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13463318 No.13463318 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Moonbitch apologists BTFO

Lunarians were actually evil the WHOLE TIME

Every other line in ULiL is about them wanting to purify Earth and destroy all life

>> No.13463320

I meant LoLK

>> No.13463327

>>13463320
Close enough. Moonbitch evil spreads and permeates everything.

>> No.13463338

is this the spanking thread?

>> No.13463343
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Lunarians confirmed as the mortal enemies of all life on Earth. Yorihime's still cute, but she and her sister deserve nothing but pain and death.

>> No.13463354
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I remember this one heretic who argued that the Lunarians HAVE no greater plot to attack Gensokyo.

Think for a moment, have things from the moon ever NOT needed extermination?

Thank god Reimu takes the fight to them by stage 3 and hopefully we get Touhou's first execution or genocide ending for the good ending.

Trying to purify Earth is verboten, especially when you're not a retarded crow.

>> No.13463391

NASA should pay em a visit again

>> No.13463397

>>13463391
NASA's funding has been slashed to hell. Gensokyo is our only hope!

>> No.13463402
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13463402

REMOVE MOON

REMOVE MOON

>> No.13463432

>>13463391
And lose like last time?

>> No.13463436

>>13463318
>Lunarians were actually evil

We always knew that, why do you think I hated the moonbitches?

REMOVE LUNARIANS

>>13463391
NASA doesn't go to the Moon anymore because of Lunarians.

>> No.13463446

>>13463397
You're right I guess we can also hope SpaceX will do something about it.

>> No.13463474
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13463474

Moon needs remove

>> No.13463497
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13463497

Only one option

>> No.13463502

>>13463474
Hey, hey, the Lunarians who ditched the moon are fine. Leave Eirin and Reisen and Kaguya alone.

>> No.13463506

>>13463474
Moon is isolationist.

Earth too mean.

>> No.13463513
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God bless the Greater Lunarian Empire

>> No.13463528
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>>13463513
Touhou could have been much better.

>> No.13463585
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Gensokyo is at WAR...

>> No.13463671

And I thought youkai needed to be nuked.

>> No.13463814
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13463814

Purge the aliens. Never forget.

>> No.13463815

So what's the position of the Lunars in Gensokyo? Are they conspirators?

>> No.13463832

>>13463815
They're isolationists. Gensokyo fucked with them twice.

>> No.13463843

>>13463815
They abandoned the moon, killed the mooninites who came after them, and supplied Gensokyo's heroines with special combat drugs that let them go toe to toe with the invaders. Eientei is decidedly against the moon, they're not conspirators.

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>>13463815
We don't know, yet.

Reisen is playable, and Eirin created an elixir that puts the PCs on even fighting terms with the Lunar Forces.

Given those two facts it can be presumed that they oppose the invasion, but it could all be farce. Wait until the full game releases.

>> No.13463859

>>13463432
Explain yourself

>> No.13463869

>>13463832
Whoops. You meant Eientei.

They're allied with Gensokyo even if Gensokyo consistently fucks around with them, especially Yukari. They still have good ties with the Moon anyways, so it's not like they'd be decidedly hostile towards them.

>>13463859
NASA attempted to erect a base on the Moon and the Lunarians turned it to scrap. You can see the ruins of this base in SSiB.

>> No.13463873

>>13463397
Don't forget some of the moon bunnies switched sides and were giving information to NASA and helping to sabotage the Lunar capital

>> No.13463879

>>13463873
Huh?

>> No.13463911

>>13463869
hiding their capital and hoping they go away is not defeating them

>> No.13463918

>>13463911
But they blew up a Moon base which effectively kept them off of the Moon since then. You can see it in SSiB.

They won.

>> No.13463978

>>13463843
>and supplied Gensokyo's heroines with special combat drugs that let them go toe to toe with the invaders
When you put it like this it really sounds like some 40K shit.

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>>13463918
America has been on the moon least 13 times the last one in 1972

A whole city of Lunars and moon bunnies had trouble with at most three humans each Apollo mission

That's not saying much for them

Also post image I'm not seeing it

>> No.13464019

>>13463318
But anon, the earth does need purifying, haven't you taken a look around at the shithole we live in nowdays, it's famine and filth, greed and war, fucking disgusting place.
I for one would welcome our lunarian overlords

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13464028

If the drugs thing is true

Eirin is a hero of Gensokyo and will be getting a medal from Yukari.

>> No.13464035

>>13464019

Only the middle east needs purifying

What is the logo of Islam?

What is on every violent Muslim country flag?

A MOON.

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>>13464011
It's at the part where Yukari sends the crow across the Lunar landscape.

>>13464028
After Yukari treated her like shit consistently?

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>>13464035
It's actually a crescent. There's a star usually associated with it as well.

Does that mean REMOVE MARISA?

Also picture number two.

>> No.13464096

>>13464028
They will forgive her for threatening to give Patchouli a spinal tap in SSib

>> No.13464138
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>>13464035
Being a Muslim, this is amusing.
Stay ass mad impure p̶i̶g̶ human eating i̶n̶f̶i̶d̶e̶l̶ youkai.

>> No.13464181

>>13464087
That's not a moon base that's the lunar rover they left behind

Wow it's nothing

>> No.13464186

>>13464181
See
>>13464091

Good work dummy.

>> No.13464202

>>13464138
Feelerino when pretending to be muslim just so you won't piss off your pakistani parents

I don't understand why everyone like bacon though. It just tastes like burned cardboard soaked in fat and grease

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>>13464138

>> No.13464224

>>13464186
Wow the lunar capsule they landed in and the equipment they brought to take readings

It's nothing

>> No.13464253

>>13464224
The second page shows the ruins of a structure, likely a moon base

>> No.13464259

>>13464220
okay

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>>13464259

>> No.13464283

>>13464091
I will never forgive the Lunarians for killing an innocent crow like that.

>> No.13464286

>>13464271
Not 2hu

>> No.13464297
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>>13464283
Protect the crows

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>>13463318
HOUSTON, THIS IS BRAVO THREE, WE'RE ENCOUNTERING HEAVIER-THAN-EXPECTED RESISTANCE, REQUESTING PERMISSION TO SWITCH TO LEGACY MODE

>> No.13464488

>>13464413

PERMISSION GRANTED

Point Device is a Lunarian trick

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>>13464202
Pork is more than just bacon, idol worshiper.

