In which we secretly watch the Kikimora clean dust using her tail. Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h Monster Girl Blogspot: http://monstergirlcollection.blogspot.mx/?zx=61f8bddc3f284770 Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

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Anonymous Mon May 4 16:11:14 2015 No.13431243 [Reply] [Original]

In which we secretly watch the Kikimora clean dust using her tail.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Blogspot: http://monstergirlcollection.blogspot.mx/?zx=61f8bddc3f284770

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:12:06 2015 No.13431248 Good job, fool.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:12:15 2015 No.13431249 6/10 you did your best.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:12:16 2015 No.13431250 Way to fuck it up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:12:27 2015 No.13431252 Thank god. The chain is finally over.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:12:35 2015 No.13431254 Well, it can't be helped

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:12:53 2015 No.13431255 >>13431243 >No subject Eh, close enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:13:15 2015 No.13431256 >>13431243 Good job fucking up the simplest part.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:13:40 2015 No.13431257 >>13431255 >no subject Should a new one be made?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:13:44 2015 No.13431258 Oh. Shit. I just noticed you messed up the subject. Fuck. You get one thing right and messed up another. Come on, man, the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:14:06 2015 No.13431261 File: 129 KB, 405x882, Tenderloveandbully.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The bad Kikimora forgot to fill in the subject! How do we punish her?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:14:48 2015 No.13431264 >>13431261 By trading her for another maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:14:57 2015 No.13431266 >>13431257 The text has monster in it so it will still show up on an F3 of the catalog.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:15:03 2015 No.13431267 >>13431261 Fire her and hire more competent help.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:15:05 2015 No.13431268 >>13431243 If you're gonna use best girl, you better not fuck up the OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:15:09 2015 No.13431269 >>13431261 Clip her tail so she can't fly away.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:15:15 2015 No.13431270 >>13431257 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:15:17 2015 No.13431271 >>13431243 Nice try, but you forgot the thread name.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:15:38 2015 No.13431272 >>13431258 In your defense, And I usually don't defend fuck ups like this, you did put "Monster girl" somewhere in the thread header. So...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:17:34 2015 No.13431278 >>13431261 Hire another maid and force her to watch me creampie the new one. Then I stuff her into a garbage can.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:17:54 2015 No.13431280 >>13431272 But it wasn't me, friend. I've made a couple over the past few weeks and they were all fine. Just the pastebin, subject, cuddly girls. Perfect, I tell you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:19:49 2015 No.13431284 >>13431261 Talk to her in private...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:20:09 2015 No.13431287 >>13431261 Anyone can have a fail.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:20:50 2015 No.13431289 >>13431272 >>13431280 It was me! I have dishonored the Kikimora's and made a Kiki cry. I truly am a monster. I'm not sure how I managed to forget, this isn't the first time i've made a thread. Atleast it shows up in the catalog.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:20:53 2015 No.13431290 >>13431278 >You belong in a garbage can >murderface.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:22:33 2015 No.13431294 >>13431261 Tie her up and make her watch the cleaning channel while the house is in tatters. Egg vibes on her nips and clits because this is monstergirls. On the lowest setting.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:23:29 2015 No.13431296 >>13431294 >Spoiler Turn it up gradually overtime. It'll drive her mad

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:26:14 2015 No.13431303 >>13431290 It's her home now. She'll ride it all the way to the dump and stay there forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:27:23 2015 No.13431305 File: 2.28 MB, 2480x3508, Jabber Collar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey, do you guys know whats better than a Jabberwock with a collar?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:28:01 2015 No.13431308 >>13431305 Did Luth make another collar pick? Anon, are you holding out on us?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:28:26 2015 No.13431310 >>13431305 two of them?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:28:32 2015 No.13431311 >>13431303 >Imagining a bunch of obake monstergirls singing Worthless from Brave Little Toaster in a junkyard as they're scrapped Aw. I made myself sad.

Anonymous Mon May 4 16:29:03 2015 No.13431313
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>>13431264
>>13431267
>>13431278
You've made the young Kikimora cry. She will never clean again, and forever live as a homeless Junkimora.

>>13431269
Clipping off her tail you mutilate the Kikimora, and invoke the curse of dust. You shall only find love with a beezlebub in your life now and your house shall forever be dusty.

>>13431284
The young Kikimora apologizes profusely, begging for forgivenes and asking what she can do to redeem herself while giving pleading cute Kiki eyes.

>>13431287
The Kikimora thanks you over and over and suprises you with a smile and breakfast on bed the following morning.

>>13431294
Lewd route: Your Kiki is nearly driven mad with lust and frustration from the dirty house. She is now constantly eyeing you and seems to act more lewd around you, accidently dropping items and showing off her behind to you when slowly picking the item up.

She wears pink panties with little broom symbols on them

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:29:56 2015 No.13431314 File: 2.66 MB, 2480x3508, Jabber Collar 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13431305 TWO Jabberwocks with a coll- >>13431310 Dammit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:30:40 2015 No.13431315 >>13431313 >Spoiler Adorable. Clearly I win.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:31:47 2015 No.13431321 >>13431313 I don't care. I can just get another one from behind the Home Depot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:32:23 2015 No.13431324 >>13431313 >You've made the young Kikimora cry. She will never clean again, and forever live as a homeless Junkimora. Now I feel guilty. Can she be saved by a more loyal and lenient master?

Anonymous Mon May 4 16:34:02 2015 No.13431336

>>13431313
>Follow up to private talk

Assure her that she's not in trouble, instruct her on to how to prevent this from happening. In return, she shows me how to keep house better. The place is too much for one person to manage on their own, after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:35:06 2015 No.13431345 >>13431243 >>13431261 Would fuck her from behind, pulling on her fluffy tail-thing and nibble on her ear And mandatory ass-slapping

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:35:26 2015 No.13431348 >>13431313 >She will never clean again, and forever live as a homeless Junkimora This is what you get when you make a mistake that's equivalent to using a broom to mop a floor.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:39:36 2015 No.13431364 >People still bitch and moan because "hurrr there's no "Monstergurl" in the subject!" The thread still comes up if you type in "Monster" in the catalog search, holy fuck I hate you people.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:40:43 2015 No.13431370 >>13431364 Calm down OP, you fucked up, just do better next time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:40:53 2015 No.13431371 >>13431314 And you posted the high-res too. Good job anon. When is he going to open up commissions again?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:41:36 2015 No.13431373 >>13431370 I'm not OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:42:08 2015 No.13431376 >>13431364 >things shouldn't be properly labeled Remember this for when you accidentally poison your kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:42:11 2015 No.13431378 >>13431313 >spoiler Cute, but I'd rather she not wear any at all. Maid outfit with no panties too good. >>13431314 Nice. Glad to see some more art. >>13431364 Feelings mutual, friend, don't worry.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:42:41 2015 No.13431379 >>13431314 Too much saliva.

Anonymous Mon May 4 16:43:41 2015 No.13431385
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>>13431324
A year later, as you walk home through the snow from pre-christmas shopping at the mall you notice something in alleyway. Against your better judgement you decide to take a look.

What first seems to be a snowman quickly turns out to be a person. A female with a feathery tail. You are looking right in the eyes of your old maid. Her clothes are torn, her body covered in blue bruises and her eyes soulless.
She seems to be shivering from the cold, but simply choses not to care for it.

As you stand there perplexed she looks up once and looks straight in your eyes with her soulless eyes. She drops her head down after a moment and looks back at the floor. Yet you think you still saw a shimmer of light in her eyes, a shimmer of hope.

What do you do?

>>13431336
She is thankfull and takes your advice to heart. She says that she will happily show you how to help keep the house in better shape, but states that she strongly prefers to do the household duties herself, as these are a Kikimora's job.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:44:33 2015 No.13431386 >>13431376 >Storing poison together along with anything that is consumable/medicine That actually makes you look worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:44:40 2015 No.13431388 >>13431379 What are you, a casual?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:44:57 2015 No.13431389 >>13431364 Preaching to the choir on that one. You try to keep something under the radar, only to get bitched at for not using a title that just screams 'Look at me! I'm a General'

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:44:57 2015 No.13431390 >>13431364 Anon, we've moved on. Relax

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:45:01 2015 No.13431392 >>13431243 Kikimora in hot pants when?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:47:35 2015 No.13431404 >>13431385 Talk to her, hear her story, then invite her over to my place for coffee or hot chocolate. It's too cold to be outside.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:48:02 2015 No.13431406 >>13431404 We're gonna rehabilitate the fuck outta this gurl.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:48:34 2015 No.13431407 >>13431386 >implying How was I supposed to know it was poison, when it wasn't labeled?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:48:42 2015 No.13431408 >>13431385 >What do you do? Beg at her feet for forgiveness.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:50:59 2015 No.13431413 >>13431407 I, for one, generally don't store poison in medicine bottles all over my house.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:51:31 2015 No.13431416 >>13431385 I rape her right there in the alley, then carry her home without removing my dick from inside of her.

Anonymous Mon May 4 16:52:17 2015 No.13431418

>>13431407
I don't know, why did you leave it somewhere easily accessible where you are sure to mistake for something cosmetic or consumable instead of a box along with other poisonous materials, separated from everything else and kept in a secluded, safe place?

Or better yet, why would anyone have the memory span of a goldfish and forget where the poisonous liquids/materials are in your house and what the poison container looks like?

Anonymous Mon May 4 16:53:03 2015 No.13431422

>>13431261
I replace her with that nice smug Alp from across the street. At least the Alp knows to put subjects in her posts.

I mean, I won't kick the Kikimora out, she can still stay and bunk with the Alp. But now the Alp is the official meido of the house, and she gets all the cleaning duties, and the headpats that follow.

Anonymous Mon May 4 16:54:09 2015 No.13431429
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So Japanese fans seem to picture Chimera as being extremely perverted and into doing kinky shit to you according to skimming over some of the fanfics on KC's site.

Considering that the lewd stories with her feature stuff like long snake tongue rimjobs, pawjobs/clawjobs, generally making use of the sensations from her non-human appendages, and tail-blowjobs/biting

They make good use of the personality swapping too, in "goat mode" she'd be gently embracing you, cradling your head in one of her hands, while you're lying on her breasts, and all of a sudden she pulls you in for a rough kiss in lion mode, flips you over, straddles you, and then snake mode kicks in and she gets teasing, slowly grinding her pussy against your dick without actually putting it in and then suddenly dragon mode and she goes full tsundere spaghetti until you turn the tables on her, force her down and fuck her brains out

Tailjob part was especially weird, Her rubbing your chest with her paw and claw for extra exotic sensations, while her tail slithers down your pants, coils around your dick, and sucks you off until you cum. Then she pulls her tail back out, and shows off her tail's mouth full of cum to you

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:56:22 2015 No.13431436 >>13431429 >while her tail slithers down your pants, coils around your dick, and sucks you off until you cum. Then she pulls her tail back out, and shows off her tail's mouth full of cum to you Jesus christ japan.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:56:43 2015 No.13431437 >>13431429 >long snake tongue rimjobs >tail-blowjobs/biting Mmm...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:57:29 2015 No.13431441 >>13431429 >dragon is tsun HA! GAY! >>13431436 What are you a virgin?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:58:23 2015 No.13431445 >>13431436 At least they try to write up interesting smut with monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:58:47 2015 No.13431448 >>13431429 Man. I like what they've come up with for her. It's a shame she probably wont take off around here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:59:31 2015 No.13431453 >>13431441 >don't want to get sucked off by a snake >What are you a virgin? No I'm just not into bestiality.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:59:55 2015 No.13431455 >>13431448 Good, that clusterfuck design should have never seen the light of day.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:01:17 2015 No.13431460 >>13431453 Oooo, right, my mistake, since the guy said tail mouth, I assumed tail pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:02:52 2015 No.13431471 >>13431460 I would've called you a bestialityfag if it weren't for this shitty captcha resetting every 2 seconds for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:02:56 2015 No.13431472 >>13431385 And suddenly my thoughts are filled with how to propose to a Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:04:01 2015 No.13431475 >>13431385 I begin a rocky-themed training montage of her becoming kikimora mary poppins with her holding our baby kikimora at the end

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:04:06 2015 No.13431478 >>13431455 I like it. I think a multiheaded design would have been a lot better for a Chimera, but I still like it. >>13431460 Well, since it's part of her I put it in the same vein as tailpussy. Both are shit, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:04:43 2015 No.13431481 >>13431471 Ha, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:05:38 2015 No.13431485 >>13431481 At least I don't fuck animals.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:08:08 2015 No.13431496 >>13431445 That was probably the first thing I thought of when I saw that tail was the snake blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:08:48 2015 No.13431500 >>13431485 Are we really doing this again?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:08:59 2015 No.13431501 Has anyone been able to successfully contact GriMagia about a refund? They've been ignoring emails/social media messages and deleting any negative Indiegogo comments to make everything look like it's going well.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:09:15 2015 No.13431502 is this the spend all day here shitposting thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:09:44 2015 No.13431506 >>13431500 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:09:57 2015 No.13431507 >>13431485 Except I already acknowledged I forgot her tail was a snake and not actual tailpussy and agreed with the other guy, your input, in any scenario was unnecessary and invalid, pencil dick kun.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:10:39 2015 No.13431511 >>13431501 Short of forwarding it all to IndieGoGo and demanding action you aren't going to get one. Your best bet at this point is to go through your credit card company, show fraud, and get a charge back done.

Anonymous Mon May 4 17:10:56 2015 No.13431512
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>>13431404
She barely seems to respond to your words, but she clearly still is there, there is still a will to live in her heart. She is too exhausted from the snow to move, but with your support you manage to get her to your home. You quickly offer her a blanket and some hot chocolate to warm up.

It's clear that you aren't going to let her go outside again, as she's in no condition to do anything. You ponder what to do.

>>13431408
as you beg and plead and nearly scream out to her for forgiveness she just stares at you. You see a small smile form at her mouth as she slowly raises her arm towards you and whispers:

I forgive you

She closes her eyes afterwards and her arm stoops to the ground. As you panic and feel her chest you realize she still has a pulse and that you still have a chance to help her.

What do you do anon?

>>13431416
You hear no moans or signs of life coming from her as you plunge over and over inside her beaten and cold body. As you shoot your seed inside her, you pick her up and start carrying her home. As the Kiki realizes that you are taking her with her, she simply starts to cry.

Crying that she is still worthy enough for a Master, no matter who he is.

>>13431472
That ussualy comes naturally after the healing anon.

As you are sunken in taughts staring at her, she looks up at you again before softly whispering:

Master?

>>13431475
Taking her home you help her recover and put her through a special training only fit for the best Kikimora's. Soon she is singing songs while dusting and cleaning the house and teaching various children around the house important lessons in life.
One you will find her looking at herself in the mirror with a truly geruine smile and a yet to be born little Kiki in her body.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:11:13 2015 No.13431514 >>13431507 I only said what I was going to do if you didn't apologize in time. Relax, it's already over, dipshitto-kun.

Anonymous Mon May 4 17:11:13 2015 No.13431515

>>13431501
If you donated to them directly then fiel a chargeback.

If you donated through a platform (Patreon, Kickstarter, etc.) contact them and tell them you're not getting response for refund requests. They'll get on it.

If none of the above works, just call your bank and tell them a service you ap[id for wasn't delivered and you they aren't responding to refund requests.

One of these will work.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:13:20 2015 No.13431520 >>13431501 >GriMagia I didn't support it, but it would have been nice if that did pan out. Shame.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:13:50 2015 No.13431522 >>13431314 I'm going to assume that you're the Jabberwock obsessed anon, and thus ask if you saw the lewds posted last thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:14:16 2015 No.13431523 >>13431429 Translations of such fics when?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:15:39 2015 No.13431530 File: 181 KB, 818x1157, dragon collar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13431371 I'm just glad I got my vanilla Dragon request in before he closed 'em.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:15:45 2015 No.13431531 >>13431512 Rush to the nearest hospital, driving with Transporter tier skill ti\o get her help as soon as possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:16:05 2015 No.13431533 >>13431520 Pretty sure all the cards got leaked, so print-and-play is an option. Agreed though, shame shit hit the fan

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:16:11 2015 No.13431534 >>13431455 Design is good, you can't design a clusterfuck Chimera. I like how the goat head looks fucking pissed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:17:07 2015 No.13431538 >>13431429 Dayum. See, this is why I want to learn nip. Then I can go to town on the fanfic index on KC's site.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:17:50 2015 No.13431543 >>13431455 Design is good, you can't design a non-clusterfuck Chimera. I like how the goat head looks fucking pissed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:18:23 2015 No.13431546 >>13431534 >wanting animal heads holding you and staring at you while you fuck the owner I'm all for voyeurism but that is crap.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:19:06 2015 No.13431548 >>13431512 >dat last one Best end

Anonymous Mon May 4 17:22:57 2015 No.13431559
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>>13431546
Just you wait for the Zipangu variant Cancer with a fully functional samurai face on her back, which shouts about how that's her daughter and how you're not worthy of her while you rail her from behind. Also, the samurai feels everything that the girl feels, so he orgasms when she does too.

When your daughters are born, they each come with a copy of your face and personality embedded in their backs.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:25:03 2015 No.13431565 >>13431559 I would lose my shit. Even just this post cracked me up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:25:14 2015 No.13431567 >>13431559 This would be hilarious if it wasn't disgusting.

Anonymous Mon May 4 17:28:40 2015 No.13431576

>>13431261

>Go out and find the trashiest looking old kejourou I can find; big fake tits, botox lips, bleached hair, spray-on tan... all the nines.
>Eat a bag of raging mushrooms and inject myself with some refined (and only slightly illegal) manticore venom.
>Loud, debauched animal sex all around the house for two whole days.
>Pump literal gallons of seed into her and hungrily mash my lips and tongue with hers while pounding into her cunt like a crazed animal.
>A few days later, she comes back and we relive the experience.
>A few days after that, same thing.
>At some point, she just doesn't leave.
>Kiki hears everything we do.
>Kiki cleans up after everything we do.
>Kiki watches her beloved master fall into an unending cycle of debauchery and hedonism with some dirty old slut.
>Kiki doesn't even get headpats anymore.
>Kiki cries a lot these days.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:29:32 2015 No.13431578 >>13431305 >>13431314 When is KC going to do a Bandersnatch, or that one pot-head caterpillar?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:31:29 2015 No.13431582 >>13431429 This makes me wish for a continuation of http://pastebin.com/r9rQCjfL, since it almost seems like a setup to a full story.

Anonymous Mon May 4 17:31:46 2015 No.13431585

>>13431512
>She closes her eyes afterwards and her arm stoops to the ground. As you panic and feel her chest you realize she still has a pulse and that you still have a chance to help her.
>What do you do anon?

Yup. Hospital. Stay with her overnight until she's recovered, buy her food from outside because all the hospital food sucks, and make sure she's got enough to entertain herself with.

Basically what I've been doing while my younger brother's in hosptial.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:33:59 2015 No.13431590 >>13431576 I bet that old Kejoura is a nice lady!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:34:30 2015 No.13431591 File: 958 KB, 1200x1200, 1279946186286.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13431565 >>13431567 Come to think about it, this was previously drawn on /jp/. Now add a crab body and you're done.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:35:12 2015 No.13431592 >>13431576 Why

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:36:01 2015 No.13431595 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6u9DYGy9WM Why is it listening to this shit just makes writing easier

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:38:05 2015 No.13431604 >>13431592 Because.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:38:17 2015 No.13431605 >>13431591 That's amazing. >>13431595 It puts one in the mood I suppose. Shit, I don't know, I'm not even a drawfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:38:27 2015 No.13431607 File: 180 KB, 490x520, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/zc5vhD0E >Rescue Ha ha, it's time for Paladins. This is going to take a few updates.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:39:33 2015 No.13431613 >>13431576 >Ruining the images of Kejourous Come on mang.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:39:58 2015 No.13431615 File: 149 KB, 640x480, pain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by an apsara

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:40:14 2015 No.13431616 >>13431613 >Ruining I found it hot

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:42:32 2015 No.13431619 okay this is definitely the spend all day here shitposting thread

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:43:35 2015 No.13431624 >>13431607 >Suffering and paladins It probably isn't bad, but eh. At least you're writing though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:43:51 2015 No.13431626 >>13431501 So it really is dead? And not the "on-and-off but we'll get it done eventually" kind of dead, like, actually dead? Damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:44:11 2015 No.13431628 >>13431616 You consider this to be attractive?

Anonymous Mon May 4 17:44:25 2015 No.13431629

>>13431615
>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>you will never be warmed and treasured by a dragongirl

>you will never be organised by an anubis

>you will never be hugged by a yeti as you fall asleep

>you will never be protected by an oni

>you will never be run ragged by a sporty werewolf

There. Now hush, Anon, and suffer your pain in silence.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:44:54 2015 No.13431631 >>13431607 >Boobs left hanging outside of armor Asking to get injured in combat.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:45:15 2015 No.13431633 >>13431616 Having sex with a Snookie is not something I would classify as "hot," anon.

Anonymous Mon May 4 17:45:26 2015 No.13431637

>>13431512
>>>13431404 (You)
>She barely seems to respond to your words, but she clearly still is there, there is still a will to live in her heart. She is too exhausted from the snow to move, but with your support you manage to get her to your home. You quickly offer her a blanket and some hot chocolate to warm up.
>It's clear that you aren't going to let her go outside again, as she's in no condition to do anything. You ponder what to do.

That's easy: cue healing sequence starting with breakfast in bed and telling her that as long as she stays, she won't have to work unless she wants to.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:45:57 2015 No.13431639 >>13431607 It's always nice to see more female paladins.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:46:07 2015 No.13431640 >>13431629 >>you will never be warmed and treasured by a dragongirl >>you will never be organised by an anubis These are the ones which hurt me the most.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:46:19 2015 No.13431641 >>13431576 To make it even better have it be a old human girl slut instead

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:46:33 2015 No.13431642 >>13431633 Gyarus can be plenty hot for depraved hatefucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:46:49 2015 No.13431643 >>13431626 The guy still running it claims to have found a new publisher, and that final prints are going on. But, ya know, doomsaying gets more replies

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:46:51 2015 No.13431644 >>13431628 >>13431633 Boner is as boner does. There's something shamefully hot about trash, same with slobs. I mean, look at Komodo Onee-san. Besides she sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:47:30 2015 No.13431646 >>13431642 >Gyarus can be pretty hot Yeah. Gyarus. Not full-on Ganguro.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:48:32 2015 No.13431651 >>13431641 Come on man, even I've got standards.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:50:18 2015 No.13431658 >>13431261 Bully her! Even the Alps didn't fuck the OP up! How does that make you feel, knowing you deserve to be bullied harder than Alps!?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:51:53 2015 No.13431663 >>13431422 >>13431658 Is it time to establish a trade in program, where you bring in your old busted Kikimora maid and get a brand new fancy Alp!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:53:00 2015 No.13431668 This "bully x! bully y!" shit is really fucking irritating. Just felt like getting that out of my chest.

Anonymous Mon May 4 17:53:18 2015 No.13431669

>>13431640
Here, I'll throw in some more just for you, Lichy.

>you will never be comforted in your dreams by a nightmare you've never actually met in real life

>you will never convince a dragongirl to come and live with you in a small log cabin in the middle of a snowy forest at the foot of her mountain

>you will never have hot, sweaty and slow zero-gravity sex with an anubis inside a sleeping bag tethered to the wall of her bedroom in the spaceship you and her built together

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:53:35 2015 No.13431673 >>13431668 How about I bully you?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:54:28 2015 No.13431676 >>13431629 >you will never be hugged by a yeti as you fall asleep Ouch, man. Ouch.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:55:08 2015 No.13431678 >>13431673 Then I'll DOUBLE LARIAT your ass.

Anonymous Mon May 4 17:56:23 2015 No.13431683

>>13431663
I'd rather bring in my old busted kikimora maid and get a brand new fancy beelzebub.

Who needs cleanliness anyway, you all should be praising Nurgle instead. Your Beelzebub maid will turn your house into the greatest trash heap in the country in virtually no time. Your rotting empire will nauseate folks from the next town over, and no luxury will be spared to ensure that your maggot-daughters will be able to crawl to their pleasure in the filthiest, stinkiest wastelands known to man or monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:56:26 2015 No.13431684 >>13431629 >you will never be hugged by a yeti as you fall asleep Stop twisting the knife, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:56:40 2015 No.13431685 >>13431629 >you will never wake up to a Yeti hugging you tight and softly snoring with a smile on her face

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:57:01 2015 No.13431688 File: 323 KB, 615x638, 43409608.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well I just got done watching that maid hentai that came out recently, now I want a kikimora maid even more.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:57:13 2015 No.13431690 >>13431683 That's sick man I just want to fuck an alp dressed like a maid

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:57:25 2015 No.13431691 >>13431607 >Paladin girl Eggs in her butt when?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:58:13 2015 No.13431695 >>13431669 Who are you, and why do you tailor such things to harm me? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:59:04 2015 No.13431698 >>13431685 pls stop. pls. >>13431683 >maggot daughters And you. You really stop, please.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:59:13 2015 No.13431699 >>13431688 Makes me wonder what, if anything, they wear underneath. For some reason, I keep coming back to garter belts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:59:17 2015 No.13431700 File: 598 KB, 1000x811, 46579966_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon May 4 17:59:59 2015 No.13431704

>>13431676
>>13431684
>>13431685
Just think about it. In some other reality, there's a yeti laying alone in her bed, hugging her pillow in depression and wishing she had her husbando to hug.

>>13431695
I'm the cook.
I'm cooking a story based on that last anubis thing, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:00:12 2015 No.13431706 >>13431651 Then after all the fucking, propose to her right infront of the maid

Anonymous Mon May 4 18:01:10 2015 No.13431709

>>13431685
>>13431698
>>13431704

>You'll never try to escape her clutches and get up without waking her up, only to be pulled into a tighter embrace by the sleeping Yeti
>She'll never unconsciusly hug you with both her arms and legs, preventing you from leaving

The suffering eats at me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:01:21 2015 No.13431710 >>13431699 Garter belts and a corset like any good maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:03:18 2015 No.13431716 >>13431700 This reminds me of Voynich. God dammit, Douman, why did you end it? >>13431704 >sad Yeti No, friend. No. That girl deserves love. >>13431709 >hugging with her whole body Fuck. Stop making it eat at me too. Stop making it eat at me too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:03:23 2015 No.13431717 >>13431700 What's the context here?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:03:24 2015 No.13431718 >>13431700 That's a really gnarly scar.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:04:23 2015 No.13431722 >>13431716 >repeating the same line Whoops. Guess I'm having a stroke.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:05:48 2015 No.13431724 Someone please post hairy dark elf armpit please

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:05:50 2015 No.13431725 >>13431704 >Spoiler I will be exceedingly happy and eternally grateful should this come to fruition, and I thank you for your thoughts towards such a thing alone.

Anonymous Mon May 4 18:07:00 2015 No.13431727

>>13431644

This guy gets it.

Vanilla sex is all fine and dandy, but there's something to be said about the feeling of shame and self-loathing after a night of wild depravity with some trashy slut warring with that warm, sticky feeling that lingers on your junk for days afterward, keeps you rock hard and doesn't go away no matter how hard you scrub in the shower. Almost as if your body won't let you forget about how good that actually felt.

And how, in the darkest parts of your mind, you know you want more.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:08:31 2015 No.13431733 >>13431429 On an unrelated note, how strong are Chimeras supposed to be anyway? Their look just screams "guardian of the final boss" but they're probably weaker than Baphomets at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:08:42 2015 No.13431735 >>13431591 No...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:09:51 2015 No.13431738 File: 259 KB, 601x850, big booty elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ONE NIGHT ONLY BIG BOOTY MONSTER GIRLS TWO DRINK MINIMUM

Anonymous Mon May 4 18:09:51 2015 No.13431739
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>>13431531
>>13431531
You lose no time as you rush towards the hospital with the Kiki in your hands and yell at the first doctor you see for aid.

After a few hours of nervewrecking waiting an Amazon doctor approaches you and gives you the good news. She is stable and will live to see another day due to your quick response.

In the following days you spend most of your time with the Kiki, chatting and entertaining her. She can't seem to stop smiling while looking at you and often repeats her gratitude to you.

After a few days doctor decides that she is in good enough shape and now is free to leave the hospital, her bills paid by some maid central.

As you two leave the hospital, you look at her and ask her what she will do now. She smiles and simply states:

Do what all other Kikimora's do and randomly move in with someone they like. I already have a really caring Master in mind.

>>13431637
She gives you a thankfull smile as she enjoys her breakfast. It looks like even her Kiki instincts tell her to take some time to recover.

As days pass by in your care you notice that the guestroom seems to be getting cleaner each day. It seems that she is sneaking out of bed to clean her room. You smile to yourself as you realize that this means that she is recovering.

Soon the surrounding rooms in your house are getting cleaned aswell, and it doesn't take long for you to wake up in bed with the smell of bacon and eggs invading your nostrills. It looks like the tables are turned and that your once sickly guest is now taking care of you instead.

But somehow as you enter the dining room to a brightly smiling Kikimora preparing breakfast, you don't seem to mind that fact at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:10:23 2015 No.13431740 >>13431629 You forgot never being breastfed by holst and lewd experiments with lich.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:10:30 2015 No.13431742 >>13431733 >weaker than Baphomet Well, I mean... they are one of the very top tier MGs, in terms of power. I doubt many are stronger.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:10:32 2015 No.13431743 Anon, you been kidnapped by gangsters and are being held for ransom? How does your waifu react

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:11:00 2015 No.13431746 >>13431733 Their magical power is stated to be on-par with a Baphomet actually. Meanwhile they've also got the strength of a Dragon. And the poison skills of an Apophis. And...cute little lion ears. So they're pretty broken.

Anonymous Mon May 4 18:13:00 2015 No.13431754

>>13431716
>>13431722
>You'll never end up having to give her a piggyback ride in order to leave the bed
>You'll never have to carry her on your back around the house all morning until she wakes up, as she keeps latched onto your back with both her fluffy arms and legs
>She'll never still feel sleepy and dopey after waking up, greeting you with a "Goood mooorniiing, huuusbaaand~"
>You'll never have a sleepy Yeti waifu

This suffering, it gnaws.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:13:13 2015 No.13431755 >>13431743 > Implying this isn't all just an elaborate roleplay set up to keep things interesting Lilims are into weird shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:14:15 2015 No.13431763 File: 23 KB, 211x217, 1398052394626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13431743 >"Yes, hello?" >"Hmm? My husband?" >"gasp Kidnapped, you say?" >"Do go on." >"Yes, I'll come alone." >"Be sure to bring friends~<3."

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:15:22 2015 No.13431767 >>13431735 Sorry man, mamono mana rule. You will fuck the angry samurai face and you will learn to like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:15:35 2015 No.13431769 >>13431743 She won't be able to do much, so she would just cry and call the police.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:15:50 2015 No.13431772 File: 51 KB, 600x400, 1418522116371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13431763 Uh, you don't get to bring friends

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:16:43 2015 No.13431781 >>13431772 She doesn't, but they do. It makes things more fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:17:31 2015 No.13431787 >>13431739 Celebratory manticore/girtablilu venom cocktail bang.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:18:20 2015 No.13431792 File: 107 KB, 800x513, wurmchan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wurm-chan can do anything any other monstergirl can do! Maybe not better, but no one will try harder than Wurm-chan! Especially when it comes to fighting for justice!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:19:17 2015 No.13431799 >>13431754 Fuck. This suffering is worse than any of that sad shit people come up with on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:19:31 2015 No.13431800 >>13431576 I want to cuddle a trashy slutty old kejourou!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:20:11 2015 No.13431803 File: 433 KB, 700x1006, 1379178000887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13431743 Quite possibly the dumbest thing you can do is make a wurm angry. And that would make her very angry.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:20:16 2015 No.13431804 >>13431792 Tell me. Do you cum? You will.

Anonymous Mon May 4 18:20:43 2015 No.13431806
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>>13431792
>Wurm-chan and her trusty sidekick Ms. Moth
>Who signed up because she thought being a superhero would help her gain confidence
>She also kind of has a leather fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:21:00 2015 No.13431810 >>13431792 >no one will try harder than Wurm-chan! Wurms confirmed for tryhards. Oh hoh hoh hoh

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:22:03 2015 No.13431816 >>13431738 what happens if I buy three drinks?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:22:16 2015 No.13431817 >>13431806 Oi, Moth-chan is looking a bit down. HEADPAT MODE ENGAGED

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:24:51 2015 No.13431824 >>13431817 [Cute Moth Noises Intensify] Also someone still needs to write her properly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:25:01 2015 No.13431825 >>13431767 No I won't nigger. Implying cancer is my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:25:08 2015 No.13431826 >>13431806 Would you marry Wurm-chan and Moth-chan? They come as a package deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:26:43 2015 No.13431833 >>13431824 Define "properly", because i've done a lot of shit improperly.

Anonymous Mon May 4 18:27:09 2015 No.13431835

>>13431803
>After the ransom call was made, a deadly wailing was heard fast approaching their position
>All across town, reports of a teary-eyed, rage-filled Wurm heading south were filed to local police stations
>4 men, all identified as career criminals, were found dead the next morning

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:28:10 2015 No.13431841 >>13431826 Yuh-huh.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:28:16 2015 No.13431842 >>13431833 A nice mix of her shy as shit stuttering side and her secret BDSM mistress one. Something that explores her as a character instead of just tormenting her with headpats.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:29:29 2015 No.13431846 >>13431496 >That was probably the first thing I thought of when I saw that tail was the snake blowjob. In a good or a bad sense?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:29:58 2015 No.13431850 >>13431806 I just realized this would be almost exactly like The Tick.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:30:10 2015 No.13431851 >>13431835 This came off slightly more edgy than I had intended...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:32:05 2015 No.13431863 >>13431851 Change dead to several broken bones and unconcious and its fine

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:32:10 2015 No.13431865 >>13431835 >>13431851 Wurms aren't killers anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:33:23 2015 No.13431874 >>13431865 >>13431863 I have truly failed. Should I commit sudoku now or later?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:34:41 2015 No.13431881 >>13431874 That's giving up! Wurm-chan wouldn't want you to give up anon! Keep your head held high and try again!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:35:31 2015 No.13431884 >>13431874 >piling up even more death You dig yourself in deeper and deeper

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:41:36 2015 No.13431907 >>13431865 >Wurms aren't killers anon. I'm... not sure about that one, Anon; everybody, even a wurm, has to have a breaking point.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:43:52 2015 No.13431912 >>13431907 I AIN'T A KILLER BUT DON'T PUSH ME

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:47:47 2015 No.13431927 >>13431907 Not everyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:48:46 2015 No.13431931 >>13431234 >Teaching Wurm waifu basic arithmetics nnnnnnnnngh...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:51:09 2015 No.13431943 >>13431931 Tell her that every time she gets an answer right, she can have as many kisses as the answer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:51:47 2015 No.13431947 >>13431931 >>13431943 >"Whaaat? Put 1 with another 1 doesn't equal 11? Reallyyy?" >"Wow, husband is so smart!"

Anonymous Mon May 4 18:52:22 2015 No.13431949
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2 Minotaurs. One bigger yet gentler than the other.
2 Holstaurs. Both ready to be milked or lovingly snu-snu someone.
6 Werewolves of varying degrees of shape, size, fur and training.
1 Manticore. Dangerous criminal and almost feral monster.
1 Jinko. Upbeat and full of energy; knowledgeable in hand-to-hand combat.
1 centaur. War-horse sized. Must know how to fight but be submissive to her rider.

1 Medusa. Clingy and somewhat envious sorceress.
1 Gazer. Lazy summoner prone to mischief.
1 Lich. Emotionless necromancer who wants to learn what is love.
1 Cait Sith. Master of transfiguration or illusion magic.

1 Werebat. Silent but attentive. Must know potion-craft.
12 Mouse-Girls. Varying androgyny. Should be able to get in and out of any complex and take whatever they are ordered to.

Provisions of dried meat, fruits, and bread to last a month for everyone.
Campfire utensils.
Portable Alchemical lab.
600mts of sailor rope.
3km of duct tape.

...Yes. I think we're ready.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:54:25 2015 No.13431957 >>13431949 You're missing a tank. Can I be the tank?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:54:27 2015 No.13431958 >>13431947 >Teaching American history to monster girls >Talking up historical figures to be bigger than they really were >By the time you're done, the class thinks Lafayette could overpower a Wurm

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:55:42 2015 No.13431963 >>13431949 >Party of 30 More like a clusterfuck waiting to happen. Plus >All that shit and only one girl who you can use to draw a cart.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:56:59 2015 No.13431968 >>13431949 >600 mountains of sailor rope I don't even know where to begin with this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:57:45 2015 No.13431971 >>13431949 No, you most certainly are not.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:58:21 2015 No.13431972 >>13431949 >1 Lich. Emotionless necromancer who wants to learn what is love. I volunteer to teach her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:59:17 2015 No.13431978 >>13431963 It's a party for the Oregon Trail. Thirty is nothing.

Anonymous Mon May 4 18:59:26 2015 No.13431979
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>>13431958

>Teach American history to Monstergirls
>Tell them that in the time of great crises that the spirits of Jefferson, Roosevelt, Lincoln, and Washington would rise up to defend the children of their labors
>Your students' face when you and your Gnome waifu do this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:59:31 2015 No.13431980 >>13431968 >Not buying special sailor rope that can drag a ship over 600 mountains He clearly ain't buying no shitty half assed rope.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:00:43 2015 No.13431983 >>13431947 >>13431931 >TFW your Wurm girlfriend hustles you for kisses by using Arabic numerals instead of the Draconic numeral system she's well versed in already.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:01:06 2015 No.13431985 >>13431980 That's clearly a quantity anon, whole planets worth of fiber plants.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:01:44 2015 No.13431988 >>13431949 So where is this party headed, exactly? Oregon?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:02:10 2015 No.13431991 >>13431978 >No spare axles >No yokes >No giant bag of bullets I don't believe you

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:02:29 2015 No.13431993 >>13431958 >Teaching American history to monster girls You could teach them real history instead

Anonymous Mon May 4 19:03:19 2015 No.13431996

>>13431957
>>13431972
What are your qualifications? Are you a social reject of some kind?

>>13431963
The more ragtag and dysfunctional the misfits you have in your party the higher the possibility of success goes. It's an established fact.

The bovines can carry their own weight and the magicians have their bags of holding.

>>13431968
Those are meters. Don't worry we already have a use thought for them.

>>13431971
What could we be missing?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:03:34 2015 No.13431998 >>13431991 You can make all those things out of 30 km of duct tape.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:04:18 2015 No.13431999 >>13431996 600m would be meters 600mts is 600 mountains anon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:05:18 2015 No.13432002 >>13431998 >The sound of 100% repair skill intensifies

Anonymous Mon May 4 19:05:58 2015 No.13432004

>>13431996
>What are your qualifications? Are you a social reject of some kind?
Not a reject per-se. At the very least, I'd say I have the qualifications to possibly be a Lich's assistant. Scientific curiosity, training in the handling of delicate materials, good at taking down notes, etc. And any Learning-of-Love which should happen in the course of my aiding her, all the better, no?

Anonymous Mon May 4 19:07:30 2015 No.13432007

>>13431996
>Are you a social reject of some kind?

No, it's just that I have been hurt so many times I've grown to be naturally resistant to damage. Just give me a tower shield and a bigass armor set and I'm good to go. I have a shield bash attack, armor buff to all nearby allies, not to mention that I can also deflect attacks directed at friendly units. And my favorite skill, of course: Steamrolling the shit out of everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:08:09 2015 No.13432010 >>13431979 That's risky. You run the danger of Jefferson, Roosevelt, Lincoln, and Washington rising as ghosts and raping you instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:08:14 2015 No.13432011 >>13431996 >What could we be missing? It's not so much what you're missing. It's what you have.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:08:33 2015 No.13432012 >>13431999 >Acquiring 600 mountains of rope How did he even dew it?

Anonymous Mon May 4 19:16:02 2015 No.13432028

>>13432004
>Possible assistant and lover for the lich.
Yeah... she will grow to love you without even knowing it, and when you eventually find your gory end at the hands of the villian she will unlock her full potential in a rage, increasing the party's effectiveness by 25%.
You can come, but you have to bring your own supplies.

>>13432007
Well, the minos and the jinko already serve as the party tanks, but I suppose another one could do no wrong.
Welcome aboard.

>>13432011
Whatever do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:18:43 2015 No.13432037 >>13432028 You know damn well what I mean, but I'm not a raging faggot so I wont bother with this any more.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:23:17 2015 No.13432051 >>13432028 >when you eventually find your gory end at the hands of the villian she will unlock her full potential in a rage Well...that's... Good thing she's a Lich, I suppose? Could be worse. I'll pack my toothbrush.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:34:35 2015 No.13432067 >TFW stuck at an impasse in a story >TFW don't know how to proceed How do you guys do this?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:36:24 2015 No.13432074 >>13432067 Get back to it eventually. That's what I do

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:36:55 2015 No.13432078 >>13432067 Generally leave it for months on end and maybe never get back to it. But sometimes you can just shit something out and maybe go back to improve it later.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:42:05 2015 No.13432091 File: 134 KB, 800x427, Eva.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember, /mgt/. Always remember who is best Elf.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:43:09 2015 No.13432095 File: 75 KB, 398x351, 04_4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dumping Chapters 3 and 4 (new) on /a/ so a certain posting-standards faggot doesn't whine: >>>/a/124941100

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:43:33 2015 No.13432097 >>13432091 You have no idea how much I loathe the French.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:43:37 2015 No.13432098 >>13432067 I listen to music. Let my imagination wander. Ideas come to me. Actually writing them down is another matter entirely though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:45:16 2015 No.13432104 >>13432097 Did they steal the croissants and baguettes in your hometown? Because that'll do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:45:40 2015 No.13432105 >>13432097 Not more than me I bet.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:47:37 2015 No.13432115 >>13432097 Say you love crepes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:48:29 2015 No.13432118 >>13432095 >so a certain posting-standards faggot doesn't whine Oh dear.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:48:38 2015 No.13432120 >>13432115 Even the Japanese love crepes. And they hate everybody.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:49:09 2015 No.13432122 >>13432115 whatever happens we're getting some after all of this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:49:25 2015 No.13432123 >>13432095 Good shit. Really glad to see some more of this.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:50:36 2015 No.13432126 >>13432095 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:56:01 2015 No.13432139 >>13432095 >More T-Rex Thanks, friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:56:59 2015 No.13432143 >>13432095 >>>/a/124941758 Adorable as fuck.

Anonymous Mon May 4 19:58:30 2015 No.13432149
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Do not give in to the elven menace!

They might not look bad to you, but they do not care for your well being and will blue-ball mankind forever if you allow them!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:00:10 2015 No.13432154 >>13432149 it looks like an amazon tribe that's being lead the runt of the litter that they begrudgingly accepted as the leader because of her mother being the old leader

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:01:46 2015 No.13432161 >>13432154 If she has the brains and capabilities of being leader then I don't see anything wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:02:43 2015 No.13432164 >>13432149 I want to gently push an unsuspecting elf girl into a pool before she gets to jump in herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:05:43 2015 No.13432176 >>13432164 You all know what I'd do with elves.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:07:16 2015 No.13432179 >>>/a/124941758 Oh man, this is too cuuuUUUOOOAAGH

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:09:42 2015 No.13432185 File: 204 KB, 850x1360, Notanazi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432149 >Elves >Doing anything

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:10:04 2015 No.13432186 >>13432095 That last page. So fucking cute.

