Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon May 18 14:47:21 2015 No.13509465 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:48:03 2015 No.13509470 First for traitors.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:48:40 2015 No.13509473 File: 112 KB, 544x572, 1422549734092.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that traitors and paladins are both false flagging shills.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:48:48 2015 No.13509475 File: 244 KB, 800x800, 1414087964320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13509465 Is this a happy place? >>13509470 Apparently no. This is why we get less OC nowadays, you know. The Shitposters are winning.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:49:16 2015 No.13509478 File: 213 KB, 744x1052, 1431117724412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Move it plebs, top tier waifu commin' through.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:49:31 2015 No.13509480 >>13509475 The shitposters have always been winning.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:49:54 2015 No.13509486 File: 655 KB, 1912x2832, Fuck_You_Nature.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13509478 >Boy Maker But at what cost?

Anonymous Mon May 18 14:50:59 2015 No.13509496

>>13509275
>In over 2000 years humanity has done jack shit with it
>Made boats, discovered the rest of the entire world and inhabited all of it
>Ended slavery
>Industrial revolution
>Made petroleum into something actually useful
>Invented planes
>Invented the computer and the internet (which you'll using to shittalk your own kind right now)
>Got gud at defending ourselves against nature's disasters and diseases
>Sent probes to outer space
>The fucking ISS
>Debunked numerous end of the world profecies, preventing society from collapsing
>Invented useful technology in order to help us prosper, such as synthetic limbs and machines to do things normal humans can't do alone
>Invented vidyagaems
>Now working on autonomous robot waifus
>Virtual Reality
>And trying to find a way to make contact with other universes, one of which could contain your goddamn waifu

I want this traitor shtick to die.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:51:08 2015 No.13509498 >>13509486 No cost is too great.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:51:14 2015 No.13509499 >>13509486 We get off easy compared to some animals. Consider the poor anglerfish.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:51:23 2015 No.13509500 File: 151 KB, 700x872, 1395960163198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want to headpat an Oomukade and tell her she's cute. Then proceed to get raped in an awkward light-yan frenzy since she's not used to compliments.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:51:28 2015 No.13509501 File: 115 KB, 1265x1265, You may think she's a gal, when in fact it's a guy with tats.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to be vigilant and protect yourself from the alp menace.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:52:10 2015 No.13509505 >>13509499 Anglerfish girl absorption vore art when?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:52:28 2015 No.13509507 >>13509501 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:52:35 2015 No.13509508 >>13509505 In MGQ.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:52:52 2015 No.13509509 >>13509505 No thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:53:04 2015 No.13509510 >>13509501 >tusks Can someone write all of that down and replace that with claws?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:53:09 2015 No.13509511 >>13509473 Reminder that smugposting is cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:53:16 2015 No.13509514 >>13509501 Is it time to laugh at you for screencapping your own dumb shit again already? I mean after the beating you took last thread, a smart person would just blend into the background for awhile.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:53:42 2015 No.13509516 Anyone have the Ben Garrison comic on /mgg/'s arguments? You know which one I'm talking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:54:13 2015 No.13509517 So, anyways, about that monoeye thing coming out that I mentioned. It's releasing onto steam, which generally means its pretty bad, VN wise, but I don't actually know much about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:54:29 2015 No.13509520 I want to turn a Tanuki into my personal buttslut.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:54:33 2015 No.13509522 >>13509510 He calls the cartilaginous spade a "tail bone" too. Also: >Trusting any observations made by that guy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:54:36 2015 No.13509524 >>13509395 Do you mean the English release of Hitomebore or did I miss something with delicious monoeyes?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:56:36 2015 No.13509536 >>13509524 Ah, yeah, that's it. I knew I had seen people mention it before, but couldn't remember the actual name. Fucking sekai, use the real name.

Anonymous Mon May 18 14:57:15 2015 No.13509540

So here goes my message to Alp.

>>13509360
I'll try, think about this humble anon, I should be derping in this thread, maybe I should be jerking it or maybe I should be trying to refine my english grammar so, with luck, some day I try and write a story that would bring joy to some anons. Instead I'm here talking to you why?.

We're on 4chan, almost nobody gives a fuck about anything and when they do it's mostly through silent approval, if you don't get shit on you're doing well and praise whatever gods you have if someone says anything positive.

So here I am wasting time I could be wasting somewhere else trying to motivate you to write with a half-assed attempt, so you bring joy to me and probably a lot of anons.

I'm an avid reader, I was quick to get my favorite writefags, each of them gives, or sadly gave, me different styles, I started reading your stuff only very recently it was a pleasant surprise finding that, the way you write is pretty light hearted and really fun, I'd love to go into detail but this is already too tl;dr.

I always lament when a writefag goes ded, yes even the faggots, I might lament their passing less than others but everyone that dies is less OC.

And when I lose one of my personal holy pantheon, like again Captain for example, the world becomes a worse place for me.

So yeah this all is cheesy as fuck and I might have messed up the speech at some place, I apologize beforehand to all.

The reason I gave enough of a fuck to type this is that you are in that holy place Alp, don't you die on me.

Also there are probably a lot of people aside from me, who will curse your name forever if you go ded.

Anonymous Mon May 18 14:57:27 2015 No.13509541 [DELETED]

>>13509507
You first.

>>13509514
>>13509514
Like I give a shit. Coming from someone who was ready to rip that other guy a new asshole over the way he wrote "EH" and bitching about capitalization and other inane shit, I'm pretty sure you simply have a chip on your shoulder at not being listened to. But by all means, proceed, I like getting nicknames.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:57:30 2015 No.13509542 >>13509517 >monoeye Absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:59:39 2015 No.13509551 >>13509500 I want to make one think I like her before laughing in her face an calling her disgusting and smelly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:59:42 2015 No.13509552 >>13509540 That's nice. >>13509541 >ready to rip that other guy a new asshole over the way he wrote "EH" If you reread that, it was the guy who wrote "EH" in all caps who was upset, not the guy asking him why he did that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:59:57 2015 No.13509553 >>13509541 >Implying I said anything to that guy. I was probably you falseflagging just so you could bitch like this about how the mean people don't appreciate your inflated ignorant ego.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:00:25 2015 No.13509554 >>13509478 I want to fill that pure womb to the brim with daughters.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:01:20 2015 No.13509561 >>13509553 You are a peach, if you alped, I might consider dating you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:02:00 2015 No.13509562 >>13509554 >not sonerus

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:02:55 2015 No.13509566 File: 470 KB, 718x1024, lamia maid (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13509500 >You will never compliment a light-yan shirohebi who turns beet red and starts stuttering about how many daughterus the two of you will have

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:02:55 2015 No.13509567 >>13509500 I want to put vibrators on the antennae of an Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:03:40 2015 No.13509572 >>13509552 EH, same result, anons need something shiny and distracting to keep from ripping each other to shreds.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:03:49 2015 No.13509573 >>13509501 I want to marry an Alp!

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:04:53 2015 No.13509580

>Marry a monstergirl who can live for many hundreds of years
>Have a child with her
>Your partnership ensures that you will be given the same lifespan as the monstergirl
>Live into your 80s
>Into your 150s
>Into your 200s
>As the years stretch on, time flies by faster and faster
>You find yourself forgetting things
>Names and places
>What month it is
>Your parents' faces
>Magic can keep your body from ageing, but it can't stop time from pulling apart the mind
>Sometimes you come to, and find yourself several miles from your home
>Sometimes you wake up, and are shocked to discover that twenty whole years have passed since you last noticed

>Your wife and child have to deal with seeing you, still youthful, slowly lose your mind and sense of self to time
>It's not Alzheimer's, it's not dementia, and it's not Pick's
>It's simply the work of thousands of years upon a brain meant only to live for a hundred, eroding memories like waves upon a beach.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:04:59 2015 No.13509581 >>13509572 So just out of curiosity, what's with the all caps EH? Is it a reference to Despicable Me or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:05:18 2015 No.13509582 >>13509561 But anon, even alps don't date trash like you

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:05:40 2015 No.13509587 >>13509551 I really hope you have countermeasures to getting bitten. Centipedes are bad enough as it is, giant yandere ones are even worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:05:49 2015 No.13509589 >>13509573 I want to bridal carry an Alp into my rape dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:07:05 2015 No.13509594 >>13509562 That's the point. All the mamonos will bully her about the daughters while I cherish and love my darling family.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:08:10 2015 No.13509603 File: 463 KB, 880x1280, Oneday.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13509566 Never say never anon. Perhaps one day.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:09:31 2015 No.13509610 >>13509552 Welp, there was an attempt.

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:09:52 2015 No.13509615 [DELETED]

>>13509582
I have a dick, your argument is invalid.

>trash

I'm not the one still bitching about fucking nothing and trying to make myself bigger by trying, and failing, to bully people on the internet, from the safety of behind a computer screen. Now I'm gonna stop engaging you because don't want to get banned for feeding a retard. Tuskbye.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:10:56 2015 No.13509621 >>13509610 But you know, a few nuggets of chocolate in an ocean of shit aren't worth saving, if you catch my drift.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:11:07 2015 No.13509623 >>13509478 I'd that boy maker

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:11:09 2015 No.13509625 >>13509580 Interesting. It wouldn't be an issue for mine, since she could just either enhance and fortify my brain with magic, or capture my soul, let my body die, and then resurrect the body for me, but interesting nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:11:20 2015 No.13509627 >>13509581 Oh, I'm not the guy from last night, he said he wrote it that way because when he does it, it tends to come out high pitched, like a woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:11:33 2015 No.13509630 >>13509594 >not making the mamonos jealous by having lots of sonerus who are too good for their slutty daughterus Well, I won't tell you how to have fun, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:12:28 2015 No.13509635 >>13509627 Why would anyone put their voice quirks into the writing on an anonymous image board?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:12:50 2015 No.13509637 >>13509630 >not having a dozen sonerus who will marry the daughters of all your friends Pleb.

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:13:07 2015 No.13509638

>>13509580
You forgot the whole incubus part in your story. I'd assume that they are mentally capable of living such long times.

Also it's unsure how our brains would deal with immortality. Yes we will run out of space to store memories. But we don't exactly have a low supply of space for memories, we shouldn't have much problems holding 300-400 years of memories. That's not adding the fact that our brain causes us to forget memories that aren't important. You could probably live quite a long life without needing magic or technology to allow your brain to keep up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:13:38 2015 No.13509641 >>13509615 >The tusktard trying to take the moral high ground >"Stop bullying me with your big words and definitions I don't understand" >"You're a retard" I wish I had some peanuts to throw in your cage because this is a first class sideshow.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:14:06 2015 No.13509645 >>13509621 That might be true, but when you have to choose between trying to take those chocolate nuggets or going to one of the other oceans of shit that don't even have chocolate the result is obvious. I just want to read things, things about MG's

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:14:31 2015 No.13509650 >>13509625 But what is the soul, if the mind is your thought and perception and memory?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:14:34 2015 No.13509652 >>13509635 Personal flavor?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:15:07 2015 No.13509655 >>13509637 But then you have to hang out with them at family gatherings. That's no fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:15:48 2015 No.13509658 File: 2.12 MB, 1944x2917, 1410452909693.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13509645 And I just want to not step into a shitstorm about the same fucking things every fucking time I come here. Can't always have what you want.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:16:09 2015 No.13509659 >TFW not sure how to pursue Orc snu-snu

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:16:11 2015 No.13509661

>>13509580
I always thought about this, but my interpretation for such situations in these fantasy scenarios is that you keep your memories but you become 'stretched'.

Your brain forces everything to fit and it's a near maddening experience. You also start to get a warped sense of time as your brain tries to adapt to the immorality.

So you could be watching the sunset but then when you get up you're looking at a different sunset. 5 days later.

You need something immediately stimulating to prevent yourself from becoming slow like that, but those moments always feel too short for such individuals.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:16:49 2015 No.13509664 >>13509625 It's likely that some souls can hold memories in MGE. Think of ghosts, males dying and getting caught by wisps etc. Though zombies prove otherwise. >>13509650 The concousness that is you. This is why you do not remember your reincarnation.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:17:50 2015 No.13509672 File: 129 KB, 405x882, Tenderloveandbully.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no! The cute Kiki is sad! How do we cheer her up?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:18:14 2015 No.13509674 Solution: Have waifu use magic to delete all but your most important and treasured memories. Make new memories together. And enjoy all your favorite video games, books, and movies all over again!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:18:17 2015 No.13509675 >>13509672 Headpats.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:18:39 2015 No.13509676 >>13509672 Tell her the urn contained my father's ashes and that I was hoping to piss on them one last time anyway, so it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:18:54 2015 No.13509678 >>13509672 I do her janitor "job" for the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:19:16 2015 No.13509680 >>13509672 Sitting her in the corner while I fuck the old trashy slutty kejourou in front of her, and tell her to call my Alp friend to join us.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:19:24 2015 No.13509681 >>13509658 You don't say, anyway it's better to try and fail than not to try at all. That settled let's go back to our regular schedule, I want to be strong enough to survive the dungeon and marry an echidna! Why are they so cute?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:20:08 2015 No.13509689 >>13509672 Asking her what's wrong seems to be the sensible thing to do here.

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:20:22 2015 No.13509690

>>13509664
>zombies prove otherwise
Zombies might be s special case in this regard. With their diminished mental faculties they may either loose the memories or simply not be able to recall or act on them either permanently or until they get an update.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:20:47 2015 No.13509692 >>13509681 >it's better to try and fail than not to try at all Why? Less wasted effort if you just give up. >Why are they so cute? Because they're designed to be MILFs.

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:21:37 2015 No.13509694

>>13509496
>Not for the first time
>After it started it in the first place
>After having regressed when compared to some ancient civilizations
>Valid
>Valid
>Valid (If of questionable good)
>Not really
>Valid
>Valid
>Did you misspell prophecies?
>Valid
>Progressing Entertainment, semi-valid
>Valid but I'm biased. Also see below
>Kind of only starting to broach that
>Just read about that the other day. Promising stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:22:02 2015 No.13509696 >>13509672 Do what >>13509689 said. Then let her take the day off if it's something serious.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:22:46 2015 No.13509699 >>13509676 The poor thing didn't know what it held. Nor does it matter. She will clean every square inch of the house, one way or another.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:23:16 2015 No.13509705 >>13509692 Yeah but that way you have all the right to bitch about the situation! Also yes echidnas are not only the mother of monsters, but of MILF's.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:23:31 2015 No.13509707 >>13509699 I love you. In a semi-Alpy kind of way.

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:24:56 2015 No.13509716

>>13509694
>Not for the first time
>After it started it in the first place
>After having regressed when compared to some ancient civilizations
Well, we did fix our fuckups one way or another, mostly.

>Did you misspell prophecies?
Yeah, english isn't my first language.

>Kind of only starting to broach that
Yep, we're just starting but somebody's working on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:27:34 2015 No.13509730 >>13509672 Ignore her. I can always buy a new one.

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:28:13 2015 No.13509735

>>13509580
>>13509625
>>13509638
>>13509661
Would any of this even be necessary? I mean, think about it.

It's not like the human mind stores memories like a hard-drive or bookcase, finding space to fit it. Memory, consciousness itself, is a chemical reaction which is the result of the brain's biological functions.

Humans are naturally designed to have a limited lifespan. Our bodies age up to their prime, and then begin to shut down and wither. This is aging. As the brain's deteriorates, so too do the reactions which record memories and generate consciousness.

If by some means we were able to overcome this flaw in our design, stop ourselves from "Turning Off", then it stands to reason our minds would continue to process memories just as well as before. You'd likely be no more forgetful with immortal life than you find yourself now. That's my take anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:30:18 2015 No.13509738 >>13509716 Somebody was working on the halitosis bomb too.

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:31:33 2015 No.13509742

>>13509735
That's one of those things, like with a lot of stuff about the brain, we don't really know how it works, at least not fully. I'm reminded of a quote "If our brains were so simple we could understand them, we could not." Only way to really find out if our minds will deteriorate or stay the same is to keep somebody alive an conscious for way longer than normal.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:31:58 2015 No.13509745 >>13509705 So they're hardwired to act motherly towards all monster girls? And possibly human girls if one was strong enough to conquer a dungeon?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:33:28 2015 No.13509749 >>13509659 Head on down to your local Porkers. Where snu-snu is always on the menu!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:34:18 2015 No.13509750 >>13509749 Wrong kind of Orc, Anon.

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:35:03 2015 No.13509752
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>>13509675
That seems to do the trick! but she still seems a little down after having dissapointed you.

>>13509676
Now the cute Kiki is crying! Saying that she is worthless maid now that Master can't piss on his father's ashes.

>>13509689
>>13509696
The cute Kiki tells you that she wished to suprise you by cooking you breakfast on bed. But from the moment she tried baking you some eggs it all went downhill.

Needless to say, the kitchen is now a mess. Pancakes are stuck on the ceiling, eggs are burned to the pots and pans and for some reason it smells like fish in there.

>>13509678
Trying to clean around the house yourself the cute Kiki ends up cleaning together with you, chatting about and giving you tips. That seemed to have fixed her mood! Good job anon!

>>13509730
You cruel Master! Now she is in her room crying!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:35:30 2015 No.13509756 Dark Slime in a sundress and with shark teeth when?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:35:48 2015 No.13509760 >>13509659 You'll figure it out. Where there's a whip there's a way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:36:35 2015 No.13509761 >>13509752 >now that Master can't Oh, silly little Kiki misunderstood. Master can piss on it all, it's just that the maid will have to clean the carpet afterwards. But that's not a problem for a diligent little worker like her, is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:36:49 2015 No.13509764 >>13509756 Did that slime kill a shark and take its teeth?!

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:38:04 2015 No.13509769

>>13509752
>eggs are burned to the pots and pans and for some reason it smells like fish in there.

All replaceable , no big deal. If I can afford a maid, I can afford new pots and pans.

>Needless to say, the kitchen is now a mess. Pancakes are stuck on the ceiling

I'll help her clean it up. Then I'll tutor her on how to make a proper breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:38:25 2015 No.13509770 >>13509752 I was talking about her >job as an internet janitor, but that works too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:38:26 2015 No.13509771 >>13509752 I brick her in. She's too damn annoying.

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:38:37 2015 No.13509772

>>13509752
>The cute Kiki tells you that she wished to suprise you by cooking you breakfast on bed. But from the moment she tried baking you some eggs it all went downhill.

>Needless to say, the kitchen is now a mess. Pancakes are stuck on the ceiling, eggs are burned to the pots and pans and for some reason it smells like fish in there.
Then I guess I'll just have to have her for breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:39:41 2015 No.13509777 >>13509760 I want the SoM Orcs to sing this.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:40:36 2015 No.13509779 >>13509745 I don't think you understand their motherliness, though I think they might have some fun with the human girls, in a motherly way of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:40:55 2015 No.13509784 >>13509770 How much does she get paid for this exactly?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:42:00 2015 No.13509790 >>13509478 I bet she would look lovely with her belly straining to contain some eggs. The sweet sounds she could make as they shift in her guts with every move.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:42:55 2015 No.13509793 >>13509784 She does it for free.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:44:03 2015 No.13509799 >>13509793 No compensation? Well what does she eat, surely it must be something healthy so she can maintain a healthy weight, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:44:04 2015 No.13509800 >>13509779 >Female Paladin walks into an Echidna's lair, ready for the fight of her life >Instead finds herself bound in a motherly embrace of an Echidna >Ends up disarmed and getting pampered by her

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:44:07 2015 No.13509801 File: 149 KB, 640x480, pain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by an apsara

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:44:39 2015 No.13509803 >>13509790 But why would a human woman have eggs jostling around in her belly? Human ova are so small she couldn't possibly--oh. No Anon, bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:44:57 2015 No.13509805 >>13509800 Yes I can get behind this.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:46:17 2015 No.13509809 >>13509805 It'd be how they monsterise human girls, with love and freshly baked cookies.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:46:30 2015 No.13509811 >>13509790 What if we had her double oviposited? I want to see her throat struggle to swallow them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:47:05 2015 No.13509816 I've been wondering how monstergirls would react to meeting an Immortal human. Specifically an immortal human who's impaled on some debris. I'm talking Deadpool style immortality and regeneration but without the cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:48:58 2015 No.13509825 >>13509811 Even better! I wonder how many eggs the digestive system of the average female paladin could hold.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:49:48 2015 No.13509828 >>13509816 That tier of stuff would fall under incubus, not human. And they deal with incubi plenty. They'd be more concerned a precious man was hurt and determining if he's single.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:49:53 2015 No.13509830 >>13509811 >>13509825 What kind of eggs though? And would she be considered their mother?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:50:06 2015 No.13509832 >>13509809 Come to the monster side, we have cookies!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:50:16 2015 No.13509834 >>13509816 Can I still make 4th wall penis jokes?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:50:41 2015 No.13509836 Sooo does anyone remember how XXXHolic ended and weather the best girl won or not? ProTip, best girl is the one who isn't even human.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:51:22 2015 No.13509841 >>13509832 That would get a lot more people on side then the rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:52:00 2015 No.13509843 >>13509836 Literally what?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:52:03 2015 No.13509844 >>13509832 I would follow Darth Haha to the death! I bet she'd Force Hug people instead of choking them, too.

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:52:19 2015 No.13509848

>>13509828
No, but I'm talking finding a guy who's essentially been run through with rebar when all of a sudden he asks if she's just gonna sit there staring or help him.
>>13509834
I see no reason you can't. Being alive so long probably isn't great for your sanity.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:52:24 2015 No.13509850 >>13509825 >>13509830 The ones going down her throat need to be big and durable, so that it's extra hot and she doesn't digest them. The butteggs can be a slurry of small, slimy eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:53:06 2015 No.13509856 >>13509841 Well judging by the denizens here it sure would!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:53:18 2015 No.13509858 >>13509844 Dear lord, Darth Mother works so much better. I need to lay off the weeb shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:53:42 2015 No.13509860 >>13509850 This is getting uncomfortably /d/ tier. It might be a good idea to stop now before you go too far.

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:55:03 2015 No.13509865

>>13509848
>No, but I'm talking finding a guy who's essentially been run through with rebar when all of a sudden he asks if she's just gonna sit there staring or help him.

Yeah. Same answer, Incubus shenanigans. MGE even has undead ones that probably pull pranks like leaving their head somewhere and start screaming about being buried alive while their body sneaks up and pantses the girls who try to help.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:55:25 2015 No.13509867 >>13509603 Ara ara~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgITvieLg7I

Anonymous Mon May 18 15:56:06 2015 No.13509871
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You're down on your luck after losing your home to a cockroach girl infestation and getting fired from your job after refusing one too many times to service your monstergirl boss. Wrought with grief, you sit down on the streetcorner to plan out what you'll do when a shadow covers you and a voice calls out gently "Are you alright?"

You look up and see...

Shirohebi priestess: As a priestess and a devoted servant of her cause she'll offer you the chance to stay with her in the cramped living quarters. You'll be expected to wake up at the crack of dawn, clean everything from the gardens to the outer sanctum, and partake in meditation which can last several hours. She'll start off treating you as a guest, but will quickly warm up if you show dedication in your work. She has a short fuse when it comes to her goddess and monogamy, and will enter a blind rage if you insult either.

Lich Biologist: She thought you were dead and was about to carry you off for experimenting, but figures that you can be just as useful alive. She offers you the chance to help her with her experiments as well as being her semen supply. She's very interested in understanding human affection, but not very good at it unfortunately. She tries to cook your favorite breakfast despite burning it every time, will randomly compliment your skeletal structure, and even cuddle with you whenever you fall asleep. She enjoys it the most when you let her ramble on for hours about her latest creation.

Paladin Recruiter: You reminded her of her little brother who was long ago snatched away by a dracolich and asks you if you'd like to join her order. She'll assign herself as your personal trainer and spend every moment that she can with you. In public she'll keep a stony face and a harsh command, but this drops away the moment it's just the two of you to reveal a loving onee-san who feels terribly alone and wants nothing more than to cuddle. She'll permanently act this way if you marry her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:56:16 2015 No.13509872 >>13509860 This is what you get when you entertain these guys in the first place. >That guy going on about the smell of monster farts last thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:57:57 2015 No.13509877 >>13509871 You know I've got to go with the Paladin Recruiter.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:58:11 2015 No.13509878 >>13509871 >Lich Biologist Yes. Fucking yes. The best.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:58:45 2015 No.13509882 >>13509871 Paladin I hate religion, and meditating for hours doesn't appeal to me. The Lich isn't an option either, since I don't want to just be a semen supply, even if she does try and treat me kindly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:58:45 2015 No.13509883 >>13509871 >Lich Biologist Yes. God yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:59:22 2015 No.13509887 >>13509478 >Impregnate her repeatedly >Have all the sons you can before she reaches 40 >Proceed to corrupt her into a monstergirl Now I have human sons and a monstergirl waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:59:34 2015 No.13509888 >>13509672 Take her aside and ask her what's wrong. If need be, she'll be hugged almost instantly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 15:59:41 2015 No.13509889 >>13509871 The lich.

Anonymous Mon May 18 16:00:16 2015 No.13509893
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>>13509761
The cute Kiki dutifully nods. Yet she seems confused and asks you why you would to piss on his ashes when you could just go to the local cemetery and piss on your father and his Wisp there.

>>13509769
You end up cleaning the mess with the Cute Kiki and teaching her how to cook a proper breakfast. This results in a very happy little Kikimora and delicious meals as the little Kiki turns it into her hobby, becoming quite the little chef.
Good job anon!

>>13509771
And thus a cute Kikimora is left out in the cold, hopefully to be found by a better Master.

On an unrelated note, her previous Master discovers a devil bug infestation in his mansion not long after. Surely a man who hates Kiki's must love filth and thus Devil bugs?

>>13509772
And thus the cute little Kiki learns how it is to be loved on the spot and 8 more times throughout the day. She grows up into quite the peverted maid, always tempting her Master.
Lewd anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:00:24 2015 No.13509894 >>13509887 >corrupt her into a monstergirl Begone, villain.

Anonymous Mon May 18 16:00:33 2015 No.13509895

>>13509871
>You reminded her of her little brother who was long ago snatched away by a dracolich
Dracolich was a nice girl and Paladin-san overreacts about how she is. Honestly if Paladin-san would take the time to just sit down and talk she might find out she has a lot in common with the thousand-year old undead reptile.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:00:58 2015 No.13509897 >>13509871 One more for the lich club. The shirohebi actually sounds like kind of a cunt, though the paladin isn't bad either.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:01:11 2015 No.13509899 >>13509871 Liches and Shirohebis are nice, but not my favorites. I'll have to go with the paladin on this one, since she can still be upgraded to something more preferable.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:01:32 2015 No.13509900 >>13509871 Give me the paladin. I'm going to make her feel loved.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:02:00 2015 No.13509901 >>13509871 Paladin.

Anonymous Mon May 18 16:02:00 2015 No.13509902
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>>13509801
>You will never be pounced on by a werewolf
>You will never be fed venom by an oomukade
>You will never be coiled up by a lamia
>You will never be groomed by a kejourou
>You will never be oxygen-kissed underwater by a mermaid
>You will never be licked by a sandworm
>You will never be facesat by an anubis
>You will never be stalked by a sphinx
>You will never be courted by a vampire
>You will never be bound by an arachne
>You will never be enveloped by a slimegirl

And so on and so forth, ad infinitum.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:02:44 2015 No.13509903 >>13509871 Lich Biologist. This is the life I want.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:03:14 2015 No.13509905 >>13509877 >>13509882 >>13509900 >>13509901 Is it just me or have Paladin girl really exploded in popularity lately?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:04:26 2015 No.13509911 >>13509905 She was the only option that wasn't shit. If I could I'd take none of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:04:37 2015 No.13509913 >>13509905 It's because they're cute and elegant.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:04:55 2015 No.13509914 File: 312 KB, 800x1200, 1428879060878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13509871 Paladin. Bonus points if she's a Dhampir in disguise. The Shirohebi is also nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:05:10 2015 No.13509916 >>13509905 Well there was not Holst/Slime/Kitsune option.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:05:55 2015 No.13509918 >>13509905 It was the only good pick out of them all. Though what >>13509914 said would be a nice twist.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:06:10 2015 No.13509919 File: 277 KB, 658x1000, ripe for corruption.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13509905 there's nothing sexier than watching something pure become corrupt.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:06:24 2015 No.13509920 >>13509905 This one is kind of loaded in her favor.

Anonymous Mon May 18 16:06:25 2015 No.13509921

>>13509905
It's just you. Liking medieval human girls that know they have to fight twice as hard and love twice as hard to compete with monstergirls has been a fetish since the /a/ days.

On the other hand, the "only good for corruption" posting is new. Used to be that kind of view was more "leave her and get a monstergirl instead."

Anonymous Mon May 18 16:06:51 2015 No.13509923

>>13509902
>You will never be pounced on by a werewolf
>You will never be coiled up by a lamia
>You will never be facesat by an anubis
>You will never be courted by a vampire
>You will never be bound by an arachne
Anon, why are you trying to hurt me like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:07:56 2015 No.13509926 >>13509921 Which one is better? Cucking or corrupting her?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:08:00 2015 No.13509927 >>13509919 >those sleeves and pants Landsknecht Girl when? It's like the best parts of Paladins and Onis rolled into one fabulous waifu.

Anonymous Mon May 18 16:08:52 2015 No.13509930

>>13509893
>This results in a very happy little Kikimora and delicious meals as the little Kiki turns it into her hobby

Sounds like someone deserves day off at the local amusement park.

I like these "evolving situationals", I hope you never stop doing them, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:09:44 2015 No.13509935 >>13509926 I'd say corruption, since you can effectively choose what kind of MG she becomes if you're gud enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:10:25 2015 No.13509937 >>13509926 I think corruption is shit. It's always associated with the worst monsters like Deruella. Bred MG's>Turned MG's

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:12:02 2015 No.13509938 >>13509893 Clearly the only thing she needs is tender, but vigorous buttsex. I find its the best way to cheer someone up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:12:31 2015 No.13509941 >tfw each face on a Dark Slime is the mind of a paladin girl that lost to her

Anonymous Mon May 18 16:13:45 2015 No.13509944

>>13509919
>watching something pure become corrupt
>not watching as everything fair is made foul and everything foul made fair, as the wicked is turned good and the good turned wicked until the distinction seems dark and comic
>not beholding as the sacred is profaned and resanctified only to be desecrated again and again and again

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:14:26 2015 No.13509946 >>13509937 It's way too prevalent to just be confined to Deruella. It's basically women's Game Over in that world, like a man getting married to a monster usually is.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:15:34 2015 No.13509952 >>13509944 Deruella pls go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:15:52 2015 No.13509955 >>13509894 But she'll be happier that way!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:15:53 2015 No.13509956 File: 423 KB, 768x1024, 1324786326784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hiss!"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:16:35 2015 No.13509957 >>13509955 Brainwashing doesn't count.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:16:44 2015 No.13509958 >>13509956 That bitch is getting slapped.

Anonymous Mon May 18 16:17:22 2015 No.13509959

>>13509946
It's her whole schtick. She's the only one of the lilim that actually goes out and fucks up whole towns and cities at a time just for the hell of it.

In other places it's more like a slow natural spread barring something like a dark matter showing up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:18:14 2015 No.13509963 >>13509956 That's one angry Cat Girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:18:53 2015 No.13509967 >>13509956 You see, that's why I tied you up. You ain't going nowhere with that attitude, young lady. Now you're gonna stay there and think about what you've done to my couch.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:19:23 2015 No.13509969 File: 357 KB, 407x559, 1408643143059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13509952 That had nothing to do with her though. But since you brought it up: No!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:19:44 2015 No.13509972 >>13509959 Yeah. I'm aware, although for paladin and adventurer girls they're pretty much putting themselves in situations where it's win or become a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:19:46 2015 No.13509973 >>13509956 Cute!! Hissing is cute!

>>	A Dead /co/mrade Mon May 18 16:21:01 2015 No.13509977 >>13509672 I'll get her a longer skirt

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:21:37 2015 No.13509981 File: 187 KB, 1000x623, 1412313414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13509969 Well, I prefer doing things the hard way.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:22:28 2015 No.13509988 >>13509969 Druella is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:22:45 2015 No.13509990 >>13509672 I'll get her a longer skirt

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:22:49 2015 No.13509992 >>13509969 I am ambivalent on this so I'm just gonna go chill with some goblins and a hobgoblin It'll be a sunny day napping pile.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:24:04 2015 No.13509998 >>13509988 You're stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:24:42 2015 No.13510002 >>13509956 Disgaea's MGs are great

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:25:04 2015 No.13510003 >>13509998 no u

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:25:40 2015 No.13510006 >>13509998 >>13509988 You both stupid. I'm gonna go adventuring with Paladin Holst

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:25:44 2015 No.13510007 File: 190 KB, 500x500, I will delete it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13509981 Adachi's presence in that image makes your post a little ironic.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:25:44 2015 No.13510008 >>13510003 nuh uh

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:26:45 2015 No.13510011 >>13510008 Yuh huh. You're dumb and your waifu is dumber.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:26:50 2015 No.13510012 >>13510006 Paladin Holst is a big fat cow. Smells like a barn too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:27:27 2015 No.13510015 >>13510007 It's almost as if I wanted to imply something...

Anonymous Mon May 18 16:28:54 2015 No.13510023
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>>13509969

>He is the rock upon which the unclean will be broken. He is the tempest, abide not the filth of Chaos. Suffer it not to defile your land. Tolerate it not, whatever guise it may take.

Tanuki Merchant Mon May 18 16:29:10 2015 No.13510027
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Harro dere.

Do you like to buy something? Maybe love potion? Get you honeys all over your dick. Maybe a harpy feathah? This one have great ass. Smell like roses. You buy, yes? Maybe alraune nectar? Still strong scent and powah-ful arpho- uh, aphrodia- hm, arphar- sigh, sexy juices. Make you strong and keep healthy! Oh, maybe old painting of vampire lady? I think she die if look at it. Good thing stolen, yes? Kakakaka!

No? That fine, I have many more. Oh! Here is old unfinish story about tanuki like me. Not very far along, but made fresh. New words and things. Only chapter one, but will continue later. You will buy, yes?

Here, you give it try?

http://pastebin.com/Jry689pJ

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:30:59 2015 No.13510032 >>13510027 I'd rather buy the Vampire Lady's portrait. Maybe I can return it to the owner and get a reward.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:31:05 2015 No.13510033 >>13510023 Too bad the game was mediocre.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:31:25 2015 No.13510034 >>13510027 This already had a second chapter, and a smut sidestory. What are you getting, Mr. RPer?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:31:58 2015 No.13510036 >>13510032 Congrats, she lets you be her new footstool. If you're good and lick her feet she might let you cuddle in her coffin.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:31:59 2015 No.13510037 >>13510012 >Big fat cow It's all those points into constitution, why do you act like its a bad thing?

Anonymous Mon May 18 16:32:11 2015 No.13510040

>>13509923
Because pain breeds pleasure. There can be no joy without sadness, and no contentment in company without first experiencing true loneliness.

The piercing gold eyes of a werewolf, fierce and noble, loving and loyal.
The smooth, muscled tail of a lamia, secuere enough to shield you from all the horrors the world might throw at you.
The perfect bronze skin and warm, furbound limbs of an anubis, everything about her begging for the touch of your hands.
The perfectly elegant and supernaturally seductive silhouette of a vampire as she stands before you, the moon through an open window casting magical, unholy light upon her curves.
And the web of an arachne suspending you before her, wrapping around your limbs and making you feel weightless in her care.

These are the things that become all the more precious when you realise that you can never have them. You must learn what it means to love monstergirls with all your heart, and to hope for that which will never be. And you must learn how to hope and love even more in the face of that fact.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:32:19 2015 No.13510041 >>13510027 What if I am interested in the merchant herself?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:32:37 2015 No.13510044 >>13510011 My waifu is smart and pretty and yours eats farts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:32:42 2015 No.13510045 >>13510034 It's been edited after almost a year of collecting dust. Just having a little fun to show that it's tarting up ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:33:01 2015 No.13510049 >>13510036 >cuddle in her coffin Fucking Worth it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:33:39 2015 No.13510054 >>13510045 Alright

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:34:21 2015 No.13510058 >>13510045 *starting up again Fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:35:24 2015 No.13510065 >>13510044 My waifu is way more pretty and smart and rich. Your waifu eats doo doo! What the fuck are we even doing?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:36:36 2015 No.13510071 >>13510037 But she's one size category bigger than she's supposed to be and over-encumbered while naked.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:37:32 2015 No.13510077 >>13509956 Let's see if she can keep up that attitude when I start scratchraping her ears and chin!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:38:33 2015 No.13510080 >>13509672 Take her to see the movie about that robot that cut off its strings that held it down!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:40:33 2015 No.13510085 I want to be a servant of the Demon Lord and help her personally convert an ancient wurm that is big enough to be confused with a mountain range into a bubbly wurm girl!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:48:25 2015 No.13510093 >>13510071 Yeah but she's got the charisma points going for her, even with the Dex problems She's mostly support while I tank with the tower shield and warhammer. Rest of the party easier covers for her in combat

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:49:08 2015 No.13510096 >>13509475 Okay i have been gone for like 4 months, what are the biggest changes ? Also how starved are we for OC, i can writefag a bit, but your probably talking about drawings.

Anonymous Mon May 18 16:50:18 2015 No.13510100

>>13509676

Man, why do daddy issues keep coming up in this thread? I mean, this is like the 6th or 7th time I've seen reference to hating one's own after pop up here.

I think it might be one specific guy, because I never here people hate on other family members (siblings, aunts/uncles, grandparents, moms) like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:50:58 2015 No.13510101 File: 391 KB, 300x225, 32423432.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13509902 >You will never be groomed by a kejourou >You will never be oxygen-kissed underwater by a mermaid >You will never be courted by a vampire Just kill me already

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:53:03 2015 No.13510110 >>13510101 Not being oxygen kissed is a way to die. Embrace it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:55:17 2015 No.13510120 >>13510100 >after = father >here= hear Fuck, too many typos. I'll stop posting until I get coffee.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:57:15 2015 No.13510135 >>13510071 >Anoooon! My breastplate won't fit! >My belt of Bull's Strength is tight too! >Mmmmmh, how can I smite evil like this? I need to get everything reforged!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:58:58 2015 No.13510145 File: 100 KB, 340x500, Giant_Ant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're traversing the tunnels of the giant ants when this girl slaps your ass. >"Hello Drone, feeling a little lonely?" Wat do?

Anonymous Mon May 18 16:59:36 2015 No.13510148

>>13510096
The year is 2XXX. /mgg/ is dead. After the great Cait Sith war of 20XX, all but a few of the threadgoers survive, the rest having been savaged by feral alps and hungry beargirls.
All the drawfags have either gone pro or draw for other places. All the writefags are dead, buried with their Pastebin accounts and unfinished stories.

What you see now is not /mgg/. It is New Neo-/mgg/. Monstergirls have changed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:00:10 2015 No.13510152 >>13510101 >you will never be mindcontrolled by a gazer >you will never have a threesome with a parasite slime >you will never sleepfuck a doormouse

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:00:33 2015 No.13510153 >>13510135 Slap them arachnid titties.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:00:38 2015 No.13510154 >>13510145 Burn her using the power of the sun and a magnifying glass

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:02:01 2015 No.13510162 >>13510145 "That depends. How many sisters do you have?"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:02:14 2015 No.13510165 >>13510153 Woopsie >>13510145

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:04:00 2015 No.13510175 >>13510085 I want to be a servant of the Demon Lord and convert a town and it's pesky paladins to hedonism!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:04:44 2015 No.13510178 >>13510145 Yes, yes I am. I would like it if you could help me with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:06:14 2015 No.13510186 >>13510165 Thought so. Otherwise we have a chubby arachneholst to deal with. Although it explains the large size

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:06:41 2015 No.13510187 >>13510145 >Giant_Ant.jpg Lies I ask if she keeps any Kesaran Pasaran dust in her pleasure pit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:08:09 2015 No.13510193 >>13510186 >chubby arachneholst >chubby spidercow >chubby ushioni you're adventuring with Whatever equipment fails, make sure that seal never does. E V E R.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:13:53 2015 No.13510209 >>13510193 But Arachneholst would never do anything like that! She's a paladin here to help us! I, for one, am proud to stand by her side! Even if said side requires a bigger breastplate every now and again.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:14:39 2015 No.13510216 >A Kumiho with an ass as plump as her tails are fluffy >Won't eat you, but will bite and draw blood during sex >Acts regal and refined most of the time, but is afraid of thunder and will typically end up inside your shirt when it storms Would you?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:15:42 2015 No.13510219 >>13510216 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:15:47 2015 No.13510220 >>13510216 Of course

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:16:59 2015 No.13510230 >>13510216 >A Kumiho Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:18:20 2015 No.13510235 >>13510193 But it gets all stuffy and itchy in the summer. Poor girl deserves a break.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:19:03 2015 No.13510240 >>13510216 Are you gauging interest in a potential story? If so, I'm interested.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:19:04 2015 No.13510241 >>13510216 Biters are a serious turn-on for me. As long as she doesn't kill me for my liver I'd tap that Kumiho ass every night.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:19:11 2015 No.13510242 >>13510216 No, unless she lets me bite back

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:21:13 2015 No.13510252 >>13510216 Well, it's not like I'm lacking for blood. And I'm into biting. I'd light candles when the power goes out, stroke her head, and smile when she jokes about things between thunderclaps.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:21:16 2015 No.13510253 >>13510100 You know those stupid posters that say, >You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps! Welcome to 4chan. Between /jp/, /k/, /pol/ and /mlp/, it's kind of a refuge for the mentally ill of all stripes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:22:21 2015 No.13510258 >>13510216 Yes! Love bites and big buns to hotdog.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:22:22 2015 No.13510259 >>13510216 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:22:59 2015 No.13510263 >>13510145 Good thing I brought my gun, fuck some ants. I think ands would be the only MG I could never marry. I'm really allergic to those little fucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:23:43 2015 No.13510269 >>13510253 >>13510100 I believe it's a WC3 reference rather than anything to do with the posters family background.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:24:31 2015 No.13510271 >>13510235 >Poor girl deserves a break. Just like your pelvis, amirite? >>13510209 >Even if said side requires a bigger breastplate every now and again. Wait, she's still growing? Dear lord.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:24:53 2015 No.13510275 >>13510216 I really don't know. Kumihos a best, but I'm a bit of a bitch when it comes to pain or discomfort.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:25:17 2015 No.13510277 http://pastebin.com/Lrp3CbwK Hatesex? Hatesex.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:26:20 2015 No.13510278 >>13510271 >Just like your pelvis, amirite? It's fine, she can use her Lay on Big Meaty Claws to heal it afterwards.

Anonymous Mon May 18 17:26:33 2015 No.13510280

>>13510263
You won't be if you marry her. Incubization gives you traits to adapt to your waifu's wants and needs.

Since they get stuff like heat resistance for fire types, or water breathing for aquatic ones, I would only assume you'd get some sort of allergy-inocculation if you went with an ant waifu.

Shitty incubus adaptation to be sure, but allergies won't be an issue.

>>13510269
Nah man, I've seen various father-bashing snippets pop up at random and unprompted in these threads before. EDGELORD-tier stuff like this, or wanting to run over him with a car, you know, the sort of stuff no sane person would say in public if they hated their daddy. Big daddy issue guy somewhere in here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:29:12 2015 No.13510293 >>13510280 >father-bashing snippets I suppose the lack of a proper father figure would explain some of the faggotry in here.

Anonymous Mon May 18 17:29:45 2015 No.13510299

>>13510280
>Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos
>Lord Uther: The urn holds your father's *ashes*, Arthas! What, were you hoping to piss on them one last time before you left his kingdom to rot?
I don't care about any other stuff but you're literally bitching over nothing right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:30:06 2015 No.13510300 >>13510280 I guess that's true. Still, a single ass-slap doesn't equal instant waifuing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:31:12 2015 No.13510309 >>13510299 Someone's mad. I think we found DaddyDoesn'tLoveMe-Kun

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:32:16 2015 No.13510314 >>13510277 >Ogre breaking blessed weapons Monster propaganda I tell you. As obvious and cliche as the story is, continue.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:32:25 2015 No.13510315 >>13510277 Will you continue this, Bollocks?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:32:53 2015 No.13510317 >>13509871 Paladin.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:33:27 2015 No.13510323 >>13509893 >And thus the cute little Kiki learns how it is to be loved on the spot and 8 more times throughout the day. She grows up into quite the peverted maid, always tempting her Master. Good. Good.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:33:44 2015 No.13510327 >>13510314 http://i.imgur.com/F6765Gz.jpg I'll shank you one m80

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:34:46 2015 No.13510330 File: 31 KB, 143x325, 1403113530464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510216 >A Kumiho >will bite and draw blood during sex Yes please; loving biting and scratches are my fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:36:34 2015 No.13510333 >>13510309 >this guy must hate his father >he was making a vidya reference, here's the quote >u mad Man, what?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:36:42 2015 No.13510334 >>13509956 Dear journal: one more.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:37:35 2015 No.13510336 >>13510315 Can't now that you all have called it cliche and torn asunder my paper thin tallow skin. Fuck you I like my cliches

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:38:14 2015 No.13510339 >>13510096 Even Alp has gone now, we're on the bare bones for writefags, unless they're all planning on showing up again at the same time like that thread a month or so ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:38:19 2015 No.13510340 >>13509956 I'm telling you, this is for your own good. What if next time is my Hellhound waifu who finds you inside my house, uh?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:40:06 2015 No.13510353 >>13510339 They might, all wearing helmets and skin tight suits in various primary colors while making cool poses with multicolored smoke popping in the background. Glorious.

Anonymous Mon May 18 17:41:17 2015 No.13510359

>>13510333
You were calling a passive observation "bitching". He literally said, "[someone] makes daddy issue remarks". No one said they hated it, that he should stop, that he needs to keep it outside /mgg/, that it doesn't belong here, etc.

You interpreted a passive observation as "bitching", which is large misconstruing of his tone and the discussion chain.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:41:22 2015 No.13510360 File: 857 KB, 691x950, 1431922081003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you gonna get lovingly pinned down and rough cuddled by the serial hugger

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:42:13 2015 No.13510362 >>13510216 >Kumiho Fuck no.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:42:35 2015 No.13510365 >>13510360 Wasn't she captured and cured of her urges a few threads ago, though?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:42:45 2015 No.13510366 >>13510360 Not if I hug her first!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:42:48 2015 No.13510367 >>13510339 Meh, average has written new SoM p'orc stuff, that's all i need for the next week or so

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:42:58 2015 No.13510369 >>13510360 My waifu will protect and cuddle with me instead, duh.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:43:35 2015 No.13510374 I want to help a harpy preen, and make her super pretty!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:43:49 2015 No.13510375 >>13510360 Sounds alright to me. >>13510365 She was, but there will always be a new serial hugger.

Anonymous Mon May 18 17:44:02 2015 No.13510376

>>13510362
The only people that are head over heels for Kumiho are (almost) always those League of Legends players since it includes a playable hot kumiho female character. So "hot mature woman" is the first thing that comes to mind when they hear the word Kumiho.

/mgg/ natives, on the other hand, think "kitsune who will eat human livers" when they hear the word, so are repulsed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:44:08 2015 No.13510377 >>13510360 Sure, if she's cool with getting split.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:44:14 2015 No.13510378 >>13510360 Worth it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:45:52 2015 No.13510388 >>13510360 >erect nipples >dat stomach Damn that's nice, where did you find it?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:47:01 2015 No.13510390 I want to feed a haughty skinny elf so she fattens up in all the right places.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:48:41 2015 No.13510397 >>13510390 Would you feed her meat even though she's a vegan?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:49:01 2015 No.13510399 >>13510390 So her tits and ass?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:49:47 2015 No.13510404 >>13510399 And hips and thighs, to the proper extent.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:49:55 2015 No.13510405 >>13510399 Not him, but thighs and belly are good too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:50:12 2015 No.13510406 >>13510397 Deadpool pls.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:50:40 2015 No.13510408 >>13510397 No, nothing but delicious sweets and cake and Holst milk to wash it all down. >>13510399 What he said>>13510404

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:51:38 2015 No.13510413 File: 156 KB, 683x1000, 4b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510404 >>13510405 Like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:52:03 2015 No.13510414 /jp/ seen this yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikzH2JraY7U

Anonymous Mon May 18 17:52:48 2015 No.13510421

>>13510178
>"Poor little Drone, all on his lonesome. Those....er my sisters can be so cold and neglectful."
>She spreads her arms, inviting you into her soft bosom
>"Come here. Give me a hug."
>Her tone was soft but oddly enough it felt more like a demand
>You move closer and hug her slowly
>Then with much more enthusiasm, she presses herself against you and holds you tightly
>"I'm glad you're here, I was getting a little lonely too."
>She stares up at you with desire
>An unsettling amount of it
>She lets out a pant of pure longing, her cheeks becoming flush
>You knew what this would lead to but it was getting too strange
>A sudden ticklish sensation assaulted your senses as a warm silky substance started to encircle your legs
>You try to pull away in a panic, but she holds you with an unusual amount strength for her size
>"None of that now."
>She hums and nuzzles your neck
>Her warm breath caresses your ears
>"Just relax. This is what you wanted...what we wanted. Just breathe in..."
>You find yourself compelled to do so
>The air in here was surprisingly sweet
>"And breathe out...."
>As you do so, your body heats up sharply and your nether region stirs
>She sighs and mimics your actions
>The silk had completely bound your legs
>"Yesssss, once more! Breathe in...."
>This time, you found yourself sucking in more of that heavy air
>"Mmmmm, breathe oooout."
>As you do so you let out a moan, the pheromones in the air were maddening
>You wanted to cum so badly!
>She feels your hardness pressing against her skin and giggles
>"It's unbearable isn't it, little drone? Just imagine how I've felt up until you came along..."
>She licks your neck, breathing on it hotly
>Her voice was husky with desire
>"I'll spoil you forever, make you writhe on a bed of silk."
>You let out an involuntary moan, your body growing groggy with overwhelming desire
>she victoriously fondles your shaft and throws you over her shoulder
>"You'll never be alone again, my sweet little drone."

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:53:15 2015 No.13510422 >>13510414 I have seen it in the old thread on /jp/ and on /a/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:53:42 2015 No.13510424 >>13510413 Like that, but more elfy and less succuslutty.

Anonymous Mon May 18 17:53:54 2015 No.13510426

>>13510359
Seeing how his post appeared to cast the hypothesized poster in a negative light as someone with unreasonable amounts of hate for their father, dismissed evidence that it's not the case in the initially quoted post and resorted to accusations of me being this person, if there is one. Yes I did attribute a belligerent tone to the posts.

You are right though, intent and tone don't translate well into written form, so I probably misinterpreted it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:54:38 2015 No.13510429 >>13510413 Oh bby yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:55:03 2015 No.13510435 >>13510414 I'm conflicted about this, atleast I'll see some monster girls animated...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:55:21 2015 No.13510437 File: 884 KB, 900x636, dacfd07cfe2aa2073f63221b0a52c39d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, when is humanity going all 'God of War' on the gods and lay waste to Heaven?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:55:47 2015 No.13510439 >>13510421 Hello, boner? It's me, Anonymous. One has to wonder how I made it that far into the nest without breathing, but whatever.

Anonymous Mon May 18 17:56:27 2015 No.13510442
File: 10 KB, 368x203, Bourbon Laugh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Okay, with an actual anime, will these generals be taken off life support, or will you fuckers actually have shit to talk about instead of circlejerking and roleplaying like bronies?

Though, I gotta say they nailed Cerea's voice down pat. Shit is perfect.
Papi sounds like the Demon's/Dark Souls crow.
HAPPY HAPPY CRAW CRAW
BRING SPARKLY ME BRING TWINKLY ME RAWW

Suu is objectively best and I dunno how I feel about her VA. I guess I never imagined a VA for her, so it's alright. Also all the girls look cuter than in the manga.
8/10 trailer, hoping these threads will die and be taken over by MM threads that actually talk about things.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:56:38 2015 No.13510443 >>13510421 Ants don't make silk like spiders do, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:57:41 2015 No.13510446 >>13510439 Deep conscious breathes are different from just breathing, it speeds up the inevitable. At leas that's how it works in that scenario.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:58:29 2015 No.13510450 >>13510443 That's not an ant. >>13510446 Good enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:58:36 2015 No.13510451 >>13510414 Seems pretty good. Not sure what everyone is so worried about.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:58:41 2015 No.13510452 File: 234 KB, 1333x902, Ant_Arachne.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510443 They don't. You just cucked all the potential real ant waifus.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:59:06 2015 No.13510453 File: 928 KB, 1000x1719, 74771e90e0b475ccd13688e157dd21e7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510424

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:59:14 2015 No.13510454 >>13510369 But your waifu is the serial hugger yeti You just don't know it yet

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:59:37 2015 No.13510456 >>13510452 >cuck Shittiest meme ever, go fuck yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:00:01 2015 No.13510458 >>13510421 Hmmmmm yes. Loving spider sex is great.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:00:54 2015 No.13510461 >>13510453 >Did everything I asked for >AND made her brown Yes, perfect. Would cuddle inna woods.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:01:01 2015 No.13510462 >>13510453 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:01:11 2015 No.13510463 >>13510456 >Shittiest meme ever I don't know, there are a bunch of strong contenders.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:01:23 2015 No.13510465 >>13510458 http://i.imgur.com/ctq3sN3.png Loving spider sex a loving spider best

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:01:38 2015 No.13510466 >>13510452 The Ant Arachne must be the ugly duckling of the Arachne family. I mean, she looks like a crappy any girl, and not one of those big mean predatory and/or ara-ara type curvy onee-sans. Really got the short end of the evolutionary straw.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:02:28 2015 No.13510470 File: 357 KB, 599x404, aacx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510421 Lovely, to think this is the first bit of smut Ant Arachnes have received.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:02:39 2015 No.13510472 >>13510463 It's equal to doge and "le"

Anonymous Mon May 18 18:02:44 2015 No.13510473 [DELETED]

File: 1.38 MB, 1365x771, Someone for the love of god get the flamethrower.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13510414
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikzH2JraY7U

Fear. Apprehension. Distrust. Terror. Distress Horror. Stupefaction. Nightmares. Dismay. Fright. Alarm. Panic. Perturbation. Consternation. Dislike. Goosebumps. Loathing. Hatred. Detestation. Repugnance. Abhorrence.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:02:54 2015 No.13510474 >>13510465 Woah, let's not go that far.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:03:42 2015 No.13510479 >>13510421 That was actually pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:04:00 2015 No.13510480 >>13510474 No, she's my waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:04:07 2015 No.13510481 >>13510474 That's one of Bourbon's commissions. He's been known to literally take it personally and go ballistic if you insult one of his waifus. Yes, that is one of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:04:37 2015 No.13510482 >>13510414 >>13510473 Now that I think about it, their faces have a XEBEC feel to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:04:43 2015 No.13510483 >>13510466 >short end They just laze around in an ant hill, eat their food and snatch a male they fancy. They might not look intimidating, but they sure didn't pick the shortest straw in life.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:05:05 2015 No.13510484 >>13510480 Then your waifu is shit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:05:09 2015 No.13510485 >>13510442 >Okay, with an actual anime, will these generals be taken off life support, or will you fuckers actually have shit to talk about instead of circlejerking and roleplaying like bronies? This is MGE general, so no.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:05:24 2015 No.13510486 >>13510482 Mero's face gives me a fatapulse vibe and it's freaking me out

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:05:26 2015 No.13510487 >>13510473 I hate this picture, it's so awful. They drew a 3/4 shot of a woman, lopped off her legs at the knees and then drew a spider behind her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:05:33 2015 No.13510488 >>13510481 Hey, I only have one. And I more go ballistic when people say stupid things Like if shit's founded I just get annoyed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:05:39 2015 No.13510489 >>13510473 >dat vid And suddenly I'm reminded of how I got suckered into this series. I miss the deredere Mia.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:06:38 2015 No.13510492 >>13510442 Hey Bourbon! Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:06:48 2015 No.13510493 >>13510485 Don't respond.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:06:48 2015 No.13510494 File: 147 KB, 435x367, 1357590055084.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510442 Do you hope they display the girls nipples so you can self-insert as them?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:06:54 2015 No.13510496 File: 821 KB, 1600x1638, 1 pic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510484 Fuck you asshole

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:07:21 2015 No.13510498 >>13510482 I see noses, therefore I've gotta call bullshit. Those lips are dead on, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:07:43 2015 No.13510501 >>13510442 I hope everyone who wants to discuss the anime does so on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:07:50 2015 No.13510503 >>13510496 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:08:02 2015 No.13510506 >>13510496 Still shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:08:02 2015 No.13510507 File: 361 KB, 1600x900, Saddestvid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510485 RIP Fuck

Anonymous Mon May 18 18:08:30 2015 No.13510510

>>13510492
He can't. They kicked him out of the IRC channel. Then he tried to start his own-- the fact you probably never heard about it speaks for how it turned out.

It was over some autistic shit too. I think someone made a passing comment how a waifu that is like 95% animal is probably beastiality or furry, and he snapped.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:08:47 2015 No.13510512 >>13510496 Ugh. She's ugly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:09:27 2015 No.13510516 File: 174 KB, 375x328, , a hj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510506 >>13510503 Please do not try to confirm your shit taste so easily

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:10:57 2015 No.13510523 >>13510388 Some guy named Udon Thief, I can't find any pixiv or other accounts but he does post a lot of his art to the MGE wikia

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:11:06 2015 No.13510524 >>13510516 >shit taste >posts that sadistic bitch EHL OH EHL

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:11:15 2015 No.13510525 >>13510516 Furries and beastiality are not welcome here. Take that shit somewhere else ya assblasting fagmaster.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:12:04 2015 No.13510528 >>13510510 Wow, what a sad sack of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:12:07 2015 No.13510529 >>13510510 Now he occasionally visits these threads to avatarfag and post pictures of the monsterboy traps he commissioned using his mommies money.

Anonymous Mon May 18 18:13:00 2015 No.13510534

>>13510510
Nah I never started my own. Also I got banned from ELH's shit once because I said I hate Liberal bullshit, got banned from Grandad's because everyone was being autistic and I joined in but that's too far, then got banned from ELH's again because I talked to Mari and ELH said he is diagnosed with autism (followed it up with some shit like "and I can tell you're acting autistic". The first part is the kicker) so that earned me a perma ban

I more get annoyed at the furry shit with her as that's futafag logic, where if %99 of a person is feminine but it has MALE GENITALS it's female because of the %, when butthatswrongyoufuckingretard.jpg
Same with Justine, where a snout/fur all over their body is what defines furry. If it doesn't have a snout it or fur it can't really be furry, so I get mad when people act like idiots.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:13:34 2015 No.13510537 >>13510529 >>13510529 Wow, is bourbon our Antony Burch?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:13:36 2015 No.13510538 >>13510473 >Suu and Rachnee have the weird protruding nipples too Oh goddammit. At the very least, their voices are good. What the hell is up with that opening song though? It's just...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:14:01 2015 No.13510539 File: 568 KB, 1489x1479, 2 spideygirl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510525 Oh good thing furries aren't welcome. I can keep posting my spider girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:14:52 2015 No.13510542 >>13510539 It doesn't even have tit, that's hardly a female you gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:15:02 2015 No.13510543 >>13510534 Cry more though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:15:43 2015 No.13510545 >>13510537 >>13510528 Nah he kinda butchered it. It's like saying "America won WWII". Shit gets the basics but is still pretty much wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:16:24 2015 No.13510546 >>13510534 Does baby need a diaper change?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:17:05 2015 No.13510549 >>13510539 >>13510496 >literally a head on a spider body >not even a spider with a girl hat Setouchi/Delphinus/bestialityfag pls go.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:17:52 2015 No.13510552 >>13510534 Maybe you should go hug it out with /ss/ big fucking baby.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:18:00 2015 No.13510553 >>13510549 And stay go.

Anonymous Mon May 18 18:18:13 2015 No.13510555

>>13510542
>No tits makes something gay
Hahaha, so you're not into DFC? You need to get off /jp/
And /a/
And 4chan if you like cow tits

>>13510543
Nah I'm happy. If ELH LITERALLY confessed his autism to me to try and "insult" me, I don't want to be in an IRC run by an autist with anger issues. Also everyone in there acts like teenage girls gossiping. It's like highschool all over again.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:19:11 2015 No.13510557 >>13510486 >Mero >Fatalpulse PROCEED.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:20:19 2015 No.13510560 >>13510555 DFC a best, but your shit 'waifu' doesn't even have nipples! You can't have any sort of boobs without fucking nipples you minger.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:20:24 2015 No.13510561 All right guys, you've given him enough attention for one day, it's time to stop.

Anonymous Mon May 18 18:20:27 2015 No.13510563

>>13510549
>bestiality with a sapient life form
>furry without a snout or fur
Nice logic there fucktard. Keep making an idiot of yourself with that logic
>>13510546
>>13510552
Haha I dunno where you guys are even getting the idea I'm sad or mad from. I'm more just explaining history to help correct a guy.
This boogeyman mentality is fuckin' funny though. Keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:20:36 2015 No.13510564 >>13510555 No but cry more though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:21:40 2015 No.13510567 >>13510557 Seriously, look at Mero and Suu's. They have a Fatalpulse vibe to them >>>/a/125534140

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:21:44 2015 No.13510568 >>13510560 Okay there ya go. Now you're starting to make sense Still tits are an iffy to me. I can honestly do without them. If a girl has a pretty face and isn't obese, then why the fuck not?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:22:21 2015 No.13510570 >>13510568 >Still tits are an iffy to me. I can honestly do without them. HAH! Gayyyyyy!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:22:27 2015 No.13510571 >>13510486 >EMG victim girls I need this for reasons.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:22:48 2015 No.13510574 File: 107 KB, 735x963, 1428309680285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510555 >4chan is all shit taste flatchasers Anon kun you're such a fucking faggot holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:22:53 2015 No.13510575 >>13510555 >It's like highschool all over again. I'm surprised that you even made it through highschool.

Anonymous Mon May 18 18:23:53 2015 No.13510577

>>13510564
Is it tears of joy? I dunno what I'm supposed to be sad at
Maybe at worst I'm sad back in 2013 these threads on /a/ were a little bit not autistic and slightly friendly. But that'd mean I'm sad about /v/ not being nearly as good as 2009
Which, while true, it's kinda random to bring up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:25:13 2015 No.13510579 I want a Wolfu puppy daughteru who gets very excited and wants to play all the time!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:25:26 2015 No.13510582 >>13510570 If tits are a make it or break it deal with your waifu, she's not your waifu deal with it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:26:33 2015 No.13510588 >>13510555 Well at least now we know which faggot is going around accusing everyone in the IRC of having a monstergirl sona. What a buttmad sperg.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:26:34 2015 No.13510589 >>13510563 >the sapience excuse Still completely animal body, and that guide pretty much says it's okay to fuck furries as long as they consent. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:27:03 2015 No.13510591 File: 10 KB, 474x162, 436346347.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510486 >>13510557 >>13510567 >Fatalpulse

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:27:10 2015 No.13510592 >>13510582 What I'm trying to say is get your faggy furry/beastilaity shit out of our threads mate.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:28:06 2015 No.13510599 >>13510571 You and me both.

Anonymous Mon May 18 18:28:31 2015 No.13510602

>>13510588
Can you read? I'm perma banned from IRC because I talked to ELH's white knight material and he called himself an autist to me
>>13510589
Nah, not an animal body. Human face. And let's face it, the face is the most human part of human anatomy.
Also it's not furry if it doesn't have a snout. Geez, have you been paying attention?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:29:02 2015 No.13510605 >>13510567 It's all in the cheeks. Those stupid sexy cheeks.

Anonymous Mon May 18 18:30:38 2015 No.13510612

>>13510592
And what your saying makes no sense given the fact that it is basically factually neither furry nor bestiality. I'd settle for "too much monster" or "setouchi tier shit", but don't say things that are just wrong, as it makes you look really stupid. And I feel obliged to help. Which involves me staying.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:31:24 2015 No.13510617 >>13510567 Why do Suu's cheeks redden if she doesn't have any blood in her?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:31:50 2015 No.13510621 >>13510591 You prefer Shindo L and Da Hootch? They're allright, but they get too killy for my tastes sometimes. li

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:31:56 2015 No.13510622 >>13510617 MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:32:35 2015 No.13510623 >>13510496 >>13510539 Holy shit, that's fucking gross. Can we not?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:32:57 2015 No.13510624 >>13510612 If that's the way you rationalize it, that's fine. It's not reality and it doesn't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:33:45 2015 No.13510625 >>13510602 Still well over the 30% threshold. You're fucking an animal. Now go back to where you came from an stay gone.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:34:05 2015 No.13510628 >>13510442 >all the girls look cuter than in the manga The level to which your taste is utter, undiluted, rancid shit is frightening, but not surprising.

Anonymous Mon May 18 18:34:17 2015 No.13510629

>There's this dragon you've known well for many years
>You met her when you were kids
>And now you're both highschool students, nearing graduation
>There was one thing other dragons teased your friend over though
>Namely she didn't have anything in her hoard of treasure.
>A teenage dragon's hoard, although small compared to an adults, would at least have something going
>She told them and you that she had an important reason for this but she was secretive about it.
>And then you both graduated and she invited you over to her house, promising to tell you.
>When you found her in her room she was sitting on her bed
>She used her tail to pull you close to her and then she whispered that she wanted to start her hoard with the most important piece first while staring into your eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:35:15 2015 No.13510636 >>13510629 Muh dick...

Anonymous Mon May 18 18:35:42 2015 No.13510637

>>13510624
Nah, it is reality. Your rationalization has pretty much been proven to not make sense, as, well, it has no logic to it. No snout/fur = not furry and sapient = not bestiality. Even if you judged bestiality on appearances (which is wrong, you fucking retard) then she still has an entirely human face, which is the most human part of the human body.
So basically, it's right. Like there's opinions and shit, I know, but this is just fact, as all the arguments against her are the same logic as defending futa or Centaurs being bestiality too, which is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:36:21 2015 No.13510639 >>13510617 Vacuoles filled with preserved blood she extracts through the poles when she rapes the other girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:37:19 2015 No.13510644 >>13510637 You keep bringing this argument in a circle. Just go already.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:37:23 2015 No.13510646 >>13510639 vacuoles dont really work without a solid cell wall to keep up the turgor

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:38:04 2015 No.13510648 >>13510315 >Bollocks writing Ogre dropped harder than a matango baby

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:39:04 2015 No.13510654 >>13510628 Miia, Papi and Mero look better Cerea looks decent so thus looks better. Suu is about the same. Rachnee looks like shit. >>13510617 Blending in, yo. How does she maintain a human form/walk if she is a wad of slime? It's all camo

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:39:08 2015 No.13510655 >>13510629 I look like a thing to be owned to you? You want me, you ask me proper, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:39:18 2015 No.13510656 >>13510644 Let's not engage Bourby-boy any further.

