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A human like you has a lot of nerve trying to flirt with someone as important as Yukari... You better mean what you said too.

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>> No.13545376

Please stop fucking and have some responsibilities, "kudasai".

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>Implying that I'm into old busted up hags

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"kudasai" THIS.

Kuso shitter.

>> No.13545476

I'm sorry, but I can't return your feelings. I already like someone else.

>> No.13545478

yukari a shit


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There's no sage anymore, you troglodyte.

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>implying I would flirt with an old and busted grandma
No thanks, I have better women to spend time with.

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>> No.13545534

The only people who think sage doesn't work anymore are those who never knew what it does in the first place.

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Like, whatever, dude.

Posting a reply that doesn't bump the thread doesn't mean JACK SHIEEET as much as a straight up BLUE downvote on the freakin' post.

Stop deluding your sorry ass into still thinking that anyone gives a shit about the threads being 2 or 3 pages in. I whip up a necromancy every day or so just for a few laughs, so your stupid little "secure discussion" hidden in the depths of the board gets rekt into oblivion for all the shitposters to see.

Now step the fuck back and get the fuck out of my /jp/ because I just naice schooled your fuckin' kuso shitter ass.

truNEET style.

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Look at what you guys did ;_;

>> No.13545636 [DELETED] 

Fuck off Yukari.

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Ya know it, dudester.

>> No.13545920

Shitty old hag.

>> No.13545932
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Magical Girl Magical ☆ Yukari!

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Ran made her magical wand usefull

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>> No.13545956
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I love you Ran

>> No.13545983
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Fun play time with Yukari-sama!

>> No.13546122

Is this what they call being sun-deer-ray?

>> No.13546416 [DELETED] 

this thread is off the chain

>> No.13546731

Handholding with Yukari!

>> No.13546798
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Baking cake with Yukari

>> No.13546821

Yukari a shit
stop spamming threads of her, subhumans

>> No.13546856

I want Yukarin to do very lewd things to me!

>> No.13546946
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take it easy man

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>> No.13546982

Stop using these like that, you faggot. They're not epic kawaii reactions.

Take your implications back to /a/.

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Fraternizing with your own shikigami is not allowed.

>> No.13547039

Who ya quotin'?

>> No.13547078

How lewd!

>> No.13547088

Browsing this thread while taking a shit, how fitting. Now that I'm finishing up I should leave though. Goodbye, shithu!

>> No.13547095



Pretty sure the BBA already has her shikigami

>> No.13547111

Yukarin a cute!

>> No.13547173
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I wouldn't have the audacity to ask someone with such high standing as Yukari out for a date despite the fact that she deserves to be treated like a lady.

>> No.13547210

Please do not be mean to Yukari!

>> No.13547482

don't bully Yukari dudes!

>> No.13547538
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Yukari-sama I-I love you. Will y-you please go out on a d-date with me

>> No.13547554

no lmao

>> No.13547560

You guys are really dumb.

You know Yukari would just gap all of you you out of gensokyo right?

>> No.13547601 [DELETED] 

I don't know how to flirt. How do I flirt?

>> No.13547632

Kill yourself

>> No.13547642

ask her how her day has been whilst trying to to stair at her titties. There's your in.

>> No.13547652

I hate Yukari

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>> No.13547764

old as fuck
dresses like a slut

>> No.13547776

She feeds humans to youkai
And too old

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How do you define 'too old' with youkai, anyway? Yukari and Tewi are both in the 1000+ year range, and pic related is over 500. Suwako's around 2500!

Heck, the youngest youkai with a known age is Patchouli, who was ~100 at the time of EoSD Youmu was probably <60 at the time of PoFV, but she's also only half-youkai

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Loving Yukari should be celebrated, not censored. How dare you!

>> No.13548057

Her dialogues on games are pretty smart though
>old as fuck
We don't know her true age
not even lazy as you
>dresses like a slut
fuck dude, her fancy clothes always cover the 90% of her skin.

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>> No.13548207

>Youmu was probably <60 at the time of PoFV
Doubtful. She had no idea what was going on, unlike the other oldtimers.

>> No.13548222

That's a 'less than' sign, anon.

>> No.13548246

...Oops. Disregard me, then.

