Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed May 13 10:35:18 2015 No.13481388 [Reply] [Original]

Best waifu edition.

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:37:32 2015 No.13481395 >kept trying to post the new thread >kept saying I had to wait to post a new thread How long is the wait here, jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:37:42 2015 No.13481396 I want to marry a Rusalka

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:38:49 2015 No.13481397 >>13481388 Best wolfu inb4 anubis

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:38:57 2015 No.13481398 File: 1.28 MB, 2000x2500, 1421213341537.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481388 Since this one was made first, I'mma getting in here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:42:56 2015 No.13481412 File: 68 KB, 540x748, tmp_26545-1428669630970-406288101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Miia to hold me close and hug me with her snake body while I fall asleep wrapped in her cool coils

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:43:27 2015 No.13481413 >>13481396 I want vorefags to leave

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:44:12 2015 No.13481418 File: 766 KB, 1200x969, 484e6d7da1c253500b9f0589cc743c79.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481388 >Best waifu We would have a word with thee.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:44:30 2015 No.13481420 >17 minutes between the death of the old thread and the creation of a new one http://i.imgur.com/if2FEWY.gif If I didn't have a job things would be different around here

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:44:44 2015 No.13481421 >>13481413 Could you maybe not start shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:45:20 2015 No.13481424 >>13481421 tell that to the vorefags

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:45:46 2015 No.13481425 >>13481398 GREAT GAPING CAVERNOUS ASSHOLE

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:46:13 2015 No.13481427 >>13481424 No, YOU started it. YOU ALONE. I won't bother responding to you after this, and you should know better too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:46:21 2015 No.13481428 I want to lick my dragon mistress's beautiful scaly clawed feet

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:46:50 2015 No.13481430 File: 916 KB, 1024x617, 00027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch the demon. Do it now!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:47:42 2015 No.13481432 >>13481418 I'mma grab them flowers real quick. >>13481428 I can understand that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:47:43 2015 No.13481433 >>13481420 >about to start one as soon as the last one died >some visitors come into the building and I have to spend ten minutes screening them

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:47:58 2015 No.13481435 >>13481425 Speaking of which. Was that story abandoned?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:48:06 2015 No.13481437 To the guy that asked for a picture of my mousepad. Here it is when I initially got it. http://imgur.com/efNZR0k

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:48:10 2015 No.13481438 Post delicious cosplay tier girls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:49:10 2015 No.13481440 >>13481427 calm down autist

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:49:36 2015 No.13481442 >>13481438 Cosplay tier a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:50:06 2015 No.13481443 >>13481430 Somebody already is touching her. Touching her somewhere weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:51:31 2015 No.13481446 >>13481430 I want to make spaghetti fly out of a succuslut's spaghetti straps because she can't handle true love!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:54:15 2015 No.13481455 >>13481428 That'd better involve a followup with her using her saliva coated soft soles to stroke your dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:55:03 2015 No.13481457 File: 129 KB, 405x882, Tenderloveandbully.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to headpat the cute Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:55:16 2015 No.13481458 File: 71 KB, 400x609, Goji-Sama 2014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481438 For you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:56:30 2015 No.13481460 >>13481458 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:56:31 2015 No.13481461 >>13481457 After fucking up that OP the smug alp gunning for her job just might get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:56:36 2015 No.13481463 >>13481457 >Tenderloveandbully She sure is made for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:56:37 2015 No.13481464 File: 182 KB, 454x785, 1418588096099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481457 Improper!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:57:22 2015 No.13481469 >>13481457 Would a hug suffice?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:57:30 2015 No.13481470 >>13481455 >scaly dragon feet >soft

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:57:39 2015 No.13481471 >>13481464 Like all Kikis under the veneer of uptight modesty.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:58:34 2015 No.13481475 File: 255 KB, 566x1213, 1418248665229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481471 That's what the masters want, after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:58:36 2015 No.13481476 >>13481455 If she is feeling kind and generous enough, I would love nothing more.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:59:03 2015 No.13481478 File: 489 KB, 891x1200, kejourou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does the carpet match the drapes?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 10:59:31 2015 No.13481479 File: 239 KB, 850x1202, Popori the Kikimora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481475 I like my Kikis to like flowers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:00:02 2015 No.13481482 >>13481478 Yes. >>13481479 Chicks dig flowers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:00:09 2015 No.13481483 >>13481478 No, every MGE girl just MAGICs away any hair or fur down there when it's time to fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:01:00 2015 No.13481485 >>13481478 I hope not, I have my limits when it comes to hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:01:31 2015 No.13481487 >>13481478 What do you think the hair coiling around her leg is? Jokes aside, probably not in length.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:02:07 2015 No.13481488 >>13481483 Unless you're into that kind of thing; then she just MAGICs it into place.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:03:12 2015 No.13481492 >>13481420 17 whole minutes?!?!?! Whatever would you guys do without your beloved cesspool.

Anonymous Wed May 13 11:03:37 2015 No.13481493
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>>13481461
But anon! She did everything she could to make up for that. She apologized, followed a course in proper thread posting, cleaned the house again, served you breakfast on bed and she even recorded your favorite show which you would otherwise miss due to work!

Surely you can forgive her?

>>13481464
She might not say, but her face will go all red when headpats are applied to her. You should try it.

>>13481469
Of course anon. Hugs, sweet words, softly blowing into her ear, headpats and general praise all cause her heart to skip a beat for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:03:42 2015 No.13481494 File: 137 KB, 750x825, 3c6ac8647027c3acc951e08486fa1edc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please be excite for the new oppai loli branch of the sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:03:55 2015 No.13481495 >>13481482 Filename anon. Unless you're a blasphemous PS1 only person, in which case she'll like chickens. Which is oddly on topic with Kikimora.

Anonymous Wed May 13 11:04:12 2015 No.13481496

Reposting because I originally posted it just before the death of the last thread:

A rival MG of the same species as your waifu shrinks your waifu to doll size, rendering her nearly helpless! The only way to restore your waifu is to defeat her rival for her! What species are they, do you try to beat her rival, and how do you do it?

And an addition because it came up in one of the responses from before: The process is relative, so it shrinks your waifu to what would be doll size for her species.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:05:05 2015 No.13481498 >>13481488 nah japanese chicks don't shave their pubes so the kind of people who would enjoy MGE would idolize girls that are completely hairless down there

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:05:15 2015 No.13481499 >>13481495 Yeah I have no idea what you're talking about. >>13481496 We're still not winning against no adult White Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:06:11 2015 No.13481501 >>13481492 Probably go full retard and become a /jp/ native.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:06:15 2015 No.13481502 >>13481498 Why would they prefer porcelain? Bush is great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHaLKWItMCs

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:06:58 2015 No.13481508 >>13481502 Because you crave what you cannot have, and to them pristine hairless pussies are exotic

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:07:03 2015 No.13481509 File: 159 KB, 500x653, Popuri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481499

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:08:10 2015 No.13481513 >>13481509 Yeah, no. Nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:08:39 2015 No.13481514 >>13481502 I want to fuck a Wererabbit through her massive crotch fluff In fact I want to fuck a Wererabbit's crotch fluff And her gigantic fluffy thighs

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:08:54 2015 No.13481517 Reminder that not only do people in this thread have multiple waifus, they also switch waifus whenever they want

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:08:56 2015 No.13481518 >>13481499 >We're still not winning against no adult White Dragon. How did you ever marry a Dragon with an attitude like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:10:01 2015 No.13481523 >>13481518 What do you expect from a Dragon who'd settle for a washed up hack like me?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:10:27 2015 No.13481525 >>13481517 >switch waifus Disgusting, I want them to leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:11:07 2015 No.13481527 >>13481517 I've never done that. I have just one Monster waifu and one hentaifu,and I don't count that as being unfaithful.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:11:11 2015 No.13481529 >>13481494 Not feeling it. Sounds like it will be a flop like the 'uncontrollable flatulation during orgasms' potion

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:12:17 2015 No.13481530 File: 706 KB, 2507x3541, Cookinginstructions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481517 But anon, I don't have a favorite Monstergirl/waifu. Kikimora's have a special place in my heart though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:12:53 2015 No.13481532 >>13481530 Oh it's you again, Kikiwurmlover.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:12:59 2015 No.13481533 >>13481493 And suddenly, I'm wondering how she'd wake up a loving master in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:14:43 2015 No.13481541 >>13481532 I'm almost certain you are wrong because I'm almost certain you are talking about me and I'm not >>13481530

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:15:12 2015 No.13481543 Who is best girl in Monmusu Gakuen

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:15:35 2015 No.13481544 >>13481533 Lightly shaking him and calling his name?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:16:21 2015 No.13481546 >>13481543 Alp-senpai the cool beauty, duh

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:16:28 2015 No.13481547 File: 616 KB, 800x600, ev072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481541 It's just that image and saying Kikis are special... >>13481543 Dragon, duh.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:16:56 2015 No.13481548 >>13481543 bee

Anonymous Wed May 13 11:17:11 2015 No.13481550
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>>13481532
>You will never meet the orphaned Wurm raised by a Kikimora family
>You'll never get to watch her glue a feather duster on her tail pretending she's a Kikimora
>You'll never see her literally annihilate a Roomba in disgust
>You'll never get to let her clean your house then rewarding "Master" for letting her clean
>You'll never have to pony up for the repair bills when she knocks shit over

Anonymous Wed May 13 11:17:21 2015 No.13481551

>>13481277
>>13481346
Chubby Alp Senpai would probably be a strict onee-san figure who tries to be tough and responsible for her little kohai, despite her lewd flabby body and her getting flustered whenever her kohai brings up something that could be interpreted as lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:17:30 2015 No.13481552 >>13481546 There is no Alp-senpai in it. You should tell me more about yours, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:18:57 2015 No.13481554 >>13481543 Bibi.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:19:15 2015 No.13481556 >>13481551 I want to sneak up on her and grab her belly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:19:45 2015 No.13481557 >>13481430 That succuslut looks like she's enjoying that a bit too much. What a tramp!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:20:15 2015 No.13481558 >>13481550 >You didn't even know it was possible to dust something so hard it grinds into dust >Until you had Kikiwurm clean your house

Anonymous Wed May 13 11:20:20 2015 No.13481559
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>>13481530
>>13481532
I'm suprised you managed to pick me out so easily.
>>13481541
Are you trying to steal my place anon?
I hope a Wurm or a Kikimora finds you and tenderly loves you.

Because you have good taste.
>>13481547
No, that was indeed me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:21:15 2015 No.13481562 >>13481559 Wonderful! I might not be quite on creeper-kun's level, but I'm getting there!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:21:50 2015 No.13481564 >>13481557 I know, right? Cowgirl with hand holding is the heights of depravity.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:22:46 2015 No.13481566 >>13481564 Is that why Empress saved it for their fifth VN?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:23:55 2015 No.13481571 >>13481566 Got to warm up the audience before you break out the hardcore stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:24:17 2015 No.13481574 >>13481556 She'd struggle and demand you to stop, but eventually give in and let you fondle her, muttering small curses under her breath and how she's older and your superior, and you're supposed to listen to her

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:24:24 2015 No.13481575 >>13481564 It almost as bad as seated with hugging.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:29:17 2015 No.13481584 File: 612 KB, 800x600, 664.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481543 Femme.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:30:17 2015 No.13481586 >>13481396 Nice taste

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:30:27 2015 No.13481589 >>13481574 She loves it and she knows it, the reason shes so soft is so she can be cuddled

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:31:48 2015 No.13481592 >>13481547 Dat ass tho.

Anonymous Wed May 13 11:33:22 2015 No.13481596

>>13481551
You know forcing this chubby alp is part of the reason people sperg out. You should just start calling her a chubby succubus senpai if you feel the need to bring it up all the time. It'll save you the storms and you'll know what you really mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:33:31 2015 No.13481597 >>13481589 You should treat your dependable senpai with respect.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:34:15 2015 No.13481598 >>13481596 Not him but Alps make Succubi tolerable.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:34:34 2015 No.13481599 >>13481596 Take it easy~ I like chubby alp senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:35:47 2015 No.13481602 >>13481597 But she's so cute! Cute, cute, cute, cute, CUTE! I Just want to sit her in my lap and cuddle her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:36:02 2015 No.13481603 >People bitch about things being too /d/ all the time >No one bitches about all the fatty lovers Is it not considered /d/ tier anymore or what?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:36:43 2015 No.13481605 >>13481598 >>13481599 But it causes unnecessary triggering. It works both ways guys, the tards here are so quick to flip out it's comparable to putting a row of spikes before a blind man and blaming him for stepping into them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:36:51 2015 No.13481606 >>13481603 Calling chubby /d/ is like calling MILFs /d/

Anonymous Wed May 13 11:36:56 2015 No.13481607

>>13481596
If it weren't for alps people would be raging about Anubi or Wurms or Kikimoras or whatever else oversaturates the threads.

Besides, I'm pretty sure that guy who spends hours derailing the thread to argue about alps received a ban last thread. A lot of his posts got deleted.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:37:37 2015 No.13481608 >>13481603 There's a limit. "Chubby" doesn't mean a blob of fat tissue that was once a human like the stuff that goes on /d/. >>13481605 Yeah, not gonna pretend I care about triggering people.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:38:35 2015 No.13481612 >>13481596 >>13481605 Better not post anything then, somebody might be triggered.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:39:13 2015 No.13481615 >>13481607 Alps are the hero these threads deserve, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll bully her, because she can take it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:40:25 2015 No.13481617 File: 483 KB, 2300x2500, 1397074818307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481603 >Implying you wouldn't

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:40:31 2015 No.13481618 >>13481602 No! She's a cool beauty and should be treated with the respect and adoration that begets.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:41:25 2015 No.13481622 >>13481618 If it was up to Alp senpai, what would she even want to do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:41:40 2015 No.13481624 >>13481617 >barely contained side boobs unf

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:42:03 2015 No.13481626 >>13481622 HALO!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:42:20 2015 No.13481629 >>13481603 Chubby isn't /d/, flat out fat is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:42:48 2015 No.13481630 >>13481622 Y'know, cool beauty stuff. Also >>13481626

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:43:06 2015 No.13481631 >>13481618 >She's a cool beauty Why am I not surprised Jitsu Wa faggots are, well, faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:45:01 2015 No.13481637 >>13481617 She's going to get impregnated >>13481630 Time for co-op then. She can even lay in my lap while we pay

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:45:10 2015 No.13481639 >>13481631 >Hating cool beauties The only faggot here, is you. Cool beauties are the pinnacle of waifus. Don't you want a waifu who is both a beauty, and cool?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:46:34 2015 No.13481645 File: 315 KB, 1136x640, 1427241266326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm about to go to sleep I just want to say, all of you have great waifus, and i hope some day we'll all be sent to 2D land to be with them

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:47:23 2015 No.13481646 >>13481639 Fuck off back to /a/ Tarage.

Anonymous Wed May 13 11:47:54 2015 No.13481648

>>13481607
I'm just trying to push reasonable moderation. You make it sound like oversaturation isn't something we can work to avoid. Well not that we're cohesive enough for that so it's more or less wasted effort.

How would you accommodate for more limiting monstergirls like kraken and sandwurms, given how much you currently own? That means to limitles funds to mae your whole home a meter deep in water for your waifu mermaid.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:48:14 2015 No.13481649 >>13481645 Poor Miia, doomed never to be a loving wife in a monogamous marriage.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:48:16 2015 No.13481650 >>13481631 >>13481646 Why are you starting shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:49:08 2015 No.13481652 >>13481650 Because this is a no fun allowed thread apparently

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:52:19 2015 No.13481659 >>13481645 But I want her to come to me. I actually like my life here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:53:10 2015 No.13481660 >>13481659 Why would you want your waifu to be corrupted by 3d?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:55:02 2015 No.13481666 >>13481551 Sounds like chubby Alp senpai needs some workouts. Not because I want her to loose weight, it would just be fun to see her drained and sweaty.

Anonymous Wed May 13 11:57:23 2015 No.13481673

After a long and grueling battle that nearly killed you and your waifu several times, you have managed to overcome the Demon Lord. The Demon Lord's essence, that which gave her the power she wielded, is now freed from her and contained temporarily in some accessory. What do you do? Do you try to hide it in hopes no one finds it? Do you destroy it and risk it getting free for someone else to assume the Demon Lord's powers? Or... perhaps you or your waifu takes it and assumes the role of the Demon Lord yourselves?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:57:38 2015 No.13481676 >>13481660 I didn't say that. I said I'd rather have her here than me go to 2D land.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:58:21 2015 No.13481679 >>13481673 You assclown.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:58:42 2015 No.13481681 >>13481673 I toss it to the orphaned kid with spiky hair and hope he'll grow up to be a great warrior with DARKNESS powers so my daughteru can get a decent hubby.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:58:55 2015 No.13481682 >>13481673 >Waifu is a Holstaur The temptation is too great. PRAISE HATHOR, the new Queen!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 11:59:40 2015 No.13481687 >>13481673 Take it for myself, duh.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:01:15 2015 No.13481689 >>13481673 I use it to serve the salad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:05:14 2015 No.13481694 >>13481689 >Salad gets infused with the power of the Demon Lord >Becomes Aluraune Demon Lord

Anonymous Wed May 13 12:05:59 2015 No.13481695

>>13481666
Excellent idea Satan.

>Take chubby alp senpai to work out with you.
>She's weaker than you and the treadmill positively kills her.
>When you get back home she's panting and drenched in sweat, weak as a newborn kitten.
>Her tank top is clinging to her checst and her spats are soaked through, sticking to her womanhood.
>As you step from the car you pick her up into a princess carry, despite her protests and carry her into the house with you, her spaded tail wrapping around your arm.
>All to do with her as you wish.
Fun fact, chocolate milk is actually a very good post workout recovery drink.

Anonymous Wed May 13 12:06:20 2015 No.13481696
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I want to gently impregnate my cyclops childhood friend on our honeymoon after coming inside her for the fifth time in a row in the sea. I'd keep my dick inside her as the sperm swam deeper and deeper inside her while I hug her firmly but gently to my chest in the warm lagoon water.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:07:03 2015 No.13481700 >>13481682 >All monster girls everywhere get a heaping helping of health and become a little more docile.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:07:28 2015 No.13481701 >>13481694 Undead Alurane Demon Lord.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:07:58 2015 No.13481704 >>13481694 Better hope it's not mushroom salad.

Anonymous Wed May 13 12:08:21 2015 No.13481706

>>13481637
>Invite Chubby Alp Senpai to your house solely for studying for that test
>She proudly agrees, eager to help her young understudy
>She arrives, carrying books, pencils, and wears a proud look on her face, as she sets things up at the table
>As she does, you ask her if she'd like a snack, or something
>She says she'll take a Sweet Tea, but just that since she's trying to diet
>While you pour her some, you tell her how you picked up Super Smash Bros Wii U, and how fun it is
>You then ask if she'd like to play a round, since it's "Sooo fun!"
>She promptly says no, as work is important, and she must tutor you
>You beg her, telling her about how fun Mega Man, and Mewtwo, and everything is
>Finally, she agrees to "Just one round"
>After the twelfth match, you leave real quick to bring back some sodas and chips
>Chubby alp senpai enjoys the chips
>Late at night she asks where your parents are, to which you tell her how they're out, and you have the house to yourself
>You hear her stutter, as a sudden nervousness overcomes her
>Before she can excuse herself, you quickly remind her how you haven't touched the study material and you really need to study
>She mumbles as she heads to the table, and you two finally begin studying
>You actually manage to learn something from her tutoring, and when she sees you overcome hurdles thanks to her, you see her face shine with a smug pride
>When she mentions how all the talking has made her pretty thirsty, you excuse yourself to pour her a drink
>She quickly drinks her entire cup, and then mentions how it tasted funny
>As you drink yours, you tell her how you poured out something special, straight from your father's stash since hes out
>Chubby Alp Senpai's face can only be described as worry

>Chubby Alp Senpai wakes up the next morning on the couch
>She only has her underwear on, and her little kohai is laying on top of her, resting his head on her chest
>Chips are everywhere and the TV has Bayonetta 2 playing on it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:08:35 2015 No.13481709 >>13481704 >Matango Demon Lord Time to commit suicide.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:08:49 2015 No.13481710 >>13481700 And everybody get's a little happier.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:08:54 2015 No.13481711 >>13481696 >cyclops Filthy mono-eyed freaks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:09:35 2015 No.13481713 >>13481700 I'd be okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:09:43 2015 No.13481714 >>13481704 It won't I hate mushrooms and my waifu knows it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:10:24 2015 No.13481716 >>13481696 >gently That's not how you handle monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:10:37 2015 No.13481718 I want to groom my waifu as she stays on top of her eggs to keep them warm

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:11:44 2015 No.13481720 >>13481716 That's how you handle childhood friend brides, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:13:41 2015 No.13481726 >>13481720 I'll concede this one, but the following impregnation must be rough and vigorous.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:17:19 2015 No.13481732 >>13481706 Ah yes, soft Alp dakis.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:18:54 2015 No.13481736 >>13481673 Give it to a Cait Sith.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:20:08 2015 No.13481738 >>13481736 You monster.

Anonymous Wed May 13 12:20:16 2015 No.13481739

>>13481726
You bet it will be. Our first child will finally fall asleep and I'll bend her over the kitchen table and fuck her like an onahole while she desperately tries to stay silent to not awaken the baby. Her eyes will roll over from the first cumshot, she'll faint from the second, and one of the sperm from the third will penetrate her delicate monoeyed ovum while I princess carry her unconscious, wildly ahegao'ing and cum-dripping body back to the bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:22:17 2015 No.13481742 >>13481586 What is supposed to be the appeal of Rusalkas anyway?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:26:31 2015 No.13481750 >>13481742 Healing both physically and mentally for both parties, and a 11/10 devoted loving housewife who gives amazing sex if you show her you love her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:28:17 2015 No.13481756 >>13481750 Pretty sure you can get that without the "eating you" part.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:28:40 2015 No.13481757 >>13481673 I'll hand it to a Cheshire.

Anonymous Wed May 13 12:30:52 2015 No.13481761

>>13481756
She never asked for that. Do you love her enough to bear the weight of her tortures and heal her as she wallows in self-hatred, recklessly trying to please you as the cost of her own well being? If not, move along. She won't keep you that long if you hate her. She own't even fuck you if you're like that, she'll just release you and go back to starving and hating herself.

Anonymous Wed May 13 12:32:31 2015 No.13481765
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>>13481676
>Not wanting to go to 2D land

Think about it, you could "invent" all the shit you know about in modern times in MGE.

You'd be rich and depending on what you could manage on your own score with the best MGs.

>Grab a Lute
>Learn to play a bit
>Go serenade a Dragon with Beatles songs (fuck anything would work, even Beach Boys)
>Or MG "concerts" and you have to flee from all that sopping wet pussy chasing you Beatles style
>Every Siren ever would be after your dick
>Perhaps even try Barry White and pray your pelvis isn't completely destroyed when Eros herself descends to rape you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:32:48 2015 No.13481766 >>13481739 Good man. That's how you show your love to monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:33:48 2015 No.13481767 >>13481761 >implying you shouldn't put her out of her misery

Anonymous Wed May 13 12:35:43 2015 No.13481773

>>13481767
I will put her out of her misery. One tender cuddle session at a time. I'll pin her down when she tries to stay away for my own good, and fuck her so sweetly she forgets about hating herself for even an instant. I'll cook for her in secret when I should be resting and healing, and it'll be the best meal she's ever tasted. Well, apart from me, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:36:21 2015 No.13481775 >>13481750 >who gives amazing sex At least until people decided that they apparently take bites out of you during sex too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:37:22 2015 No.13481777 >>13481750 You forgot masochism

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:37:33 2015 No.13481778 >>13481773 Disgusting. You wanna have bites taken out of, be my guest, freak.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:37:47 2015 No.13481780 >>13481673 >Take in her essence, become the demon lord >Kill the chief god with the demon lord's power and take her essence too >No gods >No masters

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:38:54 2015 No.13481782 >>13481673 Give it back to a lilim.

Anonymous Wed May 13 12:40:20 2015 No.13481785

>>13481775
If you're having sex with her you've already accepted that that's a part of her, man. Besides it depends on the person and it depends on how much they hate themselves and that part of them. I mean what do you absolutely hate? You're not about to go do it in the middle of sex, are you?

>>13481778
Sure

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:42:27 2015 No.13481790 >>13481673 >killing the one who's made our bond possible of what purposeness

Anonymous Wed May 13 12:42:44 2015 No.13481791

>>13481785
>If you're having sex with her you've already accepted that that's a part of her, man.
Sure, but it definitely makes the sex a bit less than amazing.
>it depends on the person and it depends on how much they hate themselves and that part of them. I mean what do you absolutely hate? You're not about to go do it in the middle of sex, are you?
That's assuming she'd always be able to control herself, and that she'd never just succumb to hunger/lust/instinct and sink her teeth into your shoulder and start rippin' and tearin'.

Anonymous Wed May 13 12:45:27 2015 No.13481800

>>13481791
>That's assuming she'd always be able to control herself, and that she'd never just succumb to hunger/lust/instinct and sink her teeth into your shoulder and start rippin' and tearin'.
>Assuming she'd always be able to control herself
Unlikely. But I guess, to answer the original question as to "Why"? Personally? I think they are sad. And I think that it's sad that they are sad. And if all it takes is something as minor as putting myself through pain to make her happy? Yeah. I'd do it at the drop of a hat. Not like I'm losing anything either, it all grows back better than before.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:46:26 2015 No.13481806 >>13481800 I just find it disturbing that some people sexualize the whole flesh-eating aspect of Rusalkas. It's like they're missing the entire point of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:47:09 2015 No.13481808 >>13481765 >Andrew W.K. concert >Orgy in the middle intead of mosh pit

Anonymous Wed May 13 12:50:00 2015 No.13481814

>>13481806
Of course it's disturbing. And I agree, you're missing the point. It's like the people who dislike them because they see it as all there is to rusalkas. I mean yeah it sucks. But are you a bad enough dude to rise above it? That's where this all began. It's the point of it, the original dude who gave form to the idea got sick of the hugbox, and made waifus with actual drawbacks, unlike the MGs of MGE. I mean, too bad for him Rusalka is pretty dan great. People seem to like the krampus one though. I mean, I personally don't get it, but whatever. We all agree that his hornets are satan.

Anonymous Wed May 13 12:51:21 2015 No.13481816

>>13481765
>Go to 2d land
>Show off your impressive cooking skills
>the sweetest sweets and the most savory cuts of meat
>develop cooking magic since you're in 2d land
>By law of 2d, only two people can be considered good at cooking
>become the king of cooking
>Win over everyone, from dragons to anubutts to holstaurs and more through their stomachs and hearts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:52:14 2015 No.13481817 >>13481814 I was actually sort of enjoying that Rusalka story until they boned for the first time and she went all RIP AND TEAR on him in the middle of it

Anonymous Wed May 13 12:54:45 2015 No.13481824

>>13481817
That was the point though. She starved herself because she hated what she had to do and because she starved herself she ended up doing the exact thing that she hated most, and finding that she couldn't stop it. Self destruction man, it ain't a happy story.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:56:34 2015 No.13481830 >>13481814 >But are you a bad enough dude to rise above it? Nope, fuck her dietary habits and fuck her too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:58:02 2015 No.13481836 >>13481824 So how would a Rusalka react if you accepted that part of her and wanted to help her come to accept it as well?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:58:19 2015 No.13481837 You know what Try Hard Necromancer needs? A Wight who knows how to play an organ, and a choir of Banshees to chant ominous Latin.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 12:59:19 2015 No.13481839 >>13481836 With heart pupils and heavy breathing, and the intense, primal, monstergirl desire to breed and have babies. Well not that I head cannon that as even possible, 'cause they're angry water ghosts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:01:26 2015 No.13481843 >>13481839 >and the intense, primal, monstergirl desire to breed and have babies This is sounding like it'd be a rough night.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:03:24 2015 No.13481846 >>13481843 I can only imagine the intensity of the whirlwind of emotions that rips through her soul when this night comes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:06:13 2015 No.13481853 >>13481817 Also it was a full moon, and there was magic viagra involved. Really it was just inevitable.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:06:27 2015 No.13481854 >>13481846 If anything, I'd just want her to stop hating herself for what was forced upon her. ...How rough would it get?

Anonymous Wed May 13 13:08:46 2015 No.13481863

>>13481854
There were lots of circumstances around RIP AND TEAR. Don't think it's the norm. It'd be as rough as any monstergirl effectively in heat. Pelvis crushing. Actually, can sex positions with a mermaid even reach pelvis crushing levels of intensity?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:09:50 2015 No.13481868 >>13481863 >Pelvis crushing. Not literally, hopefully.

Anonymous Wed May 13 13:10:27 2015 No.13481870

>Be a Pole Axe Knight
>Mamano can't handle your versatility
>Rise through the ranks in the hopes that one day you will receive the honors of ending the Undead Warlord's tyranny
>End up alone in the Wight's Chambers, locked in combat
>You can't land the killing blow on her ashen gray body
>But she can't reach you with her Ethereal claws that can still a man with a single touch
>You shout a battle cry
>"Your reign of bloodshed shall end here vile temptress of the night!"
>Her eyes starts to water and her voice breaks
>"What? What do you mean bloodshed?"
>"Do not play me for a fool! What of those villages you've razed to the ground?"
>She starts to whine
>"But I don't get cake if I do that?"
>"Cake? Cake?! Are you telling me that all this time, this was for Cake?! All my years of training led me to this? A fight against someone with a sweet tooth!?
>She pouts "It's a good cake."
>You in anger toss your polearm aside
>"I can make a cake. Give me a damnable second."
>Hour later
>Cakes, pastries and breads of all shapes and sizes
>She munches on all of them, not letting a single crumbs escape her graceful but hasty maw
>"Yes, this is what I fought for, sweet, sweet creamy breads." She says between bites. "This crepe brings me back to when I slaughtered the Druid Woods for their decadent saps."
>You try so hard not to burst a vein at how innocent and happy she looks. She was so similar to your noble women in a way of not for her haunting presence.
>"So, will you cease your war against my house?"
>"As long as you treat me to your confectionaries."
>And that's how I met your mother

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:10:48 2015 No.13481871 >>13481868 Naw, I think only the oni family have that gimmick. Maybe wurms

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:11:51 2015 No.13481874 >>13481863 >It'd be as rough as any monstergirl effectively in heat. ...Except with razor sharp teeth. And a taste for human flesh. That you've helped her accept. So...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:13:28 2015 No.13481882 >>13481870 >Not being fucking Water Knight Do you even nigga with a hose

Anonymous Wed May 13 13:14:56 2015 No.13481885

>>13481874
I'd say sadism is very far removed from their nature. It's unlikely that it ever becomes a staple in the bedroom beyond light vampire-tier nibbling and biting. I think that no matter how well they accept that part, it'll ever stray into fetish territory, something that they deliberately do for fun. It's like the opposite of what the archetype is even about. I mean sure, you can lose control and it can happen, I guess. But you knew that when you decided to stay with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:15:26 2015 No.13481889 >>13481870 Now I'm imagining an knight in a full armor set with large pauldrons wearing a white apron covered in dough and flour, staring furiously at the Wight as she happily munches on the food he just made.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:15:27 2015 No.13481890 >>13481814 >waifus with actual drawbacks Sounds more like a crippling defect than a drawback to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:15:58 2015 No.13481892 File: 1.04 MB, 1039x3445, 1392300230656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481882 Red Knight is where it's at. Unless you've got bros to Halberd with.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:16:44 2015 No.13481893 >>13481890 >Crippling Do you mean that literally? Because it all heals mega quick.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:18:00 2015 No.13481902 >>13481893 No, I meant figuratively.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:21:07 2015 No.13481915 >>13481494 >no Arekishi style Lich, Devil, Houri, Troll or Apsara

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:21:51 2015 No.13481921 >>13481902 Well, I mean, it is. She's shunned and hated for it, but it's not like she can help it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:21:56 2015 No.13481922 >>13481870 Mix the dough! Cake war now!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:27:00 2015 No.13481933 >>13481529 Naw man, people hated the "heals any injury instantly, but the healed body part is a huge penis now" potion too, but it comes in handly. Grapping shit with a prehensile dick still kinda feels wrong, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:28:05 2015 No.13481935 >>13481673 Without it's master's command, the de-succubized Demon Army will become and even greater threat to the world. Control must be maintained. There must always be... a Demon Lord.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:29:50 2015 No.13481939 >>13481935 >And so, the lava golem ascends the throne, and dons the crown.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:31:00 2015 No.13481943 >>13481939 Goddamit. Next we need a Dragon suffering from PAIN... AGONY!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:31:34 2015 No.13481947 >>13481939 >lava golem kek

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:32:04 2015 No.13481948 >>13481885 I just hope the combination of "love love <3" and "ow fuck that hurts" wouldn't make me mix the two in my mind at some point and turn me into some fucked up masochist.

Anonymous Wed May 13 13:33:54 2015 No.13481950
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Which monster is the most dangerous? Your anime furries or high admiral Ovlesser?
I would rather get eaten by a furry monster than meeting Ovlesser.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:34:17 2015 No.13481952 >>13481948 Wouldn't being a masochist be beneficial if you're with a Rusalka?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:35:19 2015 No.13481959 >>13481952 Technically yes, but needing her to sink her fangs into me to be able to get it up would be terribly embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:35:39 2015 No.13481960 File: 168 KB, 750x1206, Dis knigga deserves some Lava Golem for that post.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481935 I was expecting this post over an hour ago. Fashionably late is still better than not doing it though. >>13481939 .

Anonymous Wed May 13 13:35:43 2015 No.13481961

>>13481948
Who knows man? I personally think you have to be a little mad to accept and love a Rusalka in the first place. It wouldn't be the same every time, and I'm sure it doesn't happen for a few, but it wouldn't be that strange for a little pavlovian conditioning to be going on.

>>13481952
I actually think not. She doesn't want to cause you pain and she's not sadistic, we discussed this a few days ago, you're getting off to the thing that she hates about herself the most. I actually think masochism would be a big turnoff.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:36:03 2015 No.13481962 >>13481950 What the hell are you talking about? I bet you're a damn rebel, trying to undermine the imperial morale.

Anonymous Wed May 13 13:39:32 2015 No.13481971

>>13481961
>She doesn't want to cause you pain and she's not sadistic
So why is she a Rusalka? If you're going to have monsters, have them act like monsters. If not, write human girl fiction or something.

It sickens me that there are people who would prefer if their foxes didn't eat livers or their dark elves weren't slave raiders.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:41:00 2015 No.13481974 >>13481960 ketchup elemental

Anonymous Wed May 13 13:42:02 2015 No.13481975
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>>13481971
>So why is she a Rusalka?
She didn't choose it dude. What gave you the impression that she wanted it? Her whole thing is that she hates it.

>Old image
Haven't saved the one with the hornet yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:42:07 2015 No.13481977 >>13481961 I figured we were still talking about a Rusalka who's already gone through lots of healing and who doesn't hate herself quite so much anymore. That kind of actual masochism would develop very slowly anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:42:45 2015 No.13481981 >>13481939 DON DON DON DON!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:43:40 2015 No.13481983 File: 86 KB, 1894x706, Anubis Pillowtalk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481397 I thought this was cute last thread, so I saved it when I woke up this morning.

Anonymous Wed May 13 13:44:55 2015 No.13481986

>>13481977
Well yeah but just because you stop self-loathing and accept yourself for what you are doesn't mean you suddenly like and enjoy it. I mean, I assume. Maybe some do, they say love and hate are on the same coin. But I thin it's very unlikely for such a 180. A rusalka that actively enjoys tearing flesh isn't a healthy rusalka.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:45:10 2015 No.13481988 >>13481971 >write human girl fiction Don't tell anyone, but maybe half of my writefagging is basically human girl stories with a thin veneer of monster bits on top.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:45:17 2015 No.13481990 File: 111 KB, 648x1316, the krampus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >There are still people who take Rusalka over Krampus I notice that those are mostly the only two anyone picks. No one ever picks Dunwich or Poison Slime.

Anonymous Wed May 13 13:45:48 2015 No.13481992
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I asked the late night crowd this, now to ask you guys this.

Its again that time!

Monthly top 5 MGs listings

List off your top 5 favorite MGs (if you have that many)
Has your wiafu, or list changed since last month?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:46:26 2015 No.13481993 >>13481990 >Picking dunwich >Ever She's worse than a tanuki. She takes active pleasure in watching your life burn around you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:46:51 2015 No.13481996 >>13481992 Do I have to answer again or are you doing some kind of poll?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:46:57 2015 No.13481998 >>13481993 Yeah, but she loves you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:48:38 2015 No.13482001 File: 247 KB, 1066x1008, 1405321163974.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481990 I don't know about others, but I know I deserve Krampus.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:49:03 2015 No.13482002 File: 140 KB, 378x600, Amazoness_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're about to enter a local convenience store when this girl holds the door open for you What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:49:03 2015 No.13482003 >>13481998 >That makes it okay Nigga I'll heal the fuck out of a rusalka, but put me in a room with a Dunwich horror and I'm committing sudoku via forced spontaneous combustion and sheer will power. Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:49:04 2015 No.13482004 >>13481992 Oni Lamia Kitsune Amazon Ogre

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:49:13 2015 No.13482005 >>13481998 >She takes active pleasure in watching your life burn around you. >Yeah, but she loves you, anon. Not even modern tsunderes are this bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:49:54 2015 No.13482007 >>13482002 Smile and thank her

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:49:54 2015 No.13482008 >>13481388 >Best waifu You're not funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:50:01 2015 No.13482009 >>13481996 Its a kinda poll, and a conversation starter ,if you did it last night, please ignore.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:50:14 2015 No.13482010 >>13481992 Holstaur Holstaur Holstaur Holstaur Holstaur It hasn't changed since day one.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:50:21 2015 No.13482011 >>13482002 Say thank you, very kind, and goodbye.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:50:50 2015 No.13482012 >>13482002 Push her to the side, take the door and hold it open for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:51:25 2015 No.13482013 >>13482002 "Ladies first." And then I got raped.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:51:26 2015 No.13482014 >>13482001 Not this shit again, here comes the 4 more image spam of the same shitty art, with stupid text. Just stop forcing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:51:29 2015 No.13482015 >>13481992 top5 >cocktraice >lamia >wurm >lizradman >werebat yeah

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:51:56 2015 No.13482017 >>13482002 Tell her to check her female privilege.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:52:13 2015 No.13482019 >>13481992 Kikimora Oomukade Cyclops Holstaur Lizardman >>13482002 Nod in thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:52:20 2015 No.13482021 >>13481992 Dragon Cheshire Kikimora Anubis Jabberwocky

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:52:53 2015 No.13482023 >>13482014 What? I've never done anything like that you bloody wanker.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:53:06 2015 No.13482024 >>13481598 >This entire post You just went full dodecahedron retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:53:21 2015 No.13482026 >>13481837 You. You have good thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:53:39 2015 No.13482027 >>13482012 She frowns, pushes you to the side, takes the door and holds it open for you again.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:53:42 2015 No.13482028 >>13481992 Kitsune (wife) Ryuu shirohebi Valkyrie Dark elf

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:54:46 2015 No.13482032 >>13481615 Alps are garbage the thread would be better off without them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:55:03 2015 No.13482033 >>13482027 I suplex her into the depths of the planet, crawl out, take the door, and wait for her to resurface.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:55:43 2015 No.13482037 >>13482026 Why thank you anon. Some kind of weather control would also be useful for the mood. >>13482032 Okay...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:56:52 2015 No.13482042 ASMR!

Anonymous Wed May 13 13:58:07 2015 No.13482046

>>13482032
Agreed.
Alps are pretty stupid and boring concept.
Its a woman that used to be a guy , but it still looks like a faggoty demon with stupid asswings.
I bet this alp shit is the new manticore thing to annoy people in the thread, no one can be so dense to not realize people do not like them , so I am calling all alp posts bait now

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:59:01 2015 No.13482048 >>13482046 >things I don't like are bait And I will call you an idiot now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:59:02 2015 No.13482049 >>13482042 No. Not that. Be reasonable.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 13:59:50 2015 No.13482051 >>13482002 Throw a flashbang into the store, then swoop in and clear it as she backs me up. POLICE ON YOUR KNEES ON THE GROUND NOW HANDS UP

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:00:06 2015 No.13482053 Is there anything else in Rusalka story apart from a... men-eating monstergirl as much as I figured so far? Anything that might be interesting for someone not into the former? Just y/n.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:00:20 2015 No.13482054 >>13482032 You are garbage the thread would be better off without you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:00:41 2015 No.13482056 >>13482048 You are still a faggot. its not just me, quit twisting what people say, it makes you look like the retard you are.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:01:23 2015 No.13482058 >>13482032 Couldn't agree more

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:01:30 2015 No.13482059 >>13482053 To the extent of my knowledge...lots of EDGE, and also a fair amount of lewd-ass undead fuckery.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:01:31 2015 No.13482060 >>13482053 You mean the Rusalka story by Penywise? Yes.

Anonymous Wed May 13 14:01:36 2015 No.13482061

>>13482033
After a few moments she manages to crawl out of the depths of the planet. She looks upset, like she was considering returning the favor. Instead, she tries to take the door but ends up breaking it off its hinges. So she attempts to carry you into the store instead, pretending the property damage didn't just happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:01:43 2015 No.13482063 >>13482056 >things a few of us don't like are bait You're even dumber than I thought.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:01:57 2015 No.13482065 >>13482054 >>13482048 >>13482042 Look it is the same faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:03:21 2015 No.13482070 >>13481870 >Razing villages for cake She's gonna get purged so fucking hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:03:25 2015 No.13482071 >>13482061 I tell her that any attempts to carry me will result in broken limbs. Instead, I urge her to go on ahead, since there's no more need for me to hold it open.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:04:13 2015 No.13482076 >>13482065 What does ASMR have to do with the current shitposting topic? That was discussed last night's thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:04:27 2015 No.13482078 File: 16 KB, 356x130, HurrSamefag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13482065 Sure, whatever you say. Yeah, I'll delete it.

Anonymous Wed May 13 14:05:06 2015 No.13482080
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>House visit

More Lewding Doll. I also added CASE Archives to the end of Paladin to spoil the joke and also for the benefit of people who aren't reading them back to back.

Anonymous Wed May 13 14:06:19 2015 No.13482083
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>>13482028
>>13482021
>>13482019
>>13482015
>>13482010
>>13482004
And for those of you I missed, thanks for responding.

Ill ask again next month.
I will have to agree, I don't like alps either .

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:07:57 2015 No.13482090 >>13482080 Oh goodie, gonna have to read this when I get back from my errands.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:08:16 2015 No.13482093 >>13482083 I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:09:30 2015 No.13482097 >>13482083 >seasonal waifus >harems RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE Go back to /a/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:10:23 2015 No.13482101 >>13482071 She was about to comply to your urging but then stops herself. She stares for a moment as if thinking about it long and hard. Her pride was too great. She picks you up anyway knowing what will happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:10:44 2015 No.13482102 >>13482002 Tell her her people are a bunch of asshole savages and use another door.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:10:55 2015 No.13482105 >>13482097 >on MGG >not writing his own waifu Plebs, all of you!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:11:53 2015 No.13482111 >>13482105 B-but I did!

Anonymous Wed May 13 14:12:08 2015 No.13482112

>>13482083
Well look, the guy who asks for top waifus doesn't like Alps. He has spoken, time to put up all Alps.

inb4 someone cries alp defense. It's less about that and more about someone trying to build an identity around themselves, and then stating their opinion on unrelated subjects like it's supposed to be some big thing. It's pseudo-tripfagging.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:12:21 2015 No.13482115 >>13482053 Undead fuckin. Vampire cuties. Grey paladins, so far.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:12:54 2015 No.13482116 >>13482101 And then the bitch got stabbed in the brachial artery and never carried any male again.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:13:29 2015 No.13482119 >>13482102 Later in the day she goes home and writes a greentext story about triggering some sjw at the store.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:14:11 2015 No.13482120 >>13482101 I escape, break her left arm and pick her up instead. She cannot win this pride-battle.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:14:34 2015 No.13482123 >>13482112 Fuck off trannyfucker

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:14:35 2015 No.13482124 I want a big breasted Monster girl to let me use her boobs as pillows

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:15:11 2015 No.13482128 >>13482116 Take it easy, Freedumb-kun.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:16:43 2015 No.13482135 >>13482119 >SJW Not tolerating cunts is SJW now? Everything's gone topsy turvy. Stop pushing your headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:16:58 2015 No.13482136 >>13482002 >>13482012 >>13482027 >>13482033 >>13482061 >>13482071 >>13482101 >>13482120 >the most unnecessary battle between two petty individuals ever It's like they're perfect for each other.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:18:33 2015 No.13482139 >>13482080 thx bby more lolioni when?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:19:05 2015 No.13482140 >>13482128 Wrong guy, unless that has become a catch all term. Go fuck yourself Amazon, since no one will do it willingly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:19:15 2015 No.13482141 >>13482123 It's not about Alps though. It's about trying to build a persona around yourself on an anonymous anime imageboard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:19:25 2015 No.13482142 >>13482135 Different anon entirely. You might be the only one pushing your headcanon in the end if you can't accept anyone portraying them as something other than how you view them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:19:54 2015 No.13482145 >>13482083 Might as well get a trip as >>13482112 suggested.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:20:28 2015 No.13482147 >>13482135 But anon humans are the real asshole savages

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:20:59 2015 No.13482152 >>13482140 Take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:21:52 2015 No.13482155 >>13482120 It was merely dislocated but it definitely hurt her a lot. It doesn't seem like permanent damage is going to stop her from trying anyway. She rights it again and this time binds your arms.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:22:52 2015 No.13482158 >>13482140 You okay?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:23:46 2015 No.13482163 >>13482155 >>13482120 Who is gonna be the first to teleport behind the other?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:24:07 2015 No.13482166 >>13482139 Maybe Vampire - Komodo - Loli Oni. Komodo is gonna get her ending.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:25:05 2015 No.13482170 >>13482046 I'm fine with Alps and Alp discussion but they're little more than "[insert MG here] that used to be a guy" it's the kind of thing better off as part of a World Guide

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:25:23 2015 No.13482173 >>13482155 I once again escape by headbutting her while she was holding my arms. Standing here, I realized, that she was just like me... >>13482163 I was considering it...

Anonymous Wed May 13 14:25:40 2015 No.13482176

>>13482142
Pushing is pushing and I will not apologize. You can't just make threadcanon, it happens naturally and catches on, or it doesn't. If Lego anubi was one guy saying they all do, and people didn't like it he'd be told to fuck off each time. This time has been pushing Amazon chilvary pretty aggressively lately and he should fuck off, the fact that he's been at it for so long and it hadls never stuck should stand as evidence people are not buying his shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:26:49 2015 No.13482182 >>13482170 >it's the kind of thing better off as part of a World Guide So much this. Just like Cait Sith and cu Sith. Keep em as background elements not their own profile for fuck sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:27:16 2015 No.13482184 >>13482170 Alps are also stutter generators

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:27:40 2015 No.13482186 >>13482173 >Standing here, I realized, that she was just like me ...Motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:27:58 2015 No.13482187 >>13482176 It's a surprise nobody else likes it, even paladineggbutt found a comrade.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:28:10 2015 No.13482188 Some guy did anubis sandwich last thread Is it pastebined?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:29:07 2015 No.13482195 >>13482187 >paladineggbutt I had a giggle.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:30:20 2015 No.13482198 File: 787 KB, 900x900, arachne.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >When she bites you during sex >When she claws you during sex >When she has a purification fetish

Anonymous Wed May 13 14:30:29 2015 No.13482200

>>13482176
The more you insist they're cunts, etc., etc. the more their fans are going to push back. You're mistaken in thinking it's one guy. It's not some competition. It's just people enjoying a monstergirl they like, that you don't so you feel the need to push it out with dissent or make it into a 'headcanon pushing' thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:31:44 2015 No.13482204 File: 381 KB, 672x1100, bestgirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder it exists

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:32:04 2015 No.13482206 >>13482187 I like it more than the compulsive husband beater stuff the posters butthurt over the Amazons' very existence push.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:32:42 2015 No.13482210 >>13482176 This guy has been and it has never stuck

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:34:19 2015 No.13482214 >>13482173 Was he trying to make history as the world's most stubborn man? But who’s to judge The right from wrong... She pulls out an ancient amazon technique passed down for generations and teleports behind you then makes another grab

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:34:29 2015 No.13482216 >>13482204 Disgusting. I'd fuck a hundred Alps if it meant I could eliminate Cait Siths

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:35:12 2015 No.13482221 File: 116 KB, 1152x1024, Chilling preggo Rhea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13482184 Oh yeah? Well here's a pregnant Black Dragon! So there!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:35:51 2015 No.13482222 >>13482204 I'm perfectly fine with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:36:44 2015 No.13482225 >>13482221 Black Dragons don't stutter when I rub their baby bump. Alps do stutter when I rub their baby bump. The winner is obvious here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:36:58 2015 No.13482228 >>13482204 Aside from the art their profile is actually pretty good. The Cat Kingdom sounds like an interesting place if I'm correctly assuming that it would include werecats, nekomatas and cheshire types too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:37:04 2015 No.13482229 >>13482214 I summon the power of the edge, and teleport behind her instead. As I lean over, I whisper into her ear: "I am my own master now".

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:37:47 2015 No.13482231 >>13482204 I want to rub my face all over her fuzzy belly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:38:04 2015 No.13482233 >>13482204 For some reason I can't imagine them not calling their husbands daddy-o thanks to these threads

Anonymous Wed May 13 14:38:16 2015 No.13482234

>>13482200
>Dissent

Amazon's have been this way since /a/, and HE, IS pushing. Yes, others may like Amazon but I know this guy.

>That you don't

You're right. I Don't, but you know who I do like? Lizardsgirls. Am I happy they have been made a laughingstock by threadcanon? Of course not, but nether am I pushing to change it like a cunt, because that's not how things here work. Said it before, say it again, they're pushing and need to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:38:54 2015 No.13482237 >>13482221 Now I'll be imagining this when reading your shit. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:39:04 2015 No.13482239 >>13482229 As you cut into her, there's nothing but an after-image as she has stepped to your side, and grabbed your chin. Holding your face close to hers, she whispers There are no strings on me either And kisses you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:39:25 2015 No.13482240 >>13482214 >>13482229 Just go into the store together. Bet you don't even remember what you needed at this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:39:49 2015 No.13482242 >>13481732 >You will never sleep on your senpai using her chubby body as a daki Chubby Older Sisters make the best dakis

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:39:51 2015 No.13482243 >>13482182 At least the Cait Sith's profile made it interesting, if unlikeable. I'm surprised it was promoted from setting info to its own profile. He's not a big fan of kemono.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:40:04 2015 No.13482247 >>13482237 It's not like I need to worry about it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:40:14 2015 No.13482248 File: 2.48 MB, 960x4218, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481533 Like this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:40:30 2015 No.13482250 >>13482204 And? It's still hundred times better than alps The only bad thing about them is bitchy behavior ro doujins are delicious

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:41:25 2015 No.13482254 >>13482250 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:41:42 2015 No.13482255 >>13482250 >A furry is better than a succubus

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:42:03 2015 No.13482257 >>13482248 Slut. Fired on the spot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:43:40 2015 No.13482261 File: 797 KB, 1000x947, 1429379394690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13482204 kemono lolis are fucking delicious

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:43:53 2015 No.13482262 Would you pretend to be interested in a kikimora you don't actually love just so that she cleans your house for you? Cause I know I would.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:44:14 2015 No.13482265 >>13482257 Faggot. Kicked off the planet.

Anonymous Wed May 13 14:44:16 2015 No.13482266

>>13482234
It's really not pushing if the people who actually like the monster pick up his headcanon. Really, no one is losing anything by doing so. I don't remember whatever Amazon's threadcanon is being so beloved and popular that it would matter. Only thing holding it back is you in particular who whines everytime someone portrays them positively or even occasionally neutrally sometimes. And who cares about some Lizardgirl thread canon? Why not post something other than the stupid bonnet tipping thing that has run its course?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:44:25 2015 No.13482267 >>13482239 I take this opportunity and put my arm around her waist, and pull her closer: "The dance of life, the hunter and the agile prey."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:45:02 2015 No.13482270 >>13482242 Ootsuka Reika begs to differ.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:45:21 2015 No.13482271 >>13482267 And thus begins the dance, a tale as old as time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:46:07 2015 No.13482277 >>13482262 No because I'm not a shitstain.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:46:13 2015 No.13482280 >>13482216 I'd fuck a hundred Alps for it's own sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:46:19 2015 No.13482281 >>13482267 And then you both get arrested for all the proper damage by the flustered store clerk.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:46:42 2015 No.13482283 >>13482265 If she can't control her feminine instincts, then she's no maid of mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:46:59 2015 No.13482285 >>13482262 No. But I would take her in anyway and she would accept eagerly. Maybe I will fall in love with her over time, but at least I got a maid and she got a master now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:47:34 2015 No.13482288 >>13482250 >>>/fur/

Anonymous Wed May 13 14:48:24 2015 No.13482291

>>13482280
I'd fuck an Alp and tell her that I think she's a special girl who is wonderful and deserves only the purest love, as I hold her hand and kiss her passionately, and give her a wonderful night of love, lust, and romance.

