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13494688 No.13494688 [Reply] [Original]

She'll save us from the moon menace, right?

>> No.13494693

Eirin already does.

DOWN WITH YUKARI

BRAIN OF THE MOON NOW BRAIN OF THE EARTH TOO

I SUPPORT EIRIN FOR GENSOKYO'S BEST HAG

>> No.13494700

Shes too busy saving little boys from their virginity.

>> No.13494701

Yukari a shit

sage

>> No.13494702 [DELETED] 

>>13494688
>save us
>us

Ah reckon yer ain't no Twowho stranger
so shimmer down

>> No.13494721

>>13494688
Its winter. Yukari is hibernating. The lunarians planned this. STUPID BACKSTABBING ONI HERMIT BREAKS THE BORDER. Everything is fucked.

>> No.13494724

yukari can save my DICK

>> No.13494739

>>13494688
Unless you're posting from Gensokyo the only thing Yukari's likely to do to you is cook you

>> No.13494767
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>>13494739
Yukari only take humans who lose her way to live, she is better than you grimfags want to believe

>> No.13494820

>>13494693
I fucking hate this.

Eirin did a bunch of bad things on past and now suddenly she is acting like the good guy and everyone forget all shit about her.

>> No.13494833

>>13494820
What bad things in the past?

>> No.13494851

>>13494833
Hourai elixir
Killed the emissaries
The IN incident
Attempt to kill Patchouli

>> No.13494872

>>13494851
>Hourai Elixir
>bad
Moonfag and/or Mokou pls go

>> No.13494889

FUCK THE RABBITS
GAS THE MOON
LUNAR WARS NOW

>> No.13494893

>>13494851
Uh only the attempt to kill Patchouli can be considered bad, but that's done of the protection for both the earthlings and lunarians since a moon invasion is potentially bad for both sides.

The IN incident is literally about protection from the moon, and without it, the moon can safely invade now.

>> No.13494897

>>13494889
REMOVE MOCHI
you are the worst rabbit.

>> No.13494904

>>13494889
>>13494897
Rabbits will only shoot you.

>> No.13494910

>>13494700
H-how come I was never saved?

>> No.13494912
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>>13494701
You a shit

>> No.13496627

>>13494893
nice moon propaganda

>> No.13496748

>>13494700

Is Yukari the #1 shota rapist in history?

>> No.13496766

>>13494910
Because you were never a cute shota?

>> No.13496795

>>13494820
Always bet on BBAs

The true heroes of Gensokyo.
Stage 5 characters just follow their command and wisdom

>> No.13496798

>>13496627
Eirin played the good doctor for years and it paid off anon.

What did Yukari do?

>> No.13496809
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they will save the day again

>> No.13496815

>>13496798
watched you so your autism and smell doesn't leak to Gensokyo

>> No.13496817

>>13496815
#GOTEM

>> No.13496824

>>13494851
> Attempt to kill Patchouli

this never happened

>> No.13497222
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>>13494833

>> No.13497257

>>13497222
Yeah, because betraying the Moonies is totally such an evil thing. They're fucking nazi space elves.

Likewise with the Hourai elixir; the only people who see that as a crime are the Moonies and one angsty bamboo chick.

Eirin had a plan in SSiB, which involved Remi going to the moon. Everything everyone does in SSiB is ruse.

Stage placement has fuckall to do with decisions she's made.

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>>13496798
She is always keeping a place for most of your favorite 2hus

She slaps on the face at those smug cunts who think they're too good for gensokyo (celestials, vampires, mooncunts)

and she kidnap bad guys to feed cute girls.

>> No.13497432

>>13497222
Why are you taking a drunk rabbit's word on how much better she is than Eirin?

>> No.13497441
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>>13496824
Yeah, because put a poisonous arrow directly on someone's back is a kind of game in the moon

>> No.13497447
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>>13497441
How else are you going to scare Patchouli into a diet?

>> No.13497469
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>>13497447
Patchouli is not fat.
And we're talking about moonies and Yukari here so pls go away...

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>>13497469
Moonies a best.

>> No.13497511

>>13497441
It's a luanrian greeting you know. Eirin did nothing harmful.

>> No.13497530
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>>13494688
she's fucking sleeping through all of this

>> No.13497558

>>13494688
Yukari a bitch

>> No.13497850
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>>13497558
Please don't bully

>> No.13498277
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13498277

Yukari a best

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>>13494688
Yukari is sleeping. Eirin is working on fixing all the shit that,s happening.