>> No.13548530
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Hey Kid, you've got a lot of nerve dirtying me.

>> No.13548610

Hot Jesus!

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nice hat...

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>he mad

>> No.13548700

Who are you quoting

>> No.13548919
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What's wrong? Fufufu, are you suggesting that I forgot something? How rude.

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babe it's alright

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>old as fuck
She doesn't look that old to me.
You forgot your dress, yo.

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I want Yukari to massage me with her gloves!

>> No.13550261 [DELETED] 

Massage you where, dude?

>> No.13550273

Prostate. Where else is a man supposed to be massaged?

Yukari will make you moan like a little girl with her slender, gloved hands.

>> No.13550285

All over!

>> No.13551293
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anon pls

>> No.13551376
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I want Yukari to BE a little girl. All she has to do to win me over is play with some age boundaries.

>> No.13551677 [DELETED] 

"pls" what?

>> No.13552735

pls kill yourself

>> No.13552804 [DELETED] 

hey that's not nice

>> No.13552827

Get a load of this meanie!

>> No.13560753

Yukari's smile.

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How to break her out from her sleeping addiction?

>> No.13560904

A youkai like you has a lot of nerve showing yourselves around here... You better get ready to be exterminated.

>> No.13560958

I want to fuck Eno

>> No.13561008
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stupid and sexy Youkai

>> No.13561018

Fucking autism

>> No.13561379 [DELETED] 


Yeah, dude.

She's pretty naice..

>> No.13567772
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Cum in Yukari's gloves!
Putting Yukari's glove on chinchin and fucking her with it!
Putting Yukari's glove on chinchin and fucking her glove with it!
Putting Yukari's gloves on and fucking her!
Putting Yukari's hat on and fucking her!
Putting on Yukari's clothes and fucking yourself
with the help of real Yukari!

>> No.13567862

Becoming Yukari with Yukari?

>> No.13568332

Nobody wrote that.

>> No.13570157

She is beautiful and stunning.

>> No.13574805

I want Yukari to gently tickle my sides and back with her silky gloves!

>> No.13574819

I like this.

>> No.13574854

Yukari could ask Ran to join in as well. Ran's warm fluffy tails combined with Yukari's silky gloves would feel absolutely amazing!

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>> No.13587883

someone post the pure maiden one

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>> No.13589507
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Isn't Yukari just Maribel's dream self though?

Same with Sumirenko being Renko's dream self

>> No.13589522

Yukari is nothing but a flesh eating beast. A monstrous abomination disguised as a woman. REMOVE YOUKAI. All youkai must die. Death to the gap demon.

>> No.13589547

that's secondary anon

>> No.13589556

Look into your heart anon, you know it to be true.

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a sexy sexy disguise...

>> No.13589584

We don't know if that's true. It's also on a significantly different time scale than present Gensokyo.

>> No.13589595

The other pure maiden one

>> No.13589702

hahaha, nice hat

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>> No.13589839

oh fuck it...

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>> No.13589952

why is she wearing pajamas tho

>> No.13589977

because they're cute!

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A date with Yukari!

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>> No.13595985

Oh my god... the glasses look awesome.

>> No.13596044

RIP anon

>> No.13598309

Yukari's boobs are so big.
Too big.
Absurdly big.

>> No.13598322

that's really not how wild animals mate you know...

>> No.13598401

I like mature mamas.

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Yukari's boobs, dude

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Yeah I know they are great, but I don't know what "Too big" means

>> No.13600098
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Yukari just wants some love anon, why can't you accept her?

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Let's find out

>> No.13600594

I want to cuddle Yukarin!

>> No.13602773
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Me first!

>> No.13604678


If Yukari pees into her gap, what happens?

>> No.13605414


Have you ever felt the sudden and unexplained urge to urinate?

>> No.13605440

For some reason this gives me a boner. So, does this mean that weird, unexplained smells are the result of Yukari farting into her gaps?

>> No.13605452 [DELETED] 

How about you "gas" yourself.

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>> No.13606820
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no, that means you need take a bath.

>> No.13612267

Why a youkai need tits and wide hips?

>> No.13612279
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To attract her prey.

