Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Can you feel the storm? It's coming.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13422278
Thunderbirds are nothing but delinquents who sit on power lines and smoke cigarettes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13417556 (You)
It is that time again!
New situation this time!

Your Step Mom is a Minor Holst deity of Hathor, you have an older step sister and no other sisters.
You grew up in a very happy and healthy family life with your Step mom and real dad.
One day the famous Shirohebi seer from the Ryuu shrine comes over and tells you of her vision for you this weekend of the full moon, you will be given a choice of several girls that will ask to go out with you, the one you agree too will become your wife.

Are you ready to play?

<Happy holst family pic.jpg>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422278
>Thunderbird OP
Bueno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422282

Last time I picked the childhood friend fox.

Lets see what you've got this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422268
Except that it never set itself up as femdom.

>The only thing better is that they love each other
Makes it much better imo.

Also
>Wamusato's Wonderful Softness > Dokuro's [Often literal] shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422282
>Shirohebi seer
Is she one of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422282
Remember :
If you pick an option, none of the following are a choice for you

Option 1
Your Step-sister
Your parents think it would be cute and great if you and yer older 'sister' got married, she has pretty much lived with you all your life, she never saw you as a little brother but as a young man, she helped you lose your virginity, and has given you a lot of her milk,you 2 spend a lot of time together and pretty much have a great relationship.
There is no real bro-sis feelings or connotations in this option.
She is ok with this idea. she just seems kind of unable to ask you if you want to get serious.

(continued )

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422290
lol learn to colors faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422278
>Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (HTTP) (embed) (HTTP)

Damn it. Let's see how long we can make that that fuckup chain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422293
>helped you lose your virginity
MC should just die, no girl deserves used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about Harpies. Why are they BUILT FOR SEX?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422300
Or, y'know, he could just stick with the sister who fucked him first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422303

All monster girls are built for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422293
Option 2:

Being as this is a shrine to Hathor there is an anubis mage that visits often, she is the typical childhood friend, she is diligent stereotypical Anubis in public, but in secret (a side of her you know quite well) she is quite the nerd, she loves tinkering with things building new things and quite enjoys sex with you. She has hinted she would love a long term commitment with her and help her with her magic studies .

<continued>

<sexy anubis pic.jpg>

[Anonymous No.]

>Be 100th level Paladin
>Walk up to Druella's Castle
>She stands by her window laughing as you approach wondering what to sic on you.
>You raise your sword
>YE OLDE HOLY MAN HIMSELF BITCH SLAPS ILLIAS OFF HIS CHAIR AND TELLS HER TO GET BACK TO THE MAID WORK, AND STRAIGHT KAMEHAMEHAS THE CASLTE AND EVERYTHING IN IT
>The he gives you the Ok before tossing in a whole bunch of water into the crater, calling it Loch Ness and adding a qt girl named Nessie into it.
>Life in Monster Girl World is Awesome

[Anonymous No.]

Lightningclit is a welcome thing to open with, OP.
Have a nice night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422293

>she helped you lose your virginity

No she didn't, because there is no way I'm going to give that up until I find love, unless you're saying she raped me.

Either way, next..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422293
Why the fuck would I not go with the dark-skinned cow goddess daughter again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422304
It's unclear if he fucked the sis or the sis wingmanned for him. If it's loli x shota pseudo-incest we're talking about then sis for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422309
Both have been pretty boring so far. Still holding on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422311

wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422309
>Anubis Mage
>Typical Childhood Friend
>Stereotypical in public
>Nerdy tinkerer in private
>Hints at wanting a long-term commitment
>Study magic with her
This.

This is everything I want.
Others need not apply.

[Anonymous No.]

Your daughteru brought her fiancee so you may meet each other for the first time.
She's marrying a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422309

Option 3:
The Secret box!

Yes I am doing the secret option early this time.
Pick it now and 4 and 5 are not available for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422328

I have no problem with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422325
Truly no party is complete without an overbearing, Lawful Neutral Anubis mage.

What else should join?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422331
Don't know. Don't care.

Anubis Mage Waifu is all I need for my adventuring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422331

God I wish there was a full view body shot of her.

That outfit is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>CG never

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422309
>You will never a frumpy, nerdy Anubis with a passion for one thing and one thing only: Card Games on Motorcycles

http://imgur.com/G7dTbfc.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Option 4 :
The Holy hell option:
The Temple of Sekmet's daughter wants you to marry her .
She is strong and powerful woman who has an amazing ability to control those around her, she is seen by many as a great and wise warrior .
In private you know she is the biggest little snuggle slut ever, she totally adores the cute syrupy romantic stuff and really likes to be with you as you always can make her laugh.
She would be a great wife and would dote on you for years to come, expect a lot of kids with this option.

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Sexy Set pic.jpg>

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs would be the head of a shrine or temple in zipangu/mist valley that isn't a ryu or a kitsune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422348
Dark Priest Missionaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422348

Yuki-onna.

Only a very cold shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422342
I'm honestly surprised this doesn't come up more frequently, given the game's Ancient-Egyptian origin in-universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422348
Crow Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422348
Dragon Twins.
I'd post a pic but they don't have any MG-ish features

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422348
Jorougumo at a very creepy shrine infested with seals
Yuki-Onna in a shine high in the mountains

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422342

I don't get the reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422348
Shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422357
The girl in the image is from Yugioh. You know?
The one with the motorcycles?
Also expressing my thing for girls in coke-bottle glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422348

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422348
An Oni.
Her temple brings good luck in bets and strength to those who leave offerings of meat and sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422363
That girl is 100% cute, you have good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422363

No, I don't know. I never watched that show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422364
What? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

Option 5 :
The "woah, really' Option.

After the Shirohebi Seer leaves after telling you of those 3 girls,(options 1-2-4) she also tells you there are up to 3 more unknowns.

After she leavs you bump into a short woman, but oddly she knocks you over and when you look up you see its a little Shetland pony MG.
After a few seconds you realize its not just any MG but it is a Shetland pony nightmare that often comes to the shrine to help out.
She is always shy but opens up around you and always wants to spend time with you when the other 3 aren't around.
She is lonely and if you pick her would be the most devoted wife and give you many children.
She also has a small problem of being considered a child by many and you would be accused of being a pedo at times.

<cute nightmare shetland pony pic.jpg>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422367
She'd most likely be a harpy, though.
Still, my point stands.

>>13422370
Understandable. But it's honestly the best series in the franchise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422372
>>13422345
>>13422329
>>13422309
>>13422293

Thats the ones you get tonight.
How many for the Mystery box?
Cast yer choices
Mystery box in 5 mins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422375

I mean I never watched the franchise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422379
Oh.
Also understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422378
I chose the box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422378
Number 5 is adorable, but all the same, glad I picked the Tinkering Anubis Mage Childhood Friend. That's just perfection in my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422372
Well, she sounds pretty adorable, but I don't really care for taur types. Guess I'll go for the mystery box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422378

None of them really do it for me so far.

I'll see what's in the box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422378
I want the box.
What's in the box?
How much is the box worth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422328
ManlyTearsWhileGivingThumbsUp.img

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422378
Lets see the box. I'd go for pony, but horsepussy can't win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422392
>"You get home, sit down, and watch some TV. Who gets the box? What's in the box? How much is what's in the box worth? Storage Wars! Ehehe..."
>"But I do not want a class war, race war, flame war, UND CERTAINLY NO COLD WARS! Blue balled for 40 years..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422394

Anon, be aware what you say. Saying you'd like pony over horse would get you two vast different levels of hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422400
Pretty sure it's a losing battle either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422397
Nazi vampire girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422293
'Sister' all the way 100%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422378
Mystery box.

You head into the temple to consider your options when you hear some odd noises coming from the room where your mom stores her special Hathor milk.
Upon listening closer you hears moans of pleasure coming from the room.
naturally you open it slowly and quietly to peek in and see what it is.
There drinking some milk like it is gods gift is a fox woman dressed in dark colors , she looks absolutely thrilled to be chugging the milk down.
You realize it is the daughter of the Dark Kumiho sorceress down the road.
she has always been friendly with you and had your back through school and High school, while she never really hung around with you she always indicated she liked you .
It is then that she realizes you caught her she looks at you deeply embarrassed .
The Milk has done amazing things to her, she has been drinking it for quite a while now, she confesses to you she loves the stuff and because she is also a dark Kumiho sorceress she just can't simply come to the temple and get some. and asks if you would forgive her .
She would be the ultimate Mayadere option if you choose her, sexy, powerful, rich and above all fun as hell to be with, again expect tons of kids with her and only her mom and yer parents will be thrilled by yer getting together.

Thats it for tonight.
sorry if it sucked, I am sick and wore out.
Hope you had fun with it.

<super sexy dark Kumiho sorceress pic>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422409
>mayadere
I regret everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422409
Dammit.
I was expecting an Apophis, or the Pharaoh herself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422402

But if one is less of a battle, it makes it easier to fight, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422409
It can't be helped.
Buuut, if she's may adhere, I can go for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422418
evil turned good because she is with you?
How can you regret that?

[Anonymous No.]

How does your waifu hit on you?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm curious to know the percentage of women who'd willingly corrupt themselves into succubi and monsters if it meant beauty and power at the cost of becoming someone's waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422409
I am okay with this.
Mofu wins again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422409
Well fuck.
I was hoping for an alp to force into cosplaying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422429
What does 1~2 look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422437
Its the appearance stat from the Call of Cthulhu RP game. You roll 3d6 for most stats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422424
Maybe I had a misunderstanding on the term itself, but I always took it to mean "evil with everyone but you", which wouldn't fly with me. If it meant she changed overall, then sure, but I'm not going to be with an evil MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422441
Ah, I get it now. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

Night Anons, stay cool and don't burn down the thread.
I will always be here, barring death or coma, to wish you good night.
Even if the only thing I do is undead imouto shorts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422454
>spoiler
That's enough, friend. That's more than enough. Trust me. Could always use more of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422454
>Undead Imouto Shorts
Bless you for such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422409

I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would make for the best oppai loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422459
No, we could always use more of THIS

*Unzips dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422466
The oppai loli girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422466
Holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422466

In my experience with Arekishi? Plant girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422428
With terrible oneliners from hentai and porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422428
She shows me a copy of Giant Robo while grinning at me and moving her eyebrows up and down suggestively. It works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422429
That chart is surprisingly well balanced. A lot of times these charts just jump from hideous to very cute. Here the just below average one is acceptable and the barely above average one is sort of cute. 13-18 has less of a curve, though, they're all super cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422485
13 is pretty much the line for heroines. Once you reach 17-18, you are into the supermodel zone. You leave the realm of everyday cute to someone whose face was chiseled by some divine force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422429

>The ugly ones are drawn more realistically then the pretty ones

And this is why 3D is PD.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are elves so weird?

This isn't normal behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422499
It's in their genes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422499

I want to eat ice cream on a cold winter day with my yuki-onna waifu.

I like the cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422501
Wrong!
My genes are on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422517
What a waste of genes,

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422522
Does that skellington still have an ass? It looks like she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422522

It be fun if that was translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422522
She's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422522
She's a cutie. I'd cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

Go out to the country to visit an older shrine of the Fox goddess, and get lost.
Find this , she simply asks "I think you are lost and need some help?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422522

I hope the grim reaper is a cute girl.

I hope the after life is full of monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422293
I don't need any other option. Never ever betray the onee-san. Live for the Onee-san, defy death for the onee-san. Especially since you've already fucked her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422521
Its okay, I can just make more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422466
Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422472
>>13422466
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>Through an unfortunate accident your monstergirl waifu goes blind.

>You have to lead your Manticore waifu around as her tail-pussy envelops your hand.

>You have to lead your Gazer waifu by having all her eye-stalks wrap around you.

>You have have to describe how far your Cheshire waifu has to teleport because she refuses to accept her disability.

[Anonymous No.]

How many of you would like to come home and find this in your home/apartment/ whatever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422560
Yes. Must touch fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422560
molest mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422533
>Hello pretty lady. Would you like to play a game with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422535
I like the idea of an afterlife which is essentially one mass shared dream. Humanity's collective subconscious.

So, going by that idea, it'd have pretty well anything you wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422560
The ritual worked! Now to conquer the WORLD!

[Anonymous No.]

>Hollywood's making an Egyptian-Mythos themed action movie
>Hathor is going to be a character
>Played by the Kunoichi from the last G.I. Joe movie
I don't even know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422575
I didn't see that, does she at least have tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422558
Won't they develop echolocation or some other shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422578
None of her photos I get from looking her up on Google show her being particularly stacked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422579
This ain't Daredevil man. Blind people don't just turn into bats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422580
Well, historical accuracy has never been hollywood's strong suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422589
Apparently the villain of the film is Set, as portrayed by Gerard Butler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422581
Mamono mana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422599
Mana na na

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422581

Unless your waifu is a bat girl.

>>13422599

I think that stuff only works on stuff directly required for sex.

IE, your dick will regrow, but a lost arm won't. Eyes aren't exactly needed for sex. Though I'm sure a lich or wizard could fix you up with some more conventional magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422608
Well, she could always grow vaginas in place of her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422608
Bat girls don't turn into bats though. They are bats to begin with.

Besides that bat girls can still see. They can just use echolocation to help them eat mosquitoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422612

Vaginas are not an ocular organ, why?

Also, that sound fucking disgusting. I'm talking god damned nightmare fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422613

It depends, fruitbatgirls can't do that.

Because fruit doesn't run, they're also get bigger then their sonar cousins if I remember my bats correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422608
>Where did you get these eyes from doc, they're great!
Oh, just someone who forgot to pay me.
>Wait, what?
Hm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422614
Dolphins can grasp things with their vaginas so maybe she can feel herself around with them? Like she has really long prehensile tentacle clits or something.

And even if you don't like it at first MAMONO MANA will happen and then you will!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422630

No thank you. I'd rather the vagina be where it's suppose to be in relation to the human part of the body.

Back of the knee maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422630

Hands would be much more effective for that then vagina eyes.

Also that's still fucking nightmare fuel.

I'd rather she have black holes for eyes, like this cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422633
>he doesn't like asspussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422659

That's something completely different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422633
>>13422633
I'm still going to believe that's how all injuries heal in demon realms. Cut your finger? You grow a tiny dick from it. Oomukade slits wrists because the guy she confessed told her to go take a hike? She gets the wrist-vaginas from that one Z-TON oneshot. Paladin can't take all the debauchery and beheads himself in shame? He lives the rest of his eternal life with a giant penis for a head.

After a decade or two of hanging out in the local demon realm, you start looking like the cocksuit dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422662
>Paladin can't take all the debauchery and beheads himself in shame? He lives the rest of his eternal life with a giant penis for a head.
And they say that "Traitors" think with their dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422660
Oh. How about tentacle-pussy?
Abomination-orifice-pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422662

That is completely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422658
Love these kinds of pics.
Also, good taste pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422670

Yuuko at the end of the series is pretty much a stereotypical monster girl.

I mean she's haunting her husband because she wants his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422662
That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422662
>/d/ in charge of supernatural injury cures

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422681
>Letting /d/ be in charge of anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a shirohebi as a childhood friend, whom you drag along on your various misadventures
>She will never make a pact with you involving tying a red thread around your pinky and hers
>She will never secretly keep that red thread with her for years to come, believing with all her heart that you'll honor the pact you made with her
>You will never one day do something so terrible to her that she, in her heartbroken catatonic state, snips the red string in two

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422702
>>You will never one day do something so terrible to her that she, in her heartbroken catatonic state, snips the red string in two
Damn straight I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422676
Nope, it's 100% sensible.

Between a dick and an arm, what is better for a monster? A dick.

Between their husbands gaining an extra dick and an extra arm, which would a monster prefer? A second dick.

If a monster's husband gets his arm cut off, what is better to replace it with, an arm or a dick? A dick.

