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A human like you has a lot of nerve trying to flirt with someone as important as Yukari... You better mean what you said too.
WHEN YOU SAY I DOOHAND I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
Please stop fucking and have some responsibilities, "kudasai".
>>13545368>Implying that I'm into old busted up hags
>>13545376"kudasai" THIS.Kuso shitter.
I'm sorry, but I can't return your feelings. I already like someone else.
yukari a shitsage
>>13545478There's no sage anymore, you troglodyte.
>implying I would flirt with an old and busted grandmaNo thanks, I have better women to spend time with.
>>13545497The only people who think sage doesn't work anymore are those who never knew what it does in the first place.
>>13545534Whoa..Like, whatever, dude.Posting a reply that doesn't bump the thread doesn't mean JACK SHIEEET as much as a straight up BLUE downvote on the freakin' post.Stop deluding your sorry ass into still thinking that anyone gives a shit about the threads being 2 or 3 pages in. I whip up a necromancy every day or so just for a few laughs, so your stupid little "secure discussion" hidden in the depths of the board gets rekt into oblivion for all the shitposters to see.Now step the fuck back and get the fuck out of my /jp/ because I just naice schooled your fuckin' kuso shitter ass.truNEET style.
Look at what you guys did ;_;
>>13545617Fuck off Yukari.
>>13545681Ya know it, dudester.
>>13545617Shitty old hag.
Magical Girl Magical ☆ Yukari!
Ran made her magical wand usefull
>>13545936I love you Ran
Fun play time with Yukari-sama!
>>13545368Is this what they call being sun-deer-ray?
this thread is off the chain
Handholding with Yukari!
>>13546731Baking cake with Yukari
Yukari a shitstop spamming threads of her, subhumans
I want Yukarin to do very lewd things to me!
>>13546821take it easy man
>>13545936Stop using these like that, you faggot. They're not epic kawaii reactions.>>13545437Take your implications back to /a/.
>>13546971Fraternizing with your own shikigami is not allowed.
>>13545437Who ya quotin'?
Browsing this thread while taking a shit, how fitting. Now that I'm finishing up I should leave though. Goodbye, shithu!
>>13545368http://i.imgur.com/9WI2836.jpgPretty sure the BBA already has her shikigami
Yukarin a cute!A CUTE!!
I wouldn't have the audacity to ask someone with such high standing as Yukari out for a date despite the fact that she deserves to be treated like a lady.
Please do not be mean to Yukari!
don't bully Yukari dudes!
>>13547173Yukari-sama I-I love you. Will y-you please go out on a d-date with me
You guys are really dumb.You know Yukari would just gap all of you you out of gensokyo right?
I don't know how to flirt. How do I flirt?
>>13547601ask her how her day has been whilst trying to to stair at her titties. There's your in.
I hate Yukari
>>13547735annoyingold as fucklazydresses like a slut
>>13547735She feeds humans to youkaiAnd too old
>>13547776>>13547764How do you define 'too old' with youkai, anyway? Yukari and Tewi are both in the 1000+ year range, and pic related is over 500. Suwako's around 2500!Heck, the youngest youkai with a known age is Patchouli, who was ~100 at the time of EoSD Youmu was probably <60 at the time of PoFV, but she's also only half-youkai
>>13547554>>13547632Loving Yukari should be celebrated, not censored. How dare you!
>>13547764>annoyingHer dialogues on games are pretty smart though>old as fuckWe don't know her true age>lazynot even lazy as you>dresses like a slutfuck dude, her fancy clothes always cover the 90% of her skin.
>>13547975>Youmu was probably <60 at the time of PoFVDoubtful. She had no idea what was going on, unlike the other oldtimers.
>>13548207That's a 'less than' sign, anon.
>>13548222...Oops. Disregard me, then.
Hey Kid, you've got a lot of nerve dirtying me.
>>13548694Who are you quoting
What's wrong? Fufufu, are you suggesting that I forgot something? How rude.
>>13548679babe it's alrighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92jB72E_BDI
>>13547764>old as fuckShe doesn't look that old to me.>>13548919You forgot your dress, yo.
I want Yukari to massage me with her gloves!
>>13550250Massage you where, dude?
>>13550261Prostate. Where else is a man supposed to be massaged? Yukari will make you moan like a little girl with her slender, gloved hands.
>>13550273I want Yukari to BE a little girl. All she has to do to win me over is play with some age boundaries.
>>13551677pls kill yourself
>>13552735hey that's not nice
>>13552735Get a load of this meanie!
>>13545499How to break her out from her sleeping addiction?
