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Can you feel the storm? It's coming.

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>> No.13422281

Thunderbirds are nothing but delinquents who sit on power lines and smoke cigarettes!

>> No.13422282

>>13417556 (You)
It is that time again!
New situation this time!

Your Step Mom is a Minor Holst deity of Hathor, you have an older step sister and no other sisters.
You grew up in a very happy and healthy family life with your Step mom and real dad.
One day the famous Shirohebi seer from the Ryuu shrine comes over and tells you of her vision for you this weekend of the full moon, you will be given a choice of several girls that will ask to go out with you, the one you agree too will become your wife.

Are you ready to play?

<Happy holst family pic.jpg>

>> No.13422283

>Thunderbird OP

>> No.13422288


Last time I picked the childhood friend fox.

Lets see what you've got this time.

>> No.13422289

Except that it never set itself up as femdom.

>The only thing better is that they love each other
Makes it much better imo.

>Wamusato's Wonderful Softness > Dokuro's [Often literal] shit

>> No.13422290
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>Shirohebi seer
Is she one of them?

>> No.13422293
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Remember :
If you pick an option, none of the following are a choice for you

Option 1
Your Step-sister
Your parents think it would be cute and great if you and yer older 'sister' got married, she has pretty much lived with you all your life, she never saw you as a little brother but as a young man, she helped you lose your virginity, and has given you a lot of her milk,you 2 spend a lot of time together and pretty much have a great relationship.
There is no real bro-sis feelings or connotations in this option.
She is ok with this idea. she just seems kind of unable to ask you if you want to get serious.

(continued )

>> No.13422294

lol learn to colors faggot

>> No.13422296

>Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (HTTP) (embed) (HTTP)

Damn it. Let's see how long we can make that that fuckup chain!

>> No.13422300

>helped you lose your virginity
MC should just die, no girl deserves used goods.

>> No.13422303
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Tell me about Harpies. Why are they BUILT FOR SEX?

>> No.13422304

Or, y'know, he could just stick with the sister who fucked him first?

>> No.13422306


All monster girls are built for sex.

>> No.13422309

Option 2:

Being as this is a shrine to Hathor there is an anubis mage that visits often, she is the typical childhood friend, she is diligent stereotypical Anubis in public, but in secret (a side of her you know quite well) she is quite the nerd, she loves tinkering with things building new things and quite enjoys sex with you. She has hinted she would love a long term commitment with her and help her with her magic studies .


<sexy anubis pic.jpg>

>> No.13422311

>Be 100th level Paladin
>Walk up to Druella's Castle
>She stands by her window laughing as you approach wondering what to sic on you.
>You raise your sword
>The he gives you the Ok before tossing in a whole bunch of water into the crater, calling it Loch Ness and adding a qt girl named Nessie into it.
>Life in Monster Girl World is Awesome

>> No.13422312

Lightningclit is a welcome thing to open with, OP.
Have a nice night.

>> No.13422313


>she helped you lose your virginity

No she didn't, because there is no way I'm going to give that up until I find love, unless you're saying she raped me.

Either way, next..

>> No.13422314

Why the fuck would I not go with the dark-skinned cow goddess daughter again?

>> No.13422316

It's unclear if he fucked the sis or the sis wingmanned for him. If it's loli x shota pseudo-incest we're talking about then sis for life.

>> No.13422319

Both have been pretty boring so far. Still holding on.

>> No.13422320



>> No.13422325

>Anubis Mage
>Typical Childhood Friend
>Stereotypical in public
>Nerdy tinkerer in private
>Hints at wanting a long-term commitment
>Study magic with her

This is everything I want.
Others need not apply.

>> No.13422328
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Your daughteru brought her fiancee so you may meet each other for the first time.
She's marrying a wizard.

>> No.13422329


Option 3:
The Secret box!

Yes I am doing the secret option early this time.
Pick it now and 4 and 5 are not available for you.

>> No.13422330


I have no problem with this.

>> No.13422331
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Truly no party is complete without an overbearing, Lawful Neutral Anubis mage.

What else should join?

>> No.13422335

Don't know. Don't care.

Anubis Mage Waifu is all I need for my adventuring.

>> No.13422336


God I wish there was a full view body shot of her.

That outfit is my fetish.

>> No.13422341
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>CG never

>> No.13422342

>You will never a frumpy, nerdy Anubis with a passion for one thing and one thing only: Card Games on Motorcycles


>> No.13422345

Option 4 :
The Holy hell option:
The Temple of Sekmet's daughter wants you to marry her .
She is strong and powerful woman who has an amazing ability to control those around her, she is seen by many as a great and wise warrior .
In private you know she is the biggest little snuggle slut ever, she totally adores the cute syrupy romantic stuff and really likes to be with you as you always can make her laugh.
She would be a great wife and would dote on you for years to come, expect a lot of kids with this option.


Sexy Set pic.jpg>

>> No.13422348

Which MGs would be the head of a shrine or temple in zipangu/mist valley that isn't a ryu or a kitsune?

>> No.13422349

Dark Priest Missionaries

>> No.13422350



Only a very cold shrine.

>> No.13422352

I'm honestly surprised this doesn't come up more frequently, given the game's Ancient-Egyptian origin in-universe.

>> No.13422354

Crow Tengu.

>> No.13422355

Dragon Twins.
I'd post a pic but they don't have any MG-ish features

>> No.13422356

Jorougumo at a very creepy shrine infested with seals
Yuki-Onna in a shine high in the mountains

>> No.13422357


I don't get the reference.

>> No.13422359


>> No.13422363

The girl in the image is from Yugioh. You know?
The one with the motorcycles?
Also expressing my thing for girls in coke-bottle glasses.

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>> No.13422366

An Oni.
Her temple brings good luck in bets and strength to those who leave offerings of meat and sake.

>> No.13422367

That girl is 100% cute, you have good taste.

>> No.13422370


No, I don't know. I never watched that show.

>> No.13422371

What? I don't get it.

>> No.13422372

Option 5 :
The "woah, really' Option.

After the Shirohebi Seer leaves after telling you of those 3 girls,(options 1-2-4) she also tells you there are up to 3 more unknowns.

After she leavs you bump into a short woman, but oddly she knocks you over and when you look up you see its a little Shetland pony MG.
After a few seconds you realize its not just any MG but it is a Shetland pony nightmare that often comes to the shrine to help out.
She is always shy but opens up around you and always wants to spend time with you when the other 3 aren't around.
She is lonely and if you pick her would be the most devoted wife and give you many children.
She also has a small problem of being considered a child by many and you would be accused of being a pedo at times.

<cute nightmare shetland pony pic.jpg>

>> No.13422375

She'd most likely be a harpy, though.
Still, my point stands.

Understandable. But it's honestly the best series in the franchise.

>> No.13422378


Thats the ones you get tonight.
How many for the Mystery box?
Cast yer choices
Mystery box in 5 mins.

>> No.13422379


I mean I never watched the franchise.

>> No.13422383

Also understandable.

>> No.13422384

I chose the box.

>> No.13422385

Number 5 is adorable, but all the same, glad I picked the Tinkering Anubis Mage Childhood Friend. That's just perfection in my eyes.

>> No.13422387

Well, she sounds pretty adorable, but I don't really care for taur types. Guess I'll go for the mystery box.

>> No.13422388


None of them really do it for me so far.

I'll see what's in the box.

>> No.13422392

I want the box.
What's in the box?
How much is the box worth?

>> No.13422393


>> No.13422394

Lets see the box. I'd go for pony, but horsepussy can't win.

>> No.13422397

>"You get home, sit down, and watch some TV. Who gets the box? What's in the box? How much is what's in the box worth? Storage Wars! Ehehe..."
>"But I do not want a class war, race war, flame war, UND CERTAINLY NO COLD WARS! Blue balled for 40 years..."

>> No.13422400


Anon, be aware what you say. Saying you'd like pony over horse would get you two vast different levels of hate.

>> No.13422402

Pretty sure it's a losing battle either way.

>> No.13422404

Nazi vampire girls when?

>> No.13422405

'Sister' all the way 100%.

>> No.13422409

Mystery box.

You head into the temple to consider your options when you hear some odd noises coming from the room where your mom stores her special Hathor milk.
Upon listening closer you hears moans of pleasure coming from the room.
naturally you open it slowly and quietly to peek in and see what it is.
There drinking some milk like it is gods gift is a fox woman dressed in dark colors , she looks absolutely thrilled to be chugging the milk down.
You realize it is the daughter of the Dark Kumiho sorceress down the road.
she has always been friendly with you and had your back through school and High school, while she never really hung around with you she always indicated she liked you .
It is then that she realizes you caught her she looks at you deeply embarrassed .
The Milk has done amazing things to her, she has been drinking it for quite a while now, she confesses to you she loves the stuff and because she is also a dark Kumiho sorceress she just can't simply come to the temple and get some. and asks if you would forgive her .
She would be the ultimate Mayadere option if you choose her, sexy, powerful, rich and above all fun as hell to be with, again expect tons of kids with her and only her mom and yer parents will be thrilled by yer getting together.

Thats it for tonight.
sorry if it sucked, I am sick and wore out.
Hope you had fun with it.

<super sexy dark Kumiho sorceress pic>

>> No.13422418

I regret everything.

>> No.13422419

I was expecting an Apophis, or the Pharaoh herself...

>> No.13422420


But if one is less of a battle, it makes it easier to fight, right?

>> No.13422423

It can't be helped.
Buuut, if she's may adhere, I can go for that.

>> No.13422424

evil turned good because she is with you?
How can you regret that?

>> No.13422428
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How does your waifu hit on you?

>> No.13422429
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I'm curious to know the percentage of women who'd willingly corrupt themselves into succubi and monsters if it meant beauty and power at the cost of becoming someone's waifu.

>> No.13422430

I am okay with this.
Mofu wins again.

>> No.13422435

Well fuck.
I was hoping for an alp to force into cosplaying

>> No.13422437

What does 1~2 look like?

>> No.13422441

Its the appearance stat from the Call of Cthulhu RP game. You roll 3d6 for most stats.

>> No.13422442

Maybe I had a misunderstanding on the term itself, but I always took it to mean "evil with everyone but you", which wouldn't fly with me. If it meant she changed overall, then sure, but I'm not going to be with an evil MG.

>> No.13422447

Ah, I get it now. Thanks!

>> No.13422454

Night Anons, stay cool and don't burn down the thread.
I will always be here, barring death or coma, to wish you good night.
Even if the only thing I do is undead imouto shorts

>> No.13422459

That's enough, friend. That's more than enough. Trust me. Could always use more of those.

>> No.13422461

>Undead Imouto Shorts
Bless you for such a thing.

>> No.13422463


I'm okay with this.

>> No.13422466

What monster would make for the best oppai loli?

>> No.13422469

No, we could always use more of THIS

*Unzips dick*

>> No.13422472

The oppai loli girl.

>> No.13422473


>> No.13422475


In my experience with Arekishi? Plant girls.

>> No.13422479

With terrible oneliners from hentai and porn.

>> No.13422484

She shows me a copy of Giant Robo while grinning at me and moving her eyebrows up and down suggestively. It works.

>> No.13422485

That chart is surprisingly well balanced. A lot of times these charts just jump from hideous to very cute. Here the just below average one is acceptable and the barely above average one is sort of cute. 13-18 has less of a curve, though, they're all super cute.

>> No.13422491

13 is pretty much the line for heroines. Once you reach 17-18, you are into the supermodel zone. You leave the realm of everyday cute to someone whose face was chiseled by some divine force.

>> No.13422493


>The ugly ones are drawn more realistically then the pretty ones

And this is why 3D is PD.

>> No.13422499
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Why are elves so weird?

This isn't normal behavior

>> No.13422501
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It's in their genes.

>> No.13422506


I want to eat ice cream on a cold winter day with my yuki-onna waifu.

I like the cold.

>> No.13422517

My genes are on them.

>> No.13422521

What a waste of genes,

>> No.13422522
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>> No.13422527

Does that skellington still have an ass? It looks like she does.

>> No.13422528


It be fun if that was translated

>> No.13422530

She's cute.

>> No.13422532

She's a cutie. I'd cuddle her.

>> No.13422533 [SPOILER] 
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Go out to the country to visit an older shrine of the Fox goddess, and get lost.
Find this , she simply asks "I think you are lost and need some help?"

>> No.13422535


I hope the grim reaper is a cute girl.

I hope the after life is full of monster girls

>> No.13422543

I don't need any other option. Never ever betray the onee-san. Live for the Onee-san, defy death for the onee-san. Especially since you've already fucked her.

>> No.13422544

Its okay, I can just make more.

>> No.13422546


>> No.13422554


>> No.13422558

>Through an unfortunate accident your monstergirl waifu goes blind.

>You have to lead your Manticore waifu around as her tail-pussy envelops your hand.

>You have to lead your Gazer waifu by having all her eye-stalks wrap around you.

>You have have to describe how far your Cheshire waifu has to teleport because she refuses to accept her disability.

>> No.13422560 [SPOILER] 
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How many of you would like to come home and find this in your home/apartment/ whatever?

>> No.13422563

Yes. Must touch fluffy tails.

>> No.13422565

molest mofu

>> No.13422566

>Hello pretty lady. Would you like to play a game with me?

>> No.13422567

I like the idea of an afterlife which is essentially one mass shared dream. Humanity's collective subconscious.

So, going by that idea, it'd have pretty well anything you wanted.

>> No.13422572

The ritual worked! Now to conquer the WORLD!

>> No.13422575

>Hollywood's making an Egyptian-Mythos themed action movie
>Hathor is going to be a character
>Played by the Kunoichi from the last G.I. Joe movie
I don't even know.

>> No.13422578

I didn't see that, does she at least have tits?

>> No.13422579

Won't they develop echolocation or some other shit?

>> No.13422580

None of her photos I get from looking her up on Google show her being particularly stacked.

>> No.13422581

This ain't Daredevil man. Blind people don't just turn into bats.

>> No.13422589

Well, historical accuracy has never been hollywood's strong suit.

>> No.13422594

Apparently the villain of the film is Set, as portrayed by Gerard Butler.

>> No.13422599

Mamono mana?

>> No.13422606

Mana na na

>> No.13422608


Unless your waifu is a bat girl.


I think that stuff only works on stuff directly required for sex.

IE, your dick will regrow, but a lost arm won't. Eyes aren't exactly needed for sex. Though I'm sure a lich or wizard could fix you up with some more conventional magic.

>> No.13422612

Well, she could always grow vaginas in place of her eyes.

>> No.13422613

Bat girls don't turn into bats though. They are bats to begin with.

Besides that bat girls can still see. They can just use echolocation to help them eat mosquitoes.

>> No.13422614


Vaginas are not an ocular organ, why?

Also, that sound fucking disgusting. I'm talking god damned nightmare fuel.

>> No.13422617


It depends, fruitbatgirls can't do that.

Because fruit doesn't run, they're also get bigger then their sonar cousins if I remember my bats correctly.

>> No.13422620

>Where did you get these eyes from doc, they're great!
Oh, just someone who forgot to pay me.
>Wait, what?

>> No.13422630

Dolphins can grasp things with their vaginas so maybe she can feel herself around with them? Like she has really long prehensile tentacle clits or something.

And even if you don't like it at first MAMONO MANA will happen and then you will!

>> No.13422633


No thank you. I'd rather the vagina be where it's suppose to be in relation to the human part of the body.

Back of the knee maybe.

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Hands would be much more effective for that then vagina eyes.

Also that's still fucking nightmare fuel.

I'd rather she have black holes for eyes, like this cutie.

>> No.13422659

>he doesn't like asspussy

>> No.13422660


That's something completely different.

>> No.13422662

I'm still going to believe that's how all injuries heal in demon realms. Cut your finger? You grow a tiny dick from it. Oomukade slits wrists because the guy she confessed told her to go take a hike? She gets the wrist-vaginas from that one Z-TON oneshot. Paladin can't take all the debauchery and beheads himself in shame? He lives the rest of his eternal life with a giant penis for a head.

After a decade or two of hanging out in the local demon realm, you start looking like the cocksuit dude.

>> No.13422666

>Paladin can't take all the debauchery and beheads himself in shame? He lives the rest of his eternal life with a giant penis for a head.
And they say that "Traitors" think with their dicks.

>> No.13422667

Oh. How about tentacle-pussy?

>> No.13422669
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That is completely disgusting.

>> No.13422670

Love these kinds of pics.
Also, good taste pal.

>> No.13422674
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Yuuko at the end of the series is pretty much a stereotypical monster girl.

I mean she's haunting her husband because she wants his dick.

>> No.13422676

That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

>> No.13422681

>/d/ in charge of supernatural injury cures

>> No.13422695

>Letting /d/ be in charge of anything.

>> No.13422702

>You will never have a shirohebi as a childhood friend, whom you drag along on your various misadventures
>She will never make a pact with you involving tying a red thread around your pinky and hers
>She will never secretly keep that red thread with her for years to come, believing with all her heart that you'll honor the pact you made with her
>You will never one day do something so terrible to her that she, in her heartbroken catatonic state, snips the red string in two

>> No.13422707

>>You will never one day do something so terrible to her that she, in her heartbroken catatonic state, snips the red string in two
Damn straight I won't.

>> No.13422709

Nope, it's 100% sensible.

Between a dick and an arm, what is better for a monster? A dick.

Between their husbands gaining an extra dick and an extra arm, which would a monster prefer? A second dick.

If a monster's husband gets his arm cut off, what is better to replace it with, an arm or a dick? A dick.

Repeat for all body parts until Chaos Spawn.

>> No.13422710

Hey it's pretty late at night, so any Anon's up for some fap material? Someone in the thread before was asking for Silent Hill based stuff, and this was what all I knew of.


Granted, some of you might not like his art style. He draws his girls quite...thick. Still seems like an interesting atmosphere if you ask me, besides the ending implication of course.

>> No.13422715

This breaks my heart for some reason.

>> No.13422719
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>You will never one day do something so terrible to her that she, in her heartbroken catatonic state, snips the red string in two
Jesus this fucking hurts bad

What do I have to do to redeem myself?

>> No.13422722

>you will never have an evil lamia sorcerer waifu who has a soft spot for animals

>> No.13422724

>A lamia girl who ironically loves rats
Though it would make sense if she grew up poor enough to live out on the streets.

>> No.13422727

Why did I read that as red thong at first?

>> No.13422729

I remember this. This was lewd as fuck.

>> No.13422730

Because you're a fellow pervert.

>> No.13422732

I dunno.Why did you?

>> No.13422733

She would probably hate them in that case

>> No.13422734

Why would you tie footwear to your finger, anon?

>> No.13422737

I was thinking more like an evil Radagast the Brown. She would protect her forest with deadly force, but would be a vegetarian, and treat all of the animals as if they were her children.

>> No.13422738

It's an old Irish tradition, dense paladin anon.

>> No.13422741

Okay then.
What if one were the type to keep them as lab rats and felt a special connection with her subjects?

>> No.13422743

But that's what the red thread of fate is.

A loli Sabbathite shirohebi puts her panties on your head and you're cursed to live as the Thonghead Pervert until you decide to give into your lolicon instincts and marry her.

>> No.13422744

>what is better for a monster?
Now there's a point I don't care for at all.

>> No.13422746

Radagast was fucking unsanitary though.

>> No.13422749

So a Wild Child lamia girl who lives out in the forest? In the nude?

>> No.13422752

I wouldn't last a day.

>> No.13422753

>lab rats
Would likely not have much in the way of feelings for them.
The best way to make her bond with the things is if she only rarely ever encountered them.

>> No.13422755

I want to trigger a Tanuki by showing her this


>> No.13422756

>A shirohebi who lives in the forests of Zipangu
>She loves iriomote cats

>> No.13422757


Did he make a fucking bonus page due to outcry? I swear I remember fapping to this several times without page 17 being there, but I remember people demanding more.

>> No.13422758

>A loli Sabbathite
Some one is getting ara ara cake crammed down their fuck hole.

>> No.13422759

Who knows magic. Yes.