Then I'd leave the next morning and not give her my number

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:48:35 2015 No.13482292 >>13482266 I'm not going to keep replying to you, because I can tell you don't care either way and just want to argue. This is a really obnoxious habit, just so you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:48:41 2015 No.13482294 >>13482281 Hey man, all is fair in was and love. And this is a bit of both. That being said, I should probably let my laywer do the talking.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:49:21 2015 No.13482296 >>13481983 Ah, someone actually read that. Neat. I gotta ask, do you have any other anubis screencaps? I never save them myself, wherever they're written by me or someone else, and now I'm starting to regret it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:49:42 2015 No.13482298 >>13482294 >*war

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:50:30 2015 No.13482302 Where are the pictures of Kikimoras and Werewolves dressed as Raiden and Blade wolf while I'm my own master now plays in the distance?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:51:03 2015 No.13482305 >>13482291 >Not making her fall for you then marrying another girl, even inviting her to the wedding. Step it up!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:51:27 2015 No.13482306 >>13482302 In your head. They will be "extracted" in due time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:52:30 2015 No.13482312 >>13482247 Seriously though. Did you really give up writefagging?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:53:12 2015 No.13482314 >>13482292 You could not be more wrong. You started the argument and will every time you keep insisting someone is this guy from /a/ and you're the one with the obnoxious habit as far as I can tell.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:53:16 2015 No.13482315 >>13482283 The shortcomings if the servants are the fault of the master, you didn't educate her properly, take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:54:19 2015 No.13482318 >>13482314 >No u Good job. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:54:55 2015 No.13482321 >>13482315 But this stuff should be genetic for Kikis.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:55:20 2015 No.13482323 >>13482312 Not on purpose. Don't worry about it. The Sun will rise in the morning whether I embarrass myself or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:55:49 2015 No.13482327 >>13482315 I'm sorry that I forgot to put the maid into her place. I'll take responsibility by firing her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:56:30 2015 No.13482328 >>13482323 >Not on purpose. What? I understand even less.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:56:41 2015 No.13482329 >>13482318 No, really. Do you think I set out to have this conversation with you? Fuckwit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:56:42 2015 No.13482330 >>13482280 Alpsluts are weirder than Dragonsluts...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:57:29 2015 No.13482333 >>13482327 >not loving your maid The ultimate failure as a master.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:57:46 2015 No.13482336 >>13482327 Worst master, you don't deserve any kikis. I'll find her a worthy one.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:58:05 2015 No.13482337 >>13482291 >>13482305 Better not get that one Alp that was a serial killer in it's past life

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:58:21 2015 No.13482339 >>13482330 Just wait until you meet the Matangosluts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:59:10 2015 No.13482342 >>13482333 >>13482336 But she's grubby and smelly. I'd rather have a girl that's not bottom class.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:59:20 2015 No.13482343 >>13482329 Last word kiddie.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:59:22 2015 No.13482344 >>13482327 >Not psychologically torturing her by sighing and shaking you head in supreme dissapointment before laboriously cleaning it up yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 14:59:36 2015 No.13482346 >>13482328 It means I didn't just get up one morning and decide to quit, it means I'm just not getting anything out, or even trying very hard. Relax. Nothing of value was lost. Read the stuff that's even now being pumped out better writers than me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:00:01 2015 No.13482347 Alpslut VS Dragonslut when I mean it's obvious the Dragonsluts would win, but which group would cuddle their slut better

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:00:45 2015 No.13482350 >>13482204 Reminder that there's nothing wrong with that. Hug and heatpat the cat, don't fuck it. >But anon their profile says you have to fuck them Profiles say a lot of dumb shit and most the stories people write often ignore stuff from them too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:01:03 2015 No.13482352 >>13482342 Words cannot express how much I disdain your plebeian attitude.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:02:19 2015 No.13482356 >>13482337 I don't have an image that can express how little I care.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:02:25 2015 No.13482357 >>13482342 That's it. I'm hating you bald.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:02:40 2015 No.13482358 >>13482350 >I want furries in my home >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:04:04 2015 No.13482361 >>13482176 I'm one of the guys that suggested it and I don't push anything. I actually don't have much interest in amazons, I find them boring. The whiteknight SJW shtick just suits my interpretation of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:04:22 2015 No.13482362 >>13482342 >I just don't like kikis Why not say that from the beginning?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:04:26 2015 No.13482363 >>13482346 That really doesn't make me feel better, since I liked a bunch of your stories. Oh well, I guess it really can't be helped. I'll still keep waiting though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:04:59 2015 No.13482366 File: 148 KB, 544x775, Kikis are olev.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481533 She would wake you up the way she would like to wake up herself; with tender headpats and sweet words.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:05:12 2015 No.13482368 >>13482356 Of course you won't care when your dead

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:05:40 2015 No.13482369 >>13482363 Don't go Hachiko on me anon. Not worth it. I could pull out endings for all of them outta my ass right now if you wanted.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:07:19 2015 No.13482371 >>13482368 >MG$ >Killing If I could be killed by an alp I don't deserve to exist anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:07:52 2015 No.13482372 >>13482371 Some Alps know karate.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:07:54 2015 No.13482373 >>13482234 You're wrong. I'm the one who made the first whiteknight amazon post in the last thread and I dropped the subject after. I've only ever mentioned it twice. You are being paranoid.

Anonymous Wed May 13 15:08:16 2015 No.13482374

>>13482352
>>13482357
Why should I fuck a maid? There's thousand of them. I hired a maid because I wanted my house to be clean, not because I wanted some lustful bitch molesting me in my sleep. Who knows what else she might do If I let her be?

>>13482362
I do, I'm just joking.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:08:57 2015 No.13482377 >>13482366 >Headpat >The Master That's 4 days of no sex and egg vibes on her nips and clit.

Anonymous Wed May 13 15:09:39 2015 No.13482381
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>>13482262
Anon you realize that love has a tendency to build up over time? You'll just fall in love with her. Especially since Kikimora's naturally aid this proces with the pure aura they give off.

Besides, they can read your preferences and will instantly figure out whetever you will or will not like her in the long run.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:09:53 2015 No.13482383 >>13482248 What's this from? Google isn't giving me anything since it's a modified image.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:10:12 2015 No.13482385 File: 18 KB, 200x294, I'll delete it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13482369

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:10:38 2015 No.13482388 >>13482337 haven't you heard? MAMONO MANA removes all negative urges from the corrupted. can't have a person stick out in the Demon Lord's hugbox.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:10:44 2015 No.13482389 >>13482374 >I hired a maid because I wanted my house to be clean >not letting her clean you as well...with her tongue

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:11:15 2015 No.13482391 >>13482385 I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:11:41 2015 No.13482392 >>13482373 >White knight Amazon was my idea Afraid not, it's been presented before, didn't catch on then either. >Paranoid Pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:11:41 2015 No.13482393 >>13482385 You bastard

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:11:53 2015 No.13482395 >>13482248 >>13482366 And there goes my heart. >>13482381 Here's hoping that she doesn't get turned off by the fact that I'm insecure as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:12:30 2015 No.13482396 >>13482372 I'll just dick her, that should keep her from killing

Anonymous Wed May 13 15:13:13 2015 No.13482397
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>>13482392
There's at least 3-4 of us on board with the idea, so paranoia isn't that far out there when you act like it's one person. You seem to be the only one who cares enough to make a fuss about it. At least now anyway, no idea about the past.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:13:18 2015 No.13482400 >>13482372 Some men carry guns.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:14:25 2015 No.13482401 >>13482400 Magical martial arts>guns

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:14:36 2015 No.13482402 >>13482381 Not if I channel powers of that inner-monologuing Kiki's master.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:14:37 2015 No.13482403 >>13482389 Do you know where that thing has been? She has germs!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:15:24 2015 No.13482404 >>13482397 >No idea about the past Then stop talking to me greenhorn. These fucking newbies talkingn like they know something pisses me off.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:15:30 2015 No.13482405 >>13482401 Damn, this is twice as true in a weeb setting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:16:05 2015 No.13482408 >>13482401 Never in my headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:16:45 2015 No.13482410 >>13482403 I have bad news for you: Everyone does, all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:16:51 2015 No.13482411 >>13482405 Ohohoho! You have no choice but to submit to the Alp's awesome power! >>13482408 Well you're a /k/ommando, you don't count.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:16:53 2015 No.13482413 >>13482392 >was my idea I didn't say that. I said I made the first post about it in the previous thread. Fix your reading comprehension. >Pathetic. For thinking a guy who calls everyone who disagrees with a him a samefag?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:17:12 2015 No.13482414 >>13482405 >>13482408 Alright, the Alp wields a Katana!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:17:20 2015 No.13482416 >>13482401 Anti magic bullets=one dead alp. Multiple orgasms.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:17:55 2015 No.13482418 >>13482383 something something Shomin Sample

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:18:19 2015 No.13482420 >>13482416 >Anti magic bullets No such thing you little smartass!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:18:51 2015 No.13482422 >>13482411 Fuck, was it that obvious?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:19:44 2015 No.13482426 >>13482416 The Alp's spats and sportsbra are made out of a titanium alloy that's bulletproof! >>13482422 Who else would think ballistic weapons were above magic?

Anonymous Wed May 13 15:20:43 2015 No.13482429
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>>13482404
Don't worry you don't sound worth talking to. You sound really belligerent for no reason over some past shitposter drama and your type is never interesting to see in action outside of the kids from /v/. This is part of why generals are regarded as cancer by the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:22:10 2015 No.13482430 >>13482413 >Last thread Who gives a SHIT. The point, the idea has been done, it did not stick, and here you are now pushing it. It's YOUR headcanon, stop shoving it in our faces. If people liked the idea it would have been established already.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:22:34 2015 No.13482431 >>13482426 I want to tease an Alp by forcing her to walk around town wearing only her spats and sportsbra!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:23:19 2015 No.13482436 >>13482377 As long as you don't mid waking up to the Kikimora riding you like a maniac once the four days are up.

Anonymous Wed May 13 15:23:29 2015 No.13482439
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>>13482377
She's going to break one day you know.
One day she's going to be the Kiki that could.
One day she is going to have enough of your shit.
She is going to walk up to you with her fiercest look. And she is going to fucking tell that she loves you, wishes to go out with you and would love having her head pat.

>>13482395
Kiki's enjoy a nice challenge. They will turn even the greatest NEETs into respectfull members of society who can retire early and fuck the maid all day.

>>13482402
Truly a Kiki's greatest enemy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:24:11 2015 No.13482441 >>13482431 Dass sexist!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:24:18 2015 No.13482442 >>13482420 >I don't know about Nth metal/orichalum/Olivier stone's Your nerd fu is weak. >>13482426 This is stupid, I'm out.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:25:11 2015 No.13482446 >>13482442 >Your nerd fu is weak >This is stupid Anon, do you have a split personality?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:25:15 2015 No.13482447 >>13482430 I don't mind, though I don't care for Amazons either. He has just as much right to post an idea as you have to chimp out over it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:25:16 2015 No.13482448 >>13482439 What would a Kikimora do if she came across a NEET who was a sub and dreamed of being a househusband

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:25:31 2015 No.13482449 >>13482429 >I'm so above you How cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:26:06 2015 No.13482453 >>13482429 Just stop responding to him. Anything else just gives him an excuse to keep shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:26:43 2015 No.13482455 >>13482447 Fuck off Voltaire.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:27:06 2015 No.13482456 Kikimora crossbred with a Yeti

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:28:51 2015 No.13482463 >>13482456 A Yetimora? When will it end?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:28:55 2015 No.13482464 >>13482456 So fluffy fur on her arms and legs, but with normal hands? I can dig it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:29:21 2015 No.13482465 >>13482430 >>13482430 It might just be a semi-popular idea if it pops up again. No one is out to push anything on you. Why not just ignore the posts if you dislike them so much?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:29:50 2015 No.13482468 >>13482456 My name is Greta, and I like warm hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:30:03 2015 No.13482471 >>13482436 >Maids raping the Master Anon participates in class but his contributions are weak because he is distracted all the time, probably thinking of holst boobs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:30:51 2015 No.13482473 >>13482463 Only when we create the perfect monster girl and all others become obsolete.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:31:05 2015 No.13482475 >>13482465 Reminds me of Mantis-anon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:31:09 2015 No.13482476 >>13482448 Her profile states you get "eaten" up for being a lazy boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:32:02 2015 No.13482478 >>13482473 The Ultimate MG, eh? Turns out it was a human woman

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:32:24 2015 No.13482482 >>13482436 >>13482471 I like to imagine that a Kikimora gives out a lewder aura the more sexually repressed she is, causing her Master to feel the same when near her. The question is, who breaks first. The Master or the maid?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:32:49 2015 No.13482483 >>13482478 >Boy Maker

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:33:20 2015 No.13482487 >>13482478 Well' they CAN make girls, and boys.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:33:26 2015 No.13482488 File: 99 KB, 500x682, MeSnuSnu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your walking down the street with your waifu when this thing smacks your ass What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:34:05 2015 No.13482489 >>13482455 Non!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:34:20 2015 No.13482492 >>13482488 That's extremely disturbing. Please delete.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:34:25 2015 No.13482493 >>13482456 Kikimora crossbred with a Jinko

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:34:29 2015 No.13482494 >>13482488 Show off my waifu's natty gains.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:35:21 2015 No.13482497 >>13482482 Either way, she's gonna have one hell of a house to clean up afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:35:40 2015 No.13482498 How would your waifu react to her tearing off your dick with her CRUSHING VAGINAL PRESSURE during a particularly intense snu snu session? Supposing you lived, of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:35:51 2015 No.13482500 >>13482471 It's your fault for pushing her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:36:10 2015 No.13482503 >>13482476 What does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:36:40 2015 No.13482504 >>13482455 A thread with Voltaire is truly the best of all possible threads.

Anonymous Wed May 13 15:36:59 2015 No.13482506
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Dear god succubutts aren't even my favourites but chocolate succubutts are a different matter entirely. Would sell my soul for.
>>13482488
>What do?
Request you delete that 3DPD for a start.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:37:16 2015 No.13482507 >>13482498 >fucking dolphins

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:37:22 2015 No.13482508 >>13482503 Performs intense oral sex whether you want it or not as passive aggressive punishment.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:37:30 2015 No.13482509 >>13482498 She would most likely be traumatised in some manner.

Anonymous Wed May 13 15:38:12 2015 No.13482514

>>13482493
Kikimora crossbred with a werecat for dat dere sweet unimpressed sex all over the house while she cleans.
>Master just keeps humping his maid while she works
>Bent over the table while she washes it
>Pushed against the wardrobe while she dusts the top
>Doggy style while she loads the washing machine

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:38:50 2015 No.13482515 >>13482498 MAMONO MANA! KC I'm sorry about my shitposting just fix muh dik!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:38:57 2015 No.13482516 >>13482506 I'm particular to be and purple, but chocobuses are nice too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:39:00 2015 No.13482517 >>13482508 Well I guess she can give as many blowjobs as she wants, I won't stop being a lazy sub and that's final

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:39:50 2015 No.13482522 How do you crossbreed monstergirls again?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:40:14 2015 No.13482523 >>13482516 >be that should be "blue"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:40:38 2015 No.13482524 >>13482514 Kikimora is the best crossbreed race because the result is whatever other MG you use as a meido that wants sex all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:40:52 2015 No.13482525 >>13482498 No dick=no interest >eh, I'm really sorry about your dick, but can you move out tomorrow? I need to find a new husband

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:40:58 2015 No.13482527 >>13482522 Find a Lich crazy enough to break monster research laws and get mixing that DNA.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:41:10 2015 No.13482528 >>13482522 Get turned into an X incubus and impregnate an Y girl, maybe? A Lich did it is the easiest answer, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:41:28 2015 No.13482530 >>13482522 You mash 'em against each other until one of them gets pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:41:31 2015 No.13482532 >>13482522 Gene splicing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:42:00 2015 No.13482534 >>13482515 >waifu watches in horror as anon, on his knees, shouts at the sky for some "kay cee" while the mushy remains of his junk are gushing blood Thanks, I needed that laugh.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:42:01 2015 No.13482535 >>13482525 In KC land they could probably just magic up a JRPG healing potion to grow your dick back.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:42:51 2015 No.13482539 >>13482522 Echinda, she gives birth to random MG spices, including new ones that never existed

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:43:37 2015 No.13482544 >>13482535 I think demonic energy fixes it eventually anyway, he did that so eunuchs wouldn't be the Order's greatest weapon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:44:04 2015 No.13482546 >>13482535 they actually do do that. if you don't wanna go alp that is. Hell, if an Incubus is fast enough he can have his arm cut off and then reattache it to let hyper healing put it back on.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:44:28 2015 No.13482547 >>13482522 Find a Lich. Find a Lilim. Commission the Sabbath to create your ideal Familiar.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:44:42 2015 No.13482548 >>13482514 >Apathetic sex I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:45:54 2015 No.13482550 >>13482535 MGs like Wurms get a bundle deal on them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:46:20 2015 No.13482552 >>13482548 It's a niche fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:46:42 2015 No.13482554 >>13482547 >Commission the Sabbath Would they accept a Holstaurus related commission?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:47:03 2015 No.13482556 >>13482548 It's sorta similar to smug, in that it makes you want to fuck her even harder.

Anonymous Wed May 13 15:48:35 2015 No.13482561

>>13482547
>Commission the Sabbath to create your ideal Familiar.
Oh no you don't Sabbath scum, you've shilled your services for the last time. I tried one of your so called "commissions" and asked for a busty wurm x holst hybrid and what did I get? A Wurm flat as a board, when I complained the Baphomet in charge simply replied "must have been a mistake tehe" and refused to give me my money back.

You'll be hearing from my Tanuki lawyer.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:49:16 2015 No.13482565 >>13482548 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=21114953 >not wanting to fuck her until she fucking bleeds >not wanting to cum inside her a dozen times as she still keeps reading the book

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:49:30 2015 No.13482568 >>13482535 >muh mamono mana Go away KC, hugbox a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:51:34 2015 No.13482578 >>13482568 Didn't mention mamono mana, just jrpg logic and potions. Nice strawman though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:52:14 2015 No.13482579 >>13482561 Curse you anon. Now I'm imagining a lol I tanuki lawyer with glasses, black skirt and dress shirt, and pantyhose, carryinga a briefcase too big for her.

Anonymous Wed May 13 15:52:22 2015 No.13482580

>>13482568
It's actually a pretty smart effect with his set up. Eunuchs would win everything otherwise. Like if it only did physical things it would be nowhere near as bad as people make it out to be. The real issue is the mindbreak thing that forces everything into a happy ending.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:52:44 2015 No.13482582 >>13482561 >commissions the Sabbath for a busty monster girl >hires a Tanuki lawyer You're the kind of person who'd hire a Lava Golem to a library.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:53:02 2015 No.13482584 >>13482579 >loli tanuki >Tanuki Office Lolita when?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:53:45 2015 No.13482587 >>13482561 >Holstaur You lair. Not even Baphomet was able to make Holst flat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:53:47 2015 No.13482589 >>13482565 >Until she bleeds I don't know man, I don't like being that rough

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:53:51 2015 No.13482590 >>13482565 >Till she bleeds Go away Professor Pain/Night Shift Nurses guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:53:53 2015 No.13482591 >>13482554 Got to find someone else if you want that

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:53:58 2015 No.13482592 >>13482568 Make me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:55:03 2015 No.13482597 >>13482579 >so anon, how much do you really want to win this case Loli Tanuki lawyer that uses her position for sex and money would be amusing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:55:08 2015 No.13482598 >>13482587 Must have been the wurm DNA.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:57:25 2015 No.13482608 >>13482598 T is for Telomere!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 15:57:48 2015 No.13482609 >>13482582 >You're the kind of person who'd hire a Lava Golem to a library. Look that was an honest mistake, I didn't know she'd burn that history section to a crisp.

Anonymous Wed May 13 15:59:08 2015 No.13482614

>>13482597
You act like I wouldn't screw her on her office chair while spinning. Megane and pantyhose mang.

Alternatively, hold her briefcase over her head as she futile jump to reach it, you telling her you'll Chuck it somewhere if she doesn't do what you hired her to. And she needs that briefcase, there's LOTS of blackma- I mean, important documents there.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:00:10 2015 No.13482617 >>13482608 Oh you can fuck right off.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:01:27 2015 No.13482619 >>13482617 Don't be a grump, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:01:49 2015 No.13482621 >>13482614 >Megane >Pantyhose >Loli Muh diiiiick~

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:02:02 2015 No.13482623 >>13482578 >jrpg logic and potions Since when potions can grow amputated limbs and shit? I don't thing a single RPG did that

Anonymous Wed May 13 16:02:31 2015 No.13482624
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>>13482609
Monsters are out to destroy our history though. You should have known.

They don't even teach proper history in those monster schools now.

>Yes boyim, humans and monsters are the same species now so be a good boy and get yourself a monster wife.
>It'll be just like a human wife, honest!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:03:08 2015 No.13482626 >>13482621 And a bush tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:04:28 2015 No.13482632 File: 675 KB, 709x1000, 365938166bf677043b2d0c6939fb9429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13482621

Anonymous Wed May 13 16:05:44 2015 No.13482635

>>13482623
Well presumably they'd have that since many RPGs have resurrection in some form or another as well as potions that can bring you back to full health. Dismemberment is very rare in RPGs too. Most just go for things like crippled limbs/organs which can be fixed. If we're talking about TTRPGs then any high fantasy one has those and more.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:06:02 2015 No.13482637 >>13482626 >Hug the bush tail from behind >Intercrural her with the stockings still on >She's blushing like hell leaning on her desk >She looks like a loli tanuki Kuzuhashi-sensei from kinmoza Look what you did, now I have to fap instead of drawing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:06:33 2015 No.13482640 >>13482632 Assassin waves newspapers.gif

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:09:08 2015 No.13482652 >>13482609 It's alright, everyone makes mistakes. Now why don't you unwind in that Ogre massage parlor for a change of pace?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:09:47 2015 No.13482656 File: 453 KB, 1240x877, 8a4f824380c81b55e3e222997702336c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >People still don't understand the clear superiority maidos have over the competition.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:11:52 2015 No.13482665 >>13482656 Is that a fucking mindflayer MG on the left?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:11:53 2015 No.13482666 >>13482656 I want to have a Princess Maid. If Princess Knights can exist, so can they. She'd wear a crown instead of the headband, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:12:52 2015 No.13482671 >>13482637 >>13482632 I'd sit her on my lap with her back to me and finger her, her legs spread fully while she pulls my head down to kiss her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:13:13 2015 No.13482672 >>13482635 RPGs have resurrection but I have never seen potion that grow limbs. If someone loses a limb in RPG they grow it back with magic or replace missing limb with sword or something So RPG logic and potions won't grow your dick back

Anonymous Wed May 13 16:13:23 2015 No.13482673

>>13482652
How do Ogres work anyway?

>they are likely to mercilessly beat pleasure into their men in order to bring them to climax as quickly as possible.

>The viciousness of their assault will probably increase, as they try to give their men more and greater pleasure.

Is it some kind of secret ogre technique known as a reverse donkey-punch?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:15:13 2015 No.13482680 >>13482666 Well that sounds ni- >Satan IT'S SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:15:18 2015 No.13482683 >>13482652 You monster, don't sexualize the kinmozas although I totally would a kuzuhashi-sensei >>13482652 Maybe I should, it's been a long day. A nice gentle massage is just what I need.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:17:41 2015 No.13482693 >>13482673 How many times must we teach you this lesson anon? MAMONO MANA! FUUUUUUCK!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:17:42 2015 No.13482694 >>13482683 First part was meant for >>13482637 I really have had a long day

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:19:04 2015 No.13482701 >>13482693 I like his reverse donkey-punch idea more.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:19:32 2015 No.13482706 >>13482683 >Putting yourself in a vulnerable position >With an ogre Darwin wants to slap your face.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:20:08 2015 No.13482710 I want to fuse a Wurm with a tanuki

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:20:38 2015 No.13482712 >>13482671 I'd have her seated straddling me and tease her butthole with both hands under her stockings and panties while she hugs me hard and yelps and moans in my ear. >>13482694 Kuzuhashi-sensei is my waifu. I want to impegnate her three times.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:20:53 2015 No.13482713 >>13482673 It was clarified somewhere that Ogres don't actually beat you, they're into wild, competitive sex and treat it like a battle

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:21:52 2015 No.13482720 >>13482701 It's the mana that would make it feel good. It's mana that keeps sushi oni from crushing a man's pelvis. It's mana that keeps a lava golem from charbroiling a man.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:22:53 2015 No.13482726 >>13482710 >She swindles you out of all your ice cream

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:23:01 2015 No.13482727 >>13482713 >reverse pornstar sex moves >squat-ramming her vag onto his dick >pulls out just before she cums and squirts all over his face

Anonymous Wed May 13 16:26:46 2015 No.13482740

>>13482713
People took the whole "beat" thing too literally. Violently slamming their butt into you while fucking, tossing you into different positions and that kind of stuff. They're basically alpha females.
>>13482727
>please look forward to our next movie where this helpless man gets violated by an ogre, ushi and oni
Porn movies in MGC would be weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:26:59 2015 No.13482741 >>13482713 >Ogres are particularly violent humanoids monstergirls that make their home in wastelands and mountains. They treat sex like a battle and rape defeated men with one sided abandon >They carry men off after beating them down Hugbox kun pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:29:36 2015 No.13482754 File: 360 KB, 800x1000, 1424309838106.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13482740 MAN SWINE the movie

Anonymous Wed May 13 16:31:01 2015 No.13482759

>>13482713
>>13482740
>It gives them pleasure and spurs their fighting spirit, setting them on fire, if their men hit them back

>Those who don't put up a fight are viewed as weaklings who deserve to be raped by the strong, and one sided abuse and rape will continue

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:31:13 2015 No.13482762 >>13482166 Damn, I just started it a couple weeks ago. It's pretty good, too. Well, at least it will get an ending at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:34:53 2015 No.13482775 >>13482754 >Jane the Chubby, veteran rapelady >JANE, JANE, JANE, JANE, JANE >So you like lying down, do you? That's what you're gonna be doing once I get my hands on you! Monmusu manswine would be amazing.

Anonymous Wed May 13 16:36:55 2015 No.13482781

>>13482759
Again, poor translation and the western fanbase taking things too literally.
>hit them back
As in try to turn the tables and be the dominant one during sex
>Those who don't put up a fight are viewed as weaklings who deserve to be raped by the strong
Lay back and complain like a bitch and she'll continue to fuck you her way but she respects you if you try to compete for dominance.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:42:50 2015 No.13482795 File: 619 KB, 1138x1400, 1414021385562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DON'T TOUCH ME I'M STERILE

Anonymous Wed May 13 16:42:53 2015 No.13482796

>>13482762
Don't fret too much, Dragon's got a couple of episodes set after her ending and Loli-Oni has been "over" since the second sounding chapter, and there's been a shitton of daily life episodes after that. There just most likely won't be any real development.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:43:14 2015 No.13482799 >>13482781 >>13482741

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:45:12 2015 No.13482805 I want to run a daycare for dragons, baphomets, ushis, and other super charged girls >mfw one of the baphomets is really 103 and trying to get a date

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:47:04 2015 No.13482810 >>13482805 Just watch out for that "old lady" smell.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:47:09 2015 No.13482811 >>13482796 Loli-Oni's shenanigans always make me forget what a bundle of psychotic murder she is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:48:18 2015 No.13482820 >>13482810 Rude!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:48:48 2015 No.13482822 >>13482820 The truth often is.

Anonymous Wed May 13 16:51:23 2015 No.13482835

You know, the childish form thing from the Sabbath, niwhere does it say it affe t personity to keep the girls acting young, does it? That means you could have smoking loii liches. Loli ogres who drink and curse like sailors. Loli gloomy dragons who are weary of life.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:53:30 2015 No.13482845 >>13482822 Nowhere affects personality Stupid big meaty hands.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:53:55 2015 No.13482849 >>13482811 She's not a yan threat to Darling anymore, now that she sees he loves and trusts her enough to let her CBT him even after the pegging incident, but that guro fetish sure does still exist and is going to feature in the episode after the next

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:54:12 2015 No.13482850 >>13482845 >Stupid big meaty hands. Guys I think there's really an Anubis posting in monster girl threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:55:09 2015 No.13482856 >>13482845 Okay you know what? I'm stupid and need less caffeine. >>13482835

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:55:56 2015 No.13482861 >>13482850 Hands, not paws so it's obviously a Troll.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:56:04 2015 No.13482862 >>13482795 >dat butt >dat maturity >dat magic bondage I'm not even a fan of bondage that much, but sweet jesus. I love how she looks just a little bit older than your average anubis, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:56:11 2015 No.13482863 >>13482835 I think they mentioned something like innocence and cuteness of lolis

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:57:27 2015 No.13482869 >>13482835 Basically. I guess many of the would ham up the innocence act, since it goes well with their forms, but nothing stopping them from being any of what you just described.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 16:57:48 2015 No.13482872 >>13482862 She's not old! She's just been here in the world longer. Don't call her old unless you want to be the one wrapped up!

Anonymous Wed May 13 17:00:47 2015 No.13482884
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>>13482869
I've always found cute girls who break the act when they think no one's looking or they lose their temper hilarious.
>Baphomet's face when her Onii-chan catches her going on a swear filled rant.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:00:58 2015 No.13482886 >>13482872 >No silver haired Anubutt who doesn't like it when her age gets brought up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:01:40 2015 No.13482890 >>13482872 Well, I called her older than your average anubis, not old, but okay. She's old! Mature! Aged like fine wine! She's old and wise! Old and tall! Old with curves! Now where are those damn bandages?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:02:54 2015 No.13482897 >>13482884 >that new girl from Sotomura-san >the blonde from Joshiraku No thanks. I want the scary girl who's actually sweet.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:03:55 2015 No.13482903 >>13482886 How many old monmusus have we even seen?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:04:36 2015 No.13482908 >>13482903 Not enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:05:32 2015 No.13482914 >>13482884 Did you ever read the one about the loli prostitute who acts sweet, then turns into a foul mouth, smoking next to her crestfallen client?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:06:33 2015 No.13482921 >>13482886 >>13482890 You're getting tied up and sat on tonight, hopefully the femdom will help you understand to respect your elders! Not that she's your elder or anything

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:07:26 2015 No.13482926 >>13482897 >Not wanting Kigurumi Although Kukuru is objectively better. She'd also make a wonderful Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:08:05 2015 No.13482931 >>13482914 Links pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:08:28 2015 No.13482933 >>13482921 Don't push yourself grandma, you might break a hip.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:09:41 2015 No.13482936 >>13482921 That just leaves her at the mercy of my tongue. It's probably been a while since she last got some attention anyways, making her quite sensative

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:09:57 2015 No.13482938 >>13482926 Red is best. Red's funny and also rapeable.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:17:20 2015 No.13482961 >>13482921 >Mature features >Gray hair/fur >Well padded hips/rear and a pair of full, yet perky, breasts. >little bit of a tummy She is going to become a momma.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:18:47 2015 No.13482969 >>13482933 Yeah, yours.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:25:12 2015 No.13482989 >>13482884 Guess who's not getting headpats for a week.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:29:43 2015 No.13483001 >>13482989 Goddamit, somoene stop this monster. I'm going to call Ms. Happy on your ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:32:30 2015 No.13483009 >>13482989 Withholding head pats is a form of abuse. Good luck explaining that to the judge.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:35:07 2015 No.13483017 File: 216 KB, 441x553, 1393174106431.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13482961

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:37:05 2015 No.13483025 >>13483009 >judge is loli anubutt They're everywhere!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:37:54 2015 No.13483029 >>13482759 But the same profile makes it sound like a euphemism too which leads to weird donkey punch questions like >>13482673

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:38:25 2015 No.13483031 >>13482805 >Running a daycare for little kids that could easily overpower you I hope you have a Wurm as an assistant, otherwise you are screwed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:40:23 2015 No.13483035 >>13483031 Anon is the brains, Wurm is the brawn. The kid's schemes usually center around separating the two or messing with their weakest point. Possibly getting the Wurm to rape Anon so they can get away from punishment.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:41:01 2015 No.13483038 >>13483031 >Here lays anon, died by monster girl stampede at milk and cookies time

Anonymous Wed May 13 17:41:11 2015 No.13483040
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>>13481517
>switching waifus
Disgusting, you should feel pure love from the start of finding your waifu and the magical feeling of knowing 100% she's gonna be your waifu the more you learn about her

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:41:24 2015 No.13483041 File: 96 KB, 400x489, e9d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Angry hate-sex between paladins and Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:42:13 2015 No.13483047 I just want to spend my life with an older monstergirl who'd rather read books with me, talk shit about TV shows, and not care all that much about sex. Is that too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:42:55 2015 No.13483050 >>13483041 >giving monsters the D in any form But that means they win.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:43:56 2015 No.13483054 >>13483050 >not using the D to turn her against her own kind

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:44:20 2015 No.13483056 >>13483047 You want an older version of Blanc then? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlAyBKtKenU As a bonus she writes her own books too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:45:21 2015 No.13483063 >>13483047 You sound like a tired, old grampa. Maybe that would be possible if being with a monster girl didn't involve eternal life and endless ejaculations.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:45:22 2015 No.13483065 >>13483050 Condoms. HOLY condoms of peace and justice!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:46:44 2015 No.13483071 >>13483050 You're doing it wrong. You conquer them with the D Enslave them to the D Make them so hopelessly addicted to the D that they'll fight their own kind

Anonymous Wed May 13 17:46:48 2015 No.13483072

>>13483035
As much as I dislike thread canon Wurm, it would be the perfect worker at a daycare like that.

>Loves to play games just as much as the kids
>Won't get hurt by the kids roughhousing
>Will listen to Anon (mostly) when he tells her to do things or the kids try to trick her
>Cares about the kid's wellbeing so will take good care of them

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:46:57 2015 No.13483074 >>13483054 Monsters are pretty individualistic though. A monster getting the D is a monster that has won, in her mind at least. They set out to have sex with you, and ....had sex with you. That's all that matters to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:48:04 2015 No.13483080 >>13483056 Xbox best girl

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:48:45 2015 No.13483084 >>13481889 Late reply, I know, but god damn this would be funny to see drawn

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:49:14 2015 No.13483086 >>13483065 Monsters list the invention of condoms as mankind's greatest crime. They always bring it up as one of our mistakes without irony.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:50:33 2015 No.13483093 >>13483041 >You will never be a Paladin fucking Diablo-chan, Ushi-Onis, Minotaurs, or Lilims in the most rigorous hatefucking sessions >That would put Molotov Cocktease and Brock Samson to shame >You like it with the boots on

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:51:03 2015 No.13483096 File: 150 KB, 960x544, 01a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are your waifu's traits or specialty?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:53:23 2015 No.13483106 >>13483096 >Splitting chopsticks in her cleavage Well that's nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:53:31 2015 No.13483108 >>13483072 And easy to trick into sex. Truly the ideal coworker.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:53:33 2015 No.13483109 >>13483093 Brock would NTR the fallen hero and bang the demon lord

Anonymous Wed May 13 17:53:51 2015 No.13483112

>>13483056
Blanc's alright, but I'm told her writing is pretty substandard, and I'm not a fan of those psychopathic rage tantrums.

>>13483063
I just want to sit in my back garden, read a book and share a jug of lemonade with a basking kitsune. Her tails would make a nice cushion when I sit back-to-back with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:54:46 2015 No.13483115 >>13483109 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdgD8OP04RE >Brock enters the Demon Lord's castle

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:55:12 2015 No.13483120 >>13483108 >tricking a wurm into sex It's far more likely she will try to trick you into sex, with hilariously clumsy and obvious manipulations

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:55:48 2015 No.13483124 >>13483074 She can have all the sex she wants after she performs...a few "tasks".

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:57:19 2015 No.13483129 >>13483112 >but I'm told her writing is pretty substandard Most of it's fanfic tier, she even wrote a fantasy battle harem. She'd fit right in here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:57:39 2015 No.13483132 >>13483096 Big fluffy wings, knows a lot of history and stories, is able to use magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:58:39 2015 No.13483133 >>13483096 She has the power of friendship.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 17:58:48 2015 No.13483134 >>13483132 Tenguslut, pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:01:01 2015 No.13483142 >>13483134 I can't stop. She's just so wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:04:46 2015 No.13483151 >TFW don't have any MGs to write about >TFW turning inside >There's a spook

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:06:22 2015 No.13483157 >>13482188 That was a cute read, but no, don't think it was.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:06:49 2015 No.13483159 >>13483096 >Moe Traits >Listing "Has Thigh-Highs" s a moe trait >Fucking splits chopsticks with her boobs >"No, it's okay, I only hurt bad people." I'm still gonna get this anyway, but The fuck is all this?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:07:09 2015 No.13483160 >>13483151 Don't be racist they prefer African American

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:07:30 2015 No.13483161 >>13482261 Haku a best. Bastet runner up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:08:14 2015 No.13483165 >>13483159 Expect SAO tier translations considering it's by an asian team and isn't an english release.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:08:26 2015 No.13483166 >>13483096 Still not as good as Kunoichi. Because Kunoichi has buttwings AND a tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:08:47 2015 No.13483167 >>13483151 Listen to some music? It sometimes helps me come up with ideas

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:08:50 2015 No.13483168 File: 24 KB, 250x497, Skeleton_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483151 embrace the spook write about the spook if i recall no one has done a skeleton girl story

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:11:17 2015 No.13483175 >>13483142 What if she insists on wearing one of those tengu masks with the ridiculously long noses during coitus? Checkmate, Tenguslut.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:11:26 2015 No.13483177 >>13483047 MAMONO MANA.

Anonymous Wed May 13 18:11:50 2015 No.13483179
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>>13482296
I've got plenty. Like...
Cuddly Anubis+Dragon Threesome
Anubis making a snow sculpture
MGK Fallout Anubis
MGK Anubis gets called a Princess
A couple descriptions of Anubis from Thread Dating Games and rolls and such
Meeting Anubis Boss at a Bastet Orgy
And a few other things.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:13:00 2015 No.13483182 >>13482416 Kiritsugu, go hug your daughteru, you're drunk.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:14:30 2015 No.13483185 >>13483159 Well, brace yourself, because it' showing to be a regular thing in this game, I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:15:37 2015 No.13483188 >>13483132 >is able to use magic. Wait, what Since when crow tengu can use magic Neither MGE nor Touhou Aya can use it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:16:15 2015 No.13483191 >>13482884 I like Average's Baphomet. Mature girl who has a pretty rough time of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:16:20 2015 No.13483192 >>13483179 >picture Ah, that's an oldie. One of the first, if I remember rightly. Do you have the rest up on imgur, or another image host? It might not do to dump the rest here, all things considered.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:16:49 2015 No.13483195 >>13483120 Oh no! I'm being tricked into performing dreadful carnal acts in the loving embrace of a Wurm's coils! Such deceitful cunning. Who could have seen it coming?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:17:30 2015 No.13483198 >>13483182 Didn't he blow her head off?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:17:31 2015 No.13483199 >>13483175 >You will never date a Tengu who thinks of herself as a superior Harpy >And yet can't, for the life of her, stand or walk in tengu geta sandals

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:17:39 2015 No.13483202 >>13483165 Nah, translation is much better than SAO There are few minor mistakes but not that much. Like in starless translation

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:19:07 2015 No.13483205 >>13483120 Oh no! I dropped my ice cream on my breasts and there are no napkins anywhere. How will I get it off? Cue dense kun.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:19:11 2015 No.13483207 >>13483198 That was just an illusion, a nightmare induced by the Grail. >Hey, hey, don't worry man, you can live here, with your waifu and daughteru, I'll take care of eeeeeeverything on the outside, no worries. >...y'know...fuck this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:20:04 2015 No.13483209 >>13483202 That's reassuring actually, that was the one reason I'd been putting off buying it. Well one of two reasons, the other being money. If this was MGC I'd be a hug slut for money.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:21:32 2015 No.13483213 >>13483207 And why is there a brown lol I "twin" of his daughteru? I'm not a fatefag, beyond stay night.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:22:01 2015 No.13483215 >>13483157 >cute Wat It was pure smut. But pretty good smut

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:22:34 2015 No.13483216 >>13483213 *loli Ducking auto correct.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:23:01 2015 No.13483218 >>13483209 >MGC ?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:23:18 2015 No.13483219 What Monster Girl do you want to fondle and what do you want to fondle?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:23:24 2015 No.13483221 >>13483209 >hug slut for money So you'd cuddle weresheep or was that a typo and you'd get gangbanged by onis?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:23:59 2015 No.13483223 >>13483167 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w Okay. >>13483168 That's because they're a shit

Anonymous Wed May 13 18:24:21 2015 No.13483225

>>13483213
That's from Prisma Ilya, an alternate world where Kiritsugu didn't fuck up, and actually managed to succeed at life.

Then magical antics ensue around his family anyway, and somehow his daughteru winds up hanging out with a version of herself from an alternate universe, and a brown clone.

I'm not actually sure where Kuro comes from or how she popped up to be perfectly honest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:24:30 2015 No.13483226 >>13483215 I agree that's what it was but >smut can't be cute Look at this pok gai.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:25:21 2015 No.13483229 >>13483192 Sure anon, here. All my Anubis-related screencaps. http://imgur.com/8LrxVaB,JPZm9H9,1vAVhY3,77oU6WU,g01Qff9,dBBi1fC,jEdAc5y,N7plsPV,bVT7CYY,Ed5iOhl,2sK1EjM,Z10kECF,bJUdNMO,ZOAmqjL

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:26:49 2015 No.13483231 >>13483225 Should I watch the whole thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:27:03 2015 No.13483235 >>13483221 The first one. I'd even hug a lonely creepy crawly if they paid.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:27:26 2015 No.13483236 >>13483225 >version of herself I thought it was gender bendered Archer

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:27:37 2015 No.13483237 >>13483229 >All my Anubis-related screencaps. So Jabberwocky guy has competition now?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:28:04 2015 No.13483238 >>13483219 All of them. Everything. Even matango.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:29:25 2015 No.13483242 >>13483237 Aren't they the same guy?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:30:15 2015 No.13483244 File: 32 KB, 396x353, 1429928652971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483238 >even matango your crazy man

Anonymous Wed May 13 18:31:02 2015 No.13483246

>>13483236
Nope. There's alternate-universe Ilya, and then Brown Ilya.

Brown Ilya is probably brown Ilya at all though because Archer though. She gets Archers power-set because CardcaptorsXFate Servants, but her appearance was likely inspired by her Onii-chan.

>>13483242
Nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:32:57 2015 No.13483250 >>13483231 Do you enjoy Loli Fanservice? Do you enjoy decent comedy? Do you enjoy wonderfully animated fight sequences? If the answer to any of the above was "Yes", then yes, you should.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:34:10 2015 No.13483254 >>13483246 Archer's trace power turns you into nigger? Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:35:28 2015 No.13483255 >>13483244 X-day is coming. I'll wreak nuclear dickstruction on the monstergirls of the world. I can already picture their ahegaos.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:35:42 2015 No.13483257 File: 294 KB, 1024x768, Iskander.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483254 The same reason anything the way it is in Nasuverse. He's a shitty writer.

Anonymous Wed May 13 18:35:58 2015 No.13483260

>>13483120
>"Hey Anon, I heard you've had trouble sleeping lately."
>Yeah, I've always had a bit of insomnia.
>"You should come over and use my bed!"
>...
>"I-It's super comfortable! Really!"

>"Hey Anon, you know what always helps me sleep through the night? Getting a good workout in during the day."
>That sounds reasonable I guess
>"Great! I'll help you. Now, what kind of strenuous physical activity can we do here? Just the two of us, all alone in this room. This room with a lockable door."

>"Hey Anon, still having trouble sleeping?"
>Uh..no, I'm-
>"I read an article recently that said having sex releases a lot of serotonin in your brain and helps you have a better night's sleep. You're single, right Anon?"
>Well yeah, but-
>"That must be your problem then! I guess if you want I could have sex with you. N-Not that I want to, you understand, Just to help you out. B-Because we're such good friends."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:36:05 2015 No.13483261 File: 1.29 MB, 1320x1396, Gaaazer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're discussing games made by タイプムーン when suddenly this NEET girl starts fondling you and claiming she'll fuck your love of "typeshit" right out of you. Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:36:21 2015 No.13483263 >>13483254 >makes copies of things >copyright >stealing >nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:37:05 2015 No.13483266 >>13483250 Eh, guess I'll give it a shot. >nips >comedy YOU made a funny anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:37:59 2015 No.13483269 >>13483261 Let her do whatever she wants, gazer is my waifu. I wish gazer was popular again.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:38:06 2015 No.13483271 >>13483263 You...sonofabitch!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:39:15 2015 No.13483273 >>13483269 I'd write about Gazer but I have other pressing matters to attend to. Like learning how to git gud, the square root of dick in pauldron, and the art of the loli footjob

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:39:36 2015 No.13483274 >>13483260 >Not that I want to Oh, then could you introduce me to one of your friends?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:39:52 2015 No.13483276 >>13483263 >making copies is stealing I guess Jesus is also a nigger He copied bread and other stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:40:05 2015 No.13483277 >>13483175 Masks are cool. I'd let her wear it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:42:36 2015 No.13483282 >>13483188 >Out of all the harpies, they're the race with the mightiest power. they can fly around the sky at high speed and use skills similar to magic called "shinzuuriki." Not really magic, but it's close.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:42:40 2015 No.13483283 >>13483250 No no, she was brown before she got his power-set. Her character design was brown in the first place to evoke the imagery of Archer. And he's brown because...I dunno, something about the universe hating his guts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:42:55 2015 No.13483285 >>13483257 I'm pretty sure kaleid is written by some other guy as a spin-off

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:43:41 2015 No.13483286 >>13483283 Meant for >>13483254

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:43:52 2015 No.13483287 >>13483175 Wouldn't tenguslut nose masks have sunk in noses? Because, you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:43:59 2015 No.13483288 >>13483274 She wants to She's trying to play it cool so you don't think she's a creeper She's a creeper

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:45:44 2015 No.13483291 >>13483283 Suddenly Ahirman being brown makes sense and I am not happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:47:02 2015 No.13483295 >>13483288 She just said she doesn't. Why would she lie?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:48:45 2015 No.13483300 >>13483179 >Anubis making a snow sculpture Anubis can't handle cold weather, might as well drop a Glacies and a Yuki in the desert as well

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:51:35 2015 No.13483309 >>13483300 I'd rather shove a Yeti in the anti-cuddle chamber.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:51:52 2015 No.13483310 >>13483300 >Anubis can't handle cold weather That's why I cuddle up with her in a cozy blanket by the fire.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:53:12 2015 No.13483315 >>13483309 >Anti cuddle chamber >It's just a room >WITH NOTHING IN IT

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:55:53 2015 No.13483320 >>13483315 make it unbreakable and you got a wurms worst nightmare

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:57:00 2015 No.13483325 >>13483320 >Unbreakable Impossible. Not even Grade A Gundanium alloy could contain a Wurm

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 18:59:48 2015 No.13483332 >>13483325 So Wurms are Mary Sues now?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:00:46 2015 No.13483337 >>13483332 Nah, just Newtypes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:01:07 2015 No.13483340 >>13483332 > now Where have you been for the last 18 months? Since wurms became retard-moe in threadcanon they have been absolutely that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:01:43 2015 No.13483343 File: 1.97 MB, 500x281, 01.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483282 Tengus are pretty good

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:02:20 2015 No.13483347 >>13483269 >spoiler Same here. I still want to write about one that's got a split/multiple personalities that bicker amongst each other >sweatingbullets.mp3

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:02:44 2015 No.13483349 >>13483295 >She's trying to play it cool so you don't think she's a creeper

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:03:02 2015 No.13483350 >>13483340 >Where have you been for the last 18 months? Alone in the frozen Antarctic wastes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:03:39 2015 No.13483353 >>13483276 >nigger Jesus He actually was, its historically correct, given the time and zone.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:03:53 2015 No.13483355 >>13483325 so let me ask this then say the demon lord kidnaps a wurms husband is the demon lord just all around screwed or is everyones faith in wurms about wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:04:35 2015 No.13483358 >>13483355 Anon, we're just joking around here.

Anonymous Wed May 13 19:05:07 2015 No.13483361

>>13483347
>multiple personalities
>each likes different games
>main personality just wants to chill and play AAA games
>one personality bullies her for being a casual
>another is a retro fanboy and hates both of them for playing modern games
>the one thing they can agree on is their love for their husband

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:05:24 2015 No.13483362 >>13483355 Wurm defeats demon lord with the power of friendship

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:05:53 2015 No.13483364 >>13483355 Can't the DL just sap the demonic energy right out of the Wurm along with her plotshield anyways?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:07:27 2015 No.13483372 File: 403 KB, 1024x768, 1423122640594.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster makes the best mother?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:08:45 2015 No.13483377 >>13483372 Echidna Holst

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:08:59 2015 No.13483380 File: 100 KB, 620x877, 1429310343687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483372 wurm

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:09:06 2015 No.13483381 >>13483372 That's not how parenting works.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:10:00 2015 No.13483386 >>13483380 plz go Ya-chan

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:10:51 2015 No.13483388 >>13483380 I'm no fan of dumb wurm threadcanon but she seems like the type who REALLY needs to grow into the role rather than it coming natural to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:12:13 2015 No.13483393 I want to be trained by a Kikimora to be an upstanding, affluent member of society and then use my newfound status to win the heart of a upper-class lady like a Vampire, Wight or a Dragon!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:13:24 2015 No.13483397 File: 3.45 MB, 1920x1080, 231.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what do you think about new Not!Shanoa vampire/demon/crystal cancer girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:15:17 2015 No.13483401 File: 547 KB, 629x800, yasuko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483380 >>13483388

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:15:40 2015 No.13483403 >>13483397 Get rid of the crystals, and she looks pretty decent. Those things look shooped on for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:15:42 2015 No.13483405 File: 48 KB, 281x612, The D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483397 I expect a whip so I can do a jump-attack chain. And crosses, LOTS OF CROSSES! AND DEATH!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:17:22 2015 No.13483413 >>13483401 That bird is mocking me, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:18:04 2015 No.13483417 >>13483372 QUE TE JODAN!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:18:16 2015 No.13483419 >>13483413 Don't bully Inko-chan

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:18:19 2015 No.13483421 >>13483393 You better stop the maid from peeking in on you during sexytimes. She'll probably get annoying and clingy as well, so remind her that she's just a servant.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:18:44 2015 No.13483422 >>13483315 >empty room with one window >other side of the window is a freezer >with poor Jimmy locked inside >she can hear him freezing and chattering and can't help him

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:21:42 2015 No.13483432 >>13483403 Getting rid of crystal cancer is one of the points in the game

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:23:06 2015 No.13483437 >>13483422 Why is Jimmy in the freezer? What did he ever do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:23:24 2015 No.13483439 >>13483397 Already put $60 towards it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:24:11 2015 No.13483441 >>13483401 She was horrible mother though

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:25:21 2015 No.13483450 >>13483437 He was born a Jimmy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:26:13 2015 No.13483452 >>13483439 >giving money for something with concept art only Enjoy your Mighty tumbrl №9

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:26:13 2015 No.13483453 >>13483437 He wanted to "play a game" with Hellhound

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:26:26 2015 No.13483454 >>13483450 But Jimmy is not a name for bullying, like Timmy is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:27:13 2015 No.13483458 >>13483453 Living Doll with Jigsaw color palette when?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:29:40 2015 No.13483463 >>13483452 Take it easy, friend, lets not turn into /v/

Anonymous Wed May 13 19:30:52 2015 No.13483469

>>13483453
>Play a game
>Hellhound tells him to play the "shoplifting" game with her
>Makes Jimmy carry as much candy as his pockets can carry before making him bolt out of the store with her
>Both still get in trouble when an off duty police officer catches the two of them
>Both are hella grounded
>Salamander now has to shoot bottle with her new CO2 pellet gun alone

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:31:24 2015 No.13483472 >>13483452 Hey, I trust the names behind it. And even if Mighty No.9's "Community Involvement" went to hell, I still think it'll be a fun game when all is said and done. Shante'll probably be better though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:32:58 2015 No.13483478 >>13483472 I'm still mad Call E didn't win.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:33:18 2015 No.13483482 >>13483469 >Salamander now has to shoot bottle with her new CO2 pellet gun alone Be careful kid, you'll shoot your eye out with that thing!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:34:13 2015 No.13483487 >>13483478 F all the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:35:17 2015 No.13483491 >>13483478 >>13483487 qt NotRoll > Slutty flight attendant

Anonymous Wed May 13 19:40:51 2015 No.13483505
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>>13483469
Oh the memories.

