Perfume General #33

[Anonymous No.]

Previous thread >>13406452

MAXIMUM Shilling edition

>B-BUY THIS B-B-BOX PLEASE
http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/UPCP-9010

>ASSORTED PERFUME VIDEOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEgMmkYN4tM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBq9jpeOO_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHSAfy2n_Hk

>JUST IN CASE YOU NEED SOMETHING TO PUT THINGS INSIDE
http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/UPCP-9010

>SXSW "STORY" PERFORMANCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc3dRDV2cmw

>これ四角い物が買ってください
http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/UPCP-9010

>PERFUME SURVIVAL PACKS
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=636109 (starter pack)
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=639631 (PTA 1-6)
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=642330 (2 subbed concerts: Yoyogi, Tokyo Dome)

>LATEST SINGLE: Relax in the City // Pick Me Up
https://mega.co.nz/#F!l1ACHLjK!qrcB-H3n3i40IL-9WNhp-A

>DISCOGRAPHY
http://dl.pleb.me/perfume/

>ULTIMATE YOUTUBE PLAYLIST
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAwBrQ7qpGJ2MHtEdKAov5dbPQhnTZaRj

>MUST WATCH VIDEOS (SUBBED)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1xiWs4cjK-NG4E5GcvB9E3Vx4IgXaJN1 (TV appearances)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1xiWs4cjK-PbvpA-3dlzzIz9eHMid3p_ (Happy!)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL67nb6CK3K10Tm6ffWFHMq29lqU4iSizL (Perfume no Chandelier House)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1xiWs4cjK-MfZMKQ0A9mDaYTNFX6gRG5 (Documentaries)

>SOCIAL MEDIA AND FAN SITES
perfumedisco.com
perfume-city.com
vine.co/Perfume
twitter.com/Perfume_Staff

>4th Tour Dome Level 3
http://siripaste.com/IzN8Rxs (BD version, complete)

>5th Tour Gurun Gurun
https://mega.co.nz/#!ahBjEa6B!S6vu0JctHKHb-defkXZzxU1a9RAx4bsWwSmWCpMpOTk

>World Tour 1st Special FULL
https://mega.co.nz/#!iQsRRDYZ!3TFraTOkkQ29P4GhY_qM948xEqVVdrdfbr9NifWo_Nc

>Perfume Portfolio
https://mega.co.nz/#!phw2QAoJ!cOiVZgHF3KqRT-xKAec-KCN22PCIxcJp_SBjW0AaAkQ

For more Awesome Content (mirrors, Wallpapers and a JAV) see
http://pastebin.com/9rgP22De

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>>13452791
lets start this on the right track

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Second for our girl Yuka

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third for Kashiyuka's ankle braclet.

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4th for 4th member

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>>13453966
5th for the master

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Six for sex

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Does Japan/Perfume see Perfume as Idols or general j-pop artists?

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>>13455094
the music industry treats them like general j-pop artists.
amuse treats them like idols.
the population treat them differently, unlike akb there is no stigma for liking perfume yet there are a lot of people who like them like idols.

basically like us.

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https://mega.co.nz/#!95BkyByR!ieWs_PZOGPge5wUfSQWPL4TqzPG3zrcfAZ-9zhHUDCU

https://mega.co.nz/#!41Q1kS7J!6ZVDzrgOWvR6p9J_Bt1WfjkSmDuyxzF8Z3OZYUXfV6Y

>TFW OK GO is fucking your waifu.

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>>13452791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySpCpFFPw_o

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>>13455094
theyre an idol girl group

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>>13455138
Thanks, thats kinda how i've perceived it as well

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>>13455178
What is this?

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>>13455538
a fan interpretation of perfumes new album.
my dad works at amuse and I can say this is pretty accurate.

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>>13455152
Thanks for posting this. Now I hate OK GO even more :^)

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>>13456476
>>13455152
What happened. Can't dl right now.

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>>13455152
>mfw I remember how hard Kashiyuka shilled OkGo super hard at WT3 in LA
They must've been at that concert or something.

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>>13455138
>>13456476
When I was at WT3 in LA, Kashiyuka shilled OkGo super hard.

I think they must've been at that concert or something since people I talked to who went to New York didn't talk about her spending like 2 minutes plugging their cameo in the OKGO vid.

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>>13457132
they were.
LA confirmed for worst perfume concert of all time

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>>13457182
>"Let it Go" meme shit
>Ok!Go meme shit
>encore ruined
I really should've gone to the NY show.

I was literally next to the faggot who started doing the CHEESE BURGER chanting during what was supposed to be the encore fan song.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofQ-89FfN0I
>yuka is the granny.
>7 years later, yuka actually is the granny.
it came true guys

no amount of foot rubs or semen jelly is going to fix that.
she better take to using a pet bottle or sucking on other cylinder objects.

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>>13457896
Just watch her turn from a granny into a MILF.

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>>13457197
It was the same shit, they plugged okgo (yayyyy!) and sang let it go in ny. I didn't mind the Disney song, I give negative fucks about okgo and hope they all die in a plane crash

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>>13455152
What is this, the latest PTA dvd?

