bad why are you insisting it has to be that way?

I have read mellodramatic stories about addictive healing potions before. It's interesting but just because it's feasible doesn't mean it isn't some fan-canon. Otherwise every other RPG would feature addiction to basic healing items.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:49:56 2015 No.13561856 >>13561851 And this is why nobody loves creepy-crawlies. They stink, they make you into an addict, and they do both on purpose because they're pure evil and don't deserve any love or affection, ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:51:08 2015 No.13561858 File: 131 KB, 500x625, 945b0d41ca800b8567185e173d3f451b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561846 How small are we talking here?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:53:16 2015 No.13561861 >>13561858 How does she get your dickings?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:54:17 2015 No.13561862 File: 129 KB, 707x1000, tmp_7601-14049816077511428867549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561858 I want to hot glue a tiny monstergirl!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:54:56 2015 No.13561863 >>13561861 Who says I dick it? It's obviously for sorting pocket change. Besides, this >>13561862 works.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:55:15 2015 No.13561865 >>13561861 >dicking the moe

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:56:00 2015 No.13561867 >>13561856 So oomukades are being treated like mantises now? I shiggy AND diggy over the mistreatment of the two.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:57:14 2015 No.13561871 File: 58 KB, 1000x707, 5e8df1c7f32cb19f0441bc6078f408bd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561858 Real small.

Anonymous Thu May 28 04:57:46 2015 No.13561872

>>13561851
>now It's changed to "Guys the addiction isn't really that bad."

No I didn't. If you bothered to keep reading I asked why you folks didn't soften the blow if you're already filling in the blanks with this sort of thing. I just listed some examples.

I also introduced variables that can change how things play out. Like if you can get addicted quickly. Just because you think "addiction could happen real quick". Doesn't means someone else would. That's headcanon, because this isn't expanded upon at all.

My major point is why you feel the need to headcanon it at all if you don't like the addiction.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:59:10 2015 No.13561875 >>13561871 Look at the widdle pantsu! She can't even wear them though...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:59:28 2015 No.13561876 >>13561867 I've really started to hate threadcanon. If they don't get the moe treatment or stupid meme joke then they get this shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:00:29 2015 No.13561878 >>13561867 Poor Mantises. I recommend reading Viridian Ninja if you like them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:00:58 2015 No.13561879 >>13561876 It's all just for shits and giggles anon, don't take it seriously.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:04:06 2015 No.13561884 >>13561876 As long as you can write (or convince someone else to write), threadcanon can be easily changed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:04:46 2015 No.13561885 >>13561878 That story Seafoam did was pretty good for Mantis fans, too. Was actually the first thing I read from him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:05:41 2015 No.13561889 File: 1.22 MB, 3496x4960, 70972a46bbc6e572077826b934279a8f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish to give Doll-chan the first tears of happiness in her life.

Anonymous Thu May 28 05:06:51 2015 No.13561890

>>13561854
>when you insist
>implying I'm the only one

>KC didn't ave addiction in mind
KC never has anything in mind beyond churning out waifu archetypes. Of course his hug box doesn't take shit like addiction into account.

>Healing potions
Come on man, likening that to this is like likening food to healing potions. Feasible sure, but no one considers it. This is home made ecstasy in venom form.

>Why are you insisting it has to be that way
First up, if you don't want the realism of addiction factoring in to your headcanon, sure. Whatever. However, when people are engaging their brains and considering how believable a story or setting is, don't come here with that shit. Not every one likes a hugbox.

>>13561872
>Why would I put bad things in a setting
Really man? I can only look at a hugbox where nothing bad ever happens so long before I just roll my eyes and go "this is complete dribble". Because that isn't how the real world works, and you want some sense of realism. Because if it's too fantastical and its some utopia where everything is perfect, not only does perfection mean nothing, but it becomes hard to engage with the story. It becomes un-relatable. It's there to instill a sense of risk, danger and consequence. To give dark to light. To add a realistic complexity.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:16:17 2015 No.13561895 >>13561884 Seconding this suggestion. I should write again. I felt compelled to write the few things I did because I was assblasted at the threadcanon of some monstergirls I liked.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:27:18 2015 No.13561912 >>13561884 Or at least ignored. Works wonders when you have some decent stuff to fall back on during threadcanon faggotry.

Anonymous Thu May 28 05:28:12 2015 No.13561914

>>13561890
>First up, if you don't want the realism of addiction factoring in to your headcanon, sure. Whatever. However, when people are engaging their brains and considering how believable a story or setting is, don't come here with that shit. Not every one likes a hugbox.

I'm not saying you have to go in the other direction of saccharine happiness. Just don't pretend it isn't headcanon or that it's really adding much to a compelling story. You have a fucking giant rapist centipede who is imprisoning you forever. You don't even need addiction to make it dark or portray just about everything else realistically.

Also, it's arguably more more engaging to play with possible addiction and using that for drama than to say you quickly and inevitably become addicted to something. Grimderp is called grimderp for a reason.

It's fine if you want that for storytelling.

I think most of the arguments I've seen regarding venom or similar issues are about why you wouldn't waifu one or the main reason someone dislikes X monster is a headcanon reason. That's where it gets weird to me. Not everyone is going to share that headcanon so it should be common sense to be as objective and conservative as you can when talking about said monstergirl's waifu viability. Everyone has the profile to go on. If someone wanted to they could find some vaguely defined thing on another monstergirl and warp it into something undesirable as well. It could even be a relatively 'tame' one.

If someone removed that bad thing that they headcanoned they're suddenly not shit. It's just jarring to dislike a monster for headcanon things.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:31:01 2015 No.13561918 So wait, this addiction thing is supposed to be a bad thing? Because the idea of someone kidnapping me and caring about me enough to get me addicted to something that comes from their body so I love them back is giving me a really hard erection

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:34:02 2015 No.13561923 >>13561918 If we're taking the addiction thing literal, you'd both be addicted to each other due to the husband's saliva-venom. This is of course always overlooked if it makes things shittier for the protagonist.

Anonymous Thu May 28 05:36:50 2015 No.13561927

>>13561914
>Just don't pretend it isn't headcanon
I don't tho. It just gets accepted as thread canon cause we all know KC can't write for shit. You fall back on what you know when the source material is too vague and stupid, and you know shit like this to be addictive.

>Also, it's arguably more more engaging to play with possible addiction and using that for drama than to say you quickly and inevitably become addicted to something
Yeah of course, no one said it should be "oh, you got a drop, you're a junkie for life." I just said it would be likely for addiction to be able to set in swiftly.

>I think most of the arguments I've seen regarding venom or similar issues are about why you wouldn't waifu one or the main reason someone dislikes X monster is a headcanon reason.
Not my motive at all. >>13561918 just like this dude, I'd gladly get addicted on my waifu. Just because we both know its bad wouldn't stop us. I do unhealthy shit all the time.

I'm not saying they are shit because they turn you into a junkie. I'm just saying that they have the potential to turn you into a junkie. Generally speaking, you accept that if you waifu a girl who produces venom. Don't mean they're shit.

Anonymous Thu May 28 05:37:02 2015 No.13561928

>>13561918
Really, your fate is kind of the same either way. You're a clingy Oomukade's lover forever and she'll never let you go. Some would like to have this without being literally addicted. I don't really think it makes a difference in the long run when you have an Oomukade wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:38:26 2015 No.13561930 >>13561918 It's called opinions. Also, opinions are not necessarily fetishes. >captcha just asked me for the first time to pick out street signs My my, we're slowly moving on to AI-chan's next lesson!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:39:05 2015 No.13561933 >>13560815 >Ryu, Scylla, Unicorn, Youko, Apophis >10 Keeping all but horse pussy Wizard lair a best

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:39:33 2015 No.13561934 >>13561927 I see. That's fair enough. I'm not thinking of you then, but I know at least one anon accepts these sort things as their headcanon and dislikes certain monsters because of it. It's kind of weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:40:04 2015 No.13561935 I'm going to apologize again for this Oomukade venom addiction thing. I'm going to go change that right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:40:26 2015 No.13561936 File: 84 KB, 358x400, 8574c4631cc30cd84a99e08b41b43fc1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561930 I wish there were more cute Google-tans.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:41:39 2015 No.13561938 >>13561930 It's really terrifying how fast they're making it learn. It feels like yesterday that they where making us teach it how to read the numbers on people's addresses

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:42:16 2015 No.13561941 >>13561935 Stop right there, Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:42:35 2015 No.13561942 >>13561935 Please don't Alp. I don't want to feel I bullied or pressured you into it. That was never my intention when I brought it up. It was just feedback about how I felt when reading the story. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:43:24 2015 No.13561944 >>13561941 >>13561942 Too late. Already changed "A very powerful, very addictive one" to "A very potent one". Now we can stop this silly argument and talk about happy stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:44:05 2015 No.13561946 >>13561930 She told me bleach was a drink

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:48:08 2015 No.13561950 >>13561944 Nooo! It was just threadcanon discourse! Don't make me feel autistic! >tfw you probably are I guess we can talk about how slutty we are for dragons or something. Post dragons.

Anonymous Thu May 28 05:50:01 2015 No.13561952
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>>13561938
>>13561930
Guys, GUYS, I think there's a massive conspiracy here. I mean, it might be logical for 4chan to implement a feature to prevent bots, but they easily could have used something else instead of Google's Captcha. It's not hard to use something else. So here's my idea. Get this.

4chan has a huge user base. Google's AI learns best by training on a huge data set. Where else to get that data set than a website where thousands of posts are made each day? My theory is that 4chan is in cahoots with Google. They have agents planted within the system. It may even be one of the reasons moot left. It all makes sense now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:50:35 2015 No.13561953 File: 1.57 MB, 2000x2000, 1400397519616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561950 I can do that. Now I'd hate to be labelled as some kind sniffy-smelly pervert, but do you think Dragon girls have a good sense of smell?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:51:14 2015 No.13561955 >>13561952 Well, ya

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:51:36 2015 No.13561957 >>13561952 What does this mean for us?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:52:09 2015 No.13561958 File: 67 KB, 410x600, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never date a Kunoichi with scopophobia

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:52:45 2015 No.13561960 File: 1.70 MB, 1600x1600, 6f1cfdbcbb91953c99e8f19021a3d0c6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561957 We're just cogs in the system. We're unknowingly contributing to the glorious botnet waifu future.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:53:41 2015 No.13561963 >>13561958 YEEART

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:55:21 2015 No.13561967 >>13561960 No complaints.

Anonymous Thu May 28 05:55:42 2015 No.13561969

>>13561953
Of course. It's useful for all sorts of things.

Like sniffing out treasure, and pheromones. Pheromones especially. Just from a quick sniff she can tell what you've eaten, has an idea of how you're feeling, if you're sick or not, and whether that virgin boy sacrifice is actually a virgin.

Truly remarkable. I bet some old dragons can use it to tell if others are lying.

They also love the smell of sweat and sex. If you're not careful she'll probably spend an hour sniffing your crotch and taint.

Anonymous Thu May 28 05:57:08 2015 No.13561970

>>13561960
>Monster girls appear
>They're all wearing Google Glass
>Normies are turned off by their monster features
>Neckbeards would would otherwise be shoving each other out of the way in a race for a waifu are violently opposed to them
>"And then he said "Fuck your botnet, bitch!" and slapped my glasses off my face before walking away. What's a botnet and why did he tell me to fuck it?"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 05:57:26 2015 No.13561971 >>13561969 Good, good. This is why certain Black Dragons have been known to give boys in common use baths before sex. Because they can smell the other bitches.

Anonymous Thu May 28 05:58:11 2015 No.13561972

>>13561958
>her scopophobia will never turn into scopophilia when it's you who does it
>you will never give her tiny orgasms just by staring into her eyes intently
>she will never develop a dependence on your stare and become desperate and clingy, and stick to you whenever you come back to her after a few hours of not seeing her

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 06:01:54 2015 No.13561975 >>13561970 Wonderful. More waifus for me. I'd rather Botnet-chan though. She's just my type.

Anonymous Thu May 28 06:04:57 2015 No.13561977
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>>13561971
You know it. It's why they're insistent on washing the boys themselves. It's always some spot they missed, they'll tell you. Inner thighs, the nipples, behind the knee, the back of the neck, the buttocks. They'll thoroughly scrub every inch until they're satisfied. Then once she's finished she dirties him up again by marking the boy as her own.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 06:05:52 2015 No.13561980 >>13561977 It's like you're trying to get me to write something lewd here.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 06:06:47 2015 No.13561982 >>13561977 Please elaborate, with very deep details, on the part where you explain when she "dirties him up again by marking the boy as her own."

Anonymous Thu May 28 06:12:06 2015 No.13561988

>>13561982
Not him but isn't it obvious? After she's done getting the stench of bitches and whores off of him, it's time for sexy times, and do you have any idea how much a Dragon can sweat during sex? They're producing the heat of their internal fire constantly, making their body temperatures unusually high all the time, and that is going to affect not only her but the boy too, getting them all hot and bothered even before they start any strenuous activities.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 06:15:08 2015 No.13561993 >>13561988 >I need more fap material please

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 06:16:25 2015 No.13561998 >>13561993 I'll write some more Rhea & Willis eventually, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 06:17:40 2015 No.13561999 >>13561998 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 06:19:01 2015 No.13562003 >>13561999 It's going to be a while though. Maybe weeks. Find something else to fap to in the meantime.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 06:21:34 2015 No.13562007 Is anyone else noticing the captchas are becoming little by little more complex and different? It used to be that I was getting just cake. Now I just got one that asked for birthday cake.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 06:22:20 2015 No.13562008 >>13562007 Our little girl is learning. Succuvirus when?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 06:24:28 2015 No.13562015 >>13562007 I got that a while ago and it accepted regular cake. It also says "pasta or noodles" instead of just pasta now. Shits weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 06:25:32 2015 No.13562018 >>13562007 >>13562015 I'm more impresses it's asking the questions in my own language.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 06:26:34 2015 No.13562020 >>13562007 For me it's asking me for 3 pictures instead of 2

Anonymous Thu May 28 06:29:19 2015 No.13562025

>>13562008
Soon™.

In all seriousness. This could be some really useful stuff. I can't wait for it to be merged with computer vision so robots know and are intelligently aware of the environment (as opposed to naively). We could totally get robutt waifus through this. Also look at DTAM, SLAM, object and planar detection. We're getting there.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 06:36:05 2015 No.13562038 >>13561635 >more Alp Adventures sweet

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:02:05 2015 No.13562069 Ded as fuck. I mean, I guess it is early on a Thursday.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:04:17 2015 No.13562071 >>13561858 Cheese Bandit caught red-pawed. Sentenced to tickling and forced to wear a maid outfit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:05:14 2015 No.13562072 >>13562069 I'm just cooking and lurking, well, it's like this on the mornings/midday around here

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:11:47 2015 No.13562083 File: 224 KB, 1000x753, tmp_20496-14016090451871428867549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562069 I'm at work Only able to post between filing out reports And I'm also busy fantasizing about cuddling with Miia

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:12:20 2015 No.13562085 >You will never encounter a Tomoko Lilim

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:14:24 2015 No.13562088 >>13562069 I got a feature length presentation to make in 5 hours and I haven't even started making the content.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:19:43 2015 No.13562098 >>13561846 >>13561858 >>13561862 >>13561871 Tiny MGs are so nice. I just want to play with them and keep them in my pocket or on my shoulder. Huh. 4 posts without needing to fill anything out.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:21:17 2015 No.13562101 >>13562085 >Implying Tomoko would be a monster as high-ranking as a Lilim. Not just a lowly Imp.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:22:14 2015 No.13562102 >>13562088 Just record yourself jacking off to monstergirls and then have some bullshit commentary track about how this is a representation of why capitalism is killing America. And then end it with 20 minutes of footage from 9/11

Anonymous Thu May 28 07:29:56 2015 No.13562107

>>13562101
No, she has to be a Lilim.
>You, the Hero of Eldridge, Slayer of Demons, arrive at the Lilim queen's castle
>You fight through her defenders
>You kick in the door to her throne room and shout "Fiend! I have come for you, face your death!"
>You notice she's not sitting on her throne like you expected
>She's hiding behind it and peeking out at you
>"Uh, I um, I-I, um, well, um... c-c-can we not, um, uh, f-fight?"
>You feel defeated, the wind has been stolen from your sails
>Despite being a high ranking demon, you just don't have it in you to slay such a pathetic creature

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:32:35 2015 No.13562109 >>13562107 That's not how it works anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:33:49 2015 No.13562111 I want to join the Varangian Guard and scare the shit out of MGs and proper Paladins alike! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x-5ZkTMyMc

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:41:32 2015 No.13562115 >>13562111 >tfw I have the business card to a Varangian Guard reenactment group I need to check that out some time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:43:12 2015 No.13562117 >>13562111 Call on the warriors, Varangians unite. Dethrone the Emperor the gods want us to fight. Remember the good times when we were young and full of pride? The uprising begins, the palace burns, head for the storm with us or die.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:43:37 2015 No.13562118 >>13562115 >Varangian Guard reenactment group I didn't even know that was a thing. Do it, man. Sounds like fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:48:03 2015 No.13562121 File: 100 KB, 586x542, A classic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing nerds? ...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:49:31 2015 No.13562124 File: 727 KB, 700x990, 1432813771465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562121 Thinking about how YOU'RE A KID NOW YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:49:48 2015 No.13562125 >>13562121 A shame? that wouldn't work with MG dolls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:51:51 2015 No.13562126 >>13562121 >that image >those normalfags Also, I want to do things to dolls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:52:05 2015 No.13562127 >>13562121 Listening to music, thinking about making food and wondering what I should do today.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:52:21 2015 No.13562128 File: 2.68 MB, 1730x2500, 1431663763199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562124 why is kraken so best girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:53:08 2015 No.13562129 >>13562127 Same thing we do every night

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:53:53 2015 No.13562130 >>13562121 Finishing the dish I was making

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:55:03 2015 No.13562131 >>13562129 Argue like a bunch of children?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:55:22 2015 No.13562132 File: 612 KB, 805x963, 01 (3).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562124 SPLATATATATATATATATATATATATATOON

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:55:47 2015 No.13562133 >>13562131 We don't argue that bad in night threads

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:56:12 2015 No.13562135 >>13562129 Play total war?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:57:36 2015 No.13562136 File: 397 KB, 560x787, 46.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So where is new KC girl? Is he ded?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:57:50 2015 No.13562137 >>13562131 >>13562135 Try to take over the world

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:58:25 2015 No.13562140 >>13562129 Fap furiously to friendly feral fantasies?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 07:58:30 2015 No.13562141 >>13562137 Go back to plotting brain.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:01:27 2015 No.13562145 >>13562136 He got captured by ISIS.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:06:17 2015 No.13562153 >tfw my consistent subtle spamming has influenced anons to accept and even support my fallacious idea by their own will

Anonymous Thu May 28 08:11:48 2015 No.13562160

There is a tiny monstergirl of your choice. She is six inches tall (monstergirls such as lamias will be significantly longer, but their human part will remain in proportion with a humanoid monstergirl of six inches).

Do you put her elasticity to use and fuck her like an onahole, bloating her with your semen until her belly is full and rounded?

Or do you cum on her repeatedly, rubbing her whole body with your shaft even as she grinds against it to get herself off, enveloping her in so much pearly goo that she can swim in it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:13:22 2015 No.13562163 >>13562160 Can't I just have her on my shoulder like a pikachu? Does it really need the dicking?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:16:07 2015 No.13562169 File: 9 KB, 315x268, seat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Christina Hansen Baphomet who catches non-pedo scum on CC dating sites and turns them into righteous lolicons!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:18:52 2015 No.13562176 File: 448 KB, 500x500, 24b2d9f8efeb1626ebae4c26ac6813c7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562163 This. Don't even think about dicking the pocket monster girls. They're too precious for that shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:19:42 2015 No.13562177 >Holstaurus Mayor. >Dorf discussion. >Being a DILF. >Tiny MGs. >Doll MGs. I think this thread is off to a good start.

Anonymous Thu May 28 08:23:34 2015 No.13562182
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>>13562160
Can't I do both?
If I have to choose one I want the second one.

>a tiny lamia will never wrap around your dick and work it with her snake tail while teasing your weak spots with her mouth grinding on your shaft
>you'll never tell her you're ready to cum
>she'll never then position herself, mouth open, right over your urethra
>you will never blow your load down her tiny little snake throat into her tiny little snake tummy
>it will never be too much and spill all over her, covering her in your semen while she has a face of pure bliss

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:25:11 2015 No.13562185 >>13562169 >she tells them to take a seat >in the next moment she jumps on their lap and forces herself onto them with a kiss >what follows is so lewd it'd make a succubus blush >the show is a huge hit with flat chested monster girls around the world

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:26:13 2015 No.13562186 >>13562177 And now I'm reminded of that dead anon who used to summarize these threads. Great.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:27:14 2015 No.13562188 >>13562186 I forgot that was a thing Fuck I miss that

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:29:44 2015 No.13562194 >like dfc >everyone always assumes im a lolicon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:31:00 2015 No.13562198 >>13562194 >tfw

Anonymous Thu May 28 08:35:07 2015 No.13562206

>>13562160
I'd like both. If I had to choose I guess I'd go with the onahole option, as long as she was as elastic as a fairy or something.

>>13562185
I would probably watch that. Probably be pretty funny. Who would lead it if it were the other way? A Holst? They don't seem normally aggressive enough to do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:37:09 2015 No.13562209 File: 789 KB, 688x1800, Abuse the loli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster is the most bullyable for you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:38:12 2015 No.13562213 >>13562194 I like tall, slender girls. Also tall, hourglass girls and shortstacks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:39:13 2015 No.13562214 >>13562209 Lilim

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:39:32 2015 No.13562215 >>13562206 >Who would lead it if it were the other way? A Wight. Decent sized breasts and an ass to kill for, they're pretty much the best example of mature woman. Plus they have the abilities to break a man pretty easily.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:39:37 2015 No.13562216 >>13562209 Something dumb and with a lot of pride, it's who I usually tease.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:41:18 2015 No.13562219 >>13562209 None. Because I'm not a meanie, so I don't bully.

Anonymous Thu May 28 08:43:14 2015 No.13562220

>>13562111
>>13562117

>"What news, Brother?"
>You cross your arms and cast an eye back the retreating form and the vast host arrayed behind you.
>Knowing so many tongues had brought some level of tedium to your life. You'd much prefer to speak with steel and anger, but when your brothers bade you trade sounds with the enemy, you did without complaint.
>You give your friend a raised brow and a little smirk.
>"They implore us to 'Lay down our arms' and 'Submit to their will'."
>"Really now? And how do we respond to their magnanimous proposal?"
>Your eyes scan across your ranks.
>Woad-painted savages from distant Albion.
>Ferocious raiders from the frozen North.
>Hardened men of the Rus.
>Ash-skinned fighters from the South.
>The fiercest men from all corners of the known world, united under a banner red as blood and black as night.
>...There was only ever one appropriate response.
>Your eyes meet your friend's again.
>Your little smirk becomes a feral grin.
>"Yes..." Your grin is infectious, he grows one too as he raises his axe. "YES."
>The air is torn asunder by the warcries and curses of your brothers and the smashing of shields as he does so.
>Laughing now, you draw your own weapon.
>"Come, Brothers! They have us outnumbered this time, THOSE POOR BASTARDS!"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:43:45 2015 No.13562221 >>13562209 Hobgoblin. >Make fun of her size >Slap around her breasts and call them useless meat >Tell her you didn't know Holsts could be that short >The sound of "jiiiiiiii" can be heard as her Goblin worshippers spy through a crack in the door

Anonymous Thu May 28 08:49:29 2015 No.13562228

>>13562163
I suppose you could go without dicking her. But she'll need to get off somehow, and this big, new world she's been introduced to isn't so well suited to her.
How will you accomodate her? Where will she sleep, and use the bathroom? She can't just go in the sink, after all, and climbing up to the toilet would be impossible for a wingless or non-spellcasting monstergirl. Would you think up a method of transport for her so she doesn't have to rely on you?

Y'know, a story about a tiny monstergirl would be interesting. Potentially cute and funny, too.
I can imagine Anon being accosted by a tiny, haughty, squeaky-voiced dragon-girl (the pouty one in that picture comes to mind), who tries to subdue him with her incredible strength. It goes quite well when she can drag him about by one arm, but stops the moment he pulls her away with his other.
Then she tries to use her devastating fire breath to instill fear into him, but he just licks his finger and presses it to her mouth to stop her.

Or maybe something about a tiny anubis, because Anubisfucker has done something to my head in an attempt to assimilate others to his tastes.
She could treat Anon like a big dumb giant, while he acts like the deadpan straight man to her hijinks. She's always standing, head held high, on the top of his own head. Barking out orders and marvelling at the world and technology around her which the "giants" have built, despite being so slow and and dumb.
She'd order him to remodel his house to suit her, and he'd humour her, and it wouldn't stop until the whole home is filled with anubis-scaled furnishings and scafolding, like K'NEX rollercoasters and tub-sized swimming pools. Maybe she could take one of those toy-soldier parachutes and go skidiving or parasailing on days off, with her big strong giant giving her the altitude and speed needed to carry out those activities.

I feel like I'm thinking too small here, ironically enough. Tiny monstergirls have a lot of potential, it seems.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:51:08 2015 No.13562231 File: 65 KB, 599x927, Cupid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 'Tention!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:51:39 2015 No.13562232 >>13562231 HOT DAMN

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:51:57 2015 No.13562233 File: 172 KB, 715x1000, 1432817517793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562209 Goddesses

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:54:17 2015 No.13562237 >>13562231 KC found a way. The pink arrow is obviously for love/lust but what is the black one for? Also this must be the weapon he was talking about.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:54:35 2015 No.13562239 >>13562231 >grown up Houri

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:55:22 2015 No.13562241 >>13562239 The best kind of Houri.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:56:40 2015 No.13562246 >>13562237 I guess the black arrow is to break apart couples or do that curse that prevents all love.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:56:57 2015 No.13562248 >>13562231 Oh my

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:57:01 2015 No.13562249 >>13562231 Well, this isn't furry but >>13562239 They look so alike I thought he made a re-design for a second.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:57:39 2015 No.13562252 >>13562239 >>13562241 Who?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:58:14 2015 No.13562255 >>13562237 Lust/demonic energy for instant monsterization Probably

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:58:25 2015 No.13562257 >>13562246 >break apart couples If so I can see yandere potential with a cupid getting jealous of a human woman and stealing her man.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:59:40 2015 No.13562261 >>13562231 I assume this is the Valkyrie version of Houris. Does that mean that there will be Dark Horuis and Dark Cupids?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 08:59:54 2015 No.13562262 >>13562246 >NTR: the monster girl

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:01:08 2015 No.13562266 >>13562255 Nah, that doesn't seem like something the Chief God would allow. >>13562255 >>13562237 It's probably to deliver does 'Never find true love' curses the Eros profile mentions.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:01:43 2015 No.13562270 >>13562262 More like shipper the monster girl. >"No, go away these human x merrow couple is a true otp, don't go fallin for that cockatrice"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:02:57 2015 No.13562272 >>13562270 Why can I only think of her as a fujoshi now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:05:26 2015 No.13562276 >>13562231 How the fuck is this a monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:06:28 2015 No.13562278 >>13562276 It isn't, and that's wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:06:53 2015 No.13562280 >>13562276 It has four wings in the back? Still more monster parts than Pharaoh.

Anonymous Thu May 28 09:06:58 2015 No.13562281

>>13562272
Because you're following suggestions on a blank slate.
And cupid looking down and pairing up couples is a thing that already happens a lot

>>13562276
How is Selkie a monster girl
How is Houri a monster girl
How is Angel a monster girl
How is Valkyrie a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:07:11 2015 No.13562284 >>13562276 She has wings, that's enough monster features for angels Or you want MGQ-like angels?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:07:18 2015 No.13562285 >>13562272 >Fujo cupid that uses her arrows to Alp men Panic.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:07:33 2015 No.13562286 >>13562276 Same way a houri is or an Amazon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:07:46 2015 No.13562288 >>13562276 >2015 Kenkou The question is did he really spend the whole month doing this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:08:31 2015 No.13562289 >>13562284 KC could probably find a way to make them look attractive

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:09:19 2015 No.13562291 File: 127 KB, 650x442, a4093d103226e2cee1c6b1ae2cdcca78.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be male CC or DILF material for monster girls with an Electra complex!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:09:29 2015 No.13562292 >>13562276 Much more monster than fucking witches

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:09:30 2015 No.13562293 >>13562280 >>13562284 She doesn't have wings, look closely That's just strips of cloth made to look like wings

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:09:31 2015 No.13562294 >>13562276 KC has became even more vanilla than he used to be recently with the exception of the furry incident.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:10:47 2015 No.13562295 >>13562291 I'm already there, just minus the monster girl part ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:11:16 2015 No.13562297 >>13562276 Anything with succubi essence is a monstergirl Non-corrupted elves are not monstergirls, corrupted elves are monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:11:56 2015 No.13562298 >>13562293 Don't see it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:11:56 2015 No.13562299 File: 128 KB, 800x1175, best end.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562291 Cool

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:12:51 2015 No.13562302 >>13562231 Is that a beret? >remove kebab

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:13:18 2015 No.13562303 File: 409 KB, 1067x720, 1392223637428.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562297 >Non-corrupted elves

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:13:25 2015 No.13562304 >>13562298 Look at how the "wing" loops around and how it attaches to her outfit beneath her boobs

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:13:37 2015 No.13562305 >>13562231 I am pleased by this. Very, very pleased. Two nice ones in a row.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:14:26 2015 No.13562308 >>13562298 Look at her left arm. The fabric under it connects to one of those "wings", so it's actually coming off of her chest rather than from her back.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:16:05 2015 No.13562310 File: 105 KB, 500x741, remove.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562302 Yeap, looks like a beret >Cupid with a french accent

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:16:13 2015 No.13562311 >>13562294 Dunno why people think KC is such a huge vanillafag He just happens to be doing vanilla: the faction right now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:17:13 2015 No.13562314 >>13562294 And that's great. I hope he keeps going like that. Just, you know. Without the furries.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:17:56 2015 No.13562317 >>13562231 I'm putting up a Witcher Contract for this bitch. I want her alive.

Anonymous Thu May 28 09:18:40 2015 No.13562318
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>>13562304
>>13562308
So, does that mean that Valkyrie also has fake wings because she has the same feathers in her headband/helmet thing?
Do angels have some of those fake wings they put on kids for shows and costumes.

Anonymous Thu May 28 09:21:27 2015 No.13562324

>>13562318
Well, we know that KC likes the idea of monstergirls adorning themselves in pieces which they shed. Dragon-type monstergirls have clothes made of their own scales, and so on.
I suppose it could go either way, but asking KC would be the only way to be sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:21:49 2015 No.13562327 >>13562318 Speaking of Valkyries, anyone have a good idea as to why a Valkyrie would be living the life of a mercenary on the mortal plain?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:21:50 2015 No.13562328 >>13562294 >check KC's site >There are new decent Cait Sith pics in the spotlight >Cait Sith has more fanart than most other MGs Noice

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:22:21 2015 No.13562329 >>13562209 Whatever Dreulla/Mari is >'I-I'M AN ALL POWERFUL BEING' >Chop her head

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:22:34 2015 No.13562331 >>13562327 Because Odin fired her?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:23:25 2015 No.13562336 >>13562331 So what did she do to piss off one-eyed Anthony Hopkins?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:23:32 2015 No.13562337 >>13562331 You mean the Chief God

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:23:41 2015 No.13562338 >>13562327 Hero she was supposed to protect died and she was kicked from Valhalla?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:24:46 2015 No.13562342 Really loving this recent ultra cosplay tier trend. Some of the best designs KC has ever done.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:25:25 2015 No.13562345 >>13562327 She's hoping love can bloom on a battlefield.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:25:38 2015 No.13562347 >>13562328 Yeah, the furry fanbase is bigger than the monster girl fanbase by far. It's the reason CoC got hijacked.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:26:09 2015 No.13562349 >>13562345 Hmm, nah, I want her to be a villain, see.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:26:33 2015 No.13562351 >>13562328 I noticed that too. Cait must be one of the top most popular ones among Japanese. Gotta hope that wouldn't really affect him.

Anonymous Thu May 28 09:27:10 2015 No.13562352

>>13562327
Valkyries get assigned to Holy Knights and chosen by the Chief God to defeat the Demon Lord or to other great Order heroes and must accompany through their adventure on the mortal plain.

If the hero eventually fail in his quest or abandons it she will still need the duty of staying with him, corrupted or not, and he could look for work as a mercenary and have her accompany him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:27:50 2015 No.13562354 >>13562352 >Chief God >Demon Lord Nope.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:28:34 2015 No.13562356 >>13562354 What is that supposed to mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:28:57 2015 No.13562357 >>13562356 It means I won't do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:29:38 2015 No.13562358 >>13562349 I dunno then, maybe she gets her rocks off from killing? She's close to falling or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:30:04 2015 No.13562360 >>13562357 You won't do what?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:30:46 2015 No.13562362 >>13562358 That's edgy and shallow, I was hoping to do better than that. >>13562360 Write anything that has anything to do with those things.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:33:06 2015 No.13562367 >>13562362 Oh. Well you could just write about the second part then. have the hero assigned to her already given up to his task and have her follow him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:33:26 2015 No.13562368 >>13562362 Ok, then have her be looking for something/someone. Shit I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:34:56 2015 No.13562370 >>13562367 >have her follow him But she's already the leader. >>13562368 Looking for a worthy foe to get an honorable death in battle, maybe. Guess that's enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:35:08 2015 No.13562372 >>13562327 Hero complex and genuinely thinks being a merc will help people. Have her be picky about what jobs she hates and have a ruthless streak if she finds out she was used for less than honest reasons and it could work.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:35:43 2015 No.13562373 >>13562231 Just noticed the Charon braid

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:36:08 2015 No.13562375 >>13562372 >about what jobs she hates Takes even, I need more sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:36:17 2015 No.13562377 File: 441 KB, 516x584, THIS IS MY TURF YOU SLUTTY BROWN TART!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562231

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:37:01 2015 No.13562379 >>13562370 >But she's already the leader. Well, have him not give a damn about leadership, the same reason he abandoned his quest. Or have him be dead. Since she can't go back to heaven she has to do something. >>13562372 This seems good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:37:40 2015 No.13562380 >>13562377 Get outta here low rank chipper slut. Gotta make way for tall and serious.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:38:36 2015 No.13562382 >>13562362 Her hero protege died while he tried to save ungrateful humans and she became bitter because of that. If she is leader make her Big Boss of her own Outer Heaven

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:40:52 2015 No.13562383 >>13562382 >her own Outer Heaven They're more like MSF in that they're an army without a country. I'll work out the dead hero angle.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:41:02 2015 No.13562384 File: 259 KB, 519x335, I will FUCK YOU UP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562380

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:43:31 2015 No.13562387 >>13562384 not with that stance and unfocused look.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:44:01 2015 No.13562388 File: 347 KB, 1280x720, 7643e8cba45bc896285b78c4aadeb4ab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So... I get this was a mayor disappointment?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:44:50 2015 No.13562389 >>13562388 >mayor Diamond Joe Quimby himself hated it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:45:20 2015 No.13562390 File: 77 KB, 202x286, I meant that I will LITERALLY FUCK YOU WITH MY LOVE VISION.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562387

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:49:33 2015 No.13562395 File: 228 KB, 320x180, chocolate popsicle.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562388 No, it was awesome My favorite hentai of all years

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:50:27 2015 No.13562396 >>13562395 noot noot

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:51:38 2015 No.13562397 >>13562395 I will never like this duckface selfie thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:52:17 2015 No.13562400 >>13562395 ayyy lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:52:19 2015 No.13562401 >>13562395 That popsicle doesn't look very good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:56:32 2015 No.13562407 File: 141 KB, 960x540, shota.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562388 >No shotashit castration scene Shit adaptation Literally the only scene I looked forward to and they skipped it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:57:33 2015 No.13562408 >>13562377 >>13562231 Why both of them have berets?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 09:58:54 2015 No.13562409 >>13562388 Yes. I watched it without knowing what was about expecting snu snu and I got shotashit and duckfaces

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:00:40 2015 No.13562415 >>13562209 Alps, as always

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:01:16 2015 No.13562417 File: 199 KB, 801x601, Blood Type Blue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562408 Because reasons anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:02:05 2015 No.13562420 >>13562388 That's the name of this one?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:02:12 2015 No.13562421 File: 2.00 MB, 1113x1600, 005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562407 Just as bad as the 'Milk Party!' adaptation, or would you say worse?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:02:58 2015 No.13562422 >>13562276 I want KC to make a Vasharan monstergirl just to drive people like this nuts

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:04:26 2015 No.13562423 I want to ask cupid to be my traveling companion over that stuffy paladin!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:09:51 2015 No.13562435 >>13562421 >'Milk Party!' adaptation What's wrong with that? It was pretty meh/below average but I wouldn't call it bad

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:10:15 2015 No.13562436 >>13562407 Christ anon...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:14:54 2015 No.13562445 File: 471 KB, 1148x800, 1f41d5c341ab38fcbdb92edc31c18570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562423 How about a baka paladin who's too much of an airhead to be stuffy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:16:17 2015 No.13562448 >>13562445 Nah, cupid seems to know what she's doin anyways.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:28:12 2015 No.13562488 >>13562407 Kill yourself

Anonymous Thu May 28 10:32:34 2015 No.13562501

>>13562231
Considering she's THE angel of love, she doesn't look very enthusiastic. What's all that about?

Also why are all the Eros demons brown? I liike chocolate as much as the next anon, I just don't understand it.
It's like KC started off with legit 'Indian Summer' brown Gandharva, and then for some reason he's forgotten to change pallets when he changes mythologies.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:33:10 2015 No.13562502 File: 121 KB, 670x953, thor-001-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thor. Monster or Order aligned? Take in mind that he is the only god to have the title 'Friend of Man/Humans' in the Poetic Edda.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:33:59 2015 No.13562508 >>13562488 >liking shotashit Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:34:06 2015 No.13562509 >>13562501 Eros aligned monster girls in MGE are all brown. Don't ask why.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:35:47 2015 No.13562514 >>13562488 >>13562508 >inciting people to commit suicide Kill yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:36:05 2015 No.13562518 >>13562508 >liking castration Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:36:19 2015 No.13562521 >>13562501 >Considering she's THE angel of love, she doesn't look very enthusiastic. She's a punch-clock angel and she's extremely overworked with all these monsters falling in love around her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:38:20 2015 No.13562526 People, please stop telling other people to kill themselves! Charon doesn't like to work hard!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:39:39 2015 No.13562530 >>13562521 I want to rub her back and shoulders after a long day

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:42:00 2015 No.13562535 >>13562514 >not inciting people to commit suicide >not helping the world with overpopulation problem Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:43:21 2015 No.13562538 >>13562521 >>13562530 >Cupids are lonely overworked paycheck-employees who's work is to get other people to fall in love with while Horuis get to have all the fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:44:16 2015 No.13562541 >>13562535 >Helping the world Kill yourself

Anonymous Thu May 28 10:44:26 2015 No.13562542

>>13562521
>Cupid gets home, strips off her work clothes and opens a beer
>sinks into the couch next to her husbando
>"how was work today?"
>"same old shit, worst part is that those lovey dovey couples don't even realise that I helped them"
>her husbando spends the rest of the night being extra kind to her, this happens at least once a week

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:44:35 2015 No.13562543 >everyone just killed himself ded thred

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:46:54 2015 No.13562546 >>13562543 It's ok though, I can have my skeleton post for me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:47:15 2015 No.13562548 Please keep telling each other to kill yourselves! Orin needs more corpses for the fire!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:47:35 2015 No.13562549 >>13562541 >not helping the world Kill yourself, egoist scum

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:48:07 2015 No.13562550 >>13562546 >a lich will never resurrect you to have you shitpost on hbg for her while she works

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:48:36 2015 No.13562552 >>13562542 Poor girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:50:09 2015 No.13562557 >>13562501 Yeah, she looks pretty emotionless for a goddess of fucking love in a lovey-dovey setting Even MGQ cupid looks more enthusiastic

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:51:15 2015 No.13562561 >>13562549 >Being part of the world >Not glorious 2D master race Kill yourself, 3D scum We dimension war now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:52:43 2015 No.13562564 File: 370 KB, 813x813, What the fuck do you wigwams think you're doing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All right, what the hell did I just walk in on.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:53:12 2015 No.13562566 >>13562564 Thursday

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:56:06 2015 No.13562572 >>13562566 Thursdays are pretty bad, aren't they? Especially in the morning and afternoon. I wonder why

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:56:29 2015 No.13562573 File: 138 KB, 640x848, You know who it is you damn wigwam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562566 Don't get snippy with me or I'll turn you into a shota and mindbreak you so hard that you'll think I'm your mother.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:56:37 2015 No.13562574 >>13562564 A cult suicide where no one wants to go first.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:57:04 2015 No.13562576 >>13562564 Kill yourself, worst heavenly knight

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:59:54 2015 No.13562581 >>13562573 What if that's my fetish?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:01:01 2015 No.13562582 >>13562548 Orin is getting Kittens

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:01:16 2015 No.13562583 >>13562573 Slimeslut please, It was a serious answer. >>13562572 I've still got money on it being Australians.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:01:48 2015 No.13562584 >>13562573 ...acceptable. But only if she's nice to me after the mindbreak

Anonymous Thu May 28 11:02:50 2015 No.13562587

>>13562557
I could actually get behind it if it's as anons have suggested and she's a kind of "Always the bridesmaid never the bride" depressive.
So she jobsworths around, a cauldron of subtextual jealousy and depression, until someone hits on her personally and she goes deredere.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:03:55 2015 No.13562592 >>13562582 Dead kittens?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:04:21 2015 No.13562594 >>13562231 noice

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:07:06 2015 No.13562601 File: 263 KB, 864x668, 1432825626998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562592 Hell kittens

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:09:09 2015 No.13562606 >>13562601 Anon has best waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:10:15 2015 No.13562610 >>13562601 >Hell kittens Fucking A. Now I got a werecat with hellhound's palette on the brain

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:10:30 2015 No.13562612 >>13562601 Yes. Great taste >>13562592 Nope just more hell kittens like her

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:11:40 2015 No.13562617 >>13562610 The infernal template is nice

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:13:51 2015 No.13562628 >>13562502 I'm sure Thor would be monster aligned, since working with the Chief God means having to kill humans to quell their population.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:15:25 2015 No.13562632 >>13562628 Thor would be Thor aligned

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:15:40 2015 No.13562633 >>13562610 >>13562617 Where's 2Pfag when you need him?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:16:00 2015 No.13562636 >>13562632 Hammer is not an alignment.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:16:49 2015 No.13562641 >>13562231 Huh, reminds me of Sion with that silly hat and braid.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:16:57 2015 No.13562642 >>13562502 Marvel Whor wouldn't serve either, she'd just be good-aligned and help those in need

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:17:44 2015 No.13562645 >>13562636 You've never played with a barbarian

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:18:51 2015 No.13562648 >>13562642 So neutral?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:21:00 2015 No.13562655 >>13562633 >Hell Jinko's >Celestial Wurms I love templates.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:30:49 2015 No.13562675 What happens between serial woman-killers and monster girls? Other than sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:43:03 2015 No.13562715 >>13562675 The monster girl calls the cops because being a serial killer is a crime.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:43:35 2015 No.13562717 >>13562655 Those sound scary. >>13562675 Sexual healing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:47:01 2015 No.13562736 >>13562655 >Celestial Wurm Is this is a group of Wurdmams?

Anonymous Thu May 28 11:49:20 2015 No.13562743

>>13562675
They get Shirohebi'd
>What are you doing with that whore, Anon?
>Am I not good enough?
>Does my body not satisfy you any more?
>You aren't supposed to stab these filthy sluts, Anon, they aren't good enough for your knife.
>You're only allowed to kill me, Anon.
>Only me.
>OnlyMeOnlyMeOnlyMeOnlyMeOnlyMeOnlyMeOnlyMeOnlyMeOnlyMeOnlyMeOnlyMeOnlyMeOnlyMe

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:49:24 2015 No.13562745 >>13562736 Yep. One has a split personality One has a twin sister One looks damn fine in a dress And the final one wants to be a gundam.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:50:04 2015 No.13562748 >>13562745 I AM A GUNDAM! PEW PEW!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:51:26 2015 No.13562753 >>13562745 >Ali is a Houri Because terrorists, get it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:51:32 2015 No.13562756 >>13562743 >>You aren't supposed to stab these filthy sluts, Anon, they aren't good enough for your knife. Strangely hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:51:43 2015 No.13562759 >>13562748 >Setsuna wurm is still stoic except during battle where she's making little "pew pew" and jet noises under her breath.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:52:43 2015 No.13562763 >>13562753 I believe that I get it. Graham is a Lizardman

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:53:39 2015 No.13562766 I'm probably the only one who likes Chimaera

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:54:04 2015 No.13562771 >>13562766 No you're not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:56:31 2015 No.13562777 >>13562766 I like her too, even with the shoulder-pads.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:56:35 2015 No.13562778 >>13562766 I like the multiple personality gimmick, but not her body. Not a fan of fur or scales.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:57:28 2015 No.13562782 >>13562766 I want a Chimaera that's a mix of P'orc and Grizzly girl. Womanbearpig

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:58:29 2015 No.13562785 >>13562766 I like her, the switching personality thing is nice and her design is interesting to say the least. She seems more popular in Japanese fanfics but moonrunes get in the way of enjoying that. She needs art for sure.

Anonymous Thu May 28 11:58:58 2015 No.13562788

>>13562766
I don't.
Sing her praises to me, anon, maybe you can convince me she's worth my time.

(iirc someone once claimed the Japs fucking love her; supposedly the fanfic section on KC's site is full of chimaera stories, with tail-snake blowjobs as far as the eye can see)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 11:58:59 2015 No.13562789 >>13562771 >>13562777 Oh. I love the multiple personalities, and her body, and her cute ears, and her big strong arms, and her beautiful fluffy legs, and her tail...

Anonymous Thu May 28 12:06:04 2015 No.13562809

>>13562788
>supposedly the fanfic section on KC's site is full of chimaera stories, with tail-snake blowjobs as far as the eye can see
That guy here, that's not quite true
What I claimed was that she's a bit more popular than I thought she was, and that people seem to enjoy having her do weird stuff in fanfics, because her design is so out there anyway. But there's only one fic featuring snake tail blowjobs, and one other with snake tail analingus. Also, note that I say "weird" by the standards of what people here would consider weird. Only very few stories on that site ever go full /b/ tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:07:01 2015 No.13562812 >>13562789 Close to perfection yes, and there's a damn Dragon thrown in - she really couldn't get too bad in any case.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:07:05 2015 No.13562813 >>13562809 >/b/ tier I meant to say /d/ tier, silly me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:11:27 2015 No.13562829 >>13562809 Were you also responsible for reporting their love of Roper asspussy penetration? DEM JAPS, MANG

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:12:30 2015 No.13562834 File: 817 KB, 785x1098, Lot of fetishes for a hired image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562576 >Worst We both know that isn't true.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:13:38 2015 No.13562841 >>13562829 Yup. But, again, that was hardly in ALL the fics. I was just surprised that it was a lot more common than I expected. And besides, isn't that sort of thing kind of obvious with a Roper?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:14:20 2015 No.13562844 I want to perform terrible, genetic experiments to mix a jinko and a yeti for chuff cuddles.

Anonymous Thu May 28 12:15:19 2015 No.13562846

Rather than being sad or indifferant to the lack of popularity Chimeras have how about we try and think of ideas for them. What about one that's part cow/tiger/lizard/bird
>Horns and breasts of a holst
>Wings on her back
>Lizard tail
>Tiger fur on her arms and legs with the pattern being incorporated into her wings
It's probably a monstrosity but hey at least I tried.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:16:21 2015 No.13562849 File: 412 KB, 1000x1280, 1414558095723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh-oh! She fell asleep outside! Whatever will happen to her now? There's all kinds of perverts out there!

Anonymous Thu May 28 12:17:09 2015 No.13562852

>>13562844
Well, that guy posted a polar bear making a pretty similar noise the otherday, so you could try a polar bear girl before going all mad scientist. Not that I would ever actively discourage Yeti love, but it might suit you better?

>>13562849
Cover her up and sit next to her. Can't leave her there alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:17:27 2015 No.13562853 >>13562846 Pretty sure making the arms and legs the same would be a bit bland I'd say tiger arms and ears, and then either bird, dragon or cow legs

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:17:30 2015 No.13562854 File: 299 KB, 765x1024, 88bd5630b045533829905d70146eae4b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562766 I like more the original version.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:17:59 2015 No.13562856 >>13562849 Aw why isn't she so cute and vulnerable looking. I just want to Put my coat over her and sit by her side to make sure no one has any funny ideas.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:18:56 2015 No.13562857 >>13562852 >>13562856 I bet you're perverts with a fetish for this kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:19:10 2015 No.13562858 >>13562853 >dragon meant lizard.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:19:13 2015 No.13562861 >>13562849 IRRUMATE RRUMATE RUMATE UMATE MATE ATE TE E

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:19:23 2015 No.13562862 >>13562853 >cow legs I like this idea. I was thinking tiger legs/arms would be a bit too close to a jinko with extra parts thrown on anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:19:55 2015 No.13562863 >>13562852 But think about the science Anon! All the muscle of a jinko and the cuddling nature of a yeti. Next you'll tell me I shouldn't mix an apophis and a cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:20:10 2015 No.13562864 >>13562854 Where do you put it in?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:21:36 2015 No.13562869 >>13562864 Anywhere you want, they all like it just as much.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:22:38 2015 No.13562871 >>13562864 She probably has a pussy for each of the "bodies" even though they're all part of the same monster.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:23:21 2015 No.13562872 >>13562857 I'd like to sit next to her and let her head fall to my shoulder so I can pretend she's my loving wife as long as she sleeps.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:24:16 2015 No.13562876 >>13562871 Does that make three, or four pussies? Can you impregnate all of them at once?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:24:37 2015 No.13562877 >>13562872 I bet you'd smell her hair and brush it behind her muscular cow ears, wouldn't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:24:59 2015 No.13562880 >>13562809 Damn, I wish I could read the runes just to get my hands on some nice, simple-hearted smut and waifujerk that doesn't plunge into good-bad fighting crap or try to fix anything. That and the MGC concept can sometimes tire.