Take what you think is unsanitary and make it sanitary because of MAMANO MANA.
best not be talking shit about my boy Raddie, he's got the best shrooms

>> No.13422761

I think so, 17 took me by surprise too, because I wanted to see him fuck her as well, and I remember being disappointed he never did.

>> No.13422767


this pose strikes me as very Oni-ish. the only thing wrong with it is the pyramid head, and whilst I get that that's what she is, it's a shame you can't see her smug expression as she looks down at the small human boy slaking his lust on her flesh.

>> No.13422775
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Is your waifu a Big Girl relative to you?

>> No.13422776

Good luck with that, her thong also constricts itself whenever she chants the Lotus Sutra. Now you have to journey to the West and retrieve the scrolls for an enhanced Spell of Pedomorphosis from the Indian branch of Sabbath (full of little brown girls, obviously) to revert her back.

The Indian branch is fearsome, I heard they even converted an Apsaras and had her develop the potion needed to make a loli lactate.

>> No.13422779

No, she's 2/3 to 1/2 my size. Why do you ask Mr.FBI?

>> No.13422784

I'll just tell her I cam in the cake. She'll eat it herself.

>> No.13422803
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>*Lewd Fairy Noises*

>> No.13422810

>Those twin braidtails

>> No.13422814

Le Cake is lie! It is come true!

>> No.13422816

Every god damn day, I knew I shouldn't have built my log cabin on the edge of the enchanted woods.

I'm tired of these sex-starved mini nymphs riding my dick while I'm asleep.

>> No.13422821

>He doesn't like free autonomous onaholes.

>> No.13422823

I am not taking responsibility for hundreds of tiny Fairy daughterus because these tiny winged delinquents break into my house and do lewd things to my poor cock under the bed covers.

>> No.13422828


I can dig it.

>> No.13422840
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I want to learn from the wise Oni High Priestess how to get ripped as fuck and party like no one's ever partied before.

>> No.13422846

>that art...

>> No.13422860

>I am not taking responsibility for hundreds of tiny Fairy daughterus
So don't. Infact its best if you ignore them when you're awake, because if you interact with the little shits they might think you likethem, and spirit you away to their kingdom full of assholes.

>> No.13422863

>You will never have a fairy waifs who buys a pill vibrator for herself
>The normal sized ones

>> No.13422866
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Back in my day monstergirl thread had images.

>> No.13422871

You there. How much for that Turquoise Dragon Girl?

>> No.13422874

Back in your day they weren't 3000 posts long. Don't post images for the sake of posting images.

>> No.13422888

How do you throw an aggressive monster girl off their guard?

MG: "I am going to rape you"

You: "Lel do eet faget I bet u kiss grils"

MG: wat

You: *flee*

>> No.13422903

Zinogre-chan, get back in your crate.

>> No.13422905

My trips stand uncontested.
Fight me.

>> No.13422907
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> "Lel do eet faget I bet u kiss grils"

Doesn't work on everything. They might prove you right, and then where will you be?

>> No.13422909


MG: "I am going to rape you"

You: "You sink zis rape?"

MG: *flees*

>> No.13422911

Sitting back and watching the fun.

>> No.13422912

I don't know, that's why I'm asking.
Maybe throw something else out there? A 'shiggy diggy', perhaps?

>> No.13422926

I can't think of a monster who wouldn't kiss girls, honestly.

They prefer men, but a woman is fine too.

>> No.13422932

Please don't be so cancerous. Just passionately mouth molest a monstergirl if she's trying to rape you, that'll put her on the back foot quicker than anything else. Just stop spouting memes.
>shiggy diggy
>do eet faget
I mean, I hate to be "that guy" but... posting standards, man

>> No.13422934
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Lost a loved one? Can't afford a Lich or think the Undead are abominations? Your deity of choice not listening to your prayers?
Anubis has you covered. For a nominal fee, payable with your body, your deceased loved one can be brought back from the other side in a full resurrection, no necromancy used, no injuries or brain damage sustained!

>> No.13422937

Monster girls kissing girls turns them into monsters after all.

>> No.13422940
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What happens to Monster Girls kissing Monster Girls?

>> No.13422942

The thread gets pissed off.

>> No.13422946

There's also the fact that they're depraved nymphomaniacs. They don't even monsterize girls for the sake of monsterization, they just want them to feel as good as they do and monsterization just happens to be a good way to do that.

That's forbidden love.

>> No.13422949

actually, I dont mind.

>> No.13422954


Fuck off.


>> No.13422955

You seem to be missing the point
The "memes" are the repellent

>> No.13422957

Why so butthurt?

>> No.13422958
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They need to get punished by a man, who will teach them the difference between haram and halal

>> No.13422960

How does it feel to know that monsters fucking girls to corrupt them is officially canon material?

>> No.13422962

fuck off the lot to /d/ or /mlp/

>> No.13422963

What if someone wrote a /u/ story and then ended it with "And then Anon walked in and it became a threesome, the end" ?

>> No.13422967

>Spouting memes to a physically superior being
>Not just earning you a smack in the mouth before being hateraped

>> No.13422968

Just fine, they do it to turn human women into MGs, not to fall in love and have it become a relationship, so get the fuck out.

>> No.13422969

See >>13422942
and >>13422954

>> No.13422977

When did I ever say that it should be lasting? The guys first post just mentioned kissing.

>> No.13422983

Physically superior, not mentally superior. Usually.
The MG might not even know that they are memes.

>> No.13422985

Anon don't talk to the grumpy goose.

>> No.13422988

I did.
Everyone hated it.

>> No.13422991

How about a story where two monster girls are in love with each other, but aren't physically attracted to each other so they invite random guys into threesomes to act as their surrogate dick?

>> No.13422992

Get out.

>> No.13422996

> The MG might not even know that they are memes.
We truly are the superior race.
HFY, all day, erry day

>> No.13422999

Still would piss people off.

>> No.13423001

I'd read it.
It'd piss off a few people though.

>> No.13423003

How about you stop pushing your shit here and fuck off to your own board? Fucking asshole.

>> No.13423006
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Make me.

>> No.13423011

>pushing your shit
Funny how he's pushing it when it's merely a suggestion.
Cry harder.

>> No.13423013

best girl

>> No.13423016

How can you like some dyke faux Dragon?

>> No.13423017

I wanna bully Draco until she admits she likes dicks

>> No.13423020

Holy shit, how insecure can you get? MGs can and do love other girls. They monsterize them because they love them and think that monsterization is good for them. They will gladly fuck them after monsterization because they love them.

Even fucking Druella, the most radical madwoman in the entire MGE setting, doesn't think "Oh nice, there are a bunch of humans there, let me drop in these roper seeds and see what happens". She monsterizes on a case-by-case basis so that her "victims" are happy. It's close to parental love but then parents generally don't fuck their kids so it's kind of in between, but it's love no matter how you look at it.

Monsters love dick, sure, but they love other things than dick too. That's like saying honeybees only gather honey to entice men, fuck no they're bees of course they love honey.

>> No.13423021

So tough. Not like we a have a report button or anything. Oh wait...

>> No.13423026
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Do Lamia/Nagas/Echidna/Whatever leave their eggs unprotected?

>> No.13423028

>reporting someone who doesn't break the rules
Oh my.

>> No.13423031

I hope not, I don't want to call the Paladins on their negligent parent asses

>> No.13423032

Yeah, cause it's not 500th time the yurifags have made a move to shove their shit in here. Go fuck yourself.

>> No.13423033

No. If they have to leave, the hubby is left to care for the egg.

>> No.13423038

>stock KGA phrase
How cute.

>> No.13423039

You're silly. I don't like yuri but the more you bitch about it the more I want to post it. Can't you see you're making things worse for yourself?

>> No.13423044


>> No.13423045

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know this was /u/. Kill yourself carpet muncher fetishist.

>> No.13423047

Yurifags have every right to shove their shit in there. Stop throwing temper tantrums over fucking nothing.

>> No.13423054

We'd only need to go to /u/ if we were making a thread dedicated to monstergirl yuri, as opposed to a minor discussion within the monstergirl thread.

>> No.13423055

Thread derailed

>> No.13423061

We're still talking about monstergirls.

>> No.13423064

>boogeymaning already


Go ahead, its not like you'll be told to fuck, since every time this shit comes up, a shitstorm occurs, but you are fuckig entitled you don't care as long as you get your way.

>inb4 you're the same

You have an entire board to drool over lesbians, this thread has never been the place for it, so get out.

>> No.13423066
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Sure is a lot of shitflinging here. You know what that means?
Oomukade abuse and neglect intensifies.

>> No.13423075

Life fucking hell you do. You have your own place, we don't even have that, so fuck you. Why don't we post monsterboys while we're at it?

>> No.13423076

They could. They could also discuss it here, because you know, this is the monster girl thread and there sure isn't any rule saying that you can't discuss yuri outside /u/. Now if this was futa or something you'd have a point, since there are board limitations for that.

As an aside, nobody actually discusses yuri in these threads, it's just about you and that other guy whining like schoolchildren whenever yuri even vaguely gets mentioned. If you shut your mouth, nobody would even mention MG yuri beyond like five posts every other thread.

>> No.13423077

Boy you'll just come up with anything to complain, won't you?
And a shitstorm forms because of people like you.

>> No.13423078

Yes, but it's shitposting

>> No.13423079

I'm not the guy whining about yuri though.
I was actually agreeing in that yuri about monster girls can be discussed here.

>> No.13423080

No, it forms because of assholes like you who have been told time and time again that you're not welcome here, yet here you are starting shit because someplace on the internet doesn't cater to you.

>> No.13423081

the shitstorms only occur since idiots like you get all butthurt over it and throw a tantrum, else people would just calmly move on to another topic after ~3-4 posts

>> No.13423086

>starting shit
None of this wouldn't happen if you didn't scream your head off and shit your pants over trivial things.
As what >>13423081 said.

>> No.13423088

Not either of them but yuri has always been kicked out of these threads. That's why there's no discussion of it. It's as basic a rule as no monsterboys and older than the image limits of /jp/.

I don't even see how anybody could argue different when this thread is basically /a/ in exile and that's a policy of all of /a/. Talk yuri in /u/.

Saying there's no rule is pretty much newfaggotry of the highest order.

>> No.13423092

>Relevant to the monsterGIRL thread

>> No.13423095

It wasn't kicked out until the whole anti-yuri thing that surged through /a/ while we were still on there.

He's grasping for straws and it's almost pitiful.

>> No.13423099

It's older than 24/7 threads and weekend threads. That's always enough and rule that's been in place for years.

>> No.13423101

You can point fingers all you like, yuri is not welcome here. Nor NTR, nor futa, nor monsterboys or the rest of the stuff, long established, that will not be had here, so don't let the door hit your ass on the way out yurifag.

>> No.13423109
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Sure is still a lot of shitposting going on. Can we maybe change the subject already? Like talk about Dragons and how high they can fly, or what kind of distances they can cover, or how well they maneuver in the air in comparison to Wyverns or Harpies.

>> No.13423110

Yuri can and is allowed.
Futa and the others cannot fit into the threads for various reasons, so you can stop grasping for straws and shitting your pants now.

For most of the general's life we haven't hated yuri. Then once that surge went through /a/ we suddenly hated it and it became a rule to not allow it.
Odd, isn't it?

>> No.13423115

Not on board rules, fine to discuss.
Not on board rules, fine to discuss.
Limited to /d/, discuss it elsewhere.
Monstergirl thread, discuss it elsewhere.

I think NTR is a shit fetish, but I'm going to accommodate it because I am not eight years old and can ignore things that I don't like.

>> No.13423117

not welcome =/= not allowed

>> No.13423118
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Can we talk about bullying Wyverns?

>> No.13423119

Why not? Since they are the other half of the coin?

I clarify, I don't want monsterboys in the thread either, but you want yuri, so what's stopping the MBfags from coming in? EMG, Hitomi, 12 beast, and I believe, Jitsu Wa has monsterboys, so why is yuri okay but the rest isn't?

It all stays out.

>> No.13423122

Just ban these shitty ass fucking threads already. Stop bumping them with every post you faglords.

>> No.13423126

One is a monsterboy in the monstergirl thread, shitposter-kun.

The other is a pair of monstergirls in the monstergirl thread. Spot the odd one out.

>What's stopping
Thread relevancy, retard.

>> No.13423129

Cry more though.

>> No.13423132

Old and busted. My idea is superior and therefore I must insult you and become offended that you disagree with me.
Because it says Monster Girl. GIRL. Not boy.

>> No.13423134

>For most of the general's life we haven't hated yuri. Then once that surge went through /a/ we suddenly hated it and it became a rule to not allow it.

>telling lies
I used to make the weekend threads many times before it became a general. You ever see the ones that said "Last Call edition"? That was me.

Yuri been kicked out without fail for years plural, and there's always people who have to try to shove it in every month or two. Just like futa and the rest.

>> No.13423136

We're like a girl's bathroom.
No boys allowed.

>> No.13423140

It's not. Never has been, never will be, Should we talk about kimono just because cait sith is in MGE? You have no ground, no right to be here.

Are you retarded? Yuri goes on /u/.

>> No.13423142

>Last Call
Haven't seen those, and I was around during Bromont's reign. Do you have proof of their existence?

>> No.13423144

COMPROMISE: Yuri guys can discuss whatever they want, the yuri haters can tell them to fuck off as much as they would like, but no side argues about whether yuri is "allowed" or "welcome" or whatever because this is getting dumb.

Since yuri rarely gets brought up, we'll get all the lack-of-discussion with none of the shitstorms.

>> No.13423145

Yeah, well fuck you both, if yuri comes in, it all comes in, let these fucking threads burn.

>> No.13423148

>It's not. Never has been, never will be, Should we talk about kimono just because cait sith is in MGE? You have no ground, no right to be here.

>> No.13423150

Back to /a/ or whatever hell hole you came from cunt boy.

>> No.13423153

To hell with your compromise, yuri stays the fuck out of here.

>> No.13423154

Still shitposting, huh? Time to go delete some shit.

>> No.13423157

Check the /a/ archives dummy.

Or how about they go talk about what they want over in /u/ and everybody is happy. Oh, except then they have to face the fact that they're just a couple of self-entitled bitches that want to push their shit here.

>That one tiny monstergirl thread that used to be on /u/ for like a year because it only got a post once every month

>> No.13423158

You re an idiot and here is why.
>Monsterboy belong in the monsterBOY threads
>And not here
>futa is restricted to /d/
>And not here
>Neither is okay to post
>Yuri, however, had its own board, and yet it not restricted to its own board. As yuri deals in girls and monstergirls
>It is allowed here

The fact that you're a manchild who throws a tantrum at whatever he doesn't like is neither here nor there. Now, does yuri make sense? Naw, not really. Mgs love the dick. But that's neither here nor is it there. It is allowed, and is relevant to monstergirls. Now if you don't like that, feel free to shut the fuck up and talk about things you actually do like, instead of trying to ruin what some one else likes.

>> No.13423159

I think I'd rather stay.

What are you gonna do about it?

>> No.13423162

Not on the archives.
I just checked, and nothing related pops up. So there's no real proof backing you up at the moment. Can you remember anything else about your threads?

>> No.13423164

"Farts on your head"

Thats was refreshing

>> No.13423167

Dragons likely could reach higher altitudes than harpies, wyverns included. They have an internal heating method or at least the fire breathing ones do, enough strength and wingspan to make up for their weight, and the physical sturdiness to withstand low air levels. They wouldn't be going into space, but they could go rather high up. Harpies would have a maximum equal to common birds, unless we're talking about a thunderbird. Thunderbirds shit on everything else in the sky, they're just too good.
In terms of maneuverability, dragons would be pretty poor. Wide wingspans and large bodies are harder to get around, and their arms actually hinder their aerodynamics. Wyverns would do a bit better, but the class definitely goes to harpies. Again, thunderbird shits on everything.
As for distances they can cover, dragons take the top on this. They might not do it as quickly as thunderbird, but they have greater natural stamina and won't need to refuel as often, so to speak. Wyverns would be similar in this way as well. For once thunderbird only shits on harpies.
In conclusion, Thunderbird is freaking broken in the air.

>> No.13423170

As you faggots do all the time.

>There's yuri in MGE, you have to let us have our lesbians!


Like all MGs, they want the dick, they play with each other until a man shows up but the result is the same.

>honeybees, hornets, grizzlies assault alraunes and liliraunes

For they nectar, to eat, or feed their husbands.

Monster have sex with human women to monsterize them and that is it. Take your fetish and get out.

>inb4 we don't discuss only MGE

So? We discuss the MC of VH getting bled to death before we do yuri. Fuck off.

>> No.13423171

It is allowed, but obviously it isn't welcomed by the majority of the posters here.
It's probably best not to post yuri because this shit storm happens every time.

>> No.13423175

This wasn't about MGE to begin with, so you grasping for straws for the umpteenth time is another failure.

>> No.13423177

>It is allowed, but obviously it isn't welcomed by the majority of the posters here.
There. This is all that needs to be said. This is all that needs to be known. Lets stop now.

>> No.13423179

Make your own thread in /u/ then, because it won't be coming in here. Are you ready for a shitstorm every thread?

>> No.13423180

See, this is some quality stuff right here. Thanks anon, if only everyone else here was like you I wouldn't need to delete my pastes again

>> No.13423185

>not *action*
>implying *actions* are even welcome here

Wow kid, you're a sad sight.

>> No.13423192

Keep telling yourself that, and way to ignore I acknowledged it's not just about MGE.

>> No.13423193


It's not picking up the subjects for some reason. You'll see it often as the very last thread in a weekend chain for Summer-Fall 2013

>> No.13423195

I didn't bring it here in the first place, I'm just retaliating to assblasted kiddies who are threatened by other people stepping in their sandbox, and feel the need to bitch incessantly over it. All the guy did was say "Hey if I do this, will it be recieved well."
And from there, seas of shit, as per the usual.

>> No.13423196

Thats cool and all but who are you quoting?

>> No.13423199

I like you too alp.

>> No.13423203

>le old maymay
Here's your reply, I guess.

>> No.13423204

>Or how about they go talk about what they want over in /u/ and everybody is happy.
It's not about what they could do or what is reasonable for them to do, it's about what is their right to do.

I can hate NTR all I want, but I'm going to respect your right to discuss it, and all the power to you if that's your thing. I don't start a shitstorm about Yukikaze getting raped and her boyfriend being powerless to stop it every time TY2 updates get brought up in the nukige thread, and folks who don't like yuri sure have no business wailing on about how yuri "isn't allowed" whenever somebody mentions monstergirl-on-monstergirl kissing.

If I wanted a yuri MG thread, I'd make it on /u/. But nobody has the right to whine when it gets mentioned in these threads.

>> No.13423205

Let's just ignore all these dumb-dumbs and talk about Thunderbird flight shows. Formation flying with sparks flying!

>> No.13423207

I just went though over 2500 things with monster girl thread in then, with over 100 pages, and noticed some things.
We didn't give two shits about yuri back in 08-10, 11-12 was more or less the same, 13+ is when things changed.

>> No.13423210

Yet your argument was about MGE monsters entirely.

>> No.13423212

What the fuck did you expect? We don't have to welcome you, and guess what, it is our sandbox, has been for a long time, you want to lez out feel free to go somewhere else.

>> No.13423219

Well, there need to be some dragons or wyverns for when they play 'great balls of fire'.
But I like this idea. It would be a thunderstorm and a stunt flying show all in one!

>> No.13423221
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Now you are doing it again. Stop misusing the system. Even the captcha is telling you to fuck off.

>> No.13423222

How about fuck you and your yuri-hating fad. Besides I already said it wasn't me who brought it up in the first place, how's that reading comprehension working for you?

>> No.13423227

It's like you don't remember what happens when that runs rampant. Stuff like metaknight, Dennis Hopper kun, fujoshit kun, Negawalker, and all the rest.

Nobody is going to put up with that shit again, especially not from some "BUT I WANT MY FETISH" minority that thinks they have some kind of right when there's a whole board they can talk on that was created to separate that stuff from the rest of 4chan.

>> No.13423228

A Ryu would put on a great show.

Man a monster girl group of traveling entertainers would be awesome.