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>>13458370
Yeah but at least the NY venue was better and had more boxed seating. I'm a manlet and I could barely see anything at the LA show because they had everybody packed in the center like a can of sardines.

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>>13458406
I had box seating and felt like I was going to fall over the railing while standing up. =/


pro-tip: i was drinking liquor

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relax in the city is so nice...
what a nice easy going track

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>>13457896
do you have a link to the vid of pic related?

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>>13459641
Perfume - MUJACK 08.01.26

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>>13460001
thanks anon

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>>13458406
I was in line behind an Asian girl at the NY show who probably wasn't even five feet tall. Lord knows how she managed to see anything.

When I finally got into the venue and found a spot in the crowd, I heard some girls behind me say something like, "I can't believe there's a tall guy in front of me, I want to see too!" I'm thinking, bitch, you're the one who chose to stand behind me. If she were nice about it I would have let her go in front.

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>>13462015
the worst people were in the back by the tiny stairs that lead to the main floor area. i went to get some merch right as the intro was playing and they would not let me through to get to my seats. i kept tapping them on their shoulders and asking to be let through but they just stood their with arms folded like faggots lookng at me as if i were cutting in line. i had to just barge through them.

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>>13462157
>>13462015
>>13458406
man I feel so bad for you all, London was great. only problem was we had a fuck awful translator who couldn't speak English for shit, luckly I understand enough japanese to know exactly what A~chan was saying, she may be my waifu but she sure is a lazy cunt, didn't even practice English for us. Nocchi's English was perfect, I want a recording of her talking English so bad. I would sleep to that shit her accent and voice is so perfect. kasuuka's English was terribad but at least she tried.

another cringe ass thing was kushi asking for a good place to drink coffee (admittedly a shit fucking question, zero charisma confirmed) and some woman recommending nandos and the crowd laughing and perfume looking at the crowd like the fuck you niggers talking about? she repeated herself slowly to amplify my cringe reflexes cringe output and someone finally said "Starbucks" realizing the answer was even worse than the shit question someone recommended Costa which is a British exclusive coffee shop that sells the worst coffee I have ever had at a coffee chain in my life. kasuukushi pretty much had a "I should have never even tried" face on her by the end of it. I felt embarrassed for London. luckily we sang baby cruising love perfectly at the end and the staff at on PTA said London was great.

I heard some guy through a shirt on the stage in LA so my embarrassment isn't really comparable to LA fags but it was still pretty bad. I have no doubt that A~chan hated LA and Texas

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I knew how much yuka likes jojo but the fact that she still talks about it makes me happy. I wonder if she watches the manga

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>>13462609
Wow. The look on her face. Also, I commend her taste.

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>>13462609
>watches the manga
>the manga
>manga
get out of here

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>>13462609
Nocchi: noooooooo
Yuka: fucker

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>>13462654
mistake. obviously I meant to say anime.

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>>13462609
yuka: hey nocchi read jojo
nocchi: (maybe If I read jojo she will be my friend) O-Okay.
nocchi: (wow this jotaro guy is just like me, cool and totally not autistic, yuka was right)
nocchi: hey yuka that jotaro guy is real cool huh
yuka: no fuck you, jotaro is trash. gio a best.
nocchi: oh o-o-okay. I just thought...
yuka: stop talking to me
nocchi: o-okay.

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>>13463519
Not cool ;_;

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>>13463519
Really anon... that hit me hard

: (

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>>13463519
>wow this jotaro guy is just like me, cool and totally not autistic

I feel bad for laughing at this

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>>13462324
>I heard some guy through a shirt on the stage in LA so my embarrassment isn't really comparable to LA fags but it was still pretty bad. I have no doubt that A~chan hated LA and Texas
I think they're trying to brush LA under the rug since its been 7 months and still no photos of the meet and greet have been released yet while the NY meet has.

It was a clusterfuck, they started an hour and a half late, the merchandise was completely sold out before the show ended and the audience fucked up the encore song.

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>still no blu ray of the NYC show
fucking when

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I was riding home from the pub tonight when I got the most intense nocchi gf feels. my eyes got watery and everything man.

I laughed that shit off but for 10 minutes I seriously wanted to die because of no nocchi gf. is there anything harder to be on earth than a nocchi fag?

I'm not even a nocchi fag

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>>13465461
>tfw you will never be a shut-in and play vidya with nocchi 24/7
kill me

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>>13465461
just compromise and get a short haired jap gf. we're all gonna make it bro

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>>13466086
how am i supposed to get a japanese gf when i'm an american hiki
please advise

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>>13465461
Even though Yuka is my waifu this is a feel I know all too well

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>>13466669
penpal

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>>13463519
yuka is so based

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>>13465461
>my eyes got watery
you're not a nocchi fag, you're just a faggot

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>>13467903
hey doesn't want a autistic nocchi GF
NOT A REAL FAN DETECTED.

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>>13468149
nononono inverted elbow

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>>13468149
the flower looks like her nipple in the thumbnail

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>>13468153
Yuka got it too.

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>>13468153
>>13468183
all three of them have it.