Anonymous Thu May 28 12:25:45 2015 No.13562882

>>13562857
A fetish for helping people? Well, I guess in a way.

>>13562863
You know, Yeti are actually really strong as is. They don't have the same definition as a Jinko would, but their physical strength actually gets mentioned. A mix of the two would be real strong. And love nothing more than cuddling and helping. Ok, I guess I can see what you mean. I would still try a polar bear first though. They need more love.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:26:11 2015 No.13562884 >>13562877 I'd nuzzle it with my arm wrapped around her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:26:25 2015 No.13562885 >>13562880 >that doesn't plunge into good-bad fighting crap There's quite many darker and more serious stories on there too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:27:35 2015 No.13562888 >>13562884 >She nuzzles back, sleepily murmuring husband as she does. >>13562882 True they are good but I'm here for science. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to mix a familiar with a hobgoblin.

Anonymous Thu May 28 12:28:57 2015 No.13562891

>>13562880
> some nice, simple-hearted smut and waifujerk that doesn't plunge into good-bad fighting crap or try to fix anything
We have plenty of that, it just never gets any exposure in the threads because the other stuff is so much easier to angrily shitpost about.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:29:16 2015 No.13562892 >>13562876 >spoiler Oh god that thing's probably a baby factory. Each one giving birth to the kind of monster it's based off. Knock up the snake part and you'll have a Lamia daughteru for example.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:30:34 2015 No.13562899 >>13562888 >>She nuzzles back, sleepily murmuring husband as she does. NTR alert! Better kiss her cheek too before her husband comes looking for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:31:23 2015 No.13562905 >>13562899 >Implying she isn't dreaming about having a husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:32:39 2015 No.13562909 >>13562899 She has no tag or ring or anything. Unless there is something I'm missing, she isn't married.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:33:01 2015 No.13562910 >>13562892 >Knock up the snake part and you'll have a Lamia daughteru for example. With or without arms? I suppose then the goat part makes weresheep weregoats, the lion part makes lion werecats, while the lion pussy makes flightless sphinxes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:34:08 2015 No.13562915 >>13562910 >With or without arms? Probably with arms seeing the "tail" has them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:35:59 2015 No.13562922 >>13562899 >not leaving a bastard for cuckhubby to raise Anon pls, don't be a pleb

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:37:19 2015 No.13562928 File: 975 KB, 598x800, 4484fa72a13dae10aa90e0ae71fb137c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562915 Oh yeah, hadn't noticed. I thought it didn't had arms since 'Thomas'.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:38:22 2015 No.13562933 File: 69 KB, 611x548, 1430747790629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Y'all a bunch of degenerates!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:38:52 2015 No.13562937 >>13562849 >Whatever will happen to her now? Sunburns

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:39:07 2015 No.13562938 >>13562933 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:40:12 2015 No.13562944 >>13562933 Go away You turned into cuck in second season

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:40:41 2015 No.13562945 >>13562937 I want to watch a cute Holst squirm in agony from sunburns on the bed and cum all over her hot, red back.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:40:52 2015 No.13562947 >>13562944 GENUINE.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:42:31 2015 No.13562954 >>13562834 >slapstickstrike version Didn't know he did one of these.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:42:46 2015 No.13562956 >>13562945 I want a Holst to squirm and quiver under my touch as I rub aloe vera all over her warm reddened skin! I want to hear a Holst squeak and moan as I peel the post-sunburn dried skin off of her body little by little!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:43:48 2015 No.13562959 >>13562849 I sit next to her and rest my shoulder against hers and hold her hand until she wakes up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:44:21 2015 No.13562961 >>13562834 What is Erubetie trying to put in Luka's mouth?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:45:21 2015 No.13562967 >>13562961 That's just some j-e-l-l-o~

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:46:41 2015 No.13562971 >>13562937 >>13562945 She's under a tree, she'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:47:14 2015 No.13562974 >>13562961 Her solidified dick

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:48:46 2015 No.13562978 File: 488 KB, 1200x1600, 012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562956 I want to rub sunscreen all over my waifu so she doesn't get burnt out in the sun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:49:54 2015 No.13562982 File: 1.27 MB, 1280x800, 12a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never have ultra smug daughterus

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:50:26 2015 No.13562987 >>13562978 I want to get promoted! I'd like to drive the company car!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:51:03 2015 No.13562989 >>13562978 I don't normally like that body type but her hair and horns press my buttons. And her tan-line demands a cream-pie.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:52:09 2015 No.13562991 >>13562989 Prone creampie that gets her pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 12:59:11 2015 No.13563018 File: 92 KB, 972x934, 6728.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it an awkward moment when you walk in on your monster waifu masturbating?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:00:16 2015 No.13563022 >>13563018 Yes, it means I haven't been fulfilling my obligations to her and that I should be ashamed of myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:01:12 2015 No.13563025 >>13563018 It's a depressing moment. You obviously aren't satisfying her. Get off your fat ass and get fit, get that libido back where it should be.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:01:42 2015 No.13563028 >>13563018 I'd be hurt because I would think I wasn't pleasuring her enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:03:05 2015 No.13563030 >>13562982 >sex the loli >loli preggers >new loli pops out of old loli >sex that loli too Japan wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:03:08 2015 No.13563031 >>13563018 ...Eh, who cares?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:03:26 2015 No.13563033 >>13563018 No, it's a sign you should help her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:04:35 2015 No.13563040 >>13563018 No, it's usually followed up with "I'm ready to see you now" or "This can only tide me over for so long"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:04:39 2015 No.13563041 >>13563031 You're the reason she has to masturbate in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:04:40 2015 No.13563042 >>13563018 If anything, it's an invitation.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:05:27 2015 No.13563046 >>13563018 Wait a tic, both her hands and her tail are all in vision. What is stimulating her lady bits?

Anonymous Thu May 28 13:06:26 2015 No.13563049

>>13563018
No way - just cause she wants to get off doesn't mean you have to do it for her everytime, and vice versa between the two of you.

If my MG was as horny as me we'd both probably end up masturbating between sex to keep up with our libidos anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:06:56 2015 No.13563052 File: 177 KB, 1297x1085, dickdaughteru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563030 >not liking based preggo loli daughteru dicking Fuck off normie

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:07:12 2015 No.13563053 What would you're daughteru do that finally drives you and your waifu to disown her?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:08:57 2015 No.13563056 >>13563053 Converts to Islam.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:09:57 2015 No.13563062 >>13563041 And I am flattered, believe me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:10:06 2015 No.13563064 File: 2.55 MB, 1181x8178, bonk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rajyaki is best girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:10:07 2015 No.13563063 >>13563053 Try to sell us off to the paladins, attempt to rape me and replace my wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:10:23 2015 No.13563065 >>13563053 Anything SJW related

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:10:25 2015 No.13563066 >>13563053 Make a tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:11:21 2015 No.13563068 >>13563062 You don't understand. You're not doing your job in fucking her and she has to find other means to get herself off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:12:44 2015 No.13563070 >>13563068 Whatever man, I have important stuff to do. Ain't got no time for her vagina emergencies.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:14:10 2015 No.13563074 >>13563052 Do you have the full character sheet / family trees that this image comes from? I've been looking for it for years.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:17:50 2015 No.13563089 >>13563074 >I've been looking for it for years. Are you a retard? Google overflow family tree and it's literally first pic/link

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:24:07 2015 No.13563114 I started writing a prequel to Rhea and Willis so I could make you people feel bad for the Valkyrie. http://pastebin.com/KAZxGrEu

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:27:09 2015 No.13563125 File: 733 KB, 4958x1453, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563074 Inbreeding: the game DEEPEST LORE

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:28:35 2015 No.13563131 >>13563125 Does Tomaru Sawagoe want kids with birth defects? Because this is how you spawn Demon Children.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:29:11 2015 No.13563134 >>13563125 Nips are gonna nip I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:29:56 2015 No.13563138 >>13563125 what the flying fuck are those caps about?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:34:30 2015 No.13563149 Valkyrie/Wurm crossbreed She is a force of justice!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:35:56 2015 No.13563152 File: 228 KB, 818x643, She moe as fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562961

Anonymous Thu May 28 13:36:07 2015 No.13563154

>>13562231
Hooray for more Angels.
And this one actually has wings, thank fucking christ!

Also love the thigh-high boots.

>>13562261
Oh god I hope so.

Anyway, Vanilla Angels are sent to men who do good...
Houri seek out men who do good on their own...
Maybe Cupid'll be like a Sea Bishop? More focused on helping others find love until she spots a guy she goes Doki-Doki for?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:36:26 2015 No.13563158 >>13563114 Update for Night Terrors when?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:38:29 2015 No.13563173 >>13563158 Earlier this thread not enough?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:39:17 2015 No.13563176 >>13563149 She'd be a lot like Bizzaro. She wants to be good, but is too childish to fully control her powers and understand how dangerous she is.

Anonymous Thu May 28 13:39:23 2015 No.13563178

>>13563125
>overflow
Don't fuck with these guys
Or they will post your fapping face and info on facebook
>On April 15, 2010, roughly a month after Cross Days was released, BBC News reported on the spread of a virus named Kenzero masquerading on peer-to-peer (P2P) networks as unlicensed copies of erotic games; one of which, according to software developer SPAMFighter, included Cross Days. Users tricked into installing the virus, termed a form of "ransomware" in the report, were asked for personal information and then had all of their web history posted to a blog, operated by shell corporation Romancing Inc., for public access.

>play pirated hentai game
>have your face stolen
Such is life

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:39:28 2015 No.13563180 >>13563173 I've been busy conquering Japan. The Kikkiwa are eating the Oda so I had to launch a large offensive.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:40:17 2015 No.13563185 >>13563180 So no?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:40:32 2015 No.13563188 >>13562231 That look on her face, she probably has made millions of couples fall in love but just can't find Mr. Right.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:40:59 2015 No.13563194 >>13563185 What I mean is, I didn't see it as for above reasons.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:42:14 2015 No.13563200 >>13563178 kek, I remember that. Didn't they find one of the guys was reading fanfiction - erotic fanfiction? Erotic fanfiction of a plant? And no Alarune, a genuine house plant.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:43:36 2015 No.13563204 >>13563194 Then go read it now!

Anonymous Thu May 28 13:46:18 2015 No.13563211

>>13563176
Justice wurm always does whats right!

>Rogue Sabbath Extremists have taken Tanuki's hostage in the Ringtail building, threatening to detonate a lolibomb if their demands about smaller breasted women showing up more in local television shows isn't met.
>While the police are negotiating with them, justice wurm crashes through the top floor window.
>An explosion is heard and bad guys are beaten, loli justice wurm dropping the beaten terrorists outside before soaring off saying "Jwustice has been swerved!" in a little voice

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:46:43 2015 No.13563212 >>13563204 I am, I even closed my game out to read it!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:47:21 2015 No.13563215 >>13563211 Okay that's it, I'm adopting her until she grows back up. >>13563212 You're not actually rereading all of it like you said you would?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:49:37 2015 No.13563228 >>13563215 >"Gwow up? But I'm twenty fwour!"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:50:25 2015 No.13563232 >>13563228 Oh? Does that mean you don't want marshmallows in your cocoa anymore? My mistake...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:51:43 2015 No.13563235 >>13563046 Her nipples are just that sensitive. Or she has snake pussy like in that one doujin and its above her and she's got a pinky in there.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:52:01 2015 No.13563238 File: 80 KB, 640x480, AlPls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daily reminder to always treat your waifu with the respect she deserves.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:52:43 2015 No.13563239 >>13563232 >"Nwow don't gwo that far!" >She tears up and stars pouting at you as hard as she can, tears at the edges of her eyes and her little, fluffy wings flapping intensly

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:53:51 2015 No.13563242 >>13563239 Calm down little 'un. No matter how old you are or how big you grow, you'll always be my daughter, and there will always be marshmallows!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:54:19 2015 No.13563245 >>13563215 I am, why?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:55:12 2015 No.13563247 >>13563245 It's embarrassing if you pay that much attention to it. Did you also see my magnificent new artwork I posted after the update?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:56:18 2015 No.13563249 >>13563242 >Justice Wurm lets out a little shout of joy before wrapping around your leg and hugging it with her wings. The surest way to a wurms heart is sweets

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:56:36 2015 No.13563251 >>13563247 No, sadly. I'll go look for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:58:03 2015 No.13563255 >>13563251 Right here. >>13561598 >>13561692

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:58:40 2015 No.13563260 >>13563251 It was adorable. >Select all the drinks Ketchup is no longer a drink?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 13:59:36 2015 No.13563265 File: 969 KB, 1008x1533, 1431261175109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did everyone like this week's Mario Kart?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:03:55 2015 No.13563283 >>13563265 Snake a best

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:05:12 2015 No.13563286 >>13563154 >And this one actually has wings, thank fucking christ! Nope.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:06:12 2015 No.13563292 How do y'all feel about Elementals?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:07:01 2015 No.13563294 >>13563292 Oh no! Not the Elementals!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:07:01 2015 No.13563295 >>13563292 Indifferent.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:09:19 2015 No.13563302 >>13563292 A strong like for most. Still trying to understand the logic behind Dark Matter, though. Wouldn't mind a cute Undine, though fate seems to want me to head towards a Sylph.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:09:47 2015 No.13563306 >>13563292 I like Undine and Gnome the most out of the 4.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:09:53 2015 No.13563307 >>13563286 People keep saying that, that it's just a part of her clothes, but I look in close, and still see goddamn wings.

Anonymous Thu May 28 14:10:23 2015 No.13563311

>>13563238
>Al making fun of all the animal feet women who come into the store

>Lizard girl walks in and asks. "Do you have any heels in my size?"
>"I'm afraid we don't have anything in godzilla."
>"Well I never!"
>"Oh, did my cultural insensitivity offend you? Let me try again. GOJIRA! GOJIRA!"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:15:10 2015 No.13563327 >>13563306 I want a drawfag to draw Gnome with normal hands, just to compare which looks better

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:15:13 2015 No.13563329 File: 2.86 MB, 854x480, yandere.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What yandere MG could break the fabric of reality?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:15:35 2015 No.13563331 >>13563292 I am in love with the milk elemental.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:16:48 2015 No.13563336 >>13562231 So, KC is pandering to /k/ now? Spec Ops Cupid with Composite Bow when?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:16:56 2015 No.13563337 File: 49 KB, 376x376, reagan laugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563311

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:17:07 2015 No.13563339 File: 555 KB, 810x1200, Apsalus_big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563331 > milk elemental > nothing about lactation I'm still salty

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:17:33 2015 No.13563340 >>13563329 Fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:18:09 2015 No.13563344 >>13563329 A Lilim?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:18:25 2015 No.13563348 >>13563329 I knew this existed but goddamn. She's worse than Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:18:45 2015 No.13563351 >>13563339 That is not a milk elemental. That's some slutty dancer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:19:03 2015 No.13563352 File: 246 KB, 760x596, matter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563292 The Classical Elements belief is outdated and unscientific.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:19:58 2015 No.13563354 >>13563329 Well, that's pretty meta.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:20:42 2015 No.13563357 >>13563311 >This monster in the shop today was so fat, you can spread her mana on a bagel.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:22:33 2015 No.13563362 File: 184 KB, 1000x883, CheshilimV2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some changes, as >>13542406 suggested.

Anonymous Thu May 28 14:24:25 2015 No.13563366

>>13563354
>>13563348
>>13563340
After that she also runs cmd and installs miyuki.exe
When you restart the game, she is the only girl in it since she deleted others. Also she talks directly to the player outside of text box. From that point game is endless eight until you enter secret code
Shit is fun

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:24:42 2015 No.13563368 >>13563265 Games when?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:24:52 2015 No.13563369 Why are Wurms so JUSTICE?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:25:25 2015 No.13563371 >>13563366 That sounds awesome. Props to the devs who did that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:25:57 2015 No.13563376 >>13563369 Because the only thing that's tough enough to qualify as a Lilimbane is a Wurm who believes in good triumphing over evil.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:26:08 2015 No.13563377 >>13563292 terrible

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:26:10 2015 No.13563378 >>13563292 Dark Gnome is love. Lava Golem is love.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:26:38 2015 No.13563380 >>13563292 Lava and Rape best elementals

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:27:17 2015 No.13563382 >>13563366 Oh we need a story about a guy who starts playing some MG dating sim only for Succuvirus to infect it and fuck shit up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:27:26 2015 No.13563384 File: 725 KB, 700x817, 01 (4).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563362 Make a Ren Xiongmao Hong Meiling recolour, nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:27:57 2015 No.13563387 >>13563369 How can Wurm be justice if she isn't blind?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:28:35 2015 No.13563389 >>13563387 Because even the blind can see when you look with your heart!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:28:51 2015 No.13563392 >>13563378 Both victims of KC's weird fetish for oversized hands. Terrible shame.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:29:03 2015 No.13563393 >>13563384 Wait...that wasn't already done? This will not stand! To the Recolour cave!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:29:14 2015 No.13563394 File: 1.41 MB, 1100x1400, 01a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you cuddle with your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:29:24 2015 No.13563395 File: 356 KB, 1080x1920, wurm chan will defeat the bad guys!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563387 You think she can see out of this thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:30:34 2015 No.13563398 >>13563394 12 all day every day.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:31:11 2015 No.13563401 >>13563394 >12 God damn. I have never been so erect.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:31:12 2015 No.13563402 >>13563389 I-I see, forgive me senpai. >>13563395 Of course she can...right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:31:53 2015 No.13563404 >>13563378 You have great taste anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:32:04 2015 No.13563405 >>13563394 She looks like she's about to rail his ass in 90% of those

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:32:10 2015 No.13563406 >>13563402 OF COURSE SHE CAN. Only a really silly and somewhat stupid superhero would make a mask they can't see out of!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:32:34 2015 No.13563409 >>13563394 >12 T-That one

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:34:07 2015 No.13563411 >>13563406 Right, and since Wurm-chan is super smart, everything is gonna be fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:34:48 2015 No.13563413 >>13563398 >>13563401 >>13563409 >Not going with 10

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:35:03 2015 No.13563414 >>13563362 FEARBONER! FULL SPEED!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:35:06 2015 No.13563416 >>13563394 12 ...though 2 looks pretty interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:35:07 2015 No.13563417 >>13563394 6 / 11 / 12 I like being cuddled

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:35:36 2015 No.13563420 >>13563394 2 and 6 look fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:36:02 2015 No.13563422 >>13563394 2,4,6,8,12, Shame she's too small to do most of these.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:37:46 2015 No.13563428 >>13563394 2, 6, and 12

Anonymous Thu May 28 14:37:47 2015 No.13563429
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Hey there, handsome. Ever had the pleasure centers of your brain directly stimulated before?

It seems bad at first but it's honestly the best thing ever. Literally, it is the most pleasure you could possibly feel at one time. I do gotta go through through your nasal cavities though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:38:14 2015 No.13563432 >>13563413 What are you, a child? 12 is the only normal one, even though I'd rather not be cuddled at all.

Anonymous Thu May 28 14:38:30 2015 No.13563434

>>13563369
Because threadcanon can take a monster girl and turn it into entirely something different from the original.

The Wurm profile basically states that they are like Hroz's '100 babies dragon-girl' except for the physical differences.

But Anons dont care what KC says.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:39:05 2015 No.13563435 >>13563428 Good taste. Second.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:40:06 2015 No.13563440 >>13563432 >I'd rather not be cuddled at all You have no soul

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:40:42 2015 No.13563444 >>13563432 >I'd rather not be cuddled at all. Scum

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:41:00 2015 No.13563446 >>13563429 C-can't we just talk?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:41:06 2015 No.13563447 >>13563429 No thanks. I mean, I'll stick my dick in your pussy if you want.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:41:46 2015 No.13563449 File: 262 KB, 1394x990, 1411342194592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ohohoho! Your silly Wurms can't stop a true villain!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:42:21 2015 No.13563452 >>13563429 Hey, I'm into some ASMR and stuff but I don't think I'd be willing to go that far, sorry.

Anonymous Thu May 28 14:42:33 2015 No.13563453
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>>13563429
I want to get brainfucked by a cute Abomination!
I'd prefer it to be horrifying magic and manifest as a black glowing wisp of smoke to extend from her mouth to mine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:43:14 2015 No.13563457 >>13563449 What the fuck? I like it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:44:26 2015 No.13563459 >>13563440 >>13563444 Hey it's just a personal thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:44:45 2015 No.13563461 >>13563449 What's her power? Suffering? Worst fish ever. Even Aquaman is more useful.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:44:48 2015 No.13563463 File: 285 KB, 646x481, Humans are Flawed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So anons, how do you think you awakened to your attraction to Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:44:54 2015 No.13563465 >>13563459 No, it means you're probably a villain of some sort.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:44:55 2015 No.13563466 File: 107 KB, 800x513, wurmchan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563449 Villain! Renounce your evil ways or face justice!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:45:30 2015 No.13563467 >>13563459 Had a feeling it was

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:46:30 2015 No.13563468 >>13563453 Kaijugirls are cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:46:32 2015 No.13563469 >>13563463 Maleficent turning into a Dragon was my first introduction to the idea of a humanoid form being one with a monster, I suppose that's where it started.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:48:33 2015 No.13563474 >>13563463 Those girls you murder on God of War is the first thing I can think of

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:48:46 2015 No.13563477 >>13563465 How am I a villain? I just don't like cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:49:58 2015 No.13563481 >>13563429 Can't we just fuck like wild animals in heat?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:50:53 2015 No.13563486 >>13563463 I blame videogames. On particular example that comes to mind is in Castlevania Aria of Sorrow. There is succubus enemy that grabs and kisses you. Of course this damages you but I used to let Soma get kissed a lot back in the day.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:51:20 2015 No.13563487 File: 364 KB, 641x601, Villain or Hero, it matters not.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563466 >>13563449 Staying in the shadows, protecting your Wurm girlfriend. Even if she thinks of you as a villain, it's all worth it in the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:52:23 2015 No.13563491 >>13563487 Just switch to a gold mask and fight with her on the side of justice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:52:26 2015 No.13563492 >>13563477 Not him, but you answered your own question.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:53:29 2015 No.13563497 >>13563463 Shit I don't know, I was exposed to Monster Gilrs by cartoons as a little kid but I can't remember when I started liking them like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:53:34 2015 No.13563499 >>13563477 >I just don't like cuddling. This is probably the worst thing you could tell a Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:55:04 2015 No.13563504 >>13563463 >>13563497 Basically this. I don't remember.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:57:04 2015 No.13563512 >>13563463 Mummies Alive.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:57:36 2015 No.13563514 >>13563463 The spider girl from Beast Wars.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:59:20 2015 No.13563523 File: 438 KB, 700x933, 3562b4e2d2c9d589e93076c270b8da3a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563463 Digimon, it only spiralled out of control after that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:00:14 2015 No.13563527 File: 97 KB, 700x700, 7801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Tfw you'll never have a Centaur waifu who leans back so you can upside-down kiss her when making love.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:00:25 2015 No.13563530 File: 558 KB, 599x927, Sion Cupid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562641 DICKS Holy shit the jaggedness and artifacting in places on the base image.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:00:36 2015 No.13563532 >>13563523 I do not remember Digimon being so lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:01:36 2015 No.13563535 >>13563463 Digimon probably. Angewomon and LadyDevimon were hot as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:03:14 2015 No.13563540 File: 74 KB, 565x381, blackarachnia.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563514 I nearly forgot she existed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:04:06 2015 No.13563548 File: 161 KB, 672x1200, GuardPanda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563384 Quick one because I have to fuck off in a few minutes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:05:10 2015 No.13563553 >>13563548 I'd help her species no longer be endangered.

Anonymous Thu May 28 15:06:02 2015 No.13563558

>>13563491
She must never know the secret behind how I help fund her expensive habits.

Or that when I make my daring escapes that cause her to frown, that I come back and cheer her up to make her smile.

Truly that is the best way to protect someone's smile.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:06:13 2015 No.13563559 File: 222 KB, 480x270, They shown this at 6am.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563532 Well it wasn't quite as lewd as that but the later seasons sure had some questionable stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:06:21 2015 No.13563561 >>13563530 Best girl

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:08:08 2015 No.13563566 >>13563559 >a ten year old can have this as their partner

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:08:25 2015 No.13563567 >>13563559 She can be my digimon partner alright.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:09:45 2015 No.13563571 >>13563553 I don't think MG pandas have that problem... Still, good on you for helping.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:09:49 2015 No.13563572 >>13563463 Final Fantasy XI lamias Which made me find out about Vanadis's lamia VN Which gave me like 10 new kinks at once

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:11:40 2015 No.13563582 >>13563362 I want this, but I also don't want this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:12:23 2015 No.13563585 >>13563559 >She's touching her own breasts Oh my god think of the children

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:12:49 2015 No.13563587 >>13563378 I wish there was some decent Gnome lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:13:31 2015 No.13563588 >>13563559 What series is that? I've only sporadically watched Digimon for a long while because fuck Megazording digivolving BS. Seriously, that was even worse than humans turning into Digimon (Though I ctually liked Frontier)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:15:35 2015 No.13563596 File: 701 KB, 1280x720, 6-46_Analyzer-03_JP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563588 Fusion, she also has another form that's a bit more monstrous.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:20:55 2015 No.13563608 So is it safe to assume all the pubescent boys who end up with these creatures are fucking them off-screen?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:21:00 2015 No.13563610 >>13563596 >Fusion And now my desire for a cute Succubutt is conflicting with my extreme dislike of that series.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:21:11 2015 No.13563612 >>13563596 >That smile >Those tits This is an unholy fusion of lewd and cute. I'm more of a Ladydevimon kinda guy, but I wouldn't mind her dominating me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:22:43 2015 No.13563615 >>13563608 Has there ever even been a male character that ended up with a female digimon? for the life of me, I can't think of one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:22:54 2015 No.13563616 >>13563608 Well yeah, what else are they gonna do? Explore the magic of friendship? ...That's probably exactly what they're doing. Fuck you, friendship.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:25:09 2015 No.13563621 >>13563596 >>13563608 Doujins, this is what you exist to provide.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:25:50 2015 No.13563623 >>13563615 I only ever watched the first series but didn't the angel digimon have a male..uh...'master'?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:26:38 2015 No.13563627 >>13563463 Sailor Moon villains probably. After that most likely Digimon as well

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:28:32 2015 No.13563634 >>13563623 Nope, Gatomon was with Kari.

Anonymous Thu May 28 15:28:47 2015 No.13563635

>>13563615
What gets me is that they start off as these small animal things, and then somehow something that you'd treat like a house cat turns into something you'd chop off your left arm to impregnate.

Actually now that I type that out it seems like there's a lot of overlap with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:28:58 2015 No.13563636 File: 557 KB, 912x904, a85cadbcf9a241e4cddebdb916d6a2bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563610 Do it for her anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:29:16 2015 No.13563637 >>13563548 You are my friend

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:30:47 2015 No.13563643 >>13563635 Yeah, that's pretty much dead-on with certain parts of this fetish.

Anonymous Thu May 28 15:33:12 2015 No.13563650

>>13563463
Video games, books, movies.
I don't remember exactly the first monster girl I liked that way, but Age of Mythology, Harry Potter and some Disney movies influenced me A LOT into really liking fantasy/historical settings, while Stargate and Star Wars got me into science fiction.
That definitely had an impact on me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:34:40 2015 No.13563655 >>13563366 Is there an english version out or is that webm just an edit?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:35:38 2015 No.13563659 >>13563655 I don't think the entire game has been translated, just that scene.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:36:52 2015 No.13563661 >>13563463 Probably the Aladdin TV show episode where Jasmine becomes a lamia

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:37:39 2015 No.13563663 File: 35 KB, 523x331, ouka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563463 Digimon started it. This probably sealed it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:38:26 2015 No.13563665 File: 110 KB, 1280x720, Adorable murdercat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563636 Don't go forgetting Bastemon now. And watch the subbed version, the dub removes a lot of fanservice.

Anonymous Thu May 28 15:39:07 2015 No.13563669
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Friendly reminder that Elves are the master race. They are elevated beyond the standards of both human and monster. They will usher in a new era of enlightenment that your brutal methods cannot replicate.

You should band together with them against monster forces and then willingly surrender leadership to them once the conflict has ended.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:40:28 2015 No.13563673 >>13563663 >Someone else likes Ouka. You're my nigga anon. She's even better when you realise she's a shy glasses girl that wouldn't look out of place as an oomukade irl

Anonymous Thu May 28 15:40:34 2015 No.13563675
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>>13563463
I once went to /d/ looking for lactation porn, and I came out several hours alter with a raw dick and a slimegirl fetish.

No prepubescant cartoon weirdness for me. It was unprecedented, and it was all 4chan's fault.

I'll grant that I was maybe softened up on the concept by waifuing Aerie in Baldur's Gate, but elves hardly count.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:40:42 2015 No.13563676 >>13563669 >My name is Anonymous and I am totally not a Time Traveller

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:41:14 2015 No.13563677 >>13563669 As a traitor you're disgusting. Elves are even worse the humans.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:41:45 2015 No.13563682 File: 441 KB, 768x1024, Best Mage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563463 A combination of that one Scooby Doo movie that used to air all the time, Digimon, Yu-gi-oh, Katt from Breath of Fire II and Bleu from the same game.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:42:44 2015 No.13563687 >>13563675 I'll admit to this. I entered /d/ one time eons ago just outy of curiosity and exited with a bunch of fetishes I once never knew about nor had 4chan has corrupted me over the years

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:42:46 2015 No.13563688 >>13563669 The monsters need to win so that Elves can take their rightful place as slaves. An Elf is at her happiest when she's shackled and being raped by a man who treats her like a pet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:43:04 2015 No.13563692 >>13563665 >Don't go forgetting Bastemon now. How could I forget. And yeah, the dub version is just awful even compared to other localizations, avoid at all costs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:43:34 2015 No.13563696 File: 534 KB, 800x1177, chubbelf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elves are slender, delicate beings that define the word 'beauty'.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:44:46 2015 No.13563699 >>13563677 But they're better than traitors.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:45:46 2015 No.13563703 >>13563699 No, it's Elves>Humans>Monstergirls.

Anonymous Thu May 28 15:46:49 2015 No.13563706

>>13563463
The deep, dark age of MLP brought me here I guess. It brought me a lot of places actually, some good, some awful. As soon as I discovered more legitimate forms of entertainment I abandoned ship, but the attraction to non-humans and not-so-humans stayed.

Anonymous Thu May 28 15:47:17 2015 No.13563708
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>>13563669
>>13563688
Elves are our equals, anyone who want to submit nor slave them is my enemy.

>>13563687
>I'll admit to this
Nothing to be ashamed. I used to go to /d/ for the monstergirl threads and they were good. Now any lamia/centaur thread is a mix of futa and monsterboys

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:47:26 2015 No.13563709 >>13563703 Actually, it's Humans>>>>Monster girls>elves>>>>traitors

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:47:47 2015 No.13563712 >>13563696 >Slender Therre's enough meat o that girl to give a Holstaurus an inferiority complex I like it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:47:49 2015 No.13563714 >>13563463 I just happened across a monstergirl thread on /a/ before the migration to here, and the attraction came naturally from that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:48:25 2015 No.13563715 >>13563706 I gave it a chance once. Just once. That was the day I realized my friends were fags.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:48:27 2015 No.13563716 >There are people right now who don't want a plump lamia to wrap her soft tail around them

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:48:31 2015 No.13563718 >>13563708 You're an enemy to Elves. You deny them their true nature.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:48:44 2015 No.13563719 >>13563696 That picture doesn't match what you're saying and I love it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:49:20 2015 No.13563721 File: 169 KB, 796x820, elf shortstack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563712 No! All Elves are delicate, slender, tall figures of unrivaled beauty. Shhh, shut up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:50:09 2015 No.13563724 >>13563709 Humans=Monster girls=Elves>>>>shit>>>traitors

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:50:35 2015 No.13563727 >>13563716 >People They're not people, they're Alps.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:51:11 2015 No.13563731 >>13563724 Humans=Monster girls=Elves>>>>shit>>>traitors=HFYfags

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:51:21 2015 No.13563732 >>13563724 I guess I can live with that one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:51:33 2015 No.13563733 >>13563721 I want to lovingly impregnate her. There will be kissing and handholding involved.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:51:41 2015 No.13563734 >>13563731 fair enough

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:51:59 2015 No.13563735 >>13563721 Your words say no, but your face says, 'Grab my plump thighs, bury your face in my chest, & bury your cock in me until I'm carrying your child.'

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:52:49 2015 No.13563738 >>13563731 Nope, traitors are way more annoying.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:52:49 2015 No.13563739 >>13563715 Yeah, I was only really into it for about 6 months back in late 2011. I got the hell out as soon as the hardcore fags and autists started rearing their heads.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:53:25 2015 No.13563741 >>13563732 Sorry bud. Even if both are shit, a traitor is always the worst. That's why they get the seventh circle of hell, below even the worst kinds of murderers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:53:44 2015 No.13563743 >>13563738 For you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:56:19 2015 No.13563753 File: 111 KB, 544x572, 1432000104354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563738 >>13563741 >M-Muh humanity! >M-Muh big scary monsters stealing muh rights! >Muh Humans dindu even if they did, then It's somehow a monster's fault!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:57:19 2015 No.13563758 File: 88 KB, 620x760, 8091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you marry a nerd monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:58:14 2015 No.13563760 >>13563753 Was proving our point part of your plan?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:58:38 2015 No.13563762 >>13563731 Fair. >>13563738 Traitors sometimes can into fun tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:59:11 2015 No.13563766 >>13563758 Yes, but I'd teacher her to hide her power level first.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 15:59:32 2015 No.13563768 File: 239 KB, 403x880, cyclopsg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563758 Absorutery

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:00:10 2015 No.13563769 >>13563762 >sometimes I'm sure there is a smaller measurement of time that would be more appropriate.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:00:28 2015 No.13563771 >>13563753 God you're more annoying than a fucking redskin.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:00:46 2015 No.13563772 >>13563721 Hey there little elf. How many kids do you want? Because your body screams "All of them" Responsibility will be taken And cuddling had

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:01:01 2015 No.13563773 >>13563762 Not lately. They've started taking it way too seriously and pushing it way too hard. It's reaching pre-exodus futacat levels.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:01:05 2015 No.13563775 >>13563758 There's no way that I'd marry a nerdy Ushi-Oni who needs glasses to read properly. I wouldn't want to sit on her back and read a novel with her either and I certainly wouldn't watch the latest monster girl toku shows with her ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:01:29 2015 No.13563776 >>13563762 >Traitors sometimes can into fun tho. It's this level of stupidity that's caused traitor posting to become rampant. You can see the same thing even happening to KGA, where people are going on about how they'd hate hugs to imitate him too.

Anonymous Thu May 28 16:03:19 2015 No.13563782

>>13563773
HFY posters and paladinfags are the worst, lets not kid ourselves. Who even comes into a monster girl thread to discuss men in armor or pretend they don't like monster girls. It's just autistic and on the level of MGU.

The hilarious part is that paladins are never actually mentioned in any of the popular settings.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:04:10 2015 No.13563791 >>13563782 >we're not artistic, THEY are artistic kek.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:04:27 2015 No.13563794 >>13563782 Yeah, I never understood why Paladins are even here in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:05:11 2015 No.13563798 >>13563782 I wonder who's behing this post...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:05:45 2015 No.13563802 >>13563782 >Thinking that's what either of those things are about >Thinking paladins don't like monstergirls Traitor-kun plz. Not wanting enslavement of the human race != hating monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:05:49 2015 No.13563803 >>13563782 >pretend

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:06:29 2015 No.13563807 >>13563769 My point it's still more than zero, the latter applying to purge post. >>13563773 Well maybe. Let's see if they have enough of it in them to slow down finally and save their... uhh... anonymous faces?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:06:57 2015 No.13563810 >>13563776 >imitate I'm not convinced of that. I remember when he got banned and all his posts were deleted. I looked through the thread after. He was responsible for a huge number of posts. It looked like he spent all day on here.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:07:57 2015 No.13563818 >>13563807 >My point it's still more than zero, the latter applying to purge post. Well, if you say so, it must undoubtedly be true.

Anonymous Thu May 28 16:08:56 2015 No.13563820

>>13563791
>artistic
Might want to turn off that auto correct anon.
>>13563803
Well they'd have to be really sad or stupid to seek out a community which they absolutely hate and make it their home right? No one is that pathetic surely? The answer is they are I guess

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:10:08 2015 No.13563826 >>13563820 >auto correct I did that on purpose, smart guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:10:38 2015 No.13563828 >>13563771 Scott pls.

Anonymous Thu May 28 16:11:59 2015 No.13563833

>>13563782
>It's just autistic and on the level of MGU.
Without people hating them, shit becomes kinda stale. Without Paladins to engage in a power struggle with Monstergirls, the threads will just devolve into

>Meet monstergirl
>She fugs u
>The end

Rewritten and reposted over and over and over again, even more than it already is, even.

Anonymous Thu May 28 16:12:49 2015 No.13563835

>>13563820
You're so right. All those people who think forced corruption and enslavement is shit? They even think it's A-OK to kill shitty monstergirls and love the good ones because there's good and bad ones just like humans. Hurting a single monstergirl? They must hate them all!

Traitor-kun, you can stop already.

Anonymous Thu May 28 16:14:15 2015 No.13563844

>>13563782
Paladinfags aren't the guys that hate monster girls. Not even all the HFY posters do.

The guys that hate them are blatant shitposters who come here to stir shit up. They just use HFY arguments because it triggers people.

Paladin posting generally only happens in reaction to mindbreak or stuff like matango, roper, etc. Or smug lilims.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:14:20 2015 No.13563845 >>13563833 Too bad anon, that's how this thread works. It's only a hugbox if you agree with the hivemind.

Anonymous Thu May 28 16:14:44 2015 No.13563847
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>Not worshiping your local Kitsune Goddess of Fertility
>She becomes much more amorous when she's pregnant
>She's self-conscious about her large butt but also becomes very excited when you touch it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:15:19 2015 No.13563851 >>13563844 >Smug Lilims But how could anyone hate on best Lilims

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:15:30 2015 No.13563852 >>13563818 I never implied it isn't arguable, just stated my point.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:15:36 2015 No.13563853 >>13563844 The easy difference to spot is the inquisitor faggots always pull the 40kiddie MUH HERESY

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:15:57 2015 No.13563857 >>13563847 Fluff a shit, all hail the scaly ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:16:07 2015 No.13563858 >>13563845 >Too bad anon, that's how this thread works. Well, this explains why they're occasionally really fucking boring with all the rehashed smut I've read a million times.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:16:43 2015 No.13563860 >>13563847 I wonder what originally came in the mofu-mofu container...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:16:58 2015 No.13563861 >>13563852 Fair enough I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:17:37 2015 No.13563865 >>13563852 >Imitating a legit sperg of /a/ days is entertaining It's a worn out old joke, man. And not even a good one to start with.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:18:18 2015 No.13563871 >>13563860 Mofu-mofus, I'm guessing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:18:28 2015 No.13563874 >>13563845 And I say the hivemind can go stage 3 alp and suck my nuts.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:18:36 2015 No.13563875 >>13563835 Not even a traitor, just sick of the shit from both sides. Besides what's wrong with people liking those things? It's usually the side that hate it kicking up the shitstorms because someone dared to have a fetish.

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>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:19:16 2015 No.13563881 >>13563858 But don't you dare disagree with this thread or else they'll bitch more than a pack of Indians. Wish the Europeans succeeded at killing them off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:19:34 2015 No.13563882 >>13563847 She's gonna get squeezed, groped, impregnated, cuddled, married and impregnated again and again until there's a whole pack of fluffy demigods running around

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:20:05 2015 No.13563886 >>13563875 >just sick of the shit from both sides >shits on one side You'll forgive our confusion, I hope.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:20:46 2015 No.13563887 >>13563875 Oh, you're that autist that blames everyone else except the ones who intentionally start shit with the original posts. Good to know your opinion can be discarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:21:35 2015 No.13563888 >>13563875 >what's wrong with people liking those things? >what's wrong with forced corruption and enslavement? What's wrong with people hating that shit is the better question.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:22:18 2015 No.13563893 >>13563463 Alraunes from Castlevania. Still want to read that short story that originated their whole being.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:22:22 2015 No.13563894 >>13563881 And don't even get me started on all the "I want to impregnate X!" posts. Like, who the fuck cares? Goddamn I'm so fucking mad right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:23:00 2015 No.13563897 >>13563888 Humans are wild beasts that need to be put in place.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:23:27 2015 No.13563900 >>13563394 2 and 12 are the best

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:23:32 2015 No.13563901 Speak of the devil

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:24:04 2015 No.13563904 >>13563897 ...by even more base animals? I don't think so Tim.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:24:05 2015 No.13563905 >>13563876 What is she running towards?

Anonymous Thu May 28 16:24:35 2015 No.13563911

>>13563886
Because it usually goes
>Traitors have a fetish for corruption or wouldn't mind being enslaved
>Anti-traitors kick up a shitstorm that lasts way longer than necessary
>Traitors are retarded enough to reply
Both sides are dumb as shit but one is worse than the other.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:26:35 2015 No.13563921 >>13563911 >but one is worse than the other Sure, if that helps you calm down, we'll pretend that's the case.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:26:49 2015 No.13563922 >>13563904 By base animals you mean demigods, immortal beasts, reality warper, an many other monsters that are stronger, faster, smarter or kinder then humans?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:27:51 2015 No.13563929 >>13563911 Traitors are like this guy >>13563897 They want everyone else corrupted and enslaved too. That's why we call them traitors.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:28:18 2015 No.13563930 >>13563922 The same ones who drop everything to get spunk on their face? Yes, I am in fact talking about those.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:28:51 2015 No.13563932 >>13563904 Don't respond you silly person

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:29:54 2015 No.13563937 >>13563929 It used to be like that but recently the term has been used for anything people don't like. Like something that could be interpreted even at the longest stretch as a traitor? Someone's going to shitpost about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:29:57 2015 No.13563939 >>13563932 But anon, traitors need love too.

Anonymous Thu May 28 16:30:10 2015 No.13563941

>>13563911
Traitors demand all mankind be enslaved and corrupted. Not a village, not just them, everyone. You're fucking retarded. There's plenty of "I love kissing my Mistress's feet." that the subs do that doesn't get the same reaction because they're not trying to make everyone do the same.

And again, you're trying to misconstrue that it didn't come from the original traitor-kun himself that would go on serious rants about how humanity is terrible and cannot be saved and monsters should run everything. Modern traitors are just imitating him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:30:22 2015 No.13563943 >>13563905 Anon Sweet, delicious Anon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:30:30 2015 No.13563945 File: 310 KB, 600x903, How to deal with Charon and her dad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563548 >MFW favorite 2hu as a Ren Xiangmao >MFW still don't have the stones to do cuddlesex smut with Ren

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:30:49 2015 No.13563946 >>13563939 Traitors don't deserve love.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:31:01 2015 No.13563947 >>13563930 So what if they enjoy sex? You should be honored to have the privilege of having sex with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:32:13 2015 No.13563951 >>13563947 >They should be honored to have the privilege of having sex with us FTFY.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:33:08 2015 No.13563959 >>13563951 Don't be entitled anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:33:17 2015 No.13563960 >>13563946 Maybe, but we should still offer some. That is what makes us better than them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:33:17 2015 No.13563961 >>13563937 Other side does the same thing with HFY. Genuine traitor-kun and genuine HFY fags still exist, though.

Anonymous Thu May 28 16:33:34 2015 No.13563962

>>13563937
Bullshit. That's rare outliers. If that's true then every time humans win at anything then they get called HFY. So it's all the same.

>I want to join the Order then defect to the monster side and make my garrison fall, watching them all be raped and turned
That's genuine plain old traitor-kun

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:34:17 2015 No.13563965 So since paladin's and maledom just causes a shitstorm should they just be banned?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:34:20 2015 No.13563966 >>13563959 And they are not? Truly, a traitor's word has no value.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:34:46 2015 No.13563968 >>13563941 >the original traitor-kun himself that would go on serious rants about how humanity is terrible and cannot be saved and monsters should run everything Hmm, I'd like to read this guy. Not even necessarily sympathizing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:35:22 2015 No.13563969 File: 47 KB, 625x626, 12312412341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563965

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:36:00 2015 No.13563976 >>13563965 That shit didn't work on /monster/ and it won't gain any traction here either. Take your bait elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:36:16 2015 No.13563980 >>13563965 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:36:37 2015 No.13563982 >>13563965 Don't be such a faggot, everything causes a shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:37:00 2015 No.13563987 >>13563966 They work very hard to make us happy and all they ask for in return? Our love, obedience, and for us to give them children. What have you done for them?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:37:03 2015 No.13563988 >>13563965 Nah, the shitstorms are too fun. Also, quit yo baitin'.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:37:09 2015 No.13563989 >>13563968 >go to /a/ archive >search for traitor-kun >go to oldest posts >???? >PROFIT

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:37:10 2015 No.13563990 >>13563965 Yes. >>13563976 >Even going to /monster/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:37:21 2015 No.13563991 >>13563965 >Bringing up maledom when nobody is even talking about it At least try to be subtle, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:37:32 2015 No.13563993 >>13563965 So since traitors and femdom just causes a shitstorm should they just be banned?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:38:07 2015 No.13563997 File: 302 KB, 1920x1080, 1431309211400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563969

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:38:48 2015 No.13564002 >>13563993 No, femdom was here first.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:38:54 2015 No.13564004 >>13563968 You've got a front row seat right now >>13563987

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:39:03 2015 No.13564006 >>13563993 Nothing would please me more then seeing all traitors and femdom fags banned

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:39:27 2015 No.13564007 >>13563987 But anon, they are women. Women should serve men.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:39:48 2015 No.13564011 >>13564002 And paladins were here first. Checkmate traitoritos.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:39:51 2015 No.13564012 File: 64 KB, 991x305, Thread8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563962

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:40:08 2015 No.13564014 >>13564006 >femdom fags Then you'd have a good 3/4 of the thread banned.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:40:43 2015 No.13564016 >>13563997 Fuck! There goes my heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:40:50 2015 No.13564018 >>13564014 That would probably get rid of most shitposters then.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:41:33 2015 No.13564020 >>13564012 Heh, I remember this. I didn't know anyone capped it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:41:39 2015 No.13564021 >>13564011 And monster girls were here before dark souls which is why people even paladinfag in the first place. Paladins can fuck off back to /v/.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:41:40 2015 No.13564022 >>13564007 Why should they? They obviously know what they're dong without you, you and others like you would just fuck it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:41:49 2015 No.13564024 >>13564002 >Femdom was here first [Citation fucking needed]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:42:23 2015 No.13564026 >>13564012 >the empty houses, the crying women whose husbands have been kidnapped I'm not a paladin, but don't push me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:42:23 2015 No.13564027 >>13564014 >>13564018 That would still leave the switch/equalfags who are literally the cause of everything bad in these threads though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:42:50 2015 No.13564028 >>13564014 The threads would VASTLY improve though

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:42:54 2015 No.13564030 >>13564022 Oh please, women are only good for cooking, cleaning and having sex with. Let us men do what we have always done: Create and maintain.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:43:04 2015 No.13564031 >>13564021 >Paladin's are from Dark Souls They're here because mg threads came from /tg/ you Johnny-come-lately.

Anonymous Thu May 28 16:44:08 2015 No.13564036
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Oh god damn it. New Setouchi and new Hroz on the same day?

http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ156115.html

http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ156121.html

My dick is getting abused.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:44:18 2015 No.13564037 >>13564021 >Dark souls >Paladins holy fuck their arnt even any paladins IN dark souls what the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:44:26 2015 No.13564038 >>13564030 Men are only good for hard labor and making children. Besides, Modern gender roles were created by the jews to make us slaves.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:44:28 2015 No.13564039 >>13564027 >equalfags are literally the cause of everything bad in these threads We never even said anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:45:09 2015 No.13564043 File: 257 KB, 560x420, RJ156121_img_main.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564036

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:45:27 2015 No.13564044 >>13564036 Am I the only one who doesn't know how to use this site?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:45:34 2015 No.13564045 Is the Fallen God as bad as the Chief God?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:45:42 2015 No.13564046 >>13564027 Fuck those fence-sitters. Nah, they're okay, when they're not acting like abstaining from voting makes them look cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:45:58 2015 No.13564048 >>13564011 You're right, actually. So traitors and maledom banned, paladins and femdom stay? It'd be like we're back on /a/. Just need posting quality shitposters, a falseflagging mod, and EMG waifu wars.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:46:42 2015 No.13564050 >>13564045 Worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:46:56 2015 No.13564053 >>13564038 Wow, the value of kek-stocks just went up significantly.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:47:00 2015 No.13564054 >>13563997 >Miia played Metal Gear Solid as a kid That's fuckin' adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:47:03 2015 No.13564055 >>13564039 >>13564046 No, those fucking faggots need to chose a side or fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:47:38 2015 No.13564059 I blame that Ex-Mantisfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:47:38 2015 No.13564060 >>13564043 >>13564036 Why are they both three pages long? Is it like some sort of preview? I can't read moonrunes. >>13564044 Not all of us can learn weeb.

Anonymous Thu May 28 16:47:46 2015 No.13564062

>>13564031
Some of the posters did but when Paladin posting started kicking off on /a/ it was always accompanied by darksouls shit. You can't deny that the /v/ crowd was to blame for pushing it as much as they did.
>>13564037
Tell that to the old /a/ shitposters who popularized it calling their knight a paladin.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:48:14 2015 No.13564064 >>13564053 Keep deflecting you dumbface. You'll never be right.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:48:17 2015 No.13564065 >>13564027 Please, we don't even get involved in this shit flinging.