Repeat for all body parts until Chaos Spawn.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey it's pretty late at night, so any Anon's up for some fap material? Someone in the thread before was asking for Silent Hill based stuff, and this was what all I knew of.

http://exhentai.org/g/798065/c91e023f03/

Granted, some of you might not like his art style. He draws his girls quite...thick. Still seems like an interesting atmosphere if you ask me, besides the ending implication of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422702
This breaks my heart for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422702
>You will never one day do something so terrible to her that she, in her heartbroken catatonic state, snips the red string in two
Jesus this fucking hurts bad

What do I have to do to redeem myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422290
>you will never have an evil lamia sorcerer waifu who has a soft spot for animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422722
>A lamia girl who ironically loves rats
Though it would make sense if she grew up poor enough to live out on the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422702
Why did I read that as red thong at first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422710
I remember this. This was lewd as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422727
Because you're a fellow pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422727
I dunno.Why did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422724
She would probably hate them in that case

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422727
Why would you tie footwear to your finger, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422724
I was thinking more like an evil Radagast the Brown. She would protect her forest with deadly force, but would be a vegetarian, and treat all of the animals as if they were her children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422734
>footwear
It's an old Irish tradition, dense paladin anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422733
Okay then.
What if one were the type to keep them as lab rats and felt a special connection with her subjects?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422734
But that's what the red thread of fate is.

A loli Sabbathite shirohebi puts her panties on your head and you're cursed to live as the Thonghead Pervert until you decide to give into your lolicon instincts and marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422709
>what is better for a monster?
Now there's a point I don't care for at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422737
Radagast was fucking unsanitary though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422737
So a Wild Child lamia girl who lives out in the forest? In the nude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422743
I wouldn't last a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422741
>lab rats
Would likely not have much in the way of feelings for them.
The best way to make her bond with the things is if she only rarely ever encountered them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to trigger a Tanuki by showing her this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OoJLJF5aMQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422737
>A shirohebi who lives in the forests of Zipangu
>She loves iriomote cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422729

Did he make a fucking bonus page due to outcry? I swear I remember fapping to this several times without page 17 being there, but I remember people demanding more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422743
>A loli Sabbathite
Some one is getting ara ara cake crammed down their fuck hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422749
Who knows magic. Yes.

>>13422746
Take what you think is unsanitary and make it sanitary because of MAMANO MANA.
best not be talking shit about my boy Raddie, he's got the best shrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422757
I think so, 17 took me by surprise too, because I wanted to see him fuck her as well, and I remember being disappointed he never did.

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/s/358255565b/798065-17

this pose strikes me as very Oni-ish. the only thing wrong with it is the pyramid head, and whilst I get that that's what she is, it's a shame you can't see her smug expression as she looks down at the small human boy slaking his lust on her flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

Is your waifu a Big Girl relative to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422758
Good luck with that, her thong also constricts itself whenever she chants the Lotus Sutra. Now you have to journey to the West and retrieve the scrolls for an enhanced Spell of Pedomorphosis from the Indian branch of Sabbath (full of little brown girls, obviously) to revert her back.

The Indian branch is fearsome, I heard they even converted an Apsaras and had her develop the potion needed to make a loli lactate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422775
No, she's 2/3 to 1/2 my size. Why do you ask Mr.FBI?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422776
I'll just tell her I cam in the cake. She'll eat it herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>*Lewd Fairy Noises*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422803
>Those twin braidtails
Delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422784
Le Cake is lie! It is come true!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422803
Every god damn day, I knew I shouldn't have built my log cabin on the edge of the enchanted woods.

I'm tired of these sex-starved mini nymphs riding my dick while I'm asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422816
>He doesn't like free autonomous onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422821
I am not taking responsibility for hundreds of tiny Fairy daughterus because these tiny winged delinquents break into my house and do lewd things to my poor cock under the bed covers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422366
>>13422349

I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422366
I want to learn from the wise Oni High Priestess how to get ripped as fuck and party like no one's ever partied before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422533
>that art...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422823
>I am not taking responsibility for hundreds of tiny Fairy daughterus
So don't. Infact its best if you ignore them when you're awake, because if you interact with the little shits they might think you likethem, and spirit you away to their kingdom full of assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422816
>You will never have a fairy waifs who buys a pill vibrator for herself
>The normal sized ones

[Anonymous No.]

Back in my day monstergirl thread had images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422866
You there. How much for that Turquoise Dragon Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422866
Back in your day they weren't 3000 posts long. Don't post images for the sake of posting images.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you throw an aggressive monster girl off their guard?

MG: "I am going to rape you"

You: "Lel do eet faget I bet u kiss grils"

MG: wat

You: *flee*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422866
Zinogre-chan, get back in your crate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422888
My trips stand uncontested.
Fight me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422888
> "Lel do eet faget I bet u kiss grils"

Doesn't work on everything. They might prove you right, and then where will you be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422888

MG: "I am going to rape you"

You: "You sink zis rape?"

MG: *flees*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422907
Sitting back and watching the fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422907
I don't know, that's why I'm asking.
Maybe throw something else out there? A 'shiggy diggy', perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422907
I can't think of a monster who wouldn't kiss girls, honestly.

They prefer men, but a woman is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422912
Please don't be so cancerous. Just passionately mouth molest a monstergirl if she's trying to rape you, that'll put her on the back foot quicker than anything else. Just stop spouting memes.
>shiggy diggy
>do eet faget
I mean, I hate to be "that guy" but... posting standards, man

[Anonymous No.]

Lost a loved one? Can't afford a Lich or think the Undead are abominations? Your deity of choice not listening to your prayers?
Anubis has you covered. For a nominal fee, payable with your body, your deceased loved one can be brought back from the other side in a full resurrection, no necromancy used, no injuries or brain damage sustained!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422926
Monster girls kissing girls turns them into monsters after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422937
What happens to Monster Girls kissing Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422940
The thread gets pissed off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422937
There's also the fact that they're depraved nymphomaniacs. They don't even monsterize girls for the sake of monsterization, they just want them to feel as good as they do and monsterization just happens to be a good way to do that.

>>13422940
That's forbidden love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422942
actually, I dont mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422940
>>13422926

Fuck off.

>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422932
You seem to be missing the point
The "memes" are the repellent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422954
Why so butthurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422940
They need to get punished by a man, who will teach them the difference between haram and halal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422954
How does it feel to know that monsters fucking girls to corrupt them is officially canon material?

[Anonymous No.]

fuck off the lot to /d/ or /mlp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422942
What if someone wrote a /u/ story and then ended it with "And then Anon walked in and it became a threesome, the end" ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422955
>Spouting memes to a physically superior being
>Not just earning you a smack in the mouth before being hateraped
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422960
Just fine, they do it to turn human women into MGs, not to fall in love and have it become a relationship, so get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422963
See >>13422942
and >>13422954

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422968
When did I ever say that it should be lasting? The guys first post just mentioned kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422967
Physically superior, not mentally superior. Usually.
The MG might not even know that they are memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422977
Anon don't talk to the grumpy goose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422963
I did.
Everyone hated it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422969
How about a story where two monster girls are in love with each other, but aren't physically attracted to each other so they invite random guys into threesomes to act as their surrogate dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422940
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422983
> The MG might not even know that they are memes.
We truly are the superior race.
HFY, all day, erry day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422991
Still would piss people off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422991
I'd read it.
It'd piss off a few people though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422991
How about you stop pushing your shit here and fuck off to your own board? Fucking asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422992
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423003
>pushing your shit
Funny how he's pushing it when it's merely a suggestion.
Cry harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423006
best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423013
How can you like some dyke faux Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423006
I wanna bully Draco until she admits she likes dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422968
Holy shit, how insecure can you get? MGs can and do love other girls. They monsterize them because they love them and think that monsterization is good for them. They will gladly fuck them after monsterization because they love them.

Even fucking Druella, the most radical madwoman in the entire MGE setting, doesn't think "Oh nice, there are a bunch of humans there, let me drop in these roper seeds and see what happens". She monsterizes on a case-by-case basis so that her "victims" are happy. It's close to parental love but then parents generally don't fuck their kids so it's kind of in between, but it's love no matter how you look at it.

Monsters love dick, sure, but they love other things than dick too. That's like saying honeybees only gather honey to entice men, fuck no they're bees of course they love honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423006
So tough. Not like we a have a report button or anything. Oh wait...

[Anonymous No.]

Do Lamia/Nagas/Echidna/Whatever leave their eggs unprotected?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423021
>reporting someone who doesn't break the rules
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423026
I hope not, I don't want to call the Paladins on their negligent parent asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423011
Yeah, cause it's not 500th time the yurifags have made a move to shove their shit in here. Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423026
No. If they have to leave, the hubby is left to care for the egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423032
>exaggerations
>stock KGA phrase
How cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423032
You're silly. I don't like yuri but the more you bitch about it the more I want to post it. Can't you see you're making things worse for yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423016
see>>13423017

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423028
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know this was /u/. Kill yourself carpet muncher fetishist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423032
Yurifags have every right to shove their shit in there. Stop throwing temper tantrums over fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423047
We'd only need to go to /u/ if we were making a thread dedicated to monstergirl yuri, as opposed to a minor discussion within the monstergirl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Thread derailed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423055
We're still talking about monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423038
>boogeymaning already

Pathetic.

>>13423039
Go ahead, its not like you'll be told to fuck, since every time this shit comes up, a shitstorm occurs, but you are fuckig entitled you don't care as long as you get your way.

>inb4 you're the same

You have an entire board to drool over lesbians, this thread has never been the place for it, so get out.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is a lot of shitflinging here. You know what that means?
Oomukade abuse and neglect intensifies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423047
Life fucking hell you do. You have your own place, we don't even have that, so fuck you. Why don't we post monsterboys while we're at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423054
They could. They could also discuss it here, because you know, this is the monster girl thread and there sure isn't any rule saying that you can't discuss yuri outside /u/. Now if this was futa or something you'd have a point, since there are board limitations for that.

As an aside, nobody actually discusses yuri in these threads, it's just about you and that other guy whining like schoolchildren whenever yuri even vaguely gets mentioned. If you shut your mouth, nobody would even mention MG yuri beyond like five posts every other thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423064
>Boogeymaning
Boy you'll just come up with anything to complain, won't you?
And a shitstorm forms because of people like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423061
Yes, but it's shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423076
I'm not the guy whining about yuri though.
I was actually agreeing in that yuri about monster girls can be discussed here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423077
No, it forms because of assholes like you who have been told time and time again that you're not welcome here, yet here you are starting shit because someplace on the internet doesn't cater to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423064
the shitstorms only occur since idiots like you get all butthurt over it and throw a tantrum, else people would just calmly move on to another topic after ~3-4 posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423080
>starting shit
None of this wouldn't happen if you didn't scream your head off and shit your pants over trivial things.
As what >>13423081 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423076
Not either of them but yuri has always been kicked out of these threads. That's why there's no discussion of it. It's as basic a rule as no monsterboys and older than the image limits of /jp/.

I don't even see how anybody could argue different when this thread is basically /a/ in exile and that's a policy of all of /a/. Talk yuri in /u/.

Saying there's no rule is pretty much newfaggotry of the highest order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423075
>Monsterboys
>Relevant to the monsterGIRL thread
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423088
>always
It wasn't kicked out until the whole anti-yuri thing that surged through /a/ while we were still on there.

>>13423092
He's grasping for straws and it's almost pitiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423095
It's older than 24/7 threads and weekend threads. That's always enough and rule that's been in place for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423086
You can point fingers all you like, yuri is not welcome here. Nor NTR, nor futa, nor monsterboys or the rest of the stuff, long established, that will not be had here, so don't let the door hit your ass on the way out yurifag.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is still a lot of shitposting going on. Can we maybe change the subject already? Like talk about Dragons and how high they can fly, or what kind of distances they can cover, or how well they maneuver in the air in comparison to Wyverns or Harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423101
Yuri can and is allowed.
Futa and the others cannot fit into the threads for various reasons, so you can stop grasping for straws and shitting your pants now.

>>13423099
>years
>s
For most of the general's life we haven't hated yuri. Then once that surge went through /a/ we suddenly hated it and it became a rule to not allow it.
Odd, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423101
>yuri
Not on board rules, fine to discuss.
>NTR
Not on board rules, fine to discuss.
>futa
Limited to /d/, discuss it elsewhere.
>monsterboys
Monstergirl thread, discuss it elsewhere.

I think NTR is a shit fetish, but I'm going to accommodate it because I am not eight years old and can ignore things that I don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423101
not welcome =/= not allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423109
Can we talk about bullying Wyverns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423092
Why not? Since they are the other half of the coin?

I clarify, I don't want monsterboys in the thread either, but you want yuri, so what's stopping the MBfags from coming in? EMG, Hitomi, 12 beast, and I believe, Jitsu Wa has monsterboys, so why is yuri okay but the rest isn't?

It all stays out.

[Anonymous No.]

Just ban these shitty ass fucking threads already. Stop bumping them with every post you faglords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423119
One is a monsterboy in the monstergirl thread, shitposter-kun.

The other is a pair of monstergirls in the monstergirl thread. Spot the odd one out.

>What's stopping
Thread relevancy, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423122
Cry more though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423118
Old and busted. My idea is superior and therefore I must insult you and become offended that you disagree with me.
>>13423119
Because it says Monster Girl. GIRL. Not boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423110
>For most of the general's life we haven't hated yuri. Then once that surge went through /a/ we suddenly hated it and it became a rule to not allow it.

>telling lies
I used to make the weekend threads many times before it became a general. You ever see the ones that said "Last Call edition"? That was me.

Yuri been kicked out without fail for years plural, and there's always people who have to try to shove it in every month or two. Just like futa and the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423119
We're like a girl's bathroom.
No boys allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423110
It's not. Never has been, never will be, Should we talk about kimono just because cait sith is in MGE? You have no ground, no right to be here.

>>13423115
Are you retarded? Yuri goes on /u/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423134
>Last Call
Haven't seen those, and I was around during Bromont's reign. Do you have proof of their existence?

[Anonymous No.]

COMPROMISE: Yuri guys can discuss whatever they want, the yuri haters can tell them to fuck off as much as they would like, but no side argues about whether yuri is "allowed" or "welcome" or whatever because this is getting dumb.

Since yuri rarely gets brought up, we'll get all the lack-of-discussion with none of the shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423126
>>13423132
Yeah, well fuck you both, if yuri comes in, it all comes in, let these fucking threads burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423140
>It's not. Never has been, never will be, Should we talk about kimono just because cait sith is in MGE? You have no ground, no right to be here.
Grasping.
For.
Straws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423129
Back to /a/ or whatever hell hole you came from cunt boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423144
To hell with your compromise, yuri stays the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

Still shitposting, huh? Time to go delete some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423142
Check the /a/ archives dummy.

>>13423144
Or how about they go talk about what they want over in /u/ and everybody is happy. Oh, except then they have to face the fact that they're just a couple of self-entitled bitches that want to push their shit here.

>That one tiny monstergirl thread that used to be on /u/ for like a year because it only got a post once every month

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423145
You re an idiot and here is why.
>Monsterboy belong in the monsterBOY threads
>And not here
>futa is restricted to /d/
>And not here
>Neither is okay to post
>Yuri, however, had its own board, and yet it not restricted to its own board. As yuri deals in girls and monstergirls
>It is allowed here

The fact that you're a manchild who throws a tantrum at whatever he doesn't like is neither here nor there. Now, does yuri make sense? Naw, not really. Mgs love the dick. But that's neither here nor is it there. It is allowed, and is relevant to monstergirls. Now if you don't like that, feel free to shut the fuck up and talk about things you actually do like, instead of trying to ruin what some one else likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423150
I think I'd rather stay.

What are you gonna do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423157
Not on the archives.
I just checked, and nothing related pops up. So there's no real proof backing you up at the moment. Can you remember anything else about your threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423159
"Farts on your head"

Thats was refreshing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423109
Dragons likely could reach higher altitudes than harpies, wyverns included. They have an internal heating method or at least the fire breathing ones do, enough strength and wingspan to make up for their weight, and the physical sturdiness to withstand low air levels. They wouldn't be going into space, but they could go rather high up. Harpies would have a maximum equal to common birds, unless we're talking about a thunderbird. Thunderbirds shit on everything else in the sky, they're just too good.
In terms of maneuverability, dragons would be pretty poor. Wide wingspans and large bodies are harder to get around, and their arms actually hinder their aerodynamics. Wyverns would do a bit better, but the class definitely goes to harpies. Again, thunderbird shits on everything.
As for distances they can cover, dragons take the top on this. They might not do it as quickly as thunderbird, but they have greater natural stamina and won't need to refuel as often, so to speak. Wyverns would be similar in this way as well. For once thunderbird only shits on harpies.
In conclusion, Thunderbird is freaking broken in the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423148
As you faggots do all the time.