A youkai like you has a lot of nerve showing yourselves around here... You better get ready to be exterminated.
>>13545576I want to fuck Eno
stupid and sexy Youkai
>>13560958Yeah, dude.She's pretty naice..
Cum in Yukari's gloves!Putting Yukari's glove on chinchin and fucking her with it!Putting Yukari's glove on chinchin and fucking her glove with it!Putting Yukari's gloves on and fucking her!Putting Yukari's hat on and fucking her!Putting on Yukari's clothes and fucking yourselfwith the help of real Yukari!
>>13567772Becoming Yukari with Yukari?
>>13548694Nobody wrote that.
She is beautiful and stunning.
>>13567772I want Yukari to gently tickle my sides and back with her silky gloves!
>>13574805I like this.
>>13574819Yukari could ask Ran to join in as well. Ran's warm fluffy tails combined with Yukari's silky gloves would feel absolutely amazing!
someone post the pure maiden one
Isn't Yukari just Maribel's dream self though?Same with Sumirenko being Renko's dream self
Yukari is nothing but a flesh eating beast. A monstrous abomination disguised as a woman. REMOVE YOUKAI. All youkai must die. Death to the gap demon.
>>13589507that's secondary anon
>>13589547Look into your heart anon, you know it to be true.
>>13589522a sexy sexy disguise...
>>13589507We don't know if that's true. It's also on a significantly different time scale than present Gensokyo.
>>13587923The other pure maiden one
hahaha, nice hat
>>13589789oh fuck it...
why is she wearing pajamas tho
>>13589952because they're cute!
A date with Yukari!
I WANT TO TIE YUKARI DOWN AND MOUNT HER, POUNDING EVERY SINGLE HOLE SHE HAS RUTHLESSLY AND MERCILESSLY LIKE A WILD ANIMAL
>>13589580Oh my god... the glasses look awesome.
Yukari's boobs are so big.Too big.Absurdly big.
>>13595925that's really not how wild animals mate you know...
>>13545508I like mature mamas.
>>13598542Yukari's boobs, dude
>>13598673Yeah I know they are great, but I don't know what "Too big" means
Yukari just wants some love anon, why can't you accept her?
>>13599168Let's find out
>>13600098I want to cuddle Yukarin!
>>13545368If Yukari pees into her gap, what happens?
>>13604678depends...Have you ever felt the sudden and unexplained urge to urinate?
>>13605414For some reason this gives me a boner. So, does this mean that weird, unexplained smells are the result of Yukari farting into her gaps?
>>13605440How about you "gas" yourself.
>>13605440no, that means you need take a bath.
Why a youkai need tits and wide hips?
>>13612267To attract her prey.
>>13612279Isn't more easy just dismember her prey using gaps?because looks like she spend much time trying to look good.
>>13589507Why is Renko so much hotter?
>>13612321she is a woman anon, any self-respecting one will try to look at least somewhat decent
>>13612436You're fuckin gay, dude......
>>13545368YUKARI IS SO SMALL!!! IT IS FUNNY TO ME!!! SMALL BABY YOUKAI CAN'T HURT GIANT MAN!!!
>>13614284big guys just need to be shortened a bit. For example taking away your legs.
>>13614500shhh, don't talk, just die.
Hugging Yukarin~ the awkward virgin gap youkai!
>>13619857she would be so weak and helpless if I would be hugging her firmly, and then I would start licking her neck and playfully biting her ear, she would act so cute
that's my wife your talking about, dude
>>13620036No, I will marry Ran, but you can join us every night
>>13619881Come Along Now Doctor
>>13619857But Yukari has been sleeping in the same clothes for awhile and probably smells a bitShe also can't remember the last time she hugged a boyDo you still want to hug her?
>>13623784I want to shove my face between those spandex clad thighs and drink in her scent!
>>13623784Napping with Yukari!
>>13545368>importantReimu's the one who tends to the barrier. All Yukari does is cause trouble and peep.
I skimmed through some official manga recently, and Yukari is a lot more human-like than the fandom makes her out to be.
>>13625152Yeah, Yukari isn't the all-knowing scary elder god that people make her out to be. There are even two pieces from her point of view. She's playful, forgets, has things beyond her understanding, etc. However she did completely creep out Rinnosuke when he met her, and I feel like that's how ZUN wants to paint her for the regular observer.
>>13625320Yeah, Yukari is quite talkative, she likes to tell her histories that may look lie lies sometimes... That thing with Rinnosuke it's probably because he is in contact with outside knowledge wich may be dangerous for gensokyou if misused.Also Yukari is the one responsabile for sonambulism by messing the border sleep/awake.