Anonymous Thu May 28 16:48:55 2015 No.13564067

>>13564055
>side
>Implying there are even sides.
I'm allowed to have whatever kind of relationship with my waifu I want, and I want to share power with her.
I'm going to keep imagining a loving equal relationship with my waifu and there's jack shit you can do to stop me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:49:32 2015 No.13564068 >>13564064 Cry more traitor, I'm sure your apron will catch the tears.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:49:36 2015 No.13564069 >>13564062 Bullshit. There were 40kiddie posting trolls and regular paladins years before that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:50:10 2015 No.13564071 >>13564021 >dark souls which is why people even paladinfag What the fuck am I even hearing? This doesn't make sense on any level of logic. Not even wurm logic.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:50:53 2015 No.13564078 >>13564065 >>13564067 You faggots are always there stirring up shit, acting all high and mighty because you're indecisive and can't make a decision.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:51:07 2015 No.13564080 >>13564067 >>13564055 CHOOOOSE A SIDE OR JOIN THE RANKS THE RANKS OF THE TERRIFIED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFRVXxV6hNg

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:51:35 2015 No.13564083 >>13564059 I want a pink orchid mantis Loli to use my legs as cover as she's sneaking.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:51:46 2015 No.13564085 >>13564068 What's wrong with cooking and wearing an apron? Some people have waifus who can't cook because of their species.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:51:49 2015 No.13564087 File: 575 KB, 1088x757, Best Dark Souls waifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564021 >dark souls >spawning paladinfags Are you kidding me? Have you seen what some people want to do to Priscilla?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:52:45 2015 No.13564091 >>13564043 >Hroz So femdom and /ss/ as usual? No thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:53:11 2015 No.13564092 >>13564085 If she cant cook then you tell her to get off her lazy ass and go learn or starve.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:53:45 2015 No.13564098 >>13564085 No anon, YOU have become the waifu.

Anonymous Thu May 28 16:54:08 2015 No.13564099

>>13564078
>can't make a decision.
I made a decision you blind asshole, and it's "Have a loving equal relationship."
Besides, Femdomfags and Maledomfags both individually stir up more shit than Switchfags like me.
You're welcome to enjoy what you like, I'm not gonna claim I'm superior, but stop trying to drag me into your shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:54:38 2015 No.13564103 >>13564087 It's 50/50 between getting a dagger and waifuing her if I remember right

Anonymous Thu May 28 16:54:43 2015 No.13564104

>>13563366
Holy fuck
After you get the final ending, game records your choice and you can't play the game from the start making the choice permanent (unless you reinstall the whole OS)
Everytime you start the game, it starts with your girl greeting you and such.
There is also system that shows special events depending on when you played the game last time. Like if you play the game after leaving it for a week/month/year she will say something special
And the longest period is TEN FUCKING YEARS
Top-tier yandere

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:54:53 2015 No.13564107 >>13564083 Have fun when she devours your legs while you sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:54:55 2015 No.13564108 >>13564055 I don't really feel like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:56:01 2015 No.13564113 File: 487 KB, 768x1024, 1420486500449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monster Girls in Berets are cool now!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:56:02 2015 No.13564114 >>13564092 >Being a useless lazy NEET who doesn't learn life skills Cooking and cleaning are really important things to learn, don't be a selfish baby. >>13564098 A waifu? Why not a husbando?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:57:12 2015 No.13564119 >>13564114 >husbando >doing a womans job You silly person, quit joking around.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:58:22 2015 No.13564123 File: 132 KB, 1169x827, 15c9786b44023fa79dbe329a530b0037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Two young monster girls are about to rape another victim in the dark of night, but suddenly they realize that this man is actually ___________.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:58:32 2015 No.13564124 >>13564113 Berets are only acceptable when a part of military dress such as this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:59:13 2015 No.13564126 >>13564113 >Monster girl dominated world >Men are fighting to be allowed to serve in infantry positions >It's exactly like women in the military today I want to join the army and be the barracks slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:59:34 2015 No.13564129 >>13564123 Their father.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:59:36 2015 No.13564130 >>13564123 Billy Mays

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:00:19 2015 No.13564134 >>13564123 Just another rape victim. You can't win against monster girls or else you trigger this thread,

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:00:36 2015 No.13564136 >>13564123 A scarecrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:00:48 2015 No.13564137 >>13563661 Funny, I barely remember that episode but I remember the one episode where Aladdin turns into a shark God there was weird shit on when we were younger.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:01:02 2015 No.13564141 >>13564119 What if I'm dong it because she has trouble with it and I love her?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:01:03 2015 No.13564142 >>13564126 Would you offer to 'love them long time'?

Anonymous Thu May 28 17:01:09 2015 No.13564143

>>13564099
>>13564108
That's bullshit and you know it, these threads were started by femdomfags, for femdomfags. But then they let shits like you people in here, and you started stirring shit up. These threads died when they let faggots like you in, and with you the maledomfags.
I just don't give a shit any more, if you faggots are allowed in here and I'm the only one who cares, then these threads are truly dead and it doesn't matter how much I shitpost. From now one I'm gonna do my damnedest to get these threads kicked off 4chan for good and destroyed like they should have been when you assholes were allowed in.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:01:16 2015 No.13564144 >>13564123 A level 90 Monk.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:01:16 2015 No.13564145 >>13564126 >exactly like women in the military today So the real reason the monsters are fighting it is they don't want their men getting captured and raped?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:02:03 2015 No.13564153 >>13564145 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:02:16 2015 No.13564154 >>13564141 >denying her the chance to git gud Truly the worst mate one can ask for.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:02:17 2015 No.13564156 >>13564134 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:02:21 2015 No.13564157 >>13564123 taric

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:03:00 2015 No.13564159 >>13564054 Well she was blessed enough to have a father survive the lamia rape pits and buy his (but most likely not only) daughter a book of fair tales as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:03:19 2015 No.13564161 >>13564143 >these threads were started by femdomfags, for femdomfags. Are you trying to start a shitstorm because that statement is blatantly wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:03:30 2015 No.13564162 >>13564123 A wizard ninja paladin rouge blacksmith archer necromancer priest healer monk thief knight warrior carpenter king.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:03:54 2015 No.13564165 >>13564134 Pretty much. Such is life in /No Fun General/.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:04:02 2015 No.13564167 File: 17 KB, 1404x145, SALTY AS FUCK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564143 So how does it feel to inherit the worst nickname in the history of this thread Shitposter-kun?

Anonymous Thu May 28 17:04:16 2015 No.13564170

>>13564143
>these threads were started by femdomfags, for femdomfags. But then they let shits like you people in here, and you started stirring shit up.
That's alot of assumptions you have there, champ. I see subs around here all day posting whatever they feel like and almost nobody starts shit over it.

You on the other hand, are buttmad over nothing, apparently.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:04:31 2015 No.13564172 >>13564137 Yep, there sure was. >>13564107 >Go to bed >Wake up because something is tickling my leg. >Loli orchid mantis nibbling on my leg Adorable, she's in for some high impact cuddling

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:04:50 2015 No.13564176 >>13564161 >Not reporting him when he just announced his intention to destroy these threads and get them banned.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:04:54 2015 No.13564179 >>13564143 Cry more though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:05:39 2015 No.13564184 >>13564161 >Are you trying to start a shitstorm Dude, look at the rest of his post. Just report and ignore.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:06:06 2015 No.13564191 >tfw a wolfgirl will never hip check you and flag her tail to to flirt with you

Anonymous Thu May 28 17:06:22 2015 No.13564194

>>13564159
>Miia's father most likely introduced her to video games.
>Miia's father probably played Metal Gear Solid with her and possibly his other daughters.
>Miia's father quite possibly helped spawn a generation of gamer Lamias
I wish I could shake the man's hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:06:26 2015 No.13564195 >>13564129 That wouldn't stop them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:06:30 2015 No.13564196 >>13564156 Point me to one story where a man beats a monster girl and didn't cause a shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:06:58 2015 No.13564201 >>13564142 No, I just want to be involved in Jinko gangbangs. >End up getting the whole base pregnant Whoops.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:07:00 2015 No.13564202 >>13564176 That's what I just did.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:07:06 2015 No.13564204 >>13564123 A spooky skeleton

Anonymous Thu May 28 17:07:22 2015 No.13564207

>>13563876
Just how fast is she going? Imagine trying to outrun that. Though it seems like that would use a lot of energy to sprint like that. Maybe it's a short distance rush kind of thing. We need more monstergirls in movement. What does a sprinting arachne look like?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:07:26 2015 No.13564208 >>13564167 I was wondering if somebody would cap that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:07:45 2015 No.13564209 >>13564196 The ones that had more *'s than actual letters I would imagine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:08:27 2015 No.13564212 File: 335 KB, 1233x1917, 1428203308472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564196 Even if the ending was a bit forced.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:09:19 2015 No.13564218 >>13564196 Spaceworm, first chapter. MC#2 beats an Anubis 1v1. Nobody cared.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:10:04 2015 No.13564224 >>13564196 Plenty of ones that aren't *teleports behind you tier. Like >>13564212.

Anonymous Thu May 28 17:10:38 2015 No.13564225
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>>13564123
Mr. Rogers.

The monster girls effusively apologize to him and leave, but not before Mr. Rogers reminds them to act like the people he knows they can be.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:12:54 2015 No.13564233 >>13564196 Vengeance MC beats monsters all the time. People complain about the characters being assholes and about MC managing to get out of his fuckups, but they don't complain about him physically dominating a MG twice his size.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:13:09 2015 No.13564235 >>13563514 >>13563540 Blackarachnia was pretty damn sexy. >>13563535 >>13563523 Mah niggas. Probably LadyDevimon for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:13:26 2015 No.13564236 >>13564225 Mr. Rogers was the hero we all deserved.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:13:48 2015 No.13564240 >>13564218 Probably because that story is shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:14:23 2015 No.13564243 >>13563663 >>13563673 God bless .hack.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:14:36 2015 No.13564245 File: 87 KB, 746x564, 14537854543345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564235 Dat skin-tight outfit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:15:21 2015 No.13564251 >>13563758 >Tengu waifu yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:15:39 2015 No.13564254 >>13564233 I hate that asshole Gary Stu that YBA passes for an MC and I'm convinced that he only writes that shit for the shock value.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:15:46 2015 No.13564256 This thread would be 10 times better without maledomfags. You don't see femdomfags shit their pants when a monster girl gets beaten.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:16:05 2015 No.13564259 >>13564191 Number 69, 2 minutes goalie interference. #69 is the rule in the NHL handbook outlining goaltender interference

Anonymous Thu May 28 17:16:07 2015 No.13564260

>>13564233
Probably because he leverages the same techniques as you would to dominate the animal it's based on. To be accurate, though he hasn't really beat anyone physically. Either he had somebody else beat them physically or used cheats, like you would expect some scrawny teen kid against monsters to.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:16:12 2015 No.13564261 >>13564233 >but they don't complain about him physically dominating a MG twice his size. Pretty sure I have seen that actually.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:16:30 2015 No.13564262 >>13563758 I want to bully nerd snake.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:17:07 2015 No.13564268 >>13564245 Imagine being the lucky bastard who goes to the Digital World and gets a Ladydevimon as a partner. I know a lot of my time would be spent intimately with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:17:15 2015 No.13564270 >>13564256 As a femdomfag, yes we do.

Anonymous Thu May 28 17:17:28 2015 No.13564273

>>13564043
>>13564036
Has anybody else read or commented on these two hot as fuck doujins?

No I'm not referring to the two in the posts I'm quoting, but two doujins involving a Girtablilu, and a sequel with an Arachne. Anybody? They were posted just the other day, and they're delicious.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:17:32 2015 No.13564274 >>13564245 I think she helped to develop my femdom fetish >>13564256 >You don't see femdomfags shit their pants when a monster girl gets beaten You wot m8 I have do it myself

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:17:32 2015 No.13564275 >>13564256 Take your bait somewhere else. Even we femdoms know how many among us are shitposting faggots who whine for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:17:45 2015 No.13564276 >>13564256 This is bait

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:18:21 2015 No.13564278 File: 292 KB, 373x666, 1432568798387.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Since you shitbirds won't shut the fuck up and stop taking the bait, how do you feel about Snu-Snu big girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:18:26 2015 No.13564279 >>13564254 >Oh look. It's that guy that read one paragraph and formed his entire opinion again.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:18:57 2015 No.13564286 File: 57 KB, 245x319, 1393858352297.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564036 >>13564043 >Hroz

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:19:02 2015 No.13564288 >>13564212 >Even if the ending was a bit forced Probably because the ending, the last two posts, were written by someone other than who wrote the rest.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:19:43 2015 No.13564292 >>13564196 There's the grumpy paladin one by whats his face. Lanternon I think. Dude demolishes monsters and no one has raised a fuss.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:19:51 2015 No.13564293 >>13564278 How big?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:19:53 2015 No.13564294 >>13564278 They're nice but not my favorite. I would prefer a small girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:20:26 2015 No.13564297 >>13564278 They're lovely.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:20:49 2015 No.13564301 >>13564268 Agreed man. 100% Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:21:18 2015 No.13564302 >>13564268 >In-training form is a small bat. >Rookie is a little Imp Girl. >Champion is some kind of Succubus. Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:21:23 2015 No.13564303 File: 358 KB, 1004x1417, 1429764392071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564278 I love them >tfw no overprotective Oni waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:21:35 2015 No.13564305 >>13564278 I wouldn't want one as big as your pic, but as long as they aren't the "hurr durr, men should stay in the kitchen" type, I like them. Tall girls are olev.

Anonymous Thu May 28 17:22:14 2015 No.13564309

>>13563463
The classic seductresses girls like succubi and vamps. And some of the more western monster(sort of girl)monsters, like the blizzard naga. Wishing they were cuter, kinda hooked me on the actual cute monstergirls once I found the EMG shorts. At least I'm pretty sure that's how it started.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:23:32 2015 No.13564315 >>13564302 What happens when she hits her Mega level? >fearboner.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:24:12 2015 No.13564316 Remember when maledomfags used to get laughed out of the thread? Why can't we go back to that?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:24:30 2015 No.13564318 >>13564315 Smug Lilim in black latex.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:25:07 2015 No.13564321 >>13564318 So Lilithmon?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:25:22 2015 No.13564323 >>13564316 Please stop talking about that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:25:44 2015 No.13564325 >>13564318 >Smug Why does it always gotta be smug?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:26:00 2015 No.13564326 >>13564323 Don't respond to bait.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:26:29 2015 No.13564327 >>13564323 But that would mean he couldn't try and rile up shitstorms anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:26:34 2015 No.13564329 >>13564325 Won't you be smug if you were as great as her?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:26:53 2015 No.13564330 >>13564325 She's Mega, why wouldn't she be smug? She's overpowered.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:27:31 2015 No.13564334 File: 500 KB, 658x890, 1422579803401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564318 >Smug lilim in black latex Tell me more

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:28:48 2015 No.13564338 >>13564323 Why not? Maledom is a cancer than should be removed. I don't understand why you faggots allowed that shit in.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:29:24 2015 No.13564341 >>13564334 Of course ma'am, but first I need an adult.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:29:29 2015 No.13564342 >>13564327 I realize it's probably only one guy, but I will not have anyone say "Femdoms never start shit" after today.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:31:15 2015 No.13564348 >>13564321 Well, LadyDevimon does evolve into Lilithmon...her Champion Stage is a cute Witch.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:31:21 2015 No.13564349 >>13564341 >I am an adult~

Anonymous Thu May 28 17:31:39 2015 No.13564351

>>13564330
>>13564329
I'm just sick of the blatantly overused personality type. Who not be OP and chill? It's more believable look at the larger animals. They are fucking big and strong, and placid as shit because who's gonna fuck with them? It's why in any decent story, the ultra powerful beings are laid back as shit. Look at gandalf. Dude spent his spare time making fireworks for children. There have been a few stories with chill wizards too, who cold easily stomp the big bad, but just sit back like gods and let the children play. This smug shit on the other hand is cool once in a while, but if anything is remotely strong, suddenly it has to be a smug asshole about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:31:48 2015 No.13564352 >>13564334 It'd probably be the one from these posts. >>13563559 >>13563596 Bonus points, Lilithmon is part of a group of Digimon called the Seven Great Demon Lords. She represents Lust. God I'm a fucking nerd for knowing that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:32:47 2015 No.13564357 >>13564342 But today's shitstorm was started by a maledomfag whining. >>13564134

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:32:50 2015 No.13564359 File: 830 KB, 1280x720, 1430712856007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564341 I am an adult.~

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:33:16 2015 No.13564360 >>13564352 Don't be ashamed. We're all nerds here, friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:33:21 2015 No.13564361 >>13564278 I want a cute Jötunn maiden to go on adventures!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:33:56 2015 No.13564367 >>13564273 I read those. Didn't think much of them. The art wasn't very good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:34:05 2015 No.13564369 >>13564342 You're obsessed with the wrong detail. It pretty much is one guy who loves starting this shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:34:39 2015 No.13564374 >>13564357 Really? Did you conveniently just forget >>13563965 ?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:35:39 2015 No.13564376 >>13564369 That is also possible, yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:36:34 2015 No.13564383 >>13564359 >Shamsiel Oh god that was a good one. Episode 3 never.

Anonymous Thu May 28 17:37:09 2015 No.13564386

>>13564145
Not to mention that woman are naturally weaker than men when it comes to long mental and physical stress.

I remember seeing some interview of a woman who explained that it was impossible to handle the abuse the average soldier gets to endure in war.

There was also some mention of men wanting to play hero or acting different when other woman soldiers would be nearby, which could lead to problems during important moments.

And of course the whole horror of getting woman captured also plays a role.

All would apply if MG's were reality. The average man (and human woman) is weaker than the average MG and will always be a prime target for the enemy to capture. In addition unmarried MG would likely do dumb things with a male nearby.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:37:12 2015 No.13564388 >>13564273 >hot as fuck doujins Topkek Both hroz and setouchi are 5/10 at best. Same face everywhere, mostly same figures, KUBO background, almost no story

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:37:43 2015 No.13564394 >>13564374 Not him, but that's not starting shit, that's keeping shit floating. Which we're all guilty of, really.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:37:46 2015 No.13564396 >>13564357 I'm pretty sure his point still stands if you take one glance at the archives.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:38:27 2015 No.13564399 >>13564357 He didn't start the whole thing, the shitstorm was already up and running before he posted. He just added in to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:38:46 2015 No.13564400 >>13564394 Can't argue with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:38:51 2015 No.13564403 >>13564388 >Wanting story in a doujin U fukkin' wot?

Anonymous Thu May 28 17:38:59 2015 No.13564404

>>13564376
>also possible

It really is the case almost all the time. If it isn't it's usually some worked up anons who bit the bait earlier. How is it not obvious that the random maledom bashing isn't the same faggot who randomly instigates all dom bashing? Especially saying the exact same shit he did yesterday?

He's also the shitposter who hates smug stuff. So the best way to give him the middle finger is to post smug lilim stuff.

Anonymous Thu May 28 17:39:32 2015 No.13564405

>>13564386

>All would apply if MG's were reality. The average man (and human woman) is weaker than the average MG and will always be a prime target for the enemy to capture. In addition unmarried MG would likely do dumb things with a male nearby.

This is actually one of the main cruxes of the short I've been working on.

This girl, like a monster from two hundred years ago, one who never had to fight armies of men, who never had to learn to harden her heart against their deaths, who still thinks of a male as the most valuable thing in the world whether he is her husband or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:39:38 2015 No.13564406 >>13564388 Did you read my comment? I was talking about neither Hroz nor Setouchi.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:41:07 2015 No.13564415 >>13564404 >saying the exact same shit he did yesterday I wasn't here yesterday, so I can't really say. But if it's really as blatant as you say, I suppose I can concede that point..

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:41:14 2015 No.13564416 >>13564273 They weren't that great. Hroz has better art.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:41:19 2015 No.13564418 >>13564405 I look forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:42:14 2015 No.13564426 >>13564388 Hroz samefaces just as bad but I like his art more than setouchi. I'd give him a 6/10 and keep setouchi at 5/10

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:42:37 2015 No.13564429 >>13564406 Oh, you mean those Appereantly they are haram because they are translated by other board

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:43:49 2015 No.13564432 >>13564403 Well, there must be some premise for sex And their stories are bad even by hentai standards

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:44:49 2015 No.13564440 Apparently Cupid Translation in-bound shortly. Guy who manages the translation says the profile is quite descriptive regarding shit they do with their arrows?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:45:02 2015 No.13564443 >>13563876 I've got a friend who can do that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:45:05 2015 No.13564444 >>13564403 As far at Hroz goes, they're all basically the same.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:46:35 2015 No.13564452 >>13564444 >*as

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:46:46 2015 No.13564454 >>13564440 > same-day turnaround Fuckin hell, we Platinum Club now?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:47:03 2015 No.13564457 All this fighting. I'd weep but I have no more tears left to shed..... Imma go blow raspberries on a wurms belly

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:48:02 2015 No.13564461 >>13564440 Really? It took a week for last profiles translation

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:48:29 2015 No.13564464 >>13564457 I'd rather have a wurm blow me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:48:29 2015 No.13564465 >>13564457 But, Anon, that tickles. Are you prepared to take responsibility for tickling the wurm?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:48:52 2015 No.13564467 File: 346 KB, 903x1316, d4f1627dedb643acb29989d8be4b6107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Still no cute Valkyrie to take me to Valhalla. Maybe I should enlist.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:51:40 2015 No.13564481 would you're waifu fight for you if you're kidnapped by a roving band of rogue monster girls?

Anonymous Thu May 28 17:51:51 2015 No.13564483
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>>13564457
>Raspberry a Wurm's tummy
>She's in a fit of giggles, asking you to stop
>You keep going, undeterred
>She playfully swats at you to stop you
>You wake up in the hospital with a concussion, shattered arm, five broken ribs, & a punctured lung

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:52:24 2015 No.13564486 >>13564467 You'll have to prove yourself to attract a Valkyrie. Are you prepared?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:52:33 2015 No.13564489 >>13564481 >if you're kidnapped Anon, I am too gud for that to happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:53:45 2015 No.13564494 I want to see Justice Wurm be captured and gangbanged by her enemies!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:54:01 2015 No.13564497 >>13564465 Always >>13564483 Worth it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:54:19 2015 No.13564499 >>13564481 What kind of waifu wouldn't?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:54:24 2015 No.13564500 >>13564481 She'd put up as much of a fight as she can but Slimes aren't renowned for their battle prowess. It would probably be up to me to fuck them into submission and then sneak away sneakily.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:54:34 2015 No.13564502 >>13564461 They just hire a guy to do it after all. Sometimes he's busy with other stuff, sometimes he's quick and hands back a translation the same day.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:55:02 2015 No.13564505 >>13564494 Justice Wurm has no enemies, just friends who don't know it yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:56:09 2015 No.13564509 >>13564500 >Slime waifu hasn't leaned Mass Tentacle Rape Do you even level up son?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:56:58 2015 No.13564514 >>13564467 >"IN THE NAME OF ODIN I PURGE YOU FROM THIS WORLD!" >"Mam please, that isn't a throwing spear!"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:57:34 2015 No.13564516 File: 858 KB, 1240x1754, a366bdcdf670c82f23bc93971b759900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564467 Valkyries a best

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:59:16 2015 No.13564522 >>13564509 Depends on how many rogues she's tentacle raping. If they were enough to steal me away from her then there's probably at least five of them. She's not that big of a girl to tentacle rape five or more ruffians at the same time.

Anonymous Thu May 28 18:02:40 2015 No.13564532

>>13564522
Take her out and fight some goblins and feed her so she is big enough.

You almost like the dudes who get witches and then just focus on strength training while ignoring magic.

At least tell me she's got Violating Grasp, can put down a dragon with that if you get lucky

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:03:34 2015 No.13564534 >>13564123 God I want to fuck those rajangs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:04:55 2015 No.13564537 File: 77 KB, 256x256, Valkyrie sprite.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564516 Indeed they are

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:06:22 2015 No.13564540 >>13564532 I think you know more about training waifus in an RPG setting than I do. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be able to hurt her, but I feel more comfortable taking on the rogues with my meat lance than her attempting to battle them head on.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:06:51 2015 No.13564541 >>13564537 Eh, their dark and corruption resistance could be better. That and wards can turn them back or trap them. It's why I stick to mortal divine fighters

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:07:21 2015 No.13564544 >>13564481 Of course, she's not some shitty dormouse. In fact, she wouldn't even need to fight because the band will probably release me once they know who's my waifu

Anonymous Thu May 28 18:10:30 2015 No.13564557

>>13564540
Slimes have mad physical defense but crap magical resistance and speed.
She can handle mundane folks if you let her.
High level slimes are a nightmare for physical fighters and even more so for females.
Dark slimes are a flat upgrade but the attitude makes them a little difficult to handle.
They do have the "Slime Transmutation" if your dealing with human females if you want to use it but I find it too specific to use

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:10:36 2015 No.13564559 >>13564481 >Wight waifu has no sense of scale >Waves of moe skeleton girls swarm the country side searching for me >Rest of the world thinks it's some Lich queen's plot at world dominance

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:10:43 2015 No.13564561 >>13564537 I want to see her get tentacl raped. I don't know why, I'm not even that big on tentacles, just want to see them go after her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:12:41 2015 No.13564572 File: 1.15 MB, 768x1024, 14317066076.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it brave to love a yandere even when she openly admits her possessive/obsessive tendencies?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:13:10 2015 No.13564574 >>13564481 I'm pretty sure she could kill someone by accident

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:14:48 2015 No.13564580 >>13564572 It's probably foolish but love makes fools out of all of us.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:15:59 2015 No.13564585 >>13564572 It's correct.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:16:19 2015 No.13564587 >>13564557 Not to mention dark slimes get that magic resistance too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:17:28 2015 No.13564594 >>13564572 Actually it's much safer. If she's open about it that means she's less likely to do some really bad shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:17:28 2015 No.13564595 >>13564587 Wouldn't having a core make them more susceptible to physical attacks?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:19:56 2015 No.13564602 >Cupid >Weird pseudo wings >Delicious hair over one eye >Glorious braided hair >Adorable Beret KC did pretty good. Much better than Houri.

Anonymous Thu May 28 18:21:29 2015 No.13564610

>>13564587
Yep, that's the flat upgrade. No reason not to have your waifu go dark slime from a stat perspective expect for >>13564595

The core makes crust on them hit harder and more vulnerable to ero attacks.
Bards fuck dark slimes up something fierce

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:22:14 2015 No.13564613 >>13564602 This, >>13564440 makes me think there will be a lot of stories involving her

Anonymous Thu May 28 18:23:03 2015 No.13564620

>>13564595
All slimes have cores, don't they? and if you can move a core around, not only would it take a lot to cut through slime, chances are by the time the blade gets deep enough the core is already gone. It would be even harder if she manipulated the opacity of her slime to utter obscure her insides. Then you're basically fucked.

Better yet, the best slime is the purified slime paladin who gets armor, weapons and healing spells. Try fucking with one of those and see where it gets you. And if you corrupt it, you get a dark slime blackguard. And you just wanna give up at that point. Her rapist levels are so high she could molest the Demon Lord into submission.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:24:18 2015 No.13564627 >>13564613 I might actually do something with them since they piqued my interests.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:24:20 2015 No.13564628 >>13564602 >that kuu expression I want to be cuddled emotionlessly by cupid!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:24:46 2015 No.13564630 >>13564440 > the profile is quite descriptive regarding shit they do with their arrows Anus-tearing pegging.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:26:17 2015 No.13564633 >>13564627 Nice. >>13564630 I would have thought it was the different colors have different effects.

Anonymous Thu May 28 18:26:50 2015 No.13564636

>>13564620
I like slime girls with cores but MGE slimes don't have cores with the exception of dark slimes. Having control of her opacity and the ability to shift her core around in her body would be a potent defense though. All this talk just reminds of Slime Knight and the fact that the writer is dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:27:18 2015 No.13564638 >>13564440 Let me guess: Something something MAMONO MANA something something tru lavu.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:27:19 2015 No.13564639 >>13564561 >>13564537 So we're accepting less's steel donut now? I can get behind that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:27:48 2015 No.13564642 >>13564633 >Nice Just don't expect it to be any good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:28:18 2015 No.13564644 >>13564639 We are most certainly not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:28:51 2015 No.13564647 >>13564642 Hey man at least the new girls get love.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:29:09 2015 No.13564650 >>13564636 I'm definitely gonna write about armored slimes at some point. It's a concept to cool to pass up.

Anonymous Thu May 28 18:29:33 2015 No.13564654

>>13564636
>I like slime girls with cores but MGE slimes don't have cores with the exception of dark slimes.
Queeny does too, I think.

>>13564636
>All this talk just reminds of Slime Knight and the fact that the writer is dead.
Was that the story with the knight who adopted a slime as his squire?

Anonymous Thu May 28 18:33:19 2015 No.13564669

>>13564639
No, I just want to see her get raped. Just like I want to see that one female character of his get raped and mindbroken while his male character sits in the corner and jacks off.
They're like an outlet for the porn I wish I didn't want to see.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:33:25 2015 No.13564671 File: 1.28 MB, 2400x3300, angell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564644 Why so much hate anon? She's getting some fanart so I guess some people like her

Anonymous Thu May 28 18:34:08 2015 No.13564676

>>13564654
Just reread the profile. It doesn't mention a core but then again it doesn't mention not having a core. Schrodinger's core I guess.

That was the very same story. I like the premise a whole lot. It's just a shame that it's not being continued.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:34:38 2015 No.13564678 >>13564644 >We Don't try to talk for me. I think she's cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:35:37 2015 No.13564684 >>13564639 What's so cold steel about an angel character? his angel is about as doughnut steel as the fuckin' profile recolours. She just has black wings, right? Or is there some big backstory I know nothing about?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:35:56 2015 No.13564685 >>13564671 You know who else gets fanart? Hitler, that's who. >>13564678 I'll talk for whoever I want, you can't stop me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:36:01 2015 No.13564686 >>13564644 I'm okay with anything as long as it's cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:36:34 2015 No.13564690 CORE IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE SLIME

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:36:51 2015 No.13564691 >>13564684 She's apparently a Valkyrie

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:37:08 2015 No.13564693 >>13564686 Slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:38:58 2015 No.13564701 >>13564639 It's not a monsterboy so I'm not against it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:40:22 2015 No.13564706 >>13564701 She has a penis though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:41:34 2015 No.13564713 >>13564691 Still not really doughnut steel tier tho. His Hellmonsterboy is, sure. >>13564706 I'm like 90% sure I've seen less draw his self insert fuckin' her, and this isn't the case.

Anonymous Thu May 28 18:42:02 2015 No.13564717

>An artist creates a character
>It's instantly a donut steel

I never understood this. I mean, it's just a pink haired angel girl or something, so what? Most writefags have created their own donut steel MG characters that deviate from the canon too, if you think about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:42:08 2015 No.13564718 >>13564706 I'm calling shenanigans on that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:42:26 2015 No.13564719 >>13564706 Wat

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:42:48 2015 No.13564723 >>13564713 Yeah, she isn't too much of one compared to Mari or Ilassa.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:43:04 2015 No.13564726 >>13564718 Are you accusing me of shenanigans? How dare you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:43:32 2015 No.13564727 >>13564717 >Drawfag makes a literal avatar >Not Donut Steele Do you even know what it means?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:44:07 2015 No.13564728 >>13564717 Issue is that Haohi is a drawer self insert he's made to replace Laska. Writefags don't have those as far as I can tell

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:45:09 2015 No.13564734 >>13564726 Break out the broomsticks son, I've laid down the challenge

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:45:24 2015 No.13564735 >>13564727 All I know is that Donut Steele is my porn name.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:45:33 2015 No.13564736 >>13564728 Speaking of which, what happened to his weird laska obsession? Did he just get tired of people making fun of him, or did he just get bored?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:45:42 2015 No.13564737 >>13564727 Do you? Because by your "definition" that makes Mono-tan, Darling, Zophia, and the Baphomet itself donut steels.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:45:49 2015 No.13564739 >>13564727 I meant a donut steel that gets immediately shunned away because it's his original work. I realized I forgot to add that detail. >>13564728 >Haohi is a drawer self insert he's made to replace Laska. Oh. Well then, carry on.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:45:50 2015 No.13564740 >>13564728 >drawer self insert he's made to replace Laska >replace Laska Why would you want to replace shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:46:19 2015 No.13564744 >>13564728 They have a few.

Anonymous Thu May 28 18:46:26 2015 No.13564745

>>13564717
>>13564727
>Donut Steele
>Do Not Steal
>Term used to refer mockingly to artist "Creations" which are just half-assed "Originals" that are often just palette-swaps of actual characters from something

.less' Haohi and Akai are definitely original, not Donut Steeles.
You could make an argument for Mari and ELH's Lilims, but they're modestly unique in design too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:46:51 2015 No.13564747 >>13564734 You shall meet your fate at dawn!

Anonymous Thu May 28 18:48:54 2015 No.13564753

>>13564745
It's not about uniqueness in design. It's Literally from Original Character: Do Not Steal. You can't use "originality" as a defense.

Mari's lilim, Illyssa or however it's spelled, Houri, and the rest are all typical donut steele characters.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:50:30 2015 No.13564759 >>13564747 So be it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:50:51 2015 No.13564761 >>13564753 It kind of is about the originality, since "Donut Steele" came about to mock shitheads for declaring "Don't steal my shit, even though I stole it in the first place".

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:51:04 2015 No.13564763 I'm going to tickle a Cheshire. Don't try and talk me out of it!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:51:06 2015 No.13564764 >>13564727 >Avatar Are you sure? Looks like just another pic to me. Not like he's started namefagging as Haohi or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:52:48 2015 No.13564769 >>13564753 Does that mean that every fictitious character ever created is a Donut Steel? Are KC monster girls Donut Steel? Are KC's named characters Donut Steel?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:53:04 2015 No.13564773 >>13564764 He kinda does in IRC/tumblr/etc all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:54:46 2015 No.13564780 >>13564763 Good luck with that. They can teleport and turn invisible. You're going to need thermal vision goggles and a quick reaction time.

Anonymous Thu May 28 18:55:30 2015 No.13564785

>>13564761
It's a term for mocking bad deviant-art-tier original characters, not stolen ones.

>Guys check out my clestial-tier demigod character that's totally cool and not obsessed with corruption like the rest. They're just powerful and chill doing kung fu and tea parties.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:55:39 2015 No.13564787 >>13564780 I'm going to chase her everywhere. Untill I get tired and collapse of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:56:47 2015 No.13564794 >>13564787 It's a good way to get in shape.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:57:28 2015 No.13564798 >>13564773 Ah, I only go here, where he types in no caps under anonymous. I wouldn't know what he does elsewhere, and frankly, I don't care how faggoty he acts so long as he doesn't bring it here, like most things, so what's the fuss?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 18:58:59 2015 No.13564808 >>13564794 Yes, if monster girls existed I'd be in much better shape thanks to running away from them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:02:25 2015 No.13564831 >>13564808 I'm now imaging "Husband Chasing" to be a new Olympic sport. Men at a track 5 meters ahead of Monster Girls to start with. When the starter pistol sounds both men and girls take off and the last to be raped is the winner.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:03:26 2015 No.13564833 >>13564831 *imagining

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:04:55 2015 No.13564840 >>13564831 Sounds like a typical day in MGC. Of course some MGs would be ambush predators. Or just show up in your house.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:06:09 2015 No.13564848 File: 224 KB, 640x480, SlimeBanner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564808 If monster girls existed I'd be in much better shape thanks to running towards them, followed by hours and hours of vigorous sex every day.

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:06:48 2015 No.13564853
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>>13564728
no its not. ive been drawing haohi for years now and just got convinced by a certain lilim to put her in the mg setting. the closest i can think of is a valk.

>>13564669
it happened once or twice now.

>>13564713
that was supposed to be the joke with the monsterboy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:07:45 2015 No.13564855 >>13564848 Sometimes I wonder what kind of MGs I'd attract. I hope it's the ones I like.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:10:00 2015 No.13564867 >>13564853 >it happened once or twice now. Sluuuuuuut

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:10:03 2015 No.13564868 >>13564831 >A young looking boy born of an incubus and cockatrice >Always wins the event cause he's so small and quick >Becomes a legend >>13564853 Yeh, I could tell you never took him too seriously.

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:10:19 2015 No.13564871

>>13564840
Well I think that "Husband Chasing" would require a bit of strategy and training. You have to be fast in the beginning and have stamina enough to keep it up for the long hall. Marathon runners would be taken down too early because they're not fast enough and Sprint runners would run out of gas too quickly and get taken down after that. You would have to develop the perfect balance in order to succeed.

Not much you can do about ambushes except being hyper observant. Breaking and entering you can book it out of the house and call the police in though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:10:26 2015 No.13564874 >>13564855 i think we all have those thoughts anon but i think its best not to dive to deep into it makes it even more depressing

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:10:42 2015 No.13564875 >>13564855 > I hope it's the ones I like. Me too, but I'd gleefully D almost any of them, so avoiding ones I don't like is not much of an issue.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:11:26 2015 No.13564879 >>13564831 That's dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:11:39 2015 No.13564881 >>13564855 We all do anon. We all do.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:12:51 2015 No.13564888 >>13564871 Interesting. >>13564874 Yeah. >>13564881 Too bad we'll never find out. Man I wish I had gone to MGC high, that would have been a great highschool experience.

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:14:25 2015 No.13564893

>>13564831
>Shocking news in the world of Monster Olympics today as Gold Medalist Dick Dastardly was revealed to have altered the lots for chasers to know who was after him. He fed his chaser a large delicious homemade dinner designed to give her the itus, leaving her slow and groggy for the main event.

>His record for being the only man ever to complete the track unraped is under review.

>When reached for comment this is what he had to say: "Even if I had been caught on the track, I still would have held the record as unraped. Have you met my wife? I'd plow her until closing ceremonies. But you'll have to take my gold medal from my cold dead mustache-twirling hands."

>Current top runner Jessica Sprints, is demanding he defend his title on the track, and has issued challenge to Smutly Dastardly for her husband and his medal.

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:16:01 2015 No.13564901
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>>13564868
right now i just use him mostly to bully lilims oh and hitting llassa and poking her with a stick

>>13564867
that would just be a compliment

>>13564773
my names are in rotation so it could be anything at anytime

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:17:11 2015 No.13564905 >>13564901 >that would just be a compliment Haohi a sluuuuuuuty sluuuuuut.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:18:51 2015 No.13564909 File: 83 KB, 826x1060, LOS TIBURON, CHAMPION OF THE RING.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564831 I still want to wrestle a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:20:54 2015 No.13564917 >>13564901 Stop blogging and get back to work. The wheel of fate waits for no one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:21:10 2015 No.13564919 >>13564240 I sort of agree with this. Alp might rave about spaceworm but it really isn't that good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:22:15 2015 No.13564923 File: 718 KB, 1329x629, Cupid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kuudere check, beret check, love letter arrows check. She's a winner.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:23:40 2015 No.13564927 >>13564919 >it really isn't that good. Wut? I was having fun. It gave off Lexx vibes, if Lexx was a cute spaceworm. >>13564923 I knew she had that kuudere attitude. Damn. I'm liking this girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:23:57 2015 No.13564930 >>13564923 Eh, about what I expected.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:24:09 2015 No.13564931 >>13564923 >Cupid >Agent of Eros >Destroyer of the Tsundere YES. Wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:25:05 2015 No.13564934 >>13564919 I think all the alp begging for art was getting out of hand, like it always does when he gets beggy like brawny lamia but I've been enjoying it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:26:04 2015 No.13564936 >>13564923 >Love-Letter Arrow straight to the feels This. This I like.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:26:12 2015 No.13564938 >>13564909 Man, that small blurb was my attempt at doing green texting I feel old

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:26:29 2015 No.13564939
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>>13564905
oh anon~

>>13564923
i want her in camo pallette, with a compound bow. maybe explosive arrows. welp. i know what im going to do today

>>13564917
the wheel of fate isa fuck huge litteral wheel that fucks over everyone by rolling over tehm fuk

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:26:31 2015 No.13564940

>>13564923
>Even those who are dull and unaware of love, and those who are too haughty and prideful to love another, will notice the love directed towards them.
>It doesn't state that it has to be a human.
>Cupids can make monstergirls who only consider men as cumpumps understand the pure feeling of love.
FUCKING. GODLIKE.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:26:39 2015 No.13564942 >>13564923 >Kuudere >Matchmaker >filling the world with love >full of love themselves >cute hat Hmm, yes perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:27:14 2015 No.13564943 >>13564939 >welp. i know what im going to do today Good man. Very good man.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:27:19 2015 No.13564944 >>13564923 Not quite sure how to feel about this fine lass. Other than the chances of me being shot are quite low...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:27:28 2015 No.13564945 >>13564940 Isn't that pretty much brainwashing?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:27:52 2015 No.13564946 >>13564923 Still, this not!Islam image won't leave my head. >Jihadist Cupids shooting arrows with houris' strapped to them into Order cities when

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:28:42 2015 No.13564947 >>13564945 It feels more like "recognizing their true feelings"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:29:42 2015 No.13564949 >>13564923 Lovely

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:29:49 2015 No.13564950 >>13564923 >Cupids making men and monsters fall in love. They're perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:29:56 2015 No.13564951 >>13564947 Everything KC writes feels like "recognizing your true feelings"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:29:59 2015 No.13564952 >>13564947 That's a nice way of saying "brainwashed", I have to admit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:30:03 2015 No.13564954 >>13564923 I want one.

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:30:09 2015 No.13564955
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>>13564939
>the wheel of fate isa fuck huge litteral wheel that fucks over everyone by rolling over tehm fuk
So what you're saying is the Wheel of Fate is a giant Wheel Skeleton?

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:30:47 2015 No.13564958

>>13564728
Wait, Less doesn't care about Laska anymore? Thats kind of depressing in a way, like the end of an era, even if that era was shit. I don't think Bob has continued his Laska remake in months either, but I didn't like the way he replaced the biker Anubis with some generic Manticore.

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:30:58 2015 No.13564959

>>13564945
>"The importance of love will hit them like a ton of bricks, and they won't be able to help but acknowledge it."
It sounds more like they're being awakened to the feeling of love.
You could say they're being helped to UNDERSTAND the CONCEPT OF LOVE.
Fuck, that song's stuck in my head.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:31:12 2015 No.13564960 >>13564945 As is literally everything in KC's hugbox.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:31:30 2015 No.13564961 >>13564939 Can you draw her in the same pose as Prophet in Crysis 3's cover art?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:31:37 2015 No.13564962 >>13562231 >That dandere face So Cupid is an angel who helps people find love, but is herself completely over the romantic aspect of love? Hmm... Still, super cute. I love hair over one eye.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:31:44 2015 No.13564963 >>13564955 >Cronos, wheel skeleton of fate By the gods...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:32:41 2015 No.13564967 >>13564950 And human men and women. >>13564951 >>13564952 ...good point. Guess it just depends on how you use it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:32:46 2015 No.13564968 >>13564959 ..You motherfucker. >>13564960 I suppose I didn't even have to say it,

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:32:53 2015 No.13564971 >>13564923 >Kuudere >Hair over one eye >Cute hat. I must have one.

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:32:58 2015 No.13564972

>>13564958
>I don't think Bob has continued his Laska remake in months either, but I didn't like the way he replaced the biker Anubis with some generic Manticore.
What.

What is this blasphemy. I haven't read his re-done Laska, but replacing Anubis with a Manticore?

Blasphemy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:33:20 2015 No.13564973 >>13564962 >Still, super cute. I love hair over one eye. Donut Steel. /s

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:33:22 2015 No.13564974 >>13564967 >And human men and women. Gross.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:33:41 2015 No.13564976 Cupid's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:33:44 2015 No.13564977 >>13564968 Please UNDERSTAND.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:33:53 2015 No.13564978 >>13564939 Are you drunk?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:34:44 2015 No.13564980 >>13564976 Heh.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:34:48 2015 No.13564981 >>13564977 Setsuna go home you're drunk.

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:35:03 2015 No.13564985
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>>13564467

>No Jötunn honey to have you drink mead out of her copious bosom because she's a big girl for you
>No Valkyrie to take you to Valhalla
>No Fenrir daughteru to nibble on your hand and pretend it's Uncle Tyr's
>No Jormungandr girl to wrap you up in her lovingly coiled embrace, and give you enough of her venom to turn you into an Æsir level Incubus who can break HER pelvis
>No Fenrir waifu to plunge the immediate area into Fimbulvintr as she chases you around with multiple daughterus for hugs
>No Ratatoskr girl to have a fluffy tail for you to touch
>No Hel waifu who's one part Valkyrie, one part Lilim for FUN TIMES
>No Yggdrasil waifu who's so ancient and old that her teats lactate pure honey and keeps you safe during Ragnarok in her roots, full Ara Ara
>No Black Crow Harpy twins who mistake you for Odin

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:35:22 2015 No.13564986 >>13564977 Iwata pls, where is my Skyrim-Zelda?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:35:24 2015 No.13564987 >>13564976 >Not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8kTz30fhYI Cupid on rollerskates grinding through a city and getting couples together to a sick techno soundtrack when?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:35:27 2015 No.13564989 >>13564923 Eh looks better with black over pink.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:37:14 2015 No.13564997 File: 942 KB, 1280x1600, drawfags doing drawfag things.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564955 wheel of fate girl when? >>13564961 references pls >>13564978 no. well. maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:38:31 2015 No.13565000 >>13564981 No, not until I can bring understanding to this thread and become a Gundam! I would pat Setsuna Wurm on the head so much.

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:39:33 2015 No.13565006
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>>13564831
>Husband Chasing
>The guys are released in a big wooded area with enough provisions to survive an entire week
>They have 24 hours to explore the area and prepare for the event
>Then, the monstergirls enter the place

>The best team is composed by amazonesses and onis
>They have been winning for years
>For some reason they also like to dress like predators

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:41:22 2015 No.13565008 File: 539 KB, 850x1000, Valk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564985 >No Deredere Sköll wolfgirl with heart pupil eyes who chases you everywhere, saying you're her sun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:42:21 2015 No.13565010 Cupid as kebab remover fanart when?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:42:24 2015 No.13565011 >>13565006 I'd probably get caught and raped by them if only because I wouldn't be able to resist screaming "NEEEERDS" at them. Why are secretly nerdy /fit/ girls so appealing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:42:25 2015 No.13565012 >>13564997 That cat looks like she'd fit in to the dumpire manga. What a sexy pose.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:42:31 2015 No.13565013 >>13565006 >Hurr rape That's exactly why we have paladins in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:44:12 2015 No.13565016 >>13565013 It's a sport anon. The guys are athletes who most definitely volunteered.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:44:30 2015 No.13565018 File: 501 KB, 599x927, normal camo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564923 DICKS

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:45:16 2015 No.13565021 >>13565013 Isn't he just posting the monstergirl version of "Predators"?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:45:28 2015 No.13565023 >>13565018 Stealth Ops in an Order city?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:46:19 2015 No.13565026 >>13565021 Don't engage him. >>13565018 I still wanna see this >>13564946

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:46:26 2015 No.13565028

>>13564940

>Cupids can make monstergirls who only consider men as cumpumps understand the pure feeling of love.

They never really needed Cupid for that if we're talking about MGE and not MGC. That 'nothing but cumpumps' attitude is threadcanon.

Here's the relevant parts from the setting material.

>Even monsters that milk energy from a man every day as “food”, don't just milk the men who are supposedly “food” violently. They seek syrupy sweet “food.” They're overjoyed when their “food” gets off, and they have deep love just like other monster couples.

>Even those that give their man obscene training every day as a “slave” and repeatedly rape them would hate it if their “slave” died or suffered. Just like the other monster couples, all of them value their “slaves” even more than they value themselves. It's just that for them, love takes on a different form. The monsters bodies and hearts will have already completely changed, becoming exclusive to their “food” or “slave”, etc. The strong love and desire they direct towards their man is not at all different from that which would be directed at a husband. For them, their “food” or “slave”, etc. is irreplaceable in the same way as a husband.

>Furthermore, depending on the monster, there are some that treat men as prey or slaves, but in this case, prey or slave means the same thing as husband. In spite of the words used, a strong love can be seen through their attitude toward and treatment of their men.

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:47:49 2015 No.13565033

>>13565018
I'm just imagining her hiding in some guy's bushes muttering to herself and looking flustered as fuck.
>"You'll understand my love for you anon. Even if I'm not brave enough to tell you face to face, one day my arrow of love will pierce your heart and you'll understand my feelings for you!~"
Meanwhile Anon is getting a sudden chill down his spine and he doesn't know why.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:48:59 2015 No.13565039 >>13565018 Remember Cupid, this is a sneaking mission

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:49:04 2015 No.13565040

>>13564997
Here.

http://imgur.com/SVwZBUj,ntJd8tJ,KcKEwfD

It'd be swell if you based it on the first image, but you can check out the other two if you feel like it. Here's a little something extra to go with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG12FW5lMWc

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:49:28 2015 No.13565041 >>13565028 No but anon, you don't get it. Now no-one can say that monstergirls are incapable of love.

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:49:36 2015 No.13565042

>>13565006

>TFW getting helicopter dropped into a sweltering hot jungle by your Jinko mother
>TFW she tells you 'It's more interesting this way', removing all of her clothes and stretching languidly
>She tells you she's going to give you a five hours head start, then the hunt begins
>You sharpen branches you've found, painting yourself in mud to keep yourself somewhat cool
>Stay motionless as she passes by the first time, she grins at the idea of you having learned something from her after all
>You and her spend the next several days hunting each other, never once catching onto another
>Eventually you ditch your clothes, covered in both your smell and your sweat
>You almost baited her into a tiger trap with that one, almost
>She ups the ante, relying on actual tactics from her forebears, only moving when there's sound the cover her
>You both end up in a position of mutually assured destruction, your makeshift spear pointed at her jugular with her claws reaching for you
>You can see how engorged and aroused she is, your own member jumping to attention quickly before you both stand down
>She nearly topples you over as her lips crash into yours, biting at your lower lip as she feels you up, and sticking your fingers into her wet and ready slit
>It's like dipping your fingers into a pot of hot honey, almost scalding to the touch
>Wild, frantic, animalistic sex ensues
>You have her in missionary, jackhammering her hips like a foe to be slain, the sounds of your sweat and fluids intensifying with each thrust
>As you fill her womb with your seed, she bites into your shoulder, drawing blood so as to stifle her screams
>She chuffs and gives you a kiss afterwards
>'I told you it was more interesting this way'

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:49:52 2015 No.13565044 >>13565028 >treat men as prey or slaves, but in this case, prey or slave means the same thing as husband That couldn't sound more like propaganda if he tried.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:50:53 2015 No.13565047 >>13564923 >niggger Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:51:01 2015 No.13565048 >>13565023 Monster Ops The Line.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:52:12 2015 No.13565053 >>13565041 Of course we can, brainwashing doesn't count.