>There's yuri in MGE, you have to let us have our lesbians!

>liliraune

Like all MGs, they want the dick, they play with each other until a man shows up but the result is the same.

>honeybees, hornets, grizzlies assault alraunes and liliraunes

For they nectar, to eat, or feed their husbands.

Monster have sex with human women to monsterize them and that is it. Take your fetish and get out.

>inb4 we don't discuss only MGE

So? We discuss the MC of VH getting bled to death before we do yuri. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423158
It is allowed, but obviously it isn't welcomed by the majority of the posters here.
It's probably best not to post yuri because this shit storm happens every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423170
This wasn't about MGE to begin with, so you grasping for straws for the umpteenth time is another failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423171
>It is allowed, but obviously it isn't welcomed by the majority of the posters here.
There. This is all that needs to be said. This is all that needs to be known. Lets stop now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423158
Make your own thread in /u/ then, because it won't be coming in here. Are you ready for a shitstorm every thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423167
See, this is some quality stuff right here. Thanks anon, if only everyone else here was like you I wouldn't need to delete my pastes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423164
>"action"
>not *action*
>implying *actions* are even welcome here

Wow kid, you're a sad sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423175
Keep telling yourself that, and way to ignore I acknowledged it's not just about MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423162

It's not picking up the subjects for some reason. You'll see it often as the very last thread in a weekend chain for Summer-Fall 2013

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423179
I didn't bring it here in the first place, I'm just retaliating to assblasted kiddies who are threatened by other people stepping in their sandbox, and feel the need to bitch incessantly over it. All the guy did was say "Hey if I do this, will it be recieved well."
And from there, seas of shit, as per the usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423185
Thats cool and all but who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423180
I like you too alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423196
>le old maymay
Here's your reply, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423157
>Or how about they go talk about what they want over in /u/ and everybody is happy.
It's not about what they could do or what is reasonable for them to do, it's about what is their right to do.

I can hate NTR all I want, but I'm going to respect your right to discuss it, and all the power to you if that's your thing. I don't start a shitstorm about Yukikaze getting raped and her boyfriend being powerless to stop it every time TY2 updates get brought up in the nukige thread, and folks who don't like yuri sure have no business wailing on about how yuri "isn't allowed" whenever somebody mentions monstergirl-on-monstergirl kissing.

If I wanted a yuri MG thread, I'd make it on /u/. But nobody has the right to whine when it gets mentioned in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423199
Let's just ignore all these dumb-dumbs and talk about Thunderbird flight shows. Formation flying with sparks flying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423193
>2013
I just went though over 2500 things with monster girl thread in then, with over 100 pages, and noticed some things.
We didn't give two shits about yuri back in 08-10, 11-12 was more or less the same, 13+ is when things changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423192
Yet your argument was about MGE monsters entirely.
Strawgrasping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423195
What the fuck did you expect? We don't have to welcome you, and guess what, it is our sandbox, has been for a long time, you want to lez out feel free to go somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423205
Well, there need to be some dragons or wyverns for when they play 'great balls of fire'.
But I like this idea. It would be a thunderstorm and a stunt flying show all in one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423203
Now you are doing it again. Stop misusing the system. Even the captcha is telling you to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423212
>>13423207
How about fuck you and your yuri-hating fad. Besides I already said it wasn't me who brought it up in the first place, how's that reading comprehension working for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423195
It's like you don't remember what happens when that runs rampant. Stuff like metaknight, Dennis Hopper kun, fujoshit kun, Negawalker, and all the rest.

Nobody is going to put up with that shit again, especially not from some "BUT I WANT MY FETISH" minority that thinks they have some kind of right when there's a whole board they can talk on that was created to separate that stuff from the rest of 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423219
A Ryu would put on a great show.

Man a monster girl group of traveling entertainers would be awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423219
But how do you convince a Dragon to do tricks like a trained dolphin?
>>13423228
Now here's an idea to explore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423204
>Anyone in these threads tolerating NTR

You are hilarious. And lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423207
>almost 3 years
>that time accounting for all the time of weekend threads and time as a general

Point stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423222
>Didn't give two shits
This meant we didn't really discuss is a lot or generally cared about it.
It wasn't an issue at the time like centaurs were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423233
I suppose we'll need to settle for wyverns. They're more trainable and still have fire. Hear that dragons! Wyverns can do an air show better than you!
That should get us a few.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423221
I don't think I will ever understand why people abuse the quote system, then get mad when someone asks "who are you quoting?"
Is it.. Could it be... Newfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423235
It doesn't really stand, since those three years technically took place on the lesser half of the thread's life.
I should relook through to confirm if any were even weekend threads or if they were even a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423227
>runs rampant
There are hardly enough yuri fags here for it to "run rampant". The only reason yuri seems so big is because you faggots inflate it with unnecessary amount of shitposting. Monstergirls as a concept aren't the most accomodating for yuri, what with all the dicklust so it would get an offhand mention every now and then at worst. And all that shit aside, it's still allowed here. All the other shit you're so afraid of, actually is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423242
>trying to get Dragons to do something by taunting them
That's a dangerous game you play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423222
Comprehend this, you want yuri, you go someplace else. Fuck your "rights", fuck your "it's only a few posts", fuck your "just ignore it".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423233
I'd love to go to an MG circus. Cheshire clowns, Manticore tamers, Apsara dancers, Oni Strongwomen, it all sounds like great fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423245
>muh posting standards
You're right, that horse is still twitching a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423249
>dicklust
It really depends on the setting.
There's a few of MG card games with Yuri being talked about in /vg/ at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423250
I'm just playing off their pride, what's the worst that could hap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423255
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423258
And so anon was hoarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423255
Who are you quoting though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423249
Like it matters, all it takes is something catching on for it to never go away. Retard wurms and bonnet tipper lizargirls anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423251
And comprehend this: If someone wants to post or discuss MG yuri in these threads, there's absolutely fucking nothing that you can do to prevent them. They could do it right now and ignore your shit and it could go for the entire thread.

Well, you could turn it into a shitstorm if they reply to your incessant whining, I guess. Yeah, replying to you was a dumb move to begin with. Well played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423259
>>13423262
I guess you'll never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423249
>it's allowed because I want it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423246
And it seems we didn't even do weekly or weekend threads at all from 08-11 and possibly 12 from what I gathered.
Most were either one day to three apart, and mostly on Tuesdays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423269
>It's not allowed because I don't want it to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423267
You're adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423272
>It's not allowed because the majority doesn't want it

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

Just realized we're on the front page right now. Probably should have figured that out sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423275
>A bunch of vocal faggots get to decide anything
Show me the rule where it says we can't post about monstergirls kissing monsertgirls in the monstergirl thread, or where yuri is strictly limited to /u/. 'Till then, shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423275
>claiming majority when you don't have evidence of it
Sasuga anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423272
I have a few fetishes that are despised by the thread, so I don't bring them up. Wish I could, but I don't, because I don't want the thread to burn. You don't give a fuck about anything except having your way, when there is no possible excuse for you to bring Yuri here, having an entire board for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423253
>Cheshire clowns
Do they float?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423283
The history of the threads is the evidence, bullshit-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423293
Evidence that you and a few others complain about things you don't like? Because that's what the archives tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

I like this thread, whether it's shitposting like it is now, or casual paladin talk, I like reading these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423289
>That one chill /d/ dude who actually cares
I love you man. No Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423291
Oh yes anon, they all float.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423282
See >>13423293

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423296
The same archives that tell you yuri has been verboten since maya doomsday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423289
>>13423282
Also, I'm not the yurifag, I'm the guy telling man children to stop spitting their dummies over things they don't like which have every right to be here.

>>13423303
Again
>A bunch of vocal faggots deciding anything
You don't make the rules, and they don't change just because you bitch long and hard enough. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423305
>verboten
Actually that was proven wrong earlier.

Weekend threads would take much longer to conclude on, but they become more and less common at very random intervals in later 2011.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423312
>Actually that was proven wrong earlier.

No. Just somebody saying that four years ago, it wasn't verboten. You sound like you missed the 2012 reference in any case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423316
I'm going through 2012 as we speak, and I'm not seeing anything that proves you right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423302
Is the director of the circus a Mad Hatter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423307
>every right to be here

You keep saying that as if it were true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423268
The mystery of a century don't you say?

[Anonymous No.]

Can we go back to discussing monster girls?

You know what was a good game? This. It plays like a monster movie, except you're the monster. There's even an ending where you convert the main girl into a spidergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423321
Sure why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423322
And you have yet to provide any evidence to the contrary. Show the rule that states no yuri outside of /u/ and I'll step down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423326
Are there Cat Girl acrobats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423307
>a bunch of vocal faggots NOT deciding anything

Already forgotten meta knight and his cronies have we?

[Anonymous No.]

All monstergirls should be round up and shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423328
Same kind of unofficial rule as not dumping fifty pictures for the hell of it here. It's established by the thread. And you know this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423331
Of course. They'll amaze you with their stunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423325
Translation never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423336
Now I know what Sunshine used to do for a living back when she was still young and desirable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423335
>established by the thread
>counting for anything
So you have nothing. I repeat myself, not welcome =/= not allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423328
You know why we have BOARDS to cater to different interests? Because otherwise, we'd have a clusterfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423324
Now I really want to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423340
That difference would only matter to someone so self-entitled that they'd care it was one and not the other. You want to get technical, it's the same for futa. You ever see futa deleted from here for being futa? Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423340
Feel better? Got it off your chest and blew your self righteous load? I'm happy for you. Guess what, yuri will still be shat on and kicked out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423344
Being a neutral party in all of this, yuri anime and manga gets discussed on /a/, yuri visual novels sometimes get discussed in the /vg/ generals so going by the same like of thought, discussing monster girl yuri in a monster girl thread isn't that much of stretch.

Personally not a fan though, unless it's a hardcore man hating lesbian being corrupted/turned into a monster that uncontrollably lusts for dick while hating herself for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423349
That's because nobody is dumb enough to post futa because it is literally against the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423340
>thread etiquette doesn't matter

It's this attitude that makes faggot like the guy who made a new thread when there were 15 threads ahead of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423352
>spoiler
I would like some of that, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423353
But they do, and it doesn't get deleted. Just see every time .less or Mthril trots out a new thread bomb or sombody posts some VH Wan Wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423337
Translation had been never for 25 years. That's stuff from the monkey brain computer era, so better whip out that dictionary and read it yourself. The art is a bit dated, but the story is still pretty darn good.

Akaiito had some pretty good heroines (Nozomi and Sakuya) if you're into monster yuri, too. It lacks the whole people-eating bit to boot, but is good if you're into romantic noseblood drinking and mutual suicides.

Onikiri no Oni is the best end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423352
/a/ can go fuck itself. It can have as many yuri threads as it wants, this isn't one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

After sifting through the archives I have noticed the threads really didn't follow any weekend thread trend of any sort, or weekly.
They also seemed to to start worsening around the end of 2012 and beginning of 2013.

>>13423358
I forgot about them entirely, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423359
>It lacks the whole people-eating bit to boot
Damn, that's the main reason I wanted to read Atlach-Nacha Monster girls that act like monsters are nice once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423365
>Atlach-Nacha
Hehehe~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423359
I could swear guyzoo mentioned something about translating it.
Then again we're still waiting on Galzoo from him.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a cute elf to tenderly love.
Shame this one is a cosplayer.

[Anonymous No.]

Any final words wench?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423334
>Mnticores, hellhounds, al spiders, alps, hornets, parasite slimes, and traitors should be round up and purged

FTFY my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423354
Thread etiquette is accepting that some people like things which you don't like, and not shitting your pants over it. Good job on that count. Notice how asides from this pointless argument, there have been no actual comments with yuri content? Had you shut the fuck up and kept talking about monstergirls, it would have died after 3 or so posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423375
>Ara, you're all going cum at once? Ufufufu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423375
>Filename

Ya blew it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423376
You're a big meanie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423374
I want to break a proud elf of royal lineage into a docile housewife and mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423365
Well, you can still die in umpteen different ways, including some ends that come straight out the left field and involve you accidentally walking off a cliff or falling into a well. There are a couple of bad ends where Nozomi and Mikage kill you by draining your blood, too.

But you only get to play a monster in one of the endings where Kei goes full oni (and Kei is a living power-up for anything supernatural so it's implied that she can really fuck shit up as an oni). It even gets a minigame in Aoishiro.

>>13423371
>Galzoo
Isn't it sad, Kraken? Alicesoft can really be cruel on their girls.

I liked the salamander girl the most, though. Not the fire lizard, the actual salamander, and she even gets gills as a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423379
Pretty much.
Actual Yuri discussion wouldn't even be noticed if he didn't make a big deal over it.

>>13423389
>cruel
Oh their latest game does some sick shit from what I've heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423384
I also never seed torrents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423389
>>13423391
Also, you're thinking of Gecko/Geko

[Anonymous No.]

You aint fucking tricking me don't listen to these scumbags

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423392
That's it. You're going to be hunted down by Captain Tailpussy, her first mate Miss Happy and their loyal quartermaster Alpstein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423391
>>13423379

Don't start things you can't finish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423395
Call the blackguards I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423401
And what do you mean by that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423401
I didn't start nuffin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423404
They'll scrub your deck fore and aft, if you know what I mean. Argh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423379
How about you accept that this is not the place to post Yuri, fuck off to /u/, and we don't have to have this argument each time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423416
We wouldn't have any arguments over this if you weren't such a pants shitter over things you don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423416
>no u
I ain't even the yurifaggot. I'm just telling a bunch of spoiled cunts to stop derailing the threads with their shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423416
Because they WANT it, and they'd feel sad if they went to /u/ and posted a thread that got no replies.

So they want to be here where it's all lively and full of people who wish they would shut the fuck up with their entitled bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423410
They'll clean my house and car? How nice if them. I'm still not gonna dick them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423426
Shirou, I don't think you know what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423423
>purposefully derailing a thread with a hotbutton topic only liked by a handful of people
>then call the other people shitposters

Is it time for the presidential primaries already? I can't deal with all this political spin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423391
Did we get the legendary Hornet rape scene from Kichikuou yet? Or Medusa pulling off one of her snake rape fatalities?

Also, did Rizna become a full demon, and was it the Hanny demon that gave his essence to her?

Man, Rizna really got the short end of the stick during Rance Quest. At least she ended up better than Suzume, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423419
>>13423423

Insult me all you want, they're not getting their way.

>>13423425
Yeah, well fuck them, maybe take the not so subtle hint that they're a minority and should shut the fuck up, like fujoshit kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423435
X won't be out until 2017.
So you'll have to wait until then for whether or not Kayblis rapes Hornet again, if Rance taps that, or if Medusa kills off more heroines.
It was almost confirmed Rizna would turn into a Dark Lord and that Arms would kill a Dark Lord, from what I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing nerds?...Also Tharja is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423439
>2017
Well it won't matter then, will it?
>>13423440
Contemplating whether I should give up or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423434
The guys only fault is drawing attention to himself with his "Hey guys! what do you think of this yuri story x?" People told him they didn't like it, and then you faggots had to get riled up and start blithering on about how it isn't allowed here, and everything you don't like should leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423428
Break down the information into smaller pieces if you would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423440
>Tharja is cute.
Why yes she is. She'd also make a wonderful Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423440
Anon, you are the clock by which I say "OH SHIT IS IT REALLY 4:30 AM ALREADY?!"
Nice to see you around again.
And I'm saltybetting while writing. Always bet waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423439
Man, the Hebisan in Galzoo was so cute. Where did you go wrong, Medusa?

Couldn't you just stay an ara ara lesbian snake onee-san instead of becoming monstergirl Vlad III and gutting girls with an anaconda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423443
It would.
From what I hear they're going all out in X.
If Orion does what he did in IX, X will have a very, very bright future.