>Live in the grangeriest town to ever granger a grange
>Buy crossman air rife, the ones with the pumps that generate air pressure
>Box says pump 4 times at most
>Do so, shoot can
>bretty good
>Astoundingly inbred neighbor comes over
>Say lookit that thar fyne peec. Hyelp, her's an ideer fer ya, why doncah pump it up like tweeny taims thayn shewt it?
>Eyes go wide with realization
>Pump the thing up so much I have to stomp on the bolt to close it
>Spot squirrel
>360 no-scope get redy fajet
>pull trigger
>bullet goes through squirrel, rips out lungs, spine, liver ext
>Neat hole through skull with brain stuff in a perfect cylinder leaking out the side
>Go to bed, have interesting dreams for the next few days
Im sorry was this too much like a blog? Here have a cow or something

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:41:00 2015 No.13483508 File: 1.69 MB, 1100x1200, Dark_Flavors.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are the best flavors, MGT?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:43:04 2015 No.13483515 >>13483508 I'm partial to California Gold, Bedouin Dreams, Dark Vanilla, Dusky Dravidian, and Evening Elvan.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:43:04 2015 No.13483516 File: 411 KB, 953x700, Cows in a field.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483505 >cow

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:43:13 2015 No.13483517 >>13483508 All of them, anon. All of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:44:15 2015 No.13483521 >>13483508 Vanilla

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:44:21 2015 No.13483522 >>13483505 That's not a cow!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:44:28 2015 No.13483523 >>13483508 All are good, but California Gold, The Okinawan, and Scent of Cinnamon are the best to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:44:28 2015 No.13483524 File: 128 KB, 858x800, YetiWhiteChocolate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483508 White chocolate

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:44:56 2015 No.13483525 >>13483508 They're all good. Though, I am partial to dark vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:47:11 2015 No.13483530 File: 156 KB, 953x700, a cute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483516

Anonymous Wed May 13 19:47:15 2015 No.13483531

>>13483452
>>13483472
>Giving money to Kikestarter
Enjoy your unfinished project. Just ask the Grimagia folks here how their's went. Or almost every other video game kickstater.

>B-But it's [Name here]! They were great, they wouldn't let us down!
Yeah, Broken Age and Mighty No. 9 are such masterpieces aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:47:25 2015 No.13483532 >>13483524 HERESY! On both counts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:48:17 2015 No.13483536 >>13483530 >crayon circle No, it can't be

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:48:54 2015 No.13483537 >>13483450 What does being a Signaller have to do with being put in a freezer?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:48:58 2015 No.13483538 >>13483536 It's not sorry

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:49:11 2015 No.13483540 >>13483531 Please view >>13483463

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:49:35 2015 No.13483542 File: 151 KB, 959x1028, 1431467788738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483536 >>13483538

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:49:38 2015 No.13483543 >>13483491 >>13483487 >Still mad I mean, you're not wrong, but I have shit taste, so >Still mad

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:50:34 2015 No.13483545 >>13483543 It doesn't matter anymore, Anon. The game failed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:50:54 2015 No.13483546 >>13483508 Top >?, ? looks like INAZUMA hentai artists/HoTD, Hibiki from Idolmaster, Kirche from Znt Middle >Allah Akbar from Ladies versus Butlers!, ?. Villetta from CG, ? Bottom >Nadya, ?, ?, ? looks like some hentai artist

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:51:21 2015 No.13483547 >>13483540 So talking positively about games isn't /v/, but being skeptical is /v/? That's retarded, it's all off topic anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:52:16 2015 No.13483549 File: 48 KB, 367x451, 1429856455254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483531 >Grimagia folks

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:52:28 2015 No.13483550 >>13483546 >Inazuma Red XXIII actually, one of the finest yuri artists around.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:52:56 2015 No.13483551 >>13483547 You must be pretty new if you don't know that /v/ doesn't actually talk about games like /vg/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:53:43 2015 No.13483553 >>13483547 >it's all off topic anyways Which is why I linked you that post in the first place

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:04:22 2015 No.13483575 File: 599 KB, 777x1100, Lich_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's poetry in motion. She turned her tender eyes to me, as deep as any ocean, as sweet as any harmony. Mmmm, BUT SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIEEEEENCE!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:04:23 2015 No.13483577 File: 127 KB, 858x800, FixedPads.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483524 For that one anon who hated the green bits. The debt is now paid in full.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:15:00 2015 No.13483606 File: 184 KB, 900x1200, yuki_onna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anons, when it comes to Yuki-Onnas, do you like them spooky, or not spooky?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:16:42 2015 No.13483610 >>13483606 both i guess? fear boners are pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:16:43 2015 No.13483611 >>13483606 >skull NOPE

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:20:13 2015 No.13483623 >>13483606 Non spooky, fear bonres are overrated.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:20:24 2015 No.13483624 >>13483606 I like them to look spooky but to be in reality very nice girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:20:32 2015 No.13483625 >>13483606 Don't think I've ever seen spooky before. Even watching Kwaidan, the only spooky thing was the eyes in the background.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:22:50 2015 No.13483634 >>13481992 Hellhound Apophis Vampire Kraken Dark Valkyrie

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:24:51 2015 No.13483639 >>13481992 Wight Kraken Ren Xiangmao Troll Gazer

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:28:15 2015 No.13483654 File: 68 KB, 684x318, lizardgirl rp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Man I really do want a drawing of this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:30:17 2015 No.13483662 >>13483654 >trolling a sweet lizard girl I always knew you were a bunch of villains.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:33:13 2015 No.13483669 File: 20 KB, 298x299, 1430667924491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483662 shut up lizard women don't you have some human men to white knight or something

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:34:17 2015 No.13483673 File: 525 KB, 900x584, yuki_onna___1_of_3_by_kayotics-d4kbzt1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483606 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:34:29 2015 No.13483675 >>13483669 Careful Anon, your Internet rage might attract a Lizard Girl who likes to roleplay like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:35:02 2015 No.13483679 File: 210 KB, 890x843, 546e5bbc21e89909197b8652181b7e68.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13481992 Slime Ghoul Angel Succubus No change, for many months

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:36:26 2015 No.13483681 >TFW not feeling it with Diablo-sama and just deleting it to revisit later on when better at actually forming a coherent plot

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:40:05 2015 No.13483692 >>13481992 Alraune Apophis Hellhound Dark Slime and a tie between Gazer and Dark Elf Not much change, to be honest. I just like purple, green, and black color schemes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:40:22 2015 No.13483693 >>13483669 >being a bully I hope you'll turn into an alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:41:23 2015 No.13483698 >>13483692 So with the right recolour, that list would change?

Anonymous Wed May 13 20:41:43 2015 No.13483701

So writefags that are brave enough to use demonic energy/mamono mana. Any of you come up with a hybrid term that's basically the same thing or do you lot still stick with demonic energy?

Dark Mana
Black Mana
Monster Mana (seriously why couldn't they just called it that?)

Things like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:42:04 2015 No.13483703 >>13483693 and then i'd be cuter then your waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:42:21 2015 No.13483704 >>13483701 Sex sauce.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:42:56 2015 No.13483707 >>13483703 Let's see you keep that sass when you're in the dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:43:42 2015 No.13483708 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2697415 /monster/ drew a thing

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:43:57 2015 No.13483709 >>13483701 >not monster mojo

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:44:26 2015 No.13483712 >>13483698 Maybe, depends on the shades used, and the kind of monster, obviously

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:44:58 2015 No.13483715 >>13483708 Thanks, Outpost-kun.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:45:07 2015 No.13483717 File: 234 KB, 853x480, 1431298519531.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483708 well alright then....

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:45:25 2015 No.13483719 >>13483708 >Pats sweat off brow.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:45:46 2015 No.13483721 >>13483708 >kakuen lewds I am okay with this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:46:01 2015 No.13483722 File: 177 KB, 696x989, LEWD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483701 I just have them use sex magic or asspull aphrodisiac venom, or other things like Alraune nectar. Mana a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:46:29 2015 No.13483726 >>13483712 Might wanna bring that up the next time 2P anon reveals himself.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:47:11 2015 No.13483729 >>13483701 >Monster Mana (seriously why couldn't they just called it that?) Because KC wants "mamano" to represent his specific brand of MG

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:47:16 2015 No.13483730 >>13481992 Jabberwock Cheshire Ren Apophis Dark Slime

Anonymous Wed May 13 20:48:26 2015 No.13483732

How would you guys react if the scientific community of our world tried to name monstergirls their own way instead of the way we know?

>"Homo Animalia" for "Monstergirl" Or they could just call them demi-humans.
>"Sapiens Tigris" for "Jinko", or "tiger woman" in popular language
>"Sapiens Bos" for "Holstaurus", or "cow woman"
>"Sapiens Aqua" for "Slime girl", or "liquid woman"

And all that silly science shit. Would you go along with it, or would you keep calling them what KC calls them?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:49:30 2015 No.13483736 >>13483732 Sounds kind of like abhumans in Warhammer 40k

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:49:40 2015 No.13483737 >>13483732 The only ones who use that language are scientists anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:49:48 2015 No.13483738 >>13483708 >/monster/ What is this? Board on сripplechan?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:51:41 2015 No.13483743 >>13483737 What if the general public doesn't know about KC's nomenclature and creates its own? Which one would you use?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:52:25 2015 No.13483746 >>13483726 2P anon is a good guy. Though half the time I see him its been hours since he posts, or I can't think of a color scheme/monster combo Though a purple, indica style alraune would be nice, now that I'm thinking of it

Anonymous Wed May 13 20:52:42 2015 No.13483747

>>13483701
Just Monster's Mana. Literal enough translation.

And yes, >>13483729 is correct. This is the reason the English Translators at MGR gave for keeping the word untranslated at random points in their translations.

Yes it's bullshit, and yes it speaks of KC's lack of understanding about English, as much as the translation head doesn't understand Japanese. Language barriers are fun, ain't they?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:53:17 2015 No.13483749 >>13483743 Probably just call them "The annoying things who won't leave me alone".

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:53:25 2015 No.13483750 >>13483732 Cowman Liquidman Tigerman Sound more realistic. They're all female but Man is (admittedly archaic) just a word for person or human as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:55:04 2015 No.13483751 >>13483743 "hey look at that tiger chick over there" "yo did you see that dragon girl" "hey man did you get the name of that snake girl you were talking to" what sense is it to make things more complected

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:55:28 2015 No.13483753 >>13483746 Sorry, I do have to catch some sleep before work, but I'll put it in the doc and hope I can deliver either this thread or the next.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:55:50 2015 No.13483754 >>13483738 yep MG board on backupchan

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:57:21 2015 No.13483760 >>13483753 Oh wow, that was speedy. No rush man, take your time, and many thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:57:55 2015 No.13483762 >>13483732 As long as we don't get an alraune with the name 'triffidus celestus', I'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:59:11 2015 No.13483764 >>13483701 Everything Fixey Kinky Tricky Monstery Magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:59:36 2015 No.13483766 >>13483762 Honestly, if we got to that point, your odds of seeing a girl like that would be zero. Hearing her, on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:00:28 2015 No.13483768 >>13483760 >speedy I'm always in the shadows, lurking. Except when I'm not, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:02:42 2015 No.13483773 File: 314 KB, 1200x1661, 343162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it still considered furry when anthropomorphic furry characters are made to look human? If not furry, is it still just weird? Shadow the Hedgehog.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:03:33 2015 No.13483776 >>13482383 ORE GA OJOU-SAMA GAKKOU NI "SHOMIN SAMPLE" TOSHITE RACHIRARETA

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:04:49 2015 No.13483779 >>13483606 I want them not slutty And that Lipstick says slutty

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:04:59 2015 No.13483780 >>13483773 Not really. Depends on the character and how deep into it you go. Still. That's just kemonomimi most of the time, and while monstergirls can be kemonomimi not all kemonomimi are monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:05:37 2015 No.13483782 >>13483773 But is she all the she is?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:05:38 2015 No.13483783 >>13483773 I have no answer for you, but I will say that the Sonic franchise is dangerous territory to be stepping in

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:07:02 2015 No.13483786 >>13483782 No shut the fuck up you piece of shit. Don't you fucking dare.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:07:10 2015 No.13483787 File: 76 KB, 602x652, 1424060015902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483783 >>13483773

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:07:13 2015 No.13483788 >>13483773 I wouldn't say so, but yeah it's still kind of odd. How odd depends on what/who exactly it was before hand. Fucking chaptcha that was baked lobster not bread.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:07:36 2015 No.13483789 File: 46 KB, 538x465, 1430173537546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483708

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:08:46 2015 No.13483792 >>13483786 >>13483782 I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:08:52 2015 No.13483793 >>13483776 Getting an anime I think childhood friend worst girl Reiko best girl

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:10:20 2015 No.13483797 >>13483773 Furry doesn't matter here unless you're talking about a furry convention or some bullshit. What DOES matter is that sonic is well..... Fluctuating in terms of quality. I would avoid posting it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:10:47 2015 No.13483800 >>13483782 Woolie pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:11:23 2015 No.13483802 >>13483792 it's shadow's theme

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:11:25 2015 No.13483803 >>13483786 No, but the truth about the past though...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:11:33 2015 No.13483804 >>13483792 You don't want to know.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:11:35 2015 No.13483805 Hey, someone was kind enough to post that new Setouchi Arachne boss doujin on Sad Panda. I can't read moon but I know I find her cute. http://exhentai.org/g/814537/f9534bb090/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:15:07 2015 No.13483813 >>13483805 Get that shit out of here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:16:39 2015 No.13483816 >>13483805 >that last pic Fuck, I don't even care if she did it as a goof, fuck that nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:18:56 2015 No.13483823 >>13483805 What a nice lady. I wouldn't mind working under her, ifyougetwhatimsaying.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:20:50 2015 No.13483827 >>13483805 Was she featured in MGQ? I don't remember her. Maybe it's his art style if he didn't draw any of the arachnes featured in pt. 1-3

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:24:01 2015 No.13483835 File: 174 KB, 724x1103, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483792 >I see no, hear no, evil...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:24:29 2015 No.13483839 >>13483827 No, that's a different character design. She wasn't in MGQ.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:25:03 2015 No.13483840 >>13483835 Was meant for >>13483786

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:26:20 2015 No.13483842 >>13483835 Fucking monkeys.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:26:26 2015 No.13483844 >>13483805 I like his non colored stuff a lot more than i like his colored stuff it may also help that he's none more vanillay things in his h-manga and most of his MGQ stuff was terrifying abominations and vore

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:26:47 2015 No.13483845 >>13483662 I'd be serious and if she wasn't too far I'd go to her, sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:27:47 2015 No.13483850 >>13483708 I wonder if more people'd be willing to draw more porn of under-done MGs

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:28:57 2015 No.13483852 >>13483845 Good man.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:29:08 2015 No.13483855 File: 253 KB, 550x780, f66cd79c35ae28326c2fea178976933b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much are cow lovers into lactation? >Captcha thinks a salad and an aerostatic globe are sushi rolls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:30:52 2015 No.13483863 >>13483844 I agree. He also seems to have improved on his expressions. The girls in his doujins are more expressive, whereas his monstergirls in MGQ all seem to have that blank, narrow-eyed, stare that makes people yell "sameface!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:30:54 2015 No.13483865 >>13483844 Also has been slowly getting over his sameface or at least more diverse expressions to mask his sameface. Now have a sweet little story about a man ntring his wife with an alien abomination. http://exhentai.org/g/636143/b507469cf2/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:31:39 2015 No.13483869 File: 3.42 MB, 464x624, Milk time.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483855 A lot

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:33:19 2015 No.13483877 >>13483855 It's one of those fetishes that I like but don't actively seek out or go crazy for. Only thinskinned people with shit taste would get offended by it.

RS Wed May 13 21:34:02 2015 No.13483881
File: 2.33 MB, 1080x1527, ENG001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

If you're interested in slapstickstrike's most recent doujin, I just finished translating it:
http://exhentai.org/g/814588/ef1cb04a97/

Also, he's announced that he's doing a 3rd MGE doujin. The lucky girl? Liliraune

He expects it to be done in the summer.

Anonymous Wed May 13 21:35:01 2015 No.13483890

>>13483732
That's not even close to how it would be done. Monsters are more closely related to each other than anything else on earth. They'd have their own Domain, then be broken out based on how they parallel actual animals and creatures.

Domain: Arcana
Kingdom: Monstroanimalia
Phylum:Monstrochordata
Class:Monstromammalia
Family:Monstroequidae
Genus:Hippotaurus
species: amans

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:35:22 2015 No.13483891 >>13483881 YESYESYESYES to both things

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:35:38 2015 No.13483892 >>13483881 Is the the one with the mimic? Does the guy shrink after she's done with him? he seems diminutive compared to the chest and it's tongue.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:35:40 2015 No.13483893 >>13483881 >Liliraune Acceptable

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:36:02 2015 No.13483894 >>13483881 Disgusting.

>>	RS Wed May 13 21:37:01 2015 No.13483896 >>13483892 Yes, the one with the mimic. There is no shrinking. It's pretty vanilla outside the rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:38:24 2015 No.13483902 >>13483881 Much better than MGE's Mimic.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:38:34 2015 No.13483905 >>13483890 I didn't really bother to go into detail, just enough for you to pick up on what I was getting at. I'm tired.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:39:49 2015 No.13483912 >>13483890 But where do humans fit into all of this? Especially when if they can breed with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:40:38 2015 No.13483914 >>13483855 Eh, I like it, but it's not one of my bigger fetishes. It's more for foreplay, it gets my motor running, but doesn't get me off

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:42:02 2015 No.13483917 bring me images i will try to turn the moon runes into something readable nothing huge, please

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:42:47 2015 No.13483921 >>13483732 >>13483890 >Monster girls can, and do, get impregnated by human men >Girls can turn into monster girls >Men can turn into monster girls too Zoologists would have a headache with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:43:16 2015 No.13483924 File: 47 KB, 472x654, CDhGQ5rVAAALpr4.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483917

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:43:34 2015 No.13483926 >>13483917 >nothing huge, please ベイン？

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:44:45 2015 No.13483931 File: 418 KB, 1427x1399, 6uv5eu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483896 You say there isn't, but they both clearly change sizes through out the whole manga, and I don't think it's just an artistic decision.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:44:54 2015 No.13483932 File: 141 KB, 860x860, 49459365_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483917

Anonymous Wed May 13 21:45:33 2015 No.13483939

>>13483905
Considering you were calling them all species of human and trying to label them as demi-humans, you weren't lacking in detail, just competely off in the taxonomic evaluation.

Plus there's like three scientists and a statistician in here. It's not some vague "Yeah, those guys and their mysterious unknown ways."

>>13483912
Viruses need living cells of hosts to breed too. And not even mentioning that eukaryotic organelles are a hodgepodge of ancestral enslaved bacteria and other cells to begin with.

The magic and creation of monstergirls is their common thread. And magic is how they became able to breed with us. They're not related to us in the slightest. Their taxonomic classification would reflect that. Their appearance is convergent evolution/design and nothing more.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:47:11 2015 No.13483949 >>13483926 お前にとって!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:47:22 2015 No.13483951 >>13483939 >Plus there's like three scientists and a statistician in here. You mean right here in this very thread? I must've missed something at some point...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:47:38 2015 No.13483953 >>13483921 You just break it down the basest common thread which is magic. That way it covers monsters, angels, devils, alps, the whole nine yards. Basically build a whole new tree for them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:48:05 2015 No.13483956 >>13483939 >three scientists and a statistician Also a bunch of programmers, artists and whatnot. Boy, we are a pretty diverse bunch.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:48:38 2015 No.13483959 >>13483951 There's a paleontologist talking to you right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:49:11 2015 No.13483961 >>13483949 医師パベルは、私はCIAです。

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:50:52 2015 No.13483965 >>13483961 彼は一人ではありませんでした。

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:51:19 2015 No.13483968 >>13483959 Well, that's oddly appropriate. Too bad you're just talking to arandom nobody.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:52:02 2015 No.13483970 >>13483959 Dr. Grant pls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:53:00 2015 No.13483974 >>13483956 You mean we're not all NEETs? Oh...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:53:14 2015 No.13483975 >>13483965 私は月を学習しようとした場合、私は死ぬだろうか？

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:53:16 2015 No.13483977 >>13483959 Well guess what anon, i'm just a security guard

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:54:08 2015 No.13483985 >>13483917 >>13483924 >>13483932 Workin' on these now. Be aware that I am very slow.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:54:26 2015 No.13483986 >>13483975 それは非常に痛みを伴うだろう。

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:54:33 2015 No.13483987 >>13483977 Dude, you get to say "What was that noise?" without sounding like a dick. That's not bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:55:51 2015 No.13483988 >>13483986 お前は大きな人

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:55:56 2015 No.13483989 >>13483977 You probably make double what I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:56:52 2015 No.13483996 >>13483988 フォーU

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:56:58 2015 No.13483997 >>13483977 Do you get to say stuff like Get out of here, Stalker. to strangers?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:57:02 2015 No.13483998 >>13483987 i also get payed to drive around in a golf cart all night and browse /mgt/ >>13483989 i make min wage which is 9 bucks an hour where i am

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:59:19 2015 No.13484008 >>13483997 I should say that to the project lead sometime.

Anonymous Wed May 13 21:59:57 2015 No.13484013

I don't mean to alert anyone here, but I think we have a rat in our organization. They seem to have been a sleeper agent, so not even older members can be excluded from the search. I've put traps here and there to try and catch them. Be careful what you say, and assume someone is listening from inside the walls. If you have an idea of what monster girl is infesting us, don't be afraid to point them out to us.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:01:02 2015 No.13484021 >>13483998 >second spoiler Dude what the fuck, you're getting ripped off. My buddy is a nightshift security guard and he makes 14 an hour

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:01:08 2015 No.13484022 >>13484013 >Trust no one. So...Do what I have been doing then?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:01:41 2015 No.13484027 >>13484013 >Rat in the organization Call off the search. It's obviously Nyanon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:02:18 2015 No.13484029 >>13484013 Says the one trying to pit us against another. I bet it's you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:04:39 2015 No.13484037 >>13484013 Well it's not me. I'm definitely not a traitor.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:05:02 2015 No.13484038 >>13484021 I'm looking for a new job all of our guards and middle management are treated like shit because our HR is incompetent as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:05:30 2015 No.13484039 >>13484013 >MGE succubi will never have D&D succubi abilities >You will never have a monster that's like Morph, Nightcrawler, and Shadowcat combined(with a little bit of mind control), one of the worst possible spies and saboteurs to deal with

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:05:42 2015 No.13484040 >>13484013 I don't really care, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:06:50 2015 No.13484041 File: 132 KB, 802x602, jiYdjBEzMvDGv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484013 "What? Some devious kind of monstergirl is infiltrating these threads!? You're right, Anon, she must be stopped!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:08:58 2015 No.13484048 >>13484013 >the boyim know

Anonymous Wed May 13 22:10:04 2015 No.13484052

>>13484038
HR is always incompetent.
It's an entire department full of people whose only job is to continually try and justify their position existing, so even if there's no problems, they'll make one in order to show the boss they have a reason to be there.
It's also full of women who do nothing but gossip and probably hate you because you have a dick between your legs, which means that when they need to invent a new problem, you're first in line to get fucked over.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:15:26 2015 No.13484073 File: 581 KB, 768x768, 1413144768501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484013 Gee, I wonder who could it be

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:16:53 2015 No.13484077 >>13483932 >Huh? You don't have ears? >If you're looking for my ears, they're actually down here. >Those are ears?! Gross!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:18:26 2015 No.13484083 >>13484077 Dat's raciss

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:22:29 2015 No.13484092 >>13484073 And saved. I knew this existed out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:27:09 2015 No.13484100 >>13484092 How new are you? That pic is few years old

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:28:36 2015 No.13484105 File: 203 KB, 640x420, Tony is a man with big dreams.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484013 So when do we move on toppling the Chief God and the Fallen God? Just wondering.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:28:52 2015 No.13484106 File: 132 KB, 482x600, 1404513438809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484092

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:31:10 2015 No.13484115 >>13484100 Not very, old enough to experience a good portion of these threads on /a/. It just was very good at evading me no matter how hard i searched for Danuki stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:36:33 2015 No.13484118 >>13484115 >Not searching for jewnuki Well there's your problem right there.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:36:56 2015 No.13484119 >>13483931 If anything, she just gets a bigger chest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:43:11 2015 No.13484134 >>13484119 Nah, on 11 page the chest has the same size as in the beginning

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:52:16 2015 No.13484149 File: 106 KB, 600x800, 87edf192175b9eaf312520fb7f2b1902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Surprise fluffy hugs!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:56:21 2015 No.13484154 File: 875 KB, 843x1200, Version_2_cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484149 Would you rather spend an eternity cuddling fluffy tails, fluffy feathers, or fluffy fuff?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:56:35 2015 No.13484156 >>13484149 That fox is wearing a shopping bag on her head. She thought I wouldn't notice, but I did.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:59:47 2015 No.13484165 >>13484149 she's clearly lowering that poor witch's guard so she can give a mauling

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:01:54 2015 No.13484174 >>13484154 Yes.

Anonymous Wed May 13 23:03:42 2015 No.13484177

>>13483924
I couldn't quite understand this one as well because I am still bad at moon but they're talking about roles in an anime.

>Miia's role is Amamiya-san's famous Elizabeth from the seven deadly sins.
Sora Amamiya voiced a character named Elizabeth in The Seven Deadly Sins Anime, I guess?

>The purple text by Mero says something like, if she has a certain role then it might be dangerous. (I swear, I cannot figure out that middle section)

>The red text, I can only assume is that Mero is saying Darling is like one of the other characters from the series.

This required a lot of research and I couldn't really do a whole lot. I am sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:04:39 2015 No.13484180 >>13484149 Looks like Marisa is about to get RAN over

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:04:59 2015 No.13484183 >>13484177 It's fine anon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:09:14 2015 No.13484195 File: 224 KB, 1950x1300, fluffy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484154 Fluffy tails are love Fluffy tails are life Fluffy tails are eternal

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:10:47 2015 No.13484199 File: 280 KB, 500x833, 1427994200433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484154 Fluffy tail, it gives me more woman to hold onto when I get tired of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:13:04 2015 No.13484205 >>13484154 Fluffy fluff

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:13:52 2015 No.13484210 File: 505 KB, 800x1130, 1428946914186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484154 I want to spend an eternity cuddling fleshy flesh.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:15:01 2015 No.13484215 >>13484154 Eternity cuddling the Holsetieepmoramouse.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:16:16 2015 No.13484225 File: 932 KB, 1700x910, Holstaurus_MG_Caption.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484210 Smart choice. You get cuddled and fed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:17:13 2015 No.13484231 >>13484154 Fluffy feathers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:17:50 2015 No.13484234 File: 534 KB, 1300x1000, boatnap(3).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484180 Go to bed, boatnerd.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:19:13 2015 No.13484237 >>13484154 Anything is fine as long as it cuddles back. Why cuddle if it won't?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:21:18 2015 No.13484243 >>13484225 Got any other captions? I've only seen that one and the Manticore one but these thigns are awesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:21:49 2015 No.13484245 >>13484134 Well, I haven't read it, so I was just pulling info out of my ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:21:54 2015 No.13484246 >>13484154 Feathers, bruh.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:25:22 2015 No.13484262 File: 878 KB, 1734x855, smugcubus text.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484243 Best Smugcubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:26:31 2015 No.13484266 >>13484234 Where are the hobos?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:28:15 2015 No.13484275 >>13484243 There's a smugcubus one but I don't have it saved.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:29:31 2015 No.13484278 >>13484154 >no soft snake tail i'll pass

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:30:07 2015 No.13484280 >>13484275 >>13484262 Heh.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:30:13 2015 No.13484281 >>13484262 This text is just grating to me. I got burned out on the whole harsh dom thing after playing through all three parts of MGQ, it's so omnipresent that it just becomes annoying after a certain point.

Anonymous Wed May 13 23:34:21 2015 No.13484293

>>13484262
>tfw naizuri does it for you

Same with a man attempting to penetrate a giantess normally and getting himself off. It's the principle and persistence of the act that counts.

>>13484281
Yeah. Everyone goes through that phase. You start appreciating more mild versions of certain fetishes. You want /need things with a dash of vanilla.

Though MGQ would have been a lot better if the domming wasn't

>oh you came so soon!

80% of the time. I found it dumb when the monsters were designed to do that with efficiency and even state it but then fault you for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:36:37 2015 No.13484299 >>13484293 Naizuri a fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:43:58 2015 No.13484314 File: 727 KB, 1636x1157, 1395530118772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13483372 A bit late, but consult the list! http://pastebin.com/9KYVKi1R

Anonymous Wed May 13 23:45:27 2015 No.13484316
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>>13483041
>>13483093
I just want to fuck the shit out of evil monster girls until they are a mindbroken, ahegaoing mess covered in gallons of my semen.
Is that too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:46:38 2015 No.13484317 File: 47 KB, 450x450, Peek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484314 A...list doesn't truly answer the question...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:49:12 2015 No.13484320 >>13484316 Our day will come, brother. We'll teach these evil wenches the meaning of righteousness.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:49:25 2015 No.13484321 File: 75 KB, 230x300, Charon_pun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484234 >Charon still gets art Probably one of the best original characters to come out of these threads

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:49:35 2015 No.13484322 >>13484316 >evil But they only want to do the same to you. Your alignment is the same as theirs. Wouldn't that make you evil according to your views?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:52:15 2015 No.13484327 >>13484322 Of course not. They're motivated by wicked lust, he's motivated by JUSTICE. It's totally different.

Anonymous Wed May 13 23:52:23 2015 No.13484328
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>>13484321
God I just want to press my face into her hair braid and smell her hair, while groping her under her robes while she tries to row her boat. Then I'll whisper into her ear that I want to worship her.

Anonymous Wed May 13 23:54:30 2015 No.13484330

>>13484314
I'm torn between Arachne mom, Ryu mom, and Cheshire mom

Arachne mom because having a bunch of Arachne sisters has the potential to be adorable.
Ryu mom because she seems nice and getting molested by catgirl meidos doesn't sound so bad.
Cheshire mom because she seems like a lot of fun and might be willing to get into vidya.
There's just the small question of if she's trying to fuck me or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:55:58 2015 No.13484335 >>13484327 >JUSTICE in all caps Oh no, the old shame returns to haunt me. >>13484328 >You will never fluster a monstergirl with declarations of pure love Why'd you have to go and make me feel anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:56:51 2015 No.13484337 File: 1.19 MB, 1060x1500, 002.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484322 Someone has obviously not read 'Stopman: The Iron-Fist of Justice'

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:57:04 2015 No.13484339 >>13484321 >Charon still gets art That pic is old as fuck anon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:58:57 2015 No.13484345 >>13484314 I swear I've read this exact same list before...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:59:08 2015 No.13484346 >>13484339 First time I've seen it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:59:17 2015 No.13484347 >>13484314 Holstaur mom, Holstaur onee-san, Holstaur twin, Holstaur imouto, Holstaur sempai, Holstaur kouhai, Holstaur aunt, Holstaur cousin, some other Japanese words. I want all of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:59:33 2015 No.13484348 >>13484337 >you will never be best friends with stopman Life isn't really worth living

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:00:29 2015 No.13484351 >>13484337 This makes me actually like Japan again.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:00:39 2015 No.13484352 >>13484346 He's mostly right. The lines are dated. All I did was color it yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:00:43 2015 No.13484353 >>13484345 Yeah, It was posted months ago in the form of 'Choose One or Wait for the Next to be Revealed' thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:01:18 2015 No.13484355 >>13484346 It's old Charon is ded No one remembers her Except her hobo friends

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:01:42 2015 No.13484357 All I want Is anything and everything minotaurus-related.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:02:05 2015 No.13484360 >>13484337 I'm glad that this exists. Thank you. But really. I'm saying this is like a fight between two Stopmans. Trying to prevent the other Stopman from doing their thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:03:37 2015 No.13484362 >>13484360 Except one rapes anyone it finds and the other only rapes the ones who rape innocents.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:05:54 2015 No.13484368 >>13484362 >Humen men >Innocent

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:21:59 2015 No.13484412 What if a Grizzly encounters someone that really is dead?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:24:23 2015 No.13484422 >>13484412 They let out sad bear cries that can be heard for several km away, throughout the forest. Then they try to bury him with leaves, then go find some honey for comfort food to cheer themselves up.

Anonymous Thu May 14 00:24:25 2015 No.13484423
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>>13484314
>>13484357

>Holstaurus mom makes sure you get the right amount of nutrition you need for your exciting MG-filled day. She lives in the city as a stay-at-home mother, but makes money by selling her milk, giving her a steady income. She isn't intolerably lewd 100% of the time and is a great parent over all. However, she might tend to embarrass you in public, such as yelling out from the car as she drops you off at school to not to forget to drink the milk she made. Some of the tougher MG's will probably see this as a sign of weakness and easy prey.

Oh god. That last line.

>start getting picked on and molested by a minotaurus
>don't tell your mom, but she suspects something is wrong
>urges you to drink more of her milk, because it will make you strong
>the first time the minotaurus bully ravishes you she forces you to suck on her tits
>claims her milk is better
>its flavor is rich and satisfying but different from your mom
>as the days go on your bully makes you nurse from her at every opportunity
>even does it during lunch when you're sitting on her lap where everyone could see if they got too close
>in fact, you almost got caught a few times
>she loves to tease you about it as she rubs you to climax
>your mom doesn't suspect a thing but notices you've got an extra pep in your step now and look healthier
>thinks it's her milk
>but you only want to drink the minotaurus' milk now, your mom's won't cut it
>so you start giving it away or tossing it later when your mom packs it in your lunch

>tfw getting hard to some sort of pseudo-NTR lactation domination thing

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:24:37 2015 No.13484424 >>13484412 They call the Park Ranger

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:25:16 2015 No.13484425 >>13484412 Eat him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:26:12 2015 No.13484427 >>13484423 You are a horrible, horrible person. More

Anonymous Thu May 14 00:28:20 2015 No.13484434
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>Almost 200 views in 2 days
Alright, this has got to be the work of bots. NONE of my stories have gone up at this quick of a rate for views. It seems the "wait an hour then make them public" thing isn't effective anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:30:53 2015 No.13484440 >>13484423 >pseudo-NTR lactation domination Horrible. Simply horrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:32:38 2015 No.13484448 >>13484434 or we're all starved for new content.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:32:40 2015 No.13484449 >>13484423 Bite her nipple off in front of everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:34:16 2015 No.13484453 File: 155 KB, 447x600, I RAPED FIDDY MEN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484448 Are you guys so starved you have to reread something within two days?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:37:49 2015 No.13484459 >>13484453 No, I'm still waiting for DragonMILF

Anonymous Thu May 14 00:39:28 2015 No.13484462

>>13484449
>in front of everyone

Should have done that way earlier. If you're at that point with her you're too far gone. Even if you bite her nipple off now and never drink from her again you'll always crave her milk whenever you drink some other milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:41:24 2015 No.13484468 File: 126 KB, 700x560, dragon lady.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484459 >DragonMILF In due time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:44:10 2015 No.13484479 >>13484462 >>13484423 >tfw milk addicted slut >used to drink a gallon a day before i started forcing myself to cut back >holsts aren't even my favorite but i would still probably end up with one because they make my drug

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:44:19 2015 No.13484481 >>13484468 I want to kiss my way down the nape of her neck, the square of her back, all the way down until I'm suckling on the tip of her tail.

Anonymous Thu May 14 00:44:29 2015 No.13484482
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>>13484453

I've given up on reading monstergirl stories. Take that for what you will.

Just give me pictures and greentexts at this point. I don't care who's drawn and/or written about. I just don't have the energy anymore to become invested.

Anonymous Thu May 14 00:45:21 2015 No.13484484

>>13484427
Tempted to write smut of it. I just need to gather the willpower to write Monstergirl stuff again. However, I'm not sure I can make a prose version without laughing at what I was about to type and closing microsoft word. That energy would be better spent on a beegirl story I keep putting off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:45:36 2015 No.13484485 >>13484479 I bet you would attach your lips to the first holt you see, you slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:49:18 2015 No.13484503 So what monster girl would best fit a hunter from Bloodborne? Would Eileen be a crow tengu?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:52:21 2015 No.13484510 >>13484503 Tengu guy shut the fuck up already. We keep hearing you squawk about Tengu every fucking thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:52:37 2015 No.13484511 >>13484485 I find that match up really hot due to the contrast. Usually it's Oni, Dragon, and other big girls. This time it's the relatively vanilla Holstaur. >she still calls you a slut while you suckle away for dear life >but tenderly

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:53:07 2015 No.13484512 >>13484510 But I'm not that guy you fucking sperg.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:53:09 2015 No.13484514 >You will never get a lap dance from an Apsara.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:53:19 2015 No.13484515 >>13484503 Eileen might be a Crow, but personality-wise, she's more like a Mantis. Meanwhile I think a Salamander might make the best Hunter overall.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:53:36 2015 No.13484516 >>13484482 Jesus Christ what kind of fertilizer do they feed that bitch?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:54:05 2015 No.13484519 >>13484512 It's all the same. You bird of a feather always flock together.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:54:35 2015 No.13484521 >>13484510 He's not one of the tengu guys. I should know.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:55:12 2015 No.13484523 >>13484516 It looks like Balalaika so I'm assuming she eats people.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:55:31 2015 No.13484525 >>13484523 What is Balalaika?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:56:56 2015 No.13484527 >>13484462 You say that like I wouldn't had done it way back.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:56:59 2015 No.13484528 >>13484525 Gorgeous Russian bacontits.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:57:06 2015 No.13484529 >>13484525 From Black Lagoon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:57:25 2015 No.13484530 >>13484516 Your fertilizer, Anon. Beware, /ss/ http://i.imgur.com/qGvOiAp.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:57:33 2015 No.13484531 >>13484525 Russian mob boss, former Spetznaz, and pretty lady.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:58:05 2015 No.13484534 >>13484515 >Salamander I don't know about that anon, speed is more of an ally than strength is that fucked up world.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:58:12 2015 No.13484536 >>13484527 Chronological order suggests you wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:58:18 2015 No.13484539 What's the life span of an arachne?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:58:28 2015 No.13484540 >>13484525 A very scary jinko.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:59:30 2015 No.13484542 File: 102 KB, 1024x1024, 76333b41a94c2b824255c42f694494c2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484525 >>13484523 >>13484540

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:59:51 2015 No.13484543 >>13484539 Depends on the species. Tarantula females live for a long ass time, but something like a black widow only lives for a year or two.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:00:13 2015 No.13484544 >>13484530 JEESUS WHAT THE FUCK there comes a point when you must look at the breasts you have drawn and realize painted garbage bags filled with water =/= breasts

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:00:37 2015 No.13484547 >>13484530 If anything in that picture needs a disclaimer its those fucking tits, man

Anonymous Thu May 14 01:03:09 2015 No.13484552

>>13484482
I'm pretty much the same, the only amusing part of the threads anymore for me are when the occasional greentext pops up, or when someone does something like that auction from the other day.
I should write a greentext again, my last one went fairly well.

Anonymous Thu May 14 01:03:22 2015 No.13484553

>>13484539
Slightly longer than a human like most monsters unless stated otherwise. That's my guess. Humans are really variable too. As magical energies, training, etc. can increase your lifespan beyond the standard <=100 years. Monsters are possibly the same way and they've got plenty of magic in them already.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:03:53 2015 No.13484557 >>13484423 >taking some whore's milk over your mother's Despicable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:05:45 2015 No.13484564 >>13484534 That's why I suggested Salamander. They're more Berserkers, a trait to be valued in a bestial world where the best way to recover from an enemy attack is to immediately attack them in return.

Anonymous Thu May 14 01:08:00 2015 No.13484570

>>13484536
Well I would, and I did. And now there's blood everywhere. And now a scary Minotaur is glaring at me at the other bed at ER because I swallowed it.

But that's ok. I don't mind some scary glares. Or the purple eye. Or the dislocated jaw. Or the missing teeth.
Because I showed that cow not to mess with me.

Besides, milk makes the bones grow, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:11:05 2015 No.13484578 >>13484570 Wow, get gud.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:13:41 2015 No.13484581 Night all, stay cool and don't burn down the thread. Tonight I unleash a new horror upon the city, a shadowy terror that stalks the night. The Shinoyeti

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:13:59 2015 No.13484582 >>13484570 >pseudo-NTR turns into Guro Well, at least your mom doesn't get milk-cucked in this route.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:15:13 2015 No.13484585 >>13484423 >so you start giving it away or tossing it later when your mom packs it in your lunch I was alright with it up to this point. Not cool, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:15:45 2015 No.13484586 >>13484581 Uhh, about the burning thing. I can't find one of the phoenix chicks, a baby dragon is missing, and there is a lava golem alert going on right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:15:45 2015 No.13484587 File: 125 KB, 600x450, 1392018963163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484581 S-shinoyeti? That sounds scary. I'm saving the Dragonettes from that horror.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:16:46 2015 No.13484591 >>13484586 Oh hey, we found the Dragon already!>>13484587

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:16:53 2015 No.13484592 >>13484553 >>13484543 But I mean, if you look at the common roots, one is a divine curse, the other is basically drows wearing spiders as pants. In both cases a few centuries wouldn't be unheard of.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:18:12 2015 No.13484598 >>13484591 Good thing she's sleeping!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:19:05 2015 No.13484601 >>13484586 I just...how do you lose a chick? They can't even fly! >>13484587 Shinoyeti, a cross between a Konouichi and a Yeti. Able to penetrate any fortress to hug those who need it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:19:35 2015 No.13484603 >>13484598 But wouldn't her inner fire and the external heating mix in a bad way?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:19:48 2015 No.13484604 >>13484601 >Konouichi and a Yeti. I NEED IT

Anonymous Thu May 14 01:19:50 2015 No.13484605

>>13484314

Choosing an MG adoptive mom, huh?
1, Cheshire Cat - I imagine there's room for some mother son fucking in this one. She also sounds unconventional and fun, more an older sister than a mother. Double points if I can call her oneesan.

2. Alarune Family - A bunch of homebodies that rely on me for regular water and sunlight? Sure, sounds like fun. You had me at "Ara ara"

3. Dark Priest / Dark Valkyrie - Purely because close contact with Succubi means no reason to fap. Not alone at least.

Anonymous Thu May 14 01:20:04 2015 No.13484606
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>>13484578
No no, Anon. It's get milk?

>>13484582
It's not guro though. Just some establishing relationship moments between future spouses.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:20:47 2015 No.13484608 >>13484601 I don't know, one moment she is there the next I heard the insane cackling of a cheshire and she's gone! A true mystery this is.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:22:33 2015 No.13484613 >>13484608 >Cheshire Oh great, now I need to go save a phoenix chick. I just want to sleep, who's coming with me?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:23:12 2015 No.13484617 >>13484613 I just woke up and haven't even sipped my coffee yet, but sure, why not?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:23:13 2015 No.13484618 >>13484603 >Have a Dragon daughteru. >Always need to have the AC on to counteract her natural heat. >"Greeeat, the energy bill is here again."

Anonymous Thu May 14 01:23:35 2015 No.13484621
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Would you dose yourself with manticore and girtblilu venom to give cum baths to your mon mother and sister and help them keep their skin/scales/wings/tails looking beautiful, since they think Sabbath a shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:23:52 2015 No.13484622 >>13484592 Actually if we do with dnd lore they are immortal.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:25:10 2015 No.13484624 >>13484618 Plus side, you'd save gas during winter.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:25:24 2015 No.13484625 >>13484613 Well, I'll come. Can I punish the cheshire? I heard they don't like getting spanked.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:26:35 2015 No.13484626 >>13484624 Point taken.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:26:38 2015 No.13484627 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:26:58 2015 No.13484628 >>13484621 No. I'd impregnate them if they want though

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:28:37 2015 No.13484637 >>13484606 I'm fairly certain there are better courting methods than biting off the nipple of a brick shithouse milk factory.

Anonymous Thu May 14 01:28:53 2015 No.13484638

>>13484625
Go for it, I'm cuddling the phenoix when I sleep tonight because I am NOT going all the way there and back without sleep.
Besides, I've got enough feline based problems.
I need to make a "special delivery" of some creme to a nekomata that's been harassing a few holstaurs and an arachne.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:29:49 2015 No.13484643 >>13484618 Invest in a pool to get outside, or get a few area fans to save on cooling the whole house. Or just hunker down in your basement to stay cool. And if anything else, >>13484624 should balance out.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:30:33 2015 No.13484646 >>13483606 Another thing to consider is: Blue or white Yuki-onnas?

Anonymous Thu May 14 01:31:38 2015 No.13484649

>>13484618
Reminds me to the end of that one Anubis Greentext a while back.

>Anubis and her husbando have plentiful shower sex
>Then the water bill comes

>>13484621
>Mom and Sister
No, I ain't into that.

Would totally make such baths for my waifu though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:31:48 2015 No.13484650 >>13484628 Ah, gong for the pregnancy glow. Not bad, but, are you willing to impregnate them over and over to keep it going? All those daughterus...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:32:15 2015 No.13484651 Are we playing god again? Giant, Arctic Yeti Spiders

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:33:00 2015 No.13484656 >>13484646 Blue with white hair and eyes. White lips too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:33:02 2015 No.13484657 >>13484637 Yeah, but those methods don't prevent your mother from being milk-cucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:33:24 2015 No.13484660 >>13484651 I will end your madness before it begins.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:33:54 2015 No.13484663 >>13484651 So Ushi-Onis with white fluff?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:34:01 2015 No.13484664 >>13484651 >The wrap you up and catch you in web so you can't escape their cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:34:59 2015 No.13484667 >>13484660 No one will stop the ten-limbed hugs! No one! >>13484663 Yeah but without the cow parts I guess. And I always assumed ushi-Onis didn't have fluffy hair, but it was more like tarantula hair. >>13484664 Fluffy webs and cocoon snuggles

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:36:11 2015 No.13484672 >>13484667 >without the cow parts So no milk? Dude, milk is important in the grim dark north!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:36:18 2015 No.13484674 >>13484667 >more like tarantula hair So horrible irritants that can be shed to blind people & be used in chemical warfare?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:36:40 2015 No.13484675 >>13484649 Are you sure anon? Who knows you better than the closest women in your life? Who listen to your every worry and tend to your every need. Who love you best and want your happiness above all. I couldn't turn that down.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:37:38 2015 No.13484676 >>13484674 Well yeah. I mean they're ushi onis. I bet the barbs can inject you with their blood and turn you into a ushi-oni, too. All it takes is one. >>13484672 Milk isn't exclusive to cows, anon. I wonder what spider milk tastes like.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:38:22 2015 No.13484679 >>13484664 And then anon bit off his tongue.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:38:44 2015 No.13484681 >>13484650 Of course. I would never deny my own kin the joy of motherhood.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:40:09 2015 No.13484686 Can ushi oni give milk like a cow? I mean, I know they have breasts, but could you milk them regularly like a holst? I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:41:09 2015 No.13484689 >>13484686 Of course you can, ushi means cow.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:41:33 2015 No.13484690 >>13484686 Yes, but the milk you'd get would be slightly alcoholic.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:42:11 2015 No.13484692 I bet Yuki-onna lactate soft-serve ice cream or just really cold milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:43:15 2015 No.13484696 >>13484689 But they're not cows, they're not even in the same family as holsts, and nowhere are any bovine qualities for them mentioned, outside of their name. >>13484690 Please explain.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:43:36 2015 No.13484697 >Tfw when you realize sometimes you're a vanilla-fag. I find the idea of an Ushi-Oni just making you a milky, silk, webbing bed to make tender love upon appealing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:44:04 2015 No.13484700 >>13484696 >nowhere are any bovine qualities for them mentioned Oh I'm sorry, didn't realize you had KC's cock up your ass. Excuse me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:44:59 2015 No.13484703 >>13484696 Cow horns, cow ears cow tits Cowskull >>13484700 What?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:45:18 2015 No.13484705 >>13484697 >milk webbing What?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:45:30 2015 No.13484706 >>13484675 That's the point of getting your own waifu though. Along with offering her the same support in turn.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:45:52 2015 No.13484708 >>13484651 God Shmod. I just want my monkey man.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:46:05 2015 No.13484709 >>13484703 >What? If you go by the encyclopedia entry alone, I can only assume you're not open to making shit up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:46:56 2015 No.13484712 >>13484651 Hmm... Ushi-Alps.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:47:05 2015 No.13484714 >>13484700 >discussing Ushis >not keeping MGE in mind Fuck you too buddy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:48:20 2015 No.13484718 >>13484709 I still don't understand what your problem is though. Do you have something against talking about the KC Ushi-Oni? 'Cause that's what we're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:48:46 2015 No.13484719 >>13484714 I knew it, you're not interested in anything outside the CANON. That's dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:49:46 2015 No.13484723 >>13484718 I have everything against his setting. The stuff we make up is more fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:50:10 2015 No.13484724 >>13484712 Way to make alps more hateable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:50:19 2015 No.13484725 http://yokai.com/ushioni/ Best Ushi oni right here.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:51:09 2015 No.13484728 >>13484705 Yeah I know that sounded weird. I was just trying to express both the spider and cow parts. I mainly thought of a silky webbing bed, maybe just a little, bouyant is all. I might have been thinking of waterbeds.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:51:19 2015 No.13484729 >>13484714 >>13484718 I think what Anon is saying in his own incredibly abrasive fashion is that it's silly to restrict your imagination to the limited details presented in the profile.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:51:54 2015 No.13484731 >>13484719 You're discussing his girls. >you're not interested in anything outside the CANON You're wrong about that though, I don't see why your panties are so bunched up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:54:11 2015 No.13484736 >>13484729 He just admitted he hates his stuff though.

Anonymous Thu May 14 01:56:06 2015 No.13484739

>>13484723
Oh. Okay, but I think your original beef was that there was that the other guy said there were no bovine qualities to the ushi-oni, disregarding Kc's profile pic? If that's what he thought, he's wrong. Even traditionally they are cow-spiders. Spider with cow heads. I don't really get why you had to act like such a cunt about it, it's not like he even has any basis to deny the ushi any cow-like properties. We can make up whatever we want.

>>13484729
But the limited details aren't a restriction. It's the limited details that let you make up more crap. Only if KC details out the profile and describes everything without a shred of doubt are we limited to his canon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:56:18 2015 No.13484740 >>13484731 Okay, I'll just stop talking about this now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:56:28 2015 No.13484742 >>13484728 Vanilla with Ushis is oddly popular. I think we see more of it than rapetrain fantasies or stories, even though they're not exactly moeblobs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:57:06 2015 No.13484743 >>13484703 So do succubi have cow horns, but they're not cows. Maybe I should look at the mythological ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:57:39 2015 No.13484745 >>13484724 Ushi-Alps would hate themselves too, what with the emotional conflict and their struggle with that unnaturally high libido. I'd give an Ushi-Alp a post-coital hug and tell them everything's going to be all right.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:58:02 2015 No.13484746 >>13484739 >We can make up whatever we want No we can't, we have to obey KC's rules because reasons. Yeah okay, I'm leaving now. This is bad.

Anonymous Thu May 14 01:58:27 2015 No.13484747

>You'll never fuck a Cheshire and make her big fat cat ass jiggle.
>She'll never suddenly lock her legs around you and flip you on your back
>She'll never keep riding you reverse cowgirl style while bending back to kiss you deeply.
>You'll never fuck her until you're both tired, panting, sweaty messes.
>You'll never pull the covers over the two of you and fall asleep cuddling each other.
>She'll never tell you the next morning that you're going to have to keep doing it like that every night so she can get pregnant.
Damn it.
I don't know why, but I feel like Cheshire cats would be great contortionists.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:59:12 2015 No.13484749 >>13484742 It's mostly because KC hasn't don't a gap moe monster yet, so people use Ushi to fill in for it. That's my theory at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:00:13 2015 No.13484752 >>13484739 Outside of the horns, I see nothing on ushi oni resembling a cow. >spiders with cow heads I have seen the face of hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:00:22 2015 No.13484753 >>13484749 hasn't done* I need caffeine or sleep.

Anonymous Thu May 14 02:01:25 2015 No.13484755

>>13484743
Yes, maybe you should get your facts stright, shitter. And succubi don't have bovine horns they have your typical demon horns. Ushi oni's are plainly bovine.

>>13484746
Here is KC's "rules" that we have to obey
>There are Ushi Oni
>This is how most, not all generally, stereotypicaly behave.
His profiles are designed like this on purpose to give enough room for people to make their own shit up. I agree, you should leave. You're just derailing discussion with your baseless anger.

>>13484752
The skull at her pelvis, her floppy cow ears. Are you blind?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:01:26 2015 No.13484756 >>13484736 Yeah, I don't have auto-update on. >>13484739 >limited details aren't a restriction I know, I actually think they're too specific in some cases. I was just saying what I thought his beef was.

Anonymous Thu May 14 02:02:31 2015 No.13484759

>>13484330

>You're having a family reunion.
>You go inside to grab a beer, when you hear some rumbling upstairs.
>Shit, that's your room.
>You quietly head upstairs to check it out.
>Inside you find two of your little rascal cousins, who stare at you like a pair of deer caught in the headlights.
>One of them's wearing your uniform, and holding a small wooden box.
>"Hey, put that stuff awa-"
>"FINDERS KEEPERS."
>One of them quickly latches onto your leg, while the one that's got all your stuff quickly legs it the hell out of there.
>SHIT.
>Quickly wrestling the kid off your leg, you haul ass after the other one, leaping down the stairs in one go, landing in a roll and taking off in a sprint after her.
>She's already made it out the backdoor by the few seconds it takes you to catch up with her, where she trips and spills the box's contents at your grandmother, the tribal chief's, feet.
>One of those things actually landed on her bare foot. She picks it up and inspects.
>It's a Victoria Cross, with your name on it.
>Your backyard is suddenly completely silent.
>You can feel the glare your grandma gives you.
>See the judging looks from the rest of the tribe.
>Hear the synchronised 'Tsk'-ing from the other men to show disapproval at your dirty little secret.
>But what really hurts, like a sledgehammer to the heart, is the look on your Amazon mom's face as she stares down at her feet and refuses to even look at you.
>Numbly, you gather up the spilled contents of the box and head back inside, not even registering the meek apologies of your little cousin as you walk right through the house, out the front, get in your car and drive off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:02:42 2015 No.13484760 >>13484746 Jesus, calm down dude. Did I say, "ushi oni can't be cowlike" or whatever? I was just curious f they in fact shared the qualities of a cow outside of the horns. Excuse me for stepping all over your headcanon or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:03:51 2015 No.13484763 >>13484752 They're based on a mythological creature that's literally a spider cow

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:04:56 2015 No.13484766 >>13484749 Maybe Ushi's being big-titted "cows" helps imagine them as vanilla machines. Some people joke about them accidentally mooing, too. They've even got the fuzzy paws and pedipalps to ultrahug their victim with.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:05:01 2015 No.13484767 >>13484314 Ryu mom sounds nice. Dark Elf mom is also relevant to my interests.