>> No.13423233

But how do you convince a Dragon to do tricks like a trained dolphin?
Now here's an idea to explore.

>> No.13423234

>Anyone in these threads tolerating NTR

You are hilarious. And lying.

>> No.13423235

>almost 3 years
>that time accounting for all the time of weekend threads and time as a general

Point stands.

>> No.13423236

>Didn't give two shits
This meant we didn't really discuss is a lot or generally cared about it.
It wasn't an issue at the time like centaurs were.

>> No.13423242

I suppose we'll need to settle for wyverns. They're more trainable and still have fire. Hear that dragons! Wyverns can do an air show better than you!
That should get us a few.

>> No.13423245

I don't think I will ever understand why people abuse the quote system, then get mad when someone asks "who are you quoting?"
Is it.. Could it be... Newfags?

>> No.13423246

It doesn't really stand, since those three years technically took place on the lesser half of the thread's life.
I should relook through to confirm if any were even weekend threads or if they were even a thing.

>> No.13423249

>runs rampant
There are hardly enough yuri fags here for it to "run rampant". The only reason yuri seems so big is because you faggots inflate it with unnecessary amount of shitposting. Monstergirls as a concept aren't the most accomodating for yuri, what with all the dicklust so it would get an offhand mention every now and then at worst. And all that shit aside, it's still allowed here. All the other shit you're so afraid of, actually is not.

>> No.13423250

>trying to get Dragons to do something by taunting them
That's a dangerous game you play.

>> No.13423251

Comprehend this, you want yuri, you go someplace else. Fuck your "rights", fuck your "it's only a few posts", fuck your "just ignore it".

>> No.13423253

I'd love to go to an MG circus. Cheshire clowns, Manticore tamers, Apsara dancers, Oni Strongwomen, it all sounds like great fun.

>> No.13423255

>muh posting standards
You're right, that horse is still twitching a little.

>> No.13423256

It really depends on the setting.
There's a few of MG card games with Yuri being talked about in /vg/ at times.

>> No.13423258

I'm just playing off their pride, what's the worst that could hap

>> No.13423259

Who are you quoting?

>> No.13423260

And so anon was hoarded.

>> No.13423262

Who are you quoting though?

>> No.13423263

Like it matters, all it takes is something catching on for it to never go away. Retard wurms and bonnet tipper lizargirls anyone?

>> No.13423267

And comprehend this: If someone wants to post or discuss MG yuri in these threads, there's absolutely fucking nothing that you can do to prevent them. They could do it right now and ignore your shit and it could go for the entire thread.

Well, you could turn it into a shitstorm if they reply to your incessant whining, I guess. Yeah, replying to you was a dumb move to begin with. Well played.

>> No.13423268

I guess you'll never know.

>> No.13423269

>it's allowed because I want it

>> No.13423271

And it seems we didn't even do weekly or weekend threads at all from 08-11 and possibly 12 from what I gathered.
Most were either one day to three apart, and mostly on Tuesdays.

>> No.13423272

>It's not allowed because I don't want it to be

>> No.13423273

You're adorable.

>> No.13423275

>It's not allowed because the majority doesn't want it


>> No.13423277

Just realized we're on the front page right now. Probably should have figured that out sooner.

>> No.13423282

>A bunch of vocal faggots get to decide anything
Show me the rule where it says we can't post about monstergirls kissing monsertgirls in the monstergirl thread, or where yuri is strictly limited to /u/. 'Till then, shut up.

>> No.13423283

>claiming majority when you don't have evidence of it
Sasuga anon

>> No.13423289

I have a few fetishes that are despised by the thread, so I don't bring them up. Wish I could, but I don't, because I don't want the thread to burn. You don't give a fuck about anything except having your way, when there is no possible excuse for you to bring Yuri here, having an entire board for it.

>> No.13423291

>Cheshire clowns
Do they float?

>> No.13423293

The history of the threads is the evidence, bullshit-kun.

>> No.13423296

Evidence that you and a few others complain about things you don't like? Because that's what the archives tell me.

>> No.13423297

I like this thread, whether it's shitposting like it is now, or casual paladin talk, I like reading these threads.

>> No.13423300

>That one chill /d/ dude who actually cares
I love you man. No Alp.

>> No.13423302

Oh yes anon, they all float.

>> No.13423303

See >>13423293

>> No.13423305

The same archives that tell you yuri has been verboten since maya doomsday?

>> No.13423307

Also, I'm not the yurifag, I'm the guy telling man children to stop spitting their dummies over things they don't like which have every right to be here.

>A bunch of vocal faggots deciding anything
You don't make the rules, and they don't change just because you bitch long and hard enough. Deal with it.

>> No.13423312

Actually that was proven wrong earlier.

Weekend threads would take much longer to conclude on, but they become more and less common at very random intervals in later 2011.

>> No.13423316

>Actually that was proven wrong earlier.

No. Just somebody saying that four years ago, it wasn't verboten. You sound like you missed the 2012 reference in any case.

>> No.13423318

I'm going through 2012 as we speak, and I'm not seeing anything that proves you right.

>> No.13423321

Is the director of the circus a Mad Hatter?

>> No.13423322

>every right to be here

You keep saying that as if it were true.

>> No.13423324

The mystery of a century don't you say?

>> No.13423325
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Can we go back to discussing monster girls?

You know what was a good game? This. It plays like a monster movie, except you're the monster. There's even an ending where you convert the main girl into a spidergirl.

>> No.13423326

Sure why not?

>> No.13423328

And you have yet to provide any evidence to the contrary. Show the rule that states no yuri outside of /u/ and I'll step down

>> No.13423331

Are there Cat Girl acrobats?

>> No.13423332

>a bunch of vocal faggots NOT deciding anything

Already forgotten meta knight and his cronies have we?

>> No.13423334
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All monstergirls should be round up and shot

>> No.13423335

Same kind of unofficial rule as not dumping fifty pictures for the hell of it here. It's established by the thread. And you know this.

>> No.13423336

Of course. They'll amaze you with their stunts.

>> No.13423337

Translation never.

>> No.13423338

Now I know what Sunshine used to do for a living back when she was still young and desirable.

>> No.13423340

>established by the thread
>counting for anything
So you have nothing. I repeat myself, not welcome =/= not allowed.

>> No.13423344

You know why we have BOARDS to cater to different interests? Because otherwise, we'd have a clusterfuck.

>> No.13423347

Now I really want to know

>> No.13423349

That difference would only matter to someone so self-entitled that they'd care it was one and not the other. You want to get technical, it's the same for futa. You ever see futa deleted from here for being futa? Nope.

>> No.13423350

Feel better? Got it off your chest and blew your self righteous load? I'm happy for you. Guess what, yuri will still be shat on and kicked out of here.

>> No.13423352

Being a neutral party in all of this, yuri anime and manga gets discussed on /a/, yuri visual novels sometimes get discussed in the /vg/ generals so going by the same like of thought, discussing monster girl yuri in a monster girl thread isn't that much of stretch.

Personally not a fan though, unless it's a hardcore man hating lesbian being corrupted/turned into a monster that uncontrollably lusts for dick while hating herself for it.

>> No.13423353

That's because nobody is dumb enough to post futa because it is literally against the rules.

>> No.13423354

>thread etiquette doesn't matter

It's this attitude that makes faggot like the guy who made a new thread when there were 15 threads ahead of us.

>> No.13423355

I would like some of that, please

>> No.13423358

But they do, and it doesn't get deleted. Just see every time .less or Mthril trots out a new thread bomb or sombody posts some VH Wan Wan

>> No.13423359

Translation had been never for 25 years. That's stuff from the monkey brain computer era, so better whip out that dictionary and read it yourself. The art is a bit dated, but the story is still pretty darn good.

Akaiito had some pretty good heroines (Nozomi and Sakuya) if you're into monster yuri, too. It lacks the whole people-eating bit to boot, but is good if you're into romantic noseblood drinking and mutual suicides.

Onikiri no Oni is the best end.

>> No.13423361

/a/ can go fuck itself. It can have as many yuri threads as it wants, this isn't one of them.

>> No.13423364

After sifting through the archives I have noticed the threads really didn't follow any weekend thread trend of any sort, or weekly.
They also seemed to to start worsening around the end of 2012 and beginning of 2013.

I forgot about them entirely, actually.

>> No.13423365

>It lacks the whole people-eating bit to boot
Damn, that's the main reason I wanted to read Atlach-Nacha Monster girls that act like monsters are nice once in a while.

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>> No.13423371

I could swear guyzoo mentioned something about translating it.
Then again we're still waiting on Galzoo from him.

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I just want a cute elf to tenderly love.
Shame this one is a cosplayer.

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Any final words wench?

>> No.13423376

>Mnticores, hellhounds, al spiders, alps, hornets, parasite slimes, and traitors should be round up and purged

FTFY my friend.

>> No.13423379

Thread etiquette is accepting that some people like things which you don't like, and not shitting your pants over it. Good job on that count. Notice how asides from this pointless argument, there have been no actual comments with yuri content? Had you shut the fuck up and kept talking about monstergirls, it would have died after 3 or so posts.

>> No.13423380

>Ara, you're all going cum at once? Ufufufu~

>> No.13423383


Ya blew it anon.

>> No.13423384

You're a big meanie.

>> No.13423388

I want to break a proud elf of royal lineage into a docile housewife and mother.

>> No.13423389

Well, you can still die in umpteen different ways, including some ends that come straight out the left field and involve you accidentally walking off a cliff or falling into a well. There are a couple of bad ends where Nozomi and Mikage kill you by draining your blood, too.

But you only get to play a monster in one of the endings where Kei goes full oni (and Kei is a living power-up for anything supernatural so it's implied that she can really fuck shit up as an oni). It even gets a minigame in Aoishiro.

Isn't it sad, Kraken? Alicesoft can really be cruel on their girls.

I liked the salamander girl the most, though. Not the fire lizard, the actual salamander, and she even gets gills as a child.

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Pretty much.
Actual Yuri discussion wouldn't even be noticed if he didn't make a big deal over it.

Oh their latest game does some sick shit from what I've heard.

>> No.13423392

I also never seed torrents.

>> No.13423393
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Also, you're thinking of Gecko/Geko

>> No.13423394
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You aint fucking tricking me don't listen to these scumbags

>> No.13423395

That's it. You're going to be hunted down by Captain Tailpussy, her first mate Miss Happy and their loyal quartermaster Alpstein.

>> No.13423401
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Don't start things you can't finish.

>> No.13423404

Call the blackguards I don't give a fuck.

>> No.13423405

And what do you mean by that?

>> No.13423409

I didn't start nuffin

>> No.13423410

They'll scrub your deck fore and aft, if you know what I mean. Argh!

>> No.13423416

How about you accept that this is not the place to post Yuri, fuck off to /u/, and we don't have to have this argument each time?

>> No.13423419

We wouldn't have any arguments over this if you weren't such a pants shitter over things you don't like.

>> No.13423423

>no u
I ain't even the yurifaggot. I'm just telling a bunch of spoiled cunts to stop derailing the threads with their shitposting

>> No.13423425

Because they WANT it, and they'd feel sad if they went to /u/ and posted a thread that got no replies.

So they want to be here where it's all lively and full of people who wish they would shut the fuck up with their entitled bullshit.

>> No.13423426

They'll clean my house and car? How nice if them. I'm still not gonna dick them.

>> No.13423428

Shirou, I don't think you know what I meant.

>> No.13423434

>purposefully derailing a thread with a hotbutton topic only liked by a handful of people
>then call the other people shitposters

Is it time for the presidential primaries already? I can't deal with all this political spin.

>> No.13423435

Did we get the legendary Hornet rape scene from Kichikuou yet? Or Medusa pulling off one of her snake rape fatalities?

Also, did Rizna become a full demon, and was it the Hanny demon that gave his essence to her?

Man, Rizna really got the short end of the stick during Rance Quest. At least she ended up better than Suzume, though.

>> No.13423436


Insult me all you want, they're not getting their way.

Yeah, well fuck them, maybe take the not so subtle hint that they're a minority and should shut the fuck up, like fujoshit kun.

>> No.13423439
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X won't be out until 2017.
So you'll have to wait until then for whether or not Kayblis rapes Hornet again, if Rance taps that, or if Medusa kills off more heroines.
It was almost confirmed Rizna would turn into a Dark Lord and that Arms would kill a Dark Lord, from what I remember.

>> No.13423440
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What'cha doing nerds?...Also Tharja is cute.

>> No.13423443

Well it won't matter then, will it?
Contemplating whether I should give up or not.

>> No.13423444

The guys only fault is drawing attention to himself with his "Hey guys! what do you think of this yuri story x?" People told him they didn't like it, and then you faggots had to get riled up and start blithering on about how it isn't allowed here, and everything you don't like should leave.

>> No.13423448

Break down the information into smaller pieces if you would.

>> No.13423449
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>Tharja is cute.
Why yes she is. She'd also make a wonderful Lamia.

>> No.13423451

Anon, you are the clock by which I say "OH SHIT IS IT REALLY 4:30 AM ALREADY?!"
Nice to see you around again.
And I'm saltybetting while writing. Always bet waifu.

>> No.13423452

Man, the Hebisan in Galzoo was so cute. Where did you go wrong, Medusa?

Couldn't you just stay an ara ara lesbian snake onee-san instead of becoming monstergirl Vlad III and gutting girls with an anaconda?

>> No.13423453

It would.
From what I hear they're going all out in X.
If Orion does what he did in IX, X will have a very, very bright future.

To think Orion started out as a colorfags of sorts for them, now he's their best artist.

>> No.13423456

But anon, 2017 is the year we make contact.

>> No.13423459

The one in Galzoo was cute.
Medusa is just really, really sadistic. Poor Isoroku, Mill, and the other girl whose name I can't recall.

>> No.13423462
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No monstergirl is preventing me from seeing Orion drawing Rance bust another nut in Kamilla and fucking Hornet.

>> No.13423463

As opposed to the guy railing against no less than three other people about how he's right this whole time? Look in the mirror chum. If the smaller side would have given up, it would have died.

You know why it didn't? Because when people like me get tired of arguing and you keep up with your shit, somebody else steps in and picks up the gauntlet. You're the weak link here.

>> No.13423465

On second thoughts she'd probably be a better creepy crawly with that personality of hers. Or a Lich.

>> No.13423466

Those horns are removable, she is the definition of cosplay.

>> No.13423469

>2017 comes and monsters enter our realm
>by that time ISIS has conquered the whole world, genocided white nations and turned the planet into one large shariah zone
>monster girls are wiped out in days

>> No.13423471

Isn't it later revealed she can/is much more demonic? I remember her pulling off some black sclera and real horns at one point.

>> No.13423473

I'm telling people to quit being a pack of goobers, flinging shit at everything they don't like. Of course I'm the minority. Doesn't make me any less right

>> No.13423478

What's a good girl like Alpstein doing with a bad crew like that?

>> No.13423479

That's some confidence.

>> No.13423483

What, you think this long-ass argument was a good thing? Of course not. And it wouldn't have happened if you'd gone
>Boy I sure don't like this.
>Guess I just won't engage with it
The big bad lesbians aren't going to overrun the joint because you stop throwing shit at their shadows or anything which reminds you of them. Just chill, fuck. This is supposed to be undead hour.

>> No.13423485
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Which monstergirl would look the best in a track suit?

>> No.13423487

Christ man, it doesn't take a genius to know the short list of yuri/futa/ntr/monsterboys or even the extended list that includes scat and vore. Those are the only real problem subjects and there's no reason to even try to include them here.

Do you see a couple people bitch about too much /ss/ or manticores or something? Sure. But it's minor grumbling. Trying to force shit on the list under the guise of "you're just shitting on everything you don't like" is not only futile, it's only done by someone with an agenda. Lay off it and learn to accept a few local cultural moors and move on.

>> No.13423488
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Probably a Werewolf or a Lamia.
Maybe an Anubis.

>> No.13423492

A slavic werewolf

>> No.13423494

Mantis, she's already squatting on her profile pic.

>> No.13423495

That series is a bit of a mess. It started as a concept on 2ch and now there are 5~ various adaptions that are not related to each other
But yeah, in the adaptation with the best art she transforms into full demon at some point. And her horns were real from the start, I think. It just anime went with cosplay-tier adaptation

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It's morning here.

>> No.13423498

You're the one throwing a tantrum about inclusion when you could just chill here and talk about fun stuff then go talk about your unwanted fetishes elsewhere like chill /d/ bro.

>> No.13423500

Ofcourse anon. They say that those who underperform and are called into the directors wagon are never seen again.

On a different note, there's a mantago infestation in the third wagon, don't enter it. Oddly the director insists on keeping the wagon and it's contents instead of just burning it all.

>> No.13423502

She used to be a bad boy.

>> No.13423503

I say best art is the only one to care about.

>> No.13423505

>Christ man, it doesn't take a genius to know the short list of yuri/futa/ntr/monsterboys or even the extended list that includes scat and vore. Those are the only real problem subjects and there's no reason to even try to include them here.
No shit. That doesn't mean it won't get brought up. And just like every hot topic, it's not the people that post it which blow it up, its the people tht post about how much they hate it. You'll never get every one to avoid these topics at all times. So all you can do is not sperg the fuck out at the drop of the hat whenever they're mentioned.

Aint my fetish, pal.

>> No.13423508

Except that's exactly what I did. This is only like my third post in the argument. Like I said, I step out and somebody else picks up the gauntlet and continues it. You're the one at fault for keeping it going because you've got an unlimited supply of opponents.

>> No.13423510
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Fear not /mgt/, she has all you guys need, for a price.

>> No.13423514


All it takes is a single spark to start a conflagration. Take your inclusion boner elsewhere.

>> No.13423516

Wrong. It's the instigator that's at fault, especially when the hot topics are so well known. Only two ways they could be brought up.

1. newfag
2. starting shit on purpose and wanting to play the victim

If it's 1. then the guy learns and it doesn't happen again. If it's two then we just get people like you. And in this case it was probably 1. and would have ended if you didn't sperg out on your kumbaya crusade.

>> No.13423517

I want Ebony Ingots.
If you don't have them I'll pickpocket everything I can off you, sell it back to you, kill you, and take all of your money before hoping around like a bird to the next town.

>> No.13423518

RE4 Tanuki merchant when?

>> No.13423519

How much to touch that fluffy tail?

>> No.13423523

there is one thing she doesn't have
my dick inside her

>> No.13423524

Dhovakiin pls.

>> No.13423525

Tanuki in Wonderland?

>> No.13423527
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Given that she was the only female dragon and the dragons were fighting a war against an equal enemy, her life was probably spent on her back getting impregnated and giving birth.

>> No.13423528

Said instigator being someone merely wanting to legitimately discuss something that you do not like.

>> No.13423530

You'd really pay for that?

>> No.13423532

Fine. It baffles me how much you guys seem to enjoy flinging shit, so rather trying to reason with you and get you to just ignore things you don't like, I'll just duck like every one else and hope none of it hits me.

>> No.13423533
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Gee, it's almost as if I was just talking about that earlier in the Alicesoft thread.
The same one where we compared her to a chicken.

>> No.13423534

Right? She should be the one paying to touch your uh...tail.

>> No.13423535

But it doesn't looks fluffy at all, it's shitty bushy tail or something

>> No.13423536

Can you even make money there?
Seems risky.

>> No.13423538

Trinkets, odds and ends, that sort of thing?

>> No.13423539

That they know will start a shit storm. That's culpable intent to cause shitstorm.

>I'm just trying to have a discussion here
Ah yes, the playing victim call of the socratic faggot. Just like the guy trying to get rid of paladins here yesterday.

>> No.13423540

"Hot topics" is a bullshit term and are only hot topics because you're making a mountain out of a molehill. People whining didn't stop and won't stop anyone from posting their shit here. Any sort of argument about whether topic X is okay to discuss is unnecessary.

Report them if you really think they're against board rules.

>> No.13423542

I wouldn't call mine "fluffy".

...It has other qualities though.

>> No.13423545

there are monsterboy threads?

>> No.13423548

Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?