To think Orion started out as a colorfags of sorts for them, now he's their best artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423453
But anon, 2017 is the year we make contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423452
The one in Galzoo was cute.
Medusa is just really, really sadistic. Poor Isoroku, Mill, and the other girl whose name I can't recall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423456
No monstergirl is preventing me from seeing Orion drawing Rance bust another nut in Kamilla and fucking Hornet.
None.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423444
As opposed to the guy railing against no less than three other people about how he's right this whole time? Look in the mirror chum. If the smaller side would have given up, it would have died.

You know why it didn't? Because when people like me get tired of arguing and you keep up with your shit, somebody else steps in and picks up the gauntlet. You're the weak link here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423449
>Lamia
On second thoughts she'd probably be a better creepy crawly with that personality of hers. Or a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423462
Those horns are removable, she is the definition of cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423456
>2017 comes and monsters enter our realm
>by that time ISIS has conquered the whole world, genocided white nations and turned the planet into one large shariah zone
>monster girls are wiped out in days

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423466
Isn't it later revealed she can/is much more demonic? I remember her pulling off some black sclera and real horns at one point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423463
I'm telling people to quit being a pack of goobers, flinging shit at everything they don't like. Of course I'm the minority. Doesn't make me any less right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423395
What's a good girl like Alpstein doing with a bad crew like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423473
That's some confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423479
What, you think this long-ass argument was a good thing? Of course not. And it wouldn't have happened if you'd gone
>Boy I sure don't like this.
>Guess I just won't engage with it
The big bad lesbians aren't going to overrun the joint because you stop throwing shit at their shadows or anything which reminds you of them. Just chill, fuck. This is supposed to be undead hour.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would look the best in a track suit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423473
Christ man, it doesn't take a genius to know the short list of yuri/futa/ntr/monsterboys or even the extended list that includes scat and vore. Those are the only real problem subjects and there's no reason to even try to include them here.

Do you see a couple people bitch about too much /ss/ or manticores or something? Sure. But it's minor grumbling. Trying to force shit on the list under the guise of "you're just shitting on everything you don't like" is not only futile, it's only done by someone with an agenda. Lay off it and learn to accept a few local cultural moors and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423485
Probably a Werewolf or a Lamia.
Maybe an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423485
A slavic werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423485
Mantis, she's already squatting on her profile pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423471
That series is a bit of a mess. It started as a concept on 2ch and now there are 5~ various adaptions that are not related to each other
But yeah, in the adaptation with the best art she transforms into full demon at some point. And her horns were real from the start, I think. It just anime went with cosplay-tier adaptation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423473
>>13423463
>>13423483

It's morning here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423483
You're the one throwing a tantrum about inclusion when you could just chill here and talk about fun stuff then go talk about your unwanted fetishes elsewhere like chill /d/ bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423321
Ofcourse anon. They say that those who underperform and are called into the directors wagon are never seen again.

On a different note, there's a mantago infestation in the third wagon, don't enter it. Oddly the director insists on keeping the wagon and it's contents instead of just burning it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423478
She used to be a bad boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423495
I say best art is the only one to care about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423487
>Christ man, it doesn't take a genius to know the short list of yuri/futa/ntr/monsterboys or even the extended list that includes scat and vore. Those are the only real problem subjects and there's no reason to even try to include them here.
No shit. That doesn't mean it won't get brought up. And just like every hot topic, it's not the people that post it which blow it up, its the people tht post about how much they hate it. You'll never get every one to avoid these topics at all times. So all you can do is not sperg the fuck out at the drop of the hat whenever they're mentioned.

>>13423498
Aint my fetish, pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423483
Except that's exactly what I did. This is only like my third post in the argument. Like I said, I step out and somebody else picks up the gauntlet and continues it. You're the one at fault for keeping it going because you've got an unlimited supply of opponents.

[Anonymous No.]

Fear not /mgt/, she has all you guys need, for a price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423483
>>13423263


All it takes is a single spark to start a conflagration. Take your inclusion boner elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423505
Wrong. It's the instigator that's at fault, especially when the hot topics are so well known. Only two ways they could be brought up.

1. newfag
2. starting shit on purpose and wanting to play the victim

If it's 1. then the guy learns and it doesn't happen again. If it's two then we just get people like you. And in this case it was probably 1. and would have ended if you didn't sperg out on your kumbaya crusade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423510
I want Ebony Ingots.
If you don't have them I'll pickpocket everything I can off you, sell it back to you, kill you, and take all of your money before hoping around like a bird to the next town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423510
RE4 Tanuki merchant when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423510
How much to touch that fluffy tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423510
there is one thing she doesn't have
my dick inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423517
Dhovakiin pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423510
Tanuki in Wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423459
kaoru

>>13423462
>Kamilla

Given that she was the only female dragon and the dragons were fighting a war against an equal enemy, her life was probably spent on her back getting impregnated and giving birth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423516
>instigator
Said instigator being someone merely wanting to legitimately discuss something that you do not like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423519
You'd really pay for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423516
>>13423514
Fine. It baffles me how much you guys seem to enjoy flinging shit, so rather trying to reason with you and get you to just ignore things you don't like, I'll just duck like every one else and hope none of it hits me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423527
Gee, it's almost as if I was just talking about that earlier in the Alicesoft thread.
The same one where we compared her to a chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423530
Right? She should be the one paying to touch your uh...tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423519
>fluffy
But it doesn't looks fluffy at all, it's shitty bushy tail or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423525
Can you even make money there?
Seems risky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423510
Trinkets, odds and ends, that sort of thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423528
That they know will start a shit storm. That's culpable intent to cause shitstorm.

>I'm just trying to have a discussion here
Ah yes, the playing victim call of the socratic faggot. Just like the guy trying to get rid of paladins here yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423516
"Hot topics" is a bullshit term and are only hot topics because you're making a mountain out of a molehill. People whining didn't stop and won't stop anyone from posting their shit here. Any sort of argument about whether topic X is okay to discuss is unnecessary.

Report them if you really think they're against board rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423534
I wouldn't call mine "fluffy".

...It has other qualities though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423158
there are monsterboy threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423538
Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423545
Not really. You get one on /d/ sometimes, but no one likes monsterboys except for the fujos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423539
>shit storm
Because you are the shit storm.
If we don't talk about what you don't like when the subject is completely related to the thread in a real and logical way, it's basically you having your way like some spoiled kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423548
>>13423538
NEEEERDS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423533
Rance should have fucked her more and knocked her up.

Only pride was preventing her from enjoying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423510
Thanks Doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423552
Careful you don't offend their delicate sensibilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422779
You're a big guy.
For her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423510
Can you make a delicious brown Ant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423554
What she needs is a shotafication potion. Then she can fuck Rance all she wants.

Maybe even a threesome with Dark Rance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423553
Guilty as charged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423565
Me too, that's how I knew you were. But is it something to be proud of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423562
I was wondering which one to do next.

Guess we have a winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423554
He couldn't knock her up.
Female Dark Lords are infertile, remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423540
Except it does work. That's why these threads are at their current equilibrium. People who legitimately want a discussion don't keep up shit if they're unwelcome and can't have one because almost nobody shares that interest.

That leaves only the assholes that are bitter they're not welcome who latch on to the one or two other people like them.

How do you think Bob's secret club started? They didn't like that they couldn't talk about their fetishes here so they made a place where they could and that's totally legitimate.

>>13423552
More like demanding your minority way against the majority is trying to have your way like a spoiled kid. Like you're entitled to talk about something unliked by most people here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423567
Proud? I don't think so.
Ashamed? Eh, not really, everyone is a nerd these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423552
>spoiled

You serious? Yurifags have an entire board to themselves, and we're spoiled cause we want to keep this place hetero? Jesus Christ.

>>13423540
You act as if this is not the norm. Please, post about NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423564
>having based Rance and shotashit in one sentence
Kill yourself, faget

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423570
>majority majority majority
Weren't you using that argument earlier O r was that someone else?
Either way that is a misrepresentation of our side of the argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423569
There are lots of things that Rance is meant to be able to do.

But he does them.

>>13423564
I get the impression that despite the fact she keeps around some trophy shotas and pretty boys that in terms of actual sex she enjoyed the dominance a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423564
From what I remember after 6 she hates him after he raped her.
Dark Rance looks like more of a Mamma's boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423577
You never knew Kamilla was a shotacon? Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a confession. I don't really like maledom, and whenever it comes up, I ignore it relentlessly. Infact I do this for pretty much most things I don't agree with. I can't even count the number of shitstorms I've ignored

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423570
>That's why these threads are at their current equilibrium
Equilibrium of what, shitstorms for breakfast, lunch and dinner because some dude didn't like what some other dude posted?

Yeah no, I'll post whatever dumb monster fetish I damn well please, yuri or NTR or pegging or whatever. If you don't like it, you can say so. But it is allowed, board rules permitting, and there's nothing you can do to change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423578
>You could just shut up and let everyone be happy
>Or you could force something only liked by a couple people and make loads more than them unhappy

Even by pure numbers, the quality of these threads will be higher if more people are happy. It's not like there isn't a WHOLE BOARD for the other folks. This is not a public service, it's not about including everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423586
Bitch-kun pls go
We need HeroAnon to show all sissies the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423581
There are some hints of her being a sub here and there.
But still, it's impossible to impregnate a Dark Lord in that setting. Perfectly fine for a male Dark Lord to rape a woman and father kids, Xavier proved that multiple times and tried to do so again with Leila, but a female one just can't get pregnant for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423582
that's her pride
she wasn't far off enjoying the actual sex.

It's just that as both one of the elite Demons and a Dragon Queen she feels pretty humiliated about getting beaten, sealed and raped by a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423586
Anon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423589
>People will be more happy if my side wins
>And I get what I want
This is what your agenda looks like to possibly a good number of folk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423591
>HeroAnon
Yeah anon, those strawman comics really made a point!

[Anonymous No.]

>no obsessive time lord moth waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423599
To be fair, I imagine that's how one side sees the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423588
>I'll post whatever I damn well please

Now who's spoiled? I knew you were a faggot. I can't wait to see you cry defensive tears when people tell you to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423598
You could make that argument, but that makes this the other side

>Less people than I can count on one hand will be happy if my side wins
>And I get what I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423594
Still, she'll probably want to kill Rance in X.
Things will either go the KR route with Kayblis sperging out harder than this thread ever could and killing Kamilla, or Kamilla killing herself like in KR when you attack her castle a little early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423601
I look forward to its continuation.

[Anonymous No.]

Shitflinging again, huh? You guys used to be so much fun. What happened to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423607
You could, but we're not being antagonistic and obnoxious.
Should we do a strawpoll, or are you going to ignore any results that don't favor you as "they're easily rigged/cheated"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423609
>>13423609
and Hornet will probably get wrecked by Kayblis and Hawzel by Medusa

[Anonymous No.]

I like girls who are soft and cute with a lot of smiley faces being made

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423619
So that's her possible new concept? The swords don't fit her, and her hat looks even more ridiculous than it did in KR.
I'm hoping you can have the option to prevent Hornet from being raped by Kayblis and that Marice doesn't fucking prevent you.
AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423586
Seeing girls extremely aroused while not being able to do something with it (i.e. through the use of chastity belt or tying them up) always gets me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423616
Newfags, lots and lots of newfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423617
>we're not being antagonistic and obnoxious.

You certainly were. Just stop trying to give credence to both of them as somehow equal sides and not a few people agitating against the status quo. If you think pro-yuri would happen any way short of cheating then you're crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423617
>the results of a poll will undoubtedly show the thread's stance on the topic presented, because people's opinion's don't change and these polls leave no deciding factor out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423619
I like how Kabylis gets a demon body, modifies it to be fucking ripped, grows bladed dicks and straps women on his tail to cope with his crippling inferiority complex, while Medusa gets a demon body, modifies it to put her snake tail on the front and calls it a day.

Anyone else looking forward to Kayblis being reduced to a powerless sphere race instead of being killed? That would be a fate far worse than death for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423627
By the time Rance X is released that concept art will be 13 years old.

It's not settled at all.

Hopefully they also give Hornet some horns like this >>13423462

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423634
>you certainly were
By merely stating our likes, which are also your dislikes? Grow up.
There is nothing stopping us from discussing it, and unless a mod says so, there won't be. So learn to ignore us like the others in the thread are ignoring this retarded fucking argument.
End of story. End of discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423118
give her a birthday present
its a violin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423645
>I'll talk about whatever I want and the thread can deal with it or burn

>all dat entitlement
I mean god damn somebody cap this.

[Anonymous No.]

One of my favourite singers died /jp/.

Have some adorable while I try to cheer up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423642
>13 years
Wow. Hopefully Orion won't give Hornet those retarded twintails like in the 6 concept art.

>>13423641
Rance could rape Kamilla in front of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423616
Shitposting and shitstorms are the only fun things in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423652
I was at a funeral yesterday and you don't hear me crying about it!
>>13423654
No. Bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423645
There's no stopping us from shitting on you every time, as you deserve, you pests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423645
>Learn to ignore us.

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423649
>you will never solemnly play the violin to a crybaby wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423656
Other than a mod deleting you for being off topic while we're on topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423641
I don't think Medusa did the modification herself. It just happened.

Funnily enough Kayblis could have become a pretty good looking human like monster boy and whilst he would have lost some intimidation factor might have actually had a chance with his waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423650
Nah, this >>13423588
is the one to cap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423655
To be fair he was a big part of my child hood.

Besides how can you not be sad when Ben E King is dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423664
>pretty good looking human
He would have turned into Sephiroth.
And funnily enough, KR came out before FF7. And for some reason having female body parts is a trait among Round Ones, and even Kkulf Kkulf had a female body section somewhere on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423663
>yuri
>pegging
>ntr
>on topic

I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423672
Never heard of him, that's how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423649
What are more horrible gifts for Monster girls?

A pair of shoes for a Wurm? Glasses for a cyclops? A pair of scissors for a Kejourou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423675
Yeah, we're only discussing the first one.
Strawgrasp harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwZNL7QVJjE

You have probably heard this song though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423679
>A pair of shoes
A Wurm would have a lot of fun with shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423682
I'm not still not sad about it. Cheer up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423679
Contraceptives

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423674
I can accept that, going demon makes weird things to you. Wasn't there a male Kalar because of it?

>>13423675
Does it involve monster girls? Yes? On-topic. You can tell the author to eat shit afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>strawgrasp

>>13423680

>>13423588

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423674
This is the concept art for monster boy Kayblis

>>13423653
Yeah Hornet needs horns and she needs to ditch the twintails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423693
Yeah, that Male Kalar whose name I can never remember ever that has that Vampire theme.
Has a giant army of maids who he fucks and gives stickers to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423693
>my fetish is okay as long as I slap a monstergirl in there somewhere

You're just digging the hole deeper. I bet you like pseudopenis faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423701
God he's horrible to look at. You'll delete that, right?
I prefer his "I was Sephiroth before Sephiroth" look.
He has bitches rub their asses in his face all day ever day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423675
>monster girl NTR
>not on topic
U w0t
Just because it hurts your feels doesn't make it off topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423703
He tried to make Nagi a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423718
Okay, you have to be trolling.

It's the weekened, That's all this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423719
Of course he did. And her good end in KR requires her to be a maid for a bit.
Frankly I think she needed that life over adding monster parts to her body to kill Shizuka and then becoming a loli which is canon in 9.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423718
>Hurts your feelings

It doesn't, but it always causes a shit storm. So if you're willingly posting NTR in the thread, yeah, you're fucking trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423721
Yes, fetishes you don't like are trolling. Sure, keep telling yourself that.

There are no monstergirl NTR discussions because there aren't people who want to discuss it. If there were, they could do it all they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423679
>A pair of shoes for a Wurm

The Wurm will find a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423721
>>13423731
I hate alps and shotas and they often cause shitstorms
Can we get rid of them too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423735
Oh fuck off I'm done with you. Well done, you're rused me like no other before you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423742
>/ss/
>causing shitstorms
Only for a select few. Along with those that sperg over collars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423690
WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE HAPPY

NAME AND RANK, SOLDIER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423752
He's an Asshole sir!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423765

>He's my cousin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423765
>>13423767
>Spaceballs references
You guys can be great when you don't bicker over things like assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423750
>only samefags can hate muh superior fetish!11

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423742
Alps can stay as they're actually monster girls. Shotas can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw like Yetis
>Worried about getting a Yeti waifu because the serial hugger is still at large

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423781
>inviting the trannyfuckers and trapfags to stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423812
You know there's no way you can ever win against the Alp Internet Defense Force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423781
While I'm I'm ambivalent to it, I doubt people into /ss/ actually want to fuck shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423820
>Not calling it the Alp Internet Defense Squad
So close

But seriously, the only thing wrong with alps is when people start talking about how they want to be the alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423820
It's one guy who likes them a lot and three or four more who sort of do. We could manage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423827
The Alp Internet Defense Squad then, whatever. They're still invincible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423765
>>13423767
>>13423775
Next time you see a drawfag request female pizza the hutt.