>> No.13498525

>>13498512
GLORY TO MISTRESS EIRIN

THE NEW PRESIDENT OF GENSOKYO

DOCTOR GENERAL SCIENTIST ALL IN ONE

SHE RULED THE MOON SHE COULD RULE GENSOKYO TOO

Gaphag go die!

>> No.13498539
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13498539

Ran is one of the person that's working on maintaining the Hakurei Barrier. I wonder how she's feeling about the huge hole into it.

>> No.13498543
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>>13498525
To be honest she seems like the best candidate for a theoretical head of state. The others either have ambitions of political power, have favorite racial groups or are too busy/ lack experience.

Gensokyo's only been around in its current form for 300ish years anyway, that's nothing to her.

>> No.13498545

>>13498539
Ran is just a computer, a computer is nothing without people putting input.

>> No.13498551

>>13498543
She also has the best soldier, Reisen, and best political leverage, Kaguya, being a princess of the moon and wife to the Japanese Emperor!

>> No.13498558
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>>13498545
Yukari surely have a command for Ran in case that if the Barrier is broken and that mechanical spiders from the moon is destroying all life to turn Gensokyo pure again.

>> No.13498562

>>13498558
If no one puts Ran's button, she wouldn't do anything.

>> No.13498568

>>13498562
>pushes*

>> No.13498573

>>13498562
Actually, no. Ran goes shopping in the human village and one of her main job is to check the barrier when Yukari is sleeping,.

>> No.13498588

>>13498573
I am not sure how I would take a "Ran and Yukari are repairing the barrier and take it out on you" phantasm stage in TH15

>> No.13498593

>>13498573
She can do regular maintenance sure, but freaking moon rabbit invasion doesn't seem regular to me.

>> No.13498595
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>>13498562
That's kind of wrong. What >>13498558 is suggesting is that she has been instructed on how to react if/when the Barrier breaks, like an alarm clock is instructed to take a certain action when a certain environmental condition arises. Ran is surely as capable as an alarm clock.

>> No.13498614

>>13498562
>>13498545
That's dumb. Ran is clearly capable of acting on her own (Hence the abuse from Yukari.)

>> No.13498620
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>>13498595

>> No.13498632

gas the 2hus

>> No.13498649

>>13498614
I thought Yukari abuse was supposed to be working out the kinks, and it has worked out.

>> No.13498684

>>13494688
The fact that Yukari is just sleeping through all this makes her all the better
truNEET youkai right here
Why do anything of effort if someone else will do it for you?

>> No.13498703

>>13498620
I love the amazon logo.
It's so smug.

>> No.13498761

What if the game is the last and ends with Reimu and Yukari getting killed thus fucking up everything?

>> No.13498770

I'm pretty sure ZUN forgot Yukari and Sakuya as moon related

>> No.13498773

>>13498761
Eientei faction take over and build a true paradise where bad youkai are ethnic cleanse, the air is pure and lunarians are invited to come over.

GLORY TO THE THOUSAND YEAR LUNARIAN REICH!!!

>> No.13498831

>>13498773
>build
>the air is pure

I'm not sure in you got the message, but these fuckers want to TOTALLY ANNILATE Gensokyo. Ground fucking zero, there won't be air either. They're fucking crazy. CRAZY.

Remove the lunarian scum.

>> No.13499662

>>13498831
It's Eientei, they got Kaguya.

Kaguya can make the whole Gensokyo into an eternity, never changing still picture.

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>>13498761
Maybe Reimu, Yukari is pretty hard to kill

>> No.13503523

>>13499662
If it was that easy they could've just ask Remilia to change Gensokyos fate.

>> No.13503548

>>13503523
We've been over, Remilia has no fate powers. She's just chuuni as fuck.

>> No.13503551

>>13503523
Or asked Yuugi to solve it offscreen, and never talk about it again.

>> No.13503574

>>13503551
Wriggle Nightbug can control insects. Depending on how strict the classification is, she might be able to take care of everything.

>> No.13505822

>>13503523
Too bad Remilia's fate shit is so useless as Sanae's miracle power

>> No.13505849

>>13503551
Yuugi got beaten by humans in the past.
>>13503574
Well, the metal spider is a tank, Wriggle can only control real bugs.

Really, only the moon power and technology can be countered by the moon, hence Eientei.