>> No.13423551

Not really. You get one on /d/ sometimes, but no one likes monsterboys except for the fujos

>> No.13423552

>shit storm
Because you are the shit storm.
If we don't talk about what you don't like when the subject is completely related to the thread in a real and logical way, it's basically you having your way like some spoiled kid.

>> No.13423553


>> No.13423554
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Rance should have fucked her more and knocked her up.

Only pride was preventing her from enjoying it

>> No.13423557

Thanks Doc

>> No.13423559

Careful you don't offend their delicate sensibilities

>> No.13423561

You're a big guy.
For her.

>> No.13423562
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Can you make a delicious brown Ant?

>> No.13423564

What she needs is a shotafication potion. Then she can fuck Rance all she wants.

Maybe even a threesome with Dark Rance.

>> No.13423565

Guilty as charged.

>> No.13423567

Me too, that's how I knew you were. But is it something to be proud of?

>> No.13423568

I was wondering which one to do next.

Guess we have a winner.

>> No.13423569
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He couldn't knock her up.
Female Dark Lords are infertile, remember?

>> No.13423570

Except it does work. That's why these threads are at their current equilibrium. People who legitimately want a discussion don't keep up shit if they're unwelcome and can't have one because almost nobody shares that interest.

That leaves only the assholes that are bitter they're not welcome who latch on to the one or two other people like them.

How do you think Bob's secret club started? They didn't like that they couldn't talk about their fetishes here so they made a place where they could and that's totally legitimate.

More like demanding your minority way against the majority is trying to have your way like a spoiled kid. Like you're entitled to talk about something unliked by most people here.

>> No.13423571

Proud? I don't think so.
Ashamed? Eh, not really, everyone is a nerd these days.

>> No.13423573


You serious? Yurifags have an entire board to themselves, and we're spoiled cause we want to keep this place hetero? Jesus Christ.

You act as if this is not the norm. Please, post about NTR.

>> No.13423577

>having based Rance and shotashit in one sentence
Kill yourself, faget

>> No.13423578

>majority majority majority
Weren't you using that argument earlier O r was that someone else?
Either way that is a misrepresentation of our side of the argument.

>> No.13423581 [SPOILER] 
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There are lots of things that Rance is meant to be able to do.

But he does them.

I get the impression that despite the fact she keeps around some trophy shotas and pretty boys that in terms of actual sex she enjoyed the dominance a bit.

>> No.13423582

From what I remember after 6 she hates him after he raped her.
Dark Rance looks like more of a Mamma's boy.

>> No.13423585

You never knew Kamilla was a shotacon? Adorable.

>> No.13423586

I have a confession. I don't really like maledom, and whenever it comes up, I ignore it relentlessly. Infact I do this for pretty much most things I don't agree with. I can't even count the number of shitstorms I've ignored

>> No.13423588

>That's why these threads are at their current equilibrium
Equilibrium of what, shitstorms for breakfast, lunch and dinner because some dude didn't like what some other dude posted?

Yeah no, I'll post whatever dumb monster fetish I damn well please, yuri or NTR or pegging or whatever. If you don't like it, you can say so. But it is allowed, board rules permitting, and there's nothing you can do to change that.

>> No.13423589

>You could just shut up and let everyone be happy
>Or you could force something only liked by a couple people and make loads more than them unhappy

Even by pure numbers, the quality of these threads will be higher if more people are happy. It's not like there isn't a WHOLE BOARD for the other folks. This is not a public service, it's not about including everyone.

>> No.13423591

Bitch-kun pls go
We need HeroAnon to show all sissies the truth

>> No.13423592

There are some hints of her being a sub here and there.
But still, it's impossible to impregnate a Dark Lord in that setting. Perfectly fine for a male Dark Lord to rape a woman and father kids, Xavier proved that multiple times and tried to do so again with Leila, but a female one just can't get pregnant for some reason.

>> No.13423594

that's her pride
she wasn't far off enjoying the actual sex.

It's just that as both one of the elite Demons and a Dragon Queen she feels pretty humiliated about getting beaten, sealed and raped by a human.

>> No.13423597

Anon pls.

>> No.13423598

>People will be more happy if my side wins
>And I get what I want
This is what your agenda looks like to possibly a good number of folk.

>> No.13423599
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Yeah anon, those strawman comics really made a point!

>> No.13423601
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>no obsessive time lord moth waifu

>> No.13423605

To be fair, I imagine that's how one side sees the other.

>> No.13423606

>I'll post whatever I damn well please

Now who's spoiled? I knew you were a faggot. I can't wait to see you cry defensive tears when people tell you to fuck off.

>> No.13423607

You could make that argument, but that makes this the other side

>Less people than I can count on one hand will be happy if my side wins
>And I get what I want

>> No.13423609

Still, she'll probably want to kill Rance in X.
Things will either go the KR route with Kayblis sperging out harder than this thread ever could and killing Kamilla, or Kamilla killing herself like in KR when you attack her castle a little early.

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I look forward to its continuation.

>> No.13423616

Shitflinging again, huh? You guys used to be so much fun. What happened to you?

>> No.13423617

You could, but we're not being antagonistic and obnoxious.
Should we do a strawpoll, or are you going to ignore any results that don't favor you as "they're easily rigged/cheated"?

>> No.13423619
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and Hornet will probably get wrecked by Kayblis and Hawzel by Medusa

>> No.13423626

I like girls who are soft and cute with a lot of smiley faces being made

>> No.13423627

So that's her possible new concept? The swords don't fit her, and her hat looks even more ridiculous than it did in KR.
I'm hoping you can have the option to prevent Hornet from being raped by Kayblis and that Marice doesn't fucking prevent you.

>> No.13423629

Seeing girls extremely aroused while not being able to do something with it (i.e. through the use of chastity belt or tying them up) always gets me.

>> No.13423633

Newfags, lots and lots of newfags.

>> No.13423634

>we're not being antagonistic and obnoxious.

You certainly were. Just stop trying to give credence to both of them as somehow equal sides and not a few people agitating against the status quo. If you think pro-yuri would happen any way short of cheating then you're crazy.

>> No.13423635

>the results of a poll will undoubtedly show the thread's stance on the topic presented, because people's opinion's don't change and these polls leave no deciding factor out

>> No.13423641

I like how Kabylis gets a demon body, modifies it to be fucking ripped, grows bladed dicks and straps women on his tail to cope with his crippling inferiority complex, while Medusa gets a demon body, modifies it to put her snake tail on the front and calls it a day.

Anyone else looking forward to Kayblis being reduced to a powerless sphere race instead of being killed? That would be a fate far worse than death for him.

>> No.13423642

By the time Rance X is released that concept art will be 13 years old.

It's not settled at all.

Hopefully they also give Hornet some horns like this >>13423462

>> No.13423645

>you certainly were
By merely stating our likes, which are also your dislikes? Grow up.
There is nothing stopping us from discussing it, and unless a mod says so, there won't be. So learn to ignore us like the others in the thread are ignoring this retarded fucking argument.
End of story. End of discussion.

>> No.13423649

give her a birthday present
its a violin

>> No.13423650

>I'll talk about whatever I want and the thread can deal with it or burn

>all dat entitlement
I mean god damn somebody cap this.

>> No.13423652
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One of my favourite singers died /jp/.

Have some adorable while I try to cheer up.

>> No.13423653
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>13 years
Wow. Hopefully Orion won't give Hornet those retarded twintails like in the 6 concept art.

Rance could rape Kamilla in front of him.

>> No.13423654
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Shitposting and shitstorms are the only fun things in this thread

>> No.13423655
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I was at a funeral yesterday and you don't hear me crying about it!
No. Bad!

>> No.13423656

There's no stopping us from shitting on you every time, as you deserve, you pests.

>> No.13423657

>Learn to ignore us.

Fuck off.

>> No.13423658

>you will never solemnly play the violin to a crybaby wyvern

>> No.13423663

Other than a mod deleting you for being off topic while we're on topic.

>> No.13423664

I don't think Medusa did the modification herself. It just happened.

Funnily enough Kayblis could have become a pretty good looking human like monster boy and whilst he would have lost some intimidation factor might have actually had a chance with his waifu

>> No.13423667

Nah, this >>13423588
is the one to cap.

>> No.13423672

To be fair he was a big part of my child hood.

Besides how can you not be sad when Ben E King is dead?

>> No.13423674

>pretty good looking human
He would have turned into Sephiroth.
And funnily enough, KR came out before FF7. And for some reason having female body parts is a trait among Round Ones, and even Kkulf Kkulf had a female body section somewhere on it.

>> No.13423675

>on topic

I don't think so.

>> No.13423678

Never heard of him, that's how.

>> No.13423679

What are more horrible gifts for Monster girls?

A pair of shoes for a Wurm? Glasses for a cyclops? A pair of scissors for a Kejourou?

>> No.13423680

Yeah, we're only discussing the first one.
Strawgrasp harder.

>> No.13423682


You have probably heard this song though.

>> No.13423683

>A pair of shoes
A Wurm would have a lot of fun with shoes.

>> No.13423690
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I'm not still not sad about it. Cheer up!

>> No.13423692


>> No.13423693

I can accept that, going demon makes weird things to you. Wasn't there a male Kalar because of it?

Does it involve monster girls? Yes? On-topic. You can tell the author to eat shit afterwards.

>> No.13423697




>> No.13423701
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This is the concept art for monster boy Kayblis

Yeah Hornet needs horns and she needs to ditch the twintails.

>> No.13423703

Yeah, that Male Kalar whose name I can never remember ever that has that Vampire theme.
Has a giant army of maids who he fucks and gives stickers to.

>> No.13423712

>my fetish is okay as long as I slap a monstergirl in there somewhere

You're just digging the hole deeper. I bet you like pseudopenis faggot.

>> No.13423713
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God he's horrible to look at. You'll delete that, right?
I prefer his "I was Sephiroth before Sephiroth" look.
He has bitches rub their asses in his face all day ever day.

>> No.13423718
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>monster girl NTR
>not on topic
U w0t
Just because it hurts your feels doesn't make it off topic

>> No.13423719
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He tried to make Nagi a maid

>> No.13423721

Okay, you have to be trolling.

It's the weekened, That's all this is.

>> No.13423730
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Of course he did. And her good end in KR requires her to be a maid for a bit.
Frankly I think she needed that life over adding monster parts to her body to kill Shizuka and then becoming a loli which is canon in 9.

>> No.13423731

>Hurts your feelings

It doesn't, but it always causes a shit storm. So if you're willingly posting NTR in the thread, yeah, you're fucking trolling.

>> No.13423735

Yes, fetishes you don't like are trolling. Sure, keep telling yourself that.

There are no monstergirl NTR discussions because there aren't people who want to discuss it. If there were, they could do it all they want.

>> No.13423738

>A pair of shoes for a Wurm

The Wurm will find a way.

>> No.13423742

I hate alps and shotas and they often cause shitstorms
Can we get rid of them too?

>> No.13423744

Oh fuck off I'm done with you. Well done, you're rused me like no other before you.

>> No.13423750

>causing shitstorms
Only for a select few. Along with those that sperg over collars.

>> No.13423752



>> No.13423765

He's an Asshole sir!

>> No.13423767


>He's my cousin!

>> No.13423775

>Spaceballs references
You guys can be great when you don't bicker over things like assholes.

>> No.13423777

>only samefags can hate muh superior fetish!11

>> No.13423781

Alps can stay as they're actually monster girls. Shotas can fuck off.

>> No.13423783

>tfw like Yetis
>Worried about getting a Yeti waifu because the serial hugger is still at large

>> No.13423812

>inviting the trannyfuckers and trapfags to stay

>> No.13423820

You know there's no way you can ever win against the Alp Internet Defense Force.

>> No.13423826

While I'm I'm ambivalent to it, I doubt people into /ss/ actually want to fuck shotas.

>> No.13423827

>Not calling it the Alp Internet Defense Squad
So close

But seriously, the only thing wrong with alps is when people start talking about how they want to be the alp.

>> No.13423828

It's one guy who likes them a lot and three or four more who sort of do. We could manage.

>> No.13423831

The Alp Internet Defense Squad then, whatever. They're still invincible.

>> No.13423834
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Next time you see a drawfag request female pizza the hutt.

It doesn't exist currently.

>Pizza captcha


>> No.13423836

Well nobody beats AIDS

>> No.13423838

Magic Johnson did.

>> No.13423841

Pizzametz is close enough. But I don't have her saved.

>> No.13423844

So a Pizza Slime? It'd basically be a lava golem in appearance with cheese instead of obsidian.

>> No.13423846
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"I want to be a little girl" fags are the worst cancer. They single-handedly killed /a/ and /v/. They are worse than furries.
Alps and alpfags should be killed.

>> No.13423849

With money!

>> No.13423851
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>> No.13423855
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The see-through effect gave me some trouble, hope I could make it look at least somewhat decent.

Either way, here you go.

>> No.13423856

You can't get rid of Alps, ever. And that's a fact. You lost before the battle even began.
You're the best. I love you.

>> No.13423857

Found the alp.

>only thing wrong

RP, /soc/ tier gay flirting, trapfags, yunagi posters, crossdressers. the rest. I hope whoever made alps popular by bullying them and brought this infestation gets run over by a fucking 18-wheeler

>> No.13423858


Vote so I can finish uploading these lewd scans.

>> No.13423860

Alps were actively shunned until someone decided to bully them and brought them to the spotlight.

>> No.13423861


>Oh ho ho, bruschetta
>Chonungu anchovie supreme

>> No.13423863

And they're not leaving. Don't waste your time trying to fight them.

>> No.13423864


She looks like delicious, gooey, mozzarella.

>> No.13423866


You guys know that was Alp right, the writefag?

Back in the days when he'd delete his entire pastebin and only get "Kill yourself" as a response to his stories.

>> No.13423868

>You're the best
I prefer mid-tier level, less pressure.
You're welcome regardless.

>> No.13423869

You can't get rid of NTRfags, yurifags, shitposters either
But it doesn't mean we shouldn't try

>> No.13423872

>Back in the days when he'd delete his entire pastebin and only get "Kill yourself" as a response to his stories.


>> No.13423873
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God damn it anon.

>> No.13423875

Fuck you, I'll fight them all I want.

>> No.13423876


Fuck off, alpshit

>> No.13423879
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I want to cuddle with an oomukade

>> No.13423880

I don't pay attention to that guy, little bitch attention whore. His time will come.

>> No.13423881

The fuck is happening here.

>> No.13423883

I'm all for removing Alps and shotas from the premises.

>> No.13423886

Have you tried reading the posts?

>> No.13423887

Monstergirls, the thread
Monstergirls, the waifu
Monstergirls, the shitstorm
Monstergirls, the FLAMETHROWER

>> No.13423889

>His time will come
What does this mean?

>> No.13423890

>Monstergirls, the FLAMETHROWER

The kids love that one.

>> No.13423892
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I wish KC would add Giant Ant and Werebat variants.

>> No.13423893

Don't worry about it alp.

>> No.13423894
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Reminder that humanity is fucked in 2017 and Elves will be the next overlords of the world.

>> No.13423895

>Monstergirls, the FLAMETHROWER#
Sounds like a prospective Tsukumogami.

>> No.13423896

I feel like I should.
Oh the horror.

>> No.13423897

Take your meds.

>> No.13423900

Actually, what he should really do is release some full nude references for all his MGs.

But your idea is also ok.

>> No.13423901

I would like to be the slave to a loving Dark Elf.

>> No.13423902

>Implying elves aren't shit compared to humans
Maximum overkek.

>> No.13423904
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>> No.13423906
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I want to take an Oomukade by surprise with a kiss.

>> No.13423909

>actual "girls"
Go back to the lgbt with your shit

>> No.13423910 [SPOILER] 
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Speaking of bats...

>> No.13423915
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Boy do they ever

>> No.13423919

>impyling alps are trannies
That bait never gets old.

>> No.13423923
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That is a very fat ass

>> No.13423926


>> No.13423927

>born as one gender
>change it to the other gender later
Yeah, they are transgenders

>> No.13423932


>> No.13423934

That's a very fat face.

>> No.13423938

>change it to the other gender later
Except real trannies don't.
Try again.

>> No.13423943

Trannies dont have functioning wombs

>> No.13423945

I'm catching up on my anime from the week and writing.

>> No.13423949

>Walking around by yourself
>See a woman on the corner
>As you ask what she's doing her spaded tail pierces your chest and hits your heart
>She smiles and flies off as you feel yourself changing
>Stage 1 Alp
>You feel more nubile, flat in all areas, thinner and your hair feels easier to go through. You feel horns and a tail beginning to grow
>2 week Later, Stage 2
>You have breasts now, and your penis has sunken in, no vagina yet. Your face has grown more feminine, your fingers more dainty and your hair grows longer. Your horns and tail have grown larger
>1 month later Stage 3
>Huge breasts, huge ass, a full woman's face, and a curvy body. You're a Succubus now. Yet you don't feel the desire to fuck. You still hold on somehow to yourself, just you feel more womanly.
>1 Year Later
>You feel odd, stronger. Like you're something more. Your wings have grown to encompass your body and a second pair of horns have formed. As you watch people pass you see a lone womany, bumbling and cursing herself. For some reason you feel comepelled to help her, your old male courtesy? No something else. You approach the woman and place your hands on her cheeks. Soon the somewhat plain woman becomes a beauty equal to you, yet still Human.
>Such power, you needed to try it again, this time on a man. Indeed with a single touch a man has become a beautiful woman. You were more than a mere Succubus.
>For now you could only call yourself a Stage 4 Alp.
>5 Years Later
>People are beginning to worship you. Thousands of beautiful women have been made by you, you want none of it. Just someone who truly cares about you. From that thought you feel a strange feeling inside you. You look down to find yourself pregnant.
>Within moments you give birth, not to a succubus or a human, a different monster girl all together. The tiny girl raises her hands at you and you lift her up as she smiles. Just by willing it you created life. A soul.
>Stage 5 Alp

>> No.13423953

>And this... is to go... even further BEEEYOOOND!
Toriyama please.

>> No.13423961

But you have to be a faggot beforehand for this to happen.

>> No.13423962

Stage one is just a faggot, anon. Stage two is an actual alp.

>> No.13423967

Please Enjoy Super Succubus God Super Succubus.

>> No.13423969

I'd rather just a Gear 4th Alp.

>> No.13423970

>One hundred episodes later
>Still on Lescatie

>> No.13423971

>You can't get rid of NTRfags, yurifags, shitposters either
Of course not, it's not always about what you want

No one is going to leave because one or two people throw a tantrum not unlike a 5 year old, it doesn't work that way

>> No.13423975


>> No.13423977

>Starting this again.
Let it die entitlement tantrum-kun

>> No.13423979

>it's okay to fuck fags because "lol magic" happened
Just get out of closet, faggots

>> No.13423980

>Giant Black Boobs that have the nipples sink in before launching Milk and MAMANO MANA out

>> No.13423982

>Will Koku defeat the Evil BlueBaller, tune in next week for...

>> No.13423986

Her latest victim was hugged so warmly and tightly that even mofu mofu spheres no longer affect him. She's out there, coming for you.

>> No.13423987

>having sex with women is gay

>> No.13423990

I was thinking more about the tail but that's fine too.
See, there has to be a question mark so they can cop out.

>> No.13423992

That's why you only tease alps and don't fuck them.

>> No.13423994

>She's out there, coming for you.

Wait what

She isn't watching this thred, is she?

>> No.13423996
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>Implying anyone would turn down a shot at this with succubutt wings and a tail

>> No.13424011

>tranny nigger
Ok, this is some top-tier nightmare fuel

>> No.13424020

Or Top tier Why Boner.

>> No.13424028

Her paws are too big and fluffy to use a keyboard, silly.

She's looking in your window

>> No.13424035

She's whaaaAAAAAAAHHH--

>> No.13424045

>I'm in my basement
>Pull open one of the shades for the tiny window
>Yeti with her face pressed up against it
>Close shades.

>> No.13424047

>someone who was born as a guy

>> No.13424053
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My name is Chuck, I'm here to fuck!

>> No.13424054

>fully functional female
>not a woman

>> No.13424058

Fuck off

>> No.13424059

Fuck off trannyshit

>> No.13424061

Make me.