It doesn't exist currently.

>Pizza captcha

I'M FUCKING LOSING IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423831
Well nobody beats AIDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423836
Magic Johnson did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423834
Pizzametz is close enough. But I don't have her saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423834
So a Pizza Slime? It'd basically be a lava golem in appearance with cheese instead of obsidian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423812
This.
"I want to be a little girl" fags are the worst cancer. They single-handedly killed /a/ and /v/. They are worse than furries.
Alps and alpfags should be killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423838
With money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423841

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423562
The see-through effect gave me some trouble, hope I could make it look at least somewhat decent.

Either way, here you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423846
You can't get rid of Alps, ever. And that's a fact. You lost before the battle even began.
>>13423855
You're the best. I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423831
Found the alp.

>>13423827
>only thing wrong

RP, /soc/ tier gay flirting, trapfags, yunagi posters, crossdressers. the rest. I hope whoever made alps popular by bullying them and brought this infestation gets run over by a fucking 18-wheeler

[Anonymous No.]

polls.cc/68gRKv

Vote so I can finish uploading these lewd scans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423856
Alps were actively shunned until someone decided to bully them and brought them to the spotlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423851

>Oh ho ho, bruschetta
>Chonungu anchovie supreme

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423860
And they're not leaving. Don't waste your time trying to fight them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423851

She looks like delicious, gooey, mozzarella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423857
>>13423860

>Someone
You guys know that was Alp right, the writefag?

Back in the days when he'd delete his entire pastebin and only get "Kill yourself" as a response to his stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423856
>You're the best
I prefer mid-tier level, less pressure.
You're welcome regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423856
You can't get rid of NTRfags, yurifags, shitposters either
But it doesn't mean we shouldn't try

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423866
>Back in the days when he'd delete his entire pastebin and only get "Kill yourself" as a response to his stories.

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423861
God damn it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423863
Fuck you, I'll fight them all I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423863
>>13423856

Fuck off, alpshit

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle with an oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423866
I don't pay attention to that guy, little bitch attention whore. His time will come.

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck is happening here.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm all for removing Alps and shotas from the premises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423881
Have you tried reading the posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423881
Monstergirls, the thread
Monstergirls, the waifu
Monstergirls, the shitstorm
Monstergirls, the FLAMETHROWER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423880
>His time will come
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423887
>Monstergirls, the FLAMETHROWER

The kids love that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423855
I wish KC would add Giant Ant and Werebat variants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423889
Don't worry about it alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that humanity is fucked in 2017 and Elves will be the next overlords of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423887
>Monstergirls, the FLAMETHROWER#
Sounds like a prospective Tsukumogami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423893
I feel like I should.
>>13423894
Oh the horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423894
Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423892
Actually, what he should really do is release some full nude references for all his MGs.

But your idea is also ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423894
I would like to be the slave to a loving Dark Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423894
>Implying elves aren't shit compared to humans
Maximum overkek.

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/4267455

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423879
I want to take an Oomukade by surprise with a kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423781
>trannies
>actual "girls"
Ahahahaha
No
Go back to the lgbt with your shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423892
Speaking of bats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423890
Boy do they ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423909
>impyling alps are trannies
That bait never gets old.

[Anonymous No.]

That is a very fat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423915
MINE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423919
>born as one gender
>change it to the other gender later
Yeah, they are transgenders

[Anonymous No.]

>ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423923
That's a very fat face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423927
>change it to the other gender later
Except real trannies don't.
Try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423927
Trannies dont have functioning wombs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423932
I'm catching up on my anime from the week and writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Walking around by yourself
>See a woman on the corner
>As you ask what she's doing her spaded tail pierces your chest and hits your heart
>She smiles and flies off as you feel yourself changing
>Stage 1 Alp
>You feel more nubile, flat in all areas, thinner and your hair feels easier to go through. You feel horns and a tail beginning to grow
>2 week Later, Stage 2
>You have breasts now, and your penis has sunken in, no vagina yet. Your face has grown more feminine, your fingers more dainty and your hair grows longer. Your horns and tail have grown larger
>1 month later Stage 3
>Huge breasts, huge ass, a full woman's face, and a curvy body. You're a Succubus now. Yet you don't feel the desire to fuck. You still hold on somehow to yourself, just you feel more womanly.
>1 Year Later
>You feel odd, stronger. Like you're something more. Your wings have grown to encompass your body and a second pair of horns have formed. As you watch people pass you see a lone womany, bumbling and cursing herself. For some reason you feel comepelled to help her, your old male courtesy? No something else. You approach the woman and place your hands on her cheeks. Soon the somewhat plain woman becomes a beauty equal to you, yet still Human.
>Such power, you needed to try it again, this time on a man. Indeed with a single touch a man has become a beautiful woman. You were more than a mere Succubus.
>For now you could only call yourself a Stage 4 Alp.
>5 Years Later
>People are beginning to worship you. Thousands of beautiful women have been made by you, you want none of it. Just someone who truly cares about you. From that thought you feel a strange feeling inside you. You look down to find yourself pregnant.
>Within moments you give birth, not to a succubus or a human, a different monster girl all together. The tiny girl raises her hands at you and you lift her up as she smiles. Just by willing it you created life. A soul.
>Stage 5 Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423949
>And this... is to go... even further BEEEYOOOND!
Toriyama please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423949
But you have to be a faggot beforehand for this to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423949
Stage one is just a faggot, anon. Stage two is an actual alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423953
Please Enjoy Super Succubus God Super Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423967
I'd rather just a Gear 4th Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423953
>One hundred episodes later
>Still on Lescatie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423869
>You can't get rid of NTRfags, yurifags, shitposters either
Of course not, it's not always about what you want

No one is going to leave because one or two people throw a tantrum not unlike a 5 year old, it doesn't work that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423970
>YOU WILL CUM IN FIVE MINUTES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423971
>Starting this again.
Let it die entitlement tantrum-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423938
>>13423943
>it's okay to fuck fags because "lol magic" happened
Just get out of closet, faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423969
>Giant Black Boobs that have the nipples sink in before launching Milk and MAMANO MANA out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423975
>Will Koku defeat the Evil BlueBaller, tune in next week for...
>BLUEBALLER DEFEATED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423783
Her latest victim was hugged so warmly and tightly that even mofu mofu spheres no longer affect him. She's out there, coming for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423979
>having sex with women is gay
Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423980
I was thinking more about the tail but that's fine too.
>>13423982
>BLUEBALLER DEFEATED!?
See, there has to be a question mark so they can cop out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423979
That's why you only tease alps and don't fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423986
>She's out there, coming for you.

Wait what

She isn't watching this thred, is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423979
>Implying anyone would turn down a shot at this with succubutt wings and a tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423980
>tranny nigger
Ok, this is some top-tier nightmare fuel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424011
Or Top tier Why Boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423994
Her paws are too big and fluffy to use a keyboard, silly.

She's looking in your window

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424028
She's whaaaAAAAAAAHHH--

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424028
>I'm in my basement
>Pull open one of the shades for the tiny window
>Yeti with her face pressed up against it
>Close shades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423987
>someone who was born as a guy
>"woman"
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424011
>>13424020
My name is Chuck, I'm here to fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424047
>fully functional female
>not a woman
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424053
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424053
Fuck off trannyshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424058
>>13424059
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424045
>muffled yelling outside
>COME ON, I'M A HUG FAIRY, LET ME IN
>DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRIES?
>open shades again
>pouting Yeti with arms crossed in your yard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424058
>>13424059
Take it easy ~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424053
I thought you were here to party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424072
>Tell her I can't, have to lift and dig holes
>Pouting intensifies
>And after that I have dishes, then vacuuming
>Deep pouting
>And that still doesn't count laundry and how are you not dead from heat? it's 70 outside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424085
>Going to party
>and not Fucking
What kind of lame ass Chuckie Cheese shit do you go to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424053
Would turn her into a spunk keg for my waifu.
she can talk with couch cushion while she waits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424093
>reference goes over head

And that's my two cents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423375
next time remove the white background and make her grayscale. it look horrible like that!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424097
>"her"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424111
Yes, her.

Are you stupid or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424117
Why do you respond to obvious bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424111
>using quotations marks and lean green meme arrows at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424119
Not everything is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424125
But that obviously was.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424132
>Habitat Unclear
THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424129
I dunno, a lot of people here are legitimately stupid, it's hard to tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424091
>how are you not dead from heat? it's 70 outside?
Yuki-Onna accomplice makes her ice coats to keep cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424138
Or she got a bracelet/belt of endure elements cast on her

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, I'm late for school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423006

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424169
Is that a 30 year old woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424174
>those sweater puppies

[Anonymous No.]

I want to romance a demon lord and make her give up her evil ways for love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423904
Hey bastards go finish a poll I spent whole 2 minutes on if you haven't.

Also forgot adding suffering I guess, bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424185
good luck with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424188
Nigga, it's been an hour and thread activity has died down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424143
It's those damn wizards again, always causing trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424169
>Bunch of Hol/Mino School girls are late for school
>Running of the Bulls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424185
I want to beat up a Hero and force him to help me rule the world my way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424192
You can do anything if you're angry enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424197
Hey, it keeps your yeti waifu from cooking to death during the summer.
It's not like he enchanted it to make the heat turn her as weak as a kitten

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be milked dry by a kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424209
What are you, an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

Scanned the images from "Diary Of The Age of Monster Love II":

a.pomf.se/deaxxe.png - NSFW Cover inside the sleeve
a.pomf.se/xsqzzt.png
a.pomf.se/bjwiqy.png
a.pomf.se/ittbqu.png
a.pomf.se/tlrakr.png
a.pomf.se/hnvzot.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424195
I know, I mainly just heft it some so any newcomers would more likely to see it later.

>Nigga
You have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424185
>Give up
>Not joining her
What a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424209
>Fighting ancient Wight warlord risen from the dead.
>Be mine hero, and together we can rule the world
>"Never, I would never join up with you!"
>Fighting stops, wights eyes start tearing up and her composure breaks.
>But whhhhhhhhhy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424228
I forgot selkies existed It's odd to see them get art

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424228
>a.pomf.se/bjwiqy.png
>a.pomf.se/ittbqu.png
What's this thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424234
Traitor pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424234
If you won't stand up for humanity, who will?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424228
Sweet, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424228
>a.pomf.se/deaxxe.png
I really like this Danuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424228
You're a hero we never deserved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424228
Is that you, OtherSky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424182

Truly one of the best things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424134
Everybody else on this thread could be an alp and you would never know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424261
I wish.

Doing "After-School Alice Tale" next. Get your butts ready for some delicious Dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish there were more porcelain skinned girls. There's about 2 dozen brown MGs, but the number of pale skinned monsters can be counted on one hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424228
Nice, mang
It's weird to see a Roper that doesn't make me want to run to the nearest chastity belt store

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424228
Huh, Selkies have pointed ears and tanuki's steal a man's face during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424266

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424266
Hexellent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424267
Which one would you like to see "porcelainified" the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424266
Bless you, good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424271
That's what you get for trusting those damn tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424283
>You'll never have all your family's debts bought by a tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424292
In exchange for the tanuki owning you. Never trust them, they only look out for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424299
>they only look out for themselves
Then she has found her equal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424299
>[X] monstergirl owning you
I love those types of stories. It's why I love New Port City Blues and Gretchen MD so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424277
Living Doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424299
What do you mean "in exchange"? She's not paying off your debts, she's buying them so now you owe her instead. And she knows exactly how she wants it paid back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424277
It's kinda hard to think of who it'd go well with. I guess it'd be nice to see a Glacies de-blued so she'd have snow white skin instead of looking like she's freezing to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424313
>living doll
>porcelain
Heh.

Anyway, isn't she already pretty pale?

>>13424319
Well, let's see what I can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424318
Either way ends with some greedy raccoon forcing you to do naughty things. She's evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424337
Oh it's not all bad. You'll have anything you want that money can buy and your family will be well taken care of... if you do a good job for your raccoon mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424318
>And she knows exactly how she wants it paid back.

Is it currency?

I bet it's currency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424348
You really think this is the first time she's done this? When she gets bored of you, she'll drop you and move into the next piece of ass. Hope you don't spend too much or you'll be footing the bill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424245
>B, because you are evil!
>How many towns will burn if you were to rise to power?
>How can you be so naive as to assume that I would suddenly decide to join forces with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424362
>overplaying the Tanukis "greedy" personality because you don't like them for whatever reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424174
>That embroidery

It's beautiful, the only thing ruining it all is that she's not actually wearing a sweater.

It's some kind of...heathenistic half sweater without arms and she's wearing long arm warmers that match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424377
When their profile says they'll outright ruin you financially just to get in your pants, it's not like that's any worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424382
It's called a sweater vest anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424364
>Eyes widen and lips is trembling
>"Burn the towns, why would I burn the towns? I can't get cake if I burn the towns. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424319
>Human skin version
http://i.imgur.com/LbntG6V.jpg
>human skin + slight recolour
http://i.imgur.com/bLI6jZR.jpg

So, that doing anything for ya?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424391
So still heathenistic, got ya.

Honestly she should have just gone with the full sweater if she was going to have arm warmers that long to match anyway.

Pretty...un/fa/shionable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424220
Not just a Yeti waifu, he gave one to the serial hugger Yeti

Now she's unstoppable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424400
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424386
You ruined yourself, anon. Really, she's doing a favor. Instead of big ugly men breaking your knees when you miss payment, a big hired oni delivers you to the tanuki's bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424415
And then the Tanuki breaks his knees?

No wait, that would be beneath her, she'd have the Oni helper break the knees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424397
>Cake? What are you talking about?
>Are, are you doing this so you would have free pastries? Is this it? Is this who I've been fighting all this time? A power hungry warlord with a sweet tooth?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424405
>Not even temperatures higher than fifty degrees can stop me!
>All shall be hugged!>>13424406

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424431
>her face gets that weird gray blush wights get as she pouts
>"It's really good cake though."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424447
If you eat too much you'll get fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424431
>Genocided the dryads because their blood was so good on pancakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424464
>"Me? Get fat!? I'm a wight dummy!"
>"I can eat whatever I want and stay thin!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424419
No stupid, you have sex with the tanuki. You aren't very bright, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424415
>You ruined yourself,
Except she is the one who ruin you by illusion magic, false accusation, bribes and other shit
Jewnuki are literally worse than 3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424472
Suure you can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424476
Why would I have sex with the Tanuki when I owe her money?

Which would make her my boss in a way and you can't have sexual relations with co-workers, especially not the boss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424386

That would just make me hate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424479
Give the "hurr jew Tanuki" shit a rest already you rube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424487
Too bad. Unless you want to spend the rest of your life in the whorehouse, you better do what she says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424487
No kidding.

>Underhandedly tries to ruin my family estate just because she has a crush
>Laughing while I'm forced to sell centuries old heirlooms because she has an itch between her legs

Even if I was forced to bed her, I'd find a way to end her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424485
Makes me wonder how she'd react if the man she wants to marry can't seem to take the hint and insists on working off the debt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424480
>"Of course not! This is the body a wight who's slain a hundred cakes!"
>"I'm not fat at all....right?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424501
Well...only in certain areas...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424494

So the choice is be a whore or be a whore.

