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1344140 No.1344140 [Reply] [Original]

You meet these two behind the school gym Anon, what do you do?

>> No.1344148

fap

>> No.1344147

Genuflect and beg them forgiveness.

>> No.1344153

>>1344147
Never ends well

>> No.1344155
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1344155

I summon Flandre.

My touhoumon is superior.

>> No.1344158
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1344158

Step back as they rip each others throats out and ask the winner to a date.

>> No.1344162

I would ask them both out on dates. Failing that, genuflect.

>> No.1344170
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>>1344155

She can't kill them.
Don't start on the Death Eyes bullshit. That's not even how it works.

>> No.1344173

Run.

I'd only risk my life for the SDM chicks. Eientei is fail.

>> No.1344176
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1344176

You meet this behind the school gym Anon, what do you do?

>> No.1344179

>>1344170
I just need Flan to pound the shit out of the two until their broken and barely conscious bodies are right in front of me.

Then, I can start having fun...

>> No.1344184

>>1344176
Ask if she saw the newest IOSYS MAD on NicoVideo.

>> No.1344187

>>1344176
Hug tightly.

>> No.1344190

>>1344176
HIME HIME HIME HIME
HIME HIME HIME HIME

>> No.1344191
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1344191

>>1344173

What's funny is that

- Any of the SDM is EXTREMELY more likely to kill you than either Kaguya or Mokou
- Remilia probably would just want you for your blood
- Flandre would probably kill you ON ACCIDENT
- Mokou isn't part of the Eientei group
- You'd have to risk your lovers dying! D:
- Of course this is inverted in that Kaguya/Mokou will never truly love you as the relationship will be centered around "You WILL die, I won't, that is set in stone" etc.

>> No.1344195

I'd learn the painful lesson that sexual assault doesn't work when you're outnumbered.

>> No.1344199

>>1344191
SDM has hotter touhoes. Nothing much else matters, since Gensokyo is a fucked up place anyway.

>> No.1344203

>>1344179

They'll heal.
And they'll REMEMBER.
You fuxed.

>> No.1344204

I'd learn the painful lesson that sexual assault doesn't work when you're against immortals.

>> No.1344208

sounds like gensokyo academy

>> No.1344210

>>1344191
After true love (i mean, decievement) has been established, your touhou partner will let you eat her liver
you both live forever
GOOD/BAD END (seriously, this is both in one)

>> No.1344211

I'd learn the painful lesson that sexual assault doesn't work when you're a 110 pound weakling.

>> No.1344213
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>>1344199

But the SDM are so prudish.

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>>1344204

That, good sir, depends upon the immortal.

>> No.1344224
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>>1344210

How is that a Bad End? What, being eternal and it "getting boring etc"?

Whatever dude, you get to FUCK. FOREVER.
(Pic related, last line)

>> No.1344232

The protagonist or main character is the central figure of a story. It is not necessarily clear what being this central figure exactly entails. The terms protagonist, main character and hero are variously (and rarely well) defined and depending on the source may denote different concepts. The word "protagonist" derives from the Greek πρωταγωνιστής (protagonistes), "one who plays the first part, chief actor."[1][2]

Basically, the term protagonist is defined to be either always synonymous with the term main character, or it is defined as a different concept, in which case a single character still may (and usually will) serve the function of both the protagonist and main character, or the functions may be split.

>> No.1344231
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1344231

Does Tomo count? Tomo is pretty badass.

>> No.1344236

>>1344231
traps are traps.

>> No.1344238

>>1344235
>Even after heat death, you'll still be there fucking

Fixed.

>> No.1344235

>>1344224
FOREVER IS FUCKING FOREVER
Even after heat death, you'll still be there

>> No.1344244

There is only one protagonist in a story, fuck your abuse of language.

>> No.1344243

>>1344235
>>1344238

ALSO learn2/physics, if you're immortal than Heat Death is impossible as you will generate energy from nothing (your particles will never decay) and therefore you will become the very power source of the dead universe. Thank god she can make energy in the form of Danmaku.

>> No.1344254

>>1344244
can't you read, stupid dick?

>> No.1344250

>>1344213
Kaguya is not a slut.

Kaguya is a NEET.

>> No.1344255
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1344255

>>1344243

Also, one of you can try to usurp Utsuho's powers and then you can become universe-sustainers yourself.
Fuck year, creating Stars.

>> No.1344269

>>1344243

So the Big Bang was actually just a couple of immortals going at it?

>> No.1344264

>>1344254
Stupid dick? Are you twelve?

>> No.1344271

>>1344243
So, Kaguya has Spiral Power? Holy shit!

>> No.1344275
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1344275

Hatsune from Atlach-Nacha

Delicious youkai

>> No.1344276
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>>1344271

Give her my drill
IF
YOU
KNOW
WHAT
I
MEAN

>> No.1344279

>>1344276
If she has the Spiral Power, wouldn't it be the opposite instead?

>> No.1344281
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>>1344279

I require Kaguya/Mokou drillsex now.

>> No.1344285
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1344285

You meet this behind the school gym Anon, what do you do?

>> No.1344288
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1344288

You meet these two behind the school gym Anon, what do you do?