>> No.13464508

>>13464413
BEHIND YOU, COMSONAUT!!
YOU NEED TO DODGE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

>> No.13464516

>>13464508
>Cosmonaut
That's Russian

>> No.13464522

>>13464495
Do not post /pol/'s waifu

>> No.13464539

>>13464202
>I don't understand why everyone like bacon though. It just tastes like burned cardboard soaked in fat and grease
Product of the times and intensive farming.

REAL bacon with boar meat or wild reared pigs have virtually no fat.

>> No.13464596

>>13464516
And probably slavic in general.
In polish we have "kosmos" for space, which logically creates word "kosmonauta", but we tend to use "astronauta" (astronaut) as well.

>Pole talking about space
Welp

>> No.13464607

>>13464516
What about spationaut?

>> No.13464683

>>13464522
sanae?

>> No.13464811

>>13464202
Bacon is quite literally a meme food. There are far better ways to prepare pork belly and fatback than curing and smoking it into bacon. Char Siu is great.

It doesn't help that the majority of "bacon" is just pork belly injected with brine and liquid smoke and not even properly prepared.

Cappicola and rib meat are superior anyway.

>> No.13464910

>>13464596
Kogo cytujesz?

>> No.13465257

>>13464253

Which probably just whithered after the Americans left when the Apollo Missions stopped.

There isn't anything stating the Lunarians drove the astronauts out, for all we know they may be been the cause of some problems which the Americans just shrugged off as technical difficulties.

>> No.13465271

>>13463318
>>13463320
Lol k.
LoLK confirmed for worst cast.
nothing but mooncunts and bitches and more goddamn rabbits.

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>>13465271

>> No.13465292

>>13465284
Yeah we dont need any more smug rabbits.

>> No.13465313

>>13464271
nice pol memes kid, but we are all autists here

>> No.13465404

>>13464811
That was the point I was trying to make. Why get so worked up over bacon when so many better foods (and alcohol) are haram?

It's not like I care, my family lives on the other side of the country and I only pretend to be a good muslim on normiebook so that dad will keep paying my tuition

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>>13465271

but Doremy is the exact opposite of those 3 things mentioned.

>> No.13465497

Uh, Earth have started shit on the moon 3 fucking times (one youkai, one NASA, another youkai), and now when the moon invades Gensokyo y'all cry bloody murder?

Daily reminder that Gensokyo is youkai haven and anti-lunarian is a codeword of anti-human.

>> No.13465503

REMOVE YOUK

REMOVE YOUK

stupid smelly youk scum tupac lives on the moon lol we welcome our gensokyian brother to go live at the zoo (not like there's a difference anyway)

>> No.13465517

>>13464202
Feelerino when >>>/v/

>> No.13465519

>>13465497
>and anti-lunarian is a codeword of anti-human.
Lunarians are anti-human, so not really.

>> No.13465526

>>13465519
Lunarians WERE humans, dude.

They haven't harmed a single human, not a single of them.

>> No.13465551

>>13465497

Reminder:

Nasa was one short expedition

Youkai was retarded vampires once and removing the allah akbar violent youkai the first time

>> No.13465557

>>13465551
Those are all illegal invasions thought, sponsored by youkai and human authorities (Yukari, US government, Soviet government).

It's like the russians suddenly moving to Cuba, shit's gonna get heated.

>> No.13465570

People were arguing in that lol dead Dount thread that Gensokyo is flawed as fuck and youkai are bad, but yet when the moon comes to purify them (instead of hurr durr nukes), you guys throw a shitfit, especially now that the Gensokyo barrier is weakening and might unleash some of the youkai outside?

Support lunarians today if you want a future clean of youkai.

(but I think it's just a splinter faction of the Moon anyway.)

>> No.13465608

they should've danmaku nuke all the moon bitches when they could

>> No.13465614

>>13465608
It's not like they can in the first place.

Gensokyo is weak!

>> No.13465617

How the fuck do they breath on the moon anyway? Who the fuck thought it was good idea to put rabbits on the moon anyway?

>> No.13465626

"Even Heaven is not at the top of everything.
From the moon, it's still on the ground."
Famous quote of Reisen.

Lunarian > celestial > ground fucking shit.

>> No.13465632

>>13465626

Go away Toyohime the internet is for Earthlings only

>> No.13465723

>IN a WWII analogy with the Lunarians/moonsloots a subtle parody of Imperial Japan
>ZUN completely forgets about moon after IN
>Kancolle comes along and steals 50% of Touhou market share, circles abandoning in droves for superior ships
>ZUN immediately starts a build up to another moonbitches game in print works
>New game involves a full-scale Lunarian invasion with more WWII references
>IJA/Lunarians comically evil

ZUN confirmed for buttblasted by Kancolle

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>>13465723

Calling it right now stage 5 boss of lolk is going to be a lunar rabbit named Reppu

>> No.13465820

>>13465617
Please read Cage in Lunatic Runagate.
>>13465723
Please stop who are you quoting?

And SSiB was before Kancolle m8.

>> No.13465833

>>13465632
If stupid dumb dogs can go on internet, there's nothing stopping Lunarian master race.

>> No.13465843

>>13465820
>being this buttblasted analdevastated

>> No.13465848
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>>13465833

The internet is an American invention

Lunarians only have "Technology" by sucking off their 4000 gods for gifts

Toyo's fan - gift from a god, zero Lunarian engineering

Yori's sword - gift from a god, zero Lunarian engineering

>> No.13465849

>>13465723
who are you qouting

>> No.13465850

GAS THE RABBITS
MOON WAR NOW

>> No.13465855

>>13465723
>ZUN completely forgets about moon after IN
Wrong.
>ZUN immediately starts a build up to another moonbitches game in print works
Also wrong. Moon invasion arc was before Kancolle (2007 to fucking 2013)
>IJA/Lunarians comically evil
You don't know that.

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>>13465850

- Hakurei "Watership Down" Reimu

>> No.13465862

>>13465848
Nigger please, Lunarians control the fucking gods.