That would drive me to depression and suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424497
Don't kid yourself anon. You never owned anything worth anything anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424513
There's nothing wrong with being a whore. It's only natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424516
There's being a traitor faggot, and then there's this. Poor show old man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424518

I don't want to be a fucking whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424488
>even the hugbox profile says jewnukis are shits who ruin your life
>n-n-no, they don't do it!11
Good goy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424402
What's even the point of lifting your skirt you damn teaser?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424519
It's not my fault you can't manage money for shit and think your grandpa's old rusted shovel is worth something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424521
If you hate them so much, why do you have pictures of them? Are you tsundere for Tanuki's or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424525
Except I can, and with my family's property and fixed investments, there's literally no way a jewnuki could affect my finances at all short of making inflation go full Zimbabwe and ruin everyone's fortunes plus cause a global crash.

Kinda makes the whole scenario insulting really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424528
I got it from gelbooru, m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424497
>>13424487
>>13424386
>>13424362
"They are monsters, and their husbands are human, so the reason they seek to seize control over human society is to remake it so that it will be easier for them to spend lascivious days together. Their objective is to make it so that they and other human-monster couples can live in happiness."

"They bring wealth to all poor families they buy out, and as wives they end up giving back even more wealth and love to the men who offered their bodies to pay off their debts."

Read the whole thing dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

If an MG were to be approaching the end of her life due to age or some incurable disease and she were to hire a human boy to keep her company for what little time she had left, kind of like Ai-Ren, which MG should it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424532
Your family's property is a cardboard box and you invested in a plate of cookies. You went full Wurm dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424544
Wurm is the financial genius of the century! Wurm owns a portable home that is also an impenetrable fortress, a time machine, a duplicator and a transformation machine, and invested in something people will always enjoy, regardless of epoch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424536
How does that get back all the family history and heirlooms and property? Oh, it doesn't. That stuff isn't always about pure cash value.

Jewnukis aren't bad if you're already poor or borderline, but if you have any success at all, they're a plague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424532
You realize that's not how they work right? They are schemers and saboteurs. If she can't touch in one way, she will use other ways. Expect things to rapidly break down in your home, your friends to turn away from you and sudden large bills, fines and more to turn up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424544
Funny thing is you're doing this RP traitor kun stuff but I was being honest. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424536

>the men who offered their bodies to pay off their debts

That sounds like selling my body as a whore to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424536
Are you expecting anons to do actual research instead of falsifying things about monstergirls they dislike?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424539
Tanuki's are a perfect fit for that really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424554
But only women can be whores. Many would love the privilege to dick the rich on a regular basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424552
That only works if somebody doesn't know it's her. You'd be surprised at the amount of problems like that which ten grand in cash, some ancient unregistered weapons, and some desperately poor Mexicans can fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424549
She bought your property and most likely can buy back all the heirlooms you didn't sell to her. She basically owns the city your in so it won't be hard to get your stuff back. As for your family history, it will continue but all your decedents from now on will be tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/4254129/r

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424510
>"N-no I'm not! I'm the same size as when i died!"
>Her confidences would be much more convincing if she wasn't pinching her belly.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to see a Tanuki, Amazon, and Manticore version of pic-related now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424557
Well since nobody else had anything to say, I'll probably go with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424564
You say that like the Tanuki herself won't be using help either. It's not her or some poor mexican that's sabotaging your place. It's likely some Kunoichi which she hired thats doing the work.
Same thing for the weapons, she will likely have hired protection on her side with far better weaponry you could ever afford.

While it's good that you are willing to fight fire with fire, the issue is that her "fire" is far larger and stronger than yours. She's an expert and scheming, sabotage and more. Meanwhile you are likely new to the game. It's just not clever here to try and defeat a Tanuki at her own game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424539
>>13424583
They are a good fit though. A Tanuki would be typical where she hoarded a large amount of fortune in her life without ever getting the chance to share it with someone.

Once she grows old she truly realizes that she will die alone and unloved and hires/buys herself some boy so she atleast has some company.

A dragon could also work, or perhaps a lizardman/salamander who spend her whole life fighting.

Makes me wonder what would happen if a man and an old MG would get together for some reason. Would the MG regress in age much like an incubi does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424583
Kejourou and Youko would probably work too, but Tanuki might be best.

[Anonymous No.]

Why, exactly, did Tanukis get turned into /pol/-tier jews in these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424589
Dude, escalation is a game of inches. That was just the real world example. In MGC or wherever, you could hire all sorts of bigger guns. This isn't some playground uh huh, nuh uh, thing. Most people don't walk around with giant bodyguard retinues, especially if they want to appear legitimate. They rely on basic anonymity of most people not even knowing who the rich and powerful are. The CEO of Bell could be next in line with you at the Starbucks and you wouldn't know. Her having some super spy ring and thugs is way out of bounds unless she has reason to think she needs them against you.

Then there's the ultimate spite, just finding another girl to get married to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424604
>Would the MG regress in age much like an incubi does
That actually sounds like a neat idea.
>>13424610
Because people here are faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424604
>>13424608
The Hairy Lady might actually work out better for me than a Tanuki, but I'll figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424610
Because that's what they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424610
...Tanukis have ALWAYS been associated with money and greediness, though.

And big dicks, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424610
Bunch of money grubbing cheats? Don't know how those stereotypes would line up, no sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424604
They will get resurrected. Old dragons dying a lonely death because she was too busy getting money is a common thing apparently, that's why zombie dragons are a thing
>Furthermore, due to their great haughtiness, they will not meet with people; they often turn the tables on would-be dragon slayers and defeat them. So it is not uncommon for a dragon to go her whole life without having had sex with a human man. When such a dragon dies, Demonic energy gathers in the corpse after it loses strength, it binds with her lingering regrets about never having mated with a human man or having children. She will then be resurrected as a "Dragon zombie."
>After resurrection, the decay of their body is stopped by demonic energy, but in exchange, their pride and rational mind rots away. They become exactly "female lizards" that just greedily desire to mate with human men and produce offspring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423375

>All this bullshit Nazi stuff
>Talking about MGs looking nice as fascists
>TFW you faggots forgot the one song that goes perfectly with Nazi MGs, especially vampires
>TFW nobody will ever include a reference to Das Ring Des Niebelungen or Die Freischütz

You people both sicken and disappoint me on a level that I can't even begin to put into several layers of ironic shitposting to cover up my revulsion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424610
>ruin people's live through poverty and bankruptcy
>controls the media to push pro-monster propaganda
Jee, I wonder how did it start

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424640
>>13424615
Why do you want them to be these evil creatures instead of astute businesswomen?

>>13424619
It's big balls, not dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424615
No, tanuki are classy rich ladies who hire you to be their butlers.

I'm still waiting for a blonde drillhair ohohohoho~ ojou tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424610
Tanuki have always been pretty jewish, it's just that now there's /pol/tards everywhere to start crying LOOK, JEWS, LET'S ALL HATE THEM, PEOPLE LOOK AT ME SPAM THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/4253289

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424669

>Not option to turn them into living condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424610

I want to remove the merchants and force them to cope with the fact they're nothing more than dirty little thiefs who will get their just desserts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424619
Yeah, but people are ignoring the redeeming parts of their profile. They are supposed to be using their skills to take over areas so that they can make them monster friendly and find a husband, who they later share their fortune with. The thread paints them as a monster that goes into a town and milks it dry and then fucks all the men before throwing them back into the alleyway that they were driven to.

>>13424640
They give back money to the families they buy out, so they don't ruin the lives of anyone really. The propaganda however is completely true.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take economics course taught by a Tanuki professor and fuck her for better grades.
>You will never tell a Tanuki you're currently engaged in intercourse with that you need to diversify your investments before flipping her over and fucking her in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424676
...What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424656
>Their profile says they go out of their way to destroy finances and cheat people
>Not the very image of the most hated type of soul-sucking business
>KC says "But they make it right in the end if you give in so it's all okay."

The ends do not justify the means. They'd be more likeable as tax collectors, and that's saying something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424633
Explain further, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424657
They hire you to be their butler in the same way you would hire a Kikimora to be your maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424054
>was born as a guy and recognizes itself as one
>woman

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424694
Why can't you let old shitstorms lie? What pleasure could you possible get from such things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424656
>It's big balls, not dicks
Oh, right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg

>>13424688
>>KC says "But they make it right in the end if you give in so it's all okay."
Beta as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424656
They like to see the worst of things, even though those aspects aren't present in the setting. Like the autists who shit their diapers at the mentions of Succubi, Amazons, and Mantises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424674
>using them as a living condom
Man, why does this idea appeal to me so much. I get the progression of some of my fetishes, but this just don't make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424685
You'd learn about diversifying investments in a finance or accounting course, not an economics, anon.

Tell her you're about to check out the elasticity of her supply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424692
And that is a good thing.

Don't you want to be forced into a dress by a tanuki with a crossdressing fetish and then have your dick rubbed by her silky-smooth stockings while she chastises you for being such a dirty maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424674
>All those votes for ignoring them
Do they even fairy balloons?
It's times like this I realize why I would never be allowed to marry an MG.
If that bit about them being willing to indulge in a husband's fetish true.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424694
I recognize myself as a plane.

Guess what? I still ain't a fucking plane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424716
>Cum Coupon
>Friendly Hands

Intolerably lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424669
>not impregnating cute little fairy with fairy child
>not giving her daughteru such wonderful name as "Analfuck"
Plebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424722
You're responding to someone that replied to a post that is 3 hours old, give it a fucking rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424722
Were you also born as a plane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424610
They're money obsessed and greedy.
Since when have money obsessed and greedy people been good or decent?
Even the official profile makes them come across as shady and corrupt, making them only a step above Matangos on the list of shitty mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424745
>Since when have money obsessed and greedy people been good or decent?
Since Scrooge McDuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424690

Nazis are not your waifu, Anon.

Especially if they're a wolf because wolves are the most pleb tier of pleb tier animals

>>13424687

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

This, but with Dark Elves playing the accordian instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424741
But where would we be if we just let stupid people do as they please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424745
>matangos
But there's nothing wrong with them anymore.

Now they do what all the other MGs do, except they get a mushroom hat while doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424701
>Beta as fuck.
They are many faggots who actually share his opining and say that tanuki do nothing wrong
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424755
Probably having a golden era of progress after people fucking learn to ignore retards and go about their own business.

[Anonymous No.]

The only older sister I would want is a dog girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424755
>>13424768

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424753
But nazi wolves love their herrenvolk, how are they pleb-tier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424699
>>13424699
Because fuck those "not gay" assholes.

>I want to get rammed up the ass but it's not gay cause a girl is doing it

Unless somebody is checking your ass for polyps, and you're doing it for pleasure, curiosity or any path that would lead you to become a bitch, you're gay

>What if I want t pitch and not catch?

More respectable but still gay.

>I want to fuck an alp
Not my cup of tea but, I guess.
>Now let's make them DIRE!
Wut?
>Huge and muscular, like a guy, you know, cause women who are men and muscular are hetero as fuck

Na, fuck these deluded/in denial blights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424778
>baiting this hard
Nope, not gonna happen. No shitstorm for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424773
Thanks anon, but I think I can find the post myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424777

Because wolves in general are the prison wine to the finely aged cabernet sauvignon of a Walkure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424782
>>13424773
>>13424768

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424778
Who gives a shit, chill already.

I don't want shit going up my shit-going-down hole but I can see why other people might and it's fucking retarded to start foaming at the mouth whenever someone says something that can be taken as gay.

At this point you're just sperging out for the sake of sperging out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424722
>ignoring the most significant part about being born as a man
>being this retarded
Is this what people call strawmaning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424707
Either way, I just want to cum in a Tanuki's butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424778
>being this assblasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424610

They didn't get turned into that, they already were.
>destroy businesses
>spread propaganda
>actually fucking BUY people, like slaves

Nope, not even KC's attempts to sweeten the setting can save these things in my eyes. They're bad guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424790
>the point

>your head

Here's your reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424722
You weren't born as a plane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424790
Your post? Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424788
The irony is that he'll be the first to tell someone not into anal sex that they're gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424798
But if I was transformed into a plane through magic, I would be a plane, smart guy.

[Anonymous No.]

This argument is old as fuck so I'll just say:

· Fucking an alp is exactly like fucking a post-op tranny.
· There's nothing wrong with trannies.
· There's nothing wrong with being gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424781
>bait
>implying it isn't true
>implying I'm not simply calling you fags out

>>13424788
Your "take it easy/be inclusive" hugbox is never gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424811
> Fucking an alp is exactly like fucking a post-op tranny.

Except post-op trannies aren't fully functional females, so you're still wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424811
> There's nothing wrong with trannies.

Leave and never return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424813
>>13424822
Take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424807
>lol magic
No.

One of these things is not like the other.

>>13424811
People believe this?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424828

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424820
An alp is still a man who was a girl in his mind and got his wish with magic.

You can't change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424825
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424838
>An alp is still a man
A full functional female is NOT a man, no matter what tumblr says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424825
Fuck off, transsexuals are subhuman garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home
>See Monster girl waifu asleep on the couch
>Wondering where daughteru is
>see her playing with Mommy's tail which is swaying unconsciously
What is the status of your heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424753

REMOVE MAMONO remove mamono
you are worst monster. you are the monster idiot you are the monster smell. return to demon realm. to our demon realm cousins you may come our human settlement. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,zipangu we will never forgeve you. demon lord FUck but fuck asshole monster stink zipangu sqhipere shqipare..monster genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead monster..ahahahahahDEMON REALM WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget zipangu war 2 .wonderland we kill the queen , wonderland return to your precious human settlement….hahahahaha idiot monster and zipangu smell so bad..wow i can smell it.REMOVE MAMONO FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. order+chief god+eros+ares=kill monster…you will zipangu war 2/ tupac alive in the order, tupac making album of the order . fast rap tupac order. we are rich and have holy protection now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink monster… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in the order ….fuck the demon realm ,..FUCKk ashol monsters no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur crest and land. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the monster farm aminal with holy rap magic now we the order rule .president of the zoo demon lord fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and monster wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. human greattst faction

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424844
My heart tore through my chest and is right now hugging my daughter.

Send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424842
It is, if it was born as a man
No matter how much lol magic or surgery happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424842
Are you being stupid on purpose at this point? This is like "lalala~ I can't hear you".

Tranny + Magic = Alp

That's all there is to is. I don't know why you can't enjoy wanting to fuck a tranny without deluding yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424844
Currently attacking me. I hope my daughteru is happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424844
saddened knowing this will never be real

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424844
I don't have a waifu, who the hell are these people in my house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424846
>tupac alive in the order, tupac making album of the order . fast rap tupac order. we are rich and have holy protection now hahahaha ha because of tupac…
My sides.
> you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
Mongolian monstergirls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424850
Ok, you're literally too stupid, message received.

>>13424853
>Are you being stupid on purpose at this point?
I imagine you're doing it by accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424842
>Alps are Incubi that deep within their heart strongly desired to become a woman, or be with a man

>Even after becoming Alps, their hearts, values, memories, and personalities, everything other than their bodies, is still the same from when they were men. Their body has completely changed into that of a woman, yet they self identify as men

>eventually they'll lose all resistance to having sex and making love with men while still completely retaining their own self-awareness as a man

You can use the tumblr defense all you like, you're fucking a guy.

>They were friends with other men before becoming an Alp. Even after having sex over and over and completely falling in love with their human male partner, normally, they'll still treat him as a male friend, no different from how it was back in the old days

Anyone who wants a friend to alp for them deserves to go to the special hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424862
try making an argument instead of just calling them stupid next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424870
>self-awareness as a man =/= being a man
Right, I'm the one being all tumblr-like...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424861
>Mongolian monstergirls
Pretty much all of Central Asia would be the Great Horsepussy Wastelands.

[Anonymous No.]

What is wrong with you people? Why do you always take the bait? Why do you take the same bait that was used earlier in the same thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424874
Arguments are wasted on the "Nuh uh" crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424794
>KC
Found your problem. And yes, slaves are very common in his antique fantasy setting. Rather than focusing on the negative, just find something you like and run with it. Tanuki can be the friendly older woman running the general store or a powerful businesswoman. Either way they've got big, snugly tails!

>>13424791
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424881
No, please no.