A - Try to separate them
B - Run for my goddamn life
C - Stand still like and idiot and attempt my grazan skillz/get obliterated by collateral Danmaku
D - Masturbate furiously while they're distracted
LOL WUT - Ride a giant pear with a mouth to first period

>> No.1344292

>>1344288

D

>> No.1344298
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1344298

>>1344288

LOL WUT, just to be a meme-spouting faget.

>> No.1344311
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1344311

You meet this behind the school gym Anon, what do you do?

>> No.1344310

>>1344288

i wud fukken lolwut dat bitch like the fist of the muther fukken star xD

>> No.1344318

>>1344311
Stab it repeatedly.

If you know what I mean.

>> No.1344322
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1344322

>>1344140

Leave them alone to get on with their secret relationship. They are obviously lovers and it wouldn't do to get in the way of love.

>> No.1344323
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1344323

You meet this behind the school gym Anon, what do you do?

>> No.1344330

>>1344323
Sit on it while I eat lunch.

>> No.1344332

>>1344323
I THIS CHAIR it.

>> No.1344333
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1344333

>>1344330
Ha ha!

You activated my trap card!

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1344343

>>1344332

>> No.1344554

>>1344333
I think I have a whole stash of those trap counters here.

>> No.1344661

>>1344311
>>1344288
>>1344285
>>1344176
>>1344140

I would start to whimper

>> No.1344676

I would attempt to molest them.

>> No.1345004

I'd tell them to take it easy.

>> No.1345073

>>1344322

sauce, I've seen it before, but didn't download.

>> No.1345091

Fuck Mokou

>> No.1345104
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>>1344140
I beat the shit out of both of them. They don't go messing with us, this territory belongs to the Bloods.

>> No.1345113

>>1345091
>Get fucked by Mokou.
Fix'd that for ya.

>> No.1345127

>>1345113
>Fuck Mokou
I fixed what you broke.

>> No.1345139
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1345139

The new transfer student is running for class president. Do you offer to help?

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1345150

>>1345139
Gotta be better than the current one. All she does is hang out at the lake all the time, and is always eating chips during meetings.

>> No.1345148

>>1345139
>Kanako
>ponytail
>new student
I'D HELP HER WIN LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

>> No.1345159

Where is the sage in this thread?

>> No.1345164

>>1345159
in your shitty post

>> No.1345167
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1345167

You find this mukyuu~ behind the school library counter Anon, what do you do?

>> No.1345174

>>1345167
Give her the special library card that gives her access to books not meant for the public.

>> No.1345177
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>>1345150
This is the current president.

That's the transfer student's friend/slave donkey.

>> No.1345178

>>1345167
Hug her and be her reading partner.

>> No.1345188

If I'm meeting them behind the school gym we've already planned something together. I assume I do that activity, probably getting beat up for my lunch money seeing as how they look but hopefully meeting up to see a Jackie Chan action flick.

>> No.1345185

>>1345178
>reading partner.
I don't understand. Reading is a solitary activity, is it not?

>> No.1345192

>>1345185
She has weak eyes you heartless fuck

>> No.1345196

>>1345192
So do I, baka. It's called megane.

>> No.1345201

>>1345196
( ≖‿≖)

>> No.1345202
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>>1345188
They are badasses with hearts of gold, who want to help out a dork like you.

By the end of the school year, they will have made a man out of you.

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>>1345185
Patchy and Alice read porn together all the time. And more.

>> No.1345230

>>1344140
I beat them up and steal their lunch money

>> No.1345254
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1345254

Why can't I find any decent doujins of these two?
It's always Kaguya and Eirin.

>> No.1345327
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1345327

>>1345254

>> No.1345871

Something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbzhOCqxU1w

I'd take pictures, and post them ON TEH INTERWEBZ! (and here)

>> No.1345946

>>1344179
Flandre wouldn't be able to beat them.

>> No.1345985

[x] Lake

>> No.1346044

>>1344140

Challenge them to a fencing duel.

>> No.1346095
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1346095

I don't think flan would lose, but she would eventually tire of killing them over and over and leave

>> No.1346147

>>1346095
She would lose.

>> No.1346880
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1346880

I second the request for Kaguya/Mokou doujins!

>> No.1346972

>>1346147
Both Kaguya and Moukou are fucking weak in comparison with Flandre, judging from the games.

>> No.1346986

>>1346972

Same considering canon powerlevels.
HOWEVER
While they won't win, they absolutely CANNOT lose.
Hello infinity war, at least until Flandre gets tired.

>> No.1347000

>>1346986
So she will just play with them until she gets bored, looks like a win for me.

>> No.1347009

>>1346986
Did you finish IN's extra?

>> No.1347032

>>1346986
Actually both of them will stop fighting when they can't endure the pain anymore.

>> No.1347060

>>1347032

TENACITY

>>1347009

Goddammit eating the liver does NOT kill the Immortal unless it's a ghost eating it, which only makes the Immortal into an Immortal GHOST.

>> No.1347079

>>1346986
Wasn't talking about that, but about the fact that eventually they'll give up.

>> No.1348193

>>1344140
Say "good evening" and start going back home.

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