>> No.13424072

>muffled yelling outside
>open shades again
>pouting Yeti with arms crossed in your yard

>> No.13424075
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Take it easy ~

>> No.13424085

I thought you were here to party.

>> No.13424091

>Tell her I can't, have to lift and dig holes
>Pouting intensifies
>And after that I have dishes, then vacuuming
>Deep pouting
>And that still doesn't count laundry and how are you not dead from heat? it's 70 outside?

>> No.13424093

>Going to party
>and not Fucking
What kind of lame ass Chuckie Cheese shit do you go to?

>> No.13424097

Would turn her into a spunk keg for my waifu.
she can talk with couch cushion while she waits

>> No.13424099

>reference goes over head

And that's my two cents.

>> No.13424101
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next time remove the white background and make her grayscale. it look horrible like that!!!

>> No.13424111


>> No.13424117

Yes, her.

Are you stupid or something?

>> No.13424119

Why do you respond to obvious bait?

>> No.13424120

>using quotations marks and lean green meme arrows at the same time

>> No.13424125

Not everything is bait.

>> No.13424129

But that obviously was.

>> No.13424132
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>> No.13424134

>Habitat Unclear

>> No.13424137

I dunno, a lot of people here are legitimately stupid, it's hard to tell.

>> No.13424138

>how are you not dead from heat? it's 70 outside?
Yuki-Onna accomplice makes her ice coats to keep cool

>> No.13424143

Or she got a bracelet/belt of endure elements cast on her

>> No.13424169
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Oh no, I'm late for school!

>> No.13424172
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>> No.13424174
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Is that a 30 year old woman?

>> No.13424182
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>those sweater puppies

>> No.13424185

I want to romance a demon lord and make her give up her evil ways for love!

>> No.13424188

Hey bastards go finish a poll I spent whole 2 minutes on if you haven't.

Also forgot adding suffering I guess, bully me.

>> No.13424192
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good luck with that

>> No.13424195

Nigga, it's been an hour and thread activity has died down.

>> No.13424197

It's those damn wizards again, always causing trouble.

>> No.13424206

>Bunch of Hol/Mino School girls are late for school
>Running of the Bulls.

>> No.13424209
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I want to beat up a Hero and force him to help me rule the world my way!

>> No.13424214

You can do anything if you're angry enough

>> No.13424220

Hey, it keeps your yeti waifu from cooking to death during the summer.
It's not like he enchanted it to make the heat turn her as weak as a kitten

>> No.13424226
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>you will never be milked dry by a kraken

>> No.13424227

What are you, an alp?

>> No.13424228

Scanned the images from "Diary Of The Age of Monster Love II":

a.pomf.se/deaxxe.png - NSFW Cover inside the sleeve

>> No.13424232
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I know, I mainly just heft it some so any newcomers would more likely to see it later.

You have no idea.

>> No.13424234

>Give up
>Not joining her
What a fag

>> No.13424245

>Fighting ancient Wight warlord risen from the dead.
>Be mine hero, and together we can rule the world
>"Never, I would never join up with you!"
>Fighting stops, wights eyes start tearing up and her composure breaks.
>But whhhhhhhhhy?

>> No.13424247

I forgot selkies existed It's odd to see them get art

>> No.13424249

What's this thing

>> No.13424252

Traitor pls.

>> No.13424254

If you won't stand up for humanity, who will?

>> No.13424256

Sweet, thanks.

>> No.13424258
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I really like this Danuki.

>> No.13424259
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You're a hero we never deserved.

>> No.13424261

Is that you, OtherSky?

>> No.13424262


Truly one of the best things.

>> No.13424263

Everybody else on this thread could be an alp and you would never know it.

>> No.13424266

I wish.

Doing "After-School Alice Tale" next. Get your butts ready for some delicious Dormouse.

>> No.13424267

I wish there were more porcelain skinned girls. There's about 2 dozen brown MGs, but the number of pale skinned monsters can be counted on one hand.

>> No.13424268

Nice, mang
It's weird to see a Roper that doesn't make me want to run to the nearest chastity belt store

>> No.13424271

Huh, Selkies have pointed ears and tanuki's steal a man's face during sex.

>> No.13424273
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>> No.13424276
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>> No.13424277

Which one would you like to see "porcelainified" the most?

>> No.13424280

Bless you, good sir.

>> No.13424283

That's what you get for trusting those damn tanukis.

>> No.13424292

>You'll never have all your family's debts bought by a tanuki

>> No.13424299

In exchange for the tanuki owning you. Never trust them, they only look out for themselves.

>> No.13424302

>they only look out for themselves
Then she has found her equal.

>> No.13424308

>[X] monstergirl owning you
I love those types of stories. It's why I love New Port City Blues and Gretchen MD so much.

>> No.13424313

Living Doll

>> No.13424318

What do you mean "in exchange"? She's not paying off your debts, she's buying them so now you owe her instead. And she knows exactly how she wants it paid back.

>> No.13424319

It's kinda hard to think of who it'd go well with. I guess it'd be nice to see a Glacies de-blued so she'd have snow white skin instead of looking like she's freezing to death.

>> No.13424322

>living doll

Anyway, isn't she already pretty pale?

Well, let's see what I can do.

>> No.13424337

Either way ends with some greedy raccoon forcing you to do naughty things. She's evil.

>> No.13424348

Oh it's not all bad. You'll have anything you want that money can buy and your family will be well taken care of... if you do a good job for your raccoon mistress.

>> No.13424359

>And she knows exactly how she wants it paid back.

Is it currency?

I bet it's currency.

>> No.13424362

You really think this is the first time she's done this? When she gets bored of you, she'll drop you and move into the next piece of ass. Hope you don't spend too much or you'll be footing the bill.

>> No.13424364

>B, because you are evil!
>How many towns will burn if you were to rise to power?
>How can you be so naive as to assume that I would suddenly decide to join forces with you?

>> No.13424377
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>overplaying the Tanukis "greedy" personality because you don't like them for whatever reason

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>That embroidery

It's beautiful, the only thing ruining it all is that she's not actually wearing a sweater.

It's some kind of...heathenistic half sweater without arms and she's wearing long arm warmers that match.

>> No.13424386

When their profile says they'll outright ruin you financially just to get in your pants, it's not like that's any worse.

>> No.13424391

It's called a sweater vest anon.

>> No.13424397

>Eyes widen and lips is trembling
>"Burn the towns, why would I burn the towns? I can't get cake if I burn the towns. "

>> No.13424400
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>Human skin version
>human skin + slight recolour

So, that doing anything for ya?

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>> No.13424403

So still heathenistic, got ya.

Honestly she should have just gone with the full sweater if she was going to have arm warmers that long to match anyway.


>> No.13424405

Not just a Yeti waifu, he gave one to the serial hugger Yeti

Now she's unstoppable

>> No.13424406


>> No.13424415

You ruined yourself, anon. Really, she's doing a favor. Instead of big ugly men breaking your knees when you miss payment, a big hired oni delivers you to the tanuki's bedroom.

>> No.13424419

And then the Tanuki breaks his knees?

No wait, that would be beneath her, she'd have the Oni helper break the knees.

>> No.13424431

>Cake? What are you talking about?
>Are, are you doing this so you would have free pastries? Is this it? Is this who I've been fighting all this time? A power hungry warlord with a sweet tooth?!

>> No.13424435

>Not even temperatures higher than fifty degrees can stop me!
>All shall be hugged!>>13424406

>> No.13424447

>her face gets that weird gray blush wights get as she pouts
>"It's really good cake though."

>> No.13424464

If you eat too much you'll get fat.

>> No.13424471

>Genocided the dryads because their blood was so good on pancakes

>> No.13424472

>"Me? Get fat!? I'm a wight dummy!"
>"I can eat whatever I want and stay thin!"

>> No.13424476

No stupid, you have sex with the tanuki. You aren't very bright, are you?

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>You ruined yourself,
Except she is the one who ruin you by illusion magic, false accusation, bribes and other shit
Jewnuki are literally worse than 3DPD

>> No.13424480

Suure you can't.

>> No.13424485

Why would I have sex with the Tanuki when I owe her money?

Which would make her my boss in a way and you can't have sexual relations with co-workers, especially not the boss!

>> No.13424487


That would just make me hate her.

>> No.13424488
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Give the "hurr jew Tanuki" shit a rest already you rube.

>> No.13424494

Too bad. Unless you want to spend the rest of your life in the whorehouse, you better do what she says.

>> No.13424497

No kidding.

>Underhandedly tries to ruin my family estate just because she has a crush
>Laughing while I'm forced to sell centuries old heirlooms because she has an itch between her legs

Even if I was forced to bed her, I'd find a way to end her.

>> No.13424498

Makes me wonder how she'd react if the man she wants to marry can't seem to take the hint and insists on working off the debt.

>> No.13424501

>"Of course not! This is the body a wight who's slain a hundred cakes!"
>"I'm not fat at all....right?"

>> No.13424510

Well...only in certain areas...

>> No.13424513


So the choice is be a whore or be a whore.

That would drive me to depression and suicide.

>> No.13424516

Don't kid yourself anon. You never owned anything worth anything anyway.

>> No.13424518

There's nothing wrong with being a whore. It's only natural.

>> No.13424519

There's being a traitor faggot, and then there's this. Poor show old man.

>> No.13424520


I don't want to be a fucking whore.

>> No.13424521
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>even the hugbox profile says jewnukis are shits who ruin your life
>n-n-no, they don't do it!11
Good goy

>> No.13424522

What's even the point of lifting your skirt you damn teaser?

>> No.13424525

It's not my fault you can't manage money for shit and think your grandpa's old rusted shovel is worth something.

>> No.13424528

If you hate them so much, why do you have pictures of them? Are you tsundere for Tanuki's or something?

>> No.13424532

Except I can, and with my family's property and fixed investments, there's literally no way a jewnuki could affect my finances at all short of making inflation go full Zimbabwe and ruin everyone's fortunes plus cause a global crash.

Kinda makes the whole scenario insulting really.

>> No.13424533

I got it from gelbooru, m8

>> No.13424536

"They are monsters, and their husbands are human, so the reason they seek to seize control over human society is to remake it so that it will be easier for them to spend lascivious days together. Their objective is to make it so that they and other human-monster couples can live in happiness."

"They bring wealth to all poor families they buy out, and as wives they end up giving back even more wealth and love to the men who offered their bodies to pay off their debts."

Read the whole thing dammit.

>> No.13424539

If an MG were to be approaching the end of her life due to age or some incurable disease and she were to hire a human boy to keep her company for what little time she had left, kind of like Ai-Ren, which MG should it be?

>> No.13424544

Your family's property is a cardboard box and you invested in a plate of cookies. You went full Wurm dude.

>> No.13424548

Wurm is the financial genius of the century! Wurm owns a portable home that is also an impenetrable fortress, a time machine, a duplicator and a transformation machine, and invested in something people will always enjoy, regardless of epoch!

>> No.13424549

How does that get back all the family history and heirlooms and property? Oh, it doesn't. That stuff isn't always about pure cash value.

Jewnukis aren't bad if you're already poor or borderline, but if you have any success at all, they're a plague.

>> No.13424552

You realize that's not how they work right? They are schemers and saboteurs. If she can't touch in one way, she will use other ways. Expect things to rapidly break down in your home, your friends to turn away from you and sudden large bills, fines and more to turn up.

>> No.13424553

Funny thing is you're doing this RP traitor kun stuff but I was being honest. Oh well.

>> No.13424554


>the men who offered their bodies to pay off their debts

That sounds like selling my body as a whore to me.

>> No.13424555

Are you expecting anons to do actual research instead of falsifying things about monstergirls they dislike?

>> No.13424557

Tanuki's are a perfect fit for that really.

>> No.13424561

But only women can be whores. Many would love the privilege to dick the rich on a regular basis.

>> No.13424564

That only works if somebody doesn't know it's her. You'd be surprised at the amount of problems like that which ten grand in cash, some ancient unregistered weapons, and some desperately poor Mexicans can fix.

>> No.13424565

She bought your property and most likely can buy back all the heirlooms you didn't sell to her. She basically owns the city your in so it won't be hard to get your stuff back. As for your family history, it will continue but all your decedents from now on will be tanuki.

>> No.13424566


>> No.13424568

>"N-no I'm not! I'm the same size as when i died!"
>Her confidences would be much more convincing if she wasn't pinching her belly.

>> No.13424570
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I really want to see a Tanuki, Amazon, and Manticore version of pic-related now.

>> No.13424583

Well since nobody else had anything to say, I'll probably go with this.

>> No.13424589

You say that like the Tanuki herself won't be using help either. It's not her or some poor mexican that's sabotaging your place. It's likely some Kunoichi which she hired thats doing the work.
Same thing for the weapons, she will likely have hired protection on her side with far better weaponry you could ever afford.

While it's good that you are willing to fight fire with fire, the issue is that her "fire" is far larger and stronger than yours. She's an expert and scheming, sabotage and more. Meanwhile you are likely new to the game. It's just not clever here to try and defeat a Tanuki at her own game.

>> No.13424604

They are a good fit though. A Tanuki would be typical where she hoarded a large amount of fortune in her life without ever getting the chance to share it with someone.

Once she grows old she truly realizes that she will die alone and unloved and hires/buys herself some boy so she atleast has some company.

A dragon could also work, or perhaps a lizardman/salamander who spend her whole life fighting.

Makes me wonder what would happen if a man and an old MG would get together for some reason. Would the MG regress in age much like an incubi does?

>> No.13424608

Kejourou and Youko would probably work too, but Tanuki might be best.

>> No.13424610
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Why, exactly, did Tanukis get turned into /pol/-tier jews in these threads?

>> No.13424611

Dude, escalation is a game of inches. That was just the real world example. In MGC or wherever, you could hire all sorts of bigger guns. This isn't some playground uh huh, nuh uh, thing. Most people don't walk around with giant bodyguard retinues, especially if they want to appear legitimate. They rely on basic anonymity of most people not even knowing who the rich and powerful are. The CEO of Bell could be next in line with you at the Starbucks and you wouldn't know. Her having some super spy ring and thugs is way out of bounds unless she has reason to think she needs them against you.

Then there's the ultimate spite, just finding another girl to get married to.

>> No.13424613

>Would the MG regress in age much like an incubi does
That actually sounds like a neat idea.
Because people here are faggots.

>> No.13424614

The Hairy Lady might actually work out better for me than a Tanuki, but I'll figure it out.

>> No.13424615

Because that's what they are.

>> No.13424619

...Tanukis have ALWAYS been associated with money and greediness, though.

And big dicks, too.

>> No.13424625

Bunch of money grubbing cheats? Don't know how those stereotypes would line up, no sir.

>> No.13424629

They will get resurrected. Old dragons dying a lonely death because she was too busy getting money is a common thing apparently, that's why zombie dragons are a thing
>Furthermore, due to their great haughtiness, they will not meet with people; they often turn the tables on would-be dragon slayers and defeat them. So it is not uncommon for a dragon to go her whole life without having had sex with a human man. When such a dragon dies, Demonic energy gathers in the corpse after it loses strength, it binds with her lingering regrets about never having mated with a human man or having children. She will then be resurrected as a "Dragon zombie."
>After resurrection, the decay of their body is stopped by demonic energy, but in exchange, their pride and rational mind rots away. They become exactly "female lizards" that just greedily desire to mate with human men and produce offspring.

>> No.13424633


>All this bullshit Nazi stuff
>Talking about MGs looking nice as fascists
>TFW you faggots forgot the one song that goes perfectly with Nazi MGs, especially vampires
>TFW nobody will ever include a reference to Das Ring Des Niebelungen or Die Freischütz

You people both sicken and disappoint me on a level that I can't even begin to put into several layers of ironic shitposting to cover up my revulsion

>> No.13424640

>ruin people's live through poverty and bankruptcy
>controls the media to push pro-monster propaganda
Jee, I wonder how did it start

>> No.13424656

Why do you want them to be these evil creatures instead of astute businesswomen?

It's big balls, not dicks

>> No.13424657

No, tanuki are classy rich ladies who hire you to be their butlers.

I'm still waiting for a blonde drillhair ohohohoho~ ojou tanuki.

>> No.13424658

Tanuki have always been pretty jewish, it's just that now there's /pol/tards everywhere to start crying LOOK, JEWS, LET'S ALL HATE THEM, PEOPLE LOOK AT ME SPAM THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER

>> No.13424669


>> No.13424674


>Not option to turn them into living condoms.

>> No.13424676


I want to remove the merchants and force them to cope with the fact they're nothing more than dirty little thiefs who will get their just desserts

>> No.13424683

Yeah, but people are ignoring the redeeming parts of their profile. They are supposed to be using their skills to take over areas so that they can make them monster friendly and find a husband, who they later share their fortune with. The thread paints them as a monster that goes into a town and milks it dry and then fucks all the men before throwing them back into the alleyway that they were driven to.

They give back money to the families they buy out, so they don't ruin the lives of anyone really. The propaganda however is completely true.

>> No.13424685

I want to take economics course taught by a Tanuki professor and fuck her for better grades.
>You will never tell a Tanuki you're currently engaged in intercourse with that you need to diversify your investments before flipping her over and fucking her in the ass

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>> No.13424688

>Their profile says they go out of their way to destroy finances and cheat people
>Not the very image of the most hated type of soul-sucking business
>KC says "But they make it right in the end if you give in so it's all okay."

The ends do not justify the means. They'd be more likeable as tax collectors, and that's saying something.

>> No.13424690

Explain further, faggot.

>> No.13424692

They hire you to be their butler in the same way you would hire a Kikimora to be your maid.

>> No.13424694

>was born as a guy and recognizes itself as one


>> No.13424699

Why can't you let old shitstorms lie? What pleasure could you possible get from such things?

>> No.13424701

>It's big balls, not dicks
Oh, right.


>>KC says "But they make it right in the end if you give in so it's all okay."
Beta as fuck.

>> No.13424702

They like to see the worst of things, even though those aspects aren't present in the setting. Like the autists who shit their diapers at the mentions of Succubi, Amazons, and Mantises.

>> No.13424703

>using them as a living condom
Man, why does this idea appeal to me so much. I get the progression of some of my fetishes, but this just don't make sense.

>> No.13424707

You'd learn about diversifying investments in a finance or accounting course, not an economics, anon.

Tell her you're about to check out the elasticity of her supply.

>> No.13424710

And that is a good thing.

Don't you want to be forced into a dress by a tanuki with a crossdressing fetish and then have your dick rubbed by her silky-smooth stockings while she chastises you for being such a dirty maid?

>> No.13424711

>All those votes for ignoring them
Do they even fairy balloons?
It's times like this I realize why I would never be allowed to marry an MG.
If that bit about them being willing to indulge in a husband's fetish true.

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>> No.13424722

I recognize myself as a plane.

Guess what? I still ain't a fucking plane.

>> No.13424730

>Cum Coupon
>Friendly Hands

Intolerably lewd.

>> No.13424738
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>not impregnating cute little fairy with fairy child
>not giving her daughteru such wonderful name as "Analfuck"

>> No.13424741

You're responding to someone that replied to a post that is 3 hours old, give it a fucking rest.

>> No.13424744

Were you also born as a plane?

>> No.13424745

They're money obsessed and greedy.
Since when have money obsessed and greedy people been good or decent?
Even the official profile makes them come across as shady and corrupt, making them only a step above Matangos on the list of shitty mamono.

>> No.13424746

>Since when have money obsessed and greedy people been good or decent?
Since Scrooge McDuck.

>> No.13424753


Nazis are not your waifu, Anon.

Especially if they're a wolf because wolves are the most pleb tier of pleb tier animals



This, but with Dark Elves playing the accordian instead

>> No.13424755

But where would we be if we just let stupid people do as they please?

>> No.13424757

But there's nothing wrong with them anymore.

Now they do what all the other MGs do, except they get a mushroom hat while doing it.

>> No.13424762

>Beta as fuck.
They are many faggots who actually share his opining and say that tanuki do nothing wrong
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.13424768

Probably having a golden era of progress after people fucking learn to ignore retards and go about their own business.