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>>13468183
I know, please stop posting it 5ever.

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>you will never eat hundreds of onigiri with your nocchi gf because she was autistic and made too many.

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>>13468149
>posting a picture from facebook

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any of you guys heard of callme?

I first heard of them from other perfume fans but they were talking mad shit about how "its another band copying perfume, burn them"
I understand people shit talking cupitron and kus kus but man they seriously think this is copying perfume? just because it has 3 members?

the music is nothing alike, the members themselves write the lyrics, produce the music and do the choreography and yet they still get mad shit on the perfume facebook group

the instrumental for their songs are played live and they don't just use the studio version a-and they sing live

the facebook group are so increasingly autistic that it hurts, I have never met a more deluded group in my time.

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>>13468479
it's normies using facebook
a site that was primarily used for finding ass in college
what were you expecting?

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>yfw A~chan is the only person who cares about perfume now.

mikiko become a hack last year was the sign that the last person who cared about perfume has stopped trying.

the story of perfume is director of a famous group got placed with perfume and didn't want to fuck up her portfolio with a failed idol group so went full shill mode until they were successful. getting big name nakata to make there music and pretty much putting everything she had into making them make it big. nakata never gave a fuck about perfume and they have always just been a pay check for him.

pretty much ever since game went double platinum their manager has given zero fucks. kashiyuka stopped giving a fuck god knows when, and nocchi never gave any fucks. perfume has been going so long that mother figure mikiko doesn't even give a fuck anymore. she is probably tired of making dances for the same group over and over and she has other work and wants to do new things.

A~chan I litrually the only person who is passionate at this point. and seeing everyone else not care must be killing her, everyone is waiting for them to fade away but she never wants it to die poor girl, she should go solo for sure after, I would support that

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>>13465461
I got those feels from Macaroni Nocchi ver. PV
Why live?

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>>13469101

>Nocchi never gave any fucks.

I'm pretty sure Ayano "i'd be dead in a ditch if i weren't in perfume" Oomoto gives a lot of fucks.

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>>13469868
That's seriously one of their best MVs. I wish there'd be more simple stuff like that with the individual members.

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have you bought your box yet?

Please do it for her if you haven't. She needs to feed Lyon.

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>>13470319
good idea, we can starve lyon out.

If I can't lick yuka's feet than nothing can

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>>13462015
I spooked one Asian girl when I tapped her shoulder to tell her to move in front of me so she could see. Despite my kind act, some jerks pushed their way and blocked me and some other people midconcert. Some real douches were present that night.

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>>13471297
General Admission is a free-for-all.

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>>13471336
I knew it would be but it just gets me every time something like that occurs. On a lighter side from that experience, I was next to a guy who knew all the lyrics and was mimicking the dance the best he could with the space.

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>>13471297
I despise tall and fat people in concerts

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>>13471425
tfw

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>>13470461
>lyon
Why do I keep imagining that cat as some stereotypical French fuckhead whenever I read his name

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>>13474219
its short for lyon me i'm a whore

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>>13474219
hon hon hon

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>>13474219
>>13474219
>>13474221
>>13474226
hon hon hon i have seen your waifus titties, mon ami

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>>13452837
is this achan

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the longer you know of A~chan. the more beautiful she looks. maybe its just my bias, and I understand that it is physically impossible for a woman to be more attractive than nocchi. but, I feel as if A~chan is more stunning, just looking at A~chan gives me feels whilst nocchi has to do something like smile or laugh.

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>>13474912
はい

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>>13474919
what you feel is true love

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>>13474925
where from

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>>13474942
perfume second tour.
worth a watch, other than gurun gurun its their best live. its small and comfy and they do all of their best dances.

its tied second with badoukaan for sure.

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>>13474919

I'm a yukafag but achan has the best smile. she seems like the best wife material too.

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>>13474957
ah is it the one where they start with night flight

i only ever saw it in super shitty quality
i'll look for it, thanks

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RitC is doing shit on the Oricon charts right now
Fuck you Nakata lmao

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>>13477370
please buy the box

a-chan is on hunger strike until you buy it.

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the way this thread was going made me finally upload this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYD-pSp5Apw

A~chan will never call out your name like that, I just want to die this is now an A~chan thread

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>>13477439
What happens? aJEWS blocked it for copyright

>>13477430
getting real tired of all this box shilling...

Who am i kidding, it's great

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>>13477430
A-Chan: please buy box i dont want group to die
Yuka: fuck what am i going to do now
Nocchi: *is farting*

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>>13477439
Please re-upload without A-Chan in title

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>>13477430
Do you have link to video of where picture is from?

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>>13477439
fucking amuse
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2pzowr_this-is-why-i-love-a-chan_tv

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>>13477526
>>13477553
if you buy the box they'll try to sell it and if you don't they'll try to sell it harder!

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>>13477576
was that her sucking up to their shit prime minister?