Gods are their niggers, gods technology might as well be theirs.

>> No.13465873

>>13465862

>Implying Control

>The leader of the Lunarians gets her sword slightly dirty and she is abandoned by her gods

>> No.13465874

>>13465859
Reimu "One woman Inquisition" Hakurei.

>> No.13465875

>>13465843
Who are you quoting wrongly?

>> No.13465885

>>13465873
It's just a nod to the fact technology usually gets fucked when it's dirty.

>> No.13465892

>>13465874
Reimu "Say bye, Youkai" Hakurei.

>> No.13465907

Someone make a "the End of Touhou" AMV, with Tamashii no refrain playing, Reisen face on Rei, Marisa as Asuka, Reimu as Shinji, Yukari face on Gendou and the lunarian rabbits as MP EVA series.

>> No.13465929
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>>13465892
Reimu "the Atilla with the axilla" Hakurei.

>> No.13465937

A lunarian and thousand-strong rabbit soldiers are enough to destroy the pathetic Gensokyo.

If only Reisen and Eirin aren't here.

>> No.13465949

>>13465929
Reimu "All Pit But No Tit" Hakurei

>> No.13465953

>>13465855
>so much fucking autism

>> No.13465957

>>13465953
Please, it's just a simple google check.

>> No.13465960
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>>13465937
1000 elite rabbit soldiers

vs

Cirno + 3FoL

Who wins?

>> No.13465969

>>13465960
my dick

>> No.13465979

>>13465960
One rabbit is enough to beat 3 fairy maids in SSiB.

>> No.13465983
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Hakurei "Making a habit of killing moon rabbit" Reimu!

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>>13465983
The making of rabbit stew ends here, Reimu.

>> No.13466008

>>13465989

Well, Yukari won't feed her (anything other than semen)

And donations won't buy her enough food! Care to make a contribution?

>> No.13466029
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>>13466008
Eat bullet, it's for free.

>> No.13466034

>>13465723
Go to sleep At least 21.
Kancollie's artist

>> No.13466080
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>>13465983
Hakurei "...and I'm all out of Yen" Reimu

>> No.13466112
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>>13466080

Reimu "Bunny Breaker" Hakurei

>> No.13466151

>There are people in this thread who support moon people oligarchy
>They're bunnies too
>They're runts of the litter too

>> No.13466162

>>13466151
Who art you quoting, silly youk sympathizer?

Daily reminder that moon rabbit liberation is at hands!!!

>> No.13466169

>>13466151

This nigga >>13465833

We /jpol now/

>> No.13466192
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>>13466151
I don't want to support murderers with double standards who FEED on HUMANS regularly.

>> No.13466266

>>13466192
Humans kill humans and that's fine. Youkai kill humans and it's the worst thing ever. Don't talk about double standards.

>> No.13466282

>>13466266
>Humans kill humans and that's fine.
>Don't talk about double standards.
I never said that, though.

Also, you just don't mess with a different species. It's like a single country choosing how every other country should act.

>> No.13466297

>>13466282

"You don't just mess with a different [spoilers]religion.[/spoilers]"

Said humanity never

>> No.13466305

>>13466282
Humans do and have done that all the time. What's the problem with youkai doing the same?

>> No.13466306

>>13466297
>>13466305
Ad populum fallacy.

>> No.13466318

>>13466306
History doesn't lie.

>> No.13466340

>>13465723
>IJA/Lunarians comically evil

Nope, since there's something going on in the Lunar Capital right now. The baku said "it's no longer the old pure world you once knew" to Reisen.

>> No.13466397

>>13466340

Not since moonbitches have been shitting it up

Baku probably 10mil+ years old and nostalgic about Eirin's regime

>> No.13466399

>>13466340
Holy shit, so Reisen is gonna save the moon!

STRONGEST OF THE UNIVERSE!

>> No.13466419

>>13466397
Reisen only left the moon since the 69-70s, bro.

The two princesses were there for thousand of years.

Not to mention Reisen likes the princesses.

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Lunarians this, Lunarians that. Moon schmoon. When is ZUN going to show the girls confronting the REAL threat?

>> No.13466454
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13466454

SO:

[ ] It was the moonbitches
[ ] The moonbitches were defeated and overthrown and are explicitly weaker than whatever is causing the current incident
[ ] Moonbitches retconned out of existence, something else rules the moon and always has

ONE OF THE ABOVE MUST BE TRUE

>> No.13466466

>>13466454
>something else rules the moon and always has

It's Tsukuyomi you fucking secondary.

>> No.13466477

>>13466466
Tsukuyomi is a mention-only power

like dragon god

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>>13465723
Who are you quoting? Also, circles are crawling back to Touhou as we speaks.

>> No.13466483

>>13466479
>covering up ZUN's failure this fucking hard

>> No.13466496

>>13465848
>The lunar citizens possess weapons with firepower that far surpasses anything here on Earth.

>Youkai would surely be unable to stand a chance against weapons such as a rifle that can shoot a spread of many bullets in an instant, or small arms with rounds that cause great explosions, or guns that shoot bullets that the users can control after firing (*36).

>Indeed, in light of such things as medicines that can cure all illnesses and lengthen lifespans, or sauces that can make dumplings ten times as flavorful, it's clear that not just their weaponry, but the whole of their civilization is more advanced than that of Gensokyo.

>36: These various articles are said to be from long ago. Modern lunar civilization has surely advanced even further.

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13466499

Raisin the Rabbit warned us about the Lunarian peril. And no one listened.

>> No.13466502

>>13466483
Who are you quoting now?

>> No.13466511

TH15 is getting fucking friction because the Genso-lunar war (the closest to a "serious" TH plotline) is back online.

>> No.13466519

>>13466496
>>Youkai would surely be unable to stand a chance against weapons such as a rifle that can shoot a spread of many bullets in an instant, or small arms with rounds that cause great explosions, or guns that shoot bullets that the users can control after firing (*36).

What the fuck. These doesn't sound like weapons that far surpasses anything on earth. Even the guns that shoot bullets that users can control after firing.
http://www.gizmag.com/darpa-sniper-bullet-change-path/32952/

>> No.13466520

>>13466496

Except the heroines in 15 are fighting armed Lunarian military forces and winning

Three humans and a youkai.