>> No.13424772

The only older sister I would want is a dog girl.

>> No.13424773


>> No.13424777

But nazi wolves love their herrenvolk, how are they pleb-tier?

>> No.13424778

Because fuck those "not gay" assholes.

>I want to get rammed up the ass but it's not gay cause a girl is doing it

Unless somebody is checking your ass for polyps, and you're doing it for pleasure, curiosity or any path that would lead you to become a bitch, you're gay

>What if I want t pitch and not catch?

More respectable but still gay.

>I want to fuck an alp
Not my cup of tea but, I guess.
>Now let's make them DIRE!
>Huge and muscular, like a guy, you know, cause women who are men and muscular are hetero as fuck

Na, fuck these deluded/in denial blights.

>> No.13424781

>baiting this hard
Nope, not gonna happen. No shitstorm for you.

>> No.13424782

Thanks anon, but I think I can find the post myself.

>> No.13424783


Because wolves in general are the prison wine to the finely aged cabernet sauvignon of a Walkure

>> No.13424785


>> No.13424788

Who gives a shit, chill already.

I don't want shit going up my shit-going-down hole but I can see why other people might and it's fucking retarded to start foaming at the mouth whenever someone says something that can be taken as gay.

At this point you're just sperging out for the sake of sperging out.

>> No.13424790

>ignoring the most significant part about being born as a man
>being this retarded
Is this what people call strawmaning?

>> No.13424791

Either way, I just want to cum in a Tanuki's butt.

>> No.13424793

>being this assblasted

>> No.13424794


They didn't get turned into that, they already were.
>destroy businesses
>spread propaganda
>actually fucking BUY people, like slaves

Nope, not even KC's attempts to sweeten the setting can save these things in my eyes. They're bad guys.

>> No.13424797

>the point

>your head

Here's your reply.

>> No.13424798

You weren't born as a plane.

>> No.13424799

Your post? Pretty much.

>> No.13424804

The irony is that he'll be the first to tell someone not into anal sex that they're gay.

>> No.13424807

But if I was transformed into a plane through magic, I would be a plane, smart guy.

>> No.13424811

This argument is old as fuck so I'll just say:

· Fucking an alp is exactly like fucking a post-op tranny.
· There's nothing wrong with trannies.
· There's nothing wrong with being gay.

>> No.13424813

>implying it isn't true
>implying I'm not simply calling you fags out

Your "take it easy/be inclusive" hugbox is never gonna happen.

>> No.13424820

> Fucking an alp is exactly like fucking a post-op tranny.

Except post-op trannies aren't fully functional females, so you're still wrong.

>> No.13424822

> There's nothing wrong with trannies.

Leave and never return.

>> No.13424825

Take it easy.

>> No.13424828

>lol magic

One of these things is not like the other.

People believe this?

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An alp is still a man who was a girl in his mind and got his wish with magic.

You can't change that.

>> No.13424841


>> No.13424842

>An alp is still a man
A full functional female is NOT a man, no matter what tumblr says.

>> No.13424843

Fuck off, transsexuals are subhuman garbage

>> No.13424844

>Come home
>See Monster girl waifu asleep on the couch
>Wondering where daughteru is
>see her playing with Mommy's tail which is swaying unconsciously
What is the status of your heart?

>> No.13424846


REMOVE MAMONO remove mamono
you are worst monster. you are the monster idiot you are the monster smell. return to demon realm. to our demon realm cousins you may come our human settlement. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,zipangu we will never forgeve you. demon lord FUck but fuck asshole monster stink zipangu sqhipere shqipare..monster genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead monster..ahahahahahDEMON REALM WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget zipangu war 2 .wonderland we kill the queen , wonderland return to your precious human settlement….hahahahaha idiot monster and zipangu smell so bad..wow i can smell it.REMOVE MAMONO FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. order+chief god+eros+ares=kill monster…you will zipangu war 2/ tupac alive in the order, tupac making album of the order . fast rap tupac order. we are rich and have holy protection now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink monster… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in the order ….fuck the demon realm ,..FUCKk ashol monsters no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur crest and land. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the monster farm aminal with holy rap magic now we the order rule .president of the zoo demon lord fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and monster wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. human greattst faction

>> No.13424849

My heart tore through my chest and is right now hugging my daughter.

Send help.

>> No.13424850

It is, if it was born as a man
No matter how much lol magic or surgery happened

>> No.13424853

Are you being stupid on purpose at this point? This is like "lalala~ I can't hear you".

Tranny + Magic = Alp

That's all there is to is. I don't know why you can't enjoy wanting to fuck a tranny without deluding yourselves.

>> No.13424855

Currently attacking me. I hope my daughteru is happy.

>> No.13424859
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saddened knowing this will never be real

>> No.13424860

I don't have a waifu, who the hell are these people in my house?

>> No.13424861

>tupac alive in the order, tupac making album of the order . fast rap tupac order. we are rich and have holy protection now hahahaha ha because of tupac…
My sides.
> you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
Mongolian monstergirls when?

>> No.13424862

Ok, you're literally too stupid, message received.

>Are you being stupid on purpose at this point?
I imagine you're doing it by accident.

>> No.13424870

>Alps are Incubi that deep within their heart strongly desired to become a woman, or be with a man

>Even after becoming Alps, their hearts, values, memories, and personalities, everything other than their bodies, is still the same from when they were men. Their body has completely changed into that of a woman, yet they self identify as men

>eventually they'll lose all resistance to having sex and making love with men while still completely retaining their own self-awareness as a man

You can use the tumblr defense all you like, you're fucking a guy.

>They were friends with other men before becoming an Alp. Even after having sex over and over and completely falling in love with their human male partner, normally, they'll still treat him as a male friend, no different from how it was back in the old days

Anyone who wants a friend to alp for them deserves to go to the special hell.

>> No.13424874

try making an argument instead of just calling them stupid next time

>> No.13424878

>self-awareness as a man =/= being a man
Right, I'm the one being all tumblr-like...

>> No.13424881

>Mongolian monstergirls
Pretty much all of Central Asia would be the Great Horsepussy Wastelands.

>> No.13424883

What is wrong with you people? Why do you always take the bait? Why do you take the same bait that was used earlier in the same thread?

>> No.13424886

Arguments are wasted on the "Nuh uh" crowd.

>> No.13424889

Found your problem. And yes, slaves are very common in his antique fantasy setting. Rather than focusing on the negative, just find something you like and run with it. Tanuki can be the friendly older woman running the general store or a powerful businesswoman. Either way they've got big, snugly tails!

Fair enough.

>> No.13424891

No, please no.

Different people around at different times. Everyone wants a turn with the bait. I imagine we'll see the other one from earlier in a little bit too.

>> No.13424895

you're the only one going "nuh uh" here (i assume you're >>13424862)

>> No.13424901

>oh noes, he doesn't take my "lol magic so it's not gay" as an argument
>oh I know, I will call him stupid! That will show him!
Every time in every alp shitstorm
Can you say something new or you are too stupid for that?

>> No.13424906
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I'm not. I'm writing and rewatching Megas XLR

>> No.13424913

What else should I call you when you cannot grasp a simple concept?

Shall I call you "special" next time?

>> No.13424914

Cause they hungry. Or frustrated from the fight.

I dunno. I'm just lurking.

>> No.13424915

Yes, self awareness as a man, what they were born as, what they really are. This isn't a guy who thinks it's a wolf, it's a man, born as one, who wanted the d and got some magic surgery. But he still knows he's a guy.

No, magic amnesia would not make it okay either.

>> No.13424916

I don't even post any more unless its about Holstaurs or Health.

>> No.13424920 [DELETED] 

>being this much closeted

>> No.13424921

Being born as a man = being a man

>> No.13424923

>Great Horsepussy Wastelands

Faye meets Vicious.gif

>> No.13424925

Come out of the closet nigga.

>> No.13424931

>What you are physically are < what you think you are
That's still tumblr logic

>> No.13424933

I just think Tanuki are shits in general. Even if I can pretend that they aren't greedy and selfish bitches its still hard to ignore how boring I find their design.

>> No.13424935

>Strong shortstack pony girls
I'll take a thousand

>> No.13424936

>it's okay to fuck guys as long as "lol magic" happened!
>why can't you grasp such a simple concept!
Alpshit pls go

>> No.13424937

But they aren't saying that at all you fucking retard

>> No.13424941

>No, please no.
You know Central Asia would be full of nothing but centaurs, and Mongol tribes would even spill into Europe under the leadership of Genghis-chan.

Not even a single European would be spared from the exquisite pleasure of the horsepussy, and for centuries afterwards, men would shiver at the sound of hooves.

>> No.13424943

>pony girls

>> No.13424947

>lol tumblr

This is your entire argument.

>recognizing yourself as the gender you were born as is somehow wrong


>> No.13424948

Take it easy.

>> No.13424949

>Being born as a man = being a man
>What you are physically are < what you think you are

i can't fucking understand how you think those two statements are the same

>> No.13424950

Well, okay.

I like they're pretty neat, but then again, I'm a massive sucker for fluffy things.

>> No.13424955

Jesus christ, why. What a fucking nightmare. Hah.

>> No.13424957


>> No.13424962

40 million men raped during the reign of a single Centaur, armed with nothing bow and arrow!

>> No.13424970
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Nightmares are olev.

>> No.13424975


This just makes me hate centaurs more
>if /mgg/ was sent to the monstergirl world I'd probably be stuck with a fucking unicorn of all things

>> No.13424976

No they're not, Nightmares are jerks.

>> No.13424981

And don't you forget the infamous Fall of Constantinople, where Sultan Mehmed personally raped Constantine XI until he was addicted to her horse vagina and willingly gave the city to her.

If not for that one crazy ass vampire who thought she was a man and impaled thousands of centaurs with a wooden strap-on, the whole of Europe would fall to the horsepussy horde.

>> No.13424982

Don't worry, they're just centaurs, not anything that's only allowed on the containment board.

>> No.13424984

You would have to search for one of those, I'd imagine, so you're probably safe.

>> No.13424988

I remember a greentext where a wizard tried to deal with the affections of a Unicorn without getting rid of her because she had great healing magic.

>> No.13424989

Honestly I'm surprised no one has made a CKII mod with this crap.

>> No.13424995

Damn, that Vera the Impaler was one badass chick.

>> No.13425002


>> No.13425003
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Hobgoblins are such love.
>dopey and spaced out
>just want to have fun

They're that friendly stacked chick in the college dorms who was always high and playing videogames. Only this time you'll probably get to see her tits

>> No.13425004

Stay pure, anon.

>> No.13425005

If those faggots had actually helped Constantine they wouldn't have had to rely on an insane vampire.

>> No.13425009

If I get stuck with a unicorn, I'm turning her into a bicorn, fuck this shit.

>> No.13425013
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Shame they have fuck-all in art and stories.

>> No.13425018

But I'd rather be jumped on by a CC Werewolf who insists on me calling her "big sis" despite only being a couple of years older than me.

>> No.13425021

I want a Holstaur onee-chan and a Hobgoblin imouto!

>> No.13425023


I want to bully a gang of goblins with a bottle of hair spray and a lighter

>> No.13425025

So do I.

>> No.13425027

I want to follow a group of goblins chasing a man, then molest the Hobgoblin when she falls behind.

>> No.13425030

I'd like a 40 year old werewolf with subtle hints of her charm and maturity.

>> No.13425033
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>>dopey and spaced out
>>just want to have fun
But none of these are things that I want. I like elegant, sharp, tall flat girls who enjoy interesting and exciting things and places.

>> No.13425035

Thanks for the scans.
Wow, it's almost weird to see Selkies getting some art.

>> No.13425040

Bullying is fine, but that sounds dangerous. "We were all having a laugh and now someone's in the hospital and I'm awaiting trial" dangerous.

>> No.13425042

Huh. They do sound pretty nice.

Yeah, they can be cute. A shame they don't get more.

>> No.13425047

I'm not gonna aim it at them.

It's only going to go in the air.

>> No.13425049

Why do they all look retarded when getting fucked?

>> No.13425054

ask the japanese

>> No.13425055
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Reminder not to take any monster's shit.

>> No.13425059

Even that mini manga wasn't translated. Not that it matters because you can guess the story
>goblins capture some guys
>hobgoblin tries to come across as a cackling evil mastermind to impress/intimidate them
>she keeps falling over like a retard because her tits are too heavy/in the way

>> No.13425060

Because the dick conquers all.

>> No.13425062

i don't know you look pretty retarded when you get fucked

>> No.13425067 [SPOILER] 
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All of the monsters have stupid face when fucking

>> No.13425083

Because monster girls are retarded.

>> No.13425087

>Selkies are pretty much just a girl in a monster suit

Fucking human girls trying to pull one on us.

>> No.13425093

That's how they were in their mythology.

>> No.13425094

Hah, I know that's not true! Because I've never had sex.

That's almost as retarded as their faces.

>> No.13425099

If a girl doesn't looks retarded when you fuck her, you do something wrong
And what do you even mean by retarded? Their faces are much milder and normal than average hentai ahegao face

>> No.13425104

Read for a change.

>> No.13425108

More like high on morphine.

>> No.13425113
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>What are you staring at A-nyan?

>> No.13425116

I posit that it should be you looking retarded as she rides you long and hard.

>> No.13425121

I want to jam selkie's zipper shut!
Preferably not with my dick.

>> No.13425132

>that bulge

I'm getting the flamethrower.

>> No.13425133


Its nice he's drawing more of her, but he also turned her into a futa. You can even see the fucking bulge there. Way to ruin a nice design.

>> No.13425134

Jes gun put my dick in dose dere ears

>> No.13425138

That huge and juicy Watermelon

>> No.13425147
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Just a reminder this is starting to leak into meatspace.

>> No.13425148

Pretty generic design; big tits and ass on a catgirl. The paws are a nice touch, though.

Though I wish she had a catdick instead of a human one.

>> No.13425149

Door's right there motherfucker.


>> No.13425151

>posting futacat
Fuck off

>> No.13425154

Your ugly looking nose.

>> No.13425155

bestialityfag pls go

>> No.13425168

What do you mean, "starting to"?

>> No.13425169

But that's what I like, the fact she has paws. It makes her like one of KC's monsters instead of a generic catgirl. Shame the artist decided she had a dick after a few pictures though.

>> No.13425170

Looks like shitposting weekends are back.

>> No.13425171

Because it's the MGE.

>> No.13425178

They never left.

>> No.13425183
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>KC's monsters

>> No.13425184

Really? It's been a while to me, since we've had a bad thread on the weekend.

>> No.13425185

It's not just the weekends dude

>> No.13425191

Honestly I think, given their classical role, an Anubis' service would be more likely to send the grieving to the otherside to be with their loved one, rather than bring the loved one back.

Like some kind of painless, assisted suicide.
Involving much more paperwork.

>> No.13425193

Wasn't Tamamo designed by KC?

>> No.13425194

Can we please not have the 'If I don't like it, it's shitposting!' bullshit going on?

>> No.13425199

So your body absorbs alcohol much faster if you pour it up your ass, yeah?
Do monster girls have a similar thing with cum? Do they absorb the spirit energy faster if you cum in their asses?

>> No.13425201

Dude posted futa. Don't even start.

>> No.13425202

He's responsible for Alice, Erubetie, and the slime you encounter at the very beginning of the trilogy

>> No.13425203
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He only designed the best MGQ girl.

Oh, and slimes.

>> No.13425207

That was Jingai Modoki. KC designed Alice, Erubetie, and the vanilla Slime.

>> No.13425209

Why do you think Anubi get fucked silly when you fuck them up the ass?

That slime was pretty cute.

>> No.13425210
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>look retarded
I assume you have never read hentai? Their faces are expressionless by ahegao standards

>> No.13425212

>that bulging bicep on Granberia's arm


>> No.13425216

No idea, but anal sex is gross
>some joker is going to call me gay for this
>even though homosexuals do it up the ass more than heteros

>> No.13425217

Oh no, not that. Another penis! Whatever will you do?

You might have to accept that someone likes something you don't! Or even ignore it! The horror.

>> No.13425219
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Reminder that Ghouls are pleb tear blowjobs compared to this lovely Hell-girl.

>> No.13425221

it's missing the maximum heart eye/pupil step.
That's the most Critical one!

>> No.13425222

I'd be willing to investigate this with a number of subjects, in deeper detail.

>> No.13425230

Not him, but the same applies to your side with their "stop disliking what I like!" attitude.

>> No.13425232
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When are we going to get a Diablo story?

>> No.13425234

No the one where she ahegos so much her face implodes

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Give it a rest alpfaggot.

>> No.13425240

Both Ghouls and that bitch are incredibly gross.

Unironically would purge the both of them and I don't even like Paladins.

>> No.13425241

Ghouls have no art. Well, no art outside of two really poorly made doodles anyway. All I want is a quality picture of a Ghoul greedily sucking on some terrified adventurer's cock.

>> No.13425244

Nah, I'm all for various other shit, but futa should go on its dedicated board (even though I'd much sooner take futa than shit like NTR). Rules and all.

But I don't have problems with that picture. I can just believe it's just some really puffy vulva as long as I don't actually see the cat dick.

>> No.13425247

You can hate futa all you want, just stop acting like a bitch about it.

Are you really basing whether something is 'gay' or not on what homosexuals do? Better not wear clothing or eat food, because the gays do that too.

>> No.13425254

Oh yay, this argument again.

>> No.13425263

I thought you were genuine for a little bit, but now you're obviously trolling.

>> No.13425267

Just because someone has a differing opinion than yours doesn't make it trolling.

>> No.13425269

Eh, it's a matter of personal preference, If you don't like it don't do it. So long as you don't go ranting about how all anal lovers are faggots or something like that I won't really care.

>> No.13425271

Where the fuck do you think you are? This ain't the homo general. You really think you gonna come in here and start pushing "girls" with dicks? Completely stupid or a damn good troll, since you pretend to be all outraged, pulling the just ignore/grow up card whenever someone, rightfully disagrees.

Holy shit, it's like we're back on /a/.

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>shit like NTR
Why you are so negative?
Come on, hug your cute daughteru and waifu!

>> No.13425282

God damn I hate you people.

It's like you're all in a fucking time loop of stupid.

>> No.13425283

>futa above NTR


>> No.13425285

Roper is the best of the three

>> No.13425292

I can see it working like some sort of insurance. Pay an anubis, and she'll link your souls together so they stay together in the afterlife.

>> No.13425294

No need to sperg out anon.

>> No.13425295

Chill the fuck out. He is allowed to have personal preferences so long as he realizes what doesn't belong in the thread.

>> No.13425299

Oh, and how they have a "right" to be here. I though your technique was shit for a second there, but fuck that, you're good!

>> No.13425300

Did you know people don't all have the same fetishes?

>What doesn't belong
And who decides, you? I think not.

>> No.13425306

No need to thinly hide you want to gargle semen, we all know.

Thanks professor.

>> No.13425307

Why are you people the way you are?

>> No.13425317

it's summer and the weekend so maximum shitposting.

>> No.13425320

It's early May you moron.

>> No.13425321

Putting aside all else, the board rules decide, and the board rules say that futa is out.

You can discuss whatever else, though. I have no problems with yuri or NTR or pegging or anything else that I may not personally like, if they're within board limits.

>> No.13425322

I like monstergirls in a way that another anon does not and thus I must assert that my opinion and fetishes are the only acceptable, correct option.

>> No.13425324

>wanting to bring futa in here
>d/ - Hentai/Alternative
1."Alternative" images including: futanari, bondage,

I don't think so faggot.

>> No.13425330

Take it to Omegle text. I'm amazed no one has yet

>> No.13425334

I'm not and will gladly burn this mother down.

>> No.13425338

Because people here feel there's a need to "police" these threads by "shitposting problems until they go away"

>> No.13425341

I don't get it either, man. It's pretty pathetic that some want to be included in things so bad and yet only continually cause problems. Honestly, they make me legitimately sad. It's alright though, things will even out again in a couple days.

>> No.13425344

>body absorbs alcohol much faster if you pour it up your ass
That's because it doesn't go through your liver that way. It's more like it doesn't get filtered than being absorbed faster. I'd think MG's get the best cum rush from their uterus, but I love creampies anyway so I'm not exactly neutral.