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>>13477578
I'm starting to feel bad for not buying it.
I recently lost my job and money is tight as fuck, so buying it would be stupid but I can't help but think that a few days of food isn't worth risking losing out on the box. I'm a huge fag, their shilling is actually effective on me they are shilling the box almost like they understand that the A~sides are not enough alone to get them to number 1

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>>13465056
this summer

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Am I the only one who thinks A~chan is the hottest girl now? Nocchi and Yuka aren't aging well while A~chan is looking better than ever.

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>>13477723
Nocchi is aging great, I don't know what you are talking about.
A~chan is aging a little less well than nocchi if you ask me. she is still looking fucking fantastic though.

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more texas posting from nocchi

"In We arrived in Austin at night,
the morning of the second day, we went to eat barbecue with 40 people staff a total.
The magnitude of the cactus growing in front of the store, finally I feel Texas."

its just google translate. no one has translated it yet.

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>>13477763
So she's just uploading months old pics? Wtf lmao

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>>13477773
nocchi seems to have a quota and can't think of shit to post so she is just posting old shit lying around on her phone.

every post blows yuka the fuck out so she doesn't mind,

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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2h8le2_bonus-disc-04-i-still-love-u-the-spoilers-version_music
I always forget this video and come back to it remembering it is the best thing ever.

A~chan feet in HD. thank you lord.

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>>13477885
too bad the little box where it shows them getting their feet massaged is like the size of a PTA video.

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>>13478147
wait till the end. they put them on the main screen

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>>13477885
>>13478147
>>13478209
>wearing tights
>can still see the ankle braclet under them
why did she wear that ankle bracelet so much and then never again after 2009?

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>>13478346
broke up with her bf that gave it to her

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Relax in the city mv out today go download for perfume!

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>>13474919
>tfw iktf

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>>13466669
My university had an exchange program where I was an "ambassador" lel and I met a lot of jap qts. Or save up and go to Japan, they love americans

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I bought the box.

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>>13479789
Good, what are you going to do with the coaster?

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>>13479814
Does it come with a coaster? I always wanted one.

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>>13479814
I don't know but it's a cute coaster.

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>>13479833
pics pls

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>>13479840

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>>13479850
even when its a cartoon it goes yuka > nocchi >>>>>>>>>a~chan

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>>13479850
Would i be a son of bitch for purchasing this box just for that coaster?

>>13479856
Yeah, crazy how that works out

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>>13479868
I bet you bought Mirai no Museum for the stickers.

I use the sticker sheet as a bookmark

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Aw shoot, why did I pre-order it from amazon.jp?! I should stuck to cdjapan

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Anyone notice they just upgrade bunch of their older MV to 1080p on the official youtube channel

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>>13480112
They aren't true HD though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySlbW5o0bHg
>this is what passes for an MV
Laziest shit since they've had since the "Fake It" MV which nobody wanted or asked for since Nee was infinitely better and came out several years earlier.

>but muh anniversary its special blah blahb blah
I'm tired of this excuse. Nobody's going to remember Relax in the City/Pick me Up when they look back on their careers. They're going to remember Electro World, Chocolate Disco, Polyrhythn, GAME, Love the World, Dream Fighter and maybe the stuff off of JPN like Nee and Spice.

If they want to celebrate their anniversary why not do something special for it instead of something lazy and uninspired.

still bought the box though

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>>13480576
Yeah i saw this had been uploaded earlier today.

I didn't realise it hadn't been uploaded yet

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Anyone has the Pick Me Up ringtone?

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>>13479868
the other LE comes with a coaster as well

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Toumei Ningen is totally a feels song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfJm4vWhqvU

Invisible man, invisible man
Nobody notices me

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>>13480576
they literally made the FAKE IT MV because everybody asked for it

it's just another case of B-side > A-side. deal with it nerd.

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The single is not even in the Oricon top 30 anymore
The Japanese don't even like it

>in clubs in the United States
topkek

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>>13481565
this puts the constant shilling in perspective. i actually feel pretty sad about this.

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>>13479850
Missed opportunity to post a picture of CD instead

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>>13481565
Singles are front loaded. Everybody who wants it buys it within the first week or two, unless it's a mega hit.

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>>13481369
to many gain.
to may pains.
its about /fit/

its about me

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>>13481565
>honorifics when speaking English
>this triggers the autism

I'm glad its doing poorly, pick me up was a pile of shit and it serves them right for not making tomen ningen an A~side. it would have done much better than the other two but because they want to break into America they had to choose the two English title tracks and one of them HAD to be the western pandering shit show. they fucked up when they didn't advertise tomen nigen as it is a 10/10 song.

amuse fucked up.

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>>13481565
>>13481741
Please do not blame the girls
This is all fucking Nakata's fault

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It's interesting looking at the sales/popularity charts.

It seems Perfume's popularity started to decline with Magic of Love, but maybe that's only because Spring of Life and Spending All My Time were big hits. MOL/Sweet Refrain/RITC/PMU all have pretty meh sales. Cling Cling was relatively strong, but still a good 20,000~ below SAMT. RITC/PMU is their worst selling single since Baby Cruising Love/Macaroni, both selling 66k copies. I suppose it'll beat BCL eventually, though, as long as it limps along for another 1000~ sales.