Anonymous Mon May 4 20:11:55 2015 No.13432190
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>>13432149
>>13432154
It's from an artist collaboration manga about girls getting fucked by monsters. There are some monster girls on it.

luscious.net/c/hentai_manga/albums/bestiary-ii-monster-daihyakka_90009/view/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:13:15 2015 No.13432193 >>13432190 Love that spider-girl. Even if the human feet are strange. No stranger than Thomas' having hands tho.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:13:25 2015 No.13432194 >>13432115 I hate crepes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:14:14 2015 No.13432195 >>13432190 Why'd you have to do this. I was actually enjoying that picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:15:16 2015 No.13432197 >>13432194 Congratulations. You missed the joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:18:46 2015 No.13432205 File: 160 KB, 566x677, 1401783290053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW Anons talking about Ace Combat >TFW still no Razgriz colored Valkyrie from Recolor Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:19:24 2015 No.13432208 >>13432190 >dahootch Somehow that doesn't surprise me. Never seen a single good thing from them. A shame, since I remember /a/ emailing someone with that name years ago and he seemed cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:20:42 2015 No.13432215 >>13432190 >bestiary Nope.jpg

Anonymous Mon May 4 20:25:00 2015 No.13432233

>>13431436
To be fair, the guy in the story was weirded out by it too. And part of the point of the scene is him not really knowing what she's doing to his dick, since it's all happening in his pants. But the whole thing was a bit too weird for him, too, even if he still came buckets.
At least I think that's how the scene went down. My nip is very, very bad.

Anonymous Mon May 4 20:27:00 2015 No.13432245

>>13432208
DaHootch, aka ShindoL's stuff tends to be rather divisive.

Me personally? I love his art, and like most of his stuff. Most. The stuff that goes too heavy on the drug-induced mind-break isn't really my thing.

When he does stuff that's just cute though, he does it really well.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:29:05 2015 No.13432252 File: 124 KB, 392x500, 19348732832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw your Leanan Sidhe art teacher insists on posing as a nude model for you all to draw. I want to go to a normal school.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:30:04 2015 No.13432255 >>13432245 Yeah, I love the ones with the disabled girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:30:51 2015 No.13432260 >>13432252 It's slightly better then her making you model for male anatomy lessons.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:31:06 2015 No.13432261 >>13432252 your weird enjoy your boring lame normal school nerd i'll stay at monster girl city high

Anonymous Mon May 4 20:32:29 2015 No.13432265

>>13432233
The part in question:

なんて言いながらも彼女はオレを抱きしめた。柔らかな胸がオレの胸板に押し付けられ、形を変える。固くなった先端が擦れる感触がいやらしく、互いにため息が漏れた。
だがそれで止まるエルマーナではなかった。離れぬように抱きしめるとゆらりと動く『蛇』の尻尾がオレの体を這いまわり、いきなりズボンの中へと潜り込んだ。

「っ！？」

もぞもぞと蠢き纏わりついてくる。それは『山羊』のようにもこもこしているのではなく、『竜』のように冷たくしっとりしているのと違う、異質な柔らかさとしなやかさを備えた筆舌しがたい感触だった。

「何、これ…！？何してんの！？」
「うふふ♪『私』の尻尾、気持ちいいでしょう？『他』にはできないことも『私』だったらいくらでもしてあげるわよ♪」

耳元で囁きながらも尻尾が激しく蠢いた。異形のもので扱かれるという人間には絶対に真似できない感覚に恐怖にも似た感情が湧き上がってくる。だがそんなもの一瞬ですぐさま甘い痺れに変わった。

「こんなこともしてあ・げ・る♪」

そう言うと狭く湿った柔肉が、ざらついたものが纏わりついてくる。何度も抱きしめるように締め付けてはざらついたものが絡みつき、ちろちろと先端を擽った。何をされているのか見えないのに送り込まれてくる感覚に腰が震える。

「ぅあっ！？やば…っ」
「出ちゃいそう？いいわよ、我慢しないで全部出して♪」

惑わすような甘い声色に背中を押され、意識が高みへと押し上げられる。そしてなにかもわからぬ場所へと精液を吐き出した。

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:32:38 2015 No.13432266 >>13432205 >Razgriz colored Valkyrie from Recolor Anon Seconded. Third'd. Fouth'd. Fifth'd. We need this.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:33:18 2015 No.13432268 >>13432260 What if it's a private, after school lesson for her because she wants to "Stay in practice"?

Anonymous Mon May 4 20:33:25 2015 No.13432269

>>13432252
>not wanting to draw your naked fairy teacher
Look at this guy.

>>13432245
I'm not aware of any pure stuff, but that doesn't surprise me. I'm always saddened to hear people wasting, from my point of view, their talent on stupid shit. Literally, if I recall.

Anonymous Mon May 4 20:33:30 2015 No.13432270 [DELETED]

>>13432265
「んんん♪あぁ、すごい…♪ユウタのがいっぱい出てるわ♪」

何度も何度も脈打ってそこへと注ぎ込んでいく。その度柔らかな肉壁が窄まってさらに精液をねだる様に搾り取ってきた。
全て吐き出し終わると尻尾がずるずるとズボンを引張り下ろしていく。露わになった蛇の口からは白い粘液が溢れていた。

「…マジか」
「でも気持ちよかったでしょ？あんなに感じてくれたんだものね」

もしやとは思っていたけどやはり蛇だったのか。やることがオレ達には絶対にできないことだが、その快感は尋常じゃない。異形だろうがなんだろうがあんな快楽を叩き込まれてはいずれきっと抜け出せなくなる。

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:33:47 2015 No.13432272 File: 129 KB, 639x898, lusciousnet_bestiary2_39_1920953584.640x0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432195 >>13432208 >>13432215 I am merely the source provider, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:33:58 2015 No.13432276 >>13432265 And a ching chong nip nong to you, young Anon.

Anonymous Mon May 4 20:36:45 2015 No.13432290

>>13432252
>Flutters around to see everyone's work.
>All you did was just draw cubes over and over because you don't care about art class.
>She pouts and buzzes angrily in your face.
>"I don't think you're taking this class seriously Anon!" She squeaks.
>"If you aren't going to draw, then you've volunteered to be the next model!"
>Monster Girls in your class collectively 'fufufu'.

Man art class whomps.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:36:56 2015 No.13432292 >>13432268 That's better, but she'll say she needs more practice after every drawing she does and make you come again a few days later.

Anonymous Mon May 4 20:37:45 2015 No.13432295

>>13432270

>Google Translate

"N'nn ♪ Oh, ♪ I have come full of amazing ... ♪ Yuta is"

Many times go poured to the bottom and pulsing many times. Each time with soft flesh wall is narrowed has been further squeezed to like Gimme the semen.
All discharge finished and tail goes down pull the pants To loose. Was full of white mucus from the mouth of the snake became reveal.

"... Really Do"
"But probably it was comfortable? I thing I was me feel so much."

It does also was a snake and I thought and by chance. It's that you can not absolutely to me we have things to do, but the pleasure is not a vulgaris. It would be irregular, but it would be what, but get stuck one surely is being hammered the Anna pleasure.

I don't understand what I just read but somehow still feel arounsed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:38:56 2015 No.13432300 >>13432295 *aroused

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:39:33 2015 No.13432304 So, can we all agree that one of the very, very few things on par with Mamono Mana's level of bullshittery is The Zone's, and that, being what it is, The Zone is immune to Mamono Mana's shenanigans, since it has its very own?

Anonymous Mon May 4 20:40:35 2015 No.13432308

>>13432269
I'm not really sure what ShindoL has more of, cute and pure or horrific and disturbing, but I think it's pretty even. He seems to flip-flop back and forth fairly consistently.

Though none of his stuff is vanilla, that much is for sure. Even the lightest things he does fetish-wise are still pretty out there.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:41:42 2015 No.13432311 >>13432304 I need context anon. What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:42:35 2015 No.13432317 >>13432308 It's actually pretty great watching people squirm around about the content of some of the more extreme artist.

Anonymous Mon May 4 20:42:39 2015 No.13432318

>>13432292
>tfw you're bullied into obeying your tiny Leanan Sidhe art teacher who's always wearing skin-tight rubber overalls that drive you crazy.

I would eventually snap and do her right in the classroom after school. Fucking her right through her clothes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:42:42 2015 No.13432319 >>13432308 The most vanilla work he has done has to be the one with the librarian. That was incredibly cute, but a bit boring compared to his other works.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:43:13 2015 No.13432321 >>13432308 Are you kidding? Barrier Free is about as vanilla you can get.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:44:28 2015 No.13432329 >>13432318 That's a good way to get better grades.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:44:30 2015 No.13432330 >>13432308 He's great though. I think my favorite has got to be that archaeology one.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:46:21 2015 No.13432334 >>13432330 >Archaeology one Fuck yes. I'd kill for a copy of that, though I haven't managed to find it on Toranoana...

Anonymous Mon May 4 20:50:48 2015 No.13432353

>>13432330
>that archaeology one.
You mean Cultural Anthropology, right?
I really like that one, but I wish the Professor had made been less stoic and made the girls into his personal sluts, like the one with the 'Oujo-sama' schoolgirl with rape fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:54:17 2015 No.13432363 >>13432330 That was too /d/ for me, which is a shame because the ponytail girl was really cute.

Anonymous Mon May 4 20:58:15 2015 No.13432379

>>13432334
Eh, I like my porn digital anyways, trying to jerk it to a book is a bit hard on a bed.

>>13432353
Yeah, that one. Personally I like how the professor wasn't interested in them in the least and they just got accidentally fucked along the way. But that's just me.

>>13432363
Eh, I don't mind a lot of /d/ stuff. It's just the worst of it that puts me off. But I respect your opinion. And yes, she's the best girl.

Anonymous Mon May 4 21:00:21 2015 No.13432383 [DELETED]

>>13432311

>He's never played S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FAqM_yjAus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t073kMUzV2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEHECrysxZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hImH5wsYlqg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U0BvYvQ1SE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leun-5qOQ5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh-2KpBe2J0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llwux_ORwDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sSm8Xpw30w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2ZWU4oIHZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwaJhYv9FYE

Come to the Zone, my friend. You will gain what you deserve. Come, step into The Zone, because are not leaving it.

Иди ко мне. Ты обретёшь то, что заслуживаешь.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:01:29 2015 No.13432386 >>13432383 I have played STALKER silly, I have all the games on Steam. I just didn't know what the hell you were talking about. I doubt anyone was.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:03:02 2015 No.13432391 >>13432379 >Eh, I like my porn digital anyways, trying to jerk it to a book is a bit hard on a bed. Oh, I don't really fap to 'em. I have digital copies off exhentai or wherever for that. I just like to buy hard-copies of my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:04:28 2015 No.13432398 >>13432386 If the words "The Zone" don't make you automatically think of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'s and it's magnificent mindfuckery, you haven't played the games long enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:06:07 2015 No.13432410 >>13432398 I've barely played any of it and still knew exactly what was meant with it. If you're around it long enough, you hear all about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:07:08 2015 No.13432415 >>13432391 Oh, makes sense. Honestly I'd love to have one or two just to have. If I ever get the money and knowledge of nihongo I'm going to Comiket once.

Anonymous Mon May 4 21:11:15 2015 No.13432436 [SPOILER]

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>>13432415
I order doujins and h-manga off of Toranoana periodically. Like I've got 6 Takatsu tanks, Mochi's Vampire Princess, a couple of Hisasi's, and Henreader's. And then a bunch of doujins and such.

Also bought some of Z-Ton's stuff recently.

Anonymous Mon May 4 21:15:42 2015 No.13432463
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What do you say to a virgin Unicorn when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight.

What did the Wight do when she got to the ball? Gagged.

How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common? They both hold stiffs.

Two potatoes are you standing in a corner. How do you know which one is the prostitute? It's the one that says 'I-DA-HO!'

How can you tell which is the head Succubus? She's the one with dirty knees.

How do mermaids reproduce? With seamen.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:15:44 2015 No.13432464 >>13432436 Radical. >tfw can't buy doujins or lewd figs because I can't afford a place of my own yet and parents have no respect for mail privacy I get enough weird looks just ordering figmas.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:16:56 2015 No.13432469 File: 117 KB, 663x402, 1429574926906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432463

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:16:59 2015 No.13432470 >>13432398 Well I thought you were talking about other Zone, maybe a jap one from a manga or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:17:49 2015 No.13432475 >>13432463 Shut the fuck up, Charon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:17:58 2015 No.13432476 >>13432436 Blue board numbnuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:18:53 2015 No.13432481 >>13432463 No, bad. Fuck you captcha that was a god damn slab of ribs not a steak.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:19:07 2015 No.13432482 >>13432463 >What do a coffin and a condom have in common? They both hold stiffs. Do they ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:19:36 2015 No.13432485 >>13432463 I uh, forgot my wallet when I died.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:22:21 2015 No.13432502 >>13432485 >Forgetting your wallet after death The reaper asks you if you want to bring anything over before it takes you to heaven or hell. How did you forget?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:23:42 2015 No.13432506 >>13432502 I didn't think I would need it! Surely there's another way I can pay for the boat ride?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:24:36 2015 No.13432512 >>13432506 Well, there's always "That"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:25:38 2015 No.13432519 >>13432463 I want to be Charon's lover, owner and father figure!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:25:54 2015 No.13432521 >>13432436 >Jun Doujin My brother!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:32:25 2015 No.13432539 Junji Ito should make Monster Girl hentai.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:33:35 2015 No.13432542 >>13432539 what mg going to be in it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:35:55 2015 No.13432549 >>13432542 Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:36:27 2015 No.13432551 >>13432539 If he does, it's gonna be a matango. Calling it right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:37:50 2015 No.13432557 File: 50 KB, 442x434, 1430091442885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432549 awesome

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Mon May 4 21:39:01 2015 No.13432563 File: 408 KB, 1099x1600, 1430789941845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:39:40 2015 No.13432565 >>13432542 Something spooky. Maybe a skeleton girl who's horrified of all this flesh covering her and she tries tearing it all off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:41:23 2015 No.13432568 >>13432563 Is that from Dr. Hitomi?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:43:54 2015 No.13432578 >>13432383 That looks like a game that would be fun to hotseat with someone.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:46:16 2015 No.13432588 >>13432578 I strongly recommend you play the games. Don't forget to listen to Serbia Strong on your gaming breaks and taking a shot of vodka everytime you die.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:47:25 2015 No.13432590 >>13432588 >Serbia Strong I think this would also be appropriate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFnYHja6R0U

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:48:25 2015 No.13432597 >>13432383 >>13432590 >>13432588 Sequel never.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:48:48 2015 No.13432602 >>13432568 As he described it: > In hitomi there is a girl who eats anything and a lizard boy who seems to get off being ate

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:50:17 2015 No.13432608 >>13432597 GSC is back, though. There is a very, very slim chance. And an even slimmer one of an actual S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 game being made in the future. And a nigh irrelevant chance of it being a good game.

Anonymous Mon May 4 21:51:55 2015 No.13432620
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Nyanon, as much as I like your stories, the idea that a maximum security prison made specifically for monster girls would have a male guard that isn't gay or had his cock chopped off doesn't really make any sense. It felt out of place as shit.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Mon May 4 21:52:35 2015 No.13432625 File: 697 KB, 1119x827, Untitled-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432602 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:53:42 2015 No.13432631 >>13432620 The what now?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:53:45 2015 No.13432632 >>13432620 >Implying the entire MGE setting is even remotely follows logic or realism, given it's full of horny, lonely women who cater to ever possible fetish. I bet you think the Pizza Guy just goes to women's houses to deliver pizza, too

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:55:14 2015 No.13432642 File: 71 KB, 700x700, 0d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish we had more spoopy atmospheric shit pertinent to monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:00:47 2015 No.13432665 >>13432642 What's the context on this picture?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:03:28 2015 No.13432675 File: 257 KB, 800x600, 875a98ab18b97e3a2c9111f9273c6f07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432642 Hollow porn?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:03:33 2015 No.13432676 >>13432620 It was about as retarded as Ovaries' werewolf nazi bitch being able to go full furfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:10:05 2015 No.13432701 >tfw ideas are finally coming into fruition and actually becoming words in the text editor

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:11:33 2015 No.13432709 >>13432676 >werewolf nazi bitch being able to go full furfag. That doesn't sound that retarded. It it just like that one hentai manga with the kitsune and the tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:12:45 2015 No.13432715 >>13432676 The fuck does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:14:25 2015 No.13432724 >>13432715 It means you're taking something that isn't furry (20% at the most) and making it 50%

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:15:41 2015 No.13432727 >>13432724 Considering werewolves 'round these parts have big meaty paws and all that, I'd say they're close to the 50% mark.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:17:15 2015 No.13432733 >>13432727 He said "full" furfag. That would mean actual animal snout?

Anonymous Mon May 4 22:17:35 2015 No.13432735

>>13432620
As long as they don't go into the actual prison chasm which the magitek maintenance corridors aren't connected to for obvious reasons, it shouldn't be a problem.
Point taken. I mostly put it in there for fan service anyways. I'll cut down on the needless smut.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:17:42 2015 No.13432737 >>13431261 Put her in a room with an Alp, a Cyclops and a Wyvern and tell those three I'll let them in on a foursome if they bully her for the next 4 hours

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:19:19 2015 No.13432741 >>13432733 I was rather thinking a werewolf with actual shape-shifting capabilities. What's kind of interesting is Kitsune have the same ability, to shift between fox and person, but I've only see one author actually use that aspect of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:19:27 2015 No.13432742 >>13432733 It was in the goddamned previews he kept trying to post cutely. Full snout and all

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:21:17 2015 No.13432748 >>13432742 This is...actually, this is pretty not acceptable at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:22:16 2015 No.13432750 File: 460 KB, 1000x688, werewolf_by_teli333-d594r68.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432742 >>13432676 Is it furfaggotry or is she a full-blown berserk monster werewolf? I might be interested in the latter

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:22:22 2015 No.13432751 >>13432742 You should at least post the context. Just saying that is trying to start shit for no reason.

Anonymous Mon May 4 22:30:25 2015 No.13432783

>>13432751

Okay here's the context from what I gathered, skimming it

>Her husbando(?) gets kidnapped
>Channels what sounds like Fenmore from Dawngate with some kind of spirit bullshit
>Turns into MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER level Werewolf thing, animal snout and all
>???
>Lol I dunno

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:31:35 2015 No.13432788 >>13432783 >Dawngate God damn don't remind me. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:36:23 2015 No.13432813 >>13432788 C'mon, anon, everyone saw it coming.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:36:47 2015 No.13432815 File: 68 KB, 281x331, 1330437596020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432735 >I'll cut down on the needless smut. woah woah woah, that wasn't the purpose of my post at all. More smut is always good, as long as it makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:38:48 2015 No.13432823 >>13432813 R.I.P. Faris, Voluc, Kensu Mina and Renzo. Never forget. Would Renzo be able to reduce any MG to a puddle of ahegaoing pleasure on the ground just by rubbing his manly chest on them?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:39:14 2015 No.13432827 >>13432815 Got it. Didn't mean to scare you there.

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:40:19 2015 No.13432834 >>13432783 So where's the furfaggotry, as you claim?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:40:49 2015 No.13432839 >>13432832 Oh hey, sup?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:41:15 2015 No.13432840 >>13432832 Are you related to Shredder by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:42:23 2015 No.13432843 >>13432205 GLORIA! MUTAT VALDE RAZGRIZ!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:43:00 2015 No.13432845 >>13432843 >GLORIA >Not CUM HISTORIA Come on, Anon. Don't be a filthy Yuke.

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:45:48 2015 No.13432859 >>13432834 It's the whole turning into an actual werewolf.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:46:23 2015 No.13432861 >>13432853 She needs some discipline, but she looks like she would be a cute kid after she got learned.

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:46:40 2015 No.13432864 >>13432853 >That expression in the last panel. U gonna get raped.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:48:11 2015 No.13432873 >>13432863 You know that feeling of walking into a spiderweb? Imagine that all the freaking time.

Anonymous Mon May 4 22:48:50 2015 No.13432876

What would MGs think of genetically enhanced/mutated humans (hardened skin, over 8'2" in height, being able to breathe underwater, superhuman strength that can rival that of an Oni's, etc)? What if it had some kind of setback, like dramatically increased aggression?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:49:15 2015 No.13432879 >>13432863 Isn't she a lesbian or do I have the wrong jurougumo?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:50:00 2015 No.13432882 >>13432859 And? Why is that an issue?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:50:14 2015 No.13432884 >>13432863 Hey, uh...the classroom is kind of a mess. Who's gonna clean this up?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:50:15 2015 No.13432885 >>13432876 A challenge.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:50:44 2015 No.13432887 >>13432879 She's a lesbian who actively kills men and rapes women. So she's like Rance.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:51:24 2015 No.13432888 File: 459 KB, 634x872, Hirasaka.Hatsune.full.605216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432879 Mostly >>13432873

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:51:46 2015 No.13432889 >>13432887 I thought Rance captured men and sent them to the sex change temple, then raped them?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:52:21 2015 No.13432891 File: 249 KB, 761x677, 13513513427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you fine with being proactively dated by your favorite species?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:53:12 2015 No.13432897 >>13432889 She doesn't need to, she gets her fill of energy by killing/raping people. Though I'm sure she would change as many men as she could if she had the chance.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:53:48 2015 No.13432900 File: 368 KB, 600x800, 32968768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432887 she eats her kills >>13432884 spiderman

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:53:50 2015 No.13432901 >>13432891 That's fine, I'm too spaghettified to make the first move and I like buffalo wild wings

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:54:05 2015 No.13432904 >>13432891 Yes. They are traditionally shorter than me though, but that makes it cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:54:14 2015 No.13432906 >>13432891 Of course. God knows I'm too fucking lazy to put in effort on my own. She could motivate me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:55:01 2015 No.13432912 >>13432891 Sure, I'm willing to try anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:55:41 2015 No.13432915 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:56:04 2015 No.13432917 >>13432891 Does a bear shit in the woods?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:56:10 2015 No.13432919 >>13432888 >>13432863 Y'know I wouldn't be against talking to her if she wouldn't try to kill me on sight. Not that that would ever happen, but still.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:56:57 2015 No.13432922 How do monstergirls treat aspies who prefer being alone?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:57:16 2015 No.13432923 >>13432876 >'Space husbands of the year 2027' no on theaters.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:58:00 2015 No.13432924 >>13432922 They're easier to keep locked in the house, so that's fine. Antisocial husbands tend not to want to leave the house often.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:58:10 2015 No.13432926 >>13432922 Rape the asspie out of them. >Choose all icecream captcha >There's no icecream pictured >Pick the cupcakes >It works

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:58:13 2015 No.13432927 >>13432876 >Old Man's War >Now with actual bangable aliens Hmmm

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:58:24 2015 No.13432929 >>13432922 Rape Maybe if she's a nice one like a Ryu she will talk with him before the rape

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:58:48 2015 No.13432931 >>13432922 >You're an aspie for wanting to be alone I just grew used to it, okay?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:59:05 2015 No.13432933 File: 2.83 MB, 2182x3160, 18573895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432919

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:59:14 2015 No.13432934 >>13432922 KC says they solve it like all problems. Sex. And if sex isn't working you're not having enough of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:00:20 2015 No.13432940 >>13432926 I know what you mean. I've had to pick out sandwiches when the pictures were burgers. I mean, it's close but not exactly the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:01:14 2015 No.13432942 >>13432863 >>13432888 >>13432933 See this paladins? This is a monstergirl you should purge. Stop trying going after some lamias and smite this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:01:57 2015 No.13432944 >>13432931 >Hermits were once respected >Now they're aspies The world is a changing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:03:13 2015 No.13432950 >>13432882 Because it's HIM

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:03:35 2015 No.13432953 File: 339 KB, 1024x736, 4d92aad35145ed6a4564e012957f5cd3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432888 Why are hime cuts and red eyes so fucking great. That said I prefer the ones on a particular ghost.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:03:41 2015 No.13432955 >>13432944 Don't you know anon, you can't be alone! Society demands you to work as a slave until you die! Ending is better than mending! A gram is worth more than a damn!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:03:45 2015 No.13432956 >>13432942 But she didn't even state her intentions yet. Remember the rules of engagement, Anon. If she's not armed, she's not a threat yet

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:04:42 2015 No.13432962 >>13432953 Is dat some Enma Ai?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:05:10 2015 No.13432965 >>13432944 >>13432955 >Rurouni Kenshin is an aspie now Wow.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:05:13 2015 No.13432966 File: 2.28 MB, 1365x1875, 19435155.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432942

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:06:17 2015 No.13432970 File: 222 KB, 750x577, 1403499241040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] REMOVE GRAPESNAKE REMOVE GRAPESNAKE FROM THE PREMISES GLORY TO PHARAOH VILLAGE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:06:40 2015 No.13432974 >>13432901 Are you me? Because any MG that gives me hot wings is getting a husband. Unless she's a Cait Sith, that just ends in friendship until we find a wizard to change some things.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:06:49 2015 No.13432975 >>13432953 I've always thought red eyes were hot as fuck. Hime cuts just add to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:07:11 2015 No.13432979 >>13432970 Pharaoh a shit. SHIIIIIIIT

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:08:01 2015 No.13432983 >>13432970 I'm voting sphinx, at least she asks what is wrong with society. I mean, it's a riddle, but she still wants to know.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:08:20 2015 No.13432986 >>13432962 No, it's Kanoe Yuuko. Note the uniform colours.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:08:24 2015 No.13432987 >>13432944 >In another time, i would have been been seen as a wise man >now i'm some weird guy who's only form of comfort is monstergirl escapism

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:08:54 2015 No.13432991 What monstergirls would want their husbandos to stay at home the whole day with them?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:09:07 2015 No.13432992 >>13432970 >GLORY TO PHARAOH VILLAGE >PHARAOH >VILLAGE As expected from women.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:09:36 2015 No.13432996 >>13432991 Succubutts They wouldn't mind literally having sex with you forever

Anonymous Mon May 4 23:09:58 2015 No.13432999

>>13432986
My bad. I'd a Enma Ai. A lot. I'd take her pain away.
>>13432970
No need to get violent, as long as grapesnake doesn't plot to overthrow the kingdom and keeps with her husband, let her be happy. A reasonable Pharaoh is best. I should know, I'm one of two people who voted for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:10:28 2015 No.13433000 >>13432991 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:10:45 2015 No.13433003 >>13432991 What monstergirls wouldn't want their husbandos to stay at home the whole day with them?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:10:50 2015 No.13433004 >>13432991 Yuki-Onnas

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:10:50 2015 No.13433005 >>13432987 I think the term used now is "Introvert." You don't necessarily have a problem interacting with others, you just prefer keeping to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:11:40 2015 No.13433013 >>13432991 Dragon girls. They see their husbands as treasure, and treasure shouldn't be out and about, it should be locked up in her room.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:12:23 2015 No.13433016 >>13432987 >would have been been seen

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:12:32 2015 No.13433018 >>13433003 Kikimoras They want you to stay in the rat race

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:13:58 2015 No.13433022 Dragon maids.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:14:02 2015 No.13433023 File: 3.29 MB, 1600x2000, 22324917.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432975 >>13432953 because both are awesome traits

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:16:52 2015 No.13433036 >>13433022 Well I guess some would want to be maids for one day to understand better how plebeians work.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:21:02 2015 No.13433052 >>13432999 And I'd fuck Yuukos pain and rage. Quite literally.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:25:20 2015 No.13433071 >>13433013 I'd a possessive Dragon Girl. >>13433022 Implausible, but lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:27:22 2015 No.13433077 File: 2.07 MB, 2031x3535, 1394402272065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember Anons, tentacles without suckers? You're the sucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:31:42 2015 No.13433091 >>13433077 >You're the sucker YOU GORMLESS TOSSAH

Anonymous Mon May 4 23:31:58 2015 No.13433092
File: 692 KB, 800x847, 15985_artist_Apricot_Bar_blue_slime_blush_breasts_goo_girl_handjob_large_breasts_looking_at_viewer_open_mouth_pov_red_eyes_slime_slime_girl_twintails.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13433077
Love her breasts. They're the perfect shape.

What's wrong with tentacles without suckers?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:34:41 2015 No.13433098 >>13433092 Because those are the tentacles of girls who like to devour. I'm saying you're gonna get eat, Anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:36:27 2015 No.13433102 >>13433098 I like food too. So we're going to get some eats together?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:36:48 2015 No.13433107 >>13433077 For some reason her nails are insanely fucking hot to me. I want to feel those scratch across my chest during foreplay and dig into my back during sex. Maybe watch her sensually lick the blood off of them afterwords.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:37:41 2015 No.13433111 >>13433077 >look it up on iqdb >it's a roper How much of the woman is still in control?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:38:00 2015 No.13433115 >>13433107 >I want to feel those scratch across my chest during foreplay and dig into my back That sounds infectious.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:38:21 2015 No.13433117 >>13433071 I'd imagine a Dragon maid would have a really hard time remembering that she is supposed to be the one attending to her master, and not the other way around. He would have to remind her. Probably every night.

Anonymous Mon May 4 23:38:59 2015 No.13433124

>>13433092
Because they're mainly used for pegging.
Also what >>13433098 said.
And what >>13433111 proved.

>>13433111
Probably none man.

>>13433115
Only if you have horrible hygiene.
Besides, it's not like I said gouge my skin, sex scratches are a thing man.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:39:19 2015 No.13433126 >>13433102 >>13433107 >>13433111 The eyes. It's all in the eyes. Those red irises, the tiny pupils. It all spells murder.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:40:12 2015 No.13433130 >>13433111 Her mind is totally subsumed by the evil vagina squid. Just like matangos and pslimes. SUFFER NOT THE PARASITE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:41:06 2015 No.13433134 >>13433124 I can just ask her not to peg me. Surely she doesn't derive that much satisfaction from taking my black cherry.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:41:08 2015 No.13433135 >>13433126 Vampires with red eyes are fucking gold. It's almost a requirement for me that vamps have red eyes, though if they don't it gets pulled off on rare occasions.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:41:47 2015 No.13433139 >>13433134 >Thinking a roper cares what you think

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:42:18 2015 No.13433141 >>13433107 >I want to feel those scratch across my chest during foreplay and dig into my back during sex. Maybe watch her sensually lick the blood off of them afterwords. My brother. Scratching and biting during sex are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:43:03 2015 No.13433146 >>13433117 >Submissive guy makes the mistake of hiring a Dragon Maid >She ends up forgetting she's the maid and becomes the Mistress and he becomes her butler

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:45:03 2015 No.13433155 >>13433146 >She continues to wear the maid outfit though

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:45:52 2015 No.13433161 >>13433124 I'm a sub, and though I've never tried anything with my butt, I can't help but feel pegging wouldn't be too bad. At least not with an MG. It would be a loving thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:47:25 2015 No.13433176 File: 581 KB, 1296x600, Roper_book_profile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13433139 In no way does a roper rape a man's anus.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:47:25 2015 No.13433177 >>13433155 >>13433146 >Maid distribution and managing comany representative knocks on his door to check up on the dragon maid >Sees all of this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:50:01 2015 No.13433194 >>13433176 I never said they did, just that asking them to do anything wouldn't do shit because they're nothing but instinct-driven mindless pussy squid.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:50:48 2015 No.13433200 >>13433161 I'm a sub and I think you're a fag

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:51:56 2015 No.13433204 >>13432891 >Crow Tengu >Proactive dating Sure why not, what's the worst that could happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:53:22 2015 No.13433207 >>13433204 Anal rape

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:54:11 2015 No.13433209 >>13433207 What's with you and anal rape tonight?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:55:37 2015 No.13433215 >>13433209 I don't want to talk about it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:56:13 2015 No.13433217 >>13433177 Poor Dragon maid. She's gonna get in trouble because of her natural instincts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:58:42 2015 No.13433230 >>13433200 Why are you guys doing this again?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:02:33 2015 No.13433238 >>13433177 Ahh, good. After an extended period of your employee's, ahhh... services... I have decided to hire her full-time. If you could just send the paperwork to me, I'll have your payment on Monday.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:03:41 2015 No.13433245 File: 671 KB, 750x1061, 6140143973ee5a8272944da7dc12daf4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13433230 I didn't start anything. Just stated that I entertained the idea of pegging.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:04:46 2015 No.13433252 >>13432891 >Kejourou yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:04:50 2015 No.13433253 >>13433245 Does anyone have all the Butter-T MGE stuff? If you can link it or upload it, I got a guy who'll translate it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:05:41 2015 No.13433256 >>13433245 You really ought to know not to bring it up. There's people who think they'll turn gay if they see the word written down.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:07:22 2015 No.13433267 >>13433253 He posts most of the english TLs with the actual thing on Pixiv. You just have to parse it out and make it flow more naturally.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:07:46 2015 No.13433269 >>13433253 Go to danbooru, it's mostly all translated.

Anonymous Tue May 5 00:08:13 2015 No.13433272

>>13433245
>pegging
What's the point of pegging? I mean, unless you enjoy taking it up the ass, for her, it would be a purely mental thing, right? Unless its a magic dick/dildo which lets her feel sensations, I guess. But surely there's better alternatives to give her that domination kick?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:08:47 2015 No.13433278 >>13433272 >double ender

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:09:06 2015 No.13433281 File: 344 KB, 850x1202, Pharaoh_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13433245 Pegging aside, if we're talking about being subs I'd lick the hell out of Pharaoh's feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:09:51 2015 No.13433283 >>13433281 But they're all sweaty and smelly! Wouldn't you rather lick Anubis Butter off of Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:09:59 2015 No.13433285 >>13433272 They totally make dildos especially for pegging.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:10:53 2015 No.13433289 >>13433272 >What is two ended dildo

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:10:56 2015 No.13433290 >>13433272 I don't know about actual pegging, but i tried one of those prostate stimulator things and i came harder than i ever have, just jacking off with it in.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:12:06 2015 No.13433294 File: 211 KB, 600x839, 50131246_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:12:34 2015 No.13433299 >>13433285 >>13433289 >>13433278 Uh. Yeah, I forgot those were a thing. Would that even feel like anything though? I mean, unless there's like a cock suspension system, if you put the strapon on and in, it's not like the bit in her moves, is it?

Anonymous Tue May 5 00:12:47 2015 No.13433301

>>13433272
Well being on the receiving end of getting it up the ass is usually considered one of the most submissive things. They can get a massive high from that.

Could also be a double-ended strap-on that lets her get a kick out of it, too. Butt stuff can be fun, but it's not for everyone. Usually the majority of the pleasure comes from prostate massaging/milking, but if you're lucky enough to have a prostate in the right location, just getting up the rear will press on it in all the right ways.

Anonymous Tue May 5 00:13:09 2015 No.13433303

>>13433272

Have you not heard of prostate stimulation? All gay shit put aside, it's a thing. They do it on animals to harvest semen. Yeah, it'd hurt because you're taking something up the ass, but once that button gets pressed, people have claimed you cum harder than you ever have.

So there's your explanation. No homo.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:14:54 2015 No.13433313 >>13433299 Anon, don't be a dumb-dumb. Those things are DESIGNED to get both users off. >>13433303 Nuh-huh! Being gay means liking it up the butt! Don't matter if you like girls or not! It's about the butt!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:14:57 2015 No.13433315 File: 104 KB, 270x243, 1329554711132.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just read/saw the Cait Sith profile. That's a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:15:29 2015 No.13433318 >>13433294 That's Setouchi! Is this new? When did Setouchi make an arachne doujin!?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:15:54 2015 No.13433322 >>13433315 Yes. Now proceed to ignore it like most of us do.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:16:06 2015 No.13433324 >>13433315 You are slow bro. You gonna also talk about not being breastfed by a holstaurus? In all seriousness, yes, they are a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:16:12 2015 No.13433325 >>13433315 You should have been here when it was new.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:18:07 2015 No.13433333 >>13433281 I'd lick them. I'd be her lover for laifu!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:18:48 2015 No.13433337 >>13433333 Would you be ok with being a member of your waifu's harem?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:19:08 2015 No.13433339 >>13433333 But anon, love between a peasant and the Pharaoh is haram!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:19:09 2015 No.13433340 >>13433333 I'm sure your offering of quints will do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:20:27 2015 No.13433342 >>13433340 Would you say that his love for the Pharaoh is... quintessential?

Anonymous Tue May 5 00:20:43 2015 No.13433345

>>13433337
No. I'm the only one for her, she's the only one for me. Simple as that. Not to be one for a double standard, but I'd enjoy having a harem. But that's because I have a lot of love to give.
>>13433339
Then I'd have to do what Sargon did and make a name for myself for Pharaoh! I'd protect her lands and win her heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:21:23 2015 No.13433346 >>13433337 >your waifu will never choose you over a potential harem

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:23:23 2015 No.13433352 >>13433337 >>13433345 >>13433346 >Implying that the harem isn't the harem of all of the members of the harem

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:24:18 2015 No.13433357 >>13433345 And what makes you think she doesn't have 'a lot of love to give?'

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:25:42 2015 No.13433364 File: 262 KB, 640x480, Rami.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know what you guys need? Oppai lolis.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:26:00 2015 No.13433366 How much easier/harder would it be for your favorite MG be to husbando you compared to the average person?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:26:40 2015 No.13433369 >>13433364 I am not opposed to that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:27:22 2015 No.13433373 >>13433364 but muh 'flat is justice'...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:27:22 2015 No.13433374 >>13433364 Who loves Hobgoblins? >>13433366 I'm not sure I understand your question. I'm not any harder to pick up and get carried away than any other man.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:27:30 2015 No.13433375 >>13433364 Mixed with my other fetishes, sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:27:33 2015 No.13433376 >>13433357 I'd take all of her love. And give back more. Simple math. I'll make myself into her perfect man. She'd see the potential in me for that. I'd have a mind of steel and a cock of diamond for her. >>13433364 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:28:47 2015 No.13433381 >>13433337 Not a fucking chance. >>13433364 I agree, my friend. >>13433366 It would be a bit easier. Her cold undead body wouldn't turn me off in the slightest.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:28:52 2015 No.13433382 >>13433376 Oh, I see. You have some amusing delusions of grandeur.

Anonymous Tue May 5 00:29:59 2015 No.13433388

>>13433366
Pretty easy. I'm laid back and it takes a lot for me to flip my shit. So it's not like I'm a giant asshole or anything. Atleast I hope I'm not. That and she's the definition of my fetish, so it's not like she has to work to get me to accept her. I'm also a gentleman, and not like all the other guys, I'll put her on the pedestal she deserves,and show her the true meaning of chivalry *tips fedora*

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:31:42 2015 No.13433399 File: 360 KB, 743x1253, Student Council President.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anubis-senpai welcomes everyone to a new year of MGC High! Remember to study hard and practice safe sex!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:31:48 2015 No.13433400 >>13433388 She's a Lizard?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:32:37 2015 No.13433405 >>13433376 >I'd have a mind of steel Shit husbando material.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:33:05 2015 No.13433408 >>13433399 I wonder how I could make her age prematurely with my irresponsible hi-jinks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:33:38 2015 No.13433412 >>13433399 I want Anubis-senpai to help me practice safe sex. Privately. Just the two of us. Every night.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:34:04 2015 No.13433416 >>13433400 Wight. I was just poking fun at the question.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:34:06 2015 No.13433417 >>13433405 Also a shitty father.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:34:29 2015 No.13433419 >>13433399 Kyaa~ I want to touch Anubis Senpai's fluffy paws! She's the greatest!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:34:45 2015 No.13433420 >>13433399 Pfft, I'll be able to pass while sleeping through the classes!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:34:56 2015 No.13433422 >>13433412 I want Anubis-senpai to set up a private study session between me and Sphinx-senpai.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:35:06 2015 No.13433423 >>13433416 A walking corpse with fatty-thighs from all the snacks and sweets she eats is your fetish?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:35:44 2015 No.13433430 >>13433399 Anubis can F off, I'm gonna skip class with the delinquent onis.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:36:40 2015 No.13433434 >>13433399 You can't stop me from sleeping all school year.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:37:12 2015 No.13433438 >>13433423 Hey, she's just as thin as she was when she died.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:37:33 2015 No.13433440 File: 343 KB, 427x431, 1411255571203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13433422 Sphinx-senpai is very good at quizzing you before you take a test. She asks you good questions!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:37:34 2015 No.13433441 >>13433399 I'm gonna tutor Wurm-chan every day!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:38:55 2015 No.13433452 >>13433430 >thugdere Oni senpai vs the uptight student council president Anubis senpai Oh my, this gun be good. >>13433441 100 babies!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:39:09 2015 No.13433454 You will never enter an academic rivalry with Crow Tengu-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:39:33 2015 No.13433456 >>13433440 Is "Penis" the answer to all of her riddles?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:39:56 2015 No.13433459 >>13433438 Her ass is so fat, I'mma play patty-cakes on it and the sounds will reach the Amazons in the jungles, causing them to celebrate the festival of plumb asses.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:41:06 2015 No.13433463 >>13433456 More often than it should be.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:41:11 2015 No.13433464 >>13433440 >Oh boy it's my time for a question! >Does thou do what thoust hast come to do from which thou comes to do what thoust must does?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:41:58 2015 No.13433469 >>13433464 Uhh, pass?

Anonymous Tue May 5 00:42:40 2015 No.13433472

>>13433423
No, what made you think that? Chill, beautiful, Affluent, graceful, buxom, classy intelligent broads who'll despite all the high society, still curl up with you in nothing but a hoodie and play vidya is my fetish. Besides can corpses even gain weight? Gaining fat is a purely biological thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:42:51 2015 No.13433473 >>13433464 Yes, I've come to pet the pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:43:30 2015 No.13433475 >>13433472 So is sex. Checkmate, atheist!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:44:34 2015 No.13433480 >>13433475 >implying you can't have sex with a corpse pleb >athiest >Not going to valhalla triple pleb

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:44:56 2015 No.13433482 >>13433459 >Mr Nonymous,please stop playing Cassandra's rear! >Music class is not for another hour and we've been receiving noise complaints.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:45:10 2015 No.13433483 >>13433454 I just want a Kejourou to exploit my ASMR fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:45:51 2015 No.13433486 File: 342 KB, 703x1200, Wight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13433482 >Bum-bata-bum-bata-bum! >>13433483 I want a Dark Elf to do that to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:46:12 2015 No.13433487 >>13433399 I'm not even a student anymore, how the hell did I get here?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:47:17 2015 No.13433489 >>13433464 Speak English you fucking Sand Nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:47:18 2015 No.13433490 >>13433487 Re-education.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:47:46 2015 No.13433491 >>13433483 Yeah well, I want an MG to try not to indulge any of my fetishes because she will get bullied.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:48:05 2015 No.13433492 >>13433464 That's not a riddle or even a metaphor.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:48:40 2015 No.13433493 >>13433490 Time to skip school and bully the student council.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:49:31 2015 No.13433498 File: 112 KB, 500x667, 1400355247159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13433487 You must be the new teacher then. Here to teach the delinquent students who don't study.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:50:31 2015 No.13433500 >>13433498 I didn't study when I was in school either. As long as I can make sure they have a future ahead of them when they graduate I don't care about whether or not they develop preferred habits.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:50:35 2015 No.13433504 >>13433493 But anon, that is...! >>13433498 >Onizuka with MGs If I hadn't seen not-Onizuka get raped in Discipline, I'd have some faith in this set-up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:52:12 2015 No.13433514 So what MGs other than Trolls would work at a plant nursery?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:53:15 2015 No.13433523 >>13433514 Witches.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:53:44 2015 No.13433525 >>13433514 BEEEEEEEEEEES

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:53:55 2015 No.13433526 >>13433514 Alraunes and Gnomes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:54:04 2015 No.13433529 Troll doms when?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:54:37 2015 No.13433533 >>13433514 Plant monster girls. Beegirls. The forgotten-by-all and too elvish looking dryads in need of a redraw.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:54:45 2015 No.13433534 >>13433529 As soon as they can learn how to make their gigantic hands and feet not look hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:55:21 2015 No.13433537 >>13433529 How would that work? She stuff herself in a tight leather corset and sits on you?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:55:56 2015 No.13433540 >>13433533 How about them pixies? It's pathetic how tiny their profile is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:56:15 2015 No.13433543 File: 373 KB, 600x800, 7cfb161e1d0e402cb3a9f4a168b38f5a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432675 >You will never kill a cute Chosen Undead and take all her Humanity.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:56:23 2015 No.13433544 >>13433533 So only the bad ones eh? Well at least there's a chance I can hit on any Wights that walk in looking for some nice plants.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:57:46 2015 No.13433552 >>13433544 >Beegirls. >Bad. figt me irl m8

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:57:47 2015 No.13433553 >>13433543 I'd dark hand her, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:58:29 2015 No.13433557 >>13433552 No. I'll just silently judge your shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:59:23 2015 No.13433561 >>13433529 I imagine they would be really uncomfortable with it, and want to go back to vanilla ASAP.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:59:52 2015 No.13433564 >>13433533 I'm not so keen with being rooted to the tree the dryad is on.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:00:40 2015 No.13433571 File: 183 KB, 800x700, 1407688069659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] W-what are you looking at?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:01:42 2015 No.13433576 >>13433543 >mouth is open. >Teeth are still touching.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:01:43 2015 No.13433577 >>13433561 A meek, mild mannered Troll by day, a merciless dominatrix by night.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:01:56 2015 No.13433578 >>13433571 A not-a-dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:02:23 2015 No.13433581 >>13433571 I'm trying to stare at your boobs. Turn around and open your arms.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:02:50 2015 No.13433584 >>13433577 As long as she's loving that's the best kind of dom.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:04:01 2015 No.13433589 >>13433571 That nasty ass spine you have.