>> No.13612321

Isn't more easy just dismember her prey using gaps?

because looks like she spend much time trying to look good.

>> No.13612433

Why is Renko so much hotter?

>> No.13612436

she is a woman anon, any self-respecting one will try to look at least somewhat decent

>> No.13612441

You're fuckin gay, dude......

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big guys just need to be shortened a bit.
For example taking away your legs.

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shhh, don't talk, just die.

>> No.13619857

Hugging Yukarin~ the awkward virgin gap youkai!

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she would be so weak and helpless if I would be hugging her firmly, and then I would start licking her neck and playfully biting her ear, she would act so cute

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that's my wife your talking about, dude

>> No.13620268

No, I will marry Ran, but you can join us every night

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Come Along Now Doctor

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But Yukari has been sleeping in the same clothes for awhile and probably smells a bit
She also can't remember the last time she hugged a boy
Do you still want to hug her?

>> No.13623840

I want to shove my face between those spandex clad thighs and drink in her scent!

>> No.13623845

Napping with Yukari!

>> No.13624498


>> No.13624743 [DELETED] 

Reimu's the one who tends to the barrier. All Yukari does is cause trouble and peep.

>> No.13625152

I skimmed through some official manga recently, and Yukari is a lot more human-like than the fandom makes her out to be.

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Yeah, Yukari isn't the all-knowing scary elder god that people make her out to be. There are even two pieces from her point of view. She's playful, forgets, has things beyond her understanding, etc. However she did completely creep out Rinnosuke when he met her, and I feel like that's how ZUN wants to paint her for the regular observer.

>> No.13627670

Yeah, Yukari is quite talkative, she likes to tell her histories that may look lie lies sometimes... That thing with Rinnosuke it's probably because he is in contact with outside knowledge wich may be dangerous for gensokyou if misused.
Also Yukari is the one responsabile for sonambulism by messing the border sleep/awake.

>> No.13627751

Let's sexualize Yukari warmly!

>> No.13628072 [DELETED] 

>yukari behind the keyboard.jpg

>> No.13628640

>jewkari yakumowitz behind 9-11.jpg
>who are we quoting?

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YIDF please go

>> No.13632411

I want yukarinrin to sit on my face!

>> No.13632897

inb4 we want Yukarin's panties sinsacks.

>> No.13633051

Oy gevalt!

>> No.13633171
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>Yukari isn't the all-knowing scary elder god that people make her out to be
She's explicitly defined as being able to create or destroy anything (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Yukari_Yakumo))
and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realise that someone who can alter any boundary including metaphysical ones such as reality/fantasy is at least virtually omnipotent

>> No.13633178

That book is edited by her.

It's not trustable.

>> No.13633224

>being able to create or destroy anything
Oh boy, more stretching of manipulation of a thing to absolute control over literally every aspect of it.

I'm not going to come up with bullshit like "PMiSS is all lies because Yukari edits it and Akyuu is unreliable" but your interpretation is pretty skewed. We know Yukari has limitations of time and complexity.

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Even if it's not trustworthy, it would still be reasonable to assume that it's within her power to do, maybe not effortlessly. Knowing ZUN he'll never outright confirm it because he's such a l̶a̶z̶y̶ ambiguous writer but it's only logical. If she can alter the border of day/night to change how ''day'' it is and how ''night'' it is, she should also be able to do so for other things such as how ''real'' the universe is.
Presumably not effortlessly e.g bigger changes have bigger costs just like Sanae's ability to cause miracles. She might need to charge up energy or do a ritual or whatever.
Also, youkai are created and defined by human belief, and people have imagined many all-powerful creatures throughout history

>> No.13633276

Considering her moon invasions and how she relies on complex planning and on two third parties, the vampire and the ghost, no, I'd argue her power isn't as strong as you imagine.

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Weren't her invasions failed on purpose to teach the youkai a lesson about expansionism and that they should be content in Gensokyo?
The complex planning is because it's more fun for her just like how she doesn't immediately gaphax her opponents away in battle (many other 2hus are like this anyway)

Admittedly she's my favourite character and I'm fanboying the fuck out of her but it is at least within the realm of possibility

>> No.13633322

She made that shit up because she lost and was humiliated (youkai had enough fucking beatings by humans already, no need for them to die like dogs on the moon).