1mm is also by far their most popular promotional single. Well deserved since it's a masterpiece.

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>>13481788
actually, it's probably already beaten BCL if you factor in international sales.

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>>13481776
I don't think he picks which represents the single.
he has less control of the music than people think

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>>13481883
He made the shit songs, anon
He has full control of his output

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>>13481906
thats a good point.
I'm not a nakata cock sucker I was just thinking amuse probably asked for a western sounding song but he could have done a better job for sure.

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>>13480576

If you think the music video is lazy, congratulations. You have zero understanding of visual storytelling and you're visually illiterate.

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>>13481731
don't forget leaving mankind behind

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never forget, if your waifu can transcend feel and make it into smug, so can you. just think smug thoughts.

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>>13481956
>It's stylistically designed to be shit!

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>>13481534
>it's just another case of B-side > A-side. deal with it nerd.
Nee is one of their few a-sides in the past 5 years that shits on the b-side. The dance, MV and outfits are so much better than the Fake It crap we got for the Love the World Compilation.

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>>13482968
look man, fake it isn't a bad song. it's a good song. especially when you compare it to this era's singles.
ge over it.
m8

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>>13482968
agreed

>>13481741
What do you people see in Toumei Ningen? I don't necessarily hate it, but I don't get how people can call Pick Me Up westernized trash, when Toumei Ningen sounds like generic 90s western dance music, especially with those dated super saws. I can find something I like in each song, but don't get how people can hate PMU, but consider TN 10/10

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>>13483414
The a-sides are literally so bad that they're just trying to find a bright spot

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>>13483443
Yeah that's what I assumed. I was quite disappointed with all three songs, but i guess I still have hope

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>>13483414
All three songs are 5/5s.

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>>13483581
except Relax in the City and Pick me Up.

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>>13484212
triple watermarks!

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[Anonymous No.]

Nocchi confirmed as the superior member.
If you disagree, you are a kindergarten-level pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13484242
Dem amino acids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13484242
>Sisters

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>>13484216
I got it without.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13484272
>whole thing reads like something I'd see on tumblr
There're people in this thread who thought that picture was funny. They are among us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13484272
"Bro, do you even lift" but plural female version (and sis's sounds stupid)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13484294
I didn't laugh, I didn't smile. but I appreciated it.
its probably just the reference to nocchi and numbers and also the autism.

everyone knows that only A~chan fags can make quality memes

[Anonymous No.]

please don't kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13484549
I kekked anon.

I'm just going to go ahead and not mention whether I prefer Yuka or Nocchi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13484549
>*----- intensifies*
do people honestly still find this funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13484640
So tell me anon, what else should I have written? Autism elevates? Autism bonerizes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13484687
make your own meme

[Anonymous No.]

>Nocchis Polyrhythm haircut will never have a comeback

[Anonymous No.]

>>13484549
fight me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13485700
thats a real funny way of spelling baby crusing love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13484549
>using romanji

[Anonymous No.]

>>13485700
it's a terrible feel i know
literally the only haircut better than the current one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13486093
Her goofy smiles in that MV are really comfy

[Anonymous No.]

do you guys ever visit other parts of /jp/? I don't and I just stumble upon a Shoko-tan hate thread. I feel confused somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

Fushizen na Girl is my favorite Nocchi hair.

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>>13487861
too short for my tastes but I respect your opinion as it doesn't differ from my own personal preferences too much and I am incline to agree that it is a good hair style

picture related, its nocchi's real best hair. she will never ever have this hair again

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>>13487970
more best hair for you.

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>>13487970
She's said before she wishes her hair was even shorter than it was in VOICE.

Kashiyuka's hair goes down to her ass and Nocchi practically wants a pixie cut. It'd be interesting to see what they'd do if they could style their own hair.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we agree that GLITTERYuka is best Kashiyuka hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13488285
yes, easily. why do you think we never discuss yuka hair? because there is no dispute which hair is the best.

cling cling is also damn good

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>>13486093
how the hell did she change her appearance so much? plastic surgery?

I know S. Koreans love that plastic surgery but what about the Japanese?

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>>13488494
>thinking the change is drastic when you see the gradual progression in front of your face
>being this much of a retard
nocchi is the one who has changed the least and yet everyone says surgery. I seriously hate these normal fags. please leave. go back to facebook, tumblr or /b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13488637
Not him, but don't be so butthurt. Nocchi definitely has changed the most and I definitely don't think it's surgery. A-Chan to me has changed the least. For their cases it was an improvement at least, my waifu on the other hand is slowly deteriorating

[Anonymous No.]

>>13488637
>so much butthurt

the change is dramatic if you look at it from both ends. If you were to have the 'old' nocchi stand to her former self, almost anyone would say they were different people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13488285
GAME is the best.