>> No.13466521

>>13466499
Reisen is a patriotic rabbit soldier you fuck.

Probably some dumbass evil lunarian (not her old commander) is in charge here so she fights against them.

>> No.13466525

>>13466496
And now, we have guns that can shoot bullets from another dimension.

>>13466520
Only thanks to Eirin's lunar drug.

>> No.13466533

>>13466519
Oh please that tech is still in testing.

And Akyuu got old, inaccurate information.

>> No.13466541

>>13466520
So far they have fought two rabbits (which were kinda elite but still).

Not to mention this is only possible because Eirin and Reisen help them, only moon powers can counter the moon.

>> No.13466551

If the Lunarians are superior, how come Yukari managed to split off a part of Earth's most verdant, fertile land and the Lunarians had to flee to a radioactive, airless, dust-caked rock?

Looking forward to good ending where the fuckers responsible are punished.

>> No.13466563

>>13466551
Because the former isn't the pure land they wanted.

>> No.13466569

Calling it:

Lunarians collapsed on itself and has become overtaken by elitists who want to destroy everything impure instead of just ignoring it like before. Moonbitches are probably imprisoned because they are blamed for being impure by not destroying Gensokyo. Moonbitches, Erin, and Kaguya foresaw this happening and Erin and Kaguya left. Reisen is an agent of Moonbitches to help stop the invasion. Stage 6 boss is the leader of the elitists. Moonbitches get freed in the good ending then tea time. Extra stage will be taking out the strongest solider that took out the Moonbitches

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>>13466533
The fact that it exists by itself is amazing Same with naval railguns, laser guided artillery with a 25-40 kilometer range, nukes, and the theory about orbital kinetic bombardment.

>> No.13466572

>>13466520
Because the good guys always win.

That's just how it goes everytime.

>> No.13466582

>>13466569
...Oh shit, that makes a lot of sense.

You better screencap that.

>> No.13466584

>>13466454
>The moonbitches were defeated and overthrown and are explicitly weaker than whatever is causing the current incident
What is coercion. They could've been overthrown by being threatened with innocent bunnies being killed if they didn't gtfo.

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We all know who to thank.

>> No.13466597

>>13466435
Why do you hate Jupiter, anon?

>> No.13466608

>>13466479
>Also, circles are crawling back to Touhou as we speaks.
I was hoping they'd stay fucked off.

>> No.13466611

>>13466584

"We do not negotiate with terrorists"

Where were you when the Lunarians were weaker than the GW Bush whitehouse

>> No.13466614

I'm just hyped for how the Lunar Capital would look.

I'll cream my pants if the stage went pseudo-3D like the final stage of the new fighting game, and we got to fight while flying near buildings and shit.

>> No.13466621

>>13466479
>Also, circles are crawling back to Touhou as we speaks.

Really? I don't even know what circles were leaving Touhou before.

>> No.13466638

>>13466587
Kasen?

>> No.13466655

>>13466569

It's probably CHANG'E

>> No.13466741
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>>13466569
>Strongest solder

PLEASE ZUN FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DANGEROUS

>> No.13466776

>>13466551
You realize Toyohime can make that rock into a paradise with just a swing of her fan right?

>> No.13466783

>>13466741
only if this is the boss theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffl4HDp-_S4

>> No.13466791
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greatest maiden, please purify the moon

>> No.13466794 [DELETED] 

Reisen did protest Reimu making rabbit stew.

Was she right? Now that rabbits have gained sentience (youkai rabbits), shouldn't Reimu stop eating rabbits?

>> No.13466801

>>13466597
Do not turst this poster. It is a space monster sent back in time to prevent the weaponization of Jupiter.

>> No.13466807

>>13466776

If Yukari can erase God from existence

and if Rumia can instantly destroy all light in the universe,

sure

>> No.13466809

>>13466807
Except they didn't do anything like that while Yorihime has demonstrated her power in CiLR.

>> No.13466813

>>13466809
>while Toyohime*

>> No.13466816

>>13466791
Sanae is excited that she'll get to take a picture with an alien! Twice!

>> No.13466829
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>>13466816
She's very excited to meet all the Lunarians and exchange cultures from earth.

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Can't wait for the endings - I'm hoping Watatsukis in stocks, Reisen made new moon leader, or something similar.

Remilia was dragged into the sun in a chokehold, Shinmyomaru was caged,

Watatsukis in stocks is a perfectly reasonable ending.

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>>13466848
We're going to finish the fight.

>> No.13466875

>>13466848
You don't need to censor a butt.
I approve of this ending, though, if only for the image of the two of them becoming public fucktoys.

>> No.13466883

>>13466871

I hope

I Honestly hope, please.

At least ONE of the endings, be equal retribution against attempted genocide.

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>>13466848
It might not be those two sisters behind this, you know. One of the new Touhous implies that something screwy is going on up there.
They could very well be in stocks already when Reimu and Co. get to the moon.

>> No.13466931

>>13466783
Of course, the stage theme can be violence of the flames

>CAN'T STOP HE'S JUST A SOLDER

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>> No.13467023

>>13466998
This is utter bullshit.

>> No.13467024

>>13466998

This is like when Abe Lincoln discovered the vampires can be killed by silver

Our Gensokyo compatriots must make public knowledge of how to WRECK these lunar curs!

If this was you, you are presented with the gap medal of service to Gensokyo.

>> No.13467041

>>13467024
Please don't bully rabbits.

>> No.13467056

>>13467041
/jp/ takes no hostages! Eradicate the moonbitches!

>> No.13467060

>>13467056
Daily reminder that the rabbits are being used and it's something in control of them, not the two GOOD princesses.

The game just proves moon rabbits are strong!

>> No.13467097

>>13466998
Omedeto, you just turned the tides of this war soldier.

>> No.13467108

>>13467060
They are being used by the Lunar Capital to establish dominance. Blame the leaders for having a sullied view of the Earth despite their ancestry originating from it.

>> No.13467121

>>13467060

Right, something is in control of them...

That's why they're calling the heroines Earthling filth and Earth scum.

I'm sure Amon Goethe was just being controlled by Hitler.