Anonymous Thu May 14 02:08:37 2015 No.13484779

>>13484759
I don't see how this is related to what you linked to

But anyways, a warrior society would be proud of something like that, not ashamed of it.
They'd probably be a little patronizing though
>Amazing, such a good combat record despite being a man
>You're a pretty good warrior for a man

Anonymous Thu May 14 02:09:55 2015 No.13484781
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>>13484755
>Succubi don't have cow horns

Now who's limiting themselves to just KC?

>floppy ears

Oh right. Was just looking at the pic. Never seen horns like those on a cow though, nor that tail, but whatever.

>shitter

Take your rage meds.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:10:39 2015 No.13484783 >>13484749 They're cute and fluffy They look like they'd give good hugs

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:10:47 2015 No.13484785 >>13484759 Shit, actually meant to quote >>13484314. I might be drunk.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:12:34 2015 No.13484791 >>13484785 Stop being drunk.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:12:37 2015 No.13484792 >>13484781 >Waa, you called me a mean name, you must be mad Ironic from the guy unreasonably and unjustifiably mad at nothing. I called you a shitter because you're shitting the thread up

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:12:40 2015 No.13484793 >>13484783 What would happen if I snuck up behind an Ushi to surprise her with ASMR whispers?

Anonymous Thu May 14 02:12:49 2015 No.13484794
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>>13484585

>one day she catches you throwing a bottle away
>she's distraught and breaks down in tears
>your mom runs up to her room and locks the door
>you come to your senses then and apologize to her
>after her muffled sobbing has died down she asks what has been going on
>so you confess all that has been happening since school started
>your poor mother is dead silent for what seems like an eternity
>then she says without stuttering
>"Come in."
>You comply and find the holstaurus laid out on the bed, stark naked
>her eyes burn with love for you like they always have, but now dimmed with sullen disappointment
>It's like a punch in the gut and you can scarcely find your breath as you call out to her
>"Anon, I tried so hard for you. Everyday I'd get up early, eat the right foods, all for you. You've always been a good boy..."
>"So why-" She stifles a whimper, but regains her composure
>Her face hardens
>"Why did my little boy turn to the same BITCH who tormented him?"
>You begin to stammer an explanation but she just points to your pants and sternly states
>"Take your clothes off and get your cock out."
>What was she-
>"Now."
>You hesitantly comply, if only so she doesn't cry again, and as you do so she tells you that her son should pay attention more often
>You needed her milk to grow strong, not your bully's
>Good boys drink their mother's milk

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:13:45 2015 No.13484796 >>13484783 >Rape spider the size of a Lincon >Cute Are you well?

Anonymous Thu May 14 02:13:59 2015 No.13484797

>>13484794
>"You're obviously not grown-up enough to drink like a big boy, so I'm going to fix you the old fashioned way."
>On her instructions, you lean into her soft embrace and take your mother's nipple into your mouth
>warm milk that you've not tasted in a long time rushes into your mouth
>It was different when you drank straight from the tap, almost as good as the minotaurus'
>Its effects were relaxing too, you felt giddy and drowsy but not drained
>She sighs in contentment and tenderly brushes away a droplet of milk that escaped your lips
>"You're going to stay with mommy until you're fixed."
>Her breathing grows heavier as she brushes her fingers through your hair
>"And you're NEVER going to see that mean WHORE again."
>You try to pull away so you can reply but she holds you close with surprising strength
>"Ah-ah, my little boy needs to grow big and strong. Can't have him going off and drinking some dirty defective milk from who knows where."
>In the following days you slowly become enthralled to your mother's milk
>you eagerly drink from her, and she pleasures you in other ways to deal with a growing boy's urges
>you really were impressionable when it came to such things
>she calls the principal and says you won't be coming back to their school
>your mom claims she'll find you a new school, eventually
>but days slowly turn to months
>a part of you worries she may never let you go, and her rants about your past betrayal can be staggering
>but she claims you just need to drink some more milk
>you don't mind that, it's one of your favorite activities now
>you could do it forever

>tfw pseudo-NTR lactation domination becomes yandere lactation momdom

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:14:01 2015 No.13484798 Is this new to anybody else? http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2697415

Anonymous Thu May 14 02:15:10 2015 No.13484804

>>13484781
Not him but succubi don't have cow horns. They're demons, they have demon horns. Shape doesn't matter, demon horns can be whatever shape the guy designing them wants.

I guess you could argue that demons have cow horns but they're actually goat horns if I remember the origin right.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:15:15 2015 No.13484805 >>13484792 Uh, I'm not the guy raging about KC if that's what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:16:00 2015 No.13484807 File: 297 KB, 1140x1200, 1424016326516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a spider imouto!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:16:08 2015 No.13484808 >>13484798 >>13483708

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:18:36 2015 No.13484812 >>13484805 What, so you're the original guy who thought they were only cow in name? Then what are you defending yourself for? What are you replying to me for?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:19:23 2015 No.13484815 >>13484808 I'd post Slowpoke for my shame, but I'm pretty sure the Holstaur guy already did it this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:19:34 2015 No.13484816 >>13484793 I don't know but I want to find out >>13484796 I think so. She doesn't look cute to you? I think destroyers and F-35s are cute too, so maybe I'm not the best judge of these things.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:19:44 2015 No.13484818 >>13484804 I thought we were operating on IMAGINATION at the moment?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:19:46 2015 No.13484819 >>13484797 If only all moms cared as much as her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:19:55 2015 No.13484820 >>13484791 But... but... It makes me happy. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:20:07 2015 No.13484821 >>13484797 >yandere lactation momdom Pls no. I liked the awkward minotaur girl's breastfeeding rape. It's so cute and appropriate.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:21:01 2015 No.13484822 >>13484792 >Shitter Ghost of Roland Lebay plz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jG5wWl--zw

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:21:05 2015 No.13484823 >>13484815 >>13484627 Just make sure to Ctrl+F the thread for the link next time.

Anonymous Thu May 14 02:21:54 2015 No.13484825

>>13484742
>>13484749
>>13484766

Could this thought be the same way some feel about Rachnera? Like, yeah, Ushi-Onis could easily fuck shit up, like Rachnera could murder someone, so they intentionally hold back and try to act sweet? They keep their strength in check so that they don't hurt anyone?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:22:04 2015 No.13484826 >>13484816 I think ushis are cute, I want to play with their cow ears and ride on their huge backs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:22:09 2015 No.13484827 >>13484812 Because you were accussing me of shitting up the thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:23:40 2015 No.13484829 >>13484822 Not gonna lie. His irate grumpyness is what got me hooked on the word. Is his ghost still here? Is it the identity of KGA? >>13484827 But you were.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:23:46 2015 No.13484830 >>13484821 >awkward minotaur girl's breastfeeding rape Didn't seem awkward at all to me, a least for minotaur girl breastfeeding rape. Or cute. Or appropriate. But then, I would bite off a rapist's nipple off, so maybe I'm not the best judge.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:24:00 2015 No.13484831 >>13484816 >so maybe Im not the best judge on these things Gonna have to agree with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:26:34 2015 No.13484836 File: 930 KB, 250x200, Wel fuck me then.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484829 >you were How? By asking if ushi oni are in fact cows?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:27:28 2015 No.13484839 >>13484797 >yandere lactation momdom This is what I need in my life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpXCae7tDlQ

Anonymous Thu May 14 02:27:33 2015 No.13484840

>>13484821
Don't worry. There's a golden ending somewhere in there. Where your mom becomes proud of you for growing big and strong due to your minotaur waifu's milk. You just got to be upfront at the right moments. Otherwise you get the yandere bad end or pseudo-NTR. And lets not got started on the secret Oomukade ending.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:27:50 2015 No.13484841 >>13484836 No, by insisting that they weren't. If your intention was only asking perhaps you should revise the way you word things. This all could have ended with a simple, "put your glasses back on, gandpa."

Anonymous Thu May 14 02:27:51 2015 No.13484842

>>13484818
Somebody (you?) claimed succubi have cow horns. Said Ushi having cow horns doesn't make it part cow since succubi have them too and succubi aren't part cow.

Succubi don't have cow horns though, they have demon horns. You can come up with a succubus that has cow horns if you want (though that seems a little weird) but it's not really evidence for the whole 'ushis aren't cows' thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:28:08 2015 No.13484844 >>13484836 and getting my head bitten off as a result by that KC hating guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:28:42 2015 No.13484847 >>13484830 >loli rapes her weak classmate >makes him drink her milk that makes him strong That sounds like the old "I-it's not like I like you or anything, stupid! It just feels good when we do something gentle, intimate and domestic together!"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:31:04 2015 No.13484854 >>13484847 I have no idea what you are talking about.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:31:25 2015 No.13484857 >>13484842 >>13484841 >>13484760

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:33:16 2015 No.13484862 >>13484840 And remember, even if the Jinko you meet in gym class is awesome she's got a boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:33:43 2015 No.13484864 >>13484797 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:34:21 2015 No.13484866 >>13484847 >loli wut >>13484857 >>13484696 >>13484752 Nice asking. Again, maybe you should reconsider how you say things.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:34:45 2015 No.13484869 >>13484862 That's okay, I'll still give her pawrubs in the changing room. Boyfriend doesn't have to know.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:35:17 2015 No.13484873 >>13484794 >>13484797 Slow clap.gif

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:35:42 2015 No.13484877 >>13484797 I don't know if you intended to fix it or make it worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:35:52 2015 No.13484878 File: 141 KB, 500x640, 1405493998126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484807 They're so brave!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:36:19 2015 No.13484880 >>13484877 I intended to make my dick hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:36:45 2015 No.13484881 >>13484857 ? I'm perfectly calm, anon. Those post are two different people. Don't be so defensive.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:37:30 2015 No.13484885 >>13484862 Figures that the tiger is not a valid option.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:38:26 2015 No.13484890 >>13484866 >>13484881 Maybe you should learn to read. Thought the night threads were supposed to be hill but its the same shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:39:26 2015 No.13484893 >>13484890 *chill

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:39:41 2015 No.13484894 >>13484881 I don't think he implied that it was the same poster, merely that his earlier post was relevant to both.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:39:50 2015 No.13484896 >>13484885 Her little sister will be in the sequel. But she's a Sabbathite.

Anonymous Thu May 14 02:40:33 2015 No.13484898

>>13484890
>learn to read
Why? What did I miss? You linked yourself to a post claiming that you were only asking. I linked you to your posts outright claiming that ushi-onis have nothing to do with cows, thus proving your "B-but I was only asking" position wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:41:02 2015 No.13484899 >>13484896 That's alright, tiny chuffs are fine too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:41:05 2015 No.13484900 >>13484896 >spoiler She gets no love.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:43:00 2015 No.13484906 >>13484894 I guess, but it isn't relevant to both. He wanted to know if Ushi had cow-like qualities and I've been calmly explaining that their horns are a cow-like quality. He's acting like I'm calling his mother a whore.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:43:24 2015 No.13484907 >>13484807 I want an Ushi-Oni imouto to cling to my back as a fluffy backpack, like in that greentext.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:43:58 2015 No.13484911 I want to stand up to an Oni bully by punching her dead in the nose. I mean it's not going to do much, but maybe she'll start looking at me like a man instead of just a boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:44:07 2015 No.13484912 File: 512 KB, 850x1100, 1401227412897.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484899 I want to platonically cuddle the shit out of a tiny jinko, only for her to go nuts and assault me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:46:49 2015 No.13484918 >>13484911 Throw in a few drinks and you'd be practically courting her.

Anonymous Thu May 14 02:46:56 2015 No.13484919

>>13484898
Since beginning I disagreed >>13484686 and >>13484700
had to be a cunt about it, I even said I was not saying the couldn't be >>13484760
, so excuse me if I no longer give a shit. Ushi oni are not cows,there, now you can claim whatever the fuck you want.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:47:17 2015 No.13484920 >>13483850 yes they also drew a blemyes monstergirl but its not sfw

Anonymous Thu May 14 02:48:16 2015 No.13484923

>>13484911
Depends on how you execute such a punch. Better practice it.

Your attempt might be so pathetic it has the opposite effect. Got to get /fit/ or pick up boxing.

Be careful about going to the gym in the evening when you're just starting out. Otherwise she'll proactively make you her boyfriend in the showers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:49:23 2015 No.13484924 File: 202 KB, 400x564, c7c2e09797b889989ab7d216dfe52090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484912 Just how tiny are we talking about here?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:51:29 2015 No.13484926 >>13484924 Maybe 2 or 3 feet? Big enough to envelop my dick after she loses it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:51:29 2015 No.13484927 >>13484924 ...Palmtop tiger?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:52:43 2015 No.13484929 >>13484911 You don't punch ushi oni, you shoot them. With a handcannon a la bloodhound preferably.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:52:55 2015 No.13484931 >>13484919 >Ushi oni are not cows But they are. that's what I've been saying this entire time. They are literally cow-spider demons.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:55:07 2015 No.13484934 File: 245 KB, 515x728, ae43e7132041da8f05e6b07247d17f30.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484926 That's pretty tiny, even for a Sabbathite loli. >>13484927 Palmtop tiger.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:55:23 2015 No.13484936 >>13484931 I think that Anon is drunk

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:55:45 2015 No.13484938 File: 1.37 MB, 1024x768, ev07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cow Succubus!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:56:26 2015 No.13484942 >>13484924 >>13484934 She's too tall to be Taiga I mean... You know what I mean

Anonymous Thu May 14 02:56:45 2015 No.13484943

>>13484923
I want it to just be a heat of the moment thing, like she and her posse are bullying me and I just snap and hit her only to fall to the ground in pain because she smacked me down.
I want to feel that sense of failure fester inside me until I decide that I'm going to get back at her if it's the last thing I do.
I want to train and train until one day she corners me on the way home from school.
I'd punch her and actually hurt her, like drawing a bit of blood and everything.
And then she grabs my head and pulls me into a deep kiss leaving me wondering what the fuck just happened.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:57:00 2015 No.13484944 File: 172 KB, 715x1000, 1431586620163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch it now. Do the cow.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:57:34 2015 No.13484946 >>13484938 Why do her wings look like purple muscle tissue?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:58:40 2015 No.13484949 >>13484929 >Ushi oni learn to read anon. >>13484944 Do you ever wondered what it would be like to have primal sweaty sex with Hathor until you made her pregnant? I have.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:58:59 2015 No.13484951 >>13484944 I tried but now she looks startled and frightened. What should I do?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:59:48 2015 No.13484956 File: 619 KB, 1237x1600, 1431586788111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484944 If you insist.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 02:59:55 2015 No.13484957 >>13484946 Not a clue. I don't particularly care about the wings!.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:00:11 2015 No.13484958 >>13484944 I'm not touching that. Who knows where it's been?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:00:56 2015 No.13484959 >>13484956 No Ammy, no! That's going to trigger so many people!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:01:20 2015 No.13484960 >>13484949 >Oni Then wrassle her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:02:58 2015 No.13484964 File: 779 KB, 664x909, Holstaurus_profile2b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So many cows... You'd let them drink your 'milk' too right? It's only fair.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:03:09 2015 No.13484965 >>13484956 Oh my. How lucky would one have to be to end up in a threesome with them? >>13484959 Ammy's a lewd goddess and no one is safe from her lewdness, not even other goddesses.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:03:33 2015 No.13484966 >>13484964 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:03:40 2015 No.13484967 >>13484959 I don't think it ever has. That particular picture I mean. Same with the apophis/shirohebi one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:04:46 2015 No.13484970 >>13484960 Wrestling someone who is really strong is actually pretty dangerous. You're more likely to get a serious injury than in a fistfight. Unless they know what they're doing and are careful.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:05:46 2015 No.13484971 >>13484965 >How lucky It's not about luck, you just need to get Alpollo to sneak you in. >>13484967 B-but there's an entire board whine-whine, bitch-bitch!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:07:06 2015 No.13484973 >>13484966 Anon, you misspelled, "Of course."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:07:34 2015 No.13484975 >>13484971 Nobody cares (usually) if it's something silly like that. People only start bitching if you try to force romance into it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:07:41 2015 No.13484976 >>13484967 Which picture do you speak of?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:08:03 2015 No.13484977 >>13484973 But I'm a boy. Boys don't have milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:08:32 2015 No.13484978 >>13484971 Our OC is one thing, I guess. People only seem to get mad at adding THAT to the thread as a fixture.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:08:49 2015 No.13484979 >>13484977 Yes you do! You've got lots of milk and you need to start sharing it with girls!

Anonymous Thu May 14 03:08:51 2015 No.13484980

>Fought in the ensuing war following first contact with the monster girl world
>Was awarded the Navy Cross for a confirmed hand to hand kill of an Ushi-Oni
>Never talked about it, yet somehow it managed to become common knowledge among the monsters that favored martial prowess in mates
>Constantly have to deal with Lizardgirls, Salamanders, Hinezumis, and more trying to court you
>There's even some Ushis interested in you, surprisingly enough
>Not particularly fond of monsters at all after what you saw and experienced, but if you had to choose you would just want one that's nice and quiet and docile

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:09:30 2015 No.13484982 >>13484971 >Alpollo >Implying it wouldn't be Ammy who invites you >Implying that's not the reason she tied up Hathor other than the fact that Hathor's probably into that. She's lewd as fuck anon, we've established this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:09:42 2015 No.13484983 >>13484976 The one of those two wrapped around a staff, like the medicine/hospital symbol.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:09:57 2015 No.13484984 Do holsts squeeze out warm milk? Because it would be cool if they could use magic or something to make it ice cold from the tap. Warm milk is gross

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:10:02 2015 No.13484985 >>13484977 It's a euphemism, anon. Not literal milk. Think about it for a second. Also boys do have milk, but you're better off staying blissful ignorance.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:10:32 2015 No.13484986 >>13484977 You've got a dick don't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:10:41 2015 No.13484988 >>13484982 So can a mortal survive that threesome?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:11:00 2015 No.13484989 >>13484985 >>13484986 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:11:05 2015 No.13484990 >>13484984 Why would you Why

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:12:16 2015 No.13484991 >>13484989 Shirou, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:12:39 2015 No.13484993 >>13484977 I may be remembering this completely wrong, but something like 1 in 10 boys are able to lactate under the right conditions

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:12:44 2015 No.13484994 >>13484990 You're talking to the numbskulls that think brown girls lactate chocolate milk and cold girls lactate ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:13:07 2015 No.13484995 >>13484985 >>13484986 But that's gross! Why would they want that?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:13:21 2015 No.13484996 >>13484984 She'd stick her boobs in the freezer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:13:40 2015 No.13484997 >>13484983 Can anyone link it please?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:13:56 2015 No.13485000 >>13484989 Ahh I see, you're playing the role of Dense-kun. You see, you're also able to produce a white, creamy material, which monstergirls happen to enjoy. It could be considered your "milk."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:14:18 2015 No.13485002 >>13484993 The right conditions being hormone therapy. You'd be surprised at the number of regular joes who get breast cancer though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:14:24 2015 No.13485004 >>13484994 Don't step on my dreams.

Anonymous Thu May 14 03:15:15 2015 No.13485006

>>13484988
They're both loving goddesses so you'd be fine.
Tired, sweaty, sticky and ahegaoing hard, but fine.
Sex with a goddess would be super nuts anon., Hathor's milk can restore your strength, and couple that with Ammy's lewdness and brush techniques and you're looking at a long looooong night or six.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:15:34 2015 No.13485007 >>13484990 Because I don't like liquids that are body temperature. I like things really cold or fairly hot

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:16:44 2015 No.13485010 >>13485006 >going full Enkidu and having sex for a week straight >with Ammy and Hathor instead of a hooker Divine.

Anonymous Thu May 14 03:16:47 2015 No.13485011

>>13484993
>>13485002

Apparently, all men can. Just takes a baby stimulating it for a certain amount of time. Or similar stimulation that mimics it. Same for women. But stimulation doesn't mean rubbing or sucking. It has to be the same kind of sucking babies do for breastfeeding which is different from the sucking done in porn. This has been exploited in some really poor areas in really poor countries when the mom dies.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:17:01 2015 No.13485013 >>13484996 We can get her a tattoo that turns blue when they're cold enough to drink

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:18:06 2015 No.13485014 >>13485000 But how does the dick play into that?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:18:15 2015 No.13485015 >>13485010 Let's face it, you and Hathor would be cuddled together trembling while Ammy lays back with her arms behind her head looking smug. Ammy would be in complete control of that sex and you'd enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:18:15 2015 No.13485016 >>13485010 Literal definition?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:18:44 2015 No.13485017 >>13485011 Isn't breastfeeding a really good way to lose weight? I should start playing with my nips

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:19:03 2015 No.13485018 File: 278 KB, 1782x2302, Veteran's Nightmare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484980 Perfect for any disillusioned War Vet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:19:33 2015 No.13485021 >>13485015 I know. >>13485016 THAT is the very definition of divine, anon. >>13485017 I think we're crossing a line here, but what the hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:20:08 2015 No.13485024 >>13485014 rich tanuki women snort lines of it off your dick

Anonymous Thu May 14 03:20:08 2015 No.13485025

>>13484980
I have a plan for you.
Just find one of those oddball lizards or salamanders who aren't combat nuts.
She might not be particularly interested in you at first but her mom is probably pressuring her to find a tough guy so that's your opening.
Just romance her normally once the ice is broken.
Everybody wins. You get your bookish lizard waifu, waifu gets nice husband, mother-in-law gets big strong warrior son-in-law.

Just be careful of your new mother-in-law. She knows about your prowess and doesn't want to lose you, but she's afraid her failure of a daughter won't be able to keep your interest forever. She might take it upon herself to give you what you really need so you don't leave her daughter.

Anonymous Thu May 14 03:21:30 2015 No.13485027

>>13485017
I'm the anon from last thread who lost +22kg. There's only one good way to lose weight and it's eating below your TDEE at a respectable calorie deficit.

If you want to lactate to such an extent that you can breastfeed you need to find something that mimics baby sucking and do it for possibly up to a month or more for results. But, god, why?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:22:27 2015 No.13485031 >>13484997 There were a couple versions I think. One is on .less's imgur

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:23:04 2015 No.13485034 >>13485024 I see. Then I should contact my local detective about this ASAP.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:23:06 2015 No.13485035 >>13485025 He should waifu this girl >>13483654

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:23:19 2015 No.13485036 >>13485025 >you will never successfully fight off your mother in law's sexual advances >you will never cuddle with your wife who's happy that she's found a husband who's able to stay loyal

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:23:40 2015 No.13485038 File: 137 KB, 1114x1031, 1401223139361.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485014 do we have anymore betalizard?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:24:13 2015 No.13485039 >>13485018 >Horse pussy for a man who killed an ushi oni bare handed I want to punch you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:25:20 2015 No.13485041 >>13485027 My step mom told me that you can sell frozen breast milk to athletes for a lot of money. There has to be a niche market for male breast milk

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:26:14 2015 No.13485042 >>13485041 >My step mom told me that you can sell frozen breast milk to athletes for a lot of money. This makes my dick react for some reason. You faggots are corrupting me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:27:07 2015 No.13485043 >>13485042 The Milkman stikes again!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:27:14 2015 No.13485044 >>13485041 Wait for aliens to come around. I'm sure despite all the scifi movies about us being alpha or beta we'll just be the race that sells our milk to a bunch of reptilian and fish things.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:27:14 2015 No.13485045 >>13485042 No anon. Everything comes from inside you. We merely guide you. You opened the thread. Now you will taste our pleasures.

Anonymous Thu May 14 03:27:30 2015 No.13485046

>>13485036
>Come home from work
>Waifu waiting for you with dinner
>Starts to ask you how your day was
>Interrupt her and blurt out "I punched your mom in the neck"
>"W...what?"
>"I don't know, she tried to have sex with me while I was leaving work, she cornered me in the parking garage and... I don't know, my body just moved on its own and I swung and I punched her in the neck"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:27:42 2015 No.13485048 >>13485038 I don't think so. I wish we did. I know some people hate sjw lizard but I find it incredibly entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:27:46 2015 No.13485049 >>13485036 >Fighting her off To pin her down and rape her senseless, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:28:13 2015 No.13485050 File: 442 KB, 895x637, 1415822205519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485038 >>13485048

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:28:14 2015 No.13485051 File: 53 KB, 680x798, SalamanderBonnet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485038

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:28:31 2015 No.13485052 >>13485014 The dick takes on many roles. It's the sword that slays Dragongirls and Onis, It's the healing wand that saves Trolls and Sea Bishops, It's the...dick that, dicks Holstauruses and Slimes. That is how the dick plays into that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:28:45 2015 No.13485053 >>13485038 I want to cuntblock my best monstergirl friend to teach her a lesson!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:30:22 2015 No.13485056 >>13485052 So what I can take from this is that the dick is the tool that conquers all and is the key to world peace?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:30:49 2015 No.13485057 File: 381 KB, 854x724, 1357906779110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485039 Horse Pussy a best.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:31:18 2015 No.13485058 File: 370 KB, 612x750, The Hero of MGG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485056 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:31:25 2015 No.13485059 >>13485057 For people with shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:32:09 2015 No.13485060 >>13485056 As long as it is a loving and merciful dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:32:57 2015 No.13485062 >>13485050 >Joy Division and Radiohead Fucking lame

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:33:08 2015 No.13485063 >>13485050 internet manticore is pretty good too without the physical intimidation she comes off as a bit of an awkward idiot and it tickles my bully bone

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:33:17 2015 No.13485064 >>13485056 The monsters have been preaching this but people still shun them. It's horseshoe theory in action.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:33:21 2015 No.13485065 >>13485056 Through dick, unity Unity though dick

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:34:26 2015 No.13485067 >>13485049 No. Were you not paying attention?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:34:28 2015 No.13485068 >>13485063 Anon, I think you should get that checked out. Last I checked, there was no such thing as a bully bone

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:34:51 2015 No.13485069 >>13485056 The dick is a key When you stick it in people it unlocks their happiness

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:36:15 2015 No.13485071 How would you comfort your Inari daughteru after she gets teased by the other Inari at school for being born with only eight tails?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:36:47 2015 No.13485073 >>13485060 a loving and merciful dick that's firm when it needs to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:37:13 2015 No.13485074 >>13485071 >being born with only eight tails Whoa, she's like the Broly of foxes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:37:21 2015 No.13485075 >>13485071 Do inari kids inherit their mom's tails. I could have sworn Inari all start out with one and then build up to 9 through sex with their husbando.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:37:23 2015 No.13485076 >>13485071 No, she had it coming

Anonymous Thu May 14 03:37:42 2015 No.13485077
File: 159 KB, 850x1203, foxdeomnoriginal5-15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Lets see.

Ryuu step mom.
Live in a water shrine, have several Shirohebi 'aunts' that specialize in healing and fortune telling, if not matchmaking.
It is sure to be a warm family orientated open minded environment where you learn to be comfortable around women , and tons of skinship.(this does not factor any step or actual sisters)

Fox goddess step mom
Live in a shrine , have sveral kitsune and or shirohebi 'aunts' as well, have a highly social childhood , lots of skinship, learn early on sex is fun, get introduced to lots of girls.

Hathor step mom.
Not sure what the shrine staff would be, but I am sure they would all be into health.
you would have a very healthy childhood, and lots of skinship in the form of breast feedings .

I am not seeing any downsides to having a step mom that is a divine , local, or lesser goddess.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:39:31 2015 No.13485080 >>13485077 Hathor step mom sounds divine Too bad that MILK DOESN'T MAKE YOU TALL

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:39:43 2015 No.13485081 >>13485071 I'd buy her a nice tail-buttplug.

Anonymous Thu May 14 03:40:12 2015 No.13485082

>>13485075

>Their tails are symbols of their demonic energy and by absorbing spirit energy through having sex with a man, they're able to store up demonic energy, until they increase to a maximum of 9. The size of their lust is proportional to the number of tails, so even though they still have a graceful appearance, individuals with many tails have their heads full of thoughts about having sex with men. They're much more forward and will tempt men much more frequently. The way they go wild during sex also changes so that they incite even more carnal desire in men.

yeah, see. It just means your daughteru has been getting a little less D.

Anonymous Thu May 14 03:40:35 2015 No.13485084

>>13485071
I thought they were born with 1?

>>13485042
>You faggots are corrupting me.
Speaking of which, I'm watching some anti-American propaganda anime oneshot about the firebombing of Tokyo and I find myself cheering for the bombers like they're my favorite sports team. What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:40:51 2015 No.13485086 >>13485057 Isn't that just bestiality.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:41:34 2015 No.13485087 >>13485071 Enroll her in advanced magic classes. i will teach her to exact her revenge , might not be soon, but it will come to them someday.....

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:42:07 2015 No.13485089 >>13485082 >tfw your Inari daughteru comes home from elementary school with a second tail What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:43:57 2015 No.13485090 >>13485089 Start properly disposing of my "used" tissues

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:43:57 2015 No.13485091 >>13485057 Get in the box.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:44:02 2015 No.13485092 >>13485082 The most messed up explanation ever from KC , I swear, and I don't think KC said that. Its supposed to be 1 tail per hundred years

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:44:04 2015 No.13485093 >>13485086 No, since centaurs aren't actual beasts. It's like saying your dragon waifu is committing bestiality by sleeping with an ape.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:44:22 2015 No.13485094 >>13485086 Nah, because Centaurs aren't animals.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:45:03 2015 No.13485095 >>13485093 What if you have sex with your dragon wife when she is in full on dragon mode?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:46:03 2015 No.13485098 >>13485092 KC's setting isn't the same as the regular legends of Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:46:09 2015 No.13485099 File: 395 KB, 1296x600, Inari_book_profile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485092 Here's the profile for reference. >>13485095 You become an hero.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:46:15 2015 No.13485100 >>13485095 Seems like a fill sized Dragon would b e a little... 'cavernous'.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:47:04 2015 No.13485103 >>13485095 Then you're a pervert.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:47:30 2015 No.13485104 File: 41 KB, 630x394, nb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485095 Could be fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:48:24 2015 No.13485108 >>13485103 I don't think that would mean much in monster society.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:49:10 2015 No.13485113 >>13485057 But which horse pussy is best among horse pussies?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:50:16 2015 No.13485117 >>13485095 Donkey please.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:50:39 2015 No.13485118 >>13485080 Haha, manlet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:50:43 2015 No.13485119 >>13485113 Shetland pony-chan, or nightmare-chan!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:50:50 2015 No.13485120 >>13485113 Nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:51:02 2015 No.13485121 File: 313 KB, 599x488, 1426371198540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485113 Pic related in general. Nightmare for MGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:51:03 2015 No.13485122 >>13485113 My heart belongs to Cerea, but my boner belongs to that dom Centaur from that Ahobaka doujin.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:51:45 2015 No.13485124 >>13485117 "ohh, of course you are a girl dragon'

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:52:17 2015 No.13485125 >>13485113 magical friendship horse-pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:52:43 2015 No.13485126 >>13485108 As in, a weirdo pervert even by their standards.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:53:07 2015 No.13485129 >>13485108 Probably not On that note, what would you have to do to shunned by monster society for your perversion? inb4 handholding etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:54:01 2015 No.13485132 >>13485125 Wouldn't that require like six Centaurs to share you? That's sounds like a lot of barnyard smells for very little gain.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:54:07 2015 No.13485133 >>13485129 Fuck human girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:54:39 2015 No.13485134 >>13485129 hopefully not ASMR

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:54:42 2015 No.13485135 >>13485060 >merciful dick. Made me think of moby dick for some strange reason >Would you hunt a big, pure white ara ara whale-mermaid through the open oceans? >Would you finally corner her and harpoon a ring onto her finger?

Anonymous Thu May 14 03:55:05 2015 No.13485136
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Wurm can turn into a full monster form too right?

>yfw she tries to do the belly-to-belly rubbing cuddle with you but forgets her current form

>>13485126
After Cait Sith and the Sabbath in general, I doubt it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:55:14 2015 No.13485137 File: 386 KB, 905x1280, 30f34ee0c0c383006c0dd9c34149a789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I can't hear you too well, you are too far away, 'my Veal is soft?"" Hey, come here, quit running away!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:56:08 2015 No.13485142 >>13485135 Very much yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:56:17 2015 No.13485143 >>13485135 Not him, but hell yes I would.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:57:40 2015 No.13485144 >>13485137 >Hey, come here, quit running away! But I want to work up your appetite. If you keep chasing me this slowly you'll never teach me a lesson.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:57:48 2015 No.13485145 >>13485133 boymaker.jpg I'd do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:58:20 2015 No.13485146 >>13485135 Split your pants with rock hard boner. When you see the white whale (mermaid).

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:59:29 2015 No.13485150 >>13485146 so he lost his hand to fapping to this white mermaid whale?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 03:59:34 2015 No.13485151 >>13485145 Of course you would, anon. You're a slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:00:36 2015 No.13485155 Would you a 3 some with a MG, human girl and yourself?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:01:59 2015 No.13485159 >>13485155 If you and your waifu become corrupters like Druella it's practically a given.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:02:41 2015 No.13485161 >>13485155 The human can watch. She's getting pushed away if she tries to do anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:02:57 2015 No.13485162 >>13485150 >"Fufu, silly boy. Did I affect you that much? Come closer, let me heal you. And then let me...take care of your...big problem." [Lip licking and ara ara intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:04:02 2015 No.13485166 >>13485162 >Call me Ishmael. SAY MY NAME!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:04:54 2015 No.13485170 >>13485155 Of course. Gotta pop out some sons for my daughters to marry.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:05:52 2015 No.13485171 File: 172 KB, 850x1029, sample-70cf1619f542a8e4f2809d32f268d31d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would your MG wife act shy about showing off her 'assets' in public, or would she be almost an exhibitionist?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:06:07 2015 No.13485172 >>13485166 >Queequeg is an amazon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:06:36 2015 No.13485174 >>13485155 As long as she knows her place in the pecking order is lower than a Dark Elf and she's just there because the waifu and I wanted to spice things up a bit, then yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:06:53 2015 No.13485175 >>13485161 God damn it I've been here too long >first thing I thought of was cuck porn involving MGs sleeping with human men while human women watched >this becomes MGC's favorite epic meme to shitpost with

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:07:29 2015 No.13485176 >>13485155 What about a 3 some harem. MG, human girl, you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:07:41 2015 No.13485177 >>13485170 What if she doesn't want her sons to marry monsters?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:07:59 2015 No.13485178 >>13485171 My Living Doll waifu is a sucker for sexy outfits and dressing up, so I think she might be a little in to showing off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:09:01 2015 No.13485181 >>13485171 >Dragon She walks around naked all the time and generally doesn't care. >"What? It's natural for me." >"What's the matter? Is the sight of my glorious body affecting you?"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:09:14 2015 No.13485182 File: 398 KB, 600x842, 2babbbe82f21fc383b040bed3c6ef973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485171

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:09:16 2015 No.13485183 >>13485177 I'd clear that up before hand

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:10:57 2015 No.13485186 >>13485181 This. Nude Dragons are great. >Of course the peasants stare! I'm gorgeous!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:10:58 2015 No.13485187 >>13485171 Lamias would probably not show off their assets since their the jealous type. Amazons on the other hand are borderline exhibitionist. Unless they're raised in urban environments, but even then. Public sex either way.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:11:16 2015 No.13485189 >>13485181 Shameless! Someone cover up the greedy lizard.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:12:10 2015 No.13485190 >>13485189 With your most expensive silks!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:12:52 2015 No.13485191 >>13485186 >>13485189 >>13485190 >Such petty garments would merely ruin my body's glorious image!

Anonymous Thu May 14 04:14:00 2015 No.13485199
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>>13485178

Just referencing you since you mentioned the type.

Anybody else not really dig Living Doll waifus until that one in Bloodborne? She's got something going.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:14:07 2015 No.13485200 >>13485181 >Dragon proudly displaying her naked body Now add some jewelry and it's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:14:37 2015 No.13485201 >>13485191 >Husband, join me! We need our tans to be synchronized! Nobody will give shit to the Dragonslut even if he's naked.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:14:37 2015 No.13485202 >>13485191 >But you have no problem spending half the day trying on all the treasure in your hoard...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:14:43 2015 No.13485203 >>13485177 >implying she has a choice >implying we don't keep her in a dog house with "son despencer" over the top >when she has a daughter we monsterize her right away

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:15:12 2015 No.13485205 >>13485199 I've liked them since Comet from Monmusu Gakuen.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:16:05 2015 No.13485207 >>13485113 Nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:16:11 2015 No.13485208 >>13485202 >Jewelry is different from flashy garments! >>13485201 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:16:56 2015 No.13485211 File: 22 KB, 325x250, I just calls em as I see em.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485201 The hell I won't.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:17:23 2015 No.13485212 >>13485095 >>13485103 I freely admit it. Would it be too Haram to actually write it into a story though?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:17:50 2015 No.13485213 >>13485212 Kind of, yeah.

Anonymous Thu May 14 04:19:20 2015 No.13485217

>>13485212
Just write what you want. Vanillafags aren't going to read it by mistake if you give it tags so they have no reason to complain unless they're masochists. There's always /tg/'s smut thread if you want to test the waters with a different audience.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:19:35 2015 No.13485219 >>13485175 >All the undesirable monstergirls masturbating to the thought of stealing a human woman's man away. >Most are simply jealous of how human girls give birth to sons, and aren't prejudiced against as they are.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:20:28 2015 No.13485220 >>13485201 Dammit, why did I wonder if dicks would cause tanlines?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:21:16 2015 No.13485222 >>13485201 Man I gotta be the only anon not cool with his waifu walking around naked for a bunch of plebs to fap to.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:22:50 2015 No.13485226 >>13485222 If they fap to your waifu, it means you've landed something better than they have, which makes you better than them. Being a Dragonslut gives huge ego boosts.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:22:59 2015 No.13485227 >>13485220 Why would you wonder that and not wonder if nude beaches would be popular. >>13485222 Think of it as >HAHA! I've got a smoking hot wife and you don't! Also, anyone else getting pick an animal captchas?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:23:31 2015 No.13485229 >>13485222 I'm not really into the idea either. I don't even really like the idea of public displays of affection besides at most holding hands

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:23:41 2015 No.13485230 >>13485222 Think of it this way. All the single MGs fap to you and other married men anyway. It's not like your waifu doesn't deal with the same issue. Or better yet, embrace the snake girls and never have to worry about it.

Anonymous Thu May 14 04:23:55 2015 No.13485231

>>13485217
>Just write what you want.
I do anyway. Not like I'd planned to do such a thing anyway. Could be interesting but...eh, unless I suddenly get struck by a very strange muse, probably won't. Can't think of a scenario it'd feel natural in.

>>13485171
She's used to dressing in little due to environment, but still doesn't like to be seen out-right nude in public and leans more to "Almost got caught" style exhibitionism.

>>13485222
Nah, I agree with you anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:26:06 2015 No.13485233 >>13485227 I'm going to chalk it up to needing sleep. I have a feeling nude beaches would be a lot more lewd and pleasant. Wouldn't have weird old men welcoming you to the community or some shit, and you're free to pop a boner at your own risk.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:26:31 2015 No.13485234 >>13485226 >Being a Dragonslut gives huge unwarranted ego boosts. fixed

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:27:01 2015 No.13485237 >>13485231 Only thing that comes to mind is urgent emergency healing sex while your dragon waifu is stuck in that form. Or some size difference play with her big dragon tongue if you want to get kinkier.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:27:16 2015 No.13485238 >>13485226 >>13485227 Don't need it man, I rather intimate privacy. Beholding my waifu's naked glory is my privilege. I don't need to gloat or show off or anything. >>13485230 I'm no hypocrite. I'm not gonna walk around naked either.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:28:24 2015 No.13485239 >>13485234 Jellybeans. >>13485238 Has it occurred to you that maybe SHE wants to gloat?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:28:41 2015 No.13485240 >>13485238 >I'm no hypocrite. I'm not gonna walk around naked either. You underestimate the lust of single monstergirls. They can fill in the gaps.

Anonymous Thu May 14 04:29:16 2015 No.13485241

>>13485233
>GMilf monsters welcoming you
>Cheeky Monkey girls running around and showing off their bums
>Mermaids and Dragons tanning themselves
>Selkies being dragged into the sea by Orcas
>Phoenixes being kicked out of volleyball games for either melting or puncturing the ball

>>13485238
Well it's fine and dandy if you don't like it.
We all have our reasons for doing/liking things, man, so it's cool.

Anonymous Thu May 14 04:30:20 2015 No.13485243

>>13485239
>SHE wants to gloat?
Why would she care what other men think?

>>13485240
Ain't fappin to me though, they're fappin to their imagination with my face on it.

>>13485241
Yeah, no ofcoure, not sayin' it's wrong, just discussing a different perspective.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:30:43 2015 No.13485245 >>13485239 Of course she wants to, she's an ill mannered beast.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:31:10 2015 No.13485247 >>13485243 >other men No anon, not to them. To the bitches. >Look at this body, bitches! >Look at this guy it got me!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:31:13 2015 No.13485249 >>13485199 I already loved Shinkis and fapped pretty hard to MGQ's Automata Girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:31:44 2015 No.13485250 >>13485243 Maybe she's gloating bout her own body compared to other monsters?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:32:12 2015 No.13485252 >>13485247 It got her a bitch?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:33:44 2015 No.13485254 >>13485252 If you are a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:34:46 2015 No.13485257 >>13485254 But I don't care about Dragons, so this has nothing to do with me.

Anonymous Thu May 14 04:35:45 2015 No.13485259
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>"What are you doing you idiot? Go back to the starting zone. Your level is way too low to be here. The monsters around this place will wipe the floor with you!"
>"Y-You might get hurt..."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:35:49 2015 No.13485260 >>13485249 ...Actually, you know what, I realize I fapped a bunch to the Automata girl too. But it think that's more because I'm a whore for UN_DO's art style.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:36:53 2015 No.13485264 >>13485257 Then why would you butt in? >>13485259 Monsters like you, ma'am? Because you're breaking my heart by sending me away.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:38:22 2015 No.13485266 >>13485264 Because I don1t like uppity bitches.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:38:27 2015 No.13485267 >>13485259 I want to be a low level healer who marries the Jabberwock boss!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:39:15 2015 No.13485268 >>13485266 Then don't get involved with them. >>13485267 Becoming a heal slut is a new low.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:39:17 2015 No.13485269 >>13485264 She's just concerned, she doesn't want you to get mindbroken by a Cheshire Cat because your will save was too low or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:39:39 2015 No.13485270 >>13485259 Hey! I made it this far. I guess I might not be able to make it back safely. Maybe you can take me back to the starting zone and share your experience with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:40:28 2015 No.13485271 >>13485267 No Anon you're supposed to heal our tank! Not the raid boss!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:40:41 2015 No.13485272 >>13485269 What use is an unbroken mind or a strong will when my heart is broken?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:41:33 2015 No.13485275 >>13485268 >becoming a heal slut i a new low Complementary classes are always a plus though. Two warrior types can be fun, but caster/healer and warrior combo or vice versa is like chocolate and peanut butter.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:41:47 2015 No.13485276 >>13485271 Who's the tank, what's the mage, I don't know's the priest...

Anonymous Thu May 14 04:43:36 2015 No.13485277

>>13485270
>Jabberwocky Elite mob picks you up and flies you back to Maus Hills. Not saying anything on the trip.
>Drops you on the ground almost angrily.
>As you stumble to get up she tells you to be more careful, and get stronger, stupid Human.
>T-Then when you get stronger... M-Maybe come back to the Wonderland zone...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:43:43 2015 No.13485278 >>13485275 I will always be the Dashing Rogue who sneaked into the Dragons lair to steal her heart. Or a precious gem so she'd chase ME instead of me chasing her.

Anonymous Thu May 14 04:44:09 2015 No.13485280
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>>13485268
>>13485271
I want to be the loyal healslut for the Jabberwock boss, and follow her around until she begrudgingly decides to keep me despite all the teasing from her coworkers on the floor

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:45:37 2015 No.13485281 >>13485278 My nigga. I'm a fan of the rogue type myself. Don't need to immediately jump into power level stuff to win against your foes either.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:47:46 2015 No.13485286 >>13485277 >Maus Hills Time to grind against The Cheese Bandits? And when I say grind, I don't mean the leveling kind.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:47:55 2015 No.13485287 >>13485280 >"I can wipe parties without any of your buffs and healing you know, you should just go back to the player town and join your friends." >"S-Shut up! You don't like me!.. Y-You're just doing this to leech exp off of me..."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:48:02 2015 No.13485289 >>13485278 Pray you don't run into a pragmatic dragon with traps worth damn, guards and/or hireling to retrieve stolen possessions.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:48:25 2015 No.13485290 >>13485277 >No Exp. Share Aw dang it. That's it. I'll become the very, very, strongest and defeat everything in my path. Then I'll become her slut, that'll show her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:49:10 2015 No.13485292 >>13485281 >>13485278 >Not being a Death Knight >Not raising the foes who challenge you and fall >Not making them feel really fuckin' awkward and indebted now that they owe their continued existence to you. you could have just let them rot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:50:17 2015 No.13485296 Archer types are underrated.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:50:20 2015 No.13485297 >>13485286 As well as that there's the Cheese Bandit Hideout which is a low level instance, it's probably the first challenge you run into but it prepares you for harder areas.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:50:21 2015 No.13485298 >>13485289 If I get caught, I fully expect to be locked up in the Lair's dungeon, where I will be cruelly oppressed by the Dark Elf Warden and her P'Orc minions. It's a win-win situation, really, the consolation prize isn't too bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:51:06 2015 No.13485299 >>13485292 >Not smashing niggas with a shield >Not wearing a shield in each hand plus a light armor >Not just smashing people with them

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:52:31 2015 No.13485301 >>13485296 How so? Archer is always the best Servant.

Anonymous Thu May 14 04:53:10 2015 No.13485302

>>13485297
Dammit guys, I'm going to bed soon and you start talking about mice.
I hear you can get an ultra rare helmet there that gives a silly bonus spell to summon mice minions. Not that useful later on, but if you're very lucky it'll help you grind.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:53:29 2015 No.13485303 >>13485299 Why not do both?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:54:31 2015 No.13485305 >>13485303 There's always the Monk way

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:55:02 2015 No.13485308 >>13485302 >Your own band of Mouse Thieves to steal things for you during the day, and to dick at night. Would grind for it.

Anonymous Thu May 14 04:56:44 2015 No.13485310

>>13485296
They are. They also don't get a lot of coverage in stories because they make things a lot easier and shut down certain conflicts really fast.

For example take One Piece. Bullets actually work it's just selective dodging skills + luffy's power that prevents people from dying. Even so one might think guns are useless.

But a sniper is potentially the most deadly thing. Unless you have a passive super power like the MC all gun stopping defenses require you to be aware to activate them.

Meaning you can drop the strongest characters in that show provided you are really far away because of the general presence sensing chi power that got introduced 2/3s into the story.

There are sniper characters but we hardly see them in action. And the protagonist's sniper is a coward type so he rarely gets to fight seriously.

Anonymous Thu May 14 04:57:27 2015 No.13485311

>>13485305
Monk's can't raise the corpses of enemies and make disproportional demands making them feel really bad.
>"Y-you brought me back. Y-you won, I-I even tried to kill you! ...Why?"
>shrug
>"Treat me to dinner some time"
That's how you pick up girls in a dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:57:37 2015 No.13485313 >>13485305 The best way to fight a Monster Girl is with lewd grapples in close, intense hand to hand/claw/meaty-paw combat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:57:44 2015 No.13485314 >>13485259 >you will never be the medic to your waifu's heavy >you will never pyro her engy >you will never tank for her dps or heal her tank >you will never zdps sader for your waifu's DH >you will never play a video game with your waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:58:42 2015 No.13485317 >>13485310 You failed to mention how the canonically strongest man in the OP world actually WAS killed with guns.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 04:59:10 2015 No.13485319 >>13485314 >You'll never play Monster Hunter with your waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:00:28 2015 No.13485323 File: 78 KB, 905x622, Tiburon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485313 So like this guy?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:00:32 2015 No.13485324 >>13485298 >being content with a Dark Elf smothering your face in her plush rump while she lets the P'Orcs ride you

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:00:55 2015 No.13485325 >>13485317 But he let them kill him And he was dying already

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:02:16 2015 No.13485327 >>13485325 I think he was talking about Whitebeard. Though that guy took a lot of punishment too.

Anonymous Thu May 14 05:02:28 2015 No.13485328

>>13485324
Oh, it'd go beyond that, I assure you. When the Dark Elf Warden wasn't around to keep watch, the P'Orcs would take turns stuffing themselves in her leather corsets and trying to imitate her elegant and graceful domming.
>>13485325
>let them
No.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:02:34 2015 No.13485330 >>13485311 You're just begging to end up as tryhard necromancer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:03:22 2015 No.13485332 File: 136 KB, 877x620, Lavasioth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anons, Dragonsluts, Anubisfuckers, ect What would you cook for your waifu? Do you think she'd love it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:03:56 2015 No.13485334 >>13485327 >>13485328 I thought he ment rodger Who did let them kill him

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:05:16 2015 No.13485336 >>13485334 And when was he shot dead? Never. He was killed with spears.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:05:49 2015 No.13485339 >>13485324 The P'Orc guards would be easy to outsmart and trick. Could lure them into your cell, jump one when she's alone. The Dark Elf warden on the other hand will be a bit more of a threat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:05:51 2015 No.13485340 >>13485287 >go back to the player town and join your friends >friends Medic is probably a lone one eager for some mistress to serve for a reason

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:05:53 2015 No.13485341 >>13485328 Woe to the porcine bitches if the warden ever catches them in the act. There would be pain, there would be moaning.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:07:21 2015 No.13485343 >>13485341 Yes, they would all be spanked raw and made to wear chastity belts. And then I would be punished ever harder, for my crime was many times greater!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:08:42 2015 No.13485344 >>13485332 The only things I can cook are pasta, rice and pizza. I'm sure she'd be happy with anything I cook though since I'd only do it on special occasions.

Anonymous Thu May 14 05:09:23 2015 No.13485346

>>13485332

Ceviche or Octopus Salad

>Do you think she'd love it?

She had better. That's what she expects of me so if I'm the cook in the relationship she needs to finish everything I serve. If I find out she's pretending to like it I'm gonna turn the tables on her for a week and all her friends are going to make fun of her.

Anonymous Thu May 14 05:09:42 2015 No.13485348
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>>13485332
I make these pizza things that are basically not shit pizza rolls from scratch
I like them, and my sister always asks for them when I visit home, so other people like them too.
Also meat, though it's not like meat is really hard to cook.

I don't really like eggs though and those are her favorite food so I might be fucked

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:09:57 2015 No.13485349 >>13485332 Pretty sure anything I make concerning fish or fruits.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:10:07 2015 No.13485350 >>13485344 You could look online for recipes or go through youtube. How to keep a Werecat happy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhK4HF_oRho

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:10:48 2015 No.13485351 >>13485346 I need sleep, when you said 'turn the tables' I thought of turnstiles. Those would be useful to have with a big family.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:11:41 2015 No.13485353 File: 373 KB, 750x1000, 1359963877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a strong Oni waifu to offer me some food.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:11:57 2015 No.13485354 >>13485348 Would lama swallow hardboiled eggs whole?

Anonymous Thu May 14 05:12:15 2015 No.13485356

>>13485310
>And the protagonist's sniper is a coward type so he rarely gets to fight seriously.
But when he does, as you say, he wrecks the opposition.

>>13485317
>WAS killed with guns.
Yeah. An entire army base's worth. Along with swords. Being lava-punched through the face. Blasted by cannons. And this is after a life-time's worth of injuries and a debilitating sickness all piling up.

The guns contributed. But they didn't really kill him.

Anonymous Thu May 14 05:14:17 2015 No.13485361

>>13485332
Well, since you call me out by both titles...

I would cook my waifu whatever she wanted me to. I just need a recipe to work off of. I suck at improvisational cooking, but give me a recipe to work off of? Anything she wants.