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>>13488642
>>13488637
>having down syndrome
I feel bad for you

>bubby nocchi
chubby face, large eyes
>bee hive nocchi
same nose, same lips, eyes seem smaller as eyes do not grow at the same rate of the rest of the face.
>gravure nocchi
same nose same lips, squinting in both pictures, face is a lot less chubby.
>sweet donuts nocchi
same nose, same lips, wearing make up to make eyes look wider, different hair making face look round.
>monokuruomu efekuto nocchi
same nose, same lips, different make up making her eyes look smaller than the one before, hair makes head look less round again.
>end of indies nocchi
looks pretty much exactly the same as sweet donuts except with small eyes due to lack of make up
>chokoreito disuko nocchi
looks exactly the same as sweet donuts nocchi only older looking.
>gold chain nocchi
hair on left makes her head look less round while one on right makes it look more round, not sure if the same hair cut at different angles but looks to be a different hair cut. other wise looks the same only with different eyes due to lack of make up
>baby cruising love nocchi
much better make up artist making her look 15/10, hair is changed from round bob to her classic onigiri shape making her head look less round than in chocolate disco.

at no point do any of her features change. her face gets less chubby, her eyes shrink and widen depending on make up.

she has by far changed the least, how can you say A~chan has changed the least, she has by far changed the most.

yuka hasn't changed too much but during puberty her change was drastic and rapid.
A~chan has 4 signature looks and looks completely different in each Indies chan looks nothing like chubby chan, chubby chan looks nothing like spice chan and spice chan looks nothing like modern A~chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13488285
GAME is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13488881
just a reminder of how different she actually looks.

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>>13488899

[Anonymous No.]

I just watched PTA Vol. 7 and the NY meet and greet go shafted in onscreen time compared to the LA meet and greet
That's what you get for leaking photos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13489160
Still havent seen any photos of the LA meet&greet

btw is it up on jpopsuki yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13489175
No clue, how can I rip a dvd?
If you can toss me some quick help I can have it up for you guys tomorrow after work if it isn't up on jpopsuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13489219
I think MakeMKV, DVD to ISO, and BurnAware are the programs most people use? I have only ever re-encoded from an ISO, so I don't really know too much about the ripping process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13489219
ImgBurn or CDBurnerXP for creating an ISO. If the DVD comes with copy protection you need to use something like AnyDVD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13489878
>>13490039
Cool, thanks guys. I'll get it out tonight for you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13488881
Christ they were utter mingers back in the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13487970
>>13487987
She's like a million times hotter with that hair. Damn. Now I see what you guys see in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13492619
not realizing that they amuse sabotage nocchi so that the other two members don't look ugly by comparison

how new are you

every now and then amuse lets a company do what they like with perfume and nocchi gets the justice she deserves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13492655
>sabotaging the most popular meme member
>nocchifags are this deluded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13492655
>Nocchifags everybody

Come on anon, I'd agree that she's the most attractive, facially - but she's not THAT much more attractive than the other two

[Anonymous No.]

>>13492793
>>13493240
yuka fags mad because all the kings men and all the kings horses can't stop yuka from looking like shit past 2013

it has been an uphill battle since 2012 but at least they could pull it off
no A~chan fags disagreeing because only a yuka fag can be this blind and deluded

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>>13493289
I'm not disagreeing that Yukas looks have deteriorated, because they definitely have. She still looks great. I'm saying your deluded if you think amuse "sabotage" Nocchi.

As expected of worst fanbase I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13493240
Sauce on vidya pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13493289
>not supporting your waifu no matter how ugly she's getting
Besides, it's always 2008-2012 in my headcanon. Nocchi has the most bandwagon fans, newfans and memesters so your fanbase will always be the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13493289
>not supporting your waifu no matter how ugly she's getting
Besides, it's always 2008-2012 in my headcanon. Nocchi has the most bandwagon fans, newfans and memesters so your fanbase will always be the worst.
>>13493383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxVThjd-d4A
here

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>>13493289
Yuka looks fine in person
>pro-tip i met her

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>>13493356
>GAME lands
>perfume is at the height of their popularity
>polls come in, 85% of japan likes the same member of a 3 girl group
>suddenly her personality is showcased less
>still everyone likes her the most
>sabotage her hair
>starts to even out a bit more but still in her favor

A~chan has always talked over the rest but nocchi had her moments until 2012ish, yuka has always been near silent.
maybe she became depressed because she was being silenced, not silent because she became depressed.

AMUSE HATES NOCCHI, THEY ALWAYS SHILLED YUKA AS THE CUTE PRETTY ONE BUT JAPAN DOESN'T GIVE TOO FUCK ABOUT YUKA

>implying no one cheering A~chan and the yuka cheers being drowned out by the nocchi chants isn't a lot to do with nocchi being marketed as the cool quirky one. they have been trying to balance out the fan base since sweet donuts.
during the early days you could probably count the A~chan and yuka fans combined on your hands.

the shitty center parting was a way to make her look like complete shit.

implying yuka isn't holding perfume back with her constant reminding the japanese population that they are 26, implying she isn't holding them back with her in ability to sing or even produce a sound for longer than 3 minutes implying they shouldn't replace her so she can hurry up and do jav already

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>>13474942
it's from the zero gravity performance.

>>13493356
I'm still a yukafag in spite of her decline. I think it's because she stopped bathing in the semen of virgin men everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13493442
Did you bang

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>>13493442
how much did she fuck you to say that?