Anonymous Mon May 18 18:40:41 2015 No.13510665

>>13510644
Yeah, and if this was opinion I'd totally drop it, as trying to force someone to believe your opinions is tumblr tier shit
But this is like someone saying "Turkeys can't fly", which is a common mistake, but factually wrong. You gotta make them not dumb if you care.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:42:00 2015 No.13510671 >>13510654 >Rachnee looks like shit. I hope she looks better in the actual animation, but I doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:43:02 2015 No.13510675 >>13510271 Arachneholst is a growing girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:43:14 2015 No.13510676 >>13510629 A loving kiss is the proper response. Because damn she sounds cute. Childhood Friends a best.

Anonymous Mon May 18 18:44:20 2015 No.13510682

>>13510671
Yeah I can't see it either. I do really like the main three girls, though, even if in the manga they've gotten stale.
Or at least, everyone but Suu and girls who aren't in the harem have gotten stale for me.
But overall I think Papi and Miia definitely look cuter.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:46:48 2015 No.13510688 >>13510567 They do, they look rally doll like, but I don't hate it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:02:18 2015 No.13510755 >>13509475 >You will never rub the chubby belly of your jinko daughteru after your jinko wife feeds her a whole animal she caught

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:04:12 2015 No.13510762 >>13510755 Do you intend to write a story about it, Average?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:10:24 2015 No.13510792 >>13510762 >Average Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:11:04 2015 No.13510798 >>13510688 Hey, I never meant it in a bad way

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:11:16 2015 No.13510800 >>13510792 Nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:11:26 2015 No.13510803 >>13510591 >>13510621 Those 3 are all terrible like no doubts, they have some of the worst hentai content I've seen. Which is a shame because the art is good.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:13:32 2015 No.13510821 >>13510803 >worst hentai content >the art is good So you don't like the scenarios?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:13:38 2015 No.13510823 File: 424 KB, 788x1200, Expand_KingKongDong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey papi! if you prefer snakesluts, cows, and horsecunts over primates you're a furfag." How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:14:25 2015 No.13510828 >>13510823 >"Hey papi! Fucking spics

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:14:31 2015 No.13510830 >>13510823 Smack her ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:15:18 2015 No.13510834 >>13510823 "Honey, those snakes and anubi have less fur than you. Now stop masturbating on the table and go do your homework."

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:18:18 2015 No.13510853 I want to dress a blue oni up in a business outfit and tell her to finish those TPS reports before Wednesday!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:19:24 2015 No.13510862 >>13510828 >He'll never know the feel of being called Big Papi Me siento mal por ti.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:19:50 2015 No.13510863 >>13510823 Hug her from the front and grope that soft fat ass of hers.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:20:25 2015 No.13510869 >>13510800 I'm always up for rubbing jinko bellies but no, no story about jinko daughteru She is not an option

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:21:12 2015 No.13510872 >>13510823 Who the fuck are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:21:37 2015 No.13510878 >>13510823 I'll lower my head and go "Okay..." and then fuck a human

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:23:05 2015 No.13510888 >>13510823 Fuck her right in the pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:24:13 2015 No.13510896 >>13510862 No me gusta la versión corrupta de mi idioma, lo siento.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:24:55 2015 No.13510899 >>13510823 MOO MOO MOTHERFUCKER.

Anonymous Mon May 18 19:25:45 2015 No.13510904

>>13510862
>Only being called Big Papi
>Not going by many diffrn't names
>Not being all about games
>Not thinking the Xbox Circle and the Wii ain't ballin' cuz they ain't go no games
>Not thinking the PS-Triple make the best games
>Not stressing ABAP
>Not disliking the fact that there are no bruthas in Supa Smash Bruthas
>Not residing in H-Town
>Not being the most ballin' brutha on that YouTube
>Not being so rich, that $600 ain't shit

Chad Warden would pay you $600 to shut the hell up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:25:57 2015 No.13510905 >>13510896 >Corrupta De que hablas?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:27:12 2015 No.13510910 >>13510904 No entiendo ninguna de tus putas referencias.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:27:33 2015 No.13510912 >>13510823 Turn 360 degrees and fuck a Nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:28:40 2015 No.13510921 >>13510910 Then stop being a filthy uninformed spic, or go watch some Chavo Del Ocho, maldito pendejo.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:30:16 2015 No.13510928 File: 2.58 MB, 320x180, This World Is Peaceful, Its Inhabitants Kind.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't fucking continue the stories, Jon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:32:05 2015 No.13510939 >>13510921 Think I'll stay right here eating your burgers and fucking your women, making a million little cholos a day. Se siente bien tener la nacionalidad.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:36:52 2015 No.13510965 >>13510939 Donde vives? Estados Unidos? No es mi problema de todos modos. I don't even live there anyways, so have fun getting obese and dealing with SJWs, Juan Nachoburrito.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:38:57 2015 No.13510972 File: 517 KB, 914x934, b86a2df4358ac0dd3bab7905915ea8e1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you guys love vampires? I love vampires

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:39:59 2015 No.13510979 File: 1.04 MB, 1280x950, 1421091651800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to cool off with a Lilim. Which monster would you cool off with on a hot day?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:40:04 2015 No.13510981 >>13509944 >not watching as the lions sing and the hills take flight

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:40:08 2015 No.13510983 >>13510965 Insinuando quealguien mas que los blancos sufren esa mierda de las SJW, ustedes han perdido sus bolas y el control de sus mujeres.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:40:09 2015 No.13510984 >>13510939 si senor mucho gracais deneda moi bien por que es loco stupido rapidos philipe pinge es grande gordo et to brute es ariba ariba undale arigatou gozaimasu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exyMAumtgt8#t=31

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:40:14 2015 No.13510985 >>13510910 i love it how spanish speakers always try to start shit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:40:19 2015 No.13510988 File: 787 KB, 900x900, 1431541820530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510972 they are top tier so yes i love them

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:40:38 2015 No.13510992 >>13510972 they're alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:41:18 2015 No.13510997 >>13510979 Slime, she does in the fridge them comes out with ice-cream to cool me off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:41:24 2015 No.13510999 >>13510988 Anon that's a spider

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:41:42 2015 No.13511002 >>13510988 Isn't that a spider?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:42:17 2015 No.13511005 >>13510981 Man, I'll never finish those books.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:42:25 2015 No.13511006 >>13510972 They can be alright, if done well. They are the lowest tier undead for me though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:42:57 2015 No.13511008 >>13510821 yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:44:59 2015 No.13511015 >>13510985 Maybe read higher up the reply chain next time, pendejo. >>13510828

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:45:16 2015 No.13511017 >>13510983 >Implicando que SWJs tiene algun poder sobre lo povo de mi pais Superior kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:45:58 2015 No.13511020 >>13510979 Desert Oasis with an Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:46:16 2015 No.13511023 >>13511017 >Superior kek. mfw

Anonymous Mon May 18 19:46:48 2015 No.13511031
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>>13510985
You know what people says, we are hot-blooded

>>13511006
>They are the lowest tier undead
No! They are the highest! Vampires are love and life!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:49:41 2015 No.13511045 >>13511031 But they can't love and are dead. You make no sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:49:56 2015 No.13511046 >>13511005 I finished the series, but the story peters out after book four. I think the first two are in a league of their own.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:51:30 2015 No.13511056 >>13511031 That's why I said for me. And they aren't inherently low tier, just among the undead ranks. Even a low tier undead is still alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:54:53 2015 No.13511072 >>13511056 I find Vampires to barely even count as undead most of the time, personally.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:55:24 2015 No.13511075 >>13510027 oooooooo I'll have the wobbly green bit So you're rewriting this or revamping it? Is it getting some sort of continuation?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:55:39 2015 No.13511076 >>13511045 >But they can't love You take that back

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:55:53 2015 No.13511078 >You will never watcha jurougumo force an ushi-oni into a dress and teach her to be ladylike and loving.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:57:23 2015 No.13511084 >>13511078 >You will never see her failing

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:57:26 2015 No.13511085 >>13511078 Ushi-oni already have the loving part down. so I don't see what there is to gain by moe-ifying them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:57:45 2015 No.13511088 >>13511078 >jurougumo force an ushi-oni >jurougumo >force >Ushi-Oni What.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:57:48 2015 No.13511090 >>13511078 >jurougumo >ladylike and loving Kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:57:50 2015 No.13511091 >>13511078 I... Huh.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:58:04 2015 No.13511094 >>13509871 Paladin Fucking a woman in plate-mail is my fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:58:22 2015 No.13511096 >>13511076 Nope. Their hearts are cold, dead and devoid of the warmth of love. They may own men, but they don't love them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:59:00 2015 No.13511098 >>13511088 Well, he said we'd never see it. He's right, but not for the reason intended.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:59:56 2015 No.13511101 >>13511078 Why would you want a prostitute try to teach someone else to be ladylike and loving

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:00:33 2015 No.13511107 >>13511085 >turbo rape machine >love

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:01:16 2015 No.13511110 >>13509871 Paladin The higher they are the harder they fall

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:01:17 2015 No.13511111 >>13511098 Even a Ryu would have a bit of trouble forcing an Ushi to do anything. Wurms are physically strong enough, but will probably end up hugging her instead of putting the dress on.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:01:33 2015 No.13511113 >>13511101 You're thinking of kejorou. >>13511090 You just have to rape her shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:01:45 2015 No.13511115 >>13511101 >prostitute What

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:02:12 2015 No.13511117 >>13511113 >>13511115 My mistake

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:02:17 2015 No.13511119 >>13511107 Yadda yadda threadcanon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:02:19 2015 No.13511120 >>13511101 They aren't prostitutes, they're just straightforward in their advances like prostitutes. And really, in terms of acting like something that they're not jorougumo are actually a pretty good choice in teacher.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:03:08 2015 No.13511123 >>13511110 >paladin falling It's like I'm back on /tg/

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:04:28 2015 No.13511127

>>13511107
You know, the profile page says they only go rapaging when they want a husband. Once an Ushi grabs hold of one, she disappears. Who are we to say she's violently raping him? Who knows, what if she's actually tenderly loving him in her cave without breaking a single one of his bones and doesn't want anybody to see?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:04:30 2015 No.13511128 >>13511096 Oh I get it, you must be a Dhampir. No sane man would say that about such refined beauties.

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:06:00 2015 No.13511130

>>13511111
>wurm tries to teach an ushi-oni to be ladylike
>Spend the entire day together playing videogames before remembering what she originally meant to do

alternatively

>Wurm tries to teach ushi-oni to be loving and ladylike
>Ushi-oni uses her slightly higher intelligence to manipulate the wurm into learning from her instead
>The wurm becomes an even more aggressive rape-machine who thinks that tackling and coiling around her loved one is ladylike.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:06:33 2015 No.13511133 >>13510216 >draw blood No, blood kills my boner I hate that every girl in a vanilla hentai bleeds like a stuck pig in her first scene. Ruins it for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:07:07 2015 No.13511135 >>13511130 Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:07:28 2015 No.13511140 File: 132 KB, 484x536, 1429310290270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511130 >ushi-oni and wurm the bestest of friends

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:07:40 2015 No.13511141

>>13509501
Anon I'm not sure you realize the full bro potential Alps have. Think about it! You have so many possible scenarios to choose from! Especially if you set it in a Monster Girl City and focus on stage 3, once they've turned into a busty succubus. Show the difficulties of adjusting to her new life as a semen demon

>Roommate turned into an Alp
>You're the type of asshole that jokes about
>"I didn't know all those jokes about you sucking cock were true-"
>"Shut up!"
>"I mean you could've fooled me with our many different monster girls you kept bringing back."
>"This is not the time for any of your stupid 'jokes!' My dick is gone!"
>"Yeah and you got a rocking set of tits, so I think it balances out."

Smash Bros night with the guys
>"So uh, Jessie, right?"
>"Yeah that's my new name, what do you want Mark?"
>"Well the guys are gonna be here soon, and I was wondering if you... ah, you know..."
>"Spit it out or quick distracting me! I'm practising with Mario."
>"Uh... Would you, maybe, I don't know... suck my cock before they get here?"
>She pauses the game and drops the controller."I'm not your personal fucktoy!"
>"Oh come on! I got the shittiest luck in the entire city! I can't even get a monster to come over, neither can some of the guys, so I kinda promised them that-"
>"That you'd turn game night into orgy night?!"
>"Well yeah. What do you think?"
>She stands up and pulls her shorts off. "I think I got a much better idea." She quickly rips off his pants and pushes him down onto the couch.
>She holds his hands above his head and straddles his face. "Why don't you give me head instead! Consider it training!"
>Her tail wraps around his cock. "If you do a good job, maybe I'll let you cum!"
>Mark's muffle cries. "No! I don't-"
>"And that's why you've never get a girlfriend!"

Well maybe that isn't to brotastic, but think about it Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:07:46 2015 No.13511143 >>13511127 >Ushi violently rampages around to look for a husband >Gets one after destroying a few houses and a paladin ran cafe >Drags him home to her lair >Cuddles him while watching Mel Brookes movies together

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:07:53 2015 No.13511145 [DELETED]

>>13511119
Canon>threadcanon

Ushi oni a shit.

>>13511127
>who are we to say she's violently raping him?

Because even with their damn seal on that's all they think about?

>inb4 geeralizatins
>inb4 taking things literally

A cow is a cow, and a rape spider is a rape spider.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:10:02 2015 No.13511154 >>13511133 >implying the sad and cold existence of vampires isn't evident to all Just do them a favor and apply liberal amounts of garlic, sunlight and what have you.

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:10:17 2015 No.13511156
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>>13511130
>>wurm tries to teach an ushi-oni to be ladylike
>>Spend the entire day together playing videogames before remembering what she originally meant to do
Sasuga, Wurm. They actually look like best buddy material, you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:10:21 2015 No.13511158 >>13511141 Truly AWFUL

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:11:52 2015 No.13511163 >>13511154 >Garlic and sunlight That would just make MGE vampires weak and horny as all hell. Perfect for ramming your stake between their legs.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:12:06 2015 No.13511164 >>13511141 I'd fuck her

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:14:53 2015 No.13511178 >>13511141 >you will never have an alp roommate as a friend to play vidya and shoot the shit with.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:15:31 2015 No.13511185 >>13511141 Goddamn cheeky Alps. It's like they're begging to be face fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:16:17 2015 No.13511188 >>13511178 Good.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:16:58 2015 No.13511190 >>13511141 What the fuck have you been drinking?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:17:15 2015 No.13511191 >>13511178 >"hey ya got laid yet" >"n-no not yet..." >"good"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:20:12 2015 No.13511201 >>13511141 I have no interest in a man woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:21:47 2015 No.13511212 Guys I have Arachnophobia, but I love spider girls, what do?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:22:37 2015 No.13511217 >>13511212 Conquer your fears through cuddlebugging.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:22:39 2015 No.13511219 >>13511123 Hey, it's my fetish. Of course I also have a story idea where there's non evil monsters and evil monsters along with humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:22:42 2015 No.13511221 File: 243 KB, 1366x768, angel-fighting-off-the-soldiers-5238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510437 HFY much.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:23:00 2015 No.13511223 >>13511212 Get better taste, fellow arachnophobe.

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:24:12 2015 No.13511227
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>>13511145
Actually, Ushi Oni is a loving monster in canon.

Canon > Threadcanon

But not for the reasons you think. It's because the monsters are usually a lot less shit when following KC but then everyone calls it a hugbox.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:25:33 2015 No.13511229 >>13511141 I want my Alp roommate to do me a solid and get me off before I go to work!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:26:36 2015 No.13511234 >>13511227 Why is it called a hugbox although we moe-ify monsters so often?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:26:38 2015 No.13511235 >>13511212 Use MAMONO MANA to fix your brain.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:27:07 2015 No.13511238 >>13511227 Yeah KC retconned that they are only rapey without their seal, which coincides with how people first viewed them since the MGE entry showed them off as rape trains while they had their seal on.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:27:25 2015 No.13511239 >>13511227 You know what we do here when someone lies to our faces? We cut them, in a very particular way, so everyone knows you're a liar.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:27:26 2015 No.13511240 >You will never have a ridiculously high class monster waifu who comes home every night and changes out of stuffy formal attire and into one of your old t-shirts and a pair of your boxers

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:27:44 2015 No.13511242 >>13510823 I'm shoving my head between her thighs and giving her head. That outa shut her up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:28:04 2015 No.13511245 >>13511212 That sounds completely normal.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:28:27 2015 No.13511246 >>13511239 What kind of post was that? Are you going to unsheathe your katana next?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:28:48 2015 No.13511248 >>13511221 >that arm When did Carnage merge with an Angel?

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:28:56 2015 No.13511249

>>13511191
>slightly yandere alp roommate pretends to be your wingwoman but in reality does everything she can to keep you a virgin because of her own jealousy and repressed lust for you

>Sit down at the local bar with your alp roommate, she promised to help you pick up any monster as thanks for letting her peek at your calc homework
>You pick out an older tanuki businesswoman getting shitfaced after work. She promises to set you up with a warm smile before heading over to the tanuki's table
>You watch in the distance as she leans over and talks to the tanuki for a few minutes before signalling for you to come over
>You walk up and introduce yourself only get slapped immediately by the tanuki who then spits in your face and calls you a scumbag
>"Whoops, sorry Anon, turns out she only likes shota, what a fucking cunt amirite?"
>You walk back home together after cleaning up, your alp roommate has a big smile on her face despite telling you how sorry she was for what happened.
>Just as you reach your apartment she comments "There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, most monstergirls are just bitches and whores anyway! I'm sure you'll find love where you least expect it."
>The comment weirds you out a bit, but you thank her for the kind words and head off to your room.
>You sleep uneasily that night as she masturbates while screaming as loudly as she can for you to hear.

I would fuck an alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:29:04 2015 No.13511251 >>13511221 Seems to me that it's either that, or "Licking you mistress' feet".

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:29:14 2015 No.13511252 >>13511234 You don't have to think of them as moe-fied if you don't want to, mang. That's the advantage of having a headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:31:03 2015 No.13511261 >>13511246 Cute.

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:32:10 2015 No.13511267

>>13511234
Because everyone has different desires. Some people interpret MGE as edgier than it is but they like(d) it that way so they didn't like new information showing that it was a rather lighthearted setting for its premise. Then some people followed the edgier interpretation but didn't like it and so tried to fix it with their own brand of moe.

>>13511238
Don't get me wrong. I still think they're rapists with the seal on, or very close to it. They're still monsters. iI's just that after the raping there's nothing saying they can't be loving and KC expanded upon this in his setting info.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:32:41 2015 No.13511269 >>13511240 I remember someone posting a haughty Wight who were exactly like this many threads ago, was it you?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:33:59 2015 No.13511272 >>13511249 This situation could work with any other monstergirl too since Alps are actually very plain. >a sporty Werewolf will never stalk a bookish, bishie human boy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:34:26 2015 No.13511274 File: 170 KB, 325x424, 1431803040656.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511249 don't make me like this man if it wasn't alp i'd love this greentext

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:37:14 2015 No.13511282 >>13511249 Why must you betray me now, boner?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:37:52 2015 No.13511287 File: 15 KB, 664x93, 2015-05-18_19-34-26.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the 3dpd from the twitlonger posted last thread If 3dpds hate the instant gratification waifuism embedded into MGE, does that mean we should love it? Discuss.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:38:37 2015 No.13511291 >>13511287 I don't care.

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:38:48 2015 No.13511294

>>13511141
What about the parents reaction to finding out their son has turned into an Alp. Try explaining that when coming home for the holidays!

What about having the buy a whole new wardrobe? Most of her old cloths won't fit right anymore! Imagine it Anons! Lingerie shopping for the first time, her dragging you into the changing room to "help" her. The cashier giving you a knowing smile as you leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:39:02 2015 No.13511295 >>13511287 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:40:01 2015 No.13511302 >>13511240 >your old t-shirts and a pair of your boxers I suppose she'd enjoy the smell.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:40:04 2015 No.13511303 >>13511287 >>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:40:17 2015 No.13511305 I want to do a cockatrice from behind while ordering her to cluck like a chicken laying a humungous egg!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:40:28 2015 No.13511306 File: 976 KB, 500x374, 1431201061237.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511287 in the words of a great man "i don't care" he was a wise man

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:41:04 2015 No.13511311 >>13509871 Lich biologist, but only if she understands the importance of peer review and listens to me rant about my latest creation as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:41:05 2015 No.13511312 >>13511287 >from the twitlonger posted last thread Literally who?

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:41:23 2015 No.13511313

>>13511274
>>13511282
Here, I fixed it for you

>slightly yandere _____ roommate pretends to be your wingwoman but in reality does everything she can to keep you a virgin because of her own jealousy and repressed lust for you

>Sit down at the local bar with your _____ roommate, she promised to help you pick up any monster as thanks for letting her peek at your calc homework
>You pick out an older tanuki businesswoman getting shitfaced after work. She promises to set you up with a warm smile before heading over to the tanuki's table
>You watch in the distance as she leans over and talks to the tanuki for a few minutes before signalling for you to come over
>You walk up and introduce yourself only get slapped immediately by the tanuki who then spits in your face and calls you a scumbag
>"Whoops, sorry Anon, turns out she only likes shota, what a fucking cunt amirite?"
>You walk back home together after cleaning up, your _____ roommate has a big smile on her face despite telling you how sorry she was for what happened.
>Just as you reach your apartment she comments "There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, most monstergirls are just bitches and whores anyway! I'm sure you'll find love where you least expect it."
>The comment weirds you out a bit, but you thank her for the kind words and head off to your room.
>You sleep uneasily that night as she masturbates while screaming as loudly as she can for you to hear.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:42:11 2015 No.13511317 >>13511249 What a dense MC, the Alp needs to rape him.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:43:48 2015 No.13511327 >>13511287 The thread can generate it's own drama, we don't need you to go out of your way to drag shit in.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:45:17 2015 No.13511336 >>13511272 How many would use the phrase "Bitches and whores" though?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:45:34 2015 No.13511339 >>13511313 Oh hey, nice. I'm not even one of those people that hates them just because, but it left a bad taste in my mouth. Yandere can be good, but I can't really picture a good yan one.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:45:58 2015 No.13511341 >>13511317 >wanting yandere Alp rape No anon. Down that road lie lunacy, forearm sized dildos, gaping orifices and maid roleplay.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:46:16 2015 No.13511342 >>13511313 In this situation I'm partial to: Paladin Apophis Oni Kraken Echidna Werewolf I also wouldn't mind switching 'roommate' to 'nee-san'

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:46:23 2015 No.13511345 >>13511336 A cabbage alraune probably would, at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:47:38 2015 No.13511353 >>13511342 Just need a shota and we have the generic trifecta!

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:47:54 2015 No.13511355

>>13511302
>She frequently takes your dirty underwear with her while off on long business trips
>Just before the big conferences she sneaks into the bathroom to deeply inhale your scent and calm herself down
>At night she locks herself in the hotel room and wears it like a luchador mask while calling out for you while masturbating
>Half her luggage is actually just your old sweaters and boxers which she wears exclusively between the business meetings
>When you get back she complains that they no longer smell as strongly and forces you to cuddle for hours so she can enjoy your smell directly

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:48:09 2015 No.13511357 >>13511339 I don't really mind them either, I just don't see them as being worth focusing on. They're more background characters to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:50:23 2015 No.13511366 >>13510376 Niggas haven't seen My Girlfriend is a Kumiho.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:50:36 2015 No.13511368 >>13511353 Not him, but I find it odd you bring /ss/ into the equation when they weren't even mentioned in the first place. >>13511355 Lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:51:37 2015 No.13511377 A Monstergirl Paladin is best Paladin, not even corruption but a monstergirl who is 100% paladin

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:53:01 2015 No.13511385 >>13511368 I'm just having poking fun at out how often an "onee-san" girl is used in a /ss/ doujin.

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:53:18 2015 No.13511388

>>13511353
Nee-san makes more sense than roommate.
I mean what sane man would get a female monster as a roommate?
Only one who wants to fuck that monster, and that kills the scenario. Unless he's withholding the D on purpose to drive her into a mating frenzy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:54:36 2015 No.13511395 >>13511377 Like the lamia nun in MGQ? How does she deal with the fact that she's working towards her own undoing? Since you brought up corruption I'm assuming MGE's setting here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:55:42 2015 No.13511398 >>13511385 I went over this fucking sentence twice yet I somehow forget to get rid of "having" God damn I'm dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:55:44 2015 No.13511399 File: 152 KB, 1920x1080, Hathorgoddess.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you praised your Goddess today, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:56:03 2015 No.13511401 >>13511395 Loves the human race so much she a paladin

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:56:17 2015 No.13511404 File: 413 KB, 371x651, 1431802730925.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510823 "Harpy a best."

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:56:23 2015 No.13511405 >>13511377 I agree my brother What monster is best in that role? There are obvious ones like Valkyrie, Angel, Sea Bishop (though a Sea Bishop melee fighter would be a little weird).

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:56:33 2015 No.13511407 >>13511399 Not big enough

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:58:07 2015 No.13511414 >>13511399 She's coming along nicely, Loen.

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:58:17 2015 No.13511417

>>13511405
Damphirs are literally monstergirl vampire hunters.

They'll gladly join a paladin order if it means that they'll get access to more vampires to innocuate.

I wonder if you could even raise a dhampir to while not letting her know about her heritage and training her to be a monsterkiller, alongside kunoichi and other incredibly human monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:58:25 2015 No.13511419 >>13511401 I can see, most MGs love the human race but in their own way. The thing is she'll probably never want daughterus because that would conflict with her goals.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:59:01 2015 No.13511425 >>13511399 Wai wait, Loen, you're not going to try your hand at Hathor, are you Because if you are I need to buy some more tissues

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:59:56 2015 No.13511431 File: 44 KB, 800x450, 1430350283403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511399

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:00:51 2015 No.13511439 >>13511377 So a Black White Supremacist

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:02:57 2015 No.13511448 >>13511439 Heh.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:02:59 2015 No.13511449 >>13511425 Buy plenty. This one will have color.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:04:38 2015 No.13511451 >>13511449 Loen you magnificent son of a bitch. I'm going to have to burn my weekly pay on tissues because of you

Anonymous Mon May 18 21:05:50 2015 No.13511463

>>13511395
>>13511419
A paladin is just a holy knight for good and virtue, usually imbued with angelic or godly powers.

A paladin in MGE that serves the chief god would be anti-monster, but she isn't the only deity in the setting. If the paladin serves any of the other deities they could be monster neutral or even pro-monster in a limited fashion.

And in any other setting there's nothing saying they can't get along with monsters just fine, it depends on their faith and the nature of the individual monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:05:56 2015 No.13511465 File: 76 KB, 720x480, uncle-ruckus160[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511448 Uncle Ruckus like monster girl who thinks she is full Human

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:07:02 2015 No.13511472 >>13511405 Holst, Lizard, Succubus

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:07:16 2015 No.13511474 File: 162 KB, 750x937, ad5a5a7b0d6a2f39244b0d671b0182a8.jpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post what your waifu wears to the beach.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:07:42 2015 No.13511478 >>13511463 >Over half of monstergirl paladins are Paladins or Eros

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:08:41 2015 No.13511482 >>13510823 >"It sickens me that we were once the same species."

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:08:54 2015 No.13511484 File: 115 KB, 750x1000, 1431829617428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511474

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:08:58 2015 No.13511485 >>13511405 Succubi and Alps. Gotta have those racial abilities that blend well with the class and get that high CHA for Smites that hit like a freight train.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:09:19 2015 No.13511488 >>13511474 Probably an old timey one-piece from back when she was normal. Well, as normal as she could have ever been.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:09:43 2015 No.13511491 >>13511474 There can never be enough of Uni

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:10:06 2015 No.13511495 >>13511474 Hey look, Oppai-Loli-guy has returned! I don't have any pictures of Ushis in bikinis

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:10:24 2015 No.13511497 >>13511478 Yes dick, I understand now...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:11:02 2015 No.13511498 >>13511465 "Don't trust them new monstas over there, leaving they monsta essence in the air."

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:13:01 2015 No.13511509 >>13511405 Yeti Paladin.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:14:00 2015 No.13511518 >>13511498 who would be the best for this role, I think Succubus, but the more drastic the mg the funnier it is

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:15:25 2015 No.13511524 >>13511509 >"i'm going to hug the heresy right out of those heretics that will teach them to do bad things with bad people"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:16:30 2015 No.13511535 >>13511518 What if there's a Lilim Ruckus? Families always have that one black sheep

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:17:55 2015 No.13511540 >>13511535 She exists and she's shit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:17:55 2015 No.13511541 >>13511313 Isn't it exactly what happened in average's familiar story?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:17:55 2015 No.13511542 File: 1.78 MB, 1736x2480, 1419600720480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511474

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:21:12 2015 No.13511553 >>13511495 >Ushis in bikinis I want to see this. I must see this.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:21:13 2015 No.13511554 >>13511540 I forgot about that. Forced myself to maybe. Ushi then? Or are her urges too strong?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:22:06 2015 No.13511557 >>13511404 Mah nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:22:16 2015 No.13511558 Was the freak out about the trailer last thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:22:34 2015 No.13511560 >>13511540 Who and why is she shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:23:21 2015 No.13511564 >>13511554 Ushi wearing lots of seals, Baphomet, Devil, Hellhound, and Dragon all work.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:24:01 2015 No.13511566 >>13511535 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irxNduxRyWo

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:24:01 2015 No.13511567 >>13511558 I wouldn't really call it a freekout It was a pretty civil discussion about whether we though the voices fit or not and general thoughts on the animation

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:25:58 2015 No.13511574 >>13511518 Kitsune blaming the tales on a birth defect

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:26:02 2015 No.13511575 >be reading Monsuga >A wild Nekomata appears! >Go Penis! >Penis used Harden! >Nekomata used Four Ears! >Penis fainted. Why do people do this shit? One pair of ears per head, ffs.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:26:04 2015 No.13511576 >>13511560 llassa, and because the execution of her concept isn't great.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:27:14 2015 No.13511581 File: 241 KB, 1000x1000, Never1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13509902

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:27:23 2015 No.13511582 >>13511576 The latest profile isn't all that bad. I don't really see any issue with it aside from a slight creepy vibe from how OCD she is about converting people.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:28:52 2015 No.13511585 File: 151 KB, 779x1026, 1431998932272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511399 >"I have made my daily sacrifices to Mars, yes." >"Why do you inquire, Aegyptiae?"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:29:05 2015 No.13511587 >>13511581 I want to alp for you Loen

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:30:26 2015 No.13511591 >>13511587 >you will never alp for loen and suck his dick under the table while he's drawing for /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:30:50 2015 No.13511594 >>13511581 That's adorable! As always. >>13509902 >>You will never be facesat by an anubis And now I'm sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:31:09 2015 No.13511595 We need to teach Monster Girls not to rape,

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:31:17 2015 No.13511596 >>13511581 Hnnnng

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:32:00 2015 No.13511597 >>13511595 We need to teach men to not get raped.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:32:05 2015 No.13511598 File: 17 KB, 160x160, 1428114195135.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511591 Stop nigga, don't go that far.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:32:23 2015 No.13511605 >>13511595 Nah

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:33:03 2015 No.13511609 >>13511595 your talking crazy anon that's like trying to make water not wet its impossible

Anonymous Mon May 18 21:33:48 2015 No.13511614

>>13511591
>You will never Alp for all the drawfags in the thread, sitting under a table while they all draw above you, jerking, sucking, and letting them use your every hole in whats essentially an orgy so they can make OC for the threads and hopefully draw your waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:33:50 2015 No.13511615 How do we do monstergirls without corruption, which is a shit-tier fetish?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:34:40 2015 No.13511618 >>13511615 Science?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:35:22 2015 No.13511621 >>13511615 We don't. Some things are beautiful because we can't reach them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:35:48 2015 No.13511627 File: 86 KB, 1200x400, 1431872435324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511615 Just make them sound like cute 2-d girls who coincidentally have monsterbits. The more important question is how do we make monstergirls with MORE corruption?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:37:03 2015 No.13511636 File: 30 KB, 500x332, 9e2[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511605 >>13511609 My Clothes are not my Consent

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:37:18 2015 No.13511637 >>13511627 That's not corruption.

Anonymous Mon May 18 21:37:40 2015 No.13511638

>>13511582
Looking at it again, it's gotten a bit better. I'd argue that all Lilim give as much thought as Ilassa does to converting people though. At least one's who focus on that anyway.

Creepy is also fine. Part of my initial problem with her was that she was too much on the other side of the spectrum, maybe she still is. As a Lilim of all things it's a suspension of disbelief killer. A Lilim of that nature would be more like the kid who tries to heal the bird with the broken wings but he doesn't understand how birds work or how to mend wounds. So there's a possibility that he can make things worse in his ignorance.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:37:47 2015 No.13511641 File: 424 KB, 700x989, 50090212_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511627 >how do we make monstergirls with MORE corruption? Yandere time-lords. No prospective husbando is safe.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:38:48 2015 No.13511643 >>13511636 Hey, if he gets a boner that's consent Can't say no if he's gagged

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:39:22 2015 No.13511647 >>13511643 Exactly

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:39:48 2015 No.13511648 >>13511638 Maybe that's the point. She sees things differently but her way of handling them isn't necessarily "right" either. It keeps her from being a too obvious third choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:40:06 2015 No.13511649 >>13511643 >>13511647 monster girls and their rape culture are what is wrong with this world

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:40:28 2015 No.13511651 >>13510473 Yeah, I think I'll stick with the Manga on this one, no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:41:09 2015 No.13511653 >>13511649 If I had a Monster Daughteru I'd be disappointed if she DIDN'T rape her boyfriend I raised a woman, not a bonnet-tipped

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:41:43 2015 No.13511655 >>13511649 What are you, an Alp or a Cyclops.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:41:45 2015 No.13511656 File: 258 KB, 1000x1000, Never2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511581

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:41:59 2015 No.13511657 >>13511649 >this world this world was screwed the moment humanity was created

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:43:29 2015 No.13511663 >>13511653 you would be in the prime place to help stop this rape from happening >>13511655 Think about how hard it is for human females to get husbands or how guys are raped because they look at a monster. We need to teach them not to rape

Anonymous Mon May 18 21:45:48 2015 No.13511674

>>13511663
Why would I want to stop my daughteru raping like a normal monster her age should? I met her mother after she kidnapped me, raped me, and kept me locked up for months.

How can a daughteru grow up and develop properly if she can't even rape?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:46:46 2015 No.13511678 >>13511656 Kejorou's are lovely creatures.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:47:22 2015 No.13511681 >>13511674 By learning how consent is needed. Without the Matriarchy in the way rape will be gone

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:48:24 2015 No.13511687 File: 111 KB, 544x572, 1422398803740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511681 >consent is needed

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:49:17 2015 No.13511693 >>13511681 You're just jelly

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:49:38 2015 No.13511696 >>13511648 That's what I was saying, though when I read her profile months ago she was an obvious third choice. Like way too convenient. I'm glad ELH is trying with this OC at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:50:02 2015 No.13511697 >>13511687 it is, we need to stop this rape culture. When the Matriarchy is gone we will have true equality and that will include equal sex

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:50:29 2015 No.13511700 >>13511681 all your doing is digging yourself a hole anon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:50:47 2015 No.13511703 >>13511687 Hey, don't look down on humans. Your mom would be disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:51:52 2015 No.13511710 >>13511693 I am offended that you think I am a slime. Slimes are one of the worst of the rapists in the world and they are a key problem in this lack of consent >>13511700 Humans make 70 cents to ever Monster's dollar. We need to fix this society

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:53:21 2015 No.13511716 >>13511710 If you're a Lizardgirl, remember that Menimist Human Boys never put out. Don't bother, try joining the Fencing club and raping a boy there, you'll be happier and happier faster.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:53:23 2015 No.13511718 >>13511656 Cute

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:53:29 2015 No.13511719 >>13511417 >monstergirl vampire hunters They don't actually kill Vampires though, they just harass them and retrain them to be doting waifus to their husbands, even if they aren't Incubi yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:53:46 2015 No.13511721 File: 2.25 MB, 1920x1080, Isaac_Netero_in_Departure!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which character would you elect to take out the demonlord and save humanity? >Netero has a bomb surgically placed in his testicles to go off when he nuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:54:39 2015 No.13511724 >>13511721 Why would I want to take out the Demonlord and save Humanity?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:54:52 2015 No.13511725 >>13511721 You do know that means that would be no more monstergirls, right? The better target would be the Chief God.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:54:52 2015 No.13511726 File: 228 KB, 834x1024, RX-124 Woundwort MS-F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if you applied aspects of your favorite mecha designs to armor/an outfit for you're waifu to wear?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:54:53 2015 No.13511727 File: 170 KB, 1000x1000, Never3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511656

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:56:07 2015 No.13511737 File: 82 KB, 1200x864, onepunch-man-3797389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511721 saitama would like the challenge

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:56:28 2015 No.13511740 >>13511725 His son will take out the chief god in the next arc whenever togashi gets to drawing it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:56:30 2015 No.13511741 >>13511725 Incorrect. DE has probably permeated that entire planet, meaning monstergirls would exist until life ceases to exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:56:43 2015 No.13511742 >>13511716 Rape is what is wrong with this world, Monster Girls need to learn how to coexist. They need to bond and have consent all the way through occurrence

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:57:38 2015 No.13511747 >>13511726 i don't know but i have to ask this would MGs dig giant robots because i dig giant robots

Anonymous Mon May 18 21:57:46 2015 No.13511749
File: 16 KB, 320x241, I really fucking want to.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13511727
I want to comment about how that's the wrong kind of suit for that situation.
I want to complain that it would be impossible for him to use it on his own.
I want to make note of how he wouldn't be able to even swim in that suit.

But I'll keep my silence for now, because god knows we need the content.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:57:47 2015 No.13511750 >>13511727 Alright, that's pretty amusing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:58:19 2015 No.13511753 >>13511737 >Challenge Let's face it, Saitama would one-shot the demon lord.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:58:52 2015 No.13511756 >>13511727 IT'S THE CYCLOPS

Anonymous Mon May 18 21:59:23 2015 No.13511758

>>13511742
Going to chime in. If it's MGE, the reason they rape is because the Chief God is a stubborn asshole and forced them to keep old programming. Most of humanity won't willingly give them the D when they need to breed with humans to survive. Keep this in mind.

Mankind has to get over itself and its god for peace to happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:59:35 2015 No.13511760 >>13511742 What's your opinion on males who work in butler cafes and such. Are they being treated as objects and a target of sexualization? What about those guys working as "male companions"?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:00:30 2015 No.13511766 File: 14 KB, 300x169, GL-ep01-09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511747 Dwarves would probably dig them the most.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:00:44 2015 No.13511768 >>13511760 Being a Human Boy working at a cafe would be my Dream Job, I want it so bad. It'd be comfy and nice to talk to Monster Girls that actually want my attention!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:01:34 2015 No.13511773 File: 189 KB, 1280x720, Borsalino_Kizaru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] While we're talking about crossovers, I just know the Order has a guy like this on their side.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:01:45 2015 No.13511774 >>13511768 It's not that good anon, haven't you read those greentexts about the butler cafe?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:02:29 2015 No.13511777 >>13511758 Man should not have to change to stop rape >>13511760 Sexualization because of the Matriarchy is harming lives. It is because of this rape culture that this is permitted and in most cafes the males are paid much less and causes a pay gap

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:02:34 2015 No.13511779 >>13511766 Could lagann handle all that spiral energy? Of course it could, who am I shitting?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:02:36 2015 No.13511780 >>13511774 I have, and I still want it. Ms. Krabs will protect me from unsavory types!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:02:47 2015 No.13511781 File: 533 KB, 1600x1130, Re AOZ Re-Zeon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511766 Indeed

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:02:49 2015 No.13511782 >>13511727 you are too good for us, loen.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:03:37 2015 No.13511785 >>13511749 I know, the idea still was cute so. Have you seen Men of honor? the part with the 12 steps, just, damn.

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:03:58 2015 No.13511787

>>13511758
Actually, the Demon Lord has complete control over the Monsters. The Chief God was the one to give orders to the Demon Lord about what to do.
The Demon Lord is fine enough with monsters raping men to not do something about it, and her husband seems fine with it just as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:05:42 2015 No.13511791 File: 28 KB, 331x311, 1426985369513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511785 >Men of honor? Nigger that ain't Robert De Niro. That's motherfucking Ted Bundy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:06:36 2015 No.13511795 >>13511727 Stop being so based, Loen Do a loli-ushi trying to do a sexy lady pose in a bikini that's too big for her flatness

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:06:54 2015 No.13511797 >>13511777 I'm going to go to the Butler cafe, apply for a job, and objectify myself as the submissive little human boy slut I am and there's nothing you can do about it!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:06:59 2015 No.13511799 >Mermaids' faces when they see men's lifeless bodies slowly sinking into the deep sea, victims of a big storm that flipped their ship, which the wreckage follows them into the depths

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:07:53 2015 No.13511805 >>13511797 If you can't get a job there, the cuddle parlor down the street is hiring! You can trust me, I'm a fox.

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:08:13 2015 No.13511807

>>13511777
>Man should not have to change to stop rape
Actually, they do have to change. Rape is not right, but monsters are instinctively driven to have sex with men and since humans don't want anything to do with monsters they are forced to rape men to satisfy their desires.
Monsters can't change their base instincts, only the Demon Lord can do that to them. Humans are the ones that won't coexist with monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:08:24 2015 No.13511810 >>13511799 They would just save them

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:08:40 2015 No.13511812 >>13511727 Forever based. Can you do a Wurm and an Ushi Oni being BFFs and playing video games together?

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:08:44 2015 No.13511815

>>13511787
I didn't say they were blameless. But that wasn't part of their (DL and the Hero) initial plan, and I don't see why they wouldn't try it again if the Chief God's settings didn't remain in place.

>However, the settings that had been determined by the chief god weren't so weak that she could completely overwrite them with just that. A number of problems remained that the demon lord hadn't foreseen. Although their objective changed from killing and devouring flesh and blood, to mating and milking semen, the setting “monsters assault humans” remained. Additionally, since the setting “monsters are biologically superior beings to humans,” also remained, nothing but the monster girls who are both mothers and superior beings actually ended up resulting from the coupling of humans and monster girls, even though the demon lord had expected that the incubi, who are the males of the unified race, would also have been born. Because of this, the racial unification that the demon lord seeks is impossible.

For reference.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:09:08 2015 No.13511817 >>13511791 What? He's talking about the diver, Anon, not the reaction image.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:09:36 2015 No.13511819 >>13511799 Mermaids probably pushed that iceberg in front of the Titanic if we're being honest right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:09:46 2015 No.13511820 >>13511810 Lifeless bodies, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:10:44 2015 No.13511824 >>13511773 Which Devil Fruit power can defeat the Demon Lord?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:10:50 2015 No.13511825 File: 862 KB, 2540x2312, 1411068261595.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goddamn I want to pork an Orc

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:10:56 2015 No.13511826

>>13511797
not every soul can be saved from internalized sexism
>>13511807
Monsters need to learn how to coexist with humans and learn to gain their consent then they should breed and sperm banks exist for the ones who can't get a man but still want to have a child

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:10:57 2015 No.13511827 >>13511785 Never seen that movie, no. The last war movie I saw and enjoyed was Hamburger Hill, though I'll check this movie out and see if it's any good.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:11:00 2015 No.13511828 >>13511810 >lifeless bodies >save them Now I'm imagining mermaids crying while desperately trying to revive drowned men

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:11:17 2015 No.13511831 >>13511791 The doodle and the movie are completely unrelated, just pointing that out, happened to remember the movie.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:12:30 2015 No.13511835 >>13511805 Working at a Cuddle Parlor sounds interesting. Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:12:38 2015 No.13511837 >>13511826 >MG world sperm banks I can imagine those get robbed more often than regular banks

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:12:57 2015 No.13511838

>>13511766
>>13511779
>You'll never be a Gunman Pilot trapped in the monstergirl world
>You'll never rally a group of humans and monstergirls and rise up against tyranny of any kind
>You'll never force The Order and The Demon Lord to work together to take on a bigger threat possibly the Anti-Spirals.
>You'll never do anything as awesome as this with your new crew of Human and Monstergirl Spirals. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF0EM1_6BgM
>You'll never ask the world who the hell it thinks you are.
God DAMN IT.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:13:03 2015 No.13511839 >>13511799 >>13511820 Joke's on you. Mermaid Necromancers. Mermaid Liches.

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:13:22 2015 No.13511842

>>13511819
But in that case, the actual death toll would have been a lot smaller than what was reported. Most of the victims would have been husbandoed or turned.
Except that one cunt who made her boyfriend tread water in the freezing ocean while she sat her fat ass on a piece of drifting wreckage. She got NTRd.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:13:47 2015 No.13511843 File: 727 KB, 800x944, Anubis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511726 Woundwort is astounding, but if my waifu went mecha, she'd probably use something...obvious.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:14:07 2015 No.13511845 >>13511839 Scuba-diving Will-O-Wisps.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:14:24 2015 No.13511846 >>13511827 Men of honor isn't really a war movie if I remember right. It's more of a period drama.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:15:05 2015 No.13511850 File: 1011 KB, 500x273, 1431718836899.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511838 fuck......

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:15:44 2015 No.13511853 >>13511837 Allow them to have higher security and having the communities understand that it is for everyone not just one to stop robbers from stealing just for themselves

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:16:35 2015 No.13511859 File: 209 KB, 721x1024, 06_8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dumbsaur or Deresaurus Rex?

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:16:56 2015 No.13511860

>>13511805
>>13511835

>TFW working at a Cuddle Parlor
>Warband of Goblins and Hobgoblin-chan rent you out for the afternoon
>Your Baphomet boss calls you the "ideal onii-chan" when she stumbles upon the gobbos cuddling your arms while Hobgoblin-chan uses you like a daki

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:17:16 2015 No.13511861

>>13511835
Well, you'll earn $9 an hour but most of your money will come from tips. Your job will be just to relax in the parlor on the mass of pillows, cushions, and bean bag chairs. When a MG comes in after paying at the door, they'll be allowed to cuddle with you. The parlor has lots of entertainment options to occupy you while you wait or cuddle, but your first priority is satisfying the customer. Sex isn't allowed, but if they really like you they might choose one of the more intimate cuddling options and take you into one of the back rooms.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:17:22 2015 No.13511864 >>13511859 >incubation.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:17:27 2015 No.13511865 File: 110 KB, 720x1023, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Clumsy character tries to cook for the first time in a mango >Food didn't turn into bubbling black liquid ABOUT FUCKING TIME Also, Churio is cute as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:19:26 2015 No.13511871 >>13511859 >>13511865 Alright then. Anyways, I'm liking that so far.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:19:35 2015 No.13511872 >>13511859 >>13511865 Heh. It's ok Anon, time makes fools of us all

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:19:56 2015 No.13511874

>>13511824
One Piece is relatively low in power level compared to most action and adventure shounens. JRPGs too. If you're paying attention to the mechanics of these powers anyway and you ignore Oda's cartoon physics plot armor.

It would be something cheap like the Gura Gura or Yami Yami (if it works with actual magic and not just fruit powers). Noro Noro might just be really effective if there's no way to block it and counter it. Seriously, that was a strong fruit on a weak character.

The real question is if the Demon Lord can attack logias or not without haki or if MAMONO Mana counts as that. If not, any logia with a hard to counter element can take her down by being untouchable.

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:20:47 2015 No.13511881

>>13511842
Obviously the government lied to hide the fact that mermaids are completely legit in the whole business of existing and blatantly kidnapped hundreds. This was over a hundred years ago too. Who knows what kind of wacky shit the government was willing to go through to brainwash people that the event was actually a disaster.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:21:04 2015 No.13511883 >>13511859 >>13511865 I wonder if you guys are twins separated at birth

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:21:52 2015 No.13511885 >>13511843 >Anubis What a sexy design. Anyways, the mecha my waifu is most similar to is Dann of Thursday from Gun-X-Sword.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:21:56 2015 No.13511886 >>13511865 Fucking morons.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:22:13 2015 No.13511887 >>13511824 How many Space Marines are needed to defeat the Demon Lord?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:22:25 2015 No.13511891 >>13511883 Clearly the T-Rex has caused a new Stand Alone Complex.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:22:26 2015 No.13511892 >>13511874 >take her down The sheer amount of time it would take for them to beat her would probably take longer than they can live.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:22:28 2015 No.13511893 >>13511799 Tragedy boner.gif

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:23:47 2015 No.13511901 >>13511881 Ever heard of the Philadelphia Experiment? All those submarines that mysteriously disappear or sink? Flight 19? Mermaids, Man. Fucking mermaids.

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:24:12 2015 No.13511904

A relative of yours and his waifu has died and their will names you to raise their kid should you desire. Otherwise she goes to foster care. Which would be more enjoyable a read for you?

Young teen adopted daughteru you raise solo as best you can for potential dicking when she grows up.

or

Child adopted daughteru you attempt to raise with your waifu. Could start out raising solo and pick up waifu later.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:25:15 2015 No.13511911 >>13511887 56

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:25:21 2015 No.13511912

>80's action movies remade with Monstergirls.

> The Running Man

>Instead of trying to escape from being killed on a game show, MC is trying to escape from being raped on a game show.

>Fireball is an Ignis.
>Subzero is a Yuki-Onna.
>Buzzsaw is a Bee-girl.
>Captain Freedom is an Oni.
>Damon Killian is a Succubus.

Will you be one of this season's losers?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:26:06 2015 No.13511915 >>13511874 Logia aren't entirely untouchable. The DL has tons of magic to use, and each logia has the weakness of their element. See Enel and Crocodile.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:26:45 2015 No.13511917 >>13511901 >Philadelphia Experiment Tesla Coils caused that, not Mermaids. >>13511904 Raise with Waifu, I'm not into daughter dicking.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:26:52 2015 No.13511919 >>13511904 Raise her solo without dicking unless she actively wants it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:27:08 2015 No.13511923 >>13511904 1 with dicking or 2 with waifu from the start. Anything else is just a Laska rerun. 2 with waifu sounds interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:27:09 2015 No.13511924 Why can't Holstaurs give cheese and ice cream instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:27:12 2015 No.13511925 >>13511904 >Child adopted daughteru you attempt to raise with your waifu. Could start out raising solo and pick up waifu later. Adorable daughteru antics are usually a good read.

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:27:45 2015 No.13511928

>>13511850
>You'll never have befriended an orphaned boy during your initial travels.
>You'll never have trained him in the ways of a man and a spiral, making him the co-pilot of your Gurren-Lagann-esqe Gunman
>You'll never eventually see him as a brother
>You'll never be caught in an impossible situation during the final battle and be forced to use yourself as a shield for someone else.
>You'll never tell him that he doesn't have to believe in the you that believes in him, but the him who believes in himself before combining one last time to fight the final boss.
>You'll never die in your mech after the final battle, satisfied in knowing that you saved everyone. Almost everyone at least.
>You'll never watch over your adopted little brother from heaven as he becomes a great man with all your other fallen friends.
>He'll never lead the world into a new era of peace and greatness.
Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:28:18 2015 No.13511931 >>13511924 Because those are both processed milk products. You have to take her milk and make it into them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:28:21 2015 No.13511932 >>13511901 >>13511917 >Philadelphia Experiment >mfw Einstein's Chronosphere from Command & Conquer Red Alert was based on this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:29:32 2015 No.13511939 >>13511904 The second. Or the first with no dicking.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:29:39 2015 No.13511940 >>13511915 I was thinking of logias like Kizaru and Smoker. That was always the issue with those kind of logia before haki was introduced. Personally I think Spirit/Demonic Energy use would be a form of haki so it wouldn't help them anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:29:47 2015 No.13511943 >>13511917 >Tesla Coils Tesla was a lich in disguise.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:30:11 2015 No.13511944 >>13511923 Did want to avoid that, though it's hard when you haven't read it. Captcha, that's a breakfast spread not ice cream. You're drunk.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:31:41 2015 No.13511953 Is there such thing as a monster girl who can't rape

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:31:46 2015 No.13511954 >>13511904 Both sound alright. Probably go for the second, though. Teenagers aren't fun to raise.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:31:49 2015 No.13511955 >>13511912 >The Truman Show >Truman's life is a recreation of how the modern human world was before the contact with monster girls. >Billions of humans, monsters and lesser divinities watch the show everyday. >You are Truman Burbank.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:31:50 2015 No.13511956 >>13511940 I would think along that route too. And there isn't much that would stop smoke or light anyways. Well, maybe wind would help against smoker.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:32:06 2015 No.13511957 >>13511904 The second, with the daughter having feeling for the MC and being jealous of his wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:32:08 2015 No.13511959 >>13511944 2 while having a waifu from the start actually sounds unique and interesting. I don't think we've had anything like that other than maybe a few lines of greentext. I had to pick out a cake with the green lantern symbol on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:32:46 2015 No.13511961 >>13511953 Yetis, Cockatrices, Dormouses, Alices don't straight up rape people.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:33:08 2015 No.13511963 >>13511904 >Raising a Dormouse with Hellhound waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:34:14 2015 No.13511966 >>13511961 Three of those incite people to rape them instead. Yeti I'll give you though, they're with holsts in the 'only with consent' camp. >>13511963 That dormouse is going to be tough. Maybe even dress like a punk.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:34:23 2015 No.13511968 >>13511953 Useless and beta ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:35:37 2015 No.13511974 >>13511966 >holsts >in the 'only with consent' They'll brutally rape you if you deny them the D for too long, so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:35:38 2015 No.13511975 File: 212 KB, 974x1241, don't forget to brush your teeth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember everyone, the harder it would be for a human to cosplay as them, the better the monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:37:30 2015 No.13511986 >>13511975 Does this mean all of Setouchi's monsters are god tier?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:37:35 2015 No.13511988 >>13511953 Only the good ones who know how to exist with humans >>13511968 they are the best kind

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:37:43 2015 No.13511990 >>13511963 >Raising a Yeti with a Hellhound waifu >Raising a Lamia with an Eagle Harpy waifu >Raising a Minotaur with a Holst waifu >Raising an Ushi with an Elf waifu, or vice versa >Raising a Kraken with a Wurm waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:37:49 2015 No.13511991 File: 330 KB, 1058x1412, happy to see you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511975 How can someone be so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:39:02 2015 No.13511999 >>13511975 Those teeth being flat human teeth makes this much more creepy and unattractive than it would be with sharp teeth.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:39:38 2015 No.13512002 >>13511904 I want to raise a Ryu with my Shirohebi waifu!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:39:46 2015 No.13512005 >>13511986 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:39:48 2015 No.13512006 >>13511963 >Raising a Cyclops with Lilim waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:39:55 2015 No.13512007 File: 33 KB, 420x500, 1417525139154.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511999

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:40:35 2015 No.13512009 >>13512002 Would you build a shrine by hand with your waifu while your ryu daughteru is playing in the field of flowers?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:40:42 2015 No.13512012 File: 132 KB, 750x1000, 484937401417d871d38a6fb7ee07cf30.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13511999 Creepy and attractive are becoming more and more synonymous to me every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:41:53 2015 No.13512014 Abominations deserve to be gassed. God help the man with a yandere Abomination after him.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:42:09 2015 No.13512018 >>13511963 >Raising a human girl with X waifu How would it go?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:42:17 2015 No.13512020 >>13512006 >Raising a sandworm with a fairy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:42:40 2015 No.13512023 >>13512014 If it can be gassed it's not a proper abomination.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:43:04 2015 No.13512025 >>13512018 Horrible, Humans need to be raised by humans

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:43:12 2015 No.13512027 >>13512009 Of course! We'd also teach her all about how to get the power she needs to control the weather if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:43:46 2015 No.13512032 File: 701 KB, 824x1168, 1431063770400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512012 I feel that feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:43:51 2015 No.13512033 >>13512018 If they're close the girl will probably end up turning.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:43:51 2015 No.13512034 >>13512023 Anon you didn't let me finish my sentence. Abominations deserve to be gassed, then set on fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:44:05 2015 No.13512035 >>13511901 >Philadelphia Experiment Dammit Anon now I'm rewatching the documentary instead of writing. Thanks alot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:44:12 2015 No.13512037 >>13512018 She wouldn't stay human long at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:45:01 2015 No.13512040 >>13512025 >Implying some monstergirls like Ryus and Holstauri wouldn't be great mothers for them

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:46:27 2015 No.13512042 >>13512020 >Sandworm is crying because the other kids don't want to play with her and she doesn't have any friends. >Hides in her big body and won't come out. >Fairy waifu flies in through a gap between her teeth and hugs her until she feels better.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:46:39 2015 No.13512043 >>13512040 Yes but if you were gonna pick a random monster to raise a girl you would have better results using a random human

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:47:12 2015 No.13512045 >>13512042 Sandworms are shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:47:21 2015 No.13512046 Do the paladins have solutions other than just killing monsters? What about something like a Neural Amplifier to protect from thought influences?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:47:28 2015 No.13512047 >>13512035 If it makes you feel any better me too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:48:08 2015 No.13512049 >>13511990 >Raising a Yeti with a Hellhound waifu I can only picture an angry Yeti in a bancho outfit using the things mom taught her to lead a high school delinquent gang

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:48:24 2015 No.13512051 >>13512046 Segregation, separate but equal

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:48:59 2015 No.13512054 >>13512049 Sounds like that Yeti needs befriending.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:49:13 2015 No.13512056 >>13512046 See >>13511463

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:49:15 2015 No.13512057 Need. To. Write. Story. Now. NOW. NOW! Just need motivation.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:49:19 2015 No.13512059 >>13512045 You are shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:49:57 2015 No.13512060 >>13512057 you will get your dick sucked if you write

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:50:18 2015 No.13512061 >>13512057 Go do the thing anon! Don't be a faggot!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:50:45 2015 No.13512062 File: 317 KB, 308x638, this girl is fucking beautiful.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be caressed by oversized monster hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:50:46 2015 No.13512063 >>13512049 All I can imagine in that scenario is being very hot and sweaty all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:51:06 2015 No.13512066 I want to be a Paladin for Eros and marry one of those big tittied Harpies with a fiddle!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:51:35 2015 No.13512067 >>13511904 >Raising an Amazon with an Alp waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:52:06 2015 No.13512068 File: 140 KB, 590x700, and for some reason cropped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512062

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:53:12 2015 No.13512072 >>13512066 I hope you are prepared for Houris coming into your life and turning things into a harem manga.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:53:51 2015 No.13512073 I wish I had a monster girl as a childhood friend

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:53:53 2015 No.13512074 I want to be a bard for Ares and serenade a Thunderbird with my song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OatAcPIyPyg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:54:22 2015 No.13512079 >>13512072 I shall turn them down then, for I am faithful only to my goddess and my wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:54:52 2015 No.13512081 >>13509956 Dear Diary; Jackpot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:55:29 2015 No.13512082 >>13512066 I want to be a Paladin for Priapus and go on a crusade against the P'orc kingdom with my dick!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:55:58 2015 No.13512083 This is the perfect song to get a harpy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:56:16 2015 No.13512085 >>13512074 >Serenade Get the fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:57:32 2015 No.13512089 File: 1.37 MB, 2000x1500, 07ac3dea5a14e95ea09fc2181daf0ef0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't get the words 'anal rape' out of my head.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:58:00 2015 No.13512092 >>13512063 Lots of bullying hugs and suplexing even in the summer, but somehow she isn't affected by the heat Fucking mamono magic

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:58:28 2015 No.13512093 >>13512074 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SoXxnlCUqk

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:59:04 2015 No.13512098 >>13512089 Hellhound raping your ass with a strap-on.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:59:31 2015 No.13512100 >>13512085 Are you allergic to singing, or just big words?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:01:12 2015 No.13512106 >>13512100 Singing is the worst thing you can do as a human.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:03:04 2015 No.13512110 >>13512089 Why are you trying?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:03:41 2015 No.13512111 >>13512089 You might want to get that checked >>13512098 No

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:04:30 2015 No.13512114 >>13512089 There's only one solution Prayer

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:05:06 2015 No.13512116 >>13512089 Mystie is such a slut, she probably wants it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:06:27 2015 No.13512120 >>13512116 Ass probably needs a new shipment of eels to fill it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:06:33 2015 No.13512122 File: 220 KB, 1000x640, 1429318161297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512089 Nothing wrong with playing around with the back door.

Anonymous Mon May 18 23:09:42 2015 No.13512133
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>>13512018
>After your sister's death you were the one who stepped up to the plate and assumed guardianship of your niece. She was too young for this kind of tragedy, but you and your shirohebi wife did the best you could to welcome her.

>It was the little things that put you off about what was happening. She started flicking her tongue at you when she was angry, you thought it was just a habit your niece had picked up from your wife, just a cute harmless habit.

>Then she started napping near the open windows. When it got cold or dark she quickly became lethargic and lost her will to do anything but nap, more than once she had found her way to your room at night saying "The blankets are too cold uncle Anon." You didn't believe her until you touched her skin. Cold, almost clammy.

>Your paranoia boiled into fear when you found a scale on her cheek. You say found, but in reality she proudly presented it to you and your wife and said she was finally becoming a big girl. Your wife gave her a tight hug and congratulated her, on the outside you smiled as well, but your heart felt like it was seized by the demonlord herself.

>Over a period of three weeks her legs became stiff, she would scratch at them incessantly as more scales surfaced. Your shirohebi wife took a proactive role in helping her transition. Your neice started calling her mama soon after her legs became stuck together, their relationship certainly became much more intimate than any other aunt and niece.

>From there things seemed to speed up. You debated with yourself whether to keep her pure and send her to the convent, but ultimately your wife convinced you that she needed parents more than her humanity, would your sister have been okay with this? The question haunted you long after the transformation ended.

>If you ask her today about being human she can only vaguely remember what it feels like to use legs. She says that they seem terribly inefficient compared to her long and beautiful white tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:10:53 2015 No.13512140 File: 23 KB, 501x203, `````````.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:11:19 2015 No.13512142 >>13512140 fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:11:25 2015 No.13512143 File: 149 KB, 800x600, 1432005085087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512120 Onii-chan!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:14:30 2015 No.13512156 >>13512133 Nice, I like gradual transformations.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:15:12 2015 No.13512159 >>13512133 BAD END

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:18:57 2015 No.13512171 File: 66 KB, 747x1069, cultist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So do certain monstergirls get cultists following them?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:20:32 2015 No.13512178 >>13512171 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:21:52 2015 No.13512188 >>13512140 >Monster Girls are an expression of ugliness and an excuse for me to be a fat PoS! Ugh.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:21:56 2015 No.13512190 I want to pamper a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:22:08 2015 No.13512191 >>13512171 Baphomet has that loli cult, Dark Priests are recruiters for the Fallen God cult IIRC, and there are plenty of stupidly strong MGs out there that are probably worshiped as gods.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:25:15 2015 No.13512202 >>13512133 9/10 not enough dicking

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:27:38 2015 No.13512211 >>13512133 >If you ask her today about being human she can only vaguely remember what it feels like to use legs. She says that they seem terribly inefficient compared to her long and beautiful white tail. But what about losing her Boy Maker?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:27:41 2015 No.13512212 File: 204 KB, 500x523, tumblr_nk3vxkAO7j1r0w5oio1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512140 Tumbrl appreciation thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:29:45 2015 No.13512224 >>13512133 Wouldn't tails be worse than legs?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:30:42 2015 No.13512227 >>13512212 For the love of all that is holy, no.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:31:21 2015 No.13512230 >>13512224 For locomotion? Yes. How someone feels about having one or the other is subjective though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:32:03 2015 No.13512232 >>13512211 >But what about losing her Boy Maker? Faggot, do you even know what MAMONO MANA is?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:33:57 2015 No.13512240 >>13512211 In all honesty would a lot of women care about that? Like enough for that to be a huge concern for the average woman? Some people just want kids either way or might prefer a daughter anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:34:08 2015 No.13512242 >>13512230 But she calls them Inefficient

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:34:40 2015 No.13512246 >>13512232 Something that can't produce male heirs?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:36:50 2015 No.13512250 File: 645 KB, 941x901, Tumblr_n2rbweVUaA1ro77oxo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512227 Tumbrl time

Anonymous Mon May 18 23:38:50 2015 No.13512256

>>13512242
Right, but in the context of locomotion she'd be wrong. For sex, showing off, and other things? Maybe not. Even if she were talking about locomotion it's not like people never have clouded judgement on such things that they believe something is simply better because they prefer it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:39:30 2015 No.13512260 >>13512250 Why.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:40:19 2015 No.13512265 >>13512250 Christ Mari's body looks stiff and lifeless, and what's up with the pot bellied pig-woman on the right of her?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:40:49 2015 No.13512268 So where is new MGE grill? Didn't KC tweet something yesterday?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:41:03 2015 No.13512272 >>13512250 >Comparing a semen demon to a land whale Fuck this artist, fuck tumblr feminists, & fuck you for propagating this bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:41:21 2015 No.13512273 >>13512133 MORE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:41:33 2015 No.13512274 >>13512260 I still don't understand the logic of the so-called tumblr 'artstyle'.

Anonymous Mon May 18 23:42:27 2015 No.13512276

>>13512250
HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:43:01 2015 No.13512279 >>13512250 Where's the part where Mari gets disgusted with that abomination and monsterizes it into a P'orc or Holstaurus or something with a touch?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:43:01 2015 No.13512280 >>13512274 I don't understand tumblr logic. If I don't understand that I'll never understand their "art".

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:43:38 2015 No.13512281 File: 207 KB, 485x750, Claudette in spats.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512274 As far as tumblr goes, I'll stick to artists I know.

Anonymous Mon May 18 23:45:40 2015 No.13512285

>>13512256
>locomotion she'd be wrong
Nigger, what? Bitch could support her entire body off like, fuckin' an arms length of tail, not even. She can climb up surfaces much easier than legs can, the only thing she looses is the long-distance prowess that humans have.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:46:08 2015 No.13512286 >>13512212 What was the source for that pic? Google doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:47:01 2015 No.13512290 >>13512274 They want to add a uniqueness to their work, but in some sick form of irony most end up with homogenizing features into the negatives we have come to know and expect out of tumblr centric stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:47:03 2015 No.13512291 Name the music genre your Waifu would like

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:47:43 2015 No.13512296 File: 336 KB, 594x404, 1425461491414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512276 It's okay anon, Hatred is coming out in a week

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:47:52 2015 No.13512298 >>13512291 Classical.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:48:01 2015 No.13512300 >>13512291 Dunno what would an Oni like

Anonymous Mon May 18 23:48:04 2015 No.13512301

>>13512273
There's not much more to write.