Let's sexualize Yukari warmly!
>>13625320>yukari behind the keyboard.jpg
>>13628072>jewkari yakumowitz behind 9-11.jpg >who are we quoting?
>>13625320YIDF please go
I want yukarinrin to sit on my face!
inb4 we want Yukarin's panties sinsacks.
>>13625320>Yukari isn't the all-knowing scary elder god that people make her out to beShe's explicitly defined as being able to create or destroy anything (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Yukari_Yakumo) and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realise that someone who can alter any boundary including metaphysical ones such as reality/fantasy is at least virtually omnipotent
>>13633171That book is edited by her.It's not trustable.
>>13633171>being able to create or destroy anythingOh boy, more stretching of manipulation of a thing to absolute control over literally every aspect of it.I'm not going to come up with bullshit like "PMiSS is all lies because Yukari edits it and Akyuu is unreliable" but your interpretation is pretty skewed. We know Yukari has limitations of time and complexity.
>>13633178>>13633224Even if it's not trustworthy, it would still be reasonable to assume that it's within her power to do, maybe not effortlessly. Knowing ZUN he'll never outright confirm it because he's such a l̶a̶z̶y̶ ambiguous writer but it's only logical. If she can alter the border of day/night to change how ''day'' it is and how ''night'' it is, she should also be able to do so for other things such as how ''real'' the universe is.Presumably not effortlessly e.g bigger changes have bigger costs just like Sanae's ability to cause miracles. She might need to charge up energy or do a ritual or whatever. Also, youkai are created and defined by human belief, and people have imagined many all-powerful creatures throughout history
>>13633248Considering her moon invasions and how she relies on complex planning and on two third parties, the vampire and the ghost, no, I'd argue her power isn't as strong as you imagine.
>>13633276Weren't her invasions failed on purpose to teach the youkai a lesson about expansionism and that they should be content in Gensokyo?The complex planning is because it's more fun for her just like how she doesn't immediately gaphax her opponents away in battle (many other 2hus are like this anyway)Admittedly she's my favourite character and I'm fanboying the fuck out of her but it is at least within the realm of possibility
>>13633315She made that shit up because she lost and was humiliated (youkai had enough fucking beatings by humans already, no need for them to die like dogs on the moon).And she herself admitted that she couldn't win against lunarians in a straight fight.
>>13548679>>13549034>>13589794Can someone explain this maymay to me
>>13633315Nonono, realm of reality, like the one her Miko floated away from using her powers.
when she finds your porn
>>13633466I need to cuddle her!
>>13633472too danger when she is pisst
>>13633477I'll take the risk!
>>13633466Look at this frilly Yukarin!
>>13633224Even if she can't fully control everything, if she is able to manipulate the borders of the upper limit of her powers, by a little, eventually she'll have power enough to go limited/unlimited. She is like 2000 years old so she should already be pretty strong.
>>13636562I want her to be my overbearing Jewish mother!
>>13641968Then either she can't do that or she doesn't want to.
>>13633171My fucking point was that you can read from Yukari's PoV and see quite clearly that she is not all powerful. I am sorry if it's not "explicitly defined" but maybe you can understand it anyway.
>>13641968She still gets trashed by Shiki Eiki, and always will.Take that, hag.
>>13642579When she said she'd always lose the Japanese sentence had a double meaning, making Shiki less ''unbeatable' and more ''pointless to argue with''
Yukari a shit
>>13644264Even if that was true it's irrelevant.Eiki's power counters Yukari's power completely and utterly.Take that, hag.
>>13644368>Seeing someone's past crimes and determining whether they're good or evil completely counters manipulation of physical and metaphysical boundaries
>>13644380Who are you quoting?And that's according to Yukari, by the way. I'd trust her to be an authority on her own powers.
>>13644391You'd trust Yukari? There's your problem.
>>13644380Shiki is known for being stronger than Yukari, Yuyuko and Reimu joining forces.She has bullshit afterlife judge strenght.
>>13644955This is based on her power and what Yukari thinks, not her individual physical ability, though relying on an ambiguous double meaning is a bit silly to make an argument.
Bumping for the nice hat lady
>>13644380the problem here is that you are reducing a character to the description of an abilitythe enma is not just a judge, but a ruler, she's comparable to satan or hades or something
>>13654809Satan and Hades are meaningful because they have the power necessary to back up their reputationShiki seemingly does not
>>13654884Shiki is benevolent and has never had a reason to act hostile in the canon. She never directly interferes in any way other than giving advice (lecturing). Instead, the Kishin are responsible for dealing directly with individuals (hermits, celestials) who do not respect the cycle of life and death.