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>>13493449
>implying yuka isn't holding perfume back with her constant reminding the japanese population that they are 26, implying she isn't holding them back with her in ability to sing or even produce a sound for longer than 3 minutes
Perfume was founded by A-Chan and Kashi. Nocchi is a third wheel for the bandwagoners to jump on.

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>>13493449
>the shitty center parting was a way to make her look like complete shit.
seems you cant botch the nocchi

[Anonymous No.]

yuka sings worst, dances worst and even acts worst.

what CAN she do?

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>>13493522
>dances worst
nice meme. She's the best dancer.
Nocchi has:
>the worst legs
>the worst fans
>the worst PTA dvd segments
>2nd best vocals
>the best face
>admitted she'd be dead in a ditch if A-Chan hadn't dragged her into Perfume because her mom made her add a 3rd member to the group

Your waifu is just a pretty face, m8.

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>>13493449

Yuka sings fine enough. They're not a fucking diva group, they don't need to excel in vocal performance.

Her dancing is fine. You faggots always resort to that one edge webm

I love all three girls, and so do all their other fans. the only people who would consider replacing a member are you faggots.

>>13493522

Have a fanbase that isn't complete shit

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>>13493546
>worst legs
correct
>worst fans
correct
>worst PTA segments.
classic yuka fag delusion.

>yuka
>best dancer
m80. who are you trying to fool?

inb4 edge.webm she is slothful and minimalist all the time, if you don't notice it its because you don't watch the others the only reason I to watch yuka is for the sexy out fit and the upskirts which I do a lot I must admit, the only thing yuka offers to perfume is having the best body in the world

JAV WHEN?

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>>13493564
They're just jealous Kashiyuka doesn't have the personality of a pet rock.
>edge webm
I don't even get what this means when they post it. They each got their own segment and it looked cool. https://youtu.be/6kjo0HQAVcg?t=259
If we compare other Edge performances then Nocchi seems to have the worst here.

Should I make a webm of Nocchi doing two moves with her arms?
>>13493571
>she is slothful and minimalist all the time, if you don't notice it its because you don't watch the others
Shut your mouth she's a perfectionist and cried on the radio after she made one mistake at the start of Tokyo Dome during the Secret Secret performance. A-Chan makes more mistakes than her.

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>>13493587
she cried from guilt of taking up a slot in perfume when someone who is actually talented could fill it. lucky A~chan felt sorry for her because she was bullied as a kid and let her be in her band.

I bet kawayuka was better than her too

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>>13493609
I wonder how Kawayuka feels after quitting.

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>>13493564
>yuka sings fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEAu-sbC6n8
baby cruising love (live).mp4

she is whispering by the end of the song. I guess using her voice is too strenuous for her.

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>>13493624
she doesn't she is dead in a ditch

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>>13493634
>nocchi sings fine
https://youtu.be/T1vMvxHVTk8?t=362
two can play that game.

Kashiyuka must've sabotaged Nocchi's microphone here since you can hear her try to sing.

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how do you guys all handle your perfume feels?
what do you tend to do after watching macaroni or perfume quest?

I usually sit and stare at perfume pictures and listen to game again.

if it wasn't for perfume I would be dead in a ditch

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>>13493849
Cry myself to sleep

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>>13493849
I try to remember how A-Chan's hands felt as she warmed my hands for 5 long minutes in LA

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>>13493886
anon please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13493887
You can never take that meet and greet away from me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13493849
>tfw you zone out looking at pictures of your waifu daydreaming

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>>13493849
pictures and rewatching shit over and over

I watched Glitter's MV like 4-5 times in the same hour once

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/4369786

straw poll time.

lets see why everyone comes here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13494325
no.

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>>13493658
tbh it's nearly impossible to tell who was making those noises

[Anonymous No.]

PTA 7
enjoyee

https://mega.co.nz/#!xpBBiQ4Y!YiAYN_KztY6EPVdSElCONLe36U59h9megCG9erI61Bw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13494782
Well done anon. DL'ing now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13493658
that's clearly kashi singing lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>13494782
someone torrent pls, mega's giving me 700kb/s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13495033
700kbs is better than what i would get torrenting...

>tfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13495144
the ability to resume the download is good enough, esp for such a huge file

[Anonymous No.]

mega is acting like a cunt to me, its neither working in chrome or firefox. please someone upload it to nyaa.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did they do it, bros?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13493849

[Anonymous No.]

>she wore a tennis skirt :)
>she wore leggings underneath :(
I feel cheated, I feel robbed, I feel disenfranchised

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone dong all right with getting PTA 7?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13492547
gob that to me mug and see what comes about mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13496583
I don't get it, why did you repost the same image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13496769
why do her legs look so thin and shapeless there? they normally look so thick and sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13497848
in person, they are thin and toned

[Anonymous No.]

>>13497848
heels make a big difference, she's wearing sneakers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13497848

[Anonymous No.]

>>13497994
>heels make a big difference
This. They're all like 5'1-5'2 and probably weigh 100 pounds.

Heels make their legs look better.

[Anonymous No.]