>> No.13467135

>>13467121

>isolationist society is xenophobic

you don't say.

>> No.13467209

>>13467121
Don't get your panties in a twist, anon, even one of the heroines, Reisen herself, has said similar things in the past.

>> No.13467212

>>13467108
Nah, the Lunar capital has ignored Earth for a very long time and didn't invade back when they were invaded by Earth three times.

A new boss is in charge.

>> No.13467404

Practice the demo, bretheren

Day 1 clear of full ver EX = you saved Gensokyo

>> No.13467509

>>13464910
epiczny mem :DDD

>> No.13467679

>>13465526
And youkais were humans before, your point?

>> No.13467722

>>13467679
What? No they weren't.

>> No.13467785

>>13467679
>>13467722
Some youkai were humans.
Most of them are beast or objects.

>> No.13468036

>>13463318
>implying moon rabbits are lunarian
I know it's difficult for you to figure out the difference because it requires you to think, but try, just once.

>> No.13468057
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The bunny traitor knocks on your door and invites you to remove the moon

Y [ ]

N [ ]

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When are you kids going to leave the hate bandwagon?

>> No.13468101

>>13468057
Will there be tea afterwards?

>> No.13468140

>>13468101
Of course

>> No.13468142

>>13468101
Fuck off limey. This is an american website.

>> No.13468143

>>13468142
I bring good tidings and burgers for your hungry mouth, American friend!

>> No.13468145

>>13468143
Imma throw your tea in the sea and throw a party. And then I'll burn a Guy Fawkes effigy to teach him to fail to murder your parliament.

>> No.13468154

>>13468145
I bring hamburger, cheeseburger, bacon cheeseburger!

Many burg!

>> No.13468156

>>13468154
YOU ARE A FRIEND

>> No.13468162
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Even a youk is better than a dirty moon

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>>13468156
THIS IS GOOD NEWS

>> No.13468166

I serve the Hakurei in all things.

>> No.13468204

Yokai > Shinto > Buddhism > shit > Taoism > Lunarians

I hope we're all in agreement here.

>> No.13468209

>>13468204
You =/= everyone.
Sorry to burst your bubble.

>> No.13468210

>>13468209
Impossible
I am everyone
Everyone is me
You are me
I am you

>> No.13468213

>>13468210
That sounds incredibly disgusting.
And I'm not saying that because I watched Carpenter's The Thing recently and was horrified by the special effects.

Go away borg.

>> No.13468215

Something needs removing, but even after reading this thread I'm not sure which side it is.

>> No.13468219

>>13468213
To get me to go away, you must go away as well

>> No.13468229

>>13468215
1) Remove Gensokyo
2) Release youkais everywhere in the world
3) Watch as 99% of world population is slaughtered
4) Watch as the remaining 1% turn into hermits to develop powers able to fight youkais off
5) Watch as the remaining humanity ascends to Bhava Agra as a reward
6) Watch as they burn down Bhava Agra out of hate because the celestials never bothered helping when mankind was being devoured
7) Watch as a new humanity is born from the ashes of a materialistic world
8) Get uneasy as the new mankind is now focused on spiritual powers and magic
9) Mock Tenshi and Yukari for failing.

>> No.13468235

>>13468229
>4) Watch as the remaining 1% turn into hermits to develop powers able to fight youkais off
>5) Watch as the remaining humanity ascends to Bhava Agra as a reward
Killing things is a surefire way not to get to Bhava-Agra actually.

>> No.13468240

>>13468235
I said "fight off". Not "fucking exterminate everything in sight and then rape their lifeless bodies before eating them because there's nothing out there to eat".
There's a subtle difference between these.

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This turn of events has challenged my feelings for Yorihime. I'll wait for the full game and listen to her side of this.

>> No.13468280

>>13468240
The method and the extent don't matter. There won't be a reward for killing, only rebirth in lower realms.
Unless you can fight them off non-lethally.

>> No.13468285

>でね、私のミッションは都に潜入する必要があるの

Metal Gear Udonge confirmed

>> No.13468288

>>13468280
I thought you couldn't kill youkais. Just seal them or take away their powers.

>> No.13468304

>>13468288
You didn't see what Reimu "ruthl3ss k1llA" Hakurei did to Nosferatu?

>> No.13468315

>>13468304
Haven't read them yet. The mangas with Kasen and Kosuzu.

>> No.13468316

>>13468315
You should. Reimu murdered someone in the Kosuzu manga.

>> No.13468321

>>13468288
the Symposium book notes that it's pretty tough but possible to kill youkai physically, but that it's much easier to destroy them spiritually.

for instance, if a youkai is possessed by a vengeful spirit that's pretty much it for them, not mental trace of the youkai will remain

>> No.13468327

>>13468321
Sounds metal as fuck.
How do I get a vengeful spirit to possess a youkai to make an army of slaves?

>> No.13468357

>>13468327
From the book
>Humans that are condemned to Hell after death often become vengeful spirits, so there are quite a few of them there.

But there are a bunch that are hanging around former hell. It is noted that they cannot speak, but Satori can read their minds, and Orin can communicate with them using her ability, which they like.

>> No.13468363

>>13468357
I got it.
1) start a satanic sect
2) have my goons murdering innocent people and then killing each other
3) they all go to hell
4) get them out of hell somehow
5) send them to possess youkais
6) have my own personal army
7) take over Gensokyo

>> No.13468435

Nuke the moon.
Nuke Gensokyo.
Cleanse the universe from this filth.

>> No.13468836

>>13468435
I don't want to piss off Raymoo

>> No.13468842

>>13468435
Nuke the moon
Shoot reimu in the face (no complicated approach or trick or duel, just approach her and BAM! Dead) to kill gensokyo

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>>13463343

I wonder how a moon princess would react to billions of impure life seeds flowing inside her deepest parts.

>> No.13468852

>>13468842
That will only make her more pissed than usual. Reimu is scary

>> No.13468863

>>13466791
>Sanae steps on the moon surface
>whole moon is instantly impure

I'll be laughing so hard if after this game moon is no longer a pure land and moonbitches are forced to live normal lives.

>> No.13468879

MG MG

>> No.13468890

>>13468852
A .45 to the face drop anything that breathes, and even some things that don't.