Made with love, of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:14:37 2015 No.13485362 >>13485353 Bit too much muscle for me That one blue Oni with the manlet silhouette next to her for scale is my limit more or less.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:14:43 2015 No.13485363 >>13485350 I guess I'd probably have to learn how to cook meat. I don't eat it, but if my waifu were carnivorous I'd hate to deprive her of her favorite foods.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:15:25 2015 No.13485365 >>13485353 Then she's going to offer you a gallon of sake

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:15:45 2015 No.13485367 >>13485361 Just Google Egyptian cuisine altready

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:16:08 2015 No.13485368 File: 310 KB, 775x849, tmp_3383-14122192328781710575480.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485354 I want to see that

Anonymous Thu May 14 05:16:14 2015 No.13485369
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>>13485356
>But they didn't really kill him
If you have terminal cancer and are bleeding to death, but then get shot in the head, isn't the bullet what kills you? No? Okay. I guess I just don't get it. Let's drop this. If we're going to talk about One Piece, let's talk about the MGs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:17:39 2015 No.13485371 >>13485330 N-No I'm not! I'll be a real Villain! A Lord of Death! Y-You'll see!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:17:41 2015 No.13485372 File: 477 KB, 900x470, Happy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485369 One Piece has some pretty good Monster Girls. She's a harpy and yuki onna in one!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:17:52 2015 No.13485373 >>13485363 We all make sacrifices in life. It's not like you'd have to eat the meat yourself anyway. I'm sure your waifu could even help you out with cooking and turn it into a rather fun evening.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:18:23 2015 No.13485374 >>13485367 >>13485361 And find a way to get gator meat. Close enough to the crocodile meat the egyptians loved. Captcha, you're drunk, that's a fancy coffee not an ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:19:54 2015 No.13485376 >>13485372 She's an ice cold killer that woman. Frozen heart temptress of the blizzard is a good title for her. I bet her tits are always perky.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:20:03 2015 No.13485378 >>13485374 >gator meat Try Florida. You can also see some interesting gator skinning videos on youtube. I never knew the sound of gator scutes being cut/ripped was so similar to paper being torn.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:20:04 2015 No.13485379 >>13485373 Yeah. There was a time (a long time) where I refused to even touch meat. Even now you'd have to be damn special to get me to. I'm slowly trying to get over it because I realize I can't be as narrow-minded in the real world.

Anonymous Thu May 14 05:21:03 2015 No.13485382

>>13485367
Well, that's one option. Though she might want something more foreign to herself?

I can make a decent casserole, spaghetti, a pretty good omlette, steaks, burgers...oh! I make a lovely stir-fry.

>>13485374
>Gator Meat
Interesting. I've seen it come up in a couple culinary competitions, to much praise when cooked right.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:23:05 2015 No.13485389 File: 358 KB, 1004x1417, 1429764392071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485362 She's wonderful too. Blue Onis seem more intelligent, so I wonder if she'd make you adhere to a diet of sake?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:23:18 2015 No.13485390 >>13485382 Sometimes people want a taste of home.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:24:39 2015 No.13485393 >>13485390 True enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:24:53 2015 No.13485394 File: 339 KB, 1061x1500, 1392777431591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485365 You know what you're getting into if you get involved with a Red Oni.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:25:41 2015 No.13485397 >>13485393 Imagine making a meal that brings a tear to your waifu's eyes because of how good it is and how similar to her mother's cooking it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:26:32 2015 No.13485400 >>13485371 Of course you will be. You'll succeed where the others failed. Maybe even get your undead hordes not to hug you in public.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:27:15 2015 No.13485402 >>13485332 Of course she would love it. I'd use my secret ingredient.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:27:27 2015 No.13485403 >>13485397 That's a nice feel that is, to be able to bring her such happiness...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:28:03 2015 No.13485407 >>13485402 Using a secret ingredient sounds pretty cheap, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:29:23 2015 No.13485411 >tfw I could never drink with my Oni waifu because I can't ever drink alcohol

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:31:12 2015 No.13485417 >>13485411 MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:34:40 2015 No.13485425 File: 215 KB, 850x949, 1400023095944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485411 >Tfw you will never have an Oni waifu who sneaks up and rests her breasts on your head, because it helps give her back some relief.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:35:57 2015 No.13485426 >>13485425 >tfw no anteater face waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:37:44 2015 No.13485430 Do you anons prefer muscle-y Onis or Just big ones with unexplained super-strength? Personally I find super muscle-y ones a little less attractive. Seems like cuddling with one of those wouldn't be very comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:38:06 2015 No.13485432 >>13485426 Oh God, don't remind me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:40:51 2015 No.13485440 >>13485430 I like a nice amount of tone. That is, ones that look lightly muscled, but then have strength far surpassing just what their appearance would imply.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:41:53 2015 No.13485442 >>13485430 Muscle is a spectrum. Like fat. I prefer realistic /fit/ the most. Basically this >>13485440 Muscles also aren't bone-hard like some people imagine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:43:01 2015 No.13485446 Strongfat is best.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:44:15 2015 No.13485450 >>13485446 What's that?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:44:37 2015 No.13485451 File: 401 KB, 704x800, 1401542417192.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485430 I like muscular but not roidin' huge. Something like this is my ideal.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:44:49 2015 No.13485452 >>13485446 Mama bearmode?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:45:15 2015 No.13485453 >>13485440 >>13485442 These two anons are my niggas.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:45:29 2015 No.13485455 >>13485451 A tad more toned than I like, but admittedly, that girl's as close to physical perfection in my eyes as I've ever seen drawn.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:46:27 2015 No.13485458 >>13485451 So muscular, but still quite feminine and lithe. Fit.

Anonymous Thu May 14 05:48:30 2015 No.13485461

>>13485450
You see, fat is worn over muscle.
And when you're using a high calorie path to functional strength you end up with a sheath of fat over your badass core.
In order to show off those muscles you have to effectively starve yourself a while to work the fat away.
So a strongfat might have a bit of a gut but they can also break you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:50:06 2015 No.13485464 >>13485461 Bear mode?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:50:46 2015 No.13485466 >>13485464 Yes, bear mode.

Anonymous Thu May 14 05:50:49 2015 No.13485467
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>>13485450
Big muscles with a higher body fat percentage.

Ishimura-ya's Patchu or this girl comes to mind, even though they incongruously have visible abs to go with those huge tits and ass. I don't think I've seen a "realistic" strongfat girl drawn.
http://exhentai.org/s/5f79efbce5/537375-7

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:53:50 2015 No.13485473 >>13485467 Unf. Strongfat are so great because they're THICK. A trim muscular girl is fine, but the muscles make them look less huggable. Strongfat thickness is knowing the joy of pillow-wrapped tree trunks.

Anonymous Thu May 14 05:54:01 2015 No.13485474

>>13485467
Yeah, visible abs with all that fat implies she has a super monstrous core underneath if she were to cut. Abs really aren't a sign of strength but rather a sign of leanness. At least among people who lift, because everyone who is not a novice has a decently developed core. Visible or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:54:12 2015 No.13485475 File: 440 KB, 700x990, 1352973679153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "We'll see who rides who!" At least that the basic gist that I've heard the English translation turns into. Still sounds hot to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:56:29 2015 No.13485481 >>13485475 Oh shit, I posted the translated version without even knowing it. I'm a moron.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:56:55 2015 No.13485482 I want to give a Wyvern some bubble wrap!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:57:33 2015 No.13485485 >>13485467 Fucking perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:57:41 2015 No.13485486 >>13485374 >>13485378 >>13485382 >Can't just go down to Tony's and grab a pound of gator >Can't just go down to Mike's and get a gator poboy You poor souls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 05:59:17 2015 No.13485491 >>13485486 No Gators in the NW. Lots of bears though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:00:03 2015 No.13485493 >>13485475 >"We'll see who rides who!" Be honest, which monstergirls would you intentionally become a jobber for? Wyvern isn't one of the one's I'd intentionally lose to but I wouldn't mind losing to her. I'd job to Ogres.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:00:13 2015 No.13485494 >>13485491 >bears They're supposed to taste good, because they're so fatty.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:00:42 2015 No.13485496 >>13485493 >jobbing to a lizard you could conquer disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:01:36 2015 No.13485498 >>13485494 Eh, the taste is kind of off. Moose is much better.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:03:09 2015 No.13485502 File: 239 KB, 403x880, fujoclops.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485493 I'd fumble a loss on purpose to a Cyclops fujo and let her make me her slave afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:05:24 2015 No.13485506 >>13485496 I'm not jobbing to wyvern if given the opportunity. I want my rare dragon mount. I just have a weakness to ogres. So as long as I don't encounter those I'm fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:05:34 2015 No.13485509 >>13485493 Obvious answer? Tanuki. At least she could handle my finances assuming she treats her employees fairly. Other than that? The same, Ogres, Onis, any of the big strong types who could easily muscle you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:06:06 2015 No.13485510 >>13485493 I'd job to a cockatrice repeatedly. Even when she realizes it's hopeless and intentionally slows down so I can catch her, I'll find a way to job to that too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:07:09 2015 No.13485513 File: 1.21 MB, 1000x2000, 1402177423182.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484423 This is wonderful. Minotaurs need more art and stories.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:07:13 2015 No.13485514 >>13485493 A band of thick P'Orcs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:08:25 2015 No.13485518 >>13485514 They just want some of that delicious man swine, you know?

Anonymous Thu May 14 06:08:57 2015 No.13485521

>you will never be laying down with your lamia waifu in a room at your ideal temperature
>you will never be cuddling as little spoon
>she will never be wrapped around your legs leaving your back exposed
>she will never run her fingers down your back and breath heavily on the back of your neck
>she will never lightly draw things on your back with her fingers and whisper loving things in your ear
>she'll never play with hair
>she'll never feel your erection against her coils and just smug grin while she keeps giving you tingles
>she'll never start kissing you at the base of your neck and work her way up to your ear which she starts to nibble on
>you'll never have slow and soft cuddle sex, sometimes just stopping and hugging each other as hard as you can while still inside her
>you'll never cum inside multiple times thanks to her "leg" locking you
>she'll never hug you close and tell you how much she loves you before you both go to sleep

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:09:39 2015 No.13485526 >>13485475 Gonna bully the fuck out of that wyvern

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:09:52 2015 No.13485527 >>13485513 >wanting to be teased by a Minotaur while she shoves her nipple in your mouth and strokes you Fine taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:10:58 2015 No.13485532 >>13485510 >Your vaguely androgynous healer sidekick calls out to you >"Anon! Why don't you use your flash-step technique?"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:11:14 2015 No.13485533 >>13484747 Lovely, Cheshires could always use stuff centered around their fat feline fannies.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:12:22 2015 No.13485537 >>13485521 unfff

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:12:23 2015 No.13485538 >>13485518 And I'd put up a fierce resistance before 'accidentally' slipping up, just to make the impending celebratory reverse gangbang all the more fierce.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:12:52 2015 No.13485540 File: 375 KB, 892x1247, monoeye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to bully this monoeye.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:13:21 2015 No.13485542 >>13485493 Dragon, even if I were able to train myself remotely to her level. There's a reason the term Dragonslut came to be, after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:14:12 2015 No.13485544 >>13485538 How many P'Orcs can rape a man at once? There's the classic two-girl eiffel tower and two could ram his hand into their cunts, but what else?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:14:48 2015 No.13485546 >>13485540 Tell her that her ass is really fat and sexy! That'll show her!

Anonymous Thu May 14 06:16:13 2015 No.13485547

>>13485542
>To her level
Dragons don't have levels, and just keep gaining stats as time goes on.
Humans have a 99 level cap outside of those under the Hero class, Incubi, and people who aren't fully human thanks to either their mother being a god or their mother turning into a monster while they were pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:16:33 2015 No.13485548 >>13485540 You should give her a gentle kiss and deflower her disgusting monoeyepussy while your tongues are still intertwined. That'll teach her!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:16:59 2015 No.13485550 >>13484794 >>13484797 I am rock-solid, and to think this combines almost all of my fetishes. Yandere motherus are olev.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:17:43 2015 No.13485552 >>13485546 Monoeye ass http://exhentai.org/s/e7cb3e6c51/627018-6

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:17:44 2015 No.13485553 >>13485544 Two per feet You might be able to fit two per leg to rub themselves on, if not one per leg Same with the arms And one could rub herself on his stomach/chest

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:19:06 2015 No.13485557 >>13485547 I just meant level of skill or ability, not literal RPG Levels, geez.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:20:30 2015 No.13485558 File: 141 KB, 1238x1280, 1431269257160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484938 Ja.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:21:31 2015 No.13485561 >>13485557 You're not much fun. I bet you wouldn't even help your Dragonfu raise her stats and level her magic spells to max!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:22:05 2015 No.13485562 >>13485547 I thought level 99-100 would be Demon Lord level. It should be scaled to reflect that anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:24:02 2015 No.13485564 >>13485562 Not him but the whole point of the DL in KC land is she broke the system and upset the balance of the universe. That's what's caused all the current insanity.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:24:42 2015 No.13485566 >>13485561 Well obviously. Training such, along with flight skills and more, is just to be expected of life with a Dragonfu.

Anonymous Thu May 14 06:25:18 2015 No.13485568

>>13485509
Wouldn't it be more satisfying to own her if you could beat her though? Even if you do eventually hand over your life to her, prove that you're at least her equal instead of some paid-for chunk of man meat.
But I'd job for a tanuki too. Especially if they were remotely like Mamizou.

Anonymous Thu May 14 06:25:46 2015 No.13485570

>>13485562
Levels differ between species and have different values.
You damn well need the Hero Class, special gear to boost your stats to a degree that you're stronger than your level, have some form of divinity/monster blood to raise your cap and stats, or lower her level trough any means to have a chance against her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:28:27 2015 No.13485577 >>13485570 Dragoon Best Class. Training includes Anti-Dragon Bonuses, Monster Resistances, and Skill Masteries for Lance-type weapons, and Riding Mastery plus Mounted Combat Specialty.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:28:27 2015 No.13485578 >>13485570 >have some form of divinity/monster blood to raise your cap and stats You're not even talking MGE anymore

Anonymous Thu May 14 06:29:34 2015 No.13485580

>>13485564
Good point. Although, you could still use her as a measure of strength. It just means everyone's levels from before shifts.

So a level 80 could be a level 50 now thanks to her massive increase in power.

Depends on the RPG mentality too. Like in the most classic RPGs, levels are supposed to represent similar levels of power across the board. So a level 20 fighter is >supposed< to be as strong as a level 20 wizard despite their difference in play style and abilities. But in something like Pokemon a level 100 Mewtwo will shit on a level 100 Bidoof.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:30:24 2015 No.13485584 >>13485578 Never really was to begin with. >>13485577 >Best class They get some of the best battle skills, but their passives are god awful. Only slayer ability they get is for Dragons, and they're rare as hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:41:27 2015 No.13485598 >>13485568 Own her financially? I mean, I have no interest in breaking a Tanuki's spirit, but maybe if she realized she was outmatched and fell for me, I wouldn't object.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:49:22 2015 No.13485611 I want to be bought by a Tanuki against my will!

Anonymous Thu May 14 06:52:34 2015 No.13485614

>>13485598
Yeah, own her financially.
Subvert the pattern of them being so good at taking over local economies that they force you to repay them with your body.
Be the man with the plan, and then still marry her anyway. I imagine that would be the most attractive thing ever to a tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:53:23 2015 No.13485616 >>13485598 Did lamia evolve from centaur like lizard people? If I inspected one, would I find traces of where their legs used to be

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:56:00 2015 No.13485617 >>13485616 Sorry, didn't mean to quote, having to quick reply on my phone so the page doesn't take 5 years to reload

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:56:19 2015 No.13485618 >>13485614 Unless your plan clashes with her plan. The mind games are truly never over.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 06:58:03 2015 No.13485623 >>13485616 They didn't evolve. They were made by the demon lord going 'bippity boppity breasts'. Or was the love child of Echidna and Typhon if you want to get old school.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:01:01 2015 No.13485630 File: 671 KB, 1280x1969, 1431589396287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who is the greatest paladin of all time, and why is it Lobster Johnson?

Anonymous Thu May 14 07:01:38 2015 No.13485634

>>13485618
>Ok, so in Anon vs Tanuki what you do is...*snerk*
>Is you get all her demon realm stock confiscated as...wait for it...dangerous contraband.
>And then you just get her thinking that you're some ultra-paladin hater who risks getting her killed.
>And then you - sorry, tears in my eyes - then you take all the contraband from the warehouse and sell it anyway and convert the town to a demon town, and you use the profit to buy her out.
>MIND GAMES

Anonymous Thu May 14 07:03:21 2015 No.13485639
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>>13485616

>Did lamia evolve from centaur like lizard people?

That sentence made me feel dizzy for a moment, but then I realized what you were asking. I don't find myself any kind of authority on explaining the origins of lamias. They're generally considered an offshoot of dragon or just reptile species, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:05:07 2015 No.13485643 >>13485639 They were like vampires that kidnapped children and sucked their blood out. Echidna was more like today's Lamia from what I remember.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:07:06 2015 No.13485654 >>13485643 Lamia was one of Echidna's daughters. The vampire stuff you're talking about is the medieval British bastardization.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:08:38 2015 No.13485658 >>13485654 Wasn't Hydra also a daughter of Echidna? Poor girl, all of her children were abused and forced to work for the gods.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:11:33 2015 No.13485666 >>13485634 What if I simply decided to retaliate by, sneaking up behind her and and caressing her bushy tail?

Anonymous Thu May 14 07:13:01 2015 No.13485668

>>13485658
Yeah, and the sphinx and the shebeast and a number of others. And most later horribly killed.

>Dat moment in HtLG when Typhon is going on about how cute all his monster daughters are and how they can sing and cuddle
>He doesn't know they're already dead because he's been trapped so long
>Telling all this heartwarming dad stuff to the guy that slew like three of them

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:13:15 2015 No.13485669 >>13485654 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamia It seems their defining characteristics (other than being part snake) are being dumb and dirty. Which is funny, because they're supposed to be nearly opposite that in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:15:31 2015 No.13485674 >>13485668 Typhon would probably cry an ocean if he found out what happened to his children and wife.

Anonymous Thu May 14 07:20:20 2015 No.13485684
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>>13485666
But they don't have bushy tails when they're trying to trick you.
One of their biggest features is the ability to blend into human society.
Heck, KC's version even makes the point that they deceive constantly in human form but assume bushy tailed form to show they're being level with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:24:14 2015 No.13485693 >>13485684 Yet apparently they can't seem to get rid of that leaf. I'll just have to pluck it off her.

Anonymous Thu May 14 07:30:09 2015 No.13485704

>>13485684
> Heck, KC's version even makes the point that they deceive constantly in human form but assume bushy tailed form to show they're being level with you.
...or at least, that's what the tanukis told Wandering Scholar.
The fact that they want humans to believe that particular packet of facts speaks volumes in itself.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:30:59 2015 No.13485708 >>13485684 >>13485704 I'd want to be swindled and tricked by a Tanuki

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:34:38 2015 No.13485717 UH OH! A Satanic Cult worshiping Satan is about to sacrifice 100 Virgin Goat Girls! What do you do!?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:36:01 2015 No.13485722 >>13485668 Why is Heracles such an asshole?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:37:37 2015 No.13485727 >>13485717 Make the satanists watch as I deflower the goat girls one by one

Anonymous Thu May 14 07:37:55 2015 No.13485729

>>13485684
>Tanuki hides her monster features to try and swindle a guy
>He won't have anything to do with her
>Threatens her with a gun several times in order to get her to leave his property
>Finally gives up and goes to see him without the disguise, exasperated and frustrated
>She expects even more threats and anger and readies magic just in case he follows through on them
>He greets her with a smile and a "What can I do for you?"
>He doesn't seem to recognize her
>She's flabbergasted that he'd react so negatively to a human woman but be so welcoming towards a monster girl whose kind have a reputation as swindlers and liars
>She tosses out probing questions to try and get an answer without revealing that it's been her the whole time
>"Well, I just love big bushy tails I guess"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:40:43 2015 No.13485734 >>13485722 Blame Hera, really. Crom Cruach MG when, by the way?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:42:31 2015 No.13485738 >>13485734 What problems in Greek mythology can't be traced back to Zeus somehow?

Anonymous Thu May 14 07:42:36 2015 No.13485740

>>13485708
> your family will never be forced under the breadline by a tanuki's economic depredations
> your tearful parents forced to sell you into slavery so your brothers and sisters can eat
> sent to Madam Bushytail's Humanboy Slave Market
> paraded like a piece of meat in front of prospective buyers
> "Premium, free-range humanboy, this one. Fresh meat, never been used before!"
> it's a lie, as you're sexually molested by the market guards on a daily basis
> forced to wear tattered rags, not so much because Madam Bushytail is cheap or crude, but because "Customers really go for that 'disheartened slave' look when shopping for a cumpump"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:43:47 2015 No.13485743 >>13485738 None. He had a lot of fingers, and his dick, in every pie.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:46:25 2015 No.13485750 >>13485740 But who'd buy a weak malnourished abused young human boy? What value is there in one?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:47:21 2015 No.13485753 >>13485750 Healing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:48:02 2015 No.13485757 >>13485750 Someone with a healing fetish will be looking for this exact product.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:50:20 2015 No.13485763 File: 783 KB, 1280x724, She sees your cock.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485376 Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:51:46 2015 No.13485766 >>13485750 Healing. OR mgs that really are just looking for a pre-cowed semen source at a bargain price. Poorfag monstergirls need D too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:52:07 2015 No.13485767 >>13485740 >you will never be bought by some CC monstergirl who showers you with love >you will never be her daki

Anonymous Thu May 14 07:52:22 2015 No.13485768

>>13485753
>>13485757
But those tend to be very kind and loving, they'd probably never consider buying or owning a slave.

I'd imagine whatever Monster Girl that'd buy a human boy slave to heal would be the kind that'd MAKE you happy. Like those weirdos with tickle fetishes, they'd be controlling and loving. They'd probably heal and love that Slave, treating him as a sweet and eventual lover, but they'd still keep him a slave, and still lock him up in their house forever.

What Monster Girls would fit that bill? Kind and healing, but controlling, manipulative, and dominant.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:53:38 2015 No.13485771 >>13485750 There was that one story about a hellhound buying one that was blind. It was really good. Full of a lot of healing

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:53:51 2015 No.13485772 >>13485743 >>13485738 Cronus is the true hero of greek mythology

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:54:42 2015 No.13485777 >>13485768 Vampires

Anonymous Thu May 14 07:55:36 2015 No.13485780

>>13485768
>they'd probably never consider buying or owning a slave
Why not? Slavery has been "evil" for only the past couple hundred years in our society. You bet your ass a society that allowed slaves would have a couple girls who bought slaves just to dote on the "poor little things". It would be their fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:57:34 2015 No.13485783 File: 201 KB, 803x1200, Off the ceiling and onto the dance floor, flashing colors are shimmering bright, as she watches him move, to her delight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing nerdlings?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:59:03 2015 No.13485784 >>13485780 >Why not? Slavery has been "evil" for only the past couple hundred years in our society. Yeah, this. In Roman times it was just a standard mode of employment.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:59:22 2015 No.13485786 >>13485783 ...going to sleep. Thanks for the nightly warnings, anon! You keep me from staying up to an hour of no return!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:59:23 2015 No.13485787 >>13485783 Thinking if I should spend the weekend playing through Witcher 2 again, to get in the proper mood for the rest of the summer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 07:59:23 2015 No.13485788 >>13485783 Playing a Touhou RPg and watching an Alligator girl deal 3,000+ damage to my tank who only has 800 HP.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:00:23 2015 No.13485791 >>13485784 >Roman times I want to be the Tiro to a Monster Girl Cicero.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:01:37 2015 No.13485794 File: 146 KB, 537x758, raratatatat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485783 Killing time before my dentist's appointment. I have great teeth f-for a Britfag but I still fucking loathe going there.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:01:42 2015 No.13485795 >>13485783 Preparing for a flight, going back home for summer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:02:57 2015 No.13485798 >>13485794 >dentist's appointment Better hope they don't start drilling before the numbness kicks in.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:03:44 2015 No.13485800 >>13485783 So bored I turned into a fucking door.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:05:29 2015 No.13485808 >>13485794 And now I want to screw a Pokemon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:06:28 2015 No.13485811 >>13485768 There's a short doujin series that's along this line. Guy's family built a fuckload of wealth thanks to a war, and now he uses that fortune to provide a home for elves and demihumans that would otherwise end up being sold as sex slaves.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:07:47 2015 No.13485815 >>13485783 Thinking about fapping before I start writing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:07:56 2015 No.13485817 >>13485798 >tfw mom and gramps developed a crazy resistance to it over time >doesn't work for them at all anymore no matter how much gets injected >they just have to white knuckle it >tfw it's starting to lose its effect on me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:08:18 2015 No.13485818 >>13485815 Why would you think about fapping instead of fapping?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:09:02 2015 No.13485822 >>13485798 >using anesthetics for a tooth The only time I asked for one is when I had to have a tooth removed. I'm not giving the dentist an extra 20 euro for that shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:09:17 2015 No.13485823 >>13485811 That was a great series

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:09:18 2015 No.13485824 >>13485817 It's your own fault for not taking care of your teeth. I've never had a damn cavity.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:09:36 2015 No.13485825 >>13485818 Not sure what I should fap to or maybe abstain for once.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:10:12 2015 No.13485829 >>13485817 >Not getting the gas >Using Novocain enough to build up a resistance in the first place You sound like you've had a lot of dental problems.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:10:19 2015 No.13485830 >>13485817 There's always gas/alcohol. They used liquor in the old days. >>13485822 You kind of need it for fillings and anything that isn't a checkup or a scraping.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:10:42 2015 No.13485831 >>13485825 Why would you abstain? If you're horny, you need to do something about it, that's the healthy thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:10:53 2015 No.13485832 >>13485825 Don't search for a focus. Just fap for the sake of fapping and let it come naturally. See what your mind turns to, what becomes erotic to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:14:09 2015 No.13485839 >>13485830 >need it for fillings The pain is bearable, only if they dig deep then it becomes uncomfortable, ever since I had to have 10 injections to the dickhead cause of shit anesthetics I stopped caring about anything less. /blog

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:15:03 2015 No.13485843 >>13485832 >See what your mind turns to I guess it's time for some bug rape, then.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:15:47 2015 No.13485845 >>13485839 >bearable Confirmed for never actually experiencing having his teeth drilled. Bone/Tooth pain is the absolute worst pain you can ever experience.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:16:54 2015 No.13485848 >>13485839 >Comparing your STD treatment to the pain of a root canal. k

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:19:55 2015 No.13485855 >>13485848 >STD treatment >implying Phimosis treatment with local anesthetic. >>13485845 It IS bearable, its just uncomfortable when they start using the fine point attachment shit doing god knows what in there.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:20:32 2015 No.13485857 >>13485237 >Or some size difference play with her big dragon tongue if you want to get kinkier. That actually sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:22:28 2015 No.13485866 >>13485855 Ok, you SERIOUSLY haven't experienced actual drilling of your teeth. You can not do a tough guy act for a FUCKING ROOT CANAL/TOOTH DRILLING. Even people shitfaced out of their skull will cry like babies when you do this to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:23:19 2015 No.13485868 File: 802 KB, 1343x1408, Troll anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There should be one of these for all MGs

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:23:33 2015 No.13485870 >>13485845 >Bone/Tooth pain is the absolute worst pain you can ever experience. Pretty sure that's burning and electric torture

Anonymous Thu May 14 08:25:08 2015 No.13485874

>>13485868
If demonic energy lets a monster girl change her proportions and other aspects of her appearance to suit her husband's tastes, or even temporarily transform into regular humans, why can't a Troll just use it to shrink her hands and feet down to human size?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:26:18 2015 No.13485878 >>13485870 I've been on fire before. It actually hurts a bit less, but covers a larger area and does much more than just hurt.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:26:22 2015 No.13485880 >>13485824 >>13485829 I've only had it used on me 3 times. Once when I was a kid when I had my wisdom teeth taken out. And one a few months ago. They put the most they could legally put in and I still felt stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:28:01 2015 No.13485886 >>13485866 I never said I didn't cry or that it doesn't hurt. Either way I'm not here to prove myself to a faggot on an anonymous imageboard, think what you want.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:28:33 2015 No.13485888 >>13485870 I've been hardcore zapped before Bone stuff hurts more. It's a deeper pain

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:29:09 2015 No.13485891 >>13485886 But you're acting like it's bearable. There's a reason it's considered a torture alongside finger/toenail removal.

Anonymous Thu May 14 08:30:44 2015 No.13485896

>>13485866
This guy's speaking the truth.
I had a root canal that turned into a yank, with no anesthesia. Most painful experience of my life. Worse than breaking bones, worse than a 3rd degree burn. The only saving grace is that the pain only really lasts as long as it takes for the tooth to leave your skull.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:31:46 2015 No.13485898 File: 688 KB, 700x1542, 1421137643314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all this talk about painful stuff You guys suck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:32:24 2015 No.13485901 >>13485896 That's because they're directly touching an exposed nerve. That's pretty much as bad as pain can get without passing out.

Anonymous Thu May 14 08:33:00 2015 No.13485903

>>13485891
And you are making it as if I do it every day and love it. I hate going to the dentist, its not pleasant, but its something that has to be done and can be done for way cheaper than giving 10% of my paycheck to do so to avoid 10-20 minutes of pain.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:33:06 2015 No.13485904 >>13485878 "A bit"?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:36:50 2015 No.13485913 >>13485904 Pain levels differ between people. For me it's a bit less painful for my hand to be on fire than someone drilling an exposed nerve. People with CIPA wouldn't feel a god damned thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:40:25 2015 No.13485921 File: 176 KB, 700x742, 1429018956291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Still requesting an MG version of this

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:41:34 2015 No.13485925 >>13485921 Still tellin' you that it already exists

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:43:06 2015 No.13485928 >>13485925 Really!? This is the first time I requested this since I got the pic. Can you share the pic?

Anonymous Thu May 14 08:46:10 2015 No.13485938
File: 11 KB, 350x236, I came here to laugh at you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Since I'm not getting any real writing done, I thought I'd do something completely different and bring back a classic.

Part 1
http://pastebin.com/wGJneMGW
Part 2
http://pastebin.com/rPZ7BTs4
Part 3
http://pastebin.com/JEbKDr4n

Anonymous Thu May 14 08:47:16 2015 No.13485942
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>>13485928
It's one of the oldest pieces of oomukade art there is, from way before you ever requested anything. Same pose. Same guy knocked down.

And it still gets posted fairly regularly.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:48:08 2015 No.13485945 >>13483881 Eeeexcellent. Fap material ahead. >>13483892 More like the chest is really really big. Or grows bigger. Magic? Heh.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:50:29 2015 No.13485949 >>13485938 It was 122 pages on Word, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:52:27 2015 No.13485955 New Setoichi Arachne doujin up. Damn, looks fun. Looking forward to translation: http://exhentai.org/g/814537/f9534bb090/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:54:23 2015 No.13485964 >>13485938 So, is that something you just did, or it's some old story I haven't been around to see before? And how's that not writing?

Anonymous Thu May 14 08:54:43 2015 No.13485965

>>13485913
It honestly varies dentist to dentist too. Especially so in the last 20-30 years as the technique has been advanced. I've had 3 teeth root canal'd all of which were molars, with just some local numbing shots. Can't really say they were memorable events outside the first one being overhyped as fuck by my mother as one of the most painful things that could possibly occur to the human body, but I suppose this topic is dead now and will probably leave it at that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:55:20 2015 No.13485966 >>13485955 >no vanilla vaginal >no paizuri >femdom spinneret rape hora hora fuck setouchi

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:55:35 2015 No.13485968 >>13485964 It was written a year ago. Then it was deleted. You'll know why when you get to the end, you'll hate me and want me to fuck off and kill myself just like everyone else did. But that doesn't really matter anymore, so there it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:58:11 2015 No.13485977 >>13485968 Hey Alp. Kill yourself. For old times sake.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:00:20 2015 No.13485983 >>13485942 I was hoping for a tsundere Oomukade. What does the text say anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:00:32 2015 No.13485985 >>13485977 Might as well, not like I'm any use to you people anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:02:51 2015 No.13485991 File: 267 KB, 1000x2000, MGK Hellpup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485985 You're still capable of writing. Now stop being so whiny.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:02:56 2015 No.13485992 >>13485985 You have a use alp as my semen despencer

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:03:28 2015 No.13485995 >>13485983 http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1304182

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:03:48 2015 No.13485997 File: 43 KB, 508x494, Spooky.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485991 Dead Alps tell no tales.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:06:37 2015 No.13486002 File: 2.45 MB, 2425x2425, Wings and a braid. More than enough taste to kill anything that moves.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13485997 >Dead Writer's block does not equal dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:08:22 2015 No.13486005 >>13486002 Cocaine and/or Heroin can fix that. Trust me I'm a doctor.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:08:26 2015 No.13486006 File: 710 KB, 1200x848, 1394057498301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486002 Oh shut up and enjoy yourself!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:09:45 2015 No.13486008 >>13486006 >enjoy yourself Follow your own words before trying to tell others.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:10:37 2015 No.13486012 >>13486008 But I'm leading a life of hedonism. Got my translated Starless and next week is Witcher 3 week.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:11:43 2015 No.13486018 >>13485938 Andrea and Anon having passionate sex still needs to happen. What with the weirdness of the rest of the story that I couldn't follow... thats always what I was hoping for. I mean, her tail masturbating for the first time was awesome.

Anonymous Thu May 14 09:12:01 2015 No.13486019
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>>13485082
This is one of those KC lore pieces that I completely ignore in favor of the 1 tail per 100 years lore.

It seems much more natural for a Kitsune to gain tails with age. And you get a nice way of keeping that Ara Ara~ Kitsune apart from that much younger childhood friend Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:13:12 2015 No.13486021 >>13486018 >tail masturbation That happens at the end of Part 2 if you want a refresher on that one. Also the Andrea from Vertex was going to do it eventually, too.

Anonymous Thu May 14 09:13:46 2015 No.13486022

>>13485966
I am not sure if that is supposed to be her pussy or her spinnerette. We'll know when translated, I guess. But it looks rather pussyish. And he is clearly a drunk she is taking home because he passed out in he bar or something.

Then he says something that sets her off and rape happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:13:50 2015 No.13486023 >>13486012 Too fucking bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:14:21 2015 No.13486025 >>13486023 What? I'm enjoying myself. What's bad about it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:15:12 2015 No.13486028 >>13486021 Well good. Need alpsex. Not weird side stories. >>13486012 Thinking of starting to DL that. The Jask one is the one without all the bestiality and scat right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:15:15 2015 No.13486029 >>13486025 NO.FUN.ALLOWED

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:15:27 2015 No.13486031 >>13486006 That harpy a qt

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:16:03 2015 No.13486032 >>13486025 You enjoy coming into people's lives, becoming a part of it, and then just leaving whenever you feel like it? Fuck. You.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:16:59 2015 No.13486034 >>13486028 Bestiality and scat and guro were all edited out, yes. I understand there will be an "unofficial" patch to let people get that later on, but in the game itself, none of that. I bought the limited edition, myself.

Anonymous Thu May 14 09:18:09 2015 No.13486036

>>13485175
>>13485219
There would be some highly illegal tapes out there that do it the other way around and have a restrained Monstergirl watch in agony and pure terror as a human female has sex with a male.

There would also be stories about a mythical tape that involves a lilim, her husband and a human female. It is labelled NTR

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:19:42 2015 No.13486041 >>13486028 >Not weird side stories I'm still sad people didn't give me a chance to go anywhere with those. >hurr, no immediate payoff! KILL YOURSELF

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:19:52 2015 No.13486042 >>13486034 Sounds good. And yeah, the extreme kinks are so not what I'm into. Ugh. The Bestiality wasn't even hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:21:32 2015 No.13486043 >>13486041 And you let a bunch of armchair story critics discourage you from trying things out and attempting to grow.

Anonymous Thu May 14 09:22:09 2015 No.13486045

>>13486041
Oh, relax. I'm not criticizing that bad. You write well and some of them were fun. Others made me scratch my head and wonder what, if anything, they had to do with monster girls. I enjoy your stuff Alp. And don't let these whiners complain.

Writer's block happens. Especially when you got terrible shit happening to you in RL and writing porn and sexy stories for other people becomes a chore rather then fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:22:26 2015 No.13486048 >>13486042 It's not exactly vanilla even without that stuff though.

Anonymous Thu May 14 09:23:34 2015 No.13486050

>>13486043
I'm glad I never cared about the story critics and the anon haters. I just enjoyed my stories.

>>13486048
Thankfully I enjoy that level of kink, just not the extreme crazy. The futanari on male scenes are definitely something I'm looking forward to.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:23:46 2015 No.13486051 >>13486043 Yes. I was young and vulnerable. >>13486045 >Especially when you got terrible shit happening to you in RL You're not talking about yourself now, are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:24:04 2015 No.13486053 >>13486041 Salt factory please settle down. People die every day because of low sodium levels, and many others die because it's too high.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:24:47 2015 No.13486055 >>13486050 >futanari on male scenes Not a whole lot of those, sadly. At least she gets and ending though. Marika best girl. Also my hentaifu. Get your own.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:26:07 2015 No.13486058 >>13486050 I wish I had critics. Most I get is "I like it", "DragonMILF when?", "I want Anubis already you fucking twat", and "I got a few laughs". Nothing else. >>13486051 >young and vulnerable I'd say you're still that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:26:36 2015 No.13486061 >>13486058 >I'd say you're still that That's the joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:27:47 2015 No.13486066 >>13486050 >The futanari on male scenes are definitely something I'm looking forward to. Alp detected

Anonymous Thu May 14 09:27:54 2015 No.13486067

>>13486051
Oh yeah. Talking about myself. Fighting trying to not going homeless fucking sucks. Where is the gorgeous monstergirl I can settle down with?

>>13486055
Marika is definitely bestgirl.

>>13486058
About the same for me. Though they were mostly 'Oh stop being Bob 2.0'. Are people still hating on Bob?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:28:22 2015 No.13486068 File: 371 KB, 985x733, Charon's Wild Ride's Absurd cost.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486061 >That's the joke Not a very good one. Try a pun or some dark comedy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:28:48 2015 No.13486070 >>13486050 >The futanari on male scenes are definitely something I'm looking forward to. enjoy your urethral insertion

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:31:00 2015 No.13486073 >>13486068 Why is Charon so cute?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:31:07 2015 No.13486074 >>13486070 There sure are a lot of those.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:31:11 2015 No.13486075 >>13486067 >Are people still hating on Bob? Well, we must have had about 15 threads in a row not even mentioning him until you did.

Anonymous Thu May 14 09:31:21 2015 No.13486076

>>13486066
>Alp detected

Nah. I have long since confronted my sexuality. My ideal partners and the only ones who get me hard or get me release are ones with feminine curves and breasts and the like. The addition of cock is just a bonus.

So yeah, would fuck a newhalf/tranny/whatever. But not a full guy.

>>13486070
Yeah, way too many urethral insertion play in futa on male stuff. Its annoying. Not enough big heavy tits on back and hand stroking cock and thick futa cock pumping his ass as she whispers lovingly into his ear.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:32:09 2015 No.13486078 >>13486067 >Are people still hating on Bob? Does the Pope help protect child molesters? He's not even a bad writer, but it's almost tradition to hate him for little to no reason at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:32:22 2015 No.13486080 >>13486076 Wait, is that Nega?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:32:55 2015 No.13486082 >>13486075 Oh good. >>13486078 Haha. Sure is. >>13486080 Yep

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:33:13 2015 No.13486083 File: 216 KB, 526x877, Charon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486073 She's just punderful.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:33:30 2015 No.13486084 >>13486082 >Yep That "boobs hitting back" thing gave you away.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:33:42 2015 No.13486086 >>13486076 I never really understood the appeal of futa on male anyway. Getting fucked in the ass doesn't feel good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:34:42 2015 No.13486089 >>13486075 >>13486076 >>13486078 all of you just kill yourselves

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:34:43 2015 No.13486090 >>13486086 >doesn't feel good For you. Bane aside, this is something you really need to understand: for some people it does. That's the appeal.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:34:52 2015 No.13486092 >>13486086 It appeals to fags in denial >she has tits, this dick up my anus totally isn't gay!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:36:26 2015 No.13486096 >>13486089 >>13486092 And so the shitposters awaken.

Anonymous Thu May 14 09:37:25 2015 No.13486097

>>13486084
What can I say? It is one of my biggest fetishes.

>>13486086
Depends on if you're the type of guy that CAN actually enjoy it. All those gay men can't be wrong. But some men just can't or won't enjoy anal sex. Just like some women absolutely hate it.

Its all genetics.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:37:26 2015 No.13486098 >>13486096 if the faggots could just keep their mouths shut this wouldn't have to happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:37:36 2015 No.13486099 File: 2.14 MB, 844x1200, pv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This looks pretty bad

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:38:12 2015 No.13486102 >>13486089 I didn't even imply >memehate when posting >>13486075 if that's what set you off. Just said no one cares about him anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:38:25 2015 No.13486103 >>13486096 They always do. Trolling is fun. >>13486099 God I want to fuck pure pervert. So hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:38:28 2015 No.13486104 >>13486099 Devil and Wereperv look kinda okay.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:41:01 2015 No.13486113 >>13486097 >All those gay men can't be wrong. most gay men don't enjoy anal either

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:41:01 2015 No.13486114 >>13486096 A man with a dick inside his asshole is not straight in any way

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:41:02 2015 No.13486115 >>13486099 Which will have a worse adaption, musume or dumbpire? Hopefully musume won't butcher the art to the point where I can't buy the merch because dumbpire is looking like that

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:42:06 2015 No.13486120 >>13486114 This is bait. Let's not do this. Not tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:42:45 2015 No.13486123 Okay people, just report and ignore the shitposters. Standard procedure.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:43:19 2015 No.13486126 >>13486019 More cum = more tails lets you have a foxy CC who can be bullied about her only one tail, or a slutty gyaru lolifox with 9 tails.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:44:16 2015 No.13486128 File: 590 KB, 300x254, Abra cadabra.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Guy admits to being Nega >You people fucking engage him Time to call it a day.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:44:48 2015 No.13486129 >>13486126 This of course only applies to KC's setting, and won't work in any others.

Anonymous Thu May 14 09:44:56 2015 No.13486130

>>13486115
Honestly, we're still in wait and see for both. Considering that picture, they might still do the correct expressions from time to time in emotion shots. As for Musume... I have hopes of a good series. The Quality might drop alot though.

But god I can't wait to see Rachnera. I'm kinda scared she might be dropped from the anime because scaryspider. And if that happens... Riot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:45:14 2015 No.13486133 >>13486114 What about those special prostate massagers Or a lamia tail Or your waifu's finger Is that gay?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:45:55 2015 No.13486135 >>13486099 Forgot link http://jitsuwata.tv/intro/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:46:31 2015 No.13486138 >>13486133 No

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:46:36 2015 No.13486139 >>13486133 STOP TALKING TO HIM. THIS IS OVER.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:47:32 2015 No.13486141 >>13486133 yes a man being anally penetrated and enjoying it is always gay no matter what is penetrating him

Anonymous Thu May 14 09:47:44 2015 No.13486143

>>13486128
Its just shitposters attacking.

>>13486133
Only if you are uncomfortable with your own sexuality. Its stupid. I consider myself bisexual because I would have sex with a feminine newhalf. Or futa if they actually existed. Just because you enjoy anal stimulation doesn't make you no enjoy tight pussies wrapped around your cock.

Its like you have to be one thing or the other to these people.

You can't just be comfortably bisexual and fuck who you want to fuck. Its like it offends them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:48:28 2015 No.13486145 >>13486135 Well their website is better than monmusu's at the moment. So they've got that going for them.

Anonymous Thu May 14 09:49:12 2015 No.13486148

But yeah, lets totally drop this subject and move on. The mimic translation was delicious. Made me want to write more of my mimic/shota thief story. Heh. Maybe one day when I'm not in danger of going without a roof over my head I'll be back in a better writing mood.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:49:19 2015 No.13486149 >>13486130 I can see the series at best ending on rach, I don't think she'll be in much if at all More miia screen time for me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:49:25 2015 No.13486150 >>13486141 The dictionary begs to differ.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:50:06 2015 No.13486153 File: 45 KB, 400x400, 1418054219463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe we could all just stop talking about TRIGGERING butt-stuff and just bully Alp for putting up his autistic first shit again?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:50:33 2015 No.13486156 >>13486149 Sadly true. Miia screentime is nice. God, going to love the skin peeling, but I doubt they'll get that far.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:51:33 2015 No.13486158 >>13486153 But I like Alpanon...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:51:52 2015 No.13486160 It's nice to know that day thread starts only an hour before I get off work and go to sleep

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:52:13 2015 No.13486164 >>13486158 You're not supposed to.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:52:15 2015 No.13486165 >ban discussion of anything not vanilla >no more shitstorms, no more shitposters It's that easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:53:31 2015 No.13486169 >>13486156 Skin pealing is like chapter 7 though

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:53:35 2015 No.13486171 >>13486165 Won't work and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:54:56 2015 No.13486176 >>13486158 I'm jelly how everyone talks about him all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:54:57 2015 No.13486177 >>13486165 Go away jewnuki

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:55:47 2015 No.13486179 >>13486176 That's because he talks about himself all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:56:13 2015 No.13486182 >>13486164 People aren't supposed to like me either. And I'm Nega. Meh.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:56:25 2015 No.13486184 >>13486171 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:56:27 2015 No.13486185 >>13486160 >Blaming day thread for Negawalker's return, the greatest shitbringer of 2014

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:56:37 2015 No.13486186 >>13486165 Hard moderarion like that of an already shitposty bunch is a bad idea You should have seen wizardchan when they banned 3d shitstorm is still going on half a year later, and it's only like 5 guys

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:57:18 2015 No.13486190 >>13486182 >faggots like faggots Now surprised. Also: Get out gaylord.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:57:36 2015 No.13486192 >>13486185 Lies. I didn't do much. Shitposters loved to shitpost back then.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:57:44 2015 No.13486194 >>13486182 Except nobody does like you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:58:17 2015 No.13486195 File: 727 KB, 700x990, kraken2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Krakens are much nicer than shitstorms, don't you agree?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:58:17 2015 No.13486196 File: 369 KB, 585x800, 1414961530932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486185 Because he's an autistic attentionwhoring faggot who can't write for shit and doesn't cater to the specific tastes of whoever. Now let's change the subject.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:58:32 2015 No.13486198 >>13486186 >banned 3d How? You mean any pictures of real people?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:58:38 2015 No.13486199 >>13486186 The threads are already in a godawful state. That solution would either salvage them, or make them crash and burn entirely. Both preferable outcomes to letting these cesspools continue like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:58:45 2015 No.13486200 >>13486192 >And so he begins again

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:58:51 2015 No.13486201 >>13486185 He came back during day thread, that's sign enough

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:59:38 2015 No.13486205 >>13486195 I wish people would stop drawing kraken with legs

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:59:40 2015 No.13486206 >>13486192 You should consider killing yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:59:40 2015 No.13486207 >>13486195 Yes. They've got that MILFy aesthetic even if they're not mothers yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:59:51 2015 No.13486209 >>13486194

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:00:41 2015 No.13486214 >>13486205 But she has legs! 10 of them! >>13486207 Krakens are my favourite CC

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:00:55 2015 No.13486215 >>13486099 http://i.imgur.com/9tfUL5f.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:00:58 2015 No.13486216 >>13486195 >tentacle penetration No, they ARE the shitstorm Go away

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:01:20 2015 No.13486218 >>13486198 Ya, they had a vote to see if 3D porn should be banned and the yes vote won So now there's only 2d stuff allowed

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:01:45 2015 No.13486220 >>13486216 You're the one who brought that up. Maybe you've got an obsession?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:02:14 2015 No.13486226 >>13486195 So much nicer. Krakens are wonderful. And people complaining about the tentacle penetration can go hang themselves, because thats not all Krakens do.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:02:53 2015 No.13486227 >>13486215 Sisters of Battle are kinda cute, as long as they're not too grimderp.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:03:43 2015 No.13486231 >>13486220 It was brought up in shitstorm though

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:03:46 2015 No.13486232 File: 418 KB, 1200x1734, Do not sleep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486195 They're lovely.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:04:45 2015 No.13486239 >>13486226 >because thats not all Krakens do The fact that they do it at all is enough to make them godawful.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:05:00 2015 No.13486242 >>13486216 Stop b8ing the squids, it isn't nice

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:05:58 2015 No.13486247 >>13486232 God, I want a Kraken waifu. Under the sea where the shitposters couldn't touch me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:07:23 2015 No.13486253 File: 136 KB, 1200x939, Seabishopswingcolored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486247 >Under the sea In a Sea Lab of sorts?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:07:52 2015 No.13486256 >>13486239 They don't though.

Anonymous Thu May 14 10:08:59 2015 No.13486261

>>13486239
>The fact that they do it at all is enough to make them godawful.

You are really insecurity in your heterosexuality, you know that? Are you a closet gay?

Do you get hard looking at pictures of buff men?

I certainly don't. I get hard at looking at pictures of gorgeous, shapely women.
The fact that they have dicks sometimes doesn't mean I get hard at the sight of buff, rock-hard men.

Do you get hard looking at men, anon? Are you lashing out because of shame?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:09:06 2015 No.13486262 >>13486256 You really think a monster girl with tentacles, that wants to get tons of semen out of you, and who has bullshit sex magic to circumvent any of the usual problems and preparation involved, would never think to try that sort of thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:10:40 2015 No.13486265 Are Krakens the second strongest water MG? After Poseidon, of course. >>13486239 Show me in the profile where it mentions anal insertion

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:11:53 2015 No.13486271 >>13486262 No because they have actual personalities and aren't just the 2D cutouts many seem to think they are itt

Anonymous Thu May 14 10:11:55 2015 No.13486272

>>13486262
I would think that, if she loves you, and you say you don't want to be penetrated or don't enjoy it... she would respect your wishes. Monsters are about giving and sharing pleasure to get out as much semen as possible for their nutrition, and their husbands and lovers get the attention and consideration of love.

And who knows, she might just change you with some demonic energy tricks so you can enjoy it. And still have your cock wrapped inside her squirming, squeezing, slurping squidpussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:12:09 2015 No.13486273 You guys know what's really nice? Cuddling with your waifu. I don't think anyone could get mad at that

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:12:36 2015 No.13486275 >>13486273 King Grump Alp does.

Anonymous Thu May 14 10:12:48 2015 No.13486277

>>13486265
>just because it isn't mentioned in the profile means they never do it ever
So monster girls never do anything other than vaginal because the profile doesn't mention anything else for 99% of them?
Why the fuck would something like that even be mentioned in the profile, the profiles are meant to present common shared traits and physical abilities of a monster girl species

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:13:14 2015 No.13486278 >>13486273 Except if you're cuddling when they want sex. Then they complain. And then you whine. And then they rape you. And then you fall asleep in their arms with more cuddling.

Anonymous Thu May 14 10:13:55 2015 No.13486280

>>13486277
>So monster girls never do anything other than vaginal because the profile doesn't mention anything else for 99% of them?
Well, it's MGE, so, yeah.
MGE is about as vanilla as a monster girl setting can possibly get just so it can't offend anyone.
Maximum hugbox.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:14:42 2015 No.13486286 >>13486278 I don't see anything in that to get mad about

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:14:56 2015 No.13486288 >>13486272 >And who knows, she might just change you with some demonic energy tricks so you can enjoy it. Brainwashing you into being a faggot is even worse

Anonymous Thu May 14 10:15:48 2015 No.13486289

>>13486280
Though vanilla can have alot of sprinkles in it. Because those varying pussies all are quite inhuman for the most part. And sticking your cock in different ones... you never know what they're going to do to you.

>>13486286
Neither do I.

>>13486288
Closet fag.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:16:31 2015 No.13486293 >try to stop a shitstorm by posting kraken >some aspie starts another shitstorm Should've mentioned strip battleship

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:16:38 2015 No.13486294 >>13486289 >Because those varying pussies all are quite inhuman for the most part. Not really. MGE girls all have human vaginas, they just have way better muscle control.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:17:36 2015 No.13486299 >>13486293 Shitposters will keep a shitstorm going for as long as they can.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:18:00 2015 No.13486302 >>13486293 No because then it'd probably have ended up in a Lilim cosplaying as a kancolle battleship or something.

Anonymous Thu May 14 10:19:13 2015 No.13486306

>>13486272
>she would respect your wishes
Monster girls use magic to twist your personality and preferences into one that suits them better, and they're described in the setting material as being universally selfish hedonists who don't care about morals or ethics, and place their own enjoyment above everything else.
You really think they would give a single flying fuck about your wishes?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:19:38 2015 No.13486308 >>13486302 >a Lilim cosplaying as a kancolle I want this

Anonymous Thu May 14 10:20:36 2015 No.13486311
File: 1.48 MB, 1723x607, smug squad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13486306
>Monster girls use magic to twist your personality and preferences into one that suits them better, and they're described in the setting material as being universally selfish hedonists who don't care about morals or ethics, and place their own enjoyment above everything else.
-350/10

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:21:16 2015 No.13486314 >>13486306 I dunno. Love? You're just a paladinfag troll.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:22:04 2015 No.13486317 >>13486280 >forceful demonic energy brainwashing >vanilla Depending on how much you value your own mind intagrity, MGE can be considered darker than MGQ

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:22:23 2015 No.13486318 >>13486280 >people still think MGE is vanilla

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:23:32 2015 No.13486322 >>13486317 >MGE darker then MGQ There is no vore in MGE. There is permanent possession and fucking forever. But MGE girls don't murder you or eat you alive.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:23:49 2015 No.13486324 Stop responding to these masterb8ers

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:24:19 2015 No.13486325 TITANIC TANUKI TITS HUGE HOLSTARUS HUMPS MASSIVE MOUSE MELONS

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:24:49 2015 No.13486326 I should just post what I got of the second half of my Rachnera/Kurusu story.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:25:37 2015 No.13486328 >>13486322 They will however beat your ass into the ground and then rape your broken body

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:25:39 2015 No.13486329 >>13486325 Mice should stay on the flatter side

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:26:05 2015 No.13486331 >>13485938 So is anyone reading it now? It would be nice to hear if there's been any noticeable change in my writing when comparing this old shit to the new shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:26:19 2015 No.13486332 >>13486322 Some people would prefer to die than to "live" as brainwashed cumpump for random rapist

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:26:40 2015 No.13486334 >>13486322 All the girls are also fairly cosplay tier, and there's no weird fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:27:14 2015 No.13486338 >>13486328 >thorn vagina >the unspeakable horrors of paradox

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:27:15 2015 No.13486339 File: 992 KB, 724x1023, Junko's Niece.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sure do love Werecats.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:28:17 2015 No.13486341 >>13486329 Hinezumi has pretty delicious tits in her profile, tho

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:28:34 2015 No.13486342 >>13486328 That is quite literally the entirety of MGQ

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:28:57 2015 No.13486343 >>13486328 oh no you might have sex while being slightly hurt that is so much worse than being eaten alive

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:29:07 2015 No.13486344 >>13486329 it was either mouse or manticore i decided on mouse today

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:31:07 2015 No.13486348 >>13486338 Paradox is like 70% vanilla Outside of Tartarus the game is honestly just bland as hell compared to the original trilogy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:33:18 2015 No.13486350 >>13486339 That's one top cutie you got there. I'd like to take her to a quiet corner of that nice botanical garden and have gentle standing sex with her as she quietly purrs at me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:33:28 2015 No.13486351 >>13486099 It looks like they addressed the artstyle complaints, it looks much closer to the original artstyle than the first promo image.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:34:14 2015 No.13486353 >>13486350 How depraved.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:35:31 2015 No.13486357 Would your waifu get in trouble for professional shitposting? http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/casselberry-police-officer-punished-text-message-s/nmF42/

Anonymous Thu May 14 10:35:41 2015 No.13486359

Their First Sessions - Pt. 2 Preview.

http://pastebin.com/urfzhPjw

Wrote this part ages ago when my writing muse was working and my reality didn't suck so bad. Figure I might as well post what I have until I can finish it one day. Hopefully soon.