For anyone looking for DVD Vol. 7 that isn't on jpopsuki.

http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=691386

Thanks to the anon who uploaded the ISO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13498288
No, anon! This was just for users of this thread!
Why did you do this with my files!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13498308
I ripped the dvd and I don't mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13498237
>you will never smell those socks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13452791
The BD-Box has been uploaded to Jpopsuki.eu days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13498787
pls don't do this to me anon ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

who thought them wailing the verses in Pick me Up was a good idea?

The chorus is alright but these verses are terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499152
Perfume was a mistake

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>>13499152
I don't mind the first verse, with the guitars (Which admittedly were ruined for me when I listened to the instrumental and realized how shitty they sounded). I even liked Nocchis part, but i do agree that it sounded too human and emotional for Perfume. Maybe Nakata should've vocoded the shit out of their voices?

I hate the chorus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499213
>I even liked Nocchis part
That's the part I hate the most. A-Chan nailed it but Nocchi is too out of place and I can't hear Kashi at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499229
I definitely agree that A-chan sounded a lot better during that part in the second verse.

But that's why I said "i EVEN liked" because i can see why a lot of people would think it was shit

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>>13498837
It's too late.
>>13499245
Toumei Ningen better have some amazing choreo to salvage this single, imo. A-Chan vocals are the only thing twinkling out of this turd. Pick Me Up feels like Nakata decided to just stop mixing their vocals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13498809
BD-Box????

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499152
I prefer the verses, the chorus is retarded. In fact, the whole CD is retarded.
I enjoy Perfume because it is energetic, danceable, electropop with disco esque beats and processed vocals, why the fuck does he feel the need to change it? People aren't looking for a different sound, if they were, they would have never been fans of Perfume or their first two albums that elevated them. This is Japanese music dammit, we don't want you to try new things, because whenever you do, it just fucking sucks and panders to a different crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499211
>dumb sluts who can't sing
>A~chan not in the image

not sure if intentional, but well done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499403
>A-Chan
>not the only one who CAN sing
bold and brash. I like your style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499386
i pretty much feel the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>13498237
>nocchi dressing like a grandma
best, most purest waifu reconfirmed for the 100000000000th time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499769
１０男

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499851
nocchi is really pretty but she's certainly no yuka

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499864
>acneyuka

[Anonymous No.]

>>13493393
tyvm anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13493658
that's clearly yuka
she's the only one who can't sing

can't sing, dances kinda stiff, no energy, poor girl
good think she's so pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499913
its a-chan, notice how it always stops when she starts shouting

[Anonymous No.]

sooo did anyone else notice that the pta 7 rip that's being tossed around has a virus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499947
it doesn't stop you just can't hear it as well cause, you know, a~chan is shouting

a~chan is the best singer of the three
and you can't tell it's yuka's voice cause it has that shaky (??) thing her voice has when she's speaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499962
Get some quality headphones, it's easy to hear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499951
Its just a backdoor program no need to worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13498288
what exactly is in the mega link that makes it 8GB?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13498308
ridiculously huge files just do not belong on mega m8

[Anonymous No.]

bend over more you bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13499951
mega or nyaa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13500683
it has all 3 parts in one file, and all three as separate ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13500722
I wish there were more pics of her butt. I bet it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13500722
>>13501097
BURY ME IN YOUR KUSHI, KUSHI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13500683
I did a quick rip into mkv files

[Anonymous No.]

>>13500855
They're both the same, someone put my files from mega up on nyaa and jpopsuki. No virus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13501706
thanks m8 you're a lifesaver

[Anonymous No.]

>>13501717
No problem, enjoy!
I didn't really check the rips past a few seconds, if there are any issues let me know and I'll put together a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

still waiting for World Tour 3 blu-ray

[Anonymous No.]

>>13502255
they just announced a summer release, fuccboi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13502799
still waiting for it's release this summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13494782
Thanks anon!! Could you upload the ISO file with menus if it's not much trouble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13503464
why do you need menus?
you greedy motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

imagine how popular they would be

[Anonymous No.]

Anon Why don't You Take me Take me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13509880
Because you're a fucking tease.

Been years since we've had good fan service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13509880
because I had a long workday you needy bitch!
i matter too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13511037
nocchi's smile is magical

[Anonymous No.]

>>13494782
Can you also rip the DVD into an ISO file, it will be greatly appreciated. Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13509985

obviously nudes are out of the question, but we could at least get hi-res wrinkled soles. it shouldn't be too much to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13511899
belly, butt, feet or cleavage isn't out of the question.

The babyshitters probably get more fan service than us with their underage idols.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13512172
Goddamn

Yuka is literally the closest thing the human race has to an angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13511899
>but we could at least get hi-res wrinkled soles

God damn it, please amuse. I'm donating as much semen as possible, but I'm only one man after all ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13509880
I can't reach you ;_;

But i'd love to take you take you, preferably tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13511899
You're getting greedy anon

[Anonymous No.]

new thread already.
>>13514235

new threads tend to get conversation rolling again, no idea why but every stops talking once it get to around 300 posts.