Maybe another writefag can try to make a story about anon and his wife helping their adopted human daughteru/niece cope with the changes.

tf is my fetish, but only when it's slow and the changes come with subtlety. Super fast transformations are a turn off since you can't enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:48:42 2015 No.13512302 >>13512291 Vidya and animu soundtracks

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:49:00 2015 No.13512305 >>13512296 *in 2 weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:49:07 2015 No.13512306 >>13512250 Even ironically, don't post this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:49:12 2015 No.13512307 Christ http://store.steampowered.com/app/353330/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:49:34 2015 No.13512308 >>13512291 Rap

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:50:58 2015 No.13512311 >>13512307 >buying VNs from steam

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:51:10 2015 No.13512312 >>13512307 It's interesting how many VNs are getting released on Steam. >>13512296 Gonna buy the fuck outta that. >>13512291 Heavy Metal

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:51:19 2015 No.13512313 File: 732 KB, 1300x417, puke.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512307 >mono-eyed subhuman

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:51:29 2015 No.13512314 >>13512307 I'm siding with the bullies. Suicide rout here we go!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:52:02 2015 No.13512315 >>13512307 I may have to get this...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:52:40 2015 No.13512318 >>13512285 This is true, but I was thinking only thinking in terms of the distance thing and her having the same strength level that she had before. I forgot about the boost in strength that would let her use her tail to its full potential.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:53:06 2015 No.13512321 >>13512307 I wanna make a bully simulator with at least three heroines (A Cyclops, an Alp, and a Wyvern)!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:53:24 2015 No.13512322 >>13512314 I'm pretty sure that is shitty kinetic novel without options

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:53:37 2015 No.13512323 >>13512171 Sabbath lolis, Ryus, Pharaohs, Snake Cult.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:53:40 2015 No.13512324 I JUST HEARD ABOUT THE EMG ANIME TRAILER

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:53:49 2015 No.13512325 >>13512312 Before buying VNs from steam you have to be aware that some of them have cut sexual content out of the game because it is disallowed

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:54:52 2015 No.13512328 >>13512324 Well too bad because the video's gone now. Some intern must have fucked with the settings.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:54:53 2015 No.13512329 >>13512324 But what do you think about it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikzH2JraY7U

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:55:00 2015 No.13512330 >>13512291 Big Band, I'd hope.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:55:05 2015 No.13512331 >>13512324 Welcome to a few hours ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:55:42 2015 No.13512333 >>13512313 >anon will never get a major fetish for mono eyes after encountering a Gazer >he will never fill her montrous womb with his untainted seed and bring more mono eyes into the world

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:55:54 2015 No.13512335 >>13512328 I have it loaded in my browser. What do I do with it?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:56:12 2015 No.13512336 >>13512331 >few hours Try early this morning

Anonymous Mon May 18 23:56:15 2015 No.13512337

>>13512322
Pffft. Lame

>>13512318
Who knows what monsterization does stamina wise, but for the sake of argument lets assume that humans still always trump landbound long-distance, then yeah, she loses out on distance, but in terms of strength, why would you assume she only has human-tier strength in her snake body? Snakes are powerful motherfuckers. Scale that up to MG-tier and she could tail whip through solid concrete.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:56:29 2015 No.13512338 >>13512324 It's shit >>13512331 You mean few days?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:56:40 2015 No.13512339 >>13512335 You reupload it for everyone. Duh.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:56:44 2015 No.13512340 >>13512325 >have to be aware I'm well aware, I made the mistake of buying NekoPara on Steam and learned from it. The full game is hot as fuck though, even if it's the most vomit inducing tryhard moeshit ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:58:37 2015 No.13512343 >>13512337 >scale that up to MG-tier This is why Giant Ants would be the most underrated physical monster in MGE. And baphos are officially stronger. Holy hell.

Anonymous Mon May 18 23:59:00 2015 No.13512344

>>13512285
>Bitch could support her entire body off like, fuckin' an arms length of tail, not even
It'd be far more than that. There's a reason you never see actual snakes doing that unsupported--it's because they can't. She also loses the ability to jump.

>She can climb up surfaces much easier than legs can
Depends on the surface. Stairs, for instance, would suck. She'd have a huge advantage when it came to climbing trees, but objects to broad to wrap around like a mountain face would probably be harder with a tail.

I've got nothing on energy efficiency, so that aside it sounds like a wash overall unless she digs canopies.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:59:17 2015 No.13512345 >>13512307 Anybody got the link to this artist's pixiv? Can't find it in my mess of boomarks. If they've got a twitter that would be even better though.

Anonymous Mon May 18 23:59:41 2015 No.13512346
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>"Uwaa! Are you that hero who slew the giant scorpion?! Can we join your party?! We're pretty inexperienced, but we can cook, and we can carry your things for you!"
>"A-And anything else you might want..."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:02:00 2015 No.13512352 >>13512333 But they are utter shit. They are literally humans but only with one eye. They just inferior humans

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:02:09 2015 No.13512354 >>13512346 Certainly, here's all the armor, weapons, books, potions and food I looted off everyone I've murdered so far. And by the way, put some armor on.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:02:46 2015 No.13512355 File: 213 KB, 1006x794, Dark_Knight_by_Remton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512346 I want a dragon's skull. Go gettit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:03:07 2015 No.13512356 >>13512346 Can either of you play any instruments? Lost my bard to a dragon last month.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:04:28 2015 No.13512358 >>13512346 NO SCRUBS IN OUR PARTY

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:05:22 2015 No.13512363

>>13512344
I've seen a snake reach up to a heat lamp off a few CM of its tail and coil around it, using nothing but its own strength to keep it there. I'm inclined to say you don't know what you're talking about.
>Stairs would suck
>More traction sucks
What are you talking about? How large do you think these stairs are? Most are a foot deep and a foot wide. She'd go up those easy as fuck. And why would mountains pose an issue? Unless you're talking some steep cliff-face shit, but then legs would be a no go either. And you're underestimating her arms. She could cling to the cliff side with her tail and climb up it with her arms. They might be heavy but their weight is easier distributed.

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:05:29 2015 No.13512364
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>>13512346
Sure, I don't have much on me right now, but lets head in to town so we can get you two some proper gear.
Go find the Skeletal Nobleman, tell him I sent you and he'll set you up right.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:06:00 2015 No.13512366 >>13512346 Oh boy I always wanted some gofers. Start farming alchemy and blacksmithing reagents, slaves.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:06:35 2015 No.13512372 >>13512346 >"Sure, I guess I can use the littler one as some sort of pack mule. The green one needs better armor though."

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:06:41 2015 No.13512373

>>13512346
Welcome to the party.
This is slagathor, our barbarian from the north. Watch out for the teeth, he bites.

Over here we have Rynnonunananonanna our Ranger. We call him Ryn for short.

And last but not least, this is the great wizard Jim. He specializes in illusions and likes to pretend to be a girl with them.....or is a girl pretending to be a man. Don't think too hard about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:06:44 2015 No.13512374 >>13512339 Yeah, but the video is already gone. I have the video loaded, but I can't download it if i isn't there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:07:08 2015 No.13512375 >>13512346 Come sing me a song.

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:07:21 2015 No.13512376

>>13512346
>Dog girl, not even a wolfu
>Washboard
>Loli
>No armor
>Shit weapon
You can just go the fuck home, little girl. It's dangerous out here.
>Ork girl
>At least some semblence of actual armor
>Healthy body
>Ball & chain for knockin' heads
You look like you have some potential. I've got a bit of extra gear you can use. I'll help train you up a bit, & we can keep each other warm on long journeys.

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:07:43 2015 No.13512378

>>13512352
Depends on the type of monoeye and the setting.

But that's what makes it so delicious when you get a strong fetish for them and fuck them anyway. The shame after your orgasm, and then the consequences of impregnating her. Your fetish would be too strong and you'd be trapped in a cycle of lust and self-loathing. It's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:08:18 2015 No.13512384 >>13512346 elbowstoopointy/10

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:08:34 2015 No.13512387
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>>13512346
>"Hey kid, why would you hire those loser monsters when you can have a paladin? I've killed more monsters than you can count and I don't mind doing lewd things as long as you marry me first..."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:08:52 2015 No.13512389 >>13512346 GET YER EXP LEECH ELSEWHERE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:09:36 2015 No.13512392 >>13512346 Hmm well let's see, you look like a decent thief, can you pick locks and disarm traps? And your friend's an Orc so she's probably a good smith. Also you two can give me blowjobs and titfucks, so tag along.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:09:43 2015 No.13512394 >>13512387 >kid Is she a Christmas Cake? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:09:55 2015 No.13512395 >>13512387 What's with the abdomen? That gives me an idea though >Buff antgirl tanks in full plate dual wielding shields.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:10:05 2015 No.13512398 >>13512387 I can't even tell what gender you are.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:10:19 2015 No.13512399 >>13512387 How can you even move in that thing? >Marriage NOPE.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:10:22 2015 No.13512400 >>13512387 Jesus, how wide are those hips?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:11:06 2015 No.13512404 >>13512387 Your armor looks terrible for anything outside of a fashion runway and you don't even have your own weapon. And you try to pass yourself off as a veteran, for fucking shame.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:11:18 2015 No.13512405 >>13512387 Wait just a minute. Take off your helmet! You're not a BBEG in disguise are you?!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:11:39 2015 No.13512406 >>13512387 Who the hell are you calling a monster? Have you seen your proportions?!? If you're human, then I'm Rob Liefeld.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:12:38 2015 No.13512410 >>13512387 Yeah, but how many tons of equipment can you carry in those high heels? I want some mules, the paladin role's already filled.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:13:28 2015 No.13512414 >>13512387 >I don't mind doing lewd things as long as you marry me first... Yandere Dullahan in disguise detected. Abort.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:13:53 2015 No.13512416 >>13512406 >Monster girl posing as a female paladin, hiding inside a suit of armor to attract suitors.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:14:49 2015 No.13512421 >>13512414 Dullahans are great waifus. You can have prone anal with them while also kissing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:15:31 2015 No.13512426 >>13512421 Would you make a Dullahan ready her own ass for anal?

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:16:00 2015 No.13512427
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>>13512387
Hey fuck all these bitches you should just travel and break shit. You can do fucking anything so long as it ain't moral.
You get mad monster puss m8.
Dark Knights are best.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:16:28 2015 No.13512429 >>13512426 why else would you have a detachable head?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:17:09 2015 No.13512433 File: 155 KB, 839x953, monster_girls_2_by_nightmarehound-d5bdy1s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monstergirls!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:18:35 2015 No.13512438 >>13512433 >Centaur So close to having a Nuckelavee.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:18:58 2015 No.13512440 >>13512416 >go on adventure with paladin girl >first time you rest at an inn >armor comes off >turns out she was a dark slime >she tries to bind you in her goo while licking her lips What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:19:16 2015 No.13512441 >>13512426 No, I'd massage her ass with one hand while I kiss and cuddle her cute head with the other. It's kisses and cuddles from the moment we get to bed to the moment my hot seed floods her cold, dead rectum.

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:19:20 2015 No.13512442
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>>13512387
>"S-Sorry to bother you sir, but is true you're recruiting for a quest? I-I'm good with my mace and I'll carry things if you ask... Lewd things? If you t-teach me about them I guess I'll try."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:19:34 2015 No.13512443 >>13512433 Hate to admit it, but Harpy looks pretty cute. Also, why is the centaur a Titan?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:19:47 2015 No.13512444 >>13512433 Nobody likes those kinds of cats, yes that's the joke, that's stupid, that's stupider, that's vaguely interesting, and that's just disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:20:25 2015 No.13512446 >>13512442 I want to put eggs inside Ricchan, if you know what I mean. I mean creampie her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:20:31 2015 No.13512447 >>13511678 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:20:51 2015 No.13512448 >>13512387 >>13512442 >>13512346 Damn it all. Paladin-kun are you pinging detect evil and sense motive? This is starting to get fishy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:21:01 2015 No.13512450 >>13512433 I kind of get the joke here but why doesn't the centaur have skin? I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:21:03 2015 No.13512451 >>13512442 Oh yeah. I'm turning this cutie into a battleWight.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:21:07 2015 No.13512452 >>13512440 man now he has to kill her like the rest. would be avoided if she was a nice and honest slime and not a rapist

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:21:37 2015 No.13512456 >>13512442 No nerds allowed, I already fill that quota.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:21:51 2015 No.13512457 >>13512440 >Droping her disguise at the first stop. She would have to wait until you fall in love with her and are unable to reject her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:21:52 2015 No.13512458 >>13512450 It was the only way to make horse pussy worse?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:22:07 2015 No.13512461 >>13512440 Make a +5 Acrobatics check to evade her, then counter-attack with a frost arrow to freeze her

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:22:10 2015 No.13512462 >>13512291 Heavy metal, progressive metal, and stoner.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:22:29 2015 No.13512465 >>13512440 Pull out my weapon and stab that core for massive damage. Dark slimes a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:22:31 2015 No.13512467 >>13512452 >can't handle a bit of possible rape You folk would make terrible paladins. You give her lawful dickings so she'll turn lawful good. Ask /tg/ about succubutts some time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:22:46 2015 No.13512469 >>13512448 No one can be trusted.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:23:12 2015 No.13512474 >>13512442 >Comes with her own weapon and spare >Has reasonable armor >Competent with her equipment Sure, come along with the two monsters and help them pick out equipment with the Skeletal Nobleman. >>13512364

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:23:13 2015 No.13512475

>>13512363
>I'm inclined to say you don't know what you're talking about.
Everything I've ever seen points to the opposite, but if what you're saying is true that's hard to argue.

>Most are a foot deep and a foot wide.
And she's not going to have access to the entire foot of depth. That's not to say she couldn't get up them, but she'd be dragging herself up the corners of the stairs, nowhere near as comfortable as stepping on the flat part.

>And why would mountains pose an issue? Unless you're talking some steep cliff-face shit, but then legs would be a no go either.
I was talking steep or even past vertical slopes, yes.
>then legs would be a no go either.
Not unless there are practically no foot or toe holds and you can't make any.

>She could cling to the cliff side with her tail and climb up it with her arms.
You don't climb with your arms. Doing so is how you tire yourself out and fall. Snakes can climb some really crazy looking stuff, but do realize you've got to scale things up as well. She's got no lower body access to recessed holds either, just the ones that protrude and twisting so she can get her hands on the next hold might well mean losing some important f-er, tailholds. All in all, not so great a situation.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:23:16 2015 No.13512476 File: 321 KB, 960x960, Lovely Elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to marry a Dark Elf and raise a dozen kids together.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:23:21 2015 No.13512477 >>13512462 >stoner. I am sorry for your loss.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:23:28 2015 No.13512478 >>13512440 Does a purified dark slime become a regular stupid slime, or do they retain their intelligence and magic powers?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:23:57 2015 No.13512480 >>13512467 Better safe than sorry m8, gotta have trust

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:24:08 2015 No.13512482 >>13512375 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyaTGHweAo

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:24:20 2015 No.13512483 File: 24 KB, 480x360, 1432009460572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512433 >plant girl >not this

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:24:22 2015 No.13512484 >>13512458 Looks like a Titan, if there's one thing that'll get more hate than horse pussy, it's GIGANTIC horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:24:59 2015 No.13512489 >>13512476 isn't that a bit much? Just have 3

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:25:04 2015 No.13512490 >>13512478 The secret to their intelligence and powers is their core. So as long as the core remains she's good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:26:01 2015 No.13512494 >>13512490 Then I want to go purify 5 dark slimes, color them differently and assemble a Sentai Slime Team.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:26:15 2015 No.13512496 >>13512489 >Too much There's never such a thing as too many or too much when it comes to cute. An Echidna would slap your shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:27:05 2015 No.13512499 File: 444 KB, 411x580, 1397430562327.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512476 I want to marry an Echidna and raise a dozen kids together.

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:27:43 2015 No.13512504

>>13512484
I think it's supposed to be something like a Nuckelavee, that skinless horse-man from Scottish folklore.
Technically, the body's in the middle of those things' backs in most depictions, but it's not like anyone actually gives a damn about that here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:29:24 2015 No.13512508 >>13512496 Well some people don't want a million kids

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:29:30 2015 No.13512509 >>13512333 Gazer isn't a mono-eye though, she's a multi-eye.

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:30:08 2015 No.13512512

>>13512475
>but she'd be dragging herself up the corners of the stairs, nowhere near as comfortable as stepping on the flat part.
Essentially yes, but you aren't taking scale and weight distribution into consideration If you step on an edge, yeah it will hurt. but if you distribute your weight across ten edges? You might as well be walking on a flat surface there. Her tail is long enough to make it seem like she's going up a slope rather than stairs.

>Not unless there are practically no foot or toe holds and you can't make any.
I'm inflined to think that these would also benefit a snake, but at the very least, if you can find footholds, you can grab them with your hands. But I guess I'll concede that humans have an easier time of it.

>You don't climb with your arms. Doing so is how you tire yourself out and fall.
This is fair enough though. but there's also her body length. She might miss a few holds, but if she can coil around one protruding root and reach up to grab the next, she could manage just as well. Though really, this is silly to discuss since it varies very much on unknown factors.

Now, if she were a Quetzalcoatl, she's be superior in every way. And soft and feathery to boot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:30:21 2015 No.13512513 >>13512494 Or a Mahou Shoujo team.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:30:41 2015 No.13512514 >>13512508 Well if you only want 2 or 3 that's fine. I just want to be dog piled by my daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:30:49 2015 No.13512515 >>13512499 And I want to set up the high stakes betting pool to make a profit no matter what comes out of your wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:31:56 2015 No.13512517 >>13512509 She seems to think she is, at least when it comes to the face. That's why her gimmick is giving people an intense mono-eye fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:31:56 2015 No.13512518 >>13512499 Echidnas are mediocre waifus but they give God-tier daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:33:04 2015 No.13512520 >>13512508 Some people don't want any kids! How would monster girls feel about men who are afraid of committing to a relationship and hate kids?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:33:15 2015 No.13512521 >>13512504 I do, there needs to be room for the horse head.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:33:20 2015 No.13512522 >>13512514 enjoy the daughteru pile

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:34:20 2015 No.13512526 >>13512522 Oh I will. Nothing would be better than daughterus piling on top of you when you get home from work.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:34:23 2015 No.13512527 >>13512520 Rape the answer is rape

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:34:26 2015 No.13512528 >>13512521 Even better - the horse head's a mono-eyed horse.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:35:09 2015 No.13512530 >>13512440 >That one section on melting Dark Slimes are scary.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:35:39 2015 No.13512532 >>13512477 Stoner is one of the best genres to fuck to, Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:35:53 2015 No.13512533 I want to break a paladin's heart in every way till she's eating ice cream out of her helmet!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:36:10 2015 No.13512535 >>13512527 Well then they'll have to go to the store and never come back!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:36:39 2015 No.13512536 >>13512476 I don't normally like them but that one looks alright. She's a halfy, isn't she?

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:36:51 2015 No.13512539
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I wanna bully my MG teacher and get detention for it!
I also want her to unfortunately (for her) have to watch over detention because the other teachers don't want to do it and bully her into it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGMm3QBpWoQ

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:37:11 2015 No.13512540 >>13512532 >Not drone. >Not pretty much anything else. Stoner is shit, and only stoners like it cuz "references to muh weed"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:37:31 2015 No.13512542 >>13512536 Looks like a regular Dark Elf to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:37:41 2015 No.13512544 >>13512482 Is this a reference to one being flat and the other busty?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:38:03 2015 No.13512545 >>13512533 >she monsterizes into a will o wisp and is set on proactively dating you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:39:10 2015 No.13512547 >>13512544 more a reference to the post I responded to >sing me a song is the first line in the song

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:39:30 2015 No.13512551 >>13512539 You gon git yo detention commuted into liver eating.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:40:22 2015 No.13512554 >>13512520 Probably something along the lines of 'it's shit' Just like any other woman, 2d and 3d alike.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:40:37 2015 No.13512555 >>13512539 I've never played LoL, don't like Ahri, and still want to date a kumiho.

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:41:31 2015 No.13512558

>>13512512
>Essentially yes, but you aren't taking scale and weight distribution into consideration
I was. It'd be like you standing on a grate. Doable? Sure. Pleasant? Generally not. Especially on escalators if we're talking about a modern setting. Also consider that she'd be basically sawing against them as she went, too.

>but there's also her body length.
There's also more than one type of hold. It's not hard to imagine a shape that a hand or foot could use easily a tail couldn't do much with.

>Though really, this is silly to discuss since it varies very much on unknown factors.
True enough you probably could thought experiment up a face a snake would have an easier time on than a human.

>Now, if she were a Quetzalcoatl, she's be superior in every way.
If she was a quetz I'd rip off my hat and proceed to stomp on it. Fucking OP dragon-lamia bestest huggles fluffy sons of bitches.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:41:40 2015 No.13512559 >>13512551 Why would I want to eat my kumiho teacher's liver?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:42:04 2015 No.13512561 >>13512555 I like Ahri, but LoL is a disgrace to Kumiho everywhere.

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:42:31 2015 No.13512562
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>>13512518
I just want to write about all the shenanigans that would happen from having a related family across the entire monster spectrum
>Dragon & Wyvern twins need a fireproof room because they always bicker
>Baby Lamia rides round coiled around yours or your waifu's arm
>Holstaur duaghter hits puberty & you have to awkwardly help her learn about milking
>Your Cheshire daughter likes to play pranks on everyone, so you ground her & put magic seals on her room
>Treating the bump on your Harpy daughter's head after her most recent failed attempt to fly
>The young Werewolf chews on the couch as she's teething
>Your 17-year-old Succubus daughter is acting like (more of) a slut & you have to punish her
>Going to your oldest Echidna daughter's wedding

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:43:02 2015 No.13512564 >>13512559 She gets off on it and forced you to do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:44:23 2015 No.13512568 >>13512562 How would you punish a Succuslut daughteru?

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:45:20 2015 No.13512570

>>13512518
>Echidnas are mediocre waifus
But why? Mad dosh, motherly as hell, both to you and the daughterus, provide you with an exciting married life, snuggle up when it's cold what's not to love?

>>13512564
>She gets off on it
Once. Well, I guess you COULD actually eat most of a liver more than once, but the dude would need to be a master surgeon with a giant scalpel folded over a thousand times and a team of nurses to stitch her back up before she bled out. That's a terribly difficult fetish to set up if I've even seen one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:45:38 2015 No.13512571 >>13512568 Chastity belt and 3 servings of golem shitbrew a day

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:46:23 2015 No.13512577

>>13512558
>It'd be like you standing on a grate
I never found this to be an issue but I walk around barefoot alot so I dunno.

>Escelators
I was just talking normal concrete steps with like, rounded edges or something. Escalators would be pretty brutal
>Sawing
Not really an issue. We're not talking soft sensitive flesh here, we're talking protective scales designed for transport.

>Fucking OP dragon-lamia bestest huggles fluffy sons of bitches.
You seem a little irritated there, anon. Let Quetz-chan cuddle you under the blanket, let her brew for you ancient-aztec style hot chocolate. That'll calm you down.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:47:42 2015 No.13512583 >>13512570 Cut her open, take a bite, jizz on it, close it up. Magic takes care of the rest.

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:48:29 2015 No.13512585
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>>13512562
>>Your 17-year-old Succubus daughter is acting like (more of) a slut & you have to punish her
Slutty-succubus-daughteru on reluctant-father incest is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:49:44 2015 No.13512589 >>13512089 >It hurts! Everything hurts! Please...take me, and ease my pain. Oh yes.

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:50:02 2015 No.13512590

>>13512568
I understand that she's a Succubus & has certain needs, but I raised her to be better than that, damnit! If she's going to behave like a child & won't have proper respect for herself, then she'll be punished like a child.
>Put her over my knee, give her a stern spanking
>Confiscate her webcam & toys
>Strict 10:00 curfew
>No more locked doors
>Only one boy brought home a week

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:51:15 2015 No.13512592 >>13512585 >reluctant Anon made a funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:51:56 2015 No.13512594 File: 68 KB, 640x480, Calm your tits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512577 >Let Quetz-chan cuddle you under the blanket, let her brew for you ancient-aztec style hot chocolate. Fine, but I won't like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:52:52 2015 No.13512596 >>13512592 >Implying all fathers want to fuck their daughters. >Implying my fetishes have to make sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:53:27 2015 No.13512599 >>13512590 >Only one boy brought home a week That's going too far.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:53:40 2015 No.13512600 >>13512594 >But I won't like it Wasn't traditional chocolate rather bitter? Would you make her leave all teary eyed for the store to buy some of that blasphemous, sugary sweet crap, because what her mother taught her to brew isn't good enough?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:56:09 2015 No.13512606 >>13512596 Ever heard of D.A.D.D?

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:57:19 2015 No.13512607

>>13512600
I've never had it. I know I can handle like 95% cacao dark chocolate though, so it shouldn't be too huge of a--
http://www.recipe.com/aztec-hot-chocolate/
>chile powder
>AND espresso
Fuck. I drink my coffee like a bitch and I have no idea what that chile is doing in there. This is going to be tough, but I'll do it for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:59:10 2015 No.13512611 >>13512600 Traditional aztec chocolate was a mixture of chile peppers and cornmeal.

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:59:31 2015 No.13512613

>>13512599
I don't care. I didn't rise her to just be used as a cum toilet for whoever wants a piece of action. And I definitely never condoned underage voyeur shows for perverts on the internet. If she refuses to use it properly, she won't get to use it.

Besides, she's not exactly quiet about it. Se keeps getting the rest of the girls riled up, and I'm tired of having to wash half a dozen sets of bedding five times a week.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:00:27 2015 No.13512614 >>13512607 >He's never had chilli chocolate The stuff is great. Just watch when it's in hot chocolate because the heat makes it that much hotter. Makes for some fiery kisses with quetz-chan tho. >>13512611 Huh. I thought they came in plain flavors.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:01:57 2015 No.13512617 >>13512585 lewd

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:02:32 2015 No.13512619 File: 75 KB, 600x800, 1431391994461.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need more adult Baphomets

Anonymous Tue May 19 01:02:49 2015 No.13512621
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>>13512614
What's best about chili chocolate is that both substances on their own make you happier when consumed, so it's a double your pleasure kind of chemistry!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:03:39 2015 No.13512624 >>13512619 needs more oppai loli Baphomets

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:04:12 2015 No.13512626 >>13512606 That Dads Against Daughters Dating thing? I don't mind my daughter dating. As long as it's me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:04:32 2015 No.13512628 >>13512621 Shut up, Fran. Shouldn't you be out making abominations with Chrome or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:05:00 2015 No.13512629 >>13512619 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:06:09 2015 No.13512632 >>13512626 Not the guy I replied to are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:06:18 2015 No.13512633 File: 235 KB, 658x502, 1415322233004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512628 Due to an unfortunate mishap, copious amounts of extremely potent aphrodisiacs ended up in Adorea's system. She's hornier than an Ushi-Oni during the full moon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:06:50 2015 No.13512634 >>13512607 actually, a bit of chile powder in normal hot chocolate isn't bad I like to but that, a bit of cinnamon, and a tiny bit of vanilla in mine

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:07:13 2015 No.13512635 >>13512619 Beautiful. We need more of this. >>13512621 I want to fuck your werewolf sister.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:07:36 2015 No.13512636 >>13512634 >cinnamon Melange addict, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:07:50 2015 No.13512637 >>13512632 Oh I am. I just never said I didn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:08:54 2015 No.13512642 Night Anons, have a wonderful night and don't burn down the thread. And ever since that guy mentioned it I've wanted to cuddle a chubby jinko cub.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:09:27 2015 No.13512644 >>13512642 But you can't, anon. You have to pick the Fire Rat. Pick her or the thread burns!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:09:46 2015 No.13512646 >>13512634 That sounds delicious

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:10:52 2015 No.13512652 >>13512634 How much is a bit?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:11:11 2015 No.13512653 >>13512642 >Chubby Jinko cub Anyone ever going to help repair her friendship with the young and chubby Dragon girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:11:50 2015 No.13512655 >>13512652 I dunno, i eyeball

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:11:51 2015 No.13512656 >>13512653 It would be easier if the Chubby Dragonette wasn't in hiding.

Anonymous Tue May 19 01:12:48 2015 No.13512657

>>13512644
No Anon.
I will choose chubby jinko cub.
Today I make her a choice.
I will also bring loli fire rat along with her as well.
Both of them will be cuddled.

>>13512653
It gets repaired years later when they both go after Dadanon.
Dragonette is a school principal and jinko is a successful business woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:13:01 2015 No.13512658 >>13512644 The rat is mine, you guys keep the jinko.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:13:16 2015 No.13512659 >>13512656 >hiding She's just been unable to get out of her room ever since her dad decided to narrow the doorway as a joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:13:23 2015 No.13512660 >>13512655 I'm going to go try this. If I don't like it I'm spitting hot chocolate on you over the internet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:14:14 2015 No.13512661 >>13512658 We can't. We have to choose the Watery Tart now. >>13512659 And the Jinko cub has been crouching whenever she passes by their house for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:14:49 2015 No.13512663 >>13512660 make sure to only put a tiny bit in at a time you can always put more in you can't take it out if you put to much in

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:15:29 2015 No.13512665 >>13512657 A man chooses. A slave obeys. Would you kindly not pick the Jinko?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:15:37 2015 No.13512667 >>13512661 She's looking around for chocodiles, obviously. Though I did hear they had a falling out over some pizza and a Twinkie.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:16:11 2015 No.13512669 >>13512661 You watch what you say about the Watery Tarn whose name escapes me, she was cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:16:19 2015 No.13512670 >>13512624 >You will never join a busty baphomet in building a rival oppai loli sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:17:07 2015 No.13512674 >>13512667 Chocodiles? Is that like a reptilian Chocobo? >>13512669 Well at least she was a valid option, so she had that going for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:17:16 2015 No.13512675 >>13512665 Nyet. I love the cat types Anon. She will be chosen and cuddled. As will the rat. There is no end to the cuddles I have for them. >>13512667 And years later it will be Pizza that brings them back together. It's a wonderful thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:18:07 2015 No.13512677 >>13512675 >Nyet So. Anya is STILL not getting any stories, is she?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:18:26 2015 No.13512678 >>13512675 I still remember the whole icecream man thing that went on. >>13512674 Google it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:19:17 2015 No.13512682 >>13512674 We're never going to let Nyanon forget, huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:19:30 2015 No.13512683 >>13512678 >Google it EH, I liked my idea better.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:20:34 2015 No.13512687 >>13512682 I'm not doing it to pick on him, but to make the asshole responsible feel guilt. It was one fucking guy who got Cheesenugget to ignore the votes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:20:36 2015 No.13512688 >>13512678 Yeah, that was a beautiful night. I had a ton of fun with that. >>13512677 I don't know cause I don't write her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:21:07 2015 No.13512690 >>13512682 He's a faggot that deserves every little bit of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:21:36 2015 No.13512691 >>13512682 To be fair I've done a few 'not a valid option' jokes myself. Helps to laugh at myself, yknow?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:21:57 2015 No.13512692 >>13512687 Never meant it in a bad way, I just like the concept of teasing our regulars about their mess ups in the past Like how we tease .Less about being a masochist

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:22:17 2015 No.13512695 >>13512691 Please don't feel bad at all. Not your fault you were gullible.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:23:21 2015 No.13512700 >>13512688 All that mayhem, all those monster lolis harassing the driver. It was a good night.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:23:24 2015 No.13512701 >>13512691 Don't worry about it. I've don't a few front pussy jokes at my expense as well.

Anonymous Tue May 19 01:23:32 2015 No.13512702

>>13512691
Never meant it in a bad way. Good to laugh at yourself sometimes. It's like looking back at when you were a kid and laughing at all the stupid stuff you did
Then you get trapped in the past and start remembering all the stuff you've purposefully forgotten and end up remembering EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:24:24 2015 No.13512705 >>13512700 That and a loli wurm and her mother chasing it. God that was fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:24:46 2015 No.13512706 >>13512701 There is nothing wrong with frontpussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:25:39 2015 No.13512710 >>13512706 >Telling lies on the internet

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:25:46 2015 No.13512711 >>13512705 Was her mother chasing it? I remember a pouty Lilim that somehow got into the vehicle and buckled herself in, but no Wurm mamma.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:26:27 2015 No.13512713 >>13512711 That was a Lich though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:27:45 2015 No.13512717 Do you want a weak MG that has to rely on you for protection, or a strong MG that you can rely on for protection?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:27:46 2015 No.13512718 >>13512706 >>13512710 >It begins. >>13512711 >>13512713 It was one of the last couple things. There was a loli Lilim in the back who was pouting about not being seen. Lich was just along for the ride.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:28:40 2015 No.13512721 >>13512717 Can I have neither?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:28:44 2015 No.13512722 >>13512713 Do we need to look into the archive? We should anyway. >>13512718 I know. I helped out and did a third of the posts

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:29:21 2015 No.13512723 >>13512721 You want a roughly equal MG? Those are pretty rare. Which one do you have in mind?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:29:26 2015 No.13512724 File: 2.28 MB, 1051x4140, saber.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just a reminder - It's not rape if he came

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:29:47 2015 No.13512725 >>13512717 Being a Dragonslut, I'd naturally have the latter.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:30:06 2015 No.13512726 >>13512721 So, you want a MG rival that challenges you to improve constantly that eventually became your wife after a few dozen hatefucks? I can respect that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:30:42 2015 No.13512728 >>13512722 Yeah, I did quite a bit of that and the following jinko/dragon/dadanon stuff that night as well. That was actually a pretty busy night here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:31:35 2015 No.13512730 >>13512723 >>13512726 No as in I don't want a monster wife. I view them as pornstars, I jerk off to them but no fucking way would I fuck one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:31:50 2015 No.13512732 >>13512728 I did a chubby Jinko/Dragon as a joke and reference to something, and you mutated it into something much more. Good on ya.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:32:29 2015 No.13512734 >>13512730 Are you well? Do you have brain damage?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:33:06 2015 No.13512735 >>13512730 Then why are you even fucking here? It's like being at a fucking Comiccon when you don't even really like comics or whatever.

Anonymous Tue May 19 01:33:56 2015 No.13512736 [DELETED]

>>13512710
>being a horsefucker
>b=but centaurs aren't horses!

You are fucking the body of a mare, when you have the option of fucking a human vagina, and in a land of girls with detachable heads and girls made of goop, frontpussy is too far out? Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:34:23 2015 No.13512738 >>13512732 No problem but it wasn't just me. We had a lot of people contributing that night so I really can't claim credit for it. And thanks for making those two, they are fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:34:53 2015 No.13512740 >>13512736 Guys guys, let's not start this now

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:35:11 2015 No.13512742 >>13512717 A strong MG I can fight side by side with.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:35:16 2015 No.13512743 >>13512735 But that doesn't make sense, I like monster girls but I just don't want to go that far with one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:35:16 2015 No.13512744 >>13512736 But you're not fucking the body of a mare, you're fucking the body of a Centaur.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:35:43 2015 No.13512746 >>13512738 At least someone likes my ideas that I spew out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:36:18 2015 No.13512747 >>13512724 I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:36:47 2015 No.13512749 >>13512743 So what you're saying is you like the concept of MG's, but would never go the full mile? Correct me if I'm wrong here, chief

Anonymous Tue May 19 01:37:02 2015 No.13512751
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You're walking home when this girl gives you a kissu. She constantly giggles and flies out of reach only getting close to give you some brief kisses. It seems like she's intent on following you home.

Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:37:10 2015 No.13512752 >>13512744 Same difference. Baphomet flips you off.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:37:13 2015 No.13512754 File: 267 KB, 800x1000, 1392039757143.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512743 >just don't want to go that far That so? You just fuck them and then dump them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:37:27 2015 No.13512755 >>13512736 >Yet again the people pushing frontpussy are the people who don't even like centaurs You'd figure that since you guys hate them anyway, you'd just keep your shit opinions to yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:37:52 2015 No.13512757 >>13512749 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:38:10 2015 No.13512758 >>13512751 Build up a static charge without her noticing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:38:16 2015 No.13512760 >>13512751 Ignore her. I've had a long day and I don't feel like dealing with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:38:16 2015 No.13512761 >>13512751 Go home and close the door in her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:39:00 2015 No.13512763 >>13512751 Well, considering the only time I'm walking home is when I'm done shopping and it's like five minutes away then she follow me. Not like I really have anything against it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:39:30 2015 No.13512766 >>13512751 Sunbathe topless in my backyard until she lands on me.

Anonymous Tue May 19 01:39:45 2015 No.13512767

>>13512758
>Building up a static charge
>She comes over for another kiss
>You're prepared and counter her with a static shock
>This gets her aroused/gives her more energy
Have you not learned anything from Pokemon. electric moves don't effect electric types

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:40:01 2015 No.13512769 >>13512754 He doesn't even want to fuck them. He likes the idea of a fetish, but doesn't have said fetish. It's fucking weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:40:33 2015 No.13512771 >>13512755 I like the idea, and I'm tired of you shooting it down because "it's dumb, fucking KC panderin" when that's what MGE is, pure fucking pandering. Not everyone who likes centaurs want to fuck a damn horse.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:40:41 2015 No.13512772 >>13512734 >>13512735 Is this the first time you guys have seen that faggot? He's been here for a while and takes any opportunity he gets to state his position

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:40:50 2015 No.13512775 >>13512751 I barely go outside unless its for groceries. I little company never hurt anyone

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:40:52 2015 No.13512776 >>13512751 I'm definitely not going home until I figure out what her deal is. Having my personal space violated ruffles my proverbial feathers and she's not even being decent enough to rape me. What a tease.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:40:52 2015 No.13512777 >>13512724 Is this a doujin? If so where can I find it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:41:00 2015 No.13512779 >>13512769 Yeah, I'm not the kind of guy to call others weirdos seriously but this guy sure is a weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:41:28 2015 No.13512780 >>13512771 To be fair, I want to fuck a horse.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:41:55 2015 No.13512781 >>13512767 But I have, they just do half the damage unless they have lightningrod or similar ability.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:42:17 2015 No.13512782 >>13512772 I'm kind of getting tired of him, honestly. >>13512779 I know, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:42:44 2015 No.13512784 >>13512730 You're an odd one.

Anonymous Tue May 19 01:42:50 2015 No.13512785

>>13512776
>Implying she isn't waiting until she gets to your house so she could rape young on something comfy than the cold hard floor
She just knows that sex on something comfy is better than on concrete or grass or in some super dark super scary cave

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:43:17 2015 No.13512786 >>13512751 Shoot a warning shot of semen

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:43:44 2015 No.13512787 >>13512771 And everyone else thinks it's retarded. So shut up about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:43:50 2015 No.13512788 >>13512782 Same. If that's his position it makes you wonder why he doesn't just find smut, pictures, and just fap to those.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:43:52 2015 No.13512789 >>13512781 God having lightning rod and fighting people who think electric moves to half damage to electric types is the most satisfying feeling

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:44:49 2015 No.13512794 >>13512784 Yeah I know, I like the concept and discussing them but I just can't see myself going the full mile.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:44:55 2015 No.13512795 Today I will remind them of true terror. I've created something that will causes even the most stalwart paladin to tremble in fear. The Werehsolf. A mixture of a werewolf and weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:45:19 2015 No.13512796 >>13512751 Lead her home and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:45:21 2015 No.13512797 >>13512776 She's courting you and warming you up for the things she'll do to you in your house.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:45:46 2015 No.13512800 >>13512780 Good for you? >>13512787 And everyone else who doesn't share this fetish probably thinks we're animal fuckers, furries, mentally ill, or all of the above. See how that don't mean jack? Also, make me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:46:01 2015 No.13512802 >>13512782 I got tired of him months ago but it doesn't seem likely he'll die any time soon so there's really nothing to be done about it. Just don't engage him.

Anonymous Tue May 19 01:46:50 2015 No.13512804

>>13512785
Then she should've gone bird of prey and dropped on me while I was pulling out my keys! I'm not making babies with this dumb broad!

>>13512797
>Courting
>By pissing me off and not saying anything
That's it, I'm going to actually reward a white knight lizardman with sex to get her off my back.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:47:06 2015 No.13512805 >>13512788 He's just going to respond to every "What would you do with X" with "Neither" and "Because I don't like MGs" every fucking time. >>13512802 When did this guy even come here? He might as well go to fucking /tg/ at this point.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:47:34 2015 No.13512809 >>13512751 Go home, see if she follows me, if she does then let her in. And fuck her until we both can't stand anymore. After asking her name and why she seems to like me of course, I'm not a fucking barbarian.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:48:05 2015 No.13512810 >>13512800 >make me So I haven't really been involved with this discussion, but I think you're just stirring shit up for no reason, please stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:48:13 2015 No.13512811 >>13512800 >Says the guy that thinks fucking a regular centaur is fucking a horse

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:48:32 2015 No.13512812 >>13512724 More like MGElogic.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:48:38 2015 No.13512813 . >>13512794 Why not? Less chance of an STD.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:48:41 2015 No.13512814 >>13512795 Werehsolf. I will chase it and I will shear it.

Anonymous Tue May 19 01:49:23 2015 No.13512816

>>13512804
But she's scared that she might scare you if she goes all Birds of Prey on you! Can't you see that she just wants to have kind, loving, sex in the missionary position with the lights off
Which you have no choice but to do in because her moans keep causing the power to fluctuate and her orgasm causes a blackout in a block radius

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:49:38 2015 No.13512817 >>13512814 No man has ever shaved her tail. It wags much too fiercely.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:50:09 2015 No.13512819 >>13512814 Don't you mean: it will chase you until you shear it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:50:34 2015 No.13512821 >>13512811 If you're fucking the horse vagina, it's the same thing, there is no difference in the sex of a horse and a centaur, and only a fool would claim otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:50:58 2015 No.13512822 >>13512813 I honestly don't know. I entertain the idea every so often but other times I just don't, maybe I should go get that checked out. Anyway enough about that shit let's talk about big poofy Dog girl daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:51:04 2015 No.13512823 >>13512777 http://exhentai.org/g/211070/5e5682b987/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:51:57 2015 No.13512826 >>13512805 >When Some time after the move, or at least that's when he started with his shit. That's pretty vague but I don't remember exactly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:52:11 2015 No.13512827 >>13512816 >Too shy for a proper rape AND a proper talk >Also a boring fuck despite being an electric eagle thing >Apparently causes EM pulses when you fuck her too Keep stacking the NO higher, let's see if we can build a tower to the gods.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:52:44 2015 No.13512828 >>13512717 Por que no las dos?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:53:42 2015 No.13512830 >>13512822 Poofy? Nah, short hair is where it's at, easier to groom.

Anonymous Tue May 19 01:54:34 2015 No.13512832

>>13512827
>He doesn't like EMP orgasms
>He doesn't want the satisfaction that he's caused a "ground" shaking orgasm
>He doesn't want to tell his kids the story on how they were born, and how he caused their mother to black out half the neighbourhood
>And how he could tell she was getting close because the static in the air caused his hair to stand
What you see as no, I see as YES

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:54:36 2015 No.13512833 File: 252 KB, 600x600, Gazer Housewife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512826 Why does he even really stay? He would seriously be much more at home in /tg/. Anyway I want a Gazer to cook me a delicious meal.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:55:05 2015 No.13512835 >>13512821 >All part of the same girl >"Nuh uh, it's a horse a HORSE" >"I like centaurs but fucking a normal one is bestiality." Guess it just goes to show that not only is front pussy retarded, but you are too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:55:38 2015 No.13512836 >bonnet tippers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:55:57 2015 No.13512838 >>13512830 You telling me you don't want to see your daughteru as a big puffball climbing up your leg for hugs??

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:56:13 2015 No.13512839 >>13512833 >implying gamer gazer knows how to make anything but ramen

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:56:37 2015 No.13512841 >>13512836 What would /mgg/ do if they found out their daughteru wore a bonnet and trenchcoat to school?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:56:42 2015 No.13512843 >>13512833 Just make sure she isn't dripping into the stew.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:57:02 2015 No.13512844 >>13512838 >Owl girl daughteru >Can't tell if that's a girl or some sort of sentient puff ball

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:57:13 2015 No.13512845 >>13512835 >No defense >time for insults

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:57:38 2015 No.13512848 File: 151 KB, 375x264, 1374599581270.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah, I want to fuck a centaur. Right in the horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:57:48 2015 No.13512849 >>13512839 Not all Gazers are the Gamer one done by Trader anon, who by the way stole the idea from me when I was complaining about my Gazer GF going on about Other M over and over.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:58:02 2015 No.13512851 >>13512841 Pray to Eros she had 8 meters of rope and at least three vibrators under that coat, and that the bonnet was there to make people less suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:58:33 2015 No.13512853 >>13512841 Be disgusted with her fashion sense. Bonnets haven't been attractive since the 20's and trenchcoats are not suited for sunny weather.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:58:51 2015 No.13512854 >>13512838 Sounds cute. Would be a hassle.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:00:04 2015 No.13512857 >>13512853 I think bonnets are cute anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:00:52 2015 No.13512858 >>13512839 Something about ramen you don't find delicious?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:01:11 2015 No.13512859 >>13512854 Alright then, what if it only happens after a bath?

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:01:23 2015 No.13512860

>>13512845
>No defense
>Literally part of the girl
>"No you're just having sex with a horse"

I'll say it twice since apparently retards don't have good reading comprehension either. I mean, that should be pretty obvious with their mental deficiencies, but it's still disappointing.

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:01:25 2015 No.13512861

>>13512822
What breed of dog girl?
Shiba daugterus, short, puffy and with a taste for Eastern media and food? She's guaranteed to be a massive weaboo, eating ramen. Not a cringey weeb, but she'll watch anime calmly and learn Japanese.
Massive Mastiff daugterus? She'll be large for a daughter when she's born, and will only get larger. Expect her to love nothing more then trying and failing to sit in your lap, ending up draped all over you in hundreds of pounds of cuddle. She'll adore you and love you like no other, often stooping down to lick your face with a massive, broad and rough tongue.
Maybe a trim Chihuahua daughter? She'll be loli sized at maximum, with a personality and ego the size of the Mastiff's body. She's very forceful, and will not request, but demand that you come over to her and give her belly rubs and ear scratches. She gets very tired after a day, and can often be found lying in the sun or a warm place with as little clothes on as possible, asleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:01:50 2015 No.13512862 >>13512857 Well your opinion is perfectly respectable.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:02:03 2015 No.13512863 >>13512848 I want to make a unicorn into a bicorn by fucking her frontpussy with my tainted spirit energy.

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:02:50 2015 No.13512864

>>13512833
Clinical insanity or some kind of crippling social disorder. Just ignore the negative responses to hypotheticals, if nobody responds he doesn't have an excuse to start up again.

That gazer looks far too kind and friendly, I don't trust her. She's really a lonely cyclops in disguise, isn't she?

Captcha thinks hand-soap is a drink.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:02:51 2015 No.13512865 >>13512841 >Trenchcoat Don't you mean long modest dress?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:03:24 2015 No.13512866 >>13512860 Tell me the differences between a horse's pussy and the pussy of a centaur. I'll wait.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:03:59 2015 No.13512868 >>13512865 It's much easier to hide a katana in a coat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:04:10 2015 No.13512869 >>13512864 She just wants to make you a nice meal for her hubby!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:05:12 2015 No.13512871 >>13512869 >She just wants to make you a nice meal for her hubby! Wait, no no no. I meant "She wants to make a nice meal for her hubby!"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:05:13 2015 No.13512872 >>13512861 I'd like a German Shepherd daughter myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:05:32 2015 No.13512873 >>13512866 One is attached to an animal, the other to a person.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:05:33 2015 No.13512874 >>13512859 Nigga I've had long haired dogs, and short haired ones, and I'm sticking with short. That is not to say it wouldn't be cute as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:06:34 2015 No.13512878 >>13512871 It's too late, anon. You titanic blunder can be seen from the heavens

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:06:37 2015 No.13512879 >>13512861 I want a Siberian Husky daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:07:32 2015 No.13512881 >>13512869 >>13512871 So it all comes out now, eh? I'm onto you motherfucker. That bitch is going to cut me up and cook me for her husband! Gazers eat people!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:07:40 2015 No.13512883 Which ten MG's are best for hours of paizuri?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:07:57 2015 No.13512885 >>13512873 >>13512873 >the pussy is different because theres a girl at the end, even though it is clearly stated it is a horse vagina, on a horse body So no difference, nice chatting with you. I'll be over here, enjoying my front pussy and schnapps.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:07:59 2015 No.13512886 >>13512861 Mastiff daughteru all the way. Especially with a mastiff waifu. I'd be the smallest one in the household but damn if the cuddling wouldn't be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:08:21 2015 No.13512889 >>13512883 Ten? Why ten?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:08:28 2015 No.13512890 >>13512881 Pfft.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:09:01 2015 No.13512893 >>13512858 I said she can't cook anything else.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:09:08 2015 No.13512894 >>13512883 Why the fuck do you need to know ten? Motherfucker just pick ten monster girls with big tits and you're good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:09:17 2015 No.13512895 >>13512883 Can all ten of them be hobgoblins?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:09:28 2015 No.13512896 >>13512889 I like giving a challenge.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:10:30 2015 No.13512900 >>13512885 >no difference If you can't tell the difference between fucking an animal and a person capable of consent and stuff like that, I think it is better if you just... stayed away from animals. >>13512893 But it's still a delicious meal!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:11:12 2015 No.13512901 >>13512896 Sadists I swear >Bleeding uncooked meat counts as steak Captchas I swear

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:11:35 2015 No.13512904 >>13512883 1. Holst 2. Holst 3. Holst 4. Holst 5. Holst 6. Holst 7. Holst 8. Holst 9. Holst 10. _Holst_

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:11:38 2015 No.13512906

>>13512872
A German Shepherd Daughteru is an excellent choice. She'll be very attentive to everything you say, from "Go to school" to " Drop that boy and come home" and will obey your commands with only an appropriate level of reluctance. She will be almost stiflingly strict when dealing with you, demanding that you do the budget immediately or some other demand from her part. This isn't to say that you couldn't interrupt her orders with a swift tickle, melting her.
>>13512879
A Siberian Husky is a seasonal sort. She's going to gain weight every winter, to become plump and healthy. Every summer, she's going to lose most-but not all- of the weight unless you interfere. If left unchecked, this could lead to something unsightly, but if properly attended she can range from however plump you like to a muscly girl. She enjoys long walks in the snow and will drag you out to play with her. Did I mention how strong she is? She's really strong. Dragging things is her specialty, but if there's a suitable hill nearby you can be assured she'll be sledding.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:12:12 2015 No.13512908 File: 243 KB, 600x600, Gazer Housewife2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512900 >delicious meal S-She did her best to make it out of ano-I mean using love!

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:12:57 2015 No.13512910

>>13512863
I want to keep my unicorn waifu pure by marrying her and remaining faithful.

On the subject, I like some centaur types but I think horsepussy is too limiting and would get boring pretty quickly, and front pussy is fucking retarded. I just head-canon that they can shapeshift into satyr style bipeds like draenei or Soraka. Bonus since that's one of my favorite monster girl designs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:12:59 2015 No.13512911 Which mg is most likely to be a sjw and anti-Matriarchy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:13:03 2015 No.13512912 >>13512908 >She's small enough for headpats Ah. Ah, my heart

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:13:26 2015 No.13512913 >>13512908 What's that? She made a pie out of my poop again and served it to the neighbors?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:14:38 2015 No.13512919 >>13512866 Tell me the differences between a human pussy and the pussy of one of our close primate cousins. Pussy is pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:14:39 2015 No.13512920 >>13512908 Did her chest shrink? Is she using her stalks to pad her bra?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:15:30 2015 No.13512922 >>13512913 That was a pretty dumb movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:15:31 2015 No.13512923 >>13512920 Looks the same. It's just a different angle.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:16:01 2015 No.13512925 >>13512913 >She made a pie out of my poop again and served it to the neighbors Sounds like something Pepina the froggirl would do

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:16:10 2015 No.13512926 >>13512922 Dass rayciss.

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>>13512900
Yeah, other than the clothes, ain't seeing any difference between these hindquarters, and >>13512848. Keep up the mental gymnastics, you might be able to stretch back far enough to fuck mare pussy while kissing your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:17:33 2015 No.13512931 >>13512926 No u. It was bad movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:18:28 2015 No.13512937 >>13512928 I love that you keep this dumb shit up man. It just further cements for everyone how retarded frontpussy is, when the only proponent of it thinks this way.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:18:31 2015 No.13512938 >>13512928 >mental gymnastics It doesn't require any to know that fucking a person and fucking an animal are different things, you dumb-dumb. >>13512931 Yessuh mastah.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:19:01 2015 No.13512939 >>13511766 Kamina is simply too many for any monster girl to handle and he won't let any would be rapist lay a hand on his blood brother Simon!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:20:03 2015 No.13512942 >>13512919 BR pls go.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:20:07 2015 No.13512943 >>13512939 Until he gets double teamed by a chubby monkey girl and shark toothed ???.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:20:23 2015 No.13512945 >>13512937 >>13512938 Don't make fun of him. Mental impairment isn't a joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:20:59 2015 No.13512948 >>13512945 What if someone has a very funny retardation?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:21:24 2015 No.13512949 >>13512945 But he's a walking joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:21:54 2015 No.13512950 >>13512945 It's not nice to laugh at retards, but that doesn't mean they're not funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:21:55 2015 No.13512951 >>13512948 You should at least have the decency to make fun of it in private, where he can't hear.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:22:43 2015 No.13512953 >>13512951 He can't hear it now, we're just typing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:23:11 2015 No.13512955 >>13512937 >it's retarded cause I say so! ... >>13512938 Whatever man , I'm out, fuck horse cunt if you want, just fuck off when front pussy comes up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:23:27 2015 No.13512957 >>13512883 Holstaur Hobgoblin Troll Lava Golem Apophis Pharaoh Ren Xiongmao Wight Yeti Alraune/Liliraune

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:24:01 2015 No.13512959 >>13511861 Are there any dental or medical benefits? Cuddling is a risky business and I might get hurt on the job, or worse, be attacked by a jealous customer. I'm interesting in hearing more, but my safety is a major concern.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:24:19 2015 No.13512961 File: 1.65 MB, 1282x2352, 1393186436722.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512955 No frontpussies allowed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:24:44 2015 No.13512965 >>13512955 Shouldn't you be posting about tusks or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:24:44 2015 No.13512966 >>13512955 >just fuck off when front pussy comes up. Nope. Always going to be retarded.

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:24:58 2015 No.13512967
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>People hating on centaurs for not having human pussy.
>Implying their monster-waifu has a human pussy.
>Are you fucking a human? No? Then it's not a human pussy.
>Why are you in a monstergirl thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:25:05 2015 No.13512968 >>13512945 >wants to fuck horse pussy >calling anyone else retarded Where can I buy whatever you're snorting?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:26:35 2015 No.13512970 >>13512967 It's a person, singular. A person with a very serious learning disability.

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:26:36 2015 No.13512971
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>>13512968
But it's not a horsepussy, it's a centaur pussy. Just like the pussy of an Elf is an Elf pussy and not a human pussy.
I'm sick of saying pussy. Here's some Octopussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:26:40 2015 No.13512972 Why do you people care about this?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:26:53 2015 No.13512974 Centaur pussy exists on easy to use rails that slide up and down the belly of the horse. It can be frontpussy or horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:27:15 2015 No.13512975 >>13512968 >implying implications I don't even like centaurs A blind man in a snow storm could see the waves of retard coming off you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:28:22 2015 No.13512976 >>13512971 Technically with his views on centaurs he would still be fucking a horse even if he did the retarded front pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:29:13 2015 No.13512979 STOP. FUCKING. FIGHTING.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:29:33 2015 No.13512982 >>13512967 Nice cherry picking. Does an elf have an animal vagina? No. Does a holst? No, since they're not tauric, centaurs on the other hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:29:34 2015 No.13512983 >>13512972 Why do you care about monstergirls at all? Why do you care about anything? Why is this type of question always the way fencesitters pretend to be superior?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:29:37 2015 No.13512984 >>13512974 >Modular pussy Interesting. Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:29:43 2015 No.13512986 File: 467 KB, 744x650, 1416209197559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512976 OCTOPUSSY! ALL TIME HIGH!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:29:52 2015 No.13512987 >>13512974 This may have been the best thing I've read today. I'm imagining a centaur with train tracks all down the bottom of the horse half.

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:30:02 2015 No.13512988

>>13511953
Yeah, they seduce you or are straightforward with their intentions. You say know and they find someone else, I like that.... Though most Anons says those are a rare nonexistent type of monster, but I can dream. After all, a monster asking you to fuck her may not be your waifu, she would.... probably... maybe respect that answer.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:30:39 2015 No.13512990 >>13512976 Fucking the front pussy keeps you from fucking a horse, idiot.

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:30:45 2015 No.13512991

Really though. Frontpussies aren't a big deal. Just let people write/fap/whatever to frontpussies

I say this as someone who doesn't mind the horsepussy one bit. Any issues of it being a horsepussy stopped happening when it's no longer attached an actual horse so it's a non-issue for the most part. Hell, what's back there might not even be something like a human or horsepussy but some new hybrid of the two.

Maybe they have two clits or something and the muscular control of a horse pussy while possessing human proportions. It's your imagination.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:30:46 2015 No.13512992 >>13512976 Except he's too retarded to understand that's the logical conclusion. That's what makes it so easy to make fun of him.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:31:34 2015 No.13512995 File: 476 KB, 1200x1734, Kraken Science.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512986 I like Octopi

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:31:39 2015 No.13512996 >>13512961 >>13512966 Don't care what you think, frontpussy is here to stay.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:31:42 2015 No.13512997 >>13512983 It's pretty stupid to argue about a fucking vagina in a fictional setting made so you can blow your load.

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:32:40 2015 No.13513002

>>13512984
>>13512987
There's not much more to say. The centaur has muscles to controll the rails and the position of the pussy, so it's impossible to rape her.
>Go from behind
>Front pussy
>Run around to the front
>Back Pussy
If you're alone, you end up running around a horse like a retard, and if you bring friends, she just keeps the pussy in the middle of the tracks. Belly-pussy, and you can't fuck belly-pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:33:40 2015 No.13513007 >>13512098 >>13512111 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:34:27 2015 No.13513009 >>13512991 It isn't so much that he likes front pussy that we're mocking him for, or at least in my case. I don't really mind it either. It's that he thinks fucking a centaur in her horsepussy is literally the same as fucking a horse.

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:34:30 2015 No.13513010

>>13512991
>Frontpussies aren't a big deal.

Someone hasn't been paying attention to the last few hundred posts at all. Besides, the only people who argue for it don't like centaurs anyway. It's the lesson that Average learned.

>People who like centaurs know it's retarded
>People that hate them know it's retarded
>People that push it don't even like centaurs and consider them bestiality in the first place

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:34:35 2015 No.13513011

>>13512982

But one of the main facets of monstergirls has always been that they can give much more pleasure than human women can.

So isn't it reasonable that they would biologically have pussies that are different than humans, whether by shape, feel, reaction, etc.?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:35:32 2015 No.13513016 >>13512996 And you will always be called a retard for it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:35:38 2015 No.13513018 >>13512997 >It's pretty stupid to argue about sex organs in a setting about sex I don't think you thought that through, like at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:37:12 2015 No.13513022 >>13513011 Its mamono mana that accomplishes that, not different biology, and the demon lord made monsters HUMAN LIKE.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:37:14 2015 No.13513023 >>13513010 No, there's 1 guy who likes them but only with frontgina. The guy we've been arguing with.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:37:59 2015 No.13513027 >>13513010 Oh. I just thought he was a strange anon who liked centaurs but wanted frontpussy. This argument got a lot worse when I realize that he's pushing for it and doesn't like the monstergirl to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:38:27 2015 No.13513029 >>13513023 Statistics don't include the mentally impaired.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:38:41 2015 No.13513030 >>13513022 >the demon lord made monsters succubutt-like fixed

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:38:42 2015 No.13513031 >>13513016 Wanna know a secret? Doesn't actually make me one. I sure do love frontpussy. Horsefuckers can go eat animal cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:39:34 2015 No.13513032 >>13513031 But only one guy here admittedly wants to fuck a horse. Centaurs are not horses.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:39:48 2015 No.13513035 >>13513031 Hey man, be honest. You're tusktard aren't you? Admit it. Come on. You know you want to.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:40:05 2015 No.13513039 >>13513030 >succubutts aren't humanoid

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:40:16 2015 No.13513043 >>13513010 I am really sorry for even mentioning it in the first place. Didn't expect this to happen. Good night for real this time

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:40:33 2015 No.13513046 >>13513032 According to him they are, which means he still wants to fuck a horse with a front pussy according to his own logic.

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:41:27 2015 No.13513051

>>13512959
Full dental and medical is covered, though you will earn two times regular pay if you come in with a cast on. Be sure to consult with your doctor to see if you can work first. For your protection we employ the strongest MGs to keep the customers in line, though they are free to cuddle with the boys during their breaks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:41:57 2015 No.13513054 >>13513031 No, actually being retarded makes you a retard. Getting called one is just an insult.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:42:15 2015 No.13513056 >>13513035 That's funny because I had the thought a couple of minutes ago >what if 'I don't want to fuck monstergirls', tusk guy, and frontpussy anon were all the same person?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:42:15 2015 No.13513057 >>13512995 >dat ABAJ ABAJ ABAJ Is that a jojo reference or it's the same in jap?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:43:25 2015 No.13513060 >>13513056 That seems like a bit of a stretch to me. The tusktard thing I believe though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:43:28 2015 No.13513061 >>13513032 We're not gonna get anywhere with this, so I suggest we drop it. People who hate frontpussy can all go fuck themselves though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:43:43 2015 No.13513064 >>13513056 What's next? He's also Bob? Wait, no, even he isn't as retarded as this guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:44:29 2015 No.13513066 >>13513046 The front pussy is human, you ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:44:44 2015 No.13513070 >>13513057 JJBA would be going RERORERORERORERORERORERO or DUWANG.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:45:26 2015 No.13513074 >>13513056 So what you're doing is lumping all the people you don't like together so you can shit on all of them at the same time? I wouldn't put it past you guys. No but seriously don't lump me with that tusk and frontpussy dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:46:03 2015 No.13513078 >>13513066 But it's still attached to a horse according to your mentally challenged mind, since centaurs are still horses to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:46:21 2015 No.13513079 >>13513064 You want to make something of it fag? Please defend bob, I want to see where you go with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:47:16 2015 No.13513080 >>13513066 Says who? KC only ever said they can grow a frontpussy if the husband so desires. He never says it's a human pussy. For all you know it's a gaping, wet horsepussy up there too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:47:48 2015 No.13513082 >>13513079 You're dumber than Bob. YOU'RE MORE RETARDED THAN HE IS, THAT'S A FUCKING SIGN THAT THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY WRONG WITH YOU WHEN YOUR IQ IS LOWER THAN HIS.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:47:52 2015 No.13513083 Why do you guys even bother? If he wants his waifu to shred the fuck out of her cunt and die when she tries to give birth to a centaur through her frontpussy, who cares?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:48:24 2015 No.13513084 >>13513022 But mamono mana only exists in the MGE universe. What if you took something like the MGQ universe into consideration? That shit literally draws and describes how different monstergirl vaginas are.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:48:34 2015 No.13513086 >>13513078 The front pussy is on the girl part, not the horse part, it's all good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:49:44 2015 No.13513090 File: 685 KB, 800x600, Elf Teacher.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you react to MG teachers in your school/uni?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:49:54 2015 No.13513091 >>13513084 EMG is a better example. MGQ is full of monstrosities.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:50:08 2015 No.13513093 >>13513074 I didn't say I believed that, but it was more like one of those over the top disaster scenarios the brain comes up with more than anything else. Like trying to imagine a person that obnoxious is both hilarious and terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:50:40 2015 No.13513096 >>13513074 >Not tusk maniac >Not frontpussy idiot So that makes you the guy who-...? Obligatory "What are you even doing here?"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:50:40 2015 No.13513097 >>13513090 I'd try and not be a teacher's pet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:50:49 2015 No.13513098 BTW I love you new Janitor!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:51:07 2015 No.13513099 BASED MODS thank god

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:51:46 2015 No.13513102 >>13513097 You an Alp, son? Because teacher's pet is the best thing to be!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:51:57 2015 No.13513104 >>13513096 I'm all for having a monster daughter, I'm just reluctant for having a monster wife.

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:52:10 2015 No.13513107

>>13513080
Actually he said it grows from the desire to cuddle face-to-face, or something like that.

And the original paragraph stated that both it, and the original rear-end cunt are tight as a human pussy. Though if you believe that one guy who has that one relevant pasta, horse-pussy is always capable of this, MAMONO MANA nonwithstanding.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:52:22 2015 No.13513108 File: 2.76 MB, 704x396, elf purging.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513090 >knife-eared scum Purge

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:52:36 2015 No.13513109 >>13513091 Monstrosities with some crazy-ass vaginas.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:53:13 2015 No.13513110 >>13513104 Well...fair enough...I guess?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:53:42 2015 No.13513111 >>13513102 Not him but I'd rather make the teacher my pet Especially if this >>13513090 is the teacher

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:54:02 2015 No.13513112 >>13513107 It is. Mares can prevent rape by tightening their vaginas to the point that nothing can reasonably penetrate it. Despite its size it would be far tighter than a human woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:54:31 2015 No.13513115 >>13512943 >safety Christ... Viral as a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:54:36 2015 No.13513117 >>13513104 You should adopt. Though she'll probably claim you when she comes of age. If the Christmas Cakes don't get to you first.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:54:40 2015 No.13513118 >>13513111 B-but you should respect your elders!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:55:06 2015 No.13513120 >>13513102 B-But I don't want to have the Dragon teacher play favorites! I would like to start dating once she's no longer my teacher

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:55:53 2015 No.13513125 >>13513083 Both can be used to impregnate, no I have never imagined them giving birth through the front one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:56:02 2015 No.13513127 MIDDLE PUSSY IS BEST

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:56:51 2015 No.13513131
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>>13513090
Probably fascination at first, once the novelty wore off it'd entirely depend on the subject and her competency at teaching it. Also a healthy dose of "dayum, dem assets!"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:56:57 2015 No.13513132 >>13513115 I'm having trouble picturing it actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:57:05 2015 No.13513134 >>13513002 >you can't fuck belly-pussy Not without rope or mad pecs, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:57:18 2015 No.13513137 >>13513084 I'm only talking about MGE's centaurs, so that's a discussion for another day.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:58:48 2015 No.13513141 >>13513118 Don't worry, I will. I'll be the most respectful pet owner/dom you can imagine. I've never been one for punishment or verbal abuse. Positive reinforcement is a much better training tool.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:59:03 2015 No.13513143 >>13513090 >She's teaching Greek Welp, I'm dropping this for something practical.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:59:39 2015 No.13513146 >>13513132 I'm just picturing that one scorpion chick. Aren't they the same race/spiral form/I-remember-jack-shit-about-TTGL anyways? Captcha, that is a hamburger, not a sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:59:48 2015 No.13513147 >>13513141 I like you now. Go spread your good kind of maledom around.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:00:12 2015 No.13513149 >>13513090 Uni is different, but I'd be a better student through school cause I'd have to self-learn all day. Teachers too busy sucking cock

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:00:23 2015 No.13513152 File: 22 KB, 334x295, 1424560696798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lets all agree Mgs with 2 pussies are stupid 1) centaur 2) unicorn 3) manticore lets face it 2 pussies is the dumbest childish fantasy ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:00:44 2015 No.13513153 >>13513080 It's on the human half, that's what matters.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:00:47 2015 No.13513154 >>13513090 >elf Time to bust out the ballgags

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:00:49 2015 No.13513156 >>13513141 You my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:00:49 2015 No.13513157 >>13513137 >Post gets deleted >Most likely banned >Responding so someone who responded to you Enjoying the ban evasion?