Anonymous Tue May 5 01:05:24 2015 No.13433593
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>>13433584
>Hehehe... you thought you'd get to pound some plumb Troll butt? Too bad! You're getting a spanking! And then I'll cowgirl you! And then I'll ride you around the house like a horse!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:06:32 2015 No.13433604 >>13433593 >[X]Tickle feet >[]Don't tickle feet

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:08:26 2015 No.13433613 >>13433604 >bullying the domme That's mean and it hurts her feelings.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:09:34 2015 No.13433619 >>13433571 That interesting spine you have there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:09:50 2015 No.13433621 >>13433593 >Nothing with her feet I want to worship her feet as she makes me lick them!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:10:49 2015 No.13433627 >>13433619 When she grows up, she'll be like a Stegosaurus or Godzilla. >>13433621 But she's insecure about those ugly things that no man would ever love!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:12:59 2015 No.13433636 >>13433613 It's ok. She can take it, and those flowers up top will help calm her down. They are just too good not to tickle.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:13:54 2015 No.13433641 >>13433636 She'll have to punish you now. You know what happens to rowdy subs? No seriously, do you? Because she sure doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:23:00 2015 No.13433673 Night everyone, stay cool and don't burn down the thread. Urge to write returning slowly, 6k words in. 4kish to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:24:19 2015 No.13433681 File: 175 KB, 442x500, 1392033383592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13433673 Ah, who left this thread here? Better pick it up...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:25:52 2015 No.13433684 File: 204 KB, 800x800, 1428646048489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are you fit enough to carry you're monster girl waifu or does she carry you?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:26:33 2015 No.13433686 >>13433684 >>13433681 And so the thread was set aflame on two levels.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:27:48 2015 No.13433693 File: 335 KB, 532x647, 1429375859368.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13433684 She princess carries me

Anonymous Tue May 5 01:28:34 2015 No.13433694
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Do you think a Mantis that has spent her childhood along with Lizards, Harpies and Canines that all had inhuman limbs would become insecure with her ordinary human hands and feet and try to convince her husband that they're "still different" and he just can't see it with his human sight?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:30:43 2015 No.13433707 >>13433684 How does one princess carry a slime? They are far too goopy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:31:32 2015 No.13433710 >>13433684 Both.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:31:55 2015 No.13433712 File: 216 KB, 441x553, foxy grandma.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monstergirls age like fine wine that rapes you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:32:30 2015 No.13433715 >>13433694 She has switchblades that can cut through trees attached to her wrists! Who cares if her hands look plain?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:33:16 2015 No.13433719 >>13433707 Goldfish bag.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:33:26 2015 No.13433721 >>13433707 I'm not sure how nice it would be, but putting her in a bag would let you. Kinda. >>13433694 Probably not. I like the more inhuman hands too, but human ones work well.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:34:44 2015 No.13433727 >>13433686 Good thing you ran 40km today like you promised your Hellhound waifu. Right? Because the last time you didn't and she caught you on /mgg/ it ended up with you █████████████

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:34:51 2015 No.13433728 >>13433719 >>13433721 It would have to be well tied at the top to prevent spillage but I see your point.

Anonymous Tue May 5 01:34:52 2015 No.13433729

>>13433707

Place into convenient, human-sized, transparent plastic bag.

Or even better, she has a special containment suit that she wears which allows her to freely walk around without wearing about making anything all slimy.

She seeps into it via a hole on the back and then seals it up. Looks like one of those old-fashioned diving suits.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:36:30 2015 No.13433735 >>13433729 Now the suit is a novel idea. It would allow princess carrying in a humanoid form without any spillage.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:37:03 2015 No.13433739 >>13433694 Personally, I think they look elegant, blended with the chitin and blades about her wrists.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:40:18 2015 No.13433750 >>13433729 Now all I can think of is slimes wearing latex. Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:40:41 2015 No.13433753 >>13433729 >Making your slime wear a clunky suit >Not paying the extra cash to coat your house in a slime-proof film >Not letting her happily bloop around as she please without fear of a mess It's like you don't even love her

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:42:28 2015 No.13433759 >>13433750 Problem?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:42:57 2015 No.13433766 >>13433759 Just this boner...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:43:26 2015 No.13433768 File: 641 KB, 900x1200, 22207316_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13433750 Ask and ye shall receive.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:43:31 2015 No.13433769 >>13433766 Boner is bad?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:44:52 2015 No.13433776 >>13433768 oooooohhh yes... Got any more? >>13433769 Not any more!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:44:55 2015 No.13433777 >>13433769 It attracts were-bats.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:45:39 2015 No.13433780 >>13433777 Bats are bad?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:47:05 2015 No.13433786 File: 443 KB, 1000x1300, 32221719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13433776 How does a slime in uniform do ya?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:47:12 2015 No.13433787 >>13433753 >You'll never have to slime-proof your house to avoid a yan slime >She'll never sneak in through the water pipes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:48:57 2015 No.13433796 >>13433786 Not bad. It looks like she'll ooze through it eventually though...

Anonymous Tue May 5 01:49:12 2015 No.13433797
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The fairy I brought seems to be broken somehow. Ever since I got her she doesn't seem to do much but sit around and look at the birds fly...
Maybe I could get her a bigger cage and a friend to play with?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:51:05 2015 No.13433809 >>13433780 They'll all start clinging to your back and whisper to each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:51:59 2015 No.13433814 >>13433796 Thus the need for non water soluble materials for slime clothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:52:00 2015 No.13433815 >>13433797 I'd let her go, personally.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:53:59 2015 No.13433825 >>13433797 Poor thing. She can't even stand up in there.

Anonymous Tue May 5 01:54:01 2015 No.13433826

>>13433797

Nigger, you have to treat faeries like parrots.

You need to interact with it, bond with it. If it's bonded with you it will stay with you of its own accord and you won't need a cage.

They also have a tendency to repeat things you say, so watch your mouth.

Anonymous Tue May 5 01:58:52 2015 No.13433841

>>13433815
Well, I paid too much for this one to let her just fly away. My wallet still hurts.

>>13433825
...I suppose I'll have to get her a larger cage then, something she can spread her wings and float around.

>>13433826
So, I should keep her close whenever I am home? That I can do.
Do I talk to her? Play with her? What can fairies even do?
>They also have a tendency to repeat things you say, so watch your mouth.
Just how smart they are anyway? Do they understand words, or is it just mindless blabbering to them?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:01:44 2015 No.13433848 >>13433797 Better get something to suppress her fairy magic unless you wanna wake up to find you locked in the cage and her outside of it poking you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:05:21 2015 No.13433857 >>13432205 >>13432266 I'll get on it later today.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:06:01 2015 No.13433859 >>13433686 We've actually been chill all day. It seems like all the crazies come for the weekends then leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:07:34 2015 No.13433863 >>13433859 Or they just couldn't find this thread because OP is a faggot.

Anonymous Tue May 5 02:08:30 2015 No.13433866
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>>13433848
What one was easy. The fairy already came with her own magic suppressing bracelet. The vendor offered me to sell me one with the magical suppressing treatment, but I heard that such operations lessen the value of the fairies.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:08:52 2015 No.13433869 >>13433863 Nah. They're dedicated enough to find us anywhere. In some ways the shitposters and trolls are the most dedicated members of this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:09:02 2015 No.13433871 >>13433863 If OP is a faggot I don't want to be straight if you get my meaning.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:11:42 2015 No.13433883 >>13433871 I do, but don't call me until you're at least stage 3.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:13:54 2015 No.13433893 >>13433871 I...I actually don't

Anonymous Tue May 5 02:17:16 2015 No.13433901

>>13433893
Well, if OP is a faggot that incidentally prevents shitposting by not including Monster Girl Thread in the subject field like he should then I would rather be on his side, a faggot, than be on the side that shitposts constantly, straight. Is that savvy?

Anonymous Tue May 5 02:20:03 2015 No.13433910

>>13433901
Oh. Yeah, I understand now, but we've had threads messed up even worse before, without even monster girl anywhere in the op, and they still found us. I don't think it does any good.

We've been a lot more chill in general lately, with the exception of last weekend.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:23:30 2015 No.13433920 File: 122 KB, 850x631, dragon 334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys want me to make another MG dating scenario again tonight?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:24:54 2015 No.13433924 >>13433920 I'd rather just nuzzle into that cute dragon's bum.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:24:57 2015 No.13433925 >>13433920 You the guy from the past few nights? Sure. I've been unlucky each time, but I'm always willing to try my luck again.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:25:13 2015 No.13433926 >>13433920 Sure, why not? Try to use some lesser used MGs, as a challenge.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:25:14 2015 No.13433927 >>13433910 From what I saw of the weekend is that the outliers primed the haters which primed the shitposters. If we get neither outliers (Yuri, futa, NTR, and that sort) and/nor haters of that sort shitposters don't have fertile soil to plant into.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:26:46 2015 No.13433935 >>13433927 It seems like that's how it always happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:33:25 2015 No.13433956 >>13433920 After an Anubis who appears stereotypical on the outside, but has a tinkering habit in private, I'm set personally.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:35:10 2015 No.13433959 >>13433920 I could go for a round of MG speed-dating.

Anonymous Tue May 5 02:48:07 2015 No.13433998

Tonight on MGCTV we present MG speed dating!
Tonight's contestants are ready and willing to meet you and hopefully get married.

Option 1:
The Ushi-oni.
She is rather friendly as ushi-oni's go, she really enjoys spending time with you, she hasn't tried to rape you yet (claims its her super awesome seal) She has hinted she would like to settle down with you and make a family inside a nice home with wooden floors

<cute Ushi oni.jpg>

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:49:25 2015 No.13434000 File: 237 KB, 724x771, is my mateing dance working.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13433998

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:50:26 2015 No.13434003 >>13433998 >wooden floors Classy lady.

Anonymous Tue May 5 02:50:42 2015 No.13434005

>>13433998
Option 2
The CC Arach.
This lovely lady is very classy, wearing clothing made from her own silk, she owns a business making custom clothing for her clients .
She has always be an entertaining friend, she tends to get overbearing and assertive if you don't remind her to calm down some.
speaks her mind, asks for what she wants, direct and doesn't like games.
She wants to do the traditional family lifestyle and hopes you will get job as well.

<sexy spider pic>

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 02:52:33 2015 No.13434007 File: 628 KB, 721x1024, 14358785743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13434005 Oh my.

Anonymous Tue May 5 02:54:45 2015 No.13434010

Option #3
The Obscure Dark elf police woman.

This Lovely dark elf police woman wants to find a nice man to settle with and spend her time with after her long days of patrolling the streets of MGC.
She is most vanilla snuggle cuddle bug romantic woman you have ever known
she wants the happy suburban home and lifestyle and wants a man that can keep her happy.

<Not super big but decently Big tits dark elf police woman.jpg>

Anonymous Tue May 5 03:00:38 2015 No.13434021 [SPOILER]

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>>13434010
Option #4
The necromancer Kurohebi

This fine classy woman is of unknown age, her abilities as a necromancer are without question the best, her skills in making undead automatons and medical devices ( its hard to explain) makes her a leader in the field.
She spends all of her time working and researching and she needs someone in her life to remind her she is alive and provide her the comforts that a woman needs .
She is rich and well connected, expect a high society life if you can pass her muster .

I really like this pic

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:01:52 2015 No.13434022 >>13434021 Option #5 The Mystery box Welp, time to choose guys, pick wisely

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:03:08 2015 No.13434026 >>13434022 Number 1. It is unbelievably hard to pass on a Necromancer, but snakes man. Snakes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:04:34 2015 No.13434030 >>13434022 I go with option 3. I'm a hopeless romantic at heart if somewhat jaded at this point in my life. I would prefer a cuddle bug and the suburban lifestyle is appealing to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:04:46 2015 No.13434031 >>13434022 What's in the box?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:06:04 2015 No.13434035 >>13434022 I'm gonna go with the spidercow. Kurohebi is tempting, but I can't into high society. Besides, I want to play with her fluffy cow ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:08:33 2015 No.13434037 >>13433998 Winner I look forward to hearing the skittering of tiny feet across my wooden floors every morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:09:09 2015 No.13434038 >>13434005 Damn this one is tempting. I like a girl who doesn't fuck around. At the same time I'm really not about overbearing personalities. Let's see what's in the box!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:09:10 2015 No.13434039 >>13434022 I'd cut a hold in the side of a mystery box and stick things into it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:09:36 2015 No.13434041 >>13434037 >Feet I meant legs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:10:29 2015 No.13434042 >>13434039 Like carrots?

Anonymous Tue May 5 03:11:24 2015 No.13434045

Option #5
The crippled Chessie.
This outgoing friendly Cheshire had both of her legs broken as a kitten as the result of an auto accident, she is unable to walk, but she happily makes up for it by teleporting everywhere.
unlike my chessies she doesn't play mind games Nor does she have a penor she is somewhat lonely and wants a nice man to take care of her and make her feel special. she has her own shop and if you pick her she would have you work with her in it (What she sells is a secret)

Thats the choices .
<Crippled kitty.jpg>

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:11:29 2015 No.13434046 >>13434039 Mystery box glory holes are forbidden. You have to open the box to find out what you get.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:11:42 2015 No.13434048 >>13434042 Carrots go in curry, not boxes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:13:12 2015 No.13434053 >>13434045 Dang, shoulda gone with the box again. Oh well, live and learn.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:13:28 2015 No.13434054 >>13433571 Your tail, of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:15:21 2015 No.13434059 >>13434053 It's always a gamble whether or not it's going to be good thus the mystery of the mystery box.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:16:11 2015 No.13434060 >>13434045 Well, that would have been acceptable this time, as well, but I just couldn't turn down the little fuzzy backpacks. Actually, most of them were pretty cool this time too. That dark elf.

Anonymous Tue May 5 03:18:13 2015 No.13434065

>>13433998
>>13434005
>>13434021
>>13434010
>>13434045

Option 1: final
The Ushi-oni makes for a great wife , she does 'accidentally' injure you a few times at first until she learns her strength, you eventually have several happy little Ushi kids and she gets her hardwood floors.

Option 2 :
She puts you to work in her shop entertaining her clients (sort of a butler) while they wait on her to make alterations and outfits for them. if she gets a chance sh will try to Dom you all the time and it just takes a little coaxing to get her to be a switch , she eventually gives a Buncha little spiders of your very own , all of whom end up learning their mothers trade

Option 3:
The true romantics ending, she is a loving loyal wife and does all sorts of little things to make you smile or just make your day, she eventually becomes a duty sergeant and takes a nice desk job so not to make you worry all the time, you eventually get 3 wonderful daughters who either go military or police, one however breaks the mold and wants to become a doctor , better work a lot now to pay for it

Continued >>

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:19:24 2015 No.13434066 >>13434000 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPNGOAgwZIk

Anonymous Tue May 5 03:22:44 2015 No.13434074

>>13434065
Option 4 :
The necrohebi
She creates something spectacular and makes her extremely rich, she takes undead skeletons and makes them grunt labor to work in mines and other unsafe conditions.
Your life will be quite busy as she is always pushing her ideas and research into the higher circles and constantly tries to prove to people that Necromancy isn't a bad science as people tend to think it is.
She really needs someone to fawn over her, and make her feel special and to remind her she is a sexy beautiful woman, do this and you will have many wonderful Kurohebi daughters

Anonymous Tue May 5 03:25:56 2015 No.13434078

>>13434045
Thanks to the research of a certain Black lamia necromancer and her study of dead and nonfunctional nerves your loving chessie wife is able to get her legs fixed and you are there for her when she is able to walk for the first time since she was 5 years old, you and her spend a great many years together running a toy shop together eventually having 2 wonderful happy daughters.

The End

Hope you enjoyed tonight's Dating game!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:27:32 2015 No.13434080 >>13434078 >Shady business that leads cripples to being able to walk again This ends in an undead realm, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:30:48 2015 No.13434088 >>13434080 Toy store? shady business? happy kids come buy things .

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:31:46 2015 No.13434089 >>13434088 No, no. I think he meant that something healing like that would lead to a zombie epidemic. It's a pretty common scenario.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:32:55 2015 No.13434090 >>13434088 The black lamia necromancer's business I mean. A MG toy store sounds very entertaining to see, with a huge variety of toys. Like extra large sized cat toys, magical self tossing frisbees, and huge running wheels.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:33:29 2015 No.13434092 >>13434045 >>13434078 Fuck yeah, the box!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:34:38 2015 No.13434094 File: 740 KB, 1023x723, 47865975_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of home would you wife like? Wwestern? Japanese? Unusual? Apartment? Mine would have us living in a shrine

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:35:31 2015 No.13434100 >>13434090 It's probably all just sex toys anon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:35:52 2015 No.13434101 >>13434090 >Little Kitten Girls practically flying through a warehouse-sized store stocked with oversized cat scratching towers This sounds unbelievably adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:36:38 2015 No.13434107 >>13434094 Japanese so she can nap under the kotatsu with all the kids during the winter. Makes it hard to get my legs under it myself though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:36:57 2015 No.13434109 >>13434090 I see a rather large specialty market for MG toys designed for specific Mgs especially with a Urban fantasy setting where Magic and tech are mixed I can see some amazing stuff we would be jealous of

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:38:13 2015 No.13434119 >>13434100 Those aren't sex toys, those are Adult entertainment devices!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:38:34 2015 No.13434120 >>13434094 I'd life in a floating-cloud-house with my Ryu waifu and the rest of my harem.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:39:28 2015 No.13434122 >>13434120 i thought Ryuu had water wonderland waterparks !

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:39:32 2015 No.13434123 >>13434090 That actually sounds pretty cool. >>13434094 Far away from civilization. She wouldn't want some nosy person coming by on accident. Somewhere cold, too.

Anonymous Tue May 5 03:39:45 2015 No.13434125

>>13434119
>You will never invite a cute monster girl to the entertainment theatre
>You will never have sex in the back row while the entertainment plays
>The lonely Oomukade will never first be annoyed by the fact she can't enjoy her entertainment, but later ends up schlicking and watching you and your lover instead

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:39:58 2015 No.13434126 >>13434120 >>13434122 Ryu's don't get cloud houses. Quetzals do. Ryus get Waterparks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:41:30 2015 No.13434130 >>13434122 >>13434126 Fuck some waterparks. I do what I want. Besides, this isn't kindergarten, people don't live at work.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:41:51 2015 No.13434131 >>13434125 MGs watching me make out with my wife, and schlicking. Now this sounds hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:44:07 2015 No.13434135 >>13434125 >>13434131 I feel like we'd have to confront her outside afterwards and teach her some... discipline.

Anonymous Tue May 5 03:44:30 2015 No.13434137

Sitting in the back watching a movie with your MG wife, she gets frisky and starts playing with you during the movie, til it reaches the point she has pulled out your penor out and stroking it.

You suddenly realize several other MGs are watching and have moved closer to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:45:56 2015 No.13434142 >>13433927 I was a bit worried that the Chimera post would fuel arguments. Kinda surprised it wasn't that inflammatory.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:45:58 2015 No.13434143 >>13434137 What happens next all depend on who is watching and which member of my harem is about on that particular evening.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:46:25 2015 No.13434144 >>13434137 They can get close and watch all they want. Exhibitionist stuff doesn't bother me in the least. Nothing else with them, though. Huh. 5 in a row with no captcha required. Cool.

Anonymous Tue May 5 03:48:19 2015 No.13434149

>>13434094
I don't know. Myself, I've thought of a wide, eclectic selection of homes, each with a unique appeal. A nice cozy cabin home nestled near the base of a mountain. A manor blending Gothic European with Traditional Japanese aesthetics and features. A mountain with a network of caverns dug through it to make a wondrous home. A shadowy apartment in a Crypt-like Undead City. A mansion constructed to appear like a modified pyramid. A custom-build space cruiser.

Any of these would be beyond fantastic I'd say.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:49:04 2015 No.13434150 >>13434144 I call them free captchas. Nothing tastier than a free captcha.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:51:03 2015 No.13434156 >>13434150 I don't know man, these food captchas make me fucking hungry. I never get hungry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:52:22 2015 No.13434160 >>13434156 Why is it always food?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:52:43 2015 No.13434161 >>13434156 Yeah. Before these last five, literally every single post since yesterday required food captcha. I have not been amused. Oh. Make that six.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:53:33 2015 No.13434168 >>13434156 I have never craved steak near as much in my life as now that I've had to deal with these captchas. I know your pain.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:54:17 2015 No.13434171 File: 196 KB, 850x1203, LadyHilfaDemonSama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got some kewl art, But I can't figure a way to work it into the thread so here is it. I really love the artwork and style. Hope you guys like it too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:56:08 2015 No.13434176 >>13431607 Blast it, you can't tell me how much the succubus tormented that guy AFTER she dies! It makes me want the MC to take vengeance on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:00:24 2015 No.13434188 >>13434171 I like it, though I'm not sure if I should call it a lilim or not. I know it says demon in filename, but it has a lilim vibe to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:01:05 2015 No.13434191 >>13434171 I'm gonna complain about asswings before anyone else can!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:08:38 2015 No.13434216 >>13432252 Why anon? Your works and grades are great. Your works are so good that you could easily sell them. It's almost like there's magic at work.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:10:15 2015 No.13434221 >>13434191 rabble rabble!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:12:05 2015 No.13434224 File: 145 KB, 1024x1429, 8c8679205368fecfdc2a5a1beeb5cc92.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13434171 Got as in found or commissioned?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:13:46 2015 No.13434229 >>13434224 >4 wings Redundant. >6666 You had one job.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:15:03 2015 No.13434234 >>13434229 >You had one job What? And if 4 is redundant, wait until you see a Seraph or Fallen Seraph.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:17:49 2015 No.13434238 >>13434234 Just that old 666 = devil bit. And don't ask me why, but multiwings works with angels for my mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:32:54 2015 No.13434265 >>13432891 Being proactively dated by a Kikimora just means that she pops up in my house some day and makes me breakfast. Which is pretty much the normal way for a Kikimora and her new Master to meet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:33:02 2015 No.13434267 >>13433440 >>13433464 Right enough of that. She keeps asking riddles, I'm finding a better use for her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:44:51 2015 No.13434304 Dead as fuck tonight. I like it. That shark girl and two Yeti stories from that guy who posted an incomplete yesterday are pretty good. None of the other ones really struck me, but those were good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:45:18 2015 No.13434305 >>13432891 Does she have normal hands under those claws?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:45:46 2015 No.13434306 >>13434265 >wake up to breakfast in bed How long would it take you to notice she wasn't supposed to be there?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:46:19 2015 No.13434307 >>13434304 Which ones are those?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:48:26 2015 No.13434312 >>13434307 Tarrek posted something yesterday, which lead me to checking out his other stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:50:05 2015 No.13434316 >>13434312 oh, those now I feel all nostalgic, I still remember getting him to write those yeti ones

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:51:05 2015 No.13434320 >>13434304 >two Yeti stories I hope you mean one. Or at least you just don't know what the other one looks like.

Anonymous Tue May 5 04:53:59 2015 No.13434326

>>13434320
Oh no. I'm aware. It's just a lot easier to phase such things out of my mind from writing. I wouldn't be amused with a bunch more images in that style.

>>13434316
Man. Makes me sad my break was apparently through the best times of the thread.

Anonymous Tue May 5 04:54:21 2015 No.13434327
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>>13433841
They are as smart as humans you silly anon. I'm suprised that keeping fairies isn't illegal where you live.
Talk to her and play with her, they have the mentality of children. So go play games with her, and for the Demon lords sake don't keep her in a cage. Just keep her in your home and keep the windows closed till you bonded properly with her.

She won't want to leave if you become a proper friend of her. Though you will have to start considering her as a partner in your household, not a pet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:56:44 2015 No.13434337 >>13434320 But Toumasu yeti is a cutie

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:05:53 2015 No.13434352 >>13434337 yuck

Anonymous Tue May 5 05:09:17 2015 No.13434360
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>>13434306
Depends, I'm fairly dense so I probably wouldn't notice rooms getting cleaner till something really obvious happens.
When I do finnaly find out that there's a cute Kikimora maid in my house I would probably have to resist the strong urge to pounce her right then and there and tenderly cuddle and nuzzle with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:11:18 2015 No.13434366 >>13434360 Please do not harass maids, even if they are swinging their hips while cooking or putting their asses up in the air like bitches in heat while cleaning up low surfaces.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:12:55 2015 No.13434368 >>13434360 >>13434366 And let's not steal their frilly underwear from the laundry bin while they're still dirty and sniff them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:16:36 2015 No.13434383 >>13434366 >>13434368 But this is only giving me MORE ideas!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:18:44 2015 No.13434386 >>13434383 How about this: Emma, with all the maids replaced with Kikimoras, and Hakim's dancing girls all replaced with Asparas.

Anonymous Tue May 5 05:19:16 2015 No.13434389
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>>13434366
But it's so hard anon. She is always in the same room as me cleaning, and is often close to me. Her smell is so sweet and intoxicating. I sometimes wonder if she uses Alraune parfume.

And the sounds anon, let's not forget the sounds. She sleeps in the room next to me and I can hear it every dam night. I think it's my name she is moaning, but that couldn't be. A maid lusting for her Master? That is unheard off.

>>13434368
You say that, but it's my own underwear that goes missing. I had to buy serveral extra pairs in the weeks. She always gives me some excuse that they were "too old" or damaged. Besides her underwear is always on top of the laundry bin, and i've even occasionly found her underwear in my study and near my bed.

I don't know what to do anymore!

Anonymous Tue May 5 05:22:31 2015 No.13434395

>>13434386
I an an uncivilized brute and have no idea what you are referring to good chap.

>>13434389
Maybe you should try 'accidentally' brushing her feathers anytime you walk past her, ask where she is if she ever has to leave the room while you're distracted, and tell her goodnight personally when she goes to bed?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:25:40 2015 No.13434402 >>13434395 >hasn't read Emma Go read it. Ten volumes of cute maids doing cute things in Victorian England.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:26:43 2015 No.13434406 >>13434389 >Her smell is so sweet and intoxicating Are you sure she's not an Oomukade in disguise? >captcha is making me identify pasta IT'S A SIGN!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:28:35 2015 No.13434414 Man. I never really cared for Kikis or maids, until I started actually reading you fucks talk about them. Why you bring me into this too?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:29:22 2015 No.13434416 >>13434414 You opened the thread. Now you will taste our pleasures.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:30:00 2015 No.13434418 >>13434352 Why you hatin

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:33:44 2015 No.13434427 >>13434418 Because I don't want to fuck apes. The only good design that guy has ever done is his spider girl who the guy comes back for. His yeti is especially shit. It's just a furry ape with bare tits and face.

Anonymous Tue May 5 05:33:56 2015 No.13434429

>>13434395
I tried that. Now she's hanging around me even more. I think I even saw her biting her lip once when near me. It also seems like her face is more red than usual. Perhaps she is sick?

That might be it! Those sounds she makes in her room might be her being sick and in distress! I can hear them right now, I think i'll quickly go check on her right now and make sure that she's okay.

>>13434406
I doubt it anon. I did find her perfume bottle, it has a green liquid inside it and some flower symbol on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:34:48 2015 No.13434430 >>13434429 You must go into her room and take her fever... the old fashioned way!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:38:47 2015 No.13434439 >>13434427 >forgetting frog girl

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:40:38 2015 No.13434444 >>13434439 Nothin against frogs, they just ain't my thing. Boku no Stomach-Onahole Academia's girl was cute though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:43:39 2015 No.13434448 File: 166 KB, 910x1122, 1429100095257.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13434444 Call her Tsuyu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:45:27 2015 No.13434451 >>13434427 She really isn't that bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:46:28 2015 No.13434452 >>13434427 I like that one six armed girl, and his Predator girl

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:47:29 2015 No.13434453 >>13434427 I don't really mind her too much, and I love Yetis as a whole, but you know what his reminds me of? Those savage monkeys from that Congo movie. If they were more humanlike.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:51:38 2015 No.13434460 >>13434414 Because Kiki's are olev anon. Don't fight it, just accept the fact and enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:51:54 2015 No.13434462 >>13434453 >If they were more humanlike. barely

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:52:19 2015 No.13434463 >>13434448 I'll call her my cumdump.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:52:58 2015 No.13434466 File: 107 KB, 423x420, Asui disapproves.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13434463

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:55:47 2015 No.13434471 >>13434320 Why did that Tomasu yeti story have those hand/foot fetish bits? Her hands and feet are the ugliest thing about her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:55:48 2015 No.13434472 >>13434406 Git with the workin's then ya Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:56:35 2015 No.13434475 >>13434472 Nuh-huh, you're the Alp, YOU write it!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:58:17 2015 No.13434477 File: 383 KB, 800x800, cute ant3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13434448

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:00:18 2015 No.13434481 >>13434475 I'm not Alp. Though I do have my own things I should be writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:01:21 2015 No.13434485 File: 351 KB, 563x829, 104870b6d8118a1c170308a5c4af2343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13434452 I need more multi armed girls in my life

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:02:00 2015 No.13434488 >>13434481 >I'm not Alp But you said I was, and that's the same as calling me gay, so I called you gay, you faggot. >>13434477 Will Mina ever be relevant?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:03:59 2015 No.13434493 >>13434485 From right down to left down: >Nope >Yep >Yep >Yep >Yup >Nuh uh

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:08:58 2015 No.13434499 >>13434493 Your right or her right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:09:58 2015 No.13434501 >>13434493 6x Yep for me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:10:32 2015 No.13434504 >>13434499 My right. The only right. The right among rights.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:12:29 2015 No.13434510 >>13434504 And did you mean from down right in an arc to down left, or right from top to bottom, then left from top to bottom?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:13:18 2015 No.13434512 >>13434510 That sounds like some left-wing baloney!

Anonymous Tue May 5 06:13:21 2015 No.13434513

guys I've got a bit of a predicament; I was drunk and left out some cheese I was eating last night (fuck you late night drunk cravings) and now the cheese is gone and I've got twelve micegirls in my kitchen. They've made so much a mess that my kikimora maid fainted and then they tied her up naked and is spanking her. my question is:
do I help my maid? and shoo away the mice?
or do I help the girls punish my maid for not being good enough to deal with some brats?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:13:48 2015 No.13434514 >>13434510 Top down. Bop town. The only way down.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:15:01 2015 No.13434519 >>13434514 So why are those two nope for ya?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:15:14 2015 No.13434521 >>13434513 Punish the maid. She deserves it. The Mice did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:15:24 2015 No.13434522 >>13434513 I want some of whatever the fuck you were drinking, mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:16:54 2015 No.13434525 >>13434519 Too chitinous. If I wanted to jerk off with slippery latex gloves I would.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:19:15 2015 No.13434529 >>13434522 Absinthe. That Green Fairy, man. She's a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:20:28 2015 No.13434532 >>13434525 But they'd feel better than any of the others.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:21:53 2015 No.13434534 >>13434513 I'd punish them both because I AM THE LAW

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:22:28 2015 No.13434535 >>13434532 Not accounting for grip, fur, and sliminess. The other four would be way better.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:22:38 2015 No.13434536 >>13434532 Subjective.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:23:45 2015 No.13434540 >>13434534 Not anymore you're not.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:24:01 2015 No.13434542 >>13434535 >fur >a positive >wanting to get your dick crushed by a giant gorilla fist

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:25:03 2015 No.13434545 >>13434535 Fair enough. Which one would be the best then?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:28:06 2015 No.13434553 >>13434542 Fur is a textural plus. Grip is very important. The only good hand job I've ever had was from a girl that nearly crushed my dick. All the others were too weak. >>13434545 Probably merhand with sharp claws.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:29:35 2015 No.13434557 File: 51 KB, 433x870, cute ant5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13434488 God I hope so

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:30:05 2015 No.13434559 >>13434553 Maybe you'd enjoy being with men more. I'm sure they'd have the kind of grip you desire.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:30:28 2015 No.13434560 >>13434557 Surely the author has the good sense to let every character shine.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:31:30 2015 No.13434563 >>13434559 Stop trying to recruit me to be gay, you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:34:29 2015 No.13434570 >>13434553 And which one do you think looks the best?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:37:41 2015 No.13434578 >>13434570 Probably tiger hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:37:42 2015 No.13434579 >>13434534 >someone get this hothead outta here!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:40:56 2015 No.13434589 >>13434578 And the worst?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:42:20 2015 No.13434592 >>13434589 The top right. The offset finger doesn't do it it for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:44:15 2015 No.13434597 >>13434592 Ah. The others all look at least decent?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:47:19 2015 No.13434604 >>13434597 Not the bottom left but other than that yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:50:34 2015 No.13434607 >>13434521 Well I punished my maid, now I have EVEN MORE of a mess to clean up, and twelve micegirls sleeping in my bed, naked. Thanks anon. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:54:06 2015 No.13434618 >>13434485 Bottom right > top left > top right > mid right > mid left > bottom left

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 06:59:10 2015 No.13434629 >>13434553 But most of her hands would lack any kind of dexterity. There'd only be brutish jerking and squeezing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 07:01:28 2015 No.13434635 >>13434629 I don't ask for the fastest hand jobs. Just one with good texture and a good grip.

Anonymous Tue May 5 07:04:30 2015 No.13434642

>>13434607
You could have just german suplexed her. German suplex is the second best thing next to duct tape for fixing stuff. You can even pair them together for fixing shit.

Demon lord causing trouble? Just suplex the motherfucker and tie em' down with some duct tape.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 07:09:19 2015 No.13434653 >>13434642 I was generally saying thanks anon. Now I have a cute maid waifu (who's probably pregnant) and twelve mice daughterus (who are also probably pregnant).

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 07:11:18 2015 No.13434658 >>13434653 Wait. You've had sex thirteen times in the last hour? What are ya? A machine?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 07:13:56 2015 No.13434663 Monstergirls wouldn' take advantage of a guy while he's wasted/drunk, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 07:14:19 2015 No.13434665 >>13434653 You still could have implemented duct tape into your sex frenzy. If anything you owe duct tape an apol- Holy shit Tennessee just legalized alcohol home delivery.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 07:14:39 2015 No.13434666 >>13434635 Which ones would have the best texture?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 07:15:44 2015 No.13434669 >>13434658 not a machine, just someone who's well stocked in manticore venom

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 07:16:42 2015 No.13434670 >>13434666 Mid left, then bottom right, then top left, then mid right.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 07:16:45 2015 No.13434671 >>13434663 that's how I met your mom so yes they do

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 07:41:06 2015 No.13434724 >>13434670 Wouldn't the latter two be too rough?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 07:43:03 2015 No.13434727 >>13434724 I would think that they are pretty smooth. The ape hand being closest to a human hand and the reptile hand smooth like snake skin.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:02:01 2015 No.13434767 >>13434727 I'd expect the former to be somewhat leathery and kind of callused. The latter looks more like some kind of bird talon in the shape of a human hand to me, with top right being reptilian.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:05:46 2015 No.13434775 >>13434767 >somewhat leathery and kind of callused Wouldn't that just enhance her grip, as long as it's not too much?

Anonymous Tue May 5 08:07:09 2015 No.13434777
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What'cha doing Nerdasaurus primes?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:12:27 2015 No.13434792 >>13434777 Looking down your shirt. Those trident clasps are cute. Suddenly want pie.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:13:11 2015 No.13434796 >>13434777 Nothin'. Just chillin', killin'...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:14:57 2015 No.13434801 >>13434777 Burning down a castle with 30,000 peasants trapped inside. It's really fun, you guys should try it. Oh and I killed my sisters husband because he betrayed me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:17:07 2015 No.13434806 >>13434801 You should take her as your mistress to console her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:19:04 2015 No.13434812 >>13434806 But I already have like four wives. Besides I have to go kill some assholes who think horses are amazing. I bet these fags don't even know what a gunline is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:21:26 2015 No.13434823 >>13434777 Eating Margarita cupcakes I wonder what desserts an oni would make using alcohol

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:22:12 2015 No.13434826 >>13434777 Marveling at how it is once again 4:30 and I didn't even spend it writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:23:29 2015 No.13434833 >>13434812 Anon, she's your sister. You need to take proper care of her. It's your duty. And sex is always more important than violence.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:23:51 2015 No.13434835 >>13434658 Mamono mana ain't nothin to fuck with

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:24:51 2015 No.13434843 >>13434835 But it's literally something to fuck with

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:25:04 2015 No.13434846 File: 255 KB, 566x1213, 1418248665229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13434777 Waiting impatiently, Starless comes out next Monday. All that maid abuse makes it a Kikimora favorite!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:25:41 2015 No.13434849 File: 197 KB, 788x1200, Anon must we part, words like a dart, red and dire, eyne that accoyed with their heat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13434826 You're welcome. Dork!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:26:06 2015 No.13434851 >>13434833 But how will I be the Demon King if I don't commit great acts of genocide? And I guess, I'll let her stay in my castle for now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:27:00 2015 No.13434854 >>13434777 Writefagging at uni.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:27:40 2015 No.13434855 >>13434854 I remember when I used to do that. I was young and full of life.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:29:52 2015 No.13434862 >>13434855 >Full of life I already forgot what that is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:30:11 2015 No.13434863 >>13434767 Would you still enjoy them if they weren't quite that smooth and soft?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:31:37 2015 No.13434864 >>13434777 Slowly developing a phobia of shading.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:32:55 2015 No.13434869 >>13434862 It's that thing where when you see sunlight, you want to bask in it, or when there's a hot girl in front of you in the bus, you lean in to sniff their hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:34:15 2015 No.13434873 >>13434849 Bothers me that one of the gold leg ornaments got colored red.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:39:27 2015 No.13434890 >>13434863 Sure, it'd just be a tad different.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:41:27 2015 No.13434899 >>13434869 Oh right, the sun. I haven't seen it in so long that my doctor told me to start taking vitamin D as medication. Maybe I should go out more.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:42:37 2015 No.13434904 >>13434899 Where I come from, that's perfectly normal during the winter.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:45:34 2015 No.13434912 >>13434904 We're having winter over here right now too. The sky is completely white. But enough blogshitting from me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:46:49 2015 No.13434918 File: 166 KB, 786x982, Alpollo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13434912 Discussing the weather is fine, anon. I for one was just sunbathing yesterday! Tots fab Alp tans for everyone! Praise that Sun kittens!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:50:35 2015 No.13434933 >>13434912 >>13434918 I got 3 inches of hail here over the course of about 5 minutes yesterday. That was fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:51:54 2015 No.13434940 >>13434918 Wheres that cleaned up version of this pic?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:53:36 2015 No.13434948 >>13434940 That's all there is. The one this was cropped from was just a sketch that was never finished.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:54:11 2015 No.13434952 File: 571 KB, 782x1000, Thunderbird_clean.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13434777 Writefagging thunderbird lewds. Never tried to write one before. Shit's shockingly good fun

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:54:38 2015 No.13434954 >>13434952 Charon, you can't be a writefag.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:55:01 2015 No.13434957 File: 874 KB, 3508x2480, kraken4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post a better CC Protip: You can't

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:56:46 2015 No.13434963 >>13434952 What sort of lewds? We electro torture now?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:58:33 2015 No.13434971 File: 206 KB, 788x1200, KakuenV3Fixed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13434873 Didn't even see that when I made it. Have the fixed version.

Anonymous Tue May 5 08:59:20 2015 No.13434974
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Hows this for a story premise?

> Protagonist is a young, kind Anon. Works for a charity group.
> Spends his spare time volunteering at the center for battered human boys.
> After seeing and helping so many guys addicted to venoms/poisons/hypnotized/ brainwashed, starts to develop a a fear of monstergirls.
> As time goes on, it gets even worse, as he starts to get terrified of love and intimacy in general.
> Comes home one day to find a Houri in his bed.
> She declares that she is the reward for all his kind deeds, and has been sent from heaven to be his loving wife!
> He freaks the fuck out and bolts for it.
> She realizes whats wrong, and declares that she will fix the hole in his heart with the power of her overflowing love for him!
> And thus the healer becomes the hunted/healed.

She will be a genki shortstack

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 08:59:24 2015 No.13434975 >>13434971 I'mma spank her until her butt is all red and raw, and then I'll make her peel my banana!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:00:24 2015 No.13434979 >>13434974 Sounds like it could work.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:00:47 2015 No.13434983 >>13434975 I'm sure there's a sexual metaphor in there somewhere...

Anonymous Tue May 5 09:01:18 2015 No.13434984

>>13434389
>She sleeps in the room next to me and I can hear it every dam night. I think it's my name she is moaning, but that couldn't be. A maid lusting for her Master? That is unheard off
What if you invite her to sleep with you? Would she masturbate when she thought you are asleep?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:01:50 2015 No.13434989 >>13434974 >She will be a genki shortstack Because we totally need another Hestia

Anonymous Tue May 5 09:02:03 2015 No.13434991
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>>13434963
> For a split-second, you can actually see your own ribcage. The magical lightning enervates your skeleton, and sets you thrashing and bucking with overwhelming pleasure. Your hips jackhammer against hers, pelvic spasms driving your cock in, out, in, out, faster than you could possibly move on your own. What was agony turns to ecstasy as your battered form is supercharged by Roskva's spark. Your exhaustion, your surrender, your melancholy acceptance of defeat – wiped out, as both mind and body surge with monstrous, carnal energy. But not fighting. It's all of it, only for fucking.

Mebbe.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:03:11 2015 No.13434994 >>13434983 Oh she'll ape me so bad, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:03:31 2015 No.13434995 >>13434974 Needs more snackbar

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:04:51 2015 No.13434998 >>13434991 Are we making Zapdos the new flavor of the month?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:05:56 2015 No.13435002 >>13434991 But what happened before that?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:08:12 2015 No.13435011 >>13434974 >No human boy victims of dark matter rapecide bombings Wow

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:13:37 2015 No.13435021 >>13434957 >Kraken building a normal sized ship in a giant bottle.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:13:55 2015 No.13435025 In honor of cinco de mayo consider the following horror. Mayonnaise slime.