>>13657064Youkai like Yukari are (presumably) naturally immortal, doesn't that mean Shiki has no jurisdiction over her?
>>13657108Eiki only has jurisdiction over the spirits of the deceased, specifically those who died in Gensoukyou. She doesn't (seem to) exert power over the living. Youkai can "die" as well (most likely through extermination like the fortune teller, or maybe when Kogasa's umbrella is fully destroyed?) Eiki said this to Medicine in the final stage: If you don't receive support from others,you will not be able to cross Sanzu no Kawaand you'll be dropped into the river partway.A soul that does not understand the pain of otherswill never receive support from others.Even if you wish for the liberation of dolls,you will embrace despair at the fact that nobody will aid you.As a doll that will not come to me after death,I shall judge you here and now! But in Gensoukyou, being judged appears to equal "having a danmaku duel", and even if you lose, nothing will happen to you apart from being lectured.So...Eiki is a type of god. But we only know what her job is. We do not know what she is capable of. And whether Eiki has jurisdiction over Yukari or not doesn't really matter. Because even if she does, she will not do anything to Yukari other than judge her after her death after her soul has been ferried over the Sanzu no Kawa. And even there, her judgement is (supposedly) impartial. What was this whole discussion about again?
>>13657618The discussion was about whether or not Yukari was the scary omnipotent eldritch goddess the fans make her out to be or not.
>>13658104Then the answer is "no".She can't even create a portal from the Earth to the moon unless there's a full moon.
>>13658114I think she was meant to be at first, but then ZUN realised he wrote himself into a corner and eliminated all tension so he gave us some bullshit justification as to why she couldn'tBecause (virtual) omnipotence seems like a logical extension of boundaries (such as life/death, possible/impossible, weak/powerful and real/fantasy)
>>13658141It isn't that difficult to go with the trivial position that manipulation of a thing doesn't imply total absolute control over every aspect of it. It's never been the case for any other character; it's only people jumping from "character that has theoretically omnipotent ability" plus "character is really powerful" to "character can do whatever we make up", which is silly to begin with.
>>13625152That's impossible! She's supposed to be the most Youkai-like Youkai out there!You don't think people would go around telling lies in Gensokyo, would they?
>>13659089You're forgetting that this is Touhou and every character (or at least the very powerful ones) has a very out-there and semantic application of their powerFor instance:Reimu's power is simply floating, but she can use that to float away from reality and become invincibleSuika's power is density manipulation, so she can make herself bigger and heavier or smaller and lighter but she can also increase *population* density, subliminally mind controlling everyone else to go to her partySo it's not at all unreasonable to assume that Yukari would have complete control, or at least, much more control than hinted at, of her power either
>>13660730>Reimu's power is simply floating, but she can use that to float away from reality and become invincibleShe's not the only one with a spell card that makes her invincible. I wouldn't take that description too seriously.
>>13660730Can Suika use her power to seduce harem MCs?
>>13660749It's not a spell card though, it's her actual powerDanmaku =/= power or magic or whatever you want to call it
>>13660793The "floating above reality" part is from the spell card description of her last word in IN.Just like she can teleport around, she can enter a state in which she's untouchable, but can attack from it.
>>13660730>You're forgetting that this is Touhou and every character (or at least the very powerful ones) has a very out-there and semantic application of their powerNo, I'm not. The existence of characters that have abilities oddly-related to their flavour text don't justify saying that any other character also has so-and-so extent to their power, unless they've otherwise demonstrated it. A character's abilities are not defined by whatever the little text says. You're going backwards; you're starting with descriptive flavour text and are trying to make their demonstrated abilities fit that text, rather than looking at their demonstrated abilities and keeping the flavour as a description.All I have to name is one counterexample and your assumptions fall apart. I can seriously just say "Yuuka only ever manipulates flowers" and whoop, suddenly not every powerful character has some ability that's a wide-reaching exploration of their flavour text.
Yukarin a beauty!
When a Yukari thread disappears, what happens to it? Does it slip into the dimensional border?
I want to dominate Yukari. I want to tear down that pride and high-and-mighty attitude.
>>13666073I want her to gently dom me.
Silky Yukari is the best and cuddliest Yukari!
>>13666043Holy shit, all of my unf!
Yukarin is aroused by your suffering
>>13669195And I'm aroused by Yukari's suffering. Get away from Satori, you hag!
>>13612433Because you have shit taste.
>>13668788I'm going to make Yuyuko and Yukari my girlfriends!