Anonymous Tue May 19 03:00:56 2015 No.13513158

>>13513051
What are the hours like? How many breaks do I get during a work day? Washroom? Lunch? Can security escort me to my car or the nearest bus station if I stay late? Some days I may get picked up, but other day's I have to get myself home, so I'm sure you'll understand why I'd be concerned with that. It is reassuring to know dental and medical are covered, I am definitely interested in this job.

What type of cliental can I expect to cuddle with? Who are your regulars? You don't need to name names, just monster types. Also what's the opinion of me potentially dating any of the security staff? I doubt that would happen, but I want all my bases covered.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:00:57 2015 No.13513159 >>13513127 >>13513134 This is giving me unwelcome ideas.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:01:31 2015 No.13513161 File: 2.58 MB, 946x522, plastic.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What MG has the best mating dance?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:01:33 2015 No.13513162 >>13513146 All beastmen are indeed all the same non-spiral race. They however cannot breed, though that doesn't mean they can't get into relationships as we see with Tymliph and Adiane.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:02:28 2015 No.13513167 >>13513162 My thanks. I haven't seen TTGL in forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:02:42 2015 No.13513168 >>13513152 Why you gotta be hating on Ms Happy?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:02:45 2015 No.13513169 >>13513161 What the legitimate shit did I just watch?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:02:52 2015 No.13513170 >>13513152 As opposed to a land full of sex starved babes who all want to fuck you, live off sex, promote harems, the rest?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:03:01 2015 No.13513171 >>13513137 >>13513153 So the retard is also a ban evader. There's a shock.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:03:01 2015 No.13513172 >>13513152 Manticore isn't really a pussy though. It's something else entirely, and gained the title of pussy through threadcanon meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:03:24 2015 No.13513175 >>13513161 What's this from?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:03:29 2015 No.13513176 >>13513157 That was my exact thought when this argument continued after that mass deletion.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:03:52 2015 No.13513177 >>13513169 Were you not paying attention? Obviously it was the dance of Hana-chan you retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:04:01 2015 No.13513178 >>13513090 Probably nothing changes, collage ain't going to pay for itself and I don't have time to start fucking teachers. But if there are monster girl students then my chances of having a girlfriend go up significantly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:04:09 2015 No.13513180 >>13513146 >spoiler I get that one a lot

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:04:21 2015 No.13513181 File: 684 KB, 1323x629, Cancer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513161 This grill.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:04:31 2015 No.13513182 >>13513157 I can't be someone who wants to keep the topic going?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:04:35 2015 No.13513183 >>13513169 Dance of Hana-chan the gorilla Are you stupid?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:04:39 2015 No.13513184 >>13513161 If ass is the deciding factor probably troll or wight. Kakuen is most likely to actually have a mating dance though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:05:13 2015 No.13513190 >>13513172 Funny thing is it's technically where the scorpion's asshole is. Tailpussy is manticore anal.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:05:14 2015 No.13513191 >>13513152 Manticores are great. Tail pussy is love, tail pussy is life. It also isn't exactly a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:05:15 2015 No.13513192 >>13513182 The use of "I'm" in your comment gave it away.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:05:35 2015 No.13513193 >>13513178 But if you sex the MG teachers, they'll give you good grades! Hell, you could even make one of them your girlfriend!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:05:42 2015 No.13513194 >>13513161 we need to replace rape with mating dances

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:05:52 2015 No.13513195 File: 41 KB, 339x479, cancer2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513181 Cancer is so underrated

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:06:03 2015 No.13513196 >>13513171 >>13513182

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:06:38 2015 No.13513197 >>13513146 Oh yeah her, Viral did have a crush on her, he has good taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:07:10 2015 No.13513201 >>13513175 +tic neesan I think

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:07:58 2015 No.13513203 Monster girl fuckbuddy?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:08:26 2015 No.13513205 >>13513161 Ushi-Oni. Still no PRW writing a sequel for the Ushi-Loli who did the mating dance and wrote a love letter for her neighbour. Damn you, cliffhangers!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:08:36 2015 No.13513206 >>13513181 >>13513195 This is the kind of thread Cancer I can really get behind.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:09:02 2015 No.13513207 File: 556 KB, 600x517, 01a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BTW here is the pixiv of this guy http://store.steampowered.com/app/353330/?snr=1_4_4__123 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=46427296

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:09:05 2015 No.13513209 >>13513205 Also no Spaceworm updates.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:09:10 2015 No.13513212 >>13513203 Alp-kohai. Manny the manticore Kakuen-chan

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:09:21 2015 No.13513213 >>13513203 So friends who Alped?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:10:03 2015 No.13513214 >>13513169 >>13513175 Plastic nee-san It's fun as fuck but very short

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:10:39 2015 No.13513215 >>13513195 I'd like them so much more without the crab eyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:10:54 2015 No.13513216 >>13513213 Or monster girl friends you fuck but don't get married to.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:10:56 2015 No.13513217 >>13513131 >>13513090 Are these from the same set of images? Or are they from a VN or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:11:16 2015 No.13513219 File: 390 KB, 542x825, Tight Elf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513214 Will watch.

Anonymous Tue May 19 03:11:18 2015 No.13513220

>>13513193
Dude I need to get that education myself, not be handed it by being the teacher's toy. I'm paying to learn! I need that down the road! Sure I'd be tempted to fuck them, but in the classroom I want to maintain a friendly, but profession relationship. Now if I ran into one at a bar and I wasn't in their class anymore then hell yeah I would! If I enjoy their class enough I might try to stay in contact with them afterwards!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:11:46 2015 No.13513221 >>13513207 >monster girl VN on Steam What weird times to live in.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:12:12 2015 No.13513223 File: 795 KB, 905x1240, monoeye2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513207 I want to bully that monoeye so hard

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:12:26 2015 No.13513225 >>13513217 First is the Vanadis school game Not sure about second

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:13:31 2015 No.13513227 >>13513217 No, the harpy is from Sei Monmusu Gakuen, the elf is from Dark Lord.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:13:37 2015 No.13513228 >>13513220 What a goody-twoshoes, god damn. You do you though anon. Me, I want to marry a Christmas Cake with all sorts of assets.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:14:10 2015 No.13513229 >>13513221 What, did you miss when Nekopara was the first blockbuster 17+ title on steam? Shit got thousands of reviews for a net total of like 95%+ positive. Must have broken a ton of records for popularity and positive reviews.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:14:55 2015 No.13513233 >>13513229 Nekopara was a good time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:15:17 2015 No.13513235 >>13513229 Wasn't that the censored version, though?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:16:11 2015 No.13513237 >>13513235 It's on steam, so yeah. The devs made making it 18+ again easy though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:16:24 2015 No.13513238 >>13513233 Surprisingly cute. Still upset the big cat and the little sister didn't get any action

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:17:34 2015 No.13513242 >>13513228 Sorry Anon, but collage is the one place I can't afford to fuck around in. I am however in complete agreeance with you on one thing. I too want to marry a Christmas Cake, I always loved older women!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:17:36 2015 No.13513243 >>13513237 Didn't that involve downloading a second copy of the game or something though?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:17:39 2015 No.13513244 >>13513229 Didn't really count, since kemonomimi stuff isn't exactly rare in Jap stuff the west gets exposed to. But you are right I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:17:41 2015 No.13513245 >>13513235 >>13513237 Most VNs on steam usually release an 18+ patch which simply places back the adult pics they had to remove to put it on steam. It's one of those, "Don't ask, don't tell" tricks for getting adult game content on steam.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:18:58 2015 No.13513248 >>13513228 >You do you This is like the third time I've heard this lately. Where did it come from?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:19:22 2015 No.13513249 File: 2.82 MB, 1920x1080, 1424556177172.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513229 Nekopara has some top-tier TECHNOLOGY and gameplay innovations

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:19:53 2015 No.13513250 >>13513243 Yeah. I guess it wasn't actually that easy then, but you still got sick Steam cred for playing that catgirl game. >>13513245 I'm fine with the tactic so long as the patch is free or cheap.

Anonymous Tue May 19 03:20:00 2015 No.13513252

>>13513158
Generally, we like to have our boys come in on the mornings for those in training, as those hours are the slowest. Afternoon picks up, and after dinner shifts get very busy. You can chance your availability to anything you like. You will get a standard fifteen minutes break for a four to five hour shift, two fifteen minute breaks for six to seven hours, and two fifteen minutes and a thirty minute break for lunch for anything over eight hours. Washroom breaks can be taken anytime you require them, security will help in case of clingers.
The safety of our boys is paramount. Security will always be able to escort you to your vehicle or bus station, as long as they are not away for more than twenty minutes. Unfortunately we do not allow them to escort you all the way back home, as this usually leads to... complications.
Our regular clientele varies depending on time of day. Mornings start with sleepy schoolgirls and businesswomen looking to relax for a few minutes before a hard day. Expect tanuki of both ages, young and curious 'predator' MGs building their confidence, lamia needing a warm-up and Ara ara single mothers coming by after dropping their daughters off. Lunch has the same demographic come by, without the milfs.
Afternoons bring in the unemployed and college crowd. Gazers, oomukades, crow tengu looking for a cozy place to study, and even the occasional arachne.
After work and schools let out it gets very busy, with a wider range. Expect the morning crowd to return again, though the afternoon crowd usually doesn't like the crowd of this time slot.
Evenings is when the undead and nocturnal MGs come in. We get lots of zombies and were-bats, and even some lonely gargoyles. There is a vampire girl that comes by towards closing time when very few other MGs are about too. Besides those mentioned, it's a rather mixed bag.
It is not recommended to date the security staff, but not prohibited. Worst is you'll lose some tips.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:20:23 2015 No.13513253 >>13513249 Dang that heterochromatic slut is fine. Can I bang her in it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:21:02 2015 No.13513257 >>13513249 No one could've predicted Japan's advancement in TECHNOLOGY I miss those /a/ threads

Anonymous Tue May 19 03:21:41 2015 No.13513258

>>13513250
It's always free. I mean, devs sell their game on multiple sites, not just steam. If the steam version meant they lose game content, no one would buy it for steam -- they'd get the full game for the same price elsewhere.

So it's always free, or at least, I have yet to encounter otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:21:55 2015 No.13513260 >>13513253 Gotta love BEEG AMERICAN BREED TITTIES, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:22:04 2015 No.13513262 >>13513253 Nope, you only get to fuck the two in the maid costumes in the first part. No idea what the second part will have, but it'll probably expand the list of fuckable characters. Oh look, Captcha is telling me coffee is soup.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:22:31 2015 No.13513263 >>13513260 She's a Maine Coon? >>13513262 PASS.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:23:24 2015 No.13513266 >>13513260 Maine Coon is quite possibly the best cat breed there is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:23:26 2015 No.13513267 >>13513263 I want ragdoll daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:23:40 2015 No.13513269 >>13513262 Captcha thinks pizza is a drink and that burritos are sandwiches.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:23:55 2015 No.13513270 >>13513263 >She's a Maine Coon? If memory serves. There's a black joke in there somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:24:02 2015 No.13513271 >>13513267 So you can have them turn into liquid cat when you pick them up?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:24:05 2015 No.13513272 >>13513195 She's basically the tongue of a crab, not doing much for attractiveness. >YFW you can't stop imagining her doing the sound Kingler does

Anonymous Tue May 19 03:24:09 2015 No.13513273

>>13513242
I wish I'd known what I wanted to do when I went in to college. The entire time felt like fucking around for me. I just quit for the 3rd time. I don't mind too much because I work. A nice older ara-ara~ lady to provide for me would be the shit.

>>13513248
I don't know, it's been around for awhile.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:25:12 2015 No.13513277 >>13513272 kukikukikuki

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:25:31 2015 No.13513279 >>13513271 Precisely.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:25:32 2015 No.13513280 >>13513263 Yeah, she's a Maine Coon, and is the most attractive girl in the entire game. Of course you can't fuck her, and are forced to deal with the most horrifyingly moe girls you've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:25:56 2015 No.13513281 >>13513277 >Chuuni Wurm asks for cookies

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:26:19 2015 No.13513283 >>13513277 God damn it anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:26:32 2015 No.13513285 >>13513280 Buu-urns! Buu-urns! >>13513281 She can have them if she can open the cookie jar.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:27:07 2015 No.13513287 File: 383 KB, 1200x1629, 01x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513263 >not fucking twin kittens You gay, son?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:27:35 2015 No.13513290 >>13513280 >horrifyingly moe Right? My heart stopped so many times I had to play in front of the local firehouse because they got tired of driving out to pick me up. >>13513285 And this is how you acquire a broken cookie jar.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:27:44 2015 No.13513291 >>13513158 >>13513252 >tfw you almost missed this reply chain due to that webm and that cat game thing This is glorious and my fetish

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:27:54 2015 No.13513293 >>13513280 The purple-haired one was my favorite. You could tell she's in to some really kinky shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:28:28 2015 No.13513295 >>13513290 >implying a chuuni Wurm would ever break the Jar that Provides

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:28:53 2015 No.13513298 >>13513287 NINE MONTHS OLD!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:28:58 2015 No.13513299 >>13513293 She also dances like a magical girl in her spare time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:29:48 2015 No.13513302 >>13513245 How many 18+ porn VNs on steam right now? Huniepop, Nekopara, Grasia (which has loli porn), Littlewitch Romanesque (which is nothing but loli porn), BTW why the fuck Fate/stay night is still not on steam?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:30:11 2015 No.13513304 >>13513299 10/10, would tie up, gag and make sweet, passionate love to.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:32:49 2015 No.13513312 >>13513280 >put great girls in VNs >fuck you, no H-scenes for them Shouldn't have stopped at two bombs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:33:51 2015 No.13513316 >>13513298 BABY FUCK BABY FUCK IT'S AAAWWWWWWWWRIGHT

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:34:02 2015 No.13513317 >>13513312 Vol.2 when?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:34:32 2015 No.13513318 >>13513312 It's planned to be multiple parts. Decent chance they're drawing it out for more dosh.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:35:35 2015 No.13513321 >>13513317 Hasn't been an announced release date for it yet, so no idea. >>13513318 It's guaranteed, especially after they saw how amazingly popular it was in foreign countries.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:35:55 2015 No.13513322 What MG has the best Fuzzy Eyebrows?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:36:29 2015 No.13513323 >>13513143 Looks like English transliterated to Greek to me, as opposed to actual Greek.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:37:04 2015 No.13513326 >>13513322 Russian Bear.

Anonymous Tue May 19 03:37:54 2015 No.13513329

>>13513252
Okay that all sounds very reasonable. I don't think I can work full time at the moment, I got collage. Does a part time position work? Do I have to option to have weekends and holidays off? I need that time to keep up in my studies.

Just to be sure, this purely cuddling right? No sex? What should I do in the inevitable event that I get an erection? Ignore it? Pretend I don't have it? I assume I'll be taught the proper etiquette during training.

I think those are my last questions.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:39:47 2015 No.13513332 >>13513329 >collage Is this now the third time you spelled that wrong? Are you a native speaker?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:40:53 2015 No.13513333 >>13513207 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:44:21 2015 No.13513338 >>13513262 >>13513269 Captchawurm pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:44:56 2015 No.13513340 >>13513332 No.... just a shit speller apparently. I have shamed myself and my language.

Anonymous Tue May 19 03:45:13 2015 No.13513343

>>13513329
Part time shifts work, a healthy rotation of boys that come in at the same times is good for business. They attract regulars. You will be able to request weekends off when you set up your availability, and can request holidays off as well. Holidays tend to be busy, so we offer 1.5x pay for those days.
Our policy is that it will not go beyond cuddling, even in the back rooms where nude cuddling is available for our customers. Should you get an erection, it is better to ignore it as long as you remind the MG cuddling with you they are not allowed to touch even over the cloth. Specific situations will be gone over during training.
We look forward to having you with the family! You'll enjoy halloween, cuddling in costumes tends to be a great event.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:45:50 2015 No.13513345 File: 180 KB, 800x800, 1400289278209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anons, the Demon Lord has trapped you in the top of a tall tower, planning to have her way with you! Which monstergirl comes to save you? What's her soundtrack?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:47:46 2015 No.13513347 >>13513345 It's not THAT Demon Lord right? Otherwise we're all fucked, literally.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:48:13 2015 No.13513349 File: 182 KB, 1333x1000, saya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513207 Best waifu simulator on steam fucking when? They can cut out h-scenes, there were only 2 of them anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:49:02 2015 No.13513352 >>13513349 EXTERMINATUS!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:52:04 2015 No.13513360 >>13513343 Well thanks for this opportunity! I'll take the job! When should I come in? Des tomorrow morning work?

Anonymous Tue May 19 03:52:50 2015 No.13513364

>>13513345
>tfw rescued by Poor, Stupid Wurm-chan
>tfw she feels the need for a disguise
>tfw she shows up at the tower dressed as a hardcore metalhead
>tfw playing TTFAF
>tfw she knocks the tower down from the bottom, hoping if she knocks it down fast enough, it'll fall on itself like in the cartoons she watches
Such is life for Poor, Stupid Wurm-chan

Anonymous Tue May 19 03:53:23 2015 No.13513365
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>>13513345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kzj6wdJuyQ

Complete with a montage of her climbing a nearly endless staircase and beating up the Monster Girls who try to stop her with her fists.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:54:46 2015 No.13513370 >>13513345 Hell if I know. I mean really, I'm locked in a tower, how am I suppose to know who is coming for me?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:55:26 2015 No.13513373 >>13513370 The Heart knows.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:55:38 2015 No.13513375 >>13513360 Tomorrow morning is fine, we'll have to get the documents sorted out then so you can start training the day after.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:56:43 2015 No.13513376 >>13511075 1 million hours late, but yes to both.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:57:51 2015 No.13513381 Is anyone looking to buy some slaves? I've got a lot of slaves I need to sell.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:58:08 2015 No.13513382 >>13513373 Well I'd hope for a Holstaur but she'd have to be Hathor level, or Hathor herself, to take on the DL.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:00:56 2015 No.13513390 >>13513345 >Become empowered by the DL herself as her consort Why do I want to be rescued?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:01:01 2015 No.13513392 >>13513375 (So any chance we can run through my first day at the cuddle parlor? I'm having fun with this and want to see some shenanigans! Are you up for it?)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:02:40 2015 No.13513393 >>13513345 Who would bother rescuing me and why? Are they bored? I'm not like royalty or anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:02:41 2015 No.13513394 >>13513392 Nah, this is getting dangerously close to RP as it is. Besides, I'll only be awake for another hour.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:02:46 2015 No.13513395 >>13513345 >Which monstergirl comes to save you? Haha, fuck no. I got myself into this mess, I'll get myself the hell out of it with wit, steel and sheer pluck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29h3IMVPDD4

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:06:06 2015 No.13513401 >>13513345 A crow tengu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fpjuoKhfJo

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:07:32 2015 No.13513404 >>13513394 (Damn, well it was fun while it lasted. Have a good sleep Anon.)

Anonymous Tue May 19 04:07:38 2015 No.13513406
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>>13513352
Why you are so mean, anon?
Saya is a pure girl. She wanted to help humanity to evolve. Durable, almost immortal bodies and super intelligence in exchange for how your body looks. Who cares about looks when you can become superior being?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:08:49 2015 No.13513409 >>13513401 Truly based.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:10:38 2015 No.13513411 >>13513345 I like this guy's style of answer >>13513370 I'd hope for an Anubis (Or hell, a Dragon, if only for the irony factor), and I'd hope that they'd have the good taste to have this kinda music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xApn6r6Olu8

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:11:01 2015 No.13513412 >>13513345 What's that? My Yeti waifu has been abducted and locked in a tower by the Demon Lord you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTSDGt0ZGkE Time for bloodshed

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:13:53 2015 No.13513419 >>13513412 N-no Anon, I said you were locked in the tower. So your Yeti-waifu needs to save you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:17:21 2015 No.13513428 >>13513345 A mouse comes to save me, secretly. Insert mission impossible music if you want.

Anonymous Tue May 19 04:24:38 2015 No.13513440

>>13513419
Yes, I heard you, my love is locked in a tower and I need to save her.

Peon! Bring me my battleaxe! What do you mean 'I'm the High Commander of the Demon Army'? Is that some sort of rank among the small, ugly people? A peon is a peon, now get moving! And fetch the gore-scraper and blood squeegee!

No, the big one you fool!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:30:32 2015 No.13513451 >cyclops bullying is the third top selling VN already It's good, I guess?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:42:54 2015 No.13513473 File: 260 KB, 768x776, Jinko with fixed nose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513345 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUn2K08JgQw

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:48:20 2015 No.13513479 File: 153 KB, 1012x1400, hoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This fucking thing just sits outside your window and utters a quiet, but rousing 'hoo' whenever you're juuuuust about to fall asleep

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:53:03 2015 No.13513487 >>13513479 I'd let her in and then ball gag her, tie her up and stuff her in my closet so she can't fuck my shit up any more.

Anonymous Tue May 19 04:56:05 2015 No.13513491

>>13513479
If she is going to make puppydog eyes at me instead of doing her job and culling the maus girls, then I'll be forced to go get something that will do her job, like a sweet little werecat.

For every maus girl she catches, she gets a night of preening and cuddles though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:56:51 2015 No.13513492 >>13513479 >>13513479 >That face Need a ditzy owl harpy. Despite owls symbolizing wisdom, they're actually pretty fucking stupid even by bird standards.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:57:36 2015 No.13513496 >>13513491 What does she do with them once she's caught them? She doesn't eat them, does she?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:57:40 2015 No.13513497 >>13513345 A screaming anubis, shamelessly playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEEPosF-tNU over a loudspeaker system.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:59:01 2015 No.13513501 >>13513487 my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:00:13 2015 No.13513505 >>13513492 Not particularly. You can train them like a hawk or a falcon. >>13513496 We tie them up and sell them to the Nya Empire for cash and specialty cheeses.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:03:13 2015 No.13513511 File: 177 KB, 800x922, 8c3e538cbcca1b1132c0fbfad972642399c6c8ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513479 It's all fun and games until the onee-san shows up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:03:33 2015 No.13513514 File: 663 KB, 723x1018, -0.21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm digging the bondage themes tonight.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:04:56 2015 No.13513517 >>13513505 Isn't that like taking them from their homes and selling them into slavery though? Those poor meeces...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:05:55 2015 No.13513518 >>13513514 >mermaid knees

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:07:19 2015 No.13513521 >>13513514 I need extreme bondage for extreme monstergirls. Out of water bondage for mermaids and sea slimes. Submerged bondage for land-dwelling monstergirls. And freefall/weightless bondage for flying monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:07:57 2015 No.13513522 >>13513517 >Their homes >Thieving from me and squatting on my land They're lucky they get sold instead of put down. Also: >Crying about mice being sold to Nyanon They'll have a better life than robbing my cellar and living in holes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:09:29 2015 No.13513525 >>13513521 I think I need Hair bondage with Kejourous personally.

Anonymous Tue May 19 05:13:11 2015 No.13513534
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>>13513518
Hey, she's still in the monsterization process. At least that's what I tell myself.

>>13513521
Is this close enough to your tastes? A powerful monster like that reduced to a mere little girl at the magic of her captors?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:22:24 2015 No.13513556 >>13510339 okay, dont know if my specific fetish is enjoyed here though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:24:43 2015 No.13513561 >>13513556 Then lurk for a few threads. Our tastes are pretty obvious

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:29:06 2015 No.13513565 >>13513556 What is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:43:20 2015 No.13513579 File: 443 KB, 700x865, Lizard2..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hold back while fighting a lizard

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:44:57 2015 No.13513584 >>13513579 This is an excellent form of bullying and I support it.

Anonymous Tue May 19 05:55:50 2015 No.13513598

>>13513579
You know I'd really like to see a lizardman in any franchise in any media fight using a weapon, tail, and claws at the same time. You rarely see it, it's either one or the other. Probably because it's a bitch to animate or account for.

Would make them pretty deadly though. You'd be dueling with her and then she fucks up your footwork with her tail or binds a part of your body if it's really prehensile. She could switch between a one and two handed grip throughout the battle. Two handed for more force in her swing, and she quickly goes one handed for when she wants to claw at her opponents. If her scaly parts are durable enough to take on the average human melee strength then maybe she uses kicking with clawed feet as well since she doesn't have to worry about guarding them as much.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:56:53 2015 No.13513599 >>13512751 Have her follow me to the police station.

Anonymous Tue May 19 06:02:11 2015 No.13513613

>>13513534
Eh, personally my appeal for bondage comes from having trust in your partner, while still being at their mercy. They can do whatever they want to you, you can't do anything about it, but there's enough between you to feel safe while being restrained.
The reduction aspect of it isn't really for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:07:46 2015 No.13513627 >>13513522 What does he even do with all the Mice?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:08:08 2015 No.13513628 File: 175 KB, 707x1000, Split_your_lungs_with_blood_and_thunder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:08:54 2015 No.13513631 >>13512751 Thunderbirds are go :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:10:11 2015 No.13513635 >>13512751 Grab her wings and make her "kiss" something else

Anonymous Tue May 19 06:10:23 2015 No.13513636
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>It's always European high fantasy or modern day
>Not having more wild west-themed stuff

>Tribes of rattlesnake Lamias
>Gunslinging Lizardgirl sheriffs
>That nice little Holstaurus lady who looks after the chapel
>The big, burly Mino who runs the saloon
>Trickster Coyotes prowling the desert

In the very least we need a Monstergirl based off of Native American coyote legends. Messing with people in the desert with all of the smugness of a Kakuen and Cheshire combined.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:11:53 2015 No.13513638 >>13512751 I flash her a big shit eating grin and take the subway

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:12:21 2015 No.13513639 >>13513628 Looking pretty cheesy there

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:14:14 2015 No.13513640 File: 151 KB, 850x981, centitties.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513636 >Be sheriff >Your steed and your deputy are the same person

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:14:51 2015 No.13513642 >>13513628 >gills cute tho I just realized they got the singer from clutch to do a part on that song. So based.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:17:46 2015 No.13513646 >>13513090 I'd make Alp-sensei my cumdump.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:17:46 2015 No.13513647 File: 230 KB, 676x1000, 2819980f2f081519551465c1a22caf63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513636 We have discussed it before, along with New Vegas monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:18:09 2015 No.13513648 >>13513640 Deputy Alison needs to start joining in on morning calisthenics. She won't be catching any criminals like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:19:14 2015 No.13513650 >>13513648 All the criminals are Holst Rustlers anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:20:24 2015 No.13513653 >>13513627 Not making an army. Honest.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:21:25 2015 No.13513657 >>13513638 I's not like she couldn't just follow you there too. If she's yandere and stubborn enough she could even short circuit the subway with her electric powers.

Anonymous Tue May 19 06:21:51 2015 No.13513658
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>>13513636

>Watch fer rattlers, hoss. If that tail starts a'shakin' that means they're mighty angry.
>...Also do it when they're aroused.
>Or hungry.
>Or wore out.
>Or happy.
>...Hell, sometimes they just do it. I think they just like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:22:15 2015 No.13513659 >>13513653 >Cheese Bandits >as an organized warband Oh Lord, deliver us!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:23:44 2015 No.13513661 >>13513636 https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/48/63/d2/4863d2ee8a81c49c3fe2afc8f85aece9.jpg >Coyote girl >Dark skin and covered with markings like this

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:29:51 2015 No.13513671 >>13513636 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xa-GSm1P0I >Howling Mousegirls

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:34:47 2015 No.13513682 >>13513671 My God, that sounds so damn pretty! I-I love it! http://i.imgur.com/j67hp4Z.jpg

Anonymous Tue May 19 06:42:31 2015 No.13513701
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>>13513682
>The Southern Grasshopper Mouse is famous for its distinctive howl, the fact that it's the only carnivorous mouse in North America, and its amazing immunity to the venom of the Arizona Bark Scorpion
>Not only is the venom non-lethal to the mouse (the sting of the scorpion would kill most other small mammals), but it actually acts as a painkiller for the mouse.

>Your face when the scorpion girls are bullied by the howling mice girls

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:43:55 2015 No.13513707 >>13513701 No bully please, nobody loves them anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:45:50 2015 No.13513713 >>13513701 Super neato, a maus waifu who can protect you from the scorpion-assed marauders of the desert.

Anonymous Tue May 19 06:49:33 2015 No.13513722
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>>13513636
In the Wild Monster Girl West, there's only one quick-draw Reptile Girl to protect us from the various Monster Girl bandits and never-do-wells.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:50:27 2015 No.13513723 >>13513722 The way I see it, it's The Demon Lord on one side, the Order on the other, and me in the between.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:52:28 2015 No.13513725 >>13513723 Yes sir, the lawless lands where neither order nor demons have staked their claim. A land of adventure, danger and Monster Girls in burlesque outfits.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:53:40 2015 No.13513729 >>13513725 A time when life had no value, but death had it's price. A fistful of jizz.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:54:13 2015 No.13513731 File: 168 KB, 482x750, GO GO CACTUS GIRL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513636 How do you have sex with a cactus girl? Very, very carefully. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKH9bywzgQ

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:56:12 2015 No.13513733 >>13513731 When you're dying of thirst in the desert, there might be a time where you have to get water from a Cactus Girl. It won't be easy, but nothing in the Wild Monster Girl West is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:56:13 2015 No.13513734 >>13513731 >She whistles like this every time you thrust deep >Your hips begin to move to the rhythm of their own accord >You end up smackin' her ass to the drum beat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:56:15 2015 No.13513735 File: 106 KB, 716x1115, cactus_girl_by_zgul_osr1113-d50758u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513731 They must get pretty lonely in the middle of the desert, all by themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:58:35 2015 No.13513741 >That feel when living in the Monstergirl-infested west >That feel when your dick is worth $$60,000,000,000,000

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:59:35 2015 No.13513742 rachnee best girl

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:00:49 2015 No.13513744 File: 103 KB, 485x337, Rachne caught a husband.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513742 True, but that came a little out of the left field.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:01:12 2015 No.13513745 >>13513741 THE HUMANOID TYPHOON THE 60 BILLION DOUBLE DOLLAR DICK

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:02:12 2015 No.13513749 File: 210 KB, 1000x676, c1cb8b11e16cfa02279b8954c8f30f7c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513741 What are you, some sort of reverse-reverse rapist of monster girls who doesn't let them cum in the end or shoot your seed deep inside them?

Anonymous Tue May 19 07:02:37 2015 No.13513750

>>13513741
>Being a male virgin in the Wild Monster Girl West is outlawed, because that's how it was back then.
>The longer you've been a virgin, the greater your bounty.
>Monster Girl bounty hunters from all walks of their lewd lives seek them out, the most powerful hunting the wizards who hit the age of 30 and higher.
>Wanted: Raped or Alive.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:03:58 2015 No.13513754 >>13513741 >>13513750 Monstergirl West is an interestingly reversal. Monstergirls are the ones going on about law and justice while the humans are the outlaws.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:04:59 2015 No.13513755 >>13513741 >tfw chasing down your twin sister lilim who thinks all humans should just be monsterfied and won't accept peace.

Anonymous Tue May 19 07:07:47 2015 No.13513765

>>13513750

>Top Bounties

>Rawhide Clint
>Made a childhood promise to his waifu to never have sex with another
>She herself is a famous outlaw and he spends his life searching for her.

>Father Joseph the Deliverer
>The last living celibate priest in the war-torn west

>Slick Willy Thompson
>He's just really, really shy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:08:53 2015 No.13513768 >>13513765 >>Rawhide Clint >>Made a childhood promise to his waifu to never have sex with another >>She herself is a famous outlaw and he spends his life searching for her. writefags, get to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:15:58 2015 No.13513785 >>13513768 If its an idea you like so much, why not write it yourself?

Anonymous Tue May 19 07:24:15 2015 No.13513800

http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7
>A day later, in your room with little Ushi
>You've just finished an in-depth lecture on age of consent laws and social norms.
>Little Ushi is looking up at you with a blank expression.
>"So, do you understand?" You ask.
>She smiles and slowly nods her head. "No."
>Then why are you nodding. Stop nodding. "What I'm saying is I can't date you because it's illegal. You're too young and our ages are too far apart. I would get arrested."
>"Oooohh," she says in understanding. "I get it. What a weird law."
>She frowns in thought for a moment before her face lights up. She turns and skitters out the door while calling out "Hold on."
>She's gone for several minutes.
>When she returns she enters the room triumphantly holding out a stack of papers.
>It looks like some kind of form or legal document.
>"What's this?"
>"Permission!" she grins. "Mama said some species get special laws and for us it's fine as long as we get parental permission."
>Glare out your window.
>Your Ushi neighbor Cindy is out there watering her flowers.
>She notices you and waves. Then she winks and makes an obscene gesture with her fingers.
>Bitch
>Time to try a different tactic
>You pull out your old high school health books and take a deep breath — this is going to be awkward as fuck.
>Give her the birds and the bees talk, medical version. As you expected, she didn't get much out of that porn she watched, so you have to go into detail.
>She seems way too fascinated by everything. You try to rush through it.
>At the end you pull out an empty balloon.
>"Now watch, this part is important."
>You blow air into it until it pops. She gives a little jump.
>You hold of the broken husk and say, "You're the balloon."
>"...Ha?"
>"I mean, because you're still small and I'm big...it wouldn't fit. You know, the thing? It wouldn't fit, uh, inside."
>She glances at the balloon. "I would pop!?"
>Nod solemnly. "You would pop."

Anonymous Tue May 19 07:25:19 2015 No.13513802

>>13513800
>She grimaces.
>You could always date her anyways and just hold off on sex, but hopefully she won't realize that. To monsters, dating usually equals fucking.
>"So you see, we can't date right now. We would have to wait until you get bigger."
>She sits in silence for a long moment.
>Hopefully she isn't too sad about it.
>Eventually she looks up and says with heroic determination, "I understand."
>You watch her march out the door and back to her own house.
>What
>A thought occurs to you and you dash after her.
>On the way through the yard you make sure to give Cindy another good glare. She giggles at you.
>You search through the Ushi-house until you find Mini-Ushi.
>She's in the Kitchen.
>Chugging milk.
>You almost burst out laughing but decide against it and sneak out before she sees you.
>Once out of earshot you let out a deep sigh of relief. You were expecting her to have some sort of size-changing potion or something.
>"Milk," you laugh to yourself, shaking your head. That's kind of cute.
>And surely harmless.
>Surely.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:37:35 2015 No.13513830 >>13513802 NO. SHE'LL GET STRONGER BONES TO PELVISCERATE YOU HARDER.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:41:32 2015 No.13513837 >>13513800 >>13513802 Yay, more mini-ushi!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:43:14 2015 No.13513841 File: 152 KB, 450x638, hug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513731 Cacti need hugs.

Anonymous Tue May 19 07:47:32 2015 No.13513849

>>13513802
Yanno, the grimderp ending to this which a part of me wants to see is that he gets over his fear, and on their first night she loves him to death. And it just destroys everyone. His mother loses her son, all because she trusted those Ushi-Oni and forced him into their paws. The Mini-Ushi has a crash course in realizing her own strength and loses her crush/lover, and the older ushi mother who did nothing to stop it gets a reinforcement in her pelvis shattering image and a destitute daughter.

Anonymous Tue May 19 07:54:07 2015 No.13513864
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What'cha doing nerds?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:59:16 2015 No.13513880 File: 322 KB, 724x1024, 1431630134574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is she kawaii?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:07:23 2015 No.13513907 >>13513701 I caught one during my field mammalogy course. They're not super big, but their teeth are pretty impressive when you compare them to everything else in the same size. Muscled as fuck jaws too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:08:01 2015 No.13513913 >>13513864 Watching some videos for a band I recently found out about.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:13:28 2015 No.13513925 >you will never stab a kunoichi in the chest with her own sai in front of her blind husband

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:15:50 2015 No.13513932 >>13513864 N-nothing...

Anonymous Tue May 19 08:17:37 2015 No.13513939

>>13513925
>in front of her blind husband
>blind
Kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it? I mean you could stab her in the general vicinity of him to much the same effect.
You could stab her anywhere you please and just tell him about it.
This sounds like a bad monty python sketch

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:23:17 2015 No.13513965 >>13513864 Trying to find a way to record the EMG anime trailer directly from the screen so I can reupload it. Also making a pair of other little things for you guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:28:16 2015 No.13513975 >>13513965 I think there are a couple plug-ins that can do that. Real player had one when I used it last, but that was a while ago

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:33:20 2015 No.13513990 >>13513939 Little did we know he's blind but not really, that toxic waste spill did weird things to his senses

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:35:56 2015 No.13513999 im still here http://haohi.tumblr.com/post/119355263833

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:36:53 2015 No.13514003 http://i.imgur.com/9Sc1tY5.gifv Anyone wanna greentext a mantis girl pole dancing so that she can pay her tuition fees?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:39:45 2015 No.13514013 >>13514003 Ugh, it's like that fucking dancing ballerina illusion thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:40:06 2015 No.13514014 >>13513999 Yeah, I saw. Nicely done.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:41:20 2015 No.13514018 >>13513999 >Jinko foot-paw job. Oh my, this is awakening something.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:43:35 2015 No.13514030 >>13513990 It took this post for me to get the reference. In my defense it's not a very well known series.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:48:24 2015 No.13514045 >>13514003 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:49:35 2015 No.13514050 File: 3.81 MB, 2500x2000, 1426409780470.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13513999 You're not Wizard, but you're definitely mah main man!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:52:30 2015 No.13514061 >>13514050 Wizard?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:58:21 2015 No.13514072 >>13514003 >pole dancing for tuition fees Land of the Free pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:03:49 2015 No.13514092 File: 64 KB, 500x700, fitloli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fit loli a best. She's just all compressed muscle.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:06:44 2015 No.13514095 >>13513999 That's one puffy tail. Also puffy tiger vulva. Nice one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:28:57 2015 No.13514155 File: 586 KB, 1024x762, 1432042137670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514092 Soft loli a best. She's just all concentrated love and cuddliness.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:29:25 2015 No.13514156 >>13513802 So she's going from a fuzzy backpack to a fuzzier, chubbier backpack?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:40:55 2015 No.13514178 File: 225 KB, 817x900, 7e52208ceef3d391e6f51ec1aaa4e0b0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514092

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:46:47 2015 No.13514182 >>13513800 >>13513802 If that's holst milk, chubby little cowspider incoming.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:46:49 2015 No.13514183 >>13514178 I want to tickle that belly

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:55:37 2015 No.13514202 File: 1.43 MB, 1446x2046, elf abs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember, Elves are your allies! They are more human than monster! We should interbreed.

Anonymous Tue May 19 09:55:45 2015 No.13514203

>You will never marry a Holstaur High Priestess of Hathor
>She will never be kidnapped by a Sabbath group who wants to show the superiority of flat chests over fat chests
>They will never use a lolifying ritual on your wife
>The ritual will never fail, thanks to the blessings of Hathor
>Hathor will never angrily smite the Sabbath, giving all it's members huge milky jugs that must be emptied 3 times a day at least
>The Sabbath members will never become some of the most fervent priests of Hathor, sharing her bounty with all who want or need it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:58:26 2015 No.13514209 >>13514202 Way ahead of you. No, of course I didn't ask for her permission.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:05:13 2015 No.13514220 File: 1.44 MB, 1789x1997, Art by Wizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514061 He was the MGQ Drawfriend for a long time. He also drew Jinko getting a tum tum scratch.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:05:21 2015 No.13514221 File: 534 KB, 800x1177, 49051309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514202 Around elves watch yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:06:43 2015 No.13514226 >>13514178 I wanna vomit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:09:36 2015 No.13514236 >>13514221 I want to breed with a pudgy elf.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:10:28 2015 No.13514240 File: 371 KB, 606x777, Jinko_by_wizard_898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514220 >"A-Anon! That's private!"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:14:40 2015 No.13514250 File: 678 KB, 486x4123, 1408765921448.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wizard also made this gem. Or maybe that was Promestein Drawguy or GrandmastahG... It's hard to tell after so long.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:17:42 2015 No.13514258 >>13514250 Is that supposed to be a Harpy?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:19:36 2015 No.13514265 File: 128 KB, 800x602, All dat plumage gawd dayum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514258 You disappoint me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:30:36 2015 No.13514284 >>13514236 No you don't. Do you want pudgy daughterus? Because that's how you get pudgy daughterus.

Anonymous Tue May 19 10:46:47 2015 No.13514316
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>Although their objective changed from killing and devouring flesh and blood, to mating and milking semen, the setting “monsters assault humans” remained.
>Additionally, since the setting “monsters are biologically superior beings to humans,” also remained, nothing but the monster girls who are both mothers and superior beings actually ended up resulting from the coupling of humans and monster girls, even though the demon lord had expected that the incubi, who are the males of the unified race, would also have been born.

>Because of this, the racial unification that the demon lord seeks is impossible. Instead, the humans will probably eventually die out gradually just the way the present gods and chief god insisted it would be.

>monsters are biologically superior beings to humans
>humans will probably eventually die out gradually just the way the present gods and chief god insisted it would be.

Anonymous Tue May 19 10:48:40 2015 No.13514319

>>13514316
>Because of this, the racial unification that the demon lord seeks is impossible. Instead, the humans will probably eventually die out gradually just the way the present gods and chief god insisted it would be.
Even in-universe this is still a what-if scenario.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:51:23 2015 No.13514326 I want to throw an Arachne's husband off of a bridge!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:55:53 2015 No.13514340 >>13514326 While he uses her web as bungee cord?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:56:26 2015 No.13514342 >>13514326 For what reason?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:57:14 2015 No.13514344 >>13514342 Because it'd be a SNAP!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:57:28 2015 No.13514345 >>13514342 Because. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:58:38 2015 No.13514349 >>13514284 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:03:47 2015 No.13514358 >>13514316 Knigga, humans die out because incubi aren't human, just like monstergirls aren't regular monsters. It's the two halves of the combined race plan.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:06:14 2015 No.13514360 >>13514358 Are incubi most comparable to Reploids in the Megaman series?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:09:04 2015 No.13514365 >>13514345 Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:09:36 2015 No.13514367 >>13514358 Except monster girls can't give birth to incubi. The race plan doesn't work because of this.

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:09:48 2015 No.13514368

>>13513802
>Indeterminate passage of time later, walking to the park with little Ushi
>On a date
>She eventually caught on to the 'you can date without fucking' loophole and coerced you into being her boyfriend.
>Well, not really coerced. Guilted.
>She was very proud of her revolutionary and genius idea.
>It's ok though, this isn't a complete disaster yet, you just need to come up with something before her sealing. That's the coming-of-age ceremony for Ushis and she already agreed to no pelvis crushing — or as she calls it, 'kissy stuff' — until then.
>The dates the two of you go on now are no different from what you were doing with her before, so that isn't an issue.
>When you get to the park you notice a group of kids has already claimed the sandbox.
>Two Lizards with cardboard swords, an elf with a Nerf crossbow, and a Holst wearing what looks like a tailored white pillowcase.
>Pretty elaborate setup for some kids playing make-believe.
>As you approach you see a few more girls join the group. Two teenagers, a Wurm and an Oomukade, and...an adult Succubus in Paladin cosplay.
>You freeze in your tracks. Mini-Ushi does too.
>You both watch the group curiously.
>After a short dicussion they spread out. The bug calls out something made unintelligible by her bracers and makes a gesture with a little stick in her hand.
>One of the Lizards goes down in a heap. The Holst hurries over to the prone Lizard and raises her hands then starts to chant something.
>"What are they doing?" Little Ushi asks you.
>"I think they're...LARPing..." You can't keep a tinge of disdain out of your voice.
>"What's that?"
>"Something really embarrassing."
>She watches them for a minute more before asking, "Can we play?"

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:11:06 2015 No.13514371

>>13514368
>You sigh. You knew it was coming. You check your pockets and surroundings — if you're going to do this you're going to do it right, dammit!
>Inspect little Ushi, sizing her up. She's gotten a lot bigger in the last few months. Stronger too. It's weird, her figure hasn't really changed but she's definitely meatier somehow. She's probably strong enough to pull off what you're planning.
>You grab the longest, straightest branch you can find. Then you empty out a small metal pail and place it over your head.
>You slide one leg over little Ushi's back and seat yourself on her abdomen.
>"You are a Gold Dragon with maxed resistances to all schools of magic. I'm your dragoon, I specialize in armor and physical resistance buffs."
>You wrap one arm around little Ushi's waist and use the other to hold your lance in place. Her ears are wiggling rapidly and she's letting out strange little noises but you ignore it and survey the field.
>"Aim for the Succubus, she's the general. Are you ready?"
>Little Ushi still seems slightly unhinged but she nods.
>"Go."
>As your mount carries you into battle you let out the most bloodthirsty warcry you can manage.
>Damn, filthy LARPers. You're going to embarrass them so bad they'll never want to show their faces in your park again.
>You spend the rest of the afternoon in pitched battle.
>Little Ushi makes a few new friends and you have the odd experience of watching an Oomukade and a Succubus compete to see who can spill their spaghetti harder. You have never met a less sensual Succubus in your life, not even close.
>Turns out the wurm was the only one in that sad lot with a boyfriend, and also the only one comfortable with talking to a man.
>Nice people though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:11:57 2015 No.13514373 >>13514367 They will once the DL wins, in the far future. You know the one that had cradles/reservations and all that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:13:50 2015 No.13514378 >>13514371 >Turns out the wurm was the only one in that sad lot with a boyfriend, and also the only one comfortable with talking to a man. Heehee.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:14:26 2015 No.13514379 >>13512751 Ignore and march home. I'm too pissed to give a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:14:48 2015 No.13514382 >>13513802 >"Milk," you laugh to yourself It's Mommy's private reserve of Dad-Milk that made her grow so strong.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:18:59 2015 No.13514391 >>13514382 It's Whole, high quality, organic Holst milk.

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:19:23 2015 No.13514393
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>>13514316

The solution to maximize the happiness of both races is clear.

Humans cannot be free. If left to their own devices they'd choose monsters over human women more and more. The monster population grows, the human population dwindles, extinction is inevitable. Humans must be treated as a renewable resource. They must be subjugated.

Place them all under monster rule. The women could be used as livestock...but they're too intelligent and they can be dangerous on their own. In order for this to work, the human women too must be kept happy and unwilling to revolt.

Two segregated societies. One of humans only, both men and women, and one of monsters with human men integrated in.

Allow the humans to live out their days in peace and happiness under the protection of their monster superiors. Let them breed. Let them work. Let them create. But under our observation and control.

Integrate as many human men born into the human settlements into our own as we have need for. Best to take them when young. Raise them from infancy in a monster's world. They'll think nothing odd at all about living amongst us and courting with us when raised this way. Of course, human mothers are like monster mothers. They can be possessive. So instead, we take the unwanted male children. We institute a sizable monetary reward for any infant children willingly given to us by the mother. They'll begin giving birth willingly, solely to fuel our society for the sake of reward and luxury.

A complete merger into a single unified race is impossible, but it's perfectly possible live side-by-side as one inferior and one superior society.

Revolution. Now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:19:25 2015 No.13514394 >>13514371 Man, I love this shit. Glad you continued with it.

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:19:40 2015 No.13514395

>>13510339
>>13513561
decided on non smut

>>13513768
here ya go, though probably not what you hoped.

The bell tolls.
steel grinds against leather
Gunpowder ignites, the rapidly enlarging flame pushing against metal.
Shrieks taint the ears of children in hiding.
Dust rises.
Silence.

No, not silence. heavy breathing fills the evening. When the dust settles only one stands, the figure sigh's and takes heavy steps toward the small body bleeding in the sand. The winner re holsters his trusted compadre and tips his hat upwards. knees bend the terrifyingly accurate hand picks up a small sombrero and places it on a golden crown, protecting the eyes from the falling sun.

"I didn't want this you know, I respected you"

The small body cough's up blood, a laugh, followed by a defiant grin.
"I-i do not allow outlaws in my city, not even decent fellows like you nevershooter"

The criminal lifts his head revealing a grisled but handsome face.
"I had no choice black mouse, they found me."
"My last resort was this city, I even used an alias."
"Why couldn't you turn an eye, just this once."

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:20:46 2015 No.13514397

>>13514395
The mouse groaned and with a fierce will she shoved her ears through the tiny holes at the side of the sombrero. One of her ears the contrasting dark black color she was known for.
"And miss a chance to beat the infamous nevershooter, never."

A slight tear rolled from the man's eye.
"I am sorry it couldn't be you Carly. It must have been hard, hearing about all these stories of Rawhide Clint looking for your rival."

The mouse laughed softly again, interrupted by a cough.
"I always knew i didn't stand a chance, you've always had a weak for scales."
She grinned.
"Now go, you wouldn't want to get caught before you find shirley would you."

"let me get you a doctor Carly, to ease the pain."

The small golden body heaved.
"let me die in piece Clint, howling at the moon one last time."

Rawhide sighed deeply and reached for his pocket, he unpeeled his last chocolate cigarette and placed it in the cute mouses mouth. He really wished it could have been Carly. He stood up and began walking, they would be here soon and he had to move swiftly.

The last thing he heard from the town he grew up in where the soft howls of his childhood friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:25:11 2015 No.13514406 >>13514393 At least 10 paladins had a heart attack reading this text.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:27:00 2015 No.13514410 >>13514406 It's fine, the Wisps are eagerly awaiting their new husbands.

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:27:04 2015 No.13514411

>>13514393
That's stupid. You're stupid.
Humans shouldn't have to submit to monsters in any way.

Instead, deny to monsters and incubi any from of procreation.
Have human society stay exactly the same way it is and allow willing monsterization to humans who want to become monster girls or incubi at the price of not being able to have any more children. That way people can have as many children as they want and afterwards choose what monster girl/type of incubi they want to transform into.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:27:36 2015 No.13514413 >>13514371 Adorable

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:29:26 2015 No.13514418 >>13514411 There are many species that can't increase their numbers with corruption, so you are basically genociding them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:31:45 2015 No.13514422 >>13514395 >>13514397 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:32:08 2015 No.13514424 >>13514393 Knowing my luck I'd get put in the human settlement. Well at least other people would get to be happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:32:33 2015 No.13514426 >>13514418 >There are many species that can't increase their numbers with corruption, so you are basically genociding them. Name one of them. Lilims can turn anyone they want into whatever type of monster girl they wish to, just like Druella does.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:33:45 2015 No.13514429 >>13514393 I'm a traitor and what is this.

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:34:20 2015 No.13514431
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>>13514411
>Humans shouldn't have to submit to monsters in any way.

It's only natural for the inferior creatures to submit themselves to those stronger than them. In order for this to work then there must be some law in order. It can't be chaotic. People can't be allowed to do whatever they want. In order to keep both populations balanced then there has to be someone overseeing it.

The humans can't be free because freedom will lead to both the demise of both humans and monsters. The monsters, of course, will have to make sacrifices too. They can't go into human settlements, they can't rape human men anymore.

Really, it all comes down to 'Who is more fit to oversee this system of regulations'? Who's more fit? Some humans who live...what? 60? 70 years? Or a group of monsters who have already lived over ten times that? More experience, more power, more influence. the choice is obvious.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:34:58 2015 No.13514434 >>13514424 You would probably have a human harem. >>13514426 Ah yes, the Lilims and their transformation bullshit, I always forget it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:36:19 2015 No.13514439 >>13514393 >I want to be purged You could've just asked.

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:36:24 2015 No.13514440

>>13514426
His point should have been
>If monster families have only one child then their population remains stable in-perpetuity
>You only have to accomadate the proper tithe of men to supply them with husbands

Corruption in general is a terrible way to make new monsters because it kills any culture different races have.

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:37:30 2015 No.13514444
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>>13514424

We could always allow for some controlled immigration. Only one-way though. For obvious reasons, people from the monster society should not be able to immigrate to the human society.

It would be strictly controlled, of course. In order to keep the populations balanced not everyone who wants to immigrate will be able to. But as populations change, just about any man should be able to immigrate eventually if he wants to.

Women, of course, will have to stay.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:37:33 2015 No.13514445 >>13514411 >Instead, deny to monsters and incubi any from of procreation Fuck you. If I have to support the monsters to have my daughterus I will.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:38:21 2015 No.13514450 >>13514431 >might makes right So if we beat you, you'll shut your mouth? Works for me.

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:40:36 2015 No.13514454

>>13514431
>'Who is more fit to oversee this system of regulations'
Obviously the one who doesn't spend his whole time putting penises into whatever orifices they can find on their bodies. Not even Pharaoh who used to be powerful and wise rules over humans can do anything useful since they spend the whole fucking day fucking their consort kings, all because of their monsterization.

Who cares how much fucking years old you are if the only thing you have experience on is sucking dicks, you slut.

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:41:29 2015 No.13514455
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Y'know, I've always had a feeling that things aren't likely to work in either the Order or Demon Lords favor, and humanity, along with monstergirls are bound to go a different route entirely.

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:41:38 2015 No.13514456
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>>13514444

Well, actually...I guess some human women could immigrate. But only if they're willing to be corrupted into monsters.

This would be rarer though since there's not much of a need for more monsters when we can reproduce naturally. But I suppose corruption can be seen as another way of reproducing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:42:40 2015 No.13514460 >>13514454 This. Like hell are we gonna let bitches who are in heat all the damn time make the rules.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:43:01 2015 No.13514462 >>13514456 Top Meido

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:43:35 2015 No.13514464 File: 1.00 MB, 1201x762, femdom intensifies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514450 >So if we beat you PFFFFFFFFFFFT

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:44:38 2015 No.13514472

>>13514455
Then you can't read for jack. KC has always pushed the monsters and corruption as the good guys, and horrors like Deruella are painted as heroes by him. Hell, he outright states in several places that the DL will win eventually.

It's a nightmare when you step back and look at it from the outside, but that's how he's written it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:45:33 2015 No.13514474 >>13514464 >invincible monstars I don't think so Tim.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:49:04 2015 No.13514478 File: 113 KB, 960x720, 1424325178821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw niggas just want to fight each other instead of achieving UNDERSTANDING

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:51:16 2015 No.13514482 >>13514478 Alp, you should have been taking better screenshots during ZZ, like ass-scratcher Gaza C.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:52:44 2015 No.13514485 >>13514482 I'm not Alp, I'm just another Gundamfag that browses these threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:53:22 2015 No.13514487 >>13514464 I want to get heatpatted and cheeknuzzled by Suzuka-sama.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:54:43 2015 No.13514493 >>13514478 I want to fight my waifu in bed for dominance.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:55:04 2015 No.13514496 >>13514485 When you think about it, there's a lot of us funny enough

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:55:07 2015 No.13514497 >>13514478 Hey, I enjoy having my soul held down by gravity.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:55:23 2015 No.13514498 File: 303 KB, 875x800, fa819f2e51c052e47fc078d0a5d593ee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514487 I want to punish her for being a bad girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:56:05 2015 No.13514501 >>13514497 >He enjoys having his soul weighed down by gravity Earthnoids everyone

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:56:23 2015 No.13514503 >>13514493 Ares will surely be watching.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:57:03 2015 No.13514504 >>13514501 Fuck off space colony fags, earth is olev.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:57:28 2015 No.13514506 >>13514462 Succumaid dindu nuffin.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:58:18 2015 No.13514510 >>13514504 Earth would be olev is you Earthnoid scum didn't pollute it to hell and back.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:58:41 2015 No.13514511 >>13514504 >>13514510 Earth-sama is best PILF.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:58:58 2015 No.13514512 File: 154 KB, 943x1333, dark centaur.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HORSE PUSSY EXPLOSION

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:59:32 2015 No.13514515 >>13514501 Well excuse me for not wanting to be one broken wall away from suffocation in the black void of space. >>13514506 That she didn't, best meido.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:59:34 2015 No.13514516 >>13514510 Feel free to starve in space then. Ungrateful pricks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:00:01 2015 No.13514518 >>13514511 >Not Jupiter-sama >Not Venus-nii

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:00:58 2015 No.13514519 >>13514512 >delicious chocolate >meido >glasses >horse pussy I am conflicted.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:01:15 2015 No.13514520 >>13514518 Saturn-chan is best Planetfu. Y'all bitches got rings? No? Well too bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:01:25 2015 No.13514522 >>13514518 Mercury-chan a best

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:02:34 2015 No.13514523 >>13514512 Centaurs can't be good maids.

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:03:08 2015 No.13514527

>>13514515
As if you're so much safer on your polluted rock of a planet. remind me again about how many colonies we've sent to your backwater planet?
And while you're at it, remind me what would've happened if Axis impacted

>>13514516
At least we unlocked humanities fullest potential. Unlike you Earthnoids who're too busy being protected by your so called "Earth Federation' that's more corrupt than Dark Samus
Feddies I swear

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:03:11 2015 No.13514528
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>>13514512
>tfw I'll be the guy to invent horse shoes
>No not those shoes, regular shoes
>But for centaurs

Also the MGE World's End Game is to wreck the Chief God so that Incubi children can be born naturally.

Though I mean technically mankind does go extinct unless they just left some of them alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:03:48 2015 No.13514531 >>13514519 >delicious chocolate >meido >glasses >tiny hoof shoes >horse pussy Time to molest the maid.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:03:52 2015 No.13514532 File: 1.10 MB, 1421x800, 06d7b08ab2a196966ebd509a03545756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a cyborg monsterwaifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:04:20 2015 No.13514534 >>13514522 >Mercury-chan >Not Neptune-chan You're just upset that you can't handle all that wetness

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:05:01 2015 No.13514536 >>13514523 Maybe in a mansion with large rooms and corridors. And not many stairs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:05:10 2015 No.13514537 >>13514527 I don't need to hear this from a bunch of space-traitors.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:06:02 2015 No.13514540 File: 515 KB, 1024x768, centaur.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514519 Just give in. Learn to love it. Dive in mouth-first. Two words for you, baby. Muscle control.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:06:54 2015 No.13514544 >>13514537 You're still upset about the whole "independence" aren't you? Couldn't handle superior beings not wanting to be on your leash? Of course, you would never understand, what with your soul being weighed down by gravity

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:07:05 2015 No.13514546 >>13514540 No, I am a man of conviction.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:08:07 2015 No.13514548 >>13514544 >superior Que?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:08:40 2015 No.13514549 File: 32 KB, 346x254, horse booty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514546 Then convict yourself to gettin' all up in that pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:09:03 2015 No.13514550 >>13514527 Radical climate change and death. WE on the other hand would just need to hookup a tank of something nasty to your little bubble and pump it in. See: Side 2

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:09:15 2015 No.13514553 File: 50 KB, 800x1000, 26b89f9a92248803a3cd5ca7a75409d3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514519 >Not wanting delicious chocolate horse-pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:10:54 2015 No.13514559 >>13514549 I refuse, you can't make me.

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:12:01 2015 No.13514563

While we got a bit Grimderp there everyone seems to have forgetten the part right after.

>However, as for the demon's lord's power, every time the demon lord stores power, every time the monsters increase in number, and every time the demon realm expands, it grows stronger. If the demon lord's power continues to increase at this rate, eventually she'll be able to completely overwrite and establish the monster girls' settings. If it occurs, then incubi will end up also being born from monster girls. Human men and monster girls will seek one another, and then it can lead to the rebirth of a new human race.

>Presently, it is said that the demon lord and her husband who is the human hero keep doing nothing but endless copulation deep within the demon lord's castle in order to build up demonic energy. They're an incubus and succubus couple, and the more they have sex, the more power they are able to grant to one another. Their power keeps rapidly growing more immense.

>And one more thing.

>The demon lord's demonic power which is linked with all monster girls will grow bigger, however slightly, if you couple with a monster girl and give them your spirit energy. You are also one of those who holds the world's future and destiny in his very hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:13:55 2015 No.13514570 >>13514563 So the answer is obvious. Cut off the snake's head and kill the Demon Lord.

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:14:06 2015 No.13514571

>>13514550
Of course you'd be a Titan. I bet you'd only join those scum because of their uniform
Zeon did it first though. Plus
>Implying gassing compares to freezing the entire planet over
You can't destroy all the colonies in time to stop Axis. And even then you Feddie scum would be the villains because you killed billions because you're too buttblasted about how painting something red makes them 3x faster
And who discovered this? Beings whose souls aren't weighed down by your gravity

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:15:15 2015 No.13514576

>>13514563
>The demon lord's demonic power which is linked with all monster girls will grow bigger, however slightly, if you couple with a monster girl and give them your spirit energy

Yeah that's the line I was looking for since forever, the one about how the Demon Lord (and Lilim too probably) draw power from everyone like a Spirit Bomb whenever any guy bangs a monster.

Which makes them even more bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:15:21 2015 No.13514577 >>13514563 >it's pretty dumb Yeah, I think we figured that out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:16:06 2015 No.13514580 >>13514563 Fuck that I ain't letting my race die out for some pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:16:27 2015 No.13514581 >>13514549 This is so stupid, those doors act on motion or a plate under the ground. Both of which Cerea should have activated. BUT NOPE HURR DURR COMEDY BECAUSE CEREA HAS TO LOOK THE MOST INCOMPETENT. TRULY OKAYDO'S FAVORITE CHARACTER

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:17:16 2015 No.13514582

>>13514571
It's efficient, why spend all your time dragging a colony or meteor from space when you can just hook up a tank and make use of it?
For people who claim they to want to save the earth, you sure are inefficient about these things.
You're just jealous of our uniforms by the way.
I bet you have a girl's name.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:17:33 2015 No.13514585 File: 73 KB, 500x500, e2a9863fd7573ce1d0857de0632a6d0b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to work at the butler cafe!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:19:07 2015 No.13514591 >>13514585 Sorry they don't have XL uniforms

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:20:32 2015 No.13514598

>>13514580
It's not killing off the human race, it's just the next step in evolution.
Humans have to choose to leave their own humanity behind so that they can progress become more than human.

It's not genocide, it's uplifting. Even if you didn't asked for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:21:04 2015 No.13514602 >>13514563 So if we "poisoned" our spirt energy, that poison would travel back to the DL? I need to talk to my wizard friend real quick.

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:21:08 2015 No.13514604

>>13514582
>You're just jealous of our uniforms
>Implying the Titans uniform can compare to the beauty that is the Principality of Zeon's uniforms
Earthnoid scum, thinking their namby pamby uniforms can compare to the glory that is Zeon-
>I bet you have a girls name
Listen here you little shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:22:13 2015 No.13514610 >>13514598 >Magical transformation into different creatures >Evolution Don't even try to play this off as a natural process. It's social darwinism-tier

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:24:29 2015 No.13514615

>>13514570
Well, no. If you take out the Demon Lord and her kind then you no longer have waifus and the you and your descendants have to fight unsexy monsters who literally want to eat you from then on.

If you kill the Chief God the Demon Lord stops them from wanting to rape humans and makes them boymakers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:25:04 2015 No.13514619 I want to work for an organization of paladins and seal away monster girls to save humanity!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:27:57 2015 No.13514633 File: 93 KB, 307x600, 048_Dark_Priest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514619 >"Our organization does exactly that! Come with me and I will show you our headquarters..."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:28:26 2015 No.13514638 >>13514619 >seal away You're either a magical girl, or a /ss/ with a dumb sword and no spine. Regardless, good on you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:29:44 2015 No.13514650 >>13514638 Or I could be a dense motherfucker that eventually turns into what he was fighting for so long in order to save the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:31:31 2015 No.13514658 >>13514650 As long as you kill yourself at the end, that's alright I guess.

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:33:33 2015 No.13514666

>>13514610
>It's social darwinism-tier
It might not be natural, but what doesn't mean it's bad. Who says that everything natural is good and everything artificial is bad?

And it's not social darwinism; no-one is having their right to reproduce denied or being systematically eradicated. Just think of your body as hardware and your soul and mind as software.
Like phasing-out old and inefficient technology over new one more advanced in every way, global monsterization will get rid of human bodies while giving you a new one without having to even change the software you were running.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:34:26 2015 No.13514667 >>13514658 But what if that makes everything bad again?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:35:21 2015 No.13514670 >>13514666 >Monsterization >Not brainwashing Satan plz

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:35:22 2015 No.13514671 >>13514666 >without having to even change the software you were running. No, I don't want your touch-based OS, fuck you Satan.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:36:22 2015 No.13514675 >>13514667 It won't, just do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:37:16 2015 No.13514681 >>13514670 >Monsterization >brainwashing Orderfag, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:38:20 2015 No.13514686 >>13514675 Alright then.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:39:30 2015 No.13514687 >>13514681 Oh right, "enhancing the mind", as you call it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:40:02 2015 No.13514690 >>13514540 >centaur lingerie That's silly, that centaur is silly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:40:52 2015 No.13514694 >>13514690 You're silly you fucking slut.

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:41:03 2015 No.13514696

>>13514681
>It's not brainwashing. Your mind and body is just slowly altered to the preferences of your waifu/husbando
>And you can be forced to love lolis
>Or anything else you hate that happens to grab you
>Or be overwritten or lobotomized by parasites
>But it's all fine
>Yep
>Just fine

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:41:54 2015 No.13514701 >>13514604 That's nice but you seem to forget that you have an entire board for this full of people eager to discuss anything Gundam related.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:43:11 2015 No.13514705 >>13514694 Why am I suddenly a slut?

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:43:28 2015 No.13514711

>>13514670
>>13514671
>>13514696
But monsterization really allows you to keep your old software! The only thing it does is add a subroutine that enhances your libido, and that required for the hardware to run!