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:52:46 2015 No.13565054

>>13564923
>You will never have a cool Cupid senpai whom you visit at her archery club after school
>You will never watch as she is able to shoot within the 2nd ring of the target, but never the bullseye
>She tries everyday to get better but can't seem to hit the target right
>Come Valentine's Day, to show your admiration for her, you made a small box of strawberry shortcake biscuits for her
>That day, you don't show up to her club, since you already used up your self-imposed "One count per day" by giving her said desserts
>While you were absent, she managed to hit the center of her target
>Focusing on it, as though it were your heart

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:53:10 2015 No.13565056 >>13565018 I AM TRUE LOVE, ANON. I AM HERE TO SEND YOU TO YOUR ULTIMATE MARRIAGE

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:53:34 2015 No.13565057 >>13564976 >implying it's not this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPWuLSzDWnI

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:54:05 2015 No.13565058 >>13564973 How is hair over one eye donut steel? It's cute. Tons of characters in anime have it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:54:55 2015 No.13565064 >>13565048 A game about making boys and Monster Girls fall in love?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:55:00 2015 No.13565066 >>13565058 He even told you he was being sarcastic. Jesus christ...

Anonymous Thu May 28 19:56:02 2015 No.13565067

>>13565044
On the contrary. The wandering scholar supposedly makes monsters sound worse than they are in practice.

It's why KC had a different (monster) character write about the Demon Realms. Because the wandering scholar character would have made it less biased and might have given you advice on how avoid all of the stuff featured in the Demon Realm.

It's kind of been forgotten sadly, but it was really obvious in KC's earlier stuff that the encyclopedia considered monsters something that you would want to avoid even if they could be waifus.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:56:07 2015 No.13565068 >>13565018 BE ADVISED: She's after your heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:57:25 2015 No.13565070 >>13565066 I forgot to take off my retard helmet when I typed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:57:59 2015 No.13565071 >>13565067 Come on, that line sounds like straight-up traitor talk >Nah man, they're called slaves, but they're more like husbands, honestly!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:59:00 2015 No.13565077 >>13565070 Happens to the best of us I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:01:01 2015 No.13565083 SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

Anonymous Thu May 28 20:01:13 2015 No.13565085

>>13564987
>Cupid on skates shooting at passersby
>Apsara in baggy pants and hoodie performing tricks in and above large crowds to get their attention
>Houri lagging behind on a scooter, scattering out flyers to spread the word of Eros
Jet Set Libido sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:01:38 2015 No.13565086 >>13565083 AND YOU'RE TO RAPE

Anonymous Thu May 28 20:01:52 2015 No.13565088

>>13565018
>Look out, Snake!
>She is a creature known as Cupid. They can fly with ease and that individual posses Vulcan bow that can fire 100 arrows per second. But their arrows don't kill, they make their victims very... aroused and amorous
>Amorous, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:03:32 2015 No.13565096 >>13565088 >I really wish you would stop taking the last word I said, and rephrase it as a question everytime we talk.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:03:44 2015 No.13565097 >>13565088 Cupid flirting with Pit when?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:03:47 2015 No.13565098 >>13565088 >Don't get any ideas snake! One hit and be in the palm of her hand. In both ways.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:04:47 2015 No.13565102 >>13565096 Please. They do that in anime alllll the time. Still not any less unnecessary.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:06:01 2015 No.13565105 >>13565083 What's next? Lilims in suits crashing a party set to the Blues Brothers or The Boys are Back in Town?

Anonymous Thu May 28 20:06:03 2015 No.13565106

>>13565071
Monsters also use euphemisms about eating you, but they're obviously not after your flesh.

The way I see it, it probably meant that despite the names used it's not exactly cumpump status. This is best shown with the Ushi Oni who learned to cook for husband. You wouldn't have guessed that one would do that based on their profile.

It's probably less literal slavery and more like a couple a little too into BDSM. Or something.

The character just writes what he observes, but he's supposed to be third position. If he saw edgy things happening he'd write about it too.

You can interpret the character as slowly becoming a traitor as time goes on, I guess. But those were all written early on, so around the time when he was still giving advice on how to avoid a few monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:06:30 2015 No.13565109 >>13565102 "All the time"-dato?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:07:36 2015 No.13565112 >>13565105 >crashing a party WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:08:30 2015 No.13565115 >>13565106 Fair enough. But it's always a good idea to be wary of people who use too many euphemisms.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:08:32 2015 No.13565116 >>13564923 >Busty long-haired Kuudere >the power to bring about an immortal love that never fades The MG i need in my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:08:46 2015 No.13565117 Could a Cupid use a crossbow instead of a regular bow? For those with extra thick shells?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:08:54 2015 No.13565118 >>13565041 I can and still will. Magical brainwashing by a third faction is shit. I'm actually starting to feel bad for the monstergirls too due to the Eros faction's bullshit.

Anonymous Thu May 28 20:09:21 2015 No.13565121
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>>13564923
>You're eating lunch beside your dragon girl friend and classmate.
>She's incredibly arrogant, but you know that deep down she's a good girl. Very deep down.
>You're listening to her detail why it's necessary to exterminate the tanukis when you see something strange from across the cafeteria
>The weird angel exchange student with pink wings and a beret is playing around with a toy bow. Her sights are set directly at you and the dragon girl
>It pierces your friend's chest and disappears within an instant. Nobody else seems to notice anything except for the pink angel herself who flashes a tiny smile of satisfaction before sitting down.
>Your heart freezes watching your friend's lifeless body slump forward. After a minute of open mouthed terror you extend your shaking hand to her shoulder expecting her to fall down
>Instead her claw clamps down on your wrist with an iron grip. She makes a sound you've never heard before which you soon realize is girlish giggling.
>"A-Anon." She smiles shyly while leaning closer to you. You can practically see her pupils dilate as she lays her free claw on your chest.
>"I've always thought you were super cool, actually. D-Do you want to visit me today?" Your throat goes dry watching the normally dominant and cruel dragon melting into a puddle of nervous giggling and anxious hair twirling.
>From across the room the foreign exchange student gives you a thumbs up.

how do you react?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:10:30 2015 No.13565125 >>13565118 Is there a single faction in MGE that isn't shit? I guess Big Boss was right, we have to create peace ourselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:10:33 2015 No.13565126 >>13565018 Also dicking around. https://imgur.com/a/OtDrV >>13565117 Cho Ko Nu cupid when.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:10:49 2015 No.13565127 >>13565067 I'm not sure if its the translation, but the scholar came across as very pro-monster in the first guide. All the profiles are basically "and this monster is a super cool waifu because..."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:11:46 2015 No.13565132 >>13565121 Turn her down.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:11:54 2015 No.13565133 >>13565121 I call shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:13:19 2015 No.13565141 >>13565121 >detail why it's necessary to exterminate the tanukis YES E S Waifu her Hard. Many times. In all positions. And after that we will remove some jewnukis together GAS THE JEWNUKIS

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:13:27 2015 No.13565142 >>13565117 I'm worried. Instead of just saying, "Well, I don't think so if she's the kind of person who would detest using crossbows. After all, there was a time when people found the crossbow to be unfair," ... My mind went to "Cupid Xigbar?"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:14:26 2015 No.13565147 >>13565126 >dicking around Fellow recolour-kun pls. I shan't forgive the barometz one tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:14:42 2015 No.13565149 >>13565127 Well, duh, he has artist fairy waifu. I'm pretty sure shey greatly affected his monster judging skills

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:15:03 2015 No.13565150 >>13565126 a corruption version is missing

Anonymous Thu May 28 20:15:55 2015 No.13565155

>Cupid has arrows designed for stubborn people
>I'm extremely paranoid and shy
Good luck, I'm behind seven psychological issues!

Anyway, I wonder if there are people who would be too much for an arrow to affect, like someone who has a crippling fear of others or hates people to genocidal levels?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:16:43 2015 No.13565159 >>13565142 >No Cupid will ever proclaim >"My bolts of love will pierce even the thickest of hides to reach your heart"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:16:48 2015 No.13565161 >>13565121 Reciprocate thumbs up with another.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:16:54 2015 No.13565162 >>13565155 Don't worry, magical arrows can never pierce our hatred.

Anonymous Thu May 28 20:17:21 2015 No.13565163

>>13565127
It's a translation thing, mostly. It's supposed to come off as threatening or scientific depending on the profile, while not really being very threatening at all.

Like the english equivalent is something like

>"And beware of this thing! It'll try to marry and have sex with you!"

I don't know if KC stuck with this for his newer stuff, but it was certainly the case in his very early stuff. Scylla's old profile told you how to avoid them, but the updated one sort of overlooked it. Devilbug's is one off the top of my head that tells you how to avoid them.

Other profiles also give you hints on how to "defeat" them. Of course the solution is always sexual and contains euphemisms. So those stuck around. Like Jabberwock and Mimic being the most obvious.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:17:26 2015 No.13565164 >>13565126 Lilim version please

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:17:55 2015 No.13565166 >>13565142 >Cupid >Ever cosplaying Xigbar As if.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:19:08 2015 No.13565172 >>13565121 Oh I can tell I'm going to like all the stories Cupid brings us.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:19:32 2015 No.13565174 >>13565121 >Dragon Girl friend Time to remove that space.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:19:33 2015 No.13565175 >>13565147 Metz is my favorite color. >>13565150 Well I uploaded my god awful PSD so if anyone else with PS who wants to take a crack at it they can. Food is calling. http://www.mediafire.com/download/2g911ow6g1w8g6x

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:21:06 2015 No.13565180 File: 71 KB, 620x420, 01x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565162 >can never pierce our hatred I want to see Cupid vs Not Important duel

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:21:27 2015 No.13565183 >>13565175 >Metz is my favorite color. Not even mad.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:22:08 2015 No.13565186 >>13565126 I really like the blue and white one. Very well done.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:23:21 2015 No.13565193 >>13565180 I don't care much for seeing dead women.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:24:59 2015 No.13565198 >>13565121 I want this but with a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:26:18 2015 No.13565203 >>13564123 Doomed to Alphood and will make their lives a living hell if they do it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:28:43 2015 No.13565208 >>13565121 Storm up to the arrow bitch and demand she undoes whatever bullshit she did to my friend. She was cool before, now she's been reduced to a gibbering idiot. She deserved better than this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:29:43 2015 No.13565210 File: 108 KB, 320x439, Magicmushroom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565198 there's already the pseudo-matango shroom that makes monstergirl deeply desire to be joined to their partners for as long as the effect lasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:29:56 2015 No.13565212 >>13565193 >not wanting necro cupid Pleb

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:30:54 2015 No.13565216 >>13565212 I'll live.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:30:56 2015 No.13565217 >>13565121 If she's going to turn into a moeblob I prefer her the other way

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:31:45 2015 No.13565218 the whole cupid love arrow thing is nice and all but what about the black arrow doesn't that just mean she can end any relationship and then jump in and sweep the man off his feet why would one even use the black arrow

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:32:56 2015 No.13565223 >>13565208 Indeed. It's time to take up arms against Eros and her ilk!

Anonymous Thu May 28 20:33:16 2015 No.13565225

>>13565210
Yeah, but it's better with a wingman, and the Cupid's effects sound permanent.

>>13565218
More justification for men to abandon human women and go fuck monsters, and it's nicer than just saying "a monster raped you so now you love hr and not your wife".

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:33:49 2015 No.13565228 >>13565218 Her god wouldn't allow her to NTR others.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:34:51 2015 No.13565232 >>13565218 The arrow doesn't do that. It's meant for lone wolf types, or people without anyone, to strongly desire love from another person. It basically makes you addicted to love and go through withdrawal in one go.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:35:30 2015 No.13565235 >>13565218 It's for shut-ins with little opportunity to seek love and those who don't take love seriously and consider just a luxury they don't need. Or megasluts who won't settle down.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:36:04 2015 No.13565237 >>13565232 If that isn't brainwashing/drugging, I don't know what is.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:36:17 2015 No.13565239 >>13565216 But anon Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

Anonymous Thu May 28 20:36:22 2015 No.13565240

>>13565218
If she were to shoot people who appeared to be in an unhappy relationship were shot with the "Lead Arrows", I can see it going one of two ways.

A) The couple really did love each other, and just couldn't express it properly. Drained of love, they feel the love each other felt for the other more strongly than before, and immediately fuck like rabbits, reassured of their mutual love

B) They didn't actually love each other, and simply break up, disgusted with each other, as they wander in search of someone who does love them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:37:05 2015 No.13565241 >>13565232 >>13565235 >KC: Individuality? What's that? Should've expected that from a nip.

Anonymous Thu May 28 20:37:10 2015 No.13565242

>>13565218
The love arrow is for those who appreciate love and want to find it. The Iron arrow is for those who don't appreciate love, the black arrow emphasizes the sense of loss by being a kissless handholdless virgin, and makes you eager to accept the first girl to show any affection to you, because she represents the love you never had.

Anonymous Thu May 28 20:37:20 2015 No.13565243
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>>13565218
It doesn't sound like it destroys relationships. More like it just makes whoever it hits feel super lonely, as though they haven't had any attention in forever.

So rather than destroy relationships, it just makes you really thirsty for any affection you can get - including from your current partner.

Glacies does exactly the same thing, really.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:38:00 2015 No.13565249 >>13565237 >>13565241 >Taking everything the wrong way Of course you guys would break the shitposting speed record with the new girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:38:07 2015 No.13565250 >>13565239 Damn...I hate it when that happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:39:08 2015 No.13565253 >>13565249 >shitposting Oh please.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:39:34 2015 No.13565255 >>13565249 >Expecting anything else from /mgt/ And yet you reply anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:40:10 2015 No.13565258 >>13565239 Shouldn't it be Omae Wa Mou Aishiteru?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:40:27 2015 No.13565259 >>13565241 >the love god thinks everyone should value love, and those that don't need love in their life I don't see anything wrong with this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:40:37 2015 No.13565261 >>13565249 well it just seems kind of like mind control.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:41:31 2015 No.13565265 >>13565259 I suppose her internal logic makes sense. Still not gonna be an Eros follower.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:41:37 2015 No.13565266 >>13565261 >control It influences things, but it is not outright control.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:43:16 2015 No.13565272 >>13565266 What do you call "influencing someones mind/values" then?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:43:49 2015 No.13565274 >>13565249 >Breaking the record Please. Cait Sith was even faster. Also, >discussion >shitposting

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:43:59 2015 No.13565275 >>13565272 This word called "Influencing".

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:44:13 2015 No.13565277 >>13565265 You know, as far as gods go she's not that bad. The greeks put up with a lot more shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:44:31 2015 No.13565280 >>13565272 Education No, I'm shitting you, it's mind control

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:45:39 2015 No.13565282 >>13565275 It sounds a lot less threatening, I'll give you that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:46:06 2015 No.13565285 >>13565277 >God giving out love like it's hotcakes I seriously don't know why people don't like it. Are they intentionally finding things not to like in a setting?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:46:40 2015 No.13565288 >>13565277 I don't think anyone could argue against that. They were pretty metal though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:47:42 2015 No.13565291 >>13565285 Do you like cake? I assume you do. What if I shoved cake in your face, forcefully?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:48:08 2015 No.13565292 >>13565291 >What if I shoved cake in your face, forcefully? i'd probably would moan

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:48:55 2015 No.13565297 >>13565285 No one wants anything forced on them anon. Even love. It's worthless if you don't decide to accept it for yourself. Especially since all her followers charm you to force you to love.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:48:55 2015 No.13565298 >>13565292 Dude, don't make it l-lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:49:11 2015 No.13565300 >>13565258 >not Omae Wa Mou Haramasete

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:49:16 2015 No.13565302 >>13565291 Well, I wouldn't be able to eat the cake normally. So a better comparison is that she forces you to sit down at that table and proclaims that you have to eat all the cake.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:50:26 2015 No.13565306 >>13565302 Sure, but I hope my point came across at least somewhat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:51:18 2015 No.13565313 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Anon's True power.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565297 >Force A Cupid's gold arrow merely awakens feelings of love that already exist. They are useless against hermits or ronery anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:51:23 2015 No.13565314 >>13565297 Is this really any different from cupid's love arrows in other settings? Any god dealing with emotions is always going to have that ambiguity in any setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:51:32 2015 No.13565316 File: 110 KB, 372x330, 1428230878917.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565302

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:52:15 2015 No.13565321 >>13565313 I guess that...better?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:53:15 2015 No.13565325 >>13565321 >*that's

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:54:37 2015 No.13565329 >>13565313 >that webm The shit is this fuck?

Anonymous Thu May 28 20:54:49 2015 No.13565332

>>13565313
>A Cupid's gold arrow merely awakens feelings of love that already exist. They are useless against hermits or ronery anons.
Exactly. So she forces you to feel love with the black one.

>>13565314
Not really. I think all gods who force emotions dont people are assholes. Your a god, why do you gotta fuckin' meddle so much? Just sit back and fuck some divine bitches.

Anonymous Thu May 28 20:55:16 2015 No.13565335

>>13565321
The lead arrow in contrast makes one heavily desire love from something, and works on just about any type of person I imagine.
For example, if used on a NEET he'd desire love more than hotpockets or waifus. If he's reached the Chaos;Head levels of NEETness that would just backfire though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:55:32 2015 No.13565337 >>13565313 BTW what happened in kamen riders written by urobutcher? Any quality suffering?

Anonymous Thu May 28 20:55:36 2015 No.13565338
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>>13565132
>"Sorry I'm busy." You watch with a strange satisfaction as something inside of her breaks at your words.
>"???" Her mouth opens but nothing comes out. Her lower lip quivers in a mix of confusion and despair.
>That's when you feel it. Her claw still wrapped around your wrist tightens to a terrible degree in proportion to the sadness on her face.
>"Y-You don't understand." Her cold tone throws you off as she stands up. You're forced to follow as she calmly drags you out of the cafeteria.
>The pink angel winks with raised eyebrows while making an obscene hand gesture. Fucking bitch.
>The dragon stops for no one; pushing professors and students out of the way while firmly leading you forward. Any attempt to get her to stop is met with a simple "I'll make you understand Anon."
>With a single kick she forces open the locked door to the school roof and launches you onto the grey concrete floor.
>The door swings closed behind her as both of her claws cup your cheeks and she comes as close as she can without touching.
>Her breath comes in panicked puffs of heat and smoke. Her eyes teary with despair while still shining with determination.
>"For me there's only Anon. I can't possibly have anyone else if they're meant to be my treasure." Her breath becomes more erratic, sounding more like sobbing as she explains.
>"That's why, even if you hate me from now on I need to make you understand how precious you are to me." A few tears release from her eyes and slip down her cheeks.
>"You'll definitely come home with me, won't you Anon?" Her claws are tense, the pressure exerted on your face is enough to make you wince despite how calm she seems on the surface.

What do you do?

Anonymous Thu May 28 20:56:02 2015 No.13565340

>>13565313
Judging by this
>"Even those who are dull and unaware of love, and those who are too haughty and prideful to love another, will notice the love directed towards them."
The Black arrow might just make it so you suddenly notice someone's feelings for you.
It's probably meant for either haughty assholes, or people who are harem protag level dense.
It's literally a "Notice me Senpai" arrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:56:23 2015 No.13565341 >>13565337 Fuck if I know. I don't watch it. That webm is from Power Rangers/Super Sentai.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:56:40 2015 No.13565342 >>13565332 >So she forces you to feel love with the black one. does she shove it down your throat?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:57:10 2015 No.13565346 >>13565329 A Mad scientist gave a lonely otaku working as a delivery boy the ability to live out his sentai delusions. This is the result.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:57:10 2015 No.13565347 >>13565335 At the end of the day, it's just KC's usual hyperbole. At least, I hope so.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:57:26 2015 No.13565349 >>13565340 Also for the super dense. Being a Harem PC will no longer be a perfect defense anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:57:34 2015 No.13565350 >>13565259 >Eros is basically one of those shitty Hollywood chick flicks personified Even the Demon Lord sounds better than her. Some people like being alone, forcing emotions on them that they wouldn't otherwise have is bullshit and objectionable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:58:03 2015 No.13565353 >>13565338 Go out with some low tier girl and laugh in her face.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:58:19 2015 No.13565355 >>13565338 Engage in bullying.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:58:27 2015 No.13565356 >>13565338 Use the sacred technique of Pocket Sand and run the fuck home.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:58:34 2015 No.13565357 >>13565341 >That webm is from Power Rangers/Super Sentai. Is there a difference between PR and KR?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:58:35 2015 No.13565358 >>13565338 running seems like a good option now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:58:39 2015 No.13565359 >>13565346 I can't decide if I like it or not. This is Deadly Premonition all over again.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:58:54 2015 No.13565362 >>13565337 In episode 14, a main character discovered that his best friend, THE main character, had unknowingly murdered their dance gang's leader, after he'd mutated into a monster. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:59:38 2015 No.13565363 >>13565338 Tell her that you are already dating with your human chilhood friend

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:59:45 2015 No.13565365 >>13565357 Yes. It's completely noticable if you have more than 6 brain cells.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:00:27 2015 No.13565368 >>13565132 >>13565338 You're both awful. I just wanted to give her a kiss and take her out on a date.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:00:51 2015 No.13565369 >>13565338 Don't make me get my Dragon Slayer™ sword.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:01:08 2015 No.13565371 File: 2.97 MB, 640x360, Protector of smiles..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565357 Yeah a little.

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:02:31 2015 No.13565375

>>13565338
>"No. You're not yourself right now. Even if I did like you, I still wouldn't fuck you. Not while you're not you."
>Put your hand on her cheek
>"Come back to your senses. Should a dragon be so undignified as to fall to some one else's enchantment? Don't you see?! The Tanukis did this!"

>>13565342
No she shoots it into your chest from a few hundred meters away

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:03:51 2015 No.13565380 >>13565375 I think it would be more erotic shoving it down your throat.

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:04:25 2015 No.13565383
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>>13565337
So much suffering.
Kurokage, Malika, Sigurd, and Duke all died.
Baron became the final boss and died.
Gaim sacrificed his humanity and became a god, then fucked off to the other end of the galaxy with all of the forest and monsters to save humanity.
Mai died and became the mysterious woman from the early episodes.
Turns out she tried to warn everyone to prevent all the bad shit, but she could only talk cryptic for some reason and the future refused to change. She fucks off with Gaim to the other end of the galaxy at the end.
Knuckle, Bravo, Zangetsu, and Gridon all survive, but lose their belts forever. Gridon becomes a fucking man and finally learns that Kurokage is dead.
Ryugen survives, but the guilt of what he did weighs on him heavily and he refuses to hang out with any of his old friends because he feels like he doesn't deserve it.
He gets better during the post-season episode though.
Suffering all over the place man.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:04:30 2015 No.13565384 >>13565380 Go away, alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:06:52 2015 No.13565392 >>13565121 >>13565338 What's the point of her being dere if I didn't do it with my own power?

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:07:07 2015 No.13565393
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>>13565383
>Watched Fourze first
>oh man Kamen Rider is awesome
>MFW watching the other series

I still really like it, but holy fuck this is a wild ride I wasn't expecting.

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:08:32 2015 No.13565398

>>13565064
No, Anon.

A game about a Monstergirl Cupid Captain and her squad being sent to a big human settlement, which was hit by a disastrous Demonic Energy Storm that engulfed it and left it in ruins. Her mission was to save human boy refugees that survived the disaster from the Paladin 33rd Unit, which was previously sent there to do the very same thing, the same unit that went AWOL and took over what was left of the city.

As she slowly makes her way into the abandoned metropolis covered in mutated terrain and flora pulsing with Mamono Mana, she sees the horrors that the excess of magic energy is truly capable of doing. Innocent, helpless human men being violated by wild MGs, rogue Paladins executing incubi and monsters in the name of purity, and the ever-present corrupted atmosphere that reeks of Demonic Energy, which spread and emanated throughout the entire city as if it were its domain.

She and her comrades see things KC would never allow in his canon, things that could break one's sanity if seen too many times. Together, the Cupid and her crew manage overcome the many obstacles imposed by the wild no-man's-land, from environmental hazards to mindless monsters, to Paladins of the 33rd; some deserving of mercy, others not as much.

cont.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:08:48 2015 No.13565399 >>13565338 >Yandere Dragon I COULDN'T BE MORE HARD THEN I AM RIGHT NOW.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:08:51 2015 No.13565400 >>13565375 >>13565392 >Cupid uses her magic arrows to make the girl you hang out with open up and reveal her feelings for you >Anons ignore it since it wasn't at her own prompting Buncha assholes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:09:04 2015 No.13565402 >>13565392 There is no point, anon.

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:09:33 2015 No.13565403

>>13565398
To her dismay, the situation goes from bad to worse, as her every decision start to become increasingly more difficult than the previous. Struggling to keep her sanity intact upon the brutality of the world around her, she decides to become more aggressive in the field, worrying her squadmates. Her hand was forced, and so, evil must pay the price, traitors, incubi and monster alike.

The time eventually comes where the true face of horror reveals itself, putting both her mind and body to the ultimate test. Despite her friends’ numerous pleads for her to reconsider her methods, her courage, now completely replaced by blind anger, pushes her further than she, or anyone else, should have. Her stubbornness costs her the trust and purity of her fellow soldiers, who unfortunately succumb to lust and abandon her to find humans to rape.

Now completely alone in a dangerous, unpredictable battlezone, the Cupid fights her way to the heart of the lost city, putting down all who stand in her path. With her sanity long gone, she starts hallucinating, having visions of her past deeds, which haunt her mind like ghosts throughout the entire battle. Exhausted and nearly broken, the shell of a once pure warrior of love climbs the highest tower in the entire city, certain that her answers await her at the top.

Tired and barren, the Cupid arrives at the top of the tower, where the root of this horrendous nightmare, the Heart of Darkness, resides. The first thing to catch her eye is the sight of a feminine figure standing in the middle of the room, painting a picture of Monstergirl and human man making love among many other couples, all surrounded by the infamous monster magic.

cont.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:09:47 2015 No.13565404 >>13565400 but thats almost like getting a hooker

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:10:06 2015 No.13565409 >>13565400 Take your brainwashing somewhere else.

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:10:12 2015 No.13565410

>>13564923

>"Aw, shit."
>"What's wrong, sister?"
>"See that kind, hardworking sonuvabitch down there?"
>"Yeah?"
>"See his pretty childhood friend who's completely oblivious to his feelings because of her obsession with chasing the dense harem-guy?"
>"Uh-huh..."
>"Weeeeeell... I missed her and hit the washed-up kejourou pornstar across the street."
>"Oh... Oh WOW."
>"Yeah."
>"This is gonna get weird."
>"Definitely."
>"..."
>"..."
>"Popcorn?"
>"Popcorn."

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:10:40 2015 No.13565411

>>13565403
The figure turns to her and begins walking in her direction, but is soon stopped by the Cupid, who instinctively points her rusty bow and arrow at it. Stepping into the light, the figure reveals itself as one of the most powerful monsters to ever walk the earth. Shockingly, she was no stranger to this woman, she knew who she was.

It was “her”, the one who started all this, the one who plunged this entire human settlement into chaos, Druella Konrad.

The nearly defeated Cupid soldier musters the strength she has left in her to demand answers, the reason for this enormous disaster. Sporting a vicious smug, the powerful Lilim slowly approaches her and leans close to her face. Her words send the poor warrior of Eros into a panic, finally breaking her once pure mind for good:

“Did you really think you could save any human boys when you came here? You didn’t. You’ve raped them, my dear Cupid, you’ve raped them all. You're no savior, your talents lie elsewhere. I'm going to count to five, then I'm pulling the trigger.”

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:10:47 2015 No.13565412 >>13565400 maybey they just want to be unhappy, like that speech mr.smith said about that in the matrix.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:11:31 2015 No.13565415 >>13565400 Sorry for not shagging someone who isn't in their right mind. You're right, we are terrible people.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:12:02 2015 No.13565417 >>13565400 I like doing some things off my own power. Shoot me. It makes it worth more.

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:12:34 2015 No.13565418

>>13565409
>Brainwashing
It doesn't make up feelings. Just brings to the surface what was already there.

>>13565404
I don't even know what to say to that.

>>13565412
Well, yes, that much is obvious.
It's just the absurd reasons they come up with rather than just admitting it that boggles my mind.

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:12:37 2015 No.13565420

>>13565353
>"Yeah why not." You halfheartedly say while slipping out of her grasp. She makes a noise that sounds like a sigh of relief mixed into a gasp of happiness.
>She opens her arms to crush you in a hug of unrestrained happiness, but you roll beside it and hear the concrete crack with the strength of her joy.
>"But I need to get my backpack first." Without any time to spare you run past the violently happy dragon and out the door.
>"I'll wait by the front gaaaate!" Her voice trails off as you throw yourself down the stairs in search of someone, anyone.
>Just as you turn onto the main hallway you're met with three different targets for your new plan of dragon suffering.
>The oomukade senpai with giant tits who likes to pester you to join her in the library?
>The mantis girl who sits behind you in class and keeps insisting on recommending anime for the two of you to watch together?
>Or the fidgety kejourou teacher who sometimes ask you to wash her hair after class?
>These three options are the closest monstergirls at your availability for prime NTRing of the yandere dragon.

Who choose, keep searching?

first reply wins.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:12:57 2015 No.13565422 >>13565415 >Isn't in her right mind She is in her right mind, it just fully awakens her feelings for you. Basically you skip past those 23 episodes in the RomCom to get to the part where they actually confess to eachother.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:12:58 2015 No.13565423 >>13565338 Tell her to fuck off Say you already have a bride. Some cyclops, oomukade, lizard, human or other shit tier

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:13:13 2015 No.13565427 >>13565412 Yep, that's probably it. ...actually no, that's stupid and makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:13:14 2015 No.13565428 >>13565420 TURN AROUND AND FUCK HER BRAINS OUT

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:14:11 2015 No.13565432

>>13565415
I bed you'd wait until she can confess her feelings for you naturally and earnestly, without some magic brainwashing, you deviant. I bet you'd rather see the innocent blush on her face, rather than empty eyes reciting lines like they were fed to her, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:14:17 2015 No.13565434 >>13565420 Mantis

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:14:23 2015 No.13565436 >>13565420 Mantis

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:14:34 2015 No.13565438 File: 32 KB, 290x318, 1429582742826.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565420 >>13565428

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:14:38 2015 No.13565440 >>13565427 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb6yOklzHMI

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:14:56 2015 No.13565443 >>13565422 >skip past those 23 episodes in the RomCom Yeah, nevermind all the character growth. Do you also skip right to the end in agame?

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:15:00 2015 No.13565444

>>13565415
She's not anymore out of a right state of mind than before, she just has the sudden compulsion to talk about feelings she was otherwise keeping down. Simply that what she was thinking somewhere in her mind has now been externalized.

>>13565417
>Cupid shoots you with an arrow
>You go act on your feelings with your own power
Quit being such an emotional brat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:15:57 2015 No.13565448 >>13565432 I confess, I would. Put me away officers, I deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:16:22 2015 No.13565449 >>13565428 Thanks for ruining all the fun. Fuck this place.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:16:33 2015 No.13565450 >>13565443 >Growth There's no real growth until you become lovers. Until then you're just friends who hang out occasionally. Do you always see things in a negative light all the time?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:16:42 2015 No.13565453 >>13565428 Meh, that doesn't count The choice was between 3 girls, there was no option to fuck dragon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:17:01 2015 No.13565454 >>13565440 You'll forgive me if I don't the matrix seriously.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:17:44 2015 No.13565457 >>13565453 It counts.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:18:16 2015 No.13565459 >>13565450 >Do you always see things in a negative light all the time? I dunno, do you enjoy getting spoonfed everything?

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:18:24 2015 No.13565460

>>13565432
>>13565448
Seriously, it's not like brainwashing, like people jump at the bit to call nigh on everything. It's just like >>13565422 says.

>>13565443
Except their characters don't develop any more. It's just skipping past all the pointless misunderstandings and bullshit that their own insecurities cause them to overthink.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:18:30 2015 No.13565461 >>13565453 Wouldn't not going through with it result in getting cursed by Eros and being unable to find love or some fuck? Which is probably what you or that one guy wants.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:19:12 2015 No.13565464 >>13565420 Titty bug.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:19:31 2015 No.13565467 >>13565449 >NTRing a cute Dragon Girl >Fun Fuck this place. There is no hope nor heroes left in /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:19:43 2015 No.13565468 >>13565459 >spoonfed Already running out of things to respond with and resorting to things that make no sense? And I'll beat you to your next response: >Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:20:03 2015 No.13565469 >>13565460 I don't see why we have to defend not wanting a 3rd party to meddle in our affairs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:21:18 2015 No.13565471 >>13565468 If you want to be like that, be my guest.

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:21:37 2015 No.13565473

>>13565444
>Quit being such an emotional brat.
This is all you have?
>It's not brainwashing guys
>You're just "awakening" to your true feelings. Yeah!

Look, what the fuck is you problem? I don't want some random bitch to solve all my problems for me. I have pride. Not a lot, but it's there. I want to look back at my family and know I made it mine with my own feelings and my own emotions, that I didn't just breeze through it with blurry rose-tinted glasses and wake up one day with everything before me. Like it were all worthless.

Why are you trying to shove this on me, man? What happened to different strokes for different folks? Live and let live and all that bullshit. You want some one to do the hard work for you, sure. Whatever. But quit trying to make out like those who don't want the same thing are in the wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:22:16 2015 No.13565474 >>13565469 >Mettle She's basically helping you out and skipping past months, maybe even years, of misunderstandings. If anything she makes the relationship actually happen much quicker.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:22:52 2015 No.13565479 >>13565469 I don't see why I have to defend that using a third party's influence as an excuse to throw everything out the window is a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:23:09 2015 No.13565480 >>13565474 That doesn't answer my question.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:23:21 2015 No.13565481 >>13565473 They ARE your own feelings or emotions you fucking twat, it says it right there in her profile that her golden arrow awakens feelings that are already present. It can't do shit if they aren't there already.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:23:41 2015 No.13565482 >>13565474 but I like misunderstandings

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:24:26 2015 No.13565483 >>13565480 What you said wasn't a question. >>13565482 Then it's likely a Cupid might not even appear.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:24:34 2015 No.13565485 >>13565479 You don't, nevermind the fact that you're not on the defense anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:24:38 2015 No.13565487 Traitor here, you brainwash and corrupt human women, not monsters. That shit's haram.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:24:50 2015 No.13565489 >>13565481 Except for the black one which amplifies the absence of love and compels you to seek out the first source. Kinda like brainwashing, don't you think? >Base insults Look if you got nothing, shut up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:24:53 2015 No.13565490 >>13565410 >Self-help books distributed at the temple of Eros. >'So Cupid Missed and a Terrifying Monster Wants Your Dick.' >It has exactly one page and only three words. >'BE A MAN.'

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:25:02 2015 No.13565491 >>13565473 It's one thing to want to do things on your own. That's fine, admirable, great. It's another thing to take someone's good will and help and use it as an excuse to just abandon everything entirely because you "Didn't do it yourself".

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:25:37 2015 No.13565494 >>13565483 >What you said wasn't a question. There was the implication of one. Should I spell it out?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:26:40 2015 No.13565498 >>13565490 Monsters would be such shitheads.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:28:39 2015 No.13565503 >>13565490 WE MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:29:45 2015 No.13565507 What will YOU do when Eros sends a squad of Pink Berets, trained in the art of seduction and love, to subdue you and force you to find your true love?

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:29:47 2015 No.13565508

>>13565489
The black arrow is meant for overly haughty and dense people as mentioned earlier in the thread.
>Brainwashing
It's not brainwashing in any way. You're still you.
Do you guys HAVE to do this every god damn time a new monster comes out? Is your reading comprehension that bad?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:30:16 2015 No.13565509 >>13565491 Victories you didn't achieve yourself are meaningless.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:30:40 2015 No.13565511 File: 188 KB, 592x348, Kuga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565371

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:31:18 2015 No.13565513 >>13565507 Stand beside my brothers, as we meet them head on.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:31:24 2015 No.13565515 >>13565509 So victories achieved through teamwork are meaningless? Okay, glad to know that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:31:29 2015 No.13565518 >>13565509 BALDERDASH! plenty great things happen only because of teamwork

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:31:58 2015 No.13565521 >>13565509 So instead of trying things over on your terms, you just abandon things entirely? That's not "Being a man" or whatever, that's being a bloody idiotic coward.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:32:22 2015 No.13565523 >>13565515 >>13565518 >teamwork Power of friendship pls go.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:33:02 2015 No.13565524 >>13565507 I suckle on the teats of the Demon Army. Surely, I'll be safe right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:33:45 2015 No.13565528 >>13565511 Yes, that is the reaction that a number of monsters would have towards Kuuga.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:33:49 2015 No.13565530 >>13565507 Accept and my fuck my waifu.

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:34:43 2015 No.13565533

>>13564923
>Cupid shoots an Arrow of Lead at a grouchy man who's never loved anyone
>Hits him in the back
>"AAARGH! WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>Cupid thinks she did her job right, about to leave
>Instead of acknowledging lofe, he drops on the ground and starts bleeding out
>Her face when

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:35:01 2015 No.13565536 >>13565503 With all the force of a great typhoon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:35:28 2015 No.13565538 File: 702 KB, 900x950, Kuuga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565523 >Power of friendship = Teamwork http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fastball_Special >>13565528 .

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:35:49 2015 No.13565539
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>>13565428
>You're so engrossed in your plan for dragon suffering that you fail to realize the presence of a threat past the three contenders of NTR
>The cupid notches an ebony arrows and aims for your head in less than the fraction of an instant. "Nothing personal, kiddo." She lets out a hearty chuckle before letting it fly loose.
>You feel the arrow penetrate in your heart rather than your head. A terrible despair climbing up your spine and into your limbs as you fall on your knees from the shock of the epiphany
>Suffering? NTR? Why would you ever want to cause these things to one of your best friends? You feel disgusted with yourself before a new, more important thought lodges itself firmly in your mind.
>She's waiting for you. That dragon girl is waiting for you as patiently as she can and needs you this instant.
>You rise to your feet like a zombie before setting off. Your suicide sprint is such that papers are blown away and people stare at your afterimage as you pass by.
>A few people even cheer you on like they would their favorite athlete. Kind words of encouragement like "Fuck her twice as hard for my sake Anon!" "Give her what's coming to her!" "Those nuts better drag-on her face y'hear!"
>The light of the exit comes into view and you push the doors open with such strength that you still achieve four seconds of air time.
>She's waiting for you with a desperate look on her face which melts into glee at your sight. "Anon!?" She yelps while rushing to your side.
>"Are you ready now? Can we finally go?" She forcibly intertwines her claws between your fingers and plants a single kiss on your lips.

what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:35:50 2015 No.13565540 >>13565536 With all the strength of a raging fire!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:36:12 2015 No.13565542 >>13565521 >So instead of trying things over on your terms Ok smart guy, how?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:36:13 2015 No.13565543 >>13565533 No he just starts posting about >tfw no gf on /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:36:54 2015 No.13565546 >>13565539 SHOVE YOUR TONGUE DOWN HER THROAT

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:36:55 2015 No.13565547

>>13565533
>He jumps back up and starts eyeing a piece of pie
>"Pie, you know I've always loved you~"
>He removes his feetie pajamas and proceeds to preform various taboo things with that piece of pie
>The Cupid needed months of therapy
>The man later married the pie

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:37:00 2015 No.13565549 >>13564923 I now get the urge to stab myself with an Arrow of Lead and resist it effects.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:37:00 2015 No.13565550 >>13565539 Hold her hand all the way back to her house!

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:37:16 2015 No.13565552

>>13565507
>Group of soldiers trudging through a forest, making war and not love.
>One notices a flash of pink, then an arrow flies into him.
>He falls to the ground and everyone takes cover.
>More arrows follow, from multiple directions.
>They're precise and no one can spot the shooters. They're being fired from a great distance.
>A soldier clutches a pink arrow sticking out of his heart, lying on the ground.
>The soldier dragging him into cover screams "THIS MAN NEEDS A WAIFU, ASAP!"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:37:21 2015 No.13565553 >>13565543 I miss 2008 r9k

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:37:36 2015 No.13565554 >>13565546 Will you stop with that?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:38:17 2015 No.13565556 >>13565542 By not just abandoning a girl at the first sign she's been hit by an arrow, for one?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:38:54 2015 No.13565558 >>13565556 Great, and then what?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:39:34 2015 No.13565562 >>13565558 then you fuck her

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:39:44 2015 No.13565563 >>13565540 Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:39:56 2015 No.13565564 >>13565558 Crashing this plane. With no survivors.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:40:20 2015 No.13565565 >>13565552 >Pink arrow It should be the lead one. And somebody get that man a waifu before he posts on /r9k/!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:40:53 2015 No.13565568 >>13565554 CAN'T STOP THE LOVE TRAIN, BABY.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:41:03 2015 No.13565569 >>13565563 >tfw Mulan (the movie) is 17 years old

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:41:30 2015 No.13565570 >>13565562 Not really part of "my terms". >>13565564 Do I shoot her before I throw her out the plane, or after?

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:42:04 2015 No.13565571

>>13565558
>Then what
I could go on, say how you could wait for her to come down from the immediate effects, talk things over with her, but I get it. You don't care. If a girl has feelings for you, but they were revealed by a means other than your super-smooth seducing, then you don't care. You'd drop her and immediately seek your next conquest, rather than respond to her feelings like an actual man.

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:42:16 2015 No.13565572

>>13565491
>It's another thing to take someone's good will and help and use it as an excuse to just abandon everything entirely because you "Didn't do it yourself".

I never said anything like this. I just turn the girl in question down until her head clears, and she comes back to her senses. Then we continue from there. And if it doesn't I head to the nearest church of Eros with her in tow and ask they undo their enchantment.

>Muh good will
"Hell is full of good wishes and desires." Alternatively, "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." Why doesn't the bitch just ask "yo, want a hand with that there love problem?" They take it upon themselves and meddle. What if I actually wanted her? She wouldn't know that, she's so transfixed on hooking other people up. And all the guys she does like, she shoots full of love magic until they lose their mind and ravish them like beasts. I don't know how you feel, but I wouldn't be too pleased if my first time with potential waifu was just raping her brains out like a drooling animal. Call me old fashioned.

>>13565508
If I'm not acting the way I would usually act, I'm not me. There's a reason "He's not himself" is a saying to explain why some one starts acting strangely.

>"arrows of lead" cause the love of those shot to dry up. They will be overcome by a deep feeling of loss, and start to strongly desire love from another person."
This clearly alters the way you perceive things, i.e. brainwashing. sure I'm still me, that doesn't mean a 3rd party hasn't tampered with my perceptions in a way that suits them, thus made me act in a way in which I normally wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:42:34 2015 No.13565574 >>13565568 I will suplex your love train, just like Sabin-sensei.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:43:08 2015 No.13565578 >>13565570 You cant just go shooting anyone mate, I'm in charge here.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:43:16 2015 No.13565579 >>13565571 Chances are he's that one guy who doesn't like monster girls but stays for the setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:43:45 2015 No.13565582 >>13565571 Oh, are we playing the assumption game? You should've told me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:44:09 2015 No.13565585 File: 22 KB, 214x225, allgone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sharp teeth y/n?

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:44:22 2015 No.13565587

>>13565572
>Then we continue from there.
Yeah, that's not what you were saying before. You and several other guys instead seem to be saying that you'd drop a girl and start trying to get another one the second they got hit with a Cupid's Arrow, rather than confront her "Brainwashed" feelings.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:44:48 2015 No.13565589 >>13565578 Do you feel "in charge"?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:45:15 2015 No.13565590 >>13565587 You're arguing with more than one person genius. Don't you fucking tell me what I was saying.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:45:36 2015 No.13565592 >>13565585 Depends on how well she can keep them in check when they're near my hyper weapon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:45:36 2015 No.13565593 >>13565569 Yeah. I'm feeling old.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:45:53 2015 No.13565595 >>13565579 Chances are, you are wrong. So tell us, are you a gambling man, anon?

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:46:32 2015 No.13565601

>>13565572
>This clearly alters the way you perceive things
No it doesn't. While you now have a strong desire for love, you're still 99% the same.
Your attitude and beliefs haven't changed one bit, which is what brainwashing basically is according to the dictionary.
>made me act
No, you're still in control, as your perception of things was not changed one bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:46:35 2015 No.13565602 >>13565590 Obviously, at least two or three. But far as I could tell, they're all saying the same thing. >>13565572 was the first post to even say that they'd wait and talk it out with the girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:47:04 2015 No.13565605 >>13565585 yes, god yes, it's better that way When her mouth SHOULD be used for tearing people to shreds or bleeding them out vampire style, that just makes it all the more peversely illicit when you use it as an irrumato hole instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:47:25 2015 No.13565607 >>13565585 Yes. Fangs are great.

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:47:31 2015 No.13565609

>>13565498

>"Listen Kid, even in the UNLIKELY EVENT that I somehow, for some reason, missed my mark, those arrows are the physical manifestations of Eros' will."
>"But...-"
>"Which means that no matter what I hit, Eros willed it so. Even if I miss once or, say... seven times."
>"But-"
>"You fuck monster-grannies now Kid, deal with it."
>"But-!"
>"Next!"
>'NOW SERVING: Z-22.'

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:48:08 2015 No.13565611 >>13565593 You think that's bad? Enter Sandman has started playing on classic rock stations. Pretty soon Nirvana will as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:48:08 2015 No.13565612 >>13565602 >But far as I could tell How did that work out for you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:48:34 2015 No.13565614 >>13565585 Yes. God yes. They should be used for gentle nibbling if she's skilled enough with them to avoid hurting her partner.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:49:17 2015 No.13565618 File: 179 KB, 600x846, 14334509655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565585 It's fair to say that any MG with sharp teeth will play rough.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:49:50 2015 No.13565620 >>13565612 It doesn't invalidate the argument. Just cause you're willing to actually accept the girl's feelings and talk it out with her, doesn't change the fact that the other guy is awful and would rather just abandon her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:49:55 2015 No.13565621 >>13565585 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:50:45 2015 No.13565625 >>13565611 Wow....That... Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:52:29 2015 No.13565630 >>13565620 >It doesn't invalidate the argument If no one took the stance you're arguing against...yeah, it does actually.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:52:41 2015 No.13565632 >>13565582 Everybody assumes everything all the time here.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:53:04 2015 No.13565634 File: 194 KB, 600x846, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565618 Shark Girls are the best kind of Thugdere.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:54:00 2015 No.13565636 >>13565632 And it never stops being sad/funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:54:22 2015 No.13565637 >>13565630 You might not have, but the other guy's never mentioned anything about talking it over with a girl. Just dropping her like a sack of rocks to pursue a different girl who hasn't been "Won" for him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:54:23 2015 No.13565638 >>13565630 People did take his stance, we just never actually fucking spoke up. Some of us are trying to do things involving Cupid at the moment.

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:56:11 2015 No.13565646

>>13565602
You can't really tell very far, can you? This is one of my earlier posts. >>13565375. The clear indication is that I set aside her confession until after she's come back to her senses.

>>13565601
>Now we've moved on to blatant lies
Tell me again how "They will be overcome by a deep feeling of loss, and start to strongly desire love from another person." isn't altering my mindset, if I wasn't over come with a deep loss and strongly desired love in the first place? If my attitude and beliefs don't change then clearly the arrow doesn't work, and nothing happens. However, some thing does happen according to the profile, so evidently when you work back, it has to have changed your attitude.

>I'm still in control
So nothing happens and her shooting the arrow was pointless? No. It clearly does not work like that, or they wouldn't bother firing arrows in the first place. You're an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:56:34 2015 No.13565648 File: 304 KB, 509x739, d51ccb47dd04eb0670f1f35c5de235f3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lewd

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:56:41 2015 No.13565649 >>13565637 >other guy's never mentioned anything So you assumed is what you're saying.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:57:04 2015 No.13565651 File: 103 KB, 736x574, fb18e7dc9b952cf9049f4e6107b42d38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565634 >best kind of Thugdere. >Not oni. But that's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:57:54 2015 No.13565654 >>13565638 Well, things you didn't say can't be used against you, now can they?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:58:10 2015 No.13565655 >>13565651 B-But muh beach bully.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:58:25 2015 No.13565657 >>13565648 who loves orange soda? whoooo loves orange soda? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lTBUDBq8xw

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:58:33 2015 No.13565658

>>13565646
>Blatant lies
>Completely misunderstanding what I said
>It's still mindcontrol/brainwashing/ect even though nothing said actually supports it
I'm done.
I'm fucking done. Believe whatever you want to believe, just don't bring those beliefs up like a smart person.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:58:37 2015 No.13565659 >>13565651 Why not both?

Anonymous Thu May 28 21:59:56 2015 No.13565664

>>13565649
Hey, it's pretty clear he cares more about "Winning" than anything else. That's not an assumption, that's what he's out-right said.

>>13565646
Alright, fair enough, but I never connected that post to any of the more argumentative ones because honestly, it seemed like someone smart enough to avoid such things. My mistake for ASSUMING that anyone here would be intelligent enough to not be behind any other post no matter how idiotic.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:01:29 2015 No.13565676 >>13565664 >that's what he's out-right said He's mad about the interference, but where does he say he would drop her?

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:03:03 2015 No.13565686

>>13565550
>The walk back to her place is punctuated by the pain streaking up your arm as she crushes your hand in her claws
>You're incredibly happy, but that won't buy you a new set of fingers after these ones are ruined beyond all used.
>You get to her house, it's a normal looking suburban townhouse with two floors.
>It just so happens that the inside is furnished with towers of gold coins and jewels. "It's my mom's horde really." She insists while pushing you as quickly as she can toward her room.
>Her room is much more normal, other than the neatly organized pile of quarters and spare change which lies in the center of the room.
>"This, however, is the beginnings of my horde!" She seems proud of herself as she shows you the individual coins and trinkets that she's collected so far.
>You push her down onto the pile of coins while your other hand unbuttons on her school uniform.
>She seems surprised for all of two seconds before reaching down and tearing your pants off.
>Both of you are much too busy to notice the pink hair staring from outside the window.
>A mischievous smile on her face and a hand down her pants while she watches the two of you get it on
>"Damn it feels good to manipulate people." She moans and involuntarily arches her back while enjoying the scene playing out in front of her.