>>13666834>>13668343>>13668719>>13668788Why 3D Yukari don't looks so cute and regal like the 2D one?
>>13668788Those gloves, that frilliness! I want to hug that Yukarin!
>>13670271Because 3D is actually real.
Suddenly, Yukari is petting your tails! What do you do?
A cuddly Yukarin appears!
>>136668346/10 too flat>>136687197/10weird hair>>136687888/10 small pic>>136718677/10too much makeup>>136725436/10too western>>13672976>>136729825/10too asian>>136729897/10teeth>>136729958/10better>>136660439/10the best
>>13668343>>13673608I want Ely to do lewd things to me!
>>13545368Why the fuck are you assuming that I care about you? Are you the center of the world or some shit? Piss off and stop assuming that I like you, you hag
>>13676120I'm just saying that if Yukari is acting all high and mighty about herself she shouldn't get mad when she gets turned down.She's the meanie, not me.
Which outfit is sexier, PCB, IaMP/SWR or Koumajou Densetsu?For me, it's either PCB or Koumajou Densetsu.
>>13677118KD, no doubt.
>>13677183What a bitch. Bucket loli didn't even do anything wrong and she still gets blamed.yes, I'm aware it wasn't kisume
>>13677237Being a youkai, getting blamed is good.
Most possibly the worst Touhou character.
Never been interested in murderers.
>>13677672>>13677677Holy shit, I'm gonna need TWO hands for this!
>>13677695I should post Ran, too.
>>13677707Those legs. Give her something to eat!
>>13677707I want to pat that Ran's head!
>>13677552Don't talk shit about the best 2hu.
>>13682817Who the hell is that?
>>13682935The girl who is under Yukari's hat
>>13683148What a cute girl! I hope that hat is very happy to have such a cute girl under it!
>>13684675I'd be quite a happy hat if I got to rest on Yukari's head all day
>>13684675So the Youkai is already the hat?
I want to sleep on Yukari's dress!
>>13684682So would I!>>13687617Yes, Yukari was the hat all along!
Time for a snack with Yukarin!
why would you swim in sexy dessousshe even wears her hat
>>13712429Someone should tell yukari to take off her lingerie before getting in the pool
>>13712429Yukari-sama, please do not wear the gloves in the pool! I will look after them for you.
I would kissu her feet.
>>13545368>importantBut Reimu's the one who does all the work. Even Ran is more important than Yukari.
>>13713772You mean her feetu?
>>13714500Or is it fetus?
>>13705645I want a Reimu factory!
>>13712786she should take all off before getting in the pool
>>13716705Ran is so kawaii, I love her no furry
>>13719630I'm not hugging old hags pretending to be young. Lame woman.
>>13719650>Not hug the blonde boobsAre you gay?
>>13716705det e ju värsta läskigt vettu
>>13719684I want to put my face between those boobs and never take it out.
>>13719650~1200 years is taking it's toll
>>13719872There is a dick, right?
>>13719630I want to hug a gap youkai!
>>13720575she can gap the the big one into you
Yukari-san, Yukari-san! Let's go drinking!
>>13721445That's Yukari-sama to you
>>13545368You always sleep for us. I thank you!
Have Yukari and Letty Whiterock ever met? Does Letty go and wake her up before disappearing?
>>13721399I want to fug a gap youkai!
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>>13723283Yukarin is for hugging, not fugging.
>>13725713Don't be silly. Yukarin is for both hugging AND fugging
Be gone, foul youkai!
>>13736455Do not be mean to Yukari!
>>13722110I want to do drugs with Yu-chan!
>>13629115>>13636562>>13642473Kike hereI can confirm that Yukari is indeed my waifu
>>13545368Don't worry Yukari. I do mean what I said.Can you please stop trying to kill me in my dreams now
>>13736736Smokin' big blunts with Yukarin!
>>13737897I ain't a goy, you schmendrick
>>13737909>I ain't a goyתוכיח לי
Jaypee, I've got a confession to make.I'd a Yukari
>>13737926Wow, lewd!!I ain't whipping it out for all of /jp/ to see. But the thought of Yukari asking me to prove it in person is quite an erotic one...
>>13739597אוי ויילא משנה, הדיון הזו נגמר. הוא בכלזות היה חסר משמאות מתתחילה.
>>13589507Who is toshiaki's dream self?
If I fuck Yukari do I get Ran and Chen too?
>>13756855Of course not.
Ara, ara! 301 posts already?
>>13757092Just in time, cancer like you showed up.Archived posts are still bannable, you know.