>> No.13425345

I'm pretty sure pegging is /d/ material

>> No.13425346

>Acting like a bitch

You're right, that's your job dick lover.

No one can defend futa to this thread, not after Clare and Bob.

>> No.13425348

As loathe as I am to go to 'the rules,' considering how lackadaisical enforcement and interpretation is, there's nothing wrong with posting not-porn on a blue board so long as it isn't ponies or furry.

If you want to go by what a few vocal assholes want, then no, they can put on their big boy pants and learn to deal. Just as a side note, I haven't actually posted any futa or anything else. I'm just tired to death of the obnoxious thread police that shout down anything they don't like and have tantrums. It's like the concept of how to act like a decent person completely vanishes on 4chan. Yes, I know >4chan and all that shit, but god damn.

>> No.13425349

Eventually we'll go back to nice things.
Just gotta keep wishing and hanging on.

>> No.13425350

Dunno, monster girls belong on /d/. Still don't get why we got thrown here of all places.

>> No.13425353

>inb4 MGs are /d/

>> No.13425354

>All of them running with toast in their mouth
>Crying out "Mooohhhhh~!“ as they hurry


>> No.13425355
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>Just watched the recent episode of Bizarre Foods where Andrew Zimmern is in Kazakhstan.
>They freaking love their horse milk over there.
>They have him milk a mare and immediately drink what he's squeezed out.
>He looks shocked, then says it's the sweetest milk he's ever tasted, that it tasted like a vanilla milkshake.

Ha! As if Centaurs needed another reason for being best waifus.

>> No.13425357

Has anyone made daki cover designs for Monster Musume? Google is worthless.

>> No.13425358


MGs are more /jp/shit than anything if you think about it.

>> No.13425359

The amount of false flagging is palpable.

>> No.13425360

>people don't act PC in here

Sound like a you problem.

>> No.13425362


>> No.13425365

Stop using buzzwords you imbecile.

If we go by MGE/MGQ, then yeah. Monster girls as a whole are more /d/ than /jp/.

>> No.13425368
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Well if you ever wondered how Selkies work, here you go.

There's a NSFW one too on the wiki

>> No.13425371

Being a decent person would involve subsuming to the greater thread instead of being a vocal asshole about something almost nobody wants to discuss. I don't even know how you could have the polar opposite view.

>> No.13425372

>Dude fucking a Selkie with the both of them in her mermaid sleeping bag

>> No.13425374

literally cosplay tier

I do not mind at all.

>> No.13425375

Great, now...

Scans of the Wonderland Book when?

>> No.13425383

>If we go by MGQ
Woah there, mate. Don't go THERE just yet.

Besides, despite being partially "which monstergirl would you fuck", we do talk about many other interesting, less sexual things that involves MGs. The threads are somewhat similar to 2hu threads, except with extra shitposting.

>> No.13425384

Can Centaurs be Hathorites?

>> No.13425388

>The threads are somewhat similar to 2hu threads, except with extra shitposting.

We're the /v/ of 2hu threads.

>> No.13425389

That could work. Especially if the afterlife were some Bleach-tier shit where the Grim Reapers just dump you in a slum and then go back to their mansions.

>> No.13425402

>implying we touch any of the /d/ shit

You're not even trying.

>> No.13425403

Can you imagine how steamy and sweaty it would get inside there?

Really, just the general idea of sex in a zipped up sleeping bag appeals to me. I can only imagine what it'd be like if it was underwater, with a selkie.

>> No.13425406

>Wake up
>Start skimming thread
>3 hour long yuri shitstorm
>Resist urge to reply to some of this shit, and possibly revive the argument 10 hours later
>Some idiots do so anyway when I get to the bottom of the thread

Oh come on guys!

>> No.13425411

/v/ actually has 2hu threads. Whether or they're populated by /jp/ natives I have no clue.

>> No.13425413

>Really, just the general idea of sex in a zipped up sleeping bag appeals to me.
Me too anon.
Me too.

>> No.13425415

>tfw that poll about most hated shit was troll ammo
We gave them exactly what they wanted to know

>> No.13425418

Anyone can.
They just need to accept milk

>> No.13425420

But we're arguing about futa now, totally different thing.

>> No.13425429

It's been a while since we've had quality trolls. Feels nostalgic.

>> No.13425430

>Omegle text
Anyone feel like trying it?

>> No.13425432



>> No.13425433

I'm saying MGE/MGQ goes on /jp/.

Great going, fucking retard.

>> No.13425440

>Fucking a Pharaoh in her mummy sleeping bag
>Or her coffin

>> No.13425453 [DELETED] 

If almost no one wanted to discuss it we wouldn't be having constant fights over it. You may not like what's being posted, but if the choice comes between 3 hours of shitstorms or a yuri greentext then fuck it I'd rather have yuri. Both may be shit but at least one is relevant content.

>> No.13425455

I've seen 2hu threads in /a/, /v/ and even /k/.

>> No.13425456

>Fucking a Pharaoh in her Sarcophagus
Why yes, that sounds lovely. I'd rather an Anubis, but still, lovely.

>> No.13425457

We need to push sleepin-bag sex more.
Like mummies using their bandages to cocoon themselves with their partners.
Or dragons with wings big enough to completely wrap up another person.

>> No.13425458


>Monster girls as a whole are more /d/ than /jp/.
>I mean we're /jp/

Could have fooled me, asswipe.

>> No.13425463

>MGs are more /jp/shit than anything if you think about it.
>If we go by MGE/MGQ, then yeah.
>Monster girls as a whole are more /d/ than /jp/.

Read a book nigger.

>> No.13425469

Can anyone help a nigga out?

>> No.13425471

Smoke weed everyday dingleberry muncher.

>> No.13425474

Somebody commissioned a Miia from Mono but it's not public.

>> No.13425496
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>a girl with cat paws/tail belongs in the place where people fuck cars, fuck planes, get unbirthed, want to eat shit out of a diaper and hold a fart like a bong hit

Even in death I know no peace from this evil.

>> No.13425502

>want to eat shit out of a diaper and hold a fart like a bong hit

What the FUCK


>> No.13425512

/d/ being /d/.

There was also a guy who masturbates to Chicken, Chicken. The Goosebumps book, that is.

>> No.13425514


if you really wanted a Diablo story by now you should've realized the only way to get bollocks to get off his lazy ass is to treat him like the subhuman scum of a masochist he is and abuse him until he's nothing more than a whimpering, cherry red mess of lashes and paddlings

otherwise he'll just bullshit around the irc all day pretending to be at all relevant

>> No.13425515

If the girl is naked and not cosplay-tier, then yeah.

If cosplay-tier, /e/.

>> No.13425518

I'm happy that we are on /jp/ instead of /d/. Blue board rules do us good.

>> No.13425524

Yep. It's a shame we still have to deal with people purposely trying to stir shit up, but overall this is the best board for us now.

>> No.13425525

Why not be coarse with the horse?

>> No.13425534

Imagine MGG on /d/, which has months-old threads. We'd go into the tens or hundreds of thousand posts assuming people wouldn't just leave.

>> No.13425538

/d/ used to be a pretty interesting place to go in and "what the fuck" over everything. I remember the first time I saw an amputee thread. Now it's all dicks and traps.

>> No.13425542

>tens or hundreds of thousand posts

>> No.13425551

I remember seeing discussions on /d/ about splitting up the futa to a seperate board. Shame that never happened. Still with the catalog one can ussually find some gems among the endless amount of futa and traps.

>> No.13425554

We'd also have to put up with stuff like vore though. People rage in this thread about weak stuff like yuri and NTR, so I don't even want to imagine what happens when they start making post about how holstaurs shitting themselves is sexy.

>> No.13425555
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>but how will people know I'm hardcore unless my waifu is 90% monster?

This is me giving a fuck.

>> No.13425557


The choice is...yorse? Fuck it.

>> No.13425577


Endorse the horse!

Don't feel remorse!

>> No.13425580

I wouldn't mind seeing some /d/ fetishes in here, though.

Last time I went there, they were discussing a scenario where two women find a Velociraptor nest, throw out the raptor eggs, lay replacements into the nest (humans lay eggs in this setting) and have the raptors raise their kids like sparrows taking care of cuckoo hatchlings.

>> No.13425582

Why are you lying, anon?

>> No.13425584
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> how holstaurs shitting themselves is sexy.
I want to see that
I want to see tons of shitstorms and shitposting
I want to see this thread in flames

>> No.13425590


Clearly I could never make it as a rapper.

>> No.13425591

Either Mono or Loen, pretty sure it was Mono. She fits on a regular daki and the anon who owns her really needed to vacuum his carpet.

>> No.13425597
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Not the goober you replied to, but I feel that Thomas' girls had the right girl/monster ratio. I'm still okay with cosplay-tier though, so I fail to understand why it's a subject of contention.

>> No.13425599

What. Oh man, I'm dying here. That is hilarious.

>> No.13425607


What're you blushing about, knife-ears?

>> No.13425608

Straight from the board:

>They look so angry. Like, the dinosaurs pissed them off, so they decided to get revenge by laying eggs on their nests.

And later:

>fuck you dinosaurs
>these are our nests now you scaly bitches
>what's that? you wanted to lay your stupid lizard eggs here?
>too bad! my sister and i have unusually large human eggs and we're plopping them out right here
>free bleedin, nigga

>> No.13425609

>scenario where two women find a Velociraptor nest, throw out the raptor eggs, lay replacements into the nest (humans lay eggs in this setting) and have the raptors raise their kids like sparrows taking care of cuckoo hatchlings.
>humans switching human eggs with velociraptors
How can someone even imagined that?

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>> No.13425619
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Because a girl with pointy ears is just a pointy eared human. Of course, the line where 'monstergirl' starts is going to be different for everyone person. Like, is this a MG, or just kemonomimi + tail? I think personality and mental traits can help, but again, it's pretty cliche for a catgirl to have a handful of cat-like traits.

>> No.13425621

They obviously watched Super Mario Bros.

>> No.13425622

Jesus christ. It's a shame the whole board isn't hilarious shit like that or I might be one of the ones that want to move there.

>> No.13425629

Wow, that's retarded.

Sasuga /d/

>> No.13425630

She's ready to snu-snu a man so she can sire daughterus with him.

>> No.13425632

That was Loen.

>> No.13425634

I want to cuddle a healthy knife earred girl!

>> No.13425636

It's only funny to laugh at. When the people are serious about it and fapping to it then it's not something at all to want to be around.

>> No.13425637

How sensitive are monster girl tails?

>> No.13425641

Well if enough of us migrated there we could make it into that I suppose. I don't know if the locals would like it though.

>> No.13425642

/d/ is a place that occasionally has gems, but you have to venture into the dark ansd spooky coal infested, monster infested, mushroom infested- OK, there's a lot of shit in this cave
But you have to go through it to get that super rare gem

>> No.13425647

Are you serious? Why the fuck would they care?

Besides, no one wants a thread that hits its image cap after a day and then lingers for five months.

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>> No.13425651


Well then, don't just stare at me! Go snu-snu some dude or whatever already!

>> No.13425653

I want to jerk off an Alp's spade tail!

>> No.13425657

They'd be erogenous zone, so of course they'd be sensitive to a degree.

>> No.13425660

I want to touch monster girl tails
I like monster girl tails

>> No.13425662

>Besides, no one wants a thread that hits its image cap after a day and then lingers for five months.
That's also a big part of the problem. It would eventually just become /mg/ because people would get fed up of not posting images and make new threads. It works on /jp/, but that's because we eventually get pushed off and can start over every few days.

>> No.13425664

It's mostly image only, so turning it into a second discussion thread may not go well.

>> No.13425668

It's an orgasm button for Alps

>> No.13425670

>cute face
>fit, bit without losing her female charm
>those tits
>them abs and obliques
>them hips
>those fat as fuck lips

Adam West eating taffy.mp4

>> No.13425674

Abiru, please.

>> No.13425677

Anon I don't think you quite understand the situation you're about to be in.

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>them /ss/ doujins
I love this catgirl.

>> No.13425684


Reminder that dinosaur erotica exists.

>> No.13425690

Oh no. Now I imagined her going around collecting MG tails. Please no. Bandage girl too good.

>> No.13425693

>Those shitty romance novels about human women being raped by dinosaurs

There was a surprisingly lot of them.

>> No.13425695

>the situation you're about to be in

What situa--

>> No.13425699

Are they decent or 'hurr durr what a cute little phimosis dick <3'

>> No.13425701

>That entire lower body

What the fuck

>> No.13425706

That's some delicious health right there

>> No.13425707

Okay she's sexy and all, but what the fuck is up with that bottom? It looks like someone took translucent pink tape, wrapped one end around a black stick, stuck the other end on her crotch, and then shoved the sick in between her ass cheeks.

>> No.13425708

I am reminded of tile anon.

>> No.13425715

>what a cute little phimosis dick
But this is the best part of /ss/.

>> No.13425717

I'm pretty sure he meant fucked up waist, legs etc. Not health

>> No.13425720

I liked them. There were only two of them though.

>> No.13425725

Hey, thanks man. Good shit.

>> No.13425726


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Would you ever enter a Demon/Monster realm?

>> No.13425729
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Eh, at least the upper body looks nice.

>> No.13425732


>> No.13425734

I clearly am completely behind in modern fashion.

>> No.13425735

Once I'm a high enough level and stocked up on potions and shit, hell yeah.

>> No.13425738

I would probably enter an Undead realm. Depends on the setting it was based off. Nothing else, though. I mean, I like a couple non-undead, but they would be grouped with some shit tier ones that I wouldn't risk.

>> No.13425740

Yeah.It would be fun.

>> No.13425761

I imagine it's the same sort of feeling when they get their tail stroked as when someone strokes your head. Only with more spine shivers as the ASMR feeling runs up their body.

>> No.13425775

Can we choose the starting point? I'm defiantly going mist continent if we do. Gonna recruit a martial artist for my adventuring party.

>> No.13425777

I want to live in one of the undead's realms.

>> No.13425779

So you're willing to traverse the Monster Realms? Good Luck Brave souls.
But there is one little issue: You have to unite the human realms and stop their fighting before you can even step foot in there without a green haired witch nagging into your ear

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It's called a C-thong.

It's the worst part. I've only ever seen a single doujin where the shota is actually somewhat assertive and isn't all blushing and shy.

>> No.13425787

The human world can go to hell for all I care

>> No.13425789

Damn it, I just want to dick around and get in shenanigans, why did I have to be a hero too?

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i want to be placed in mountainous realm and be discover by a wurm and i want to be able to see her expression when she see's a man in her territory

>> No.13425794

I best be getting some help because it's going to take more than one guy to do all that.

>> No.13425795

Uniting the realms would be like restoring these threads to their pre-/jp/ state.

>> No.13425797
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>I have a few fetishes that are despised by the thread

Diapers, by any chance?

>> No.13425798

Who said you have to be a hero? You can be a Alexander the Great and conquer everything to forcefully stop their fighting.
Just avoid trying to go to any seas or oceans though.

>> No.13425800

Nevermind then. I don't want to be a hero. I just want a quiet life in near seclusion with a handful of undead to work with.

>> No.13425804

No, don't ask.

>> No.13425807


I dont see the appeal of undead realms. Its literally a dark shit hole full of rotting corpses why would anyone seriously want to live there?

>> No.13425815

Ah, it was impossible from the start.

>> No.13425817 [SPOILER] 
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If they appeared in a world full of monstergirls, how many would they unsuccessfully seduce before finding a waifu? Would they offend many manticores or dragons?

>> No.13425822


The god emperor of mankind united humanity by crushing anyone who opposed him. It helps that hes OP as shit but he did what he had to do.

>> No.13425823

It was never impossible! You merely just lack the will to go as far as needed!

>> No.13425825


>> No.13425831

>rotting corpses
That's why I said it would depend on the setting. Still, it's not like you actually want to talk about this, since your mind is made up already. Just put it on different tastes, bud.

>> No.13425834

Ninja Brian gets laid instantly. Danny gets rejected by a Cait Sith.

>> No.13425836

>Experiment #207694 successful, subject has ejaculated. Commencing experiment #207695.
>Ara ara, what a cute living boy. Would you like some tea?
>I vould love to have you for dinner!
>Ey boya, you wan some suck?

>> No.13425839

>ninja sex bang
That's fucking garbage.

>> No.13425849

i'm having trouble caring

>> No.13425852

It's a small band called Ninja Sex Party. They make a bunch of really stupid, but sometimes funny, songs. The one in the leotard also replaced John-Tron in Game Grumps on youtube after John left.

>> No.13425853

They aren't funny and they make shitty music.

>> No.13425856

If the guy on the left is some sort of musical ninja, then I expect he'd get into a fight with a kunoichi, just like that music fight scene from Kung-Fu Hustle.

>> No.13425858

Traitor pls

>> No.13425862


>Ninja Brian getting raped by tailpussy.
>He just lays there with his arms crossed and an angry expression.

>> No.13425864

Am I the only one that likes Cait Sith? Not as something to fuck, no, but I think it'd be pretty neat to have a pet cat that you can converse with and do other shit. Plus you could get some kickass fluffy cuddles without shit getting weird.

>> No.13425872

>e-celeb trash

>> No.13425874

It's alright, but I'd rather have were-cat daughterus for that. I'd like to feel what that paw pad curse is like with a were-cat though.

>> No.13425879

I don't like them. They're bad at video games and somehow manage to make it to DSP levels of awful.

>> No.13425880

>rotting corpses
Are you retarded?

>> No.13425881

Nah, I agree with you. Furry is a horrible fetish, but I'd be pretty kickass to have a talking anthropomorphic cat for a pet.

>> No.13425885

That's why I don't mind the cats in MH. Those little bastards keep me company while hunting.

>> No.13425888

Nah you aren't alone.
Bad fucks
Good Friends
Great pets
Best furniture

>> No.13425889

Yeah, they have a few rare moments of good jokes, but for the most part they're shit.

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>> No.13425892

Another solohunter? I thought I was the only one.

>> No.13425896

Now for the timeskip past the boring shit, because who gives two fucks about politics and deflowering princesses behind their father's back?
Through whatever means you can/would do, you've stopped various kingdoms from fighting and can now enter the monster realms without the bitch nagging your ears off!
However, upon stepping foot there the monsters there declare war on you and the closest nation to them!
What do you do now?

>> No.13425901

>lack the will

Know that if we were face to face, we'd have to fight.

Our time on earth is limited, I have none to waste chasing impossible dreams.

>> No.13425907


>deflowering princesses behind their father's back

Griffith pls if it wasent for that magic egg you would still be a cripple.

>> No.13425908

Now I'm reminded of Cha-Cha. I miss that little acorn headed freak, I need to start playing again.

>> No.13425914

Ask to see the paperwork. You never declare war without the correct paperwork.

>> No.13425918

What level am I?

Can I spam meteor like an asshole and hit every enemy 4 times for 2,000 damage per attack in a single turn yet?

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>tfw you have to work for a Gyoubu-Danuki to pay off your debt, carrying her wares from village to village. All while her soft, bushy tail is in your face, as well as her plump raccoon ass.

>> No.13425926

You know, if Guts painal raped Griffith I wouldn't even be mad. Too bad about that boat though.

>> No.13425932

You haven't completed the quest to get the slab that has METEO, anon.

>> No.13425936

Do I rank high enough to brush her fluffy legs?

>> No.13425937


Well since all of humanity is united now I would make some kind of Order thats specifically designed to fight our new monster enemies.

>> No.13425939

But Anon, if you lay her she steals your face and you are now the faceless self insert.

>> No.13425945

>plump raccoon ass
Aww yeah, I can tell from that picture that that Tanuki's ass is at least fat as the Kunoichi's.

>> No.13425946

Isn't this one a miko?

>> No.13425947

That would cost extra and put you more in debt. Her fluffy shins aren't cheap.

>> No.13425949

I just spent all that time making all the humans make peace, so hearing that the monsters want to start a war would probably push me over the edge. Assuming I grinded properly during my previous adventure, I plow through the monsters and proceed to beat the ever loving crap out of their commander.