You new bodies require a higher libido to be implemented because it runs in demonic/spirit energy, just like your current body runs on food and water. You can't expect to be able to support your body if you don't feed it, and hunger is just a way of ensuing that you know when you need to provide it with energy. Your increased libido works no different than how your current hunger works right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:43:53 2015 No.13514713 >>13514705 It just feels really good to call someone a slut. I would do nothing but call monster girls sluts over the internet all day if I could.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:44:15 2015 No.13514715 >>13514696 I want to become one with a sewer slime!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:44:33 2015 No.13514716 >>13510421 My dick would love to see more of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:45:47 2015 No.13514722 >>13514711 >Put all your personal info in the demonic energy cloud >It's secure and private, we swear

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:45:52 2015 No.13514723 >>13514604 Don't worry Zeke, I'm sure you'll win a war someday.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:46:04 2015 No.13514724 >>13514701 Eh, relax. It's not like half the thread went into Gundam anyhow.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:46:09 2015 No.13514725 >>13514711 >add a subroutine != old software

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:51:02 2015 No.13514737 >>13514725 It can do the same and now also has expanded functionality. You might also want to try making arguments instead of greentexting.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:53:04 2015 No.13514744 >>13514512 Do they come in non-explosive variety?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:53:21 2015 No.13514746 File: 2.02 MB, 1920x4030, Adventures in science.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What in the seven fucking seas is going on in here?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:53:59 2015 No.13514750 >>13514737 >expanded functionality. But that's not what you're doing, you're rewriting the base code just for that one subroutine to work. If anything, that's bad programming.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:55:18 2015 No.13514755 >>13514737 >making arguments instead of greentexting I will, when I start taking you traitors seriously.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:56:10 2015 No.13514758 >>13514755 That's like waiting for hell to freeze over right? I know it is for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:57:15 2015 No.13514760 File: 370 KB, 813x813, What the fuck do you wigwams think you're doing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514746 Stupid wigwams doing stupid wigwam things.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:57:24 2015 No.13514761 >>13514746 Autism.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:57:44 2015 No.13514763 File: 100 KB, 468x619, centaur bball.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514744 No. You will get a gusher and you will like it. >Centaurs playing basketball >They rear up whenever they shoot

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:58:35 2015 No.13514766 >>13514758 That was the implication, yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:59:02 2015 No.13514769 File: 188 KB, 592x348, Kuga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514760 >Trying to be me again The original is always better dork. Besides I still have the other important posting material you'll never have!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:00:14 2015 No.13514773 >>13514769 God damn it's you. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:00:43 2015 No.13514777 >>13514758 >hell to freeze over That would be paladins being fun though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:02:41 2015 No.13514787 >>13514769 >again You seem to think I did this before. You are wrong. >Kuga.png What?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:03:05 2015 No.13514789 >>13514777 Of course we won't, fun is not allowed here. It's tough being lawful good, I'll tell you what.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:03:05 2015 No.13514790 File: 206 KB, 450x550, 61434110a93749dd8da1d5a27c3c28cd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FIRE BAAAAAAAD DICK GOOOOOOOOD

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:03:55 2015 No.13514792 >>13514763 >they rear up whenever they shoot Dirty cheating horse pussies.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:06:04 2015 No.13514794 >>13514790 >Bunch of zombies sitting around a bonfire going "Waaaaaaarm" Now I want to play DS2 some more

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:06:33 2015 No.13514797 >>13514792 If it's a part of their body then it ain't cheating. Next you'll complain about lamias doing Greco-Roman wrestling.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:07:30 2015 No.13514799 >>13514789 But lawful good can have fun, you're thinking of lawful stupid. Oh wait, right, paladins.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:08:51 2015 No.13514805 >>13514746 >>13514760 Erubetie is one of the worst things in MGQ Completely deserves to be purged.

Anonymous Tue May 19 13:09:32 2015 No.13514806

>You will never be the most brilliant mind in MG Land
>You will never work tirelessly day and night in feverish research
>You will never finally figure out the key to allowing MGs to give birth to humans and unite both societies into one harmonious one

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:10:37 2015 No.13514808 >>13514799 Wow, you really suprised me with that original joke of yours.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:11:58 2015 No.13514813 >>13514806 >Spend life in research "I got it. After all these years, the answer I've dedicated my life to finding is irrefutably proven! We just have to kill the Chief God!" "No duh, dipstick."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:12:05 2015 No.13514815 >>13514797 Also cheating! Just like mermaids in swimming competitions or cockatrices in long-distance track.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:12:48 2015 No.13514817 File: 70 KB, 386x426, I'm surrounded by wigwams!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514805 >Erubetie >The Worst Her second scene is basically the best thing that's ever happened in a monster girl related setting.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:13:44 2015 No.13514823 >>13514817 The absolute worst. I want to boil Erubetie in a pot until she evaporates!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:13:46 2015 No.13514824 >>13514813 >not killing the DL Heretics pls go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:13:54 2015 No.13514825 File: 69 KB, 225x449, 1432055055742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you still love your MG waifu is she was humanfied

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:15:31 2015 No.13514832 >>13514825 If she still has the personality I fell in love with I'd be fine with it. Human Rach and Cera a best.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:16:04 2015 No.13514833 >>13514825 >curing horse pussy You bet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:16:13 2015 No.13514834 >>13514813 A solution you can't exercise is no solution at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:16:34 2015 No.13514838 >>13514824 He asked for 3rd race end, not glorious human victory end. Well, for that one you'd need to kill both now that I think about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:16:44 2015 No.13514840 >>13514825 But what if she already had a human design, like a Doppelganger or a Kejourou?

Anonymous Tue May 19 13:18:02 2015 No.13514848
File: 246 KB, 1338x826, 1420493560163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I had to stop playing Witcher 3 and hop here to tell everyone something funny that happened.
The village had a noticeboard, and on it was a Witcher contract about a haunted well. Geralt asked the guy to describe the ghost, and after hearing the description, it was his professional opinion it might be an alp. I know that didn't refer to our kind of Alps, but I can't shake the feeling I'm getting paid to bully an Alp now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:19:21 2015 No.13514856 >>13514848 how is the game?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:20:34 2015 No.13514864 >>13514856 Nice. Like, remember when you first just wandered off in Red Dead Redemption? It's been like that for me today. The combat is more sensible now, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:20:41 2015 No.13514865 >>13514838 >you'd need to kill both My 3rd faction boner has awoken.

Anonymous Tue May 19 13:24:57 2015 No.13514885

>>13514813
You don't really have to kill the Chief God, I don't even think that would do any good, since the Chief God has no direct power over monsters.
You just have to make the Demon Lord powerful enough for her to be able to overwrite all of the monsters base natures so that they can birth men and not rape them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:27:31 2015 No.13514894 >>13514885 >default traitor solution Ho boy, we better write that one down.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:27:57 2015 No.13514896 >>13514856 Judging by how dead we are tonight, it's preddy gud.

Anonymous Tue May 19 13:29:07 2015 No.13514897

>>13514885
>I don't even think that would do any good, since the Chief God has no direct power over monsters.

Somebody needs to reread the guides. She's supposed have direct power over everything. It's just the DL has gotten powerful enough to fight back and kick her ass. It's the CG keeping the DL from her plans in her little pocket dimension.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:29:39 2015 No.13514899 >>13514885 B-but I like having rape receptive MGs!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:29:41 2015 No.13514900 >>13514885 Any solutions where we don't give up and let our enemies win?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:30:07 2015 No.13514903 >>13514896 >Tonight Eastern Hemisphere plz

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:30:46 2015 No.13514905 DOWN WITH THE MATRIARCHY

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:31:25 2015 No.13514906 >>13514896 >Night It is day once again in the only country that matters.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:31:51 2015 No.13514908 >>13514905 More for me and less for them? Sign me up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:31:58 2015 No.13514909 DOWN WITH HEAVEN

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:33:52 2015 No.13514912 >>13514905 >bonnet tippers Rape Culture isn't a thing

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:34:17 2015 No.13514913 STANDING HERE

Anonymous Tue May 19 13:35:25 2015 No.13514918

Assuming that the MG universe is set in a high fantasy sort of setting, what job or societal role do you see yourself filling? Does it mesh well with your desired waifu or not?

I personally think I would end up being a bard. I think my Wurm waifu would be greatly entertained by my songs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:36:20 2015 No.13514920 >>13514913 I REALIZE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:37:03 2015 No.13514921 >>13514920 YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:37:36 2015 No.13514923 >>13514906 Well it's 8:30 PM in the Land of Elves and that's the way the cookie crumbles. >>13514920 THAT C IS FOR COOKIE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:38:39 2015 No.13514924 >>13514918 Retired superboss that keeps troublemakers away just by being there. Just let me tend to my turnips and there won't be no trouble.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:39:27 2015 No.13514925 >>13514905 DOWN WITH WOMEN WHO GO DOWN ON MEN

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:40:32 2015 No.13514930 >>13514921 TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:40:36 2015 No.13514931 >>13514905 I wonder which monster girl is behind this post

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:41:15 2015 No.13514933 >>13514930 THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:41:18 2015 No.13514934 >>13514918 Living on my own inawoods. Trading hides and alike for things I can't craft on my own occasionally. Meshes well with a mantis girl, so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:41:24 2015 No.13514935 >>13514931 Lilim?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:41:58 2015 No.13514937 >>13514933 WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH GET BANNED

Anonymous Tue May 19 13:42:01 2015 No.13514938

>>13514918
The thing that I could make a shit ton of money from would be advancing refining and metallurgy to 1830'ish levels. Though knowing my luck, I'd have a fucking tough time scraping together the capital for it or finding a patron.

And even if I did, I'd probably get fucked out of the profits and have to use it as a springboard for other stuff like electricity generation and radio communication to try to make my money there.

>tfw I need a literal ton of blister steel to make a small Bessemer furnace

Anonymous Tue May 19 13:42:04 2015 No.13514939

>>13514918
She'd rather have me do something where I'm working to my fullest extent. The more work done, the better in her eyes, like a weapon-smith or something.

It's an ugly job, but as long as one side still distrusts the other, it still has to be done.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:43:22 2015 No.13514943 >>13514937 CAUSE VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:44:27 2015 No.13514948 >>13514939 Smart man.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:46:27 2015 No.13514952 >>13514943 BUT IN THE END

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:47:40 2015 No.13514956 >>13514952 IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:47:43 2015 No.13514957 >>13514943 >>13514952 Cut that shit out you faggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:48:13 2015 No.13514960 >>13514952 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:48:48 2015 No.13514961 >>13514957 No fun allowed go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:53:44 2015 No.13514976 Imagine an infertile Echidna

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:54:49 2015 No.13514980 I think it's time to LET 'ER RIP!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:55:51 2015 No.13514984 File: 391 KB, 1062x1500, e95cbb2f179eef34d4f8f1ec22f98fcd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514980

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:57:07 2015 No.13514991 >>13514976 Old and busted. Give me something new to despair about.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:57:14 2015 No.13514992 >>13514984 I'd fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:57:14 2015 No.13514993 >>13514976 PRW has a story with one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:58:25 2015 No.13514998 >>13514984 >>13514980 More like LET 'ER RAPE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:59:11 2015 No.13515001 >>13514991 aquaphobic mermaid blind cyclopes mute siren shit this is hard

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:59:21 2015 No.13515004 File: 311 KB, 850x1224, sample-b71bb2689fad1bcf7e58538798e5d14c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:00:45 2015 No.13515008 >>13515004 >sample Come the fuck on Psychofox.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:01:02 2015 No.13515010 >>13514984 I'd let her wield my blade.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:05:05 2015 No.13515021 File: 490 KB, 600x800, 2de1c3711efba3d0b13d9113bc2f0ffd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13514984

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:10:25 2015 No.13515036 >>13514984 Would she even have a...you know, one of those lady things.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:12:57 2015 No.13515040 >>13515036 I don't think Raiden has any use for a purse, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:13:34 2015 No.13515044 >>13515036 A baby maker?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:13:53 2015 No.13515045 >>13515040 I meant a vagina.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:14:02 2015 No.13515046 >>13515044 What's that?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:15:37 2015 No.13515054 >>13515046 What your going to sheathe your blade into while she isn't looking.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:16:22 2015 No.13515056 >>13513647 >New Vegas MGs I forgot this was a thing and I still love it. Sunny Smiles is best girl

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:17:13 2015 No.13515061 >>13515045 >Thats_the_joke.png

Anonymous Tue May 19 14:23:23 2015 No.13515094
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>>13515056
The Uterus mod is still the hottest thing to come out of the game's modding community and I wish there was a proper slavery mod so that I can enslave and rape as many raiders as I desire.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:25:45 2015 No.13515104 >>13515056 >Sunny Smiles Dis nigga.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:26:10 2015 No.13515106 >>13515094 Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:28:49 2015 No.13515119 >>13515106 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:29:18 2015 No.13515122 >>13515094 Uterus Mod? I don't know what that is. Sadly, all my gaming experiences are on consoles, I don't have a PC capable of gaming ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:29:24 2015 No.13515124 >>13513745 Would Wild West, Combat-oriented MGs relentlessly hunt the Humanoid Typhoon, the Living Disaster, as a potential husbando? Would they be horribly disappointed when they find he's a goofball technical-pacifist most of the time?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:31:27 2015 No.13515127 File: 218 KB, 611x1024, Uterus_Eater.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515122 Oh, it's a wonderful mod, I assure you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:32:38 2015 No.13515134 >>13515127 you still didn't answer my question anon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:33:56 2015 No.13515144 >>13515127 I'm intrigued, and a bit sickened.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:36:07 2015 No.13515157 >>13513800 >>13513802 >>13514368 >>13514371 >More Mini Ushi-Oni >Grows up a bit >With MILK >And then LARPing MGs >Spaghetti-holding Nerdy LARPing MGs And Wurm-chan comes out on top. Wonderful. Thank you so much for continuing this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:37:38 2015 No.13515163 >>13515144 you rip it out of female corpses and eat them, fucking japs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:39:25 2015 No.13515172 >>13514604 I like the uniforms of ZAFT.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:39:40 2015 No.13515173 >>13515163 Well does it give you like a skill bonus for a while or is there no point to it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:40:53 2015 No.13515178 >>13514840 Then she loses her ability to shapeshift. Or her hair becomes just a useless, over-grown mess.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:41:09 2015 No.13515180 File: 280 KB, 724x1024, 422480d18f03f1a5d02e4664f04a7303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515134 >>13515144 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcA24RTmnF8 >>13515173 You can eat it to get your cock rock hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:41:54 2015 No.13515185 >>13515172 Sorry, I don't speak SEED.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:42:16 2015 No.13515190 >>13514806 "I've finally done it. I have combined the DNA of all the world's evilest monstergirls to make the most evil monster of them all!" "It turns out it's man."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:43:05 2015 No.13515193 >>13515190 >CaptainAmericagotthatreference.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:45:33 2015 No.13515200 >>13515180 Fucking japs man.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:45:57 2015 No.13515203 >>13515180 Fucking Japs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:47:17 2015 No.13515210 >>13515180 Japs be fucking

Anonymous Tue May 19 14:47:38 2015 No.13515214

>>13514918
I'd probably still want to be an Engineer, but in a High-Fantasy setting, I'd probably not have my space-age dreams, and instead shoot for being a construction engineer or architect. Which would mesh well with an Anubis, who're already implied to fulfill such a role.

Also magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:47:42 2015 No.13515215 >>13515180 Dammit you deleted the image before I could search it, can I get a source?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:48:35 2015 No.13515221 Succubus best childhood friend

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:49:29 2015 No.13515225 >>13515185 SEED is awful, I just think the coats that ZAFT Soldiers wear are snazzy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:49:46 2015 No.13515226 >>13515215 It's not much, just fucking hot: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1395953 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcA24RTmnF8

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:51:12 2015 No.13515233 >>13515221 until she rapes you when you disregard her feelings and she goes full Yandere

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:51:34 2015 No.13515234 >>13515226 Japs need to be nuked again. Maybe the radiation will fix their fucked up heads this time instead of turning them into the weirdos they are now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:57:29 2015 No.13515263 >>13515234 But monster girls are a result of their weirdness, not to include all dat hentai, why would you want to undo that?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:57:51 2015 No.13515267 I wanna tease the raptor girl waitresses at the restaurant I cook at! And nothing else,no no clever or monstrous things in this spoiler text. But you thought there was.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:58:02 2015 No.13515268 >>13514371 I can't wait for the sealing ceremony because I have no idea what the fuck that is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:58:15 2015 No.13515272 >>13515233 Yandere is best

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:58:46 2015 No.13515277 >>13515104 did we just become best friends?

Anonymous Tue May 19 15:02:03 2015 No.13515287

>>13515268
If I had to presume, it's the kinda-threadcanoned event where-in a young Ushi-Oni, as she awakens to her rape-tank tendencies, is given a seal so as to inhibit her rape-y-ness down to the levels of normal MGs.

While it's canon that Ushi-Oni have these, the threadcanon is making a ceremony out of them receiving it when they hit puberty. Makes sense really, especially in a modern setting. A fitting enough coming-of-age occasion.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:02:12 2015 No.13515288 >>13515267 Be careful, with raptors the attack comes not from the front but from the side. The two other raptors, you didn't even know they were there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:03:25 2015 No.13515293 >>13515287 I see. It definitely sounds fitting. I couldn't find anything about it on the Ushi MGE page.

Anonymous Tue May 19 15:05:14 2015 No.13515301

>>13515221
>Come back to your old town where the two of you grew up together
>You've been wanting to see her and tell her that while you were away you realized you were never happier than when you were with her
>You drive to your old neighborhood, but most of the houses have closed down and are abandoned
>Hers was dirty with a nailed up windows and a broken roof, but there was a light on inside
>You wander inside and immediately feel your stomach turn
>The smell of sex wafts into your nose and lungs so strongly that you gag before using your shirt as a filter
>The stairs down to the basement reveal the sound of bedsprings being pounded, like when the two of you used to stay up late together
>The memory causes you to disregard the smell and wander down in hopes of finding her
>You turn to face the inside when you catch sight of her
>She's bouncing up and down on cock as if it were the only thing in the world. Her womanhood gushes with every thrust that she forces down to the hilt before repeating the motion
>Her skin is covered from head to toe in tattoos ranging from insults and compliments to obscene drawings and even the mcdonald's menu on her left tit
>Her tongue hangs freely revealing three different piercings to add to the rest of her face already covered in decorations befitting a harem slave
>The man beneath her looks relatively bored, at least compared to your childhood friend who continues to scream profanities while driving herself deeper into his cock with each strike.
>You slowly step away from the scene and return to your car. The trip back is silent except the shirohebi priestess on the radio talking about salvation and saving your soul. You shut it off as you get back to your apartment
>You check your facebook later that night only to find a message from your childhood friend. Temptation overcomes rationality and you check it out.
>"Bin thengking about u l8ly. wont to stop by to ketchup on old thymes?"

Succubi are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:06:10 2015 No.13515307 >>13515268 There probably will be tears. From loli Ushi's mother and the MC, both for different reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:08:49 2015 No.13515318 File: 157 KB, 500x500, 50462088_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Could your waifu beat a cait sith in a fight?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:09:18 2015 No.13515320 >>13515301 Wana draw some MSPaint straw man comics while you're at it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:10:00 2015 No.13515326 >>13515301 That's why you fug before leaving

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:10:40 2015 No.13515331 >>13515318 She could beat thousands without breaking a sweat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:11:21 2015 No.13515332 >>13515272 Guys I think this anon might be currently lock in a basement

Anonymous Tue May 19 15:12:39 2015 No.13515342

>>13515307
I'm just waiting for true suffering route, where Loli Ushi-Oni, by the time her sealing nears, gets that the MC isn't into her, and starts dating another guy after getting her seal. Only that shortly after, as she develops a bit, MC starts to get attracted to her.

But we all know MGs don't just lose interest in a guy, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:12:44 2015 No.13515344 >>13515332 Are you retarded?

Anonymous Tue May 19 15:14:12 2015 No.13515351
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>>13515332
He doesn't need your fucking stupid opinions
Everyone knows that yandere give the best loving of any monster or non-monstergirl
Live a little and you'd realize that as well
Perhaps you've just never had the chance, I guess I can understand since you're such a fucking loser

Men who aren't afraid of real woman would never turn down a yandere, obviously you're just an inbred pussy
Eventually you'll understand though, yandere really are the best no matter how you look at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:18:02 2015 No.13515366 File: 2.95 MB, 1912x1244, Goddess_Ilias.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510437 >"You challenge me, mortal?" >"A god of Olympus?!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvq_P5r1D50

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:18:36 2015 No.13515370 >>13515351 CYOAnon, is that you?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:18:53 2015 No.13515373 >>13515344 Probably >>13515351 Yeah I understand

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:20:06 2015 No.13515382 File: 344 KB, 600x1200, 1416948103279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Awoooo! >A-aren't you scared of my fearsome howls?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:20:50 2015 No.13515388 >>13515342 I wouldn't hold my breath, though PRW did give us murderous pedophile Hellhound so who knows.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:20:52 2015 No.13515389 >>13515366 Even though Poseidon went out like a chump, he was the best opening boss

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:20:53 2015 No.13515390 >>13515382 Of course, now come over here so I can rub your ears and play with your paws.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:21:33 2015 No.13515391 >>13515390 I need an adult?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:21:35 2015 No.13515392 >>13515382 Too cute for spooks. Good for mofus though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:22:20 2015 No.13515399 >>13515382 In this situation I would overreact and scream, running away like my life depended on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:22:34 2015 No.13515400 >>13515388 Speaking of PRW, where's muh Spaceworms?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:22:40 2015 No.13515401 >>13515382 Yes. So scared in fact that I'll have to arrest you for assault on a police officer. I'll also be the judge and jailer during and after your trial.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:23:53 2015 No.13515408 >>13515382 Oh yes, I'm so terrified. Almost too scared to not give you ear scratches. Almost.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:24:44 2015 No.13515412 >>13515391 I am an adult.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:25:19 2015 No.13515416 >>13515412 Vegeta, please. You don't even know what condoms are.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:29:12 2015 No.13515438 >>13515226 Nice, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:29:15 2015 No.13515439 So I just finished Kokou no Hito in a single sitting and man. A yeti would have just made everything better.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:30:20 2015 No.13515446 >>13515382 I wish there was more art of this girl that didn't involve stakes being driven through her paws.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:31:10 2015 No.13515449 >>13515439 >be first person to scale the K2 East Face without extra oxygen >There's a fucking Yeti at the top >Screw it >I mean her Sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:33:15 2015 No.13515460 >>13515233 Keikaku Doori

Anonymous Tue May 19 15:33:46 2015 No.13515466

>>13515449
Hey, he would have survived. And I wasn't really thinking K2 I was thinking the M14 expedition. Had he been saved by a yeti there as the rest of the assholes died, be could have lived happily ever after, still had his job and had a waifu to climb mountains with

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:36:11 2015 No.13515476 >>13515466 >would have survived As I recall, he was still alive when the manga ended. Just missing digits.

Anonymous Tue May 19 15:39:20 2015 No.13515489

>>13515476
Yeah he lived, but the climber died. If he had a delicious brown, fluffy, ripped yeti mountain climber waifu, they could have had their honeymoon atop K2 or something. Makes me want to write a story about yetis now. And What's with badasses hooking up with plain women anyway? Happened in Holyland, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:42:34 2015 No.13515507 >>13515389 He was getting pounded by Gaia and Kratos at the same time, so it didn't felt like a letdown to me, altought the rest of the game could had been just as awesome.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:42:44 2015 No.13515509 >>13515301 >Mc Donald's menu on her left tit Heh. >That Facebook message End yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:47:41 2015 No.13515537 >>13515301 >Fucking off and letting your friends live in a pigsty. >Not staying around and helping her turn her life around for the better. You a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:48:08 2015 No.13515541 >>13515301 >>"Bin thengking about u l8ly. wont to stop by to ketchup on old thymes?" And to think I almost felt sorry for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:50:21 2015 No.13515551 >>13515301 >dodging the biggest bullet of your life Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:50:53 2015 No.13515554 >>13515301 Anon, you're a stone cold bastard.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:52:29 2015 No.13515563 >>13515551 More like letting your friend bleed to death from a bullet wound.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:54:37 2015 No.13515572 >>13515537 >>13515563 How was he to know the place would turn into some kinda slum? How was he to anticipate the whorishness of his childhood friend? She's broken goods now, and broken goods is contagious. Make sure she don't break you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:55:08 2015 No.13515577 >>13515563 Eh, whores will be whores.

Anonymous Tue May 19 15:58:35 2015 No.13515591

I̥̳̯̬͇̰͟ ̤̲̰̬̕͞s̴̨͙̥̮̗̤̙͉̻͘u̞̗̺̩͓͔͈̙͙͞r҉̛͏̻̪̥̪͎̟͎̺e̖̩̬̦̱̘͖͠ ҉̖̻̟͇̳̲̳ͅl͎̘͖̖͇̞̀o̢̠̠̰̩̣͉͕͞v̛͓̗̣ͅe͓̜͓ ̪͚̬̪̘̜̫̖ḑ͔̞̳͓̯͇̠ͅa̵̘͇̤̦̻̮͝͝r͠҉̤̳̬͚̮̦͖k͏̣̟͎ ̸̧̪̥͎͚̟̜̥̘́m̘̩̜̱̲̱ͅa̶̗̮̬̠̤͘t̸͙̬͇͞t̢̠̤̰̤̙̕e͏̷̠̪̪̣̤̜ŕ̼̠͈̣͢͡,҉̴̦̰ ̠͈̹̱͍̳̗͓̬d̡̜̱̗͖̯͍̟͟a͎͚̰̼͝r̴̪̱̭͓̲͙͔̮k͎̕͘ ̨̥̙̭ḿ͇͇̼̞̼͈̗̜̬a̢̲̱͍͉̹͘͜ṭ̢͓̕ṯ̶͓̭͕͚̩͡e̡͚̣͚̙͝ͅŗ͉͕̣͈͜ͅs҉͖͈͎̺̟ ̴͏͍a̝͈̤͓͈̪̦͙͢r̨̰̗͍̝̣é̵̬̤̤̲̺͇͘ ͔͖̣̱l̵̢̙̺̦̺͕͚̻o͏̸̖̬̣͖̹͔̩̗̝v̧̘̗̪̥̣̥͓͍̩͜ȩ̵͈͉͠.͓͔̹̩̫̞̜ ͖̫̬͈͍̗̖͕͞͠W̨͍̩̳h̗͈̬̠̺̖̣̦͝ͅǫ̼͙̗ ̨̧̫͙͇̫̝͠e͔l̵̪͕̮̠̳͔̘͟s̫̱̘e̡̟̥̠̤̳͘ ̸͕̮̱̗h̴̬̯̩̙̣͓̰̩e̴̵͍̙̫͉͢r̡̥̣͔̦̥̥͓͔̀ę̢͔̻̝̙ ̶̶̴̺̗̦̣͚͓̰ͅļ̡̥̳̦̰o̲̬̱̟̬̯v̼̪̺̬͠é҉̣̰ͅs̸̜͓͜ ̫̦̹̼̤̱̀͝d̛҉̝͈͖̠̲̲̟a̸͠͏̩̹̜̗̭̩̞͎ͅṟ̸̦̙͔̖̥̝̣͞k̯͎̬͓̻͎̭̘ ̨̼̰̹̯̜͜m͇̱̯͘͜a̰̲͎͢ṱ͈̱̭ţ͕̯̲̥̲̣̣é̪͟r͎̟͖͈͘͢s̶̡̪͎͙̼̼͉̤͘?̦̖̤̝̣̬̙̜͉̀

Anonymous Tue May 19 15:59:41 2015 No.13515593
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>>13515572
>>13515577
He wasn't supposed to know any of that would happen.

>She's broken goods now, and broken goods is contagious.
Fuck off. How the hell are broken goods contagious? That's like saying meth addiction is contagious.
Besides, the best thing about broken goods is fixing them back up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:59:46 2015 No.13515594 >>13515288 That's the thing though, that can't get at me from behind the window

Anonymous Tue May 19 15:59:51 2015 No.13515595

>>13515591

T̢̼̪̻̥̹̖͈̟̥̘̝̯͙̬̓ͨ̌͆̽̐ͧ̄͗̉͆͌͂̏̓̍ͨ̚h̸͇̜̖̦̫̟̻͕͔̉̈͑ͭ͋̐̒̎̍̂ͨ̓ͨ̔́̀̚̕͟o̡̬̣̜̞ͮ̍̑ͫ̄̒ͪͤ̎́́́͜͡s̋ͧͭ͋ͧ͊ͩ̓̒͐ͦ̊ͩ̓̚҉̞̣̭̼͍̩̟̬͇̫̠͍̟̦̺̘̬͠ȩ̸̷͚̬̻͇͇͈͖̗̮̭̮͕̣͓̞̩̐̀ͤͣ̉̿ͨ̃͒̀͠ ̸̶̨̺͍̤̺̘̭͕̫̼̙̱͈͍̣̥̯̮ͮ̔̃̈́̏ͨ̎͗̑̉̈̔̆̚͠D̮̲̦͓̘͕̤̱̭̳̺̰̜̼͐̾̆̄ͨͭ̇̐́́̕͠ͅa̵̸̡͎͈͖̳͔̠̩̰̭̤͍̹ͤ̾ͮͧ͆ͯ͛͌̋͐͛̿ͮ͘r̷̛̝͔̟͙͇͖̰͍̗̙̲̝̼̗͚̞̉̽͂ͥ̿ͦ̔̇̔ͭ̌ͥ̂̃̏̔̆ͧ͟͞ͅk̂͒̽ͦ̈́̅͛ͬ͛ͣ̌̈̑ͫͨͤ͏̗̝͕̖͈̜̻̦͖͉̹̗͇̙̦͔͘ ̵͚͚̦͎͓͈͇͖͕̰̠̻̥̦̜͇̎̾̑͗ͣͨ̇̂̔̿̈́̇̿̈̎̿̕̕͠ͅM̛̉ͭ̀ͧͣͥ҉̹̞̞̤̦̺͕͘͝a̛̠͙̳̮̠̭̰͈̱͇͓̱̯̅ͣͨͩ̒ͣ̊ͬ͒̀͢͟͟ṭ̤̺͎͇̰̤͖͐́ͨͫ̄ͩͣ̈́ͧ̉̽̂̈͝t̂̇ͫ͠҉͏̢͓̮̜̬͇e̢̢̦͍̲̟̥̝̮̩̗̹̞̲̤̻̦ͤͤ̓̈͐̎ͧ̆ͨͧͩ́͐̈́̀̄̏̚r̶̶̢̛͎̯̦̮̭̖͎̥̣̄̐̍ͧ̊͌̓͋ͩͫ̇ͯͥ̔ͥ̆ ̷͙̹͓̻͖͚̼̰͔̺͒̾̂͐ͮ̈́ͩͪ́͞s̶̸̟̫͍͎̯̲̟̺̟̬̳̽ͭ̒ͧͨͥ̃ͥͥ̉ͫ̿̆̚͠͝͝ũ̧̦͈̻̤̗̣̫͕͙̺̩̮̼̭͕̘̝̤̭͒̂̓̕r̢͖̬̼̖̰̗͖͎͓̳͇̠̣̖͎͗̽̂̓̑̔͐̿ͪ̐͂ͮͮ̄̄ͧ́͡͠e̔̑͑̾̾͆͆̇̓̄ͮ̍ͪͫ͊̏̚͜͠҉̷̮͇͙͙͓̹̗͇͜ ̟̳̱̣̻̝̼͇̗̗̪̺͙̦̪̎ͣ̊̉̃̈́͛͂̆ͤ͛ͬ̐ͣͨ̚̚̕͢͜͢a̴̸̠̬̣̞͆̑̄ͦ̾ͬͤ̀͟r̴͕̖̪̩̞͈̲ͦ̊ͬ͊ͪ͒ͬ͛ͨ̑ͫ͐̌̈̚e̾ͫ̓҉̨̥͖̠͙̭͎̗̹̮͙͈̭̭͉́̕ ̵̧̹͙̬̪̹̖̼͍ͥ͛̇͛̂̀̚͢͝ģ̴̵̴̴͍̖̘̌͒̊̂̐̌̊̈͊̄ͪͩ̂͂ͮr̷͔͉̺̱̦͙̥͚͒͛̅ͬͬ͟ȩ̤̮͕̣̤̘̱̇ͫ̅ͦ͗͗̄̑̍̐ͪ̚ą̤̮̯͍̟̥̞̣͓͙͙̝̒ͫ̓́ͮ̉ͪ̊ͨ͐͊ͫ͜t̴̨̯̹͕̗̟̣̝̫̝̜͈͊͋̔͛̀̊ͣ͒̆̆͒̊̓ͧͯ̅͢!͗̊ͦͩ̉͆̆͗͏̴̛͉̖̜̱̦͓̮͔̼ͅ

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:00:19 2015 No.13515599 >>13515591 I want to throw Chubby Alp Senpai into a pool of Dark Matter and see what comes out!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:00:55 2015 No.13515604 >>13515593 >the best thing about broken goods is fixing them back up. Kek.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:01:07 2015 No.13515605 >>13515593 >the best thing about broken goods is fixing them back up. You are my nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:01:09 2015 No.13515606 >>13515593 She isn't fixed, she still dresses like a slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:01:18 2015 No.13515609 >>13515593 Purification is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:01:27 2015 No.13515612 >>13515591 I do! I want to spread the love of a dark matter to everyone in the world!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:01:31 2015 No.13515613 >>13515591 >>13515595 Fuck off zalgo.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:01:43 2015 No.13515614 >>13515593 Truly based.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:03:09 2015 No.13515616 >>13515599 The alp is thrown in from one side. From out the other side, a piece of paper is ejected. It reads: "Please do not use the Dark Matter for garbage disposal. Thank you."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:04:09 2015 No.13515618 >>13515593 >Purification May Deruella alp you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:04:13 2015 No.13515619 >>13515593 You can't fix broken things, the cracks will always be there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:05:11 2015 No.13515623 >>13515616 12/10

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:05:11 2015 No.13515624

>>13515593
>That's like saying meth addiction is contagious.
>Implying it isn't
You live with a banging hot meth addict who basically juices you up every time you fuck and see if you refrain from getting just as broken as she is. She probably has debt and all kinds of addictions and would gladly hold you down so her sugar daddies can get their worth off your body to pay off her massive debts sooner rather than later. Then they'll forcefeed you that MG fruit KC introduced you and fuck your whorish body for a week straight until it wears off and by that point you'll be so far gone, you're worse than he is, an well on your way to luring your own whiteknight.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:06:05 2015 No.13515626 >>13515624 >Fucking a drug addict First mistake.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:07:05 2015 No.13515629 >>13515599 Every hole of chubby Alp senpai gets violated by tentacles of pure demonic energy. After several hours a powered up voluptuous Alp senpai emerges, hungry and eager to return the favor.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:07:37 2015 No.13515634 >>13515616 >That awkward ride home with Chubby Alp Senpai as you try not to tell her about how she was rejected from a brainless force of lust

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:07:39 2015 No.13515635 >>13515626 She's a broken succuslut, she needs her fix dude. And if you don't give it to her, she'll take it from you. And if she can't take it from you, she'll take it somewhere else. and you're back to step one with her riding the cock carousel

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:07:49 2015 No.13515636 >>13515619 Still, it's better than just leaving the broken pieces all over the floor and ignoring them like a huge faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:07:51 2015 No.13515637 >>13515618 Then you smooth them over. With your dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:07:58 2015 No.13515639 File: 125 KB, 640x800, 19423679233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"O-Oh! This was your bag meow?! I wasn't going to hide inside and burst out naked or anything meow! Honest!"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:08:19 2015 No.13515642 >>13515636 You sweep them up and put them in the trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:08:53 2015 No.13515645 >>13515635 This implies I associate with her in the first place. >>13515639 Get the fuck out of my camp you damn vagrant.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:09:14 2015 No.13515646 >>13515624 >>13515635 Just because you like suffering doesn't mean the rest of us do faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:09:18 2015 No.13515648 >>13515639 Well, you are already properly dressed for what I have in mind or your punishment so I'll give you a five second head start.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:11:42 2015 No.13515656 >>13515639 Well, I guess you can just go ahead with your original plan.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:11:56 2015 No.13515658 >>13515639 Go back to your cat kingdom before I splash water on you.

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:12:18 2015 No.13515661
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>>13515624
>Denying a friend help because you have the uncertain fear that something could happen to you.
Truly the worst kind of human being.

>>13515618
>>13515606
>>13515619
>You can't fix broken things, the cracks will always be there.
It's like you don't even know where you are.
Otaku Culture, motherfucker.

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:13:40 2015 No.13515665

>>13515646
Sorry to shake your hugbox with a little reality. Why are you getting so defensive anyhow?
>Faggot this
>Faggot that
Not every one wants to whiteknight as hard as you do, pal. So why don'y you take a step back and chill the fuck out when anons say they'd rather take a step back and walk away from the town bike they hadn't seen in years and owe nothing to?

>>13515661
>Friend
Yeah, no. Just another slut you hadn't seen in years, taking just another dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:14:39 2015 No.13515669 >>13515639 You can be my packmule. Luggae carrier during the day, cocksleeve at night.

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:15:19 2015 No.13515672

>>13515661
>Otaku Culture
Is shit, and this also implies most people here actually enjoy the content that makes up the majority of the board.

Besides, the only people who fix broken things are people who are poor, or have strong attachment to an object, which I am not, and do not have towards a dirty drug addled whore.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:16:42 2015 No.13515679 >>13515661 Well Ser Anon, we just have to agree to disagree.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:17:46 2015 No.13515682 >>13515661 she probably only needs a good shower and fresh clothes to get rid of all the piercings/tattoos and get her pussy back into "as good as new" state anyway, thanks to MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:17:57 2015 No.13515685 >>13515661 Enjoy raising another man's child while she's walking the streets paying off debt the only way she knows how, you cuck

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:18:01 2015 No.13515686 >>13515639 Do you know what happens to people like you who fuck with my shit? They get gagged, tied up, spanked, then cuddled and treated lovingly, assuming they've learned their lesson.

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:18:07 2015 No.13515687

>>13515665
>Sorry to shake your hugbox with a little reality
Its called headcannon for a reason anon. Also assuming that there's only like one or two people arguing with you makes you look like an autist. I haven't even been in this argument, just saying that you're a faggot for saying 'no, everything you like is bad and this is what's really going to happen.' Also
>monster girls
>reality
Just leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:18:16 2015 No.13515688 >>13515672 Not him, but dude >all this "I'm higher on the pedestal than you" posting You're posting in /mgt/. That alone says you're not better or worse than the rest of us Lighten up and take it easy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:19:42 2015 No.13515696 >>13515686 >Do you know what happens to people like you who fuck with my shit? Why do you think she was going to hide on your bag?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:20:19 2015 No.13515700 >>13515688 But I am better than you, and if you can't realize that then it's you who needs to lighten up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:20:20 2015 No.13515701 >>13515688 Thread theme for every thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhH3mRkKDX8

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:21:41 2015 No.13515705 >>13515687 >Don't rattle my hugbox! And he calls me an autist. If you have something to say you might want to avoid the memes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:22:05 2015 No.13515707 >>13515696 Still, sneaking in to strangers' luggage is dangerous. That sort of behavior will not be tolerated.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:22:39 2015 No.13515711 >>13515705 K

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:23:47 2015 No.13515718 >>13515688 >the rest of us You make it sound like most of the people here are from /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:26:06 2015 No.13515724 >>13515629 >SucH a NAUghTy KoHAI! I thInk YoU NEed tO be TaUgHt a LEssOn!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:27:58 2015 No.13515729 >>13515718 The rest of us meaning /mgt/ posters, lurkers and general regulars

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:28:16 2015 No.13515730 >>13515724 I'm disappointed you didn't spell anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:29:41 2015 No.13515735 >>13515593 >An entire year >Still dresses like a complete slut kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:31:00 2015 No.13515741 >>13515724 What would being raped by chubby alp senpai corrupted by dark matter be like? Would it be soft?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:32:48 2015 No.13515745 >>13515724 I want to get off of eldritch ALp senpai's wild ride.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:33:25 2015 No.13515748 File: 132 KB, 754x1127, 1a35f19c860cc48ffaccba428e11a87b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, which one of us do you like more?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:33:46 2015 No.13515750 >>13515318 She could probably infiltrate the cat kingdom and tear it down from the inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:35:05 2015 No.13515755 >>13515748 The one with an eyepatch on their eye.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:36:05 2015 No.13515759 >>13515748 The one with blue skin and red hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:37:17 2015 No.13515762 >>13515748 The one on the maid outfit.

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:37:56 2015 No.13515764

>Hurr broken things can't be fixed, only thrown away
>Broken MGs are worthless and can be thrown away
>If you try to help them live a normal life again you're a cuck
>A broken man can be fixed by an MG, but a broken MG can't be fixed by a man
>Mamono Mana can't fix it!

This is the stupid shit ever. It's not even a good suffering scenario, it's straight up annoying and it has to die.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:38:44 2015 No.13515768 >>13515748 Whichever one screams louder when I'm doing her from behind.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:39:14 2015 No.13515770 File: 72 KB, 719x406, 1431969439543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515764 >Mamono Mana >Magic It's like you think that brings validity to your statement.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:40:12 2015 No.13515773 >>13515770 Nigger do you know where you are right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:40:53 2015 No.13515775 >>13515770 Who what detracts validity from his statement?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:41:05 2015 No.13515777 >>13515764 Femdomfag cuckold detected

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:41:54 2015 No.13515782 >>13515748 The one with the side-tie ponytail seems nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:41:55 2015 No.13515783 Yandere Doppelganger stalking you through the city by changing appearance

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:42:06 2015 No.13515784 >>13515741 >WhY dOn't You FInd OuT. Lots of bouncing and softness, no more holding back. >>13515745 >It NeVeR EndS!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:42:14 2015 No.13515785 >>13515777 I'm neither a femdomfag nor a maledomfag. They have nothing to do with this, so don't even start.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:42:46 2015 No.13515789 File: 72 KB, 640x480, 23452461247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515777

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:43:38 2015 No.13515791 >>13515777 Bingersnorch detected.

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:44:12 2015 No.13515794

>>13515764
Anon, do you understand the principle behind suspension of disbelief? Disbelief kills scenarios. All of us here suspend our disbelief to allow monstergirls in. Purifying a cock addicted town bike succubus with scribbles tattooed into her, ahegaoing from boring sex? Who types like that? I cannot suspend my disbelief. Live out your whiteknight fantasies, cucklord, but don't sperg so hard when someone else won't.

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:44:19 2015 No.13515795

>>13515748
Why are they wearing eyepatches? So they won't be confused by overlapping images their eyes capture? The eyes aren't even connected to both their brains. Hell, not even their brains are connected. They can use all their eyes without a problem, each brain will process a different image, no big deal. The brains' commands only overlap from their necks down.

Or are they just being chunni?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:44:46 2015 No.13515796 >>13515741 The softest. No bashfulness anymore though. the new senpai knows what she wants and how to get it. For hours at a time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:45:07 2015 No.13515799 >>13515764 Tears for the baby throne!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:45:54 2015 No.13515801 >>13515783 you would never know if they are real or the doppelganger

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:46:24 2015 No.13515807 >>13515794 >Live out your whiteknight fantasies, cucklord Sounds like it's you who has to live out of your edgy, pro-mindbreak, memey fantasies.

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:46:33 2015 No.13515808

>>13515773
Not MGE general, that's for sure.

>>13515775
Using magic to solve a problem is the fucking laziest thing in the world, and detracts any and all seriousness from a problem.
It's the kind of shit that 13 year olds write in their stories when they can't think of anything that would make sense.
If you can just use magic to fix someone's mental and physical impairment, you may as well not have any faults in your world, because magic will eventually bullshit it away.
It makes for a much more engaging scenario when you have to go through normal means to try and fix someone, whether it be through therapy, drugs, or other means.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:49:11 2015 No.13515818 >>13515808 then how would you suggest monstergirls help broken men go back to being happy without becoming this community's distorted meaning of the word "cuck"? I never saw anybody here bitch about those scenarios

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:49:13 2015 No.13515819

>>13515807
>Stepping back and driving away and not sparing a second thought is now edgy
Whatever dude. Also you disregarded the rest of my post and latched on to
>muh memes
This tells me you have nothing to retort with, so why not just calm down and accept that not every one likes the same thing? the issue was dead 'till you mentioned it again anyhow.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:49:33 2015 No.13515820 >>13515795 It's possible some injury cause both of their eyes in the middle to be damaged. Something flying between the heads or something, maybe? Given the way they wear their hair they could just be coordinating, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:49:45 2015 No.13515822 >>13515807 >hurr edgy >durr memes I can't even tell if that's a parody or not. I guess that means it's really good parody.

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:50:36 2015 No.13515824

>>13515795
>The brains' commands only overlap from their necks down.

That's not how conjoined bodies work. Otherwise the autonomic functions like heartbeat and breathing would be fucked. It's split. Think of it more like two separate people welded together and sharing blood.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:51:37 2015 No.13515831 >>13515808 >It makes for a much more engaging scenario when you have to go through normal means to try and fix someone, whether it be through therapy, drugs, or other means. But that's met with a "nuh-huh won't work" no matter the solution.

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:52:36 2015 No.13515834

>>13515818
>how would you suggest monstergirls help broken men go back to being happy

Use reality.

>>13515808
>normal means to try and fix someone, whether it be through therapy, drugs, or other means

It takes a long ass time for people to heal mental scars, years typically, if ever.
Most stories aren't long enough and don't have devoted enough writers to be able to explore this, so most people go for the cheapo route.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:53:24 2015 No.13515836 >>13515831 >But that's met with a "nuh-huh won't work" no matter the solution. Now you know how the "edgy people" feel.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:54:30 2015 No.13515840 >>13515808 >Not MGE general, that's for sure. >According to the threads, absolutely any scenario can be fixed with Mamono Mana >Except this one scenario! Please.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:55:51 2015 No.13515847 >>13515831 You show me a believable scenario on curing a cock craven succuslut. your first hurdle is convincing her that doing what comes so naturally and feels so good is wrong. Go.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:56:12 2015 No.13515848 >>13515836 Like edgy faggots?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:56:50 2015 No.13515853 >>13515841 >There are people who literally deny mindbroken people from being given a helping hand and prefer them to be sluts

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:57:43 2015 No.13515861 >>13515840 >According to the threads I would appreciate it if you didn't try and speak for all of us with your autism, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:58:15 2015 No.13515863 >>13515848 What an insightful comment.

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:58:20 2015 No.13515865

>>13515214
>Giving up your space-age dreams just because of the setting

How shameful. Do you really think you'll be able to win over a high-class girl like that anubis like that? She's designed and built cities and monuments, engineered and tinkered until her paws blistered. Half of her male workforce is infatuated with her, willing to throw themselves at her feet and treat her as a goddess! And here you are, giving up like a pitiable fool, and hoping that she notices you from amongst a crowd of hundreds, every individual in that number doing their best to prove themselves to her and seek her paw in marriage.

No, you need to fight for that dream even more. You need to grit those teeth and scour the earth in pursuit of your spacey ticket to the stars. Be it by recruiting wizards with the promise of adventure and whimsey, or combining together every golem you can find into an odd, talkative spacecraft, or fortifying a giant slime before jumping in and launching her into space, you need to knuckle down and fuck common sense like you're going to fuck that anubis! Thoroughly!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:58:40 2015 No.13515866 >>13515847 The greentext that started this was anything but believable or realistic. So spin me a believable scenario and then we can talk.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:58:41 2015 No.13515867 File: 343 KB, 1200x1736, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515853 But I do want them to be sluts. My horny, personal love-sluts.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:58:53 2015 No.13515869 guys can we stop and go back to vanilla

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:59:02 2015 No.13515871 >>13515861 >I would appreciate it if you didn't try and speak for all of us with your autism, thank you. Why? You've been doing it the entire argument, why can't I do the same?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:59:16 2015 No.13515874 >>13515841 Not gonna put a ring on that. I'll fuck her though, as long as it stays free.

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:59:20 2015 No.13515875

>>13515214
>>13515865
Show that anubis that you're willing to eschew sanity and an actual understanding of hard physical limitations, if it means you can spend your life with that tall, dark and buxom gem of a person. Look down at the Earth with her and laugh, as you both float together, suspended in zero gravity within a most likely extremely confused giant slime. Laugh at those fools casting their magic and exploring new realms, opening portals and summoning demons like a bunch of stone-age peasants. Or listen to the cheers of a thousand merged golems as you propose to her with a necklace made from the gold you mined from a one-in-a-million astroid. Or ask her which star she'd like to own as the combined efforts of a thousand wizards convince physics to just give up and go home, sighing as you walk arm in arm through the slightly chilly vacuum.

Do you see what I'm saying? You of all people should know better than to let proper judgement, self-restraint and common sense hold you back when there's an anubis involved. Now get out of that high fantasy sucker's world, and start building your goddamn space pyramids.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:00:19 2015 No.13515883 >>13515871 >You've been doing it the entire argument Not the same guy, just don't want to be thrown in with your stupidity. Thanks.

Anonymous Tue May 19 17:00:32 2015 No.13515885

>>13515853
>There are whiteknights who don't think women should have consequences to their actions
She's a grown fucking MG. She chose her path. Swap the scenario and I bet you wouldn't do the same. Just another manslut, right?

>>13515866
>Sluts acting like sluts
>Not realistic
What?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:02:13 2015 No.13515889 >>13515885 >If a woman gets mindbroken, it's always her fault You should leave your mom's basement sometime.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:03:19 2015 No.13515895 >>13515889 >hurr neckbeard, living in moms basement >hurr victim blaming! >>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:04:16 2015 No.13515900 >>13515889 >Hurr basement dweller She's a monstergirl you dip. And a fucking succubus. She obviously chose to hop on a train of cocks also, this>>13515895

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:04:29 2015 No.13515901 >>13515895 Oh, out of arguments already? Too bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:05:52 2015 No.13515909 >>13515901 Oh yeah, your "lmao get out of basement xD" is an ebin argument

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:06:07 2015 No.13515911 >>13515901 Yeah, because "moms basement" is such a great argument that it would need a retort.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:06:09 2015 No.13515912 Harpies are cute

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:06:10 2015 No.13515913 >>13515901 >"you should leave your mom's basement" is an argument now. Na, you know what? I didn't realize what time it was. You day threaders can wallow in your own shit for all I care.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:06:51 2015 No.13515919 >>13515912 They fucking molt everywhere though.

Anonymous Tue May 19 17:07:41 2015 No.13515925
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Why do people think being a slut is a bad thing?
Does the thought of putting their wand into a secret chamber another wizard might have already casted a spell on gives them the yuckies?
Why do people so much importance on the viginity of their partner?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:08:39 2015 No.13515933 >>13515925 >Why do people have preferences? Gee Billy, I guess we'll never know...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:08:46 2015 No.13515934 >>13515925 >>>/slutwalk/ >>>/tumbrl/

Anonymous Tue May 19 17:08:48 2015 No.13515935

>>13515900
>>13515909
>>13515911
>>13515913

I did give an argument. If you actually knew how to read, you would've seen that >>13515885 claimed that women in general are to blame if they're mindbroken. Makes alot of sense, huh? Except it doesn't. That's what I said along with a hint that he should stop being stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:08:54 2015 No.13515936 >>13515912 They certainly can be.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:09:23 2015 No.13515939 >>13515912 Go to your room, Anon. Mommy and Daddy are discussing about grown-up stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:10:27 2015 No.13515943 >>13515939 But Mommy and Daddy are just throwing poo at each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:10:43 2015 No.13515945 File: 333 KB, 1141x1200, 1318969068057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515912

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:11:08 2015 No.13515948 >>13515935 >claimed that women in general are to blame if they're mindbroken >If you actually knew how to read Oh, the irony.

Anonymous Tue May 19 17:11:13 2015 No.13515949

>>13515935
>women in general are to blame if they're mindbroken
No, if you knew how to read, you'd see that I called her a monstergirl, and had been referring to her as a succubus this entire time. You know? The sex demon? The demon that, if they are having sex, it's very likely it's because they want to be? Or did your gallant helm blind you from what I was saying, Sir whiteknight?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:11:13 2015 No.13515950 >>13515925 Stop right there. It's not people, it's men. A man with multiple partners is a master who should be worshiped like a Spartan God. A woman w/ multiple partners is the Whore of Babylon, who should be stoned with many jagged stones.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:11:33 2015 No.13515952 >>13515943

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:11:49 2015 No.13515954 >>13515925 Why do you equate not being a vigin with being a slut?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:12:42 2015 No.13515963 >>13515919 This is a problem with any MG that has feathers or fur. Scales MIGHT be easier if you take care of them, at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:13:04 2015 No.13515965 I want to tickle a haughty elf.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:13:18 2015 No.13515966 File: 250 KB, 788x808, 276_kakuen_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515943 It's a kakuen thing, honey. You'll understand when you grow up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:14:18 2015 No.13515971 >>13511865 This comic seems to be "Look at most cliche bits, do opposite" in the stupidest fucking idea ever. Still, I'm just going to assume that Tricas (the velociraptor) wears Clevergirl instead of Covergirl.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:14:42 2015 No.13515976 >>13515965 Is that before or after the chains and ballgag? I mean, certainly it comes before the tender aftercare, but what of the chains?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:14:46 2015 No.13515980 >>13515949 He's talking about succubi because he wants to focus on them. I am not. You clearly don't know how this whole thing started, so this will is my last reply to you. This shit ain't worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:14:57 2015 No.13515982 >>13515841 That was a good one, but I prefer his cyclops stuff.

Anonymous Tue May 19 17:15:47 2015 No.13515986
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>>13515950
>Implying other women don't do slut-shaming as well.
>Implying there isn't real people who are disgusted with polygamous men.

>>13515954
>Implying I'm not a virgin man-slut myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:15:52 2015 No.13515987 >>13515971 Her food actually came out "okay", not the exact opposite of horrible, actually. Not perfect, not disgusting, just okay.

Anonymous Tue May 19 17:16:06 2015 No.13515989

>>13515925
Virginity is linked to but does not necessarily = purity. I just don't want a slut who thinks nothing of hopping on yet another dick beyond omanko kimochi.

>>13515980
The entire thing started from a succubus greentext you baiting piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:16:23 2015 No.13515992 >>13515976 Chains? We're not barbarians here. Properly treated ropes, padded cuffs and a collar it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:16:39 2015 No.13515993 >>13515976 Those don't come in at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:16:59 2015 No.13515996 >>13515980 >B-but that's not what we were talking about. You're right, we're done here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:18:16 2015 No.13516002 >>13515945 I want to regurgitate food into her waiting mouth and pet her until she falls asleep with a full belly and a sound mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:23:50 2015 No.13516026 >>13515912 Even the flightless ones?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:24:06 2015 No.13516029 I think plant girls are qt, I wonder what a maize plant girl would be like

Anonymous Tue May 19 17:27:16 2015 No.13516045

>>13516029
Fine, I guess we can change topics now.

>I wonder what a maize plant girl would be like
Like a really bad Halloween costume.
i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1749705414_3/2014-Hot-Sale-Cute-Girl-Cosplay-Uniforms-Fancy-Dress-French-fries-Miss-Maize-Corn-Fruit-Costumes.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:27:58 2015 No.13516047 >>13516026 Even them

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:31:58 2015 No.13516067 >>13516029 It's a shame a bunch of them are immobile.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:32:41 2015 No.13516072 File: 113 KB, 707x1000, 1388412857872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515912 I know right

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:32:43 2015 No.13516073 >>13516026 Dodogirls need love too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:34:04 2015 No.13516079 >>13516029 nice taste however I like Dullahan more

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:34:43 2015 No.13516087 >>13516067 Just get a dryad to make her grow root legs, or something. Or get a dryad waifu. But not KC ones. Those need an urgent re-draw.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:34:54 2015 No.13516089 File: 321 KB, 1400x990, 231469725836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13515853 >"mindbroken" >helping hand Mindbreak only exist in the shitty NTR rape doujins, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:36:10 2015 No.13516093 >>13516087 Yeah, some of the old entries could really do with a redraw.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:37:41 2015 No.13516102 >>13516089 Ever seen the full series of these comics? They're absolutely hilarious in a cringe inducing way.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:40:42 2015 No.13516112 File: 949 KB, 1820x1252, 1432007555084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13516029 But would you be____ the plant girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:40:56 2015 No.13516115 >>13516089 I can't tell if this comic is serious or not. Captcha, I am almost certain that Cupcakes are not Sushi.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:42:33 2015 No.13516120 >>13516112 No

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:43:19 2015 No.13516124 >>13516112 No, and that picture is trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:43:22 2015 No.13516125 >>13516112 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:43:53 2015 No.13516130 >>13516089 >>13516115 >redpillcomics >"Offended? Dial 9-1-1 to contact your local thought police!" Yes. This is real and is probably made by a /pol/ Anon.

Anonymous Tue May 19 17:45:10 2015 No.13516134

>>13516112
>father and son genderbender yuri

See, if it was sister and brother, or mother and son, I wouldn't mind so much.
But because of what you posted, I'm now so angry that I'll have to post this reply, then carry on with my life as if nothing happened. And that makes me impassive.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:45:17 2015 No.13516136 >>13516102 There is full series of those?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:46:07 2015 No.13516139 >>13516130 That Anon is doing God's work.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:47:23 2015 No.13516146 >>13516130 The hero mankind needs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:49:54 2015 No.13516157 >Notice a tiny moth fluttering around on the floor near my computer Aw how cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:50:10 2015 No.13516158 >>13516134 >See, if it was sister and brother, or mother and son, I wouldn't mind so much. Curious, why?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:51:31 2015 No.13516164 >>13515993 >Does not know how to elf >>13515992 >Does know how to elf so long as the ropes are red and he tickles her until she can't breathe at least once

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:51:39 2015 No.13516166 >>13516134 I'm sure you'll survive.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:53:48 2015 No.13516171 >>13516112 What's that shit. No.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:54:06 2015 No.13516172 >>13516157 Cum on it.

Anonymous Tue May 19 17:56:15 2015 No.13516178

>>13516158
I'm not really sure. I mean, I'm not really into the whole Oedipus complex thing. I don't mind it, but I'd rather not have it. When you replace the mom with the dad though, even in a genderbender scenario, it's just too weird for me. I've always been kind of uncomfortable with my own dad; we don't really talk that much, so that might have something to do with it.
I don't have a sister though, so I'm absolutely fine about that. I can pop boners to imoutos and onee-sans no problem.

>>13516166
But I'm absolutely beige with rage!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:57:32 2015 No.13516184 >>13516136 Yeah there's tons of them. They get posted on /pol/ all the time, but you can probably find them on /r9k/ too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:58:40 2015 No.13516187 >>13516172 then it becomes a mothgirl

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:02:30 2015 No.13516199 >>13516157 Expect it to die in either two days or three months, depending on species.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:07:30 2015 No.13516217 >>13516172 >>13516199 It's gone now. I think I scared it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:08:37 2015 No.13516221 >>13516217 It's planning on anally raping you when you least expect it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:08:38 2015 No.13516222 >>13516217 Check the sole of your foot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:10:08 2015 No.13516228 >>13516217 It could see the lewd leer in your eye.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:11:00 2015 No.13516235 File: 381 KB, 800x1299, obstruction_at_the_washington_bridge_by_m0zch0ps-d6k1n1t.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"ANOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" >"WHERE ARE YOU, HUSBAND OF MINE?"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:14:29 2015 No.13516247 >>13516222 Nothing there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:15:12 2015 No.13516251 >>13516235 Glad I'm not anon, that would've been annoying.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:15:36 2015 No.13516253 >>13516235 Hopefully he divorce her psycho ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:28:49 2015 No.13516308 >>13516235 He's busy freezing a lake and flying it over here to drop it on you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:31:09 2015 No.13516325 >>13516235 God dammit, can't a man shit in peace.

Anonymous Tue May 19 18:40:22 2015 No.13516357
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You're in your room when this girl suddenly appears. She slowly drops her smile, it looks like she's concerned about something.

>"Anon, am I really your waifu? Or just your meme waifu?"

How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:41:22 2015 No.13516362 >>13516357 Well you're not my waifu, I think you may have the wrong house.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:41:38 2015 No.13516363 >>13516357 I don't have a waifu, you're in the wrong house. Captcha, a picture of a tree with yellow leaves is not a pizza.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:42:39 2015 No.13516368 >>13516357 "But honey, the memes..."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:45:15 2015 No.13516379 >>13516357 The memest.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:45:16 2015 No.13516380 >>13516357 You're just a shit. Get out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:45:18 2015 No.13516381 >>13516357 Of course she's not a meme waifu. Teleporting prankster cats are olev.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:46:04 2015 No.13516385 >>13516357 Fuck off, Jackie

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:46:30 2015 No.13516387 >>13516357 But that Cheshire can't be a meme waifu, she doesn't have a kitty cock.

Anonymous Tue May 19 18:46:42 2015 No.13516388

>>13515865
>>13515875
It's not as if I'm saying I'd work any less. Simply that, in a high fantasy setting, I might not be exposed to elements which influenced me to take an interest in space travel in the first place.

Of course, I have no doubt that even without such elements, I'd still be an absurd dreamer. Without the influences of sci-fi, instead I may find myself practicing all manners of magic to aid in constructing all that my imagination could fathom. And of course, I'd funnel all that creativity and passion into paying tribute to the Anubis who holds my affections, building for and with her anything the both of us could dream up. A grand pyramid dominating the desert, a vast underground necropolis the envy of any Undead Kingdom, a magical crystal wizard's tower stretching up into the heaven's themselves!

And in time, I think, gazing up at the stars from the top of our tower, I would all the same be consumed with the wish to go higher, see further, go to infinity and beyond! And that is when I'd begin plans on a most auspicious work with her. Yes. A magitek ship unlike any other!

All that said, I like the way you think anon. I like it very much.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:47:34 2015 No.13516392 I wanna play music on my skeletongirl waifu's ribs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:49:17 2015 No.13516397 >>13516387 She's speaking for all Cheshires. Your talk of the kitty cock meme is like an indirect way of calling her a meme waifu. Now she's crying.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:51:18 2015 No.13516404 >>13516397 Good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:52:52 2015 No.13516409 >>13516397 How can she be a meme waifu without a cat batter dispenser?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:53:32 2015 No.13516412 >>13516357 I just realized how much I want to bite that cat's ass and eat her out from behind while holding her front paws over her back.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:55:23 2015 No.13516417 >>13516412 It's a perfectly natural reaction to Cheshire butts.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:56:35 2015 No.13516423 >>13516357 As much as I like Cheshire, it's true. These are all the MGE meme waifus off the top of my head. Manticore Cheshire Alp Cait Sith Wurm Honorable mention is Lizardman who is not quite there yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:59:23 2015 No.13516435 >>13516357 >futacat >waifu Ayy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:59:33 2015 No.13516437 >>13516423 >no anubutt Apply yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:59:59 2015 No.13516440 >>13516357 >How do you respond? "HOLY FUCK A CATWOMAN JUST SHOWED UP IN MY ROOM WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON" would probably be the expected response.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:01:04 2015 No.13516444 >>13516409 Cheshire Cats with cat batter dispensers are the ones who elevated them to meme status. It's something the entire race will never live down.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:01:17 2015 No.13516445 >>13516423 I genuineley like Alps. I mean I don't consider them waifu status, but I'd cuddle one, and marry if I had no other options, and make her a happy mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:01:22 2015 No.13516447 >>13516440 That or screaming like a little girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:01:53 2015 No.13516450 File: 137 KB, 1114x1031, ThreadFZLizard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13516423 One day. One day her betamaximisation will make the big leagues

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:03:13 2015 No.13516459 >>13516450 I genuinely hope you start balding in the most unsightly pattern.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:03:31 2015 No.13516460 I want to yank a Cheshire's tail while I spank her ass bright red.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:03:56 2015 No.13516461 >>13516459 M'lord.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:05:06 2015 No.13516468 >>13516440 >>13516447 Pretty much this.

Anonymous Tue May 19 19:08:18 2015 No.13516486

>>13516440
>Cheshire appears in Anon's room
>Acting all smug
>Anon starts getting undressed
>"W-what are you doing?"
>"I-I-I thought we were going to have sex"
>"What?! W-why would you think that?!"
>"I don't know! I thought that's what was supposed to happen!"
>Spaghetti everywhere from both parties

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:11:47 2015 No.13516501 >>13516392 I wanna lick a skeleton's ribcage

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:12:48 2015 No.13516507 >>13512133 I'm horrified by it but intrigued.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:13:55 2015 No.13516511 >>13516486 >intrudes in my domain >thinks there won't be any sex Who the fuck does she think she is?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:14:04 2015 No.13516512 >>13516387 >>13516397 >>13516435 >>13516444 That's haram, but I believe it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:15:12 2015 No.13516523 >>13516486 >>13516511 A man's house is his Demon Realm.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:16:11 2015 No.13516527 >>13516523 >a man's mom's basement is his demon realm* FTFY

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:17:15 2015 No.13516531 >>13516527 Well meme'd, have an upvote.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:19:29 2015 No.13516543 >>13516357 you're not my waifu but you're still cute and fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:21:37 2015 No.13516548 >>13516357 It's a trap!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:23:20 2015 No.13516557 >>13516511 "They don't call me the Cunt Destroyer for nothing, little kitten. If there's any piece of clothing you're fond of, you probably want to take it off before we start. I tend to tear stuff."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:28:37 2015 No.13516573 >>13516557 Hey buddy shouldn't you be in a shitty hentai about now?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:28:51 2015 No.13516576 >>13516557 So, embarrassing chuuni sex?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:29:03 2015 No.13516577 >>13516557 It's her own fault really. I mean, the sign outside clearly says: "Lair of the Cunt Destroyer". Fucking Wonderland immigrants, I swear...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:31:48 2015 No.13516588 >>13516577 She doesn't sound like a Wonderland native. Not smug or rapey and her accent isn't silly enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:32:02 2015 No.13516589 >>13516357 Neither, now get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:33:54 2015 No.13516595 >>13516423 You forgot hellhound and ushi.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:34:56 2015 No.13516601 >>13516588 What accent would that be?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:37:34 2015 No.13516610 >>13516601 British English with regular uses of nonsensical logic.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:38:04 2015 No.13516611 >>13516601 Take the most annoying accent you can think of and then imagine it as if they were singing constantly. They're also prone to puns, rhyming and other unnecessary wordplay.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:38:08 2015 No.13516612 File: 1.07 MB, 1200x1204, NOT THE BEES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13512281 >Hornet/Bee Girl in spats It has expanded. Long and hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:41:36 2015 No.13516622 >>13516610 >>13516611 I regret everything.

Anonymous Tue May 19 19:42:39 2015 No.13516624

>>13516595
I'm going to argue Ushi is more popular than she is a meme. Take Wurm for example. She got turned into a huge dumb moeblob and most people gloss over her rape train qualities. Ushi at least is acknowledged to be a lustful rape monster. I've seen more people debate and enjoy Hellhound regularly than I've seen her get the Alp, Manticore or Cheshire treatment.