>> No.13505856

>>13498770
Sakuya yeah but Yukari is not related to the moon.

>> No.13505894

>>13505856
Yukari was an important opponent of the moon

>> No.13505917

Do you really trust a lazy hag who has had her entire forces routed?

>> No.13505923

>>13505894
Maybe they assassinated her beforehands? One can only hope.

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>>13505923
Naa if yukari were dead the barrier would disappear, oh wait

>> No.13506173

>>13506167
That's not true anyway, the barrier is tied with Reimu, not the hag.

>> No.13506280

>>13506173
Reimu is able to manipulate the barrier, but Yukari can "feel" when someone try to destroy it even if she is hibernating

and please stop calling Yakumo-sama, hag.

>> No.13506305

>>13506280
Yeah, just like my dick in her ass.

That hag is so old, she can't feel shit anymore.

Go die gaphag!

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>>13506305
don't bully

>> No.13507130

Yukari will probably make an appearance during LoLK. Or at least will be mentioned in an ending.
Her relation with moonfags is important enough for ZUN to not mention it.

And I was disappointed when the stage 1 boss wasn't a returning character, it seems that "tradition" only lasted 2 games. It could have been Ran...


>>13503548
>>13505822
Don't disrespect the Mistress.
What if she controlled fate so you would end questioning her power to control fate? :^)

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>>13507130
Even her sister said Remilia has not true control over fate.

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>>13507130

>> No.13508949
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Solution to the Lunar Invasion:

1. Reimu travels to Yomi, where Izanami, Goddess of Death resides.

2. Reimu hammers out the details of a summoning contract with Izanami so that she won't die when she summons her.

3. After obtaining the contract, Reimu goes to the Lunar Capital.

4. Reimu threatens to literally bring Death to the Moon.

From here, it can go one of two ways;

5a. The Lunarians, terrified by the threat of the impurity of Death coming to the Moon, surrender. Negotiations are eventually reached, and everyone goes home satisfied and alive.

5b. The Lunarians think Reimu is bluffing and don't surrender. Reimu summons Izanami. Lunarians begin to drop dead like flies from things like old age and disease. Soon they are almost all dead. There are no longer enough Lunarians to fight a war, let alone a battle. Reimu goes home, and the Moon returns to being a lifeless rock in space.

However, since Reimu never trains, neither of these endings will happen. Goddammit, Reimu.

>> No.13508984

>>13508949
So they just go to the moon and solve the problem there, Jesus Christ.

>> No.13509002

>>13508984
>Or they just*

>> No.13509004

>>13494688
BBA doesn't do her job, news at 11

>> No.13509406

>>13508984
Yes, but this would be a more permanent solution.
ERASE MOONBITCHES
except Eirin, Kaguya, and Reisen, they're okay

>> No.13509410

>>13509004
BBA is maybe dead

>> No.13509416

>>13509406
Yeah, you realize the two moonbitches leave you alone right?

It's only this new lunatic starting shit.

>> No.13509460

>>13509406
ERASE ALL or none, faggot

>> No.13509503

>>13509416
Well, okay, Yorihime can stay. Her sister needs to stop being a bitch though.
>>13509460
Reisen, Kaguya, and Eirin are practically Earthlings by now.

>> No.13509525

>>13509503
None of them are bitches though.

Gensokyian attacked their home, and they fight danmaku with them in friendly bout and treated Reimu nicely.

>> No.13509545

>>13509525
That is true, for Yorihime at least. Toyohime was a bitch, though.

>> No.13509557

The world of Touhou everyone.
Where they couldn't care less about you if they tried at best and actively acting against you otherwise

>> No.13509575

>>13509545
Why, because she threatened genocide? That she never does it for real?
>>13509557
As said, it's unlikely the two princesses are behind this invasion.

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>>13496809
>Yakumo's ever doing anything useful

>> No.13509683
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soon

>> No.13509697
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>>13509629
ur quoting baka baka?

>> No.13509711

>>13509575
>As said, it's unlikely the two princesses are behind this invasion.
Did you miss the first part?
And wasn't talking exclusively about the moon either.

>> No.13509831

>>13509416
Calling it now, it will turn out the moonbitches were trying to do something that is seen as treason again (like make their own elixir or pardon Eirin) and got cast out of the Defense Force because of it. They will be in the extra stage and begrudgingly live in Gensokyo afterwards.

