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[Anonymous No.]

>Previous thread >>13442367 →
But that's the current thread, not the previous, you shitty moron.

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>>13444815
I don't like this meme.

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abyss is OLEV

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Serious question: Is this game halal?
This is important.

I like the cute girls and how you can play this game on toasters, but while I'm not really interested in religion I don't want issues with my family who do.

And why does the captcha call hamburgers sandwiches? Those are completely different.

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>>13445834
The game is basically Japan worship, but there's no religion involved.

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>>13445841
Can the characters be considered idolatry (or a subject of)?
This is the biggest issue I'm worried about and islam is very strict on it..
I saw images of some "torpedo goddess" and I'm not sure what to make of it.

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>>13445860
If you put enough faith into anything, it becomes an idol of worship. You will probably be fine.

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>>13445866
Excuse me, but you don't seem to be too knowledgeable about islamic tenets (admittedly, me neither). I asked my question in the sense of quoran and theological discourse.
What you just said I can't say back to my family.

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Anyone?
I want to avoid taking the issue to my local mosque since they are not really up to date with the internet.

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You would expect there would be some islamic players who could give advice.
Guess I will have to wait playing this game until I move to the UK.

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Who's your favorite admiral?

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>>13446469
Tegethoff

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>>13446469
Nimitz was a bro.

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>>13446469
Kurita

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Unryuu and Yuu, come to me please. I only wish to shower you in love.

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>>13445892
this is such an odd exchange and I can't tell if it's real

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>>13445860
>>13445985
You marry ships you like. Marriage is obviously halal. Fucking someone you already married is also halal. Well, except that you can't actually fuck your married ship.
>torpedo goddesses
Some people worship those lesbian torpedo sluts but they are actually shit. Nobody is obliged to worship them.

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>>13449381
None of the girls are sluts you fucking retard. They were all warships before the events of the game, so they're virgins. No official material suggests otherwise.

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Is there any point to using dive-bombers over torpedo-bombers? I always just load up my carriers with torpedoes and fighters (when necessary), am I doing it wrong?

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>>13449577
They know men. They had a bunch of men in their bellies and they died from enemy rape.
They ARE sluts.

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>>13449585
>They know men.

Yeah, knowing about the existence of men, or having conversations with men makes women sluts. Yep. Just in case you weren't sure, that was sarcasm you fucking retard.

>They had a bunch of men in their bellies

They were previously inaminate objects used as vehicles of war. Having humans in their quarters and sections had zero sexual connotations.

>they died from enemy rape.

They died from shells, fire, torpedoes or whatever else, none of which constitutes "rape." And as well as that, rape does not make a woman a slut. That's retarded, it's completely unwilling.

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>>13449602
>Yeah, knowing about the existence of men, or having conversations with men makes women sluts. Yep. Just in case you weren't sure, that was sarcasm you fucking retard.
I see english is not your first language since you completely missed the implied connotations you fucking retard.

>They were previously inaminate objects used as vehicles of war. Having humans in their quarters and sections had zero sexual connotations.
>Having humans in their quarters and sections had zero sexual connotations.
KEK
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They were treated as females and were complete sluts. That's an undeniable fact.

>They died from shells, fire, torpedoes or whatever else, none of which constitutes "rape." And as well as that, rape does not make a woman a slut. That's retarded, it's completely unwilling.
They were forcefully penetrated by torpedos and shells, sold into slavery to foreign powers and raped to death by experiments. It can't get any more sexual than that you fucking retard.
Pic related. These mind-broken sluts enjoyed all the rape they got.

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>>13449672
You have no argument. Nobody ever had sex with a warship. That is impossible.

Ships are referred to as female, yeah. That's about as far as "treating them like females" goes. And "treated like complete sluts?" Once again, nobody ever had sex with these ships, that is an undeniable fact, and even if someone tried to it would be impossible, ships do not have reproductive or biological orifices.

And the last section was so retarded it took me a moment to figure out where to begin dismantling it. Are you suggesting that if a woman was shot she would be a slut because she was "penetrated?" And "sold into slavery?" They were inanimate metal objects and some of them were given to foreign militaries to resume normal WARSHIP duties, like cruising and firing weapons. You're a fucking idiot beyond help.

And that doujinshi picture has no bearing on canon or reality or anything else. It is just that- tertiary, false garbage.

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>>13449695
Why are you even arguing with this idiot, he's beyond saving.

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>>13449695
>Nobody ever had sex with a warship.
Fuck off normie.
Your whole post oozes of normieness. You can't be taken seriously.

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>>13449709
I can't be taken seriously? Really?

What are you even suggesting here? You attempt to argue but provide literally no considerable or relevant points. I cannot understand a single one of your intentions.

There's being a normalfag and there's being a weaboo, but that isn't the issue here. You are just a drooling fucking retard.

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>>13449718
Nice ad hominem normie.

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>>13449724
I was replying to 100 percent ad hominem, so I wasn't left with much choice. Not to mention the majority of my post was not ad hominem, but legitimate complaint about the illegibility of your statements.

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as expected of a thread exclusively for use by reetards

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>>13449729
You need to come up with something original if you want to troll me, normie.

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>>13449746
I'm fairly certain I am the one being trolled. As well as that, my goal has not been to troll you, but rather pick apart the disgusting and incorrect assertions you have made.

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>>13449695
>>13449718
Not the guy you are talking to nor the guy who calls you a normalfag, but if you are so autistic about them not being sluts in the literal sense, don't you also have something to say about them being "goddesses"? I bet you are one of those idiots who worships SUPA KTKM SAMA for no actual reason other than hopping on the bandwagon and just because.

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>>13449756
ouch

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>>13449756
I don't even know what you're talking about. They are pure, personified ships. That's it.

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>>13449750
Kancolles are such a huge sluts they might even reward you with sex for all your internet white knighting.
Just so you know, I already fucked you are kancolle

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>>13449772
Once again, no basis for your filthy assertions.

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>>13449778
I don't keep proof around for every slut I fuck.

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>>13449783
They don't even exist in this dimension, let alone this universe, you moron.

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>>13449792
Get the fuck out of here with your normie delusions.

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>>13449806
You are saying that 2D girls exist not only in the 3D dimension, but in this particular world? You love sluts and claim to have had sex with sluts, but I'm the normalfag?

You get the fuck out of here you goddamned idiot.

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>>13449816
Your normie logic won't work in this place.

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>>13449806
>>13450011
don't say normie

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>>13450040
normalfag

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>>13450259
better

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Whitu Piggu here. The game is only in Japanese and we're waiting on localization right?

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>>13450524
Yes

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>>13450532
Welp. Time to resume saving bunch of Kancolle shit from Danbooru.

Musashi best ship by the way. For me anyway.

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>>13450535
>Musashi best ship by the way.
But she is a nigger.

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>>13450555
I don't even know. She's not particularly white, but she's not a nigger. There's a form of brown sugar that only 2D can capture and it doesn't exist in 3D.

Can't wait for the game to be in English. Any word on when it will be?

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I>>13450562
Open beta is expected in 2024

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About to try E-2, but I was wondering, do you think boss-node AS with 11 free slots is better, or AS+ with 5?

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60 Runs on E-6-K on Hard, 10.8k fuel, 10.9k Ammo 4k Steel 5.2k Bauxite used.
Still no Roma.
Fuck.

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completion E-4

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>>13450775
WHy did janny delete this post?

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>>13450568
I heard you will be able to add friendly fleets sometime this year.

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>>13451239
Why does Sendai and Haguro look so similar?
I literally can't tell them apart in porn.

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>>13449772
>Kancolles

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>>13451284
>potatouhous