Anonymous Tue May 5 09:15:31 2015 No.13435031

>>13435025
>Tell me, what day is it today?
>Why today is the fifth of May!
>No! Today is idiot day, when all the idiots in the world crawl out from their holes!
Someone once promised a Romance of Three Kingdoms with MGs, where is it? Where is my Jinko Cao Cao?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:16:37 2015 No.13435036 >>13435025 semen slime girl

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:17:37 2015 No.13435039 Gnome > Ignis > Sylph > Undine

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:18:15 2015 No.13435041 >>13435039 But Undine a best, you ignoramus!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:18:40 2015 No.13435042 I want the Royal Jelly and the Slime God from Nethack to become MGs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:19:49 2015 No.13435044 >>13435025 we already have ketchup slime >>13433681

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:21:18 2015 No.13435047 >>13435044 Does a Lava Golem's pussy feel like a human's? Almost every other monster girl's does, and Lava Golems technically aren't slimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:22:57 2015 No.13435050 >>13435039 Undine > Ignis > Gnome > Sylph

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:23:14 2015 No.13435051 >>13435047 Hot Lava!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:24:11 2015 No.13435056 >>13435047 well, if you have a ketchup bottle and a microwave you can check mamono mana will protect you from burns

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:24:36 2015 No.13435057 >>13435047 >Does a Lava Golem's pussy feel like a human's? Almost every other monster girl's does Where did you go to test this and how do I get there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:24:45 2015 No.13435058 >>13435041 >>13435050 Undine is shit because of the verbal abuse gimmick

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:25:45 2015 No.13435061 >>13435057 Well, every monster girl in MGE except slimes have normal human pussies.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:26:16 2015 No.13435063 >>13434777 was trying to contact someone who rang me earlier turns out i got the job i applied for

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:26:47 2015 No.13435064 File: 1.32 MB, 815x1200, 1194080-3XD82Q4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435058 What a faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:29:16 2015 No.13435069 File: 684 KB, 910x1200, M A Y O.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435025 >>13435031 >>13435036 >>13435044 I HAD A BETTER IDEA. JUST IMAGINE THE SMELL.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:33:49 2015 No.13435071 File: 868 KB, 2000x2500, Untitled-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Been trying to get my hands on drawing again. WIP

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:34:55 2015 No.13435073 >>13433464 It's cool m8, I get the reference.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:35:09 2015 No.13435075 >>13435071 Neato

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:35:49 2015 No.13435077 >>13435071 Looks pretty good. Hard to tell without the face though, that's the hardest part to get right.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 09:58:09 2015 No.13435136 >>13435069 disgusting, there is a girl in there fucking captchas full of foodstuff

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:02:58 2015 No.13435145 File: 443 KB, 700x865, Lizard2..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to defeat a Lizard in battle

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:05:26 2015 No.13435152 File: 393 KB, 850x1063, 321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435145 How? I can only assume you pocket sand her and follow up with a suplex.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:06:42 2015 No.13435157 >>13435152 I'd probably just shoot her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:06:52 2015 No.13435158 >>13435145 I want to lose to a Lizard in battle because I'm completely useless in physical combat, but use mind games to convince her I'm actually very powerful and lost on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:07:52 2015 No.13435159 >>13435157 But then you don't get a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:07:58 2015 No.13435160 >>13435157 But then you don't get to have sex with her. Unless you mean in the leg or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:08:02 2015 No.13435161 >>13435157 Rude.

Anonymous Tue May 5 10:08:45 2015 No.13435164

>>13435152
You can do it by accident.
>She challenges you to a fight
>You want none of this
>You back away from her, back into a wall
>She charges, you dive left, she swings
>Sword stuck in wall
>"A clever way to disarm me, but you still won't defeat me!"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:08:52 2015 No.13435165 >>13435145 I wish MGE lizards had normal hands, those scaly ones are so ugly

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:10:15 2015 No.13435168 >>13435159 The goal was to beat her in a fight. >>13435160 >But then you don't get to have sex with her. I'm getting sex regardless. >>13435161 Bitch is trying to hack me with a sword and you think I'm being rude?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:10:58 2015 No.13435170 >>13435159 >>13435160 Monster girls are tough. A bullet or two won't kill one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:11:53 2015 No.13435172 >>13435168 >I'm getting sex regardless. Is that you, necropedo-kun?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:11:57 2015 No.13435173 How do you defeat a Kraken?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:12:13 2015 No.13435174 >>13435168 It's just a spar between two fellow warriors. Bitch ain't gonna hack you to bits.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:12:17 2015 No.13435175 >>13435168 You gotta use a blunderbuss or some archaic shit if shes using a sword. So it's less shoot and more blast. He's got a point just shooting her would be rude.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:12:33 2015 No.13435176 >>13435170 But it'll hurt a lot, and it might cripple them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:12:53 2015 No.13435178 >>13435170 I'd say that depends on the species.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:14:36 2015 No.13435184 >>13435176 >it'll hurt a lot She's a warrior, it comes with the line of work. You think defeating her any other way wouldn't? >might cripple them Nah. Monster girls heal easily.

Anonymous Tue May 5 10:14:50 2015 No.13435185

>>13435172
>Is that you, necropedo-kun?
Maybe.

>>13435174
A true warrior uses everything at his disposal to obtain victory. Not my fault she's stuck in the middle ages.

>>13435175
>You gotta use a blunderbuss or some archaic shit if shes using a sword.
Says who? Bitch challenged me so I get to decide the rules of this duel.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:15:18 2015 No.13435187 >>13435173 With love. Or torpedoes. Or Love Torpedoes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:16:26 2015 No.13435190 >>13435185 Wow, rude.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:16:27 2015 No.13435191 >>13435173 Kiss them and tell them how lovely they are.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:16:32 2015 No.13435193 >>13435173 Bring up how shes almost thirty and doesn't have a boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:17:45 2015 No.13435196 >>13435193 This is against the Geneva Conventions

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:18:11 2015 No.13435198 >>13435178 As a rule both humans and monster girls are more resilient in MGE than in real life. Especially high level ones. A hero, powerful monster girl or incubus can take a shit-ton of punishment before kicking the bucket.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:22:44 2015 No.13435215 >>13435191 I think I prefer this method for Kraken-defeating.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:22:56 2015 No.13435216 >>13435193 That's awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:25:51 2015 No.13435224 >>13435198 Was talking about monster girls in general, not MGE specifically.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:26:53 2015 No.13435227 >>13435193 I'll be happy to fix that for her

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:28:47 2015 No.13435231 >>13435227 What if there's a reason shes still single?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:29:58 2015 No.13435234 >>13434974 Nice, but seems to have little to no room for comedy. Unless you are not going for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:30:52 2015 No.13435239 >>13435231 I'm sure there's a reason, but I'd be willing to overlook most things for tits like that on a reptilian christmas cake

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:31:03 2015 No.13435240 >>13435231 Depends on the reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:31:08 2015 No.13435243 >>13434991 >he felt the storm >it was coming

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:31:14 2015 No.13435245 >>13435071 Aw.. why did it got deleted.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:32:46 2015 No.13435250 >>13435239 >reptilian What?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:34:24 2015 No.13435258 >>13435250 Didn't you know? Squids are reptiles.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:38:10 2015 No.13435267 >>13435173 The easiest way is with an assist from a medusa.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:44:08 2015 No.13435281 >>13435258 The sad thing is, if she had scales, she'd likely be more popular. I love Kraken for who she is.

Anonymous Tue May 5 10:45:20 2015 No.13435283
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>>13434984
Worse than that anon. She would try and rub her body against yours, trying to get her scent on you. She would softly nibble your ears, claiming that it helps one relax. Then she would put your arms around her and softly blow in your ear, after which she would softly whisper what a cute Master you are.
This is all followed by her softly nuzzling her head in your chest and neck, while interlocking fingers.

She would never go further than that though. It has to be her Master who has to take initiative to take it further. But she will be sure to make it dam clear what she thinks of you and what her intentions are.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:46:56 2015 No.13435291 >>13435281 I love her for squishy tentacle hugs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:47:11 2015 No.13435293 >>13435281 Krakens are what got me back into monster girls

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:47:31 2015 No.13435294 >>13435158 Alternatively you avoid getting beaten up and use that knowledge in the form of magic and cast "fist".

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:48:50 2015 No.13435299 >>13435283 i want a chubby Kiki

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:48:57 2015 No.13435303 >>13435283 >softly nibble your ears >softly blow in your ear >softly whisper what a cute Master you are. >ASMR intensifies

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:49:41 2015 No.13435306 >>13435299 Would she have a big fat ass?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:56:17 2015 No.13435316 >>13435306 Of course, the kind of behind that is large enough for its curves to be seen through a long dress or lift the hem of a short skirt so you can see the plain, white panties she wears

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:56:47 2015 No.13435320 >>13435185 >confuses warfare with a duel HAHAHAH.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:00:58 2015 No.13435332 >>13435320 Matters of life and death (or at the very least severe disfigurement, mutilation and possible dismemberment) are the same no matter the name.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:03:12 2015 No.13435338 >>13435303 ASMR should be verbotten, it's too much for anyone to bear.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:05:53 2015 No.13435344 >>13435338 >not wanting to close your eyes and imagine your Kikimora waifu cleaning her master's ears https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XbBvWU-Rjs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:06:12 2015 No.13435346 >>13435187 love torpedoes sounds like some quote from an eromanga

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:06:38 2015 No.13435347 >>13435344 You're a monster, that's what you are!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:08:30 2015 No.13435351 >>13435344 I can't get into this stuff with the knowledge that the sound effects could easily be being produced by a nasty old man rubbing his dick on a mic.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:08:43 2015 No.13435353 >>13435283 >>13434984 >feeling the need to samefag Shame on you for misspelling damn too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:09:52 2015 No.13435357 >>13435344 Curse you, I can feel her intruding me!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:10:10 2015 No.13435358 >>13435351 > giving me that mental image while I'm trying to fall into a auro-sexual trance Well fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:11:46 2015 No.13435364 >>13435358 You probably don't even have good headphones you bum

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:13:05 2015 No.13435372 File: 6 KB, 378x138, 41642635725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435353

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:14:19 2015 No.13435376 >>13435234 I've got some comdedic ideas, mostly from the houri trying to do romantic things she's seen on earth tv to try and get scared anon in the mood.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:15:25 2015 No.13435385 >>13435346 "I want to sink Kongou nee-san with my love torpedoes." - USS Sealion

Anonymous Tue May 5 11:16:30 2015 No.13435387

>>13435353
http://puu sh/hCmoq/210231599b.png

Why do you hate on Kikimora's anon? Don't you want a cute Kikimora wake you up every morning why softly blowing in your ear?
Don't you want to come home to a cheerful Kikimora asking you if you want a bath, dinner or her?

Do you really hate Kikimora's that much anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:16:53 2015 No.13435389 >>13435358 It's the same reason I watch hentai and play eroge muted.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:17:33 2015 No.13435392 >>13435389 But those goofy sounds are half the fun!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:19:11 2015 No.13435401 >>13435392 If I wanted to masturbate to people making goofy sounds I would watch JAVs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:19:59 2015 No.13435406 >>13435401 Your loss I guess. But not my gain. Only Satan gains here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:20:25 2015 No.13435409 >>13435387 >Trying to do the old Bollocks answer with a repetitious scenario I wouldn't if I were you. See how well that worked out for him. All I want is you to learn how to spell damn. And learn that plumb doesn't mean plump while you're at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:32:01 2015 No.13435456 >>13434974 I like it. Unpopular opinion time: I'd like it more if she failed and the guy ended up living alone, yet happy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:33:22 2015 No.13435462 >>13435456 They feed off love. If he starves her long enough, she'll die.

Anonymous Tue May 5 11:35:11 2015 No.13435475

>>13435409
The Kikimora's are crying now anon. They are sad that they are hated, sad that you are such a bitter man. Somoene blind to their love.

Not every post with similar interest is the same person anon, the world isn't out to get and fool you.

I'll take note of the spelling mistake however, atleast it isn't as bad as when I spelled afcoarse instead of ofcourse.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:35:54 2015 No.13435478 >>13435152 >Lizard/Slamander's face when they find out what melee combat of any kind usually resulted in in our history, rather than one combatant just "giving up" and then having marrying the other, as they are used to

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:36:12 2015 No.13435479 >>13435475 I would like to point out that ofcourse is still a misspelling. You see, words have spaces between them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:36:39 2015 No.13435483 >>13435475 'of course' is two words.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:37:27 2015 No.13435486 >>13435475 Would the ultimate defeat be disappointing a Kikimora?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:38:13 2015 No.13435488 >>13435479 >>13435483 >Explaining this to the guy that was waxing on yesterday about the levelest flattest asses to exist, so flat you could build a house on them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:39:09 2015 No.13435492 >>13435488 I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:40:03 2015 No.13435494 >>13435492 >Unff this ass is so fucking plumb >The most plumb ass you've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:40:15 2015 No.13435495 >>13435462 Maybe she gives up and returns to Eros then? I don't know, I just want to see a non traditional happy ending for once. I hate the whole "love conquers everything" cliche.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:41:21 2015 No.13435501 >>13435488 I give him the benefit of a doubt because there are several instances in English where it's alright to combine two words like that; this just isn't one of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:42:03 2015 No.13435505 File: 250 KB, 531x750, Haircuts are related you nerds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435351 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDiZJWhZZmU&hd=1 And a classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpyu2Iqy2FI&hd=1

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:42:57 2015 No.13435511 >>13435505 No you fiend, don't post that stuff! You're tearing me apart Lisa!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:43:45 2015 No.13435514 >>13435478 Reminds me of the >monsters take history classes and learn about mankind and how brutally they treated each other in times of war topic we had a decent while back.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:44:00 2015 No.13435516 >>13435494 That's a pretty funny misspelling.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:45:12 2015 No.13435518 >>13435514 I want to make a Monster Girl read The Better Angels of Our Nature so she'll be horrified yet optimistic!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:46:26 2015 No.13435523 >>13435505 I sincerely hope she has a patch of soft and fluffy white wool for pubic hair. That would be marvelous.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:46:27 2015 No.13435524 >>13435351 I'd laugh so hard if this turned out to be true

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:49:13 2015 No.13435534 >>13435518 >The Rape of Nanking >How exciting! The disappointment when Nan's King didn't get raped.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:49:38 2015 No.13435537 >>13435524 Given how amateurish and low budget the production setups can be for things like eroge, I am absolutely certain there are at least a handful of instances of it happening.

Anonymous Tue May 5 11:50:17 2015 No.13435541

>>13435514
>>13435518

>History teacher tells them about the Crusades
>About slavery
>About Stalingrad
>About Vietnam
>All in great detail
>He even makes a few witty jokes during his explanations
>Entire class is having a bad case of thousand-yard stare because he's being so casual about it all
>Later on, the school's therapist asks the teacher to have a talk with her
>She says she's been getting reports from students saying that you're "broken" somehow because of the way you teach the dark sides of history to them in such an upbeat manner

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:50:27 2015 No.13435542 >>13435537 What does it say about me that this wouldn't bother me in the least?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:52:43 2015 No.13435547 >>13435069 >Not using the Mayo from Rocko's Modern life >then following it up with Cheese Barometz >I AM THE CHEESE BAROMETZ, I AM THE BEST MONSTER GIRL IN THE MGE. I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI BAROMETZ AND THE BALONGA BAROMETZ COMBINED

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:54:21 2015 No.13435551 >>13435548 Lennox was right. I fucking told you he was right. He told you people not to trust the cows.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:55:24 2015 No.13435557 >>13435541 I like that but none of those examples are particularly horrifying, just well-known. We've done way worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:56:26 2015 No.13435560 >>13435542 I worry for you, Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:57:11 2015 No.13435562 >>13435560 Why? It's not like I'm turned on by it either. I'm just like totally zen about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:57:35 2015 No.13435564 >>13435557 Nazis experimenting on live people, japanese cannibals eating their POWs, Stalin setting fire to their own people, Vlad the Impaler, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:59:28 2015 No.13435569 >>13435564 >all these recent atrocities Step it up senpai.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue May 5 12:00:01 2015 No.13435573 File: 102 KB, 424x424, character.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435551 Cows are love.

Anonymous Tue May 5 12:02:06 2015 No.13435585

>>13435514
>Portals between Earth and a monster girl world open up
>monstergirl invasion attempt
>human tech easily wrecks them after the initial confusion and panic
>our religions and folklore portraying demons as untrustworthy and evil mean even the sexiest MG won't last long on our side of the portal, a messy first contact cements Earth human's distrust of them
>desperate MGs still try and capture husbands but it doesn't work well
>especially since magic isn't a thing in our universe
>that one lich proved it when she stepped though a portal to study our world and immediately turned to dust and bone
>lizards and salamanders are especially conflicted because they fight potential husbands but our soldiers just shoot them dead if they try
>moderate and sane monsters like holsts are pissed off because the shitty rapist MGs went and ruined the potential new husband supply for everyone
>Earth comes along to try and take the resources because hey, killing these demon whores is easy
>magic works in the monster universe, so a single good mage can fuck up entire divisions
>stalemate for invasions
>frustrated monsters who wanted interdimensional dick stay frustrated
>corporations who wanted alien resources don't get shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:02:35 2015 No.13435588 >>13435573 What is that, some kind of cowball?

Anonymous Tue May 5 12:02:42 2015 No.13435589
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>>13435478
>>13435518
>The Demon Lord finally finishes converting MGE world to her rule
>She decides to spread the love to other dimensions like any kind NOT DICTATOR would do
>Finds our world
>Plumbs our world of knowledge in secret from us
>Reads about WW1
>2017
>A (un)Holy War against the evil that is mankind erupts immediately
>They effectively cheat our greatest weapons since they researched us thoroughly
>Love Re-Education Camps
>Rape
>So much rape

Alternatively
>Demon Lord finishes converting MGE land to her rule
>The whole "MG's mothering male incubi" deal never works
>OhgodohfuckOHGODOHFUCK!
>They invade our world and steal all the men and tech before closing the portal
>MGE uses tech to make the Incubi thing work (also MAGITECH advanced society whoooo!)
>They leave behind all the humie women who either destroy themselves or become advanced society without men

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:03:07 2015 No.13435590 >>13435569 How about we talk about all the shitty cannibal tribes in the Carribean and the Gulf Coast that the Spanish and Portuguese wiped out? Well, they wiped out pretty much all the natives but you get the idea.

Anonymous Tue May 5 12:03:32 2015 No.13435592

>>13435479
>>13435483
Goddamit. I'll get it right from now on.

>>13435488
That wasn't me though. I'm the guy that keeps talking about maids and Kikimora's.

>>13435486
I don't think so. Kikimora's start out either with an already decent doing male and bring them to further to the top. Alternatively they start with a NEET and turn him from a nobody to a proper respected man with a good job.

Dissapointment is going to be part of their lives when working with a NEET.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:04:42 2015 No.13435596 >>13435590 >but you get the idea No I don't. Are you saying the distant past was better or what?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:05:56 2015 No.13435600 >>13435589 >or become advanced society without men >implying women are capable of accomplishing anything of signifigance

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:06:59 2015 No.13435607 >>13435600 Don't shake the normiebox.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:07:03 2015 No.13435608 >>13435564 >on hearing these, the entire class is in tears >even that tough delinquent Oni is sobbing her heart out >wait, is that Holst masturbating in class? >sick fuck >I blame modern tv.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:07:52 2015 No.13435611 >>13435589 >Love Re-Education Camps Go on, I'm curious.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:07:58 2015 No.13435614 >>13435596 >You ask for older stuff >I give you older stuff >Make a crack at the end about shitty terrors being wiped out, but that was part of everyone getting stomped Don't be thick. It's just what it says on the tin.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue May 5 12:08:03 2015 No.13435615 File: 1.87 MB, 4752x3270, 1430586629912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435588 Lewd cows symbol but Asterio'd.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:08:41 2015 No.13435618 >>13435589 What is this? Some kind of "traitor wet dream"?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:10:54 2015 No.13435623 >>13435589 >or become advanced society without men HAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:11:13 2015 No.13435624 >>13435618 The whole one-sided stomping of humanity and talk about "but my super sekret interdimensional spying" is a dead giveaway.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:12:11 2015 No.13435629 >>13435618 You've got one for you purgsperg >>13435585 Don't ruin people's fun.

Anonymous Tue May 5 12:13:03 2015 No.13435632

>>13435564
>>13435569
Honestly, the fucked up shit from the dark ages and from the nastier parts of antiquity make most modern atrocities look like child's play.

The exceptions I would pick out would be:
Japanese imperialism, especially the stuff from the war with China.
Belgian imperialism in the Congo.
The slave trade - the trade itself, not the whole institution. The capture and transport was far more fucked up than the rest of it.
Trench warfare in WW1 and the eastern front in WW2.
The various genocides.
Dubstep

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:13:13 2015 No.13435633 >>13435629 I was just asking, calm your tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:13:16 2015 No.13435634 >>13435629 That isn't really purging. Both sides get fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:13:17 2015 No.13435636 >>13435589 Gurkha's would save us.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:13:28 2015 No.13435637 >>13435589 >real world humans are so bad and aweful meme, just look at ww1/2 It wasn't really any worse than the last demon lords era

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:13:52 2015 No.13435638 >>13435629 >Call the balanced outcome for purgers Jesus christ traitor-kun. You've gone completely off the reservation.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:18:29 2015 No.13435654 >>13435608 It's always the quiet ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:18:46 2015 No.13435656 >>13435615 Hound, you've shown how you love any of the "big" girls Crabman makes. Cerea, Asterio, what'd you think when he came out with a Holst?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:20:05 2015 No.13435658 >>13435585 I can always jump to the portal to their world, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:20:20 2015 No.13435661 >>13435656 He was the one posting all the raw edits for like a week straight.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:21:01 2015 No.13435663 File: 1002 KB, 917x2244, Caithyl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435656 He waifud her and forgot about the rest. Hound can't help it he's a slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:22:22 2015 No.13435666 >>13435663 >Hound can't help it he's a slut This. He does not deserve any of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:22:56 2015 No.13435668 >>13435658 If you felt like it I guess. After all that I think the portals would be heavily guarded with both sides thinking the other are assholes though.

Anonymous Tue May 5 12:23:52 2015 No.13435674

>>13435632
Considering the monster girl world, I honestly don't think they'd be too distraught about the slave trade. Sure, the fact that the Arabs castrate the men would draw disgust, but the slavery itself seems like it's something they'd be fine with.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:24:11 2015 No.13435676 >>13435663 >Hound's mindset "Hey there's titties. Oh, there's bigger titties. Oh look, even bigger titties!"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:24:34 2015 No.13435678 >>13435668 That's bullshit. I would be almost impossible to get my waifu all because of whiny human babies.

Anonymous Tue May 5 12:24:57 2015 No.13435681

>>13435283
>She would softly nibble your ears, claiming that it helps one relax. Then she would put your arms around her and softly blow in your ear, after which she would softly whisper what a cute Master you are.

She knows my weakpoints well. I would turn into putty in that situation.

Anonymous Tue May 5 12:25:00 2015 No.13435682

>>13435658
This is what we were talking about the other day where you'd sign up for some visa program or something sponsored by a government or a subcontracted corporation.

So you'd get to cross over to one of the monster nations who made a deal to allow strip mining of their enchanted forest or holy mountain. Then be able to find a waifu depending on the rules of the host nation. You could be set free to find love, sold to the highest bidder, or given to a lucky girl on a waiting list or who won a lottery.

>I'm gonna take their friggin' sun!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:27:55 2015 No.13435694 >>13435668 You can always join the military and get close to the portal.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue May 5 12:31:01 2015 No.13435709 File: 29 KB, 400x400, a=B00NBPAQNW+d=_SCR(3,1,2)_+o=01+s=RMTILE+va=MAIN+ve=326654087+e=.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435676 pls. I just like tall girls. Big boobs are extra.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:33:23 2015 No.13435719 >>13435709 A man after my own heart.

Anonymous Tue May 5 12:33:32 2015 No.13435720

>>13435674
I specified the capture and transport for a reason. The slaves died by the thousands in that, often in incredibly horrifying ways.

For example, when it was outlawed, the slavers would bind all of the slaves together in long chains. Then if they were about to be stopped by a patrol ship, they would push a few of them overboard and the weight would pull the rest down too. That way the authorities wouldn't be able to arrest them and confiscate the ship for transporting slaves. Kinda like flushing your pot when the cops show up at your door, except with people.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:34:04 2015 No.13435721 >>13435709 I was just kidding around. You're awesome Hound, and I share your love of tall girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:34:37 2015 No.13435725 File: 2.94 MB, 1776x1516, 1392710073677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435709 There will be a day of reckoning for you.

Anonymous Tue May 5 12:35:28 2015 No.13435731
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>>13435618
>>13435624
>Traitor Wet Dream

I literally put NOT DICTATOR, re-education camp, and rape into my text.

The way you two jump to conclusions is legitimately as bad and or worse than "Ushi-Oni are invincible guy" 's shenanigans from ages past.

It's literally just 25 seconds of thinking/bullshitting with myself and writing, there's nothing more to it than that.

It be nuthin moar than flim flam u' ear?!

>>13435637
Would you rather I use Bamboo torture and chemical warfare as baselines instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:36:19 2015 No.13435736 >>13435663 >I Like Cerea >Wait Nevermind I like Tio >WAIT NEVERMIND I LIKE ASTERIO >NOOOOOOO FUCK THAT HOE, I WANT NEW COW Fuck Hound.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:37:23 2015 No.13435741 >>13435731 >And then I used literally 2 times in less than a paragraph worth of text Son of a bitch. I'm gonna go play bloodborne instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:38:37 2015 No.13435746 File: 788 KB, 796x829, 1397923899284.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435736 One day they will all converge around him and demand he take responsibility for defiling them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:38:44 2015 No.13435748 >>13435725 Why are Tio's hands so huge?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:39:26 2015 No.13435750 >>13435731 I can't even tell what's real anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:40:01 2015 No.13435753 >>13435748 It's obvious, anon. It's 'cos she's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:40:36 2015 No.13435754 >>13435736 >A harem anime starring Hound. I'd watch it. Probably jerk it too. Not necessarily to Hound, but maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:40:57 2015 No.13435757 >>13435753 She works for the agent. The woman with dem legs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:43:37 2015 No.13435771 File: 524 KB, 1189x1500, Manty2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435731 > pic Is that a machine code meme? Jesus Christ, I haven't seen one of those for like four years. good man

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:44:17 2015 No.13435777 >>13435748 Hands are proportional to breasts.

Anonymous Tue May 5 12:45:35 2015 No.13435783

>>13435731
>What if the monsters won so completely because they're so smart and demonstrate forethought and planning never even hinted at in the unconsolidated rabble that is the MGE Demon Army
>And they spy and steal with nobody finding out because they're so awesome
>And then they adapt all that stuff to service them and win at everything forever

Average/Gauf/idon'tevencarewho, that is 100% full traitor-kun wet dream, and sperging out about "muh purging' isn't going to change that one iota.

You're literally talking about the faction in KC land that only hasn't won because they are incapable of getting their shit together like a real military.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:47:02 2015 No.13435788 >>13435783 But anon, the Illuminati is working with the Monsters! We're DOOMED!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:49:19 2015 No.13435797 >>13435783 An army that doesn't want to kill or harm their "enemy" simply cannot function to begin with.

Anonymous Tue May 5 12:52:13 2015 No.13435808

>>13435783
>Husbands! Husbands!

>They're all going home.
>YOU CAN'T LEAVE

>I have what I want. I am going home.
>When Laura has what she wants, she will go home.
>When you have what you want, you too will go home.

>I would not. I have a duty.
>I'm not a bloody deserter!

>Then you are a fool.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:52:51 2015 No.13435810 >>13435783 >hasn't won because they are incapable of getting their shit together like a real military. More like they just don't give a shit, most of the time. Also, DL/her Spec Ops ≠ common monsterkin.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:53:00 2015 No.13435812 >>13435783 But it's not me Anon, I kicked that habit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:53:38 2015 No.13435816 >>13435788 Nonsense. The Illuminati was founded by the leadership of the Freemasons, and the Freemasons were founded by the survivors of the purge of the Knights Templar. They were the original paladins, Anon. Illuminati are paladins.

Anonymous Tue May 5 12:55:49 2015 No.13435820

>>13435816
Were paladins. Until the Reptilians took over, after they were genetically engineered by slicing human DNA with the Alien Greys from Roswell New Mexico. The shapeshifting Reptilians broke out of their containment facilities and infiltrated the Illuminati's highest ranks, and are guiding it in a quest to bring all humans under the dominion of Monsters. Little do the Reptilians know that there is no room for Monster Boys in this Brave New World.

Anonymous Tue May 5 12:59:17 2015 No.13435841

>>13435810
They are incapable of giving a shit either. Even the DL still blows the crap out of her own castle fighting the original traitor-kun about how to go about ruling the monsters on a regular basis. They have no real leadership or direction or cohesion and especially no discipline.

So even as grossly overpowered as they are, it's still a stalemate.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:59:32 2015 No.13435843 >>13435810 >DL/her Spec Ops You mean the ones too busy fucking like rabbits to ever get shit done, and that are complete overkill to bring out against regular troops that most regular monster girls can just beat down and rape?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:00:17 2015 No.13435845 >>13435808 I have a sudden urge to watch this movie again.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:00:45 2015 No.13435846 >>13435816 Then why they drag the world into the shitpit of degeneracy now. Checkmate, err, whoever roots for The Illuminati. >>13435820 >Little do the Reptilians know that there is no room for Monster Boys in this Brave New World. Good end best end.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:03:56 2015 No.13435855 >>13435846 >whoever roots for The Illuminati Everybody does. They just don't know it.

Anonymous Tue May 5 13:12:12 2015 No.13435893

>>13435843
>>13435841
I more objected to the part where he doubted monsters would be able into basic recon, even with an upper hand of early detection. So I jus' proposed they -could- probably find a group of functioning specialists through all the Demon Realms for this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:12:48 2015 No.13435896 File: 674 KB, 1061x1261, d182e596ea5d0bcf00d6841d5b8f910a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435771 Stupid, sexy manticores. How can a sadist be so cute?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:14:10 2015 No.13435906 >>13435896 S-dere best dere.

Anonymous Tue May 5 13:14:14 2015 No.13435907

>>13435783
>Demon Army

I said Demon Lord.

>Spurging out about purging

?

Oh, I get it, you were misquoting me.

It's fine, it happens to everyone from time to time.

>>13435771
Thanks for making me feel ancient.

>Steak Captcha

I swear to Christ some food advertising agency has payed off captcha to do this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:16:26 2015 No.13435921 File: 2.79 MB, 1600x2600, 765df0dff8af39099f85a2321264e791.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435906 But I'm not even an sub, much less an M!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:17:09 2015 No.13435925 >>13435896 But they're not. Manticores are shitheads.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:17:39 2015 No.13435930 File: 129 KB, 680x620, 1425026790179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13435921 S-dere best dere. You'll learn to submit in time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:19:16 2015 No.13435938 >>13435925 No, those are sewer slimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:21:42 2015 No.13435956 >>13435938 They're still horrible and not worth a second of your time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:26:36 2015 No.13435978 How many monster girls fall in love with their human teachers? How many widow MILF monster girls fall in love with their daughter's teacher? Does it happen the most in elementary-school, middle-school, high-school or college?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:31:29 2015 No.13435990 File: 86 KB, 647x900, VrzYSfq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FISH PUSSY! Mweep, mweep, mweep.

Anonymous Tue May 5 13:34:13 2015 No.13435997

>>13435978
>You're a teacher teaching the very first integrated monster girl class
>One of the girls, a Mantis, follows you everywhere like a lost puppy
>She's only 6, so it's kind of adorable
>12 years later, still teaching
>One day in class a Mantis walks in and interrupts class
>Before you can ask her what she wants, she snatches your hands and inspects them
>She rubs your ring fingers on each hand, which don't have rings on them, and you think you can see the faintest hint of a smile
>In a barely audible whisper, she says "Husband" and mounts you right there in the classroom
>A Holstaurus girl asks what's happening, and the Apophis in the back of the class giggles and shouts "They're wrestling just like mommy and daddy do!"

Anonymous Tue May 5 13:35:04 2015 No.13435999

>A monstergirl will never let your cry on her shoulder when you're sad
>She'll never hold you close and hug you until you stop being sad
>She'll never stroke your hair and tell you everything will be alright.
>A monstergirl will never comfort you.
Goddamn it, I just want to be in love.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:39:38 2015 No.13436008 >>13435999 Thought of friendzone until spoiler, guess I'm fairly rotten.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:40:58 2015 No.13436014 >>13435990 Ewww

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:52:45 2015 No.13436064 >>13435925 How would you feel about a gentle deredere gryphon who is basically a manticore but with no tailpussy and angel wings instead of bat wings?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:53:56 2015 No.13436068 >>13435990 I like, but then I have a thing for girls with unusual skin tones. The head shape does throw me off a bit.

Anonymous Tue May 5 13:55:42 2015 No.13436075

>>13435907
The Demon Lord is the head of the Demon Army and everything said about her army applies to her.

>>13435893
They can't into basic recon though. They can't into any basic strategy or tactic really. Even her "special forces" are a hodgepodge of ex-heroes that don't know how to work together.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:57:37 2015 No.13436084 >>13436075 >a hodgepodge of ex-heroes that don't know how to work together Ragtag bunch of misfits you say? Sounds like winner-material to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:59:47 2015 No.13436095 >>13436064 >basically a manticore >gentle with no tailpussy That seems like a very large caveat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:01:28 2015 No.13436103 File: 360 KB, 600x848, 50a83b4dea7e1fc6e27442ef9e3b84a0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why would you want a shitty manticore when you can have far better Mgs ?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:02:00 2015 No.13436104 >>13435997 I think Ophy and her unabashed parents might be one of the better memes this thread has produced. Also. >Mantis Good taste. Lucky teacher.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:02:47 2015 No.13436106 >>13436084 That's what he meant, you don't need to repeat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:03:58 2015 No.13436110 >>13436106 I thought he meant they couldn't win against muh modern military.

Anonymous Tue May 5 14:04:48 2015 No.13436111

>>13436084
That always has some kind of leader to whip them into shape. Unfortunately theirs is grinding the perpetual fucking machine glitch and can't be arsed.

Nobody can be arsed really. Why do something hard when you could be making sweaty love with your waifu? That's kinda the point of KC monster ends.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:05:18 2015 No.13436112 I should go find this one Fate doujin that has Saber Alter going "It's not rape if he came". I feel as though it would be an appropriate image for this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:05:40 2015 No.13436113 File: 199 KB, 428x243, Does this look like the face of mercy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436104 >Ophy >Meme Maybe I should just nuke MGK and do something else.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:06:29 2015 No.13436119 >>13436111 They defend their homes, occasionally go on expeditions to do...something, but in general, can't really muster a straight-up war effort.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:07:05 2015 No.13436121 >>13436113 You should have done that a long time ago. It's too late now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:08:28 2015 No.13436126 >>13436119 Exactly. They can't get organized for some super disciplined covert Op. You could drop them in the middle of a battlefied and watch the carnal carnage but Kekaiku Dori Demon Lord and friends in MGE just does not exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:08:29 2015 No.13436127 >>13436113 It's not like it's a bad thing.' Ophy, and her shameless parents, are great.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:08:34 2015 No.13436129 >>13436113 I want to ruin a creepy MG's frightening aura by ruffling her hair and gently pinching her cheeks in public until she blushes and goes "stooop iiit~!"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:08:46 2015 No.13436131 >>13436095 fair enough

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:09:59 2015 No.13436132 >>13436121 >too late The hell it is. I can kill them off. The Albino Lamia wold be the easiest, what with Sepsis and all.

Anonymous Tue May 5 14:11:06 2015 No.13436135

>>13436126
Actually I could see a Covert-Op. Mantises, Kunoichi, some other MGs with training in similar disciplines. Sticky Mushrooms to help them manage to keep away from home for a bit...

Of course even with that caveat they'd likely want to get it over with and get home as fast as possible. They'd get it done, and they'd get it done efficiently, but I'm not sure I'd call it "Super Disciplined" per-se.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:11:48 2015 No.13436137 >>13436075 >ex-heroes that don't know how to work together Well here you're just making things up. It nowhere says so. Anyway, it can only be a battle of headcanons turning into another hfy/monstars from now, and I know better than to participate.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:12:38 2015 No.13436139 >>13436132 >Gangreen Nasty. Yeah, you should have ended it a long time ago, or at least transitioned into a real story.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:13:57 2015 No.13436144 >>13436119 Yep. It's not like they currently need to. Monsters are aware of the corruption, so the majority of them are content with spending their days fucking.

Anonymous Tue May 5 14:14:49 2015 No.13436148

>>13436137
KC's last Q&A was about the fallen heroes who lost various quests that made up the demon lord's elite troops. They're all very powerful but just lay around and fuck all day and are very rarely used to do anything. They don't know how to work together because they never really have worked together.

Talk about headcanon somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:15:26 2015 No.13436150 File: 322 KB, 960x1400, 1430849726143.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436112 I think this is the most appropriate image I have found for this thread. Just substitute 'Anon' for 'Aika'

Anonymous Tue May 5 14:16:28 2015 No.13436151

>>13436139
I'm trying to do the latter, damn it.
It's hard enough with little to no food and work killing me, but now you're calling Ophy and the gang "memes"? Can I at least look at something I created that I don't regret making and whose mother doesn't hound me for child support?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:17:59 2015 No.13436155 >>13436151 I didn't call them memes. That was someone else. It was annoying to always have that one guy go "Whaaaaaaat about Ophy?" but that's not your fault.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:18:16 2015 No.13436156 >>13436151 Don't be a fool, wrap your tool

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:18:53 2015 No.13436160 >>13436103 I'm not a fan of them either. I'd rather a Kraken or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:19:36 2015 No.13436163 >>13436151 >Meme >An idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture I'm just saying that it's a cute thing that people like.

Anonymous Tue May 5 14:21:16 2015 No.13436167

>>13436151
>>13436155
Everybody hates on memes here but lets be honest, 4chan is a dysfunctional machine fueled by memes and bitterness.

Hell, half the hate memes get is just Anon being an internet hipster and deciding he can't like something anymore because it's too popular now. The other half is justified annoyance.

Anonymous Tue May 5 14:21:33 2015 No.13436169

>>13436148
Y'ever seen that one movie clip, where a guy gets attacked by some mooks while banging a chick, so he picks up a gun and has this whole battle with them, while the girl is still mounted on his dick?

This is how I imagine all fights involving the Demon Lord's elite going. No not really, it's just a funny image. Geez people are too serious around here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:22:18 2015 No.13436171 >>13436167 >Because it's too popular Or because he's already seen it a million times.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:22:29 2015 No.13436173 >>13436156 I don't have a kid, it was a joke. If I did I'd be smothering it. >>13436155 Probably that one guy obsessed with Apophi like Anubisfucker is with Anubi. >>13436163 Hopefully it will stay like that. Hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:22:44 2015 No.13436175 >>13436167 Technically a meme is by definition something that's popular within at least a given group of people, hating on them for being popular is exactly what it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:34:59 2015 No.13436219 File: 961 KB, 1000x1000, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Line 45 http://pastebin.com/zc5vhD0E >Care Paladin story continues.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:35:38 2015 No.13436221 File: 918 KB, 562x1400, Can't show those apples on a christian imageboard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How big is too big? How meaty is too meaty?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:37:59 2015 No.13436233 >>13436221 Depends on the monster. I'm fine with Troll and Yeti having large hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:38:51 2015 No.13436239 >>13434904 That you alp? Testing my stalker skills

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:39:45 2015 No.13436242 >>13436239 If I say yes, will you get out of here, Stalker?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:39:51 2015 No.13436245 >>13436221 I'd let her put that on my dick, if that's an answer

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:40:20 2015 No.13436247 File: 119 KB, 1024x724, 1405760657592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436221 Anything bigger then Yao's BIG MEATY PAWS is too big

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:42:37 2015 No.13436257 >>13436242 Nyet, didn't cheeki enough, I'm almost sure you are alp now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:43:54 2015 No.13436261 >>13436247 Yao's big meaty paws are the perfect size for hard cuddles as my semen flows into her forbidden pussypussy in the seated position.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:44:01 2015 No.13436262 File: 320 KB, 400x900, Day of the Tentacle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436257 I practically admitted it already. Nevermind that though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:46:07 2015 No.13436270 >>13436257 BRUSAYU GRANATA UMERET' CYKA

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:48:04 2015 No.13436278 >>13436262 I might be cunning, but I'm not a very smart man. But hey my first succesful guessing, I'll drink to that. I like your stories just so you know, I eagerly await more, specifically vertex and/or willis.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:48:57 2015 No.13436282 >>13436278 Yeah, don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:49:08 2015 No.13436283 >>13436270 PAPALI PAPALI CYKA

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:49:45 2015 No.13436285 File: 618 KB, 1600x1200, 1388189971161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436261 You have great taste

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:50:14 2015 No.13436289 >>13436282 Don't be so negative, it gets old.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:50:15 2015 No.13436290 >>13436283 MMMASHWASHO So, we summoning Gasmask now?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:51:27 2015 No.13436296 >>13436221 >>13436247 >>13436261 >>13436285 >Girl with hands so big and arms so long that she has to drag them along like a kid with a sleeved shirt to big for her. Disturbing yet adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:51:37 2015 No.13436298 >>13436285 >Sad Yao Must rectify. MAXIMUM HEADPAT

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:51:56 2015 No.13436300 >>13436289 I'm not being negative, but you really shouldn't wait for nothing. Let's go back to talking about Monster Girls now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:52:00 2015 No.13436302 >>13436290 Obviously I am the Gasmask

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:52:19 2015 No.13436305 I just want to beat the shit out of a Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:53:50 2015 No.13436312 >>13436302 >Gasmask >Being competent enough to use the internet properly >Being sane enough to do anything else other than spout random bullshit, speak russian, kill things or tell people to get the fuck out of his forest PHONY BIG PHAT PHONY

Anonymous Tue May 5 14:55:33 2015 No.13436318
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>>13436285
Yao was kind of funny.
"You're fucking my ass instead of my pussy, how deplorable!"
And I'm just thinking bitch, I love anal. It only makes me harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:56:39 2015 No.13436325 >>13436318 She knows, and she loves it too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:58:09 2015 No.13436330 >>13436318 I love anal too, but I was so into the thought of impregnating Yao that the reveal hit me like a bag of bricks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:58:20 2015 No.13436331 >>13436261 What about the sort of paws that are only big enough to just let you barely intertwine your fingers with her digits?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:59:03 2015 No.13436334 >>13436300 Whatever, I know you will deliver, probably, maybe. How do you feel about snakes then? >>13436312 You got me, I'm his public relations agent, I'm his contact with the internet and vodka and slav trinkets supplier.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:59:51 2015 No.13436339 >>13436330 You did say that many threads ago, didn't you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:59:54 2015 No.13436340 >>13436331 I sort of like the kind of paws where I hold her thumb while she holds my entire hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:59:56 2015 No.13436341 >>13436334 >snakes Snakes are nice. Dem coils, mang.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:00:25 2015 No.13436342 >>13436221 I wanna touch the pad on that paw.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:02:34 2015 No.13436354 File: 933 KB, 320x240, 1359136390247.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436342 Pawpads go squish squish! I imagine I could spend an hour just poking at them. Makes me wonder if they'd find it enjoyable or annoying.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:04:13 2015 No.13436362 >>13436354 I wanna take a nap on a giant paw pad, but that's getting into haram territory.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:04:54 2015 No.13436363 File: 182 KB, 685x1100, 1410894068322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436354 Dunno if I'd rather rub my face all over her paw pads of her abs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:04:56 2015 No.13436365 >>13436342 >>13436354 >>13436362 Touch the pad, make it a fad! Hug the paw, fluff is the law! I'll take my leave.

Anonymous Tue May 5 15:07:37 2015 No.13436380

>>13436341
Loneliness can't catch you if you are between coils.
Having two favorite species is suffering,motherly green snake or crazy purple snake?

I don't know if anyone asked but who's your favorite MG?, It will be fun to see if she matches with the idea I have of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:07:54 2015 No.13436382 >>13436247 What would a pawjob from Yao feel like?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:10:18 2015 No.13436391 >>13436382 Ruff.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:10:38 2015 No.13436392 >>13436318 I've thought a lot about how Yao would react to regular vanilla sex. It involves pelvic annihilation.

Anonymous Tue May 5 15:13:51 2015 No.13436401

>>13436354
I guess it'd be like getting a hand massage, only softer. Justing poking it might be annoying, but rubbing it gently might be the sort of thing that could be acclimated to.