>> No.13425960

What if I want to be in debt to her for longer?

>> No.13425965

It's from sitting at her market stall all day, looking smug. You're her chair during that time by the way.

>> No.13425970

I'm with you on that. Though, I see them more as a good roommate than a pet
You know, because they can talk now

>> No.13425971

You reach their commander after hacking and slashing through the pretty flimsy mage troops.
However, the commander proved to be too strong for you and obliterated your entire body with a low level spell.

Attacking head on won't work here.

>> No.13425976

Then you'll be in debt to a fast-talking, cunning con raccoon for a while. Going on adventures as you rip off people.

>> No.13425983

I'm a cat person, and having a Cait Sith as a pet would be cute. I would rub her tummy whenever she tries to act bossy.

>> No.13425990


Bull fucking shit someone who manages to unite humanity AND take on the demon army isent going to be taken out with one spell.

>> No.13425996

>Stop it right Nya!
>I w-want fish..nyat...belly...rubs...
>Her expression becomes a dopey grin and she starts purring.

>> No.13426002

fuck those smegheads, im going labyrinth diving
see you all in 6 months when i accidently wake up a world-ending eldritch horror and force everyone to co-operate

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But you can if your opponent is that powerful.
You'll need to use your military mind for this!
No landmines

>> No.13426011

I don't mind carrying stuff around. Actually, I feel "naked" and uncomfortable if I'm not carrying something heavy when I go for walks. I feel too "light".

>> No.13426016

I dunno, most cats I've seen don't like their belly to be touched. Soon as you make a move for it, suddenly claws.

I don't think I could resist giving in and dicking the cait sith if she went into heat and started presenting and shit, though.

>> No.13426018

>"You're pretty shallow, meow."
>"Thinking you can bribe me with a can of fancy feast."
>"...I'm still eating it though, meow."

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This is right on the money. Cait Sith's should only be acknowledged as if they were 90's game characters or those Felyne things.

I'd at least commission the Sabbath for potions that permanently remove her Kemono aspects, thus making her into a shortstack Werecat.

>> No.13426025

You have to gain a cats trust for it to allow you to give it tummy rubs
I'm not even kidding.

>> No.13426026


>No landmines

ok then if your gonna play like that how about Sniper rifles

>> No.13426029

I've had one that hates it, three that love it.
It really depends on the cat.
As for the rest....just give her a king sized dildo and let her go at it.

That's how you get a chubby cait sith anon.

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>> No.13426036

Reveal myself as a traitor and open up the nation to attack. Then I wait for those pesky heroes to try and kill me.

>> No.13426038


But cait sith are actually ok if you think about it without your dick.

>> No.13426041

Did you really have to post that picture?

>> No.13426042

Nobody is that advanced technologically.
Best you have are canons and muskets.

>> No.13426043

You don't dick the cat anon.
They are the side kick, not the heroine.

>> No.13426047


>> No.13426050
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we taokaka now

>> No.13426053


Why would you open YOUR OWN NATION to attack? You are the commander and chief after many hard years of uniting all humans.

>> No.13426054

Because we're in a fantasy setting and the setting isn't that far advanced? What, you thought we were in the modern era or GATE NIPPON JUSTICE?

>> No.13426056

Please make cait sith popular, I want us to start attracting furries and then the threads will finally get the boot to /d/ where they'll die thanks to >>13425534, as well as the endless shitstrorms that will form.

>> No.13426058

I find Taokaka adorable. Now if only I could into fighting games.

>> No.13426060

I'm evil! That or I'm a fallen hero who grew tired of seeing the nation I fought so hard to protect starting to fall apart again.

>> No.13426062

Why does it have to be fantasy?

>> No.13426063

Why does she wear the hood anon?

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>> No.13426067

Because it's not reality? Put down the bong.

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because of reasons anon

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>> No.13426074

T'is always the despair of life. cool or cute characters in fitan games that peak your interest, but you can't play fighters to save your life
Then you end up learning about fighters and the lore in their games and even learning matchups and such but you still can't play the damn game

>> No.13426075


>Please make cait sith popular

sure thing anon I never thought they were that bad in the first place. Your doom saying only makes it more obvious that everyone was overreacting.

>> No.13426079

And they are?

>> No.13426081

There is literally nothing wrong with alps.

>> No.13426082

You misunderstand. Why do you use a medieval-era fantasy setting? Why not modern or even sci-fi?

I've never understood the popularity of swords, non-existent hygiene, and rampant medical issues.

>> No.13426087

Truly the most erotic fighting game cat girl
Except for Felicia

>> No.13426093

Just use some of these.
>You'd have paid off your loan long ago if it weren't for your high interest rate.
>You better pay up soon because she's holding your heart for collateral.
>You don't know much about stocks, but something is rising.
>She best get ready because you're going to be repaying her all night until your payload is completely spent.
>You aren't really good with money, but you should have no problem handling her assets.
>You''l let her jingle your coin purse if she wants some of your white gold.
>If she's having trouble making money you'd be happy to lay down and let her ride out this recession.

>> No.13426101

I never liked the Dark Stalkers girls.

>> No.13426102

Why do you want a sci-fi setting?
If you don't like the setting we can just stop talking and move on.

>> No.13426104

Not him, but medieval era settings don't have 1040s. That, and in the case they're a fantasy setting. There is bound to be some form of plumbing and hygiene care.

>> No.13426106

Nah, it'll never get to that point. The furry shit is some of the only stuff that gets dealt with quickly, and Caits would get reported, as well as any content turned furry, as such. People can try, but it wont stick.

>> No.13426110

Fuck you too you furfag piece of shit. I hope you get gassed like those faggots at that convention.

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>TFW you barked up the wrong tree

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>> No.13426122

>Life your head out from in-between her thick thighs after eating her out in the back of her merchant caravan.
"Can you please stop making those puns?"
>"That will cost extra~"
>Groan and go back to work.

>> No.13426123


Calm your autism kid

>> No.13426126

It wouldn't be medieval if such things existed. Actual, workable in-door plumbing is a relatively new invention. Same thing with hygiene - up until this century people very rarely bathed. Hell, some still don't.

But anyways, sword-esque fantasy is just so... meh. There's no technology. No computers, no internet, no electricity, no light that isn't candles, no transport that isn't horses. Hope you don't like reading, either, since it took quite a while after the printing press came about before books got cheap enough for the common man to buy one or two.

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>> No.13426140

God dammit.

>> No.13426143

Who are you quoting?

>> No.13426147

Fuck off to /b/.

Is this the new who are you quoting? I like it.

>> No.13426150

Romans had proper hygiene, to an extent, as well as plumbing of sorts and they were before medieval times.

And it seems you don't want a true fantasy so much as a slightly different reality.

>> No.13426166

The roman thing is debatable. They'd bathe weekly, but that's about it. Plumbing did exist in a fashion, but not as we know it today. It was limited to running water to public squares and very large estates.

People also didn't really wipe their asses after a shit, no one shaved. Bleh.

And yes, contemporary-fantasy is pretty great.

>> No.13426167

>Cait Sith Breaks into your home and refuses to leave, desires to be pampered and even ruins your dates you try to bring home.
>Any time you try to get rid of her she finds a way back
>Eventually you decide to give in to her demands.
>You give her all the cat food, cat cream and snacks she can eat
>As time goes on her flat little cat tummy becomes pudgy.
>More and more
>Within 4 months the Cait Sith can no longer get up, or even swipe at you.
>Now whenever you bring a monster girl home she go 'LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE KITTY' and rubs her fat tummy
>The Cait Sith can do nothing but meow
>She surrenders and you help slim her down but keep her somewhat pudgy to remind her of her own hubris

>> No.13426175

It's good to know you lack a sense of adventure into the unknown.
And it's still plumbing and hygiene of sorts, even if it's not good enough for you. Only mistake they made was having lead waterways.

>> No.13426176

>Cait Sith Breaks into your home and refuses to leave

She's not staying.

>> No.13426177

slimming her down again

You blew it.

>> No.13426180


Every time I think of a Cait Sith talking, it usually involves "nya" either as an end or put into inappropriate places while the little smug shit belittles the human

>Nyour late-nya
>I expected my salmon filet no later than six-o'-clock-nya
>Feh, nyonsense, I wasn't waiting for you-nya

>> No.13426184

She learned her lesson
And if she acts up again she knows she can't resist the Tuna Supreme catfood

>> No.13426190

A slightly pudgy cait sith would make an adorable pet and a warm daki in the winter.

>> No.13426195

>pick her up
>she's not what you would could a healthy weight, but she's not malnourished either
>set her down an get her some milk
>she happily laps it up
>make a call in the meantime
>she sets her head down on your lap and purrs while you read the newspaper
>there's a knock on the door
>guy from the Chinese place came to get her
>hands you thirty bucks and takes her away
>stop by the pizza place around the corner

It was a good day.

>> No.13426197

>Or dragons with wings big enough to completely wrap up another person.
This is a favorite of mine.

>> No.13426198


>Giving into a home wreckers demands

weak anon weak

>> No.13426201

Adventure into the unknown? What adventure? Where are you going to get the money to 'adventure?'

Also, the waterways were stone. I believe there has been evidence that they used lead for some waterpipes, but it was rare. Mostly, a specific type of lead was actually used as a sweetener back in roman days.

Why not just like, you adopt a cat because you're lonely. You take good care of said cat, shower it with love and affection, all that fun stuff. You awake one night to a heavy weight atop you and a pair of malachite eyes staring at you.


You cute little cat is now a child-sized cait sith! After some initial shock, you extend your hand and she nuzzles into it like always, closing her eyes and purring and her ears flicking as she enjoys your touch. Only now she can talk! Once you teach her, anyways.

She's really quite clever to boot. In a few months she's got the intellect and verbal skills of a six or seven year old, and after a year she's a young adult in capacity. Chill together, watch movies, play games (After buying her a paw-compatible controller, or maybe even her own PC), and you still get some kick-ass kitty cuddles at night where she curls up against you and purrsnores.

Really, it's more like a daughteru than anything.

>> No.13426202

Best end. Oh god. So good.

>> No.13426207
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>A Monstergirl thread has turned into a, "What if I had a Cait Sith pet," thread.

>> No.13426208

No, they used lead quite a bit.
Lead is very poisonous. And there's plenty of money to be acquired in adventures, anon. You're such a Debby Downer.

>> No.13426211

I have a fetish for proper werewolves like this.
I have a fetish for them raping human girls with big knotty cocks.
I have a fetish for them doing the same thing to MGs, wolf-girls in particular.

>> No.13426220

Would Zubaz get a thunderbird for a waifu or would he get something with a high powerlevel? Or would he get a hellhound and have dom wars with her so he can always live life on the edge?

>> No.13426222


>"Please make cait sith popular, I want us to start attracting furries and then the threads will finally get the boot to /d/ where they'll die"

These people are doing EXACTLY what he asked for. This is can't be fucking happening.

>> No.13426227

If there was money in adventuring, there would've been more adventurers. No, about the only thing that awaited you was death and dirt and poverty so crushing you have to eat twigs and sleep in caves. And yes, I'm aware of lead's neurotoxicity.

>> No.13426229

More Schwarzwulfen pls.

>> No.13426231

>TFW you have an Apophis who loves pets
>A little too much
>Like, wraps around them and smothers them to no end
She'll leave eventually.

>> No.13426236

>all that awaits is death and dirt
Confirmed for sheltered moma's boy.

>> No.13426238

all of them he'd have all of them

>> No.13426243



This is has absolutely no correlation between my MG fetishes. Honest.


Why don't you bug him for more

>> No.13426246

But no one's talking about fucking them. Furry characters are fine as long as they're not sexualized,

>> No.13426251

Lead isn't that poisonous except in large quantities. It just really affects little kids extra bad like all heavy metals because there's not a lot of body mass there. And you don't see all the kids that grew up in cesspits like Leadville being blind even though they've got elevated lead in the blood from being around the old mines and having leechate in the water.

>> No.13426252

Well, you have fun 'adventuring,' dealing with bandits and lords looking to bolster their armed forces with that stray that happened across their land.

Living in those times was hard living. It's been highly romanticized, to the point where people forget the difficulties of even day-to-day living in such scenarios.

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>You will never have a Thunderbird daughteru who likes sitting next to electrical outlets and sticking her tail in them
>Since it acts as a body warmer and muscle relaxant

>> No.13426256

You didn't tell them to fuck off the second they started treating the cait sith well, you have no one to blame but yourselves.


>> No.13426263

>Furry characters are fine as long as they're not sexualized,
>Furry characters are fine
There's a reason 9/11 happened, and that reason is you.

>> No.13426264

>Furry characters are fine
>Even if "as long as"
You say that, but...

>> No.13426272

It's been speculated that many of the 'mad' emperors of the old era were driven that way due to constant lead intake through sweetener and other means.

Lead is some serious shit because it bio-accumulates and is a potent neurotoxin. A little lead can kill quite a few brain cells. Continued exposure leads to all sorts of cognitive impairments and memory loss, and finally dementia and death.

>> No.13426274

At least you can be your own man and live how you choose to.
Can you run a caravan in this day and age? Can you be a blacksmith after adventuring for years and years? No.

>> No.13426276


God damn it was great being a full roman citizen though in terms of travel and rights. Civis romanus sum is my passport motherfuckers.

>> No.13426277

What about RPing? Fursona characters? Posting furry images (which you fucking bet is going to happen one way or another, given how often our threads get trolled)?

Do not let them in here.





>> No.13426278

>furries are fine

This shit better be done by next thread or I'm gonna...what the fuck is happening?

>> No.13426279

People only tolerate Cait Sith because it came from the MGE. Don't mistake it for posting random furry pictures.

>> No.13426283

>Cait Sith
>desires to be pampered and even ruins your dates you try to bring home.
>You give her all the cat food, cat cream and snacks she can eat
>As time goes on her flat little cat tummy becomes pudgy.
>More and more
>Within 4 months the Cait Sith can no longer get up, or even swipe at you.

Immediately thought of Garfield.
It would be perfect.
>Cait Sith as the cynical glutton Garfield.
>Werewolf as the hyperactive and not-so-bright Odie.
>Anon as the mentally unstable and depressed Jon Arbuckle.

>> No.13426284

>Electric currents
>Muscle relaxant


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>This is can't be fucking happening.

>> No.13426294

That's all heavy metals, like mercury (also used heavily in potions and cures back then), arsenic, and all the rest.

It takes a lot more than you think to really do damage. It's just that all heavy metals share the name because you never get rid of them. They just keep building up over your lifetime. And if you cross the danger threshold you're fucked.

>> No.13426295

It's magic.

>> No.13426296

Do you really believe this?
No anon, now - more than ever - a man is free to do as he wishes. You did not become a trader unless your family were traders. You did not become a blacksmith unless your family were blacksmiths.

There were some exceptions, such as young apprentices moving around, though that was mostly due to familial bargaining. If you were a serf, you were a serf, and that was about it.

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>> No.13426301

I bet you souless fucks never played any games with anthropomorphic mascot characters when growing up. Sparkster? Ninja Turtles? Are they absolutely forbidden from being liked because some nutjob might want to dick them?
>What about RPing? Fursona characters? Posting furry images (which you fucking bet is going to happen one way or another, given how often our threads get trolled)?
Red lines. Besides context if everything, if it's one from a monster girl setting it's fine. Cait Sith and Polt are pool, pretty much what >>13426279 said.

>> No.13426303

I mean, if I'm right in my unsound science theories, electricity causes your muscles to loosen, right?
Or was it "forcefully constrict?"
Oh well, same difference.

Also, she's a Thunderbird, so there you go.

>> No.13426309

Cool even. I should be sleeping not talking about 2d girls.

>> No.13426311

>cait sith

Is that why we turned them into furniture and don't talk about them otherwise? Were you therefor the shitstorms when she was released? The edits? The grentextxts?

>> No.13426314

Okay, to be fair, I did play Rocket Knight?

Wait...I just thought of something?
How come Sparkster wasn't a boss in Shovel Knight? Somebody should've got him in there, it's in the name, "Rocket Knight."

>> No.13426315

Your brain sends a bioelectric signal to a muscle to make it contract. Take a wild guess what electricity does? Bonus hint, people first made the bioelectric connection in science by shocking dead frogs and making them dance.

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>a discussion on medieval + the lethality of certain elements
Oddly enough, this isn't anything out of the ordinary for these threads.

>> No.13426321

>a man is free to do as he wishes
>to run this lemonade stand you need a government approved license
>to sell these things you need a proper license
>to drive this vehicle you need a proper license
That's not exactly free.

>> No.13426322


I'd say electrical outlets would have the same effect as excessive amouts of sugar ingested at once on your Thunderbird daughteru.

>> No.13426327

So it makes your brain give unnecessary signals to the body?
I see.

>> No.13426328

Damn it you're right, he should have been in there. If battle toads qualify he sure does.

>> No.13426331

I want to fuck my Chubby Alp Sensai on our Cait-Sith bed!

>> No.13426337

You needed licenses or permission from the land's lord to do anything back in the day as well. Oh, and the government was many times more corrupt, not even counting how deeply ingrained religion was.

I realize I'm pretty much shitting on people who like the sword n magic fantasy setting and I guess I apologize, but due to uncontrollable autism is bothers me deeply that people don't realize just how shitty those times were.

>> No.13426338


GR8 B8 M8!

>> No.13426339

Now is the time to make a choice. Look at what happened when alps were finally let in the threads. Don't make the same mistake with cait sith. These are the same people pushing to for yuri, futa, pegging and all that other verboten shit. Thread carefuly.

Heh, thread.

>> No.13426340

I'd say they have a normal bank of charged cells like an electric catfish or electric eel and zapping them would just make all the charges go off and short them out.

>Thunderbird gets shocked by outlet
>Blows out the transformer for the whole block
>Doesn't even have static cling left in her feathers afterwards

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>you have yet to be breastfed by a Holstaurus
what is the point of living?

>> No.13426350

there isn't....

>> No.13426352

>Burping your Thunderbird daughteru for the first time
>The burp sends an EMP throughout the block and leaves the neighbourhood without power for an hour

>> No.13426353

I want to be a Kunoichi's precious little Goemon.

>> No.13426354

No brain needed. I could shock nothing but an amputated leg and make it jump. It makes everything go haywire by sending the contract signal to all of the muscles at once. Haven't you ever seen somebody get tazed?

>> No.13426355

We know how shitty they were, we just don't focus on the shit.

>> No.13426356

I'm a particular fan of a few images by OptionalTypo.

>> No.13426358

Come on, sex on Cait Sith beds is the best. You get to fuck on top of that haughty smug furry, while all she can do is watch miserably. She can't even try to schlick off to it since she can't reach down there anymore. It's humiliating and delicious.

>> No.13426360

>what is the point of living?

Protecting these threads, the only place where you can tell people about your MG fantasies that'll never happen and not be looked at as a weird guy, from shit like >>13426246 and >>13426056.

If we go down, you won't be able to share your MG fantasies with anyone else.

>> No.13426368

>the only place where you can tell people about your MG fantasies that'll never happen and not be looked at as a weird guy
Except the wiki, MGR, MGU, /r/monstergirl or the various Japanese monster girl communities.

>> No.13426369

You'd have to rewire your house with shielded milspec cable and transformers.

>Here honey, I got you a new laptop
>It's a giant ugly brick!
>Well, I'm sorry it has to be. Daddy has to buy surplus tough books or you wouldn't have a computer that works at all.
>The other kids will laugh at me
>If they're really mean, give their iPads a zap and they'll shut up.
>Don't tell your mother I said that.

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>> No.13426372

You say that, but...
I'd save the bait for Sea Bishops.

Wait, do mermaids eat worms, or is that racist?

>> No.13426373

>this entire post

I've seen some pretty sad shit posted on this website, but you, I think you just won them all.

>> No.13426375

People know.
That's why many people simply ignore those aspects, or they go the route of settings like the MGE, where magitech is used to hand-wave away most problems.

>> No.13426376


Why would I want to have some, apparently huge, in your opinion, cat to have sex on top of while it