And she herself admitted that she couldn't win against lunarians in a straight fight.

>> No.13633431

Can someone explain this maymay to me

>> No.13633441


Nonono, realm of reality, like the one her Miko floated away from using her powers.

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when she finds your porn

>> No.13633472

I need to cuddle her!

>> No.13633477

too danger when she is pisst

>> No.13633492

I'll take the risk!

>> No.13634960

Look at this frilly Yukarin!

>> No.13636562


>> No.13641968

Even if she can't fully control everything, if she is able to manipulate the borders of the upper limit of her powers, by a little, eventually she'll have power enough to go limited/unlimited. She is like 2000 years old so she should already be pretty strong.

>> No.13642473

I want her to be my overbearing Jewish mother!

>> No.13642544

Then either she can't do that or she doesn't want to.

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My fucking point was that you can read from Yukari's PoV and see quite clearly that she is not all powerful. I am sorry if it's not "explicitly defined" but maybe you can understand it anyway.

>> No.13642579

She still gets trashed by Shiki Eiki, and always will.

Take that, hag.

>> No.13644264

When she said she'd always lose the Japanese sentence had a double meaning, making Shiki less ''unbeatable' and more ''pointless to argue with''

>> No.13644345

Yukari a shit

>> No.13644368

Even if that was true it's irrelevant.
Eiki's power counters Yukari's power completely and utterly.
Take that, hag.

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>Seeing someone's past crimes and determining whether they're good or evil completely counters manipulation of physical and metaphysical boundaries

>> No.13644391

Who are you quoting?
And that's according to Yukari, by the way. I'd trust her to be an authority on her own powers.

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Y-Yukari's feet!

>> No.13644460

You'd trust Yukari? There's your problem.

>> No.13644463

Shiki is known for being stronger than Yukari, Yuyuko and Reimu joining forces.

She has bullshit afterlife judge strenght.

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>> No.13645156

This is based on her power and what Yukari thinks, not her individual physical ability, though relying on an ambiguous double meaning is a bit silly to make an argument.

>> No.13654765
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Bumping for the nice hat lady

>> No.13654809

the problem here is that you are reducing a character to the description of an ability

the enma is not just a judge, but a ruler, she's comparable to satan or hades or something

>> No.13654884

Satan and Hades are meaningful because they have the power necessary to back up their reputation

Shiki seemingly does not

>> No.13657003

Kissing Yukari!

>> No.13657064

Shiki is benevolent and has never had a reason to act hostile in the canon. She never directly interferes in any way other than giving advice (lecturing). Instead, the Kishin are responsible for dealing directly with individuals (hermits, celestials) who do not respect the cycle of life and death.

>> No.13657108

Youkai like Yukari are (presumably) naturally immortal, doesn't that mean Shiki has no jurisdiction over her?

>> No.13657618

Eiki only has jurisdiction over the spirits of the deceased, specifically those who died in Gensoukyou. She doesn't (seem to) exert power over the living.

Youkai can "die" as well (most likely through extermination like the fortune teller, or maybe when Kogasa's umbrella is fully destroyed?)

Eiki said this to Medicine in the final stage:

If you don't receive support from others,
you will not be able to cross Sanzu no Kawa
and you'll be dropped into the river partway.
A soul that does not understand the pain of others
will never receive support from others.
Even if you wish for the liberation of dolls,
you will embrace despair at the fact that nobody will aid you.
As a doll that will not come to me after death,
I shall judge you here and now!

But in Gensoukyou, being judged appears to equal "having a danmaku duel", and even if you lose, nothing will happen to you apart from being lectured.

So...Eiki is a type of god. But we only know what her job is. We do not know what she is capable of. And whether Eiki has jurisdiction over Yukari or not doesn't really matter. Because even if she does, she will not do anything to Yukari other than judge her after her death after her soul has been ferried over the Sanzu no Kawa. And even there, her judgement is (supposedly) impartial.

What was this whole discussion about again?

>> No.13658104

The discussion was about whether or not Yukari was the scary omnipotent eldritch goddess the fans make her out to be or not.

>> No.13658114

Then the answer is "no".