Yeah this got boring for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:03:46 2015 No.13565688 >>13565676 Seems the obvious implication since he believes he can no longer "Win" her himself. Interference has been done, her feelings revealed, he can never "Win" them himself, so he'll just move on to a girl he can "Win".

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:04:19 2015 No.13565690 >>13565422 >Basically you skip past those 23 episodes in the RomCom to get to the part where they actually confess to eachother. Great, now I can't shake from my mind that Cupid's love arrows are basically King Crimson.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:04:47 2015 No.13565694 >>13565686 Better boring than NTR.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:04:54 2015 No.13565696 >>13565686 Meh story turned to shit when you dident take the NTR route. Dragon vanilla is so fucking played out its getting ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:05:39 2015 No.13565703 >>13565688 >obvious implication Unless he outright says it, it's still an assumption. Still, I guess I can't fault you too much for making that leap.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:05:56 2015 No.13565704 >>13565696 I know, I really wanted someone to pick the big tits oomukade. I had the entire thing planned out in my head.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:06:06 2015 No.13565706 >>13565686 >Yeah this got boring for me. It turned shitty as soon as you followed the advice of the capslock autist.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:06:19 2015 No.13565709 >>13565696 But Dragon NTR tends to produce screams of apoplectic rage

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:06:21 2015 No.13565711 >>13565690 >Cupid with King Crimson stand .Less, I know you're here.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:06:39 2015 No.13565713 >>13565704 Write that one instead then.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:06:54 2015 No.13565715 >>13565704 Write alt end, nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:07:31 2015 No.13565718 >>13565686 You should of had him ignore her and made her go crazy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:07:33 2015 No.13565719 >>13565704 Write it then fuck the vanilla fags let them bitch its your story write it how you want.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:08:10 2015 No.13565724 >>13565704 I apologize for killing your writing boner, but I have no regrets in my decision to steer this onto the path of love. Feel free to Alt-End it though, nigga >>13565706 NO REGRETS

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:08:20 2015 No.13565725 >>13565618 >You will never bop a shark girl in the nose at mach 2 to get her off you

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:10:05 2015 No.13565732 Lovefags ruin everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:10:12 2015 No.13565733 >All these people who want to NTR a Dragon Awful. It's like Niebelfader's Dragon Story is suddenly everyone's favorite...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:10:22 2015 No.13565734 >>13565724 >Alt-End >Implying NTR isent the True end

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:10:44 2015 No.13565736 File: 53 KB, 680x517, 1432597843450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565704 >Letting someone else determine your story >When you have the entire thing in your head already I swear to god you must be a new kind of stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:10:58 2015 No.13565738 >>13565732 Rapefags ruin everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:11:19 2015 No.13565739 >>13565733 There is a difference between "magic arrow" and "Can't decipher the Dragons profile"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:11:22 2015 No.13565740 >>13565733 Wow its almost like different people have different fetishes who would have thought.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:11:27 2015 No.13565741

>>13565658
>I'm done.
Yeah, 'cause you're got nothing.
>Nothing supports it
Asides from the fact that I suddenly do things I otherwise wouldn't after the actions of a 3rd party. Sounds a lot like brainwashing.

>completely misunderstanding
What exactly am I supposed to be misunderstanding here? You've been nothing but contradicting.

>While you now have a strong desire for love, you're still 99% the same.
And yet I do things I wouldn't normally do, completely out of the blue?

>Your attitude and beliefs haven't changed one bit,
And yet I'm suddenly compelled to do something utterly at odds with my current attitude?

>No, you're still in control, as your perception of things was not changed one bit
You should know now that KC's patented "You awaken to your inner desires that you always had yet never realized" Is just sugarcoated bullshit. "Don't worry, you secretly want this." Please. You're not that stupid.

>>13565664
>seemed like someone smart enough to avoid such things
>I'm an idiot for arguing online in 4chan, /mgt/ of all places.
Well. Yeah. I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:11:51 2015 No.13565744 >>13565732 >Love ruins everything When did /mgt/ become all about NTR? I thought people disliked stuff like Niebelfader's Dragon/Black Harpies, or that Mobster Dragon Story...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:11:58 2015 No.13565745 >>13565733 But it is It's the only MG story I actually fapped to Do you ever fap reading smut?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:12:03 2015 No.13565746 >>13565738 >>13565732 All of you fags ruined everything yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:13:05 2015 No.13565750 >>13565746 This. Also >not being a loverapefag

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:13:32 2015 No.13565755 >>13565744 >Niebelfader's Dragon/Black Harpies I dislike that one mostly because of how contrived it was.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:14:15 2015 No.13565760 >>13565744 The vocal minority hate NTR but most people dont give a single fuck and just see it as it is a fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:14:56 2015 No.13565762 File: 210 KB, 624x1000, AZzY6By.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565734 Fill the ocean with your salt, it shall change not a thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:15:08 2015 No.13565764 >>13565733 >>13565744 >>13565755 God I literally feel ill just thinking about that story.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:15:09 2015 No.13565765 >>13565760 >The vocal minority hate NTR >Minority >NTR >NTRfags act like they're the majority You're like a guy with a birth defect saying he's a majority, stop it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:15:34 2015 No.13565766 >>13565760 This is bait.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:16:19 2015 No.13565770 >>13565760 >The vocal minority hate NTR It's more accurate to say the silent majority hates NTR, only the vocal minority are vocal about it. Nice try though.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:16:33 2015 No.13565771

>A Houri is just in Eros land cruising around
>Sees a cupid crying her eyes out
>Asks what's wrong
>Cupid explains that she finally found a guy she really loves, but he has someone that secretly loves him
>And she can't decide whether to set them up and do her duty, or to stop being lonely.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:16:38 2015 No.13565772 >>13565711 im here but i dont understand the reference

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:16:58 2015 No.13565774 File: 31 KB, 250x251, 1367900807822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565760 >Cucks trying to push their fetish

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:17:01 2015 No.13565775 >>13565760 >NTR fags >Being the majority HOH HOH HOH

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:17:21 2015 No.13565776 I treat NTR as a joke. Especially if the MC isn't even the one getting NTRed. I couldn't fap to it but I love seeing it because it makes me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:17:38 2015 No.13565777 >>13565772 It's a JoJo reference. King Crimson was a stand effect, try and look it up.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:17:48 2015 No.13565778

>>13565732
This. We could have had a story where an Eros zealot gets BTFO and an interesting dragon is cured from the giggling moeblob cancer but this is /mgg/

I hope we get some writefags who have the balls to do something different, like the old days.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:18:03 2015 No.13565779 File: 17 KB, 281x244, Living_doll_looks_down_on_Anons_post.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565760 >The vocal minority hate NTR Why do you have to be such a cuck, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:18:09 2015 No.13565780 >>13565772 Have you watched the Futurama episode "Time keeps on slipping"?

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:18:15 2015 No.13565781
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>>13565739
> normal thread attitude:
"The profiles are just guidelines, they're not all like that!"

> Thread attitude when someone writes a non-profile-like character
"Pfft, this is a nonsense character. They're nothing like that, read the profile!"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:18:29 2015 No.13565782 >>13565771 >implying she wouldn't just turn it into threesome marriage

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:18:34 2015 No.13565783 >>13565771 >This suffering Yes. Someone, like you, should write a full story about this girl's personal struggle between Duty and Love.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:18:57 2015 No.13565787 >>13565732 I fucking bet it was Zhana/lichanon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:19:29 2015 No.13565788 >>13565778 Define different.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:19:37 2015 No.13565789 >>13565782 Houris are down with that, but would cupids be?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:19:55 2015 No.13565790 >>13565776 I have no pity for NTR MC's, the way they just pussy out or start getting off on it firmly puts them in the cuck category and I have nothing but contempt and laughter for them after that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:20:40 2015 No.13565793 >>13565782 >Implying the houri wouldn't cram herself in to git sum dik along the girl and the cupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:20:56 2015 No.13565794 >>13565787 A) It's AnonLich. B) I'm not the all-caps guy. Though I for one am glad he averted a course of NTR. NTR a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:21:06 2015 No.13565796 >>13565789 All monsters are okay with that Except lamias and unicorns

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:21:07 2015 No.13565797 >>13565781 The problem is, he admitted that he tried to write it after the profile. And he took "becomes sub for their husband" as "sub for every fucker who comes to their house" So no, try again.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:23:15 2015 No.13565806

>Tanuki wins presidential election
>Runs on a decidedly un-Tanuki platform of wealth redistribution and consumer protections
>Her party also swept both the Senate and House of Representatives
>The average voter's enthusiasm turns to horror as her party rams legislation down congresses throat that essentially turns the country into a fascist dictatorship
>She gives a speech that amounts to "I'm putting human women in camps and there's nothing you can do to stop me"
>Single men are given large sums of money to be a part of the human breeding program to ensure humans don't die out
>And it's all thanks to her campaign manager and husband, Anon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:23:37 2015 No.13565809 >>13565796 I think clingy types in general wouldn't be cool with it. Wisp, Alraune, and Kraken don't seem the type. Some monsters just sort of accept it as a solution but not something they necessarily want from the start.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:23:49 2015 No.13565811 >>13565783 Those four lines were all I had though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:24:27 2015 No.13565815 >>13565806 >Tanuki wins presidential election Could've fooled me.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:24:31 2015 No.13565816

>>13565788
>Cupid hits normally proud and strong childhood friend with an arrow
>childhood friend turns into a generic giggling moron
>anon doesn't like this
>to the cupid's horror he ignores the friend's affections and does his all to revert her back to the friend he lost
>in the end anon finally forces a now broken cupid to turn his friend back to how she was

So really I'd like to see a story about platonic love I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:24:44 2015 No.13565819 >>13565806 I'm ok with everything but the camp

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:25:03 2015 No.13565820 >>13565794 You're welcome, friend. May your waifu smile upon you

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:25:13 2015 No.13565821 File: 473 KB, 840x848, Only the dead can understand how it works.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565772 It's a Jojo reference, look up the stand King Crimson.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:25:21 2015 No.13565823 >>13565806 Does this mean sje'll give me an allowance now?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:25:59 2015 No.13565826 >>13565806 >obligatory breeding camps SWEDEN YES E S

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:26:28 2015 No.13565829

>>13565774
>wants to fuck another girl despite already having one
>Somehow this makes anon a cuck

I don't think you understand how this works.

When a guy gets his girl taken from him, from his point of view this is called netorare, and is shit.

When a guy fucks another girl and ends up with her while already being in a relationship, this is netori, and is great.

The most important thing to remember is that suffering is the prime component and everything else follows in its steps.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:26:31 2015 No.13565830 >>13565816 That'd be fine. It's deciding to just up and abandon the friend for a new girl that's a shit idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:27:00 2015 No.13565833 >>13565806 >implying this won't lead to a civil war Silly Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:27:03 2015 No.13565834 >>13565819 We can call it something different I guess. How about the magical breeding island? Or All-you-can-impregnate land? Human world, happiest place on earth?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:27:05 2015 No.13565836 >>13565829 Both are shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:27:56 2015 No.13565840 >>13564923 Another Kuudere with trouble expressing herself. Oh yes, I like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:28:00 2015 No.13565841 >>13565829 >it's ok when I can self-insert as the asshole. Nah, it's still shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:28:11 2015 No.13565842 >>13565834 Go away ShindoL

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:28:28 2015 No.13565845

>>13565829
Uh, I'm pretty sure Netori is when the sympathetic protagonist is the guy fucking a girl who's already in a relationship with another guy.

The girl's other relationship is usually shit to add to the sympathy with the MC she's cheating with.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:28:38 2015 No.13565847 >>13565816 I want to write something like this now. We need something where the Eros faction doesn't get its own way for once.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:28:51 2015 No.13565848

>>13565816
>Implying a cupid's arrows wouldn't prompt the girl to simply act on their feelings.
>Implying that a proud monstergirl hit by a Cupid's arrow wouldn't immediately march up to the object of her affections and confess before planting a forceful kiss on them and telling them to come over to her house later.
I prefer thinking of it like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:28:59 2015 No.13565850 >>13565806 >Tanuki president is assassinated the next day when she picks up a penny that was barbed and laced with poison.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:29:53 2015 No.13565854 >>13565826 Can't have those silly human women running around cuntblocking monstergirls, now can we?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:30:08 2015 No.13565855 >>13565821 How does it work?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:30:17 2015 No.13565857 >>13565850 >barbed and laced with poison The hobo's curse, works everytime.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:30:31 2015 No.13565858 >>13565816 >Implying that could had ever happened. >Implying it wouldn't have ended in yandere mindbreak like everything else because of so many fags wanting to turn girls into murderous, rapist sociopaths because that's their fetish.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:30:33 2015 No.13565859

>>13565848
You. I like you.

Hell, there's nothing in the profile to suggest that girls hit by arrows turn into "Giggling moeblobs". The people who think of it as "Brainwashing" are just trying to force that as threadcanon to reinforce their BS argument.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:30:41 2015 No.13565860 >>13565840 >Mantis asks cupid for help getting the guy she wants >Cupid decides to meet the guy to see how he really is >Falls in love with him as well because he's just a kuu magnet >She ends up taking him for herself and leaving the mantis out.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:31:44 2015 No.13565863 >>13565859 >The people who think of it as "realizing your true feelings" are just trying to force that as threadcanon to reinforce their BS argument. Two can play this game mate.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:32:17 2015 No.13565864

>>13565848
>guy always saw her as a sister
>just feels awkward and unhappy about this new change
>tries to give the best "lets just stay friends" speech he can
>she's upset but understands
>later they find out the cupid was behind all this
>they kick her ass together
>as friends

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:32:27 2015 No.13565865 >>13565806 >civil war >conflict spreads into neighbouring countries >tanuki genocide the best day of my life Anon planned for this all along

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:33:10 2015 No.13565870
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>>13565790
>the way they just pussy out or start getting off
What if they are good goys who just not aware?
Probably only 30% of NTR ends with MC being cuck, other 70% are unaware or getting angry on the last page

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:33:23 2015 No.13565873 >>13565863 >>13565859 guys, guys... Domineering moeblob lovingly carrying the guy she loves back home

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:33:35 2015 No.13565874 >>13565865 Adolf-kun, you villain!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:33:36 2015 No.13565875 >>13565860 Nah, a servant of love wouldn't even think of that. Nice try though, bud. Of course, you can try and make whatever you want work in your own head, but you're the only one who would care about that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:33:36 2015 No.13565877 >Eros monstergirl servants' faces when you explain that love is just a bunch of chemicals your brain releases into your body when you get the urge to breed with a certain person Shit would be priceless.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:34:05 2015 No.13565882 >>13565863 I find myself in need of a gif of Dante from DMC3 looking utterly shocked before starting to nod his head with a look of begrudging approval. I'm pretty sure such a thing exists, somewhere.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:34:47 2015 No.13565886

>Wander into a joke shop while bored
>Full of gag gits and novelty items
>Chuckle at the 'mofu balls' in a tennis can
>Get them since you could use stress balls anyways
>Open it when you get home
>A loli fox, tanuki, and werewolf squeeze out of the magic tube
>Start to explore your home
What happens next?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:35:11 2015 No.13565888 >>13565877 >This salty over someone not sharing your exact fetish lovefags are really easy to offend.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:35:33 2015 No.13565890 >>13565873 No. >>13565882 >begrudging approval My favorite kind of approval.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:36:09 2015 No.13565892 >>13565886 Love the loli werewolf. Lover her well.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:36:26 2015 No.13565893

>>13565870
I'm not that well versed in it so maybe I just managed to pick the minority, but it seems like being that unaware or just sitting there being angry would still piss me off, so yeah.

I guess I might enjoy someone getting cuck'd by a straight up ninja-tier guy though if only for the shenanigans.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:37:14 2015 No.13565895

>Be a Mercenary
>Go to Monster Girl world version of Romania
>Look for work
>Find a Dhampir who needs someone to help her kill her mother and her forces before they start taking over the country
>She says she doesn't have money, and isn't sure if her mother has any left to take so can only offer her body
What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:37:26 2015 No.13565896 >>13565855 http://i3.minus.com/iqaLMQjsRgVte.jpg TL:DR: http://i.imgur.com/vtf3W6E.png http://i.imgur.com/CI73ta4.jpg It removes what happened in the "middle" and skips to the "end"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:37:31 2015 No.13565898 >>13565888 What are you talking about? I'm just posted that on a whim, who are you even calling salty?

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:38:02 2015 No.13565900

Is there really a debate over Cupid's arrows?

I can't see it as mind control because that implies someone is constantly pulling the strings.

I can't see it as brainwashing because those feelings were already there, except for maybe the black arrow.

It feels more like an influence. A change of a single variable.

It's like that movie Inception. They plant an idea or desire in you. A push. But everything after that is You + that change. Rather than some kind of rewrite. At least that's how I interpreted it.

Even the black arrows can work like this. You're just given Feels but you're left to your own devices afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:38:03 2015 No.13565901 >>13565877 >Implying atoms even exist in a universe where you can literally suplex a train

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:38:43 2015 No.13565903 >>13565895 I take them both as payment. I also take the castle/mansion, because I can.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:39:41 2015 No.13565907 >>13565895 I'm not trusting her unless we're also being backed up by a dude with a whip.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:39:46 2015 No.13565909 >>13565901 The fuck does FF have to do with anything?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:39:53 2015 No.13565910 >>13565900 >A change of a single variable From a moral standpoint, that's still not great, even if I agreed with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:41:23 2015 No.13565918 >>13565907 >not trusting the female version of alucard to be able to handle it somewhat

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:42:00 2015 No.13565921

>>13565900
Pushing someone to do something they wouldn't have otherwise done, even if they wanted to do it, is still mind control.

If you didn't plan on asking out a girl you liked, and were hypnotized into being bold and confident enough to do so, you still had to be hypnotized in the first place for that to happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:42:20 2015 No.13565923 >>13565806 But that would imply they weren't genocided day one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:42:51 2015 No.13565925 >>13565895 I'm not a fighter, but she should have more pride than to offer her body. Then I go back to being a drunk faggot in whatever bar she found me in

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:43:22 2015 No.13565929

>>13565895
I was going to spend my money on whores anyway, so fine, let's cut out the middleman.

My rates are very reasonable: oral for morning wood and bareback once a day, plus paizuri on request.
You'll also have to pay my expenses, which means if I need a new blade, then expect to get 'friendly' with the cyclops blacksmith. I get to watch.
Oh, and if you get knocked up, you're not chasing me for alimony.

Deal? Great. Let's go find a tanuki lawyer and get this down on a contract, all nice and legal.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:44:13 2015 No.13565932

>>13565909
In a different universe than our own the interactions of chemicals in the body might not happen as love is literally defined and created by Eros who represents it just like the demon lord represents monsters and her coming to the throne made all monsters part succubi. I'm probably spouting gibberish though.
And I just wanted to think about MGs suplexing trains.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:44:45 2015 No.13565936 >>13565929 That's not very fair.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:46:16 2015 No.13565945

>>13565900
Its still an unwelcome outside influence. Cupids can mind their own business.

On a slightly related note, what would happen if someone cunt-punted Eros? Get "cursed" not to find love and be immune to monster attacks? But that would be a plus to some...
>>13565901
Fuck off, Sabin

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:47:47 2015 No.13565950

>>13565936
I didn't say it was fair, I said it was reasonable.
But if you want to go storming your mother's castle on your own, little girl, that's fine. Just don't come crying to me when she spanks your little behind and sends you to your room without supper...
...err, I mean, when her evil plan to take over Transylvania succeeds because you were too proud to do what is necessary to stop her.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:48:14 2015 No.13565952

>>13565910
Whether it was morally sound is a different debate. That's just how it seems it plays out. Of course, someone could argue from a very weird standpoint that it isn't wrong for Eros to do this.

Eros might feel she has every right to influence love how she sees fit. It's her domain, possibly wouldn't exist without her. If that were the case it's feelings that never belonged to you but were always gifted/given and whether you want it or not is irrelevant. She has always owned your feelings, she owns love. Is it fair? Definitely not. But it's worth noting that when you have gods in the picture things can get weird and abstract like this. Gods are assholes.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:48:24 2015 No.13565954

>9 of the Khornate Kikimoras are pregnant now
>The remaining 3 are desperate
>The scuffles you thought were violent before have taken a step up in frequency and intensity
>You spend a good portion of your day now treating cuts, bruises and the occasional dislocated joint
>There's been 2 stab wounds as well
>To be quite honest, you're just waiting for the night they finally snap and attack you as a group
>They were so engrossed in a fight earlier that they didn't even pay attention when you said you were leaving
>You were gone for about two hours, and when you came back you had some trash to throw out
>You opened the lid of the trash can and sitting right there was 3 empty boxes of fertility drugs
>"Oh god, thi-"
>You don't even have time to finish your thought as you're yanked off your feet and slammed to the ground before a few of the pregnant ones hold you down
>The three remaining non-pregnant ones are there too, holding knives
>If you were still wearing pants, you'd be shitting them right now
>Your fear that they'd harm you is lessened though, since all they do is slash both of their palms and put the knives down
>That lessening fear turns into a growing fearboner though when they start smearing their blood all over you
>"We bring offerings for the blood god, please grant us your blessing!" they plead in unison
>You lose consciousness around hour 4
>You wake up in your bed, with all 12 of them making sure that at least some part of their body is contacting some part of yours
>It seems they cleaned up, but you still feel like you need a shower

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:48:26 2015 No.13565955

>>13565893
>Ninja-tier guy shenanigans
Reminds me of this one H-Manga. Had an A and B Side.

A-Side, Brother has a major crush on his sister, and keeps running into her kind of flush and surprised all day on his B-Day. End of the day, he finds her in his room, dressed in just a ribbon or something, declaring herself his present, which she'd spent all day preparing for. They fuck, love-love, everybody's happy.

B-Side reveals that every time he'd run across her all flush and surprised in the A-Side, she was being fucked by their mutual best friend who wanted the sister for himself. He'd tricked her with the excuse that it was "Practice" for her brother, and got to do as much lewd shit as he wanted to her.

Sometime later, she's in a hospital and delivers a child. It's obviously the best friend's. She thinks it's the brothers, but both men know better as they glare at each other. The brother has her heart, but the best friend seems to have secured her body, and thus they both just want to kick each other's shit in.

It was pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:49:32 2015 No.13565958 >>13565736 >TFW have multiple story ideas trapped in head at once >TFW too afraid of getting my fragile feelings hurt to even work on them

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:50:11 2015 No.13565963 >>13565950 You sound chuuni.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:50:52 2015 No.13565966 >>13565900 The word you're looking all looking for is coercion. Which does not have good connotations.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:51:15 2015 No.13565968 >>13565963 You been around a Dhamphir before? You can catch chuuni from them pretty quick.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:51:17 2015 No.13565969 >>13565952 >That's just how it seems it plays out Well, we've all heard KC's "Nah, it's just you realizing your true feelings" nonsense before, so I hope you can forgive my skepticism. >spoiler That we can agree on, for sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:51:45 2015 No.13565973 >>13565950 >An unemployed mercenary >Being this demanding

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:51:49 2015 No.13565974 >>13565954 Things are getting spooky now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:51:59 2015 No.13565975 >>13565958 I know that feel all too well. I haven't written anything in ages and I've got a couple of things I want to do, but I can't get them to work out or have the courage to try posting something.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:52:06 2015 No.13565977

>>13565955
>The brother has her heart, but the best friend seems to have secured her body, and thus they both just want to kick each other's shit in.

See that's the part that pisses me off, I don't know why the brother wouldn't just actually push the other guy's shit in.

Hell I would of enjoyed just the first part. Guess NTR just isn't for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:52:25 2015 No.13565979 >>13565966 Just a heads up. I'm not trying to say it's a good or bad thing. Just that the murder is not a murder, but is in fact just a robbery.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:53:16 2015 No.13565984

>>13561262
I'm back with more Mega-Holst!
>You awake fairly early the next morning
>You weren't really sure why at first, you never got up before 11am if you could help it
>But here you were, awake at 7.
>'Damn it's hot.'
>It wasn't quite summer yet, so the great warmth radiating from your back side was a little concerning to your still groggy mind
>A warm, humid, and slightly sweet-smelling puff of air blew over your the back of your neck
>That's right.
>The smell and feel of Mei's breath brought you back to reality
>She was still snoozing, completely wrapped around your left arm
>A content smile adorned her face as she cradled you in her strong, loving embrace
>You could definitely get used to this.
>Oh yes.
>You just lay there for what seems like forever, slowly losing yourself in the warm, voluptuous feel of Mei's cuddling
>You almost feel like her delicious, squishy body is going to swallow you up
>Wait.
>You couldn't be sure as your back was turned, but you definitely couldn't feel the fabric of Mei's sweater
>A lump rises to your throat
>You don't know why she is naked, but the fact of it just makes her cuddling much more satisfying
>Now that you've noticed it, you can definitely feel the closeness of her massive teats pressed up against your back and shoulders
>It was almost as if your shirt didn't have a back, you were sure you could feel her flesh on yours
>Her warm, silky, wet flesh...
>Welp.
>Understanding dawned on you as you realize the source of the wetness on your back
>At first it had been hard to notice the wetness at all, Mei's warmth had almost completely masked it
>However, now that you were aware of it, there was no mistaking it
>Milk.
>The poor Holst had leaked all over the two of you in her sleep
>Maybe that was why she was naked.
>You dreaded having to wake her, as she would no doubt be embarrassed and way too apologetic
>You didn't want to deal with that.
>Still, the wetness was becoming slightly uncomfortable

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:53:39 2015 No.13565986 >>13565973 (It's called haggling, anon. I'd have settled for the bareback and would gladly shower my daughter with gold and affection, but you gotta start high!)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:54:18 2015 No.13565989 >>13565958 >TFW too tired to even work on stories >All the time

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:55:26 2015 No.13565993 >>13565977 Probably because the sister is such an oblivious idiot, and doesn't want them to fight. Also the best friend is pretty built while the brother is more on the smaller side.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:55:43 2015 No.13565995 >>13565973 Always start high, so they'll think they got a bargain, when in fact they didn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:56:14 2015 No.13565996 >>13565986 >giving your daughter golden showers Sick fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:56:39 2015 No.13565998 >>13565989 Are you the evil twin or am I?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:57:25 2015 No.13566000 File: 44 KB, 640x768, 1425159536924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565725 I want to rub a Shark Girl's nose and pat her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjzkxb8Klu4

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:57:29 2015 No.13566002 >>13565998 I better shoot you both, just to make sure.

Anonymous Thu May 28 22:57:42 2015 No.13566004

>>13565954
Well, at least they don't seem to want to hurt him so far.

>>13565958
Unless you write about one of the things you know would get a negative reaction, the more likely thing is that it would either get ignored or someone saying it was nice. I mean, if being ignored would hurt you, I can see what you mean.

>>13565984
>more megaholst
Fuck yes. This is just what we needed tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:57:48 2015 No.13566006 >>13565989 I don't work on them because I know people will ask me for stupid shit that I simply cannot deliver on. Like Schwarzwulfen

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:57:49 2015 No.13566007 >>13565998 LIQUIIID

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:57:57 2015 No.13566008 >>13565996 What if that's her fetish?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:58:09 2015 No.13566009 File: 30 KB, 151x150, 1417725861174.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13565996

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:58:42 2015 No.13566010 >>13565984 Gotta buy her a milker.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:59:46 2015 No.13566015 File: 2.71 MB, 600x338, Tsun_shark.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566000 Here.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:00:15 2015 No.13566017 >>13566006 Isn't some guy already writing nazi-werewolf? I hate fascists and hope it ends badly for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:00:37 2015 No.13566019 >>13565996 >not giving your daughteru golden showers NORMIE GET OUT

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:00:45 2015 No.13566020 >>13565984 >You weren't really sure why at first, you never got up before 11am if you could help it Immersionintensifies. Though I probably would have lovingly impregnated her by now.

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:01:08 2015 No.13566022

>>13565900
>Starting it again.
It can get fucked, that's all I'm saying. It's like a devil smirking at you smugly with a shit eating grin going
>Yeah. I knew he was bullied. So what?
>I just gave him a gun because I thought he would like it
>It's not like I tooold him to shoot up the school

Same thing
>I just shot him with an arrow. What, I do it allthe time
>Not like I toold him to jump into that Cait Sith's arms

It still sucks. Leave me and my love alone. I want the kuudere archer anyway. Don't go shooting me with shit to make me fall for other people.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:01:26 2015 No.13566024 >>13565886 >>A loli fox, tanuki, and werewolf squeeze out of the magic tube How little they are? I hope little.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:01:55 2015 No.13566025 >>13565955 Birthday side a and b

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:03:35 2015 No.13566032

>>13565996
>Not having a shower with your waifu and daughteru
>Not having them both kneel before you as you shower them in your hot golden love
>Not having them both lovingly lap at your dick once you're done
>Not cumming all over their faces after
>And then once in each of their asses

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:03:59 2015 No.13566034 >>13566024 As little as you want them to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:06:04 2015 No.13566044 >>13566032 I am now double-triggered.

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:06:17 2015 No.13566045

>>13566022
Would Cupid really shoot up random people? I didn't get that impression. Seems more like she finds pussyfooters and shoots them. Anyway, my argument was just its portrayal whether it be good or bad.

It's sort of like rape. It's still rape no matter how you look at it but it can be portrayed as tender confession rape or violent anger rape. I can fap to one better than the other, so that makes all the difference.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:06:44 2015 No.13566049 >>13566032 >wasting your semen on ass >not breeding your daughteru and waifu One job, faget

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:08:26 2015 No.13566056 >>13566044 Kay, keep on keepin' mad. >>13566049 It's for the enjoyment of the shower. Pussy-fuckin' breeding sex happens when snuggling on the bed after.

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:11:53 2015 No.13566066

>>13564923
>On the other hand the black "arrows of lead" cause the love of those who are shot to dry up.
>They will be overcome with a deep feeling of loss, and start to strongly desire love from another person.

Does this means black arrows serve as a 'love reset' button for people?

I think that this means is that, while "love" arrows make people confess to themselves and others their true emotions, black arrows actually get rid of any love the person might have felt for others, but make them so that they feel unloved and starts a desire to be loved by someone in their heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:13:19 2015 No.13566071 >>13566066 In theory it could, but they're only used on loners, huge sluts, and people with no close attachments. So people who never had feelings in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:14:45 2015 No.13566077 So did that massive Kiki greentext story from a few days ago get pastebined or fully capped?

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:14:48 2015 No.13566078

>>13566066
See, I think that might be the misinterpretation that's causing some people to have a fit.

I think that Cupids would in fact know when to use which kind of arrow. They're not just willy-nilly "For the lulz" types, they know when to use which. The Golden Arrow for people who just need a burst of love in their life, and the Lead Arrow for people who need to let love into their life.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:14:48 2015 No.13566079 >>13566066 Actually, it seems more like that arrow is used for forcing those that have no interest in love to want to find it. It's basically a fuck you to loners and such. Not that I care, since I wouldn't be a loner in a MG world to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:14:55 2015 No.13566080 >>13566045 They're pink berets, trained in deadly sexual combat, each one is a trained love-making machine. They're dangerous I tell you!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:16:31 2015 No.13566090 >>13566080 What style of close quarters combat would they use?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:16:55 2015 No.13566092 File: 361 KB, 800x1100, fc8a6efcf6a8d36efd7a0ee0ac23d1db.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566032 GOD YES. TAKE MY GOLDEN LOVE, YOU SHAMELESS SLUTS.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:17:16 2015 No.13566093 >>13566080 >Obligatory 'what the fuck did you just say to me kid?' post.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:18:03 2015 No.13566097 >>13566079 >It's basically a fuck you to loners and such Regardless, it's a removal of choice. So fuck them I guess.

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:19:38 2015 No.13566103

>>13565984
>"...Mei."
>No answer.
>"Mei!"
>The Holst stirs a bit, but still nothing
>It's difficult, but you twist your arm around and shake her gently
>"Mei, wake up!"
>"Mmmmmmhhmaster?"
>Her sleepy voice is right next to your ear
>"Yeah. We should get up now. You uh..."
>A moment passes
>You hear a high-pitched squeal and the warmth suddenly vanishes from your back
>'Here we go...'
>You sit up and look around, Mei is back on her mattress, curled up and unable to look at you
>"Hey, it's alright."
>You go over and put a hand on her shoulder
>She jumps and trembles a bit, but doesn't pull away
>There is a massive milk spot in the second mattress, and you can see Mei's Milk-soaked sweater off to one side
>"I'm so sorry master! "I-I-I... r-really! I-I didn't mean to!'
>Her voice is full of fear
>"Hey..."
>Your voice is tender as you sit next to the nearly sobbing Holst-girl and wrap your arms around her bare waist
>Disregarding the milk slowly dripping onto your arms, you whisper gently into Mei's floppy, fuzzy ears to reassure her
>"It's okay... Don't worry about it... You're fine, Mei..."
>Her tense, quick breathing eventually calms as you continue to whisper to her
>"I'm gonna help you with this. We'll find a away. Don't worry."
>You run your hands through her silvery gray and black spotted hair and pat her gently on her head
>Emotion swells inside you.
>You aren't sure why yet, but every fiber of your being wants to help her
>"Let me clean up in here, you go wash up."
>She nods gets up, exchanging a quick, nervous glance with you before hurrying to the bathroom
>You had done your best to pour all of your good intentions into that glance, but you weren't sure if it had worked
>You doubted it, but whatever.
>Hordes of thoughts swarmed through your head as you cleaned up, tossing the assorted, milk-sodden clothes into your hamper

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:20:45 2015 No.13566107 >>13566077 I think someone put it on a pastebin, but I don't know if any progress has been made since we left the doctors office. >four times for verification This shit is starting to piss me off...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:22:44 2015 No.13566114 I want to use a Valkyrie's lap as a pillow while she strokes my hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:23:16 2015 No.13566116 File: 112 KB, 544x572, 1422549734092.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Don't worry honey, just come on over to Royal Makai. We'll keep you safe from those mean love angels." How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:24:12 2015 No.13566117 >>13566114 In the halls of Valhalla after falling a hero in battle, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:24:23 2015 No.13566119 >>13566114 I want to be the one Hero she doesn't send back to Asgard.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:24:45 2015 No.13566123 >>13566116 "The fuck you talking about"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:24:46 2015 No.13566124 >>13566090 Close quarters Cock sucking.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:25:29 2015 No.13566126 >>13566103 Oh god. I just want to protect her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:25:56 2015 No.13566127 >>13566107 Damn. How long is it so far, I haven't read all of it?

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:26:00 2015 No.13566128
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>>13566078
>>13566071
So, you say that the black arrow actually removes any sense of love the person felt, but since cupids only use them for good there's no chance for them to be used to NTR people?
That seems fitting enough with the profile.

>>13566079
That seems like a good interpretation too.

I was hoping that the arrows could be used for love destruction, stuff too. Not because of suffering, but because it would make sense for it to be true since it compliments the Eros profile.
Her profile states:
>While one might be blessed with eternal love or even be rewarded with an angelic houri partner for good deeds in Eros' name, she can be wrathful if crossed:
>adulterous followers are likely to be cursed so they can never be loved again.

This could mean that a combination of black and love arrows shot by cupids is used to enforce the curse upon people.

It would also mean that Eros could punish masters who abuse their kikimoras and have the kikis fall in love with a new master who won't make them about their love-baby.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:26:33 2015 No.13566130 >>13566124 This is very amusing image for my mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:27:21 2015 No.13566135 >>13566128 Even with those tits she just looks like a kid. I could never dick a Houri.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:27:26 2015 No.13566136 File: 151 KB, 499x484, Better than a Lilim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566116 >Makai

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:27:44 2015 No.13566139 But would cupids use their love arrows to stop a man from alping and railroad him into loving a random MG?

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:30:07 2015 No.13566144

>>13566139
I doubt it. The black arrows have a chance to show them the females who are interested in them in their life and prevent the alping, but if they're starting to realize their love of dicks subconsciously the pink arrow would just make it work faster. Of course, if the guy is really friendly with his male friends the lead arrow would backfire.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:30:42 2015 No.13566145 >>13564278 FOR YOU

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:31:07 2015 No.13566146 >>13566117 To fight, feast, and fuck until Ragnarok comes!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:31:35 2015 No.13566149 File: 345 KB, 496x358, Cupid_arrows_can_not_change_the_nature_of_a_man.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566139 But that would be a lie, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:32:10 2015 No.13566152 >>13566127 What's the last you recall happening? The last update was a couple of days ago. Didn't seem all that long, though there was enough interest in continuing the story.

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:32:39 2015 No.13566154

>>13566130
>He throws a punch
>She deflects it with her bow
>Soft delicate fingers stroke all over his body, and she vanishes in a flash as his pants disappear
>There's a warm pleasant sensation, around his cock, but there's not enough time to process it
>She stands up, and wipes the cock juice from her mouth
>"H-Ha! Your fingers didn't feel good at all"
>She points at him "You have already come".
>"NANI?!"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:33:27 2015 No.13566156 >>13566149 No anon, everything can and will.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:33:43 2015 No.13566157 >>13566128 Well, strictly speaking, that last bit wouldn't happen to begin with in a KC setting, and you can make whatever you want happen in your mind, so you can think she will do that.

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:36:59 2015 No.13566167
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>>13566152
I really haven't read much of it, was hoping somebody had gathered all of it together so I can read it all in one sitting. That first post in this picture is where it started right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:38:15 2015 No.13566177 What would a MG onee-san with a big delicious body think of she found lolicon doujins under her little brother's bed?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:38:16 2015 No.13566178 File: 368 KB, 1756x2204, kikimora faggotry part 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566167 Glad someone saved my cap, here's part 2, if there's more I wasn't here for it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:39:59 2015 No.13566188 >>13566177 She pays the Sabbath a visit. Post yfw she comes back a loli

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:40:39 2015 No.13566191 >>13566178 Cool thanks.

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:40:59 2015 No.13566194

>>13566167
There was an actual doctor scene as well, but the guy said he wasn't sure what to do with it from there, so he's stopped for the time being. Maybe one day.

>>13566177
Hopefully she would respect that people like different body types. Yeah, right. Forcible re-education for the poor guy. Although this guy has a nice idea too. >>13566188

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:42:09 2015 No.13566199

>>13566178
In that case, you've pretty much covered all that was posted. We were given a chance to decide what to do next after the doctor visit, but no other updates were made. Only general consensus to get food and do some clothes shopping....and that we have a potential yan Kiki on our hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:42:28 2015 No.13566202 >>13566177 That she has failed in raising him. It's education time. Or that perhaps they aren't his.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:45:14 2015 No.13566213 >>13566202 >I was just holding them for a friend! "Which friend?" >You know, my familiar friend. She has a lot of them. A MG will never gift you porn in the hopes you'll develop a kink for girls like her.

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:46:02 2015 No.13566217

>>13566103
>First, you had to find a way to help Mei's constant lactation
>You also had to worry about what to do with the milk filling your sink and tub
>It would be a shame to waste it.
>Then there was Mei herself, you had no idea where she came from or who had been responsible for her in the past
>Whoever they were, they could just stay fucked off for all you cared
>Still, you were curious.
>You'd thrown some towels down on the beds to try and soak up some of the milk, but you weren't hopeful
>You can feel yourself getting bogged down and frustrated by the multitude of tasks and unknowns facing you
>A quiet grumbling came from your stomach, but food would have to wait
>You could still hear the shower running, Mei probably wouldn't be back for a bit
>You sit down on the side of the bed and pull your laptop off of your nightstand
>Time for some research
>You type 'Constantly lactating Holstaurus' into the search bar
>The first page you look at confirms your suspicions
>'Holstaurus Maximus'
>"'Holstaurus Maximus' is a fairly new sub-species of Holstaur. Only around 1000 Holstaurus Maximus births have been documented. Born when parents are exposed to massive amounts of Demon Energy, 'Holstaurus Maximus' are much bigger and more fertile than their more common cousins. Most lactate almost constantly, it is recommended to milk them six to ten times each day to avoid adverse reactions. Holstaurus Maximus milk is much more potent than that of a normal Holstaur, due to its power and rarity, it is highly sought after by chefs, connoisseurs, athletes, among many others."
>That's Mei alright.
>Next search up is 'Holstaurus Maximus milk market'
>'Damn this shit is expensive! $100 for a single bottle?'
>You're a little ashamed of it, but the thought of entering such a market is very tempting

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:46:36 2015 No.13566219 File: 2.63 MB, 1734x2541, cbd68d9655c82463efa5d976fb482d60.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to travel with a Succubus Fighter/Spellsword.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:47:38 2015 No.13566222 >>13566116 Yes Mistress.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:47:52 2015 No.13566223 Spit-roasting monster girls along your best friend with a penis.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:49:14 2015 No.13566227 >>13566223 I'd rather not think of my best friend's penis.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:49:17 2015 No.13566228 >>13566177 Transforms into superior loli Onee-sans a shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:49:20 2015 No.13566230 >>13566217 >six to ten times each day Mein cock!

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:50:04 2015 No.13566233

>>13566116
>tfw you want to learn strength, duty, honor, and courage, and defend the freedom of those who are too weak to defend themselves, and maybe find a waifu along the way
>but the demon lord and eros both want you to go out and fuck something *right now*

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:50:13 2015 No.13566234 >>13566219 >Spellsword Best class. >>13566228 No you a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:50:18 2015 No.13566235 >>13566223 I understand the intention of your suggestion, but the literal scenario escapes me in that poor wording. >>13566227 Is it bigger than yours?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:50:22 2015 No.13566236 >>13566223 >>13566227 Someone alps tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:50:24 2015 No.13566237 >>13566217 >$100 for a single bottle Milk the cow. Do it now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:50:56 2015 No.13566239 >>13566227 Too late <3

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:51:05 2015 No.13566241 >>13566227 too late, better say "no homo" and dispel the alping energies before there's no going back

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:51:14 2015 No.13566242 >>13566234 No, you a shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:51:49 2015 No.13566246 >>13566217 >You're a little ashamed of it, but the thought of entering such a market is very tempting I don't think there is anything to be ashamed of, as long as she is milked lovingly and made a proper waifu of.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:52:02 2015 No.13566247 >>13566237 So, this is how the Director from MonMusu got started... >>13566241 No homo.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:53:09 2015 No.13566253 >>13566234 >Spellsword >Best class >Not wizard A spell sword is just a mediocre knight who can cast a few low lv spells never good at either.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:55:01 2015 No.13566259 >>13566253 So you just git gud. A spellsword who got good is infinitely more versatile than a wizard who got gud. >>13566242 I'm not a shit, you a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:57:23 2015 No.13566268 File: 124 KB, 800x600, The_Ultimate_Wizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566259 When you are a literal god you dont need to worrying about getting gud.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:57:34 2015 No.13566270 >>13566253 >Wizard >Good And yet all the Knights, Fighters, and Spellswords are the ones who get epic tales told about them, while Wizards do fanfics in the corner that try and make them look cooler than thy are.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:57:42 2015 No.13566271 >>13566259 No, you a shit

Anonymous Thu May 28 23:59:43 2015 No.13566278

>>13566259
>>13566253
While spellswords are inherently much more versatile than pure wizards or knights, unless you can become a master of both the blade and the magical arts you will end up mediocre in both of them.

>>13566268
Enjoy being a glass-cannon who crumbles as soon as he runs out of mana.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:00:19 2015 No.13566281 File: 814 KB, 2256x1180, Flower Mantis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to waifu a Flower Mantis!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:01:06 2015 No.13566284 >>13566270 >Who is Elminster

Anonymous Fri May 29 00:01:23 2015 No.13566286

>>13566268
Without magic a great wizard is nothing. Without magic a Spellsword is an excellent swordsman. Without a sword, a brilliant mage.

>Wizards
>Gods
Yeah. Right.

>>13566271
No, u

>>13566278
>unless you can become a master of both the blade and the magical arts
Ye, that's why you master both. Just hop in bed with a vampire/wight waifu, she can give you a lifespan long enough to master both.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:02:19 2015 No.13566288 >>13566281 >mantis_eating_"I love mg"_guy.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:03:07 2015 No.13566293 >>13566278 If a Wizard is having mana problems he can just build a golem waifu to store his mana for later use.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:04:07 2015 No.13566298 >>13566281 I don't know, man. The rest of her body is alright, but having no sort of hand isn't great. How could she lovingly stroke me?

Anonymous Fri May 29 00:04:17 2015 No.13566301

>>13566278
The versatility is their main strength.
They aren't royally screwed against enemies immune to either magic or physical, and can still exploit elemental weaknesses like a mother fucker if the enemy has high magic defense.
But the road to mastering it is very long and harsh.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:06:09 2015 No.13566312 >>13566298 She can trim your beard heaps easy tho. >>13566301 >But the road to mastering it is very long and harsh As is any road worth walking. What's the term for a stealthy, roguelike spellsword?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:06:46 2015 No.13566315 >>13566312 Ninja.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:07:29 2015 No.13566318 >>13566312 Probably something like the elderscroll's Nightingale. That or a Roguemage.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:08:34 2015 No.13566322 >>13566312 Nightblade? Witchhunter? I wish I had time to play Oblivion/Skyrim again

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:10:02 2015 No.13566326 >>13566315 Ehh. Not bastardly enough. I'm thinking the TES termed nightblade but more combative and ready to step out of the shadows. >>13566322 Not as anti-magic as the witchhunter tho.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:12:51 2015 No.13566340 >>13566326 Come to think of it, kind of like a witcher of you overplay geralt's stealthier attributes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:13:44 2015 No.13566344 File: 33 KB, 524x460, 1365193508699.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566326 Dick-ass-thief.

Anonymous Fri May 29 00:14:53 2015 No.13566349

>>13566217
>It seems that only two places produce 'HM-Milk' as they call it
>One is a massive company operating out of downtown MGC, 'HM Industries.' They have seven Holstaurus Maximus working for them.
>The other is a small farm in the suburbs, 'Happy-Holst Farms.' They only have two Mega-Holsts employed, but they also have many regular Holsts as well.
>Mei might have come from either one, or neither
>Neither of the places' websites yield any information about her though
>You scroll down a bit, and another result catches your eye
>'HM Technologies'
>You click on it, and a video automatically begins to play
>'Fuckers, at least let me decide if I want to watch it or not.'
>Still, you let it play.
>"An offshoot of HM Industries, HM Technologies specializes in the pursuit of cutting-edge Holstaurus-related innovations. Our scientists are the top in the business, fully devoted to streamlining and improving the lives of Holstaurus and Holstaurus Maximus alike. (Here, a middle-aged Tanuki in a perfectly tailored business suit appears on the screen) 'I'm Nikita Turowski, president and CEO of HM Industtries. Please, take a moment to learn more about us. Explore our website! Take a look at our online store! And remember, have a fantastic day!"
>The Tanuki winks and grins slyly and disappears as the video ends
>'Damn greedy raccoons...'
>You had taken a marketing and advertising class in college, you knew several tricks of their trade
>Despite the obvious message of the video, this seems like the only place to go for your needs
>Your search had only retuned one page of results
>You click on the store tab
>"Hello master..."
>You jump and hold back what would have been a very embarrassing sound
>Mei is sitting next to you on your bed wrapped in a towel
>The Holst's hair is still damp and you can feel the heat of the shower still radiating off of her
>"Sup."
>Mei giggles a bit at your casual, automatic response
>Blushing ever so slightly, you turn back to your screen

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:19:45 2015 No.13566367 File: 221 KB, 640x480, Implying.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566344 >Implying

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:20:18 2015 No.13566369 >>13566349 >'Damn greedy raccoons...' Indeed. Although, we now have a lovely superholst, so I can't be too mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:21:36 2015 No.13566372 >>13566281 I want a footjob from her.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:25:34 2015 No.13566381 >>13566369 Those not jews probably genetically engineered them because they wanted more money. All they care about is the money, I'd rather blow up that business than let them turn Holstaurs into nothing more than milk producing machines.