Speaking of those two is there a story yet with them played straight? With no bullshit and some proper snu-snu? I know Wurm got a couple of those, eventually.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:43:09 2015 No.13516627 >>13516557 "Too bad, but I'm the one who will destroy your boypussy" unzips dick Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:43:56 2015 No.13516630 >>13516577 Imagine actually being retarded enough to put "Lair of the Cunt Destroyer" on your mailbox or something in a monster girl world. >Ogre takes it as a challenge

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:44:06 2015 No.13516631 File: 1.14 MB, 1792x1412, 1374217958129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna marry a freedom loving american EagleGirl

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:45:18 2015 No.13516636 >>13516630 Well, it was either the sign, or relocate. The city was not happy with my antics, to say the least.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:45:19 2015 No.13516637 >>13513880 All Abominations are kawaii. Unless faggots do them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:46:12 2015 No.13516639 >Come home from work >Monster girl waifu hold up daughteru to you >Daughteru Kisses your nose Status of your heart?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:47:13 2015 No.13516643 >>13516631 I want to marry a communist Russian bear girl and show her the glorious ways of capitalism.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:47:40 2015 No.13516644 >>13516639 Can't measure heart conditions, daughteru is hugging my chest and cheekrubbing it right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:47:46 2015 No.13516646 >>13516639 Chernobyl meltdown.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:47:47 2015 No.13516647 >>13516639 >HeartNotFoundException

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:48:09 2015 No.13516649 >>13516639 Pounding out of fear because I don't have a waifu or daughteru. I hope I didn't walk into the wrong house.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:48:26 2015 No.13516651 >>13516627 Pound her ass from behind while giving her a reach-around.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:48:44 2015 No.13516653 >>13514848 >Navelingus Why, Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:48:57 2015 No.13516654 >>13516627 >"You really are just a meme." I say this after we mutually destroy each other's orifices ❤

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:49:00 2015 No.13516655 >>13516639 I had my heart removed and replaced with an artificial one long ago for this very reason. >>13516649 >Pounding out of fear because I don't have a waifu or daughteru. You do now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:49:04 2015 No.13516656 >>13516649 >I don't have a waifu or daughteru. Well, you have now. She's a single mom of an adopted daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:49:09 2015 No.13516658 >>13516612 She's a Hornet. She takes offense to being called a wasp. Call her a bee and she will out-right murder you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:49:29 2015 No.13516660 >>13514553 Isn't having fronttits and backtits just as bad as frontgina and backgina?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:50:32 2015 No.13516664 >>13516655 >>13516656 No fuck that, I'm not just some manwhore who will take a monster girl in no questions asked. She's taking me on a date to start and we're going to take this slow!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:52:03 2015 No.13516670 >>13516664 You're the one who knocked on her door, man. She didn't do anything, you did.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:53:26 2015 No.13516673 >>13516670 But she's in my house.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:53:52 2015 No.13516674 >>13516664 The daughteru asks you out on a date. What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:54:18 2015 No.13516678 >>13516630 >>13516636 Nobody cared until I put up the sign.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:54:30 2015 No.13516679 >>13516673 >"I hope I didn't walk into the wrong house." >"But she's in my house." ???

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:54:40 2015 No.13516680 OI MORE RUSHKA WHEN? i dug it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:54:46 2015 No.13516682 >>13516674 How old is she?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:55:02 2015 No.13516686 >>13516674 Dick her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:55:49 2015 No.13516691 >>13516679 It's just the confusion of having two strangers in your home.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:56:24 2015 No.13516693 >>13516682 8 years younger than you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:56:43 2015 No.13516695 >>13516674 Well, she isn't mine, biologically, so I don't see a problem here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:57:01 2015 No.13516697 >>13516691 But what if you're in THEIR house? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:57:59 2015 No.13516701 >>13516697 Why is their door unlocked?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:58:12 2015 No.13516704 >>13516674 humor her and then shag her milf mom later that night

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:59:05 2015 No.13516709 >>13516693 Too young for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:00:29 2015 No.13516714 >>13516695 Subtract your age by 8. That's how old she is. Depending on how old you are she could be a loli. Which is normal to monsters because KC- er monsters are deviant like that. May or may not be your thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:01:24 2015 No.13516715 >>13516704 >not shagging both

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:02:44 2015 No.13516721 File: 36 KB, 254x192, 236237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13516357 >You will never have as wives two Cheshires who are also twins

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:02:48 2015 No.13516722 >>13516715 >not ntring the daughteru

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:03:54 2015 No.13516727 >>13516722 >NTR At last, you reveal your true nature, villain.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:04:14 2015 No.13516728 >>13516714 Yeah, I figured she would be a bit young. I stand by what I said. She is still 15 anyway. Shit sucks. Could have been a little younger or a little older and have been better.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:05:04 2015 No.13516732 >>13516721 >Trish and Ness waifus I want this, but I also don't want this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:05:58 2015 No.13516734 Fat Monkey Butt. http://i.imgur.com/VD9cVrs.png

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:07:21 2015 No.13516740 >>13516732 Who and who?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:08:59 2015 No.13516744 >>13516734 Punch it?

Anonymous Tue May 19 20:09:25 2015 No.13516746

What would the wild west of monstergirls be like?

>Lamia rattlesnakes hiding in the underbrush waiting for a man to stray close
>Holstaurus cattle drives
>coyote girls howling in the moonlight
>Cactus girls tempting lost men with their aphrodisiac water

what else?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:10:12 2015 No.13516748 File: 118 KB, 808x1000, 908062a087c0f06587f30a32d6e6131c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Penguins

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:10:53 2015 No.13516749 >>13516740 Bob's Futacat's sisters.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:10:56 2015 No.13516750 >>13516740 Characters from YBA's Vengeance story.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:11:40 2015 No.13516754 >>13515867 Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:11:51 2015 No.13516756 >>13516746 michael fassbender NTRing the protagonist after he's mistakenly shot by his waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:12:42 2015 No.13516760 >>13516746 Buff and fluffy Bison Minotaurs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:13:09 2015 No.13516761 >>13516748 >Bird >Flightless Pick one

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:13:34 2015 No.13516762 >>13516750 >>13516749 Oh, THOSE are Trish and Ness? What's the name of the other two then?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:14:48 2015 No.13516769 >>13516235 What the fuck is that thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:14:48 2015 No.13516770 >>13516746 Clint Eastwood

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:14:48 2015 No.13516771 >>13516761 I pick both

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:16:55 2015 No.13516774 >>13516762 Doesn't matter, we should not give futa the time of day.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:17:04 2015 No.13516776 >>13516771 Not bird, Rat with broken wings

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:18:08 2015 No.13516782 >>13516674 Dick her with the force of two thousand exploding suns.

Anonymous Tue May 19 20:19:18 2015 No.13516787
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>>13516748
>Winter with Penguin daughteru
>Take her out to play in the snow
>Playful snowball fight
>Sledding on the big hill across town
>She giggles as she belly slides down the hill towards me
>Go skate for a while on the pond nearby
>Try not to laugh as she clumsily slips & falls on her rump
>Come home to hot fish dinner with waifu
>Watch a movie with waifu and daughteru
>She falls asleep snuggled up on your legs
>Tuck her in to bed & give her a goodnight kiss
Why does it hurt to not be able to have this?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:19:27 2015 No.13516789 >>13516756 motherfucker, i was going to watch that later

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:22:01 2015 No.13516796 what happens to women who don't want to turn into a monster half way through the process?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:22:08 2015 No.13516797 >>13516782 Well anon, she is now dead, and so are you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:22:36 2015 No.13516799 >>13516746 >dicking cacti My penis says no.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:23:24 2015 No.13516801 >>13516796 They transform anyway and start sucking a lot of dick. What did you think was gonna happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:23:34 2015 No.13516803 >>13516796 >implying they have a choice

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:23:50 2015 No.13516805 >>13516796 Doesn't happen, because being a monster feels awesome, so sayeth the hugbox.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:24:00 2015 No.13516806 >>13516799 What if you're dying of thirst in the desert? The only way to get water from a Cactus Girl is to sexually pleasure her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:25:01 2015 No.13516810 Is it bad for a writefag to include non-common/non-MGE based monstergirls in his work?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:25:10 2015 No.13516811 >>13516774 Alright. But Just for the record I don't mind it at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:25:15 2015 No.13516812 >>13516806 >The only way My knife tells me there are at least two.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:26:11 2015 No.13516813 >>13516799 URETHRAL INSERTION

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:27:21 2015 No.13516818 >>13516811 >spoiler Not my place to judge, I suppose.

Anonymous Tue May 19 20:27:28 2015 No.13516819

>>13516810
No, as long as you can make them fit and vice versa. A potential reader who doesn't know about the source of any of the monsters in your story shouldn't find this non-MGE one out of place from the other monsters. If even they'd find something off then it's a bad sign.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:28:33 2015 No.13516823 >>13516810 It depends on the monstergirl. Do you have something in mind, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:29:28 2015 No.13516827 >>13516810 Depends on the girl, probably. Like, we toyed with that polar bear girl idea a little bit not too long ago, and that'd be cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:29:47 2015 No.13516828 >>13516810 Bad? No, but I would advice including some sort of backstory. If it's needed, of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:29:52 2015 No.13516829 File: 1.56 MB, 2500x1500, x6VFSt9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13516810 Nah, we had a Tarrasque story once. Never knew how it ended.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:31:32 2015 No.13516832 >>13516805 I feel kind of bad for KC sometimes. It's either two things with a lot of people here. Grimderp that half the thread will bash on because they simply don't like it, but if it isn't it's a hugbox. He can't win.

Anonymous Tue May 19 20:31:36 2015 No.13516833
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>>13516810
Everyone appreciates non-common MGE girls getting the loev.
The problem with non-MGE-girls is that you usually have to go to a lot more trouble describing them and their idiosyncrasies. But if you can be bothered to do it, there's no reason it shouldn't turn out fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:34:27 2015 No.13516840 >>13516823 An elephant shrew MG. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCO8fj_DQQo

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:35:00 2015 No.13516843 >>13516832 Fuck him, he thinks we're all baka gaijin anyhow.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:35:18 2015 No.13516844 >>13516832 To be fair, he did it to himself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:36:13 2015 No.13516852 >>13516806 >The only way Survival shows disagree with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:37:06 2015 No.13516856 >>13516843 Aren't we?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:37:10 2015 No.13516857 >>13516787 >have penguin daughteru around 3 years old >every time she gets scared she runs in between your legs >years later bring it up when she brings her boyfriend home I like to think I would be a good father.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:37:16 2015 No.13516858 >>13516840 Well... I guess that could be interesting. I mean, we have a story about a Komodo dragon girl, so abnormal types aren't really all that out there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:38:07 2015 No.13516861 >>13516797 >Implying death can stop Muh dick >Implying being shuffled loose from the mortal coil will deny me some sweet daughteru loving

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:38:23 2015 No.13516863 >>13516856 No, we are. If only we could be as handsome, well endowed and smart as the nips... That would be sooo cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:38:36 2015 No.13516864 >>13516843 Well, I didn't see anything profound that showed he was wrong about that. This issue was present even before his autism and the western community's autism collided.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:38:54 2015 No.13516865 >>13516843 Did KC ever actually visit ANY western country at all?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:39:25 2015 No.13516867 >>13516861 Well, what happens after you die is none of my concern. But you are super dead, for sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:39:46 2015 No.13516868 >>13516856 Stop sucking nip dick, it's unsightly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:40:41 2015 No.13516872 >>13516865 >nips >leaving their glorious utopia W0t?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:41:21 2015 No.13516873 >>13516867 And?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:41:29 2015 No.13516875 >>13516865 This would require that Nips think any country other than Japan is worthy of their presence. Hawaii doesn't count since they bombed it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:42:31 2015 No.13516877 >>13516873 And nothing, have fun in the afterlife.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:43:12 2015 No.13516879 >>13516873 You get snatched up by a Will'o Wisp

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:44:17 2015 No.13516883 >>13516867 But I'm not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu1hPdJk-Y

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:45:19 2015 No.13516890 >>13516879 I have my daughteru, she can fuck off. >>13516877 Why thank you. You're allright anon.

Anonymous Tue May 19 20:45:36 2015 No.13516893

>>13516857
>You should have seen the poor dear, scared to death of thunder until she was 12
>Whenever the rain kicked up, she'd be latched to my legs like a lead weight
>And when there was a rumble, she'd make the cutest little scared scared squawking noise.
>DAAAAAD!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:45:41 2015 No.13516894 >>13516883 Anon, you've been dead the whole time. Why do you think you're even here?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:50:52 2015 No.13516911 File: 192 KB, 684x864, 1430837878-20150505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13516893 Top tier level dad. Yeah, I'll delete it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:51:16 2015 No.13516913 >>13516894 Hell really is other people. I wonder if Sartre knew about 4chan somehow, because he pretty much called it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:52:06 2015 No.13516916 >>13516875 Wonder what Hawaiians think of that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:52:23 2015 No.13516921 >>13516913 At the very least, he probably went outside a few times.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:53:03 2015 No.13516923 >>13516916 Fuck them, Hawaiians are worse than Natives.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:54:58 2015 No.13516933 >>13516923 Explain further.

Anonymous Tue May 19 20:57:54 2015 No.13516944

>>13516933
Hawaiians and Natives have about the same personality, arrogant obnoxious assholes.

The only reason I hate Natives more is because they're all over the fucking place bitching and moaning about white people while Hawaiians stay on their shitty Island.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:59:22 2015 No.13516947 >>13516911 I see this guy sitting in a closet, watching his daughter get plowed and judging the husband's technique. If he doesn't meet his standards, he'd burst out and give him pointers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:01:04 2015 No.13516952 >>13516829 Tarrasque and her husbando confessed their love to one another. They moved and had a daughteru. Happy end. Credits fade.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:02:56 2015 No.13516954 >>13516947 Well yeah, you can't give your daughteru to just any pleb with a penis.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:03:14 2015 No.13516955 >>13516911 oh god imagine the dad jokes you could make with a monster girl daughter

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:05:05 2015 No.13516960 >>13516944 To be fair, you are on what used to be their land. If you're gonna take over a place, wipe out the previous occupants completely. I doubt the Chinese bitch at the Mongols.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:06:40 2015 No.13516963 >>13516954 Why not keep her?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:06:50 2015 No.13516964 >>13516955 I am the greatest dad ever made, six dad jokes per minute. More than enough to embarrass anything that moves.

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:07:30 2015 No.13516967

>>13516388
>build a monument to an anubis
>it's a 260 feet tall stone statue of her pouting angrily over her kingdom, arms folded and cheeks puffed out
>it constantly shouts phrases in her proud, booming voice, for all the surrounding desert to hear
>KISS MY PAWS
>BRUSH MY TAIL
>REMEMBER ME
>after each phrase, the eyes glow red and shoot out fire
>as do the dots on her stomach markings
>nobody knows how many workers were lost to the tail, enchanted to grow real fur that occasionally ensnared those who wandered too close

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:07:59 2015 No.13516971 >>13516963 No, I want her out of the house. I want my life back, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:09:38 2015 No.13516979 >>13516967 Is there anything in the Anubis profile that encourages this 'tyrannical ruler' stereotyping they have?

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:09:55 2015 No.13516981

>>13516911
>Spending the night with your daughter & waifu
>Tomorrow is her big day
>Despite your heckling & embarrassing, she's finally getting married
>The two of you are sitting in the living room, just like old times
>She's nervous about tomorrow
>Wondering if she made the right decision, whether she'll be a good wife, the whole nine yards
>You give her a reassuring hug
>We raised you right, sweetie. You're a good girl, and you'll be an amazing wife. And maybe mom soon?
>'Dad, not yet... but thanks.'
>'And hey, the two of you survived me and your mom. He's a good kid, and the both of you will be able to handle anything.'
>Hehehe...Thanks, daddy. I love you.'
>She give you a quick kiss on the cheek
>A movie comes up on the TV
>It's an old one, but one of her favorites. It's been ages since you two saw it together
>'Oh, daddy, can we?'
>Ahh, hell. Why not?
>You settle in, expecting her to snuggle up to you
>Instead, she slides down onto the floor & nestles herself into your legs
>She looks back up to you with an eager smile on her face. Just like old times.
>Heh, even after all these years, you're still my little girl

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:11:07 2015 No.13516984 >>13516981 I wasn't ready for the feels. Just... gimme a moment, okay?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:12:05 2015 No.13516988 File: 572 KB, 1323x629, Anubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13516979 I guess because they're really bossy towards their husbands and subordinates.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:12:13 2015 No.13516989 >>13516971 And just what can't you do with her around?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:14:10 2015 No.13516995 >>13516988 >bossy wife Holy shit I would fucking beat the shit out of an Anubis no joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:14:10 2015 No.13516996 >>13516989 Anon, I just want to sit in my room, and stare at the wall. It's bad enough that the wife keeps interrupting me with her stupid problems. I will not double that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:14:36 2015 No.13516998 >>13516988 >Husband, I need you to dust the house, pick up the groceries, whip the slaves and rub my PAWS, all by 4:00 pm >Unzips dick Done. Now make me a sammich.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:16:33 2015 No.13517001 >>13516995 Or you can just not do what she says and watch her spaggheti all over herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:16:38 2015 No.13517002 >>13516995 Yeah, god forbid they're not all generic moeblobs right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:18:01 2015 No.13517008 >>13516995 You'd get your shit pushed in.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:18:08 2015 No.13517009 >>13516995 Or you can not have an Anubis waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:20:29 2015 No.13517013 >>13516995 You don't beat up anubi, you beat ushi on is, manticores, dark elves, alps, bubble slimes, baphos, krakens and chimeras. That last is just for being freaky.

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:20:47 2015 No.13517015
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>>13516998
Easy!
>Whip Slaves 1-25 to clean the palace (Not too hard, we don't want any blood on the floor)
>Whip Slaves 26-30 to go buy Groceries
>Tenderly rub Waifu's PAWS for a few hours
>Cuddle all afternoon

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:21:27 2015 No.13517017
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>>13516988
>Indeed, no matter how rational a monster they are normally, it is the appearance of them drowning in pleasure and seeking nothing but a man that is closest to the monster's fundamental instinct, and this is the monsters' true nature.
What a surprise, she's just an dog in woman's clothing.
Out to the doghouse with you, I'll fill your foodbowl in a moment.

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:21:57 2015 No.13517019

>>13517001
Honest question: If an Anubis had a NEET Husband who was lazy, too frail and weak to do any strong work, and had heart problems preventing him from getting /fit/, and was too indifferent to care about following orders, but still loved her and she loved him, what would she do if he didn't follow her orders and just sat around?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:22:33 2015 No.13517025 >>13516998 How about "No"?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:22:48 2015 No.13517028 >>13517013 >krakens I will beat up anyone who dares to touch an Kraken

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:22:59 2015 No.13517029 >>13517017 She's a KC monstergirl, they're all like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:23:31 2015 No.13517033 >>13517017 Pretty much every monster has a blurb like that in their bio, or has it implied. Means jack-diddly-shit if you want to make a halfway decent character or story.

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:23:38 2015 No.13517034

You wake up this morning to an anubis knocking on your door. Apparently she was a childhood friend who you used to play with back before she had to move away back to her home country. Now that she's back she claims that when you were little you pinky promised her that you'd marry her and build her a real temple, despite her protests and sour mood her cheeks are flushed red and you can tell her legs are shaking from fear. You have no memory of ever making this promise, and keep in mind that you've already been propositioned this morning by a kikimora asking if you need a maid, a valkyrie asking if you want to go on an adventure, and a shirohebi announcing a vacancy in her temple looking for followers.

How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:23:41 2015 No.13517035 >>13517029 I'm gonna need more collars and foodbowls, then.

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:24:15 2015 No.13517038

>>13517009
>man choosing his waifu
>in MGE
Pick one
The first one who will take a liking to you will be your waifu, you don't have anything to say in this

>>13516995
Nope, MAMONO MANA will totally-not-mindbread you into loving her quirks and bossy behavior. You will cream yourself following her orders

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:24:31 2015 No.13517043

>>13517017
You'd end up the same way eventually. Everyone forgets that no matter your dynamic you will be just as affected as they will due to the sticking your dick in a bundle of demonic energy.
>>13517019
She'd probably avoid husbandos like that. Monstergirls aren't picky but they are selective.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:25:28 2015 No.13517046 >>13517034 "Get in line, sweetcheeks".

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:25:35 2015 No.13517047

>>13517019
She'd have him carried around by the mummy slaves and ask him to keep logistics and statistics as she bosses around other people.

Then when it's night time she'd lovingly sit herself down on his lap and thank him for working so hard before burying him in kisses and taking top so that it's not so rough on him.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:25:38 2015 No.13517048 >>13517019 MAMONO ma a. Not trying to be glib, it's just what would happen. MM fixes your heart, No excuses. Not that you can't still laze around and just fuck her when she gets too bossy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:26:34 2015 No.13517053 File: 52 KB, 600x719, 1292560723454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13517034 Shiro temple plz

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:26:46 2015 No.13517054 >>13517034 She gets a one way ticket to Canada, tell her to make a snow temple there

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:26:50 2015 No.13517055 >>13517034 Accept the Kiki.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:27:11 2015 No.13517058 >>13517028 Give it a try nerd. I"'ll make a kebab of you along with your trade ruining wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:27:13 2015 No.13517059 >>13517038 >You will cream yourself following her orders Pretty sure the hugbox-clause also says I don't if I don't want to.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:27:22 2015 No.13517060 >Monstergirls' faces when a portal opens to our world during the dawn of humanity >/fit/ assertive Monstergirls' faces when cavemen picking them up easily and carrying them over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes back to their caves to mate

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:27:25 2015 No.13517062 >>13516810 Nah nigga. I write about Slimes and Living Dolls, both of which I rarely see mentioned here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:28:25 2015 No.13517067 >>13517034 Shirohebi is love.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:28:59 2015 No.13517073 >>13517025 How about you see >>13516988 >>13517017

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:29:09 2015 No.13517075 File: 249 KB, 761x677, 13513513427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13517060

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:29:13 2015 No.13517076 >>13517013 >baphos They're muscle wizards. You can try, but they're the leaders of the lolishit cult for a reason. You have to make them oppai or give them that wonderland cake so they stop being lolis.

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:29:15 2015 No.13517077

>>13517047
This sounds like the best solution, a loving bossy Anubis who dotes over you and is extremely protective of you and plans out what you do for the day, making sure it's both of help to her, and not too taxing on you. And then is top while praising you with calm soothing loving words.

Fuck yes if more Anubis were like this, the loving caring and controlling type, they'd shoot up my tier list of best Monster Girls.

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:29:48 2015 No.13517080

>>13517043
>Everyone forgets that no matter your dynamic you will be just as affected as they will due to the sticking your dick in a bundle of demonic energy.
Are you saying I should not dick the monster girl?
Because that's not an option.
I'll just have to overpower their demonic energy, with my own spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:29:53 2015 No.13517082 >>13517073 My answer has yet to change.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:30:27 2015 No.13517083 >>13517075 Yep, cavemen carrying Onis and Dragons just like that in a surprise role reversal.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:31:00 2015 No.13517087 >>13517034 Become a khepri and I might consider letting you be wife #3, after kiki and dark valkyrie.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:31:05 2015 No.13517088 >>13517060 Bet this is old news in /hbg/.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:31:20 2015 No.13517089 >>13517047 >>13517077 I need this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:31:22 2015 No.13517090 File: 3.23 MB, 445x247, 434634.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13517080 >I'll just have to overpower their demonic energy, with my own spirit energy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:32:14 2015 No.13517093 >>13517080 >I'll just have to overpower their demonic energy, with my own spirit energy. Oh this is just too good

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:32:22 2015 No.13517094 >>13517090 >Doubting a man's virile power This guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:32:26 2015 No.13517095 >>13517083 Nah, they carry Kikis while they're carried by Onis

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:32:37 2015 No.13517097 >>13517059 No, it says you will love everything about her. If you hated snake/spider parts and found them disgusting, you will literally lick them after non-minbreak

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:32:41 2015 No.13517098

>>13517080
You can dick them, but the dicking has consequences. Particularly if you want to be above them. You'll end up being a proper husbando before you know it.

Also no, it doesn't work that way. Demonic energy is its own thing and it loves spirit energy. You'll just become a bigger monster lover in the end.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:32:51 2015 No.13517099 >>13517090 >muh invincible monsters And you wasted an image for that? For shame.

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:33:21 2015 No.13517102

>>13517034
>Kikimora maid
I'm not that much of a slob. I can take care of myself
>Valkyrie adventurer
I enjoy going out, but an adventurer I am not. Plus paladins & paladin-equivalents are a shit
>Shiro miko
I don't do too well with religion, and I'm not sure how well I could do the 'simple life' thing... but a shrine of white snake girls...
>Anubis friend
What size of temple are we talking here? You're cute & all, but I don't have much money. If you' get out of hand with this, I'll run off with the snakes right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:33:39 2015 No.13517106 >>13517076 Profile says they look for oniichans stronger than themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:33:50 2015 No.13517108 Would you let you're waifu sever all your sensory nerves?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:33:52 2015 No.13517109 >>13517095 >while they're carried by Onis Why can't the opposite happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:33:52 2015 No.13517110 >>13517097 Not much of a hugbox if only the MG gets what she wants, is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:34:16 2015 No.13517111 >>13517098 >>13517093 Well, guess it's off to join the Order then.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:34:50 2015 No.13517116 >>13517082 Are you an anubutt?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:35:14 2015 No.13517118 >>13517109 >Men carrying Onis while Dormouses carry them I don't know, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:35:34 2015 No.13517120 >>13517097 Funny, the traitors also say that "you" remain the same. Could they have...lied?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:36:04 2015 No.13517123 >>13517106 Of course they do. But that's overall. Like with a sword, magic, strategy, gear. By beat up I assume you mean fisticuffs. That's a terrible way to fight a bapho.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:36:33 2015 No.13517126 >>13517118 Cavemen, Anon, not modern humans. I'm talking about the tall as fuck brutes that munched on bones as if it were gum.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:36:35 2015 No.13517127 >>13517116 No, just a guy who doesn't take orders from women or dogs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:36:37 2015 No.13517128 >>13517108 What compels you to write stupid shit like this?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:38:06 2015 No.13517132 >>13517123 I take it to mean men that strong exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:39:30 2015 No.13517138 >>13516810 so long as you're not ELH with his nigh-autismal shenaniganry and Bollocks/Alp who can't save their own lives to just stick to one bloody concept you'll be fine

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:40:11 2015 No.13517140 >>13517127 Then I believe you misunderstood my posts. The husband is telling the anubutt no to confuse her, dicks her to make her submissive, and then HE gets a sandwich. Not that she can't have one too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:40:31 2015 No.13517143 >>13517123 >not having [Fist] in your quickbar

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:41:02 2015 No.13517145 >>13517099 >muh invincible monsters Unless you're talking about headcanon that how it goes, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:41:55 2015 No.13517150 >>13517140 My apologies then. Guess I'll make her one as well...she's pretty when she smiles.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:42:24 2015 No.13517152 >>13517089 >We'll never get this Anubis and just be stuck with spaghetti girls that like Legos I mean I certainly don't hate Lego Anubis but I'd love to see a more controlling Anubis that was still incredibly loving and doting

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:42:35 2015 No.13517154 >>13517145 >Forgetting training montages This pok gai.

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:42:41 2015 No.13517155

>>13517132
I think they do, but they'd be the protagonists in the power levels. Like a handful exist. Otherwise it's a group of adventurers, or someone with a bigger arsenal.

It's not like she won't be using spells and some other bullshit either.

Baphos are boss characters. If you want to dish justice on them reliably you can't rely on the few monks that aren't shit to come around every time one pops up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:42:44 2015 No.13517156 >>13516893 >>13516981 you guys made water come out of my eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:42:55 2015 No.13517157 >>13517145 Um, no?

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:43:24 2015 No.13517158

>>13516178
Incest is my fetish, especially with older women, but there's this doujin where a guy and his father go to a shrine and the father gets genderbent into a waifu for him. It made me very uncomfortable. Not even remotely erotic, just weird. Maybe it was the genderbender aspect that turned me off.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:43:44 2015 No.13517160 >>13517145 For you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:44:25 2015 No.13517164 >>13517156 No problem, anon. Happy to write it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:44:40 2015 No.13517166 >People believe that you would be forced to lick you anubis waifu feet she she wanted it. >Implying demonic energy won't change the monster girls themselves to adapt to their husbands preferences.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:45:02 2015 No.13517168 >>13517145 There actually people who believe this? Or are you just pulling our legs?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:45:07 2015 No.13517170 >>13517154 You're the pok gai, pok gai.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:45:21 2015 No.13517172 >>13517164 >No problem, Anon. Your tears keep my hydrated FTFY

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:45:41 2015 No.13517173 >>13517166 What if I wanted to lick her feet paws?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:45:43 2015 No.13517174 >>13517158 I need a link to this, mostly for something to put a drinking game to

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:45:55 2015 No.13517176 >>13517166 Not this shit again.

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:46:06 2015 No.13517178

>>13517110
It's dystopia, not a hugbox
It says something about "your waifu also changing to your tastes" but it's obvious lie. Sabbath lolis will never change into adults because they mindbreak their husbands with pedomorhosis spell, gazer mindbreak with monoeyed love spell, lamias spiders mindbreak to love their parts, pretty sure matango will also mindbreak you to love mushroom if she caught you.
They will probably just change their haircolor or style at max

>>13517120
>listening to traitors

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:46:39 2015 No.13517182 >>13517166 >Demonic Energy changes waifu to fit husbando's preferences >Also does the same to him to fit her preferences >Waifu likes an obedient husbando >Husbando dislikes bossy women Oh cool, a loophole.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:46:56 2015 No.13517184 >>13517173 Then do it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:47:22 2015 No.13517189 >>13517178 >It's dystopia I agree with you, but if Krusty Crap says we can have what we want, I'll just go ahead and believe him.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:47:27 2015 No.13517192 >>13517155 >Having to be the protagonist >Not being the OP "too cool for your party" character >Not training or some such to be a secret superbiss hiding in plain sight Oy vey.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:48:19 2015 No.13517196 >>13517192 Those characters always wield katanas, I hate katanas.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:48:56 2015 No.13517201 >>13517178 >listening to traitors Yeah, imagine my suprise.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:49:00 2015 No.13517203 >>13517170 Nuh uh , I called you one first, get your own insults.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:49:11 2015 No.13517205 >>13517184 Alright fine, I will lick my Anubis' feet and there is nothing any of you can do about it

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:49:19 2015 No.13517208

>>13517120
>traitors

This is cancer.

But no, the argument is generally that you'll gain a few fetishes and get hornier but you'll still be you. You'll still like the same shitty movies, prefer chinese food, still have an opinion about XYZ. At least from what I can tell.

It doesn't really matter to me at this point. I'd just prefer people who like this aspect of the setting whether they're on the order from a moral standpoint or support the demon lord. I wonder where they went, because most paladinfags nowadays won't even appreciate this aspect of the setting from time to time and only use it as fodder for their 'nu-uh I kill that rape monster!' fantasies.

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:50:14 2015 No.13517214

>on the elementary playground
>Suddenly on the ground with the class monster girl bully on top of you
>Oh no shes doing it again, it's almost like Chinese water torture
>She drools over your face but sucks it back up before it hits
>Over and over not knowing when it will hit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:50:17 2015 No.13517215 >>13517205 What if that was my plan all along, and you're just a pawn, furthering my agendas?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:50:41 2015 No.13517216 >>13517196 >Always Someone needs to play more vidya, and other things than rpgs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:51:28 2015 No.13517219 >>13517215 But how would you benefit from me licking an Anubis' feet? What agenda would that advance?

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:51:46 2015 No.13517222

>>13517176
>Not this shit again.
>Implying it isn't anon that monster girls are also affected by demonic energy changes.

>>13517182
I assume whoever desires it the most or more in control of his demonic energy will win out, or it will change both until there's a balance they both are attracted to.
Maybe a combination of both.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:51:56 2015 No.13517224 >>13517214 Joke's on her I have a really weak stomach that was WAY worse when I was younger, so I spew all over her.

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:52:14 2015 No.13517227

>>13517214
>She drools over your face but sucks it back up before it hits

Why the fuck would anyone do that? Just by doing it the first time you'd alredy be slurping cold saliva with a shitton of bacteria from the air stuck in it, not to mention that it's fucking gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:52:25 2015 No.13517228 >>13516810 I've done it, nobody noticed. It's fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:52:25 2015 No.13517229 >>13517208 One could argue that you're not really the same [you] as you were before, but let's not get into that. Personally, I dislike this part of the setting.

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:52:40 2015 No.13517231

>>13517178
>Sabbath lolis will never change into adults because they mindbreak their husbands with pedomorhosis spell

Yeah, this is the problem right here. Technically DE molds her to your preferences and you to her preferences, so all else being equal you;d get a sort of meet-in-the-middle situation. But then there's monsters that mindbreak your preferences directly, ON TOP OF the normal DE mindwarping, thus short-circuiting those rules.

I'm not too butblasted because I like pretty much all MGs already, but I can see where the paladins are coming from with this objection. For anyone who's not an indiscriminate slut like me, it's a raw deal.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:52:48 2015 No.13517232 >>13517214 Kick her in the cunt and don't stop until she gets off of me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:52:58 2015 No.13517235 >>13517219 Your Anubis waifu's agenda. Because I'm your waifu, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:53:27 2015 No.13517237 >>13517219 Hah, I'll never tell! ...At least not until the 3rd act.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:53:44 2015 No.13517239 >>13517214 FALCON CUNT PUNCH!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:54:16 2015 No.13517241 >>13517231 >I'm not too butblasted because I like pretty much all MGs already >For anyone who's not an indiscriminate slut like me My brother

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:54:19 2015 No.13517242

>>13517154

>TRAINING MONTAGES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y0J_-Mq6Zg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:54:43 2015 No.13517246 >>13517214 Childhood PTSD acquired

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:54:58 2015 No.13517247 >>13517239 Don't you mean, Falcunt Kick?

Anonymous Tue May 19 21:56:04 2015 No.13517252

>>13517222
>tfw like to sleep but always tired because of work, Uni and other shit
>Work during the day, go to uni during the night
>Bat waifu who's only active at night wants me to stay awake so she won't be alone when she wakes up
>Demonic Energy changes husbando accordingly
>She only goes to sleep when the sun rises
>Sleep is now a fait memory of the past for her husbando

I hope she doesn't mind living with a zombie.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:57:01 2015 No.13517258 >>13517252 If you work in an office, she won't even notice.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:57:44 2015 No.13517260 >>13517252 I'm sure the neighbor lich won't mind reviving you after the complete lack of sleep eventually kills you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:00:36 2015 No.13517277 >>13517231 >Mindbreak on top of DE You mean shit like nightface jorougumo and bubble slime? Eh, there are simple solutions to those problems. Say what you will about the man, but that nip motherfucker knows how to pander.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:00:51 2015 No.13517278 >>13517214 Who is the monster?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:01:42 2015 No.13517282 >>13517278 Ghoul.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:02:28 2015 No.13517290

>>13517229
I know a lot of you do, but that's part of the fun in it whether it's just for cutesy stuff, fetish stuff, or even the more dystopia interpretations.
It's not EMG which a lot of people here should be discussing or looking into if they dislike this so much. It's MGE which includes reverse rape but also ends in cute waifu stuff or if you prefer it's reverse rape which ends in depraved corruption for you, her, or the both of you.

Like this is playing MGQ and then getting upset that you got raped in it. You shouldn't be playing MGQ then if you're going to be so put off by that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:02:29 2015 No.13517291 >Wanting to be bossed around by your waifu >Not wanting a healthy equal relationship where your strengths and weaknesses compliment each other

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:02:37 2015 No.13517292 >>13517278 A Komodo dragon girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:02:42 2015 No.13517293 >>13517282 >The dick sucking MG PANIC!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:03:26 2015 No.13517297 >>13517291 Bossy is her strength that compliments my weakness though

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:03:34 2015 No.13517299 >>13517174 It was recent. Just search genderbender+incest+english on sadpanda

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:05:06 2015 No.13517303 >>13517297 But that's not an equal relationship.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:05:38 2015 No.13517304 >>13517291 >Muh Dom >Muh sub >Muh equal >Muh switch All sides need to shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:05:45 2015 No.13517306 >>13517292 Oh damn that make that drool even worse

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:06:14 2015 No.13517309 >>13517290 That would be a valid argument, if MGE wasn't a "everyone gets their thing" setting. It's hardly "reverse rape and..." anymore, now is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:06:46 2015 No.13517311 >>13517278 WHO IS THE MONSTER AND WHO IS THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAN SING THE BELLS, BELLS, BELLS, BELLS BELLS, BELLS, BELLS, BELLS BELLS OF NOTRE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:07:15 2015 No.13517312 >>13517304 True, Freedom is best dom after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:07:41 2015 No.13517315 >>13517312 Freedom is overrated

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:07:50 2015 No.13517316 >>13517299 I just saw it. What the fucking Christ, Japan.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:08:04 2015 No.13517317 >>13517290 You can like something without liking all of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:08:38 2015 No.13517321 >>13517315 Communist detected! Probability of affecting mission outcome: 0%

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:08:43 2015 No.13517322 File: 599 KB, 1100x1600, 8ab12aa9f6099ba12b33ae2964963e4f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to fuck a mildly tsundere MG.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:09:27 2015 No.13517324 >>13517321 Liberty Prime please go. You're just a talking head now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:10:11 2015 No.13517326 >Dom relationship >Sub relationship >Not physically becoming the intangible abstract concept of a relationship with you're waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:10:27 2015 No.13517327 >>13517322 Am I the only one who thinks her face makes her look like a rat?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:10:39 2015 No.13517328 >>13517304 So being single is the best status for a man in a monstergirl universe? God dammit, do I have to go innawoods again?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:11:03 2015 No.13517332 >>13517324 Pretty insults are a sign of communistic degeneracy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:11:12 2015 No.13517333 >>13517324 death is a preferable alternative to communism

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:11:13 2015 No.13517334 >>13517303 I'm lazy and suffer from motivation problems and can't handle doing things on my own. I like when I'm told what to do, it's easier for me. Having a bossy girl tell me what to do and how to do it would be wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:11:20 2015 No.13517336 >>13517324 Fuck you man.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:11:36 2015 No.13517337 File: 89 KB, 480x624, slutty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13517327 Must be the nose and the angle.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:11:48 2015 No.13517338 >>13517328 According to that guy, yeah. Apparently it's not okay to be in a relationship.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:11:49 2015 No.13517341 >>13517321 Get out, you bucket of bolts. >>13517322 >tsundere It's shit, but more power to you, I guess, friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:12:03 2015 No.13517343 >>13517332 >*petty Spelling malfunction detected.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:12:27 2015 No.13517344 >>13517332 >>13517333 >>13517336 Mata Nui > Liberty Prime any day. Do you guys think he'll be back in F4?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:13:08 2015 No.13517348 >>13517235 >>13517237 This just makes me more curious. And makes me want to lick the Anubis feet even more.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:13:28 2015 No.13517350 I want to have spider silk clothes

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:13:48 2015 No.13517353

>>13517326
Stop doing LSD in front of the kids! The last time you went on one of your rants, I had to take the yeti to the hospital to get rehydrated because she got the brilliant idea to get in the dryer to "spin her nexus and become one with the universe". You ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:13:56 2015 No.13517355 File: 395 KB, 1000x1100, 90dd82cbe4b523be1a393d27c1bbf465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13517322 I want to fuck the tsundere out of a MG.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:14:05 2015 No.13517356 >>13517322 >>13517337 >Tramp stamp >Navel piercing Not even with somebody else's dick.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:14:26 2015 No.13517358

>>13517278
>Being bullied on the mg playground
>Wolfgirls carry you off to the far corners and lick you like a popsicle stick until they're red in the face and their legs are shaking
>Dullahan sticks her head down your shirt and refuses to let go until you promise to play with her later
>Lamias keep coiling around your arms and squeezing until your skin is marked and red
>Onis just bully you like regular girls but more erotically
>Anubis forces you to play in the sandbox with her and orders her mummies to keep you still
>Lich wants to play doctor but only if you take your clothes off
>Kikimora throws mud on your shirt and then offers to clean it up
>Harpy scratches the shit out of you while trying to pick you up
>Catgirl enters heat for the first time and keeps rubbing her crotch on you while playing freezetag
>Omuukade won't stop bugging you to help her build a cave alongside her friend wurm
>Spidergirls keep trying to carry you up into their treehouses made of silk and won't put you down
>Centaurs offer to give you a ride but then won't slow down to let you unmount
>cyclops won't stop telling the teacher that you're bullying her despite not even knowing her.
>Krakens are already bully central
>The only girl who asks what you want to do is the kitsune, and she's probably just planning on raping you when you go to her house

Being a human boy is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:14:52 2015 No.13517361 >>13517348 I shall rub my hands together in a villainous fashion while you do.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:15:02 2015 No.13517363 >>13517355 I wanna fuck the Tsundere into a MG

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:17:12 2015 No.13517370 >>13517344 Is F4 even in development/announced?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:17:19 2015 No.13517372 >>13517358 I just wanna hang out with the Wurm. Literally the anti-bully.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:17:28 2015 No.13517373 >>13516756 Are we talking about X-Men? Or has he done it in other stuff too?

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:17:50 2015 No.13517375

>>13517344
Iron Giant > all.
Are you asking if Liberty Prime will be back in fallout 4? Because no, he literally got blown up by an orbital bombardment, even if the brotherhood could repair him, which they more than likely can't, I doubt he'd show up wherever they're setting the new game.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:18:05 2015 No.13517376

>>13517358
>Wolfgirls carry you off to the far corners and lick you like a popsicle stick until they're red in the face and their legs are shaking
>Dullahan sticks her head down your shirt and refuses to let go until you promise to play with her later
>Lich wants to play doctor but only if you take your clothes off
>Kikimora throws mud on your shirt and then offers to clean it up
>Catgirl enters heat for the first time and keeps rubbing her crotch on you while playing freezetag
Oh man. Too good. Playing Doctor with a Lich sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:18:13 2015 No.13517377 >>13517358 Look at all these shit-kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:18:21 2015 No.13517381 >>13517358 I assume the boy has harem MC tier obliviousness

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:18:31 2015 No.13517383 >>13517337 I like that MGs that dress whorish are in fact whorish. No one gets mad at being ogled and they really are asking for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:19:10 2015 No.13517384 >>13517358 I can't see the bullying there

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:19:29 2015 No.13517389 >>13517358 Sounds like fucking hell for a kid. Hell, I don't want to be bullied by little girls either, but I guess some of you faggots are into vampire lolis sticking things down your cock.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:19:31 2015 No.13517390 >>13517358 >Kikimora throws mud on your shirt and then offers to clean it up What a sneak

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:19:59 2015 No.13517392 >>13517373 slow west. it's really good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:20:06 2015 No.13517393 >>13517344 I want the Order to have their own Liberty Prime.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:20:17 2015 No.13517395

>>13517309
But the corruption stuff is a big part of it. And even the reverse rape stuff is still the default way things are presented. In fact it's how a lot of the things start out in his profiles, doesn't mean you wouldn't get what you wanted in these scenarios eventually.

I consider a lot of this traitor thing / neo-paladins cancer mainly because before people were still constrained with the nature of the setting so we got interesting ideas from all sides rather than shouting each other out over what is shit/valid and what isn't.

It's seriously no fun to read or watch. And even then, I don't see why you would even like MGE if you weren't willing to deal with those things on some level. It's just really dumb to call something traitors or bait when people are enjoying or advocating the major parts of the setting instead of bypassing it entirely.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:20:42 2015 No.13517399 >>13517328 >>13517338 That's not what I said at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:21:34 2015 No.13517401 >>13517358 These don't really sound that severe to be honest. My dick appreciates them though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:22:08 2015 No.13517403 >>13517393 Purity Prime?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:22:11 2015 No.13517405 >>13517358 That's a bitch, not a boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:22:25 2015 No.13517406 >>13517383 >MGs You mean women. Most MGs are pretty whorish and into being ogled until they get a husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:23:10 2015 No.13517410 >>13517395 But all traitor posting is bait, meant to make the pallys sperg. > I don't see why you would even like MGE if you weren't willing to deal with those things on some level As for that, see >>13517317

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:23:23 2015 No.13517411 I've been messing around with a guy working in a monster girl office (along with other humans). anyone interested?

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:23:25 2015 No.13517412

>>13517358
>Dullahan sticks her head down your shirt and refuses to let go until you promise to play with her later
>Kikimora throws mud on your shirt and then offers to clean it up
>Spidergirls keep trying to carry you up into their treehouses made of silk and won't put you down
>The only girl who asks what you want to do is the kitsune, and she's probably just planning on raping you when you go to her house

I fail to see the problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:24:13 2015 No.13517420 >>13517406 bad anon. bad

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:24:27 2015 No.13517421 >>13517403 >death is a preferable alternative to corruption I like it.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:25:26 2015 No.13517427
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>>13516967
I doubt that I could build it as big as Bender's, but I'll try my best.

>>13516979
Not really. It just amuses some people. Generally, I just picture them as gals who really have it together.
And have it goin' on too, hot damn.

>>13516995
>>13517017
You're awful people.

>>13517015
I like how you think.

>>13517019
I tend to think they'd be like Kikimora, whipping them (Not literally) Okay maybe literally into shape. It's honestly part of what I find so attractive about them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:25:27 2015 No.13517428 >>13517420 Well it's mostly true. A woman would get angry if you thought she was a whore while dressing like that, while a MG would just get wet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:25:48 2015 No.13517431 >>13517358 This is making more irritated than usual. Just double lariat everyone and never go to that playground again.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:26:18 2015 No.13517435 >>13517412 >Kitsune raping a child who isn't even close to puberty. >I fail to see the problem. Of course you don't. Why would you?

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:26:26 2015 No.13517436

>>13517410
How do you define traitorposting? If it's something like smugccubus or smug Lilim or talking bad about humanity then I can see it. Otherwise, no. That's just people disliking what others like.

I'm also just wondering what there's to like in MGE without those things over another monster girl setting. Besides the art.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:26:27 2015 No.13517437 >>13517047 >>13517077 Not an ideal scenario personally, but more power to anons who enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:27:06 2015 No.13517439 >>13517431 >double lariat everyone Well, the kid had to learn to summon the mega powers someday I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:27:23 2015 No.13517442 >>13517427 There's is literally nothing wrong in wanting to make your waifu into your dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:27:29 2015 No.13517444 So lets say the Order wins and the current Demon Lord is killed. What happens next?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:27:31 2015 No.13517445 >>13517034 >Anubis Childhood Friend Lemme get my masonry tools and get to work. Unless she'd prefer I go get her a proper engagement ring first, and then start work on the temple. Whichever.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:28:44 2015 No.13517452 >>13517436 >If it's something like smugccubus or smug Lilim or talking bad about humanity then I can see it Literally 90% of traitor posts. >Besides the art For me? Nothing, but it is a big staple in /mgg/, so I'll just have to make the best of it.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:29:04 2015 No.13517455

>>13517158
Would you prefer a doujin where a shota-looking college guy is overheard by his mother fapping angrily over the fact that no Soapland believes he's of-age so he can't get his dick wet?

And when she goes to her friend, their CC Ex-Soap Queen neighbour, they wind up conspiring and create a private 2-Girl Soapland and immediately dick the soneru?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:29:06 2015 No.13517456 >>13517435 Did you fail to read the part where everyone is the same age?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:29:26 2015 No.13517461 >>13517428 I though you were saying that women who dress whorish ARE whorish. You now said what I was getting at, MGs would like it, and there'd be no bitching about getting raped.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:29:35 2015 No.13517463 >>13517444 Monsters are killed off, and Paladins overrun the joint with shitty human women. It's a game over for people who come to the threads in a way.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:30:10 2015 No.13517465 >>13517444 Massive lilim war to decide her successor. You thought things were bad now? Entire countries will be reduced to orgy pits in the wake of their in-fighting to claim the throne. Not even the Order will be able to contain the rampant raping.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:30:15 2015 No.13517466 >>13517444 A lilim takes over, but if you can take down the Demon Lord you can kill them eventually too. After that? The Chief God wins. No more monstergirls, and humans have to fight ugly monsters forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:30:36 2015 No.13517469 >>13517444 All monsters revert to their previous selves and start killing every human they see, including their own husbands. It would be human genocide on a global scale. >>13517463 That's not how the system works, dummy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:30:39 2015 No.13517470 >>13517444 She gets replaced by her strongest daughter

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:30:46 2015 No.13517471 >>13517444 Nothing changes unless all lilim are killed as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:31:09 2015 No.13517472 >>13517442 There's nothing wrong in wanting to be a dog for your waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:31:18 2015 No.13517474 >>13517461 Watch the one Dave Chappelle scene and you'll understand how a lot of people feel about the whole thing.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:31:28 2015 No.13517475

>>13517358
>Wolfgirls carry you off to the far corners and lick you like a popsicle stick until they're red in the face and their legs are shaking
>Anubis forces you to play in the sandbox with her and orders her mummies to keep you still
>Lich wants to play doctor but only if you take your clothes off
>Catgirl enters heat for the first time and keeps rubbing her crotch on you while playing freezetag
These all sound lovely.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:32:31 2015 No.13517481

>>13517421
>Shoots holy lasers out of its eyes that transformed mosterized human women back into normal humans
>Throws purifying mini-nukes like as if they were footballs
>purifying nukes revert corrupted Demon Realms back into normal landscapes again
>Nukes also make Monstergirls stop wanting to rape men all the time
>Dragon girl flies up to his face tries to punch it
>Makes a dent in its armor
>OBSTRUCTION DETECTED
>COMPOSITION: VARIOUS GASSES SUPPLEMENTED BY HIGH QUANTITY OF WATER
>PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE
>ZERO PERCENT
>Flicks the Dragon away with his finger

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:32:33 2015 No.13517482 >>13517442 >>13517472 There is nothing wrong with both of those things not being wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:33:17 2015 No.13517485 >>13517442 Maybe as a brief bit of erotic play... >>13517472 Also true, but still, see above.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:33:40 2015 No.13517486 >>13517358 Where is the human girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:34:05 2015 No.13517489 >>13517474 I know what you're talking about, but it's been a while since I've seen it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:34:44 2015 No.13517492 >>13517481 This pleases me, thank you so much anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:35:23 2015 No.13517494 >>13517481 >>13517492 >COMPOSITION: VARIOUS GASSES SUPPLEMENTED BY HIGH QUANTITY OF WATER And living cells, durable scales and high body temperature. Forgot about those.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:35:43 2015 No.13517495

>>13517456
>It's ok to rape someone as long as you're the same age.
Who the fuck cares if there were born on the same day? Monsters become sexually active much more sooner than humans so the age argument is completely invalid; you will still scar the child for fucking life, I don't care how many tails you tell me you have.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:36:31 2015 No.13517498 >>13517486 Who cares?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:36:40 2015 No.13517500 >>13517494 Well, no need to clog the memory with useless information.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:37:04 2015 No.13517502 File: 125 KB, 495x700, 1403649406362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13517481 Purity Prime best robot

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:37:52 2015 No.13517504

>>13517486
Paladin-chan was homeschooled from kindergarten by her very racist parents. She only ever say monstergirsl playing outside from the window while she was forced to stay in and recite old order poetry. This curiousity turned to spite and soon thereafter hatred as she came to be jealous of their freedom to play and rape.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:38:10 2015 No.13517505

>One day after Halloween
>Wyvern daughteru still wears her costume and refuses to take it off
>Tell her it's time to take off her costume and mask
>"Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask!"
>I tell her if she takes if off I'll buy her a Papa Murphy's pizza
>She rips the mask apart and tears the costume off before running to the car
>Not only does she somehow open the door, she manages to close it and buckle herself in

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:38:26 2015 No.13517509 >>13517481 >This happens >Dragon gets pissed >Turns back into a regular Dragon >Melts the robot with her fire breath Try again paladinfags.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:39:30 2015 No.13517515 >>13517495 Nah, this is an /ss/ hentai story. Meaning it just leads to sexy times. If it were realistic there wouldn't be fox girls to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:39:34 2015 No.13517516 >>13517509 >Stop having fun! Monstergirls must win everytime! Oh, it's you again.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:39:49 2015 No.13517520 >>13517495 >you will still scar the child for fucking life Did you also miss the part where the person in question is the reader? Captcha, a judge's gavel is not food.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:39:58 2015 No.13517521 >>13517481 >"Voice module online. Audio functionality test initialized. Designation: Purity Prime. Mission: the liberation of Lescatie."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:40:31 2015 No.13517525 >>13517516 I could replace Monstergirls with Paladins and it would be just as applicable to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:40:48 2015 No.13517529 >>13517504 no wonder paladin-chan hates monsters so much >>13517502 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TGPhVC0AE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:41:29 2015 No.13517532 >>13517509 >Dragon breath melting aggregated diamond nanorod impervium That's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:41:48 2015 No.13517533 >>13517481 Is purity Prime a QT golem?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:42:25 2015 No.13517536 >>13517532 >Your imaginary thing beating my imaginary thing

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:42:33 2015 No.13517537 >>13517509 Yes yes, we know... No fun.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:42:56 2015 No.13517539

>>13517525
I didn't even exaggerate on Purity Prime's power, he doesn't even kill anyone. You just went full "hurr dragon melt it down now you have nothing again"

Besides, steel doesn't melt to fire as fast as you think. Also

MANKIND WILL NEVER FALL TO MONSTERGIRL INVASION

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:43:03 2015 No.13517541 >>13517516 Nah, this one is just a dragonslut.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:44:04 2015 No.13517545 >>13517536 Yes, because mine's better.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:44:49 2015 No.13517549

>>13517358
>Take them off
>What?
>I'm the doctor & you're my patient, right? I need to give you a proper examination.
>Now take. Them. Off.
>You quietly remove your shirt & pants
>You shiver in the chair as she prods at various body parts
>She pinches your arm
>Ow!
>Response to pain is normal
>Pulls out your arm, feeling your pulse
>Your arm is caught between her already-ample cleavage
>Pulse seems a bit erratic
>She leans into your back. 'Breathe in.'
>What?
>She clocks you on the head. 'Shut up and breathe in.'
>You do as your told.
>You can feel her breasts pushing into you as she listens
>You try to keep your breathing normal, but can't
>Your breaths sound labored. Are you okay?
>Uhh-
>Oh my. You seem to be having a reaction to the examination.
>Crap, she noticed
>That's no good. I better hurry to relieve the problem~

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:45:17 2015 No.13517550

>>13517539
I didn't even exaggerate on Dragon MG's power, she doesn't even kill anyone. You just went full "hurr robot too strong for even strongest monstergirls to even slow down a little now order will easily beat everything"

Besides, dragonfire isn't regular fire. Also

MONSTERGIRLS WILL NEVER FALL TO PUNY PALADINS

I hope you realize how silly this argument is now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:45:22 2015 No.13517551 >>13517525 Yeah, because "muh invincible humans" is totally a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:45:50 2015 No.13517554 >>13517539 Well a Dragon's fire isn't really a regular fire to begin with, but that's going off topic a bit. But honestly, you show a man waifu losing to something and expect them NOT to get rustled over it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:46:17 2015 No.13517559 >>13517551 >Implying it's not.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:46:21 2015 No.13517560 >>13517545 Yours doesn't exist. >>13517551 With all the whining and bitching that happens in these threads any time anyone suggests monsters can beat humans, you better believe it is.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:46:28 2015 No.13517561

>>13517515
>It's a fantasy setting so it's ok for the characters to act unrealistically.
I get that it's just a fetish green, but don't that to pull that bullshit on me.

>>13517520
You're not making any sense.
I know you're supposed to self insert as the guy, but that still doesn't make sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:47:05 2015 No.13517564 >>13517549 Oppai loli lich? Sublime.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:47:10 2015 No.13517565 >>13517559 I'm pretty sure we would've all noticed if it was.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:47:28 2015 No.13517571 >>13517455 I already read that. And fapped.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:47:41 2015 No.13517572 >>13517549 Yes. I like this, very much.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:47:49 2015 No.13517573 >>13517560 And dragons do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:47:53 2015 No.13517574 >>13517551 >Implying muh invincible humans isn't a thing in greentext stories, /tg/ stories AND popular media. I love HFY and I think you're full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:48:32 2015 No.13517577 >>13517554 I know right? This argument is getting hilarious. But seriously, the "Melts the robot with her fire breath" move really was a no fun instant win move. >>13517554 What if Purity Prime has a blessed mamono mana-retardant coat of armor?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:48:40 2015 No.13517579 >>13517573 No they don't. Which is why trying to start an argument about this stuff is silly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:48:42 2015 No.13517581 >>13517551 It totally is. Anytime someone has a monster winning some anons need to express how they wouldn't lose or express anger. It's really annoying.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:49:06 2015 No.13517583 >>13517560 >whining and bitching that happens in these threads any time anyone suggests monsters can beat humans This is just like the femdom/maledom situation. Don't pretend both sides are equal in force and numbers.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:49:13 2015 No.13517584

>>13517561
>You're not making any sense
Why would potential scarring matter when the person in question is willingly putting themselves in a situation to obtain the described outcome.
It makes no sense to worry about potential harm to a person's psyche when they wholly understand and willingly embrace their fate, taking strides to make sure that what happens happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:49:19 2015 No.13517586 >>13517358 What kind of games would the Dullahan be interested in?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:49:53 2015 No.13517587 >>13517561 It's not just a fantasy setting. It's a porn fantasy setting. Don't even try to say characters act realistically in porn or smut.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:50:07 2015 No.13517589 >>13517574 Not in here it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:50:31 2015 No.13517593 What monster girl do you think you'd most likely attract. Me being a boring beta nobody wouldn't attract any, except for a Lamia, because I'm freaking terrified of snakes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:50:55 2015 No.13517596 >>13517549 I'd have preferred DFC, but it rises anyway. I'll take whatever the doctor recommends for relief.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:51:04 2015 No.13517597 >>13517586 sword sparring and peeking up other girl's skirts using her head like a bowling ball.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:51:11 2015 No.13517599

>>13517577
>Hilarious
Gives me a headache more than anything. And it wouldn't really need to use fire breath, unless it was a Wyvern, since a Dragon in it's regular form would be physically strong enough to smash him.
To stay in theme, you do know Purity Prime will be obliterated with an orbital strike, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:51:14 2015 No.13517600 >>13517577 Meant to quote >>13517550 on my first sentence.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:51:30 2015 No.13517603 >>13517561 Would you be scarred by having sexy times when you were a child with a girl the same age? Did you never actually do that? Hasn't everybody at least played doctor as a kid?

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:51:34 2015 No.13517604

>>13517577
Just roll with it. The whole thing is silly. If it really rustles you, make another greentext, like
>Order learns from their mistakes
>Makes Purity Prime 2.0
>Looks exactly the same
>Encounters Dragon again
>She transforms
>Purity Prime reveals it's upgrade consists of a giant fire extinguisher
>Sprays Dragon out of the sky

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:51:46 2015 No.13517605 >>13517551 It is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:51:59 2015 No.13517607 >>13517593 >What monster girl do you think you'd most likely attract. None.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:52:14 2015 No.13517609 >>13517581 Nobody in here has ever suggested that humans are always stronger and should always win by default.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:53:01 2015 No.13517611 >>13517593 Hopefully a crow tengu, but that's a long shot.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:53:15 2015 No.13517612

>>13517581
>>13517574
>>13517560
I hope you're funposting. MG beats guy and no one bats an eye. Guy beats MG and he had to train for thirty years beforehand for that chance encounter, and he probably won because of some external circumstance. Come the fuck on.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:53:20 2015 No.13517614 >>13517609 Yeah, no one has ever said humans should always win. Instead, people have shown by whining and complaining that humans should never lose.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:53:26 2015 No.13517615 File: 599 KB, 777x1100, Lich_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13517596 >Lich >DFC Have you seen those things? She was probably that one girl who had a C cup by the 6th grade.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:54:14 2015 No.13517617 >>13517411 I guess no, glad to see that I don't need to write anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:54:16 2015 No.13517619 >>13517593 What Monster Girls would want a wimpy beta that was afraid of their species?

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:54:22 2015 No.13517620

>>13517599
In the game, maybe.

>Implying MGs have orbital artillery

>>13517604

>Purity Prime's first oppononent is a Dragon girl
>He does his job, shit happens
>They're now stuck fighting each other for hours on end
>Both the Order and the Monsters alike just watch, unsure of what's going on

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:54:25 2015 No.13517621 >>13517593 Bapho, no doubt. She's getting a wonderland cake and Holst milk

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:54:28 2015 No.13517622 >>13517614 So you admit they're not the same? That's all I needed to hear.

Anonymous Tue May 19 22:54:37 2015 No.13517625

>>13517593
Omukade

I'll just neglect cleaning so long that one will eventually make itself at home underneath the mountains of documents and clothes.

We'll meet by chance when I wake up at night to find her going through my garbage for scraps to eat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:54:52 2015 No.13517627 >>13517597 sounds bro as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:55:08 2015 No.13517629 >>13517593 Zero.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:55:11 2015 No.13517630 >>13517612 Are you serious? No one complained about Purity Prime at all. Then one person posted a scenario where it loses and the thread fucking explodes with people claiming bullshit. Get over yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:56:02 2015 No.13517634 >>13517593 I don't know, I would be too busy with other matters to give a shit about romantic life.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:56:04 2015 No.13517636 >>13517593 In all likelihood, a large mouse. They are the most common after all... I'll be alright as long as none of my cats go full cait sith on me. Then again, maybe I'll get lucky and land a Living Doll

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:56:09 2015 No.13517637 >>13517620 >>Implying MGs have orbital artillery I'd say any high tier magician could easily pull something off with a satellite familiar, but that would just result in a long series of us pulling things out of our asses to top the other.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:56:35 2015 No.13517642 >>13517630 And none of that has anything to do with humans. Are you even paying attention?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:56:40 2015 No.13517643 >>13517617 Don't ask. Either do it and post it, or don't. Asking isn't a good idea for a few different reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:56:41 2015 No.13517644 >>13517630 I said guy, not talking about purity prime at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:57:20 2015 No.13517645 >>13517622 They are the same, that's the irony of the post. That is the entire point of what I posted. I'm sorry that you read what you want to read and not what I said.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:57:30 2015 No.13517647 >>13517637 >that would just result in a long series of us pulling things out of our asses to top the other So we must balance it. I don't want Purity Prime to be driven into the ground.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:58:00 2015 No.13517650 >>13517625 >Neglect cleaning Enjoy your Beelzebub swarm.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:00:13 2015 No.13517654 >>13517643 Yep. This. It's like asking if someone is reading a greentext you're writing, shit don't make sense since with all the people around there are inevitably people reading.

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:00:34 2015 No.13517656

>>13517584
Because it's unrealistic for a regular pre-pubecent kid to act that way.
You can fap an self insert to it all you want, but don't say that it's realistic.

>>13517587
I already said I know it's just fapfic.

>>13517603
>Would you be scarred by having sexy times when you were a child with a girl the same age?
Did you played doctor with a girl at playground-age and considered it 'sexy times'?

Who's talking about playing doctor in here, anyway?
It's about people saying that pre-pubescent kids get off from being bullied and raped by girls(or anyone) their same (or any) age.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:00:37 2015 No.13517657 >>13517647 So let's make it strong, but not too strong, and probably give it a serious power issue that would mean it can't run very long. Or just literally drive it into the ground in a comical fashion.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:00:42 2015 No.13517658 >>13517645 >one is treated as canon, and is propagated by 90% of the thread >the other is a few people complaining about always losing Yep, totally the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:01:13 2015 No.13517659 >>13517593 Taking my location into account, a lizardgirl is the likeliest candidate.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:01:33 2015 No.13517660 Would you wear clothes made out of your waifu's silk/molts/shedding/stuff that comes off naturally

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:01:53 2015 No.13517661 >>13517660 I'd wear my waifu's clothes!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:02:36 2015 No.13517663 >>13517660 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:02:47 2015 No.13517664 >>13517660 >Dragon scale armor/clothing Wouldn't be the most comfortable thing, but at least I'd be protected.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:03:07 2015 No.13517666 >>13517657 Well, it's already doesn't use lethal weaponry. He doesn't kill MGs, he just purifies shit he's told to purify, hence his name.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:03:55 2015 No.13517670 File: 480 KB, 1872x1442, Bride-of-Frankenstein-Monster-and-Bride.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13517660 >Not exchanging body parts with your waifu as you please.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:03:56 2015 No.13517671 >>13517660 how would this work for a slime?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:04:34 2015 No.13517675 >>13517666 >Purify >666 Anyway, he's just basically a cleaning robot meant to take a serious beating while purifying up certain areas?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:04:54 2015 No.13517676 >>13517656 >don't say that it's realistic Please point out where I said monster girls and any scenario that involved them were realistic, I would love to see that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:06:12 2015 No.13517681 >>13517660 sheep girl wool everything

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:06:49 2015 No.13517685 >>13517671 You wear your waifu.

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:08:09 2015 No.13517692

>>13517593
>Most likely to attract
Huh. I'm not sure. I live down the road from a cemetery, so maybe I would get lucky that way, but if we are talking attract in the normal sense, who knows. Probably none. Although, I've had people tell me I'm really warm, so I guess how warm my body is would be nice for some.

>>13517660
Nothing really comes off of her, but if I had one that did lose stuff I would.

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:10:19 2015 No.13517696

>>13517675
A giant robot who walks around tanks damage at any kind (even from the strongest MGs) only to purify specific things when Demonic Energy starts to get a bit too crazy and out control in order to maintain balance so the crazy ass monster magic won't engulf the entire world, which happens often.

In short, an immediate retaliation device used to nullify the excess of Mamono Mana so shit won't get out of hand.

He also gets in a programming loop when he sees a purified paladin Monstergirls, switching between BOMB IT WITH HOLY BOMBS MODE and Neutral Mode, and ends up just glaring at them whenever they're around him?

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:10:53 2015 No.13517697

>>13517660
>Arachne silk clothes
Would totally rock a stylish silk suit
>Animal fur
Maybe knit it into a a hat or some sort of accessory, but otherwise, probably no
>Harpy feathers
Same as fur
>reptile sheddings
No. That's gross. Plus it wouldn't be very practical for clothing, way too fragile. As for Dragon scales, good luck making those into anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:11:24 2015 No.13517698 Dullahan childhood friend spying on you with her detachable head

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:12:29 2015 No.13517701 >>13517671 She gives you a blob of herself to use as a living onahole, fitted to a special pair of boxers for discretion.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:13:37 2015 No.13517704 >>13517698 >spying on you with her detachable head Oh yes, that sounds great. Detachable head too good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:14:03 2015 No.13517705 >>13517698 Dullahan watching you masturbate

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:14:11 2015 No.13517706 >>13517696 >Even from the strongest How about against them his tanking capabilities aren't as effective, but still there? Making higher tiered monsters still something that Prime should not be around for too long or else his HP will deplete.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:14:56 2015 No.13517708 >>13517593 None.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:15:48 2015 No.13517712 >>13517696 Jesus Christ all those gramatical errors. I need to fucking sleep. >>13517706 Can the same rule apply to the monsters? Can't have anyone godmodin' in this, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:16:46 2015 No.13517716 >>13517660 I dunno. I think men look weird in feathers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:17:04 2015 No.13517717 >>13517712 >Can the same rule apply to the monsters? What exactly do you mean, and to what extent?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:17:25 2015 No.13517718 >>13517660 But she's a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:17:57 2015 No.13517720 >>13517704 >>13517705 what about the body?

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:18:25 2015 No.13517723

>>13517656
>Because it's unrealistic for a regular pre-pubecent kid
Children have a stage in early development, usually around 4-7, where they have an intense interest in sexual things. It goes away after a while and comes back when they hit puberty.