>>13436363
You rub your face all over her abs while she rubs her paws all over your head.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:15:09 2015 No.13436406 >>13436392 What if she only does anal because her pussy is too sensitive?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:15:33 2015 No.13436407 >>13436362 >No giant Jinko gf with big meaty paws that you can use like your bed

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:16:42 2015 No.13436413 >>13436406 Maybe she's afraid defloration will hurt like hell.

Anonymous Tue May 5 15:17:16 2015 No.13436417
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>>13436362
That sounds fun. It'd have to be quite the giant pawpad unless you're talking like just big enough to rest your head on.

>>13436382
I think Yao's paws might be too big for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:18:46 2015 No.13436422 >>13436417 Maybe MAMANO MANA would let me shrink or her grow so it would only temporarily be big enough to be a bed. Either way, I'll bet it would be the most comfy bed ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:19:20 2015 No.13436423 File: 100 KB, 436x545, 1404841022408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How wonderful would a kick by one of these girls feel?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:21:09 2015 No.13436429 >>13436423 Terrible, your bones would easily break.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:21:14 2015 No.13436431 File: 280 KB, 862x1200, DemonOfRazgriz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13432205 >>13433857 Ok, I don't think I've done it justice, but have version 1 anyway.

Anonymous Tue May 5 15:21:50 2015 No.13436433

>>13436422
I kind of like the idea of a werewolf's body changing with the phases of the moon. During the day of a new moon, her body is human, but during the night, her monstergirl features emerge, paws becoming larger and her becoming stronger as the full moon approaches.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:23:39 2015 No.13436444 >>13436406 >What if she only does anal because her pussy is too sensitive? Oh god but imagine what would happen if you actually fucked Yao's pussy. Ahegaos, leglocking, frantic thrusting, and furious impregnation is what I'm imagining.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:24:45 2015 No.13436449 >>13436417 She has a pawjob move in the game

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:24:56 2015 No.13436450 >>13436431 A work worthy of an Ace, nicely done.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:27:02 2015 No.13436462 File: 170 KB, 1000x640, 1410387590423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436449 Is it actually drawn, though? Her paws are massive, I can't even see her giving a 'pawjob' even between her pointer finger and thumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:27:50 2015 No.13436464 >>13436318 Fucking this but with a different fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:30:07 2015 No.13436470 >>13436462 >between her pointer finger and thumb. My first though would be between her palms.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:31:45 2015 No.13436475 >>13436462 Her paws aren't actually as massive as they're drawn in that picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:33:33 2015 No.13436479 >>13436470 That's even more difficult to imagine. >>13436475 They're still pretty huge. http://i.imgur.com/vkKWx8N.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:35:20 2015 No.13436483 >>13436479 Paradox has a handjob scene with a girl that has a hand as big as that, so it's not impossible.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:35:47 2015 No.13436484 >>13436423 It could kill the average human considering what they're from.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:36:23 2015 No.13436487 Which monster is capable of the most awkward and cringing things? Hard mode: No Oomukade

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:37:26 2015 No.13436490 >>13436423 Do you mean a Level 1 girl, or a Level 9999 one?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:38:27 2015 No.13436495 >>13436487 Beelzebub.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:40:04 2015 No.13436503 >>13436487 Christmas cake bodied Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:40:20 2015 No.13436504 >>13436487 Cyclops.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:41:58 2015 No.13436507 >>13436490 >You'll never bully a little level 1 Nekomata, only to have her level 9999 big sister show up

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:41:59 2015 No.13436509 >>13431261 fire her and hire a human maid

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:45:36 2015 No.13436519 File: 116 KB, 800x711, 1393193302493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You'll never get Yao hugs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:45:41 2015 No.13436520 >>13436507 >Bullying a Nekomata, period That's why you're working for Etna in her Prinny Sweatshop.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:47:47 2015 No.13436527 >>13436519 To hell with Yao hugs, I wanna fuck the smug right out of that fox.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:48:16 2015 No.13436528 File: 751 KB, 884x1250, 13ab498f09dd47544f06a6485fd6d4e1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436509 What about hiring an elf maid instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:50:18 2015 No.13436536 >>13436528 No, waifu is no longer the maid now it's a stage three alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:52:19 2015 No.13436542 >>13436536 >Stage 3 Alp maid Explain further.

Anonymous Tue May 5 15:53:31 2015 No.13436547
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>>13436527
You can't desmug a fox, you can only give them what they want. Yes, that works both ways.

"Oh ho, I'll dick the smug out of her!" You think, but she loves it and smugness intensifies.

"Oh ho, I won't dick her at all! She'll be begging for it!" You think, but she just watches you closely, teasing and taunting you, flaunting all her fluffy bits in your face and laughing as you stew with lust.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 15:55:31 2015 No.13436550 >>13436547 >You can't desmug a fox I like a challenge, and no matter how many offspring it ends up creating she will be desmuged if only for a limited time. Besides, I like smug.

Anonymous Tue May 5 16:00:03 2015 No.13436571
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>>13436542
Picture a succubus, except it has an increased sex drive, sexier body, and knows how to please a man better.
Now make her wear a maid outfit and try to remember that she used to be a gay man.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:01:24 2015 No.13436579 >>13436571 >used to be a gay man. Kill it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:02:21 2015 No.13436583 >>13436550 Why are smug girls so good?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:02:47 2015 No.13436585 >>13436579 /pol/ pls go.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:03:17 2015 No.13436588 >>13436579 I'd kill it. With my dick. By which I mean I'd get her pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:03:32 2015 No.13436590 >>13436579 Sometimes it just really wanted to be a girl. Which may be worse depending on who you ask.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:04:43 2015 No.13436595 >>13436528 >Hire two elf maids and one human maid >Elves are not only better at their jobs than the human, they keep their master sexually satisfied as well >Foster jealousy in the human maid >Watch her monsterize herself

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:06:43 2015 No.13436604 >>13436595 >she's making a monstergirl suit like Buffalo Bill

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:08:41 2015 No.13436610 File: 331 KB, 600x783, Plump.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Anon, does this outfit make me look fat?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:09:49 2015 No.13436614 >>13436610 Every outfit makes you look f____a___t.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:10:12 2015 No.13436616 >>13436610 >Yes. I then proceed to ejaculate all over her delicious flab.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:10:16 2015 No.13436618 >>13436610 Your fat ass makes you look fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:10:27 2015 No.13436620 >>13436610 In all the right places.

Anonymous Tue May 5 16:10:31 2015 No.13436621

>>13436604
No Anon, because you leave little vials of Ushi blood around for her to find. Eventually she'll crack and taste it, especially if the elves tell her how amazing it'd be.
She doesn't know she'd be an Ushi, but she'll be happy afterwords. Don't you want an Ushi-Oni maid?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:11:16 2015 No.13436624 File: 219 KB, 860x1000, 31615217_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fox not so smug after being molested

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:11:58 2015 No.13436626 >>13436610 What's with the chain? Are you into being somebody's pet lizard?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:17:09 2015 No.13436645 >>13436610 In all the right places, hon. You could lift the back just above the base of your tail...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:17:36 2015 No.13436648 >>13436610 Not at all honey, now come back to bed for some more cuddling. I'm cold.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:18:03 2015 No.13436649 So if the tentacles in the tentacle forest only attack women, what's stopping a guy from just waltzing in there and jerking it to the girls being tentacle raped?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:18:08 2015 No.13436650 >>13436610 Would impregnate.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:20:11 2015 No.13436661 >>13436649 A tentacle girl might waltz in an rape him.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:21:20 2015 No.13436665 File: 575 KB, 1306x1010, 1430857280787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436650 How about her?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:22:26 2015 No.13436672 >>13436665 No less than 5.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:23:20 2015 No.13436676 >>13436610 Holy shit that's a fat tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:25:53 2015 No.13436683 >>13436649 Some tentacles will still attack guys, and molest them to attract nearby monster girls Man Marionettes exclusively target men

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:34:56 2015 No.13436719 >>13436624 I want to tie a smug fox into the bed with dildoes up every hole and rotors taped to every sensitive square inch of skin.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:35:08 2015 No.13436720 File: 3.38 MB, 2900x2168, switch axe- overload.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436665 Cool. I've been meaning to harvest her feelers.

Anonymous Tue May 5 16:35:24 2015 No.13436723

>>13436676
>a tail that thick
>sit on it while she's on her back, her legs up as you hike her dress to her navel
>you can feel it squirm under you as you're pounding into her cave of wonders
>and it tries to wrap around you when she comes, femcum streaming down the base of her tail

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:36:51 2015 No.13436728 >>13436665 Virus infested? What kind of virus?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:37:38 2015 No.13436731 >>13436649 Ropers. Tentacle MGs. Wandering monsters. Monsters used as bait. The fact there are tentacles in the tentacle forest that target men.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:38:48 2015 No.13436737 >>13436728 Wyvern Virus. Makes monsters stronger and more aggressive, while either giving you a massive defense debuff or a stat boost depending on what you do.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:39:12 2015 No.13436743 >>13436728 the kind of virus that turns anything affected crazy with bloodlust or in MG variations, crazy with dicklust

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:39:45 2015 No.13436745 >>13436305 Do you think those monsters belong in this world?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:39:57 2015 No.13436746 >>13436731 >The fact there are tentacles in the tentacle forest that target men. For what purpose? Aren't they looking for demonic energy? And why are guys getting raped by regular tentacle monsters in a setting aimed at straight men?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:40:58 2015 No.13436748 File: 375 KB, 1300x750, 1429865155415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436665 >virus Nigga that's an Abomination Dragon. The best kind.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:41:07 2015 No.13436749 >>13436728 The Frenzy. Gotta dick her enough to gain a boost in your thrusting strength, otherwise you get weak and she doms you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:41:20 2015 No.13436752 File: 320 KB, 800x800, 36681578_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436719 Anon don't be mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:41:53 2015 No.13436753 >>13436746 Not everything in MGE is meant to be appealing to everyone.

Anonymous Tue May 5 16:42:07 2015 No.13436758

>>13436743
>powdered Gore Magala virus scales become the new drug craze
>One whiff forces a man to aggressively fuck you
>If they try to resist, the virus paralyzes them, leaving them vulnerable to rape
>If they can fuck hard enough, they gain enough strength and stamina to wrestle any MG into submission

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:42:11 2015 No.13436759 File: 576 KB, 972x745, That damn 4U monster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436748 >Abomination Dragon No she's not!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:42:27 2015 No.13436760 >>13436743 >>13436737 Well, that must feel like shit. And I suppose all you can do is fight and kill them when they're in that state? Fighting an ill enemy feels kinda wrong. Why am I sympathizing with fictional creatures from a game, I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:42:41 2015 No.13436761 >>13436749 >she doms you you say this like it's a bad thing >>13436746 how are tentacles not aimed at straight men?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:43:48 2015 No.13436768 >>13436760 I think they're already dead when under the effects of it.

Anonymous Tue May 5 16:44:49 2015 No.13436770

>>13436746
A guy and a girl getting molested by a tentacle monsters while having sex is a fetish in itself, pretty sure
And it gets represented in MGE.
As for tentacles that assault men when they're by themselves, they're a minority, and usually just use men as bait to grab themselves a monster girl.
>>13436761
Tentacles on girls is aimed at straight men.
Tentacles on guys, not so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:45:27 2015 No.13436774 >>13436665 >>13436759 So on a scale of 1 to Ushi-Oni, how aggressive would a Gore Magala girl be do you think?

Anonymous Tue May 5 16:45:42 2015 No.13436775

>>13436760
Magala is unaffected, normals is generlaly doing them a favour sicne they are probably going to die anyway
>>13436768
nah, it generally kills them early but they are still alive
or they overcome it and become apex monsters
IMAGINE AN APEX USHI

Anonymous Tue May 5 16:46:27 2015 No.13436777

>>13436759
I want to use a handheld fan to blow away her scales and render her blind and helpless.

>>13436768
They're not. They just fall unconcious before the Frenzy sets in.

>>13436761
If she doms you too much, you'll end up breaking the bed three times and you'll have to face a stay in hospital.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:47:41 2015 No.13436782 File: 630 KB, 900x1200, The tags say Crimson Fatalis, but it look like a regular one.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436774 Makes an Ushi look like a Holst. And that's just the young ones. Still got nothing on the Fatalis trio.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:49:17 2015 No.13436789 >>13436737 >Wyvern Virus >Implying it doesn't make them cry babies Next you'll tell me that Yetitites C doesn't give them an insatiable lust for hugs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:51:16 2015 No.13436798 >>13436789 >Wyvern Virus gets to a MGE Wyvern >Gets stronger, faster, more aggressive >Still a giant crybaby I like it.

Anonymous Tue May 5 16:51:44 2015 No.13436800

>>13436770
>Tentacles on girls is aimed at straight men.
>Tentacles on guys, not so much.

Your thinking is too constrained, your imagination weak. While I could argue that buttstuff isn't 'gay,' and in fact I am doing so now, let's not go down that path.

Instead, why can't tentacles be fun pleasureholes? An anemone of orifices, all waiting for a turn to suck your balls dry to fertilize whatever waits deep down inside them. You're suspended in the air, prone, and each little stalk opens up and engulfs you, sucking and wriggling and squeezing while others rub you all over.

Just remember anon, imagination.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:53:57 2015 No.13436807 >>13436676 >>13436723 >Yo mama's tail so fat she's practically a lamia with legs

Anonymous Tue May 5 16:55:32 2015 No.13436809

>>13436789
>Yetititis epidemic
>All the monstergirls at school, all 70% of its population, can't stop hugging each other
>The 30% made up of human boys and girls are totally unaffected
>They beg their parents to let them take a day off
>But get sent to school anyway, parents convinced that the virus is utterly harmless to humans
>They all come home with 5th degree hugburn

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:55:33 2015 No.13436810 >>13436798 >Elf Pox >Causes credit to become extremely weak to lewd acts >Even a mighty dragon or vampire can be used like a common elf when subject to such a thing

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:55:42 2015 No.13436812 >>13436807 >a lamia with legs >that time when Muromi grows legs Aww shiyeeet nigguh

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:56:36 2015 No.13436817 >>13436810 >Wanting to fuck a dragon or vampire covered in a nasty blistery rash

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:57:28 2015 No.13436820 >>13436800 because if you look at the tentacle plants shown in the books, their tentacles are all made to fondle and penetrate

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:58:44 2015 No.13436825 >>13436809 >But mooooom, everyone is sick! >'you'll go to school and that's that! Your human, you'll be fine!' >Comes home pinned between a chubby elf and an ogre.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:58:54 2015 No.13436827 >>13436800 That'd be some weird form of bestiality though You'd be fucking something not even close to human, much more so than any monster girl

Anonymous Tue May 5 16:59:02 2015 No.13436828

>>13436789
>Yetitites C
>insatiable lust for hugs
>yfw the serial hugger was actually a patient at a hospital, getting Yetites C treatment, but ended up escaping due to extreme craving for hugs
>yfw the serial hugger never asked for this

Poor girl, she just needs someone to give her a helping hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:59:10 2015 No.13436829 >>13436809 >They all come home with 5th degree hugburn Truly terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:00:05 2015 No.13436834 >>13436827 >plants >bestiality Just relax and enjoy it, anon.

Anonymous Tue May 5 17:00:26 2015 No.13436835

>>13436810
>The Dragon Flu
>Causes people who catch it to become incredibly greedy to the point of trying to exploit people in any sort of way just to get that pretty necklace around their neck
>Shiny things catch their eyes from miles away
>They are also prone to hoarding everything and putting them in large piles
>The main issue of the flu is the person who catches it also becomes super lazy and super drowsy. Multiple reports of the infected sleeping for days on end to even months

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:01:40 2015 No.13436839 >>13436817 Even if the rash is shaped like hearts? >Jinko Fever, makes subjects delirious and causes them to try and mate with a male 100 times. >Not to be confused with Apsara fever which leads to fits of dancing

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:02:53 2015 No.13436842 >>13436835 >The Anubis Flu >It's just infectious Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:04:18 2015 No.13436846 >>13436834 you're having sex with something with absolutely no human features. even if it's not actually an animal, it's basically the same shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:05:19 2015 No.13436851 File: 231 KB, 1200x600, 1428906824771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436075 >Comparing the Demon Lord to her bumbling army You're really not giving her the credit she's due. At all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:05:42 2015 No.13436854 >>13436835 >Tanuki catches Flu >Becomes greediest monster on the planet >Sleeps through the sickness and wakes up fine and normal again

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:06:53 2015 No.13436857 File: 2.89 MB, 1701x3335, Towergirls_mobile_edition.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn. That's a lot of princess. Too bad many seem to be unfinished. Maybe you can help?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:07:48 2015 No.13436867 File: 768 KB, 1075x1518, 34707869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to tickle her guard hairs and make her ears twitch madly!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:08:00 2015 No.13436871 File: 792 KB, 1039x4069, 1391120867390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wan Wan?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:08:42 2015 No.13436873 >>13436854 >>13436835 >Side effects of the flu include: >Having a shit ton of loot >Having a SHIT TON of loot >People trying to raid your castle (Read: House) to try and get all that loot >A really messed up sleep schedule

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:09:28 2015 No.13436876 >>13436871 >Nipple. You're out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:10:03 2015 No.13436878 >>13436857 >Dragon princess Haah waaw

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:10:29 2015 No.13436880 >>13436828 Go out and play bait anon, she needs help. >>13436842 >Baphomania >A cold that causes an intense dislike for chests above A-cup >Secretly a biological weapon devised by radical members of the sabbath.

Anonymous Tue May 5 17:11:51 2015 No.13436885

>>13436851
>The lady that has nebulous big plans that she can't even settle on with her husband who she fights all the time, lets her children and subjects run loose like a bunch of kindergartners with a sugar high, and who sits around fucking her husband the rest of the time instead of directing anything herself.

She's like one of those bands coasting on a one-hit wonder. She made monstergirls. She's fucking hubby as much as possible to overthrow the cosmic balance. That's it. She has no other game plans and doesn't care to. Giving her any more credit than that is crazy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:12:27 2015 No.13436888 >>13436880 >Play bait Me again? Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:13:07 2015 No.13436889 File: 329 KB, 140x160, 1411501350396.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'M MAD MAD ABOUT ELVES

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:13:07 2015 No.13436890 >>13436871 I want her to wan wan me!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:16:22 2015 No.13436904 >Alponella >Contracted from undercooked nacho cheese, hot wings, poorly packaged beer, etc >Causes stuttering, social anxiety, use of cringeworthy phrases, and sensitivty, especially to the ears and tail(bone)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:16:23 2015 No.13436905 >>13436888 >Anon sitting under a box with a stick holding it up while the MGC Center for Desease Control all watch from the bushes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:18:38 2015 No.13436911 >>13436825 Not the worst fate honestly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:20:26 2015 No.13436915 >>13436890 No you don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:21:25 2015 No.13436919 >>13436431 >Razgriz-chan Yes, this makes the heart go doki-doki

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:21:34 2015 No.13436921 >>13436905 >Whisper into the radio "Do I really gotta do this?" >"Unless you want her to think you're a target." "But I'm still exposed any way or another!" >"...Relax, everything will be fine."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:22:35 2015 No.13436924 I want to shoo off a hellhound with caramel chocolate!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:23:58 2015 No.13436930 File: 230 KB, 563x829, Asura Final.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13434485

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:25:24 2015 No.13436942 >>13436924 I want to make a hellhound a peanut-butter and jam sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:25:45 2015 No.13436944 >>13436924 Can't she just bat it away?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:26:04 2015 No.13436947 >>13436915 Of course I do. Granted, it may take a while to get used to her organ destroyer, it'll be fun as she milks me with every thrust!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:26:45 2015 No.13436950 >>13436944 The trick is to keep shoving it into her face untill she leaves or goes to wash off the melted chocolate. But she'll never get the stains out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:27:31 2015 No.13436955 >>13436924 How would that shoo her off?

Anonymous Tue May 5 17:27:34 2015 No.13436956

>>13436921
>Its raining, box barely keeps you dry so you are wet and shivering
>"Y-you cold there big guy?" a Passing yeti with a feverish look says, slowly walking towards you
>Can barely respond before she tackles you, the box falling shut and a half dozen MGCCDC officers jumping on top of it
>Spend next week quarantined with here at the hospital

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:27:47 2015 No.13436960 >>13436431 I only just now noticed that that's a lance, not a sword.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:29:10 2015 No.13436968 >>13436857 Human Princess. Knight Princess. Nomad Princess. Viking Princess. All Human party go!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:29:21 2015 No.13436969 >>13436889 I'm mad that literotica seems to be down for some dumb fucking reason. And I wanted to read dark comedic monster smut. Fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:29:22 2015 No.13436970 >>13436955 Surely she'll eventually walk away from the weird guy waving a bar of chocolate in her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:30:11 2015 No.13436974 >>13436835 Other than the Laziness bit, this just seems like Dragon Sickness from The Hobbit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:31:41 2015 No.13436980 >>13436970 What if she just melted it, spread it over your body, and licked it all up?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:32:00 2015 No.13436983 >>13436930 multi armed girls are only good if they have human arms

Anonymous Tue May 5 17:32:18 2015 No.13436986

>>13436857
I'd a Kobold, Insect, Skeleton, Fish, Trap, Orc, Dwarf, Amazon, Ghost, Golem, Desert, Goblin, Drider, Dragon, Elf, Assassin, Nomad, Ogre, Zombie, Plant, Witch, Fairy, Centaur, Snake, Angel, Alien, Monkey, Cat, Elemental, Dullahan, Mouse, Vampire, Dog, Ifrit or Viking Princess.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:34:27 2015 No.13436993 >>13436968 Gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:35:39 2015 No.13436996 >>13436980 Then she'll get sick and go into vomiting, agitation and muscle contractions. Then she'll never come close again, much like birds and snakes avoid poison tree frogs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:37:32 2015 No.13437000 >>13436996 Chocolate is poisonous to a dog, but not extremely so. I've seen a puppy eat a whole bag of chocolate chips and be 100% fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:37:39 2015 No.13437001 >>13436996 Anon, she's human enough.

Anonymous Tue May 5 17:40:17 2015 No.13437010

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:40:28 2015 No.13437013 >>13436983 >Not wanting the karate action Chameleon arm >Or the smoothness of the ant arm

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:41:41 2015 No.13437017 >>13437010 >Sabbath Slime Lube, the lubricant that tastes like boysenberry Aw shit, get me some of that, boysenberry is delicious

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:42:34 2015 No.13437019 >>13437013 Those two are okay-ish but the other four suck

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:43:31 2015 No.13437022 >>13437010 >Sabbath Brand Male Enhancement Pills What do they do? Transform people into shota sex-gods?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:45:22 2015 No.13437030 >>13437022 I'd assume make you crave loli

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:45:25 2015 No.13437031 >>13437022 The Sabbath has little interest in shota, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:46:42 2015 No.13437039 .less made some damn nice lewds it seems. http://haohi.tumblr.com/image/118190226678

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:47:05 2015 No.13437042 >>13437031 But they go so well with loli. The combination of the two is the pinnacle of innocence childhood friendship.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:47:18 2015 No.13437045 >>13437022 Maybe, but Baphomet canonically prefer men they can call Onii-chans. Some are probably interested in boyish looking guys, but it's more possible the pill simply enhances your girth.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:48:24 2015 No.13437048 >>13437039 Damn, that angel's angry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:48:33 2015 No.13437049 >>13437031 Where does it say that specifically? Pretty sure the girls who follow the Sabbath have a wide range in tastes regarding their "Big" Brothers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:48:52 2015 No.13437050 >>13436974 I added that because I realized I was quoting The Hobbit halfway

Anonymous Tue May 5 17:49:13 2015 No.13437054
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>>13436885
>Succubus from Pre-MGE: The Age of Seesaw Power Struggles and Sucktitude (Reminds me of Tales of Symphonia's plot really)
>Overthrows a regime based around bloodthirsty monsters to become leader without killing anyone
>Tricks a god into giving her power
>Devises / goes through with a plan to turn every monster into a type of succubus
>Nearly completely overthrows the nature of man and monster by combining them to create a unified species
>Develops a way to make a perpetual motion "machine" via sex that allows monsters to literally gain infinite power
>Slaps the new Chief God's shit
>Seduces / Coerces Mankinds best hero onto her side as her Husband
>Her Daughters are slowly conquering the world without any help whatsoever

She's fucking her hubby to overthrow the cosmic balance (substantial feat in itself) so she can become omnipotent and obtain a full victory over the Chief God's bullshit.

Why bother fucking around with anything else when the only obstacle left is God?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:50:05 2015 No.13437057 Curious Georgina The Kakuken daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:50:09 2015 No.13437058 >>13437010 >boysenberry Never had it before.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:50:16 2015 No.13437059 Call me what you guys will, but i'm not feeling Schwarzwulfen at the moment. I just don't get it. Listening to Richard Wagner, Tchaikovsky, and watching WW II videos isn't helping any

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:50:16 2015 No.13437060 >>13437039 Oh man it's animated! Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:51:58 2015 No.13437064 >>13437057 It sounds like a prompt for a yuri story.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:52:40 2015 No.13437066 >>13437045 >Sabbath Brand Male Enhancement Pills >For those who like stretching but still want to be able to see the counter top Please use at recommend dosage only. Please do not take if you are an Alp. It won't bring it back and you'll just get sick

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:53:22 2015 No.13437068 >>13437059 Quit being a faggot and write it you faggot. You're just being a faggot attentionwhoring like some faggot now. You know that, faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:53:30 2015 No.13437069 >>13437059 Have you ever listened to Hidenori Shoji, or MONACAs stuff before?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:54:00 2015 No.13437071 >>13436610 No, your fat does.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:54:57 2015 No.13437074 >>13437068 It's like, I dunno what direction to take it in, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:55:45 2015 No.13437075 File: 41 KB, 232x242, Who made this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437071 You're mean.

Anonymous Tue May 5 17:56:58 2015 No.13437077

>>13437074
This is why outlining is important.

Do this, faggot. Tell me (yourself) what the story is about in a paragraph. Then split up the sentences and add details before and after. Keep fucking going. Eventually you get something that looks like a god damn outline.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:02:23 2015 No.13437102 >>13436219 >go to class >come back to this feels good. Thanks Harblador.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:05:54 2015 No.13437120 >>13437058 You're missing out. It's my favorite berry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:08:17 2015 No.13437130 >>13437042 >>13437049 I imagine they tend to go after older guys. It's kind of their shtick. If you want the ones who go after younger guys you want the Reverse-Sabbath. Reverse-Sabbath best Sabbath

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:08:39 2015 No.13437133 File: 564 KB, 1200x1680, 21303115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there such a thing as hips too wide? Thighs too thick? Mofu too mofumofu?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:09:43 2015 No.13437138 >>13436219 This is lovely. >>13437130 That too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:10:36 2015 No.13437142 >>13437133 There is. But that lovely image right there certainly doesn't reach any such limit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:10:59 2015 No.13437143 >>13432891 She's gonna have to earn it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:11:22 2015 No.13437146 >>13437075 Somebody should edit the white part of the thing she's peeking over to be transparent.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:12:42 2015 No.13437153 >>13432891 Of course I am. Then I would force her to take responsibility,

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:12:49 2015 No.13437155 >>13432991 All of them? >>13432996 I see the problem, but I don't see the problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:12:56 2015 No.13437156 >>13437133 Yes Yes I...don't know. I haven't seen it if it exists.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:13:31 2015 No.13437159 >>13437133 You didn't have to post that furry again.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:13:37 2015 No.13437160 >>13437130 >Reverse Sabbath >Tender Momdom thick /ss/ action >Dedicated to raising the boys of the world into upstanding men (and husbands). Oh. Oh yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:15:55 2015 No.13437168 File: 311 KB, 500x753, bapho+.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437160 That's the best form of husbandry. On that subject, when will Spaceworms continue?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:16:46 2015 No.13437172 >>13437159 It's not a furry, that's clearly human skin. Animal nose =/= furry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:16:54 2015 No.13437173 >>13433454 >Associating with nerds

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:18:48 2015 No.13437180 >>13437160 >/ss/ I can't get hard to this. Although I wouldn't mind being sent off to work by a kiss on the cheek from a Christmas cake Baphomet who acts like I never grew up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:19:02 2015 No.13437183 >>13433571 Your spine scales. I'd like to touch them, if you don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:19:50 2015 No.13437186 File: 16 KB, 303x312, that is my fetish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437160 >Raising a boy to make him your husband

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:22:02 2015 No.13437194 >>13437173 >Not teasing her, saying you'll allow her to fuck you if she writes the better paper. >Not watching as she throws all her effort into winning so she can have you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:22:29 2015 No.13437195 >>13434337 Die in a fire with your gross yeti.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:24:03 2015 No.13437203 >>13434416 I love you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:25:30 2015 No.13437210 >>13434557 Reminds me of Shinobu from No More Heroes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:26:41 2015 No.13437214 File: 29 KB, 232x242, Shitty transparent attempt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437146 This work?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:28:24 2015 No.13437220 >>13434991 >You can see your own ribcage N O P E !

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:30:05 2015 No.13437224 >>13437180 And oddly enough, I can't get it up to standard loli. It's all a matter of taste, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:30:20 2015 No.13437226 >>13437066 >You will never fuck an Alp so hard your pelvis gets ground to bone meal and she'll never entertain the thought of turning back into a guy again

Anonymous Tue May 5 18:30:36 2015 No.13437227

>>13437077

I did outline it, vaguely.

I'm just faggoting out because my attempts to make it intentionally edgy so you fucks would revile it and want me to drop something I didn't want to do didn't work. That and I still haven't written any interactions between Wolfu and Husbando in like 3k words

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:32:50 2015 No.13437231 >>13437227 >3k words Oh, so half a chapter then.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:34:38 2015 No.13437239 >>13437231 >Chapters Keep dreaming, Anon. Dream of dragons and spin me the yarn.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:35:25 2015 No.13437243 >>13437194 Crow tengus do nothing for me. Thunderbird and them Ghardava titties though. Black harpies pre nerf, too >Catptcha had me select all guinea pigs Neat.

Anonymous Tue May 5 18:35:28 2015 No.13437244

>>13436956
>Wake up in the hospital bed right beside hers, in the same room
>Stare at her for a while as she sleeps
>So this is the fluffy menace that's been terrorizing the whole town for so long, huh
>Did they really had so much trouble capturing someone like her?
>Few minutes later, the doctor walks in
>He tells you that you've been quarantined due to suspicions that you've contracted Yetitis C
>Dammit, this is totally not good
>You glance at the bedridden, sleepy Yeti, the so evil "Serial Hugger", the one you risked your good health conditions to capture, before looking back at the doctor
>You ask him how long she's been infected, and why she's so important
>To your surprise, he tells you that she was one of the first cases of Yetitis C ever reported, and that her blood sample was integral in the discovery of the cure, hence her importance and notoriety
>He thanks you for helping in the capture of the Yeti
>Wait, cure?

cont.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:36:13 2015 No.13437249 >>13437239 You missed my jab. Also, I do not care for dragons.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:36:59 2015 No.13437252 >>13437249 >Missed the jab Oh okay

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:37:04 2015 No.13437256 >>13437243 Then I don't agree with your taste. Crow tengus are the best harpies. Ghardavas and Thunderbirds are still good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:38:36 2015 No.13437264 File: 834 KB, 700x858, Thunderbird2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437220 It's magical lightning, anon, gimme a break, there's only so many electricity-based effects you can write about in a sex scene.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:39:04 2015 No.13437267 >>13435589 >Become an advanced society without men Smug Zulu.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:39:52 2015 No.13437275 >>13437249 You fags knew from the onset that didn't want to do it, and no amount of old screencaps will save you from the heels being dug into solid concrete

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:42:26 2015 No.13437290 >>13437264 How about cumming so hard it comes out of your pores?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:43:13 2015 No.13437295 >>13437214 >Just noticed the ribbons on her horns Wurm-chan is cute! Cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:43:43 2015 No.13437296 >>13437256 >X are best girls Try again.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:43:52 2015 No.13437298 >>13437264 What about foaming at the mouth and emitting the smell of cooked flesh?

Anonymous Tue May 5 18:44:02 2015 No.13437300

>>13437244
>He tells you that researchers have just discovered a way to cure the virus thanks to her blood sample, and that, so far, all of cases this method has been testedon have resulted in complete recovery of patients
>Oh, thank God, this is great
>You ask him how it works
>He tells you that the infected patient must be paired up with someone willing to be hugged for 3 whole days, being aware of all symptoms and consequences, of course
>You get surprised for a moment, asking the doctor if there is no other way to cure it, only to get a "no" in response
>This sounds risky as hell, putting patients together, who knows what might happen
>You glance at the now fragile, tired Yeti to your side
>Looking at her again, she does look pretty bad
>Dark bags under her eyes, messy hair, and an aura of sickness surrounding her, she must've been through alot
>And to think you were complaining just for playing bait...
>You ask the doctor if she's going to be alright
>He tells you that her case is rather complicated, since she's doing far worse than the other patients, who have been under treatment ever since they contracted the virus
>But she has barely gotten any treatment at all since her escape
>Oh, that can't end well
>He tells you that there is one possibility of recovery, however

cont.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:44:34 2015 No.13437306 >>13437243 I'd personally like to see a dove siren or dove ghardava. There's just something about those pure white feathers, more so when paired with ghardava's delicious brown

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:47:15 2015 No.13437320 File: 132 KB, 850x850, 1405677070500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"A Human? What brings you to my Kingdom of Pixies? Are you lost? Perhaps you're looking for something or someone?~"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:48:51 2015 No.13437330 File: 61 KB, 237x496, 1430345833085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437320 i need an adult

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:48:56 2015 No.13437332 >>13437320 That's quite the boob-harness you got there, miss...?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:49:19 2015 No.13437334 >>13437306 I'd like a fruit dove. Their coloration is beautiful. Seriously, Google that shit right now.

Anonymous Tue May 5 18:49:25 2015 No.13437335

>>13437300
>He remarks that you both were brought together into the hospital for treatment
>Like, literally together, she was latched onto you and didn't want to let go
>Even after being separated, nurses have reported seeing her slowly swish her paws at the air while asleep in her hospital bed, as if looking for someone
>The doctor quickly picked up on it and, well, you can already guess where he's going with this
>He tells you that she actually grew used to you during the short time she's spent hugging your body
>Getting straight to the point, he asks you if you're willing to test the newly discovered treatment for the virus with her, as it might be her only chance to recover from it once and for all
>You glance at her one more time before turning back to the doctor and giving your answer
"Yes, I am."
>He thanks you for being so considerate of her, the one who infected you, no less, and commended you for your kindness
>He calls for a group of MG nurses to come to your room
>Soon the nurses come in and start preparing for the treatment
>They just pull the hospital beds together, making both into one big bed for two, and putting the Yeti within an inch of your face
>Well, this was a lot sudden than you thought
>As soon as the nurses finish putting the beds together, they do the final preparations and promptly walk out of the room, the doctor follows them
>He wishes you both good luck before leaving
>Just as you hear the room's door being closed, you feel a fluffy paw sliding across your torso
>You quickly turn around in surprise, only to see a dopey Yeti staring at you lovingly with her lazy eyes
>She must be waking up
>Oh man, her sedation is wearing off
>Here we go

cont.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:50:39 2015 No.13437341 >>13437300 >Dark bags under her eyes, messy hair, and an aura of sickness surrounding her, she must've been through alot Yeti's are cute even when they're afflicted.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:51:32 2015 No.13437347 >>13437332 'Your highness' She's royalty Anon, show some respect.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:52:01 2015 No.13437351 >>13437320 I must have missed of a wizard because I'd rather eat a bullet than be caught in a fae kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:54:02 2015 No.13437356 >>13437320 I was wondering where all the nectar you drink goes, though from looking at you it's fairly obvious.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:57:26 2015 No.13437369 >>13437320 I come as an emissary from the great P'Orc Warchief Facecrusher! You are to surrender your kingdom and any men you have to her! Please help me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:57:43 2015 No.13437371 >>13431963 I haven't been in the threads in a while. What the love of fuck is going on? If this is another tabletop game, the last one I remember fell apart with just 6-8 players

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:00:50 2015 No.13437380 >>13437351 *pissed off

Anonymous Tue May 5 19:03:05 2015 No.13437386

>>13437335
>>13437341
>Well, at least she didn’t listen in on--
>"Sooo, you chose…to stay with me…haven’t you...?”
>Oh God, she heard everything
>”It’s been…so long…since I got…the virus…”
>”But now…now I have…a chance…to be cured…”
>Seems like she's still a bit out of it, she's talking as fast as a Slothgirl
>“I’m so…happy…”
>She rests her paw on your chest, smiling warmly at you
>You can see it in her eyes that she's been waiting for someone to help her for months a long time
>If she didn't get treated on her own accord for so long, her case must be really bad
>Slowly, the half-awake Yeti wraps her arms and legs around you, giving you a full body hug on the bed
>”Thank you…so much…”
>Her hug feels warm and soft, so different from when she attacked you back then
>But why, you think to yourself
>”I think…I finally found…my very own…daki…to keep...”
>Wait, “daki”? What does she mean by “daki”?
>And why is she blus…oh
>Ooooh
>”Heehee~”
>It doesn’t take long until she falls asleep again, clinging on to you with hope, shoving her face into the crook of your neck
>And thus, cases of Yetititis C virus have decreased drastically over time everywhere
>As for Anon, he has been husbando’d by the fearsome once-was “Serial Hugger”, who is no longer a criminal on the loose, but his healthy Yeti wife
>And they lived a happy life full of cuddles everafter

I honestly don't know why I wrote this much. I guess I just like Yetis.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:05:38 2015 No.13437402 >>13437386 That was nice anon. You have a good taste. Now don't forget to pastebin it or the Kikimora's will cry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:06:25 2015 No.13437404 >>13437386 100% best end. You best bin it, friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:10:07 2015 No.13437421 >>13437320 Damn, knew I should've taken that left at Albuquerque... Sorry Miss, I'll just be heading back the way I came, then.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:20:50 2015 No.13437460 We ded?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:22:41 2015 No.13437471 >>13437460 Nah. People still talking a bit. We will be ded tonight though, if last night was any indication. I really liked it. Everything was calm and quiet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:23:13 2015 No.13437474 >>13437320 >Pixies ABORT. PIXIES CANNOT BE TRUSTED.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:23:41 2015 No.13437476 File: 387 KB, 1360x1440, 6f941a92ea3c28a9c7105745a7327dde.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Artist makes artwork that includes monstergirls and your other fetish No better feeling in the world

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:24:40 2015 No.13437482 >>13437476 >Artist makes artwork that includes monstergirls and your other fetish >But not in a style you enjoy It's a strange feeling.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:25:16 2015 No.13437486 File: 284 KB, 566x800, 44255780_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tiny girls are olev. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=50066734

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:25:59 2015 No.13437489 >>13437476 >Your favorite MG has no fan-art at all. This is suffering that I must endure.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:26:34 2015 No.13437494 >>13437486 Please clearly label loli stuff next time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:26:46 2015 No.13437496 >>13437476 >Your favorite artist will never make monstergirls Feels bad

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:27:42 2015 No.13437502 >>13437482 >>13437489 >>13437496 I'm sorry Anons. I hope you get to experience the joy I have experienced today.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:29:37 2015 No.13437510 >>13437486 Indeed they are, man. Indeed they are. >>13437489 Yep. Shit sucks as is, and I have a handful of pictures. Sounds terrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:31:18 2015 No.13437517 >>13437476 >Artist makes artwork that includes monstergirls and your own fetish >But they're a bit depraved to the point that you and you dick don't see eye to eye It's the things like this that make me wonder how far I've gone down the rabbit hole

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:31:40 2015 No.13437519 >>13437476 I want to follow that white rabbit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:34:56 2015 No.13437532 File: 305 KB, 1840x2888, yeti daki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437386 I want to be a Yeti's dakimakura

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:39:27 2015 No.13437547 >>13437496 All my favorite artists are favorites because they draw monstergrills. Unfortunately, said artists also got me to look at kemono and go 'That's pretty cute/sexy." I feel no shame, for it is indeed cute and fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:47:29 2015 No.13437581 >>13437547 >Suffering furfaggotry >Ever

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:47:45 2015 No.13437582 >>13437532 I want to be any monstergirl's dakimakura except Matango. The catch is she has to love me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:50:57 2015 No.13437591 >>13437581 Yes, and? The porn is good and a lot of the art is cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:51:23 2015 No.13437594 >Out on a nice walk getting some fresh air >Wolf girl attacks, drags you to cave and lays on top of you, refusing to let go What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:55:48 2015 No.13437607 >>13437594 Scratch behind her ears then put a leash on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:55:54 2015 No.13437608 >>13437594 >implying I would ever be outside, let alone walking around in a city for 'fresh' air >implying there are any caves here

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:56:55 2015 No.13437610 >>13437594 >What do? Enjoy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:57:44 2015 No.13437613 >>13437519 Should be easy enough, just follow the path of mass destruction.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:57:53 2015 No.13437614 >>13437594 You know what else is cute? Deer. You know they kick people to death and carry ticks that can spread Lyme disease? Fucking faggots and their "it's cute" bullshit, I bet you fap to traps. >inb4 some dumb shit meme comeback

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:59:26 2015 No.13437620 File: 149 KB, 1032x774, 1430704230178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437594 its waaaarrrrmmm

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:59:43 2015 No.13437623 >>13437614 you appear distressed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:01:01 2015 No.13437628 >>13437623 Called it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:01:31 2015 No.13437629 File: 211 KB, 692x1000, 44709543_p12_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437594 Grab her ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:02:26 2015 No.13437633 >>13437591 >The porn is good Hahahahahahaha Get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:02:45 2015 No.13437635 >>13437594 Assert dominance.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:03:07 2015 No.13437637 >>13437628 The current emotional response that is being presented is quite perturbed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:03:28 2015 No.13437639 >>13437614 >Thinking deer are cute >Not seeing them and getting hungry I don't get people like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:05:45 2015 No.13437646 >>13437594 Scratch her head and cuddle back.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:07:18 2015 No.13437648 >>13437639 Well I hear what you're saying but come on. http://youtu.be/SXX6zm1sJEQ

Anonymous Tue May 5 20:11:29 2015 No.13437666

>>13437648
Babies don't count. All babies are built to look cute. Even a baby alligator going gwark gwark is more adorable than a fawn.

Not that animals aren't pretty and majestic, but most full grown things are not cute. Cute is mostly derived from behavior anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:14:17 2015 No.13437676 >>13437666 Cute is both appearance and behavior. Like a full-grown Jinko that could disembowel a man in a single swipe is still cute when she's fumbling an ice cream cone in her big meaty paws, only to finally drop it and stare down at it solemnly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:15:23 2015 No.13437679 >>13437591 Did you mean the non-furry porn is good?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:16:24 2015 No.13437682 >>13437679 It's all good, MG and cheesy alike - such as that wolf mom doujin by Kemonono.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:25:11 2015 No.13437714 >>13437682 >>>/b/ >>>/furaffinity/ >>>/anywherebuthere/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:30:31 2015 No.13437730 >>13437682 >>>/g/ >>>/e/ >>>/t/ >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:36:14 2015 No.13437755 >you will never ignore a normally proud monster girl into tearfully begging for you to pay attention to her, unfamiliar with the feeling of being ignored. Hurting a monster girl's feelings sounds like fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:38:47 2015 No.13437769 >>13437755 >Implying I won't be the one that's ignored

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:39:39 2015 No.13437774 >>13437755 >Bullying The Boo Box for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:41:43 2015 No.13437780 >>13437774 What's in the Boo Box?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:43:49 2015 No.13437789 >>13437780 Glen Close

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:44:43 2015 No.13437793 >>13437789 Please no.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:47:31 2015 No.13437806 >>13437793 If you intend to be a bad person, you should expect bad things to happen to you in kind.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:48:38 2015 No.13437808 >>13437806 But monster girls are jerks. They deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:49:37 2015 No.13437812 >>13437808 You're a jerk too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:52:18 2015 No.13437827 >>13437808 BACK IN THE BOO BOX

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:52:36 2015 No.13437829 File: 645 KB, 715x897, 1388986494221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437808 >But monster girls are jerks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:53:58 2015 No.13437836 >>13437829 Never trust a monster girl, especially a fox.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:54:55 2015 No.13437838 >>13437829 She has her fair share of tails, she's not innocent at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:57:25 2015 No.13437848 File: 325 KB, 659x787, 1401299756072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437836 But foxes are traditionally yanderes, and yanderes fucking love you. ...Not that they have ever been portrayed as such, but still.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:58:33 2015 No.13437854 >>13437848 Yandere is a horrible personality, perfect for a fox.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:58:48 2015 No.13437855 >>13437848 >traditionally yandere What? Traditionally they're shapeshifting tricksters. Sometimes they're simply playful, other times malicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:59:42 2015 No.13437858 >>13437854 >Yandere is a horrible personality Then there's this guy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:59:44 2015 No.13437860 >>13437855 Playful tricksters best tricksters.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:00:51 2015 No.13437870 >>13437848 >_____ monster is traditionally yandere, you guys! >this is what yandere pushers legitimately believe

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:01:51 2015 No.13437874 File: 220 KB, 541x1007, 685689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437808 Say that to this face

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:02:41 2015 No.13437878 >>13437870 >yandere pushers You sound paranoid, like there's going to be some sort of takeover.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:04:01 2015 No.13437880 >>13437039 Oh nice!