She can't even create a portal from the Earth to the moon unless there's a full moon.

>> No.13658141

I think she was meant to be at first, but then ZUN realised he wrote himself into a corner and eliminated all tension so he gave us some bullshit justification as to why she couldn't

Because (virtual) omnipotence seems like a logical extension of boundaries (such as life/death, possible/impossible, weak/powerful and real/fantasy)

>> No.13659089

It isn't that difficult to go with the trivial position that manipulation of a thing doesn't imply total absolute control over every aspect of it. It's never been the case for any other character; it's only people jumping from "character that has theoretically omnipotent ability" plus "character is really powerful" to "character can do whatever we make up", which is silly to begin with.

>> No.13660049

That's impossible! She's supposed to be the most Youkai-like Youkai out there!
You don't think people would go around telling lies in Gensokyo, would they?

>> No.13660730

You're forgetting that this is Touhou and every character (or at least the very powerful ones) has a very out-there and semantic application of their power
For instance:
Reimu's power is simply floating, but she can use that to float away from reality and become invincible
Suika's power is density manipulation, so she can make herself bigger and heavier or smaller and lighter but she can also increase *population* density, subliminally mind controlling everyone else to go to her party

So it's not at all unreasonable to assume that Yukari would have complete control, or at least, much more control than hinted at, of her power either

>> No.13660749

>Reimu's power is simply floating, but she can use that to float away from reality and become invincible
She's not the only one with a spell card that makes her invincible. I wouldn't take that description too seriously.

>> No.13660775

Can Suika use her power to seduce harem MCs?

>> No.13660793

It's not a spell card though, it's her actual power

Danmaku =/= power or magic or whatever you want to call it

>> No.13660819

The "floating above reality" part is from the spell card description of her last word in IN.

Just like she can teleport around, she can enter a state in which she's untouchable, but can attack from it.

>> No.13662452

>You're forgetting that this is Touhou and every character (or at least the very powerful ones) has a very out-there and semantic application of their power
No, I'm not. The existence of characters that have abilities oddly-related to their flavour text don't justify saying that any other character also has so-and-so extent to their power, unless they've otherwise demonstrated it. A character's abilities are not defined by whatever the little text says. You're going backwards; you're starting with descriptive flavour text and are trying to make their demonstrated abilities fit that text, rather than looking at their demonstrated abilities and keeping the flavour as a description.

All I have to name is one counterexample and your assumptions fall apart. I can seriously just say "Yuuka only ever manipulates flowers" and whoop, suddenly not every powerful character has some ability that's a wide-reaching exploration of their flavour text.

>> No.13665172

Yukarin a beauty!

>> No.13665452

Prove it

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When a Yukari thread disappears, what happens to it? Does it slip into the dimensional border?

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Ara, ara!

>> No.13666073

I want to dominate Yukari. I want to tear down that pride and high-and-mighty attitude.

>> No.13666157

I want her to gently dom me.

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>> No.13666803

same dude!!

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>> No.13668343
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Silky Yukari is the best and cuddliest Yukari!

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Holy shit, all of my unf!

>> No.13668788
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>> No.13669195
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Yukarin is aroused by your suffering

>> No.13669267

And I'm aroused by Yukari's suffering. Get away from Satori, you hag!

>> No.13669347
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Because you have shit taste.

>> No.13669371

I'm going to make Yuyuko and Yukari my girlfriends!

>> No.13670271

Why 3D Yukari don't looks so cute and regal like the 2D one?

>> No.13671867
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Those gloves, that frilliness! I want to hug that Yukarin!

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Because 3D is actually real.

>> No.13672669
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Suddenly, Yukari is petting your tails! What do you do?

>> No.13672976
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A cuddly Yukarin appears!

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too flat
weird hair
small pic
too much makeup
too western
too asian

the best

>> No.13675867

I want Ely to do lewd things to me!

>> No.13675928

Why the fuck are you assuming that I care about you? Are you the center of the world or some shit? Piss off and stop assuming that I like you, you hag

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>> No.13676154

I'm just saying that if Yukari is acting all high and mighty about herself she shouldn't get mad when she gets turned down.
She's the meanie, not me.