Anonymous Fri May 29 00:28:57 2015 No.13566389

>Be born a blind bastard
>Not even mamomo mana can bring back your sight
>You deal with it alright, but it's hard for you to play with other kids
>Parents take you somewhere one day
>You don't know where, but it smells like dogs
>Can hear all the yips and little barks from outside
>Have to sit in a chair for a bit while parents fill out forms
>But then they take you where the noises are coming from
>You were always looking forward to having a guide animal
>So you were very surprised when you heard the voices of little girls swarming around you and asking what your name was
>None of them try to touch you, and they're all well behaved
>Respond to the 'sit' command from one of the adults as soon as it's spoken
>Their tails are all sweeping across the carpet
>Parents tell you to have a good day, they'll be back before dinner to pick you up
>Is this daycare?
>"Not exactly" they reply
>You're left to interact with all the girls
>Which isn't so bad, they seem to sense you haven't been around kids a lot and only come at you one at a time to ask you questions and tell you their name
>One stands out, mostly because her tail never seems to stop wagging
>April, as she said in her rather genki voice
>The others seem to lose interest once your attention focuses on her
>She can't stop giggling when you feel her face to see what she looks like
>When you need to use the bathroom she takes you to the door and tells you a map so you can use it yourself
>Reads you some books, though you're sure she's added some flair to the stories with her hyperactive imagination
>The time flies by, and you're worried about if you'll see April again or not
>Parents return and ask if you had a good time
>You ask if you can come again
>They say no
>You complain that you want to see your new friend again
>Can't understand why they're chuckling
>They explain that this is a service dog house
>And they came to get a puppy to help you out
>April gets to come home with you
Want more?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:31:16 2015 No.13566398 >>13566389 Yes, I love dogs.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:31:35 2015 No.13566399 >>13566389 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:32:02 2015 No.13566401 >>13566389 Maybe. Probably yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:37:32 2015 No.13566411 >>13566389 Are they adopting someone else's daughteru? Or is she more like an actual dog?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:37:41 2015 No.13566413 >>13566281 Have fun when she slices you apart and devours your corpse. Mantis' are shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:40:22 2015 No.13566419 >>13566411 Probably an orphan. Or her parents gave her away to the program so they could fuck more. Monsters are terrible parents.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:40:29 2015 No.13566420 >>13566413 Epic >>>/MGU/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:40:47 2015 No.13566424 >>13566234 >Not Psychic Warrior

Anonymous Fri May 29 00:45:46 2015 No.13566438

>>13566349
>"I'm just doing some research. Maybe I can find something to help your ah..."
>You trail off
>Mei nods in understanding, peering over your shoulder
>You're glad you didn't embarrass her again
>You click through various categories; Industrial Milking, At-home Milking, Milking On-The-Go, Bedroom/Alternative Milking, Supplements, Tanks and Attachments
>You choose At-home Milking and are confronted with even more options
>A variety of machines, harnesses, pumps, bottles and tubes are laid out in a grid on the page
>You click on the first one.
>It's a very simple-looking thing, just two long, clear tubes connected to a pump which feeds into a bottle
>The next product is a magically enhanced tank connected to a basin
>The basin is designed for 'hands-on' milking, and the tank has a 100 gallon capacity despite being no bigger than a half-gallon container
>All of it is very interesting, and the customer reviews are all very high
>'At least they seem to take their products seriously.'
>Nothing had really stood out, lazy scumbag as you are, you don't really want to milk Mei six to ten times a day
>Nor do you want to confine her to having to be in the same place for several hours a day or have to get up in the middle of the night to milk
>Eventually though, you come to something that might be viable
>It's a dual-purpose milker, it works for both daytime milking and nighttime milking, whether at home or on the go
>It just looks like a leather strap harness, with two silicon pads that attach to the nipples
>The pads are enchanted with a one-way teleportation spell, but it looks like you have to buy the matching, specialized tank separately
>The milker also has an optional 'extra-mode', whatever that was.
>It looks promising, but the thick, black leather straps may be a little off-putting to Mei
>"What do you think?"
>You fully expect her to deny it, and had almost resigned yourself to having to completely change your sleep and work schedules

Anonymous Fri May 29 00:55:45 2015 No.13566462

>>13566389
>April is bouncing the whole ride home
>And tells you about all the things she sees out the window the whole way
>You wonder how she can never get tired of talking
>Tail is still smacking the seat ceaselessly
>When you get home she gets you out of the vehicle herself and guides you inside by the hand
>You know the layout of your house already, so she runs off to explore it herself
>Comes back every minute to check up on you
>Can hear her feet patting around everywhere
>Your parents take her things to your room
>She'll be sharing it with you, and sleep in a sleeping bag until they can set up a bed for you
>April returns as soon as dinner is served
>Tells you where the food is on your plate before starting her own dinner
>After dinner is bath time
>She almost pulls you to the bathroom herself to help you wash
>Parents thankfully stop her
>She sits right by the door and keeps asking if you're alright the whole time
>Whines and complains when your mother takes her to have her bath next
>You're in the kitchen when you hear your mother chasing the yippy puppy past you
>You can smell bath suds and the floor is wet
>April really doesn't like baths
>Your mother finally gets the puppy washed after remembering the commands
>By the time she's done you're getting ready for bed
>April darts in to help you get into your pajamas
>It's a bit awkward for your young self but it does make it a good deal easier
>Get tucked into bed by your mother, you can hear April's tail still going in her sleeping bag
>Not even five minutes after the lights are off, April slips into your bed to cuddle up next to you
>She smells like apples
Didn't have anything in mind for this so I'll just write whatever comes to mind. Like alp.

>>13566411
Shhhh, don't think too hard about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:56:16 2015 No.13566464 >>13566438 Don't give any milk to those greedy racoons, if you're gonna sell it give it to that small farm.

Anonymous Fri May 29 00:58:48 2015 No.13566480 [SPOILER]

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>Be a treasure hunter.
>Exploring a ruined castle.
>Rumors say it's home to an ancient vampire.
>So far all you've seen is the occasional zombie, nothing you can't sneak past or outrun.
>Make it to the throne room.
> A voice echos through the halls.
>"Ara~ You've done well to make it this far, hunter. If you give up now, I'll consider making you my servant."
>A cloud of bats swarms around you.
>You shield your eyes from the sky rats.
>Once they've cleared you see pic related sitting on the throne.

What do?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:59:42 2015 No.13566484 >>13566480 I SURRENDER. YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! PAIZURI EVERY MORNING.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:00:01 2015 No.13566485 File: 346 KB, 819x916, 1543743545334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566464 Tanuki-chan will do anything to make a quick buck!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:00:28 2015 No.13566489 >>13566480 Pick up a rock and chuck it at her, no way am I letting some tumor ridden freak get near me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:00:33 2015 No.13566490 >>13566480 Tell her that her breasts are extremely saggy, then wait for my Wight waifu to make an appropriate pun.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:01:11 2015 No.13566491 >>13566480 >Pick up oppai loli >Put oppai loli under arm >Carry oppai loli outside.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:01:15 2015 No.13566493 >>13566480 "Bet you can't catch me!" Then I laugh when she trips on her own fetters. Why would she wear that?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:01:19 2015 No.13566494 >>13566480 Just push her over, it'll take a week for her to roll onto her stomach to push herself up.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:02:04 2015 No.13566500 >>13566389 >>13566462 >Seeing-Eye Wolfu YES. YES! You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:02:44 2015 No.13566503 >>13566462 As long as it stays this sweet, that sounds good to me, friend. >>13566438 >lazy scumbag as you are, you don't really want to milk Mei six to ten times a day This fucking guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:02:51 2015 No.13566506 File: 387 KB, 1142x1714, 1402945770677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566480 Well if this is a boss fight, her fat tats are her weak point. So I attack them with my hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:04:35 2015 No.13566511 >>13566462 >think too hard >responsive to commands WAR ORPHANS GIVEN SECOND CHANCE THROUGH ASSISTANCE PROGRAMS

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:05:01 2015 No.13566513 File: 1.72 MB, 372x262, 1369482577027.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566462 >Like alp. pls no

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:05:16 2015 No.13566514 >>13566480 Bully her about her size

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:05:35 2015 No.13566515 >>13566480 Bully the oppai loli.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:08:04 2015 No.13566520 >>13566480 Make her orgasm simply by groping her tits. Then fuck her tits. Then clean her up. Then kiss her. Then put her on my back with her tits resting on my head and leave.

Anonymous Fri May 29 01:10:28 2015 No.13566528

>>13566438
>"I-I like it, master. We can get it, right?"
>"If you want to, are you sure it's not too, ah... intense?"
>Mei shakes her head, grinning
>"This is nothing master!"
>You smile, but your heart sinks
>If this was nothing then what the fuck had she been through before?
>You push those thoughts out of your head for now
>"Alright then! It looks like a good place to start, I guess."
>You add it to your cart
>It's fairly expensive, but thankfully, you don't have to worry about that sort of thing
>Now for a tank.
>The tanks range from the 100 gallon one you saw before, and 10,000 gallon ones that are the size of a small car
>A line at the top of the page says "A fully grown Mega-Holstaur (Holsaurus Maximus) can produce up to eight gallons of milk per day! Are you prepared?"
>It was a good thing that was there
>You had no idea how much Mei's daily output would be
>You settle on the 1000 gallon tank with a full-city coverage enchantment
>The tank is a little smaller than your tub, so it should fit in your little house without any issues
>You are careful to select the correct option for the harness, and place the order
>You try not to let Mei see the total on the checkout screen, especially after you opted for same-day shipping
>It was over $20,000 in total, but the Holst's happiness and freedom were worth much more to you than a small chunk of your inheritance

I think I'm gonna continue this tomorrow. I wanted to try a bit of world-building and I think I did pretty well, even though it got a lot longer than expected.Thanks for reading, I apologize if it was a little lacking. I promise there will be lots of lewds in the next installment. Lots of lewds.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:11:28 2015 No.13566532 >>13566528 Also, pastebin is updated. http://pastebin.com/7w8A2d7H

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:11:33 2015 No.13566533 >>13566513 To be fair, I also do a lot of my green texts without planning.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:13:16 2015 No.13566537 >>13566528 >It was over $20,000 in total, but the Holst's happiness and freedom were worth much more to you than a small chunk of your inheritance Ok, maybe he isn't such a faggot. Looking forward to seeing more of this, friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:14:57 2015 No.13566541 >>13566528 I love it all so far man, you're doing good. Apparently sticks aren't food according to captcha.

Anonymous Fri May 29 01:16:23 2015 No.13566547

>>13566480
Depends on how powerful of a Vampire she is.

If she's as weak as she looks, a quick punt out the window will do the trick.

But if she's centuries old or something and has hypnosis and other kinds of mind control magic I'm screwed and I'm doomed to be her servant, supporting the weight of her breasts as some sort of mobile boob-rest.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:17:52 2015 No.13566551 >>13566547 >Oppai Loli Vampire who loves to ride on your shoulders and use your head as a boob rest. Doesn't sound too bad to me. Love oppai lolis. Just like I love many other things.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:18:33 2015 No.13566554 >>13566537 >>13566541 Thanks! Anon just wants to make her life as normal as possible.

Anonymous Fri May 29 01:21:05 2015 No.13566565

>>13566551
>"Onward servant! To the library! There is a spell I seek!"
>Your neck aches under the weight of her disproportioned breasts as you walk toward the library.
>"Faster!"
>She tightens her legs around your neck like a vice, encouraging you to pick up the pace.

Such is life.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:23:40 2015 No.13566573 >>13566462 good stuff m8

Anonymous Fri May 29 01:27:18 2015 No.13566586

>>13566462
>Morning comes with April waking you
>By licking your cheek
>An ultra happy good morning is yapped out when she sees you're awake
>She helps you get changed for the day
>Bit less awkward than the licking
>She takes you downstairs and gets breakfast for you
>Cold cereal
>Parents are up after you for once
>And are very surprised to see you both up so early
>April gets headpats from the adults
>You didn't know that tail could go faster
>Father gets some toast and coffee while you and April munch on your Jinko Flakes cereal
>When it's time for him to go, your father ruffles your hair and gives April more head pats
>Once he's gone, your mother asks if you want to play in the back yard
>It's the first time that she'd let you
>She was always worried that you'd wander into her little garden or worse, the tool shed
>It didn't have a door ever since a few full moons ago when a boy hid in there before a girl broke it in
>You don't really understand what made some girls go crazy on the full moon yet
>Father always says he'll tell you when you're older
>You and April head outside into the grassy back yard and you get to smell the scent of the flowers and growing vegetables first hand
>April drags you around to explore and tell you where each place is, keeping a pace that lets you count the steps
>Get a good mental map of the back yard now
>With that out of the way, April takes a few moments to roll on the grass in front of you
>Odd girl
>Afterwards she asks what games you want to play
>You're not even sure what games you CAN play
>She has to think about that for a minute
>Tag, Hide and seek, Jump rope are all out
>So she suggests fetch
>She is a puppy
>Looks around for something the two of you can play fetch with, though you can only hear her whimpers and the grass under her feet
>Has to go inside as quick as she can to find something
>You hear something jump up onto the fence by the alleyway soon after

Anonymous Fri May 29 01:27:41 2015 No.13566587

>>13566565
>She has a busy day of running around to do, using her as her mount, soft breasts resting atop your head.
>Oppai loli vampire falls asleep on her desk in the library, numerous books surrounding her as she uses her great breasts
>You eventually decide to pick up your sleepy mistress and carry her off towards her bedroom.
>Just as you set her down, her hands shoot out and pull you face first into her chest as she happily mumbles in her sleep.
>Have to spend the rest of her nap with your face pressed against her bosom, the undead happily mumbling in her sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:30:36 2015 No.13566600 >>13566586 >We gon' get /ss/'d shieeeeet

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:33:17 2015 No.13566608 >>13566586 Oh boy. Here we go.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:35:00 2015 No.13566616 >>13566586 Uhoh. What dramatic turn will this take for our blind boy and his adorable puppy girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:35:25 2015 No.13566620 >>13566586 Curious neighbor werecat loli?

Anonymous Fri May 29 01:39:38 2015 No.13566636

>>13566586
>You listen nervously, worrying it's one of those scary kid-eaters your mother is always warning you about
>But it's much too small for that
>You hear claws scratch at wood before something plops over onto the grass
>Someone small walks over to you
>Before running away when a yipping and barking April runs back out
>She rushes past you and whoever it was scrambles back over the fence in a panic
>April keeps yipping for about a minute while pacing back and forth along the length of the fence
>You ask what is going on
>This snaps April out of it and she runs back over to you
>Apparently a were-kitten had come snooping
>But she was a stranger so April had to chase her away!
>As she puts it
>Something tells you that it won't be the last you hear of the were-kitten
>But April actually brought back a ball for you two to play with
>She sits you over by the house so you can throw it away from windows
>It's would be a bit boring for you if you couldn't hear April yipping all the way to the ball each time you tossed it
>Lets you know how far you've thrown it each time
>After a bit she makes a detour and barks at the far end of the yard again, bouncing to try and see over the edge of the fence
>What you guess is the were-kitten runs off again
>After a bit of growling April comes back with the ball to resume the games
>Every time your arms start getting tired she has to chase the kitten off
>This goes on until it's time for lunch
>April takes you inside to visit the bathroom first and then to the table
>April is ecstatic
>Almost wonder if she got something other than whole wheat with leftover ham and cheese
>Your mother asks her what the barking by the fence was about while you eat
>Has to remind April to swallow before she speaks
>April tells her about the super scary were-kitten with the devil horns and pitchfork
>Mother realizes it's the neighbor's girl
>Doesn't want April chasing her off again
>April whines
>But accepts

>>13566620
How the fuck did you guess?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:43:15 2015 No.13566645 >>13566636 Adorable. Simply adorable. And he probably guessed because Rule of Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:44:53 2015 No.13566655 >>13566636 >But she was a stranger so April had to chase her away! My heart. Why do you do this.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:44:56 2015 No.13566656 >>13566636 Well, if I was writing this then I would have included a curious werecat loli to play opposite to dog girl loli. Then again, I just love werecats and would love nothing more than to cuddle a werekitten

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:48:06 2015 No.13566668 >>13566513 Got a problem with Alp? Think you can do better? Do ya, punk?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:48:59 2015 No.13566673 >>13566636 3 way cuddles when?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:50:54 2015 No.13566680 >you will never get sentenced to the mofu ball for being a bad boya

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:51:51 2015 No.13566684 File: 41 KB, 324x291, 9df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566636

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:51:56 2015 No.13566685 >>13566668 S-Sorry, it's just not my jam.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:52:48 2015 No.13566690 >>13566685 Then what is?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:52:59 2015 No.13566692 >>13566680 If that's the punishment for being bad, then I'm gonna go be a war criminal

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:53:57 2015 No.13566699 >>13566692 Then you will be banished to the Mofu Zone.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:56:22 2015 No.13566709 >>13566699 Oooooh noo, ANYTHING but the Mofu Zone! /s

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:56:47 2015 No.13566712 File: 374 KB, 1483x1000, Bring me more sake, some pillows and the extra fine brush boy~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566699 No! That will trigger my repressed memories of being molested by my Kitsune aunt!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:57:05 2015 No.13566713 >>13565762 my nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:57:34 2015 No.13566714 >>13566709 >>13566712 It's too late. There is no escape from the Mofu Zone.

Anonymous Fri May 29 01:59:05 2015 No.13566717

>>13566699
Oh lord. You'll break in there. After a few years you'll be a slut for fluff and cuddles. All you'll know is fluff, all you'll think is fluff.

By the time you're released you'll be crawling over to the nearest kitsune and burying yourself into her tails.

Anonymous Fri May 29 01:59:43 2015 No.13566719

>>13566636
>April takes you back outside after you're both done dinner
>Is alright with reading books since you said you arms were getting sore
>It's a lot more peaceful without the yipping
>Hear all about the tales of a brave knight questing to defeat a dragon
>She adds a lot of content to what is a ten page picture book
>And jumps around as she acts out certain parts
>You can hear the scratching sound again by the fence after a bit
>April notices but keeps going with her acting
>You're not sure why she's moving about so much when you can't see it
>She's probably going to be covered in grass stains
>You hear a squeaky, nervous voice come from the fence
>"C-can I play?"
>April stops and growls a bit at the kitten
>But remembers what mom said
>Says okay, but the kitten has to be the villain
>Kitten points out she isn't a dragon
>And that book ends in a kissing scene
>April whines extra loud about spoiling it
>Kitten apologizes three times in a row
>April opens the back gate to let her in
>Feel someone plop down right beside you
>And then a puppy growl approaching
>The kitten is dragged away from you
>Before crawling back over
>Asks what your name is
>You tell her
>She introduces herself as May
>April pulls you away again and sits down where May had been
>May sits on the other side
>Before April can do more than growl you tell her to continue the story
>She forgot the spot she was at
>May meekly tells her she was at the part where the knight was chopping all the bad p'orcs on the head for taking all the cupcakes
>April pops up to continue
>May is just as interested in the out of control story as you are
>It keeps going through a swamp full of witches that need new hats, to a canyon full of crying wyverns, down the river of their tears, and to the tower of a lich
>You're wondering when he gets to the dragon when your mother calls you three in for snacks

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:00:10 2015 No.13566720 >>13566717 Just bring a waifu back with you from the Mofu Zone!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:00:47 2015 No.13566722 >>13566717 Time to join Fluffaholics Anonymous then.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:01:57 2015 No.13566726 >>13566719 >April >May ayyy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:02:01 2015 No.13566728 >>13566690 Vampires/Blood and Sex in the seated position with your waifu holding on to you The last one's more of a favorite position but, iunno. Also thigh-high socks

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:02:44 2015 No.13566729 >>13566719 >April >May I swear if the next girl is June

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:02:50 2015 No.13566731 >>13566728 But that doesn't even have anything to do with planning things ahead. I'm confused now.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:02:58 2015 No.13566733 >>13566719 >a canyon full of crying wyverns, down the river of their tears you are my nigger now.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:03:41 2015 No.13566737 >>13566719 Adorable, but I swear if we get a new girl named June I'll do nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:03:45 2015 No.13566738 >>13566719 >April >May There must be no less than a girl for every month!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:05:17 2015 No.13566741 >>13566719 >>April whines extra loud about spoiling it >>Kitten apologizes three times in a row So much "D'awwwww".

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:05:31 2015 No.13566744 >>13566731 Oh, I thought you thought I was talking shit about Alps. I'm confused too now.

Anonymous Fri May 29 02:06:44 2015 No.13566751

>>13566712
>Your uncle will never get married to a Kitsune
>You'll never go to the wedding with your Mother and Father.
>You'll never meet your new Aunt and her niece
>Your new Kitsune Cousin will never keep eyeing you during the ceremony.
>You'll never wake up after going to bed to find her on top of you.
>You'll never be lovingly molested by your new Kitsune Cousin.
It hurts anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:06:50 2015 No.13566752 >>13566744 I thought you were talking shit about Alp the writefag and his lack of planning ahead, since that's what it said here>>13566462 >Didn't have anything in mind for this so I'll just write whatever comes to mind. Like alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:08:11 2015 No.13566756 File: 102 KB, 600x589, 1424650725617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How long can you go without Mofu until you start getting the shakes and have to get down on your knees and beg a Fox Girl to give you your fix?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:08:28 2015 No.13566757 >>13566752 I UNDERSTAND NOW I thought he meant planning to write MC turning into an Alp, not talking about Alp the writefag

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:09:08 2015 No.13566761 >You will never rent watership down for your wererabbit family because of the rabbits on it >The screaming from all of them will never stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:09:24 2015 No.13566762 >>13566757 Shouldn't you be posting about being breastfed by a holstaur?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:10:14 2015 No.13566767 >>13566757 Ah, so you weren't trying to bully? Good, good. >>13566761 Should we also show Plague Dogs to Werewolves pups?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:10:30 2015 No.13566769 >>13566761 Please no

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:13:27 2015 No.13566777 >>13566756 A few hours. What if I got on my knees and asked if I could marry her? That would mean I wouldn't have to beg fluffy strangers for my fix.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:14:39 2015 No.13566780 Nigh Anons, continue the seeing puppy girl story and don't burn down the thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:14:45 2015 No.13566781 >>13566762 I can't think up a good feelpost >>13566767 Nope, No bullying here

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:16:08 2015 No.13566786 File: 103 KB, 1024x1310, 1413977114251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566780 G'night.

Anonymous Fri May 29 02:20:09 2015 No.13566798

>>13566729
>>13566738
Don't tempt me.

>May is nervous about the snack thing
>Mother informs her she asked May's mother, and she said it was alright
>May follows you and April in as you go to the living room for a snack of apple slices and grapes
>May keeps very quiet unless you speak to her, each time mewing in surprise before speaking in her quiet voice
>April tolerates the kitten in the room as she enjoys her fruity treats
>When you mention it's time for your cartoons the puppy bounces up and runs around the living room to find the remote
>Fiddles with it for a bit but can't seem to figure it out
>And realizes she doesn't know what channel your cartoons are on anyways
>You've never heard what channel it was yourself
>May asks what cartoon it is, and you do your best to describe it to her
>It's one of the only ones with voiced captioning on it
>The kitten knows which one it is
>But April wants to find it
>She accidentally puts it on the nature channel
"When the lion catches it's prey, it clamps it's teeth down on it's neck to suffocate it."
>You hear May thump to the carpet
>April whines and runs to get your mom
>Your mother comes running
>Checks May over
>Kitten just fainted
>Your mother puts it on the right channel before picking May up to bring her home
>April is happy to have you to herself but still follow your mom to the door before coming back
>You spend the next five minutes explaining what the cartoon is about as best as you can
>And you're very surprised to find out one of the characters you thought was a guy is actually an amazon
>Fills in any blanks the captioning leaves that confuse you from that point on
>Your mother takes her time coming back from the neighbors, probably got chatting
>Gives you one of the brownies that May's mother baked
>April whines a bit and you ask why
>She can't have any, she's allergic to chocolate

>>13566752
I was just teasing alp a bit, didn't mean it in a bad way. Alps a cool guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:22:19 2015 No.13566802 File: 11 KB, 350x236, Future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566798 >a cool guy Y-you too.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:22:42 2015 No.13566804 >>13566798 >Puppy's allergic to chocolate Aww, too bad for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:27:23 2015 No.13566812 >>13563311 >MG Married With Children >Peggy's an Echidna >Kelly's a Succubus >Marcy is an Inari >Al and Buck are the same >Bud Alps halfway through the series but tries to prove he's still a man until the last episode

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:27:38 2015 No.13566813 >>13566798 >Spoiler Do it. I dare you

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:29:47 2015 No.13566817 File: 362 KB, 1920x1080, Nagi hugging a bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566756 >CG Never It's still a shame.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:34:54 2015 No.13566827 >>13566798 >li'l werekitten faints I can't handle this. 3cute5me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:38:46 2015 No.13566831 >>13566812 >>Marcy is an Inari She needs to be a flat chicken Harpy to stay in character and be true to the show.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:41:01 2015 No.13566837 I want to make the ultimate fighting machine by fusing a Dark Slime to a Wurm like a symbiote.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:42:14 2015 No.13566839 >>13566837 What would her super-person name be?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:42:45 2015 No.13566843 >>13566837 Oh dear. You know they'll probably keep trying to rape you at every opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:44:09 2015 No.13566846 >>13566839 Poor, stupid, slimy Wurm-chan.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:44:28 2015 No.13566847 >>13566837 There should be a third one coming out in final form.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:44:37 2015 No.13566848 >>13566839 Lewd-Venom? Aphrodisiac? Intoxicatia?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:46:07 2015 No.13566851 >>13566846 She's not poor or stupid! >>13566848 Intoxicata sounds good.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:52:13 2015 No.13566862 >>13566846 The Dark Slime does the thinking. They are a villain

Anonymous Fri May 29 02:53:40 2015 No.13566864

>>13566798
>Mom gets her a popsicle from the freezer instead
>All is fine after that
>Everything is as it was the day before, the only highlight being April running and tripping on her way to greet your father when he gets home
>It's pizza for dinner that night, making April super excited
>Mother actually has to use the commands to get her to stop running around and yipping in joy
>While you're eating, your mother asks if you want to try going to preschool
>Now that April can watch you they feel safe leaving you there
>Know a good one where May is going to enter in a few days too
>You are nervous about it
>It's a place you don't know and a lot of people you haven't met before
>But April tells you that she'll protect you from anything
>It actually makes you feel more confident
>You want to give it a try
>Mother is happy and gives April head pats
>Her tail accelerates
>How does it never stop wagging?
>Truly a mystery you may never understand
>The doorbell rings
>April takes off barking all the way
>To the amusement of your parents
>Mother goes to the door to answer it
>Comes back with two sets of small footsteps
>May says hello
>Apologizes for fainting
>Like it's her fault
>Of course you tell her it's alright
>April actually asks if May is okay
>The kitten meekly mews a yes
>You hear May hold up some paper
>"I made you a drawing."
>There is a moment of awkward silence
>This only makes May more nervous
>You take it and gingerly tell her you're blind
>She doesn't know what that is, watches you feel the paper to try and get an idea what she made with crayons
>April explains as bluntly as a puppy can.
>"He can't see!"
>It sinks in
>May can't stop apologizing and whining, even when you say it's alright
>Eventually she stops, but you and April need to start getting ready for bed
>Say goodnight to May, she sneaks in two more apologies between saying goodnight back

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:54:20 2015 No.13566868 >>13566862 >Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight? >I'm not your brain you dumb bitch! >I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:55:34 2015 No.13566872 >>13566864 May :(

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:57:46 2015 No.13566878 >>13566864 Oh May. This hit harder than it was probably supposed to

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:58:48 2015 No.13566881 >>13566864 High speed kitten cuddling is on the way. I want to snuggle May (and April)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:59:32 2015 No.13566882 >>13566528 Wait, he's buying a tank the size of his tub when she more than filled his up yesterday? Guess he's gonna be ordering a bigger one tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:59:46 2015 No.13566883 >>13566864 This better end in bigamy in the future.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:00:39 2015 No.13566887 File: 824 KB, 900x1200, 8601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >~Nyan?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:01:42 2015 No.13566890 File: 442 KB, 800x600, Cat scratch fever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13566887 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:01:53 2015 No.13566891 >>13566882 The tank is enchanted. It can hold 1000 gallons but it's still the size of the tub. A regular tub can only hold like 60.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:05:46 2015 No.13566901 >>13566864 Is this cat Canadian? Anyway, still so goddamn adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:06:25 2015 No.13566906 >>13566882 Not him, but anon, can you read?

Anonymous Fri May 29 03:09:14 2015 No.13566917

>>13566864
>With the kitten shown back home, it's time for your bath
>Parents debate something in the other room first, something about using too much hot water
>Come to a decision
>You and April will share a bath
>You're blind, so there isn't anything to worry about
>You're pretty sure April can see you though
>They mention that she already helps you change clothes
>And they have a point there
>Still feels awkward
>April is wondering why it's a problem
>She doesn't have cooties, she checked
>You're not even sure what that means
>No getting around it, you and April get put in the bath together
>She can't stop whining when she's made to stay in the hot soapy water and gets scrubbed by your mother
>You take care of washing yourself until she finishes with the puppy, who sits with her eyes closed while the shampoo soaks into her hair
>But you don't know that
>This makes it very awkward for you
>This continues until April gets rinsed and is pulled out of the tub to be dried off by towel and blowdrier
>You think you can hear her biting at the hot air
>After her small feel pat away downstairs you get rinsed, dried, and dressed afterwards
>You're glad April isn't in charge of this
>After a brief snack and brushing of teeth, you and April get tucked in for the night
>Five minutes pass
>You feel April slip up into your bed again and snuggle up onto your side again
>She's nice and warm
>And smells like apples

Think I'll leave it here for tonight, shall I put it in a pastebin?
Captcha, is that a ceiling mixed into food and drink? Must be drunk.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:10:36 2015 No.13566925 >>13566917 >shall I put it in a pastebin? YES. This is good stuff. Excellent and adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:12:16 2015 No.13566933 >>13566917 >She doesn't have cooties, she checked >You think you can hear her biting at the hot air My poor fucking heart mate. Good shit, I like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:16:56 2015 No.13566954 >>13566917 >You think you can hear her biting at the hot air oh god my heart my dog did that all the time RIP Cairo. You were a good boy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:19:13 2015 No.13566967 >>13566954 >RIP canine friend ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:19:18 2015 No.13566968 >>13566925 Pastebinned with most creative name ever. http://pastebin.com/K2Tk5fnp Now to get back to writing that other stuff people are waiting for.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:21:21 2015 No.13566979 >>13566968 Thank you for this fresh supply of absolutely adorable Nyanon. Have a wonderful night.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:23:38 2015 No.13566988 I want a tanuki to suck on my matzo balls.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:25:59 2015 No.13566998 >>13566968 awesome, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:26:17 2015 No.13567003 >>13566988 You couldn't afford it hun.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:29:09 2015 No.13567020 >>13567003 Oy vey! I spent all day making the soup and dumplings. She should be paying me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:31:53 2015 No.13567039 >>13567020 Maybe if you were to call your mother in law and say happy birfday, she'd give you a little somethin? Would mean a lot to her mother to know her son in law cared about her, you know?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:36:55 2015 No.13567066 >>13567039 Hey, yeah, maybe I should...but I don't have a mother in law!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:43:33 2015 No.13567102 >>13567066 Well, then do your wife a favor and gurfuggen her girshoiggen. Then anal.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:49:07 2015 No.13567131 File: 570 KB, 857x1200, 1432885747558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13567102 We did the first part, but we couldn't find her poophole for the second part. Send help.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:51:45 2015 No.13567143 >>13567131 Poor Tentacle-chan gets no love.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:52:35 2015 No.13567146 >>13566968 Good shit, man. Really cute. First time I've actually read something from you.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:52:37 2015 No.13567147 >>13567143 Shame, she has one of KC's cutest faces.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:53:15 2015 No.13567152 >>13567131 You're going to need to call a biologist. Or a botanist. Or a cryptozoologist. Paleontologist?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:54:50 2015 No.13567154 File: 589 KB, 1024x768, Mind_Rape.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13567131 You're lucky to have such an interesting waifu. https://youtu.be/st8-EY71K84?t=2m40s

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:56:13 2015 No.13567159 >>13567152 Gardener is fine, senor.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:56:33 2015 No.13567162 >>13567152 No need, we found a solution. One of us has a poophole, so we were able to do the second part Now what?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:57:41 2015 No.13567164 >>13567143 I find her really cute, it helps that she's my fetish too.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 03:59:35 2015 No.13567169 >>13567131 >>13567143 I want her in my urethra

Anonymous Fri May 29 03:59:59 2015 No.13567171

>>13567162
Well, you're going to want to get her really lubed up, have her slip down a slide and wait at the bottom for you, and slide down dick first. After that you need to lay the eggs in a watermelon, and bury that for three months until your young sprout. All three thousand.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:03:33 2015 No.13567188 >>13567171 How do you love 3000 daughterus?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:04:24 2015 No.13567195 >>13567188 With all your heart.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:04:31 2015 No.13567196 >>13567188 Water them daily.

Anonymous Fri May 29 04:07:23 2015 No.13567211

>>13567171
Alright. It took a couple of tries, but we finally did it. Buried the watermelon, and had the cold matzo ball soup to celebrate.

Thanks for all your help. Don't know why she had to go up my bum earlier though.

Oh, and are we getting a government check or something for these THREE THOUSAND KIDS?!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:07:26 2015 No.13567212 >>13567188 wit ya cock

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:08:42 2015 No.13567216 >>13567211 Thanks Obama.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:09:54 2015 No.13567222 >>13567211 Well, you'll need to fill out these three thousand forms. They're plants though, so most of the money will be spend on water and fertilizer.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:10:53 2015 No.13567226 >>13567222 And music to help them grow strong.

Anonymous Fri May 29 04:11:27 2015 No.13567230

>>13565126
Caught a case of the autism. Had myself luck upon a non JPEG AS FUCK and slightly larger profile image. So I was compelled to spend 20 minutes fixing nothing. New album. New PSD.
https://imgur.com/a/EDawp

I'm going to bed. Remember if you're going to burn down a thread use an accelerant.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:13:31 2015 No.13567240 >>13567230 >pizzametz Cupid THIS IS MADNESS!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:15:01 2015 No.13567246 File: 725 KB, 776x1200, Pretty good Cupid coloration.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13567230 Blue and white are THE best color combination.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:15:10 2015 No.13567251 >>13567240 THIS IS SPARTA!!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:15:51 2015 No.13567253 >>13567251 This is Halloween!

Anonymous Fri May 29 04:16:27 2015 No.13567258

>>13567222

I'll let my wife fill out the forms she's got all those extra limbs for that. I'm on naming duty. I'll be giving them human names, cause I can barely pronounce the wife's.

I just wanted a tanuki to try my soup and I ended up with three thousand mouths to feed.

What a world we live in.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:16:43 2015 No.13567260 >>13567246 I like this better than the original.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:17:50 2015 No.13567264 >>13567258 Well I'm lucky if the missus lays one egg every couple decades.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:17:54 2015 No.13567265 >>13567246 Gonna be honest, I'd waifu a cupid hard. Do they come in mini size?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:18:06 2015 No.13567266 >>13566513 I never plan my greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:19:18 2015 No.13567268 >>13567264 Dragon or phoenix?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:19:46 2015 No.13567270 >>13567246 Reminds me of Stocking.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:20:10 2015 No.13567272 >>13567265 Petite mini, or palm-sized mini? >>13567268 >phoenix Do they even lay eggs?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:20:19 2015 No.13567273 >>13567268 Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:20:45 2015 No.13567274 >>13566586 Do blind people close their eyes when they sleep? So they blink?

Anonymous Fri May 29 04:21:00 2015 No.13567276

>>13567258
>I'll be giving them human names, cause I can barely pronounce the wife's.

>tfw I once dated a woman that I just called Annabelle because apparently I couldn't fucking pronounce her name
>She thought it was a cute nickname but I was just tired of mimicking her exactly and still having her harp on about it being wrong
Anwaar. How fucking hard is that? Apparently it's the hardest thing in the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:21:20 2015 No.13567277 >>13567272 >Do they even lay eggs? They're birds, so they should. They've got to come from somewhere, don't they?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:21:46 2015 No.13567279 >>13567270 Now I want a Stocking edit. >>13567272 Petite mini. And I'm sure phoenixes do. But they lay two, and one is the dark egg of the phoenix.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:22:23 2015 No.13567284 >>13567274 Of course they close their eyes, it's what people do naturally.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:23:33 2015 No.13567287 >>13567276 Almost makes me want to use names in my stories from languages nobody here can pronounce. Like Finnish or Swedish. Maybe I'll have Elves negotiate in Swedish or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:25:59 2015 No.13567293 >>13567277 Don't they basically reincarnate instead of breed? >>13567279 >Petite Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:26:49 2015 No.13567294 >>13567293 >reincarnate instead of breed You can't reincarnate until your first INCARNATE. They had to come from somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:28:12 2015 No.13567299 >>13567294 Usually it's the old bird burning up and a chick popping out of the ashes though. There's no egg involved

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:28:22 2015 No.13567300 >>13567294 >They had to come from somewhere That would mean one was born, but doesn't mean it can breed. A Phoenix could be a one of a kind Harpy of legends.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:29:05 2015 No.13567304 >>13567154 >3:34 Oh boy, now all I can think of is a Kraken or Scylla moving around like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:30:00 2015 No.13567307 >>13567299 Then where did the old bird come from? Are you just pretending to be retarded or what? >>13567300 But anon, science has shown that the egg came before the chicken.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:32:14 2015 No.13567315 >>13567307 Maybe it was born from a regular Harpy? Or came into being from a enormous burst of fire? Hell, if we go by FF5 they were Wyverns who offed themselves by jumping off a specific tower.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:32:26 2015 No.13567316 >>13567307 So, you're saying that like with evolution the phoenix was a random mutation from a different species? Seems unlikely, but there is one explanation I can think of. Echidnas did it. Which kind of proves your point.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:33:15 2015 No.13567318 >>13567315 >Wyvern becomes Phoenix >tears are finally useful I'm okay with this. >>13567316 I'm also okay with MILF Snake theory.

Anonymous Fri May 29 04:33:20 2015 No.13567319

>>13567287
I always agonize over character names, trying to come up with something relevant to the character or setting in some way or another.

I've also found, on another note, I have a weird fixation on color. Like, I won't just say, "Blue" or "Purple", no, instead I'll do like "Cerulean" and "Fuchsia".

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:34:19 2015 No.13567320 >>13567315 >Wyverns who offed themselves by jumping off a specific tower Did they get bullied into it? I fucking hate that she's part of this bully meme for some reason, but I couldn't resist.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:35:00 2015 No.13567321 >>13567319 I seem to have a fixation with white hair, I find it hard not making a third of my characters have it. Help.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:35:11 2015 No.13567322 >>13567319 Huh. I've done meaningful names a couple times but nobody really noticed so I didn't keep it up and just started to use whichever name popped into my head first.

Anonymous Fri May 29 04:36:13 2015 No.13567324

>>13567307
>Then where did the old bird come from? Are you just pretending to be retarded or what?

It's a magical Greek bird. It could have been made in any number of ways. And since it was stolen from the Egyptians like the sphinx was and twisted into proper Greek myth, that's where the source lies.

Which the Egyptian version was self-created as the soul of Ra and is as old as the universe. No egg.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:37:26 2015 No.13567328 >>13567318 Those tears go from being delicious to being useful. >>13567320 The one in 5 did it of its own free will to aid the party should they bother climbing the tower. >Bully meme It's a meme? Great, now I will enjoy it even less.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:39:36 2015 No.13567333 >>13567319 >>13567322 My hang-up with names is how they look and sound. Spelling is super important. I don't usually name any of my characters until a good one pops into my head. I end up writing a lot of stuff with nameless characters.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:41:00 2015 No.13567339 >>13567284 Do they feel human emotion? Do blind people have souls?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:41:46 2015 No.13567345 >>13567333 What's in a name? >>13567339 They do not, the eyes are the mirror of the soul.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:41:57 2015 No.13567347 Having with a Phoenix waifu seems pure suffering.

Anonymous Fri May 29 04:42:00 2015 No.13567348

>>13567319
I make names relevant to the setting and the locale. But I despise trying to make names match personalities. It doesn't work in real life like that so why should it in a story unless it's to make a specific point.

Also, you need to know lots of synonyms for various colors so when you have a longer story so you don't get repetitive on descriptors. Besides, Cerulean indicates a kind of pastel not-quite turquoise blue and fuchsia a lighter pinkish purple. They're more specific which is good, but they're not interchangeable synonyms with the base either.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:42:07 2015 No.13567349 >>13567246 Jesus, that slight bit of sad in her expression, along with everything else of course, I just want to cuddle fuck her for hours on end as we both say 'I love you' over and over before falling asleep still in each others embrace.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:42:54 2015 No.13567351 >>13567322 >I've done meaningful names a couple times but nobody really noticed Yeah it's good that no one really puts a lot of attention into fine detail. One of my MC's has a last name that basically gives away the end of the story.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:44:26 2015 No.13567360 >>13567351 First MG I ever wrote got her name from a bloody pun. Androgynous, Andrea, sound similar.

Anonymous Fri May 29 04:45:11 2015 No.13567362

>>13567349
>Wake up the next morning
>"Cool, now that I've slept with you, wanna hook me up with that cute wight? C'mon, you're a cupid, right. Do your job. I wouldn't have slept with you otherwise."
>"...O-Okay"
>She sadly draws the arrow and fires it, watching a love bloom which isn't hers.

Anonymous Fri May 29 04:45:54 2015 No.13567365

>>13567351
I wish I could come up with meaningful names.
Most of the ones I use are rehashes, puns, or two lazy attempts at not using any complex attempts at not coming up with a real names because "Her real names is too complex for you to say and sounds like complete gibberish since she's fuckold".

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:46:00 2015 No.13567367 >A Kikimora with cerebral palsy who insists she can still be a maid Can you love her?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:46:12 2015 No.13567369 >>13567360 I thought it was just because her species name also started with an A.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:47:02 2015 No.13567374 >>13567362 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:47:02 2015 No.13567376 >>13567367 Nope. Pillow to the face.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:47:15 2015 No.13567377 >>13567369 That's why I went for the connection to androgynous, yes. It worked out nicely. Farai means "rejoice"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:49:54 2015 No.13567389 >>13567365 You could use that Behind the Name site for that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:50:05 2015 No.13567390 >>13567367 Old yeller time

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:50:42 2015 No.13567392 >>13567347 Why would it? You become immortal, and have a wife that is eternally being reborn, raised by yourself, who grows old in your arms before repeating the process.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:51:34 2015 No.13567395 >>13567389 I kind of do at times. Once I was going to use "Alexandria" for a character's name, then I realized it wouldn't work for a villain and sounded a little off.

Anonymous Fri May 29 04:51:46 2015 No.13567396

>>13567374
>It's not even the first guy to do it to her this month.
>She becomes a love-soldier for sex, letting men fuck her in payment for their perfect waifu, because she couldn't get any otherwise, and she grew too bitter from seeing other couples come together, yet never finding her own man herself
>She upped her payment so that you have to say "I love you" While fucking her
>She knew it wasn't true in her mind, but it still made her heart flutter.
>It was all she lived for these days.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:53:06 2015 No.13567398 >>13567365 I've only really come up with one meaningful, plotheavy name. Found the others through baby name sites.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:54:08 2015 No.13567402 >>13567392 >implying they'll retain past memories

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:54:18 2015 No.13567403 >>13567396 Anon pls.

Anonymous Fri May 29 04:54:33 2015 No.13567404

>>13567365
That reminds me of something I'll probably never get around to writing.

I intentionally want to do something like this. A character's real name never really showing up in the story because they're from the distant past. Even their supposed name is a 'translation' of their real name.

It's similar to Frodo Baggins just being a translation of Maura Labingi.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:55:16 2015 No.13567407 >>13567402 Just make new ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:55:47 2015 No.13567408 >>13567402 They're magic birds who tears heal, downy feathers revive the newly dead, and can cast flames as hot as a dragon's breath. I think they can carry over memories somehow. But that's just my headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:56:14 2015 No.13567410 >>13567396 Not even him, but seriously, go away. This isn't even good suffering. It's just awful. I'd a Cupid. They're lovely.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:56:18 2015 No.13567412 >>13567404 I'd never try something like that. Most I'd do is have a Lancer killed off horribly or a villain use something you never see them use.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:57:40 2015 No.13567418 >>13567376 >>13567390 You people don't deserve waifus.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:57:53 2015 No.13567420 >>13567412 I fully intend to have characters called Kenny and Fritz who only exist to get killed.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:58:24 2015 No.13567421 >>13567404 >Sort of half did this with a character I'm writing right now Kind wish I kept her original name a secret now.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:58:59 2015 No.13567423 >>13567420 I have been pondering letting people make certain choices that would heavily influence which characters, and waifus, die and join. But fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 05:00:24 2015 No.13567428 >>13567423 Letting people make choices doesn't lead to anything good. The author must remain an all-powerful dictator. Unless what they write pisses people off, then they have to go change it right away and apologize.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 05:00:27 2015 No.13567430 >>13567418 Someone has to put down the dumb dog bird.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 05:00:43 2015 No.13567433 >>13567420 >Not Kenny and Cu

Anonymous Fri May 29 05:02:19 2015 No.13567434

>>13567402
>They do once they come of age
Where's your suffering boner now?

>>13567403
>It gets to the point she can't even trust her own feelings anymore
>It's a slow, tentative relationship when you find her
>Her eyes hollow whenever you fuck, your earnest words if 'I love you' fall on disbelieving ears, having heard the lies so many times the words themselves have lost all meaning
>It took a month for her to stop asking, "so who do you want me to shoot" after sex
>On the upside, she gets embarrassed and doesn't know how to react when you hold and cuddle her
>Because no one bothered before
>She blushes and fidgets more holding hands than she does sucking cock
>And miraculously, despite it all, you're still her first kiss
>You don't know how to feel about that

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 05:02:19 2015 No.13567436 >>13567433 BUT THEY KILLED FRITZ!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 05:03:36 2015 No.13567441 >>13567418 Ghosts don;t have cerebral palsy, I'm helping her.

Anonymous Fri May 29 05:04:29 2015 No.13567445

>>13567428
>Letting people make choices
Yeah, remember when Bromet let people make decisions and we ending up watching a crippled man crash a flaming airplane with sharks attached to the wings into Ultraman?
Seriously though, I know damn well people can be stupid as hell with decision making.

Anonymous Fri May 29 05:04:51 2015 No.13567447

>>13567365
All over the world, people shorten names and give nicknames to make people easy to refer to in conversation, usually no more than two or three syllables. Or just calls them by their last name. And don't forget even reducing to just initials.

>Guy named Martin Luther Gilder
>Everyone calls him ML

>Guy named Timothy Joiner
>Everyone calls him Scooter

Or for something translated from a different naming kind of culture.
>Guy named He Who Serves God In The Glory of Heaven Smith
>Everyone calls him Serve

All that stuff is really variable. But everyone has a need to have something short for less formal situations and that's the one to grasp for a narrative for a character with a lot of page time.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 05:04:54 2015 No.13567448 >>13567430 Cerebral palsy is just motor control issues. >>13567441 You're a bad person, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 05:05:06 2015 No.13567450 >>13567441 Huh. Yeah, you could just rez her and have an undead Kiki like the one from Penys story.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 05:07:34 2015 No.13567453 >>13567448 This guy understands >>13567450 I only hurt her because I love her.

Anonymous Fri May 29 05:08:07 2015 No.13567459

>>13567447
One character's name is ridiculously long, and from an old as hell age with a completely different language. I wanted to do a part where she speaks in "!@#$%^&*" instead of actual letters because it sounds like complete gibberish.
MC just calls her by the simplest name he thought of at the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 05:08:08 2015 No.13567460 Augmented Kiki >>>> Smelly dumb zombie kiki

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 05:09:50 2015 No.13567468 >>13567434 ...Better.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 05:10:48 2015 No.13567473 >>13567459 How about injun names?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 05:11:09 2015 No.13567474 >>13567459 Point being that even if someone has a name like that, and a lot of people do in real life, they'd have something short too for regular informal use.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:07:09 2015 No.13567498 We back?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:08:20 2015 No.13567504 Finally.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:08:33 2015 No.13567507 >>13567498 we back it seems. wurms a cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:09:20 2015 No.13567511 Bye bye spooky ghosts from the ghost board!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:09:34 2015 No.13567513 >>13567507 I want to blow raspberries on my wurm daughterus tummy

Anonymous Fri May 29 11:09:37 2015 No.13567515

>>13567498
Oh, hey. I guess so.

>>13567453
Well, as long as she knows full well what you're doing. You don't just kill her and resurrect her without saying anything.

>>13567460
I disagree. Undead are love.

Man, its a shame this happened during the best hours of the thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:10:28 2015 No.13567521 >Nyanon writes a story about a buy getting a dog-girl guide-dog girl-guide Okay. >The guide-dog-girl is young, excitable, and prone to running off IMMERSION RUINED.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:19:42 2015 No.13567557 File: 154 KB, 461x363, 2643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post your waifu's O face.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:22:55 2015 No.13567572 >>13567434 >>13567396 Alright I've been waiting several hours to say this, your story is dumb the sadness is forced and all of those guys would get cursed by eros

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:23:05 2015 No.13567573 File: 58 KB, 343x338, Sexing the waifu slightly more clean version.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13567557 And we're back!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:25:01 2015 No.13567581 >>13567573 Fluffy white tengu chicks who follow you around.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:26:26 2015 No.13567589 So what did you guys do while we were down? I'm just finishing the second season of Birdy the Mighty.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:26:28 2015 No.13567590 >>13567572 Well, you know, the first guy you replied to is actually a story of trying to make her better. It'll take time, but she'll get where she should be.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:29:51 2015 No.13567600 >>13567589 Sleep

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:30:14 2015 No.13567602 >>13567589 ARAMs. Between my games I watched, what I can only assume was, some of you guys try to shitpost elsewhere, which was amusing.

Anonymous Fri May 29 11:32:04 2015 No.13567610
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"Ehhh? Kikis? Why'd you want stinking birds when we can clean up for master just fine?"

"Y-Yeah! We'll work to make make this house sparkling without some stupid bird wolf thingy!"

How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:32:35 2015 No.13567614 >>13567589 Fapped to boat girls, played some audiosurf and drank way more tea than is probably healthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:33:41 2015 No.13567617 >>13567589 Listened to internet box, read re:monster

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:33:44 2015 No.13567618 >>13567590 The premise is shit, the attempt on correcting it is wasted time and effort that could be spent on something that doesn't use the old and overused everyone is assholes all the time premise

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:33:45 2015 No.13567619 >>13567610 Ask them to prove it by washing that window with their breasts while I admire their work from the other side.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:34:02 2015 No.13567620 >>13567614 Tea is very healthy unless it's sweet tea.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:34:03 2015 No.13567621 >>13567610 Its so you girls can take days off if necessary. Namely, maternity leave

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:34:44 2015 No.13567624 >>13567610 Sure, you guys can compete with the kikimora maid that keeps fucking up the OP, the smug alp neighbor maid, the lewd trained devilbug maids, and any other maid that decides to join the wacky races.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:34:45 2015 No.13567626 File: 156 KB, 720x880, 22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13567557 >D-don't look at my face! >It's embarassing! >N-no! Why does being pet feel soo good!? >Idiot, idiot!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:34:53 2015 No.13567628 File: 1.79 MB, 2000x2000, GAZE....upon the best girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's too late for What'cha Doing now. Stop being literally ded you fucks, I have to stay on schedule or someone will be angry with me.

Anonymous Fri May 29 11:34:55 2015 No.13567629
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>>13567581
Group of Tengu following you groupie like with one thunderbird who insist she's not into nerdy shit.

>>13567610
I can't trust either of you alone with the fridge what makes you think I'm trusting you with cleaning.