>>13424883
Different people around at different times. Everyone wants a turn with the bait. I imagine we'll see the other one from earlier in a little bit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424886
you're the only one going "nuh uh" here (i assume you're >>13424862)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424862
>oh noes, he doesn't take my "lol magic so it's not gay" as an argument
>oh I know, I will call him stupid! That will show him!
Every time in every alp shitstorm
Can you say something new or you are too stupid for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424883
I'm not. I'm writing and rewatching Megas XLR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424901
What else should I call you when you cannot grasp a simple concept?

Shall I call you "special" next time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424883
Cause they hungry. Or frustrated from the fight.

I dunno. I'm just lurking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424878
Yes, self awareness as a man, what they were born as, what they really are. This isn't a guy who thinks it's a wolf, it's a man, born as one, who wanted the d and got some magic surgery. But he still knows he's a guy.

No, magic amnesia would not make it okay either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424883
I don't even post any more unless its about Holstaurs or Health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424914
>being this much closeted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424878
Being born as a man = being a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424881
>Great Horsepussy Wastelands


Faye meets Vicious.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424913
Come out of the closet nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424915
>>13424921
>What you are physically are < what you think you are
That's still tumblr logic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424889
I just think Tanuki are shits in general. Even if I can pretend that they aren't greedy and selfish bitches its still hard to ignore how boring I find their design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424881
>Strong shortstack pony girls
I'll take a thousand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424913
>it's okay to fuck guys as long as "lol magic" happened!
>why can't you grasp such a simple concept!
Alpshit pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424931
But they aren't saying that at all you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424891
>No, please no.
You know Central Asia would be full of nothing but centaurs, and Mongol tribes would even spill into Europe under the leadership of Genghis-chan.

Not even a single European would be spared from the exquisite pleasure of the horsepussy, and for centuries afterwards, men would shiver at the sound of hooves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424935
>pony girls
TRIGGERED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424931
>lol tumblr

This is your entire argument.

>recognizing yourself as the gender you were born as is somehow wrong

Really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424937
Take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424931
>Being born as a man = being a man
>What you are physically are < what you think you are

i can't fucking understand how you think those two statements are the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424933
Well, okay.

I like they're pretty neat, but then again, I'm a massive sucker for fluffy things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424941
Jesus christ, why. What a fucking nightmare. Hah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424941
OH MY GOD DON'T MAKE ME IMAGINE THIS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424957
40 million men raped during the reign of a single Centaur, armed with nothing bow and arrow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424955
Nightmares are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424941

This just makes me hate centaurs more
>if /mgg/ was sent to the monstergirl world I'd probably be stuck with a fucking unicorn of all things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424970
No they're not, Nightmares are jerks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424957
And don't you forget the infamous Fall of Constantinople, where Sultan Mehmed personally raped Constantine XI until he was addicted to her horse vagina and willingly gave the city to her.

If not for that one crazy ass vampire who thought she was a man and impaled thousands of centaurs with a wooden strap-on, the whole of Europe would fall to the horsepussy horde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424943
Don't worry, they're just centaurs, not anything that's only allowed on the containment board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424975
You would have to search for one of those, I'd imagine, so you're probably safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424975
I remember a greentext where a wizard tried to deal with the affections of a Unicorn without getting rid of her because she had great healing magic.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly I'm surprised no one has made a CKII mod with this crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424981
Damn, that Vera the Impaler was one badass chick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424981
I'm joining the vampire. 1000 HORSE PUSY SKULLS PILED FOR THE MASTER BEFORE SUNDOWN!

[Anonymous No.]

Hobgoblins are such love.
>shortstacks
>dopey and spaced out
>just want to have fun

They're that friendly stacked chick in the college dorms who was always high and playing videogames. Only this time you'll probably get to see her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424975
Stay pure, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424981
If those faggots had actually helped Constantine they wouldn't have had to rely on an insane vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424975
If I get stuck with a unicorn, I'm turning her into a bicorn, fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425003
Shame they have fuck-all in art and stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425004
But I'd rather be jumped on by a CC Werewolf who insists on me calling her "big sis" despite only being a couple of years older than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425003
>>13425013
I want a Holstaur onee-chan and a Hobgoblin imouto!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425003
>>13425013
HOBGOBLINS HATE FIRE ARISEN

I want to bully a gang of goblins with a bottle of hair spray and a lighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425018
So do I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425003
>>13425013
I want to follow a group of goblins chasing a man, then molest the Hobgoblin when she falls behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425018
I'd like a 40 year old werewolf with subtle hints of her charm and maturity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425003
>>shortstacks
>>dopey and spaced out
>>just want to have fun
But none of these are things that I want. I like elegant, sharp, tall flat girls who enjoy interesting and exciting things and places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424228
Thanks for the scans.
Wow, it's almost weird to see Selkies getting some art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425023
Bullying is fine, but that sounds dangerous. "We were all having a laugh and now someone's in the hospital and I'm awaiting trial" dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425003
Huh. They do sound pretty nice.

>>13425035
Yeah, they can be cute. A shame they don't get more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425040
I'm not gonna aim it at them.

It's only going to go in the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424228
Why do they all look retarded when getting fucked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425049
ask the japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425027
Reminder not to take any monster's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425013
Even that mini manga wasn't translated. Not that it matters because you can guess the story
>goblins capture some guys
>hobgoblin tries to come across as a cackling evil mastermind to impress/intimidate them
>she keeps falling over like a retard because her tits are too heavy/in the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425049
Because the dick conquers all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425049
i don't know you look pretty retarded when you get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425049
All of the monsters have stupid face when fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425049
Because monster girls are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424228
>Selkies are pretty much just a girl in a monster suit

Fucking human girls trying to pull one on us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425087
That's how they were in their mythology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425062
Hah, I know that's not true! Because I've never had sex.

>>13425060
That's almost as retarded as their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425049
If a girl doesn't looks retarded when you fuck her, you do something wrong
And what do you even mean by retarded? Their faces are much milder and normal than average hentai ahegao face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425087
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selkie
Read for a change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425094
>>13425062
More like high on morphine.

[Anonymous No.]

>What are you staring at A-nyan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425099
I posit that it should be you looking retarded as she rides you long and hard.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to jam selkie's zipper shut!
Preferably not with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425113
>that bulge

I'm getting the flamethrower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425113

Its nice he's drawing more of her, but he also turned her into a futa. You can even see the fucking bulge there. Way to ruin a nice design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425113
Jes gun put my dick in dose dere ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425113
That huge and juicy Watermelon

[Anonymous No.]

Just a reminder this is starting to leak into meatspace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425133
Pretty generic design; big tits and ass on a catgirl. The paws are a nice touch, though.

Though I wish she had a catdick instead of a human one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425113
Door's right there motherfucker.

>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425113
>posting futacat
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425113
Your ugly looking nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425148
bestialityfag pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425147
What do you mean, "starting to"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425148
But that's what I like, the fact she has paws. It makes her like one of KC's monsters instead of a generic catgirl. Shame the artist decided she had a dick after a few pictures though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425113
Looks like shitposting weekends are back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425049
Because it's the MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425170
They never left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425169
>KC's monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425178
Really? It's been a while to me, since we've had a bad thread on the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425170
It's not just the weekends dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422934
Honestly I think, given their classical role, an Anubis' service would be more likely to send the grieving to the otherside to be with their loved one, rather than bring the loved one back.

Like some kind of painless, assisted suicide.
Involving much more paperwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425183
Wasn't Tamamo designed by KC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425170
Can we please not have the 'If I don't like it, it's shitposting!' bullshit going on?

[Anonymous No.]

So your body absorbs alcohol much faster if you pour it up your ass, yeah?
Do monster girls have a similar thing with cum? Do they absorb the spirit energy faster if you cum in their asses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425194
Dude posted futa. Don't even start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425193
He's responsible for Alice, Erubetie, and the slime you encounter at the very beginning of the trilogy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425193
He only designed the best MGQ girl.

Oh, and slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425193
That was Jingai Modoki. KC designed Alice, Erubetie, and the vanilla Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425199
Why do you think Anubi get fucked silly when you fuck them up the ass?

>>13425202
That slime was pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425049
>look retarded
I assume you have never read hentai? Their faces are expressionless by ahegao standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425203
>that bulging bicep on Granberia's arm

Unfffff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425199
No idea, but anal sex is gross
>some joker is going to call me gay for this
>even though homosexuals do it up the ass more than heteros

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425201
Oh no, not that. Another penis! Whatever will you do?

You might have to accept that someone likes something you don't! Or even ignore it! The horror.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Ghouls are pleb tear blowjobs compared to this lovely Hell-girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425210
it's missing the maximum heart eye/pupil step.
That's the most Critical one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425199
I'd be willing to investigate this with a number of subjects, in deeper detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425217
Not him, but the same applies to your side with their "stop disliking what I like!" attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425219
When are we going to get a Diablo story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425221
No the one where she ahegos so much her face implodes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425219
>girl

Give it a rest alpfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425219
Both Ghouls and that bitch are incredibly gross.

Unironically would purge the both of them and I don't even like Paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425219
Ghouls have no art. Well, no art outside of two really poorly made doodles anyway. All I want is a quality picture of a Ghoul greedily sucking on some terrified adventurer's cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425217
Nah, I'm all for various other shit, but futa should go on its dedicated board (even though I'd much sooner take futa than shit like NTR). Rules and all.

But I don't have problems with that picture. I can just believe it's just some really puffy vulva as long as I don't actually see the cat dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425230
You can hate futa all you want, just stop acting like a bitch about it.

>>13425216
Are you really basing whether something is 'gay' or not on what homosexuals do? Better not wear clothing or eat food, because the gays do that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425247
Oh yay, this argument again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425247
I thought you were genuine for a little bit, but now you're obviously trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425263
Just because someone has a differing opinion than yours doesn't make it trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425216
Eh, it's a matter of personal preference, If you don't like it don't do it. So long as you don't go ranting about how all anal lovers are faggots or something like that I won't really care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425217
>>13425217
Where the fuck do you think you are? This ain't the homo general. You really think you gonna come in here and start pushing "girls" with dicks? Completely stupid or a damn good troll, since you pretend to be all outraged, pulling the just ignore/grow up card whenever someone, rightfully disagrees.

Holy shit, it's like we're back on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425244
>shit like NTR
Why you are so negative?
Come on, hug your cute daughteru and waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

God damn I hate you people.

It's like you're all in a fucking time loop of stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425244
>futa above NTR

YOU FUCKING WOT????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424228
Roper is the best of the three

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425191
I can see it working like some sort of insurance. Pay an anubis, and she'll link your souls together so they stay together in the afterlife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425283
No need to sperg out anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425283
Chill the fuck out. He is allowed to have personal preferences so long as he realizes what doesn't belong in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425271
Oh, and how they have a "right" to be here. I though your technique was shit for a second there, but fuck that, you're good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425283
Did you know people don't all have the same fetishes?

>>13425295
>What doesn't belong
And who decides, you? I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425294
No need to thinly hide you want to gargle semen, we all know.

>>13425295
Thanks professor.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you people the way you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425307
it's summer and the weekend so maximum shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425317
It's early May you moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425300
Putting aside all else, the board rules decide, and the board rules say that futa is out.

You can discuss whatever else, though. I have no problems with yuri or NTR or pegging or anything else that I may not personally like, if they're within board limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425307
I like monstergirls in a way that another anon does not and thus I must assert that my opinion and fetishes are the only acceptable, correct option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425300
>wanting to bring futa in here
>d/ - Hentai/Alternative
1."Alternative" images including: futanari, bondage,


I don't think so faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425322
Take it to Omegle text. I'm amazed no one has yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425321
I'm not and will gladly burn this mother down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425307
Because people here feel there's a need to "police" these threads by "shitposting problems until they go away"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425307
I don't get it either, man. It's pretty pathetic that some want to be included in things so bad and yet only continually cause problems. Honestly, they make me legitimately sad. It's alright though, things will even out again in a couple days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425199
>body absorbs alcohol much faster if you pour it up your ass
That's because it doesn't go through your liver that way. It's more like it doesn't get filtered than being absorbed faster. I'd think MG's get the best cum rush from their uterus, but I love creampies anyway so I'm not exactly neutral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425321
I'm pretty sure pegging is /d/ material

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425247
>Acting like a bitch

You're right, that's your job dick lover.

No one can defend futa to this thread, not after Clare and Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425321
As loathe as I am to go to 'the rules,' considering how lackadaisical enforcement and interpretation is, there's nothing wrong with posting not-porn on a blue board so long as it isn't ponies or furry.

If you want to go by what a few vocal assholes want, then no, they can put on their big boy pants and learn to deal. Just as a side note, I haven't actually posted any futa or anything else. I'm just tired to death of the obnoxious thread police that shout down anything they don't like and have tantrums. It's like the concept of how to act like a decent person completely vanishes on 4chan. Yes, I know >4chan and all that shit, but god damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425341
Eventually we'll go back to nice things.
Just gotta keep wishing and hanging on.

[Anonymous No.]

Dunno, monster girls belong on /d/. Still don't get why we got thrown here of all places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425345
>inb4 MGs are /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424206
>All of them running with toast in their mouth
>Crying out "Mooohhhhh~!“ as they hurry

Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just watched the recent episode of Bizarre Foods where Andrew Zimmern is in Kazakhstan.
>They freaking love their horse milk over there.
>They have him milk a mare and immediately drink what he's squeezed out.
>He looks shocked, then says it's the sweetest milk he's ever tasted, that it tasted like a vanilla milkshake.

Ha! As if Centaurs needed another reason for being best waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone made daki cover designs for Monster Musume? Google is worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425350

MGs are more /jp/shit than anything if you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425350
>we
The amount of false flagging is palpable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425348
>people don't act PC in here

Sound like a you problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425350
>>13425353
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425359
Stop using buzzwords you imbecile.

>>13425358
If we go by MGE/MGQ, then yeah. Monster girls as a whole are more /d/ than /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Well if you ever wondered how Selkies work, here you go.

There's a NSFW one too on the wiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425348
Being a decent person would involve subsuming to the greater thread instead of being a vocal asshole about something almost nobody wants to discuss. I don't even know how you could have the polar opposite view.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424228
>Dude fucking a Selkie with the both of them in her mermaid sleeping bag
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425368
literally cosplay tier

I do not mind at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424228
Great, now...

Scans of the Wonderland Book when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425365
>If we go by MGQ
Woah there, mate. Don't go THERE just yet.

Besides, despite being partially "which monstergirl would you fuck", we do talk about many other interesting, less sexual things that involves MGs. The threads are somewhat similar to 2hu threads, except with extra shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425355
Can Centaurs be Hathorites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425383
>The threads are somewhat similar to 2hu threads, except with extra shitposting.

We're the /v/ of 2hu threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425292
That could work. Especially if the afterlife were some Bleach-tier shit where the Grim Reapers just dump you in a slum and then go back to their mansions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425365
>MGQ
>implying we touch any of the /d/ shit

You're not even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425372
Can you imagine how steamy and sweaty it would get inside there?

Really, just the general idea of sex in a zipped up sleeping bag appeals to me. I can only imagine what it'd be like if it was underwater, with a selkie.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>Start skimming thread
>3 hour long yuri shitstorm
>Resist urge to reply to some of this shit, and possibly revive the argument 10 hours later
>Some idiots do so anyway when I get to the bottom of the thread

Oh come on guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425388
/v/ actually has 2hu threads. Whether or they're populated by /jp/ natives I have no clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425403
>Really, just the general idea of sex in a zipped up sleeping bag appeals to me.
Me too anon.
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425406
>tfw that poll about most hated shit was troll ammo
We gave them exactly what they wanted to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425384
Anyone can.
They just need to accept milk
AND TOUCH THE COW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425406
But we're arguing about futa now, totally different thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425415
It's been a while since we've had quality trolls. Feels nostalgic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425330
>Omegle text
Anyone feel like trying it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425418

OF COURSE! TOUCH THE HORSE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425402
I'm saying MGE/MGQ goes on /jp/.