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Which outfit is sexier, PCB, IaMP/SWR or Koumajou Densetsu?

For me, it's either PCB or Koumajou Densetsu.

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KD, no doubt.

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>> No.13677237

What a bitch. Bucket loli didn't even do anything wrong and she still gets blamed.
yes, I'm aware it wasn't kisume

>> No.13677476

Being a youkai, getting blamed is good.

>> No.13677552

Most possibly the worst Touhou character.

>> No.13677566

Never been interested in murderers.

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>> No.13677695

Holy shit, I'm gonna need TWO hands for this!

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I should post Ran, too.

>> No.13677712

Those legs. Give her something to eat!

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>> No.13681056

I want to pat that Ran's head!

>> No.13682817
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Don't talk shit about the best 2hu.

>> No.13682935

Who the hell is that?

>> No.13683148
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The girl who is under Yukari's hat

>> No.13684675

What a cute girl! I hope that hat is very happy to have such a cute girl under it!

>> No.13684682

I'd be quite a happy hat if I got to rest on Yukari's head all day

>> No.13687617
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So the Youkai is already the hat?

>> No.13689417
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I want to sleep on Yukari's dress!

>> No.13692810

So would I!

Yes, Yukari was the hat all along!

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Time for a snack with Yukarin!

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>> No.13712690

why would you swim in sexy dessous
she even wears her hat

>> No.13712786

Someone should tell yukari to take off her lingerie before getting in the pool

>> No.13712836

Yukari-sama, please do not wear the gloves in the pool! I will look after them for you.

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I would kissu her feet.

>> No.13713851

But Reimu's the one who does all the work. Even Ran is more important than Yukari.

>> No.13713864

You mean her feetu?

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>> No.13714606

Or is it fetus?

>> No.13714674

Please no.

>> No.13714693

I want a Reimu factory!

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she should take all off before getting in the pool

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>> No.13716722

Ran is so kawaii, I love her no furry

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Yukari hug!

>> No.13719650

I'm not hugging old hags pretending to be young. Lame woman.

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>Not hug the blonde boobs
Are you gay?

>> No.13719702 [DELETED] 

det e ju värsta läskigt vettu

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I want to put my face between those boobs and never take it out.

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~1200 years is taking it's toll

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Youkai pussy

>> No.13720575

There is a dick, right?

>> No.13721399

I want to hug a gap youkai!

>> No.13721444

she can gap the the big one into you

>> No.13721445

Yukari-san, Yukari-san! Let's go drinking!

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That's Yukari-sama to you

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>> No.13722210


You always sleep for us. I thank you!

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>> No.13722951

Have Yukari and Letty Whiterock ever met? Does Letty go and wake her up before disappearing?

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I want to fug a gap youkai!

>> No.13725139 [DELETED] 

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>> No.13725713

Yukarin is for hugging, not fugging.

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Don't be silly. Yukarin is for both hugging AND fugging

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>> No.13736455
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Be gone, foul youkai!

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Do not be mean to Yukari!

>> No.13736736

I want to do drugs with Yu-chan!

>> No.13737461 [DELETED] 

Kike here
I can confirm that Yukari is indeed my waifu

>> No.13737789

Don't worry Yukari. I do mean what I said.

Can you please stop trying to kill me in my dreams now

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Smokin' big blunts with Yukarin!

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>> No.13737897 [DELETED] 

thanks goy.

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I ain't a goy, you schmendrick

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>I ain't a goy
תוכיח לי

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Jaypee, I've got a confession to make.

I'd a Yukari

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Wow, lewd!!
I ain't whipping it out for all of /jp/ to see.

But the thought of Yukari asking me to prove it in person is quite an erotic one...

>> No.13739643 [DELETED] 

אוי ויי
לא משנה, הדיון הזו נגמר. הוא בכלזות היה חסר משמאות מתתחילה.

>> No.13739649 [DELETED] 

*בכל זאת

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>> No.13745546

Who is toshiaki's dream self?

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>> No.13756855

If I fuck Yukari do I get Ran and Chen too?

>> No.13756863

Of course not.

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Ara, ara! 301 posts already?

>> No.13761856

Just in time, cancer like you showed up.

Archived posts are still bannable, you know.