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13533242 No.13533242 [Reply] [Original]

I just got my first ever physical copy of a doujin in the mail, shortly followed by my first ever papercut on my dick.

What is the proper procedure of fapping to a hard copy? I've been balancing it on my knee and using my left thumb and middle finger to keep it open and my left index finger to turn the pages, while using my right hand to fap.

Is there some high-level Japanese technique I'm missing out on here, or do I just need to git gud?

>> No.13533261

>hold up and open with left hand
>fap with right hand

Switch if you're a left-handed peasant. It's not complicated.

>> No.13533275

>>13533261
>peasant
Only true ambidextrous people aren't that when it comes to hand dominance.

>> No.13533312

>>13533261
So I guess I just need to git gud, then.

One more question. Where do you hide your stash? I was planning to hollow out a Bible and hide it there, but that's where I keep my Beretta 92FS. Should I just buy another Bible? I think having two Bibles would just look more suspicious, so to avoid suspicion I guess it would be best to buy a copy of the NIV version (the beretta is in an ESV version). Or maybe buy a Qur'an instead?

>> No.13533318

>>13533261
Even right handers should be jerking it with their left hand. It will change your life.

>> No.13533324

>>13533261
Looks like someone isn't part of ambidextrous master race

>> No.13533440

>>13533312
>One more question. Where do you hide your stash?
All I've ever done is have my doujins mixed inconspicuously among my comic books in my bookcase. They're pretty much in plain sight but you only see the spine which is nothing. It's never been a problem and no one else knows the difference anyways.

Maybe stick them inside old magazines if you're really concerned.

>> No.13533450

>>13533440
That sounds pretty bold, but I like it.

>> No.13533642

>>13533242
Why would your first doujin comic be bought in 2015? That's kinda late. And only one copy at that?

>> No.13533794

>>13533642
I've just never really felt the need to before, dirty pirate gaijin that I am.

>> No.13533849

>>13533261
Epic green man.

>> No.13533884

>>13533242
you got a doujin in the mail!?!?!? human trafficking is illegal, you know!

>> No.13533929

I would like to buy a doujin since i don't own any. Can anybody tell me what is the best way to do so?

>> No.13534147

>>13533929
Amazon.jp

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