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13520831 No.13520831 [Reply] [Original]

Who would you like to meet and possibly become friends with?

>> No.13520853
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The Utsuho

>> No.13520881
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The fairies of light

>> No.13520901

Mamizou. She's the most trustworthy among the youkai bighats.

Raiko and the other tools are cool people too, and what they want from humanity (being useful/not being bothered) is compatible with what humanity wants from them (not getting eaten).

Would be cool to be a guest musician at a tanuki banquet or something.

>> No.13520907

fairies are notorious for being biters. so don't sexytime.

>> No.13520924

I want to be friends with Sunny Milk and Tewi!

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Op here
Helluva challenge but if successful she will be good to have as a friend in fights
she will kick some ass to say the least

>> No.13520964

I want to be a human worthy of friendship with the oni

>> No.13520975

Miko, Kasen, Mamizou. Solid choices and all friendly.

>> No.13521002

Can Satori be any more based?

Oh, right. Yuuka is right there with her.

>> No.13521064

They can't bite me if it jam it in their butt!

>> No.13521095

why would you want to be gay when you can fuck it right in the pussy

>> No.13521117

Yuyuko and YUkari all day erryday.

>> No.13521132

Don't be retarded.

Hetero is still hetero if the girl is receiving it in the butt.

>> No.13521187

hetro is not butt
penis in pussy is hetro otherwise you could be fucking a man haha xD

>> No.13521220

Either you're a /v/-tier crossie shitposter who can't use logic, or just acting like one.

Fix yourself or get out of /jp/.

>> No.13521243

how about you get the fuck off the internet!
it's simple, you don't fuck ppl in the asshole unless you are homo.
why the hell would you want to put your dick in a shit hole.
I have nothing to so with /v
so please go and fuck your own asshole if your dick can reach it.
and again. f u c k y o u !

and have a nice day

>> No.13521268

miko and her crew

>> No.13521274

Saying a poster is /v/-tier doesn't mean they're from /v/, just that they're as low as /v/. You still can't use logic.

If anyone should leave it's you.

>> No.13521308


Knowing my luck either she hates humans or I'd die from alcohol poisoning.

>> No.13521312

how about you stop posting bullshit.
and having /v/ as an insult is disrespecting a lot of people

you can go and lick all your jizz staind manga pictures as the fag you are.

(goddamn these aggro homos)

>> No.13521319

worst that can happen to you is that you get raped

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Kyouko is too damn cute...
Also I don't see Tenshi.

End youself my man.

>> No.13521333

Y A H O O !

>> No.13521338

take it easy moneyboy

>> No.13521343
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Y A H O O O ~

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awww. so the fun is over :(
well it was fun as long as it lasted.
no hard feelings ok? haha

>> No.13521363

Defending /v/ is wrong. /v/ doesn't deserve respect.

>> No.13521371

holy shit! those tits!

>> No.13521382

like I was even serious

>> No.13521404
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I need friends

>> No.13521432

satori is to spook4me :o
I hope you are rdy for som mind reading

>> No.13521468

Kanakp is the mommiest

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Seiga is up top, huh?

>> No.13521616
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I know that's an official list (according to h*man stink), but i feel that Meirin should be a bit higher.

I mean, she enjoys chatting with passerbys, lets you go if you trespass after apologizing profusely and may even practice her martial arts with you.

Maybe she's in the medium rank because of the bad rep associated with the SDM?

She's a nice girl.

>> No.13521693

That's odd. Hina should be higher on friendship, considering what her trade as a goddess is.

And she is only dangerous because of the misfortune that seeps from her, not because she actually harms people.

>> No.13521699


Yuka ofc

>> No.13521720

In the manga, I have yet to see an instance of them being aggressive towards humans. They are more likely to beat each other up than anybody else.

>> No.13521787

They aren't. They'll just pull a prank on you that is normal for fairy standards but actually quite painful or even deadly for a human.
Then they'll get upset because you aren't reacting anymore and leave.
All of this rigorously off-camera, obviously.

>> No.13521813

I have nothing to hide so i dont care if she reads my mind

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I wonder what kind of prank they would pull on me.

>> No.13521951

Cut your dick off and sodomize you with it.

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Hardcore. I'm outta here!

>> No.13522097

I'm going to befriend the shit out of Remilia or die trying, so basically its a win-win situation.

>> No.13522109

How the fuck do you even be SUPER FRIENDLY TO HUMANS yet be extremely dangerous?
Does Yuyuko just get way too into the hug and fucking eat you or what?
Suika I could probably see the oni strength coming out when she's drunk and doesn't realize you're a twig...

Its a friendship level based on people from Gensokyo.
They fear Hina because of what she is, even if she's actively friendly and helpful towards humans. Thus the mutual friendship level will never be that high. Same with Meiling. I'm sure she'd love to make more friends but not many people swing by the mansion enough, or would willingly do so with the vampires around.

Its all from the perspective of the human village.

>> No.13522123

>How the fuck do you even be SUPER FRIENDLY TO HUMANS yet be extremely dangerous?
I think its more like a combination of powerlevel and their chance of collateral damage and fucking shit up in general. Like Yuyuko and Suika could mess a lotta people up given circumstances.

>> No.13522442

Satori and Remi for sure. Miko, Alice and Udonge maybe

>> No.13523077

>How the fuck do you even be SUPER FRIENDLY TO HUMANS yet be extremely dangerous?

Like amputating your arms and legs, locking you into the basement and then taking care of you for the rest of your life out of pure love and kindness.

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Unless she's into kinky shit it wouldn't really be rape.

>> No.13524367


Onis generally like humans for a few reason.

Good conversation.
Drinking buddies.
But mainly because they make good slaves.

As long as you're not a tricky backstabbing fuck you end up in a decent position sooner or later. Drinking with oni, working with oni, and acting like oni, will eventually turn you into an oni.

Or you could just get eaten.

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All my hopes have been utterly annihilated.

>> No.13525146

How is Minoriko more dangerous than Shizuha?

>> No.13525149

Hot potato burns

>> No.13525158

Can ruin your crops if you really piss her off. Enjoy starving.

>> No.13525164

Kyouko, Nazrin, Futo, Suika, Momiji, any fairy, Sekibanki, Marisa, and Meiling.

>> No.13525174

Yuyuko can cause the death of mortals at will. But she doesn't. Because she used to be human, once. She also died with a lot of regrets, but did not curse humans at her last moments, instead using her death to seal an EVIL death inducing tree.

Yuyutits is the best example of a benign youkai.

>> No.13525174,1 [INTERNAL] 

this guy is a genius

>> No.13525182

Oh, and Shizuha and Yamame!

>> No.13525191

Yuugi's a party animal so you should be fine. I remember Akyuu saying something about if you fall asleep you won't wake up though.

>> No.13525221

Everyone except for Seiga. Especially Nue, Futo, Miko, Kogasa, and Aya.

>> No.13525227

Akyu is a lying little human shit.

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Pic related, but I'd probably try and get along with everyone at the mansion.

>> No.13526668

>the best example of a benign youkai.
Doesn't go out of it's way to attack humans =/= benevolent.
I remind you that it's standard greeting is offering poisoned food.

>> No.13529571

>I remind you that it's standard greeting is offering poisoned food.


>> No.13529630

All them youkai gonna be my slaves when I become King of Gensokyou.