>>13567589
playing mabinogi

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:36:30 2015 No.13567639 File: 114 KB, 751x1024, 1412922002745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13567626 >those arms creepy. I like it when she cries better.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:37:06 2015 No.13567641 >>13567620 Well too much can lead to kidney stones. I hope monster girl nurses are a thing before that becomes a problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:38:41 2015 No.13567648 File: 105 KB, 720x880, 9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13567639 Wrong Kitsune anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:39:21 2015 No.13567652 >>13567641 Yeah. Kidney stones are fucking horrible. My dad got them in his late twenties when I was a kid. I'm just glad I've never got them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:47:16 2015 No.13567679 Are we down again or just ded?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:50:06 2015 No.13567688 ded Wow, why are Thursdays in particular so shitposty?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:52:36 2015 No.13567698 >>13567688 Who knows, maybe folks getting ready for the weekends, which are also pretty heavy usually

Anonymous Fri May 29 11:54:08 2015 No.13567703

>>13567688
Anons letting off steam after the stress buildup of the rest of the week from school and work. Fridays are more cathartic because it's the beginning of the weekend. We do get a lot of shitposting on the weekend though because people are bored. I do prefer bored shitposting to angry shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:54:16 2015 No.13567704 >MFW have several story ideas >MFW can't find the drive to actually try and sexualize a dragon not unlike Smaug the Magnficient

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:57:50 2015 No.13567716 >>13567704 Try your best, man. If you're still staring at the screen for more than an hour find something to motivate you.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:59:47 2015 No.13567719 >>13567704 Listen to music, it's what I did when I used to write. Just have to find something that matches the mood of your story. >captcha I coulda swore that van looked like a cake.

Anonymous Fri May 29 11:59:55 2015 No.13567721
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>You will never date a Living Doll and help her try to discover her purpose for being created
>Or save a Living Doll from being used and abused by a creepy puppetmaster
>Or help her dress up like a reploid after much insisting on her part that you "help her look more like a robot and less like a boring old doll."

Anonymous Fri May 29 12:03:03 2015 No.13567728
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The year is 2053, a virus has ravaged the human population leaving mankind on the brink of extinction and human males are now a rarity. What was once a utopia where races could coexist has now became a battle to secure the last remaining human men between groups that cope with the crisis through the use of communal husbands. You now find yourself stuck between three groups that would rather not wipe each other out so they're giving you a choice.

1. The snake gang. Made up of Lamias of all different kinds, they've taken control of a local hospital that they use as their base. Living with them you can expect to be assigned to being the husband of the Apophi that reside in the intensive care ward although you may be loaned out as a human hug pillow to the odd Shirohebi. For your troubles they will share a reasonable amount of rations and sundays will be assigned as sex free days for the sake of your penis.

2. The goblin militia. A group of Goblins that made an empty military base their headquarters. Their Hobgoblin leader gets priority on you but you can expect to be passed around the base a fair bit to stop her underlings from rioting. You'll also be expected to drive them around when scavenging for supplies since none of them are tall enough to get behind a wheel but it's not all bad, they've managed to start their own brewery in the hanger and you'll get your own weapon for personal protection so there's some luxury to be had.

(continued in next post)

Anonymous Fri May 29 12:04:40 2015 No.13567734

>>13567728
3. The undead mafia. Their turf is a run down apartment building on the edge of the city. The boss is a Wight but as much as she'd love to keep you for herself in her luxury suite she runs things quite fairly. You can expect to be spending time with undead of all kinds from ghouls to plain old zombies and of course the Wight herself. When not engaged in lewd activities you'll likely be requested to help with maintenance on the apartment as it's starting to show it's age but the benefits they offer include warm showers and classy parties on fridays.

Or there's the box.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:05:40 2015 No.13567737 >>13567734 Gimme the box.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:06:37 2015 No.13567741 >>13567728 >>13567734 Tunnel snakes rule, but I think I'll have to go with the undead mafia. Ghoul blowjobs while I work on the plumbing is to be expected.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:07:01 2015 No.13567743 >>13567728 Snake gang, please. Apophis nurses, here I come.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:08:48 2015 No.13567748 >>13567728 >>13567734 Can't I just kenshiro this. I really hope he's not in the box.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:10:30 2015 No.13567755 >>13567728 Goblin gang. "Operation: Adventures with Lolis" is a go.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:14:36 2015 No.13567765 File: 321 KB, 888x1400, 毎日がＹＥＳday.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to stick my penis in Miia's vagina

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:16:04 2015 No.13567770 >>13567765 All the babies. ALL THE BABIES!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:16:39 2015 No.13567773 >>13567765 The only way that picture could get any better is if she had heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:23:41 2015 No.13567792 >>13567765 I don't get what you're saying

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:24:57 2015 No.13567800 File: 3.81 MB, 2000x1224, 1432363077283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13567792 I want to ejaculate my seed into Miia's womb

Anonymous Fri May 29 12:25:14 2015 No.13567804

>>13567737
>Gimme the box.

Unable to decide it looks like they're all about to try and take you by force when someone throws a bag over your head and tosses you into the back of a truck. After what seems like an eternity you arrive at your new home.

Mystery Box: The spider sanctuary. They call it a sanctuary but in reality it's an subway station that hasn't been used in months. The corridors are roamed by all varieties of eight legged girls including but not limited to Jurougumos, Ushi-Oni and regular Arachne. Here your living space is limited to a small room, just enough to fit you and one partner and each day the spider girl inhabitants will line up to have their way with you one after the other using Mamono mana to force you to preform with no breaks. There's no luxuries and days off to be found here, occasionally one of the more kind hearted girls may bring you a gift or try and strike up a conversation for you but other than that all that awaits you here is the life of a slave, never to see daylight again.
>>13567741
>Tunnel snakes rule
I've made a terrible mistake, I should have switched the settings for the Lamias and the box.

Anonymous Fri May 29 12:25:17 2015 No.13567805
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Oh no! The cute Kiki accidently spilled the hot cocoa and a marshmellow she made to suprise you all over the server, taking it down for hours!

What do you as reponsible Master do?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:26:14 2015 No.13567806 >>13567734 Definitely number 3. No other option here. Undead too good.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:27:15 2015 No.13567811 >>13567805 toss her, she's defective order a new one off amazon

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:27:19 2015 No.13567812 >>13567805 Prepare shitposts for when it comes back on

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:29:53 2015 No.13567821 >>13567805 Tell her she's in deep trouble and bend her over my knee, raising my hand only to bring it down slowly into a light tap before kissing her on the forehead. At the end of the day a server can be repaired, a cute maid can't be replaced.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:30:32 2015 No.13567824 >>13567804 >I should have switched the settings Nope. Too late. I'm taking my Apophis nurse and leaving, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:31:32 2015 No.13567827 >>13567805 Take her out for some food. She obviously thinks I've been working too hard on this server thing, and wants me to take a break. Who knows? During the downtime, I can come up with a better captcha system...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:34:54 2015 No.13567835 >>13567804 Well, I'm fucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:36:05 2015 No.13567842 >>13567805 Good job, you gave me time to go fishing, get ready for head pats.

Anonymous Fri May 29 12:43:47 2015 No.13567868

>>13567513
>Blow on wurm daughterus belly button
>her tail wrecks the couch, while she giggles loudly.
>order special wurm holder for belly button sessions.
>She completely developed a fetish for
>destroy the couch of her first boyfriend. plus she breaks his leg
>you adjusts her old tail/belly holder device to fit her grown form [spoiler[through the power of your dad workshop and a montage[/spoiler]
>you hand it over to your new son in law. At least thats what he going to fucking be. you wont let a man who doesn't bat an eye at your daughter accidentally breaking his leg get away.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:45:04 2015 No.13567873 >>13567804 >mystery box Sounds like heaven but... >tfw the only thing that is bad for you is that you'll never settle down with just one of the spider girls

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 12:57:38 2015 No.13567900 >>13567765 NTR doujins soon

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:07:56 2015 No.13567930 >>13567900 Good, maybe then Miia would be with someone who actually cares about her and not put up with a haremfag.

Anonymous Fri May 29 13:10:33 2015 No.13567938
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>>13567811
And thus the Master kicked the cute kiki out of his house, and started looking for a new maid. The cute kiki cried for weeks, always wondering if Master would come back and forgive her. Thankfully an older Kikimora from the local maid center found her in alleyway and took her in, helping her find a new Master to love.

Meanwhile the ex-Master bought himself an enchanted roomba instead, who needs cute maids when you have technology?

Neutral end(?) you decide.

>>13567812
Not minding the cute Kiki's damage you instead prepare an array of so called "shitposts" to throw at your enemies for when the server went up again. Clearly those fags were to inferior to you! and you were going to show it!

The cute Kiki apologizes and leaves the room after trying to use a towel to clean the server. She gives a sign, wondering how she could possibly get her Master to improve his life and give a little more attention to the one that truly cares for him.

Neutral ending.

>>13567821
Your Kiki cries softly as you tell her that she is in deep trouble, bending her over your knee and ready your hand to spank her.

But that spanking never comes as you softly tap her behind, and give her a suprise kiss on her forehead. After telling her what importance she truly holds to you she simply hugs you, only letting go after after you tell her you think you smell something from the kitchen.

The cute Kikimora grows up into a fine maid and beauty to behold. She eventually gets together with her you during a beautiful full moon in the heart of summer.

Happy ending. You are a good Master anon.

>>13567827
Using her mistake as a lesson to learn from, you come up with a better captcha system, making many others happy.

And your Kikimora? She shines everytime she sees you, knowing that every little thing she does helps improve your life.

Happy ending!

>>13567842
Your Kiki is slightly confused, but happily accepts your headpats. Who is she to refuse your love?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:13:36 2015 No.13567951 >>13567930 this. every girl should just have had a cloned darling, and a 6-7 part story, he could go for 700 chapters, theres enough fucking mg's

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:15:08 2015 No.13567956 >>13567951 This sort of exists in the proto-EMG comics. Where all the guys are identical brothers.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:16:23 2015 No.13567964 How would monster girls react to watching this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw0s4C0g5SM

Anonymous Fri May 29 13:17:23 2015 No.13567967

>>13567951
True. That way, he could have went, on a whim, "You know what? I'm tired of writing Cerea right now. I'll just do a chapter on Papi for a while and continue on Cerea's chapter when I'm in the mood again."

Bt now, he's got to put up with servicing 6+ different girls in the same scene, trying not to make each one look like a waste of space.
THAT is what is inherently wrong with harems. The lack of knowing what to do with your characters.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:19:49 2015 No.13567978 >>13567956 if i had to choose between the one and the other, i would rather keep the proto-emg and burn the current one.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:19:50 2015 No.13567980 >>13567938 >>13567938 >The cute Kikimora grows up into a fine maid and beauty to behold. She eventually gets together with her you during a beautiful full moon in the heart of summer. Best end. Kikimoras are love.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:21:38 2015 No.13567992 >>13567964 If they don't have a daughteru yet they'll try to go and conceive one. Immediately. If they don't have a husbando, then they'll go and find one. Then concieve a daughteru. Immediately.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:23:55 2015 No.13568000 >>13567978 No contest there. It's the superior choice. It was focused like >>13567967 mentioned, and the MC(s) actually got laid. Harems were probably more marketable or something. Nips seem to have this aversion to closure outside of outright smut.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:26:13 2015 No.13568011 >>13567964 Remove curryniggers

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:33:38 2015 No.13568041 What if the Monster Monsume Anime has actual scenes for when Miia and Cerea imagine having Daughterus with Darling? Would your heart be able to take it?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:45:14 2015 No.13568080 >>13568041 I'd be dead. Especially if they added anime only scenes of the other girls having such thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:50:14 2015 No.13568104 >>13567734 I'd rather not be a gigolo, but I guess I'd go with the Undead. Definitely the best of a bad situation.

Anonymous Fri May 29 13:54:06 2015 No.13568118

>>13568080
>Papi imagining flying around cheerfully with her daughteru in the park while Kimihito watches from a grassy hill
>Rachnee imagining using her webs to make a swing for her daughteru
>Suu does not know how babies are made
I couldn't think of one for Lala.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:54:13 2015 No.13568119 File: 31 KB, 391x264, 1420776225127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looking for a link to a tanukific where she was pretending to be a human businesschick and got drunk and her cover was blown please to be helping

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:56:29 2015 No.13568127 mg childhood friend>mg onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:59:01 2015 No.13568138 >>13568127 mg>no mg

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:59:21 2015 No.13568139 >>13567648 >Do you have a girl beside me; a human girl you like? Well I fucked your grandmother once...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:59:28 2015 No.13568140 >>13568127 This is always true. Surely your onee-san would prefer you go out and find your own girlfriend before offering to be your girlfriend for the night.

Anonymous Fri May 29 14:01:21 2015 No.13568150

So for anyone who cares, KC's blog-post for Cupid stated a couple things.

The difference between a Houri and a Cupid is similar to the gap between an "Angel" and a Valkyrie. He was quick to clarify though that this does not mean that there are not some of the other kinds of angels working under Eros. While it was already pretty well known "Angels" serve under Eros, interesting to think about Valkyries doing so too...

Lastly he said that their duty is to use their arrows to "Join men and women that have been ordained to join together by [Eros]".
Then in brackets says that "[Eros'] standards are uncertain".

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:01:41 2015 No.13568152 >>13568118 >That Papi one Lerche please, I'll forgive you for the inevitable quality issues if you do this. >>13568127 Why not both? A childhood friend who's older by 1-2 years and was like an older sister to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:02:56 2015 No.13568158 >>13568138 Well, obviously. That should go without saying. >>13568140 >For the night Just for the night? What kind of onee-san would allow you to leave her in that way after sleeping together?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:03:34 2015 No.13568162 >>13568152 >Why not both? A childhood friend who's older by 1-2 years and was like an older sister to you. I've read an h-manga like that once. Protag was a bit more on the shota-side than I'd have liked, but otherwise, it was very nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:04:38 2015 No.13568164 >>13568150 So... Valkyrie and angels with Eros Palette-swap when?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:05:19 2015 No.13568168 >>13568158 Obviously you'd stay. She'd just word it that day. You know: >"Sorry to hear your girlfriend broke up with you. Maybe I can be your girlfriend for tonight?"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:05:58 2015 No.13568171 >>13568139 >grandmother Oh god. Imagine your dragon girlfriend got dumped by your grandpa, then she stalked your dad for years and old stopped after you were born. What would you do? Besides just being creeped out.

Anonymous Fri May 29 14:06:05 2015 No.13568172

>>13568162
It's nice when the mc and the girl are both college age or adults. They've been around each other so long that she thinks nothing of wearing a revealing tank top when over at his place for example, it's the little things like how natural that'd be to her that make it cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:06:23 2015 No.13568175 >>13568168 *that way

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:09:47 2015 No.13568189 >>13568164 Soooooo muuuuuuch PINK.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:16:09 2015 No.13568209 >>13568172 I liked that one where the girl is a cartoonist and the guy is trying to get a respectable office job as a recent graduate. Extremely cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:22:24 2015 No.13568217 >>13568119 Curse you for reminding me that existed, now I have to find it too..

Anonymous Fri May 29 14:22:34 2015 No.13568219

Goddamn you guys, I've always loved Holstaurs since the first time I read their profile and I was one of the first ones on board with Hathor, I even wrote a few stories on Holstaurs, but damn if Cupid hasn't quickly jumped to number two, and is trying to become number one.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:23:07 2015 No.13568221 File: 3.74 MB, 708x3730, You have got to be squiddin me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU'RE A

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:24:32 2015 No.13568225 >>13568221 BIG GUY

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:25:31 2015 No.13568228 >>13568119 >>13568217 http://pastebin.com/Jry689pJ

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:25:34 2015 No.13568229 >>13568221 UPTOWN GIRL

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:25:50 2015 No.13568231 >>13568127 >Not having your mg onee-san as your childhood friend

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:26:01 2015 No.13568232 >>13568219 >Get targeted by Cupid >Wind up expressing affection to her after being shot >Display your attraction to her by giving her gifts >Of Holstaur Milk >Deliciously SOFT and HEALTHY Cupid get

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:27:10 2015 No.13568236 >>13568232 Fuck milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:27:15 2015 No.13568237 >>13568228 >http://pastebin.com/Jry689pJ PRAISE ANON, FOR HE IS GREAT

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:28:37 2015 No.13568241 >>13568236 You don't fuck the milk anon, you fuck the waifu and drink the milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:28:43 2015 No.13568243 >>13568232 Maybe its just new-girl hype but I really want to tenderly cuddlefuck cupid. >>13568236 No U.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:30:13 2015 No.13568245 >>13568241 No no no. Waifu drinks the milk then you fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:30:22 2015 No.13568246 File: 751 KB, 800x1162, 8911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish Dragon-senpai would notice me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:32:15 2015 No.13568250 >>13568246 That's no senpai, that's some old woman trying to feel young again!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:32:33 2015 No.13568251 >>13568246 Wear something gold and ask if you can become her treasure.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:33:19 2015 No.13568255 >>13568245 You could also massage her breasts until they start leaking milk everywhere, then use it as lubrication for paizuri >>13568246 Whip your dick out. It always works, trust me

Anonymous Fri May 29 14:33:36 2015 No.13568256
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>>13568152
>Childhood friend shirohebi onee-san finally reaches raping age
>She's constantly all over you in kisses and cuddles despite you not really understanding why
>She manages to turn any game into an excuse for cuddling and kissing.
>Hide and seek becomes hide and I'll tackle you down for kisses
>Anytime she wins in a videogame she says she's allowed five minutes of cuddle time or a kiss on the lips
>When you ask her for help on a homework assignment she'll last about fifteen minutes before pushing you down and kissing you between explanations
>"Ara ara. It seems we'll be picking out a wedding dress soon." Your mom mentions whenever she sees the two of you together.
>The mention of marriage or children causes your friend's other white skin to turn scarlet red before tightly holding your hand.
>She giggles nervously whenever you hug her or otherwise initiate a physical contact with her.
>In school she bursts into your classroom as soon as the lunchbell rings and hauls you off in her tail for the roof
>Spends nearly ten minutes just rubbing her scent onto your clothes and making sure you don't smell like other girls
>Brings you a lunchbox everyday and watches attentively as you eat every bite before asking you how you liked it
>Sometimes she instead spends the lunch period showing you off to her older friends. Having your cheeks pinched by a kitsune or teased by a kraken before being jealously coiled in your friend's tail once more.
>Recently she told you she's not planning on leaving for college when she graduates, instead choosing to stay nearby until you graduate too.

Damn I can't tell where the childhood friend ends and the onee-san begins

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:33:54 2015 No.13568258 File: 16 KB, 259x194, 146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568228 danke

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:35:57 2015 No.13568261 >>13568255 >Lactation-lubed Paizuri Anon, I adore the way you think.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:36:03 2015 No.13568263 >>13568256 I can tell where the generic begins though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:37:56 2015 No.13568269 >>13568256 >I can't tell where the childhood friend ends and the onee-san begins That's the plan

Anonymous Fri May 29 14:38:53 2015 No.13568271

>>13568256
>reaches raping age
>Recently she told you she's not planning on leaving for college when she graduates

Does this mean they made it to high school without her raping or outright seducing him?

Immersion broken.

Still really cute. I'm a huge sucker for cuddles and kisses.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:39:48 2015 No.13568275 I want to eat a slime core! I'll bet it tastes like a fruit gusher!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:40:43 2015 No.13568278 >>13568275 And then Anon was slime

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:40:55 2015 No.13568280 >>13568275 This either kills the slime, or turns the man into a slime.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:42:22 2015 No.13568285 >>13568280 Would turn them into an ordinary incubus, and also kills the slime. That's their brain. It would only turn them into a slime if they were destined to alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:45:07 2015 No.13568297 I want to feed monstergirls the core of a dark slimegirl, and have sex with them while they change!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:45:51 2015 No.13568299 >>13568280 >>13568285 It could also turn the man into some sort of hideous abomination with a built-in slime waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:46:14 2015 No.13568300 I want to use a slime core as a ball gag!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:48:00 2015 No.13568306 >>13568297 >Feed slime core >Watch as the victim's eyes, mouth, and nostrils leak with slime likeslime ebola I would hope that's not how core consumption works.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:51:06 2015 No.13568314 >>13568306 I'm not sure if it would. The core isn't necessary the slimy part of the slime. What could happen is you get some sort of weird magical feedback mindrape memory thing going on as you're chewing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:51:40 2015 No.13568315 >>13568299 As long as he swallows the core whole. Although I do wonder how soft a slime core would be in order to bite into it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:54:15 2015 No.13568322 >>13568315 I imagine it's around as soft as an actual human brain. Those are really squishy and easy to bite into.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:55:04 2015 No.13568324 >meanwhile on /hbg/, a group of monster girls talk about eating human boy's brains.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:55:27 2015 No.13568326 >>13568322 Zombie-chan please.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:55:43 2015 No.13568328 >>13568315 Swallowing the core would just attract the slimegirl into your body.

Anonymous Fri May 29 14:55:48 2015 No.13568329

>>13568306
>Slime oozing from their eyes & mouths
>Engulfs their entire body
>The skin is the first thing to go, peeling off in flakes
>Next the muscles go, dissolving in a bloody mist
>You can see into her ribcage now. her heart's already been replaced with a core
>The organs melt away next
>Finally the bones go, dissolving into powder before fading away
>There's nothing left of her now
>Nothing but some gelatinous facsimile
>She has that same smile, distorted by the gooey mush of her body
>The voice sounds like she's under several feet of water

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:58:00 2015 No.13568334 >>13568324 >vore plz go

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:59:47 2015 No.13568339 >>13568329 >The voice sounds like she's under several feet of water >"Please, I need your essence, I want your semen inside me >All you hear is "UUGRLGGUUGRRUGLKJDURRGUG"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:00:24 2015 No.13568340 >Walking along the woods >Find a Wolf girl with her leg trapped in a bear trap What do?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:01:35 2015 No.13568341 >>13568340 Cull her to improve the species.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:01:42 2015 No.13568342 >>13568340 Help her out, how is this a question?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:01:46 2015 No.13568343 >>13568340 Help the poor girl and nurse her back to health.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:02:35 2015 No.13568345 >>13568324 >The discussion is started by a Manticore who wants to keep her scary image >The other lurkers such as Lamia and Oomukade are disgusted >"This all started when that dyke Roberta started writing about her shitty fetishes"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:02:47 2015 No.13568346 >>13568340 Call a park ranger.

Anonymous Fri May 29 15:03:11 2015 No.13568348

>>13568340
>Ask where her pack is
>If they're going to get help, stay there with her since they would obviously have tried to open it
>If she doesn't have a pack, try and open it myself
>Take her home and get her leg healed
>Comfort her when she develops a limp
>Get lovingly raped during the full moon
>Wolfu get

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:03:13 2015 No.13568349 >>13568340 Try to help, but be very wary. Some smarter packs set up shit like this all the time. It could very well be a trap for the "rescuer". Maybe get a ranger to come over.

Anonymous Fri May 29 15:03:23 2015 No.13568350
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>>13568324
>Meanwhile, in /hbg/
>"Did anyone else see that vigilante in town last night?"
>"I didn't *see* her, but I did hear her show up after some commotion went on
>"She showed up playing a fife or something. It sounded like a rape whistle."
>"!?"
>"I mean, not that I've been in a situation where I've heard one before, but..."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:03:50 2015 No.13568352 >>13568340 Shoot the bear trap so that later when she's better she'll help me distract a really tall ogre. or she'll just drag me away from the fight.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:04:14 2015 No.13568353 >>13568340 Carefully release her. Offer help if she needs it. Alternatively, cum inside while she's helpless. Then release her. What could possibly go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:04:24 2015 No.13568354 >>13568329 Horrifyingly ill girls are my fetish. I'd love to fuck the shit out of her as she moans like a zombie, leaking slime out of every hole, as it consumes her from within.

Anonymous Fri May 29 15:04:58 2015 No.13568355

>>13568251
>time to ask dragon-senpai out
>you wear your long sleeved trench coat and in a stuttering voice adres her
>C-c-can i b-b-be your t-treasure.
>You drop the coat and reveal your golden painted body. wearing nothing but a diamante color glittering thong.
>She quickly princess carries your slender body to the shower and cleans you thoroughly.
>afterwards she dries you and wraps you in 10 towels before flying you to her home
>the 2 of you skip the rest of the day in school, >and you skip the rest of the week as well to recover.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:07:45 2015 No.13568363 File: 61 KB, 237x496, 1430866131689.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568354 Seriously, dude. The fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:09:06 2015 No.13568366 >>13568324 >Who let all these undead fucks in here? >Remove Formaldehyde >Graveniggers pls go

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:10:28 2015 No.13568369 >>13568350 >another MG claims she has been in a situation where she heard it before >gets a bunch of angry_froggirl.jpg replies calling her a normie and telling her to get out

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:11:36 2015 No.13568371 >>13568363 I would join you in castigating him, but the mermaid with a parasite infesting her from violated hero made me cum buckets. Was one of the only things I could get hard to in that game. So I'm really no better.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:11:44 2015 No.13568373 Which MG would you most likely find behind the counter of a convenience store at three in the morning?

Anonymous Fri May 29 15:11:55 2015 No.13568374

>>13568363
It all started when I saw a really cute girl with tuberculosis on the TV. I imagined her sucking my cock with her dirty TB throat while she coughs and hacks all over my dick. I fapped to the interview of her sitting crosslegged on a hospital bed in a tight t-shirt and came hard in an instant.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:12:56 2015 No.13568378 >>13568371 >mermaid with a parasite infesting her from violated hero Please tell me this is on sadpanda.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:13:07 2015 No.13568381 >>13568373 Oomukade. Or a Ghoul.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:13:07 2015 No.13568382 >>13568371 >>13568374 You assholes I'm eating.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:13:14 2015 No.13568383 File: 155 KB, 894x894, 1429222382499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568374 >>13568354

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:13:21 2015 No.13568384 >>13568374 As someone that would be alright with a tentacle, you're weird.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:13:30 2015 No.13568385 >>13568373 Werebat or an undead.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:13:33 2015 No.13568386 >>13568369 Nobody would believe her. It would be like an anon from /mgg/ talking about having his girlfriend do monster girl cosplay

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:14:07 2015 No.13568387 >>13568373 Owl Harpy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:14:56 2015 No.13568390 >>13568340 >start revving up a chainsaw while approaching slowly "IT'S ABOUT TIME"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:15:17 2015 No.13568391 >>13568387 Whoo?

Anonymous Fri May 29 15:18:48 2015 No.13568395

>>13568378
It's a really short and pretty boring scene.
You don't actually see it. It's really the text and voice going with it that did it for me. She's infected by some parasite that's sucking her dry and forcing her to suck your dick for the fluids.
http://exhentai.org/s/dabceda094/566060-11

Anonymous Fri May 29 15:19:19 2015 No.13568396

>>13568350
>Meanwhile, in /hbg/
>I wish my new Aryan daki would arrive already Posts a vampire.
>Jealous werecat poorfag keeps saying they drew the blue eyes wrong.
>Not glorious nippon boybando a neet Oni replies
>enjoy your pencildick, why cant you all just realize that the only real men are black men
>janitor kikki quickly deletes the shitpost before the retards reply.
>2 amon's make her evening by thanking her for keeping the thread clean.
>Lizard tries to turn the subject to the 1880's style of gentlemen's clothing and how she would fight for their honour.
>lurking oomukade just wanted to see more exotic red indian boys.
>She sees the new megamilkman with a 20 inch penis smut and quickly begins masturbating furiously until she falls asleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:19:35 2015 No.13568397 >>13568373 Tanuki >Money never sleeps!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:20:47 2015 No.13568399 >>13568384 Nothing weird about wanting to have rough sex with a cute batgirl while she bleeds out of her eyes, nose and mouth. Extra salty kisses, you know?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:22:05 2015 No.13568403 >>13568391 fuuuck yooou i cant stop laughing, jesus fuck why is this so funny you basterd

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:23:35 2015 No.13568408 >>13568396 >janitor kikki quickly deletes the shitpost before the retards reply immersion ruined

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:24:36 2015 No.13568410 >>13568403 You need sleep

Anonymous Fri May 29 15:29:46 2015 No.13568422

>>13568275
>Your friend had invited you to a shady restaurant being run out of someone's basement.
>You didn't know what you ordered, but the spherical delicacy had a rather fragrant smell with a savory taste as you chewed into it.
>The skin was tough, but the insides had a jelly consistency that reminded you of gushers. You finished it quickly and said your goodbyes before going back home.
>That night you dreamt you were swimming in a pool. Whenever you tried to move the water moved with you and kept you centered.
>You wake up in the middle of the night to a sensation similar to having pissed yourself, except it covers your entire body.
>You kick off the blankets and find your entire body outlined by sweat. The absurdity of the situation worsens when a familiar fragrant smell wafts into your nose.
>You take a bath to get clean. The water feels so refreshing and wonderful that you manage to stay nearly three hours in what you thought were five minutes.
>By the time you get out it's already sun up and you need to get ready for work. You get on your work clothes and set out.
>You live close to your job and choose to walk over there like you normally do. You only make it down a block before the sweat gets into your eyes, and clothes, and shoes.
>A lamia flicks at the air with her tongue as she slithers by. A strange look comes over as she stares at you open mouthed.
>You get this look repeatedly as you make your way to work.
>It takes five minutes from the moment you enter until your boss calls you out for trailing water up the stairs and into your cubicle.
>She also mentions that she's already received three complaints about your stench. She angrily tells you to leave and come back when you learn how to shower.
>You can't help but wonder why you keep hearing everything as if you were underwater. The walk back home is quick but tiring as your legs wobble beneath you with every step.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:30:09 2015 No.13568425 >>13568374 As someone who is sometimes into melting and googirl transformation fetishes, that's crazy whack, yo.

Anonymous Fri May 29 15:30:47 2015 No.13568429

>>13568422
>You sit down in your dining chair when you suddenly hear something dripping. You reach up for your ears and feel a thick liquid soaking down your temple.
>In a minute it starts to drip out of your nose too. The smell of that exotic meal drenches your senses like vomit.
>You reach for your phone to call 911, but the moment you try to give your address more of that same liquid pushes up your throat and out your mouth.
>You struggle and panic for nearly five minutes before realizing that you’re not choking or drowning.
>You don’t even need to breathe, the desire to do so has completely disappeared with the sudden surge of blue paste pushing up your throat.
>In a split second decision you choose to walk to the hospital. You get to your feet and immediately fall forward along with a wet sloshing sound that comes from beneath you.
>Your feet, no, your entire legs have collapsed within a second of getting up. You cry out for pain but feel nothing. There’s no sensation as you look back at your melting limbs.
>Sweat pours from every pore in your body. The blue slime blinds you as your eyes begin to painlessly melt.
>There’s nothing left except your thoughts. You can’t feel anything, say anything, see anything, hear anything. The only sense you have left is your smell, and it gives access only to that indescribable fragrance of slime.
>How much time passes in that state of nothingness? You’re not sure if you spent days imbibing that aroma. It becomes the only indicator that you’re still alive despite apparently being dead.
>The first sign that you’re coming back is the faint splotches of light that come across your vision. You can’t open or close this method of sight, but you slowly feel light and darkness.
>Next comes touch, or rather texture. Everything feels wet, but you can somehow feel the soft rug beneath you and the chair’s wooden legs beside you.

Anonymous Fri May 29 15:31:48 2015 No.13568431

>>13568429
>Finally comes sound. Across the span of a few hours you hear faint ringing from your telephone, probably your boss asking about you.
>Despite this you realize something has changed in you. You can hear, but have no ears. You can touch, but cannot feel your own skin or manipulate your limbs. You can see, but the sight comes in all directions and you can’t shut your eyelids.
>After nearly a day you learn how to drag your new shape across the floor, much like that initial dream you feel like you’re swimming in a pool which moves with your every stroke. It takes you a few hours before you feel and see the bathroom’s open door.
>The journey to your mirror lasts another day. Each centimeter crawled up the sink leads you to learn about your new body’s limits and abilities. Your skill in manipulating it is quickly improving
>Your vision is still shaky, but your suspicions are confirmed when you finally catch a glimpse in the reflective surface of your bathroom’s mirror.
>There you are, a mass of transparent blue slime surrounding an orb the size of your brain more or less. It glimmers and swims through the rest of your body with only the thought.
>You should be afraid, you should be completely lost for the loss of your old body. Strangely you feel none of these things. Now that the curiosity pertaining to your shape has been satisfied you feel a new desire welling up within you
>Hunger, and for a food source you had never even thought of eating before.
>You wonder just how far you can manipulate your current form before setting off once more in search of someone who can help you curb your new desire.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:33:13 2015 No.13568432 >>13568408 Are you the same guy that keeps saying this? Not that I mind, just curious.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:34:48 2015 No.13568436 >>13568432 No

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:35:16 2015 No.13568439 >>13568432 Maybe that's his thing, but I'm a different anon who used it for the shirohebi text.

Anonymous Fri May 29 15:35:56 2015 No.13568440

>>13568340
Save her, then have her assist me in a fight against an angry, sleep-disturbed troll girl.
Then save the President's daughter, foil an evil mutated roper's plans for world domination, blow of the President's daughter's advances, and marry that wolf girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:37:34 2015 No.13568444 >>13568408 its a fantasy anon, why cant my fantasies be better then real life.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:38:52 2015 No.13568448 Did that humming bird girl thing ever get pastebinned?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:39:14 2015 No.13568449 >>13568431 I'm not going to bother reading any of this until somebody tells me whether or not it's just inari being a faggot again. I suspected this subject might attract his attention.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:40:14 2015 No.13568451 >>13568444 Fair enough >>13568448 Yeah, it was quicksilver I think

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:46:18 2015 No.13568470 >>13568228 Is it ded? Next chapter where?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:48:32 2015 No.13568478 >>13568470 Thunderbro normally takes time between his updates. I very much doubt that it's dead though, considering how well he stuck it out with Aviators.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:50:52 2015 No.13568483 File: 368 KB, 800x800, 1432494492138.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568449 Just be glad you're not having to read the hogwash Inari's butt buddy is putting in the IRC

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:56:13 2015 No.13568489 >>13568483 What sort of hogwash?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:56:51 2015 No.13568490 >>13568489 Some kind of bullshit with three hundred and sixty degrees sex underwater with an MG as shit as Mero

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:58:23 2015 No.13568491 >>13568396 >that one bored alp who shitposts both here and on /hbg/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:59:08 2015 No.13568493 File: 1.19 MB, 777x1087, 9409.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Blushing big girls are...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:59:09 2015 No.13568494 >>13568449 If you were afraid that it's about an anon turning into a semen-seeking slime missile, your fears are true.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:00:09 2015 No.13568498 >>13568493 Those half-feet/half-hooves are disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:02:08 2015 No.13568504 >>13568490 >three hundred and sixty degrees sex underwater This is hot. >with an MG as shit as Mero This, less so.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:02:19 2015 No.13568505 >>13568493 My fetish

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:03:47 2015 No.13568510 >>13568494 Thanks. Now I don't need to wonder. >>13568431 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:05:11 2015 No.13568513 >>13568493 Disgustingly muscled with malformed feet.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:05:36 2015 No.13568515 >>13568510 If you give it attention it will keep coming back.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:05:38 2015 No.13568518 >>13568493 That ass and those thighs aren't soft enough for me. They look weird. Good otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:06:54 2015 No.13568520 >>13568515 You're right, I'm sorry. I'll try harder.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:08:14 2015 No.13568523 >>13568494 But I don't want that, I want slime-seeking semen missles. The silo is my penis.

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:12:11 2015 No.13568540
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>>13568504

Mero was just an example on hand to make it easier to visualize. But basically it went something like this.

>360 degree sex with a Mermaid
>You're barrel rolling through the sea as she milks your seed from you, her vaginal walls and body quivering against you in sweet rapture
>Can't escape because of pelvic fins operating like pedipalps on an Arachne, your face pushed into her bosom
>Sixty-nines with her can go with stuff like her licking at your rosebud if you're so deviant like that while you slurp at her Mermaid pussy in what should be a standing position
>Or conversely, she can suckle your testes while you're doing that exact position
>Can't escape her because she can out-swim you underwater
>She has enough vaginal control to put a Dolphin to shame, milking you every time in sync with her orgasms
>On land the best sex is in the shallows, near beaching levels on a dolphin, orca, or whale
>Her body's natural mucus is like NURU as she slips and slides all over your front, nibbling your ears and whispering sweet nothings as you hug her while laying on your sides
>She has to stifle her moans and yips of pleasure so as to not attract attention, since sound carries farther above water
>If you're found, it's two bodies twitching against one another in a hug while your seed squelches lewdly out of her gluttonous Mermaid pussy
>People thought horse pussy was the final vaginal frontier, the almighty all-pussy
>When Mermaid fuckers have had that shit on lockdown since Day 1

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:14:07 2015 No.13568547 >>13568540 This sounds great.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:15:31 2015 No.13568550 >>13568493 She's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:17:33 2015 No.13568556 >>13568373 Holstaur. Running a nice 24/7 diner.

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:18:15 2015 No.13568559

>>13568540
Yes, this is exactly the sort of thing I want. Taking advantage of the freedom which being underwater offers, to explore so many different positions and ways to be together. Monstergirls exploring past the frontiers of sex to find all new ways to love and live.

It needs to be written.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:19:31 2015 No.13568562 >>13568556 That actually sounds really comfy. Little 24/7 dive diners usually have the best food.

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:29:37 2015 No.13568581

>>13568540
How do human or incubus manage to live underwater with their ocean waifus when thy wimpy two legs can't propel them anywhere?
Do they live on the shore where they can walk, get pulled everywhere by their waifus, or develop bodies that can swim underwater?

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:31:14 2015 No.13568587

guys I found MG's kryptonite:
single DILF Teacher
>be over 30
>you're a wizard
>well you're a teacher, close enough
>it's bad enough you're in an all-girls school
>but its the worst day of your life
>Valentines Day
>have to walk through a flood of young high schoolers confessing/proposing to you
>get to your class
>your desk is covered in love letters
>all in all its not the worst Valentines Day
>until you leave at the end of the day
>you walk out of your classroom to see the succubus principal, hellhound gym teacher, the kikimora home ec. teacher and the Cupid english teacher all waiting for you
>they all have heart pupils
>they are all panting like they've run 10 marathons
>this isn't going to end well
>thank whomever's in charge that Valentines Day fell on a friday this year

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:31:16 2015 No.13568588 >>13568559 Too lazy to commit. Have other stupid shit to work on.

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:33:40 2015 No.13568595

>>13568581
It's probably the shore or get pulled everywhere by default. With the ability to breathe underwater granted through marriage. The latter is probably an option though it can be mainly magical too. Like something similar to the gillyweed in Harry Potter.

Like in the water they just swim or 'run' at higher speeds or on the ocean floor they can sort of moon jump around at high speeds.

Alternatively advanced life preserver things that enhance swimming and mobility. Sort of like the things mermaids use for land.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:34:49 2015 No.13568599 >>13568540 >Sound carries further above water Immersion destroyed

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:35:47 2015 No.13568600 >>13568599 I think that was a typo. The context of the sentence implies that he meant to type "below".

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:37:49 2015 No.13568612 >>13568600 He was talking about being beached in a couple inches of water where their heads would be in open air so no, not really.

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:41:05 2015 No.13568626

Every time. Every fucking time. I come to these threads, and reading just a few posts, my imagination goes crazy. I come up with all sorts of possibilities and simulate the reality in my head. As a result, I'm almost never without a boner when I'm here. But then sometimes I also imagine of non-lewd fantasies, and I just don't have time or energy to write everything down. I wish there was a way for thoughts to be automatically turned into content.

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:42:32 2015 No.13568634

>>13568612
Well, then I'm just wrong. Weird that that would even be specified though, if that what you say is the case.
Maybe it's a poorly worded way of implying that landlubber people would be more likely to hear if it was done above water?

>>13568626
There is no automatic way. The only way for people to see what's in your head is to painstakingly pull it out and put it on paper. The feeling you get when it's done is worth it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:43:03 2015 No.13568636 >>13568599 >Thinking human-like cries carry far underwater Nice to see you too, shitposter-kun

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:46:14 2015 No.13568652 >>13568636 Stop

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:50:44 2015 No.13568667

>>13568636
>Shitposting
>When they live and talk underwater

Yeah it would be impossible to have anything like underwater speakers playing music because human sonics can't carry...

I'm sorry, I can't even type that out without laughing at you. And it feels wrong to pick on somebody who obviously failed freshman physics.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:55:40 2015 No.13568683 >>13568667 Don't let him bait you into this. He's very obviously wrong and he's already boogeymaning. You know where this is going.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:56:08 2015 No.13568685 File: 366 KB, 555x350, Top_Rape.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >finally come to terms with being a Lilim's husbando >have to meet the in-laws now >all of them, in person, in their respective homes

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:56:16 2015 No.13568686

>>13568587
>More studious girls like you because learned men are sexy
>Monoeyes and other losers like you because they hope you'll blackmail them in letting you raping them for better grades
>Thugdere girls like you because you actually care for them
>Christmas Cakes like you because they like that there's a man their age not taken
>Girls with Electra complexes like you because you remind them of their fathers, who they'll never have.
Is there any escape?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:56:51 2015 No.13568689 >>13568683 You're right. Last thing we need is another salt war.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:59:24 2015 No.13568706 >>13568626 Really? When I come here all my energy and creativity just gets sucked out.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:00:29 2015 No.13568710 >>13568689 Lead is as dense as gold, claws are tusks, vanilla is white, etc?

Anonymous Fri May 29 17:01:26 2015 No.13568713

>>13568685

> Druella
Probably lives in a candy shop whenever she's not lurking in Lescatie's castle

> Queen of Hearts
Standard Wonderland affair. At least your head's safety is guaranteed by your waifu

> Mari
Lol, home. You're going to level 99 of the worst dungeon to meet her.

> Ilassa
Hope you like sand in places you didn't know you had.

> The Demon Lord herself
Pretty cool mother in law. Gives you ice cream.

> The other 90+ lilims
Who knows.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:01:29 2015 No.13568715 >>13568686 >any escape? get married

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:01:34 2015 No.13568718 >>13568710 >lead/gold I don't remember that one.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:02:41 2015 No.13568721 File: 419 KB, 628x1200, 9554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Hey Anon, you look pretty cute. How about you and I go and get a nice hearty meal and a couple of drinks? What do you say?"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:02:51 2015 No.13568722 >>13568710 Probably the same guy. Well maybe not but I'm happier thinking the fewest people possible are that stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:03:55 2015 No.13568729 >>13568587 >wizard >DILF what ? so he has a daughter through adoption or artificial insemination ?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:04:05 2015 No.13568731 >>13568721 Fuck no.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:04:08 2015 No.13568733 >>13568721 Sure thing babe, once we have a wizard unshrink your head.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:04:42 2015 No.13568738 >>13568713 I just hope there's no Lilim with a Spirit Realm's entire gimmick being tentacle m-preg or something. Seriously, Spirit Realms sound like an invitation for more /d/eviant things.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:06:27 2015 No.13568746 >>13568718 Do yourself a favor and don't look it up. It'll just make you lose some small measure of faith in humanity. >>13568722 I don't know whether it would be more depressing if it was all the same guy, or if it was all different people.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:06:56 2015 No.13568751 >>13568729 His daughter is some magic elemental born though mind magic. Kind of like that new character in the most recent Dresden Files book.

Anonymous Fri May 29 17:11:41 2015 No.13568767

>>13568751
As long as she visits him during bring your parent to class day because he couldnt find a babysitter and the daycare burned down (who the fuck puts 3 dragon girls in the same daycare with only 1 fake cave, someone is gonna get fired for that)
Imagine the look on all the single mothers faces as they see the small girl patiently admiring her father while he works. dangling her feet from the chair in the corner.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:12:17 2015 No.13568769 File: 272 KB, 750x834, 1431976511496.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/3jdJ4diN Trust not the wizard. For he is a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:16:09 2015 No.13568783 >>13568721 You look pretty spicy yourself. I'd be glad to.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:16:11 2015 No.13568784 >>13567521 The dudes at home, he knows it like the back of his hand, and he stays still all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:28:01 2015 No.13568841 >>13568767 If they know he's single that will just make their cunts water all the more. Nothing turns a grown woman on more than a man showing his fatherly side.

Anonymous Fri May 29 17:30:46 2015 No.13568849

>>13568784
In reality, guide dogs take years to train. It doesn't matter about the person's lifestyle; the guide-dog is trained until adulthood to adapt to whatever sitaution might arise later in life. And what about when the kid goes to school, assuming he isn't home-taught? A guide-dog is there to help you live out as normal a life as is possible, without being hindered by a disability like blindness of deafness, or anything else.

Then again, my whole argument falls apart the moment you point out that his guide is a dog-girl, and not just a dog. Considering one has human-level intelligence and the other doesn't, there's going to be a world of difference there.

>>13568769
So even before she's turned into a dragon-girl, the dragon still is fulfilled by the consumption of semen? Seems a little odd, but okay.
The premise is catchy, at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:35:23 2015 No.13568860 >>13568731 What option could you have though, if she just decided to hold your face in those titanic tits of hers?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:38:40 2015 No.13568876 >>13568860 What if he suffocates?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:38:57 2015 No.13568877 >>13568849 More like a "last wish" sort of deal.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:40:15 2015 No.13568881 >>13568876 Then we mourn respectfully for Anon.

Anonymous Fri May 29 17:41:14 2015 No.13568885

>>13568849
>Then again, my whole argument falls apart the moment you point out that his guide is a dog-girl, and not just a dog. Considering one has human-level intelligence and the other doesn't, there's going to be a world of difference there.
Exactly. She knows he's safe, runs off to see thing for herself, she even barks all the while to give him sketchy sort of distance map. she's a great guide doggirl

Anonymous Fri May 29 17:42:40 2015 No.13568889

>>13567473
>Injun
Only if I use any sort of spiritual tribe people or Girtablilu community.

>>13567474
Of course.
I also wanted to do a little running gag where the MC, despite being very proficient with a sword, doesn't know any attack skills with it and gets by on the fact that he has 100% critical rate. He also has negative Magic Defense/Resistance to the point of even a low level mage can one sot him with a basic spell.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:44:32 2015 No.13568894 >>13567473 Even dudes named Charging Buffalo go by Tonk.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:53:34 2015 No.13568916 >>13568373 Girtablilu, mummies, desert Lamiae species, Khepri, maybe even down-on-their-luck Anubi or Pharaohs.

Anonymous Fri May 29 17:54:12 2015 No.13568918

>>13567521
>>13568849
>>13568885
That and as everything with MG's, there's always some kind of coupling going on. When they both grow up they will obviously marry.

Difference is that said dog girl will understand how to work with somoene who is blind. So it's a good service really.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:55:13 2015 No.13568921 >>13568374 As someone who likes everything short of fat, scat, and guro, dude, you're pretty fucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:56:26 2015 No.13568925 >>13566968 Well done, Nyanon. Thanks for the heartboners.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:00:51 2015 No.13568943 >>13568769 >Hating on wizard Success breeds jealousy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:02:24 2015 No.13568950 >>13568373 Wyvern. >Wyvern tries to not have a panic attack when the guy she likes buys something, as well as tries to not violently roast those annoying skater kids going on about "EXTREME" things all the time as they cause trouble

Anonymous Fri May 29 18:12:36 2015 No.13568977
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>>13568943

I'm both pleasantly surprised and disappointed you guys are more worried about why the dragon actually drank his semen over the fact she had him in her mouth and was juggling him with her tongue.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:13:03 2015 No.13568980 Do you guys think Eros is able to unite Cupids with their potential husbandos by sending them on missions that had little briefing?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:16:46 2015 No.13568986 >Come across a P'Orc Goddess Worshipper fattening a tied down Jinko by stuffing her with magically created food What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:17:55 2015 No.13568990 >>13568977 Well he dident actually get eaten so it was more of a close call then actual vore.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:18:06 2015 No.13568992 >>13568721 Your head is so tiny though, does that mean you want me to cut them into kiddy sized portions for you?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:18:07 2015 No.13568993 >>13568980 They're not Soldiers of Love.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:18:15 2015 No.13568994 >>13568986 Heil Hathor

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:22:28 2015 No.13569011 >>13568977 >Spoiler It's my fetish.

Anonymous Fri May 29 18:24:25 2015 No.13569018

>>13568977
People tease shit tier fetishes all the time. Harblador for example has a thing for teasing NTR. It's mostly tongue in cheek and I doubt any one really cares. So yeah, only actual vore woulda made waves I think. Just don't go full retard. I think that's all it is. People don't like it when you go full retard.

Anonymous Fri May 29 18:24:41 2015 No.13569022
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I made a little extra for a story I already made. I seem to be losing my touch so this was more of an assurance that I'm not more than anything

Line 116 in A Cat is Fine
http://pastebin.com/N6QA10xP
I'll delete the picture, don't worry

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:32:31 2015 No.13569037 >>13569022 That was nice, Nekomatas are always in need of more content.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:37:17 2015 No.13569056 File: 554 KB, 1000x1600, 7eba5ed63010f6475a4ba9fc0474a754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alucard-tier abominations count, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:38:51 2015 No.13569061 >>13569056 They have for a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:40:40 2015 No.13569070 >>13568470 He's rewriting/revamping that story, which is why you can't see chapter two.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:43:26 2015 No.13569078 >>13568263 hue

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:43:55 2015 No.13569080 >>13569018 Vore isn't even a fetish of mine. It's mostly channeling the autism of /tg/ in that scene.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:48:02 2015 No.13569094 >>13569022 >cats in heat MUH DICK

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:49:02 2015 No.13569096 >>13569022 Lovely anon, thanks!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:49:27 2015 No.13569100 >>13569022 Neat.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:49:43 2015 No.13569103 File: 80 KB, 800x736, Table.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569061 Alright then.

Anonymous Fri May 29 18:50:30 2015 No.13569105
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>>13569094

>TFW catgirls in heat

I can't be the only Anon who wants to take advantage of her being frisky and blowing raspberries on her stomach while she complains about her mating season cramps.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:52:18 2015 No.13569107 >>13569105 What's he doing in that bottom image?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:52:37 2015 No.13569108 >>13569105 No you aren't

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:54:04 2015 No.13569110 File: 122 KB, 1298x684, Werecat Onee-san.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569105

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:55:57 2015 No.13569116 >>13569105 Agreed 100%

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:01:53 2015 No.13569134 I want to spank a Holst's butt.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:06:45 2015 No.13569142 >>13569107 He's petting her to keep her calm and stop yowling/focusing on the fact that she wants his D.