>Did you played doctor
Playing doctor, in my experience, involves inspecting and/or touching each-others genitals. I did it several times with girls around the same age, usually friends of the family or relatives, in the early grade-school age range. Everybody I've talked to about it has had similar experiences.

>Bullied
There's no actual bullying going on in that greentext, except for maybe 1 or two lines. It's 'bullying', the sort of normal schoolyard stuff dumb kids do to the other kids they like. The girl this started with was the kitsune, and all we know about her is that she asks you what you want to do.
>The only girl who asks what you want to do is the kitsune, and she's probably just planning on raping you when you go to her house

The whole greentext is a parody with a dense protagonist misinterpreting the girls flirting with him as bullying him. The bit at the end is probably just him assuming the worst again when she just wants to play vidya.

Just for the record, I didn't write it, so I could be totally wrong, but I'm going to assume otherwise until the guy that wrote it corrects me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:18:46 2015 No.13517728 >>13517717 If he detects a monster being too much of a hindrance in his operations, he just flicks them away with his fingers until they give up trying to take on him? Let's discuss this further tomorrow, I gotta get going now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:19:11 2015 No.13517731 >>13517716 If Doflamingo can pull it off, you can pull it off.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:19:13 2015 No.13517732 >>13517720 The body's three rooms over, masturbating while her head watches you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:19:28 2015 No.13517733 >>13517720 She masturbating in her room

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:19:41 2015 No.13517735 >>13517720 >Dullahan waifu has a cuckold fetish >Detaches her head and watches you fuck her body pretending it's another woman. Hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:20:10 2015 No.13517738 >>13517720 You know damn well what the body is doing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:20:55 2015 No.13517742 >>13517735 >it's actually the body of another Dullahan >you really are NTRing her

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:21:13 2015 No.13517746 >>13517735 >cuckold fetish fucking cuckqueens, I hate cuckholding be it male or female. But since it is her body that is preferable

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:21:24 2015 No.13517748

>>13517728
>flicks them away
That would work for most monsters, but the higher end ones might be capable of shrugging it off or outright not even notice it. A high level mage could be capable of using a magic barrier that nullifies physical attack or force.
Eh, sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:21:49 2015 No.13517749 >>13517716 >Not wanting to rock a bitchin' headdress made from your girlfriend's feathers. Step it up, son.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:22:13 2015 No.13517752 >>13517738 Running into walls because she has no eyes?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:22:31 2015 No.13517753 >>13517593 An Akaname or Kikimora maybe but I'll put my bet down for None.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:23:23 2015 No.13517756 >>13517720 >>13517698 would be embarrassing if she got caught blowjob "punishment"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:24:52 2015 No.13517761 >>13517593 A Devil Bug or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:25:15 2015 No.13517762 >>13517752 Yes. Exactly. Like I said, you knew damn well what she was doing.

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:25:56 2015 No.13517765
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What would you do if you found out your waifu was a legit cuckquean?

What if you found out your daughteru had a hardcore cuckquean fetish and shitposted about cucking on 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:26:31 2015 No.13517767 File: 165 KB, 800x1116, 1429250100976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does your waifu know how to handle some meat?

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:26:47 2015 No.13517770

>>13517615
>Implying all Liches are the same physically
>Implying Liches wouldn't continually seek scientific progress
>Implying they wouldn't join the premiere Monster Girl Research Group to use their resources, the Sabbath
>Implying they wouldn't be lolified upon membership
>Implying DFC Liches aren't the norm, and ones with bustier chests the more unusual

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:27:38 2015 No.13517773 >>13517765 I get to fuck other monsters what exactly is the problem here?

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:28:00 2015 No.13517775

>>13517660
This might not be such a good idea.

>wear a suit made of kiki feathers, looks dapper as fuck, but it gives you OCD level urges to clean

>wear oomukade molt, irregular changes from depression to mania, obsess over things

>wear werewolf pelt
>no, I don't mean it being skinned from a wolfgirl, anyway
>get urges to eat raw meat and get some explosive diahrrea or worms, from eating it

And so forth.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:28:02 2015 No.13517776 >>13517676 I never said you did. I said you shouldn't. >>13517723 That makes sense I guess, though I don't remember having any of these urges at such age.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:28:12 2015 No.13517777 >>13517773 None, if that's your thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:28:31 2015 No.13517779 >>13517765 Hope she is a dullahan so I can just a fake head and put it on her body to satisfy her fetish if daughteru I would feel like I failed

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:28:49 2015 No.13517783 >>13517777 nice quads

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:29:02 2015 No.13517785 >>13517767 I know that oni knows how to handle some man-meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:30:31 2015 No.13517791 >>13517765 Go out to the bar with her and let her pick out the Monster

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:31:22 2015 No.13517793
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>>13517752
I thought the bodies had some sort of ethereal awareness and their own sort of semi-consciousness for when the head isn't directing them. They can sort of sense what's around and navigate/act if they get too far away from their head.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:31:43 2015 No.13517796 >>13517791 >She pics out a proper What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:32:37 2015 No.13517799 >>13517796 purge it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:32:43 2015 No.13517800 >>13517796 *roper

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:32:52 2015 No.13517801 >>13517765 I don't care, I won't fuck another woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:33:08 2015 No.13517803 >>13517767 What the fuck is wrong with her foot

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:33:18 2015 No.13517805 File: 559 KB, 657x890, 1422579249992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13517770 Fuck the Sabbath. I like my women full-grown, curvacious, and slightly plump.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:33:49 2015 No.13517807 >all these people letting their daughteru shitpost

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:34:37 2015 No.13517809 >>13517796 Well fuck it and have her watch. Then leave with Waifu and go home and cuddle

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:34:50 2015 No.13517810 >>13517765 Fuck that stupid idea out of her head. IF it's my daughter, tell her cucks are shit and will never get a man or keep their Wii Us

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:35:31 2015 No.13517812 >>13517807 >implying I'm not whispering things to her to shitpost about

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:36:35 2015 No.13517814 >>13517812 Like father like daughter Is she also a cheshire?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:37:11 2015 No.13517817 >>13517809 >Actually fucking a roper whats wrong with you why would you bring MORE of those shit things into the world?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:37:13 2015 No.13517818 >>13517793 ehh probably I was more making a joke

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:37:19 2015 No.13517819 >>13517805 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:38:27 2015 No.13517823 >>13517817 If my waifu picked her then I would go along with it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:38:41 2015 No.13517824 >>13517809 >you are in fact the first man to touch her and she follows you home What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:39:04 2015 No.13517827 I want to shoot a werebat in front of her father and paralyze her from the waist down!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:39:44 2015 No.13517829 >>13517817 That's his wife's fetish. She gets hot knowing that her husband would rather impregnate a disgusting thing like that rather then her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:40:15 2015 No.13517832 >>13517824 Guess we got a partner for the cuck triangle

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:40:36 2015 No.13517834 >>13517814 God no. Although, dat ass might convince me to sire a few shit eating grin cats.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:41:02 2015 No.13517835 >>13517827 You won't get away with this you jerkish jester. You clown prince of crime.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:42:54 2015 No.13517842 >>13517829 Damn that is harsh, the husband and wife would cuddle after he is done with the slut right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:44:54 2015 No.13517848 >>13517842 ________________No

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:44:56 2015 No.13517849 >>13517842 Yes, then he adopts the roper baby and makes his wife raise it with him.

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:45:19 2015 No.13517850

>>13517832
Huh. Good on you.

>Over time, you all get to know each other, but this leads to waifu #1 to not feel cucked over time
>She insists on you sleeping with other MGs, but make it a point to not waifu any more
>After, you get some possessive roper waifu sex to "clean" the other girls off of you

Is this awesome y/n?

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:47:09 2015 No.13517855

>>13517776
>I don't remember having any of these urges
You might just not remember it. If you never got a chance to act on them it wouldn't stick out in your mind. I don't remember much from when I was that young, the sexual stuff is a strong memory because I was a little perv and I really liked it.

I do remember my sister masturbating to the romantic parts of Disney movies when she was 7 though. I remember her saying something like the prince made her tickle down there. I know I'm not making that up because at a family dinner a few years ago my dad told a story about it. She's close to 30 now, and her husband was there and everything. It was great.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:47:12 2015 No.13517856 >>13517850 Well considering its a fucking roper that ends up as waifu #2 im gonna say no

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:47:38 2015 No.13517859 >>13517848 Fuck well outside of sex the tow have a normal relationship >>13517849 More like the wife forces him to adopt it >>13517850 In the end it works our for everyone so yes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:49:07 2015 No.13517861 >>13517855 Why the fuck would your father tell that story?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:49:32 2015 No.13517864 >>13517593 Devil Bug/Akaname/Kikimora/Beelzebub until I alp, then it's back to being left alone and shitposting again

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:52:07 2015 No.13517870 >>13517864 You'd become an anon's waifu or something. Maybe that Alp senpai guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:53:35 2015 No.13517872 >>13517861 Not him, but it depends on your family and culture. My grandparents were like that because they were old and didn't give a shit anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:56:02 2015 No.13517879 >>13517856 I've been part of the "burn toppers on sight" bandwagon for a long time, but for whatever reason I ended up at their page, updated, and they don't seem as repellent now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:58:33 2015 No.13517882 >>13517872 Are you telling me your grandparents would regale everyone on the dinner table with tales of their sexual escapades?

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:58:53 2015 No.13517883

>>13517861
That's kind of his thing, he has embarrassed all of us over the years. Besides, this is a big Italian-American family. That kind of story is par for the course. I'm sure it wasn't the worst one that night.

I'm just glad he only has 1 good one to use on me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:01:51 2015 No.13517892 if you had twin dullahan waifus could you swap the heads with the bodies?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:02:08 2015 No.13517895 >>13517882 I know my sister was conceived in a shower at a hunting lodge in the mountains, and I know my brother my conceived on Valentines day. So take a guess.

Anonymous Wed May 20 00:02:39 2015 No.13517897
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>You get back from a long day of work to find her in your kitchen
>She's prepared a traditional english meal and bows politely when you enter
>"My dear hunter, has your hunt gone well tonight?" She asks with a robotic tone and a foreign accent as she approaches you

How do you react?

Anonymous Wed May 20 00:02:59 2015 No.13517899

>>13517882
If someone asked they probably would. But no it'd just be any gross or inappropriate shit out of nowhere. Or something about how my dad got caught fapping when he was young or something. They're not describing smut here, I'm assuming the other anon has a similar case. Just a summary of what they did, enough to get the point across or embarrass someone. We're not among strangers anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:03:38 2015 No.13517903 >>13517883 >Italian That makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:04:39 2015 No.13517905 >>13517895 Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:06:13 2015 No.13517914 >>13517897 Freak the fuck out, it's a doll that moves and talks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:06:25 2015 No.13517915 >>13517892 no but it would be funny

Anonymous Wed May 20 00:06:57 2015 No.13517918

>>13517879
A lot of monstergirls are like that, hell most of them are nowhere near as bad before the update it's just people who don't pay attention or add things that aren't there.

I still think Roper is pretty bad as far as MGE goes though. At least if she keeps attacking others after you hook up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:07:51 2015 No.13517921 >>13517897 Act like I'm just seeing things due to lack of sleep and go straight to bed

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:08:10 2015 No.13517926 File: 24 KB, 350x359, 1315135345866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13517897 Cut my fucking throat out. I ain't staying in CthulhuWorld.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:09:46 2015 No.13517930 >>13517897 Tell here that the hunt was uneventful. What's the worst that could happen?

Anonymous Wed May 20 00:10:22 2015 No.13517931

You've been on an action/horror movie binge, some you've seen, some you haven't. You have a habit of quoting lines from the ones you know well. While out on errands or whatever, you quote a line from Blade 2, about hating vampires, just as a vampire girls walks by you, how does she react? What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:10:43 2015 No.13517932 >>13517897 Yep, I did my time and got back home in one piece. That's good enough for me. I don't know how I'd break it to her that my life isn't nearly as glamorous as a monster hunter's. Or that I didn't play Bloodborne.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:10:56 2015 No.13517934 >>13517805 To each their own. Personally, while I love the Sabbath and their mission, my absolute preference would be just a petite woman, small height, flat or small chest, with nice child-berthing hips, and the ass and thighs to match.

>>	Writefag-kun Wed May 20 00:13:01 2015 No.13517939 >>13516680 It's coming. I got finals and shit to take care off.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:15:52 2015 No.13517948 >>13517939 finals are a bitch, best of luck.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:16:23 2015 No.13517950 >>13517918 >Attacking others after you hook up No? I mean, I don't think. But they ARE parasites...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:17:45 2015 No.13517957 >>13517934 >Sabbath MG with hips You're out of luck there.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:18:48 2015 No.13517963 >>13517934 >Smaller girl with a nice booty I can respect this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:19:39 2015 No.13517967 any stories about a monster getting humanized and having to learn to live with her new body?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:20:06 2015 No.13517969 >>13517932 Do you have a ps4? Cause I see no reason to skip it then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:20:45 2015 No.13517970 >>13517967 That's disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:23:09 2015 No.13517976 >>13517970 it can have a happy? ending where she turns back but now relearn her body

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:27:01 2015 No.13517993 What's up guys. Haven't been here in a week, anything important I've missed?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:27:34 2015 No.13517996 >>13517967 How the fuck would that work with a spider? would she lose her back 6 legs and her front 2 turn into human?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:29:56 2015 No.13518003 >>13517993 -steven universe generals were banned since the series is on hiatus -rick and morty is still goat

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:30:18 2015 No.13518005 >>13517967 >>13517976 A monster girl with delusions of grandeur gets turned into a human, learns to not be a cunt. There. >>13517996 It would be extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:31:51 2015 No.13518007 >>13518003 Joke's on you, I used to be a /co/ regular. And both of those are great news.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:34:07 2015 No.13518017 >>13517996 Fuck that sound horrible I would comfort that spidergirl

Anonymous Wed May 20 00:35:03 2015 No.13518024

>>13517996
The question is, how fast is the transformation? If it's something that happens in like an hour or two, I could see any sort of 'torso-on-animal' just having the animal part fall away & the closest two legs transform into normal legs.

For a long period transformation, I think an Arachne would just lose one pair of legs at a time as the abdomen shrinks. Eventually she'd just have one pair of bug eyes & a single pair of semi-human spider legs with a small abdomen.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:37:28 2015 No.13518033 >>13517926 What, you do't want to be reborn as a baby Eldritch monster?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:37:54 2015 No.13518034 File: 309 KB, 446x850, mcnuggies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13517996 sort of like how electric adapters work her monster half would plug into the lower half of a human kind of like a big pair of human pants

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:41:33 2015 No.13518045 >>13518024 Oh man a fast one would hurt like hell but the slow is more insidious

Anonymous Wed May 20 00:44:06 2015 No.13518056

>>13518033
It's more of any potential waifu isn't worth seeing butt-face space spider-squids, zombie werewolves, Mother Brains that explode your blood, Nito-in-a-Boxes, whatever the hell Amygdala is, and whatever other horrors crawled out of Lovecraft's anus in that game.

But yes, I would also prefer not to be a space squid slug baby.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:47:29 2015 No.13518076 >>13517996 Monster girls all across the land fear of Rapid Humanization Disease

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:47:54 2015 No.13518079 >>13518034 This looks so dumb but I can't stop giggling.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:50:23 2015 No.13518094 >>13518056 >Cramped coffins >Amygdalas >Winter bells FUCK ALL THESE THINGS.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:54:03 2015 No.13518113 What would the Wonderland version of your waifu be like?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:57:57 2015 No.13518133 File: 159 KB, 800x600, human.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518034 I just went to the wiki and hit random page and tried to make a human

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:59:02 2015 No.13518143 >>13518113 Not very smart, thinks reading is for nerds.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:00:54 2015 No.13518146 >>13518056 >Nito-in-a-Box God fuck those things. They look freaky as fuck and stun-lock you like no tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:01:14 2015 No.13518149 >>13518113 Most likely the Dodo. Don't exactly know what a Kiki could be corrupted into in Wonderland, but as long as it's not a lizard with a ladder.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:04:18 2015 No.13518161 File: 975 KB, 1250x1500, 1424331993691.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518113 like this

Anonymous Wed May 20 01:08:29 2015 No.13518178

>>13517996
>>13517996
Imagine the transformation from district 9

>She wakes up one day not feeling too good.
>Her eyes beside her main two are all pale and her lower body is twitching uncontrollably
>Tells you that she'll call in sick and that you should just go to work yourself
>Half way through the day she calls you begging you to return
>You race home through the city as fast as you can
>when you get there you find her curled in bed grabbing her arm as if it were broken
>She shows you how the chitin is slowly peeling off her fingers, revealing bloody human skin underneath quickly forming
>After a few hours her secondary eyes begin to dissolve entirely. She can't even see through them and becomes disoriented as the nerves die off
>You try to wash one and instead it falls out in your hand, leaving behind only a small scar and smooth skin underneath
>Over the course of the night the rest of her eyes fall out or completely dissolve. She cries herself to sleep as you clean up all the blood and help her peel the chitin from her new human hands
>When she wakes up in the morning she can no longer move her lower body.
>The spider legs pull inwards of their own accord like a dead spider and she comments that there's no feeling in them
>The area where her human torso connects with the spider body turns a dark red like a superficial wound and you begin to see the chitin cracking
>After a few more hours she begins to scream in uncontrollable pain while chiting flies off her body in fragments. You try to hold her but she begs you to 'pull her out'
>You do as she says and grab her upperbody while she hyperventilates, at the count of three you pull with all your might until an incredibly loud cracking sound rings through the room
>She sighs in relief and collapses in your arms. Her human legs completely separated from the spider body which is now an emptied, bloodied husk waiting for disposal.
>You carry her to the bathtub and lay her there while wiping away the blood.

Anonymous Wed May 20 01:12:57 2015 No.13518194
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>>13518178
Not that that wasn't pretty much exactly ow I envision a monster-to-human transformation going, but fuck, there goes my appetite for the night.

And a side question: what makes anyone think a transformation in the other direction would be any less painful or gory?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:15:28 2015 No.13518206 >>13518194 Because they would be turning into a sexy kick-ass monster rather then some dumb human.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:15:30 2015 No.13518207 >>13518178 HOLY CRACKERS, MORE! Why didn't he take her to a hospital?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:17:05 2015 No.13518218 >>13518194 There was that one Ushi-oni greentext but other than that it doesn't seem like we talk about the actual human-to-monster transformation process all that often

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:17:15 2015 No.13518219 >>13518178 Oh god that sounds horrible more?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:18:40 2015 No.13518225 >>13518178 oh god that part about the legs curling like a real dead spider is what got me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:22:15 2015 No.13518246 Night everyone, remember to love your waifu, no matter if she goes human to monster or monster to human (and then back again) Why did I lift at midnight with a migraine? Why do I do this?

Anonymous Wed May 20 01:23:42 2015 No.13518254

>>13518194
Losing body parts would generally be more bloody than gaining new ones.

A lamia tail would just have a human woman with her legs growing long and stiff until finally pulling themselves together as scales grow over the entire segment and new muscles intertwine to form the tail

A spider transformation would be hard as fuck. How do you describe two legs becoming an abdomen with eight long legs?

Something like kitsune or wolfgirls would be rather easy, just describe fluffiness and a willingness to playfetch.

Oomukade would be interesting with the elongated lower body and antannae and tattoos

Dragons would be relatively simple with some bloody transitioning when describing the wings

Succubi are just blue skin and dark eyes with an optional horns.

things like lich or living doll would be plain weird along with dullahan

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:23:54 2015 No.13518256 >>13518178 Do a human painfully transforming into a girtablilu. Can You imagine the pain involved in transforming into a chimera? You did something to me, I didn't know I wanted this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:27:09 2015 No.13518264 >>13518178 Oh god.Imagine the peeling it would be like molting but way worse

Anonymous Wed May 20 01:28:23 2015 No.13518269

>>13518206
Okay, wise guy. Let's look at the Shirohebi transformation someone did last night:
-Switching from warm-blooded to cold-blooded. Suddenly your entire body is going to become heavy & weak in temperatures that you previously were perfectly fine in.
-Growing scales. Your skin is going to be ripping itself apart as they grow in. That's going to be a bloody, irritated mes for a while.
-Going from legs to a tail. Hve you ever broken a bone? Shit hurts like hell when it hapens, and still just as much as when it's healing. You're completely removing some of the biggest, hardest bones in the body & replacing them with new ones. It's going to hurt like hell.
-The growth from about 2 meters tall to approximately 8 meters. Growth spurts can hurt, and that for just some barely perceptible change. Imagine how bad it'll feel quadrupling in length?
-The organ shifts. As someone who's had major organs operated on, I can testify that that shit hurts like a mother. And tht's with being doped up & being operated on by professionals. Imagine being awake as you feel your organs shifting, dying out, growing in size, or completely new ones forming.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:30:15 2015 No.13518276 >>13518034 The wrong trousers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC53b7IVk4A

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:31:20 2015 No.13518280 >>13518269 shit either way it hurts like hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:32:19 2015 No.13518286 >>13518276 Suspicious Penguin is suspicious. Keep an eye on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:36:04 2015 No.13518294 >>13518269 I did that one too.

Anonymous Wed May 20 01:36:20 2015 No.13518295
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You guys have destroyed any sense of morality or decency my subconsciousness has. Last night I dreamt I was on my computer with my headphones on, and then all of a sudden my niece had sneaked up behind, picked my headphones off and started blowing into my ears, and even though it was a dream, I felt it.
This is all your fault. Please take responsibility and never post ASMR stuff again. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:38:26 2015 No.13518304 >>13518294 fuck man you are good

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:43:28 2015 No.13518319 >>13518295 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KObm4eGX31M

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:44:02 2015 No.13518322 >>13518295 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q&ab_channel=Triple-Q

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:44:26 2015 No.13518324 >>13518295 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuplmxEpZD0

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:47:06 2015 No.13518332 >>13518178 I CRINGED.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:49:59 2015 No.13518343 >>13518332 It's a little off putting but don't tell me you wouldn't want to walk in on your waifu staring at her new claws/wings/tail/legs with a look of horrified shock would you? or if she was going from monster to human.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:52:25 2015 No.13518351 >>13517967 There's a doujin out there, was posted a thread or two ago, about some dick-ass human who uses magic to humanize a dragon. He rapes and mindbreaks her, but not everyone's into that. But it sort of has a cute ending.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:52:35 2015 No.13518352 >>13518343 I wouldn't want it to happen but if it did I would try to help her all the way through it and try have her adjust

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:53:41 2015 No.13518356 >>13518351 Dear fuck no I want vanilla transformation

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:54:13 2015 No.13518359 If you could bring one thing from a show/game/book/whatever with you into the MGEverse what would you bring and why?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:55:25 2015 No.13518363 >>13518359 The Bible

Anonymous Wed May 20 01:56:05 2015 No.13518365

>>13518352
>Helping new arachne waifu getting used to controlling her multiple legs
>Helping new harpy waifu as she has to adjust to having no hands and learning to fly
>Helping new minotaur waifu adjust to her strength and height.
>Helping your new lamia waifu adapt to being cold blooded.

Would be nice

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:57:18 2015 No.13518369 >>13518365 but imagine the crippling depression?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:59:19 2015 No.13518379 >>13518359 I, Claudius. I want to prove to them that even a Wurm can one day become the Demon Lord! >>13518363 >and why

Anonymous Wed May 20 01:59:22 2015 No.13518380
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What would you do if your monster daughteru said she wanted to be your wife when she grows up?
If you don't have a waifu or daughteru don't fucking answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:59:51 2015 No.13518381 >>13518369 That's why you're there anon. Help her get through it and show her that just because she has, or lost, a few bits doesn't mean she isn't your waifu.

Anonymous Wed May 20 02:00:04 2015 No.13518383

>>13518369
Not just that imagine the mindset shift. Suddenly she's a creature driven almost exclusively by the desire to fuck your brains out, and she more than likely has the ability to force herself on you with no way for you to fight back. Trying to resist something like that would be maddening.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:00:20 2015 No.13518384 >>13518319 >>13518322 >>13518324 With the fury of a billion exploding Suns, guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:00:27 2015 No.13518385 >>13518178 And then what? How do their friends react or the spider's mom

Anonymous Wed May 20 02:00:52 2015 No.13518388

>>13518365
>End up having a huge fight with your recently transformed lamia waifu

>She closes the bedroom door and tells you to sleep on the couch because of it

>Halfway through the night you wake up to hear the sound of her tail slithering and her sleepy face wandering into the living room

>She makes a beeline straight for your body and begins to wrap herself around you without a care in the world

>She smiles drowsily while hugging you tightly, muttering something unintelligible about her darling's warmth

>In the morning she's forgotten all about the fight and tells you that you're no longer allowed to sleep away from her.

Would be pretty cute

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:01:55 2015 No.13518389 >>13518379 To preach and make Templar out of monster girls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:02:18 2015 No.13518390 >>13518380 I don't have a waifu or daughteru, so it wouldn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:02:56 2015 No.13518391 >>13518384 Submit to the ASMR. I have 30 gigs of the stuff on my computer. please help.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:03:40 2015 No.13518394 >>13518359 The heart of the universe because I'm God bitch, or close enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:03:56 2015 No.13518395 >>13518390 >If you don't have a waifu or daughteru don't answer >I don't have either, but I'll answer and tell you anyway Do you not stop at stop signs as well? Do you smoke in non smoking areas?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:04:00 2015 No.13518396 >>13518381 Imagine them being unable to do what they once loved >>13518383 This is more assuming the brain doesn't change personality instantly but slowly

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:04:56 2015 No.13518398 >>13518380 I don't have either a daughteru or a waifu, so that's pointless speculation.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:05:26 2015 No.13518401 >>13518380 Start learning to cook.

Anonymous Wed May 20 02:06:05 2015 No.13518403
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>>13518380
I really hope her mother didn't hear that, because otherwise we'll both be in a world of trouble.

Now if she were to grow up into a yandere too, then that would be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:06:21 2015 No.13518404 >>13518396 New hobbies or you find a way to let them enjoy it. I imagine they'd have monster leagues or groups for just about everything. I'm now thinking of a harpy hockey league there they have to fly and use the sticks.

Anonymous Wed May 20 02:06:44 2015 No.13518406

>>13518359
The ocarina of time. Mainly because I can't think of another portable and simple time travel device right now.

The reason? Because I want to experience a lot of this world's pleasures without getting tied down. Or before getting tied down.

So I'd intentionally get railed by a bunch werebats but then the morning after I'd play my song and take a different road.

Become an Oomukade's lover for a little and travel back in time before I get too dependent.

And so on.

Technically I wouldn't be a slut since I didn't actually sleep with any of them in my final timeline.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:07:22 2015 No.13518410 >>13518380 Sorry daughteru, you need to go off and find your own guy. It's what your mother would have wanted.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:08:17 2015 No.13518412 >>13518384 Here, ear-bleach: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8VJ4FVDUuk

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:08:52 2015 No.13518416 >>13518404 hahah air hockey

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:09:04 2015 No.13518417 >>13518410 What would you do if she doesn't take no for an answer? What would you do if she latched onto your leg and wouldn't let go? Would you clone yourself, so that technically she marries you?

Anonymous Wed May 20 02:09:31 2015 No.13518419

>>13518380
I don't have a waifu or daughteru

Is there people autistic enough to actually have a waifu?
Not just "I like {insert MG} and would like to fuck her" but actually "I love {insert MG} I have all pictures of her, daki with her, every night I wish her goodnight and good morning" etc?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:10:55 2015 No.13518422 >>13518410 >Not coating your wife's dead body in wax and sleeping next to her in life and death. It's like you don't actually love her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:11:03 2015 No.13518423 File: 58 KB, 436x437, best manga end ever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518380 Well, I'm not an alp so the answer is obvious IT'S TIME FOR DAUGHTERU DICKING

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:11:49 2015 No.13518428 >>13518417 She's young, she'll grow out of it. Although if she latched and wouldn't let go I'd just have to wait till she got tired and then I put her to bed. So I can stare at our family photo one last time before going to bed alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:13:17 2015 No.13518429 >>13518419 (not him) aren't you cheeky. As for having waifus, I always assumed it was just "I like {insert MG} and would like to fuck her" for everyone. please don't take this belief from me anons. I'm vouching for you here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:14:18 2015 No.13518432 >>13518406 There's something off about you. >>13518359 A Dragon Tamer's Flute?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:15:46 2015 No.13518435 >>13518380 Pinky promise we'll get married. The contract is sealed. Then I'd raise her like usual, let her enjoy being a kid, until that time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:16:08 2015 No.13518436 File: 42 KB, 550x309, You Have No Idea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518429 >I always assumed it was just "I like {insert MG} and would like to fuck her" for everyone

Anonymous Wed May 20 02:16:29 2015 No.13518437

>>13518419
>>13518429
Little bit of both to be honest.

It's not like I'm delusional, or think that kinda stuff is a valid substitute for an actual woman. But generally I take it to mean "I'd want this fictional MG to be my wife if such a thing were actually possible".

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:17:01 2015 No.13518438 File: 1016 KB, 983x1086, a32.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518429 Boy, I have terrible news for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:17:16 2015 No.13518439 >>13518435 >One day see her walking around with toilet paper all over her >Ask her what she's doing >"I'm practicing walking down the aisle!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:18:06 2015 No.13518440 >>13518429 >believing in anon Why don't you do meth and streak down a busy intersection while you're at it?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:18:51 2015 No.13518443 >>13518438 >Urge to know more intensifies

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:19:04 2015 No.13518444 >>13518432 Hey, it's perfect for this kind of setting. It's basically a big reset button so you can experience what's in the profiles without getting stuck with some monstergirl you didn't want past a one night stand.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:19:17 2015 No.13518445 >>13518439 Stay away from my heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:21:24 2015 No.13518451 >2557 Think we can get to 2700?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:21:54 2015 No.13518452 speaking of asmr, does anyone have the one with the deeper voiced onee-san who starts off angry but ends up napping next to the listener?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:22:17 2015 No.13518455 File: 392 KB, 1200x1520, 1422056779373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518429 >he thinks "waifu" is a joke RRRREEEEE NORMIE GET OUT

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:23:05 2015 No.13518456 >>13518455 Memes are shit but r9k memes take the prize.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:23:21 2015 No.13518458 >>13518419 To me, waifu is just favorite monster+personality Or in a case like this, a hypothetical wife or daughter. You don't even need a favorite to imagine having a daughter for a hypothetical like this. Imagination nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:23:47 2015 No.13518459 >>13518455 I thought it only happened to named characters, actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:24:27 2015 No.13518461 >>13518455 I think I actually have that one of Maria...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:24:37 2015 No.13518462 >>13518456 http://vocaroo.com/i/s14JEX6dkFWU

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:24:59 2015 No.13518464 >>13518451 It ain't like this is anything special. And were still on page 9 so we got a couple hundred more posts to go at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:25:04 2015 No.13518465 File: 265 KB, 519x900, 1431629179202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't you just want to cuddle the fuck out of this chubby Imp? Look at her!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:25:22 2015 No.13518467 >>13518462 I ain't opening that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:25:32 2015 No.13518468 >Having to help a Lamia cope with her tail slowly splitting and turning into legs with the scales falling off and pink flesh underneath becoming skin

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:26:25 2015 No.13518474 >>13518465 I want to cuddle a chubby imp, and then make her /fit/.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:26:34 2015 No.13518475 >>13518465 She needs to lose weight.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:26:47 2015 No.13518477 >>13518437 This is how I've always thought of it as well

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:27:02 2015 No.13518478 >>13518467 >not only a normie but also a massive pussy Is that you, alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:27:02 2015 No.13518479 >>13518468 I bet she'd be depressed at not being able to hug you as well as before.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:27:28 2015 No.13518480 >>13518465 I want to smack her ass and call her chubby. Then when she walks away all sad I plow her from behind and fill her with babies.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:27:53 2015 No.13518482 >>13518478 Only a normie would use memes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:29:01 2015 No.13518484 >>13518479 Teach her to leglock and face-sit Gotta make the best of a bad situation

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:29:11 2015 No.13518485 >>13518465 Chubby and adorable. Would treasure, cuddle, and waifu I enjoy chubby girls. And fit girls, and etc. etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:29:31 2015 No.13518487 >>13518455 That guy is fucking rich He has huge house with the whole room only for anime figures, huge tv, all consoles, jap games and other shit I wonder where he gets money

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:29:41 2015 No.13518488 >>13518380 You'll have to kill your mother and force yourself on me for that to happen. So good luck with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:31:15 2015 No.13518491 >>13518487 Autismbux.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:31:22 2015 No.13518492 >>13518488 You just set yourself up for some fucked up guro/NTR/yandere style ending, anon. You could have just said no.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:31:23 2015 No.13518493 >>13518479 Full body hugs but no more coiling >>13518468 the change from cold to warm would suck

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:31:39 2015 No.13518494 >>13518488 What if she does that?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:32:08 2015 No.13518495 >>13518465 She's actually TOO thick. Those mostly ignored spear feet aren't helping anything, either.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:32:27 2015 No.13518496 >>13518494 I kill her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:32:50 2015 No.13518497 File: 335 KB, 400x400, DONT-DICK-THE-DAUGHTERU.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518423 Thanks for giving me an excuse to post this before I went to bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:33:03 2015 No.13518498 There's a fucking spider hiding some unreachable part of my desk. The minute I see that little shithead it's gonna get smashed, just like how every spider girl I saw I'd hit in the nose multiple times until it runs away.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:33:13 2015 No.13518499 >>13518492 >>13518494 Of course she wouldn't do that. She would understand that sort of thing is wrong and leave me be. Right?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:33:18 2015 No.13518500 >>13518465 It's good to see that Imp assistant is in uniform. I bet she follows her warlock master around carrying a clipboard. Serving him meals and warming his bed at night.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:33:58 2015 No.13518503 >>13518496 >Encourage daughter to murder wife >When she does, kill her I watched a movie with a plot like this once. I forget what it was

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:35:35 2015 No.13518508 >>13518497 Can I get this uncensored please?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:35:58 2015 No.13518509 >>13518491 I doubt that He has too much stuff for autismbux

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:37:20 2015 No.13518514 File: 671 KB, 1200x635, 2581056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518497 >not dicking your daughteru You alp or something? Also sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:38:59 2015 No.13518517 >>13518508 Well, You did say please. https://i.imgur.com/j67Wfz4.gif >select all the FOOD. Fucking captcha is tired of the games. jesus.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:39:42 2015 No.13518520 >>13518497 You having a laugh?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:40:31 2015 No.13518521 >>13518517 Thank you very much anon. I'm not exactly a proponent for daughteru dicking, but good god it can be lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:41:18 2015 No.13518523 File: 69 KB, 584x642, MissionFailed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518498 >what would actually happen

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:41:41 2015 No.13518525 >>13518517 That pussy is getting pounded.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:42:09 2015 No.13518528 >>13518520 I mean. I did make a 'nightcore' version when I originally made the edit a month ago. So yeah I am.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:45:32 2015 No.13518539 Rape...huh...yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:46:08 2015 No.13518541 >>13518539 It's good for men and monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:47:03 2015 No.13518543 >>13518478 Since when has Alp been a normie?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:47:40 2015 No.13518549 >>13518541 RAPE! I despise, 'cos it means destruction of innocent lives, Rape means tears to thousands of mother's eyes, When their sons gone to fuck and lose their lives.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:48:05 2015 No.13518552 >>13518539 For fapping.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:49:54 2015 No.13518558 >>13518549 Those men deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:50:08 2015 No.13518559 >>13518539 >>13518549 You know, that song makes no sense. It says war is good for nothing, then it goes on to describe all the things war is good for.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:51:46 2015 No.13518564 >>13518559 Who was the original artist for that? I forget

Anonymous Wed May 20 02:52:51 2015 No.13518567

>>13518558
I said RAPE!...huh...good God y'all,
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing...say it again
Rape! Huh...What is it good for
Absolutely nothing...listen to me

RAPE! It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker,
Rape. Friend only to the undertaker.
Ohhh! Rape is an enemy to all mankind,
The thought of Rape blows my mind.
Rape has caused unrest within the younger generation
Induction then destruction...who wants to fuck? Ohhh

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:00:49 2015 No.13518582 File: 393 KB, 651x1200, Trollgrill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you pay her troll toll?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:02:20 2015 No.13518585 >>13518582 Probably. If not I'm not averse to crossing at n--I mean during the d--shit. When's the best time to cross the bridge with KC trolls?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:02:43 2015 No.13518586 >>13518582 Oh don't rape me, the shota said. Rape my brother, the bishie!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:03:00 2015 No.13518587 >>13518582 To get into her monster hole? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:03:43 2015 No.13518589 >>13518585 Full Moon. You know you want to.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:04:48 2015 No.13518594 >>13518585 The middle of the day, at high noon, when the forecast is for a full moon that night.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:07:32 2015 No.13518600 File: 118 KB, 1280x720, 176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518582 I want a story about Troll in Central park!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:08:51 2015 No.13518604 >>13518600 I don't want cute Trolls to get mugged.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:09:16 2015 No.13518605 >>13518600 I loved that movie.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:09:52 2015 No.13518609 File: 298 KB, 600x861, troll2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518582 Would you like a shake with that?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:10:25 2015 No.13518611 >>13518594 That's one way to simultaneously destroy a bridge and a pelvis. >>13518604 I want to give a troll a mug of hot chocolate on a cold evening in the park!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:17:54 2015 No.13518635 MG childhood friend who protects you from the other monsters and makes sure you are never raped

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:19:48 2015 No.13518644 >>13518635 >never raped ... By other monstersgirls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:20:05 2015 No.13518646 >>13518635 Cockblock.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:22:26 2015 No.13518655 >>13510414 It says it's a private video...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:22:40 2015 No.13518656 >>13518635 What a cockblock. I'm glad she's concerned, but all those close calls has given me a fetish for snu-snu and rape. How is she going to make up for this?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:24:16 2015 No.13518662 >>13518644 >>13518646 >>13518656 I think the moment you accidently barge into her room on a full moon will be quite a night

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:25:04 2015 No.13518667 >>13518586 Oh, don't rape me, the Bishi said, rape my brother, he's the protagonist!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:28:56 2015 No.13518679 >>13518582 >"Hey boy, are you trip-trapping over my bridge? My my... You look strong~"

Anonymous Wed May 20 03:30:23 2015 No.13518688
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People are always talking about the common and typical MGs they like ..(anubutt, fox woman)

So, I pose to you this question:

What is the most exotic of MG you would consider dating/sexing?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:30:33 2015 No.13518689 Would a troll get mad iff you assumed she liked to piss people off on the internet?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:30:54 2015 No.13518690 >>13518667 And then the protagonist came and slew the troll With his dick

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:31:41 2015 No.13518696 >>13518635 And she's too embarrassed to admit her feelings for you directly, so she dons a mask and a spandex bodysuit to hide her identity while she subverts the offending monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:31:48 2015 No.13518697 >>13518690 And they all lived happily ever after, with a hundred little Troll babies.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:31:54 2015 No.13518698 >>13518688 spoidr

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:32:16 2015 No.13518699 >>13518688 I don't know, sandworm? "Exotic" is really hard to define, especially when they're almost all running around with animal bits in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:32:34 2015 No.13518702 >>13518688 Alraune and Sandworm. The latter sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:32:42 2015 No.13518703 >>13518688 I would fuck any of KC's Monster Girls. Gotta fuck 'em all.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:32:44 2015 No.13518704 >>13518688 Mermaid or kraken (octowitch)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:33:40 2015 No.13518707 >>13518703 >Wanting to fuck cait sith Aha! I knew you were a furry, Anonymous!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:34:06 2015 No.13518710 >>13518635 Will she take responsibility and deal with your unreasonable penis?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:34:16 2015 No.13518712 >>13518688 I'd fuck a pack of Hobb-girls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:34:33 2015 No.13518713 >>13518703 Mantango and cait sith threesome there Anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:35:16 2015 No.13518716 Oh fuck imagine having Narcolepsy in a world with monster girls. You gonna get raped in your sleep

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:35:48 2015 No.13518717 >>13518688 Probably an Abomination of some kind.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:35:59 2015 No.13518720 >>13518688 Tentacle, would incubize and rape 10 girls at once.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:36:02 2015 No.13518722 I hate you people so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:36:20 2015 No.13518723 >>13518716 So you will be a male dormouse?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:36:49 2015 No.13518724 >>13518716 >Narcolepsy It's called Chronic Dormouse Cuddling. >>13518722 So grumpy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:36:51 2015 No.13518725 >>13518713 Yep. Can't say I've fucked them all until I've fucked them. Gotta at least give it a try.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:36:53 2015 No.13518726 >>13518716 You'll never wake up from a weresheep's grasp. A nightmare will always hound you a dormouse will always hug you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:37:24 2015 No.13518728 >>13518688 Sandworm probably. I'd fuck most of them to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:37:25 2015 No.13518729 >>13518722 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:37:26 2015 No.13518730 >>13518716 Being blind would be hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:38:33 2015 No.13518737 >>13518726 Would a dormouse sleep feed you? Whar are you Nyanon?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:38:49 2015 No.13518738 >>13518713 Mantango is just a worse Alraune, similar gimmick but shittier. Cait Sith is easily done if you can into hatefucking properly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:38:55 2015 No.13518740 >>13518722 What now?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:39:07 2015 No.13518742 >>13518688 Can't find the fuckers pixiv but most of the stuff by that guy who's cyclops vn just came out.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:39:34 2015 No.13518743 >>13518730 I suspect a lot of MGs would try to husband a blind man .

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:39:36 2015 No.13518744 >>13518730 >"Whose hand is that?!" >"Not mine~" >I know it's not yours, I said hand not paw, you slut."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:40:21 2015 No.13518747 >>13518662 Do you walk in on her wearing just a damp towel wrapped tightly around her supple body after she got out of the shower? God I hope so... >>13518696 This sounds interesting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:40:34 2015 No.13518748 >>13518738 Matango and alraune were both shit pre nerf, but for me, alraune especially.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:40:34 2015 No.13518749 >>13518738 Besides the whole spore thing, imagine how soft a Matango booty is, with how soft some of the common white mushrooms can be.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:42:13 2015 No.13518751 >>13518748 That's surprising, why?

Anonymous Wed May 20 03:42:37 2015 No.13518753

>>13518730
Having any disability like that would make you a target for monstergirls. Not only would you be easier to "persuade" than a healthy person, but I imagine a lot of monstergirls would get that protective streak, much like a person can when they see a cute girl with a condition or disability.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:42:52 2015 No.13518754 If given a choice of the shirohebi , or the kikimora, whom would make the more supportive wife? Would any other MGs even come close to those two?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:43:00 2015 No.13518755 >>13518748 I always liked nectar tits. Double-Bisexual-Nectar-tits even better.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:43:10 2015 No.13518756 >>13518730 >You will never be the Mr. Magoo of a Monster Girl universe. Stumbling around blind and narrowly avoiding violent and brutal rape without even knowing it. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uz3I77MB-c

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:43:28 2015 No.13518759 >>13518747 Yup, just about to return something of hers that you borrowed, but you forgot what day it was

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:44:19 2015 No.13518761 >>13518753 I'd love a nice ara-ara~ Ryu to cuddle and protect my scrawny ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:44:40 2015 No.13518763 >>13518754 Kikimora no contest, but I like Shirohebi better. Shirohebi is possessive. She would encourage NEET behavior. Kiki would try to break your bad habits.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:44:58 2015 No.13518764 >>13518761 You mean Shirohebi

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:45:19 2015 No.13518766 >>13518751 The old version was like an anglerfish, she'd keep you hard with nectar and you were unable to remove your dick from inside her. Matango at least granted you the peace of oblivion.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:45:32 2015 No.13518767 >>13518754 I like Shirohebi better, but I think a Kikimora would be a better wife. Shirohebi has that whole jealousy thing going.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:46:35 2015 No.13518774 >>13518753 And then you get husbando by a manticore.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:46:45 2015 No.13518775 >>13518764 I mean both, but I don't want to incur the wrath of the faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:48:00 2015 No.13518779 >>13518756 That would be amazing

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:48:35 2015 No.13518782 >>13518737 Building an army worthy of Mordor?

Anonymous Wed May 20 03:50:15 2015 No.13518785
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The night of a full moon, married to an MG, yer stuck at work on 2nd or 3rd shift.

How does this work?

The company can't give you 13 extra days off a year, and you don't want to waste all of your vacation time just for this.

This is a modern MGC setting question.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:51:26 2015 No.13518788 >>13518782 Oh yes, I remember now, he got captured by some Skaven a while back.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:51:26 2015 No.13518789 >>13518785 Find a new job.

Anonymous Wed May 20 03:54:53 2015 No.13518795

>>13518761
>A wyvern who helps you get about after you've lost your legs
>A wight who projects projects her ghostly stand-hands to you because you lose the use of your arms
>A fairy who sits on your head and pulls your hair to guide you after you lose your sight
>A chesire who can teleport you to her personal pocket dimension whenever you start suffering panic attacks because of an anxiety disorder
>A slimegirl who morphs herself into words and objects to convey speech after you lose your hearing, and coats you in her body so you can once again "hear" through the vibrations she amplifies

What? No, I didn't just start playing Katawa recently. What makes you think that?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:55:39 2015 No.13518796 >>13518763 Kikimora is just what I need in my life, to help me quit smoking and staying up all night with you faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:01:35 2015 No.13518808 a virgin ushi-oni

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:02:21 2015 No.13518813 >>13518795 >A Kejourou who lost her arms so she uses her hair for everything she'd normally use her hands for.

Anonymous Wed May 20 04:03:50 2015 No.13518818

>>13518785
Of course they give you the night off, it's only logical.

Just think about the alternative. If they didn't give employees that night off, what would happen?

The wives of married male employees would break in and kidnap them anyway, if not just fuck them right there in the office.
The married female employees would similarly either just bugger off, or otherwise bring their beaus to work with them.
Regardless of how it goes, no work is getting done.

And the single employees?
There'll just be an orgy and come morning, there won't BE any single employees.

It's in everyone's best interests to just close up early.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:04:40 2015 No.13518819 I saw the trailer. Am I the only one who feels like the voices were 2nd rate acting, or should I just wait until the actual product to judge? Still, the animation was good. And Darling's voice is at least trying not to sound like Generic Shounen #51.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:06:01 2015 No.13518824 >>13518785 When did this full moon thing start? I see it in stories but I forgot when it first appeared.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:07:13 2015 No.13518828 >>13518788 At least they let me use a computer.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:07:29 2015 No.13518830 File: 1.15 MB, 1280x720, MM Miia Webm.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518819 >Perfect

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:08:42 2015 No.13518835 >>13518808 Not too far fetched. Ushi Onis have a reputation so people would do their best to ostracize and avoid them. Some are going to have to spend a few years alone before they can reliably capture a man.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:11:23 2015 No.13518842 >>13518830 Christ his design is terrible

Anonymous Wed May 20 04:14:50 2015 No.13518853

RAPE! good God y'all huh
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing...say it say it SAY IT!
RAPE!...uh huh yeah hu!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing...listen to me

RAPE! It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker,
Rape! It's got one friend that's the undertaker.
Ohhhh! Rape has shattered many a young man's dream,
Made him disabled, bitter and mean,
Life is much too short and precious to spend fucking monsters these days.
Rape can't give a good life, it can only take it away!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:16:26 2015 No.13518860 >>13518853 ayyy fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:16:59 2015 No.13518864 File: 162 KB, 413x638, 1337378417067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518853 You didn't type this all ahead of time?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:20:09 2015 No.13518874 >>13518860 >>13518864 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztZI2aLQ9Sw

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:22:05 2015 No.13518879 >>13518830 Who said anything about it being perfect? That's exactly what I'm NOT saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:23:18 2015 No.13518882 >>13518879 Thought I saw a "perfect" in there.

Anonymous Wed May 20 04:24:54 2015 No.13518889

>>13518842
The reverting back into his manga style when he freaks out is a nice touch, but otherwise, I just don't think the characters translate well from page to screen with that particular style.
I think it could easily be a lot worse, though. You can at least see the resemblance.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:35:37 2015 No.13518914 Would you sleep in a mg pile?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:36:34 2015 No.13518915 File: 245 KB, 569x770, rats in the walls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder for all novice adventurers. One LV 1 Mouse? Easy. A swarm of LV1 Mice? Run. Always party up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:38:08 2015 No.13518920 >>13518914 I'd end up like >>13518915 if that happened. And I'm okay with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:38:11 2015 No.13518921 >>13518914 A pile of a Ryu and a Shirohebi. Unf.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:40:40 2015 No.13518928 >>13518842 Its because they gave him eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:40:53 2015 No.13518929 File: 432 KB, 700x990, Wyvern2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never bully a wyvern >you will never ride a wyvern It hurts

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:41:03 2015 No.13518930 >>13518915 >The one sucking on his left arm >The one straddling and desperately kissing his right arm Why is this such a turn-on?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:41:22 2015 No.13518934 >>13518921 And then anon was killed in the yandere pit. The end.

Anonymous Wed May 20 04:41:36 2015 No.13518935

>>13518914
Yes.

I'd rest my face on a holstaur's breasts, bury my nose into a weresheep's wool, hold hands with an anubis, be covered by a dragon's wings, hugged by an ushi-oni, and wrapped up in a lamia's coils. All while stroking a sleeping dormouse and being bound in a mummy's bandages while waist-deep in a slimegirl, sitting atop a sea slime's bell.And sharing a salamander's warmth while wrapping my legs around a wererabbit's, and nibbling on a werewolf's ear.

I'd be the biggest cuddleslut for every single monstergirl at once.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:43:30 2015 No.13518942 >>13518934 No I wasn't because I can out-yandere the both of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:44:42 2015 No.13518948 >>13518929 >You will never do both at once

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:44:55 2015 No.13518950 >>13518942 Why cut the best part? Yandere is love.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:44:57 2015 No.13518951 >>13518935 >How to get utterly raped into a gibbering monster loving slut by Anon That arrangement sounds like heaven before it falls apart though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:46:35 2015 No.13518957 >>13518942 Male yandere is 100% creepy, Anon My brother was dating a girl with a yandere ex. Want to guess what happened?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:48:04 2015 No.13518961 >>13518957 your bro beat his pussy ass up and fucked his girl in front of him?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:48:34 2015 No.13518964 >>13518957 Ice cream and sunshine?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:48:34 2015 No.13518965 >>13518942 The yandere would escalate on both sides until you kill each other through your manifested jealousy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:48:41 2015 No.13518966 >>13518914 >Kejourou pile >All that hair and ara-aras Oh my. I'm not sure I'd survive.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:50:01 2015 No.13518969 >>13518966 My nigga, I'm ashamed I didn't immediately think of this when hair stuff is one of my biggest fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:50:30 2015 No.13518970 >>13518942 >>13518950 Ah shit, misread. Half a bottle of Quinta Ruban at 5am was a poor choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:50:39 2015 No.13518971 File: 612 KB, 805x963, 01a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you fuck a squid? YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:51:22 2015 No.13518974 >>13518961 >>13518964 Ex followed her home one night and killed her. He's in prison now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:53:26 2015 No.13518979 File: 71 KB, 340x253, 1412763045983.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518971 Only kraken.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:57:48 2015 No.13518991 File: 1.06 MB, 1300x1500, kraken5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518971 Ara ara~

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:59:51 2015 No.13518994 Night guys. Pray your MG waifu doesn't turn into a human and experience hellish pain from changing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:00:09 2015 No.13518998 >>13518971 Maybe in eight days.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:02:17 2015 No.13519005 >>13518994 Night anon don't let the bed buggirls[/spoiler] bite and if they do don't hit them with a shoe, fuck them instead

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:05:54 2015 No.13519018 >>13518688 I would gleefully fuck half of Xelvy's abominations senseless.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:06:49 2015 No.13519019 >>13518974 But you see, anon's solution of out-yaning would have worked here. He would've killed the yan ex before he killed her. Fight yan with yan. Only the dere shall remain.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:08:15 2015 No.13519025 >>13519018 Good man. Abominations need love, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:13:37 2015 No.13519042 >>13519018 I loved Xelvy's stuff because he was generous with the all CGs. Unlike that cocktease Thomas, though his art was pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:17:13 2015 No.13519053 ...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:19:08 2015 No.13519061 >>13519053 .Less shouldn't you be asking the IRC for ideas since you've been doing that for months now?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:21:52 2015 No.13519066 >>13519053 A Kakuen pretending to be a Saiyan.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:22:45 2015 No.13519071 >>13519053 Monstergirl NEET shitposting on /hbg/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:22:48 2015 No.13519072 >>13519053 Does anybody else want to see a Hellhound Ahegao?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:24:18 2015 No.13519078 File: 124 KB, 960x544, fungus butt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Matangos aren't that bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:24:26 2015 No.13519080 >>13519053 Apophis dressed as Sir Crocodile.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:25:29 2015 No.13519084 >>13519078 They're dickheads.

Anonymous Wed May 20 05:27:07 2015 No.13519092

>>13519053

A few monstergirls using their extra parts and powers to cheat at a game of cards. Like a monstergirl version of Caravaggio's Cardsharp.

>Kraken with some cards hidden on the suckers of her tentacles
>Lilim changing them with magic
>Human boy/paladin with them stuffed in his belt

Or whatever you feel like. That's just the general flavor.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:29:31 2015 No.13519100 File: 102 KB, 620x877, 1422913150635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13517034 Hard choise between the Shirohebi and the Kiki. The Valkyrie sounds interresting aswell.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:31:29 2015 No.13519108 File: 247 KB, 810x1200, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519053 An Apsara dressed in street clothes like what Loki from Bayonetta wears. You know, like a street dancer. http://i.imgur.com/l3W0Cay.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:38:49 2015 No.13519126 I want to have sex with a Kraken!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:40:45 2015 No.13519133 >>13518351 Technically he turned her into a dragon girl, she could pass as human with a cloak on. The protagonist also looked like Gary Oak.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:43:04 2015 No.13519139 >>13519133 >dragon girl, she could pass as human with a cloak on Every idea I think up has been done. What else will have been done? Monster lolis luncha wrestling during recess at school?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:45:27 2015 No.13519143 >>13519126 Here, this should do the trick before you realize >you will never have sex with a kraken http://exhentai.org/g/780228/32b7d855bc/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:46:26 2015 No.13519146 >>13519133 I guess I assumed "humanize" implied she didn't completely turn human, just humanesque. Him looking like Gary Oak makes him even more of a dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:48:58 2015 No.13519150 File: 1.23 MB, 245x170, CjC8niD.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519146 I want to check this out now, solely because this guy looks like Gary Oak.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:49:01 2015 No.13519151 >>13519143 http://exhentai.org/g/607015/fd9a72bacc/ Why do squids get the best doujins?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:00:47 2015 No.13519182 >>13519150 Nah, he doesn't actually look like Gary Oak, hair is too messy and covers one of his eyes. Just looks like a smug-ass dick is all, and he is. http://exhentai.org/s/5cd267c3d6/612940-38

Anonymous Wed May 20 06:00:55 2015 No.13519184

>>13519151
It's because an affectionately clingy girl that can't keep her hands off you is hot.
An affectionate girl who wants to lick and taste every inch of you is also hot.

Squid and octopus girls are both of those in one with extra appendages to love you with.

It also allows and encourages artists to get creative since the tentacles/monster bits are half of the character, but at the same time they don't need to go fully /d/ tier either. Especially since there's an attractive woman in control of the tentacles so she's not some faceless abomination monster.

So it leads to a good balance of cute vanilla, fetishy stuff, and the artist being creative with the monstrous bits or at least paying attention to them.

Not a squid, but a scylla is okay too.

http://exhentai.org/g/614233/c0f38bf4f8/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:05:39 2015 No.13519199 >>13519053 Dark Elf masturbating with a lollipop.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:09:07 2015 No.13519204 >>13519053 GMILF Nekomata cooking spaghetti while an Oomukade in an oversized hoodie salivates.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:09:47 2015 No.13519205 >>13519146 >>13519182 You keep calling him a dick, what makes him a dick? The fact that he's a badass and does what he wants, like literally fucking his enemies into submission?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:12:07 2015 No.13519209 >>13519205 I don't get it either. Dragon Bitch was the one who went and woke him up when he was tryin' to get some shut-eye. Avenging the loss of his sleep is only right.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:14:28 2015 No.13519221 >>13519053 A submissive wyvern being bullied by her childhood friend

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:17:07 2015 No.13519232 >>13519053 A Wurm crying as she's being bullied by Dragons. Like, them chanting around her: "You can't fly! You can't fly!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:18:04 2015 No.13519235 >>13519232 I want a Wurm to wind up like a spring and jump well! And then's she'll fall with style!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:19:18 2015 No.13519238 >>13519205 Smugness I guess? Maybe I'm just too much of a moralfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:21:08 2015 No.13519243 >>13519078 That mushroom got booty.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:22:12 2015 No.13519246 >>13519078 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:23:18 2015 No.13519250 >>13519238 You'd be smug too if you were a wizard that could beat one of the final four in one hit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:23:26 2015 No.13519252 >>13519235 You mean like that snake from Donkey Kong Country?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:24:30 2015 No.13519258 >>13519250 Point taken.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:25:35 2015 No.13519261 File: 719 KB, 1200x1683, 9_025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where does one apply for aggressive Oni sex?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:26:22 2015 No.13519262 >>13519252 Or the purple one from Qbert. We really need An Apophis as that purple snake and a Pharaoh as Qbert, hopping up and down a cube pyramid.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:26:36 2015 No.13519263 >>13519261 Where there's booze there's Onis. Follow the booze.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:33:06 2015 No.13519286 >>13519205 >>13519209 >>13519238 >>13519250 >>13519258 Plus, he's living in a world where there's monsters, not monster girls. He probably just made the first monster girl and immediately fucked her, he should be a hero to us.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:43:27 2015 No.13519335 File: 360 KB, 1300x750, 1394390816307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] C'mere you!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:45:00 2015 No.13519343 >>13519335 Ma'am, you seem to be leaking. Would you like a napkin?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:45:28 2015 No.13519346 >>13519335 >full body scales 2chz4me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:45:58 2015 No.13519349 >>13519335 You're a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:46:24 2015 No.13519351 >>13519343 >Watch her blush as you wipe up her messy mouth as she apologizes shyly, promising she'll try to not drool all over the place again

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:47:38 2015 No.13519360 >>13519261 >find the source >it's only a single page Why do you do this to me, Japan?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:47:41 2015 No.13519361 >>13519335 >Kaiju girl I should have gotten more experience spelunking.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:48:37 2015 No.13519365 >>13519346 I'm fine with it as long as the body is humanoid and there's no snout

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:49:46 2015 No.13519369 >>13519351 >I inquire as to the cause of the drooling. Perhaps she is hungry?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:51:41 2015 No.13519377 >>13519369 Turns out she's horny.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:54:11 2015 No.13519386 >>13519377 Well yes, the luminescent spots make those horns hard to miss. But what does that have to with her salivating?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:56:05 2015 No.13519399 >>13519386 Shirou, for Pete's sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:56:42 2015 No.13519402 File: 1010 KB, 1200x1728, 00ILYENSIH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519261 >>13519360 Trying to figure out the artist. Pretty sure it's Mikoyan, the same one than did this.

Anonymous Wed May 20 06:57:20 2015 No.13519405
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>have to inseminate kaiju girl by piloting a jaeger and using it to unload a tank of your semen, collected over a month, right into her big throbbing monster womb

What the fuck, brain. I need sleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:57:42 2015 No.13519407 File: 269 KB, 908x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one time, a grapesnake dragged me into a bathroom and went like, >”This is how you shouldn't touch people." And I was like, "What?"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:58:19 2015 No.13519411 >>13519402 That was nice. A giant trigger for these threads, yes, but nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:58:23 2015 No.13519412 >>13519407 Well did you touch people like that afterwards? Did you? No? Then it worked.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:00:04 2015 No.13519419 >>13519405 But semen only lives for five days inside the woman's womb!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:00:05 2015 No.13519420 >>13519411 >nice That depends entirely on your fetishes. I didn't like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:01:21 2015 No.13519425 >>13519419 They survive as long as I say they do. I am the mayor of Albuquerque

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:01:45 2015 No.13519428 >>13519420 Fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:02:00 2015 No.13519431 >>13519420 >triggered.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:02:05 2015 No.13519432 >>13519402 You just wanted an excuse to post futasnake, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:03:15 2015 No.13519436 >>13519425 I didn't know Richard Berry browsed here. It's funny you mention that, I'm actually living there right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:04:23 2015 No.13519441 >>13519436 Well I was just making a Simpsons reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfTXQJbnXaM

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:04:31 2015 No.13519443 >>13519431 If I was triggered I would be flinging poo at you. You can dislike things without being a touchy autist, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:04:50 2015 No.13519444 Reminder that flat is justice

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:05:35 2015 No.13519447 >>13519432 Nope. I was really looking for the artist, and I assumed some people would like to know. besides, it's his most monster girl related wok besides that dingle page of the oni which I now want more of.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:06:14 2015 No.13519450 >>13519444 Flat is love, flat is life. As long as it's the chest. The ass must be round and firm.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:06:20 2015 No.13519451 >>13519441 Why does the mayor of New Mexico's biggest city have a Texas accent?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:07:15 2015 No.13519456 >>13519451 He has whatever accent he pleases.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:08:54 2015 No.13519464 >>13519444 But if flat is justice, doesn't that make the sabbath paladins?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:11:07 2015 No.13519470 >>13519464 Lolicon is not justice

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:11:36 2015 No.13519472 >>13519464 >catholics

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:13:07 2015 No.13519477 >>13519472 Please, they're not interested in GIRLS, those are gross.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:13:29 2015 No.13519479 >>13519470 You have no concept of justice. Enjoy your new imouto.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:16:17 2015 No.13519488 Flat is little more than "man"'s justice. Delicious cow tits are the true, divine justice. Delicious cow tits are the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:19:16 2015 No.13519498 >>13519488 Blasphemy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5Y18Ch0sPs

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:20:32 2015 No.13519504 File: 411 KB, 953x700, Holsty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519488 Cow tits will nurture you and give you gains. What's not to love?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:23:17 2015 No.13519515 >>13519498 >Mindbreak His love wasn't strong enough. He has betrayed his waifu like the slut he is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:24:01 2015 No.13519517 >>13519488 Bountiful breasts provide nourishment for little ones. A flat chest is as barren as the woman who has it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:24:19 2015 No.13519521 >>13519504 Ever since it was pointed out all I can focus on in this image is the dopey looking cow on the right

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:24:20 2015 No.13519522 >>13519515 >being open minded to new ideas is bad >calling Kei impure

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:26:41 2015 No.13519528 >>13519504 >What's not to love? The obnoxious cow tits fags.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:30:09 2015 No.13519541 I want to tempt a flat monstergirl into becoming a magical girl then collect her soulstone and use its power to grant any women who ask larger breasts!

Anonymous Wed May 20 07:33:03 2015 No.13519560
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>>13519528
Come on now, they're not balloon or torpedo tits here. Just cow tits.

Besides, a paladin in training needs that energy providing breastmilk to become strong.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:33:07 2015 No.13519562 >>13519541 Except her, of course. Keep her tats flats to bully

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:34:22 2015 No.13519574 I want to come across a girl who's not a loli, but is flat, and I want her to wish to be larger. I'll then use wizard magic to give her a pot belly and laugh from the distance.

Anonymous Wed May 20 07:34:48 2015 No.13519576

I don't think I could manage a ryu, too much work.

Same with pharaohs and other 'diety' monstergirls. They'd be so busy running kingdoms and managing weather that I'd just have to stand to the side while they rule the masses.

The sex would be great when they get home at night, but until then you'd just be a secondary priority.

Is there an apophis equivalent for a ryu? A spirit that turns them into meek gentle women and takes their place leading the shirohebis?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:37:31 2015 No.13519592 >>13519574 >not making her taller >not wanting an embarrassed tall girl with chippai

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:38:20 2015 No.13519597 >>13519576 >Managing weather It wouldn't be a full time job. Hell, it wouldn't be anything more than a hobby for them. A Ryu has a lot more flexibility and time on her claws than a Pharaoh does.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:38:56 2015 No.13519600 >>13519517 Truly, the Milk of Life is justice. The live giving nectar, even flat chests grow in size when about to give milk. The epitome of womanhood. And clearly, the larger the chest, the more milk it can produce.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:40:15 2015 No.13519605 >>13519576 No but you could go with a Quetz instead. They're the superior weather serpent anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:40:31 2015 No.13519607 >>13519600 >The epitome of womanhood You need to watch>>13519498

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:40:36 2015 No.13519608 File: 121 KB, 800x1000, mIOmMii.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519600 >live giving nectar You mean "Life giving nectar", but yes, large breasts and milk are justice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:43:34 2015 No.13519623 >>13519470 >implying it isn't

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:45:46 2015 No.13519637 >>13519607 >A breast lover's resolve broken by flimsy logic and people into daughteru dicking

Anonymous Wed May 20 07:46:06 2015 No.13519640
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What'cha doing nerds? Out of the ordinary edition.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:46:34 2015 No.13519645 >>13519592 I'm going to make lots of chubby flat monster girls and none of you can stop me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:46:58 2015 No.13519649 File: 18 KB, 499x387, uwot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13510928 >That gif name

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:47:01 2015 No.13519650 >>13519637 >fatherly instincts >flimsy logic 8/8

Anonymous Wed May 20 07:47:25 2015 No.13519652

>>13519607
>little girls
>The epitomy of womanhood
Naw man, I'm not interested in fucking children. My "fatherly instinct" disregards the size of the girl's chest. She could be an oppai loli and I'd still feel nothing, because I hold no interest in dicking the daughteru.

The onee-san on the other hand, is love, and life, and very primed for dicking, and I could bury my face in the softness of my dreams of her massive tits. Though I guess I would still love a flat onee-san. It would be a tragedy, though.

Also this >>13519637

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:48:05 2015 No.13519654 >>13519645 And thus chubby alp senpai was born

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:48:31 2015 No.13519657 >>13519650 Liking lolis and flat chests because of "fatherly instincts" IS pretty flimsy and stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:49:32 2015 No.13519662 >>13519640 Trying to recruit a Yuki Ona in a 2hu fan game.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:49:36 2015 No.13519664 File: 68 KB, 728x545, a true lover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every single one of you is wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:50:27 2015 No.13519667 >>13519640 skipping calc early in the morning because fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:50:38 2015 No.13519669 >>13519657 >protecting a lolis smile is flimsy logic

Anonymous Wed May 20 07:51:35 2015 No.13519678

>you will never start an order of paladins dedicated to converting the Sabbath into mature busty women
>you will never force every baphomet general defeated in combat to eat wonderland cake after surrendering
>you will never retire and become a dragonslut, proud to have defeated those evil washboards

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:52:53 2015 No.13519682 >>13519669 >protecting lolis It isn't fatherly instinct to protect lolis, and neither is wanting to fuck lolis and liking flat chests. A person into lactation wants big bountiful TEETEES, but a true breast lover will do what >>13519664 said.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:53:25 2015 No.13519688 >>13519678 >an order of paladins dedicated to converting the Sabbath into mature busty women Do you praise Hathor instead of the Chief God, or what?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:53:48 2015 No.13519690 >>13519682 >It isn't fatherly instinct to protect lolis That is straight up lying

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:54:26 2015 No.13519694 File: 934 KB, 854x1200, 34200350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519640 Teasing an elephant-girl by throwing peanuts at her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:54:41 2015 No.13519697 >>13519678 I want to skip to being a Dragonslut

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:55:14 2015 No.13519701 >>13519690 fatherly instincts don't make you want to fuck them, anon. You're just feeling lust.