Nearly going homeless and fighting for disability sucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:36:27 2015 No.13486363 >>13486339 Why are you posting Kemonomimi in a monster girl thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:36:51 2015 No.13486365 >>13486359 Now don't you go fishing for pity here matey.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:37:44 2015 No.13486370 >>13486365 Eh, sorry. Not trying to. Just trying to explain why I didn't write anymore. Just hoping people enjoy what I have already.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:38:02 2015 No.13486371 >>13486339 >liking generic cosplay girls

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:38:36 2015 No.13486373 >>13486353 You bet. I'd hike her skirt up a bit and push her panties aside for it too, leaving all her stylish clothes on. Passersby might even think we're just making out in the hot, humid air under the palm trees.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:39:14 2015 No.13486374 >>13486370 >>13486359 And hey, if you want to review my shit or troll me or whatever, you can always message me in Pastebin. Like that they enabled that. Now just need paste comments.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:41:28 2015 No.13486376 >>13486359 I hope you slowly starve to death on the street

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:41:56 2015 No.13486378 >>13486359 You're bad and you should feel bad, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:42:05 2015 No.13486379 File: 507 KB, 701x980, Hungry Hungry Fox or Wolfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486373 How lewd. Keep going

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:44:23 2015 No.13486381 >>13486374 Oh my, aren't you really desperate for attention. What, did some other people get sick of your shit, too? Die and never post here again.

Anonymous Thu May 14 10:49:31 2015 No.13486391

>>13486379
I'd cum inside her tight kitty pussy as her rough tongue savaged mine. I'd hug her tight as my sperm worked against the gravity to swim up and into her uterus even as the seminal fluid slowly seeped out of her body and onto the bricks below. After a long hug my flaccid member would finally fall out of her, I'd stuff in back in my pants, and we'd continue our date hand in hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:51:31 2015 No.13486394 File: 48 KB, 269x212, 1423798271550.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486391 Continuing the date with her having no panties on, causing your cum to continually drip out of her and leave a trail?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:54:45 2015 No.13486403 >>13486394 He's leaving a trail in case something happens

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:55:15 2015 No.13486405 >>13486394 God I want a smug lilim to fuck me

Anonymous Thu May 14 10:57:19 2015 No.13486414

>>13486394
She has panties on, remember? I just pushed them aside for the penetration. No, any fluid still inside her would pool into her already drenched from the foreplay panties and make every step just slightly uncomfortable for her. She'd barely endure it for the rest of the date and dash to her bed to sniff her panties and furiously masturbate the moment I gave her a goodbye kiss.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:58:38 2015 No.13486417 >>13486394 Are these all made by Mari? Her imgur gallery doesn't have them. Where can I collect all the smug Lilims?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:58:49 2015 No.13486419 >>13486414 No, you should have her walk around the rest of the date without panties on, while continually screwing her in various public places.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 10:59:38 2015 No.13486421 >TFW you're not good enough to be fucked by a smug lilim >The best you can hope to get is a smug alp O-Ok I guess

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:01:04 2015 No.13486424 >>13486421 >Smug Alp has you eat her out while you're on your knees >she wraps her tail around your neck and holds you more firmly in place The shame and humiliation!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:01:05 2015 No.13486425 >>13486419 I'd rather tease her with the cum sloshing just outside of her reach. There's plenty of time for non-stop sex once we move in together.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:01:07 2015 No.13486426 >>13486421 Just cosplay & roleplay. She's practically there physically.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:02:27 2015 No.13486429 File: 1.44 MB, 827x1224, Salamander in Narga Armor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486417 Her imgur has more than you think.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:04:11 2015 No.13486437 >>13486421 I know that feeling. That said, I would have fun screwing with a smug alp. >Captcha, that is Juice, no soup

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:06:09 2015 No.13486446 >>13486429 I still wish MGE lizards had normal arms and legs

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:06:31 2015 No.13486448 >>13486424 >rests her feet on your back or >puts them on your hands that are tied behind so that you'd caress them while eating her out >>13486429 This I saw though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:07:04 2015 No.13486449 >>13486448 The latter. More work for the boytoy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:07:33 2015 No.13486452 File: 736 KB, 689x1020, Meow Meow, motherfucker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486446 >Normal limbs I don't mind either way. >>13486448 But did you see the original pic of Mari biting her lip?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:08:43 2015 No.13486455 >>13486448 Man this is one smug and lewd Alp. She might give a real Lilim a run for her money.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:08:49 2015 No.13486456 >>13486452 There's just nothing sexy about inhuman hands and feet. Fin-like ears and scaly tails are nice, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:10:20 2015 No.13486459 File: 258 KB, 500x702, Never saw this before. Thanks archives!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486456 Well everyone has different tastes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:13:07 2015 No.13486466 >>13486456 It would make them super generic cosplay anime cat/dragon etc girls though Overdone and bland as fuck

Anonymous Thu May 14 11:16:35 2015 No.13486473

>>13486452
>But did you see the original pic of Mari biting her lip?
No, as well as most of her Lilim reaction faces. That's why I'm asking.

>>13486455
I know, right? That pesky thing. And imagine how it's like for a 2D only foot fetishist.
Gotta watch out around 'em Alps, I'd want an actual monstergirl for a wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:18:16 2015 No.13486476 >>13486466 >you can't make a design unique without slapping grotesquely oversized monster limbs on it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:18:34 2015 No.13486477 File: 128 KB, 480x569, Lilim Tears.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486473 Well they're there. Are you sure you're looking properly?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:18:49 2015 No.13486478 File: 330 KB, 1425x1200, 1421398716548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486466 Thin claws a great.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:28:18 2015 No.13486496 I'm so fucking tired of this place in general but I keep coming back and I don't know why

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:28:48 2015 No.13486497 >>13486496 You're just tsundere.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:29:12 2015 No.13486498 >>13486478 my nigga

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:29:30 2015 No.13486500 >>13486496 Try night threads

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:30:22 2015 No.13486502 >>13486496 MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:30:54 2015 No.13486503 >>13486497 It's not even hate towards shitstorms or stupid arguments, the threads just feel stale and samey.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:32:05 2015 No.13486508 >>13486503 Welcome to Endless Eight.

Anonymous Thu May 14 11:32:32 2015 No.13486509

>>13486348
There's a lot of vanilla but it is no where near 70% of the game.

On the other side of the fence people say the game is 90% abominations, this isn't true either.

It has about the same amount of variety as the original trilogy - the difference is you only fought each monster once in the Visual Novel, as opposed to fighting monsters several times over and over again. There are middle ground monster girls, they're just mostly poorly designed and/or in obscure locations.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:32:49 2015 No.13486510 >>13486503 Eh, they're still fun when new stuff comes our or new, good writers come out of the woodwork. You have to admit, 4chan is not the best place for discussing shit like this. It draws all sorts of shitposters and trolls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:34:40 2015 No.13486511 >>13486509 >There are middle ground monster girls Very few, and yeah, they're all shit. Not a single good one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:35:03 2015 No.13486513 >>13486508 Well, I guess it's time to die.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:35:35 2015 No.13486515 >>13486513 We're nowhere near done. Don't forget: you're here forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:35:58 2015 No.13486517 I gots, I just GOTS to find me a nice Kraken to shack up with!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:36:31 2015 No.13486518 File: 121 KB, 620x600, 1425484634191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486253 Why are Sea Bishops so adorable?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:37:34 2015 No.13486521 >>13486517 Hope you don't mind fecal incontinence.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:39:38 2015 No.13486523 >>13486521 Stop projecting your disgusting anal penetration fetish on other people.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:39:40 2015 No.13486524 >>13486511 Even the nice lizard girl was drawn by a pretty shitty new artist. Monster Girl communities will never have a good game.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:41:11 2015 No.13486530 >>13486524 >never have a good game Lies. Tobihime will be out any day now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:41:15 2015 No.13486531 >>13486518 It's the silly hat

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:42:50 2015 No.13486536 >>13486524 We have KC's game to look forward to I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:45:15 2015 No.13486539 >>13486536 Don't look forward to it, it will be shit. You know it will.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:45:37 2015 No.13486542 >>13485938 oh sweet, I wanted to give this a read for some time now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:46:09 2015 No.13486544 >>13486539 At least it will have well-drawn vanilla designs and sex scenes. That's all I really care about.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:47:28 2015 No.13486548 >>13486524 >tfw we'll never get a monster girl game with high quality art and no fetishes

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:47:48 2015 No.13486550 >>13486542 Remember to tell Alp to kill himself after you get to the last bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:48:11 2015 No.13486552 File: 124 KB, 1120x960, 1425581336737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486531 They are cute and adorable even without their silly hats. I want to hug a Sea Bishop now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:48:48 2015 No.13486556 >>13486548 >and no fetishes Thank goodness there won't be something that dumb.

Anonymous Thu May 14 11:49:28 2015 No.13486558

>>13486429
Is edit anon here?

Can you do something real quick with this image? Can you remove the tail for me or even just the fire at the end of the tail?

To the untrained MGE eye, that looks more like a Sergios girl wearing Nargacuga armor and only the fire portion really differentiates it.

It would be fun to play with MH threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:50:39 2015 No.13486564 >>13486556 I meant the shitty fetishes catered to in games like MGQ, VH or the Vanadis titles.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:51:17 2015 No.13486568 >>13486564 >the shitty fetishes By which you mean fetishes you don't share. I don't like you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:51:25 2015 No.13486569 >>13486548 Man, it doesn't even need to have art. I'd kill for a high quality text based game. All the current ones are complete shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:52:13 2015 No.13486575 >>13486558 That's actually not even close to a Sergios tail.

Anonymous Thu May 14 11:53:45 2015 No.13486582

>>13486568
Most people don't share fetishes like vore, pegging, urethral insertion, genital mutilation, electro torture, bone breaking and other kinds of extreme hard S.
I'd also want the scenes involving monster bits on your dick to be kept to a minimum though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:54:57 2015 No.13486586 >>13486568 >all fetishes are A-OK No.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:55:35 2015 No.13486590 >>13486586 I love the way you pretend I said something I didn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:55:56 2015 No.13486592 >>13486582 >monster bits on your dick to be kept to a minimum though So no pawjobs, tailjobs, tentacle jobs, tonguejobs with those long tongued girls, ect? Dude, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:57:32 2015 No.13486598 >>13486552 >Sea Bishop sitting on a rock near the beach >Anon approaches her >She asks him he wants to her about Poseidon >Rather than answering, he just hugs the Sea Bishop >Now she's flustered, not knowing what to do.

Anonymous Thu May 14 11:57:36 2015 No.13486599

>>13486592
>no pawjobs, tailjobs, tentacle jobs
No. Not because I don't like them, but because they're simply too banal and not arousing enough to be worth a scene. They're like... the very first stages of foreplay. Something you do for like 4-5 seconds before moving on to better stuff.
>tonguejobs with those long tongued girls
Those are good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:58:01 2015 No.13486601 >>13486590 Ok smartass, draw the line then.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:59:03 2015 No.13486604 >>13486599 >but because they're simply too banal and not arousing enough to be worth a scene That is subject to opinion, therefore it does count as "because you don't like them".

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 11:59:25 2015 No.13486606 >>13486601 I don't get to dictate what OTHER people are allowed to enjoy. Neither do you.

Anonymous Thu May 14 12:00:50 2015 No.13486611

>>13486604
I do like them, and I wouldn't object to a monster girl doing them to me, I just don't think there's enough to that to write an entire h-scene around. Just as you probably wouldn't want a lewd session with a monster girl to end with just a pawjob or a tailjob. You'd want some REAL action.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:01:17 2015 No.13486612 >>13486606 Good news everyone, everything is now allowed!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:02:19 2015 No.13486617 >>13486611 There is enough to write an entire scene around it. And sometimes you want a fucking hotpocket instead of a turkey dinner.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:02:29 2015 No.13486618 >>13486612 But I didn't say that. Why are you being such an ass?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:03:16 2015 No.13486620 >>13486612 You don't get to decide that, just like you don't get to decide what things aren't allowed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:07:21 2015 No.13486625 >>13486620 We should hold a vote to decide which fetishes are allowed here.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:07:46 2015 No.13486627 File: 503 KB, 700x952, 1428901426816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486598 I'll be sure to come and give her a hug every day. Perhaps i'll even start giving her headpats.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:08:19 2015 No.13486629 File: 104 KB, 600x800, CB9XXf0VIAEDISm2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys need to take it easy and embrace the cat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:09:30 2015 No.13486632 >>13486617 >There is enough to write an entire scene around it. Fucking how.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:10:00 2015 No.13486633 >>13486325 You are my comrade this day. Big is best. Small is also great, variety is the spice of life after all.

Anonymous Thu May 14 12:10:06 2015 No.13486634

>>13486625
A vote doesn't mean shit. The only people who can actually enforce what is or isn't allowed are the mods and janitors, like when they decided these threads weren't allowed on /a/. You want something you don't like removed from the thread, contact them about it or report it.

Anonymous Thu May 14 12:11:18 2015 No.13486638

>>13486632
Use your imagination? If hentai games can do simple HANDJOB scenes and not have people bitching over it, I'm sure you can do things like tailjobs or wingjobs ect.
In the damn games you should find something you like and talk about it, not find something you hate and bitch about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:12:28 2015 No.13486642 >>13486627 What will you tell her when she asks you why you come over to hug her every day?

Anonymous Thu May 14 12:17:52 2015 No.13486656

>>13486638
>If hentai games can do simple HANDJOB scenes and not have people bitching over it
That's because those scenes aren't just about the handjob, they're typically part of some kind of plot development or something, there's context to the scenes and the dialogue occuring in them. The scene isn't JUST about the handjob, there's usually a relationship there.
In your average monster girl game you don't have any of that so you have to focus on the actual act of sex itself, and pawjobs or tailjobs do not have enough substance to carry a scene by themselves. There's a reason why in most games that have tons of different girls with only a handful of scenes each you typically end up with almost nothing but standard penetrative sex in different positions.

Anonymous Thu May 14 12:18:50 2015 No.13486661
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>>13485938
C-come on guys. I'll only be awake for like four or five more hours. If anyone can tell me if there's been any real changes between my old and new writing, you'll get free fires with your rat burger!

Anonymous Thu May 14 12:19:48 2015 No.13486665

>>13486656
>That's because those scenes aren't just about the handjob, they're typically part of some kind of plot development or something, there's context to the scenes and the dialogue occuring in them. The scene isn't JUST about the handjob, there's usually a relationship there.
Okay, no.
I'm calling bullshit here. You're clearly just dragging BS on at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:20:09 2015 No.13486666 File: 713 KB, 990x1320, Worksafe cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486629 I embraced it long ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:22:21 2015 No.13486675 File: 1.54 MB, 3600x4500, 1403616937741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486661 >fires Ehehe.

Anonymous Thu May 14 12:27:42 2015 No.13486696

>>13486665
I'm just saying, going by the general reactions to games like MGQ, having those kinds of scenes just makes people scream about "wasted potential". When your game only has 3 or 4 heroines and they each have 8-10 scenes, having those sorts of scenes is just fine. But in your standard monster girl game where you get 1-2, maybe 3 sex scenes per girl? People are going to be pissed if you "waste" one of those.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:30:04 2015 No.13486704 File: 2.20 MB, 1096x1747, poll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486625 Oh there was that poll awhile ago I happen to have screencaped. Guess it might be applicable to the subject.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:30:13 2015 No.13486706 >>13486696 Nothing's stopping them from adding more scenes. And even then, whiners will complain about something else if the creator's didn't go the "wasted potential" route.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:32:11 2015 No.13486715 >>13486704 Polls are never accurate representations of a whole community. Especially when only a fraction actually responds or votes.

Anonymous Thu May 14 12:32:48 2015 No.13486719

>>13486706
>Nothing's stopping them from adding more scenes.
If you're making a monster girl game, you'll probably be going the "tons of girls" route because not only do you need to cover various body types and personalities, but also all the different common monster girl species and some uncommon ones.
You can't just magically give each of those 10 different scenes. Time constraints and budgets exist.
If it were a monster girl game about just 2 or 3 different girls, then sure, I'd be all for it. But those are very, very rare.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:34:01 2015 No.13486721 >>13486715 And who knows how many times the ones who do, do. Monsterboys, NTR and futa at the top wouldn't surprise me, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:34:11 2015 No.13486722 File: 424 KB, 720x960, Adorable and Cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486642 I'll answer by giving her an extra long hug. And a heatpat. Followed by a kiss on her cheek. And by telling her that she's cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:34:17 2015 No.13486724 >>13486719 >Time constraints and budgets exist You mean something that can easily be bypassed with updates and patches after the game is released?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:34:20 2015 No.13486725 >>13486704 >MB >NTR >Futa >Yuri Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:36:11 2015 No.13486730 >>13486391 >>13486394 >>13486414 You are mah nigga.

Anonymous Thu May 14 12:37:31 2015 No.13486733

>>13486721
Yeah, the possibility of people cheating the poll is very likely and has been done before.
Of course Monsterboys, NTR, and Futa at least have genuine history of not really being welcomed here that can be viewed in the archive as far back as 2011.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:37:44 2015 No.13486734 File: 62 KB, 576x808, 1425426205909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486704 >That one Elf vote. There's an Elf-hating Paladin around here, I knew it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:37:49 2015 No.13486735 >>13486724 Which take time and money, which you're spending on something that's not earning you any money. Do you just have no idea how business and game development works?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:38:16 2015 No.13486737 >>13486582 >Vore Long as it's soft. >Pegging Cool. >Urethral Insertion Cool. >Genital Mutilation Not cool. >Electro Torture If done right >Bone breaking Nah. >I'd also want the scenes involving monster bits on your dick to be kept to a minimum Gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:38:50 2015 No.13486738 >>13486734 This is a poll for bitter people, pay no mind to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:39:18 2015 No.13486739 >>13486735 >Business You mean the games being developed by a super small company that won't see very much money to begin with in their sales? Face it, these guys are doing this in their free time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:39:50 2015 No.13486741 >>13486737 >Pegging >Cool. >Urethral Insertion >Cool. You are a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:40:12 2015 No.13486746 >>13486737 >If done right What would be "done right" to you? Because I mean the VH oh god such unbelievable agony but I'm still cumming because I'm a hopeless masochist kind. Something milder used for pain-and-pleasure play is totally good though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:42:20 2015 No.13486754 File: 237 KB, 1061x1488, b9bd2767ae0a58cb4fad0a4783a36132 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hu-Human?!" >"A human boy?" >"A human..." >... >"Human, human, human!" >"HUMAN, HUMAN, HUMAN!"

Anonymous Thu May 14 12:42:33 2015 No.13486755

>>13486746
>oh god such unbelievable agony but I'm still cumming because I'm a hopeless masochist kind.
Yeah, not that.
>Something milder used for pain-and-pleasure play is totally good though.
Something more like that, yes. Rather than torture, I meant like, electro-stim. Using controlled electric jolts in order to manipulate sensations to heighten pleasure. I imagine Thunderbirds would be masters at doing this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:42:59 2015 No.13486757 >>13486722 So what's next? Taking her out on a date?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:44:34 2015 No.13486759 >>13486754 Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:45:42 2015 No.13486764 >>13486734 someone is lobbying for elves watch yourselves

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:47:09 2015 No.13486766 >>13486764 The only good elf is a chubby elf meido

Anonymous Thu May 14 12:47:27 2015 No.13486768

>>13486755
>Rather than torture, I meant like, electro-stim. Using controlled electric jolts in order to manipulate sensations to heighten pleasure.
Yeah, that's great. Just one or two really painful intense jolts in the middle of that to surprise you and keep you from getting used to the sensations would also be fine. But a girl going full Ocelot or Volgin on your ass? No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:48:18 2015 No.13486769 >>13485482 Too cruel.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:48:58 2015 No.13486771 File: 68 KB, 474x600, Chocobus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486768 >Volgin But it's chocolate sundae night.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:49:19 2015 No.13486773 File: 170 KB, 800x1082, Elves take the world at 2017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486754 The last line should have been yelling man hunt or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:50:15 2015 No.13486775 >>13486754 Fucking god damn STOP SCREAMING!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:51:36 2015 No.13486777 >>13486754 Fucking savages. At least I might get a good price for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:51:51 2015 No.13486779 >>13481494 Still doesn't look like an adult sooo, no and kindly fuck off till you stop being for pedos.

Anonymous Thu May 14 12:52:08 2015 No.13486781
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>>13486757
One day i'll come early, before she's there and prepare a nice picnic for her. It will have all her favorite treats and lots of dessert alongside some fitting wine.

Once she finnaly arrives i'll suprise her with a hug and enjoy the sunset with her while eating delicious treats.

Once the night nearly falls, our bellies filled and laughs had. I'll move closer to her, and before she realizes what happens i'll give her a peck on her soft lips.

May Poseidon bless whatever happens after that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:52:21 2015 No.13486783 >>13486754 >calling out human But they're humans as well since Amazons are only MGs in the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:52:42 2015 No.13486784 >>13486754 I want that one on the top.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:01:37 2015 No.13486804 >>13486781 I want a Sea Bishop to marry me to a Kraken

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:04:37 2015 No.13486809 >>13486781 I wish you the best of luck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:08:08 2015 No.13486820 >>13486325 What about "Ultimate Ushi Udders"?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:10:44 2015 No.13486826 >>13486820 Fondle and suck on them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:12:07 2015 No.13486830 >>13486826 Would Ushis fall into some kind of trance and start to droll from pleasure if you did that?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:13:44 2015 No.13486834 >>13485938 This guy is fucking useless, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:14:30 2015 No.13486838 >>13486834 Are you referring to the writer or the MC?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:15:02 2015 No.13486843 >>13486830 If with trance you mean rape, yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:16:16 2015 No.13486846 >>13486500 Same assholes, different time slot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:17:38 2015 No.13486850 >>13486830 Yes, a mating trance.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:24:27 2015 No.13486872 >>13486838 MC, though reading this feels like I'm watching it play out through a broken mirror. Alp's certainly gotten better and more focused.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:26:53 2015 No.13486875 http://i.imgur.com/67eJ0Qf.png Someone should make a version of this picture but with Monstergirls instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:29:49 2015 No.13486882 File: 307 KB, 600x800, vidya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Monstergirls play classic RPGs >Slimes, Harpies, Lamias, etc. are all common enemies

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:31:35 2015 No.13486885 >>13486882 >13486704 >that slime touching the NES HOMICIDAL RAGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:33:09 2015 No.13486890 File: 169 KB, 425x818, ara ara motherfucker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486885 >The NES It's a famicom, you baka.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:33:56 2015 No.13486894 >>13486882 What's that thing on the right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:34:42 2015 No.13486896 >>13486872 >watching it play out through a broken mirror What does that even mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:35:42 2015 No.13486902 >>13486894 Sphinx?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:36:09 2015 No.13486904 >>13486894 That's a sphinx.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:36:44 2015 No.13486906 >>13486896 Exactly

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:38:00 2015 No.13486912 >>13486885 It's made of Nintendoium. It can handle MUCH worse than a mere slime.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:38:29 2015 No.13486913 File: 304 KB, 900x600, Sphinx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486902 >>13486904 ew, what kind of ugly looking sphinx girl is that

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:40:59 2015 No.13486919 >>13486902 >>13486904 That said, Griffin girl when?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:41:29 2015 No.13486921 >>13486906 You're confusing me. Is this some new form of bullying?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:42:20 2015 No.13486924 >>13486919 When KC musters up the courage to try his hand at creating a Hydra girl

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:42:25 2015 No.13486925 >>13486890 Nerd.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:42:41 2015 No.13486928 >>13486913 >fur/scales/whathever growing over clothes why does it bother me so much?

Anonymous Thu May 14 13:43:22 2015 No.13486929
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>>13486913
The (more) mythologically correct kind. KC made them cosplay, that guy just stretched the neck into the torso and stopped the fur below her tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:43:24 2015 No.13486930 I want to marry a Slimegirl who loves to wear latex!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:43:45 2015 No.13486931 File: 238 KB, 700x757, 27fb0080d82d513081b015cec106a06a1264980e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486913 No bully.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:43:59 2015 No.13486932 >>13486921 What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:45:13 2015 No.13486936 >>13486930 You have a fetish for fucking water baloons?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:45:34 2015 No.13486937 >>13486930 Fenoxo pls go

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:46:58 2015 No.13486941 >>13486929 So the shit kind? >KC made them cosplay Good

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:47:14 2015 No.13486944 >>13486929 It'd be bitching to have mount you could talk to, who shouts curses at the enemy as you swoop down on them and laughs after tagging someone with a deuce.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:48:23 2015 No.13486945 >>13486931 >that cloth So she has a front pussy? That's nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:48:33 2015 No.13486946 >>13486937 Fuck that motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:49:01 2015 No.13486947 >>13486936 Not particularly, I just think it'd be sexy if she was super self-conscious about her sliminess. >>13486937 Who?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:49:12 2015 No.13486948 File: 284 KB, 1000x900, 0508d78c50f09eb5b77adeafce719788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never have a cute brown werewolf wife Why live

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:49:53 2015 No.13486949 >>13486945 Huh, what do you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:51:11 2015 No.13486951 >>13486948 >Ah, if only I could make them bigger Your ass needs some work too.

Anonymous Thu May 14 13:51:19 2015 No.13486952

>>13486944
It's be interesting seeing them fly considering how far forward the wings are usually placed.

>>13486941
Hey, at least there's more to it than catgirl revision X. Vagina placement is still a problem in anything set up like that though.

>>13486945
Maybe? I mean, it still looks like she's leaving her anus in open view if that's the case, but there might be a vag00 under that cloth.

Anonymous Thu May 14 13:51:44 2015 No.13486953

>>13486931
Oh god I want to impregnate a Sphinx and then cuddle with her so fucking bad
>intelligent
>playful
>delicious brown
>beautiful and elegant lower bodies that complement their sexy upper bodies
>warm and fluffy
>gorgeous wings
>can ride on her back
>tight, ribbed lion pussy

literally perfect

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:52:26 2015 No.13486954 Are cat ears best ears? Would your waifu be better with cat ears?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:53:14 2015 No.13486956 >>13486952 >Hey, at least there's more to it than catgirl revision X. Other than having fewer sexy parts? Not really.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:53:16 2015 No.13486957 File: 304 KB, 1042x950, ab lick.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does your waifu have a lickable stomach?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:53:16 2015 No.13486958 >>13486954 Cat ears and tails are pleb tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:54:16 2015 No.13486960 >>13486954 >A Lich with cat ears No, thanks. I like them, but they aren't for everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:54:19 2015 No.13486961 >>13486937 >Implying you have to be a filthy /d/eviant to enjoy skintight clothing.

Anonymous Thu May 14 13:54:24 2015 No.13486962
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How kemono is too kemono?
It's often general consensus that muzzles and hairy faces are over the line, but what about fur-covered bodies, or bodies that are not humanoid (hairy or not), but with a human face (like classic sphinx)?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:54:50 2015 No.13486964 >>13486957 Gross, even if she did no fucking way would I do something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:55:12 2015 No.13486965 >>13486962 More than 30% fur coverage is unacceptable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:55:20 2015 No.13486966 >>13486954 >Not cute, fluffy bear ears >Not sensitive, floppy dog ears >Not delicious pig ears >Not big, radar-like bat ears

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:55:38 2015 No.13486967 >>13486452 Wanna know the best part about Mari? The way her face crushes up when you hit her with a punch so hard it's PSI can only be measured in Graham's Number

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:55:44 2015 No.13486968 File: 27 KB, 233x347, 12278.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486957 Delicious

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:55:55 2015 No.13486971 >>13486954 Cat ears, dog ears, fins, even elf ears are all good. I think what I find most interesting is the increased motility used for expression most. Elf-ears, even when they don't do that, are at least perfect for nibbling.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:56:05 2015 No.13486973 >>13486957 >9 meters of snake cuddling power >Abs >Nice tits >Long snake tongue why are Lamias so great?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:56:08 2015 No.13486975 File: 1005 KB, 1200x1600, Ryu qipao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:56:12 2015 No.13486976 >>13486947 >Who? Corruption of Champions dev.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:56:22 2015 No.13486977 File: 202 KB, 1000x789, totally not bestiality.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486962 >bodies that are not humanoid (hairy or not), but with a human face (like classic sphinx)? naaah who'd want to fuck this

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:56:55 2015 No.13486978 >>13486964 >Not manting to lick your waifu's navel You're gross

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:57:05 2015 No.13486979 >>13486953 >>tight, ribbed lion pussy She's gonna expect you to do it 40 times a day.

Anonymous Thu May 14 13:57:10 2015 No.13486981
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>>13486962

I'm okay with full-on kemono, personally. But the line between kemono and monstergirl is a difficult one.

I think it's the fact that matters most. You can be completely covered in fur but pass as long as you have a human or human-esque face without a muzzle.

Some fuzz is good.

>>13486964

You may as well just go gay for dicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:58:14 2015 No.13486983 >>13486957 Most stomachs are lickable, friend. Well, unless it's a lava golem or something. I might not want to lick that. Or straight furry shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:58:31 2015 No.13486984 >>13486932 I just want to know what>>13486872 means.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:58:37 2015 No.13486985 >>13486981 >You can be completely covered in fur but pass No you can't.

Anonymous Thu May 14 13:58:48 2015 No.13486987

>>13486962
I need plenty of exposed skin to lick/fondle. I at least need most of the back and torso exposed with some bare spots on the thigh and lower arm as well. All of that is somewhat negotiable depending on thickness and length of the fur though.

Anything non-humanoid for at least the torso and arms is a no-go right out of the gate, however.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:59:05 2015 No.13486988 >>13484448 I'm still worried about doing more/continuing. I'm not confident in my abilities to carry out a story of no wish-fulfillment.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:59:06 2015 No.13486990 File: 207 KB, 716x1011, 35b5cd4e72d14094427de627396ca01d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:59:23 2015 No.13486991 >tfw when Cait Sith is the first thing you legitimately want to hatefuck

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 13:59:23 2015 No.13486992 >>13486976 I don't know what that is either, but from what I can tell it's shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:00:04 2015 No.13486994 >>13486957 I'm not into licking, I get annoyed just by thinking about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:00:10 2015 No.13486996 >>13486991 >tfw when Cait Sith is the first thing you legitimately want to hatefatten

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:00:21 2015 No.13486998 >>13486991 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:00:22 2015 No.13486999 >>13486985 I disagree. I'd enjoy a lot of fuzz. It's exotic. It's a different feeling than skin. I feel the same way for scales.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:00:43 2015 No.13487000 >>13486988 What story are you talking about again?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:01:05 2015 No.13487002 >>13486992 Indeed, which is a shame, because it could have been so good.

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:01:12 2015 No.13487003

>>13486962
>but what about fur-covered bodies
They're fine, if the face is 100% human looking and fur free then it's a monster girl and not a furry.
>or bodies that are not humanoid (hairy or not), but with a human face (like classic sphinx)?
If it's just an animal with a human face then that's just straight up bestiality and fucked up, stuff like centaurs or the animal part stopping a little bellow the breasts is tolerable. Not my sort of thing and I might make lion pussy jokes but I'm not going to judge anyone for liking it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:01:16 2015 No.13487005 File: 280 KB, 689x800, 1427003223933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486991 I want to strangle a succuslut while I cry and cum inside her slutty pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:01:29 2015 No.13487006 >>13486977 I would. Would stick my dick in that, totally. Would lick them fangs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:01:41 2015 No.13487009 >>13486999 That's nice, but this is the monster girl thread. If you like furries and scalies, you should perhaps visit /b/.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:02:13 2015 No.13487011 >>13486998 Sorry for triggering you princess

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:02:22 2015 No.13487012 >>13486992 It's a text based game that used to be good, but then Fenoxo went full retard and included futa and a whole lot more /d/ shit in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:02:41 2015 No.13487014 >>13486984 Exactly. It just means it's all over the place with random lines thrown in. If you look at a broken mirror, you see many different reflections, assuming that not all the pieces of glass are lying flat I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:03:14 2015 No.13487016 File: 773 KB, 1028x1428, lamia hypno.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486973 Do not fall for their tricks, friend. They are all deceivers and seducers. They will corrupt your soul.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:03:17 2015 No.13487019 >>13486991 >Not wanting to gently fuck a cait sith in the missionary position.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:03:26 2015 No.13487020 >>13487014 Random lines?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:03:44 2015 No.13487022 >>13486962 If it doesn't have a snout, it is sentient and not only the head/face is human (like that snake girl from Thomas) I'd waifu her

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:04:32 2015 No.13487024 >>13487005 Can someone remind me why no one ever writes stories about masochistic succubi?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:04:46 2015 No.13487026 File: 554 KB, 650x813, nyo tengu is kind of a bitch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13486961 HEAR HEAR!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:04:51 2015 No.13487027 >>13487020 When MC's blurts out thoughts and impressions. Happens so often it breaks the flow.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:05:18 2015 No.13487029 >>13487024 because you haven't started.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:05:42 2015 No.13487031 >>13487022 >no standards

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:06:07 2015 No.13487032 >>13487009 He was talking about his own opinion, relax. So long as he doesn't post any furry or take it beyond the question asked we're fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:06:07 2015 No.13487033 >>13486961 Latex a best.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:06:17 2015 No.13487034 >>13487024 Succubi don't seem too popular in the first place. In monstergirl circles at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:06:38 2015 No.13487035 >>13487016 Are you implying that I'd need to be hypnotized to fuck a Lamia? Because you're wrong. I'd need to chug some endurance potions or something, but I'd totally do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:06:43 2015 No.13487036 >>13487006 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:06:46 2015 No.13487037 >>13482514 What if Kikimora's crossed with raptors, horny pack hunters seeking the master.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:06:54 2015 No.13487038 >>13487006 >Only the head is human >would still tap Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:07:02 2015 No.13487039 >>13487027 Oh, right, that. Well you see, when I wrote it, I didn't know pastebin didn't carry over cursive, so that stuff kind of failed, and then it would've been too much trouble to fix it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:07:20 2015 No.13487042 >>13487034 I can only think of stories where they're the villain.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:07:40 2015 No.13487043 >>13487024 The archetype sets them up for sadism, and no one seems butthurt enough about it to go write a masochist succubutt piece to prove everyone wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:07:48 2015 No.13487044 File: 445 KB, 868x1228, 50362242_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All these fur fuckers Absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:08:04 2015 No.13487045 >>13487033 Leather > latex.

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:08:07 2015 No.13487047
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>>13486977
>who'd want to fuck this

>>13486965
>>13486987
So, Sphinxes, centaurs, Polt and Frosted Rapes are over the line?

>>13486981
I think as long as you don't claim to be some retarded shit like other-kin or ever wear fursuits is fine, since furries are the main reason antho shit has become so intolerable among online communities, just like ponies and boy-bands.

Everything eventually becomes extremely hated by some once people start feeling like extremely vocal fans of the thing are shoving their opinions down their throats.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:08:48 2015 No.13487049 >>13487036 >>13487038 Because a head is enough. She has her pretty eyes and her cute smile and her sweet voice and her kissable lips. The soul of a woman is her face. I don't even need to look at the rest of her. Just show me her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:09:05 2015 No.13487050 >>13487047 >So, Sphinxes, centaurs, Polt and Frosted Rapes are over the line? Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:09:14 2015 No.13487051 >>13487024 Muh NTR Muh sluts

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:09:17 2015 No.13487052 Norse MGs. Yggdrasil Dryad.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:09:23 2015 No.13487053 >>13487047 >So, Sphinxes, centaurs, Polt and Frosted Rapes are over the line? You know you just invited the whiny babby shitposting squad right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:09:26 2015 No.13487054 >>13485938 >paste I got some shit to do today, ill read it when i get home and let you know what i think.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:09:35 2015 No.13487055 >>13487038 At least he has given you the 90% spider, 10% waifu speech yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:10:27 2015 No.13487057 >>13487054 When will that be?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:11:05 2015 No.13487059 >>13487039 Yeah, that would have helped.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:11:17 2015 No.13487060 >>13487051 You forgot muh femdom.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:11:23 2015 No.13487061 >>13487045 Why do you think that? Latex is much more versatile.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:11:26 2015 No.13487063 >>13487053 He started the baiting off really well today. They usually don't go through the effort.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:12:30 2015 No.13487069 >>13487052 Already have valkyries and trolls, what else is there?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:12:47 2015 No.13487070 >>13487044 One of the few good things MGQ has ever produced.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:13:06 2015 No.13487073 >>13487059 I stopped doing the thoughts that way when I realized the cursive didn't work on the pastebin though. >>13487061 Latex is smelly and gross.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:13:21 2015 No.13487075 >>13487051 >Suddenly Succubi are not sluts Fucking what?

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:13:53 2015 No.13487078

>>13487047
Centaurs are fine since everything from the waist up is human completely so I can forgive the lack of exposed thigh. The problem with them is not being able to touch the human bits while you're fucking her so I still don't care for them. The same goes for sphinxes if they're drawn like >>13486931, but those come in more shades of gray that aren't acceptable.

>Polt and Frosted Rapes
Yup. I really want to like Polt too, but that's too much. At least her fur is easier to ignore in grayscale.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:13:58 2015 No.13487079 >>13487049 >head is enough No it's not, you're fucking an animal with a human head, that's it, only 10% is human, you're fucking an animal.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:14:13 2015 No.13487080 >>13487073 Not him, but leather is pretty smelly too anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:15:18 2015 No.13487084 File: 506 KB, 714x592, 1425674017687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487070 >granberries >used goods >"good"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:15:19 2015 No.13487085 >>13487016 Is there more?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:15:42 2015 No.13487086 >>13487055 >>13487049

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:15:59 2015 No.13487087 >>13487078 I'm okay with any monster girl as long as you can ignore her monster bits as much as possible, personally.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:16:03 2015 No.13487088 >>13487069 Frost giants? Sleipnir centaurs?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:16:08 2015 No.13487089 >>13487000 Oh just a couple I spent maybe 10 minutes on for one little part.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:16:35 2015 No.13487090 >>13487080 I don't think so. >>13487089 Dude, don't be a dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:17:13 2015 No.13487092 >>13487088 >Sleipnir centaurs? >spider horsepussy Oh god please no.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:17:24 2015 No.13487094 >>13487084 Whatever you say, hag.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:17:39 2015 No.13487096 >>13487088 Hill/stone/fire/frost giants. Fenrir wolfgirl. Ouroboros lamia.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:17:45 2015 No.13487098 >>13487084 >Muh purity If she's cute and she wants to be with you what does it matter if she's done it before?

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:17:59 2015 No.13487099
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>>13487079
Gonna chime in and say that's incorrect by definition and doesn't matter in the end when the thing you're fucking has human level intelligence, but it does make him a complete furfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:18:41 2015 No.13487101 >>13487047 >polt >frosted rapes Covered in fur, snout, six nipples, you really got to ask? >centaurs, sphinxes HORSE. PUSSY. Lion.Pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:18:47 2015 No.13487103 >>13487087 How ignorable do they need to be? Like, would lamia be okay since you don't necessarily see the snake bits while you're sticking it in? What's the most monstrous you go?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:19:05 2015 No.13487105 >>13487098 It's not that she did it before, it's who she did it before with

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:19:34 2015 No.13487106 >>13487105 She was raped, anon. Defiled.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:19:37 2015 No.13487107 File: 233 KB, 1280x1024, 1375921291334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487079 Nigga I'd fuck a magically animated severed head if it came to that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:19:42 2015 No.13487108 >>13487087 Gaaaaaay

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:19:58 2015 No.13487110 >>13487103 Lamias are fine, yeah. I just want to be seeing and interacting with nothing but human features when we have sex. The monster parts look neat and all but they don't do much for my penis.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:20:38 2015 No.13487113 >>13487084 >used goods Probably shouldn't post Tamamo then if you're gonna make that point.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:21:08 2015 No.13487116 >>13487107 That's not what we're talking about.

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:22:01 2015 No.13487119

>>13487088
>>13487096
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Creatures_in_Norse_mythology
Lots of giants. LOTS of giants. Boar girls, cow girls, deer girls. Lots of birds. Also dwarves and elves were in Norse mythology. A number of undead. Some dragons, sea serpents and other things. Norse mythology was big on important named creatures rather than entire races of creatures.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:22:06 2015 No.13487120 File: 320 KB, 1053x888, 1428089158443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487113 Tamamo didn't fuck Alma for all I know

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:23:05 2015 No.13487123 >>13484434 200 sounds like an average immediate post-blog listing number to me. Depends on the subject though, I can remember offhand series averages between 100 and 300.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:23:14 2015 No.13487124 >>13487090 >don't be a dick They're my own stories/ideas I can hate them as much as I want.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:23:17 2015 No.13487125 >>13487110 And skin color? Are you okay with blueberry succusluts or grape snakes? What about cold dead liches or wights where everything you actually see is perfectly human save maybe skintone but they feel funny?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:23:19 2015 No.13487126 >>13487113 Probably shouldn't post any monster girl to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:23:22 2015 No.13487127 >>13487099 This chart basically says it's okay to fuck a furry.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:24:07 2015 No.13487128 >>13487116 It's what I want to talk about.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:24:13 2015 No.13487129 >>13487126 What about Unicorns.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:24:22 2015 No.13487132 >>13487107 >in >in That's hella gay yo!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:24:57 2015 No.13487135 >>13487124 That's not what I meant. You don't want to tell me what stories you're talking about, fine. Don't. Meanie. Jerk.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:25:24 2015 No.13487136 >>13487120 No, but unless you'd like to be Sperm donor #4567, you best refrain from touching any fluffy tail.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:25:33 2015 No.13487139 >>13487128 I'm alright with that. I like removable heads.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:25:47 2015 No.13487140 >>13487129 Yep, no monstergirls here.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:26:16 2015 No.13487143 >>13487126 Well, there's alice. They basically recycle themselves after use so they're pure no matter how many fat faceless men used them the night before.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:27:09 2015 No.13487152 >>13487143 Still gonna go with "No" on that one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:27:22 2015 No.13487154 >>13487136 You best not be implying all fluffies are sluts anon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:27:32 2015 No.13487157 File: 1.43 MB, 1165x1144, 1395969143021.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487140 Anon pls don't make her cry

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:28:03 2015 No.13487158 >>13487127 If the furry thing existed in a real life scenario going by basic morals and rights? Yeah, it would. It doesn't make you any less of a weirdo, just a weirdo who's not technically doing anything wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:28:19 2015 No.13487159 >>13487154 The ones who lived that long? You bet they are.

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:28:32 2015 No.13487160
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>>13487079
>Only 10% human

But it's the most important 10%.

>>13487099

>Complete furfag

Yes, I admit it. But I decline from posting it here because of shitstorms. I stick to more acceptable monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:29:42 2015 No.13487163 >>13487157 >Virgin slut secretly lusting for cock.jpeg I really wish KC didn't make every single thing lewd. Couldn't he at least have spared one horsepussy? Yes, I said virgin slut. Wutchu gonna do about it, nerd?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:30:34 2015 No.13487166 >>13487163 >Wutchu gonna do about it, nerd? I'm going to say that you don't know what slut means.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:30:35 2015 No.13487168 >>13487163 Silently judge you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:31:47 2015 No.13487173 >>13487125 Not a fan of inhuman skin colors, but undead girls are fine. Really, I'm okay with anything that's mostly indistinguishable from a human girl from the waist up, and that has a normal human vagina.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:31:56 2015 No.13487174 >>13487159 >>13487154 You guys are thinking of it the wrong way. She's seen so many men get raped and toyed with that she's the granny who is judging you. You're the slut or closet slut in this dynamic, and it's up to you to prove her wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:32:39 2015 No.13487178 >>13487085 No. Enjoy your erection.

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:32:55 2015 No.13487179
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I felt like it should be made like a bird's nest. But those couldn't be carried around, could they? Throwing a bunch of twigs together like a crow, that was all wrong. I was taking a walk to clear my head, maybe, and happened upon a construction site. It was a neighbourhood I had lived in once, for two years, but it was different, there were new buildings, bigger ones. Like, nine storeys and growing higher. It was a weekend or something, because nobody was working. I'd worked on constructions sites sometimes, and out of curiosity I snuck in.
Good thing I did, I found some insulation wool or whatever you call it in English, and sat down on it. It was soft. That's when it hit me, why not use this for the nest? Yeah, this was it. I looked around, saw that nobody was looking, and then I grabbed the wool and stuffed my pockets with it. This was a victimless crime, I didn't steal enough to cause trouble for anyone, and it was going for a good purpose.
Building the nest itself was the issue. I felt a strong urge to make it like a bird's nest, out of twigs, but with more finesse, more... sophistication.
I don't know where I got them from, but I had a bunch of willow branches, young ones, very flexible. I took some string and tied two together at the middle. I thought it would be nice to bend them up and make a sort of bowl out of it. The young willow branches did bend nicely without cracking, but they wouldn't stay up. I tied two more into it, kind of like the British flag. After bending them all up, I thought I could use the string to force them to stay up.
I tried pretty hard to tie the string in a way that left the distance between the branches as even as possible. In the end it was nice and taut, and I had the frame of the nest ready.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:32:57 2015 No.13487180 >>13487157 Unicorns deserve to cry and should never get a husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:33:06 2015 No.13487181 >>13487174 That makes no fucking sense. Also, see >>13487166.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:33:59 2015 No.13487187 File: 743 KB, 1383x1171, manticore anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487173 >Normal human vagina Laaaaaame. I want super-vaginas.

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:34:03 2015 No.13487188

>>13487179
Looking at the frame I had built, I felt like I could finish the nest before she even got home. It would be a nice surprise.
I took more fresh and flexible twigs and started to form layers of circles inside the frame, starting at the bottom. Soon enough I realized this wasn't good enough; the bottom would have gaps.
The nest wasn't even supposed to be waterproof or anything, the egg would never have to endure the elements in it. But it would be kind of nice to have one anyway, so I wanted to make it right. I wished I knew how weave wicker or something, but I didn't, so the string would have to do.
I put rows of twigs along the bottom to patch it up before continuing with the "walls" of the nest. This was tedious work with no surprises or tribulations to go on with it, but it had to be done, and it was.
The nest was now rudimentally finished, and big enough to fit a football in with room to spare. That's where the insulation wool came in. I padded it into a mat at the bottom about three fingers thick, and proceeded to make it roughly a finger and a half thick around the walls. But then a problem presented itself.
While the child probably wouldn't have to spend any time in the nest after hatching, the wool was not at all comfy against the skin, and I imagine it would be even less so against the soft scales and smooth skin of a newborn. Something would have to be done about it.
I took a needle and thread and found some smooth, soft linen, and started to sew that atop the insulating wool, leading the needle and thread through gaps in the twigs. The nest ended up unnecessarily comfy after this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:35:02 2015 No.13487192 >>13487181 It makes perfect sense for things like the Madonna-whore complex and similar mindsets.

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:35:04 2015 No.13487193

>>13487188
I was proud of my work. Yes, it was clumsily cobbled together, but it was made by hand, and it's the thought that counts. Now all that mattered was where to put it. If only I had a velvet pillow to lay it on...but the living room table would have to do.
She opened the door and came in after a while. Her tummy was slightly bulging, but nowhere near as big as it would be if she was pregnant with a live child. She had brown hair and glasses, not that it matters. It was her smile that mattered, the smile she wore when I rushed to greet her like a puppy. It was almost always like this.
I barely reached up to her chest and my shoulders ended where hers began, but the difference in size was never a problem for us. Or the fact that she older than me by a decade. I hugged her and got a pat on my head before showing her the nest. She didn't say anything about it, just giggled approvingly.
She could have given birth days ago, but I had wanted a proper nest for our child to be born in, and she had humoured me, holding it in. Now that wait was over.
There was no need for a midwife or a hospital visit when it came to laying eggs, they were just eggs, after all. But I fussed about it like fathers do when their firstborn is on the way. She let me for a while, but then she inhaled sharply and pushed the egg out in a single motion. It came out so easily I feared her pussy was ruined, but then I was too busy to worry, I caught the egg with my oven mitts and showed it to her. Words cannot describe her smile.
The unborn child and her protective shell were so heavy I needed both hands to carry her safely, and I feared my nest would break as I placed her in it, but that didn't happen. The child inside would develop at her own pace and come out when she was ready. The egg would be fine, as it was a Dragon's egg and needed very little external heat to develop Then I felt heavy claws on my shoulders and a hot breath in my ear, a signal telling me it was time for bed.

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:35:21 2015 No.13487194 [SPOILER]

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>>13487143
Why do you think these fags don't like her?

>>13487126
Get a lamia or shirohebi, or yuki onna, basically any of the yandere types. Will o wisp might be viable, but, dying of loneliness does not exclude having past lovers.

I am now picturing anons making deals with their "friends" to be there when their wives give birth so they can catch the baby in a towel a it splats out of her mother's vagina, get on a horse and fuck off into the night to a super secret dungeon where they will raise it and deflower her when she's fifteen, if that.

Purityfags, Jesus Christ.

>inb4 strawman

When we live in a world where characters get raped, and the fans hate them because they're not "pure" anymore, to the point the author has to do a rewrite, I'd say it fucking counts.

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:35:21 2015 No.13487195
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>>13487166
>>13487168
Sometimes it's the thought that counts.

>>13487173
So that's a no to bitty meaty paws/claws? If it's not a no we're pretty much on the same page.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:36:15 2015 No.13487200 >>13487195 I HATE paws and claws.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:36:43 2015 No.13487202 File: 316 KB, 800x686, 764f26c18c301de96c3413c2c0aa7938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487180 Get a load of this bully

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:37:46 2015 No.13487205

>>13487179
>>13487188
>>13487193
This is an old one.

>I barely reached up to her chest and my shoulders ended where hers began, but the difference in size was never a problem for us. Or the fact that she older than me by a decade. I hugged her and got a pat on my head before showing her the nest.
I want this so badly.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:38:14 2015 No.13487206 >>13487192 >She fucked way more than you did >N-no, you're the slut though Again, No.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:38:29 2015 No.13487207 >>13487205 >an old one The only MG related dream I've ever had.

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:38:59 2015 No.13487209

>>13486661
I'm only half way the first part, but here are the flaws I noticed so far:
You shift perspective between the MC and the third person narrator like a motherfucker, at multiple points blurring the line between them to the point where I don't even know which just banged on that proverbial fourth wall. Conversations often feel rigid, like the characters are acting out a script rather that it flowing naturally.
You actually managed to improve on these in your newer stories, so it's only something to note, but not really a standing complaint.

Too many details on things that don't warrant them. Entire sections devoted to painstaking descriptions of events that could be omitted or simply referenced in summary. It makes the story flounder, I don't know if it comes from failing to convey something in those scenes that you deem important or simply not knowing where to go with that part.
This however is still present in some of your recent stuff.

Not that it matters, since those promised updates will never come. Word of an Alp...

On a different, story related note: holy shit! this guy is being pushed around by an Alp. Not even a smug Alps, but the garden variety stuttermachine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:39:24 2015 No.13487210 >>13487194 Are you autistic?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:39:27 2015 No.13487212 >>13487163 Laugh at you and direct you to >>13487194 >>13487174 Didn't Tamamo trade sex for souls?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:39:43 2015 No.13487215 >>13487206 You missed my point stutter-kun. Doesn't matter what she did. She's in the position to judge you, not vice versa.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:40:29 2015 No.13487218 >>13487194 Sex positive-kun pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:41:40 2015 No.13487221 >>13487209 The first complaint I already addressed, it's because when I wrote it I thought cursive carried over to the bin. Anyway, >This however is still present in some of your recent stuff Explain further.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:41:46 2015 No.13487222 >>13487215 >She's in the position to judge you, not vice versa. I can judge anyone I like, for any reason I deem fitting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:42:24 2015 No.13487227 >>13487099 That chart only tests if you're a full on bestialityfag or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:42:54 2015 No.13487229 >>13487210 Are you a retard? >>13487218 Implying, you people are so knee jerky about everything it's sickening.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:43:31 2015 No.13487231 >>13487157 That's a nice picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:43:52 2015 No.13487233 >>13487212 She said many men gave their souls to have sex with her. Not sure if that's any different. Still, if I could be in Luka's position, where she makes you her lover and doesn't kill you, especially with that milfy form. I would.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:44:41 2015 No.13487234 >>13487229 They why don't you leave?