Anonymous Fri May 29 19:10:22 2015 No.13569151

>>13569110
I'm more a dog person honestly

>Your wolfu-nee will never go utterly quiet when she goes into heat, her boisterous and almost cloyingly loving and teasing personality utterly reverting to a shy, timid sub submissiveness
>Rather than jumping on you as you watch TV and clinging to your back laughing and pestering you, she'll just quietly sit next to you, making as much contact as she can
>She'll never avoid eye contact, and appear easily distracted by the strangest things, like when she does the laundry, she could stand there for an hour just lost in the scent, growing almost feverishly warm
>Yet her ears trail you like satellites, hyper aware despite how dazed she otherwise appears, despite how quietly you tread
>Her pert ass will never bounce slightly as she tenses her muscles at once as she senses you walk behind her, tail lifting, revealing her wet panties, her gently wishing tail pushing across waves of her arousal to you
>She'll never come out of it and be more active in pestering you, as if to expel the frustration that she isn't as pro-active as all her friends when she goes into heat.

>>13569142
By putting her on his D and stroking her ass? He's begging for it, isn't he?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:11:10 2015 No.13569152 >you will never take your Cupid waifu's bow&arrows for a joyride >you will never experience the consequences when she finds out

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:12:14 2015 No.13569156 >>13569152 What manner of shenanigans would you get up to?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:13:45 2015 No.13569157 >>13569156 Shoot into crowds of monstergirls with no anons in sight. monstergirl yuri or shoot the same monstergirl several times with a variety of arrows and watch her rape the next living thing she sees

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:14:12 2015 No.13569159 >>13569156 Shooting Mari and Illassa with lead arrow while they're next to each other, and then later introduce a random dude and hit all three with lead arrows.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:14:21 2015 No.13569161 >>13569156 I would imagine the same ones as everyone in a TV episode about cupid's arrows does. Which is basically Midsummer Night's Dream stuff.

Anonymous Fri May 29 19:14:47 2015 No.13569163

>>13569151

Well, the base of a cat's tail is one of their erogenous zones. Stimulating her there could lead to not-sex happening.

>TFW you'll never be forced to stay home by your parents as your wolfu-nee or cat-nee goes into heat
>TFW they'll never jokingly leave condoms on the dining room table for you 'just in case'
>TFW you'll never wake up the next morning covered in sweat and other ungodly bodily fluids with your very satisfied wolfu/cat-nee hugging you like a dakimakura
>TFW you'll never bang her raw, going slowly at first
>TFW it's like dipping your dick in warm honey
>TFW she's so much of a sub now it isn't even funny
>TFW as you shoot your baby juice into your beloved nee-san, even though it's so dirty of an act you'll look up
>Only to see your Dad giving you a thumbs up and your Mom holding up a sign that says "GRANDKIDS WHEN, ANON?"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:15:48 2015 No.13569164 >>13569151 >>13569163 Onee-sans of almost any type are lovely, especially when they go into heat.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:17:52 2015 No.13569170 >>13569157 >Shoot into crowds of monstergirls with no anons in sight. >monstergirl yuri Would that work?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:18:48 2015 No.13569174 >>13569170 >Tip Cupid Arrows in Liliraune nectar >Shoot them at Ilassa and Mari >No Anons in sight >The light from the yuri is so blindingly powerful that it takes your Cupid waifu months to get you to be able to see again

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:18:56 2015 No.13569175 >>13569170 It might. Time for science.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:19:26 2015 No.13569177 >>13569170 probably not, but I'm willing to give it a shot more likely the crowd will disperse as the hit monstergirls are suddenly overcome with a desire to visit the man they love the most.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:19:52 2015 No.13569178 >>13569170 It shouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:20:04 2015 No.13569179 >>13569175 Yes it needs to be tested for the good of the land.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:21:01 2015 No.13569186 Uh oh! A Jinko and Wyvern are having a battle because both of them want to ask you out to that new Ice Cream and Diner place that opened up. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:22:05 2015 No.13569187 >>13569186 Dump them and go with my oomukade senpai who asked me out yesterday through a flurry of stutters.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:23:28 2015 No.13569191 File: 179 KB, 1280x962, ed0f27a42d07fcc046c434cbff8dbec7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569186 Go with my Wurm waifu, duh?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:23:46 2015 No.13569193 >>13569178 Some would say mammalian creatures should not have snake bodies, or that a holst should not have such large breasts, or that Cheshires should not be able to become invisible. Should not's are for mortal thinkers.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:24:21 2015 No.13569194 >>13569186 They can go straight to hell, I'm taken.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:24:37 2015 No.13569195 File: 498 KB, 2000x5200, Jinko on bed sheet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569186 Take both of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:24:59 2015 No.13569196 >>13569186 I'll go with both. Because I work there.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:26:34 2015 No.13569197 I want a gmilf Kikimora to tend to my mansion while I dress up as a giant bat and fight crime with Wurm-chan!

Anonymous Fri May 29 19:26:57 2015 No.13569198

>>13569170
Well, with the Golden Arrows, I think it'd be based on sexuality. So in that case, rare as Monster Girls out-right into girls are, probably nothin'.

Now the Lead Arrows on the other hand...even if not out-right sexually attracted to women, Monster Girls are still affectionate and loving, wanting to share the love and pleasure with others. So in that case...maybe? Yes, we must experiment.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:26:59 2015 No.13569199 >Cupids' faces when they find out about this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:27:59 2015 No.13569205 >>13569191 >Blue Wurm w/ Silver Hair Oh my, is this new OC? It's lovely.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:28:03 2015 No.13569206 >>13569199 I think any archer monstergirl would react the same. That is to say, getting wet as shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:28:45 2015 No.13569208 >>13569197 Why don't you instead paint a skull on your shirt and shoot criminals in the face? At least then those fuckers stop showing up every week.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:29:31 2015 No.13569210 >>13569191 Cobalt-Wurm-chan is based

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:29:46 2015 No.13569211 >>13569205 Nah, I found it, and it looked close enough. Story of my life right there.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:30:24 2015 No.13569213 >>13569198 We're going to need a lot of monster girls, a lot of arrows and a lot of lillies.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:30:37 2015 No.13569214 >>13569208 wurm-chan thinks killing is wrong and gets extremely sad when others get hurt that and she needs her arch-nemeses to stay alive so she can have a use for the silly costume.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:31:53 2015 No.13569217 >>13569214 Fine, if you're not gonna clean up the streets, I will. Now, where do I get a dead family at this hour?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:33:17 2015 No.13569220 >>13569217 The park, Frank.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:33:37 2015 No.13569222 >>13569156 Just bully one person. >Shoot with love arrow >They get ecstatic and hopeful >Black arrow >Depressed and lonely >Love arrow >Black arrow Repeat as they slowly turn mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:34:54 2015 No.13569226 >>13569222 Wow, you're an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:35:09 2015 No.13569228 >>13569220 Oh right, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:35:20 2015 No.13569229 >>13569222 >Shoot someone with a bunch of random lead and love arrows at once >He becomes Vaas

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:36:25 2015 No.13569234 >>13569199 He's had numerous years of skill, but most of that is just for show. They would probably be more interested in people who re-preformed historical feats with bows, like with that one archer Yoichi and a few others.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:37:02 2015 No.13569237 >>13569222 this is how you make insane yanderes not the elegant "You only need me in your life" yanderes I'm talking about the "You looked at that bitch didn't you? Now she has to die along with everyone who sees me kill that stupid whore." yanderes

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:38:04 2015 No.13569240 >>13569237 Would Male Yandere's last long in Monster Girl land?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:38:17 2015 No.13569241 >>13569234 >Not performing the Odysseus homecoming feat Now that would make them swoon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:40:04 2015 No.13569251 >>13569240 spirited away into the night by shirohebis who are to fearful of betrayal.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:40:22 2015 No.13569253 >>13568422 >>13568429 >>13568431 >Your friend had invited you to a shady restaurant being run out of someone's basement. Dumbass deserved everything that happened to him.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:41:28 2015 No.13569259 >>13569241 I bet a Cupid's favorite Hero would be Archer from FSN. Seriously though, there was some awesome stuff done in throughout history and legend with a bow.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:41:46 2015 No.13569262 >>13569251 Double Yandere relationship? How dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:42:39 2015 No.13569268 >>13569253 >giving that story attention

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:43:33 2015 No.13569271 >>13569214 I read that second part as 'so she can use him for a silly costume'.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:44:11 2015 No.13569276 >>13569222 Would a black arrow even affect someone who was already lonely?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:44:38 2015 No.13569278 Who should be the next addition to the Warriors of Eros.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:45:21 2015 No.13569281 >>13569191 >Mithril Wurm The lightest.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:46:16 2015 No.13569287 >>13569276 would probably push them into despair point.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:46:24 2015 No.13569288 >>13569278 Mecha-Shiva.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:46:39 2015 No.13569289 >>13569278 Exactly that, a warrior of love And it should look like a Precure

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:48:23 2015 No.13569296 >>13569289 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:49:19 2015 No.13569299 >>13569278 Megazord of Love.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:51:17 2015 No.13569304 >>13569278 undead love maiden revives the anons who died without finding love and hooks them up with zombies wights and liches.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:53:09 2015 No.13569309 >>13569304 >revives the anons who died without finding love and hooks them up First Will o' Wisps and now this. These fucking monsters won't quit goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:55:03 2015 No.13569319 >>13569309 but will o wisps only care about their man an undead love maiden would revive men as incubi and women as zombies and ghosts so that they can find the love they were looking for.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:55:51 2015 No.13569321 >>13569319 What if they're not looking for love?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:57:26 2015 No.13569323 >>13569278 That sounds like a wrestling stable.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:13:30 2015 No.13569365 File: 872 KB, 900x1396, 8f179795c647eab4c53bb6a773869595.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569191 >>13569205 >>13569210 >>13569281 Found another picture by the same artist.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:15:26 2015 No.13569371 >>13569110 >404'd shit man, does anyone have this one? I'm so fucking curious now.

Anonymous Fri May 29 20:16:10 2015 No.13569377
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>Monster Girl City.
>Be an intern at a dentist's clinic.
>The staff are all friendly and helpful.
>It's a paid internship and the work is nice.
>Clients range from Lamias coming in to get their fangs whitened so they'll shine in the dark. To young Mouse Girls who are growing their first buck teeth.
>Everything seems perfect, considering it's Monster Girl City.
>Except for your head dentist.
>She's a sadistic Manticore, and everyday she comes in singing and riding on her motorcycle... She doesn't play nice with customers or staff...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:17:25 2015 No.13569382 >>13569371 Just look through the archives, it still exists there.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:19:41 2015 No.13569385 >>13569377 more

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:20:17 2015 No.13569388 >>13569377 >that feel when I'm a severe masochist Candy Bar! Candy Bar!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:20:18 2015 No.13569389 >>13569365 Best fish. So glad I picked up a copy of the Z-Ton Doujin.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:20:58 2015 No.13569392 >>13569382 Oh yeah, I forgot about the archives.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:22:29 2015 No.13569400 >>13569377 >She starts pressing a sharp barb into your back, biting her lower lip. UNCLE! UNCLE! STOP PLEASE!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:24:26 2015 No.13569403 >>13569388 I may be a masochist but I'm not a Manticore masochist. I'm more of the "Loving CC" masochist.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:25:46 2015 No.13569409 >>13569403 Like what? A holst nearly choking you by forcing her nipple in her mouth and refusing to let go until you drink her milk?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:26:54 2015 No.13569413 >>13569409 Yeah pretty much that. She does it only because she wants me to have strong bones.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:28:06 2015 No.13569419 >>13569413 >strong bones >'bones' ayyy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:28:29 2015 No.13569420 >>13569409 >A holst nearly choking you by forcing her nipple in your mouth Just...breathe through your nostrils?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:31:01 2015 No.13569428 >>13569420 When you got that much tit in your face you're going to have both of those covered by the sheer size.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:31:27 2015 No.13569430 >>13569377 ...What do you know about the edits of MGs i've been doing in supposed secret?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:32:11 2015 No.13569436 >>13569428 If she's a Mega-Holst, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:32:34 2015 No.13569437 >>13569428 Just gently push her away, then? Holsts are not /fit/ like Minotaurs, you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:33:57 2015 No.13569447 >>13569437 >Just gently push her away >Just gently push away this incredibly horny cow girl demanding you drink from her tit >not /fit/ like minotaurs When they're horny they can be just as strong.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:35:22 2015 No.13569454 >>13569430 I didn't, but don't let me stop you, a sadistic Manticore dentist is pretty important.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:36:09 2015 No.13569460 >>13569447 Oh, of course, the completely balanced monster sex magic inbuing horny girls with superstrength.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:37:20 2015 No.13569466 Which monstergirl provides the mildest femdom?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:38:11 2015 No.13569470 >>13569466 Motherly Holst.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:38:51 2015 No.13569473 >>13569466 Holst, Yeti, Kiki

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:38:57 2015 No.13569474 >>13569460 That's what you get in KCland.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:39:26 2015 No.13569476 >>13569466 Stern kikis.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:39:31 2015 No.13569477 >>13569470 Holstauri are the most submissive of MGs, the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:39:36 2015 No.13569479 >>13569437 Why wouldn't want to drink that Holst milk in the first place? It's almost like he desires a situation similar to that yandere Holst momdom thing from some nights ago. >>13569466 Wight, Amazon, Vampire, and maybe the Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:40:14 2015 No.13569481 >>13569477 >Holstauri are the most submissive of MGs What the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:40:50 2015 No.13569483 >>13569479 >Why wouldn't want to drink that Holst milk in the first place? Because I don't feel like it?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:41:09 2015 No.13569485 >>13568171 While "Don't stick your dick in crazy" certainly applies, I feel that it'd be pointless to just ignore the problem and pass it on to my own son.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:41:25 2015 No.13569487 >>13569477 Holsts are dangerous when they go into heat.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:41:29 2015 No.13569488 >>13569477 >Holstauri are the most submissive of MGs That's not dormouse.

Anonymous Fri May 29 20:43:04 2015 No.13569492

>>13569481
>>13569487
It says right there in the first 10 lines of the goddamn profile that they're laid-back and submissive as long as you keep their dickings in check holy fuck

>>13569488
Dormouses just sleep all the time, they barely even know that you're fucking them in their sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:43:43 2015 No.13569496 >>13569477 They're a subspecies of Minotaur, so they aren't entirely docile.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:44:32 2015 No.13569499 >>13569492 >Profile completely dictates everything about every monster of that species Anon we've been over this.

Anonymous Fri May 29 20:44:52 2015 No.13569500

>>13569492
>as long as you keep their dickings in check
Exactly you autist, and if you don't they track you down and rape you as hard as they can for as long as they want. Does that sound submissive to you? There's several monster girls way more submissive, and submissive all the time, than them you idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:44:53 2015 No.13569502 >>13569492 No one is saying they're not submissive. But the >most< submissive MGs would be one with little to no 'rape' triggers. Holstaur has two.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:44:55 2015 No.13569503 >>13569492 >Dormouses just sleep all the time, they barely even know that you're fucking them in their sleep. Exactly. How much submissive can you get that you can't even fight off a comfy bed.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:46:08 2015 No.13569509 >>13569492 >and submissive as long as you keep their dickings They're also sensitive to the color red.

Anonymous Fri May 29 20:47:05 2015 No.13569514

>>13569496
>>13569500
>>13569502
>>13569503
>>13569509
Holstaurus are not "mildly femdom" either. They go from submissive to brutal dominating rapists if they don't get the D for too long. There's nothing "mild" in that.

>>13569499
Doesn't look like the guy who asked >>13569466 was talking about headcanon, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:47:23 2015 No.13569516 >>13569509 So they get ansty during that time of the month? Fucking gross.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:50:02 2015 No.13569528 >>13569516 They don't have periods though. Anyways, bullying a Holst by acting like a Matador is bound to end in snu-snu.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:50:47 2015 No.13569532 >>13569514 Last I checked, he wasn't exactly specifying MGE monsters either. >>13569528 >Don't have periods So they don't ovulate? How do they breed?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:51:06 2015 No.13569535 >>13569514 >Holstaurus are not "mildly femdom" They are if you want them to be.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:51:33 2015 No.13569538 >>13569532 >How do they breed? muh MAMONO MANA

Anonymous Fri May 29 20:52:48 2015 No.13569546

>>13569532
>he wasn't exactly specifying MGE monsters either.
Everyone else is, so there's that.

>>13569535
That'd depend on opinions, which vary from person to person. The guy who asked the question didn't really specify anything so I just went by the profile.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:53:03 2015 No.13569547 >>13569538 No, they need to produce eggs in order to breed. MAMANO MANA can't circumvent this.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:53:10 2015 No.13569549 File: 655 KB, 1912x2832, Fuck_You_Nature.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569538 No you tards. Periods are uniquely human.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:53:24 2015 No.13569550 File: 622 KB, 1300x2500, doppleganger concept.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i made a thingy. prophet cupid with crimson king stand soon

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:54:16 2015 No.13569559 >>13569547 >MAMANO MANA can't circumvent this. Mamano mana can do whatever the fuck it wants, it answers to nobody.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:55:02 2015 No.13569562 >>13569546 >Everyone Mine was just using a Holst as a generic term for Cow Girl, while a few others were just joke responses. MGE plays a big part of these threads so of course people would think of that first.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:55:02 2015 No.13569563 >>13569550 Bretty gud. >Prophet Cupid Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:55:11 2015 No.13569564 >>13569550 Christ alive .Less, you're style's completely different now I actually like it. A lot. It's cute

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:55:17 2015 No.13569565 >>13569550 Impregnation imminent.

Anonymous Fri May 29 20:56:00 2015 No.13569568

Uh oh! Possessive Jabberwock Onee-san, Chubby Alp Senpai, Ara Ara Vampire Sensei, and Otaku Oomukade Imouto have all professed their attraction to you! You can only have one, which do you take? **Or, do you take the Mystery Box? Be warned, it could be a very dangerous result, on level with Robot Devil boxes.**

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:56:03 2015 No.13569569 File: 455 KB, 480x270, dontbeshockedbutwe'rebeingfollowed.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569550 >prophet cupid with crimson king stand soon Oh shit you're actually doing it

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:56:08 2015 No.13569571 >>13569547 >No, they need to produce eggs in order to breed. Dude, that shit doesn't apply to monstergirs, get over it. >>13569550 Niiiice.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:56:21 2015 No.13569573 >>13569562 >MGE plays a big part of these threads so of course people would think of that first. Not my fault the threads work this way. You didn't tell him you weren't talking about MGE's Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:57:01 2015 No.13569576 >>13569550 Any chance of you drawing Cupid flirting with Pit?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:57:04 2015 No.13569577 File: 131 KB, 500x500, 1432947424769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Writing shitty Mermaid sex, so questionable quality story incoming either tonight or tommorow. Yes, it's 360 degree underwater sex. Sod off.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:57:13 2015 No.13569578 >>13569571 >Dude, that shit doesn't apply to monstergirs, get over it. Harpies, Echidna, ect.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:57:25 2015 No.13569582 >>13569568 I'll take Chubby Alp senpai before that one guy gets her first.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:57:30 2015 No.13569583 >>13569547 Every other animal can do this without periods

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:58:12 2015 No.13569584 >>13569568 Take the Wock, kill the Alp, reject the Vampire and Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:58:30 2015 No.13569587 >>13569578 See >>13569549 And stop your argument

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:59:26 2015 No.13569589 >>13569577 >360 degree underwater sex Care to explain how that works, at least? Do you mean they spin around in the water?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:00:01 2015 No.13569591 >>13569578 They can still ovulate whenever they have enough of their husbands magical man-juice to actually ovulate. Anyways, why are you making this an issue?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:00:10 2015 No.13569592 >>13569550 Oh my dear .less, she's beauti- ...when'd you start signing your stuff?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:01:08 2015 No.13569597 File: 323 KB, 431x290, 5474589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569568 >Ara Ara Vampire Sensei So many fetishes in one girl

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:01:52 2015 No.13569599 >>13569568 I'm taking the box

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:02:30 2015 No.13569606 >>13569592 The others probably taught him that at drawfag camp.

Anonymous Fri May 29 21:03:04 2015 No.13569607

>>13569583
Chickens mentrate in the form of eggs, a good number of animals also menstruate but reabsorb the endometrial cells instead of expelling them.

>>13569591
Because you're denying they ovulate and experience a menstrual cycle like people deny their waifu a lot of thing about their waifus they don't like.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:03:12 2015 No.13569608 >>13569549 God damn, TIL.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:03:16 2015 No.13569609 >>13569568 Let's go two for two, gimme the box.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:05:36 2015 No.13569615 >>13569607 Right. So there'd be no reason to assume they just wouldn't reabsorb instead. Only humans and I think mice have the sort of placenta that would result in human's variant of menstruation. Monstergirls are not human.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:06:32 2015 No.13569618 >>13569568 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? THE BOX.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:06:48 2015 No.13569620 >>13569607 >like people deny their waifu a lot of thing about their waifus they don't like Hold on buttercup, setting materials don't even mention anything on ovulation and the like. Anyways, do you have some bizarre fetish for menstruation blood?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:07:09 2015 No.13569621 >>13569568 the box, THE BOX

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:09:04 2015 No.13569625 >>13569568 Chubby Alp Senpai gon get tenderly loved.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:09:10 2015 No.13569627 >>13569621 >>13569618 >>13569609 >>13569599 You open the box and find OH MY GOD JC A BOMB

Anonymous Fri May 29 21:10:00 2015 No.13569629

>>13569615
>Monster girls are not human
They're just 75%+ human and have similar enough genes to breed. The issue wasn't over whether or not they absorbed or expelled it though, it was about them not experiencing ovulation or menstruation at all.

>>13569620
Ovulation is kind of a big issue for things that breed, since you need an egg cell and a sperm cell to make a child.
>do you have a bizarre fetish for menstrual blood
I find it disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:11:01 2015 No.13569634 >>13569627 So they all get willowisps?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:11:06 2015 No.13569635 >>13569627 Allah au akbar?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:12:01 2015 No.13569640 File: 154 KB, 1280x844, Nasheedal Sawarim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569627

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:12:53 2015 No.13569645 File: 10 KB, 300x186, OOK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569627

Anonymous Fri May 29 21:13:39 2015 No.13569649

>>13569629
>75%+ human

Appear that way but are not the same species. The relevant screencap goes into detail and even discusses something even closer looking to humans. Elves.

I don't think people really meant ovulation doesn't happen. Just that menstruation wouldn't resemble human's, would have no reason to, or it wouldn't be out of place to say they don't experience human menstruation.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:13:55 2015 No.13569650 File: 5 KB, 184x184, A BOMB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569627 A BOMB?

Anonymous Fri May 29 21:14:22 2015 No.13569652

>>13569599
>>13569609
>>13569618
>>13569621
Congratulations, the Mystery Box is...

A literal cardboard box! Actually, this box has a purpose. It's for a game, where for an hour the Monster Girls fight amongst themselves to stay in the Box. The suitor of yours who stays in the Box the longest gets to marry you!

There's an initial scuffle as they all rush into the box. Oomukade Imouto tries to crawl in, but is pulled out by Vampire Sensei, who turns into a bat to jump in, but not before pushing Alp Senpai to the ground. Vampire Sensei clings to the corner, as the box is thrown to the wall by Oomukade Imouto. Vampire Sensei in the box goes flying, hits the wall, and transforms out of Bat Form, knocked out cold.

Oomukade Imouto tries to crawl back in but not before Onee-san Jabbberwock pulls her back and tries to get in the box. It's very small, but she can sit in snugly. Unfortunately, Oomukade Imouto begins crawling on her head, causing her to jump out of the box, the box sliding from under her, knocking both her and Oomukade Imouto down. Chubby Alp Senpai sees the opprotunity and tries to get in the Box before the other two come to their sense. She gets the novel idea of putting the box on top of herself, ala Snake. Unfortunately, Jabberwock sees this, and tries to pull the box off of her. Alp Senpai has a tight grip and pulls with all her strength. Oomukade, unsure of what to do ends up pulling Jabberwock's leg, causing her to weaken her grip on the Box.

Alp, still pulling the box towards her with all her might, ends up tearing the bottom of the box as she pulls it over her head when Jabberwock lets go.

The Box ends up getting stuck on Chubby Alp Senpai's midriff. She struggles before realizing that even though the bottom of the box is torn, she's still in the box. Jabberwock tries to rush to her to grab the box, only to find it firmly stuck around Alp. She gives up and tries to use her claws to cut off the box, but then the bell rings. Chubby Alp Senpai wins!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:14:53 2015 No.13569654 >>13569627 I throw Jabberwock onto it. She can absorb the impact, I'm sure. What a shame

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:15:25 2015 No.13569657 >>13569649 Well we'll just have to ask KC then, and hope he doesn't use his token response. I hate my curiosity.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:15:33 2015 No.13569659 >>13569568 Let them all down as I go out with my beloved Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:16:31 2015 No.13569661 >>13569652 So it doesn't have a bomb in it? Not interested anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:16:33 2015 No.13569662 >>13569652 what the fuck kind of cheapo box is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:17:05 2015 No.13569663 >>13569652 Wait so it's not a bomb? Fucking lame.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:17:27 2015 No.13569664 File: 85 KB, 668x800, 134589784953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Feed me, Seymour~"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:17:29 2015 No.13569665 >>13569652 >Chubby Alp Senpai wins! Nooooo!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:17:46 2015 No.13569666 >>13569662 >Ever taking the box When will you people learn?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:17:47 2015 No.13569667 >>13569652 bah no bomb no deal

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:18:28 2015 No.13569670 >>13569652 And then we realized Alp Senpai was Solid Snake.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:18:42 2015 No.13569671 >>13569664 I want a mean green waifu from outerspace!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:18:58 2015 No.13569673 >>13569664 Well, uh...I got some Doritos here, want some?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:20:00 2015 No.13569674 >>13569671 Is she bad?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:20:33 2015 No.13569678 File: 408 KB, 800x600, Post Nvidia installation.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569664 I fed you earlier!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:20:44 2015 No.13569679 >>13569589 It means absolute freedom of movement to do whatever the fuck you want underwater.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:20:50 2015 No.13569680 >>13569666 fuck you devil trips. the box used to contain great things. It even had a lilim once.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:20:54 2015 No.13569681 >>13569664 What do you want me to do Spill[/spoiler] my seed?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:21:08 2015 No.13569683 >>13569664 She's gonna NTR you.

Anonymous Fri May 29 21:22:28 2015 No.13569687

>>13569657
I'm kind of hoping he doesn't answer, because he probably won't know there's a perfectly simple and logical explanation based on fact that he could use. (To be fair most people don't know this either) So he might say they don't but uses mamono mana as the reason (when it doesn't have to be). Forever making it more fuel for needless discussion and shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:22:38 2015 No.13569688 >>13569568 >Ara Ara Vampire Sensei >Possessive Jabberwock Onee-sa Halp!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:22:51 2015 No.13569689 >>13569664 What do you want me to do? Slit my wrists?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:23:37 2015 No.13569692 >>13569689 She wants you to empty your balls.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:24:25 2015 No.13569694 >>13569687 We can at least agree they ovulate, and most likely just reabsorb the cells instead of expelling them in a bloody mess before raiding the icecream from the fridge while being grumpy, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:26:11 2015 No.13569700 >>13569694 Yeah. That'd make the most sense, but they'll probably still be grumpy that you didn't impregnate them or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:28:44 2015 No.13569705 >>13569700 >You didn't impregnate me! >Again! >Honey, for the last time, working at the power plant has left me sterile! >So just do what Big Boss did in those video games you play! >No! Stop being so grumpy! >No!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:29:38 2015 No.13569707 What Monster Girl would have their own Mt. Snakemore?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:34:01 2015 No.13569715 >>13569550 >>13569564 Since this is going to be a thing, don't forget that she should have a Stand arrow notched and ready, at the very least http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Bow_and_Arrow Linking for .less' sake

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:37:33 2015 No.13569728 >>13569707 >I WANNA GO TO MT. SNAKEMORE! >TAKE ME, TAKE ME, TAKE ME NOW! >NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! >MT. SNAKEMORE TAKE ME THERE RIGHT NOW! ...Monster girl theme parks when?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:38:12 2015 No.13569731 File: 204 KB, 680x962, sdafg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to cum inside Miia after hours of slow and loving cuddlesex

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:39:21 2015 No.13569734 >>13569731 I want to kiss a Hellhound on the lips.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:39:40 2015 No.13569735 >>13569731 >snake Bleh.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:40:27 2015 No.13569737 >>13569731 And to think Miia used to be so cute and innocent in the beggining. Fucking harems ruin everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:41:30 2015 No.13569741 >>13569731 >TFW writing a smut scene with a Lamia is next to impossible if you do the hours long sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:41:51 2015 No.13569744 >>13569737 She shows bits of it when it's just her and darling alone She'll hopefully go back to that after she wins

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:42:26 2015 No.13569747 File: 15 KB, 250x238, 1367099914175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569737 >And to think Miia used to be so cute and innocent in the beggining Nigga where the fuck was you? I will say I miss DereDere Miia though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:42:54 2015 No.13569748 >>13569744 >after she wins kek.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:44:18 2015 No.13569750 >>13569744 >after she wins lel

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:44:56 2015 No.13569753 >>13562231 >>13564923 I want a Cupid to stalk me!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:45:08 2015 No.13569754 >>13569748 >>13569750 If you think any girl besides Miia has any chance of winning you're insane this isn't even a matter of who the best girl is, if anyone wins, it's going to be Miia

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:46:38 2015 No.13569758 >>13569750 >>13569748 >First Girl >not winning >seriously thinking there's going to be anything but a harem ending.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:47:18 2015 No.13569760 >>13569754 >being serious Let me laugh harder then.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:47:55 2015 No.13569761 >>13569731 I want to do Liz/Draco from behind and feel their lizard tail ride up my shoulderblade and touch the back of my neck

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:48:16 2015 No.13569763 >>13569754 >>13569758 >Winner >Not Lala Hoh hoh hoh

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:49:50 2015 No.13569769 >>13569758 Okayado should consider what the guys behind Shuffle did, and have a different ending for each form of media out. That way, in some form, everyone gets the ending they want

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:50:09 2015 No.13569770 >>13569761 I want to see Draco's wings spread to full mast as she orgasms

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:51:06 2015 No.13569774 >>13569770 Like in splice?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:51:12 2015 No.13569775 >>13569753 Hey, don't tease her. She's not stalking you, she's just waiting for an opportunity to pierce your heart with her love.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:52:06 2015 No.13569778 >>13569775 >pierce your heart with her love That sounds painful.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:53:15 2015 No.13569782 >>13569774 I've never watched that movie but okay

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:53:43 2015 No.13569785 File: 325 KB, 869x1242, 05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569737 >Miia used to be so cute and innocent in the beggining U w0t She was slut from the begging Literally from the first pages

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:54:41 2015 No.13569789 >>13569778 Those were her exact words. She's not too good at expressing herself, be nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:55:38 2015 No.13569792 >>13569785 I don't think you know what slut means

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:55:53 2015 No.13569793 >>13569789 I want to violate a chuuni cupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:56:04 2015 No.13569795 >>13569785 >slut She's very clingy towards Darling though, both literally and figuratively.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:56:23 2015 No.13569796 >>13569789 But I don't wanna be struck by an arrow! It hurts!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:56:52 2015 No.13569799 >>13569731 >>13569761 >>13569770 I want Lala's head to milk me for hours while her body is off doing something completely unrelated!

Anonymous Fri May 29 22:02:23 2015 No.13569816

>>13569796
>"Calm down please. The searing fire of my affection won't kill you. Um, that sounded weird....just hold still, please. It'll be over soon. No! I meant-!"
>She fires an arrow hastily and misses
>In her flustered state she can do little else but retreat

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:03:34 2015 No.13569822 >>13569816 >fires an arrow Damn me. I knew better. Fire only applies to firearms. Don't make my mistake.

Anonymous Fri May 29 22:03:55 2015 No.13569823

>>13569799

>Not forcing her head to watch her body going down on you in cowgirl position
>Not putting her head on a shelf while you fuck the shit out of her cross section
>Not holding her body from behind as you shove your fingers in and out of the velvety lips of her blueberry pussy
>Not having Lala lick your balls with her disembodied head or nibble her own clit as you fuck her
>Not snuggling with her in your arms as her body spoons you like a dakimakura

Come on Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:05:14 2015 No.13569827 >>13569816 Oh man, now I feel kinda bad for her. >[X] Chase >>13569822 >Fire only applies to firearms Thermate tip arrows exist too.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:05:29 2015 No.13569828 >>13569823 >Not putting her head on a shelf while you fuck the shit out of her cross section This right here, and you have to make sure to never break eye contact the entire time for any reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:05:31 2015 No.13569829 >>13569731 I just want to see Manako with a happy smile.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:06:28 2015 No.13569837 >Fairy is trying to drag a box of chocolate with your name on it to you How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:06:52 2015 No.13569840 >>13569828 And keep the straightest, most serious face on you can and try not to laugh before she does.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:07:44 2015 No.13569845 >>13569837 I'm dead. That's how I react

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:09:23 2015 No.13569852 >>13569837 "Here, lemme help you with that." >Pick up the box pretending I didn't see my name written on it "A chocolate box, huh? You giving this to a crush of yours, right? Lucky guy. So, where are we taking this?"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:09:35 2015 No.13569854 >>13569837 Grab fairy, give cunnilingus.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:09:53 2015 No.13569855 >>13569837 Fall over and die of a heart attack

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:09:56 2015 No.13569856 >>13569837 Say thanks, pick her up for light cuddling, head pats, and a kiss on her forehead, before taking it and her to the couch, offering to split it with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:11:35 2015 No.13569860 >>13569837 Tell her thanks, then put her on my dick as a condom and fuck my waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:13:14 2015 No.13569868 https://picarto.tv/live/channel.php?watch=less# just fuck this nigga up

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:14:24 2015 No.13569870 >>13569868 Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:15:19 2015 No.13569871 >>13569868 Someone should give the poor guy a heads up about the inevitable invasion

Anonymous Fri May 29 22:15:37 2015 No.13569872

>>13569492
It is really submission if you're doing what they want you to do? A holstaur is submissive if you fuck her as a hostage taker is submissive if you do what he says. Not really submission, is it, if you take away that key element and they are back to dominating you.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:16:52 2015 No.13569876 >>13569871 CRASHING THIS STREAM

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:16:57 2015 No.13569877 >>13569868 Is that a yaranaika face I see?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:17:13 2015 No.13569879 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9m7EKBof6g I want to see Not Important cyclops who goes on a genocide rampage after being bullied too much

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:17:52 2015 No.13569882 >>13569876 THE STREAM PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE SERVER LISTS ME, MY DRAWFAGS, DR. MARI HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU FIRST ONE TO SHITPOST GETS TO STAY ON MY STREAM

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:18:42 2015 No.13569888 >>13569872 Just popping in the convo to say I wouldn't call her raping you domination in the traditional fetish sense. Especially since once she's satisfied she'll probably go back to being much more neutral.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:19:38 2015 No.13569891 >>13569879 >Nuclear explosion ending HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:20:03 2015 No.13569894 >>13569879 They're way too beta to do anything like that.

Anonymous Fri May 29 22:20:52 2015 No.13569898

Has any one ever chosen the mystery box, only for the mystery box to be a mimic, and have the mimic go, "what else would live in a box, genius?" I'd like to see that.

>>13569888
I guess you could call her subby since that's how she spends most her time.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:20:59 2015 No.13569899 >>13569891 >nuclear plant's computer password is 666

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:22:34 2015 No.13569905 >>13569837 Split it with her. And by that, I mean open the package, pick a nice piece, and see which of the two of us can eat it first.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:23:19 2015 No.13569906 >>13569905 That's cheating. You're bigger than her

Anonymous Fri May 29 22:23:49 2015 No.13569907
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>>13569879
>Secret Code is 666
>That nigga getting fucked
>That voice acting
>That entire ending
>This is what the game press, sjws, gog, the esrb, and everyone threw a fit over

My sides cannot be contained it couldn't have been a better ending based Not Important

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:24:12 2015 No.13569908 >>13569905 >Fairy nibbling on a tiny piece of chocolate along with Anon I must have this.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:24:54 2015 No.13569909 >>13569868 >Drawing Moose's Anubis I for one always welcome more Anubi.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:26:04 2015 No.13569911 >>13569879 I'd only play this for the edge. That VA is terrible. So what's the story behind this guy? Was he trying to beat Cho's High score?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:26:52 2015 No.13569914 >>13569879 GOTY 2015 right here.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:27:55 2015 No.13569916 >>13569907 You gotta be fair, the game didn't show any of that self-awareness in the trailer: it really did seem like it was taking the edgiest of angles.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:30:32 2015 No.13569925 >>13569916 How serious the reveal trailer was or how much people overreacted to something that was designed to be overreacted only to make themselves look foolish to it is Not Important

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:33:10 2015 No.13569932 >>13569907 >what is this fucking code >666 Top-tier comedy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:33:17 2015 No.13569933 >>13569925 I just hope they make "Noah Tim Portant" the Antagonist's official name.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:39:03 2015 No.13569939 >>13569933 >The sequel is Nautim Pourtant in Hell >His mission: RIP AND TEAR

Anonymous Fri May 29 22:46:34 2015 No.13569958

>>13569827
>you give chase to her but she's fast
>the angel goes out of sight, but you continue to run in her general direction
>as you turn a corner you come face to face with her
>it seems you're going to crash into the cupid but she grabs you and stops you in your tracks
>then, without hesitation, she plunges the arrow grasped in her other hand right into your heart
>the world goes white, your heart beats faster
>before it truly hits you
>a strange feeling in your chest blossoms into titillating bliss
>images, memories, feelings, and emotions wash over you
>all of them are her's
>they caress and serenade you like a constant chattering of sweet nothings tickling the ear
>you see her watching you from a young age
>guiding you
>guarding you
>her pride, her passion, and her hopes for you over the years
>you can feel it all with perfect clarity
>it's overwhelming, nearly bringing you to tears
>as if responding, feelings of comfort and reassurance wrap around your being like a snug blanket
>that pushes you over the edge and you can only slump in the arms of the Cupid
>the two of you remain silent for a moment, both aroused and yearning for the other
>she breaks the silence, kissing your forehead and wiping a tear from your eye
>her stoic face shows something resembling concern
>"It didn't hurt, right?"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:47:36 2015 No.13569962 >>13569933 >What's his name? >It's "Noah Tim Portant" >I know the game doesn't have much by way of plot, but the guy has to have a name >Man, it's "Noah Tim Portant" >I guess but I'm still curious. Can't you just tell me his name? >"Noah Tim Portant"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:51:01 2015 No.13569970 >>13569962 >"Uuuh...I see. Thank you for letting us give you a quick interview, Mister...?" >"What Zit Tooyah." >"..."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:52:21 2015 No.13569973 >>13569907 I'm going to buy it for laughs, though it's apparently pretty hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:52:27 2015 No.13569975 >>13569958 >"It didn't hurt, right?" Not anymore, but why me of all people?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:54:57 2015 No.13569981 >>13569970 >"Well, any way, it was a pleasure. Thank you for your interest, sir...?" >"Notyak Onsern"

Anonymous Fri May 29 22:55:32 2015 No.13569983

>>13569975
She's your guardian angel. Of course she loves you.

Anyone taking a cupid's confession arrow would know that already. It's supposed to be the perfect confession that tells you all you need to know. Since it's second person and Anon can be anybody it's up to you to make your own explanation there.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 22:58:27 2015 No.13569992 >>13569983 >guardian angel Cupid Now that's something. Does she make use of overwatch tactics to protect me wherever I go too?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:05:16 2015 No.13570007 >>13569992 That, and she'll give a bunch of predatory monsters that can see her the evil eye. It's why her resting face is kind of stoic and hard sometimes.

Anonymous Fri May 29 23:05:36 2015 No.13570008

>>13569992
She makes sure that no other monstergirl falls in love with you so that she can have you all to herself when the time is right.

You've met her countless times before, a cupid can disguise itself pretty easily as human with just some hair dye and a big jacket to hide her wings. You're walking down the street when you bump into her and she just keeps walking by while her heart is racing a mile a minute. She sits next to you at the busstop while pretending to be uninterested in you but her hand is slowly snaking its way toward you until it touches and she immediately pulls back with glee. She goes through your mail in the morning and holds her love letter in her hands ready to put it in before quickly hiding it and running away.

Your guardian angle probably knows you better than you do.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:08:58 2015 No.13570014 >>13570008 I'd rather a Guardian Dragon. A powerful haughty dragon girl who demands I give her sacrifices and offerings who builds her hoard purely out of things I've given her

Anonymous Fri May 29 23:10:13 2015 No.13570017

>>13570008
>She sits next to you at the busstop while pretending to be uninterested in you but her hand is slowly snaking its way toward you until it touches and she immediately pulls back with glee

Huh, never knew shy Kuuderes were so heart attack inducing. If you excuse me, I'm gonna call an abulance, or three.

Anonymous Fri May 29 23:12:51 2015 No.13570021

>>13570014
Dragons would be great protection, but angels in general will have your back more often.

Angels even have a stigma in MGC because they can be a little rough if they think men are being threatened. Good news, is monsters won't bother you if angels are watching. Unless that's your thing.

Kind of like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJp7RUC0Ies

Anonymous Fri May 29 23:14:37 2015 No.13570023

>>13570008
>Got to her for love advice
>"There's this girl I like. Maybe even love. She's very close to me, and I know for a fact she spends all her day thinking about me. Thing is, I don't really know how to go from here."
>Look her in the eyes, "What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:16:18 2015 No.13570024 >>13570023 >[MISSING SINCE MAY 30TH, 2015]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:19:03 2015 No.13570029 >>13570024 She goes missing, or I go missing? Or do we both go missing? I'd go off the grid with a cupid and live alone with her innawoods.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:20:44 2015 No.13570034 >>13570029 Don't worry, you reappear a few years later with two cute cupid toddlers hugging your knees and your cupid waifu's belly close to giving birth to your third daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:22:53 2015 No.13570037 >>13570034 >you reappear a few years later I don't wanna

Anonymous Fri May 29 23:25:17 2015 No.13570043

>>13570037

Alright but her older houri sister is sent by Eros occasionally to make sure you're both still alive.
You get the feeling she's kind of judging you two every time she stops by though.

>"Okay dears, keep playing your little camping game..."
>"Are you sure you don't want to come to the temple? Less mud and bugs."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:27:17 2015 No.13570052 >>13570014 This line of thinking is pretty damn adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:27:23 2015 No.13570053 >>13570023 Knowing how these threads work I first thought it implied some other girl for muh suffering.

Anonymous Fri May 29 23:31:34 2015 No.13570070

>>13570053
She'd just stab him with a confession arrow if that were the case. Cupid might be kuudere but if needed she can basically give the object of her affection the most thorough and unambiguous display of her feelings possible. So there's no room for love triangles and misunderstandings with her. It's accept or decline her after that. No pussyfooting.

She's Eros's servant after all, not just any old childhood friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:34:33 2015 No.13570079 How does a Cupid react when she finds out the man she fell in love with is actually a veteran warrior that uses his bow and arrows for killing?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:35:43 2015 No.13570087 >>13570079 >urgetohealintesifies.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:37:43 2015 No.13570093 It's a slow day huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:38:00 2015 No.13570094 >>13569868 Who the hell is this GokuSenpai faggot?

Anonymous Fri May 29 23:38:27 2015 No.13570095

>>13570079
She'd accept it I think. Angels guide heroes who are often warriors. They're not ignorant of the world, except for lewd stuff depending on the angel. Of course, she'd probably want to heal his jaded heart or memories of trauma. Plus, it's a shared interest in archery. Kind of.

Anonymous Fri May 29 23:38:51 2015 No.13570098

>>13570043
>older houri sister
She can go blow up somewhere. Geeze what is with asshole gods and meddling.

>>13570053
Nah man. I mean I'm really really not feeling the not!Islam angle, but I can just pretend she's a renegade or something. Cupid a cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:40:31 2015 No.13570105 >>13570098 Eros is like a mother in law who's constantly worried about her kids (blood related and in-laws). Don't be too hard on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:40:54 2015 No.13570108 >>13570093 We should be bumped off soon, so hang in there, we'll have pics again soon

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:43:41 2015 No.13570125 How would Mr. Noah Tim Portant fare in a world with MGs?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:44:13 2015 No.13570128 >>13570105 I don't care man. Bitch is like the old lady from that Ray Romano show.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:45:13 2015 No.13570130 >>13570125 Wisp waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:45:21 2015 No.13570131 >>13570125 >Druella as Noah Tim Portant >Her rampage is going into peaceful human communities and corrupting everything

Anonymous Fri May 29 23:45:43 2015 No.13570132

>>13570079
>Assasination mission
>Some aristocrat who has wronged a tanuki
>Shoot him with the practice that comes with years on the job
>Right in the chest
>To your surprise he doesn't die, but instead grabs one of his kikimora maids and bends her over the table, fucking her to her delight and to the other maids enjoyment
>Checking your arrows you discover they are not your good ol' iron tipped ones, but some with a strange heart shape
>You are so disoriented you don't event notice the Cupid faintly smiling above you

Anonymous Fri May 29 23:47:41 2015 No.13570137

>>13570125
Honestly? Probably not too well if he encounters mid tier to high tier monsters early on. Especially if he doesn't start out with firearms.

He's either going to hit a wall when he comes across something like Alraunes, Ghosts, and magic users. Super natural seduction might just overwhelm him.

Or he'll be regarded as scum beyond redemption and will get stomped by a very mad dragon/baphomet/whatever who won't hold back.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:47:51 2015 No.13570140 >>13570132 >Fucking with a man's job Not cool.

Anonymous Fri May 29 23:48:32 2015 No.13570143

>>13570070
>She's Eros's servant after all, not just any old childhood friend.

Having a cupid childhood friend would be extremely hard. Not because of her, but because it means that she must have a cupid mother.

>Coming over to play with your cupid friend after elementary school
>Her two favorite games are target practice using her mother's archery targets and a beginner's bow, and playing house with you as the husband and her as the wife
>She's pretty fun to be around except...
>Whenever you look at the door you can see the cold glint of her mother's eyes staring at you
>when you touch your childhood friend or hug her you swear the glint starts to shake and you see the second shine of a dangerously large arrow
>Whenever you leave the house you feel a terrible dread come over you. You can't see her, but you can feel her cold gaze on your back as she pulls back the bowstring and judges whether or not to shoot you
>You've started asking your childhood cupid friend to walk behind you and talk with you on your way home to prevent this
>Most recently you've started waking up in the middle of the night to the sight of that same glimmer staring at you from outside your house
>Jesus christ doesn't she have a husband to fuck or something?
>Fuck gotta duck before she shoots.

Anonymous Fri May 29 23:53:28 2015 No.13570155

>>13570070
>You'll never be lazing around in your room during the full moon.
>You'll never suddenly get hit with your Cupid Class president's confession arrow.
>You'll never feel the love she's felt for you ever since first grade flow through every inch of your body, filling you with warmth.
>She'll never climb through the window in a camo version of her usual clothing and then close the window and shut the blinds.
>She'll never pin you down and put her furiously blushing face close to yours.
>You'll never get to see her glasses fog up because she's breathing so heavily
>She'll never strip and then strip you down.
>She'll never pull the covers over the two of you and grab your hands with hers.
>She'll never Slowly and gently penetrate herself on your dick before pressing her lips against yours and shoving her tongue into your mouth.
>Her hips will never thrust against yours rapidly and ferociously, milking shot after shot out of you for hours and hours.
>She'll never finally collapse on top of you after a long time, breaking the kiss and letting you see your serious and cold Class President's face in an ahegao with her tongue lolling out.
>She'll never pull you into a hug and whisper about how much she loves you into your ear as the two of you fall asleep in each other's embrace.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:53:29 2015 No.13570156 >>13568977 Are there edits like that with monstergirls?

Anonymous Fri May 29 23:54:19 2015 No.13570159

>>13570143
>You've started asking your childhood cupid friend to walk behind you and talk with you on your way home to prevent this

If she shot her daughteru it would make the childhood friend act on her feelings too. Unless, she really wants you to be the confessor.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:54:30 2015 No.13570161 >>13570143 >Befriend a Kunoichi >Learn the ways of the shadow Let's see her trying to shoot you now.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:55:23 2015 No.13570164 >>13570143 Why is the mother behaving like this? Shouldn't she be egging young love on? Sorta out of character, don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:56:25 2015 No.13570166 >>13570164 What do you think she's doing?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:56:26 2015 No.13570167 >>13570161 >Kunoichi vs. Cupid Duel of Kuuderes. Or even better >Kunoichi + Cupid >Ninja archer of love who strikes from the shadows >Cupidoichi

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:56:52 2015 No.13570169 >>13570164 Haven't you been paying attention? She is egging them on. Just in the Cupid way. They're just not very good at the whole talking and emoting bit most of the time.

Anonymous Fri May 29 23:57:52 2015 No.13570172

>>13570132
>The last job was a shitshow
>The tanuki ordered you to kill him, not to give him an heir
>She is so pissed off she has started sending kunoichis at you
>You are able to fend them off with your arrows though, and apparently make them settle down with a nice guy too.
>It is tiring nonetheless, and you decide to stop her for good
>You reach her splendid house in Zipangu and ready another arrow
>This one's tip is pitch black, and seems more effective than the others
>You get her through a window
>But not even surprisingly, instead of falling over she jumps to her feet and runs crying through her house
>"Onii-chan! I'm sorry for being so cold! I don't want the money for myself, I just want to make you happy! I just want you to have anything you could ever want, a-and, and, I want you to want-w-want ME!"
>as she has her insides, by her own words "stirred by onii-chan's huge cock" she also mutters something about revenge being so pointless now, so you guess it works out
>you feel the hair in your back stand and turn around, bow ready, but too late to catch the elusive pink shadow watching you

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:59:03 2015 No.13570175 >>13570143 >>13570155 I love all the love Cupids been getting.

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