>> No.13468899
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Fuck the moon, revive Project A119.
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_A119
>The aim of the project was to detonate a nuclear bomb on the Moon

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>>13468435

Nuking the moon will do shit. They are protected inside a magical alternate dimension.

And doing something like that would make moon himes to go down to Earth and purify every major city.

>> No.13468927

Daily reminder that the Lunar Capital's protection works the same way as Kasen's house.

Coincidence? I think not, gentleman.

>> No.13468931

Gas the rabbits
Moon war now

>> No.13468938

I wonder if Miko's bedroom dimension is more secure than the moon. You wouldn't expect so, but it has had a 0% break in rate so far.

>> No.13468945

>>13468918
>that picture
I love it.

>> No.13468948

>>13468899
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_A119
What manner of imbeciles thought this was a good idea?
>Carl Sagan
Figures.

>> No.13468958

>>13468899
Wouldn't that completely fuck up the tides?

>> No.13468977

>>13468229
>3) Watch as 99% of world population is slaughtered

Science have something to say about that.

>> No.13468985

>>13468958
For the blast to be visible from Earth by the naked eye, the explosion would need to be tremendously powerful. Perhaps much bigger than the much feared Tzar Bomba. So probably yes.

>> No.13469018
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So anyways, was it ever explained why Watatsukis wear old clothes of polish aristocracy when rest of moon civilization resembles China? ZUN saw it on a vodka bottle or something?

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>>13468977
According to ZUN, only things with a history or legend behind them can used to battle youkai or destroy them. A gatling gun would not stop Suika, for example, but maybe a blessed sword like Joan d'Arc's sword would. Or have priests sanctify the troops.

Remember, you are dealing with nightmares and dreams.

>> No.13469030

>>13468958
No. You would have to massively displace some large chunk of the moon in order to fuck up the tides. It says in the article that the nuke they were intending to use was a firecracker even next to the Hiroshima weapon

>> No.13469036

>>13469018
>polish aristocracy

Where did you get that?

>> No.13469040

>>13469018
The guy who draw SSiB loved belt.

>>13469025
I don't remember Joan of Arc's sword even having a name. Try Durandal, Roland's sword instead.

>> No.13469041

>>13469018
Well, formal military dress is usually very different from regular clothing

>> No.13469058

>>13469040
Joan's sword didn't have a name. She simply took the sword from chapel. And since she is considered a saint, most people assumed the sword was holy. You can still find it in her chapel, although it will need some reforging.

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>>13469025
Just mass sanctify every equipment.

Also, science and beliefs of the outside world populace would weaken strong youkai / make weaker youkai that have their existence explained by science like Kyouko totally disappear.

>> No.13469064

>>13469058
>although it will need some reforging
Are we talking about Joan of Arc or about Isildur?

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>>13469060
Don't forget that the Outside World now has human psychics.

>> No.13469074

>>13469064
>Joan of Arc
Her sword. It was broken prior to her capture.

>> No.13469075
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I will take Joyeuse, Charlemagne's sword. It was also used by Louis IX, Saint Louis during his crusades.

>> No.13469077

>>13469074
That was a joke.
I'm sorry.

>>13469070
The Emperor is dead. Deal with it, imperial scum.

>> No.13469086

>>13469025
>Or have priests sanctify the troops.
Russia confirmed to single handily stop the youkai menace with sanctified nukes. They sanctify their equipment almost every years.

>> No.13469092

>>13468851
Congrats, you've got yourself the beginnings on an H doujin

>> No.13469100

>>13469077
The Emperor isn't dead.
Not yet, there are still multiple religions.
HOWEVER there are also many religious conflicts abound...

Age of Strife here i come!

>> No.13469105

>>13469092

Let's hope Watatsukis will finally get many of them.

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In before they have nothing to do with the invasion.

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>>13469123

Very likely.

They probably opposed the invasion but somebody took control of the city.

>> No.13469167

>>13463446
The free market will fix the Lunarian problem!

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>>13469092

Filling them with impurities would probably destroy their immortality. So they should be afraid of rape like on other female. Weird nobody used it in porn.

>> No.13469194

>>13465284
I know how MGMG is just supposed to be もぐもぐ, but I can't stop seeing it as Maschinengewehr.

>> No.13469212

>>13464811
>Bacon is quite literally a meme food
What exactly is this even supposed to mean?

>Char Siu is great
Chinese methods of cooking pork differ from traditional European pork preparations (such as ham and bacon), since Chinese never had the habit of killing farmed pigs before the winter. They simply killed the pig whenever, and then prepared the meat for cooking.

Europeans killed pigs before winter so that they had meat for the season, and needed to salt the meat so that it wouldn't spoil as quickly.

>>13464596
But Poland actually can into space, the Polish government provides partial funding for the European Space Agency. It won't be long before KURWA IV is launched from Warsaw Space Center and reaches Saturn.

>> No.13469214

>>13469194
I want to see an image of Ringo driving an MG convertible with a union jack on the bonnet.

>> No.13469223

>>13469086
>>13469070
>>13469025

so a wide scale earth vs youkai conflict would end up looking like imperium vs chaos essentially

>> No.13469232

>>13469223
>still no Shogun 2 : Total War Youkai Invasion mod
>life is suffering

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>>13469169
They've had a pet human twice before. The impurities one of human seem to have no grand effect.
Unless you want to pair them with suwako or something.

>> No.13469243

>>13469234
>Suwako raping the moonbitches with her Mishaguji-penis and corrupting them into curse gods like her
I have the weirdest boner right now.

It's got teeth and everything, looks kinda like an earthworm.

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>>13466655

>> No.13469252

>>13469234

So throw a 100 bums at them.

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>>13469243
But that's lewd anon, stop being lewd.

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>>13466848
Man, /jp/ really does hate moonbitches, huh? SSiB really is something.

>>13466871
Pic related, someone needs to finish what the Americans and Soviets started but never managed to complete.

>>13466829
You mean exchange dick fluids.

>> No.13469265

>>13469234

Makes you wonder if they were already married when they used Tarou like a walking vibrator.

It kind of seems like husbands in Touhou have less rights than slaves.