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:45:17 2015 No.13487236

>>13487132
I take it as either-or, not necessarily both at the same time.

I wonder if a dick coming in from below could go into her nasal cavity...? Cumming inside her nose from the inside would be hot as hell, particularly if it dribbled out of her nose and she licked it up greedily.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:45:54 2015 No.13487238 >>13487200 At this point I can declare that you aren't my nigga but I don't hate you. I guess we're acquaintances.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:46:19 2015 No.13487241 File: 265 KB, 519x900, shorty imp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where the shorties at?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:47:29 2015 No.13487244 >>13487241 I want to hug that Imp.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:47:47 2015 No.13487245 >>13487234 Because fuck you.

Anonymous Thu May 14 14:48:07 2015 No.13487247

>>13487227
Close but no cigar. It was made for scififags who want to fuck some abominations and things like xenomorphs. But the logic checks out, only reason to say otherwise is muh feelings. Of course it's a lot like sucking dick. Technically it's not wrong, but it does make you a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:48:10 2015 No.13487248 >>13487241 I want to do lewd things to that Imp Which may or may not pertain to cuddling for most of the day

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:49:20 2015 No.13487254 >>13487245 Oh wow what an answer, you don't sound like a bitter asshole at all. I'm done feeding you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:50:11 2015 No.13487258 File: 276 KB, 480x640, 1401257468240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487241 Those thighs are criminally tempting. Shortstacks are the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:51:06 2015 No.13487263 >>13487157 >those eyes >that hair >that warm smile >get to the bottom FUCK!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:51:41 2015 No.13487265 File: 355 KB, 589x467, 1387747306350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487247 Hey buddy, keep the abominations out of your bestiality talk.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:52:47 2015 No.13487268 >>13487263 >FUCK Exactly

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:52:49 2015 No.13487269 >>13487265 But they're both as shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:52:54 2015 No.13487270 >>13487254 Oh look, another last word kiddie. Fuck summer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:53:36 2015 No.13487272 >>13487263 >FUCK! That's exactly what she wants. Look into her eyes, kiss her lips, play with the horse tits, but at the end of the day you've gotta plow the horsepussy. Is she waifu enough? Are you husband enough?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:53:40 2015 No.13487273 >>13487265 That's no abomination, that's a lamiaroid. I'm talking about the Great Old Ones and worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:54:03 2015 No.13487274 >>13487247 Same difference. It tests whether what someone wants to fuck is a sapient creature, capable of grasping the situation and giving consent or an alien animal-analogue.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:54:16 2015 No.13487275 File: 953 KB, 1024x768, 274927052264ce4532c78bb992c43237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to run a monster girl dating agency!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:56:29 2015 No.13487286 File: 135 KB, 750x1000, 1423823496297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487273 >Great Old Ones >not wanting to have a black tendril extend into your brain to tell you just how much she loves you

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:56:40 2015 No.13487287 >>13487275 That lamia gets all my weakpoints, and that muscle girl in the corner is a nice tease.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:56:43 2015 No.13487289 >>13487268 >>13487272 Stop pretending to be retarded, it's not amusing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:57:12 2015 No.13487293 >>13487275 >dating At least that's what you tell the pigs, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:58:11 2015 No.13487299 >>13487289 They're just doing wordplay you scrooge.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:58:21 2015 No.13487300 >>13487275 Compensated dating right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:58:28 2015 No.13487301 >>13487286 FIIIIIIIIIIRE!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:58:50 2015 No.13487302 >>13487289 >he thinks they're pretending.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:58:54 2015 No.13487303 >>13487270 >another last word kiddie >makes sure to get the last word

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:58:59 2015 No.13487304 >>13487275 There's much more money to be made running a dating service for monsters that can't get a man.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 14:59:28 2015 No.13487307 >>13487289 No one's pretending to be dumb, we just twisted the obvious meaning. Hell, the second one barely even did that. Take the stick out of your ass, if you please.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:00:04 2015 No.13487310 >>13487275 >that pic >that post So you want to be a pimp? I like you.

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:00:20 2015 No.13487313

>>13487221
>The first complaint I already addressed, it's because when I wrote it I thought cursive carried over to the bin.
It's not really that. You have the MC narrate his own thoughts and actions and then on top of that you have an omniscient narrator. In my experience, sticking to one works better.

>Explain further.
Not much to explain. You still flounder occasionally, stretching out scenes after they've run out of gas. A good example, I feel, would be the lift ride in The Valley of the Dragonette 3 or parts of Pomus figuring out the ins and outs of floating sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:00:43 2015 No.13487316 >>13487270 Which was why you did the same thing to this anon >>13482449

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:00:46 2015 No.13487317 >>13487303 Don't reply to him anon, you're just giving the guy what he wants.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:01:19 2015 No.13487319 >>13487313 >the lift ride THAT was too long?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:01:41 2015 No.13487320 >>13487299 Fuck off Zell. >>13487307 How about you be unfunny somewhere else?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:02:14 2015 No.13487324 File: 299 KB, 724x1024, jorogumo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487310 Pimpin' ain't easy~ When all your girls are abominations because all the abominationfags like pure girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:03:15 2015 No.13487328 >>13487317 He already proved my point. >>13487316 That's not me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:03:45 2015 No.13487330 File: 124 KB, 1041x1588, imp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Short girls with curves that belong on women twice their height 20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:04:17 2015 No.13487331

Time for more old stuff.

"Get away from me Ginny!" the shivering Werewolf said, pushing at the young Wurm with what strength she could muster, which of course did not even make her budge.
"Why are you being so mean Jane?" the offended Wurm asked.
"Because you stink like old man jizz and I hate it!" the Werewolf snapped, though there was no truth to her statement. Ginny told her as much.
"I bathed afterwards so there's no way I could smell!"
"Shut up! I've got a really good sense of smell, so I can tell even after bathing! You stink!"
"Oh yeah? Well YOU smell like a wet dog!"
"WHAT?"
"You heard me!"
"You BITCH!"
"You're the bitch, doggie-doggie!"
"What is THAT supposed to mean?"
"It means you're a bitch, that's what female dogs are called, dumb bitch!"
"Who are you calling dumb, Wurm?"
"You. I'm calling you dumb. Bitch!"
"THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW!"
Jane the Werewolf jumped on the Wurm's back and started to yank her hair. Ginny responded by falling on her back and burying her into the snow. She then rolled off of her, coiled her tail in front of her into a semicircle and began to prepare snowballs to defend herself with.

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:05:22 2015 No.13487334

>>13487331

Emerging from the snow, Jane was fuming with rage. She hadn't even gotten her bearings before she was hit by the first snowball.
"That was a warning shot, I've got plenty more here, so just give up now!" Ginny yelled.
"Oh, deterrence is it? Well guess what? I don't care anymore!" Jane yelled, turned her back at Ginny and began to dig a hole into the snow with all the fury of a Werewolf, sending the snow flying at the Wurm from between her legs.
"Hey, no fair!"
"I got run out of town with you because of you, how was that fair?" Jane shouted, now hidden from Ginny's snowballs behind a wall of snow, preparing her own.
For some reason, Ginny got quiet while Jane was preparing her offence.
"G-Ginny?"
"What?"
"Are you okay?"
"Of course!"
"Then how come you're all quiet?"
"Oh, no reason..."
Suspicious. Jane lifted her head up for a little peeks, just in time to see the huge snowball twice the size of her head plummeting towards her. With the reflexes of a Werewolf, she dodged it, but was forced to leave the safety of her foxhole, and unarmed at that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:05:31 2015 No.13487335 >>13487324 There is literally nothing wrong with pure abominations.

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:06:23 2015 No.13487338

>>13487334

There was no immediate attack. Of course not, Ginny had used up all of her ammunition to make that big one. This gave Jane a window of opportunity; she grabbed snow while running in a zigzag, preparing to turn around and attack. But she needed a small edge, anything at all to overcome Ginny's superior physique. It was time for psychological warfare.
"You know, when I first met you, I didn't figure you were a slut" Jane yelled at her, still running, not even turning to face her.
"No, you thought I was a retard and tried to swindle me. I didn't judge you for it, did I?"
Ouch, she had a point there. This was not going according to plan.
"Well you STILL got us run out of town! I didn't do anything to deserve that!"
That ought to guilt her a bit.
"The law said that ALL Monsters had to be banished, and YOU got yourself turned into a Werewolf before you even met me, you can't pin that one on me"
Damn she was good at this.
"But they never would've found out about me if you didn't whore yourself off to an old guy like that!"
"You were the one who introduced him to me, he was supposed to be a dependable guy! And he wasn't even fifty yet!"
Whatever, time to attack!
"HIYAAH~!"
Jane threw one ball at Ginny as she turned around as suppressive fire, preparing to aim the second throw. And then she was hit in the face.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:06:47 2015 No.13487343 File: 547 KB, 1200x800, 7a093823d4014e18afd203b3582024fa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487324 And I just changed my mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:06:55 2015 No.13487344 >>13487335 Pure abominations are literally the best thing in the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:07:20 2015 No.13487347 >>13487330 Why must you post the ugly western art? She looks like a damned Pixar reject.

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:07:23 2015 No.13487348

>>13487338

That had been the flaw of her plan; Jane had thought Ginny would be thrown off her game through this conversation. But she had not been. The indomitable Wurm had been prepared, and just as soon as Jane had stopped, she had taken careful aim and nailed her straight away. This had left her source of ammunition - that is, the area between her tummy and her tail-shield - depleted and the ground bare, but she had hit Jane hard enough to hopefully get her to give up.
Jane did not give up. Well, she DID give up on the snowballs, but not on the fight.
Crouching low, the Werewolf rushed at the Wurm on all fours, growling. She had lost it.
Ginny was not worried. Even during a full moon, Jane could not muster the strength to actually harm her, and the moon was not full now. She prepared to catch Jane as she lunged at her and give her a nice, big hug.
Jane lunged at her, and she caught her. Unfortunately for Ginny, she had not taken into account the fact that her body had melted the snow beneath her, making the ground she was on slippery. Jane's momentum pushed her off balance, and the two rolled around in the snow. While the Werewolf was not strong enough to harm the Wurm, she was strong enough to toss her around in this situation, and for a good long while neither was able to overpower the other.
In the end the snow cooled off Jane enough to let her adrenaline be overcome and the two let go of one another, falling on their backs and breathing heavily.
"I'm sorry Ginny" Jane said. "I just don't know what to do now, and I'm scared"
"I know what we should do" Ginny said, completely unexpectedly.
"REALLY?"
"Yeah"
"What?"
"Let's build a snowman"

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:08:24 2015 No.13487351

>>13487348

Night had fallen and there wasn't a cloud in the sky to cover up the beautiful, starry sky. Even the Moon was but a thin crescent.
"I hate you Ginny"
The Werewolf was shivering under her clothes. With so little Moon to around, she had no coat of fur to keep herself warm in the winter night.
"Come on Jane, you're making Beowulf sad!" replied the Wurm, referring to the snowman they had built during the evening. Over 9 feet tall, Beowulf consisted of the classic three huge snowballs, but was also anatomically correct where it counted, and rather well equipped, at that. It had felt like a good idea at the time. In retrospect they probably should have tried to build an igloo or something. Igloos were warm.
"I don't care how Beowulf feels about this. And I still think we should have called him Bob or Tom or George..."
"Those are all silly names"
"And Beowulf isn't?"
"You're a wolf and I'm a beau, so it only makes sense!"

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:08:26 2015 No.13487352

>>13486542
>>13485938
done flying over most of it, except those interlude parts.

All in all a nice read and damn shame you initially deleted it. Can't really say much on how the writing got better, except that your current stuff fells 'easier' and less tiresome to read. And go kill yourself I guess?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:08:58 2015 No.13487353 So, how long ago did we find out we were getting more SlapStickStrike monster girls? I totally missed hearing of this one. http://exhentai.org/g/814588/ef1cb04a97/

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:09:34 2015 No.13487356

>>13487351

Stomping her feet Jane looked around the hilly country and toward the woods uphill.
"We should probably go up there. Find some firewood, get a fire going"
"How are we supposed to light a fire?"
"What do you mean? You're a Dragon!"
"Wurms can't breathe fire Jane"
"I hate you so much Ginny"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was born like this!"
That was certainly true, but admitting that would mean conceding defeat, so the Werewolf remained quiet.
"It's decided! I'm going to go gather some firewood. You can come with me if you want, or you can stay here with Beowulf and hope he comes to life and keeps you warm"
"That would be sooo~ coool~!"
Jane stomped away while Ginny looked adoringly at the snowman.
"Good riddance..." Jane mumbled.
The frozen forest didn't have much in the ways of readily available firewood, and everything she could find would be either frozen solid or just wet. Jane knew this from the beginning, but she had to get moving to keep herself warm.
And then without any warning the snow flew up in the air and something big and fluffy enveloped her before she even had time to scream.

>>13487352
This was the last thing I had anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:09:44 2015 No.13487357 >>13487344 No, often times they're covered in mucous a and slime, so you need to bur them for a long time, not even good for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:10:44 2015 No.13487363 >>13487357 *burn

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:10:46 2015 No.13487364

>>13487319
It was longer than it needed to be. You could have easily started at the part where the lift catches up with the kids when they try to glide ahead without loosing out on anything besides some banter that's about as interesting as, well, any banter during regular elevator rides.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:10:59 2015 No.13487367 >>13487241 >>13487258 >>13487330 Monstergirl shortstacks are love. >>13487347 Hey c'mon anon it's not that bad. The nose is a little off putting but it's not a deal breaker.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:11:59 2015 No.13487373 >>13487364 That's like telling Tarantino to cut out the bit about hamburgers in Pulp Fiction, or the bit about tipping waiters in Reservoir Dogs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:14:27 2015 No.13487387 >>13487344 They really are. Though I'm not exactly against the rapemonster variety either. Guess the juxtaposition between the appearance and behavior in the former's case is more enticing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:15:15 2015 No.13487392 File: 507 KB, 832x1200, Will.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would Will-o-The-Wisp allow you to take bathroom breaks?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:15:39 2015 No.13487393 >>13487373 Then I can't help you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:16:36 2015 No.13487401 >>13487393 Didn't mean to come off like I was rejecting your criticism or anything. Just doesn't feel natural to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:16:49 2015 No.13487402 >>13487392 Souls don't poop.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:17:01 2015 No.13487403 >>13487392 But Anon, she is the toilet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:17:31 2015 No.13487404 >>13487402 That you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:19:01 2015 No.13487410 >>13487402 Souls don't cum either, so how does she rape you? >inb4 she eats your soul for spirit energy >inb4 she gets villanized by the thread

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:19:08 2015 No.13487413

>>13487401
Keep in mind that you're not working in the same media here. You've got nothing but text to work with when you're writing, that changes the dynamic up.

Also keep in mind that you aren't Tarantino. Just because someone else can do something and make it work doesn't mean you can. It's not just a matter of skill, but application as well. Mull it over some.

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:19:13 2015 No.13487414

>>13487387
Gap moe is amazing. Just earlier today I fapped like crazy to one of the new Precures being a prostitute.

I'm not really into rapemonster abominations, though. They're sexy and all, and the fearboner gets even harder when she's actually dangerous, but I'm just a huge vanilla waifufag. I want to marry my abomination and have horrifying daughters with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:19:41 2015 No.13487416 >>13487404 Curse you, tainted toilet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:19:42 2015 No.13487418 File: 73 KB, 1024x576, Brook.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487402 That doesn't cover the part where you're still living. Besides if this guy can poop I can't assume I won't poop as a soul either.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:20:44 2015 No.13487422 >>13487324 I want to lick the front of her cute teeth.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:20:45 2015 No.13487423 >>13487413 My ego isn't so big I would ACTUALLY think I'm that good. I tried to make light of it. Sorry. >>13487418 Brook can do a lot of things. Too bad boning isn't one of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:21:53 2015 No.13487429 >>13487353 Soon, the plant twins are up next.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:23:36 2015 No.13487437 >>13487416 Shit. Clicked the wrong thing... >>13487416

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:24:53 2015 No.13487440 >>13487437 Anon, are you alright? Do you need my assistance?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:25:04 2015 No.13487441 >>13487392 >That lewd smile >That blush >Those clothes >Long White hair Oh no. Oh no please I can't get another waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:25:08 2015 No.13487442 >>13487422 I want her to tease my dick with her cute teeth.

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:25:15 2015 No.13487444

>>13487401
You would be within your right to do so, after all, I'm just a reader with an opinion. But you should consider what >>13487413 said. Just because it works in a completely different presentation or sounds good in your head, it won't necessarily translate well into text and/or be picked up on by the audience.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:26:28 2015 No.13487450 >>13487440 Nah, I'm stable now. My fault for letting myself get distracted by a sudden cloudburst.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:27:21 2015 No.13487457 >>13487444 I think I'll just fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:27:38 2015 No.13487459 >>13487414 Horradorable daughterus sleeping in your arms, holding on to your hand with their unearthly appendages are great.

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:27:54 2015 No.13487461

>>13487423
No, it didn't sound like you were being egotistical, I just wanted to point out that just because someone else has shown that a thing can be done and well received (in an entirely different format) doesn't mean that you either can or should do said thing too.

I mean, maybe if you got the story read aloud by Sam L. or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:28:22 2015 No.13487463 >>13487441 >multiple waifus >one ofthem is a wisp This will either be the best thing ever or you're gonna be a multiple widower very soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:29:09 2015 No.13487466 >>13487459 Horradorable daughterus sandwiched between their loving mommy and daddy are the best. I wish I could have some.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:29:11 2015 No.13487467 File: 703 KB, 1330x629, 1426795426451.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487441 She's yearning for you anon. >>13487423 YOHOHOHO. But the ladies love the Soul King.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:29:32 2015 No.13487470 >>13487457 I... You know what? That's right, just fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:30:17 2015 No.13487472 Would Willowisps be Haughty Yandere girls? I mean, they'd have that laugh right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:31:28 2015 No.13487476 >>13487472 I think they'd have more of a Tomoko from behind the grave type of laugh.

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:32:37 2015 No.13487480

>>13487392
>"Bath-room? But you'd have to leave... I0-I can't follow?"
>"Of course! I'll just have to be your bathroom, too!"

What MGis the scariest yandere? I think it's a mix between nightmare and doppel. Both could create worlds in which they are every one. Imagine running from a doppel-Ushi-oni, only to stumble into a passing paladin-chan. Who then leers at you with the same expression of the ushi-Oni and rapes you then and there.

The other could ambush you and put you in a perma coma and just live out her life in your dreams, leaving only every now and then to feed and bathe the vegetable you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:32:41 2015 No.13487481 >>13487470 Don't worry, the Alp is extremely sulky, this is totally normal.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:34:07 2015 No.13487484 >>13487472 >Haughty Only around people who aren't their husband. If anything, they'd expect their husband to be just as haughty in regards to their relationship.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:34:53 2015 No.13487486 >>13487480 Doppels aren't that powerful.

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:35:05 2015 No.13487487
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>>13487481
It's just that when you try to make a joke and people assume you're being serious and so full of yourself you think you're a genius, it really says something about the image you're putting out to people, you know? That they would address it in full seriousness is kind of an eye-opener.
Here's an idea! Let's stop circlejerking and instead talk about cows!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:35:20 2015 No.13487488 >>13487484 I want a haughty willowisp, but I'm not haughty myself. But oh well, I'm sure there are other haughty undead girls who'd want a human boy slut like me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:36:48 2015 No.13487493 File: 473 KB, 840x848, Only the dead can understand how it works.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487467 >Competitive sex >With an Oni, a Cheshire Cat, a Hellhound a Holstaurus, and an Arachne My pelvis won't survive this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:37:01 2015 No.13487495 >>13487486 I didn't meant that the world were populated with fake copies, just that as one persona leaves the stage she changes form for you to meet the next.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:37:56 2015 No.13487497 >>13487487 You seem really socially stunted, Alp. Your dialogue is really stilted and 80's teen movie -esque, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:38:39 2015 No.13487498 >>13487497 There it is again. 80's teen movies. I'm certain I've never seen one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:38:59 2015 No.13487501 >>13487487 Too skinny. No tits. Looks like a bitch. 2/10

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:39:51 2015 No.13487504 >>13487501 She's a heifer!

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:40:40 2015 No.13487508

>>13487480
I have to confess the latter is my fetish. Ever since reading that green text about the cyber succubus back on /a/.

Just imagine the worlds she could create for you, the pleasures she could put your body and mind through. She could manifest something abstract like her love and make you feel it and understand it directly, 1 second of orgasm can be made to feel like a thousand years. Just the complete surrender to someone who is basically a loving god. The possibilities, man, the possibilities.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:40:42 2015 No.13487509 >>13487504 For you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:40:48 2015 No.13487510 >>13487487 Imma gonna massage that cow until she turns plump and juicy!

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:41:02 2015 No.13487512

>>13487487
Nobody thought you were seriously implying that you were a Tarantino of monster girl smut, but when you use a poor analogy, people will point out the fault in your reasoning. I have no idea if the "I'll just fuck off" thing was serious or not but as that other anon said, it's a fact that you are sulky.

I wish Alps were real, I could keep one in my basement to rape for occasions like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:41:17 2015 No.13487516 >>13487495 >Both could create worlds in which they are every one Nightmare, maybe, in dreams, doppel, no.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:41:23 2015 No.13487517 >>13487501 >Not realizing the potential charm behind a thin, flat-chested Holst Like a shy pop idol. Or a feminine athlete. Two great tastes that taste great together.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:41:28 2015 No.13487518 >>13487501 She's perfect, ya goof! I love that face. It's like she's both lively and smug.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:42:31 2015 No.13487523 >>13487512 I wish Alps were real so I could have a cute friend I could hang out with, engage in emotional fulfillment together with, and ultimately explore our bodies together.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:42:40 2015 No.13487524 >>13487487 >Small cow I hope she's still growing. 2/10, would not touch. Also, no one was taking that particular bit seriously. It's exactly as >>13487512 said.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:42:44 2015 No.13487525 >>13487512 The Tarantino thing was supposed to be comedic in nature, the fucking off bit is in effect as of now. G'night.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:42:54 2015 No.13487526 >>13487495 But I get ya.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:43:35 2015 No.13487528 >>13487487 You're always a sulky crybaby. Nobody can tell if you're goofing off when there isn't a different baseline to compare it to.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:43:45 2015 No.13487530 >>13487523 HAH! Gayyyyyy!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:44:18 2015 No.13487531 >>13487497 Eh, he made progress on that front. It really shines through in the one he reuploaded to his pastebin today though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:44:32 2015 No.13487535 >>13487523 But you can potentially do that with any girl, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:44:56 2015 No.13487538 >>13487523 >implying you wouldn't be too dense to notice she had alped >implying she wouldn't go yan from the waiting >implying she wouldn't mindbreak you

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:46:00 2015 No.13487544 >>13487535 >Implying I'd have a chance with a girl Alps at least would be socially shunned and awkward too >>13487538 This would be fine too, as long as we could be friends/lovers and hold hands

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:46:16 2015 No.13487545 >>13487531 I haven't read any of his stories lately, I just like to tease him with the 80's teen movie bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:46:33 2015 No.13487546 >>13487538 As long as no horrendously gaped orifices are involved.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:48:00 2015 No.13487553 >>13487535 There are no good girls, anon. They all want money and they all want to play power games. I'd take a human girl in a heartbeat if there was an actually loveable one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:48:43 2015 No.13487555 File: 246 KB, 1338x826, alp anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >He wouldn't a freshly turned Alp who is still unfamiliar with her body

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:49:12 2015 No.13487557 >>13487553 >Alps are the only girls who love you for who you are

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:49:36 2015 No.13487559 >>13487525 Good, run! I hope your dreams will be filled with getting turned into a dragon lady's bitch!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:51:30 2015 No.13487570 >>13487559 Not him, but I want to be a Dragon Girl's bitch! I want to lick her feet clean and make her happy by wearing lots of naked aprons!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:52:25 2015 No.13487577 >>13487546 So it's alright just as long as she uses her tight virgin snatch on you? Even if she's grown to resent and hate you for not noticing her?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:53:05 2015 No.13487579 File: 61 KB, 1111x397, neet dragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487570 Have fun with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:53:52 2015 No.13487583 >>13486962 Human face and mostly humanoid body shape and I'm happy.

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:54:01 2015 No.13487584

>Bloodborne MGs
>That spider lady with the bulging stomach of blood
>A Ghoul/Vampire with a chubby tummy and a stronger thirst for blood than both
>Her saliva is like manticore venom, and just a minute of her molesting your mouth drugs you up enough to make you cum so much you're able to cumflate her belly even more.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:54:51 2015 No.13487587 >>13487518 >smug I'm sick of you fags. >>13487517 Flat is shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:55:25 2015 No.13487589 >>13487577 >hateful yandere >not batshit with "good" intentions yandere

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:57:35 2015 No.13487597 >>13487577 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:57:35 2015 No.13487598 >>13487589 >good intentions yandere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AGDkHYe22Q

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:58:05 2015 No.13487600
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>>13487587
>Not wanting a flat, sensitive chest
>She arches her back and sticks it out as far as she can during romantic times to make them seem bigger
>Just brushing your hand over them makes her yelp

Flat is love.

Anonymous Thu May 14 15:58:07 2015 No.13487601
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>>13487579
>Tall chubby dragon who just wants to cuddle and play vidya
I see nothing wrong with this.
>>13487584
>Yharnam monstergirls
>Ever
The Demon lord isn't having any of the Great Ones' shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:59:24 2015 No.13487606 >>13487601 Please. Only mrs. Skincloak isn't viable. The rest can easily be turned into QTs

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:59:39 2015 No.13487608 >>13487589 How about an unconfident yandere, who thinks her love is being stolen away and brutally rapes him?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 15:59:54 2015 No.13487610 >>13487555 Right in her Alp-le bottom.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:01:08 2015 No.13487615 >>13487570 Enjoy our collar and big meaty soles.

Anonymous Thu May 14 16:02:21 2015 No.13487619

>>13487608
Those are delicious as well. They come in two good flavors. The romantic kind who believes she's justified in the end. And the one who puts her love on a pedestal so she has to do heavy mental gymnastics or is dying on the inside that she's raping the one she loves.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:03:09 2015 No.13487621 File: 2.66 MB, 2480x3508, jabewok3 hr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487615 You better believe I'll gladly enjoy both of those things

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:03:25 2015 No.13487622 File: 115 KB, 574x625, 1413122141306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487600 A. SHIT.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:04:58 2015 No.13487629 >>13487621 How would you feel if she liked to use her other tongues to tease the ins and outs of your ears at random times?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:05:10 2015 No.13487632 >>13487610 >>13487555 >her

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:06:27 2015 No.13487638 >>13487632 Definitely not a He anymore. With the vagina and all.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:07:06 2015 No.13487641 File: 263 KB, 561x1000, akaname.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487622 LOVE, YOU FAT SLUT

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:07:15 2015 No.13487644 >>13487619 I prefer the kind who freaks out after raping him and locks herself away to repent, only for him to to come get her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:07:35 2015 No.13487647 >>13487621 Yeah? Well enjoy having her paraded you around her lair in only said collar.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:08:25 2015 No.13487652 >>13487622 >Not liking big tits and flat chests PLEB.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:09:12 2015 No.13487654 File: 66 KB, 1234x294, hellhound love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it possible to find true love after being a victim of proactive dating?

Anonymous Thu May 14 16:09:46 2015 No.13487656

I think the sheer absurdity of stuff Monstergirls would introduce to the concept of sex if they were real would probably make me go "what the shit?" more than it'd make me want to jump right into it all.

Them monster ladies be a crazy bunch, I'll just watch from a safe distance.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:10:05 2015 No.13487658 >>13487641 Fuck off Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:10:44 2015 No.13487663 >>13487638 Sure trannyfucker whatever you say. Enjoy your dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:10:58 2015 No.13487665 >>13487654 That's how proactive dating dating works way more often then not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:11:23 2015 No.13487669 >>13487652 >being an indecisive faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:11:52 2015 No.13487671 >>13487663 It begins again

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:11:55 2015 No.13487672 >>13487663 >uses tranny logic >calls others trannyfucker

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:12:20 2015 No.13487674 File: 182 KB, 816x800, 1431391624263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487663 Notto dissu shittu again

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:12:39 2015 No.13487677 Chubby Kikimorra Maids and Muscled Dullahan Bodyguards

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:13:38 2015 No.13487680 >>13487671 >>13487672 >>13487674 Report and ignore idiots.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:13:39 2015 No.13487682 >>13487669 He's right though. It's like disliking another good flavor of icecream because that one isn't your favorite.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:14:09 2015 No.13487686 >>13487672 stop responding

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:14:09 2015 No.13487687 File: 58 KB, 616x876, 1424692998501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487674 Don't you start.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:15:17 2015 No.13487690 >>13487677 Diligent Giant Ant maids.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:15:56 2015 No.13487695 >>13487672 I'm not the one who lusts after man women. Which is what alps are.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:15:57 2015 No.13487696 >>13487654 Shit that's cute >>13487669 I'm not saying I want both, I'm saying I'm good with both.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:17:11 2015 No.13487705 >>13487654 Of course, that's the point of proactive dating.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:17:32 2015 No.13487706 >>13487687 Don't start you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:17:44 2015 No.13487708 >>13487690 Bumbling P'Orc Henchmen of every type?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:18:19 2015 No.13487709 >>13487706 You start don't.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:18:21 2015 No.13487710 >>13487706 You, start, don't.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:19:24 2015 No.13487714 >>13487709 >>13487710 Well shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:19:25 2015 No.13487715 >>13487705 Rape, it's rape. I'm done with this meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:19:41 2015 No.13487716 >>13487710 Chaika pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:20:07 2015 No.13487723 >>13487706 You start don't.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:20:42 2015 No.13487725 >>13487715 We've been using that term since the /a/ days whether you like it or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:21:12 2015 No.13487729 >>13487708 Competent Kunoichi underlings of uniform appearance.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:21:26 2015 No.13487731 >>13487715 You can't rape sluts.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:22:02 2015 No.13487736 File: 603 KB, 990x1400, 1429280981074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tubby wubby onis!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:23:33 2015 No.13487742 File: 2.08 MB, 1200x1703, Serpents.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487715 *That's the point of the rape And it comes from this glorious caption you no-fun big baby.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:24:50 2015 No.13487748 >>13487725 >>13487725 And I don't give shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:25:15 2015 No.13487750 >>13487748 >>13487748 >>13487748 FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:25:30 2015 No.13487752 >>13487748 We also don't give a shit about your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:26:03 2015 No.13487755 >>13487742 >he doesn't want to use memes >he's a baby! Ebin

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:26:39 2015 No.13487760 >>13487742 Genki brown bobcut Lamia is the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:27:44 2015 No.13487765 >>13487755 Are you the same guy that complains about the Sadpanda links.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:28:09 2015 No.13487770 >>13487729 Average goblin subordinates who are fit but not extrodinarily so

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:28:16 2015 No.13487771 >>13487752 Rape everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:28:43 2015 No.13487774 >>13487755 It's basically jargon, way less prevalent, much less invasive and obnoxious than the meme you just posted. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:28:52 2015 No.13487775 >>13487760 She needs to lay off the caffeine. For the sake of that guy's pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:29:59 2015 No.13487781 >>13487765 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:30:17 2015 No.13487782 >>13487706 Don't you, forget about me. Don't Don't Don't

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:30:21 2015 No.13487783 >>13487760 >Not the ara ara They're all best

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:30:41 2015 No.13487785 >>13487765 We ended up teaching him how to use sadpanda actually

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:30:48 2015 No.13487788 >>13487736 She gonna get her belly groped

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:30:59 2015 No.13487789 >>13487774 See>>13487781

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:32:06 2015 No.13487796 >>13487770 Slobby Ogre bruisers in various states of undress.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:32:45 2015 No.13487801 >>13487789 Did you link the wrong post?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:33:35 2015 No.13487806 >>13487750 I don't consent, making it rape.

Anonymous Thu May 14 16:35:27 2015 No.13487817
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>>13485513

>TFW be pugilist in the arena of a certain donut-steel Lilim's kingdom
>Convinced her to let it stand on basis of "sharing culture" with MGs who want to learn to fight outside of just using their brute strength and swinging like Superman vs a competent fighter
>Your opponent/student of the day is a stocky Minotaur that easily dwarfs you
>She's built like a goddamned barn, and you can see the rivulets of sweat trailing down her abdomen in the heat of the desert sun
>You both strap on the training caestus and square off
>She's not as fast as you are, but you feel like one placed punch from her would leave you a little more than brain addled
>Start using footwork against her, she's getting angrier and sweatier
>Thank God she's at least wearing a top, given her breast's erratic movements. She starts moo'ing angrily as you continue to dodge and score points on her
>There's a larger trail of seemingly sweat going down her inner thigh, distracting you as you go for a grapple and use her momentum against her
>Just as she's flying over you, you catch a few of her rosy red and engorged vulva beneath her loin cloth, the palpable heat smacking into you
>It doesn't dawn on you just how big of a mistake you just made was
>She gets back up, her eyes shifting into a full red
>Tackles you to the floor, pinning you down with her arms. The other students are jeering and laughing when you ask them to help you
>Some tarty Succubus slut says "Ride him, cow girl!"
>She does just that, impaling herself on your dick. She's so hot you can imagine your dick is gonna get burned from her estrus
>[HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE] as she snu-snus you long and hard
>Can't teach for the next few weeks due to how badly bruised your pelvis is
>The Lilim sniggers at you when she sees your bowlegged gait

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:35:32 2015 No.13487818 >>13487796 Genki Shortstack werewolf warriors dressed inappropriately for battle

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:36:27 2015 No.13487825 Kejourou with drill hair

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:36:46 2015 No.13487827 >>13487806 Yes, and...? They're not mutually exclusive terms.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:37:26 2015 No.13487830 >>13487825 Nice desu ne~

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:37:46 2015 No.13487831 >>13487825 I want to cum in her drills.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:40:17 2015 No.13487843 >>13487827 And fuck your memes, was this not clear?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:40:46 2015 No.13487847 >>13487817 >a certain donut-steel Lilim Ah damn, did someone else come up with a similar concept? Tell me about this Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:41:12 2015 No.13487850 File: 40 KB, 300x681, 1415986252136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487843 Calm down Raiden, have a fresh meme on me, that'll cool your nerves

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:41:51 2015 No.13487853 >>13487817 This makes my pee-pee hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:42:16 2015 No.13487855 >>13487843 No, because you made a non-sequitur statement. In that case. Yeah. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:43:06 2015 No.13487859 >>13487855 Make me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:43:29 2015 No.13487860 >>13487818 Morose Mantis infiltrators not dressed, for battle or otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:47:15 2015 No.13487869 >>13487825 Kejorou bald.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:48:41 2015 No.13487878 >>13487869 So an old woman with nice skin?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:49:50 2015 No.13487883 >>13487860 Energetic Cheshire Kittens in frilly bows

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:49:55 2015 No.13487884 >>13487869 There was an Kejorou in Pretty Human. I don't remember if she actually had cancer though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:49:55 2015 No.13487885 >>13487825 Kejourou with the biggest pompadour known to man or monster.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:50:05 2015 No.13487888 >>13487825 >Kejourou with drill hair >She can actually use it to bore holes through solid steel Bayonetta meets Getter Robo/Gurren Lagann?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:50:26 2015 No.13487889 >>13487878 Only old people can be bald? Anon pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:51:03 2015 No.13487891 >>13487817 Should have ended with him winning the par then getting raped by her anyways. Though maybe that would work better with a lizard or salamander.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:51:55 2015 No.13487895 >>13487888 There's also Millia from Guilty Gear.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:53:10 2015 No.13487899 >>13487891 Spar* Alternatively, him winning by sticking his dick in her and using it for leverage.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:53:20 2015 No.13487900 >>13487889 Well, no, but she looks older in her profile picture. I think. Maybe I warped it in my mind, since she is portrayed that way when mentioned. Fuck, man, I'm only 23 and I'm losing my hair. Don't remind me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:55:20 2015 No.13487911 >>13487785 Unrelated anon here, do any of you guys know how to get sadpanda links to work on a tablet? The usual sign in/cookie shit isn't working

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:57:24 2015 No.13487919 >>13487895 We need a drawing of various MGs laughing at this girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:59:14 2015 No.13487929 >>13487900 Shave your head, better than being a bald spot/comb over loser.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 16:59:20 2015 No.13487930 >>13487883 Clingy Tentacles in floral patterned sundresses.

Anonymous Thu May 14 16:59:36 2015 No.13487934

>>13487900
Minoxidil, Propecia. Drop Minoxidil once you've got your hair back and stick with Propecia afterwards. Massage your scalp in the showers. Drop brushes in favor of combs.

Take both with zinc. That will stop any possible side effects from happening. It's really not something you need to worry about but zinc is good to take on its own anyway and is back up if you're paranoid or believe /fit/ shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:00:23 2015 No.13487942 >>13487888 My thoughts went to that old drill GBA game first, before TTGL. Man that was fun >tfw you'll never be a diamond thief with a drill haired Kejourou

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:02:09 2015 No.13487950 >>13487900 I started losing mine at 19 I just shaved my head, it looks fine since I'm fuckhuge and bearmode and covered in facial hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:03:08 2015 No.13487956 >>13487900 >spoiler How often do you wear hats? Cause wearing hats too much speeds up the process

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:03:48 2015 No.13487960 >>13487930 Sapphire Slimes sliding through sluices.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:05:23 2015 No.13487973 >>13487960 Tall, slutty glacies that melt in the spring These are a few of my favorite things

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:06:09 2015 No.13487974 File: 545 KB, 600x675, 14537423523432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13487392 Eternity Anon, that means all the time. Forever and ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:06:26 2015 No.13487976 >>13487960 Indignant Elves in chains and rags, two for a dollar

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:06:44 2015 No.13487977 >>13487973 >melt in the spring You monster.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:06:50 2015 No.13487979 >>13487885 Kejourou with a ponytail that she uses like a whip Shantae-style.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:07:39 2015 No.13487985 >>13486099 Really? I think they're at least trying to stay true to the original art style here. What' strong with it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:08:07 2015 No.13487989 >>13487850 Quite the slick memester we have here.

Anonymous Thu May 14 17:08:30 2015 No.13487991

>>13487934
Oh, hey. Thanks friend. I'll check that stuff out. I had just resigned myself to shaving my head once it got really noticeable like the others mentioned.

>>13487956
Never. Legitimately, I can't remember the last time I wore one, even for a short time. Maybe when I was in high school.

>>13487973
>Melt in the spring
But why would you want that? You're a monster.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:10:14 2015 No.13488001 >>13487976 I have five dollars.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:10:22 2015 No.13488002 >>13487960 Grumpy Gnomes growing mold.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:10:56 2015 No.13488006 >>13487977 >>13487991 I-It's a song...I'm sorry.

Anonymous Thu May 14 17:12:34 2015 No.13488012

>>13487991
>Never. Legitimately, I can't remember the last time I wore one, even for a short time. Maybe when I was in high school.
Good. A lot of guys make the mistake of trying to hide it all with a hat, essentially shooting themselves in the foot.

Though I wonder what MGs would prefer bald men. My money is on onis and minotaurs and other /fit/ MGs

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:12:41 2015 No.13488013 >>13488006 Oh. I recognized the second line, but I didn't put the two together and thought you were just being cruel to the poor ice princesses.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:14:15 2015 No.13488017 >>13488013 That whole chain of posts just reminded me of the song a lot. I kept hearing those two lines echo in my head after reading each post.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:16:47 2015 No.13488026 >>13488001 Here are ten elves, waifish in figure an untouched. That leaves me with four more before moving on to the snow goblins

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:17:01 2015 No.13488027 >>13488006 At least you referenced something recognizable. Most of the time when I make song references it falls on deaf ears >captcha, a cup of coffee isn't ice cream, what are you smoking?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:19:04 2015 No.13488031 >>13488026 Hmmm. I have a set of stock rims from a pickup truck I'd be willing to barter for them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:19:32 2015 No.13488032 >>13486948 I like that outfit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:20:32 2015 No.13488035 >>13486957 >You will never drink wine from an Anubis' toned navel Suffering.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:20:36 2015 No.13488037 >>13487977 >>13487991 It's okay, she just turns into a cold slimegirl. Come autumn, she'll be perfectly solid yet again.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:21:14 2015 No.13488039 >>13488031 What condition are the rims in? I can give you the rest and a few fairies if they are good

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:22:18 2015 No.13488047 >>13488035 What the fuck does wine and abs have to do with each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:23:24 2015 No.13488050 >>13487105 What, implying Succusluttery is somehow contagious? >>13487106 Not sure I'd call that rape. Especially by MGQ's standards.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:23:49 2015 No.13488051 File: 243 KB, 650x800, 1395688045112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rare grape-flavored Slime! The bid starts at 10 000!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:24:03 2015 No.13488052 >>13488047 Wine makes the abs more lickable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:24:12 2015 No.13488053 >>13487974 I wouldn't mind protecting that depraved smile. ...assuming she'd let me in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:24:21 2015 No.13488054 >>13484980 How do you spell P-a-s-s-c-h-e-n-d-a-e-l-e?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:24:37 2015 No.13488055 >>13487160 >Eroico Fun game. Hard as all hell.

Anonymous Thu May 14 17:25:34 2015 No.13488058

>>13488035
>You will never make her orgasm from navalingus, then follow it up by eating her out while she wraps her legs around your head and pushes your face into her peach with those paws

I shouldn't come to these threads immediately after seeing Kiss X Sis.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:27:08 2015 No.13488064 >>13487331 >Wurm bathed in Old Man jizz I don't like this thought, make it go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:27:40 2015 No.13488066 >>13488039 They're almost brand new

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:29:26 2015 No.13488073 >>13488052 But where the fuck does that idea come from

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:29:27 2015 No.13488074 >>13485239 >SHE wants to gloat? Lelnecrobump Hate to break it to you hoss but people don't find gloating douchebags attractive

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:30:20 2015 No.13488079 >>13488058 Approval anon. Very much approval.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:32:47 2015 No.13488085 File: 2.15 MB, 1400x990, SuccuWine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488073 People like alcohol, People like licking the waifu all over. It makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:33:56 2015 No.13488091 >>13488085 Well, at least she's not making me lick it off the skull, that would be kind of creepy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:35:21 2015 No.13488095 >>13488066 Good enough, four elves and two fairies coming your way.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:37:03 2015 No.13488100 File: 79 KB, 850x708, Dorothy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/WLKKyRYb I apologize for nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:37:28 2015 No.13488103 >>13488051 You trying to sell me a dark slime good sir?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:38:56 2015 No.13488106 >>13488100 >Bullying Into the trash

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:39:04 2015 No.13488108 >>13488100 What does Dorothy have to do with anything?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:39:47 2015 No.13488110 >>13488108 She's technically a Golem

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:40:46 2015 No.13488114 >>13488110 Ah.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:41:02 2015 No.13488115 >>13488103 I... Uh... Well...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:41:32 2015 No.13488117 >>13488108 She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:41:42 2015 No.13488119 >>13488079 Just wait until she starts spiraling her claws through your hair, and titilating your ears with fur of her paws. If you're not melting her mind too much, she might even have the sense to rub your back with her feet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:43:20 2015 No.13488125 File: 271 KB, 400x1600, ;_;.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488117 Her counterpart in Tiger & Bunny was cute too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:44:23 2015 No.13488127 >>13488106 >Not bullying the Alps

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:45:02 2015 No.13488132 >>13488100 >Be sure to rub it in that she's really just a tart by talking with her parents. Fathers of Alps love to call their former sons "peter puffers" or "fairies" when their wives aren't around. Heeheehee.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:45:23 2015 No.13488134 >>13488119 That sounds absolutely heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:45:44 2015 No.13488135 >>13488127 >having anything to do with alps

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:45:48 2015 No.13488136 File: 148 KB, 211x486, 9-Miros.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] does this semen demon count as a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:45:57 2015 No.13488137 >>13488127 >Bullying anyone If I don't care about something I just ignore it.

Anonymous Thu May 14 17:47:15 2015 No.13488143

So /mgt/, lets say you have an MG of your choosing bully you.

Now now, hold on just a sec; for some reason or another, she decides to stop, and actually persues a normal relationship with you.

So the question is, what would your relationship dynamic be? Would you try to be equal, let her fall into old habits, or perhaps, turn the tables on her? Maybe decide what she wears, who she looks at, when she's allowed to talk, that whole jazz.

If it's down to me, she's under my thumb

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:49:07 2015 No.13488149 >>13488115 Come on, don't try and swindle folks. You don't want to end up like that guy selling minotaurs and saying they were holsts do you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:49:10 2015 No.13488151 >>13488143 I wouldn't be in a relationship with someone that was bullying me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:49:43 2015 No.13488156 >>13488143 Try to be equal, but tease her about how she used to bully me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:50:07 2015 No.13488157 >>13488143 I want to be happy with her. So more or less equal. I would still let her bully me in bed.

Anonymous Thu May 14 17:50:29 2015 No.13488158

>>13488134
It's not heaven until your tongue against her pearl drives her to orgasm, catching her like a tidal wave of sensation. She'll cling to your head like a life preserver, eyes clenched shut and gasping her love for your as bliss turns her body to jelly.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:50:31 2015 No.13488159 >>13488143 >Being bullied in the first place What are you a manlet?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:50:33 2015 No.13488160 >>13488135 Alps are still more tolerable than Cait Sith

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:51:09 2015 No.13488164 >>13488158 Much Approval.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:51:22 2015 No.13488165 >>13488143 If it's like that Minotaur lactation thing from earlier, I'd love to be bullied.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:51:49 2015 No.13488167 >>13488160 I want to cuddle Chubby Alp Senpai!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:53:01 2015 No.13488174 Did something happen to /v/? I'm getting a trojan alert just by visiting the page and I can't see any threads for some reason. Sorry about the unrelated question.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:53:24 2015 No.13488175 >>13488160 They're both shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:53:53 2015 No.13488177 >>13488159 manlets are usually the ones who do the bullying to compensate for their size.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:53:55 2015 No.13488178 >>13488174 >Going to /v/ in the first place

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:54:48 2015 No.13488180 >>13488159 Compared to her? Probably. But now she's just the sweetest pet in the world

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:55:58 2015 No.13488185 >>13488177 I wouldn't know, manlets can only bully other manlets, often in the company of others.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:56:15 2015 No.13488187 >>13488167 I want to fondle Chubby Alp Senpai!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:56:20 2015 No.13488189 >>13488178 I know, I know. I'm just wondering because shit glitched out for some reason. My antivirus is picking up on something and I just wanted to know if it's happening to someone else.

Anonymous Thu May 14 17:56:57 2015 No.13488190

>>13488165

>You will never be forced to go parched from Minotaur milk as she does squats with her bare pussy inches from your face
>Every time she goes ass to grass, she tells you any funny business will result in no more milk for the day
>Can't hold it in, get a lick of the tender rose
>Have to drink Mom's milk, have to put forth effort to not show displeasure to her
>Cry

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:57:27 2015 No.13488193 File: 722 KB, 962x971, 1431640647939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488174 >>13488189 I just checked, I don't know what your talking about m8 It seems fine to me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:57:48 2015 No.13488195 >>13488177 What about the manlets that don't bully others and just want to chill?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:58:03 2015 No.13488196 >>13488187 I want to impregnate Chubby Alp Senpai!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:58:11 2015 No.13488197 >>13487304 Those girls are probably not in the job for too long. They likely are fairly cheap but will stick around a man they like. Yet another way to find a husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:58:12 2015 No.13488198 >>13488185 Napoleon says otherwise. And based Putin if you consider him a bully anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:58:18 2015 No.13488199 >>13488187 I want to blow raspberries and lick Chubby Alp Senpai's chubby belly!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:00:07 2015 No.13488208 File: 140 KB, 404x600, Orc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488143 Seeing how it's kind of her schtick, I go into maximum overbully.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:00:08 2015 No.13488209 >>13488159 When your waifu is 2.5m tall everyone is a manlet

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:01:06 2015 No.13488215 >>13488193 What the fuck am I looking at?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:02:06 2015 No.13488218 >>13488209 In American numbers please.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:03:22 2015 No.13488223 >>13488215 what happens when you get G rank in Monsterhunter of course

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:03:40 2015 No.13488225 >>13488190 >Holst motheru and Minotaur bully will never go yandere for you and compete for your affections

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:03:59 2015 No.13488226 >>13488218 A meter is roughly equal to a yard, give or take a few inches. She'd be over 6 feet, reaching about 7 to 8. Did they not teach you that in school, anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:05:04 2015 No.13488230 >>13488198 >napoleon Lke I said, in the company of others. >Putin Bullies can't be BASED. Putin is BASED, therefore Putin cannot be a bully.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:06:07 2015 No.13488235 >>13488226 >Did they not teach you that in school, anon? No.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:06:08 2015 No.13488236 >>13488218 About 50 hamburgers

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:06:37 2015 No.13488237 >>13488225 >TFW your pettanko Holstaur oneechan sees Mama and the Minotaur drowning you in milk >The next day she's chugging gallons of Mama's milk >Gets angry when you leer at her

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:07:51 2015 No.13488241 >>13488235 I would recommend if you do somehow have daughterus to not enroll them in your old district

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:08:07 2015 No.13488243 >>13488218 About 93 inches, give or take. So Seven foot 9 inches

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:08:16 2015 No.13488244 >>13488226 Actually it's closer to eight and a quarter, just at the bottom of giantess territory.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:08:48 2015 No.13488245 >>13488237 I liked it better when the Holstaur mama never had kids at all, aside from her adoptive son of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:10:04 2015 No.13488248 >>13488244 Close enough given my rough estimate

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:10:20 2015 No.13488249 >>13488243 250cm/2.54/12 is a hair less than 8' 3".

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:10:56 2015 No.13488251 File: 181 KB, 378x381, Rape_face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488225 >implying mom will ever let her little boy go back to that mino-skank after he milk-cucked her

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:11:24 2015 No.13488252 >>13488243 How excessive.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:12:57 2015 No.13488255 >>13488252 That's only 2 inches below the manlet cut-off zone.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:15:02 2015 No.13488262 >>13488248 Most people know that 180cm is around 6ft so a 40'ish percent increase will always knock you above 8ft.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:15:31 2015 No.13488264 People who would milk-cuck their own mother are the devil.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:15:37 2015 No.13488265 >>13488255 Shut up Manlet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:18:19 2015 No.13488277 >>13488264 Maybe their adoptive mother should be more creative with the way they use their milk instead of relegating it to bottles.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:20:26 2015 No.13488286 How would Holstaur milk differ from Minotaur milk? Is one creamier and relaxing while the other is nuttier and slightly savory?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:21:55 2015 No.13488294 >>13488286 Hard to say, though there would be a lot of variables and nuances in flavor and texture due to diet and exercise

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:22:38 2015 No.13488296 >>13488286 Sure why not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:24:55 2015 No.13488302 >>13488277 Oh, so now it's his mother's fault his son lets himself get bullied by bull bullies.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:26:47 2015 No.13488310 >>13488277 Well, there's always the old fashioned way.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:32:46 2015 No.13488325 >>13488286 Doesn't matter, since milk in general is tasteless and boring. Mixed with coffee all the way.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:33:03 2015 No.13488327 Would Alps lactate? What about Chubby Alp Senpai, can I make her lactate? Breast Suckling is the swellest

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:35:10 2015 No.13488331 >>13488325 I used to think so too until I switched to whole milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:36:02 2015 No.13488334 >>13488331 I did too and it tasted like water.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:36:26 2015 No.13488338 File: 90 KB, 1226x636, Milky Apophis Babysitter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488325 Cafe au lait? >>13488327 Any monster could probably gain the Holstaurs miraculous lactation ability.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:39:43 2015 No.13488356 >>13488338 >Someone screencapped some greentext I did Neato.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:39:50 2015 No.13488357 >>13488334 The whole milk? That's weird. It's actually kind of sweet and there's a lot of cream in it so it has some flavor at least. That's why anyone ever adds milk to things in the first place, because of the cream and whole milk has a lot of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:40:45 2015 No.13488361 >>13488356 It was pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:46:13 2015 No.13488390 >>13487584 >>That spider lady with the bulging stomach of blood Anon, those were fleas. Would you a flea girl?