Anonymous Tue May 5 21:04:16 2015 No.13437881
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>>13437860
Supposedly they were capable of assuming the form of any person they'd seen. Just think of the bullshit they could pull on you.

>Turn into your mom
>Try to seduce you
>Just before she blows you, turns into a fox, brushes you with her fluff, then laughs and runs off

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:05:02 2015 No.13437884 >>13437039 Why is she so angry?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:05:32 2015 No.13437886 >>13437874 I still won't trust her, bet she's got some fucking scheme up her sleeve.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:06:15 2015 No.13437887 >>13437884 Because she's supposed to be an Angel but some lewd asshole is making her suck his cock? Iunno.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:07:20 2015 No.13437891 >>13437874 >Anon walks up to her >Stares her in the eyes, his furious face inches away from hers >He slowly, but angrily whispers: >"Jeeerk."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:11:35 2015 No.13437912 >>13437039 >mfw I recognize what this animation is probably based on

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:12:22 2015 No.13437918 >>13437891 >She cries >Her mother appears >Anon ends in the hospital

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:13:27 2015 No.13437926 >>13437912 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:13:35 2015 No.13437930 >>13437918 Thanks for proving my point, you jerk Onis.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:14:48 2015 No.13437936 >>13437878 What takeover? They are already here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:18:33 2015 No.13437951 >>13437884 .less just loves hatefucking it seems http://puu sh/gzD1F/4cc8f117fe.png

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:21:39 2015 No.13437959 >>13437951 >http://puu sh/gzD1F/4cc8f117fe.png Stop removing the period from those links.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:21:57 2015 No.13437960 >>13437951 This could be better if it wasn't his steel donut monster boy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:24:37 2015 No.13437968 >>13437959 Get good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:24:43 2015 No.13437969 >>13437960 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:25:18 2015 No.13437972 >>13437881 "It's not what it looks like! That fox is a woman!" >"You're sick Anon, a depraved man, bestiality... How could you?" "I'M TELLING YOU, A WOMAN TURNED INTO THAT FOX!" >Fox looks at you smugly from afar. Fucking fox women.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:26:35 2015 No.13437975 >>13437960 >buzzwords

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:28:35 2015 No.13437988 File: 1.02 MB, 2894x4093, 36578022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437972 They can be as smug as they want so long as I can get myself a face full of that mofu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:29:00 2015 No.13437990 >>13437960 Gotta agree with that, though removing donut steel characters would make most art better.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:29:07 2015 No.13437991 >>13437972 Time to hunt some foxes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:30:15 2015 No.13437995 >>13437990 Are you really that retarded? There would be no art of characters if there were no characters to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:30:19 2015 No.13437997 >>13437975 who are you quoting, cuck?

Anonymous Tue May 5 21:31:57 2015 No.13438003
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I want to bully a weak, single-tailed Kitsune at the hot springs while her Onee-sans aren't with her.

I'm going to molest her ears with my hands while sitting her down in my lap, grinding against her under the water.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:33:37 2015 No.13438014 >>13437402 >>13437404 Alright, I'll save it for later.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:34:39 2015 No.13438017 >>13438003 That's not bullying you meme loving fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:37:59 2015 No.13438033 >>13437991 I want to hunt them with the help of my Bloodhound Girls. They'll tackle her, then hold her down so I can dick her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:38:38 2015 No.13438036 >>13438003 That'd probably end up like Byakko no Mori Sono.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:41:45 2015 No.13438050 File: 429 KB, 1200x1714, 05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13438036 >Byakko no Mori Sono God damn this is cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:46:35 2015 No.13438068 File: 88 KB, 385x668, tomfox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You'll never have a protective tomboy fox onee-san

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:46:59 2015 No.13438071 >>13438068 >Furry

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:48:36 2015 No.13438080 >>13438068 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:49:00 2015 No.13438082 >>13438068 Furfag pls go.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:50:39 2015 No.13438091 >>13438033 Can we talk about Dog Girl breeds again? What breed would be the most protective of her little brother if she has one?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:51:31 2015 No.13438095 >>13438068 i wish i was a cool shitposter like you onii-san

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:51:37 2015 No.13438096 >>13438082 >>13438071 What's furry about it? Looks fine to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:52:39 2015 No.13438102 >>13438036 >>13438050 Best thing involving a fox, ever. The spin-offs are nice too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:52:54 2015 No.13438104 File: 65 KB, 225x350, Polt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You'll never have a hyperactive tomboy kobold trainer.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:54:21 2015 No.13438112 >>13438104 Thank god.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:55:04 2015 No.13438115 >>13438091 I would love to have a shortstack corgi girl cuddle with me in a hammock all day

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:55:15 2015 No.13438117 >>13438104 I'm honestly glad.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:56:53 2015 No.13438125 >>13438091 German Shepard Onee sans.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:58:37 2015 No.13438127 >>13438125 I would love to have a German Shepherd girl to cuddle.

Anonymous Tue May 5 22:00:01 2015 No.13438136
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>>13438112
>>13438117
Hopefully, after you get a dog/werewolf waifu her mamono mana will start making you more enduring and strong to be able to match her on her daily walks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:00:14 2015 No.13438137 >>13438127 They would be so fluffy and comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:01:13 2015 No.13438143 >>13438091 A husky husky girl for me. >>13438096 Snout

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:02:15 2015 No.13438146 >>13438136 >mamono mana Stopped reading there. >Captcha makes me pick out dogs U cheeki cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:02:23 2015 No.13438147 >>13438136 I hate dogs. Hell I hate most animals.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:03:21 2015 No.13438150 >>13438143 I don't see a snout, just a nose like polt's.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:03:36 2015 No.13438151 What would happen if I serenaded a MG with this song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUslXuCNRi0 also what song would you sing to your waifu to serenade her?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:04:19 2015 No.13438155 >>13438151 >serenaded Fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:05:56 2015 No.13438163 >>13437881 Cocktease. >>13438147 >I hate dogs TU QUE?! I just... Do you even have a soul? Nah, fuck you, seriously.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:06:09 2015 No.13438166 >>13438143 Don't respond to obvious shitposters man, come on.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:07:04 2015 No.13438172 >>13438151 You would be called a faggot on 4Chan after you tell them about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:07:25 2015 No.13438174 >>13438155 Not him, but what's wrong with serenading a MG? >MFW the hateful music from my country would have them ruining their entire wardrobe with their juices.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:08:44 2015 No.13438178 >>13438091 Irish Wolfhound girl. Tall as hell and normally calmer than a sedated teddy bear, but harm what's close to her and she'll redefine overkill.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:09:24 2015 No.13438181 >>13438163 Dogs are jerks, I've never met a single dog that didn't act like some savage animal.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:10:57 2015 No.13438188 >TFW you're not a furry, but you kinda want KC to come out with the Cu Sith already because the idea of your dog suddenly gaining the ability to drink, crack jokes and play vidya sounds pretty fucking awesome.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:14:29 2015 No.13438201 >>13438181 >Dogs are jerks, I've never met a single dog that didn't act like some savage animal. Dog's are pretty intuitive about a person's nature. You must just be a massive shitbag

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:14:36 2015 No.13438203 >>13438091 Jack Russel girl. Loud and boastful girls that quickly become meek when someone actually takes them up on their challenges.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:14:58 2015 No.13438205 >>13438201 Well he hates Dogs. That proves it without the dogs needing to tell us

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:16:39 2015 No.13438210 >>13438201 But I'm not, they just don't like me for whatever reason, just like everything else on the fucking planet apparently.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:16:49 2015 No.13438212 >>13438205 True, its more of an icing on the cake thing anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:17:46 2015 No.13438220 >>13438091 oh fuck I just realized, what if the DL came to our world today? would she turn all of our animals into MGs? I hope not, I don't want my male Lab to all of a sudden be on my dick 24/7

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:19:40 2015 No.13438230 >>13438220 That's not how Demonic Energy works Anon. I'm sure there are perfectly normal animals in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:19:55 2015 No.13438233 >>13438091 Two words, bud: Shortstack. Shelties.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:20:04 2015 No.13438234 >>13438220 Probably not. I doubt all the monstergirls would like the extra competition.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:20:53 2015 No.13438237 >>13438220 >The Vatican dispatches their paladin core >She's never heard from again

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:21:04 2015 No.13438239 >>13438220 The ones being turned into monstergirls are the monsters, and since the only monster we have are human girls, succubi for everyone.

Anonymous Tue May 5 22:21:31 2015 No.13438244
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>>13438220
The DL's magic heebie-jeebies don't actually work on animals except in exceptionally rare cases. So you might get like one in a thousand housecats becoming Cait Siths and whatever the dog version is, but it wouldn't be a total wipe-over.

Mamonobama does, however, work on umbrellas, so that's what you gotta watch out for.

Anonymous Tue May 5 22:21:59 2015 No.13438246

>>13438155
>Not serenading your MG love
We're not talking about desperately standing outside of her windowwith a boombox, trying to get her to take you back, Anon.

We're talking about you, and her, out on the patio under the full moon, with you playing a piano or guitar, and singing some good Frank Sinatra.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:22:56 2015 No.13438252 >>13438246 My point still stands, fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:23:38 2015 No.13438258 >>13438115 I would take a corgi or a samoyed girl http://i.imgur.com/MjeLcd8.gif

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:25:31 2015 No.13438268 >>13438258 >that look of pure bliss. Dog girls are the superior canine girl, Werewolves and Hellhounds go home.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:26:11 2015 No.13438273 >>13438252 >>13438155 >>13438172 looks like some people are upset they have no musical talent

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:26:25 2015 No.13438274 >>13438268 >and Hellhounds go home My home if possible.

Anonymous Tue May 5 22:26:55 2015 No.13438278
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>>13438244
>Mamonobama does, however, work on umbrellas
And paper lanterns. Practically any times that receives enough demonic energy OR items that have great negative or positive feelings associated to them by a person.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:27:37 2015 No.13438280 >>13438210 >can't get love from a dog Something is wrong with YOU.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:27:58 2015 No.13438285 >>13438268 The wild, aggressive, and untameable nature of werewolves and hellhounds are for me. You can keep your... "pets."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:28:47 2015 No.13438287 >>13438237 >The Vatican >Not spineless and useless Good one. Maybe if we had a warrior pope and not some touchy feely Argentinian.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:29:18 2015 No.13438291 >>13438280 Or maybe Dogs are just a bunch of cunts acting nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:29:59 2015 No.13438293 >>13437682 >>>/mlp/ >>>/out/

Anonymous Tue May 5 22:32:11 2015 No.13438305

>>13438258
>>13438268
>>13438285
>Implying werewolves and hellhounds can't cuddle just like any good dog.
>Implying werewolves and hellhounds can't be tamed just like dog-girls were.
>Not wanting a pack of werewolves girls to fight over your attention.

catnipoflife.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/wolfpack.gif?w=630

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:33:43 2015 No.13438314 >>13438305 You're right, I don't want to be fought over. I just want to be with one werewolf, if I could be so lucky as to have that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:34:17 2015 No.13438317 >>13438305 But you can't tame a monster girl unless you're a gary stu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:34:55 2015 No.13438320 >>13438287 I like the new guy. He's getting back down to roots and pushing some much-needed reforms.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:39:18 2015 No.13438332 >>13438287 But the new dude is reigning back the autism in the church, and he's shifting focus to more important issues. Plus he said that dogs can go to heaven, the dude's just all around cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:41:31 2015 No.13438341 >>13438305 You can't tame a Hellhound but you can dom a werewolf.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:43:22 2015 No.13438350 >>13438341 >You can't tame a Hellhound It's implausible, not impossible.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:45:07 2015 No.13438354 >>13438305 I'd rather a pack of werewolves fighting to see who will rape me first.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:46:16 2015 No.13438362 >>13438354 What happens after they have all raped you?

Anonymous Tue May 5 22:46:24 2015 No.13438364

>>13438220

>Lilim shows up at your house.
>Observes that you love your dog.
>Decides that there's not enough dickings going on here, because Lilims can't comprehend love without dickings.
>MAMONO MANA 'N SHIT HAPPENS.
>Your dog is now a chick.
>Laughing with maximum smug.
>Eyes are closed.
>Doesn't see your dog wheel the fuck around on her with a face full of murder.
>Doesn't expect your dog to come flying at her in a berserker rage.
>In retrospect, she DID break down your door and knock you on your ass.
>Pit Bulls aren't exactly famous for tolerating that shit.

Anonymous Tue May 5 22:46:46 2015 No.13438365
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>>13438320
I just don't understand what the Catholic Church is FOR if not for hardline gay and muslim bashing.
If I wanted touchie-feelie crap I'd go Anglican. I want my pope excommunicating faggots left, right, and center and denouncing heathens to burn in eternal hellfire.
THAT'S getting back to the roots.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:47:24 2015 No.13438368 >>13438350 Not this shit again. Yes, you can tame one if you are better than a god. Happy?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:47:44 2015 No.13438371 >>13438320 >>13438332 He's made good changes and seems like an all around good guy who wants to make sure the church is better than it was when he arrived, but that's exactly it, he's too nice. If it came down to it, he wouldn't call for a crusade.

Anonymous Tue May 5 22:48:11 2015 No.13438374

>>13438246
I don't know about serenading my MG waifu, anon. But if she was down in the dumps, I'd probably play https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1uby6jFCDjE for her.

Cause it's alright, we will get by, we will survive. And oh, well, a touch of grey kinda suits her anyway~

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:48:30 2015 No.13438378 >>13438362 One of them might be sweet on you and take you home. Clean you up, wash all the femcum from your groin and face, then snuggle with you. Or lock you in her special padded, quiet rape-room.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:48:43 2015 No.13438379 >>13438362 They all cuddle with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:49:06 2015 No.13438381 >>13438155 >He wouldn't tear his beating heart out and present it to his waifu in one of the most creative mediums Fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:49:09 2015 No.13438383 >>13438365 I getting more at culling all the corruption and order of the centurion shit plus focusing on the plight of the unfortunate and the poor. That's old school drawing fish in caves Christian.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:49:29 2015 No.13438386 Would you join a conspiracy to help monstergirls gain power if it was the only way your waifu could get the life she wanted?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:50:06 2015 No.13438387 >>13438188 I want KC to come out with Cu Sith too, and I want for it to be a pretty standard dog-girl, so that only Cait Sith is furry because fuck cats.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:52:00 2015 No.13438394 >>13438386 No, because my waifu isn't some succubus bent on taking over the world and having everyone raped or being raped to accomplish her idea of an utopia.

Anonymous Tue May 5 22:52:35 2015 No.13438395

>>13438371
>Literal demons showing up in your backyard intent on corrupting the whole planet
>Not calling up the orders that exist to fight that stuff
You can be as nice as you want and work for the good of mankind, but nobody would stand for that. Especially not the pope.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:52:47 2015 No.13438399 >>13438386 I would help my waifu to enslave both humans and monsters if that's what she wants.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:53:07 2015 No.13438402 >>13438365 I wanna see another holy war. Those muslim fucks get to keep their, so why can't I watch some bible thumpers don holy riot gear and fuck up some muslims? That's be fuckin' fun, not this onesided shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:53:21 2015 No.13438403 >>13438386 No, because my waifu isn't real.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:53:37 2015 No.13438404 >>13438386 >the life she wants involves the enslavement of the human race No way I have a waifu that shitty.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:54:34 2015 No.13438406 File: 126 KB, 798x1000, 1397382504010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13438386 I think it'd be easier if we just migrated to more accepting countries instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:54:44 2015 No.13438408 >>13438394 What if she can't get the job she wants because of racism or she just wants people to stop whispering behind her back when she goes out with you?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:54:45 2015 No.13438409 >There are people right now that think something bad or that you don't secretly desire could ever happen to you in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:55:15 2015 No.13438411 >>13438386 No, because the life she wants is simply a life with me. And Yes, because that's the world I want for her. Fuck you lot, I don't wanna deal with assholes and their prejudices.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:56:17 2015 No.13438414 >>13438408 Pretty much what >>13438406 said

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:56:32 2015 No.13438415 >>13438409 >Bad things >In my hugbox Ha! Ha ha! Haaaa!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:56:32 2015 No.13438417 >>13438402 Yes, brilliant! The solution to violence is more violence. Islam is a younger religion than Christianity, so they're going through their young, violent years just like the Christkids did. Given enough time they'll mellow out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:57:16 2015 No.13438419 >>13438408 Please, as if that's the only way we could stop those things.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:57:38 2015 No.13438423 kitty cat batter bakin in the oven!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:58:22 2015 No.13438425 >>13438404 How is taking power away from human incompetents a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:59:15 2015 No.13438428 >>13438423 Now I want bacon. But it's 8 in the evening. Damn.

Anonymous Tue May 5 22:59:39 2015 No.13438430 [DELETED]

>>13438417
They've been violent since their inception and show no indications of stopping. There was a brief respite because they fucking denounced cause and effect, and thus grew too retarded to actually wage war, but now they've stolen the fruits of other countries, they're back at it full ball. Besides, neither religions are mine, so let them kill each other. I don't care about solutions, Christianity already rules most of the world, and I can only stand to lose if that turns into islam. Let 'em bleed eachother dry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:00:47 2015 No.13438432 >>13438425 >Humans >Less competent than monsters who can't get their shit together any more than a lawless third world hellhole I'm dying over here. Tell us another one traitor-kun.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:01:18 2015 No.13438435 Would a Cait Sith hiss at my penis if I came on her face right after masturbating?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:01:23 2015 No.13438436 >>13438430 We /pol/ now? I would hope not.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:02:56 2015 No.13438439 >>13438432 At least most high ranking monsters care about the people under them, which i more then you can say of most of our leaders.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:03:27 2015 No.13438441 >>13438368 You can tame them because that is the nature of MGE, get what you what waifuland. Cry more.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:03:53 2015 No.13438443 >>13438435 Not now bait-kun, we're trying to channel our inner /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:03:55 2015 No.13438444 >>13438436 You started it. Don't apologies for religious shitheads. Their gods are lame and they actively killed the gods who promoted drunk orgies and love and shit. And sin. Sin is the best. Fuck 'em.

Anonymous Tue May 5 23:04:06 2015 No.13438445

>>13438430
Violence is not the answer, as it only breeds more violence. The best way to stop it is to appeal to those who are not already hard-line militants. Before the US began attacking every village in the mid-east, there was actually progress in that direction.

>>13438435
Ah, I remember all the adspam that generated that gem.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:04:54 2015 No.13438450 >You will never be a mighty human ruler who joins forces with MGs to unify the world

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:05:17 2015 No.13438451 >>13438444 >You started it. No, I'm just a third guy butting in.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:05:40 2015 No.13438452 >>13438439 >All the petty vengeful shit the lilims do in KC land for their own amusement Sure they do buddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:05:49 2015 No.13438454 File: 49 KB, 182x199, 1409007747226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13438444

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:06:07 2015 No.13438455 >>13438441 Well I guess that if you like to self insert as a gary stu you can go for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:06:38 2015 No.13438458 >>13438444 Oh. Well alright. >>13438454 Hey, don't meme me just because I'm more euphoric than you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:06:57 2015 No.13438460 File: 720 KB, 1024x768, Our Glorious Leader.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13438450 You're right, because any human ruler that needs the help of MGs isn't mighty at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:09:27 2015 No.13438467 >>13438441 *get what you want

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:09:43 2015 No.13438468 >>13438409 And suddenly I'm reminded of a nightmare I had... >A kiki so terrified of being assaulted by her master, she cowers in a corner and strips on reflex while rambling "Don't hurt me, please." over and over again..

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:10:03 2015 No.13438470 File: 238 KB, 1876x1080, Mighty_King_loses_his_Kejourou_Daugtheru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13438450 Stop making me sad, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:10:18 2015 No.13438471 >>13438458 >>13438451 I linked myself when I meant to link you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:11:18 2015 No.13438477 >>13438460 Go back to /tg/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:11:54 2015 No.13438481 >>13438455 Normal guy, raging mushrooms, moth dust, the rest. Mamono Mana making her suit his tastes. If he wants an obedient hellhound who'll bring him the paper and blow him while he reads it, that's what he'll get.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:12:04 2015 No.13438482 >>13438460 Can the God Emperor of Mankind defeat the Demon Lord? POWERLEVEL FIGHT

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:13:26 2015 No.13438490 File: 32 KB, 409x393, sensiblechuckle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13438477 >Implying half this thread isn't mad up of /tg/ browsers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:13:40 2015 No.13438492 >>13438481 I guess I don't understand why you'd want a hellhound for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:13:47 2015 No.13438493 >>13438482 >Bitch eternally fucking in her bedroom >vs >Corpse eternally sitting on a throne Tough call.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:14:12 2015 No.13438497 >>13438468 This post made me what, then I read who you were replying to and it made sense. >Monsters not wanting to get raped I think we just found the ultimate weapon against them: Comedy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:15:06 2015 No.13438501 >>13438482 Well, neither of them do anything, and they leave all their work up to their kids at this point. It's hard to say.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:15:19 2015 No.13438504 >>13438481 I thought demonic energy changed body types, not personalities.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:15:20 2015 No.13438505 >>13438481 I see you still haven't got good, convenience-kun.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:16:07 2015 No.13438508 >>13438490 Explains why if you say anything bad about /tg/ 40 manchildren will argue with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:16:14 2015 No.13438509 >>13438468 Are we talking about a kiki who was treated that way by a former master? Because that requires hugs and shushes and head pats.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:16:56 2015 No.13438512 >>13438504 Falls under KC's brainwashing 'you secretly wish to be the best waifu/husbando so you change completely for them' clause.

Anonymous Tue May 5 23:18:19 2015 No.13438519

>>13438504
Uh, ushi oni, werewolf and lesser succubus anyone?

>>13438505
Let me guess, you're one of those faggots who wants to "earn" his waifu, as is chasing after 3D. News flash, the point of waifus is getting your ideal without any bullshit or drawbacks, and nobody cares what you think Dark Souls kun.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:18:44 2015 No.13438523 >>13438512 >You change >For them Oh well, either way, it ends happily for both parties, so who cares about this argument?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:19:25 2015 No.13438525 >>13438508 Only manchild I see here is you, whining about some of the oldest members of these threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:20:01 2015 No.13438527 >>13438512 So it works both ways

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:20:10 2015 No.13438528 >>13438519 >you're one of those faggots who wants to "earn" his waifu Not him, but I don't see a problem with wanting that for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:20:25 2015 No.13438530 >>13438523 Anybody that values their sense of self really.

Anonymous Tue May 5 23:20:34 2015 No.13438531

>>13438512
>'you secretly wish to be the best waifu/husbando so you change completely for them'
Not him but on a scale of submission, from sum to dom, if a hellhound is like 90 by their nature of indomitable beasts not even gods can tame, and you're a 20 based on your race despite how gary stu you think you are, isn't it easier for demonic energy to bring you down to 0sub from 20 than a helhound down from 90?

>>13438519
What is she pops a "negate all this dumbass's bullshit" pill. Then what, convenience-kun? Why didn't you just naturally git gud? I warned you, man. I warned you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:21:01 2015 No.13438534 >>13438525 Stop proving the points of shitposters Anon, it doesn't look good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:21:07 2015 No.13438535 >>13438525 See? One popped up. Next you'll tell me you were an active member in these threads in 2006 and how you made numerous weekend threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:22:22 2015 No.13438537 >>13438530 As long as you keep your sense of self whilst you undergo the transformation which is more than likely, since it's probably going to be a small gradual change you barely notice, and you're fine with it, what difference does it make?

Anonymous Tue May 5 23:23:50 2015 No.13438542
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>>13438519
>News flash, the point of waifus is getting your ideal without any bullshit or drawbacks

I disagree. A waifu is someone that fits your ideals, or close to them. They just happen to be 2D. Having your love handed to you on a plate makes it rather dull and uninspired. Not that you have to chase her for years and try to win her over, but the idea of getting closer over time as friends and then making that fateful leap to lovers strikes me as very intimate.

It's not like two people who randomly decide to 'go out' and do their best to hide their true natures from each other, instead projecting what they feel the other wants or expects. No, you already know each other. Your hobbies, interests, habits, and you still love each other despite, or because of, those little things that make each of you an individual.

>>13438530
But it's alright for someone to change completely for you? Anon, 'change' doesn't mean losing yourself. It means adapting. From the small things, like maybe working out more for you waifu, to larger, such as fitting into her way of doing things, change is key to a long and successful relationship with your waifu.

Well, that's just my opinion on things, anyways.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:24:29 2015 No.13438544 >>13438481 Mushroom only works if she accepts it. Mamono mana will also change you to suit your waifu's taste as well. Nice try though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:25:42 2015 No.13438548 >>13438542 This guy knows a thing or two.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:26:11 2015 No.13438551 >>13438542 You. I like you.

Anonymous Tue May 5 23:27:08 2015 No.13438555

>>13438528
I'm not saying it's bad in an of itself, I'm telling the guy, "fuck off with waving your try hard bullshit in people's faces".

You 're somehow a bad husband because you didn't drag your dick through 500 yards of razors and lemon juice to end up with your waifu.

Anonymous Tue May 5 23:27:55 2015 No.13438557

>>13438537
Because it's forced magic. There's no choice in the matter. It happens with the Sabbath with lolis and even with all the regular entries on monsters about how the more you bang them the more your mind breaks down to find every part of them irresistible.

That habit your wife has of picking her nose in public? Her nasty morning breath? All of that eventually makes you rock hard while both your bodies and minds change in weird ways.

It's basically like the real life slow process of losing your mind. You can't tell me that's not fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:28:55 2015 No.13438562 >>13438555 >You 're somehow a bad husband because you didn't drag your dick through 500 yards of razors and lemon juice to end up with your waifu. I don't think that's what he was trying to convey. I don't THINK....

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:32:12 2015 No.13438570 File: 25 KB, 712x497, Cait_Sith_gets_what_she_was_looking_for.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13438435 I had to.

Anonymous Tue May 5 23:32:21 2015 No.13438572

>>13438555
>tryhard
Except I never said that. I just said get good. That can mean as much as interacting with her confidently without having to resort to a raging mushroom and a bag of tricks to get your intent across, you were the one who projected some kind of herculean feat onto it. What if she pops a raging mushroom, too?

Also, a Helhound will straight up lie down on her back and let you tire yourself out. Even if you pound her insensate for three days straight, on the fourth, she'll look at you as you slump over her about to fall asleep and smirk smugly saying "What, you don't think this is over, do you?" And fuck you raw for a week longer. Those mushrooms only work for so long and the dust will effect you too, it's like throwing a smoke bomb of fuck fumes. You think it won't effect you, too?

And this diverts majorly from the point, the guy wanted a sub helhound to fetch his newspapers. Which doesn't work the the points I listed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:34:52 2015 No.13438581 >>13438570 lel

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:35:00 2015 No.13438582 >>13438570 10/10, I came on my cat to this picture of cum on a Cait Sith.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:35:31 2015 No.13438584 >>13438570 Is that supposed to be Ganon? From the CD-i classics?

Anonymous Tue May 5 23:36:19 2015 No.13438585
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>>13438544
>if she's ready to accept your energy

i.e., to have sex with you, if she's wiling, which she is, since she would try to rape you, you can turn the tables and rape her. The mushroom doesn't work if she's married, or if she's not in the mood lol r has her heart set on someone else/not interested in you. Try harder autist.

>>13438542
>>13438572

Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:37:19 2015 No.13438586 >>13438572 >I said this but I meant... And don't use GIT GUD if you don't understand all it implies.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:37:59 2015 No.13438589 >>13438570 My ribs hurt from laughing so hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:38:02 2015 No.13438590 >>13438585 >that caption I mean, I like the pic, but she doesn't seem to be in any kind of pose that demonstrates apathy or lax attitude.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:40:24 2015 No.13438594 >>13438570 That is really funny. Good shit, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:42:28 2015 No.13438601 >>13438585 So basically you read what you want to read

Anonymous Tue May 5 23:42:30 2015 No.13438602

>>13438585
>Waa, I want, I want
Whatever man, excuse other people for not wanting convenient vendingmachine whores. All I did was call you out and tell you to get better. You seem kind of mad and confronted with that.

>>13438586
It implies that you overcome adversity by simply being better. I don't browse /v/ so I don't know what else you've added to the term.

Anonymous Tue May 5 23:42:30 2015 No.13438603

>>13438584
Long before captcha was in place, 4chan got attacked by some spambots that'd post 3dpd porn in places like /a/ and respond to itself with shit like 'Thanks OP 10/10 I came!'

Anons eventually began to reply to the spam in their own nonsensical ways, including things like "Thanks OP I came on cat she hiss at penis."

Or "Thanks OP I came so hard my dick ripped open and wasps flew out and stung my mother 11/10."

Lots of quick MSpaint doodles were done, but sadly, I lost them all when one of my HDDs went tits up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:43:30 2015 No.13438605 >>13438585 >Not "Guess What >Succubutt" Missed opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:46:24 2015 No.13438619 File: 381 KB, 789x955, 1400291053574.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I-I guess we're lab partners... Huh Anon? Ehehehe..."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:46:27 2015 No.13438620 >>13438603 I see. Damn thing still looks like Ganon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:47:11 2015 No.13438623 >>13438305 >Wanting to turn 3 species into the fucking same. So intelligent of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:47:36 2015 No.13438625 What if I offered my humanity to the Fallen God in exchange for her blessing, turning into a mindless, insatiable beast that can't think of anything beyond violating a hellhound literally forever?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:48:28 2015 No.13438631 >>13438619 Oh great, I'm stuck with nerdbird. At least I'll get a good grade.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:48:50 2015 No.13438634 >>13438619 >Doing anything without any kind of hands She wouldn't even be able to dress herself, let alone open a book, write, or do, well, anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:48:54 2015 No.13438635 >>13438619 What are you doing in this lab? You don't even have opposable thumbs. I want a new partner.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:48:58 2015 No.13438636 >>13438619 >tfw she fawns over you and tries to make sure you're okay after you stupidly touch the metal ring support that's been heated by way of torch lamp with your goddamn bare hands Yes, I did do stupid shit in high school, wanna fight about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:49:12 2015 No.13438638 >>13438625 Does a blessing from a god make you better than said god? If so, yes, you're then technically qualified to dominate a helhound. But then why not just fuck the fallen God for all eternity. She'd feel great.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:49:27 2015 No.13438640 >>13438623 All shall be moe. All shall be blob. Pick your own flame decals and body types. Behold, the waifu version of build-a-bear.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:49:30 2015 No.13438641 >>13438619 I guess you can tell me what I need to do since you don't have hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:50:34 2015 No.13438644 >>13438625 >Dark priestess puts on a pair of dog ears >You fuck her in Pandemonium forever

Anonymous Tue May 5 23:50:47 2015 No.13438647
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>>13438620
I miss those pre-captcha days. How many years has it been now? four? five?

And now, instead of simple words, I'm matching pictures of cakes like a three year old. And getting most of them wrong because I can't fucking tell what's going on in most of the thumbnails.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:50:58 2015 No.13438648 >>13438619 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZVdR19E5mU

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:51:21 2015 No.13438651 >>13438625 You will end as mindbroken as her. That's how the Fallen God goes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:51:28 2015 No.13438652 File: 265 KB, 850x935, 9abc6a2205bebb15a9f93e860558c053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13438619 >Meanwhile, across the classroom... >"I guess we're lab partners... Huh Anon? Ehehehe~..."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:51:51 2015 No.13438653 >>13438619 I just wanna pinch her cheeks and declare my love for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:52:36 2015 No.13438657 >>13438652 >"Hay Anon, you're a wrestling fan right?"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:53:06 2015 No.13438660 >>13438647 >That's not fucking bread, you asshole! THAT'S A FUCKING CUPCAKE!! Yeah, I know what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:53:32 2015 No.13438664 >>13438640 >This is what they want Sad, isn't it? MGE might as well just be a dressup gallery if they were to have their way.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:53:33 2015 No.13438665 >>13438652 How... How old are you? Are you even a student here?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:53:42 2015 No.13438666 >>13438623 >Implying domestication means they would act in the same way. >Implying members of the same species react in the same manner.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:54:42 2015 No.13438674 >>13438657 >>13438665 >After school, she proceeds to drag you into the gym storeroom, way in the back.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:54:51 2015 No.13438675 >>13438619 I want to be partners......in bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:55:30 2015 No.13438677 >>13438652 Please ma'am, you're too old to be my lab partner, I just want to go home please.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:56:12 2015 No.13438680 >>13438665 She got held back a year or two. Mostly for quote-unquote "misconduct", and quote-unquote, "blowing up the school lab."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:56:21 2015 No.13438683 >>13438677 >>13438665 Have you people never heard of college?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:56:31 2015 No.13438684 >>13438652 I'm scared and I want my mommy!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:57:10 2015 No.13438686 >>13438666 Go back to hell satan, and take your shit taste with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:57:37 2015 No.13438689 File: 29 KB, 258x318, 1399436849997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13438684 She'll be your mommy.

Anonymous Tue May 5 23:57:59 2015 No.13438692

>>13438665
>MILF Apophis hears that her daughter has anon as her lab partner
>the same anon who lives down the street
>who she makes cut her yard, clean her pool and other maintenance around the house
>all the while he's shirtless
> she pays extra
>the next day her daughter is apparently "sick"
>decides she "looks young enough"
>goes to school to be anons lab partner
>everyone is weirded out except the staff
>she paid them off to play along

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:59:31 2015 No.13438699 >>13438644 Does she also wear a collar and bark like a dog?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:00:51 2015 No.13438702 Grapesnake a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:01:04 2015 No.13438703 >>13438631 >>13438648 What's wrong with nerd harpies? They're great fun to tease.

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:01:08 2015 No.13438704

>>13438602
>I don't browse /v/

Case in point, big mouth. Git Gud, on top of, in rare occasions, telling other player to practice and get better, implies inferiority and incompetence in the person it is directed at.

Souls games give players freedom to play as they want, in spite of the difficulty. It is possile for a LV1 player to beat the game legit, when 90 of enemies and all bosses can one shot you, it's a proof of skill. Some take this further, like in Dark Souls, some players do a LV1 run, wearing an item called eh calamity ring. It has no use outside of making the wearer take double damage, so even a lowly first area enemy can fucking kill you now. Or beating already hard bosses, with weapon types, or attributes that do poorly against them, among other self imposed challenges.

In short, GIT GUD means, "fuck you, I'm better than you, you'll never be as awesome as me". So when you say GIT GUD getting your waifu, you ARE implying doing inordinately difficult things to get her, stupid.

>Whatever man, excuse other people for not wanting convenient vendingmachine whores.All I did was call you out and tell you to get better. You seem kind of mad and confronted with that.

"MOM, HE'S NOT GETTING A WAIFU THE WAY I WANT HIM TO! HE'S MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY IMAGINED SCENARIO WHERE I SAVE HER THIIRTY FACELESS NIGGERS, WHILE NURSING TWO BROKEN ARMS AND A CRUSHED EYEBALL! MAKE HIM STOP!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:01:46 2015 No.13438706 >>13438666 >domestication >Treating monstergirls like pets Thanks but no thanks.

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:02:57 2015 No.13438709

>>13438692
>"Haa.... Haa.... Anon, I got you a drink, are you thirsty?~"
>She gives you a can of soda. There's suspicious looking holes punched into the opening, facing inwards.
"Oh, uh... No it's okay, you have it."
>This wouldn't be the first time she tried to daterape you that day.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:03:04 2015 No.13438710 >A Grapesnake will never try to sell you her illegal potions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KCAGzNv_QI

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:03:11 2015 No.13438711 >>13438699 Yes. She'll woof. She'll wan. She'll wag her spade tail like a lost puppy. She'll do whatever you want. Just don't stop dicking or you'll make her cry.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:03:13 2015 No.13438712 I want to marry MILFpophis! Or Fatpophis! Both xpophis are great! I love grapes!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:04:08 2015 No.13438715 >>13438692 Jokes on her I've been dating her daughter in secret, she thought something like this might happen so she told me her mothers weakness. I will not cheat of her with her own mother.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:04:10 2015 No.13438717 >>13438619 Damn right, glasses, we gon' show them weak ass bitch mo'fuggas who da smartest bird girl 'round. So, what we cookin' t'day?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:05:01 2015 No.13438720 >>13438715 It's not cheating if it's a threesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:05:39 2015 No.13438722 >>13438710 Apophis drug dealers are now a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:05:55 2015 No.13438724 >>13438720 >thread immediately jumps to harem route Every time

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:06:25 2015 No.13438726 >>13438720 I'm not interested in one. I am going to have a fucking story book romance with my childhood friend grapesnake.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:06:37 2015 No.13438728 >>13438724 And that's bad?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:07:24 2015 No.13438730 >>13438726 And have her mother try and seduce you at every step only to comically fail?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:07:53 2015 No.13438732 >>13438728 I've never understood the obsession with harems. It's pure selfishness and power fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:08:55 2015 No.13438734 >>13438726 Fine then, I'll take her mother. Enjoy your shitty cheap one, I'll enjoy the original.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:09:01 2015 No.13438735 >>13438728 Why don't you take a wild guess you greedy bum.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:10:02 2015 No.13438739 File: 266 KB, 2148x2000, 1398135737987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13438726 Always.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:10:15 2015 No.13438741 >>13438730 Yes. Every time she tries to force me I just grab her ear and pull. It makes her freeze up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:11:06 2015 No.13438746 >>13438741 >She eventually gets used to it >Pulling her ear will somehow make her hornier

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:11:44 2015 No.13438748 >>13438732 >>13438735 Not him, but you guys are a bunch of fuckin goody-twoshoes. Who gives a shit what people's fantasies are?

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:12:38 2015 No.13438754

>>13438722
>"What's that? You need your fix but you don't have the money? What a shame."
>"But since I'm such a nice girl, I'll help you.
>"You see, a friend of mine is looking for workers, and the pay is real good. What's it's about? Just providing companionship to lonely girls. I'm sure a handsome virile young man such as yourself will find it very enjoyable."

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:13:06 2015 No.13438755

>>13438704
>implies inferiority and incompetence in the person it is directed at.

Well yeah, hence what I said earlier. The term implies simply becoming less inferior and more competent. It's a term to tease the scrubs, who might come to you for legit advice. Anything else is just bullshit trappings from /v/, and not something I care to pay attention to, sperg however you may.
>"MOM, HE'S NOT GETTING A WAIFU THE WAY I WANT HIM TO! HE'S MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY IMAGINED SCENARIO WHERE I SAVE HER THIIRTY FACELESS NIGGERS, WHILE NURSING TWO BROKEN ARMS AND A CRUSHED EYEBALL! MAKE HIM STOP!"

Not that I really need to tell you to do that though, you're managing fine on your own. Look you're entirely right. The setting makes you entitled to your waifu without having to work for it, without having to give anything in return. It caters to selfish manchildren who want things just because they want them, and damn the consequences.

It just rubs me the wrong way seeing that though, as I personally want more, but I admit I was in the wrong for calling you out on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:13:37 2015 No.13438758 >>13438724 Does bigamy even count as harem? I prefer monogamy but I wouldn't mind having 2 waifus. More than 2 is a no.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:13:51 2015 No.13438761 >>13438748 The guys hating on harems care because others are liking things they don't like.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:13:56 2015 No.13438762 >>13438732 >Implying harems are pure selfishness and power fantasies. There's literally nothing inherently wrong with harems.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:14:51 2015 No.13438767 >>13438758 I always thought a Harem was 3 or more. 3 Is a good number.

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:14:55 2015 No.13438770

>>13438730
no we need to go deeper, I'm talking dense MC childhood friend
>go to Apophis friends house
>she's just laying in her bed naked
>put a blanket over her she must be cold
AND
>over at Apophis' house
>only she's not there her mother is
>get told to take off my pants so I can eat bacon
>everything went better than expected

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:15:37 2015 No.13438775

>>13438754
Next thing you know, you screw up one time and she tail slaps you. She then goes on about how you're her number one man, but how you gotta stop pissing her off so much.

It's time to get a different Apophis to love, bro.
That, or a Shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:16:00 2015 No.13438779 >>13438748 When almost every story here that has a chance for different romances gets crammed into harem route every time, it's pretty damn dull. >So if you had to choose A or B or C >GIVE ME ALL OF THE ABOVE YOU FAGGOT!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:16:09 2015 No.13438781 >>13438762 That's what they are. If you'd like to make an argument elsewise, I'm willing to hold a discussion on the matter.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:16:30 2015 No.13438782 >>13438762 Not him, but I don't like sharing. If I've got something to take, I'd rather just give it away. The heart and love for example. I'd rather give one waifu my whole heart than have to split it in two and try and share it equally.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:17:25 2015 No.13438784 >>13438758 If you want to get technical, a harem is a part of your house where you keep your spare wives. Otherwise, it's just more than one wife/mistress.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:17:46 2015 No.13438786 >>13438779 Then write your own instead of complaining like a fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:18:16 2015 No.13438788 >>13438767 From my experience with my dakis It's impossible to cuddle with more then 3 at once, two is the ideal number I find. With 3 one generally falls off the bed.

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:20:59 2015 No.13438800

I want to pure kind loving sexual intercourse for the purpose of procreation with the milf Apophis, grabbing tightly to her health as she coils around me injecting me with venom, and we go at it for hours, all while her daughter watches pitifully and can do nothing but masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:22:16 2015 No.13438802 >>13438786 As opposed to you whining until you get your every girl end every time like a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:23:18 2015 No.13438806 >>13438800 I want that, expect switch the positions of the mother and daughter. Also with the mother shouting pointers while masturbating to make sure we're "doing it right"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:23:48 2015 No.13438810 So what does /mgg/ think of Gokicha again?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:24:07 2015 No.13438812 >>13438802 Better than actively complaining about redundant shit like you are.

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:24:56 2015 No.13438814

>>13438786
>Don't confront me! I'm happy in my sandbox where everything just comes to me, simply because I want it to
>Where I don't have to strive, where I don't have to think
>Where I don't have to consider my consequences
>Don't pretend you're better than me, just fuck off and do your own thing if you're going to present conflict!

Not him, but you're not wrong I guess. Still, it's ironic that you sit alone in your personal hugbox with a thick blanket of immature security wrapped around your shoulders, and yet claim to want to do things like dominate a hellhound. You're like a child. Despite what you say what you really want and need is a nice monstergirl to mum-dom you and let you continue your immature fantasies, as she replaces your blanket. It's comfy, so I don't blame you for wanting that.

>inb4 strawman I know.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:25:30 2015 No.13438816 >>13438802 No, I actually do write about my MG fantasies. I'm definitely not the best writer, but at least I actually put in effort.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:25:58 2015 No.13438819 How do you prefer your orcs: short, dark, and mean spirited? Tall, green, injuns? Or big green soccer hooligans?