>> No.13510017
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13510017

REMOVE RABBIT

APOLLO LANDING BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

>> No.13510026

>>13508949
>death
The entire moon is already dead you fegit.
You'd have to threaten them with terraforming. They hate life. They think life is impure.

>> No.13510039

There was once a story of man who fell asleep underneath a tree on top of a hill, and dreamed that he went to the moon and ruled a kingdom there. When he woke however his kingdom he ruled was simply an ant hill at the bottom of the hill he slept under.

What a lunatic.

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>>13509697
Quoting the strongest, something the Yakumo's wouldn't know much about.

>> No.13511423

>>13510017
chaika pls

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>>13510048
but Chen is already the strongest loli
Ran is the strongest beast youkai
and Yukari is the strongest troll

>> No.13512668

>>13510026
>already dead
the point is that there isn't anything dead there, not that there isn't life

their ideal is to live without impurity, of which death is a part

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>> No.13516056

Hag!
Granny!
Wrinkles!

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>>13498277
the fucking best dude!

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Good evening

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>>13512668
The Lunarians don't die because the Moon is pure, not the other way around. And why would they try and execute Kaguya if her death would cause impurity on the Moon?

Also, I'm sure I read somewhere that Hourai Immortals are considered impure despite being 200% deathless.

>> No.13519116

>>13519112
Well, let's get it right.

Lunarians live incredibly long life but they can still die in battle.

Hourai are basically invincible, they die and come back, so basically they are not stable like ghosts or lunarians.

>> No.13522252

>>13519112
>Hourai Immortals are considered impure despite being 200% deathless.
fucking moon shits, even her purity is impure

>> No.13531228

If Yukari were to appear in LoLK, I'd like at least one of two things to happen:

1. Eirin gets back at Yukari, probably by outwitting her or something

2. Eirin and Yukari work together to solve the incident

Eirin and Yukari are practically archenemies. I want their archenemy relationship to be reignited by the flames of war...or to blossom into something more beautiful.

>> No.13531275

>>13522252
The reason it's considered impure is that when you drink the Hourai Elixir, you recognize death, which is considered impure.
>>13531228
>...or to blossom into something more beautiful.
where the fanart at

>> No.13531299

>>13531228
>Eirin and Yukari are practically archenemies.

Why? Eirin wasn't the main target of the Moon invasion, Yukari just wanted to dick with the Moon people in general and Eirin as an ex teacher just wanted to make sure her descendants will eventually learn to defend themselves.
Other than that these days Eirin and Kaguya are Earthlings.

>> No.13531747

>>13519112
>>13519116
Lunarians don't live or die. They're in a state of existence where they're pure from such concepts.

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I am so hyped for the full version. So many questions unanswered.

>> No.13533284

>>13531228
>or to blossom into something more beautiful.
Those lewd doujins would be good

>> No.13533631

>>13531747
Aren't they close to ghosts? Yuyuko had no problem in moon, they didn't detct her...

>> No.13533976

>>13533631
Ghost is already dead man, so they are pure.

Still they can be erased from existence.

>> No.13542264

>>13533976
How you can kill a ghost?

>> No.13542446

>>13509629
checking that 9

>> No.13543659

>>13531299
At the end of CiLR it's suggested that the whole reason for the second moon war was to freak Eirin out with the bottle of sake. I think. Also wasn't it Eirin who formulated the plan for the Watatsuki sisters to drive out Yukari in the first place?

It is true that Eirin considers herself as a part of Gensokyo now, she is working to protect it in LoLK after all. Which is why I'm hoping for the latter to happen. I'd kill for an ending scene where Yukari asks Eirin, "Why did you protect us" and Eirin says "Because I love this place...that you made" and Yukari would be like "Oh/////" and they look into each other's eyes and see something they had never seen before...

>> No.13543761

>>13543659
that's really gay dude

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>>13543659
Pure yuri love with

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>>13510048
>mfw I Never noticed Parsee before

>> No.13544838

>>13543659
>>13543764
Cold War between Mayohiga and Eientei is one interesting part of Gensokyo politics.

Please don't extinguish it, "kudasai".

Though doujin where Eirin mindrapes Yukari would be naice.

>> No.13544842

>>13544128
These are not reaction images, new friend.

>> No.13544845

>>13544128
Who ye quoting?

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nice hat...

>> No.13547929

>>13544842
It's shows an expression so yes. It is.
>>13544845
Why doth ye act as a newfag?

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>>13547741
Nice hoodie, DORK!

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