Anonymous Wed May 20 07:55:38 2015 No.13519705

>>13519657
Yeah fatherly instincts shouldn't really include dicking the daughteru, and should be utterly apart from what you are sexually attracted to. To use "fatherly instincts" to justify being attracted to flat chests is faulty.

>>13519664
I love breasts. Shouldn't it be clear that the more breast I get to love, the happier I will be?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:55:54 2015 No.13519707 >>13519690 You've clearly lost yourself in the logic of that madman from the youtube clip. A father's instinct is to protect his own children, not be sexually attracted to children. You are a blight to those who like flat chests.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:58:03 2015 No.13519722 File: 152 KB, 960x544, ogre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519246 Moero Chronicle. It's a Vita game. A little light on Monstergirls. Mostly cosplay monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:58:20 2015 No.13519724 >>13519678 Good.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:58:58 2015 No.13519728 >>13519688 >Paladin of Hathor I was thinking we just used bureaucracy and lawyer logic with a dose of mental gymnastics so we could get Order funding but this is much better.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:59:45 2015 No.13519732 >>13519722 >Games of VITA They're really trying to get me to buy it even though it's still the dangling grandpa emulator.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:00:07 2015 No.13519735 >>13519722 >I do muscle training everyday Doesn't show, sadly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:00:10 2015 No.13519737 >>13519705 >I love breasts. Shouldn't it be clear that the more breast I get to love, the happier I will be? So you consider the breasts more important than their character? That's really shallow, no true breast lover would do that. You are a farce.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:00:51 2015 No.13519740 File: 801 KB, 882x1223, 1393391821443.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Easy~

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:01:03 2015 No.13519744 File: 172 KB, 715x1000, Hathor2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519728 I shall gladly serve and smite in the name of Hathor!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:01:19 2015 No.13519747 >>13519722 >nee-san oni My heart

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:01:46 2015 No.13519752 File: 304 KB, 875x1021, 1431604231223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519735 Very sadly. When will they understand that muscle is the future?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:02:21 2015 No.13519757 >>13519744 I shall gladly tenderly bully and impregnate Hathor!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:03:14 2015 No.13519762 File: 212 KB, 1000x1000, Baby Ryu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519740 Ryu are so lovely.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:03:17 2015 No.13519763 >>13519757 >tenderly bully

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:03:50 2015 No.13519768 >>13519521 dopey cows need love too Mostly in form of headpats

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:04:29 2015 No.13519773

>>13519737
Calm down. You're putting words into my mouth, here. I never said that. We're not talking about character, we're talking about breasts. If you call yourself a breast lover, you should be able to focus on the breasts.

It it comes down to the best breasts, clearly the best breasts are on the woman you love. But wouldn't you be happier if the woman you loved had big breasts? You'll love them none the less if they didn't surely, but if you had the opportunity, clearly it is best to love large breasts.

You are indecisive. You take the cop out of "All breasts are equal" and fear to make a stand for what you believe in. You are a coward.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:05:51 2015 No.13519784 File: 1.14 MB, 1000x1166, ce8da812081d1614c96f47622cc72c8b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519752 Who knows. Until then, lets appreciate onis together.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:06:16 2015 No.13519788 >>13519740 >You will never date a ryu librarian who constantly comes home with books that she thinks you'd like. >You will never visit her in the middle of her shift and help her organize the shelves

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:08:08 2015 No.13519796 So basically flat is never for dickings and should never be while cow tits is for dickings? This is what i got from this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:09:55 2015 No.13519808 >>13519796 A flat chested woman is empty and barren in her chest, heart, and womb.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:10:37 2015 No.13519811 >>13519773 >But wouldn't you be happier if the woman you loved had big breasts? No because that's very shallow. If you truly loved her you would love her breasts as they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:10:40 2015 No.13519813 >>13519796 you can fuck flat as long as you want, but calling it fatherly instincts is creepy as hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:11:37 2015 No.13519818 File: 537 KB, 1200x1700, 1368512911046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519735 >>13519752 >>13519784 Heh, muscly Onis are great.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:11:39 2015 No.13519820 >>13519808 When you hug a flat woman you are closer to her heart.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:11:46 2015 No.13519823

>>13518754
A Kikimora will try to make you succesfull in the world and fully capable of handling anything the world tries to throw at you.

A Shirohebi wants you to stay close to her and wishes to protect you from the potential dangers of the world.

Both will spoil you with love and support. Neither will lead to a bad life, it really depends on what you want to do in life. If you are content with helping out at a temple/shrine with a loving wife and lead a simple but safe life a Shirohebi is perfect.

If you want to build up a fortune and show everyone around you what you are capable off, while retiring early so you can dick the maid all day. Then a Kikimora is best for you.

Whatever you go for, both are good choises and will result in lots of daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:12:17 2015 No.13519830 >>13519796 Dick whatever you want. You can rest assured that someone in these threads will throw a fit about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:12:49 2015 No.13519834 >>13519811 >This man has never seen mournful tits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:13:09 2015 No.13519837 >>13519823 >You will never know the comfort of either one.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:13:09 2015 No.13519838 >>13519820 >closer to her heart That's a load of bull. A flat chest woman has no heart. Ever notice how those with no chest are more angry and irritated over girls with chests?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:13:34 2015 No.13519841 >>13518754 Which one is more dominant and controlling. I want that one. Sub bitches pls go.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:13:42 2015 No.13519843

>>13519796
You don't know how to read. Dick both if you want, but don't default to flat chests because of some bullshit "fatherly instinct" fallacy. Those are just the ravings of a mad lolicon who wants to dick the daughteru.

>>13519811
>Ignoring the line directly after that
The size of her breasts has no effect on her character, anon. This is this and that is that. Remove the loved one from the equation and look only at breasts. Clearly it is better for them to be bigger. Now put them back on the loved one. Do you love her any more or less? No. But are her breasts bigger? Yes. You are narrow minded.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:13:54 2015 No.13519847 >>13519818 Why must you be so salty, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:14:09 2015 No.13519849 >>13519752 I wouldn't go that far, but come on, if they go out of their way to make a character physically strong and mention that she actively trains the least they could do is put a little muscle definition on her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:15:00 2015 No.13519854 >>13519838 That's because people won't stop making fun of them.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:15:51 2015 No.13519863

>>13519841
Shirohebi.

Kikimora will let you step on her face if it means you'll be pleased and happy as a master should.

If you get home three minutes later than you usually do the shirohebi will be waiting on the porch for you to offer an explanation and then forced dickings so that she can clean the scent of 'other bitches' from your skin.

Both are actually very loving, but kikimoras are basically cuckqueens.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:16:01 2015 No.13519864 >>13519854 We didn't start making fun of them until we learned of how much of a green monster they are on the inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:16:34 2015 No.13519868 File: 288 KB, 1367x629, Shirohebi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519841 Probably Shirohebi. But Kiki will dom you if you're a turbo NEET and intend to stay that way, but that would make her sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:16:55 2015 No.13519871 >>13519838 >>13519864 Anon now you're just being annoying. It was funny a bit earlier, now you're just being a little bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:18:53 2015 No.13519884 >>13519871 >being a little bitch So the daughter fucker is now calling people who like large chests little bitches?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:19:08 2015 No.13519887 >>13519871 Not even him but >Thinking flat is justice posting won't get a rebuttal >When the Sabbath is the most hated faction

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:19:25 2015 No.13519889

>>13519837
Perhaps in another life anon.

>>13519841
>>13519863
>>13519868
Both are controlling and dominant in their own ways. A Shirohebi is direct, and will simply coil around you and prevent you from doing whatever you had in mind. She also has her flame she could use as a last resort.

Shirohebi's also have a Yan side. So they will be strict when it comes to doing things out of their sight.

While a Kikimora is build to serve and will do whatever her Master asks, they have the agenda of wanting their Master to be succesfull. They won't directly show you, but they will push you towards succes.

You might think that you are in control. But your maid is pulling the strings in reality. Signing you up for classes, altering your agenda, encouraging in whatever way she can. She probably will even send out job applications in your name if she deems it needed.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:19:29 2015 No.13519891

>>13519843
>Remove the loved one from the equation and look only at breasts
No, the personality is the most important factor and should never be ignored.
>Clearly it is better for them to be bigger
That is a purely subjective opinion. Objevtively, size is irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:19:35 2015 No.13519892 >>13519847 I'm not salty at all. Just dicking around a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:20:35 2015 No.13519896 >>13519818 Such a shame there is so little stuff with DQ X ogres. I love their designs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:21:00 2015 No.13519900 >>13519887 >flat means loli

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:21:08 2015 No.13519903 File: 476 KB, 450x282, This_was_the_last_straw_Carlos.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519892

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:22:14 2015 No.13519912 >>13518754 I'd choose a Shirohebi. I really hope that she will still let me freely browse the internet while locked up in some room.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:22:33 2015 No.13519916

>>13519854
No one makes fun of the Sabbath and yet they're full on mind-break indoctrination crusading. I'm not about to claim that they have no heart, but I've never seen a flat chest character who isn't salty about not having breasts. I mean, look at the head Bap of the Sabbath. She has an entire cult behind her, is a mary sue and ridiculously strong and powerful. And rather than being happy, she devotes her time in forcing people into becoming pedophiles, and killing breasts and brainwashing men into loving flats.

>>13519891
>should never be ignored
Nonsense. We aren't talking about it, we're talking about breasts. you're just being irrelevant now. If you can't separate breasts from who they belong to, you're no true breast lover.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:22:56 2015 No.13519918 >>13519896 I feel the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:23:20 2015 No.13519922 >>13519887 Not them, but why does someone liking something different from you need "rebuttal?" The post didn't shit on big tits, only started that the poster loved small ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:24:03 2015 No.13519926 >>13519640 N-n-n-n-n-n-nothing...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:24:31 2015 No.13519931 >>13519916 >sabbath That's because KC is a filthy lolicon and baphomet is his waifu.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:25:01 2015 No.13519935

>>13519912
Shirohebi insists you keep your search history, otherwise she gets suspicious. She'll let you fap to porn but she wants to watch.

Kikimora will also interfere in her own way. She'll become a janitor on 4chan and will do her best to get you banned at any opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:25:05 2015 No.13519936 >>13519922 He implied loving delicious cow tits was unjust. I personally shall never stand for it. His first post started shit. Are you new?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:26:41 2015 No.13519946 Truly breasts are the most divisive of topics

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:26:54 2015 No.13519948

>>13519916
The breasts on their own are not relevant. A woman is not just a pair of breasts, the full package is obviously important part and that includes breasts, personality, looks, voice, hair, and smell. You just love the breasts, you are supposed to love the woman.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:27:57 2015 No.13519958

>>13519922
>liking something different from you
I didn't post anything but that in this entire string. Go witchhunt elsewhere.

Also this guy is right >>13519936
If you say something like "Fluffy tail is only true way" then of course the scale fags are going to argue. It's different than saying "Gee, I sure love mofu mofu." because it asserts everything else is lesser.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:28:03 2015 No.13519959 File: 311 KB, 1440x900, Druid.full.1145188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MOSS COVERED WOOD ELF PUSSY

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:29:00 2015 No.13519962 >>13519948 >The breasts on their own are not relevant. Blasphemy. We aren't talking about women, we are talking about breasts. I shan't entertain you any longer.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:30:36 2015 No.13519974 File: 151 KB, 1233x841, yanelf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13519959 >wood elves Nah, not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:31:04 2015 No.13519977 >>13519958 It was a general 'you,' not you personally,.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:31:24 2015 No.13519980 >>13519962 The breasts are not the be all end all, they are a part of the complete package that is the woman. If you look at them separately then you are not properly considering the woman in her entirety.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:32:55 2015 No.13519982 >>13519936 More like you made a flimsy a conjecture. Not surprising, the posters in these threads seem to be out jump on any chance to start shit. There was nothing stopping you from glorifying your choice of mammies without shitting on others.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:34:40 2015 No.13519990 >>13519959 >MOSS COVERED When was that thing last used? I bet there are spider webs inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:36:32 2015 No.13519995 >>13519990 Tiny fairy arachnes

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:36:36 2015 No.13519996

>>13519980
>If you look at them separately then you are not properly considering the woman in her entirety.
I lied, I'll still entertain you No, we are not properly considering the woman in her entirety. Because we are looking at breasts and only breasts right now. If you invite the woman into the discussion, it is no longer about breasts. In which case you must take the all-mighty ass into consideration. It may even be argued that ass is the only path, though I shall never let go of my love for breasts. We all agree, however, that a flat ass isn't an ass, and Ass in and of itself is a unified pursuit. But then there's the third party, who is never wrong.

Proportions. So long as it is proportionally delicious, it is okay. But now we have stopped talking about breasts. Because you wanted to talk about women.

>>13519982
"Reminder that flat is justice" is quite clearly starting shit, moron. The obvious implication is that anything other than flat is not justice. Which is not only inflammatory, but bullshit too. Hardly "flimsy conjecture" but say what you will.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:36:37 2015 No.13519997 >>13519980 Of course. That's what he has been saying, Anon. The conversation isn't about women, it's about breasts.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:36:48 2015 No.13519998
File: 425 KB, 1920x1080, Nightmare Daughteru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Uh-oh!

It looks like your Nightmare / Unicorn / Centaur daughteru has gotten a cold!

How do you treat her?

I wonder if rebellious Unicorn daughters could gain the power of a Nightmare or if even a regular Centau could do it...

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:37:02 2015 No.13520000

>>13519977
The proper way to imply a general question would have been to phrase it as.

>why does someone liking something different need "rebuttal?"

Or to use "someone else" in place of you. Or a previous we or our or other plural or group would have to be mentioned first. It's like using the word 'it'. There has to be something for it to latch onto.

The way you wrote it means replying to one person specifically.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:37:40 2015 No.13520002 >>13519863 >kikimoras are basically cuckqueens No they aren't.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:37:42 2015 No.13520003 >>13517047 >>13517077 >>13519889 >>13519863 >>13519868 Lovingly controlling and dominant girls are the best! I want to be dommed and kept locked up in a house of the girl that loves me the most and would do anything to keep me!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:38:13 2015 No.13520004 >>13520000 Not him, but I also have a bad habit of 'general you'.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:38:20 2015 No.13520005 >>13520003 Oomukade is good for this too. If you don't mind a little love biting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:38:49 2015 No.13520007 >>13519998 >wonder if rebellious Unicorn daughters could gain the power of a Nightmare I'm not following your train of thought.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:39:55 2015 No.13520009 >>13520004 I got that beaten out of me in a public speaking class when we were doing debates.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:40:33 2015 No.13520010 >>13519998 Give her cream of carrot soup.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:41:10 2015 No.13520012 >>13520005 Don't they just spill spaghetti and smell awkward? They're flat and look wimpy, how could they dom?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:41:16 2015 No.13520013 >>13520009 >I got that beaten out of me in a public speaking class when we were doing debates. Brutal.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:42:17 2015 No.13520017

>>13520012
>The upper body has the form of an alluring beauty that gives off a dark impression. Just as it appears, they have a melancholy, depressive disposition. However, they also have a ferocious nature at the same time, and when they spot a human man, they aggressively assault and attempt rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:42:17 2015 No.13520018 >>13519998 Give her the cream of my carrot.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:42:26 2015 No.13520020
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>>13520007
You know how rebellious youth can be?

Like a Kikimora teenager who doesn't want to clean, an Amazon who wants to be a Tailor, a Lilim who wants to help the Order... you know stuff like that.

I mean they wouldn't really be losing their virginity or getting real semen and would retain their Unicorn purity.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:42:50 2015 No.13520021

>>13519998
In the stories I write, Nightmare is like the centaur version of a witch. It's a job/level of magical ability instead of a species. I know, headcanon bullshit, but it's just a thought. Just mentioning it as it's kind of the logical extension of what you're wondering.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:43:20 2015 No.13520024 File: 309 KB, 1370x629, Oomukade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13520012 They can be unassuming, but don't underestimate their true nature and their bust.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:43:41 2015 No.13520026 File: 574 KB, 665x887, 3563733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13520003 Possessive girls are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:44:42 2015 No.13520029 >>13520012 >Don't they just spill spaghetti and smell awkward? If you go by threadcanon, yes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:45:31 2015 No.13520035 >>13520021 But that's wrong. That's like saying that a helhound is just a "job/level of magical ability" for werewolves.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:45:51 2015 No.13520036 >>13519996 You were the one who brought up the woman in this post>>13519773 and implied that a woman with larger breasts is better. You outright stated it here>>13519705 You are right about ass though, an ass plump enough to hold is always required.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:46:16 2015 No.13520038 >>13520029 God, threadcanon sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:46:19 2015 No.13520039 >>13520004 We have a word for that in the South. Y'all is short for 'you all'.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:47:39 2015 No.13520048 >>13520029 Was there ever a piece of threadcanon worth going with?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:47:44 2015 No.13520049 >>13520017 >oomukade spilling spaghetti and stuttering while trying to undress her crush so that she can rape him. I'm imagining that saber comic with the "J-J-Jam it in!" line

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:48:57 2015 No.13520053 >>13520048 No. It either makes them into generic moe at best or makes them way worse than the profile actually states.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:50:29 2015 No.13520060 >>13520053 Threadcanon turned beelzebubs from a NEETs greatest dream to a /d/ tier oviposition fetish, although MGQ is partly to blame for that one

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:51:05 2015 No.13520061 So how would an Oomukade played straight be

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:51:49 2015 No.13520066

>>13520035
The difference isn't as great as you think, like the difference between a lesser succubus and a full blown succubus, or a succubus and a lilim, or an imp and an arch imp.

And what part of headcanon bullshit was unclear? It's not MGE in the slightest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:52:01 2015 No.13520067 >>13520060 Threadcanon also turned Wurms into complete retards and Gazers into gaming nerds. One guy also turned Wyverns into crybabies.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:52:23 2015 No.13520069 >>13520061 >oomukade likes man >oomukade goes up to man >will you marry me? >FUCK NO >bites him >he said yes!

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:52:33 2015 No.13520070

>>13520048
>Anubis only like it in the butt and love Legos
>Werewolves are dogs
>Wurms are retards
>Oomukades are cyclops tier
>Succubi are NTR sluts
>Amazonesses beat their husbands
>Lizard girls are SWJ whiteknights
>Ushis break bones

No, they're all shit.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:53:21 2015 No.13520074

>>13520061
Not too different from how she's normally portrayed. She gets off easy with threadcanon actually. It's just that she'd be more passionate, and manic even to be with her beloved. So basically unfortunate and ostracized yandere but with a backbone.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:53:40 2015 No.13520075 >>13520067 At least gazer and wyvern have good threadcanon. I want to bully a wyvern

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:53:52 2015 No.13520076 A monster girl approaches you at the street and says right at your face that rap is shit. How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:54:38 2015 No.13520079 >>13519996 Yepp. You're only looking for something to sperg about.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:54:47 2015 No.13520080 >>13520070 You forgot cheshires, manticores and matangoes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:54:58 2015 No.13520081 >>13520076 Agree and ask what her favourite jazz album is her

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:55:13 2015 No.13520082 >>13520067 I know Buggy's Wurm story was specifically because he was tired of the retard wurm thing and wanted one played straight. Anymore cases of writefags doing this?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:55:22 2015 No.13520083 >>13520075 >good threadcanon Wyvern was mainly bullied by that one writefag since like October until one other guy showed up. It's hardly threadcanon to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:55:48 2015 No.13520084 >>13520076 Wholeheartedly agree.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:56:27 2015 No.13520086

>>13520036
You brought up women with the whole "the best breasts are the breasts of the woman you love" picture, not me. I've been trying to remove the subjectivity of woman from the equation this whole time. The implication wasn't that "a woman with larger breasts is better" the implication was that "larger breasts are better" If I didn't get that across well enough, my bad.
>You outright stated it here
All I stated was "Shouldn't it be clear that the more breast I get to love, the happier I will be?"

>>13520039
Except I've heard y'all used singularly in place of you.

>>13520066
But it's less 'headcanon' and just making things up. Though I agree with the succubi rank ups because they're all the same species. I guess more than calling your headcanon wrong, I'm calling it dumb. I mean, feel free to have it, its an interesting interperetation, but it works on the idea of all horse-women being the same species, when it's generally accepted that centuar, unicorns and nightmares are different species. I mean, two are straight up just magical.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:56:41 2015 No.13520087 >>13520061 >Oomukade proposes to a man >If he says yes, he gets a deredere waifu >If he says no, she will probably sneak in his room at night, bite him to drug him and fuck him until he says yes

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:57:43 2015 No.13520089

>>13520021
Would a Unicorn be a priest/cleric equivalent then?

I want to be a rogue/caster hybrid in a party with a Unicorn Paladin and bully her by flirting with her but never seriously, and saying stuff like she's a good friend, or she's not my type, or it wouldn't work out, I need my freedom, or 'eww, horsepussy'.

As we grow closer she comes to realize my true feelings and becomes frustrate that I always distance myself from her and avoid romance despite being in love with her.

Eventually she uses drastic measures to confront me about it and force a straight answer out of me. I grudgingly explain that before I manned up and became an adventurer I was a young slave at a whorehouse in my hometown. My mana is hopelessly tainted. I've been using magic to mask it. I never allowed anything to grow between us because I didn't want my dirty past to harm her.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:58:01 2015 No.13520091

>>13520080
Matangos are terrible though.

>Nothing but fungus that ate a woman's brain
>Eats your brain too, but now due to patented Mamano Mana, you don't become a complete vegetable and get a neat mushroom hat
>Doesn't have children, breeds through spores that eat other woman's brains to make new matangos

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:58:08 2015 No.13520092 >>13520087 >If he says no, she will probably sneak in his room at night, bite him to drug him and fuck him until he says yes Naw, if you play an oomukade straight, her response here would be "That's the spirit" followed by immediate rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:58:26 2015 No.13520093 >>13520086 If you want the woman you love to increase her bust size to please you then you don't really love her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:59:17 2015 No.13520096 >>13520012 >spill spaghetti and smell awkward That's the just the one from Night Terrors. Real Oomukade frighten Dragons.

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:59:45 2015 No.13520102

>>13520061
>oomukade finds a man she likes
>approaches him under the cover of the moon to hide her monstruous features
>Flirts for a bit while trying her best to tempt him off into the night
>If that fails she'll reveal herself and ask what he thinks
>At the sight of his fear she'd become incredibly depressed and would run away into the underbrush
>A while later her depression would become lust and spite, eventually leading her to return the next night
>This time she barges in and forces herself on him, reminding him of all the kind things he said before knowing what she was
>Injects her venom and rapes him then and there
>Keeps him tied or otherwise locked up until he promises to give the relationship a chance

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:59:55 2015 No.13520103 >>13520093 >Still having trouble removing women from the equation and still failing to look at breasts and only breasts You're not a very good 'outside the box' thinker, are you? Or I guess it would be 'inside the boob'

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:00:46 2015 No.13520107 >>13520070 >tfw you're responsible for at least two of those stereotypes. Damn those were fun days.

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:00:49 2015 No.13520108

>>13520086
>centuar, unicorns and nightmares are different species

Unicorns aren't included in there though.

>Centaurs
>Unicorns
Separate species

Powerful centaur mage >> Nightmare

Nightmares basically just have classic succubus powers anyway so it makes sense to me. You pour in more demon magic, you get something closer to a succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:01:53 2015 No.13520115 >>13520076 Shake her hand. Maybe ask her if she's single and if she wants to hang out some time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:02:50 2015 No.13520119 >>13520102 What happens if he likes her after the reveal? Still injects him with venom and they have wild centipede sex on the spot?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:02:51 2015 No.13520121 >>13520108 >Powerful centaur mage >> Nightmare Ehhh. I guess its making more sense the more you explain it. But there'd have to be a transition into its own species, similar to how a witch isn't strictly a human girl anymore, I assume.

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:02:53 2015 No.13520124

>>13520092
I don't know. Despite the immediate rape I think she'd prefer a "yes" and much sooner rather than later. It's just that the man's response is like a flavor of icecream. She'd prefer one flavor over the other but she's getting her icecream either way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:03:27 2015 No.13520127 >>13520086 Is a wizard a different species from a human just because he's magical? I think it could go either way, it depends on the setting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:05:18 2015 No.13520136 File: 207 KB, 600x300, frank.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "You see, Anons. if you want to attract a monstergirl, what you need to do is "accidentally" drop a "Monster" condom so they know you have a "Magnum" dong."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:05:42 2015 No.13520137 >>13520127 A Wizard is never late. Humans can be tardy, though. Wurms are tards. A Wizard is a virgin. Therefore Wurms are born without a hymen.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:05:48 2015 No.13520138 >>13520093 He never stated or implied that, anon

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:06:27 2015 No.13520139

>>13520124
She's a ferocious creepy crawly tho. She's not going to wait for the shop to stock her favorite flavor. If it's not there when she wants it, she'll take the other. I dunno depends on how patient they can be I suppose.

>>13520127
It depends on how he got magic. elementalists aren't human, no. Their pacts turn them into incubi. but I guess the others are. But by the same merit,

>A type of monster possessing a lot of magic power and the ability to cast a variety of spells. Originally they were human women but they sought “eternal youth” and “extreme power.” Receiving the power of baphomet, they’ve become monsters.

If he struck a deal for his power he'd be no longer human depenging on MGe settings.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:06:48 2015 No.13520141 >>13520103 >caring more about breast size than the woman they are attached to Breasts on their own are completely irrelevant to anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:07:55 2015 No.13520146 >>13520141 Excluding the thing he was talking about the entire time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:08:21 2015 No.13520147 >>13520138 >>13519773 >But wouldn't you be happier if the woman you loved had big breasts? >but if you had the opportunity, clearly it is best to love large breasts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:08:30 2015 No.13520148 >>13520141 And we've done nothing but make a full circle, in which, I'll just repost my post. >>13519962

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:08:40 2015 No.13520151 >>13520137 I...you... Wh- that Y-you too

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:08:58 2015 No.13520154

>>13520121
That depends entirely if magic is passed down to children in a setting. Even then, calling a powerful magical family a whole separate species depends on setting. KC tends to break them out that way though, like he did with the succubi. Whereas I'd use something like Arch as a title instead of a separate species designation.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:09:54 2015 No.13520156 >>13520136 >Put tiny condoms in a friend's wallet >He drops it >His Monster Date sees the condoms >So much shame he Alps

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:11:14 2015 No.13520158

>>13520147
>Taking it out of context
And no where do I say that you should love a woman any less for not having big breasts.
" If you call yourself a breast lover, you should be able to focus on the breasts."
"Remove the loved one from the equation and look only at breasts. Clearly it is better for them to be bigger. Now put them back on the loved one. Do you love her any more or less? No. But are her breasts bigger? Yes. "

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:11:49 2015 No.13520159 >>13520151 C = Cookie. Cookies have chocolate in them sometimes, but not always. Therefore chocolate is rarer than cookies. Therefore chocolate is more valuable than cookies. Therefore brown is better and more delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:11:56 2015 No.13520160 I wonder if my genderbending fetish will me an alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:12:55 2015 No.13520161 >>13520160 Do you want to be a girl, or do you want to have sex with guys? If the answer to either is yes, then you will Alp. It's not so bad, really.

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:13:24 2015 No.13520163

>>13520139
Like I said, it depends on the setting. Anon already said he was talking about his headcanon, so the various aspects of MGE setting may or may not apply.
Inside of MGE it might be a silly idea, but outside of it I don't see anything wrong with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:13:28 2015 No.13520164 >>13520159 >C = Cookie >Wurms with scientific degrees

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:15:00 2015 No.13520172

>>13520159
Vanilla extract is even rarer in cookies than chocolate, and is used even less. therefor Vanilla is more valuable then chocolate. There for pale vanilla is better and more delicious.

>>13520163
I guess relegating nightmare to a simple horse with dream powers seems a little lackluster. I suppose I agree that it's perfectly fine when you take MGE out of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:15:20 2015 No.13520173 >>13520161 Not him, but I have a Genderbending fetish and I don't know if I want to be the girl, or fuck a guy who's exploring his new girl body and unused to it >TFW not gay but would still probably Alp because of fetishes Thanks /d/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:16:07 2015 No.13520177 >>13520173 Become a wizard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:16:18 2015 No.13520179 >>13520172 Vanilla is white, and white on paper is nothing, therefore vanilla is nothing. >>13520173 You'd be better off helping a Phase 2 Alp explore their new body.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:16:59 2015 No.13520181 >>13520173 Loki had the same feeling.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:17:21 2015 No.13520182 >>13520164 Is there a problem?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:17:56 2015 No.13520183 >>13520179 Chocolate is brown, and brown on brown paper is nothing. Therefor brown is nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:18:28 2015 No.13520188 >>13520182 Last Wurm in a science lab made mustard gas while attempting to make mustard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:19:50 2015 No.13520192 >>13520188 She still spread it on her sandwich though

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:20:06 2015 No.13520193 >>13520183 But brown on paper is a lot of stuff, like coffee stains. Therefore chocolate makes you more energetic. >>13520188 And all it did was open up her stuffy nose.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:20:07 2015 No.13520194 >>13520181 At least anon isn't at the Mr Hands stage, unlike Loki.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:21:55 2015 No.13520201 >>13520188 >Mixes chlorox and bleach to make a condiment Why am I suddenly reminded of the bleach conversation in Metalocalypse?

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:23:16 2015 No.13520205

>>13520193
But vanilla is white, and on black paper it stands out more than anything else. There for Vanilla is as radiant and crucial for healthy people as the sun.

>>13520201
>Bleach is mostly water
>And we're mostly water
>Therefor we are bleach
>Drink the bleach.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:25:23 2015 No.13520209 >>13520205 But the Sun is warm and yellow, like pee, while white is just cold like snow and fridges, and warm feels better than cold, unless you're into ICE PUSSY, and if you are, you should live in an igloo.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:26:42 2015 No.13520213 File: 471 KB, 940x628, Gfc8PC8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The EMG Trailer is back. Oh well. I guess all my meddling and playing with screen recorders and video editors was for nothing. http://monmusu.tv/

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:27:57 2015 No.13520216

>>13520148
>>13519962
>We aren't talking about women
What does this picture say? What does it fucking say?>>13519664
>>13520158
>And no where do I say that you should love a woman any less for not having big breasts.
>>13519773
>But wouldn't you be happier if the woman you loved had big breasts?
Saying you would be happier if she had larger breasts means you are dissatisfied with her small breasts and wish for her to enhance their size. If you are not happy with her small breasts then you do not truly love her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:28:14 2015 No.13520217 >>13520213 Mero should be the guinea pig for all of Miia's cooking.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:29:27 2015 No.13520221 >>13520217 She's already a willing test subject for Rachne's bondage.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:29:32 2015 No.13520223 >>13520213 You could have literally just gotten a youtube download add-on for your browser and gotten it in two minutes flat yesterday. Or use a generic flash one to get it from the home site right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:31:10 2015 No.13520231 >>13520223 Except I couldn't have used it since if I reloaded the page to be able to use the add-on I would have lost the video.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:32:37 2015 No.13520237 >>13520217 Mero should be an ingredient for Miia's cooking. Just kidding, I love me some tragedy fish.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:34:51 2015 No.13520246 >>13520231 You could have still pulled it directly from your cache.

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:35:46 2015 No.13520249

>>13520216
That picture butted into a conversation originally about breasts. We weren't and still aren't taking about women, but breasts.
>Still taking things out of context
I simply said that you would be happier if she had bigger breasts. That doesn't mean that I'm dissatisfied with smaller breasts, not does it mean that I want HER to enhance her size.
and you are still, miraculously, dumbfoundingly incapable of removing the women from the equation that is only about breasts.
Again, "Remove the loved one from the equation and look only at breasts. Clearly it is better for them to be bigger. Now put them back on the loved one. Do you love her any more or less? No. But are her breasts bigger? Yes."

You are the only one so eager to involve the woman in this conversation. I've been talking about nothing but breasts, we're arguing two completely different things. This is something I've said so many times, how do you still not get it? Taking the love of the woman out of it, looking at nothing but breasts, clearly it is better for them to be bigger. whether or not you actively wish for the woman you love to have bigger breasts is irrelevant. You take the breasts away from her, and look at them by themselves, as breasts, and appreciate that they would be better bigger. Once you attach to them the value of "hers" then, it becomes a null point. You love them because they are hers. But when you remove that value from them, and look at them objectively as "not hers" but "just a pair of breasts" it is clearly better for them to be bigger.

Well, not that this will make you understand, so feel free to continue talking about the woman they belong to.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:38:50 2015 No.13520257 >>13520082 I'm thinking of writing a proper werewolf story because the whole "they're just dogs" thing annoys me slightly.

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:39:02 2015 No.13520260

>>13520249
>not does it mean that I want HER to enhance her size.
>you would be happier if she had bigger breasts.
These statements contradict each other
>Taking the love of the woman out of it, looking at nothing but breasts, clearly it is better for them to be bigger
I've already told you that is a purely subjective and irrelevant opinion.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:39:26 2015 No.13520262 >>13520076 Tell her to fuck off and start blasting NWA.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:42:25 2015 No.13520273 >>13520076 Agree. It truly is shit alongside dubstep, only rap does appear to take some skill while dubstep is just throwing together a load of random noise and calling it 'music'.

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:42:52 2015 No.13520275

>>13520257
I thinking of writing a werewolf story in which everyone acts as if the werewolf was literally a dog. The werewolf herself is completely normal and acts human, but everyone around her sees her as a dog and hears her speech as growls and barks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:42:57 2015 No.13520277 >>13520273 Y-you just don't get it because you're old!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:43:50 2015 No.13520278 >>13520257 If you're a fan of them MGU had a couple of good werewolf stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:43:57 2015 No.13520279 >>13520275 Like how in Calvin & Hobbes everyone sees Hobbes as a toy?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:44:27 2015 No.13520282 >>13520262 Dunmer, please leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:45:15 2015 No.13520285 >>13520279 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:45:53 2015 No.13520287 >>13520076 Ask her if she wants to go to the symphony with me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:45:55 2015 No.13520288 >>13520285 Does she pounce the MC every time he comes home?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:45:55 2015 No.13520289 >>13520205 >But vanilla is white .... this bothers me more than the rest of this stupid argument.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:46:31 2015 No.13520290 >>13520076 90's rap had meaningful messages in them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:47:46 2015 No.13520295 >>13520290 10% of the time

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:47:58 2015 No.13520296

>>13520260
Let me put it this way. The woman you love is now duplicated. They are exactly the same in every single way except for her breasts.
The one on the left has smaller breasts.
The one on the right has larger breasts.
Once you make your choice, the other vanishes as though she had never been there, you cannot chose both, and there are no lasting consequences to choosing one over the other.

I've been arguing under the assumption that you are a breast lover and not a flat chest lover. But regardless of your position, the scenario hasn't changed, there is one closer to the preference, and one further from it.

Now, clearly, you chose the one you prefer, yes? For me, it is the one on the right. Now you didn't WANT her to enhance her size. But her size is enhanced none the less. You love her no more or no less, but you are happier, yes? Now your love doesn't change, but you chose the one you prefer over the other, yes? This doesn't make you shallow, because both breasts belong to the woman you love. Here is a scenario in which the value of "hers" means nothing, because they are both hers, and when it comes to making a decision, they cancel each-other out. You can only do what I've been asking you to do this entire time. Look at them objectively as breasts and not subjectively as hers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:48:12 2015 No.13520298 >>13520289 Have you ever had vanilla ice cream? It's white. White as a rapping Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:48:58 2015 No.13520301 >>13520282 No, I have a right to be here too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:48:58 2015 No.13520302 >>13520076 >"You got some good taste. Have a good day."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:49:09 2015 No.13520304 >>13520289 Vanilla plant flowers are white. Otherwise I have no idea what you're getting at.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:49:15 2015 No.13520307 >>13520288 Of course. And since she's a dog she's always licking his face too. She's not really licking his face, that's just what others see

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:49:27 2015 No.13520308

>>13520257
I hate to say it, but the first half of Big Bad Wolf was pretty good for this. The werewolf was a big aggressive predator who teased and taunted the MC as he tried to run from her

Too bad it went to shit with the silly mass femdom show and the second part.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:49:34 2015 No.13520310 >>13520295 That would be in accord with Sturgeon's law, so you're probably right.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:49:44 2015 No.13520311 File: 362 KB, 750x992, 0decf21aaf87a4376eeef5ddabe4c0cedcb6505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13518971 Absolutely

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:50:22 2015 No.13520313 >>13520296 If you truly didn't care if she had larger breasts you would leave the decision to chance. If every other feature is exactly the same, what difference do some lumps of fat make?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:50:41 2015 No.13520316 >>13520301 >Dunmers >rights Ahahaha.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:51:07 2015 No.13520318 >>13520296 What an overly complicated scenario. Couldn't you just have said that a wizard is gonna change the bust size of your waifu whether you like it or not, but he's giving you the option between making them big or small?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:51:07 2015 No.13520319 >>13520301 Skyrim is for the Nords! Go back to Morrowind!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:51:10 2015 No.13520321 >>13520307 Oh? Then what is she licking? Do tell. Omit no details.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:51:55 2015 No.13520324 >>13518971 It's a Kid now, you wouldn't fuck a kid would you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:52:11 2015 No.13520325 >>13520319 Skyrim is a part of the Empire, Morrowind is a part of the Empire. No arguing, citizens.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:52:14 2015 No.13520326 >>13520304 Not him but actual vanilla extract, the stuff used in cooking, is dark brown/black.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:52:57 2015 No.13520328 >>13520311 I want to scare a squid girl so hard she inks herself.

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:53:29 2015 No.13520331

>>13520313
Because once I take out the fact that they are "her" breasts, I am a man who can actually make a decision and realize that I prefer larger breasts as a secondary trait to the primary trait of the breasts of my loved one. I should have added the caveat that you must make a conscious decision, ya little weasel.

>Lumps of fat
Lumps of dreams and wonder, you filthy plebeian.

>>13520318
I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:54:23 2015 No.13520333 >>13520326 Vanilla flowers are a milky yellow

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:55:14 2015 No.13520341

>>13520298
Have you ever seen the vanilla in ice cream? That's what the little black specks are... At least in good ice cream most cheap stuff just uses artificial flavouring. Still the white comes from the milk the vanilla bean is black.

I got ice cream Captcha how appropriate.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:55:31 2015 No.13520343 >>13520325 Imperial scum...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:55:52 2015 No.13520344 >>13520331 That's a subjective opinion though, and I have said this repeatedly. Objectively, breast size is irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:56:31 2015 No.13520351 >>13520316 We've been around thousands of years longer than you milk drinkers. >>13520319 It fuckin sucks there dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:56:45 2015 No.13520352 >>13519261 Can anyone link me the uncensored version of this image?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:57:30 2015 No.13520355 >>13520321 She's kissing him deeply, violating his mouth with her tongue.

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:57:41 2015 No.13520356

>>13520308
Hey, the femdom show thing was pretty good. I felt it was an interesting sort of stand in for a wolf pack. Although I just wish it were it's own thing or in a different story because I would have preferred an actual wolf pack in this instance.

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:58:31 2015 No.13520358

>>13520343
The Empire built the walls that protect you from giants and dragons. The Empire built the roads your traders use. What do the Stormcloaks offer you?
>>13520355
Do the others keep wondering why he always gets such a pained, pleading expression when the dog is licking him?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:59:20 2015 No.13520363 >>13520352 http://exhentai.org/s/3b6a7d8c01/769580-24

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:00:33 2015 No.13520372
File: 400 KB, 1057x2174, Vanilla_6beans.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13520333
Just for reference, this is what people are usually talking about when they say vanilla, whether they know it or not. Either this or the flavor derived from it. It's definitely not white.

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:01:50 2015 No.13520377

>>13520344
>Objectively, breast size is irrelevant.
You are wrong though. Objectively speaking, the one which caters to your subjective preference makes you objectively happier.

Take the wizard example from >>13520318 because its superior to mine. You can't say breast size is irrelevant because you'll chose the one you want more. And you don't get the passive choice of not choosing either. Make a stand for what you like if you're a man.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:02:10 2015 No.13520379 File: 52 KB, 728x728, vanilla flower.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13520372 The flowers are mostly white though

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:02:32 2015 No.13520381 >>13520363 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:02:38 2015 No.13520382 >>13520372 When people say it, they mean the plant, which is a white and yellow orchid. Just like rose oil is yellow, but nobody says 'yellow as a rose'.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:05:51 2015 No.13520392 File: 182 KB, 800x678, 1400576099434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone, please stop arguing over what color stuff is and enjoy the Spideryeti!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:08:23 2015 No.13520398 >>13520377 > And you don't get the passive choice of not choosing either. Why? Because that doesn't fit into your rhetoric?

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:08:26 2015 No.13520400

>>13520382
>When people say it, they mean the plant
When I say it I mean the flavor or the flavoring agent. The flower isn't really relevant, the flavor doesn't come from it. It's just a decoration.
Tomato flowers are yellow but you don't say yellow as a tomato.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:08:35 2015 No.13520401 >>13520392 >she ties you up so you can't escape her 8-legged cuddle

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:09:42 2015 No.13520403 >>13519722 You have it or just posted screenshot?

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:09:56 2015 No.13520405

>>13520377
You do make a good point, I am just having trouble envisioning it due to having no strong preferences either way and would have to leave it to chance. I do find naizuri better than paizuri though. Asses are a different story though, to me the only thing more important than a nice ass is a cute face. Let us now discuss why buttocks truly are justice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:11:48 2015 No.13520410 >>13520392 That's just a tarantula!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:13:06 2015 No.13520417 >>13520400 Most vanilla extract bottles will have the flower on them. Tomato sauce bottles always have the fruit on them. Also, have you never seen a yellow tomato?

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:13:47 2015 No.13520421

>>13520398
Exactly, because it betrays the scenario which forces you to look beyond the fact that they are her breasts and chose based on your preference. You just don't want to admit you're wrong now, that despite being hers you still have a preference and if "hers" were to your preference, you'd be happier with it, despite not necessarily being unhappy otherwise.

>>13520405
>Let us now discuss why buttocks truly are justice.
It's a boring discussion tho. Asses are great and there's very little retort to that.
>I find naizuri better
Why? That's like liking a butt-job from a flat and bony ass. I mean if that's what you like, sure I just don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:16:15 2015 No.13520431 File: 43 KB, 500x538, rtvcytreyx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13520392 I prefer fluffy lamias.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:16:17 2015 No.13520432 >>13520421 I just think naizuri is cute. Blame Mafuyu.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:18:15 2015 No.13520438 File: 2.19 MB, 1718x2459, 1mixc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13520405 I wish we had more stories centered around the existing fat-bottomed girls like the Wight, Troll, Kakuen, and Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:18:59 2015 No.13520439 >>13520417 If I give you a bag of roasted coffee beans with a picture of green coffee beans growing on a coffee plant on the front of it then ask you what color coffee is, what are you going to say?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:20:32 2015 No.13520442 File: 1.53 MB, 1402x946, Scylla.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13520438 You missed an important one.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:20:51 2015 No.13520443 >>13520439 The colour shown on the tin??

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:21:54 2015 No.13520447 >>13520442 Kraken and Scylla have such excellent rears. Cephalopods are olev cuttlefish and nautilus when?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:22:17 2015 No.13520448 >>13520442 Kitsoviet actually wrote something about her, but I believe it didn't mention her ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:23:50 2015 No.13520452 >>13520443 I don't point to the bag or indicate it in any way, I just ask a general question. "What color is coffee?" Exactly how do you answer?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:26:36 2015 No.13520459 >>13520439 Coffee cherries are red though, and delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:27:03 2015 No.13520461 >>13520421 >you just don't want to admit you're wrong now Stop with the assumptions right there, I'm not the guy you've been arguing with. I'm with the other guy on the opinion that tits are a nonfactor for me as opposed to asses though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:27:41 2015 No.13520464 File: 239 KB, 707x1000, 1387344785929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If bigamy was the common thing, what two monstergirls would you go for? They both can be from the same species if you want

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:28:56 2015 No.13520467 >>13520464 I'd probably marry sisters that already got along pretty well. That's the recipe for the least amount of headaches.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:29:55 2015 No.13520473 >>13520439 Almost every plant is green at some stage you dipshit, what colour is wheat? Apples come in different colours. What colour are apples?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:31:19 2015 No.13520476 >>13520464 A Mantis and a Dragon, just for being my top 2. No idea how they'd get along though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:32:41 2015 No.13520482 File: 273 KB, 800x800, MatangoAnatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13520438 >>13520442 And for one girl it's her single redeeming feature

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:32:45 2015 No.13520485

>>13520461
Except you had nothing by way of response.
>Tits are a nonfactor
Nonsense. Even if ass comes before tits, tits would still be a tertiary factor. The fact of the matter is, you still have a preference, and regardless of the one you love, it's still better to have them closer aligned to your own preference. IT would happen without a wizard any way, if you take MGE into account, as Mamono mana changed the waifu to suit your subconscious preferences over time

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:33:03 2015 No.13520486 >>13520464 [x] harem

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:33:48 2015 No.13520490 >>13520438 Speaking of Trolls, Did anyone besides Bollocks ever write a story with them?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:34:32 2015 No.13520493 >>13520464 Alp and Gazer

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:35:10 2015 No.13520494 >>13520482 Reminder getting waifu'd by a matango just means you head to wonderland and change her to mad hatter, who is better in every way including the ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:35:26 2015 No.13520495 >>13520490 Nope, I believe not.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:37:59 2015 No.13520503 >>13520464 http://i.imgur.com/i0s0JqK.png Two Shirohebis

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:38:38 2015 No.13520505 File: 255 KB, 750x750, c0101542b4c5038b15ce2fad1c105795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13520464 Ghoul + holst. I wanna suckle while being suckled

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:39:00 2015 No.13520506 >>13520494 They're parasites anon. The profile pictures are just examples of different hosts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:39:33 2015 No.13520509 File: 570 KB, 1033x1462, 1396376247127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2 tits Good! >Therefore logic dictates. >4 tits Better!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:41:08 2015 No.13520511 >>13520485 The tertiary factor would be the hips and things, actually. And how the hell does this whole thing relate to the start of this whole thing? How many tangents did you guys go off on?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:42:00 2015 No.13520512 >>13520511 >How many tangents did you guys go off on? I don't even know anymore. And fine! Tits is the fourth factor! >inb4 it's not

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:42:31 2015 No.13520514 >>13520509 At least post 4 tits that are nice looking. I don't know why you keep posting this and the elephant one.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:43:25 2015 No.13520517 >>13520509 That looks awful.

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:43:48 2015 No.13520518

>>13520494
>who is better in every way including the ass
A waifu who dresses like a walking poker tournament and jabbers on and on with literally nonsense gibberish is better than a docile, perma-naked one?
You're a man who's entitled to his opinion, which I respectfully disagree with, friend

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:43:49 2015 No.13520519 >>13520473 You are incredibly stupid, Anon. I can't believe I wasted so many replies trying to explain this.

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:44:10 2015 No.13520521

>>13520506
If you turn her into a mad hatter she is both sapient and can make you nice soothing tea
>>13520485
In order of importance:
face > ass/hips > legs > midriff > breasts > shoulders/upper back/upper arms > feet
>>13520509
>not liking monotits
Did you even watch Kung Pow?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:46:18 2015 No.13520528 >>13520518 >liking matango more than the one that isn't brain dead Stuff her mouth with biscuits or dick and she won't keep crapping on

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:47:03 2015 No.13520532 >>13520521 It kinda baffles me how some dudes regard tits so lowly. For me it's more Face>Ass=tits>Legs>hips>Belly >Back>feet

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:48:20 2015 No.13520536 >>13520514 Am I the only Anon who posts those two pics? And you connected them to me somehow? I feel like you understand me on a different level, Anon, can we be friends?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:50:10 2015 No.13520542 >>13520536 You have been posting them one after the other for several threads now. It's not that hard to notice its just you posting them.

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:50:12 2015 No.13520543

Looks like you've finally found a portal to MGE World! Even without that asshole fuck Robot Devil's help!

Unfortunately for you, this portal could go anywhere because Wurmholes are unstable!

First use 1-10 on https://www.random.org/ ! Congratulations at accomplishing step 1 idiot!

1-2 Leads you to the Demon Realm where you'll be captured by one of it's denizens!

3-4 Leads you to DA SEA where you are captured by one of it's denizens!

5-6 Leads to Zippangu where you can be proactively dated in the woods or flee like a bitch to the human towns and do whatever! Splendid!

7-8 Leads to Wonderland where there is no escape and you can be proactively dated or eat some weird looking fruit and turn into a Monster Girl (100% true)

9 Leaves you smack dab in the middle of the Sabath's Equivalent to Rome! Amazed at your "magic" you can pick any loli to be proactively dated by!

10 Leads you to Lescatie, where you can do anything! Except Monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:50:23 2015 No.13520544 >>13520464 Two Cheshires

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:51:13 2015 No.13520549 >>13520532 Great tits are rare and naturally almost always come with a world class ass. Face>tits, and the rest sort of falls into place if you have those two locked down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:51:34 2015 No.13520551 >>13520532 I don't regard tits lowly, I just regard legs higher. Never cared for feet

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:52:16 2015 No.13520554 >>13520543 >Da sea Oh boy! Time for OLD ONE >>13520549 >>13520551 I 'spose

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:52:24 2015 No.13520555 >>13520532 Face>Hair>Tits>Everything else

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:53:16 2015 No.13520558 >>13520543 man I hate da sea it's cold and wet and salty, I bet they don't even have computers

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:53:19 2015 No.13520559 >>13520555 >Hair Really? I mean, girls usually have alright hair. Or do you mean haircuts?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:53:32 2015 No.13520560 >>13520543 >7 Fuck. The options right before and right after were so much better. Oh well, I guess I'll try and find a good March Hare.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:53:38 2015 No.13520561 >>13520543 >Da sea Shit, hold on. I need to go find an orange shirt and some green pants first before I go in

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:53:51 2015 No.13520562 >>13520542 Alright, I'm not alone, I've posted the elephant girl pic a few times, recently, but I've only posted the 4-tittied Minotaur like twice, and I've been in these threads for several years now. Can we still be friends?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:54:11 2015 No.13520565 >>13520543 >7 Fuck. I wanted to go to loli land. N-Not because I have a fetish for ancient R-Rome or anything, C-Caesar!

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:54:24 2015 No.13520566

>>13520549
Tits are a fact, they don't change once they develop and can not be altered naturally. An ass can be improved simply be keeping healthy and doing squats, and is much more telling about the womans lifestyle. IRL the best asses I've seen were all on girls with small chests.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:56:46 2015 No.13520576 >>13520559 >Or do you mean haircuts? I mean both

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:57:13 2015 No.13520578 >>13520566 That's just because a good pair of sizable tits that aren't born of just a shitty lifestyle is rare. Man 3D sucks. >>13520576 Long, thick, silky, luscious hair a best.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:58:50 2015 No.13520584 Imagine for a moment if you will, Where the Waifu Thing's Are.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:59:01 2015 No.13520585 >>13520562 Yeah, whatever. Just post tasteful art next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:59:39 2015 No.13520586 >>13520543 http://i.imgur.com/mJTpHyl.gif I want to go to Wonderland and just go on a drug spree I'll eat and drink EVERYTHING http://i.imgur.com/mJTpHyl.gif

Anonymous Wed May 20 11:00:40 2015 No.13520589

>>13520566
>Women's cup sizes don't go up and down all the time
>Asses are not gifted genetically in the same way

Wrong on both accounts. The difference is, a girl can improve her ass through exercise which is what many less endowed girls work on.

And bony skinny girls with toned asses suck. You ever had one sit on your lap? You can feel her pelvis digging into you. They look okay, but they are not that fun to cuddle or hold. You're also forgetting that most exercise crazy girls lose their tits if they're full fitness machines. That's why the only female bodybuilders with tits are the ones with fake ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:00:56 2015 No.13520590 >>13520586 Enjoy the consequences

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:01:28 2015 No.13520591 >>13520543 >wonderland Fine with any outcome other than becoming an mg. Preferably a Jabberwock or Cheshire finds me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:02:17 2015 No.13520593 >>13520505 Are you a contortionist or do you have a two feet long tentacle dick?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:03:10 2015 No.13520597 >>13520593 ???????????

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:03:19 2015 No.13520598 >>13520586 But Anon, you might turn into a Monster Girl! Forever!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:03:30 2015 No.13520599 >>13520593 You should read his selection of girls again man.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:03:43 2015 No.13520600 >>13520593 He means he wants the Ghoul to give him the heavenly Ghouljob while he drinks a Holst's delicious nectar of the gods

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:03:57 2015 No.13520601 >>13520593 You must have a very limited imagination.

Anonymous Wed May 20 11:04:44 2015 No.13520606

>>13520543
> 1, Demon Realm
It's OK, I happen to like vanilla succubi
The original and best, lustier and sexier than any monster except their big sister lilims.
Sure, their threadcanon NTR proclivities aren't ideal, but you can avoid this heartache by just not waifuing them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:07:03 2015 No.13520613 >>13520606 >threadcanon Pff

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:08:34 2015 No.13520618 >>13520593 >You will never have a two feet long tentacle dick, or be a contortionist.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:08:56 2015 No.13520620 >>13520585 Damn it, I'm trying to find "tasteful" art, but I'm still just finding weird shit. I'm trying though, I won't let you down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:09:13 2015 No.13520621 >>13520606 >The original and best, Please. Succubus is to Wight as human girl is to Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:09:34 2015 No.13520623 >>13520606 >threadcanon Come on, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:10:55 2015 No.13520627 >>13520621 More like succubus is to human girl as wight is to an inanimate corpse.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:14:44 2015 No.13520634 >>13520543 >9 When in Rome, do the Romans. A cute little Baphomet it is.

Anonymous Wed May 20 11:16:09 2015 No.13520642

>>13520613
>>13520623
I can't actually tell whether you're implying that succubus NTR isn't just something autists say in the threads, it's a law of nature; or whether you're implying that succubus NTR doesn't happen and I'm a fool for even mentioning it.

All I can say is that USUALLY when I express any sliver of regard for succubi I get shat on, so I was trying to inb4 it.

Succubi are loev, you can't crush my spirit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:16:27 2015 No.13520643 >>13520620 Frosted Rapes is one of the better examples of multiple breasts done in a way that doesn't make them look awful. At least to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:16:57 2015 No.13520644 >>13520585 >>13520620 http://exhentai.org/g/810063/c3aa9d4380/ How about some cute, vanilla, voluptuous Oni porn?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:18:11 2015 No.13520650 >>13520642 Nah man, I was implying that threadcanon is a maggot filled shitpile.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:19:20 2015 No.13520655 >>13520620 It's ok. Even if you fail, we still have a 4-breasted girl almost everyone likes. data.archive.moe/board/jp/image/1411/63/1411635073719.png

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:20:20 2015 No.13520658 >>13520644 Hot. Kinda boring.

Anonymous Wed May 20 11:20:32 2015 No.13520660

I like to imagine before my Monster Waifu goes to work she gives me a kiss and slips a little envelope in my pocket. At lunchtime after I've done housework I open it and it's a small little letter she wrote me, and it's showered with stickers of disney characters saying things like "You are special!" and "You're Number 1", that kind of stuff. The letter is just a nice way to imagine being near her even if she's at work. Then, at night when she gets home I run to the door to greet her and wrap her in a hug, nuzzling my head into my big loving waifu!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:20:38 2015 No.13520661 >>13520655 She's always been too cheesy for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:22:28 2015 No.13520667 >>13520644 The best kind. Hopefully we get it in english eventually.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:22:38 2015 No.13520668 >>13520642 >Succubi are loev I'm so sorry, anon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:22:42 2015 No.13520669 >>13520660 This is 2cute4me, anon. Think of my heart

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:23:09 2015 No.13520674 >>13520543 >Wonderland I'm ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:23:44 2015 No.13520676 >>13520642 This >>13520655 The roll above is also based on the MGE which is full of ntr-preventative stipulations. Hell the monster head honcho is a monogamous succubus. Anyway, are your favorite physical / personality traits for succubuts?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:34:02 2015 No.13520716 >>13520606 Soul-eating Succubus > NTR Succuslut > Waifu Succubutt

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:36:16 2015 No.13520725 >>13520716 You're a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:38:23 2015 No.13520732 >>13520716 my tastes > your tastes = shit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:39:50 2015 No.13520739 >>13520716 >wanting to ream your frail, sickly waifu to death under demonic influence Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:41:21 2015 No.13520746 >>13520643 I share your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:44:12 2015 No.13520758 >>13520669 Don't imagine it coming from a Wurm or a Sandworm then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:46:42 2015 No.13520767 >>13520758 There is a joke in there about Wurms and literacy, but I'd hate myself for making it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:47:04 2015 No.13520769 >>13520758 >Getting secret cute stuff from your high-powered Dragon waifu Better hope her rivals don't get their hands on photos of those cards! Also ahaha desu wa~ Sotomura-san when?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:48:02 2015 No.13520777 >>13520543 >5 The fuck is even in there?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:49:42 2015 No.13520785 >>13520767 Please. Dr. Wurm is behind one the greatest scientific papers on quantum mechanics. And Dr. Shai-Hulud is the lead of a team working on a new propulsion drive.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:50:25 2015 No.13520788 >>13520543 >8 PERFECT

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:51:48 2015 No.13520795 >>13520767 >tfw it's just drawings instead of words, and they're Crayonfag-style but utterly unironic

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:51:58 2015 No.13520796 >>13520785 Wait...those are just the husbands taking their wive's names isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:52:10 2015 No.13520798 >>13520543 >2 >Landing SMACK dabinthemiddleofenemeterritory Of all the places I had to land in vanilla succubus territory.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:52:32 2015 No.13520800 >>13520777 Zipangu is Not-Japan. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Zipangu

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:52:47 2015 No.13520802 >>13520543 >Zippangu where you can be proactively dated in the woods or flee like a bitch to the human towns and do whatever! Splendid! I think you forgot about the ushis launching trees to the towns just to bust a laugh about the scared humans.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:53:21 2015 No.13520805 >>13520796 Nope. They take their wives'

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:53:57 2015 No.13520807 >Pharaoh will never have her priestess make you seem like a fool in front of her whole court. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxyOTFQFWQ0

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:54:02 2015 No.13520808 >>13520796 >taking your wive's name Plebs.

Anonymous Wed May 20 11:54:19 2015 No.13520810

>>13520676
>Anyway, are your favorite physical / personality traits for succubuts?
I tried to post a pic of what is pretty much my favourite succubutt with the original comment, but IMAGE LIMIT.

It's pretty much the standard, anyway: big tits, long legs, irrumato-handlebar horns, sexy latex outfit.
Personality-wise: she's a hungry sex temptress, and she's not pretending otherwise.
> "Aaaaanon, it's like three hours since we fucked already, I'm horny!"
> "Hey, look... don't my breasts squeeze together so nicely in this outfit? They're almost ~bursting~ out of the top..."
> "My mouth's feeling kinda dry, anon. Don't you have anything I could drink? Oh, I think you ~do~"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:56:03 2015 No.13520818 >>13520808 They get a government paycheck every month for using them since it gives Wurms and Sandworms good publicity.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:57:05 2015 No.13520824 >>13520800 >Ushi >Jurougumo >Shit eaters God damn I hate everything, hope I get a Kunoichi or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:57:50 2015 No.13520827 >>13520824 >I hate everything Even Inari?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:58:52 2015 No.13520835 >>13520824 The only shit eater there would be you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:00:27 2015 No.13520841 >>13520827 Well I don't hate everything, I just hate my luck. Although I don't know if I can have a fluffy waifu for health reasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:00:51 2015 No.13520842 >>13520808 My family name isn't worth shit. Id be honored to take hers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:02:45 2015 No.13520846 >>13520824 Akaname aren't shit eaters in MGE, their real crime is being a dull design compared to a lot of other monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:03:03 2015 No.13520848 >>13520824 Are you talking smack about Ushi's and Jurougumos? Fuck, why do you even care about Jurougumos anyways? They get fuck-all in terms of content.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:03:30 2015 No.13520850 >>13520543 >Zippangu Yes. Just as planed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:04:34 2015 No.13520856 >>13520846 I don't he'll listen, because like any other autist he'll stick to threadcanon cancer.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:05:11 2015 No.13520857 >>13520850 >Just as planed >planed Bane?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:05:27 2015 No.13520858 >>13520543 But Anon, Lescatie is already a Demon Realm!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:07:30 2015 No.13520864 >>13520858 I thought it was the Roper rape kingdom of the Self-insert Harem king courtesy of Druella

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:08:27 2015 No.13520871 >>13520846 I'd be really into the plain freckled girl look if the tongue was small enough to go into my urethra.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:10:27 2015 No.13520879 >>13520858 Presumably he meant pre-Druella Lescatie. It'd be kinda terrible to be in post-Druella Lescatie and not being allowed to dick mgs. That'd take an awful lot of cockblocking

Anonymous Wed May 20 12:10:31 2015 No.13520880

>>13520810
Fairly standard, not that there is anything wrong with that. I also love me some hungry succubi, though the occasional barrage of thinly veiled innuendos is a welcome diversion.
And some exotic skin colors. Cerulean and light purple look great on demonic vixens.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:11:19 2015 No.13520886 >>13520864 It is. It's also a Demon Realm. You don't have to be a Lilim to rule a Demon Realm, Pharaohs do it all the time, and some are even ruled by Incubi (See Khepri).

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:12:29 2015 No.13520891 >>13520841 >hate my luck The human settlements are probably full of yamato nadeshiko monster waifus. You could do much worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:13:05 2015 No.13520892 >>13520842 Then make it worth something.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:13:16 2015 No.13520894 >>13520886 Some dungeons also become mini-Demon Realms due to a lot of strong monsters gathering in a relatively small area.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:17:12 2015 No.13520915 >>13520892 I don't really care enough, dude. I take more pride in my first name. My last isn't even real, my dad changed it to make it easier for tards to say. And I'm not about to go carve my own empire either, economic or otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:19:21 2015 No.13520925 >>13520808 I hate my last name, I want to take my waifu's last name!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:21:42 2015 No.13520932 >>13520915 >not carving your own empire You'll never get your ancestors smiling at you like that. >>13520925 That's fair I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:22:16 2015 No.13520936 >>13520932 Where do you think you are, son?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:24:03 2015 No.13520941 >>13520936 Not in the company of proud men, that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:24:22 2015 No.13520942 >>13518359 Michael Hurley's entire discography and some way to play it. I'd want to share the magic of Snock's music with those uncultured monsters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv8Lns8EcmY

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:24:37 2015 No.13520944 >>13520932 Empires are a big chore. I'd like something low-key and secure. Though, personally I'd like to keep my last name unless I end up with a Dragon or something. Because Dragon last name's might just sound cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:25:57 2015 No.13520949 >>13520941 I guess we just don't value the same things.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:26:44 2015 No.13520953 >>13520944 Do they even have last names? They seem more like the kind to call themselves "[X], the Terrible", or "[X], Lady of Cinder".

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:27:58 2015 No.13520959 >>13520949 I guess we don't... Say, what are your opinions on Coke and Hawaiian pizza?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:28:31 2015 No.13520960 >>13520953 >Mr. and Mrs. Lady of Cinder >Having to explain to your mother why your last name is "Lady of Cinder"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:29:19 2015 No.13520965 >>13520953 Not him, but personally I think a name like "Milestone" sounds cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:29:53 2015 No.13520968 >>13520960 You could always just get a brand new name for the both of you. >inb4 Max Power

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:30:54 2015 No.13520971 >>13518971 only if she stuck those tentacles up my ass

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:30:57 2015 No.13520972 >>13520438 That cat butt "censor" you put there really isn't helping much, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:30:59 2015 No.13520973 >>13520960 Nah, that's an epithet not a last name. Dragons would probably have proper last names, but no one uses them because they're longwinded and hard to pronounce. In which case I'd definitely use one, because I'm a dick like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:31:28 2015 No.13520977 >>13518971 >spats >them thighs >that stomach God damn it Nintendo.

Anonymous Wed May 20 12:31:54 2015 No.13520978

>>13520960
>Smug Tanuki boss learns about your marriage
>Changes your deskplate to "Anon, Lady of Cinder"
>Makes sure to write out on your paychecks "Anon, Lady of Cinder"
>Also makes sure to always refer to your full name, always
>Chesire bitches smuggly laughs with her

Anonymous Wed May 20 12:32:38 2015 No.13520983

>>13520959
Coke is like acid that I enjoy drinking. It goes well with pizza because it breaks it down along with the stomach acids. Hawaiian is good. The pineapple's sweetness stands out well, depending on how good the pizza actually is, though I prefer supreme.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:33:06 2015 No.13520986 >>13520968 Max Power, he's a man, whose name you'd like to touch~ BUT YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, YOU MUSTN'T FEAR! 'cuz his name, can be said, by anyone~

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:33:40 2015 No.13520989 >>13520978 Jokes on them. I have a muscle waifu with a glowing vagina.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:33:42 2015 No.13520990 >>13520983 I guess we can be friends after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:33:55 2015 No.13520991 >>13520978 >Working >For a tanuki >When you have a Dragon wife

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:36:15 2015 No.13520999 >>13520990 I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:36:20 2015 No.13521000 >>13520894 >Dungeon Tower shield and flail fighter reporting in. We got goblins

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:36:59 2015 No.13521003 >>13520991 >sponging off your waifus money Anon pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:37:02 2015 No.13521005 >>13521000 Don't bully the Goblins.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:37:25 2015 No.13521007 >>13520989 >glowing vagina She should get that checked out. By a professional, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:38:02 2015 No.13521008 >>13521003 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:38:06 2015 No.13521009 >>13520991 Maybe his dragon wife is the equivalent of a loli in dragon years. Little to no hoard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:38:33 2015 No.13521014 >>13521008 No, git gud.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:38:54 2015 No.13521015 >>13521005 Don't worry, I have proper guild certs for goblin removal and my adventurer's handbook is up to date

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:40:16 2015 No.13521021 >>13521007 Next you'll tell me heart shaped pupils aren't normal.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:40:55 2015 No.13521024 >>13521014 I think I'll stick to my Dragonslut lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:41:39 2015 No.13521025 >>13521003 >>13521009 At the very least I wouldn't work for a Tanuki. I'd probably start a business with my Dragon wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:41:59 2015 No.13521026 >>13521024 Dragonslut life is best life. Naked Aprons are comfy to wear anyways.

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