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:26:11 2015 No.13438820

>>13438781
There's no discussion to have. There's nothing inherently wrong with polygynous relationships. That's a fact.

>>13438782
That's implies that your heart, or your 'love' is a scarce resource that you can only give so much of.
If that were the case for everyone, then no one would be able to give their full love to every single one of their children, familiars, and romantic partner(s), which many people are perfectly capable of doing.
Love isn't a physical resource you can run out of; time and money are, which are things many people base their relationships around and the reason why these fail.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:27:18 2015 No.13438822 >>13438820 Love expressed is a factor of attention and time and both those things are limited and unequal.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:27:36 2015 No.13438824 >>13438775 B-But she does love you, its just that sometimes she cant control herself. She promised to be better woman, so she means it, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:28:38 2015 No.13438831 >>13438824 Anon, you can't keep doing this to yourself. Another grapesnake will love you. But not this one. Not this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:29:45 2015 No.13438835 >>13438822 Not if you're a MGE immortal incubus.

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:30:11 2015 No.13438836

>>13438820
Those are different kinds of love, and very few people love all of their family equally. I sure as fuck don't. I have pets I love more than others too, and I have friends I love more than others. What I consider Love to be is selfish, it demands that you take all of it and it demands that it takes all of you, and when anything more than one comes into play it becomes inherently unbalanced.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:30:50 2015 No.13438838 >>13438806 I hate snakes, but that sounds pretty cool to me.

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:30:53 2015 No.13438839

>>13438800
>>13438806
>You and your best bro of equal age will never marry on the same day
>One of you marries your childhood Apophis friend while the other marries her mother
>You will never have to call your old friend "Dad"
>You will never have orgies to see who can fuck their Apophis better

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:30:56 2015 No.13438840 >>13438835 >MGE costanza.jpg

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:31:13 2015 No.13438841

>>13438820
>There's no discussion to have. There's nothing inherently wrong with polygynous relationships. That's a fact.

Considering you have someone with a differing viewpoint - yes, there is discussion to be had. You have your view, I have mine. I'd just like to find out why you think the way you do. It is not a fact because you think it to be so.

>If that were the case for everyone, then no one would be able to give their full love to every single one of their children, familiars, and romantic partner(s), which many people are perfectly capable of doing.

Actually, anon. No matter what anyone says, there's always someone they love more. You can search your own feelings and discover it's true. This is true of family, friends, lovers, pets - it goes on. In relation to a harem, there is always the favorite in a group of concubines.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:31:21 2015 No.13438842 >>13438831 But I can't leave her! I love her!

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:31:37 2015 No.13438843

>>13438816
So do I. Doesn't mean that saying threads always gunning for the harem option when it's not even presented as an option isn't legitimate, and that it doesn't kill the hell out of overall story variety.

For what? Greed and indecisiveness? You never even get decent harem interrelationships out of the deal.

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:32:12 2015 No.13438846

>You will never live in the wild west, in a small village with your aunt and uncle
>You will never be forced to give what little crops and food your village grows to the Goblins and Hobgoblins who raid your village every month or so
>You will never be the lone young man who raids their secret home from the inside-out, driving off the Hobgoblin from your town

Alternatively, coming to an agreement where she and her crew are allowed to live in the town if they stop stealing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:33:01 2015 No.13438851 File: 1.41 MB, 818x1157, 1427447131605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436380 I think it's been established already that Alp is a slut for Black Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:33:31 2015 No.13438853 >>13438835 >I love you just as much as all the rest honey, and I promise I'll find some time for a day with just the two of us in a century or two I can't see that working well.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:34:08 2015 No.13438855 >>13438841 He'll never admit it. Because that requires that he actually think and reflect upon his own feelings and their consequences. Which goes against haremfags who want everything and want it their way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:34:40 2015 No.13438858 File: 203 KB, 1000x1000, I wish I had a pic of a crying Wurm right about now.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13438842 Dammit, anon, how many more times are you gonna let her hurt you!? It's not right!

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:35:58 2015 No.13438862

>>13438814
I mean, you aren't completely wrong, and I'm not too sure how to respond to this. I am very isolated, and I am very comfortable in my isolation. I get out when I want/need to, but not much more. I am aware that I should probably get out more. It's not something I usually like to admit, but it's something I try to work on. Sometimes I'm not alway conscious of it. Confrontation is fucking terrifying to me. Sitting in my fantasy world is one of my major fantasies, and that's what I come here to discuss. I'm not the one who wants to dominate hellhounds, though I wouldn't be opposed to a gentle dom.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:36:05 2015 No.13438863 >>13438846 >All of them decide to live in your house Well, what now?.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:36:59 2015 No.13438865 >>13438858 She just needs a loving pillar of stability in her life to send her straight. It would be selfish to leave her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:37:50 2015 No.13438868 >>13438863 Well, first, I'm gonna need to get a different place to live in that town. Because if I'm gonna end up having to shag 15+ goblins and 1 Hobgoblin anyway, I'm not doing it in their house.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:37:59 2015 No.13438869 >>13436930 Someone post the handjob pic of her, I lost it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:39:11 2015 No.13438875 >>13438865 ...All I can say to that is at least you have insurance. If she ever pulls a knife on you, that Wurm is gonna go ballistic on her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:39:59 2015 No.13438878 >>13438846 >A greedy dragon railway baron tries to force everyone out of your town in order to get the land >You have to team up with the gang to drive them away

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:41:18 2015 No.13438883 >>13438878 Do I get to play the harmonica?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:41:47 2015 No.13438886 >>13438883 If you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:42:07 2015 No.13438888 >>13438858 Wurms are bad for you anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:42:15 2015 No.13438889 >>13438883 Only once. And not too long. And you have to keep it down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:42:16 2015 No.13438890 >>13438878 >Her army of Coolie hat wearing Panda girls drives you off

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:43:25 2015 No.13438895 >>13438888 No, no. Worms are bad for you. Wurms are cuddly and can protect you from all harm. Learn the difference. It could save you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:43:29 2015 No.13438896 >>13438886 >>13438889 Just once? Here goes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6BQKFs3-VM

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:43:31 2015 No.13438897 >>13438886 Can I make the law around here, Gringo?

Anonymous Wed May 6 00:44:20 2015 No.13438901

>>13438841
>>13438836
>Those are different kinds of love
Not really. You simply have a romantic interest in your partner, which makes the love you give to her feel different like the love you give to your child.
The affectional responses are the same, but the relationship implies different standards.

>and very few people love all of their family equally.
>No matter what anyone says, there's always someone they love more.
See I never said you couldn't love someone more than others. I said love isn't something you can run out of, you will always have more to have as long as you have someone to give it to.

Love isn't a magical emotional frontier where you suddenly feel like marrying someone. It's an accumulation of affection towards a person or an object without a clear beginning or end.

The reason why polygamous relationships tend not wo work with humans is because humans are inherently jealous on a instinctual level and look to monopolize their partners because of evolution compels them to.
Monster girls and Incubus are not human, and do not necessarily share these jealous urges, probably taken away by the Demon Lord.

Just see in the animal kingdom and you will find species with perfectly working polygamous relationships.

>>13438853
That implies that wives are incapable of interacting with each other.

>>13438855
Nice strawman, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:44:34 2015 No.13438902 >>13438883 Better. You can whistle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbiEH5DMx78

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:46:47 2015 No.13438910 >>13438901 >That implies that wives are incapable of interacting with each other. No. It just implies you keep having kids and/or accumulating wives/mistresses. You live forever. Learn some basic calc knigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:51:13 2015 No.13438915 >>13438910 Being an immortal incubus doesn't imply you will keep on marrying or having children forever. Learn some basic Logical Reasoning. It doesn't even imply you will invariably exist forever, if you're talking biological immortality.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:54:10 2015 No.13438924 >>13438915 >Logical Reasoning >In Monstergirlkistan Hah

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:54:59 2015 No.13438928 >>13438915 But if love is limitless, and your life is limitless, then they must increase in-perpetuity. Somebody else can do the mathematical proof if they want. I'm going to bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:01:34 2015 No.13438941 >>13438924 What's Monstergirlkistan like? Are Human Boys forced to wear ceremonial garb and only let their wife and child see their skin?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:03:18 2015 No.13438945 >>13438941 No, is cruel! In Monstergirlkistan we have many hobby! Tennis, ping-pong, and rape!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:03:35 2015 No.13438947 >>13438839 >going to poundtown on your Apophis waifu >hear a bell go off >slide off her >walk into the hallway >high five your buddy coming out of your waifus moms room >walk in her moms room >go to poundtown on her mother

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:04:03 2015 No.13438948 >>13438941 Anything else would be Halal.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:04:06 2015 No.13438949 >>13438941 Human man suicide bombers

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:07:27 2015 No.13438960 >>13438949 >Human man suicide bombers I think the DL would purge them before the Order even had a chance.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:07:48 2015 No.13438961 File: 385 KB, 912x762, 1430888868434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13438810 I love her. I would keep her as a desk companion and give her lots of food to eat if only I could see her True Loliform

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:11:15 2015 No.13438975 >>13438941 It's certainly better than Assholia where the only redeeming feature is Murderhobo Lake.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:20:45 2015 No.13438995 >>13438975 What's so great about Murderhobo Lake?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:22:28 2015 No.13439000 >>13438995 It's the only place in Assholia not infested by giant blood-sucking ticks the size of Dire Bears.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:23:28 2015 No.13439004 >>13439000 Screw that, I'm climbing Mount Douchebag.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:24:25 2015 No.13439007 >>13439004 Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:27:27 2015 No.13439017 >>13439007 To get to the other side?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:28:17 2015 No.13439020 >>13439017 To envelop the mountain. To embrace the mountain. To hold the mountain. Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain... because he is in love.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:29:31 2015 No.13439024 >>13439020 With a geographical land feature? Sounds kind of crazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:30:28 2015 No.13439027 >>13439024 Just learn from his wisdom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:40:02 2015 No.13439058 >>13431522 I did not, mind sharing?

Anonymous Wed May 6 01:46:59 2015 No.13439084

>>13439058
Here you are anon.

Jabberwocky first! http://a.pomf.se/ajexoc.png
And the rest if you so care.
http://a.pomf.se/fukxbj.png (Lewd Cover)
http://a.pomf.se/hefoia.png (March Hare)
http://a.pomf.se/lleprl.png (Dormouse)
http://a.pomf.se/mixzrp.png (Cheshire)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:48:48 2015 No.13439092 >>13437620 >Only going to bang monster pussy in FE as Avatar >Dragon Pussy appears and immediately go after it Lunatic Casual run I'll definitely go after Rabbit pussy though. Then I guess I'll have have my main man Frederick slay some dragon pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:48:49 2015 No.13439093 >>13439058 You're the Jabberwock obsessed anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:51:09 2015 No.13439101 >>13439084 >licking you with the weird mouths nooo kenkou why

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:52:25 2015 No.13439105 >>13439101 yeah Monster Girls shouldn't use their monster parts it must be vanilla sex only

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:52:26 2015 No.13439106 >>13439084 >THAT MARCH HARE MY DICK IS DIAMONDS FOR THAT FLUFF.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:53:05 2015 No.13439110 >>13439084 Does Jabberwock have the biggest, meatiest claws in MGE?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:53:08 2015 No.13439111 >>13439101 You can't love the Jabber if you don't love the wockies.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:54:39 2015 No.13439115 File: 246 KB, 1024x1563, I like MGs like I like my beer, Cold and Tall.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439101 This Alp I swear to god...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:55:22 2015 No.13439116 >>13439106 Yeah, man. That single image made me want to see some more of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:59:05 2015 No.13439119 >>13439084 Oh wow those are bad. Just as I expected.

Anonymous Wed May 6 01:59:05 2015 No.13439120

>>13438862
Shit, I expected you to get angry and yell back at me. Now I'm not too sure how to respond. I guess ultimately that's what the setting is for, it just irritates those who want more from it, and when it comes to satisfying one party, the other generally loses out. I guess its another scenario of different strokes for different folks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:59:27 2015 No.13439123 >>13439106 Wait, how is the guy even fucking her from behind in that picture? All the fur seems to be in the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:00:31 2015 No.13439126 >>13439105 >>13439111 >>13439115 At least she keeps them away from your dick... right?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:01:20 2015 No.13439128 >>13439126 She holds you from behind cuddling you while one sucks you off, they're perfect and if you insult them you'll have to go through me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:01:44 2015 No.13439129 >>13439123 >Fluffy intercrueal doggy style with march hare

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:01:45 2015 No.13439130 >>13439101 KC and the Japanese fans aren't very vanilla

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:02:13 2015 No.13439132 >>13438895 Can Wurms protect me from bullets? Or hurt feelings? Or a broken heart?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:04:31 2015 No.13439137 >>13439130 >KC >not very vanilla Excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:04:51 2015 No.13439138 >>13439132 She'll shield you from them herself. Her scales are 40% Draconite. Her bright smile can make you forget about hurt feelings. She'll give you hers. If you let her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:06:10 2015 No.13439143 >>13439132 All you need to tell her is that you're sad, and she'll be hugging/cuddling/petting you in seconds. A mind like hers wants to make you as happy as you make her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:06:44 2015 No.13439146 >>13439126 hahahaha no

Anonymous Wed May 6 02:06:50 2015 No.13439147

>>13438901
>Not really.
No, there are actually different kinds of love. The greeks knew it, every one knows it.

>See I never said you couldn't love someone more than others
So it's unequal and some one will always have to be secondary.

>Just see in the animal kingdom and you will find species with perfectly working polygamous relationships.
No there aren't. There are just males breeding females. The more complex the capacity for an actual relationship, the more monogamous couples you see. You see monogamy just as often is not more so in the wild.

>Monster girls and Incubus are not human, and do not necessarily share these jealous urges
Except they do. Even when you come across harems or those with more than one waifu, they are jealous about it and compete against eachother. But really lets not inject anything of actual substance. KCs world is a contradictory piece of shit, and not one to explore complex interactions. There's girl rapes boy and the buck stops there.

Anonymous Wed May 6 02:08:08 2015 No.13439149

>>13439138
>You'll never have a Wurm childhood friend
>You'll never not show interest in her even though she is obviously interested in you
>She will never watch from afar as you get your heart broken time and again by less perfect MGs
>She'll never be there to console you every time it happens
>You'll never eventually realize the one you were meant to be with was beside you all along

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:08:48 2015 No.13439151 >>13439138 >40% You mean 100%. Probably more like 120% since they are Earth Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:09:22 2015 No.13439153 >>13438901 You ever heard of romantic and platonic love, son?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:09:45 2015 No.13439156 >>13439137 He means in terms of sexing. Japanese seem to be a bit easier on kinky stuff. Also applies to the fact that, while being soild on not adding it to his thing, Kenkou's generally indifferent with futa fan art.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:12:00 2015 No.13439160 >>13439151 No, it's 40. If she bangs on her chest to prove it, you'll see.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:12:05 2015 No.13439162 >>13439111 What's even the deal with those things anyway? Are they basically just tentacles? Do they act on their own like Medusa snakes? Because if it's the latter I'd rather not have them involved

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:13:57 2015 No.13439166 >>13439156 Well it's more like MGE doesn't have kinky shit but KC is fine with people imagining it anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:14:29 2015 No.13439167 >>13439160 Considering that Wurms break boulders with their FACES, I think even their skin could stop bullets.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:23:11 2015 No.13439180 Night Anons, stay cool and don't burn down the thread. Where else would I go if not here?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:29:27 2015 No.13439189 File: 1.23 MB, 724x1023, 48085769_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you handle an angry werewolf? Mind you that trying to treat her like a dog or pet is just going to further piss her off.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:30:25 2015 No.13439194 >>13439189 I put a collar on myself and wan, hoping she finds pity and doesn't bully me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:31:25 2015 No.13439195 >>13439189 Diplomacy Should it fail, attempt sleeper hold untill she settles down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:34:33 2015 No.13439200 >>13439189 I will take her to suplex city until she calms down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:35:21 2015 No.13439202 >>13439189 Don't dogs lick each other to show submission? Then I'll lick her until she calms down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:35:21 2015 No.13439203 >>13439189 Quicksilver bullets and deadly dodging. Once she's good and trounced I tell her to wan if she doesn't want to be put down like the dog she is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:37:01 2015 No.13439210 >>13439194 "ARE YOU MOCKING ME?"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:40:59 2015 No.13439219 >>13439210 That's when I break down crying and show her all the submission I can possibly give and pray

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:41:04 2015 No.13439220 File: 497 KB, 789x853, Hmm yes verily.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hmm. Yes, verily

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:42:22 2015 No.13439225 >>13439210 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:43:23 2015 No.13439226 >>13439220 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:44:13 2015 No.13439228 Are you guys ready for tonight's Dating game? or should i hold off for a while? I don't want this getting old.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:47:16 2015 No.13439233 >>13439228 It doesn't take long for things to get old, but this isn't so bad. I would recommend doing a weeks worth of it, and then taking a break for a bit and coming back to it later. It's been... 4 days so far?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:47:59 2015 No.13439234 >>13439228 I'm ready!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:49:09 2015 No.13439239 >>13439228 Just give me an Onee-san to rape me and protect me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:50:32 2015 No.13439243 >>13439228 There better be a fucking Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:50:42 2015 No.13439245 File: 33 KB, 195x218, NYMQB9A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439226 nothing, just fooling around

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:53:19 2015 No.13439253 >>13439245 >that little doodle Now I want more. You tease.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:53:41 2015 No.13439254 I WANT TO RAM MY DICK OUT THE WINDOW AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:55:02 2015 No.13439256 >>13439228 Sweet, I'm just in time for it. >>13439254 Your new neighbor sees it from her vegetable garden. She's a flying girtabilu.

Anonymous Wed May 6 02:55:04 2015 No.13439257

Welcome to MGC Central Admin entertainment center . we are glad that you came here this evening, we have several ladies you can choose to go out on a date with tonight .
For those of you unfamiliar with mgc central admin dating services, we set up up with eligible Mgs from around the city in hopes you will eventually marry one . however, tonight's choices are difficult to find a companion for , so if you want to back out now and take the consolation prize box you can, if not we shall go on!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:56:12 2015 No.13439264 >>13439257 Lets get dangerous!

Anonymous Wed May 6 02:56:54 2015 No.13439266

>>13439189
Well, I've got a pretty brutal growl on me, so I get just as worked up as her and roar as I strip all my clothes off and run at her, naked and screaming. I'll tank a claw trike or two, but ultimately, I'd tackle her to the ground and drip hot blood all over her, driving her into a frenzy as I angerfuck her in the missionary position for as long as I can before I pass out of exhaustion.

And I mean, maybe that wouldn't solve anything but it would be fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:56:56 2015 No.13439267 >>13439254 Do you want every flying monstergirl in the area to latch onto your dick?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:57:12 2015 No.13439268 File: 228 KB, 550x550, 1415856789947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439189 I handle it like the mailmen of MGC do every day and tame the rabid canine.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:57:19 2015 No.13439269 >>13439257 Go big or go home, I guess.

Anonymous Wed May 6 02:58:48 2015 No.13439273

Option 1:
The scientist Wurm!
This amazing wrum is a very skilled scientist and spends a lot of time doing research and has little time to pursue a social life so she came here tonight in hopes of finding someone to take an intrest in her.
She is smart wise and socially inept , she is awkward and unsure what to say and comes across as being very shy, she needs a man that can help coax her out of her shyness and they will be rewarded with a funny smart intelligent wife that will happy dote on them for years to come.

<Mad sexy scientist Wurm pic>
Cont

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:59:00 2015 No.13439274 >>13439257 Let's do this.

Anonymous Wed May 6 03:03:00 2015 No.13439284

Option 2 :
The Kikimora business woman.
This kikimora is dressed in classy clothing and has her own maid staffing service (kikimora placement service /marriage service).
She broke from the mold of normal Kikimora and decided she liked being in charge and running things so she with the help of several Kikimora opened their own 'placement' service that has becomes rather successful.
She wants to find a man that will treat her like an equal and not expect her to be a 'slave' as she calls it, if you can be a friend and lover to her, you will get some special rewards from her over time.

<Powersuit Kikimora pic>

Anonymous Wed May 6 03:08:31 2015 No.13439296 [SPOILER]

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Option 3:
The ice Queen.
This Yuki-onna is looking for a man who will move with her to one of the more northern MGCs and is willing to live a somewhat remote life with her , she came here to this MGC to find a mate as there are so few of them way up in the arctic regions (yes the arctic) so if you pick this little lady expect to relocate someplace really cold .
She has a large estate and mansion t live in up there. just as we we said, no special man to share it with her..

<TI like this pic>

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:10:51 2015 No.13439302 File: 1.02 MB, 992x1371, 46878225_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What sort of terrible, unspeakable, lewd acts could you tell a Kitsune that you'd do to her tails?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:12:12 2015 No.13439306 >>13439302 "Have fun washing that out."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:13:22 2015 No.13439307 >>13439302 Why would I do lewd things to her tails? The tails are for cuddling and brushing. The rest is for lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:14:57 2015 No.13439310 >>13439302 I'd shave them.

Anonymous Wed May 6 03:15:01 2015 No.13439311

Option 4:
The little one.
This adorable little fox woman is cute and sexy, only problem is , she is exactly;y 42 inches tall, and is a full legal adult.
She is always being accused of being a child and as she only has 1 tail (normal for her species) and bright crimson red fur with the smallest little white spot on her tail tip.
She is energetic somewhat hyper , speaks her mind and very outgoing.
She wants a strong man to take care of her .

<Really cute short fox girl pic>

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:16:14 2015 No.13439313 And lastly, we always need a mystery box, so option 5 is the 'fuck it lets do that' option Time to pick guys!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:16:44 2015 No.13439315 File: 95 KB, 1500x998, 13476432342432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439311 I take the titty fox.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:17:09 2015 No.13439316 >>13439313 Well none of the options appealed to my needs, so the box!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:17:16 2015 No.13439317 >>13439313 Number 3. Number 4 is tempting, but 3 is interesting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:17:18 2015 No.13439318 >>13439311 >A tiny bundle of joy The only downfall is that I'd accidentally treat her like a little sister/daughter than anything else I'll take 20

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:17:23 2015 No.13439319 >>13439311 No contest. The loli-fox for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:17:32 2015 No.13439321 >>13439273 Gonna be eating her out under the table while she tries to work. Her all the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:17:48 2015 No.13439322 >>13439311 I'm going with the fox, just because I like tiny women.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:18:34 2015 No.13439326 >>13439313 I always gamble on the box unless one of the others is perfect.

Anonymous Wed May 6 03:21:05 2015 No.13439328

>>13439296
>>13439311
>TFW already live in Alaska with no GF and have stood out in the evening freeze fantasizing about anthropomorphized cold waifu
Even if I consider fluffy tail to be top tier, this wouldn't be bad at all. Ice landscapes are tremendously beautiful but just too damaging without proper protection.
A waifu that granted natural cold immunity would be wonderful and the picture you used is all sorts of adorable.
Option 3 plz (although I'd jump at fox "loli" if I met her first or some circumstance arose)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:23:06 2015 No.13439333 >>13439296 >>13439311 Ice queen is super tempting, but I have to go with the little fox.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:23:31 2015 No.13439334 >>13439296 >no personality description

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:24:20 2015 No.13439337 >>13439334 Isn't "ice queen" usually one?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:25:22 2015 No.13439338 >>13439189 Hugging.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:25:24 2015 No.13439339 >>13439334 Chill, Anon. She's probably really cold and might chill you to the bone by giving you the cold shoulder But after a while she'll begin to warm up to you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:25:27 2015 No.13439340 File: 3.44 MB, 4101x3297, 48650295_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439307 Anon, you do lewd things with the mofu and cuddle the rest. Or both. >>13439306 I can only imagine the horror of trying wash sexual fluids out of fine fluff.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:25:47 2015 No.13439341 >>13439253 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50231336

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:26:44 2015 No.13439345 >>13439313 The box

Anonymous Wed May 6 03:27:11 2015 No.13439346

>>13439334
>>13439296

Let me add to that, thanks

She is quite the Noble woman, she acts and talks as if she is indeed nobility, she never tells or admits to it, but you sense she may be very high class, she is reserved polite and above all she is very poised and reserved, she never forces anything but gently carefully poises questions to gather more info from you, and seems to enjoy the simpler things in life.

Hope this helps.

mystery box reveal in a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:27:34 2015 No.13439347 >>13439341 thanks mith

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:30:17 2015 No.13439352 File: 590 KB, 1200x1500, touchfluffytail.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pirate won the poll

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:30:34 2015 No.13439353 >>13439346 But does she laugh like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW1QY76d-40 ? It's kind of a deal breaker.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:31:01 2015 No.13439355 >>13439340 I want to cuddle a Kitsune while wrapped in her tails. That would be the most comfortable thing ever man, just imagine it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:32:00 2015 No.13439357 >>13439353 >Ojou-sama laugh >Deal breaker >Not deal maker SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT TASTES THAT SHOULD DIE DIE DIE

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:32:07 2015 No.13439359 >>13439352 'S'at a...Pirate...Hellhound? Well, lovely regardless. I'd serve as her Cabin Boy, mhmm.

Anonymous Wed May 6 03:32:39 2015 No.13439361

The mystery Box
The big surprise!

Since none of the women caught yer interest you thought to meander around the MGC Entertainment center and get your hand grabbed by a large paw....a manticore paw, attached to a very classy dressed manticore .
She is an MGC Administrator from one of the middle eastern MGCs and is visiting this city and asks if you would be her guide while she is here in town.
She is very outspoken, crude and generally silly fun, she seems to like just doing anything that seems fun just to get away from the intense amout of work she does to help run her city.
If you go with her she will ask you to come to her MGC and stay with her for a while and become more than just friends.
No, she is not a sadist, she is actually quite the switch, MGC doesn't permit psychos to work for them (She totally hates the stereotypical Manticore , and will outright say so even to them)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:32:56 2015 No.13439362 >>13439340 Mofu is not for lewd. Unless you want rug burn on your dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:33:17 2015 No.13439363 >>13439352 I don't know what or when this poll was but I'd like to congratulate everyone that voted for this and buy them a few drinks Because god damn

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:33:48 2015 No.13439364 >>13439357 Hey now, don't get all upset. I suppose I worded that poorly, but the existence of that laugh is the deal breaker/maker. She just isn't a noblewoman without it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:34:29 2015 No.13439366 >>13439361 >Manticore Well, I really dodged a bullet there then. Thank god I picked someone else.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:34:35 2015 No.13439367 >>13439352 W-what happened to her footpaws?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:35:16 2015 No.13439370 >>13439367 Don't think too hard about it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:36:24 2015 No.13439371 >>13439367 Sometimes you have to make sacrifices in the name of designer boots.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:42:18 2015 No.13439382 >>13439363 it was a poll from touchfluffytail.org

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:43:22 2015 No.13439384 >>13439382 Anon, I refuse to believe that that link is a real pl- Oh my god

Anonymous Wed May 6 03:45:15 2015 No.13439389

>>13439273
Option 1 : The Wurm:
This choice ends up with you pretty much living your life with a Snuggle hungry wurm who will spend way too many hours working on her research, you will have to take her her meals, and wake her up and take her to bed now and then.
on those days shes in 'wurm' mode she is totally what you would expect from a wurm .
She will give you and her 3 great Wurmlings.

>>13439284
This Kikimora will insist you help her train the other Kikimoras so they will become experts in what they do. she will over time have as many children as you would like, but she insists on at least 1.
You have to keep your wits about you as if you are not careful you will be overrun and controlled by many Kikimoras.

>>13439296
Option 3:
She is indeed wealthy and a noble woman her home is a fine estate and she needed to find a man to keep her mom from setting her up with a 'family friend' she will 'warm' up to you and while she doesn't like doing socialite things she will do them now and then.
She wants a LOT of kids .

Option 5 :
The Manticore:
If you picked her she will take you to MGC Middle east, tons of egyptian and whatnot MGs are here , she will eventually give you multiple children and sort of becomes the house leader .

Option 4 :
The little furball.
The little lady is quite the handful, she is infact quite a powerful little player in the realm of finance , she has successfully managed to even make a tanuki bankrupt (she is so proud of that), she is equally at home in high society and mundane enviroments. she has a secret, she is a total sci-fi/fantasy nut and loves watching shows and anime.
she will eventually give birth to several adorable little kits for you.

Hope this was Ok, and you guys enjoyed it tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:47:27 2015 No.13439396 >>13439389 MATE the fox is a nerd! Score! Good job anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:48:00 2015 No.13439398 >>13439389 >She has a secret, she is a total sci-fi/fantasy nut Yes >And loves watching shows and anime. YES >She will eventually give birth to several adorable little kits for you. This is the definition of perfection. Truly a bundle of joy. SCORE

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:48:31 2015 No.13439399 >>13439346 >>13439296 I'm taking her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:48:45 2015 No.13439401 >>13439389 The tanuki in question called her 'That little furball' No one has ever called her that ever again.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:48:50 2015 No.13439402 >>13439389 >She wants a LOT of kids Ah hell. Well, she is really good otherwise, so I'm happy. And the little one seems nice too. A shame they popped up together.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:50:18 2015 No.13439404 >>13439382 >bobs website kek.

Anonymous Wed May 6 03:52:17 2015 No.13439405

>>13439355
What about a kitsune hugging you from behind?
She'd bury her nose into your hair, drape her arms over your shoulders and caress your stomach with her fingertips. And all the while, her tails would be down there, stroking and brushing and tingling over every inch of skin they might reach. Playing across your legs, your hips, slowly working their way closer and closer to their target while their owner presses into you from behind.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:52:18 2015 No.13439406 >>13438947 >swapping Not my thing

Anonymous Wed May 6 03:53:15 2015 No.13439409

I was worried tonight dating game was going to seem stale, so i am gonna take a break for a while, if someone else wants to try it, go for it. I feel as if I am running out of ideas for it and as I stated earlier I didn't wanna run it into the ground.
This is something I learned from doing 1 too many commercials .

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:55:17 2015 No.13439411 >>13438947 I'm a very jealous man. I could never do swinging.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:56:51 2015 No.13439416 >>13438947 >Wife Swapping Yeeeeeah, definitely not my thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:57:26 2015 No.13439417 File: 175 KB, 850x1048, This_Is_Bait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439409 Forgot to include this Got a new 'this is bait' pic for the thread, use it wisely .

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:57:37 2015 No.13439418 >>13439409 It was fine, but I'm looking forward to whenever you get back to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:58:00 2015 No.13439419 >>13439405 What "target"?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:59:06 2015 No.13439421 >>13439389 I chose mofu, and I chose right. I think I'll spoil her a little.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:59:16 2015 No.13439422 >>13439389 >Option 1 : The Wurm: Lovely. Though we might need to hire an assistant or somebody since she lives like a neet and so do I.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:00:25 2015 No.13439425 File: 18 KB, 257x479, 1425185379580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Phew! Anyone else smell that?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:01:15 2015 No.13439427 >>13439418 Just give me a few days to come up with some new MGs and backgrounds .

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:01:21 2015 No.13439428 >>13439419 You'll just have to find out, Anon. I'd suggest asking the kitsune, but it's entirely possible she'd be too busy nibbling on your earlobe to answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:01:35 2015 No.13439429 >>13439425 Smells like natural gas.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:02:06 2015 No.13439430 >>13439425 That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.. No, it can't be... IT"S smelly NEET pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:02:12 2015 No.13439431 >>13439425 Stinky bug pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:02:50 2015 No.13439433 File: 166 KB, 800x1000, 1423769241869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a dragon to prince carry me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:03:43 2015 No.13439436 >>13439433 I want the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:04:17 2015 No.13439439 >>13439436 You want a Dragon to not prince carry him?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:04:51 2015 No.13439440 File: 155 KB, 1178x823, 1404352066602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439433 I want her to smile down and pet my head before she princess carries me!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:04:52 2015 No.13439441 >>13439436 Dragons are fucking heavy, those armored scales do not make them lighter, not to mention all of that muscle. You'd better start lifting right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:04:55 2015 No.13439443 >>13439433 You know, in MG world this would actually be a phrase. >>13439436 Think you can handle it? Dragons are big girls!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:05:06 2015 No.13439446 >>13439439 he wants to princess carry the dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:05:06 2015 No.13439447 File: 128 KB, 850x821, fox55644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So do you guys like little foxes, or foxes your own height?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:05:50 2015 No.13439448 >>13439439 No, what >>13439441 said. >>13439441 >>13439443 >implying I still need to git gud Get on my level.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:06:01 2015 No.13439450 >>13439447 Eww, that's even more gross than Oomukade stink!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:06:21 2015 No.13439451 >>13439447 Little foxes, though if they're kumiho just a half foot shorter is acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:06:26 2015 No.13439452 >>13439443 In a MG world the gender dynamics between men and women would be reversed. For most monster at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:06:35 2015 No.13439453 >>13439447 Little ones a best. I'd like to be able to pick her up and throw her over my shoulder when she acts up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:07:30 2015 No.13439456 File: 113 KB, 550x555, 1415233823207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439443 >Dragons are big girls! For you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:08:13 2015 No.13439457 >>13439452 Princess carrying would still be a thing though, since there are those that want a galant knight. Sucks to be a unicorn with that desire, but yknow.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:08:56 2015 No.13439459 >>13439450 Don't shame the Oomukades. It's not their fault they're so stinky.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:10:11 2015 No.13439465 File: 396 KB, 850x1202, fox5676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That was weird my pic disappeared . Try to repost "this image exists' Here, have another one instead .

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:10:21 2015 No.13439466 >>13439459 Yes it is. Even Junko can take care of her hygiene, and she's homeless.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:10:42 2015 No.13439468 >>13439456 Fuck you and fuck bane. It was never funny. At best it's mildly annoying, but I got sick of it months ago. Why don't you throw in a fucking arrow in the knee joke too?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:11:00 2015 No.13439470 >>13439457 >A unicorn that wants to be princess carried to her first time with her new husband Poor bastard. I guess he kinda deserves it, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:11:29 2015 No.13439472 File: 55 KB, 290x361, 1399146610906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439339 Go away Charon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:11:38 2015 No.13439473 >>13439468 Cool it hothead

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:11:44 2015 No.13439474 >>13439468 I used to be a ....err never mind

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:11:52 2015 No.13439476 >>13439468 Was getting mad part of your plan?

Anonymous Wed May 6 04:12:11 2015 No.13439477

>>13439452
Not for all of them, I think. And they could pick things up from human culture.

Myself, I want to treat my dragon like a precious little princess. Cuddle her and pat her and spoil her. Protect her and princess carry her.
I'm big enough and strong enough to pull it off. Helps that I like wyverns; they're probably the lightest since they have the most flight-focused design. And the cry-baby tendencies make them easy to spoil.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:12:15 2015 No.13439478 >>13439474 What is it citizen?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:12:21 2015 No.13439480 >>13439466 Bugs are naturally stinky. No amount of washing can rid them of their bug juice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:13:29 2015 No.13439484 >>13439478 Let me guess: Someone stole your sweet roll.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:13:32 2015 No.13439485 >>13439468 I used to banepost but then I took an arrow to the knee.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:14:26 2015 No.13439492 >>13439485 That's it. I'm done. Goodnight you faggots, the thread is smoldering.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:14:43 2015 No.13439493 >>13439468 >baneposting >not one of the best memes of the decade

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:14:55 2015 No.13439495 >>13439474 What is it? Dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:15:08 2015 No.13439497 File: 398 KB, 600x842, 2babbbe82f21fc383b040bed3c6ef973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I could't wait to take my Mg wife to the beach, but I took an arrow to the knee from a baneposter.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:15:26 2015 No.13439498 >>13439492 You were asking for it, Anon. Literally.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:15:46 2015 No.13439500 >>13439492 You literally asked for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:16:34 2015 No.13439505 >>13439497 >spamming foxes Is it that time already?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:16:38 2015 No.13439506 >>13439477 WyvernYamada.jpg season 3 when?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:16:42 2015 No.13439507 >>13439498 >>13439500 I'm not that guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:16:44 2015 No.13439508 File: 152 KB, 367x600, hothead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you cool down your Hothead waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:17:22 2015 No.13439509 >>13439484 Patrolling the Mojave makes me wish for a nuclear winter.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:17:41 2015 No.13439510 >>13439505 It is always Mofu time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:17:48 2015 No.13439511 >>13439498 >>13439500 Literally a hivemind, literally!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:18:06 2015 No.13439512 >>13439498 It wasn't that poster that made the original post, it was me. I'm just mildly annoyed, not mad at this point. I didn't think people would actually start spouting arrow in the knee jokes. I thought they had more self respect then that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:18:06 2015 No.13439513 File: 106 KB, 850x638, -0.15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439508 A nice bath does the trick.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:19:02 2015 No.13439516 >>13439512 >I thought they had more self respect Do I even have to say it?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:19:05 2015 No.13439517 I want to have filthy, dirty sex with a Gnome

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:19:50 2015 No.13439520 File: 112 KB, 544x572, 1422398803741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439512 >I thought they had more self respect

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:20:00 2015 No.13439521 >>13439508 With a cool island song.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:20:02 2015 No.13439522 >>13439517 Henderson please.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:20:08 2015 No.13439523 >>13439516 Yes, yes. It was my fault to expect anything but the worst from humans. And people wonder why I'm a traitor.

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Wed May 6 04:20:35 2015 No.13439525
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>>13438689

"Mooooooom, did you curse my peanut butter and jelly sandwich?"

"Curse? My own son? Why would I do such a thing?"

"It's black. And floating. And muttering anti-semantic remarks."

"Nonsense, all I see is a delicious sandwich made with mama's pure unrequited love for her child."

"And why is there two bite marks on my juice packet? You did a really bad job patching up the layers--- Did you inject VENOM inside my DRINK!?"

"Poisoning my own son? Why would I do such a thing?"

"Mooooooom, this is supposed to be FRUIT PUNCH, why is it FROTHING and PURPLE?"

"Nonsense, all I see is a refreshing beverage made with mama's undiluted unwavering love for her precious, puberty stricken, growing up boy."

"----"

"----"

"---Why did you put in a strip tease belly dancer video?"

"Just wait."

"---Is that YOU!?"

"Mama's learned some moves in the nether realm, honey. That right there is the patented 'Lamia Mating Dance'. It's supposed to bring forth lots of love and messy copulation."

"MOM! STOP IT!"

"You're full of hormones, honey, mama is just trying to help."

"ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU?!"

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer."

Apophis clicks her tongue as she winks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:21:13 2015 No.13439528 File: 850 KB, 800x1113, fb6a30976c2ef9d1d2eb1387f08b6e2a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Soon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:21:36 2015 No.13439531 >>13439508 With slow dancing in the moonlight.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:21:51 2015 No.13439532 >>13439525 Mother of the year.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:22:03 2015 No.13439534 >>13439523 >traitor If anything, you're worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:22:17 2015 No.13439536 >>13439528 Are her wings growing out of her fucking head?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:22:56 2015 No.13439539 >>13439528 Ah shit oh man oh boy. Crazy moth is wonderful so it's good to see more of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:23:47 2015 No.13439542 >>13439525 They eventually fuck and he takes responsibility right? I'd do that. Milfpophis is delicious, thanks Bromont.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:24:08 2015 No.13439543 >>13439523 >Traitor-kun hates baneposting Bane confirmed for savior of humanity.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:24:08 2015 No.13439544 >>13439522 Who?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:24:15 2015 No.13439545 >>13439525 >anti-semantic What does she have against semantics? Amusing, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:24:31 2015 No.13439548 >>13439528 What was that thing she was in called again? Awhile ago I lost all of my sadpanda favorites, I'm still trying to find everything I lost.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:25:19 2015 No.13439550 >>13439525 The step mom of the century right here!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:25:32 2015 No.13439551 >>13439544 Old Man Henderson, a man who fought against impossible odds for the sake of his garden gnomes. I can only assume Gnome would be his waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:25:36 2015 No.13439552 >>13439525 >MilfpophisInUndersizedSchoolUnifom.img

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:25:38 2015 No.13439553 >>13439528 >>13439539 I'd like a doujin of her that isn't a mind-fuck so I can actually masturbate to it. Dick was too confused last time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:26:09 2015 No.13439557 >>13439545 I'm not traitor-kun. I'm just a traitor.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:26:14 2015 No.13439558 >>13439545 Means it's incoherent nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:26:43 2015 No.13439561 >>13439525 Grapesnake a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:27:06 2015 No.13439564 >>13439545 Semantics are really annoying, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:27:49 2015 No.13439565 >>13439548 Layers of White.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:27:59 2015 No.13439566 >>13439561 Pharaoh go home. Oh right, you can't. Because it's full or ayrabs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:28:46 2015 No.13439568 >>13439551 But garden gnomes aren't earth elementals

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:28:53 2015 No.13439570 >>13439558 Ah. Alright then. Figured it was a typo, but I should have known after being around so long he would know to proofread his shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:30:11 2015 No.13439572 >>13439568 In a Monster Girl setting they would be.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:31:14 2015 No.13439574 >>13439572 Would they be a type of dwarf that just likes to stand around in gardens all day?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:31:29 2015 No.13439575 >>13439189 beat her in a danmaku battle

>>	Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Wed May 6 04:33:09 2015 No.13439578 >>13439570 No, you're right, that's supposed to be 'anti-semitic'.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:36:46 2015 No.13439583 >>13439574 I'm thinking they'd be like house elves or Finnish gnomes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:38:00 2015 No.13439585 Does Gnome have a mudpussy or a regular human one?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:38:11 2015 No.13439586 >>13439574 For some reason I just imagined an earth elemental gnome staring up into space for days at a time with the only thought in her head being 'I wonder why red is red?'.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:38:27 2015 No.13439587 >>13439583 >house elf That's what I call my waifu. She hates it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:39:16 2015 No.13439589 >>13439551 >takes out a lilim to try and get his gnome waifu back >realises he left her in his bedroom all this time because he got high

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:39:25 2015 No.13439590 >>13439587 Do you also cry out "BAD DOBBY!" when you bang her?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:40:36 2015 No.13439591 >>13439590 I am, as of now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:41:50 2015 No.13439593 >>13439585 MGE girls all have normal human vaginas, except slimes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:42:39 2015 No.13439596 >>13439585 >>13439593 Who cares? Just shove it in.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:46:22 2015 No.13439602 Would you a grapesnake that was born without venom-glands and has a huge complex about her defect? Replace grapesnake with any other type of venomous MG if you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:47:21 2015 No.13439603 >>13439602 Sure, less pain and strife for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:47:45 2015 No.13439605 >>13439602 No, venomous MGs are garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:47:57 2015 No.13439606 So, question for you anons. How do you feel about NTR that turns out to just be a dream or paranoid delusions, and nothing more? Or a drug-trip, in the case of the inspiration for this question.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:48:54 2015 No.13439609 >>13439602 I'm sure they make surgery for venom-gland implants. We'll find a way for her to fuck me up and make me psychologically and biologically depend on her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:49:14 2015 No.13439610 >>13439602 >Girtablilu without poison Probably, yeah. >>13439606 Shit, still.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:49:20 2015 No.13439611 >>13439606 >it's NTR, except not For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:49:24 2015 No.13439612 >>13439606 It'll be just as shit as if it were real.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:50:21 2015 No.13439613 >>13439606 My fetish is actually almost NTR. To be more specific it's where I almost get raped by a bunch of faceless old human women, but before they can make me penetrate them my monster waifu smashes through the door and beats their asses.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:53:23 2015 No.13439621 >>13439606 http://exhentai.org/g/519816/23785c55b3/ What, like this?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:53:28 2015 No.13439622 >>13439611 Probably a writefag plotting to write NTR than making a - bang! - jus'-a-dream ending so he wouldn't be called a cucky cuck.

Anonymous Wed May 6 04:54:35 2015 No.13439626

>>13439611
Iunno. All the enjoyment of the rough, twisted, unusually well-drawn lewdness, without any of the guilt by the end?