>> No.13469281

>>13466655
Doubt so. Chang'E may hate the moon and have authority over the moon rabbits, but unlike the sisters, she doesn't have any bone to pick with Gensokyo.
And if the Watatsukis wanted to fuck Yukari's shit up, they would attack her directly instead of sending a metallic spider that may or may not walk over Yukari's house eventually after a while.

>> No.13469282

>>13469260
>someone needs to finish what the Americans and Soviets started but never managed to complete

They were raped so hard humanity is still not allowed to land on Moon surface in the future where Renko and Maribel live.

>> No.13469291

>>13468272
Around moon apologist scum, never relax.

How much did Yorihime pay you to make this post on an anonymous imageboard?

I'm on to you, traitor.

>> No.13469303

>>13469265
I don't know about the moonbitches themselves, but the Toyotama-hime in myth is divorced because she told her husband not to look at her while she was giving birth. He proceeded to do that, saw her as the 20-meter long shark dragon that she is, and just kind of soiled his pants, which also kind of soured their relationship.

>> No.13469327

>>13469291

You would betray humanity for a moon pussy too.

>> No.13469341

>>13469327
You're making it sound bad.

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There is only one moonbitch i'd stick it in.

>> No.13469366

>>13469352
Eirin is older than mankind.

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>>13469366
Yes and?

>> No.13469380

>>13469371
I want to spank Eirin.

>> No.13469388

>>13469212
A meme food is food that is forced as a social phenomenon.

Recent examples include: Bacon, Hazelnut Spread, Sriracha Sauce, Chicken Wings, Sushi, Pho, "Greek yogurt",

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>> No.13469439

>>13469371
Wrinkly used goods. A woman's usefulness declines past the page of 30, think of how many centuries Eirin has been around for.

>>13469352
Useless bunny, only good for her sex appeal.

>> No.13469482
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Wow this thread grew while I was asleep.

I can feel /jp/'s Gensokyo pride and I am most pleased.

The Lunar menace WILL be beaten back, friends.

I just can't wait for the punishment endings.

DO NOT COUNT DAYS
DO NOT COUNT MILES
COUNT, ONLY THE NUMBER OF RABBITS YOU HAVE KILLED.

>> No.13469485

>>13463513
>>13463528
>Laibach_playing_intensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsA_N7hm6Nc

>> No.13469490

>>13469371
I want to spank Eirin until she cries like a little girl and beg for me to stop.

>> No.13469510

>>13469482
Can we kill Yukari while we're at it?

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>>13469485
>This video contains content from [Merlin] PIAS, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

>> No.13469518

>>13469510
Yeah, this. Why stop with Lunarians? We have another oppressive overlord to take care of.

Sic semper tyrannis.

>> No.13469530

>>13469510
As soon as she wakes up and notices something's up.

>> No.13469543

>>13469516
>PIAS
Stop living in shithole or use tor.

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I am feeling bad about Ran. The hole in the Hakurei Barrier will be hard to fix.

>> No.13469596
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Lunarians ACTUALLY INVADING GENSOKYO

Trying to kill all life on Earth

To think there are people on /jp/ RIGHT NOW who don't think every single one deserves execution

Kancolle fans posing as Lunarians wishing for the destruction of Touhou's world don't count.

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>> No.13469631

>>13463318
More lewds of 2hus in ZUN style art?

>> No.13469652

>>13469596
One more time, moon rabbits =/= lunarians, secondary-kun.
Maybe if you spent more time reading canon works instead of fapping to cheap fanworks, you'd know.

>> No.13469664

>>13469652
What the fuck are you talking about? Lunarians sent rabbit soldiers to Gensokyo and have a giant metal spider killing all life to turn the place into something that looks like the surface of the moon.

>> No.13469670

>>13469664
Oh really? Where is it said in the game?

>> No.13469671

>>13469518
Hell yes, my brother.

For a better world!

>> No.13469680

>>13469352

I'd fill every moonbitch with so much impure earthling semen they would become mortal.

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>>13469680
I think having sex with the moon or at least on the moon is a good strategy.

>> No.13469700

At least Yukari is smart enough to know that xenos filth needs to be eradicated

>> No.13469706

>>13469700
And yet she got fucking rekked when she tried and had to crawl like the scum she is and beg for her pathetic, sad life.

>> No.13469707

>>13469700
Shill please leave.

Both Yukari and space rabbits are scum.

>> No.13469711

>>13469597

Earth is instantly betrayed.

>> No.13469725

>>13469688
Physical contact with moon dust is a bad idea, breathing it in would kill a person.

Moon dust particles are far, far smaller than sand grains and very sharp.

>> No.13469727

>>13469670
Read the Japanese transcript, little one.

>> No.13469730

>>13469727
So, you don't have any proof. Noted.

>>13469725
>Physical contact with moon dust is a bad idea, breathing it in would kill a person.
Hi, Cave.

>> No.13469737

>>13469725
Then how did Lance Armstrong have sex on the moon then? Even though he managed to come back, wouldn't the moon dust have killed him off?

>> No.13469809

>>13469730
The proof is in the game.

In Japanese.

How hard is that to understand?

>> No.13469810

>>13468100
Where were you when /jp/ was bashing your waifus

>> No.13469818

>>13469809
I like how you're carefully avoiding to quote the exact proof of what you're saying.

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Eirin is lewd.

>> No.13469841

>>13469818
Not that guy, but from the manual, Marisa and Reisen's story:
>---The metallic spider's march of purification cannot be stopped.
>The trees wither before one's eyes. Not one blade of grass was left in the spider's tracks.
>When Gensokyo is completely purified, it will be transformed into a perfect world.
>Into a beautiful planet with no life on it...

The same part has Eirin and Kaguya talking about "them" arriving. Between that, rabbits making a base on the lake and the occult ball from the Lunar Capital, it's pretty obvious who's invading.

>> No.13469856

>>13469841
That's no proof that the lunarian are behind this. It may be Chang'E fucking around. Or the moon rabbits rebelling.