Anonymous Thu May 14 18:46:19 2015 No.13488392

>>13488286

It's like the difference between almond milk and french vanilla

>>13488251

My shitty dialogue senses are tingling, incoming

>Anon, what's that on the corner of your mouth?
>Stop fidgeting, let me see.
>Oho... It's milk, and judging by the look of it not fresh.
>I know I raised you better than that, you have to get every. last. drop.
>Mm? This isn't mine!
>Tsk tsk, Anon. You break your mother's heart
>I'm going to have to... re-educate you
>No no, don't struggle, i'm still stronger than you
>Aha~ Your face is all red! What? Think this old hefer is too old to be giving her boy milk?
>I'm not out to pasture yet, Son
>Just sit back and relax, I promise to only bruise your pelvis a little bit
>Or perhaps... i'll just drown you in milk, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
>To have my freshly squeezed milk being forced into your mouth?
>I've read the magazines you have between your mattresses. You get off to this sort of play, you perverted little son of mine~
>Don't worry, Mama's going to love you lots~
>Now, do as you're told and...
>Touch the cow

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:48:45 2015 No.13488405 File: 552 KB, 227x165, 1431641757450.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488392 >that greentext

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:48:51 2015 No.13488406 >>13488143 I'd make her learn how to play some smooth marimba https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qdJvgS4CRpI

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:52:15 2015 No.13488423 >>13488143 I'd go along with a normal relationship but be resentful and be reluctant to look her in the eyes. I'm petty like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:54:05 2015 No.13488431 >>13488327 >milking an alp >especially a stage 2 alp Oh jeez.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:54:14 2015 No.13488433 >>13488327 I wouldn't be surprised if succubi, and thus alps as well, can lactate something full of aphrodisiacs any time they want

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:55:01 2015 No.13488436 >>13488143 No, she can fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:55:43 2015 No.13488437 >>13488433 Alraunes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:57:38 2015 No.13488441 >>13488433 >>13488437 Alraune nectar is possibly the best excretion. I love how on the cover of the MGE-1, when every other girl is covered in jizz, the Alraune is soaked in her own nectar.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:57:59 2015 No.13488446 >>13488334 >>13488331 >>13488325 >>13488286 I get milk from a nearby farmstore. It's delicious. If you think milk tastes watery then you aren't drinking proper milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 18:58:07 2015 No.13488447 File: 31 KB, 720x480, 1418678169417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488392 Well, it's not like I didn't ask for this... Milky threesome with Holst-mom & Mino-bully as they fight over you soon?

Anonymous Thu May 14 18:58:28 2015 No.13488451

>>13488431
>Watching her fidget and whine as her breasts swell with magic
>Waitong for her to come to you, full, milky breasts straining, and staining, her T-shirt as she begs you for assistance
>Milking her as she Meeks with pleasure at your touch, getting nice and ready for her to repay the favor

Anonymous Thu May 14 18:58:31 2015 No.13488452

>>13488100
> There have been known cases of Succubi or Lilim forcibly injecting Mana into human males while using their deviant slut magic to fill their head with licentious thoughts such as 'Wouldn't it be nice if you could marry your childhood friend' or 'How about a way to get into the girl's locker room without getting caught, free of charge?',

EVIL

THAT'S FUCKING EVIL

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:01:00 2015 No.13488461 >>13488436 C'mon anon, are you gonna break another little piece of her heart now?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:01:10 2015 No.13488462 >>13488446 What? Milk wasn't supposed to taste watery? All the non-motherly milk I've tasted felt watery.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:01:27 2015 No.13488463 >>13488447 Ask the guy who started the whole thing. I'm just a faggot that exaggerates yandere dialogue at every opportunity I get.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:01:47 2015 No.13488464 >>13488452 Monster are evil. In other news: Scientists have indeed confirmed that water is wet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:02:52 2015 No.13488469 >>13488461 Whatever needs to be done to get her out of my live, I will do.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:03:33 2015 No.13488471 File: 18 KB, 300x265, 1430007075935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488463 > exaggerates yandere dialogue at every opportunity I get. doing gods work anon keep it up

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:04:43 2015 No.13488474 >>13488469 Well you can't always get what you want, anon. But if you try sometime, you might find you get what you need.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:04:47 2015 No.13488475 >>13488469 >*life

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:04:58 2015 No.13488477 >>13488471 I'm the same faggot that did that stupidly contrived Will-o'-the-Wisp shit too. God i'm such a whore for attention, kya~

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:06:19 2015 No.13488479 >>13488474 >Well you can't always get what you want Now that's just the beta in you talking.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:06:24 2015 No.13488480 >>13488463 So you're the yandere pusher that's been around lately How's it going?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:06:51 2015 No.13488483 >>13488451 >What are you doing, Anon?! Stop sqeezing my breasts like that, I'm not a cooooooooooooooooooo- >15 minutes later >Uuu.. This is wrong, where did I get enough to fill a whole bucket...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:07:35 2015 No.13488485 >>13488452 It doesn't work anyway in KC lore anyway. You are either gay or bi and even then (as bi) you can resist it if you are in love with an MG. But since no one follows KC lore anyway, good luck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:07:45 2015 No.13488486 >>13488480 Suffering from writer's block, got nothing better to do. I'm not necessarily pushing yandere so much as i'm applying silly cliches to dialogue out of boredom

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:07:49 2015 No.13488487 >>13488327 Disgusting.

Anonymous Thu May 14 19:08:05 2015 No.13488488
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>>13488471
I did the first mino and yandere momdom greentext. I usually only write when my boner commands me to do so. This threesome thing sound pretty good so I might give it a shot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:08:55 2015 No.13488490 >>13488479 What can I say, anon? I can't get no satisfaction

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:09:42 2015 No.13488492 Murchez here. I'll finish that story some day. Got a few other things I want to write after I'm done with it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:09:45 2015 No.13488493 >>13488462 Good milk is supposed to taste like milk. It should have the same density as water, but perhaps a tad creamier. I can't really describe the taste, visit some local farm instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:10:35 2015 No.13488496 >>13488488 Wunderbar.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:10:56 2015 No.13488498 File: 223 KB, 539x490, 1429978465781.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488488 >give it shot that just be wonderful

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:11:51 2015 No.13488503 File: 333 KB, 453x695, 1412807691528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488488 Bueno

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:12:02 2015 No.13488505 >>13488493 He'll enjoy being hit on by the Holstaurus living there.

Anonymous Thu May 14 19:15:09 2015 No.13488515

>>13488483
>It keeps happening every day, she returns with her breasts heavy and full of milk
>She makes so much that you joke that she ended up a holstuar
>Make sweets using her own milk and give them back to her without telling her.
Consider doing another favor for that hobo wizard to "increase the dosage"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:17:45 2015 No.13488525 Monstergirls can't catch you if you live in space, right? Even if they did, having sex in space is impossible.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:17:55 2015 No.13488528 >>13488488 Does that have an English translation? Can't find anything myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:19:34 2015 No.13488533 >>13488525 >thinks it impossable if theres a will theres a way and believe you and me a MG would find a way also what is magic?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:22:18 2015 No.13488544 File: 291 KB, 800x800, 134236724834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey pops, got any lasagna?"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:23:09 2015 No.13488547 >>13488525 Just the occasional Wurm chasing a comet. or worm.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:23:31 2015 No.13488548 >>13488544 No but I have frosted flakes They're Gr-r-reat!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:23:54 2015 No.13488550 >>13488533 Dammit. Why are MGs such filthy cheaters?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:25:28 2015 No.13488552 >>13488544 Young lady, there will be NO Garfield references in this house!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:25:57 2015 No.13488555 >>13488544 No Garfield, you can't have lasagna.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:26:21 2015 No.13488556 File: 118 KB, 512x512, 1431092570731.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488550 because your a sore loser now face your punishment like the husband she want and will make you into

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:27:56 2015 No.13488560 >>13488544 Garfield-chan please go

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:29:13 2015 No.13488563 >>13488556 What's that fox going to do with all those condoms? Is she going to blow them up like balloons?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:31:57 2015 No.13488568 >>13488544 Sorry, your sister ate it all while I was out today. Oh, what would your mom say if she saw her now. >Dad, moms only been in Europe a week. I know but still.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:32:17 2015 No.13488570 >>13488563 >that spoiler http://i.imgur.com/tjxr5Zi.png When is KC going to make a clown monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:32:58 2015 No.13488573 >>13488488 .>pegging Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:34:38 2015 No.13488577 >>13488573 It's like 2 panels. Otherwise 7/10.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:36:03 2015 No.13488584 >>13488568 >Europe Oh the jokes I could make.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:38:14 2015 No.13488592 >>13488584 Loli Cheshires dressed as Bobby's?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:38:58 2015 No.13488595 >>13488592 Not quite anon.

Anonymous Thu May 14 19:39:22 2015 No.13488596
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>>13487123
>subject
>Comedy
I still find it hard to believe you guys gave that much of a crap for anything that didn't involve Cowgirl smut, or a man being forcefully dominated while he's trying to watch Johnny Bravo.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:39:28 2015 No.13488597 >>13488573 FUCK. THAT.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:40:28 2015 No.13488599 >>13488597 Meant for >>13488577

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:41:08 2015 No.13488602 >>13488556 But it ain't fair!

Anonymous Thu May 14 19:42:44 2015 No.13488608

>>13488568
>Have you just tried not giving her any honey?
I have dear but she keeps fining it. That and that little tanuki at school is selling her candy I think.
>Well, I can have a talk with her when I get back. Where is Tanya now?
With that dragon friend of hers. I hope that poor ice cream man doesn't come by today. Anyways, how's busting up that Hathorite Cell going?
>Same Ol' same Ol', tracking them too their hole, storming it, the works.
Well, stay safe Natasha
>You too Anon, I've got something special for when I get back

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:43:01 2015 No.13488610 File: 304 KB, 1050x825, 1431307465641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488602 SHUT UP AND ACCEPT THE RAPE!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:43:11 2015 No.13488611 Do we have Genbu, Byakko, Seiryu and Suzaku MGs yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:44:01 2015 No.13488613 >>13488610 Help! I'm being seduced!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:52:19 2015 No.13488636 >>13488610 Please be gentle.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:55:33 2015 No.13488640 File: 14 KB, 184x184, 1431642453261.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488636 no >>13488613 you can't stop it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:56:32 2015 No.13488643 >>13488610 Impossible! We're in space! Monster magic shouldn't work here!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:57:35 2015 No.13488646 File: 343 KB, 900x1150, 1421711278468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488640 10 years in the mofusphere?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 19:59:22 2015 No.13488649 File: 112 KB, 544x572, 1431035087039.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488643 bitch its magic magic works everywhere and on everything

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:02:36 2015 No.13488657 >>13488611 I suppose we could ask 2P anon to recolor the appropriate monster girls I always did want to see how a Ryu would look with blue scales

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:05:29 2015 No.13488663 >>13488646 >10 years in the fluffy molestation ball Anon no, I don't want to be mindbroken.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:07:33 2015 No.13488670 >>13488646 Don't make me burn the fox girl! I'll do it!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:12:06 2015 No.13488679 >>13488649 Fuggin monstergirls man I'm hyperspacing thes fuck outta here. They won't find me in Hoth.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:13:28 2015 No.13488685 File: 132 KB, 484x536, 1429310290270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488679 >trying to escape that's cute....

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:14:18 2015 No.13488688 >>13488649 Fucking smug bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:14:22 2015 No.13488689 >>13488640 Is that Waddles? >>13488649 Anti magic. DON'T, eat a dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:14:59 2015 No.13488692 >>13488679 >hyperspacing They have wurmholes, Anon. Nowhere is safe. Embrace it and pray she might be gentle.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:15:58 2015 No.13488695 >>13488679 >Probe droids are now wurns fired through space with a specially built camera Another reason why you should join the galactic monster empire. Rebellion a shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:16:00 2015 No.13488696 >>13486359 You're alive? Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:16:23 2015 No.13488699 >>13488679 You're gonna get hugged by a wampa.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:17:20 2015 No.13488703 File: 281 KB, 500x645, 1429937187801.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488689 >thinking a normal human like yourself can use if not harness Anti-magic HA and again HA

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:17:29 2015 No.13488704 >>13488699 >>13488695 >>13488692 >>13488685 >Monstergirls are hellbent on claiming all human men on every universe ever I'M HYPSERPACING THRICE

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:17:45 2015 No.13488705 >>13488646 What happens after the tens years are up? All you'll know and remember by then is fluff.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:19:34 2015 No.13488710 >>13488704 >The last human boya is in captivity >The Galaxy is at peace

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:19:46 2015 No.13488712 >>13488703 What if you get a monster waifu that can harness anti-magic and she turncoats for the good of other humans?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:20:23 2015 No.13488713 >>13488703 >What are relics, items places that function as anti magic.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:21:16 2015 No.13488718 File: 249 KB, 500x470, 1430229118829.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488704 it won't save you you can hyper yourself all you want it can't save you anon just accept it accept the rape

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:21:34 2015 No.13488719 >>13488703 Yes because muh hugbox. No dick for you..

Anonymous Thu May 14 20:21:36 2015 No.13488720

>>13488712
Then it sounds like a handwave that you're going to stretch and bend until you end up getting the least word.

>>13488713
And you just magically have one of them on hand when nobody else around has managed to even see so much as a hint of one recently?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:22:29 2015 No.13488724 File: 111 KB, 500x600, 1428646261084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488704 Submit or die, foolish human!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:24:02 2015 No.13488728 >>13488720 Well, I mean it's probably the least far out there way of dealing with monsters. I'm thinking at least 1/4 of cases of humans winning against monsters is because of other monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:24:06 2015 No.13488729 File: 111 KB, 544x572, 1429379103764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488713 its like you think little toy like that will stop a MG with a fire in her heart equal to a 10,000,000 suns

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:26:14 2015 No.13488735 >>13488728 >I'm thinking at least 1/4 of cases of humans winning against monsters is because of other monsters Why am I imagining Paladins "teaming" up with monsters, only to backstab them after they've served their use?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:26:54 2015 No.13488739 >>13488720 Any adventurer worth his salt has anti magic gear on him at all times, scrublord. >>13488729 I command 100,000,000 Demonbanes, checkmate "that kid".

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:27:19 2015 No.13488741 >>13488735 and that's why paladins are asshole

Anonymous Thu May 14 20:27:40 2015 No.13488743

>>13488704
But Anon! Your being hunted by the empress's right hand.
A cybernetic lizardman who's job is to hunt down the few remaining human boys who resist.
She's not related too you and is single ever since her boyfriend died from choking after the Golem Wars.
She's badly burned beneath her helmet, although half her face is fine, and just wants someone to call her cute

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:28:34 2015 No.13488746 >>13488739 >8 If such gear is so common enough for any wouldbe adventurer to acquire, why is it that monsters aren't losing? Why is it they have no defenses against Dark Matters and Lilims doing as they please?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:29:08 2015 No.13488748 File: 31 KB, 798x631, 1429685943519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488739 oh i don't worry anon fighting will only make this hard on you and thus making you harder for them

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:29:34 2015 No.13488751 >>13488718 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:32:55 2015 No.13488762 File: 169 KB, 360x455, 1430634566377.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488751 o-oh ok then.....

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:34:15 2015 No.13488764 >>13488762 >>13488751 Very well then. We'll jump to LUDICROUS SPEED.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:35:46 2015 No.13488769 File: 233 KB, 465x336, 1429321197655.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488764 w-what wait think about this now don't do anything to unnecessary

Anonymous Thu May 14 20:35:58 2015 No.13488770

>>13488746
Nice bullshit. We know of two dark matters in existence. Three lilims, of which only one is able to make a spirit realm, and the powers of the CG and the DL is at a standstill, neither side is winning nor losing.

>how come there's no defense against DM and Lilims

Heroes.

>B-but they switches sides!

All of them? We also know that with enoughg training the average serf can ascend to hero level, so spare me.

>>13488748
Uh huh, whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:36:45 2015 No.13488774 >>13488751 >>13488762 Oh shit, accepting/rejecting rape is only phase 1 of rape. There's nothing stopping the monsters from proceeding if you say No.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:37:37 2015 No.13488780 >>13488764 >We've gone to plaid!

Anonymous Thu May 14 20:40:14 2015 No.13488787

>>13488770
>Three lilims
There's more.
>Two Dark matters
There has to be more if there's a bloody entry for them.
>Standstill
That counts as not losing.
>Heroes
They sure did so well in Fallen Brides. The majority of Heroes aren't even that good or skilled at fighting., so expecting any or all of them to be on par or capable of taking on a Lilim is nothing short of a joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:40:34 2015 No.13488790 File: 1.24 MB, 880x776, 1431041594256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488774 sssssssssssshhhhhhh let him figure it out for himself

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:42:17 2015 No.13488796 >>13488787 >Fallen Brides >non-canon >all female I don't even know where to start...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:42:59 2015 No.13488798 >>13488790 >That grin God I want to fuck a Kakuen until either she passes out from pleasure, or I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:43:26 2015 No.13488801 >>13488787 >The majority of Heroes aren't even that good or skilled at fighting I thought the very definition of Heroes were that these are people who can kerb-stomp monsters

Anonymous Thu May 14 20:44:58 2015 No.13488803

>>13488787
>there's more
Yeah, call me when they get written.
>there has to be more
They are rare individuals, low numbers, somewhere in the world guide says there's less than a dozen of them.
>not losing
Not winning either, that's what a standstill is duh!
>Heroes
Oh so the church doesn't have heroes anymore? Oh my, how could I forget such an important-WAIT A MINUTE! You almost got me. Almost.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:45:11 2015 No.13488804 >>13488796 >non-canon >>13488801 It stopped being that when "Heroes" were being churned out by various churches. Even then only really one was produced to be strong enough to overpower Lilims, and he ended up helping create them.

Anonymous Thu May 14 20:46:53 2015 No.13488810

>>13488801
Heroes seem really variable. There's also heroes and The Hero.

To be a Hero means you can reliably fight a good swath of monsters without much problem. There seems to be some decent ones in this age though. As they can raid the Demon Lord's castle town on occasion. If they got that far they're worth something in a fight.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:47:57 2015 No.13488813 >>13488743 Never! I shall fight to the death of my virginity!

Anonymous Thu May 14 20:48:39 2015 No.13488820

>>13488803
>When they're written
They're still there regardless of how much of a cunt you are and deny their existence.
>less than a dozen
Still more than two, and nothing is stopping more from being made.
>that's what a standstill is duh!
This thing started with anti-magic somehow being used as a defense against monsters. If humans had the capabilities for it so readily capable and available, they would not be at a standstill against the heavily magic reliant Demon Lord or her children.
>last bit
Now you're just misrepresenting my position on things.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:51:11 2015 No.13488829 >>13488804 That's a lot of headcanon you got there.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:51:25 2015 No.13488832 How do weak monster girls who want a strong husband manage to do so?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:53:17 2015 No.13488837 >>13488829 When you start churning out things like a mass production factory the quality of the thing you make drops down a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:54:06 2015 No.13488840 File: 304 KB, 1140x1200, 1431457047066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488832 by being super cute. duh!?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:54:08 2015 No.13488841 >>13488832 Cause trouble and wait for some adventurer to stop them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:54:11 2015 No.13488842 >>13488832 They same way humans do: Git gud, or get your shit kicked in and hope they like you anyway.

Anonymous Thu May 14 20:54:51 2015 No.13488844
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>>13488832
Just because a hb is stronk doesn't mean his penis isn't his weak point.
They'll just have to rely more on charm than on physically restraining him.
Luckily, this is what mgs are best at

Anonymous Thu May 14 20:55:33 2015 No.13488848

>>13488810
Also going to throw in my headcanon because I find it a fun discussion. It's kind of common sense though.

Heroes can have a wide range of abilties and styles. Some can fight high tier monster girls but struggle on certain lower tier ones because their abilities and power are not a good match up.

Furthermore, almost all heroes don't have a good way for dealing with succubi and seduction attacks. They can resist it sure, and quite a few do it well but it's a separate style of battle entirely and one the Order/Humanity is not well trained or equipped for.

>>13488832
Charm, seduction, romance, striking while they're vulnerable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:57:04 2015 No.13488852 >>13488832 Drug him

Anonymous Thu May 14 20:57:27 2015 No.13488857

>>13488820
>they're still there

Except they're not. Can you show them to me? Didn't think so, so shut the fuck up.
>nothing stopping more from being made
What's that? Yeah, I'll tell him. The stronger the monster, the harder for her to get pregnant, why do you think the tentacle forest insta impregnation mucus exists?
>they would not be at a standstill against magic users
Except there's more t it than that isn't there? Warrior types and mind control types like bubble slimes, not magic, simply cause your enemy can't chuck fireballs at you, doesn't mean they can't run you through with a sword.
>misrepresenting
I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:57:28 2015 No.13488858 >>13488844 >>13488848 >>13488840 >Weak MG tries to catch a stronk man where he's vunerable >Seductions fail miserably >She checks his stats >99 points on every skill >Including seduction and cuteness resistance WHAT NOW

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:58:34 2015 No.13488864 >>13488858 Romance him the human way?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 20:59:59 2015 No.13488870 File: 1.04 MB, 840x900, 1431051449826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488858 call some friends up for some fun times

Anonymous Thu May 14 21:01:50 2015 No.13488875

>>13488857
>Except they're not. Can you show them to me? Didn't think so, so shut the fuck up
So KC's word on his own storyverse isn't enough? Wow, what a fucking baby.
>What's that? Yeah, I'll tell him. The stronger the monster, the harder for her to get pregnant, why do you think the tentacle forest insta impregnation mucus exists?
You're really starting to grasp for straws at this point and flailing about.
>Except there's more t it than that isn't there? Warrior types and mind control types like bubble slimes, not magic, simply cause your enemy can't chuck fireballs at you, doesn't mean they can't run you through with a sword.
Except the whole they refuse to harm you bit that's a part of the setting, remember?
>I'm sure.
You're not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:01:57 2015 No.13488876 >>13488858 She reports him for hacking. >99 points on every skill >hasn't won the war or killed the Demon Lord >in a low level zone

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:02:23 2015 No.13488879 >>13488813 Would you tell her that she's the cutest dark lord of the Sith you've ever met?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:04:31 2015 No.13488887 >>13488870 Not sure if fighting a useless battle against the red one or begging the blue one for mercy is the better option here. Maybe I'll just fuck everything and beg the white one for a useless battle. What's the worst that could happen, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:06:28 2015 No.13488893 File: 117 KB, 663x402, 1429574926906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488887 >What's the worst that could happen your doomed.....

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:06:42 2015 No.13488894 >>13488870 >implying 3 more weaklings make a difference

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:07:45 2015 No.13488897 >>13488893 >Doomed No Anon, I'm fucked. Not quite the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:08:20 2015 No.13488900 >>13488858 Ask politely for a date.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:08:42 2015 No.13488901 File: 51 KB, 317x352, 1429425156680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488894 >oni's >weaklings just who the hell do you think you are

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:09:58 2015 No.13488907 >>13488901 Aren't Oni some of the strongest monsters physically? Only bested by Dragons, Behemoths, ect?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:10:34 2015 No.13488908 >>13488901 If you look up "stronk" it shows a picture of my ball sack. That's who I am.

Anonymous Thu May 14 21:11:51 2015 No.13488916

>>13488875
>KC's word
Mr. Consistency?

That's not the issue, the fact is they have not been written yet, so you can't say "oh my god there's lilims everywhere doing whatever they want" when only three concretely exist. On paper, slow anon.
>grasping for straws
Oh, another retard who hasn't read the guide. Because of the "monsters are superior" thing placed on the setting, humans have a hard time impregnating monsters, add to this the more Mamono Mana a monster has, the greater that breach becomes, give the guide a read sometime so I don't have to tell you shit everye already knows.
>refuse to harm
Ugh, do I have to go step by step with on everything with you? Fine, demon realm silver swords, fuck it, the point is that they have more than magic to fight with you stupid asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:13:11 2015 No.13488920 >>13488876 That's not what Doubleagent says. pcgamer.com/world-of-warcraft-pandaren-reaches-level-90-without-leaving-starting-zone/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:14:48 2015 No.13488925 >>13488920 >PC Gamer

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:14:51 2015 No.13488926 File: 840 KB, 1000x1000, 32fa4ae2df63582f2af63ae6420d94e6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488901 >You will never bully a poor loli oni by throwing beans at her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:15:16 2015 No.13488928 >>13488908 Underage user detected.

Anonymous Thu May 14 21:15:53 2015 No.13488934

>>13488916
No actual proof is needed anon. Regardless of how you feel they're still there, doing something in the setting.

Do you even know how Dark Matters are made?

It's not even the demon realm silver thing. It's like you haven't even read the setting yourself, actually.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:16:31 2015 No.13488939 File: 98 KB, 402x335, 1429680653733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488926 shes not the monster you are

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:18:05 2015 No.13488942 >>13488928 Here's your reply.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:18:14 2015 No.13488943 >>13488920 That sounds like it would make you really durable in MGE: RPG edition but not good in a fight or maxed out in every skill. If you go by that story the man in this scenario is just 99 in botany or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:19:26 2015 No.13488946 File: 347 KB, 627x1122, a98f146795a3d20139190ab5998b2a6e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13488939 Look! She's crying now! Why do onis hate beans anyway?

Anonymous Thu May 14 21:23:53 2015 No.13488964

>>13488934
>>hoe DMs are made

Extremely high concentrations of demonic energy, To add more to the fact that the stronger the monster, the more difficult to impregnate, look at the hero and demon lord, they've been fucking for millennia, an there's only three lilim walking around.

>No proof is needed.

Oh, I've been talking to an idiot this whole time, shame on me.

Anonymous Thu May 14 21:26:09 2015 No.13488977

>>13488964
>Extremely high concentrations of demonic energy
>Somehow pregnancy is involved in a species that doesn't get pregnant
>Only three Lilim when KC has stated there are more
>It's not enough for the author to state they exist, and they need to be drawn somehow
I've been talking to a troll this entire time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:27:53 2015 No.13488983 >>13488977 Man fuck you allright.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:28:29 2015 No.13488987 >>13488926 God dammit this picture made me upset.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:30:27 2015 No.13488995 >>13488964 >there's only three lilim walking around Niggawatt? There are enough Lilim in existense, that. if the Demon Lord was somehow killed, monstergirls would never cease to exist. Even until the end of time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:30:44 2015 No.13488997 >>13488926 I would want to be on good terms with her so I can get in good with her sister. It's always good to be friends with the family.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:30:59 2015 No.13488999 >>13488987 Right? I mean, why is there a reticle? My hands don't have reticles!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:32:14 2015 No.13489006 >>13488995 There's Deruella, The queen of hearts, and the one in the profile picture, please name the others.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:32:44 2015 No.13489009 >>13488999 No, I mean, look at her! I dumped half of my bag of beans on her and it barely did damage to her! What kind of bullshit bootleg beans are these?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:33:19 2015 No.13489011 >>13488964 >only 3 lilim No, there's at least four even by conservative estimates. Lilim seem to be made as boss enemies and the number of them can be much higher. They're like mini-Demon Lords ruling over their own magical realms.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:34:39 2015 No.13489016 >>13489011 >>13489006

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:34:40 2015 No.13489017 File: 502 KB, 600x659, lilim-hg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13489006 >please name the others Have you forgotten about the normal Lilim?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:35:31 2015 No.13489021 >>13489016 Right, but Deruella is called the Fourth Daughter. So even by very conservative estimates there's at least one other Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:35:39 2015 No.13489022 >>13489017 >>13489006 >the one in the profile picture

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:35:39 2015 No.13489023 >>13489006 Not that guy but while they haven't been named, KC has confirmed that more do exist.

Anonymous Thu May 14 21:36:02 2015 No.13489024

>>13488977
>>13488983
Technically, there must be at least nine. Druella is already titled the "4th", and when Mari was going back and forth regarding making her Lilim pseudo canon, KC let her hold the title of "10th", apparently because he had plans for 1-9, one of whom is likely the Queen of Hearts. So there's the profile Lilim, Druella, Queen of Hearts, and at least 6 other major Lilim characters planned based on that data.

Furthermore, if you want to look at it purely mathematically, KC has talked about in-universe rumors of there being "Hundreds of Lilim". Presumably the product of the Infinite Fuck Engine that is the DL and her Hero, if one assumes an unusually potent fertility rate, and constant pregnancies, with a normal gestation period, or 4 kids every 3 years, given the century that MGs have existed in the MGE verse at the time of its writing, that works out to 133 Lilims, give or take.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:36:05 2015 No.13489025 >>13489016 Quoting yourself doesn't make you right. The very setting and source material itself states there are more Lilims than three. Actually read it sometime.

Anonymous Thu May 14 21:36:29 2015 No.13489027

>>13489009
That doesn't mean anything! I mean, look at her! She's like five feet away and he still can't seem to keep the crosshairs on her. Maybe the guy in the image is just a shitty shot? Or maybe there's a quest to get some fresher/less shit beans?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:41:14 2015 No.13489043 >>13489025 Take your own advice. >>13489023 And once they're written an we know them you can claim lilim are pillaging the damn countryside all you want. >>13489024 Ok.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:41:32 2015 No.13489045 What would a Ryu look like with red/orange hair?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:43:00 2015 No.13489048 >>13489043 >Take your own advice. I'm not the one quoting myself like I'm some all knowing jackass, not to mention I've actually read the world guides. Face it, you haven't read shit and people are proving you wrong left and right.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:44:04 2015 No.13489052 >>13489043 > them you can claim lilim are pillaging the damn countryside all you want. But I never claimed that. I said I wasn't that guy and I have no idea what you two are arguing about.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:45:04 2015 No.13489055 >>13489045 Use your imagination you fuckwit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 21:45:57 2015 No.13489057 >>13489048 I can't hear you with my dick in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:01:19 2015 No.13489106 >>13488946 Who the hell likes soybeans?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:21:39 2015 No.13489167 I'd like living dolls better if I wasn't worried about their joints pinching my skin during cuddling or sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:22:36 2015 No.13489170 >>13488901 Is Neferpitou a monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:23:30 2015 No.13489174 >>13489167 >joints pinching my skin Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:24:00 2015 No.13489176 >>13489170 That's... debatable. Technically yes, but she doesn't really have much human genes in her. Well, except what her mother ate.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:24:26 2015 No.13489180 Dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:24:28 2015 No.13489181 Strong, sweaty monster girls and their smell.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:26:13 2015 No.13489189 >>13489180 WHO SAID THAT WHO BROKE SILENCE

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:27:42 2015 No.13489198 >>13489174 Maybe? I swear I have a clone in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:28:08 2015 No.13489199 >>13489189 >>13489180 WHO SAID THAT? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? OH NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:30:42 2015 No.13489206 >>13489199 What monster girl would Abe Lincoln be?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:30:46 2015 No.13489207 >>13489199 >>13489180 WHO SAID THAT WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT WHO'S THE LITTLE SLIMY COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:32:10 2015 No.13489211 >>13489206 Tall madhatter. Or I mean, maybe a witch or something, but he's gotta have dat hat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:32:49 2015 No.13489214 >>13489207 https://soundcloud.com/beeeeees/the-imouto-appreciation

Anonymous Thu May 14 22:35:12 2015 No.13489227

>>13489180
>No pics left.
>Still on page 9.
Fuck.

...

I know, lets discuss our favorite monster girl h-mangas.

>Hroz's '100 Babies' Dragon.
http://exhentai.org/g/549512/32f98d86e0/

>Z-Ton's Sheep Shave Slave
http://exhentai.org/g/625680/0543d1fb5b/

>Z-Ton's BDSM Centaur
http://exhentai.org/g/575364/5a81959bc7/

>Everything by Thomas

>And this
http://exhentai.org/s/5cd267c3d6/612940-38

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:35:21 2015 No.13489228 >>13489181 I want to sniff an Anubis brown desert peach after she's done with a workout. And then lick her all over.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:35:40 2015 No.13489231 >>13489214 Oh God dammit. The girl's voice is still really damn cute even after all those years.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:37:55 2015 No.13489241 >>13489227 I like basically anything by Hroz I know his art isn't good, but it's charming and cute

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:38:21 2015 No.13489243 >>13489181 Sweating like a Werecat trying to bury a shit on a marble floor

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:38:24 2015 No.13489244 >>13489227 Limb legion is a good one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:39:02 2015 No.13489247 >No Bee High School Sweetheart that you marry and watch her figure vanish as she becomes bedridden with birthing dozens upon dozens of daughterus a day

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:39:12 2015 No.13489248 >>13489227 >>And this >Dragon discovers Girlhood >Discovers sex >Discovers mindbreak >Discovers jealousy All good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:40:19 2015 No.13489251 >>13489247 >No Bee High School Sweetheart to stab your dick with her stinger

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:42:50 2015 No.13489260 >>13489251 That is NOT a pleasant sensation in any form. This is why I will never like you subfags.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:44:26 2015 No.13489265 >>13489260 That's not even sub, that's straight up masochism. I bet that nigger enjoys Violated Hero.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:44:43 2015 No.13489266 >>13489260 It's not supposed to be a present sensation you fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:45:09 2015 No.13489268 >>13489260 Are you retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:45:18 2015 No.13489269 >>13489251 thanks for reminding me of that one hornet greentext fucker

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:46:42 2015 No.13489275 >>13489260 Back on /a/ maledoms never gave a shit about this kind of stuff. Why is it an issue now?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:47:05 2015 No.13489276 >>13489268 Are you autistic?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:48:07 2015 No.13489278 >>13489260 That's some form of masochism way beyond the common sub. Possibly even just shitposting and not meant for fapfuel. Way to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:48:38 2015 No.13489280 >>13489260 This is like saying that I will never like maledomfags because one 1 out of 100 get off from beating up girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:48:43 2015 No.13489281 >>13489275 Good thing we arnt on /a/ then.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:49:53 2015 No.13489284 >>13489280 Nothing wrong with beating up monsters and letting them know their place.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:50:52 2015 No.13489286 >>13489280 What's wrong with beating up girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:51:13 2015 No.13489287 >>13489281 Are you saying /jp/'s maledomfags and their fragile masculinity has benefited us thus far?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:52:18 2015 No.13489289 >>13489284 >>13489286 Smiling Lilim.jpg What a nice way to repay the sexy monstergirls that just want to have sex with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:52:32 2015 No.13489291 >>13489260 >>13489284 >>13489286 http://i.imgur.com/7DPJagx.png

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:52:38 2015 No.13489292 >>13489287 Unless you're without sin, I'd rethink about posting that hot opinion.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:53:32 2015 No.13489296 >>13489251 >No thunderbird bully who likes the give you shocks, while biting her lip when you yell in response.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:53:57 2015 No.13489299 >>13489289 Don't worry, she'll come to like it because of MAMONO MANA reasons.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:55:08 2015 No.13489302 >>13489291 Don't lump me with women beaters. I just think willingly wanting to stick something sharp that is longer than your hand and has a wider circumference than a marble into your penis is fucked up and you need help if you want that

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:55:20 2015 No.13489303 >>13489299 Why don't you treat her right in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:55:36 2015 No.13489305 >>13489289 >>13489299 I want to beat up a lilim until she starts to like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:55:36 2015 No.13489306 >>13489296 But that actually sounds hot

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:55:55 2015 No.13489307 I want to be dommed by a harem consisting of a Pharaoh, Lilim, Baphomet, and Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:56:20 2015 No.13489308 >>13489303 >implying she doesn't secretly want it

Anonymous Thu May 14 22:56:36 2015 No.13489309

>>13489292
>hot opinion
There has been enough shitflinging these past few months to know that that's more of a fact than an opinion, or 'bait' as you're bound to call it.

I still remember the tantrum that one fag through over how "All Dragons only want strong men!" and the like.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:56:44 2015 No.13489311 >>13489302 Did you even think that could have been a joke, or just shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:58:30 2015 No.13489320 >>13489309 Right, and you guys NEVER sperg out, ever. Getting really sick of your holier-than-thou attitude.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:59:04 2015 No.13489324 >>13489302 It was a joke anon I was making a joke about a well known green text where a bee stabs a guys dick it's not meant to be hot

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:59:30 2015 No.13489325 >>13489305 >lilim She deserves it, but the thought of making one happy is sickening.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 22:59:52 2015 No.13489326 >>13489311 I've seen some fucked up people living her in Jersey Anon. I'm willing to believe anything. Except that PSO2 will never come to the west

Anonymous Thu May 14 23:00:17 2015 No.13489329

>>13489305
>>13489308
>>13489325
>Lilim works her hardest to spread the ideals her mother believes in
>Does her best to make sure everyone is happy
>Sees all her underlings getting married while she has no-one
>Hopes to fin a wonderful caring man one day
>Cries when she hears that some people still hate her and just want to hurt her

This is how traitors are born.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:00:27 2015 No.13489331 Come on guys. I thought we were gonna discuss hentai... http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/f9/77/f977d5dcd9c9af27103909d681cd3421.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:00:33 2015 No.13489333 >>13489305 Your mind would break long before that. Don't worry though, you will like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:01:20 2015 No.13489334 >>13489331 is she taking a shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:01:39 2015 No.13489335 >>13489331 NO I want to discuss cute daughterus doing cute things without lewd

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:02:03 2015 No.13489337 >>13489320 >you guys I'm into martydrom thank you very much. Anyways, it just seems that Maledoms have shown a higher likelihood hood of sperging out lately, most often when Amazons, collars, and princess carrying are brought up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:02:15 2015 No.13489339 >>13489306 What about a whole group of them who use you as their 'spark plug'? http://i.imgur.com/gBsLj6X.jpg

Anonymous Thu May 14 23:02:26 2015 No.13489341

>>13489326
>Jersey
That place is a genetic cesspool, it's filled with the white equivalent of niggers.
It's not really a surprise that there would be wife beaters there, it's where the term started to gain popularity after all.

>>13489331
I'd rather talk about the intimacy and bonding that surrounds bloodsucking personally.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:02:27 2015 No.13489342 >>13489335 What about beating up daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:02:42 2015 No.13489343 >>13489334 Piss. And you're interrupting her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:03:31 2015 No.13489344 >>13489329 Well maybe if they dident try to force their "happiness" on everyone people would like them more.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:03:32 2015 No.13489345 >>13488703 >Making fun of Anti-Magic THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE WAND SHALL DIE BY MY BLADES

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:04:23 2015 No.13489348 >>13489342 That is actually horrible and I'm going to call the monster girl cops on you

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:04:27 2015 No.13489349 >>13489342 Emotionally unstable father pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:04:34 2015 No.13489351 >>13489337 So if I bring up domming hellhounds, there won't be a giant shitfest? Let's face it, there are no innocents here.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:04:34 2015 No.13489352 >>13489335 Day care would be a nightmare. http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/0b/b8/0bb80a8e004a4df7133e2dc15d886772.jpg?1061379

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:05:11 2015 No.13489355 >>13489344 They just want to give everyone monstergirls. Don't you want monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:06:02 2015 No.13489356 >>13489345 Go back to the jungle Anti-mage you should be killing creeps not shitposting

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:06:07 2015 No.13489357 >>13489329 I don't really care much about how or why these heaps of filth came to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:07:59 2015 No.13489363 This is what happens when we run out of images thanks to fluffyspammers, smugposters and reaction image fags who don't delete their shit. There's 22 threads ahead of us and we're still on page 9, see you next thread losers.

Anonymous Thu May 14 23:08:14 2015 No.13489365

>>13489352
>You'll never go to Kindergarten with monstergirls
>You'll never meet and befriend a monstergirl at Kindergarten and stay close all the way through college.
>You'll never marry your monstergirl childhood friend after graduating
>You'll never passionately impregnate her while holding hands and deeply kissing.
>You'll never have a beautiful family with your loving monstergirl waifu.
Pain and suffering is upon me anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:08:28 2015 No.13489366 >>13489357 >heaps of filth But that's wrong, lilims are great. You're just being a jerk for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:08:30 2015 No.13489367 >>13489351 Or domme Kikis, which have actually existed as a concept before Hellhounds were added to the MGE. Seafoam even has some smut about one, and there are also a myriad of yandere Kikimota greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:08:49 2015 No.13489368 >>13489356 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4147195M5RA >Magic

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:09:46 2015 No.13489370 >>13489363 Start bumping those bumpable threads faggots

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:10:49 2015 No.13489372 >>13489366 I want to cuddle a Lilim. I want to see how she reacts to non-sexual physical intimacy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:10:57 2015 No.13489373 >>13489366 lilim would be great if it wasent for the whole corruption thing. I would still waifu one

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:11:03 2015 No.13489374 >>13489367 Which is fine. I can't think of any shitstorm where a sub monster domming someone was the catalyst. The other way around however...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:11:10 2015 No.13489375 >>13489167 In my headcanon, they can switch between full-doll form and basically-human form and anywhere in between.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:11:50 2015 No.13489379 >>13489227 >Exhentai plugin still not working Sigh.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:12:04 2015 No.13489381 >>13489366 At least I don't think with my dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:12:39 2015 No.13489383 >>13489367 Outside of Seafoam, Bollocks is the only faggot yandere Kiki pusher that I know of from lurking in mos eisley itself

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:12:57 2015 No.13489387 >>13489379 >Using the plugin just edit your cookies fag takes 2 min

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:14:54 2015 No.13489391 >>13489372 They have a concept of romance, like their mom. It just always leads to sex. Probably would earn you some Lilim loving.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:15:59 2015 No.13489395 >>13489383 My dick doesn't care.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:16:40 2015 No.13489398 >>13489387 I thought he was talking about the one that lets you do this http://a.pomf.se/vyqbue.JPG

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:16:57 2015 No.13489399 >>13489227 The one with Thomas and the spider girl. Best ending ever. Anything by Hroz. Schizanthus and squid girl by Z-Ton The one with the vanilla mothgirl The one with the maid cafe lamia

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:17:52 2015 No.13489401 >>13489398 Where the fuck do I get that?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:18:07 2015 No.13489404 >>13489398 100 Daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:18:33 2015 No.13489405 >>13489399 It's like reading my own post word for word

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:18:39 2015 No.13489406 >>13489372 She would cuddle you back. It's not like you will be fucking 24/7 right? I mean, even if they're Lilims that's what the Fallen God's followers do

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:19:33 2015 No.13489409 >>13489248 YES, I love it. >You will never make monsters feel the pain and pleasure of rape and have them adore you in the end. http://gelbooru.com//images/69/ee/69ee722da7c1564f93fccd4e3d0bb88b.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:19:37 2015 No.13489411 >>13489391 One of them has to be the Lilim equivalent of Flonne. Statistically at least one Love freak Lilim has to exist.

Anonymous Thu May 14 23:22:34 2015 No.13489422

>>13489411
They're all love freaks to some extent though. Everyone seems to think they're Druella. Even she's a love freak, her way of expressing it is to have everyone fuck Pandemonium style (which is apparently hardcore even for monsters)

Their profile for reference.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/7/75/Lilim.png/revision/latest?cb=20150108230946

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:24:58 2015 No.13489431 >>13489401 Google Exlinks and thank me by posting succubi.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:27:06 2015 No.13489442 >>13489309 >member of a proud, strong race, needing superior offspring >shacking up with a weakling, ever

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:28:45 2015 No.13489446 >>13489442 Come on you whiny faggot, my post was half an hour old.

>>	Maritan Thu May 14 23:28:54 2015 No.13489447 Hello everyone~! Been a long time since the last artwork, hasn't it? Since it's not very safe for work... http://i.imgur.com/6LJZeVz.png Here is the first page of what I am working on.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:30:24 2015 No.13489452 >>13489447 Are you faggots still "finding yourself"?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:30:36 2015 No.13489454 >>13489447 >Tentacles No thanks. I must be the only one that doesn't like tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:30:38 2015 No.13489455 >>13489447 >first page Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:31:31 2015 No.13489461 >>13489447 Damn, cool stuff Mari, glad to see you're still alive.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:31:40 2015 No.13489462 >>13489447 Focking noice

Anonymous Thu May 14 23:31:48 2015 No.13489463

>>13489442
>shacking up with a weakling, ever

They do canonically though. It's stated right in their profile, due to not having much of a choice. Humans by default are weaklings with only a minority not being weaklings and of that minority only exceptional individuals probably can match them in power.

Anonymous Thu May 14 23:32:11 2015 No.13489465

>>13489422
>Profiles
Some view those things as mere templates on which to build actual personalities for individuals.
I am one such person.
I want a Lilim who's deepest desire is to wrap her arms around a man who loves her and cuddle with him in their bed before sharing a tender kiss and having passionate loving sex under the covers while holding hands for the purpose of procreation.
Sure her sisters would probably tease the hell out of her for being such a deviant but I'd love her all the same.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:32:20 2015 No.13489466 I feel mild disdain for all of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:32:35 2015 No.13489471 >>13489442 >It works a dot pomf.se/ctgrik.gif

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:32:52 2015 No.13489473 >>13489454 What's wrong with tentacles? They are like prehensile penises that come in all shapes, sizes and for all purposes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:33:53 2015 No.13489477 >>13489471 Wait, meant for >>13489431 >>13489447 Neat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:34:14 2015 No.13489480 >>13489463 >only a minority not being weaklings and of that minority only exceptional individuals... Do you need some more asterisks? Or are you good for now?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:34:16 2015 No.13489481 >>13489473 It's hard to self insert as a tentacle

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:35:11 2015 No.13489483 >>13489481 For you maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:35:12 2015 No.13489484 >>13489442 Maybe that's their fetish. Hell, monster genes are dominant enough that only female monsters can be born from breeding with a man. We don't know how exactly MGE genetics work.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:35:33 2015 No.13489486 >>13489473 I just don't like them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:35:37 2015 No.13489489 >>13489447 that's some taimanin asagi tier tentacles going on.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:35:45 2015 No.13489490 >>13489447 It looks amazing, you should come around more often though. We're so lonely.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:35:47 2015 No.13489491 >>13489447 That vag is just... unf. Thank you, mari. What is this? Is she being fucked by a dark matter while inside a sandworm?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:36:02 2015 No.13489493 >>13489481 Confirmed for no imagination.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:37:04 2015 No.13489495 >>13489480 What are you trying to say, and why are you shitposting?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:37:38 2015 No.13489499 >>13489493 >can't self insert to a writhing mass of tentacles >You have literally no imagination Anon pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:37:55 2015 No.13489501 >>13489481 Not if you're a tentacle incubus. http://33.media.tumblr.com/e2c9ce4941fdafe1a0c0865d07d66d3e/tumblr_n17qh0hWeb1s5k1uro1_500.gif

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:38:30 2015 No.13489503 >>13489499 >Not self-inserting as the girl fag

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:39:17 2015 No.13489506 >>13489495 >Hurr shitposting You're right, it's my fault for expecting anything else.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:39:49 2015 No.13489508 >>13489501 Not gonna lie, this is one of the kinds of relationships I would want.

Anonymous Thu May 14 23:40:40 2015 No.13489512

>>13489499
Pls indeed. If you can't conjure a mental image of yourself with tens of dozen foot long slimy tentacle dicks lewdly caressing every part and penetrating every orifice on a cute, lewdly moaning girl I just don't know how to help you. I assure you that you're missing out though; there's nothing quite like a pentaorgasm.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:40:47 2015 No.13489513 >>13489501 Man, that's just lovely.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:41:40 2015 No.13489518 >>13489513 Consentacles are great. I wish there was more content.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:41:47 2015 No.13489519 >>13489506 You gave me a nonsensical, presumably hostile, reply for no reason. What else would you call it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:44:35 2015 No.13489527 >>13489519 >nonsensical It's not my fault you don't get it. >presumably hostile >assuming I would call that you not catching the subtlety of my wit, but that would be presumptuous of me.

Anonymous Thu May 14 23:45:35 2015 No.13489530

>>13489484
>Monster with a fetish for getting knocked up by a weakling
>"What's wrong? Are you concerned because you think you're not worthy of me?"
>"Don't worry about it.Just empty your ball inside of me and ravage my insides with your commoner semen. Give me a child a sully my proud bloodline!

Anonymous Thu May 14 23:46:38 2015 No.13489535

>>13489519
Notice how >>13489527 responded to you without answering your question at all, but also basically insulted you and acted like he was better?
Low grade bait shitposting. So use what braincells you have left and stop responding to the twat, you fucking assape.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:47:37 2015 No.13489542 >>13489530 Now that's what I call degeneracy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:48:13 2015 No.13489544 >>13489484 Good luck finding that ONE extremely powerful rare monster who happens to have a fetish for weaklings.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:49:01 2015 No.13489549 >>13489535 >basically insulted you and acted like he was better? Of course I did, he drew my aggro by acting like a twit. And so did you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:52:31 2015 No.13489556 5 threads away from archival, getting closer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:53:02 2015 No.13489558 Giant suit of armor worn by a mouse girl who filled it with gears and machinery to operate it like a miniature mech.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:53:35 2015 No.13489561 >>13489556 Can't come any sooner. Shitposters know that the thread is more easily agitated when there are no pics to distract them.

Anonymous Thu May 14 23:55:17 2015 No.13489568

>>13489544
Just needs to find a Dragon.

>They are “rulers of the earth” and they look down on humans as worthless, insignificant beings. They try to act uninterested, but because of the influence of the demon lord’s power, by instinct they can’t help but recognize human males as “males of their race.”

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:55:44 2015 No.13489569 >>13489561 Seriously. People here are triggered by fucking everything.

Maritan Thu May 14 23:56:05 2015 No.13489572

>>13489452
If by finding myself, you mean, grinding to become a professional illustrator, then yes.
>>13489454
I'd say others don't either, it's like how dick girls have such a huge following.
I don't mind it, but I wouldn't draw it either.
>>13489455
Yup, double penetration on the next page.
>>13489461
>>13489462
>>13489477
Glad you like it, more on the way soon.
>>13489489
That demon slayer thing? Never really watched that.
>>13489491
Heh, I kinda like vore, so that was subconscious there, lol...
The original pic by exet was that she was surrounded by a ton of tentacles in a dark eerie like environment.
Still I tweaked it a bit.
http://i.imgur.com/fhCHDkL.png
May probably work on it more
>>13489490
I lurk, not all the time, but I'm around, I just don't post much nowadays unless I have stuff to show.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:56:08 2015 No.13489573 >>13489558 Okay, who would be the female equivalent to Orson Wells?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:57:33 2015 No.13489576 >>13489572 >more on the way soon As in tentacles or other things?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:58:32 2015 No.13489579 >>13489558 >Giant suit of armor worn by a mouse girl who filled it with gears and machinery to operate it like a miniature mech. >Not a giant suit of armor worn by a dozen of mouse girl sisters who wear it like two kids in a trenchcoat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 23:58:37 2015 No.13489580 >>13489556 >Now 3 threads We need this board to be faster tonight, the first two ahead of us aren't bumpable. >>13489572 >Professional Illustrator Eeeyyy, another artist that'll be leaving us soon!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:01:10 2015 No.13489588 >>13489558 I now envision a giant mouse version of http://i.imgur.com/pasu3Bl.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:02:04 2015 No.13489591 >>13489580 even artist have to make a living anon. Cant just shitpost in /mgg/ all day and expect to get anywhere in life.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:04:29 2015 No.13489604 >>13489591 Never said they could, but a job like that will take up almost all their time, and just make it harder to work on projects they enjoy on the side, like stuff for the threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:06:03 2015 No.13489606 >>13489604 Soon she'll end up like Mono and stop coming altogether, and after that the others will follow.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:07:04 2015 No.13489610 >>13489454 Tentacles just ain't for everyone y'know? Can't be helped.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:07:28 2015 No.13489613 Which MG is most likely to help me find the S-gerat?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:07:57 2015 No.13489615 >>13489307 Weren't you supposed to be writing something after I wrote out that lewd description of such for you?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:10:05 2015 No.13489630 >>13489447 >http://i.imgur.com/6LJZeVz.png >Finally get to see the full glory of Exet_Mos' Succubus getting ravaged Glorious. Also out of curiosity, what's her name?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:10:25 2015 No.13489632 >>13489615 FUCK. My bad. Semester's over. Time to trip out on caffeine. Am I that easy to spot? And how do you remember that?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:11:31 2015 No.13489636 >>13489606 With how some of you treat the few good OC creators, I'm surprised these threads have remained the attention of such good drawfags and writers for so long.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:12:58 2015 No.13489643 >>13489632 I wrote out what, three, four long ass paragraphs describing such a quartet domming you? It's the kind of thing that sticks in one's mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:13:33 2015 No.13489645 >>13489636 There are genuine reasons to call .less a faggot though.

Anonymous Fri May 15 00:13:34 2015 No.13489646

>>13489636
Drawfags, with the exception of .Less, are always praised for doing just about anything.
Writefags have to work harder at things, and if they so much as include their own tastes into their works they'll have to deal with being shat on for pretty much forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:20:20 2015 No.13489668 >>13489643 True. True. Time to write it out in full, I guess. Need to read some poetry first, and get myself in the right mindset. I always do purple prose when I write. No idea why.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:25:59 2015 No.13489684 I want to sneak up behind a were-cat and surprise her so much her tail puffs up and she falls all over herself. Is that mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:29:23 2015 No.13489702 >>13489684 Nah, even cat lovers can't resist bothering their cat in some form from time to time. What I want to do with a catgirl type is to rub their belly vigorously. Cats generally hate that as it's a vulnerable spot.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:32:20 2015 No.13489714 Just a reminder to everyone since we're two threads away from ded There is already a new thread up, there is no need to make a new one

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:34:48 2015 No.13489723 >>13489714 I don't see it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:35:30 2015 No.13489726 >>13489723 >>13481389

Anonymous Fri May 15 00:36:17 2015 No.13489728

>>13489668
I feel you. I would try warming up with some small greentext. You can force yourself to be laconic a lot easier with those and find a balance with your pacing. I've struggled to prevent purple prose as well. Especially if I felt my writing was looking too Point A -> Point B

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:37:58 2015 No.13489732 >>13489726 Here we go again...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:39:52 2015 No.13489736 >>13489732 The ride never ends.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 00:48:35 2015 No.13489766 >>13489728 I'm trying to do better, but I prefer verbose over greentext. Greentext is awful in my opinion. I'll read some Hodgson to get in the mood.

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