>>13439613
See that a fair amount. Pretty good shit.
Think my favorite one is a pretty old doujin with a tomboy who's always protecting her childhood friend, then gets kidnapped and almost gangraped by some guys she beat up, when childhood friend mans the fuck up and returns the favor.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:55:37 2015 No.13439629 >>13439621 THIS. THIS IS THE ONE. I brought it up a few weeks back, and nobody knew what I meant at the time. >>13439622 Yeah, sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:55:44 2015 No.13439630 >>13439622 Nah. I don't have it in me to write that shit, even for a bait-and-switch. Just curious how people feel when they come across it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:55:47 2015 No.13439631 >>13439622 How devious.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:56:47 2015 No.13439634 >>13439621 Yes. This H-Manga is the exact reason I felt like asking the question.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:57:14 2015 No.13439636 >>13439525 >Take a breath and look her right in the eyes >Eat the food >Drink the drink >"What's the next step of your master plan?"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:57:28 2015 No.13439637 >>13439596 >wanting to stick your dick inside wet dirt

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:00:04 2015 No.13439644 >>13439637 It's fine, just put it in, and leave it there.

Anonymous Wed May 6 05:02:16 2015 No.13439647

>>13439621
As a side note, I never actually read much of this, since it has so much stupid shit. I just remembered /a/ losing their shit with each chapter release. That was hilarious. Reading the comments it seems the guy fixed it at the end, huh. That's even more amusing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:05:17 2015 No.13439655 >>13439647 It's more like there was never anything to fix. The last chapter or two revealed that the entire manga was the MC's paranoid delusions being played out when he was high on some weird-ass drugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:05:24 2015 No.13439657 >>13439644 But what if I don't want to put it in? What if, even worse, she has a sand pussy?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:06:51 2015 No.13439659 >>13439657 Actually, as long as it's very fine, and it's not being ground right between two firm surfaces, that wouldn't be as bad as you may think

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:08:23 2015 No.13439662 >>13439657 >not putting your thing into her thing Son, we need to have a serious talk about your homosexuality.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:08:45 2015 No.13439665 >>13439659 Walking on very fine, dry sand causes some weird nails-on-chalkboard reaction in me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:10:02 2015 No.13439668 >>13439659 no thanks >>13439662 I bet you'd fuck thornpussy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:12:35 2015 No.13439674 >>13439668 >I bet you'd fuck thornpussy My dick has seen some shit, and has emerged stronger from it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:12:38 2015 No.13439675 I want to challenge a Wurm to armwrestling! If she wins, she beds me, and if I win I bed her!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:14:21 2015 No.13439678 >>13439675 But you know you'll lose, Wurm is super strong!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:14:53 2015 No.13439680 >>13439674 Can it deactivate lazors? >4chan wants me to correct lazor into razor >I just now realize Lazor is probably a Light-Razor due to its cutting with light beams >Light-Razor >Lazor I'm an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:15:07 2015 No.13439681 >>13439675 She'll probably dislocate your fucking arm.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:16:11 2015 No.13439686 >>13439680 It can pierce the heavens itself. Not that I would recommend that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:16:51 2015 No.13439687 >>13439680 I wonder how many people realize laser is an acronym?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:17:19 2015 No.13439689 >>13439678 >>13439681 >Implying that anon isn't a muscle wizard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:20:14 2015 No.13439697 >>13439687 Shit, so I was wrong on both counts. How to spell it, and where it came from. Well, not like I didn't already tell you all I was an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:23:36 2015 No.13439708 >>13439678 Maybe, but either way I get what I want! >>13439681 Wurm is very gentle! No lover is more gentle than Wurm!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:25:47 2015 No.13439720 I want to challenge chubby Alp senpai to an armwrestling match and purposely lose!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:26:04 2015 No.13439722 >>13439689 No amount of muscle wizardry will defeat a properly motivated Wurm. Unless you can give yourself planet-busting muscles.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:26:49 2015 No.13439727 >>13439525 Never change.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:27:03 2015 No.13439728 >>13439708 >Wurm-chan has never hurt a lover >Assumes that she's gentle despite her immense strength >doesn't realize her DE is so great a simple kiss from her could turn you into a muscle wizard so hardy you could catch tank shells with your teeth

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:27:08 2015 No.13439729 >>13439722 >No amount of muscle wizardry will defeat a properly motivated Wurm. That is up for debate.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:27:52 2015 No.13439736 >>13439689 It would be really bad if I was a muscle wizard with a Wurm waifu. I'd be tempted to use my muscle magic on her because that's my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:28:47 2015 No.13439740 >>13439736 More power to you I say.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:28:56 2015 No.13439742 >>13439665 If it's dry you're not turning her on enough

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:35:16 2015 No.13439761 >>13439740 I don't think you understand anon. No one anywhere would be safe from surprise wurm cuddles. Ice cream stores everywhere would be at risk. Entire cities would be carried off just because they have a candy store in them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:35:59 2015 No.13439765 >>13439722 What if you use magic to weaken her muscles the moment you make contact with her?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:37:29 2015 No.13439773 >>13439761 >Go get yourself some ice cream after a bad day >Suddenly a wurm has latched onto you >Wants to know why you look so sad >Won't let go until you do

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:37:30 2015 No.13439774 >>13439761 Oh, you meant to use it in that way... Yeah, that could be a problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:38:13 2015 No.13439777 >>13439765 Dragons typically resist magic so good luck.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:39:03 2015 No.13439783 >>13439773 >Her husband just watches with a bemused expression Haha! Ruined your fantasy!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:39:20 2015 No.13439785 >>13439773 >implying I need her help when I have ice cream

Anonymous Wed May 6 05:41:10 2015 No.13439790

>Sitting on porch drinking beer
>Wurm daughteru and her Sandworm friend are digging around in the yard
>Figure they'd at least make things easier for a garden
>An hour and 9 beers later they come up to me with worried expressions
>"D-Dad! We were digging around for Adamantiu, but couldn't find any when we reached those hot red pools! So we kept digging, and now demons are attacking!!!"
>I Lean over and see a glowing portal to hell with thousands of Succubi and devils spewing forth
>I crack open another beer and sigh

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:41:50 2015 No.13439793 >>13439783 >>Her dad just watches with a bemused expression And fixed it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:42:37 2015 No.13439799 >>13439793 >And a sore crotch after a long session of dicking the daughteru HA!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:43:34 2015 No.13439801 >>13439790 Got dammit, Wurm and worm. Why you gotta let more succusluts out? Close that hole.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:43:54 2015 No.13439804 >>13439799 Tsk tsk. Dicking the daughteru is forbidden.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:43:59 2015 No.13439805 >>13439799 >NTRing her father right in front of him

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:44:53 2015 No.13439807 >>13439799 >The daughteru he dicked is resting at home >So he took their daughteru out for ice cream

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:44:54 2015 No.13439808 >>13439799 >>And a sore crotch after a long session of dicking his wife Fixed

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:45:18 2015 No.13439810 File: 243 KB, 1000x753, Haha!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439804 >>13439805 Of course it sucks. That's why the fantasy has been ruined. I win. Hahahaha

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:46:48 2015 No.13439816 >>13439807 >>13439808 Shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:47:24 2015 No.13439818 >>13439807 >Daughteru-Granddaughteru I'm starting to think that, oft as they seem to come up, these incestuous dual-relations need their own unique names. How about Grandoublaughteru?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:48:53 2015 No.13439826 >>13439818 Gesundheit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:49:13 2015 No.13439827 >>13439818 >Grandoublwifeaughteru

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:00:45 2015 No.13439859 >>13439827 Do you spank your waifuteru? Seems like a bad idea. It would inevitably lead to dickings and that would just encourage her to misbehave.

Anonymous Wed May 6 06:04:11 2015 No.13439865

Christa was a succubus and strapped to a crucifix made out of magic vibrating dildos, the largest of which packing her cunt so full it looked like she was pregnant. She was said to be "impaled" on the cross because of this, and didn't suffer suffocation due to her weight being held up by the cocks within her. She came constantly for the 6 hours before becoming mindbroken, her screams of ecstasy inciting earthquakes across the globe. On the third day, she came to her senses, and ascended to pandemonium on the 40th after that. They say the current Demon lord owns and uses one of the dildos Christa was crucified on.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:06:13 2015 No.13439870 >>13439865 Fallen God plz

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:09:36 2015 No.13439879 >>13439865 >Greek/Norse/Egyptian myths with monstergirls sweat.png

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:14:08 2015 No.13439891 >>13439879 >Egyptian myths with monstergirls Sebek girl when?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:15:11 2015 No.13439896 >>13439865 Do Moohammad

Anonymous Wed May 6 06:15:57 2015 No.13439899

>>13439865

She wasn't the first to do that though, the Valkyrie Othinus did it way before her. Othinus "impaled herself" on her Cocknir, her "spear" upon the tentacle tree of Ygg For nine whole days and nine whole nights, she came constantly as the tree ravished every hole in her body save for her eyes, for she required those to glimpse as the lust runes. The forbade any god come aid her, not even the slightest sip of water, though she consumed so much of the tree's cum at that time, she was well nourished. At the end of the ninth night, she grasped the runes, and finally abandoned herself into orgasm, giving a scream of ecstacy equal to that of Christa's much later, as she swelled with the tree's seed nearly to the point of bursting, but what mild discomfort the release brought paled in comparison to the pleasure of the ordeal being over.

>>13439896
I don't know him. Didn' one of his sluts poison him?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:16:49 2015 No.13439901 File: 454 KB, 1200x1716, 35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439606 > that turns out to just be a dream or paranoid delusions, and nothing more? Yeahhhh, delusions Keep believing that p.s. yes, it is fat old faceless man's sperm

Anonymous Wed May 6 06:17:19 2015 No.13439902

While sitting at your computer a portal in time and space opens up and sucks you into it.
After traveling through a psychedelic field of colors your mind cannot even perceive, you land in a strange time and place. Where did you land?

The distant past, with prehistoric MGs and super strong humans?
The not so distant past, with knights and kings and generic MGs for that time?
The recent past?
Or the distant future, with numerous ruins and collapsed dome towns occupied by Incubi and Monsters?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:19:01 2015 No.13439904 >>13439902 >The distant past, with prehistoric MGs and super strong humans? This. I'll get an immortal waifu and join her and we'll watch the world age

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:20:45 2015 No.13439910 >>13439902 Recent past.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:25:43 2015 No.13439924 >>13439902 The not so distant past. I would probably be more likely to find a necromancer there.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:26:54 2015 No.13439929 >>13439924 >necromancer You that one necrophiliac obsessed with necromancy?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:29:20 2015 No.13439934 >>13439902 I wanna get sent to 12,000 BC. That time was the tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:31:05 2015 No.13439941 >>13439934 >You'll never dance to a prehistoric beat with your savage MG waifu who you previously bested in a drinking contest

Anonymous Wed May 6 06:51:06 2015 No.13439991

>>13439902
I enter the time period of the distant past, an era of Elven supremacy! The knife ears reign over man from their floating magic cities, kidnap young boys for their depraved orgies and adults for breeding!
I enter the downtrodden society of a genetically engineered slave race, that is humans, and teach them the proper way to treat Elves!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:54:27 2015 No.13439996 >>13438851 Seems about right, he's bully-able after all, who better than a dragon?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:55:23 2015 No.13439997 >>13439991 >Zeal with Elves >Teaching the Earthbound how to treat Elves when they're oppressed by them

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:56:26 2015 No.13440000 >>13439996 The embrace of a Dragon's wing-hug is the safest place for someone like that. Nobody bullies a guy in the arms of a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:06:57 2015 No.13440010 >>13440000 A wise post with dubs and quints.

Anonymous Wed May 6 07:08:27 2015 No.13440013

I was looking through old writefag list, and it looks like not only legendary smut posted something this year.
http://pastebin.com/u/Losenis This guy also posted some stuff.
Anyone remembers him? His "pilotfag meets dragon in the sky" story was pretty fucking comfy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:21:26 2015 No.13440034 File: 122 KB, 981x712, Black Dragon bathes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440010 It is easy to be wise when one has access to the extensive libraries of a classy Dragoness.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:23:28 2015 No.13440038 >>13440000 >Nobody bullies a guy in the arms of a Dragon Except the dragon herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:25:56 2015 No.13440042 >>13440038 A Dragon doesn't bully her precious treasure. She pets his hair and coos in his ear, whispers sweet nothings and lewd promises. And wraps her tail around his legs and gropes his butt. And this is where I stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:30:08 2015 No.13440048 File: 3.82 MB, 2500x3500, Brownblackbored.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440042 They steal ice cream and act like it isn't a problem, you can't tell me that's not bullying.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:30:57 2015 No.13440052 >>13440038 I don't mind being bullied by my Dragon Waifu, she thinks my face is cute when its sad! And even if she bullies me, she'll still protect and love me, and won't let others bully me!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:31:18 2015 No.13440053 >>13440048 It's not MY ice cream, so doesn't count as bullying me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:31:29 2015 No.13440055 >>13440034 "I-If I do this... You promise to spare my village?.."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:33:01 2015 No.13440060 >>13440053 It's ain't not your ice cream any more than it used to not be.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:35:51 2015 No.13440070 File: 75 KB, 600x800, 1430038734922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440060 Imagine yourself as the driver of an ice cream truck. Imagine you just outran a Wurm, and all is well, you're on your way to paying customers. And then this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:36:14 2015 No.13440071 >>13440052 >and love me If she bullies you, she doesn't really love you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:37:44 2015 No.13440075 >There are people right now who aren't 20th Dan Judo masters that can stop a monster girl attack and with just their hand

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:38:21 2015 No.13440076 >>13440075 There are only people like that, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:39:03 2015 No.13440078 >>13440070 Surely this is a magical ice cream truck that has a panic telabortion button.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:40:15 2015 No.13440083 >>13440078 No. It's the kind that is almost out of gas after being chased by a Wurm until she saw a shiny.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:40:52 2015 No.13440084 >>13440071 She bullies me because she loves me though!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:41:53 2015 No.13440085 >>13440083 It's a good thing there was a law passed where parents have to tell their children that ice cream trucks are actually out of ice cream when it plays music.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:42:53 2015 No.13440088 >>13440085 Too bad she's a Dragon and doesn't give a shit about THE LAW.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:43:37 2015 No.13440089 >>13440084 Enjoy living a lie, loser. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minimisation_%28psychology%29 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rationalization_%28making_excuses%29

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:44:59 2015 No.13440091 >>13440088 Ah, you see. There is actually a button for that. There might not be a magical teleport panic button, but there is definitely a button for when someone disrespects "The Law".

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:45:05 2015 No.13440092 >>13440089 >Enjoy living a lie Well, for starters, he has a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:45:40 2015 No.13440094 >>13440091 The "Sylvester Stallone stock phrases" button?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:50:09 2015 No.13440099 >>13440076 >He didn't study under a perverted Judo master whose specialty is making a woman's boobs bounce for 30 minutes straight after touching them How does living without hype feel?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:51:01 2015 No.13440101 >>13440099 But I'm full of hype. Especially for the coming weeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:51:52 2015 No.13440102 >>13440091 >press The Law button >Judge Dredd comes out the ice cream machine

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:55:38 2015 No.13440107 >>13440094 The button that summons the nurse so you can demand morphine.

Anonymous Wed May 6 07:58:07 2015 No.13440113
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>>13440070
>Dr. McNinja has already demonstrated this to me
When you're in a world of crazy-awesome monsters, you just need to be a bad enough dude to protect your cargo.
Watch out for people who can punch your van out of operation though, like that teenaged Hinezumi punk practicing her one hit KO.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:59:42 2015 No.13440118 File: 1.56 MB, 3416x2900, 1400173375456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440107 Morphine has been officially replaced with Manticore Venom. Your career as the ice cream man has been replaced with your career as "Patient".

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:02:37 2015 No.13440123 >>13440102 >"This aint no soft serve"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:03:32 2015 No.13440125 >>13440118 I don't think Manticore venom would really be of any help when it comes to alleviating pain.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:05:57 2015 No.13440129 >>13440125 Adrenaline and dopamine will overwhelm your system.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:09:46 2015 No.13440137 >>13440129 Dopamine does not block pain.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:10:23 2015 No.13440138 File: 281 KB, 350x350, Think of the catgirls.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440137 Stop already.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:12:29 2015 No.13440143 What things do you want to see as a monster girl? >crocodile >nopperado >cuttlefish >doe

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:12:52 2015 No.13440144 >>13440138 Fun fact, high adrenaline levels inhibit erections.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:13:28 2015 No.13440147 >>13440143 Croc and Shark, from the top of my head.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:13:34 2015 No.13440148 >>13440144 Why do you hate cat girls so much?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:14:39 2015 No.13440151 >>13440148 they're not real monster girls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:16:18 2015 No.13440154 File: 21 KB, 200x327, 1430914578460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440151 How is this not a monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:17:01 2015 No.13440155 >>13440151 So that's why a Tiger is not an option.

Anonymous Wed May 6 08:24:41 2015 No.13440169
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Reminder that Dolphin Pussy in MGE universe would function like it originally does and would be the only one that allows continuous sex for multiple hours without stopping.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:24:57 2015 No.13440171 >>13440048 Never seen this version Kinda scary

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:25:53 2015 No.13440176 >>13440169 Any incubus can already do that And every MGE girl has regular human pussy

Anonymous Wed May 6 08:30:10 2015 No.13440183
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>>13440176
People were bringing real life shenanigans into MGE so they can either accept the savior that is Dolphin Pussy or accept that they only get to ejaculate once.

...Also if every MGE girl had only regular human pussy (they don't) then MGQ girls would be vastly superior.

Anonymous Wed May 6 08:32:11 2015 No.13440187

>>13440183
>MGQ girls would be vastly superior
MGQ girls are abominations
And fun fact
High level monster girls in MGQ will typically transform themselves into humans when they decide to settle down with a human man
Even Alma fucking Elma's fucking mother did this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:33:11 2015 No.13440189 >>13440183 >actually wanting animal vaginas

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:33:43 2015 No.13440190 >>13440169 >>13440183 You know, the weird thing about this is she isn't wearing clothes. That stuff covering her tits is part of her flesh. Which makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:37:54 2015 No.13440196 >>13440171 The end result of being bored mostly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:37:55 2015 No.13440197 My fetish is cosplay tier monsters, almost indistinguishable from humans, who have weird, 100% monster pussies.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:39:23 2015 No.13440200 >>13440197 How weird?

Anonymous Wed May 6 08:39:41 2015 No.13440201
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>>13440187
I don't believe you. For a lot of reasons.

Mainly because I actually know for a fact that you're full of bullshit.

>>13440189
>Not wanting 5 Step Vaginal Hell
>Or other non human variants of pussy

It's like you don't want to have the best sex of your life or something.

Anonymous Wed May 6 08:41:10 2015 No.13440203

>>13440201

http://seesaawiki.jp/mong/d/%BC%C1%CC%E4%A5%B3%A1%BC%A5%CA%A1%BC%A4%DE%A4%C8%A4%E1

Q.アルマエルマの母親は存命ですか?(ネタバレに触れるならごめんなさい)
A.女王位を引退した後は人間となり、どこかの男性の妻として一生をまっとうしたと思われます。

also

Q.アルマエルマの母親は結婚して人間になって一生を全うしたとのことですが、意外ともんむすが人間化して男性と添い遂げるっていうのはポピュラーなんですか?また、アルマエルマはそんな母のことをどう思っていたんでしょうか?
高位の妖魔にとって、理想的な引退のようです。アルマエルマも特に感想はありません。

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:42:11 2015 No.13440204 >>13440201 I bet you'd defend cloacas and horse pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:42:50 2015 No.13440205 >>13440203 IA IA! IA DAGON!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:47:03 2015 No.13440210 >>13440203 How awful.

Anonymous Wed May 6 08:52:49 2015 No.13440217

>>13440200
For example, I have a nice, normal looking - if unusually pretty - girlfriend. We go out to see a movie.

While sitting in the dark theater I feel something undoing my belt. I look down and find her pussy-tentacles have come out, and are extending through the hole in her pocket to fondle my penis.

They wrap around it and start leaking female sexual fluids everywhere. They squeeze and grind and pump, bringing me near orgasm.

When she can't take it any more she slips her pants down and slides over into my lap. Her tentacles retract, pulling my dick deep into her pussy. That wonderful monster pussy comes alive and starts mercilessly attacking my penis, milking it for everything it's worth. The tentacles wrap around my balls and the base of my dick, undulating and pulsing - gently massaging me as I orgasm. They work tirelessly, drawing out every last drop of my seed.

Finished, she slides back into her seat with a content sigh. Her tentacles straighten our clothes before drawing back into her pussy.

Then we continue our date with the other theater-goers none the wiser.

You know, except the smell. And the stains.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 08:58:10 2015 No.13440222 >>13440217 Come on, man, why you gotta do that. I don't have time to be aroused.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:01:58 2015 No.13440230 >>13440196 Speaking of being bored. I might have accidentally literally killed it in my complete dicking around of layers. https://i.imgur.com/J4vIk1N.png

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:04:03 2015 No.13440234 >>13440222 I'm sorry, Anon, I'm just hopelessly in love with monster pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:06:26 2015 No.13440237 >>13440230 Considering that I have yet to catch on fire, I don't think it's nearly as bad as my layers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:07:57 2015 No.13440240 >>13440230 >black and green Hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:16:42 2015 No.13440262 >>13440237 I guess I could always go full wurm and start replacing colors with barometz and piles of adderall instead of the skeletal coloration it has now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:17:49 2015 No.13440265 It's TV time with monster daughteru! What program do you show your daughteru to ensure she has a healthy imagination, mental health and outlook on life?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:21:08 2015 No.13440277 >>13440265 >healthy imagination, mental health and outlook on life I show her a book.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:24:50 2015 No.13440284 >>13440265 Alfred J. Kwak and Fraggle Rock.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:30:56 2015 No.13440300 >>13440262 >replacing colors with barometz That cuts deeper more than you may realize...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:31:56 2015 No.13440301 File: 179 KB, 568x600, 1394950776022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440284 Dolf is Justice!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:34:06 2015 No.13440306 >>13440265 16 and Pregnant

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:34:20 2015 No.13440307 >>13440301 Is that top cutie a super old-school Kikimora?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:35:07 2015 No.13440310 >>13440300 Uhh. UHH. https://i.imgur.com/g5ko3oA.jpg No regrets

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:35:34 2015 No.13440313 >>13440307 I think she's just a Harpy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:36:35 2015 No.13440315 >>13440310 Nigga, you've defiled a Dragon. I'mma slap you!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:39:47 2015 No.13440322 >>13440315 Fine. I wont use any pills. Just barometz.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:40:00 2015 No.13440325 >>13440310 You now walk the same hell as I.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:40:59 2015 No.13440328 >>13440322 I will devour your children.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:46:39 2015 No.13440354 >>13440265 Ancient Aliens

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:48:40 2015 No.13440361 File: 234 KB, 554x452, redpout.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440325 I've been in this hell for a while now. >>13440328 Wow, rude. Now I'm actually going to finish it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:51:12 2015 No.13440374 >>13440361 Well then I'm not finishing anything!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:58:20 2015 No.13440403 File: 261 KB, 690x510, 008.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does Anon feel about houseplant Alraunes?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 09:59:22 2015 No.13440405 >>13440403 Higher quality breathing air guaranteed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:02:58 2015 No.13440415 File: 122 KB, 458x409, 012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440405 Is that all she means to you, Anon? How cruel.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:03:39 2015 No.13440417 >>13440415 I was trying to compliment her! I'm really shy about this kind of thing!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:03:58 2015 No.13440418 >>13440403 Well, I would at least take care of that kind of plant.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:05:42 2015 No.13440424 >>13440277 >Daughteru develops Narcolepsy from how boring her life her

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:06:30 2015 No.13440426 File: 107 KB, 351x490, 017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440417 Well you made her cry. Are you going to take responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:07:38 2015 No.13440432 >>13440426 Yes. As the first part of my apology, I will play her some metal, that'll help her grow strong!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:11:18 2015 No.13440441 >>13440405 >Kiss her >Breathe into her >Her lungs absorb the carbon dioxide >Body converts it into oxygen and all that good shit >She breaths it back into you >Your body converts it to the carbon dioxide she needs >Kiss forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:11:53 2015 No.13440445 >>13440432 That sounds reasonable. What shall we start with?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:12:03 2015 No.13440447 >>13440374 And I shall continue infrequently as fuck with mediocre coloring, browning, and the occasional defiling. https://i.imgur.com/rqcPhnQ.jpg Looks like it's time for breakfastdinner.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:12:22 2015 No.13440451 >>13440441 Can I take her to space because we could be each others air?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:12:34 2015 No.13440452 >>13440441 The horror, the horror... but also romantic. Normal End. >>13440445 Rainbow, Temple of the King.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:13:34 2015 No.13440456 >>13440447 You've made an enemy for life. A powerless enemy, sure, but an enemy nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:14:09 2015 No.13440457 >>13440441 In MGE-land scuba tanks are just hollow cylinders with tiny Alraunes in them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:14:10 2015 No.13440458 >>13440424 >watching tv makes life fun What do you suppose friends do? Sit around and bore one another?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:15:15 2015 No.13440462 >>13440447 Holy fuck, that's horrifying

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:15:19 2015 No.13440463 >>13440458 What is this frend-o you speak of?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:16:30 2015 No.13440467 >>13440458 I...is that not normal? That's what me and my friends do...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:17:54 2015 No.13440475 >>13440467 >Friends Holy shit kill yourself

Anonymous Wed May 6 10:18:23 2015 No.13440477

>>13440445
Rules of Nature.

>>13440451
>>13440452
>>13440457

Yes, and to go further
>In space
>With the aid of DE you supply to her, she absorbs the solar radiation for photosynthesis
>Breaks your cum down into its essential nutrients
>turns it into the breastmilk needed to nourish you, chock full of solar goodness
>Drink the milk inbetween breathing from her lips
>Gain the moisture and nutrients to produce cum
>Cum into her
>She creates breastmilk
>Float through space fucking and kissing and drinking milk
>She begins to mutate thanks to the solar radiation
>Turns into her own solar-powered planet
>Absorbs a passing meteorite
>Over the process of centures of the two of you sustaining eachother, she turns into her own bio-planet capable of supporting life

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:18:28 2015 No.13440478 This conversation is reminding me of MxO and best girl plant who never got to win the MC-bowl because the series got canceled. Yes I still mad. Fuck you, Japan.

Anonymous Wed May 6 10:19:51 2015 No.13440483

>>13440477
>>Over the process of centures of the two of you sustaining eachother, she turns into her own bio-planet capable of supporting life
>Complete with an iron core and her own magnetic field
Forgot to mention the importance of the meteorite. We science now

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:20:02 2015 No.13440484 >>13440456 I'm sure I'll post something and gain you back as a neutral spectator some day.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:21:39 2015 No.13440488 >>13440477 >>13440483 Is her name Terra?

Anonymous Wed May 6 10:22:01 2015 No.13440489

>>13440477
>The Fantastic Star Voyage of Anon and Gaia
>>13440484
No. You have defiled Dragons, and for that you shall forever be my enemy, and from now on to the end of time we shall fight one another with no forgiveness or mercy, only occasionally teaming up to fight greater villains, like that Holst with the Power of Friendship, or Anondalf.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:23:43 2015 No.13440496 >>13440488 Why would it be Terra? >>13440489 This anon is closer. Why not something relating to life? Like, "Bio...plant planet thing"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:24:52 2015 No.13440502 >>13440496 Zoe, then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:25:28 2015 No.13440505 >>13440489 So you're saying I should rename the folder I use for browning to the 'pit of defilement' ? Even if it is more of a shallow hole.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:26:02 2015 No.13440510 >>13440489 >Fighting Friendship holst Why? I can see the wizard due to arcane dickery but why her?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:26:21 2015 No.13440511 >>13440502 "Cum Coveting Cosmos Creature"?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:27:24 2015 No.13440515 >>13440505 Why did you lose your way? It didn't have to be this way. You could have stopped this. We could have appreciated the brown skin and black scales together! >>13440510 Friendship is forged through fisticuffs. >>13440511 She's not Shai.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:29:31 2015 No.13440520 >>13440496 >Why would it be Terra? Because Terra means earth. Gaia and Terra basically mean the same thing. One is Greek, the other Latin.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:33:04 2015 No.13440535 File: 381 KB, 700x699, Blue board batman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440515 Because breaking something every once in a while is fun.

Anonymous Wed May 6 10:34:42 2015 No.13440540

>>13440520
I've always associated terra with being just earth, and gaia with being more... life/earth/plants that sort of thing. Don't know why.

>>13440515
They are both sexy space sperm sucking semen sorceresses , so it's not like you can differentiate between the two.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:35:03 2015 No.13440541 >>13440535 I'm going to hop in my trusty mecha Lilimbane and then I'll teach you the error in your ways!

Anonymous Wed May 6 10:36:39 2015 No.13440547
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>>13438557

What everyone would have been fine with:
> "Monsters are so loving and sexy that even a hardened paladin might find his heart warming to their physical and behavioral quirks"

What happens in MGE:
> "Black magic radiation messes with your brain until your previous tastes are forcibly overwritten"

I mean sure, I can headcanon my way out of it, but why was this a good idea ever?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:37:45 2015 No.13440550 >>13440540 >it's not like you can differentiate between the two Just check for asspussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:38:37 2015 No.13440554 >>13440550 And I guess a giant plant planet wouldn't just indiscriminately eat everything either

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:39:59 2015 No.13440556 >>13440547 It wasn't a good idea, but that's Japan for you. Also, nigga that post is over 11 hours old.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:40:21 2015 No.13440558 File: 519 KB, 1456x1019, Hellstar Remina.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440554 W-will you marry me?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:40:48 2015 No.13440561 >>13440535 Can't find the original of that pic. Help?

Anonymous Wed May 6 10:42:39 2015 No.13440566

>>13440558
Sure, if you can manifest a hot babe out of eye goop, and you let me fuck it. A good conversationalist would be nice, too. I like the idea of fucking a planet, because you could have a lovers spat and run away sulking, and she'll always be right besides you waiting for you to calm down and quit acting like a git. Seems like a funny concept.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:43:02 2015 No.13440568 >>13440540 So speaking of Shai, where's muh Spaceworm update?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:43:27 2015 No.13440569 File: 413 KB, 500x598, 1310422696858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440556 So it is. I'd prefer it if you blame my timezone rather than my personal idiocy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:44:40 2015 No.13440573 >>13440569 Frog was alright but god damn, that's the worst lamia design ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:48:34 2015 No.13440581 >>13440541 Don't make me partially metz the box carrying Jabberwock. >>13440561 https://i.imgur.com/AdGL3bj.png https://i.imgur.com/n90HZCP.png

Anonymous Wed May 6 10:48:37 2015 No.13440583
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>>13440573
I've never really minded nohands, mostly because I like the idea that I'm still useful for SOMETHING as opposed to being completely emasculated by mai waifu's superior abilities.

Monstergirls are for cumdumpstering, not co-personing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:49:45 2015 No.13440585 >>13440581 >Don't make me Fine, terrorist. You win. Ruin everything, I won't stop you. I'll just go cry in a corner now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:49:59 2015 No.13440586 >>13440558 Under any other circumstance, I'd probably be creeped out at this. But I read Rockman Gigamix, so I'm not. http://i.imgur.com/MUe9eSR.png

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:51:30 2015 No.13440589 >>13440585 Well, when you threaten to Lilimbane me things are going to get a little extreme.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:51:32 2015 No.13440591 >>13440573 That's 'cause it's a naga, genius.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:53:01 2015 No.13440594 File: 354 KB, 686x822, 1416904594447.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440589 Can't respond. Crying in a corner. Without even a fluffy tail's worth of comfort.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:54:21 2015 No.13440599 >>13440535 The fuck is she doing?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:56:05 2015 No.13440607 Do Frog girls start off as Tadpole girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 10:56:39 2015 No.13440609 >>13440607 Sure they do.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:02:31 2015 No.13440630 >>13440426 who is she and what is she from

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:02:36 2015 No.13440631 >>13440558 Zero/Final Form Dark Mind is that you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:04:56 2015 No.13440640 >>13440581 We need more Glacies Some steamy yuri/3-way with lava golem

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:05:53 2015 No.13440642 >>13440581 >glacies footjob of all things fucking why? why can't she get some proper art instead of bullshit like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:08:14 2015 No.13440651 Quickly, help, how do you detatch a zombie from clinging to you without dicking it, whilst also not being a jerk about it?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:09:14 2015 No.13440656 >>13440642 >He doesn't want ice shards down his dickhole pleb

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:09:39 2015 No.13440658 >>13440651 Depends. What do you need to go do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:10:23 2015 No.13440659 >>13440658 Head home to the waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:11:06 2015 No.13440660 >>13440659 There's a zombie clinging to you who ISN'T your waifu? Tell her that, then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:11:36 2015 No.13440661 >>13440660 Do they even understand speech?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:12:27 2015 No.13440664 >>13440661 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:12:32 2015 No.13440665 File: 910 KB, 1250x1500, Fucking Box3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440594 Fine, I'll just roughly invert the purples and not go out of my way to break it since I already had the file open.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:12:49 2015 No.13440666 >>13440642 I just want more art, footjobs even welcome.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:13:25 2015 No.13440669 >>13440630 Random side character from some silly SoL gag manga about people with mythical creatures as pets. Forget the title, pretty sure maou is in it though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:13:27 2015 No.13440670 >>13440665 See, this is just fine. There is still goodness in your heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:14:27 2015 No.13440673 >>13440642 I wanna see a Dragon or Jabberwock footjob picture. Huge meaty claws are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:14:32 2015 No.13440675 File: 616 KB, 1034x674, 10567353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440631 >You will never fuck an angelic monoeye abomination that feels nothing but pain and sorrow Why live?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:19:44 2015 No.13440686 >>13440609 How would that work? Are they just big heads with tails?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:20:23 2015 No.13440688 >>13440686 Big, CUTE heads with tails, and arms.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:20:48 2015 No.13440689 >>13440640 >Glacie tries to have yuri with Magma golem >Either she melts and dies >or she freezes the magma girl into rock and she died Thanks Mamanobama

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:38:40 2015 No.13440727 >>13440689 Good

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:57:00 2015 No.13440764 File: 237 KB, 1700x1500, 1408582452689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's so dead in here, we should have a rave for Undead girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:59:04 2015 No.13440768 >>13440764 Ssshhh. If you stay quiet long enough, the undead girls will start dancing Thriller.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:00:01 2015 No.13440773 >>13440307 >>13440301 It's probably a harpy, but it would be amusing to see some really oldschool Kikimora's around that haven't "evolved" to their current form yet. They probably are quite efficient with their claws and wings.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:04:42 2015 No.13440784 >>13440689 >They melt into each other and vanish >Several seconds later, a baby golem and air elemental are born from the hardened rock and boiled steam of the two monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:06:44 2015 No.13440793 >>13440784 The wonders of elemental transmutation!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:30:36 2015 No.13440842 >>13440143 Armadillo, Hummingbird, Phoenix, and my fucking non furry dog girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:31:46 2015 No.13440847 >>13440842 >Armadillo Now there's a nice one.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:32:42 2015 No.13440850 >>13439189 I don't, I simply walk the fuck away.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:33:04 2015 No.13440852 Guess it's time, you boneheads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h03QBNVwX8Q

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:35:30 2015 No.13440860 http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz Ghoul Update at line 1122. Lewds next time. Hope you like it, feedback is much appreciated. Clara realizes she has kind-of competition. But not really.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:35:58 2015 No.13440863 >>13440852 >Not posting the better version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:36:07 2015 No.13440864 >>13440852 Danse la Danse Macabre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:38:18 2015 No.13440873 >>13440863 >Calling that a better version You might as well replace the original music with linkin park.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:41:06 2015 No.13440880 >>13440852 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8XfV8aPAyQ

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:41:27 2015 No.13440881 >>13440873 >Not liking Andrew Gold's Spooky Scary Skeletons You might as well not talk about skeletons at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:45:06 2015 No.13440887 >>13440881 >Dubbing over the original skeleton dance with that Shame shame

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:53:56 2015 No.13440901 >>13440887 >Replacing music with music is bad now Waaw. I like music without lyrics too, but Andrew Gold's song is pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:55:43 2015 No.13440907 >You'll never enroll your wurm daughteru in martial arts lessons >She'll never be expelled for easily overpowering the instructor on the first day

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:57:56 2015 No.13440916 >>13440901 See >>13440873 Like posting Steamboat Willy with In the End playing over it and going "Oh, so much better." What are you, 13?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:58:05 2015 No.13440917 >>13440907 What a shitty dojo. I'm taking her to Wurm Jitsu classes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:59:44 2015 No.13440921 >>13440916 You sound mad. >Trying to start an argument of youtube videos Are YOU 13?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:00:01 2015 No.13440924 >>13440917 Really, it's not the dojo's fault. Anon is an asshole for not just enrolling his little wurm at a Wurm dojo in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:00:20 2015 No.13440926 File: 159 KB, 1050x885, Both these girls have Tail Pussies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, oh! I have one of those too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwd4owXElYQ

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:02:21 2015 No.13440932 >>13440921 >Defending preteen amv tier stuff >Calling me mad A little defensive aren't you, kid?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:02:21 2015 No.13440933 >>13440860 It's too late for me to start reading this, but I'm sure it's great like always.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:04:53 2015 No.13440949 >>13440933 >like always. Heh. A stretch, but thanks for the compliment.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:05:58 2015 No.13440954 >>13440949 Nah man, you're one of the greats, you keep on keeping on.

Anonymous Wed May 6 13:06:40 2015 No.13440956

>>13440932
>Anything I don't like is for children!
>Still mad over something so trivial

Yeah, you're underage alright. I don't really care if you hate it, I posted it and your whining ain't gonna make me delete it. I don't have any more time to deal with you, so you'll have to find someone else to bitch at. See you around.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:08:42 2015 No.13440961 File: 2.52 MB, 600x600, Moist delicious gifs.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is the mainest of men back yet or is he gone for good?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:10:18 2015 No.13440969 >>13440961 I think I saw him post something new, but it might have just been a burn pattern on a toasted sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:10:29 2015 No.13440970 >>13440961 He's on a spirit journey to find himself.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:12:03 2015 No.13440975 >>13440970 has he tried looking behind the couch?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:16:25 2015 No.13440997 >>13440956 >Nuh, uh you're the one that's mad >Muh last word Pathetic. Nobody told you to delete anything either, just called you out on your shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:18:33 2015 No.13441007 >>13440997 Not him, but you get how ironic it is to call out some one else on >muh last word Whilst simultaneously getting in the last word? I mean, assuming he doesn't respond

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:21:48 2015 No.13441022 File: 249 KB, 593x900, 1429690158121.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it time to burn this thread to the ground?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:21:56 2015 No.13441023 >>13441007 He won't be able to resist responding again and getting the last word. The kind that say "This is it and I'm done." never can. Except maybe he will now that this is posted. That would be a happy ending for all involved.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:22:27 2015 No.13441024 >>13441022 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:22:29 2015 No.13441025 Spank the monster girl. But How hard DO you spank? That is the question.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:22:58 2015 No.13441026 >>13441022 >>13441024 YEEART!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:23:05 2015 No.13441027 >>13441022 YEEART!

Anonymous Wed May 6 13:25:57 2015 No.13441040
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The earth shook violently, tearing down the nearby buildings and causing car alarms to go off all over town. From a hole in the ground, a beast emerged that was in size and appearance more ferocious than any that dwells upon the earth, the size of a bus and covered in scaly armor that would put a tank to shame.
The Wurm stretched out, looked around and then a puzzled expression came over her face.
"I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:31:09 2015 No.13441052 >>13440860 >More Ghoul Just what I needed today. Really. Keep it up, man. That Lily, so adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:34:36 2015 No.13441061 >>13441052 Thanks man, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Anonymous Wed May 6 13:35:06 2015 No.13441064
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>>13440970
>Spirit Journey

Hasn't anyone told him that Ghosts, Nightmares, and the horrible Will'O'Wisps inhabit paths like that?

He needs to go on a hike up a mountain or something instead to clear his head.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:36:13 2015 No.13441068 >>13441025 Hard enough to redden not bruise and get a slapping sound instead of a stiking one

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:38:32 2015 No.13441071 >>13441064 >horrible Will'O'Wisps You takethat back. Wisps are beautiful creatures, who are chill and only help guide people to where they belong.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:38:36 2015 No.13441072 >>13440970 Yes, every fucker and his dog are on a spirit journey these days. Must be popular I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:39:27 2015 No.13441073 >>13441072 And nobody will ever come back. They all got on the Snake Way and fell off.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:44:16 2015 No.13441085 File: 383 KB, 1120x1390, My post s correct.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13441071 >

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:45:06 2015 No.13441087 >>13441073 The thought of Crayon being double-teamed by german onis does make smile.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:45:22 2015 No.13441089 >>13441040 I'm going to learn Judo and Aikido and wrestle the wurm into submission.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:46:28 2015 No.13441093 File: 312 KB, 557x640, Red Oni, Blue Oni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13441087 And zen ve vill do squats!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:46:44 2015 No.13441094 >>13441085 >virgin housewives God dammit, I shouldn't have laughed I was in the thread this was suggested in

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:47:46 2015 No.13441095 >>13441089 Can't you give her directions to Waterworld instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:48:27 2015 No.13441098 >>13441093 Being the bad person that I am, I was thinking of the "canon" onis.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:48:28 2015 No.13441099 >>13441089 Maybe you should learn wrestling then. I mean Judo technically has ground techniques but they aren't particularly good and almost nobody practices them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:49:10 2015 No.13441101 >>13441089 Both of those are going to be hard to apply to a creature with no legs and a base as massive as anything in a lamia format would have. Best of look, may your training arc be long and bright.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:49:45 2015 No.13441102 >>13441098 Eww.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:50:34 2015 No.13441103 >>13441093 >you will never grapple with these fine ladies as they grease one another while wearing nothing but speedos/G-strings.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:51:37 2015 No.13441106 >>13441102 Yeah, I know.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:52:41 2015 No.13441108 >>13441093 If you have a 3some with them is it blue-raspberry flavored?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:53:20 2015 No.13441112 >>13441095 The actual Waterworld, or the Waterworld theme park in Japan? >>13441099 >>13441101 In that case, I'll learn Greek-Roman and Turkish Wrestling, too. Once I get myself oiled up, that wurm won't stand a chance!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:55:30 2015 No.13441116 >>13441112 Hakan pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:55:37 2015 No.13441117 >>13441112 The one with Kevin Costner! >Once I get myself oiled up, that wurm won't stand a chance! Wurm Wrangler informed me that this is false.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:58:32 2015 No.13441127 File: 559 KB, 732x799, 1430935112987.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13441117 Wurm Wrangler didn't train hard enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:59:24 2015 No.13441131 >>13441127 Are you saying you know better than Aziz?

Anonymous Wed May 6 13:59:32 2015 No.13441134
File: 1.43 MB, 1390x1543, When the red moon hangs low, the line between man and beast is blurred. And when the Great Ones descend, a womb will be blessed with child..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13441095
I don't think you can give her directions to an unspecified time period where humanity is stranded on manmade "islands" anon.

Well...maybe if she hibernated long enough it would work.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:00:24 2015 No.13441136 >>13441134 Then hyperventilate she will!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:03:11 2015 No.13441149 >>13441131 If I can wrestle down that wurm, then I'll say yes! I'm going to trap her tail with my bicep! I'm going to subdue her with my abs! I'm going to bribe her with icecream before the match so she throws the match!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:04:10 2015 No.13441155 File: 242 KB, 1920x1080, 1429393655467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13441136 ...What?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:04:48 2015 No.13441162 >>13441149 >cheating She will take your ice cream, and she will hold her end of the bargain. And then she'll tell on you!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:18:32 2015 No.13441213 We're shutting this one down, mates. Later.

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