>> No.13469947

>>13469856
While Chang'e is a possibility, she doesn't really have any beef with Gensokyo and out of all people, her being a purity fanatic doesn't really make much sense, given the nature of her sin. Besides, her story in Touhou is altered compared to the original myth. Her drinking the Hourai elixir is considered a sin by the lunarians, which implies she may be one of them. Eirin also mentions that her real name is unpronouncable by anyone but lunarians, which further points to her being one. If that is true, then yes, it is a lunarian attacking. And I doubt she could pull that off without any support of the other residents of the Lunar Capital.

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It's so disappointing that none of the rabbits even have a futuristic looking outfit.

>> No.13470082

>"muh purity!"
>"we are literally pure land niqqa!"
>proceeds to have a goddamn civil war when even Gensokyo, with its multiple cultures, races, religions and ideologies not only avoided that but didn't even come close

L E L
E
L

>> No.13470087

>>13470082
Don't do that.

>> No.13470091

>>13470087
The situation deserves dank mockery.

>> No.13470110

The moon is literally ejected earth pus.

It has dead bacteria and dirt on it (dirt from landings of human objects)

It's radioactive and caked with dust.

It's never been pure.

>> No.13470122

>>13469947
Based on that logic, Alice's dolls acting strangely is Shinki's fault.

>> No.13470153

>>13470110
that's the fake moon, redard

>> No.13470197

>>13470153
>redard

>> No.13470205

>>13470122
That might be the most retarded example of false equivalence I've seen in quite a while. Alright, I'll explain it in the easiest way I can. The moon rabbits are soldiers. Soldiers obey these things called orders. The ones issuing the orders are either the lunarians (the Watatsukis or someone else) or Chang'e who might or might not be a lunarian. It is highly improbable that the rabbits whipped out an invasion on their own accord, unless some insanely charismatic and poweful rabbit convinced the others that they should listen to him and not the Watatsukis. I'll repeat that, don't compare an organized and professionally executed invasion by trained soldiers with orders from above to malfunctioning dolls.

>> No.13470218

>>13470205
>still doesn't have any proof that the lunarians are behind this except his own supposition and fantasy fueled by hs blind hate toward the women who beat his waifu during SSiB
>"you're retarded"
Nice argument. I'm totally convinced that lunarians are to blame for the invasion, even through there's no evidence of them giving orders to the rabbits or opening the passage through the Stage 3 dreamland.

>> No.13470236

>>13470205
>organized and professionally executed invasion by trained soldiers
>said professional and trained soldiers manage to get randomly ambushed by an inaba in school girl outfit
>Seiran is so spooked of Raymoo that despite claiming that any information leak will be punished by death, leaks said information in the same breath

LUNA MARINE CORPS STRONG

>> No.13470252

>>13470236
Besides, I dunno for that invasion force, but the Lunar Defense Corps under the Watatsukis' leading was more of a remand home for troublesome moon rabbits than a real army. They only fared well against Remi's fairy maids, after all.

>> No.13470263

>>13470218
Dude, did you even read what I said? I said the orders were issued by lunarians. There are more than two lunarians on the moon (see the part that says "the Watatsukis or someone else") and I acknowledge it was more likely someone else who attacked, given the sisters' respect for Eirin. I explained why I think Chang'e is a lunarian and why the rabbits are unlikely to attack independently from the lunarians. Of course we won't definitely know until the full game comes out, but who else do you think can be responsible?

>> No.13470280

>>13470263
>I said the orders were issued by lunarians
And where's your proof?
>I think Chang'e is a lunarian
I like that "I think". I also like how you think that a Chinese woman is a lunarian just like Eirin who's somehow older than mankind.
>we won't definitely know until the full game comes out
Nice to see you admit it.
>who else do you think can be responsible?
That's the difference between you and me. I don't "think", "suppose" or make up crap. I don't want to make stupid theories and claim that the moon should be nuked because a few rogue elements attacked Gensokyo, like >>13469596 said.

>> No.13470341

>>13470280
>And where's your proof?
You quoted the very line where I said I don't know and it's all speculation on my part. I thought that much was obvious from the beginning.
>I also like how you think that a Chinese woman is a lunarian just like Eirin who's somehow older than mankind.
The lunarians are people who went with Tsukuyomi when he left the earth, so her being older than mankind has nothing to do with that, Eirin became a lunarian because she chose so. As for Chang'e, I explained my arguments already in >>13469947
The main one being that if she was just some chinese woman who came to the moon then the lunarians wouldn't give a shit about her drinking the elixir (since she would already be impure).

If your whole point was that we shouldn't speculate anything and stay silent until the full game comes out then there wasn't any point to us having this discussion in the first place.

>> No.13470353

>>13470341
So in short, you talk and talk just to admit you don't have any proof of what you're saying, even through I've done nothing but ask for evidences since >>13469670. Nice job shooting yourself in the leg.

>> No.13470369

>>13470353
ゆっくりしていってね!

>> No.13470428

>>13470369
おいやめろ馬鹿 このスレは早くも終了ですね

>> No.13470447

>>13470428
>Nephew Stop it fool this thread It is the end as early
What the fuck?

>> No.13470453

>>13470447
Dude

>> No.13470456

>>13470447
Protip: If you need to use google translate, at least look at the phonetic transcript.

>> No.13470498

I find it funny that everybody blindly hates the Watatsukis.

>> No.13470507

>>13470498

I never hated them. They are probably not even behind this invasion.

>> No.13470607

>>13470498
Everybody what?

>> No.13471930

>>13470498

Blindly?

Name one other non-retarded charatcer who has a "destroy all life" M.O.

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>>13470341
Chang'e is most likely the reason.
Hell, the sisters have literally no reason to attack the moon, and they talk of a madperson causing chaos on the moon. Unless they're linking up Amaterasu vs Tsukuyomi which is actually very likely too.
Also, CiLR hints at a rebellion too.
But whoever it is it doesn't involve the moon sisters. Eirin taught them better than this

>>13471930
In any case, Yorihime did literally nothing wrong.
She even made friends with Reimu.
She also doesn't like to do pointless killing, which is what those rabbits are trying to do.


Toyohime would never actually kill all life on earth.
They even hid a human on the moon who actually ended up becoming a god.
And if it ever happens again they'd just send them back instead of doing any killing, which is what they did in SSIB
Everyone seems to forget who they are and instead focuses on how strong they are.

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