Great going, fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425413
>Fucking a Pharaoh in her mummy sleeping bag
>Or her coffin
...mmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425371
If almost no one wanted to discuss it we wouldn't be having constant fights over it. You may not like what's being posted, but if the choice comes between 3 hours of shitstorms or a yuri greentext then fuck it I'd rather have yuri. Both may be shit but at least one is relevant content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425411
I've seen 2hu threads in /a/, /v/ and even /k/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425440
>Fucking a Pharaoh in her Sarcophagus
Why yes, that sounds lovely. I'd rather an Anubis, but still, lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425440
We need to push sleepin-bag sex more.
Like mummies using their bandages to cocoon themselves with their partners.
Or dragons with wings big enough to completely wrap up another person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425433
>>13425365

>Monster girls as a whole are more /d/ than /jp/.
>I mean we're /jp/

Could have fooled me, asswipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425458
>MGs are more /jp/shit than anything if you think about it.
>If we go by MGE/MGQ, then yeah.
>Monster girls as a whole are more /d/ than /jp/.

Read a book nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425357
Can anyone help a nigga out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425463
Smoke weed everyday dingleberry muncher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425469
Somebody commissioned a Miia from Mono but it's not public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425463
>a girl with cat paws/tail belongs in the place where people fuck cars, fuck planes, get unbirthed, want to eat shit out of a diaper and hold a fart like a bong hit


Even in death I know no peace from this evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425496
>want to eat shit out of a diaper and hold a fart like a bong hit

What the FUCK

FUCKING WHY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425502
/d/ being /d/.

There was also a guy who masturbates to Chicken, Chicken. The Goosebumps book, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425232
>>13425232

if you really wanted a Diablo story by now you should've realized the only way to get bollocks to get off his lazy ass is to treat him like the subhuman scum of a masochist he is and abuse him until he's nothing more than a whimpering, cherry red mess of lashes and paddlings

otherwise he'll just bullshit around the irc all day pretending to be at all relevant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425496
If the girl is naked and not cosplay-tier, then yeah.

If cosplay-tier, /e/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425350
I'm happy that we are on /jp/ instead of /d/. Blue board rules do us good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425518
Yep. It's a shame we still have to deal with people purposely trying to stir shit up, but overall this is the best board for us now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425432
Why not be coarse with the horse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425518
Imagine MGG on /d/, which has months-old threads. We'd go into the tens or hundreds of thousand posts assuming people wouldn't just leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425496
/d/ used to be a pretty interesting place to go in and "what the fuck" over everything. I remember the first time I saw an amputee thread. Now it's all dicks and traps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425534
>tens or hundreds of thousand posts
Spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425538
I remember seeing discussions on /d/ about splitting up the futa to a seperate board. Shame that never happened. Still with the catalog one can ussually find some gems among the endless amount of futa and traps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425534
We'd also have to put up with stuff like vore though. People rage in this thread about weak stuff like yuri and NTR, so I don't even want to imagine what happens when they start making post about how holstaurs shitting themselves is sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425515
>but how will people know I'm hardcore unless my waifu is 90% monster?

This is me giving a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425525

The choice is...yorse? Fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425557

Endorse the horse!

Don't feel remorse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425554
I wouldn't mind seeing some /d/ fetishes in here, though.

Last time I went there, they were discussing a scenario where two women find a Velociraptor nest, throw out the raptor eggs, lay replacements into the nest (humans lay eggs in this setting) and have the raptors raise their kids like sparrows taking care of cuckoo hatchlings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425474
Why are you lying, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425554
> how holstaurs shitting themselves is sexy.
I want to see that
I want to see tons of shitstorms and shitposting
I want to see this thread in flames

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425577

Clearly I could never make it as a rapper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425582
Either Mono or Loen, pretty sure it was Mono. She fits on a regular daki and the anon who owns her really needed to vacuum his carpet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425555
Not the goober you replied to, but I feel that Thomas' girls had the right girl/monster ratio. I'm still okay with cosplay-tier though, so I fail to understand why it's a subject of contention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425580
What. Oh man, I'm dying here. That is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425597

What're you blushing about, knife-ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425599
Straight from the board:

>They look so angry. Like, the dinosaurs pissed them off, so they decided to get revenge by laying eggs on their nests.

And later:

>fuck you dinosaurs
>these are our nests now you scaly bitches
>what's that? you wanted to lay your stupid lizard eggs here?
>too bad! my sister and i have unusually large human eggs and we're plopping them out right here
>free bleedin, nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425580
>scenario where two women find a Velociraptor nest, throw out the raptor eggs, lay replacements into the nest (humans lay eggs in this setting) and have the raptors raise their kids like sparrows taking care of cuckoo hatchlings.
>humans switching human eggs with velociraptors
Wow
How can someone even imagined that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425580
Comical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425597
Because a girl with pointy ears is just a pointy eared human. Of course, the line where 'monstergirl' starts is going to be different for everyone person. Like, is this a MG, or just kemonomimi + tail? I think personality and mental traits can help, but again, it's pretty cliche for a catgirl to have a handful of cat-like traits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425609
They obviously watched Super Mario Bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425608
Jesus christ. It's a shame the whole board isn't hilarious shit like that or I might be one of the ones that want to move there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425580
Wow, that's retarded.

Sasuga /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425607
She's ready to snu-snu a man so she can sire daughterus with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425591
That was Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425597
I want to cuddle a healthy knife earred girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425622
It's only funny to laugh at. When the people are serious about it and fapping to it then it's not something at all to want to be around.

[Anonymous No.]

How sensitive are monster girl tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425622
Well if enough of us migrated there we could make it into that I suppose. I don't know if the locals would like it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425622
/d/ is a place that occasionally has gems, but you have to venture into the dark ansd spooky coal infested, monster infested, mushroom infested- OK, there's a lot of shit in this cave
But you have to go through it to get that super rare gem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425641
Are you serious? Why the fuck would they care?

Besides, no one wants a thread that hits its image cap after a day and then lingers for five months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425637

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425630

Well then, don't just stare at me! Go snu-snu some dude or whatever already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425637
I want to jerk off an Alp's spade tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425637
They'd be erogenous zone, so of course they'd be sensitive to a degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425649
I want to touch monster girl tails
I like monster girl tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425647
>Besides, no one wants a thread that hits its image cap after a day and then lingers for five months.
That's also a big part of the problem. It would eventually just become /mg/ because people would get fed up of not posting images and make new threads. It works on /jp/, but that's because we eventually get pushed off and can start over every few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425647
It's mostly image only, so turning it into a second discussion thread may not go well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425637
It's an orgasm button for Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425619
>cute face
>fit, bit without losing her female charm
>those tits
>them abs and obliques
>them hips
>those fat as fuck lips

Adam West eating taffy.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425660
Abiru, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425651
Anon I don't think you quite understand the situation you're about to be in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425619
>them /ss/ doujins
I love this catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425636
This.

Reminder that dinosaur erotica exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425674
Oh no. Now I imagined her going around collecting MG tails. Please no. Bandage girl too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425684
>Those shitty romance novels about human women being raped by dinosaurs

There was a surprisingly lot of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425677
>the situation you're about to be in

What situa--

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425682
Are they decent or 'hurr durr what a cute little phimosis dick <3'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425682
>That entire lower body

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425682
>>13425701
That's some delicious health right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425619
Okay she's sexy and all, but what the fuck is up with that bottom? It looks like someone took translucent pink tape, wrapped one end around a black stick, stuck the other end on her crotch, and then shoved the sick in between her ass cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425693
I am reminded of tile anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425699
>what a cute little phimosis dick
But this is the best part of /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425706
I'm pretty sure he meant fucked up waist, legs etc. Not health

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425699
I liked them. There were only two of them though.
http://exhentai.org/g/641363/1d98e2b54e/
http://exhentai.org/g/515097/cfe7d1b092/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425720
Hey, thanks man. Good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425707
And?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you ever enter a Demon/Monster realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425717
Eh, at least the upper body looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425728
See
>>13424846

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425726
I clearly am completely behind in modern fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425728
Once I'm a high enough level and stocked up on potions and shit, hell yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425728
I would probably enter an Undead realm. Depends on the setting it was based off. Nothing else, though. I mean, I like a couple non-undead, but they would be grouped with some shit tier ones that I wouldn't risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425728
Yeah.It would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425637
I imagine it's the same sort of feeling when they get their tail stroked as when someone strokes your head. Only with more spine shivers as the ASMR feeling runs up their body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425728
Can we choose the starting point? I'm defiantly going mist continent if we do. Gonna recruit a martial artist for my adventuring party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425728
I want to live in one of the undead's realms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425740
>>13425738
>>13425735
>>13425775
>>13425777
So you're willing to traverse the Monster Realms? Good Luck Brave souls.
But there is one little issue: You have to unite the human realms and stop their fighting before you can even step foot in there without a green haired witch nagging into your ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425707
It's called a C-thong.

>>13425715
It's the worst part. I've only ever seen a single doujin where the shota is actually somewhat assertive and isn't all blushing and shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425779
The human world can go to hell for all I care

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425779
Damn it, I just want to dick around and get in shenanigans, why did I have to be a hero too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425728
i want to be placed in mountainous realm and be discover by a wurm and i want to be able to see her expression when she see's a man in her territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425779
I best be getting some help because it's going to take more than one guy to do all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425779
Uniting the realms would be like restoring these threads to their pre-/jp/ state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13423289
>I have a few fetishes that are despised by the thread

Diapers, by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425789
Who said you have to be a hero? You can be a Alexander the Great and conquer everything to forcefully stop their fighting.
Just avoid trying to go to any seas or oceans though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425779
Nevermind then. I don't want to be a hero. I just want a quiet life in near seclusion with a handful of undead to work with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425797
No, don't ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425777
>>13425738

I dont see the appeal of undead realms. Its literally a dark shit hole full of rotting corpses why would anyone seriously want to live there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425779
Ah, it was impossible from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

If they appeared in a world full of monstergirls, how many would they unsuccessfully seduce before finding a waifu? Would they offend many manticores or dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425798
>>13425789
>>13425795

The god emperor of mankind united humanity by crushing anyone who opposed him. It helps that hes OP as shit but he did what he had to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425815
It was never impossible! You merely just lack the will to go as far as needed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425817
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425807
>rotting corpses
>rotting
That's why I said it would depend on the setting. Still, it's not like you actually want to talk about this, since your mind is made up already. Just put it on different tastes, bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425817
Ninja Brian gets laid instantly. Danny gets rejected by a Cait Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425807
>Waaaaarm...
>Experiment #207694 successful, subject has ejaculated. Commencing experiment #207695.
>Ara ara, what a cute living boy. Would you like some tea?
>I vould love to have you for dinner!
>Ey boya, you wan some suck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425817
>ninja sex bang
That's fucking garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425817
i'm having trouble caring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425825
It's a small band called Ninja Sex Party. They make a bunch of really stupid, but sometimes funny, songs. The one in the leotard also replaced John-Tron in Game Grumps on youtube after John left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425817
They aren't funny and they make shitty music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425817
>>13425834
If the guy on the left is some sort of musical ninja, then I expect he'd get into a fight with a kunoichi, just like that music fight scene from Kung-Fu Hustle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425787
Traitor pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425834

>Ninja Brian getting raped by tailpussy.
>He just lays there with his arms crossed and an angry expression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425834
Am I the only one that likes Cait Sith? Not as something to fuck, no, but I think it'd be pretty neat to have a pet cat that you can converse with and do other shit. Plus you could get some kickass fluffy cuddles without shit getting weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425817
>>13425834
>>13425852
>e-celeb trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425864
It's alright, but I'd rather have were-cat daughterus for that. I'd like to feel what that paw pad curse is like with a were-cat though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425852
Oh.
I don't like them. They're bad at video games and somehow manage to make it to DSP levels of awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425807
>rotting corpses
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425864
Nah, I agree with you. Furry is a horrible fetish, but I'd be pretty kickass to have a talking anthropomorphic cat for a pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425881
That's why I don't mind the cats in MH. Those little bastards keep me company while hunting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425864
Nah you aren't alone.
Bad fucks
Good Friends
Great pets
Best furniture

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425879
>>13425872
Yeah, they have a few rare moments of good jokes, but for the most part they're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425862

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425885
Another solohunter? I thought I was the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425794
>>13425795
>>13425800
Now for the timeskip past the boring shit, because who gives two fucks about politics and deflowering princesses behind their father's back?
Through whatever means you can/would do, you've stopped various kingdoms from fighting and can now enter the monster realms without the bitch nagging your ears off!
However, upon stepping foot there the monsters there declare war on you and the closest nation to them!
What do you do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425823
>lack the will

Know that if we were face to face, we'd have to fight.

Our time on earth is limited, I have none to waste chasing impossible dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425896

>deflowering princesses behind their father's back

Griffith pls if it wasent for that magic egg you would still be a cripple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425885
Now I'm reminded of Cha-Cha. I miss that little acorn headed freak, I need to start playing again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425896
Ask to see the paperwork. You never declare war without the correct paperwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425896
What level am I?

Can I spam meteor like an asshole and hit every enemy 4 times for 2,000 damage per attack in a single turn yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you have to work for a Gyoubu-Danuki to pay off your debt, carrying her wares from village to village. All while her soft, bushy tail is in your face, as well as her plump raccoon ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425907
You know, if Guts painal raped Griffith I wouldn't even be mad. Too bad about that boat though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425918
You haven't completed the quest to get the slab that has METEO, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425924
Do I rank high enough to brush her fluffy legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425896

Well since all of humanity is united now I would make some kind of Order thats specifically designed to fight our new monster enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425924
But Anon, if you lay her she steals your face and you are now the faceless self insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425924
>plump raccoon ass
Aww yeah, I can tell from that picture that that Tanuki's ass is at least fat as the Kunoichi's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425924
Isn't this one a miko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425936
That would cost extra and put you more in debt. Her fluffy shins aren't cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425896
I just spent all that time making all the humans make peace, so hearing that the monsters want to start a war would probably push me over the edge. Assuming I grinded properly during my previous adventure, I plow through the monsters and proceed to beat the ever loving crap out of their commander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425947
What if I want to be in debt to her for longer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425945
It's from sitting at her market stall all day, looking smug. You're her chair during that time by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425864
I'm with you on that. Though, I see them more as a good roommate than a pet
You know, because they can talk now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425949
You reach their commander after hacking and slashing through the pretty flimsy mage troops.
However, the commander proved to be too strong for you and obliterated your entire body with a low level spell.

Attacking head on won't work here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425960
Then you'll be in debt to a fast-talking, cunning con raccoon for a while. Going on adventures as you rip off people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425864
I'm a cat person, and having a Cait Sith as a pet would be cute. I would rub her tummy whenever she tries to act bossy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425971

Bull fucking shit someone who manages to unite humanity AND take on the demon army isent going to be taken out with one spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425983
>Stop it right Nya!
>I w-want fish..nyat...belly...rubs...
>Her expression becomes a dopey grin and she starts purring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425896
fuck those smegheads, im going labyrinth diving
see you all in 6 months when i accidently wake up a world-ending eldritch horror and force everyone to co-operate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425990
But you can if your opponent is that powerful.
You'll need to use your military mind for this!
No landmines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425924
I don't mind carrying stuff around. Actually, I feel "naked" and uncomfortable if I'm not carrying something heavy when I go for walks. I feel too "light".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425983
>>13425996
I dunno, most cats I've seen don't like their belly to be touched. Soon as you make a move for it, suddenly claws.

I don't think I could resist giving in and dicking the cait sith if she went into heat and started presenting and shit, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425996
>"You're pretty shallow, meow."
>"Thinking you can bribe me with a can of fancy feast."
>"...I'm still eating it though, meow."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425864
This is right on the money. Cait Sith's should only be acknowledged as if they were 90's game characters or those Felyne things.

I'd at least commission the Sabbath for potions that permanently remove her Kemono aspects, thus making her into a shortstack Werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426016
You have to gain a cats trust for it to allow you to give it tummy rubs
I'm not even kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426009

>No landmines

ok then if your gonna play like that how about Sniper rifles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426016
I've had one that hates it, three that love it.
It really depends on the cat.
As for the rest....just give her a king sized dildo and let her go at it.

>>13426018
That's how you get a chubby cait sith anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425996
>>13425983
>>13425864
>>13425888
>>13425970

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425896
Reveal myself as a traitor and open up the nation to attack. Then I wait for those pesky heroes to try and kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426030

But cait sith are actually ok if you think about it without your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426023
Did you really have to post that picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426026
Nobody is that advanced technologically.
Best you have are canons and muskets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426030
You don't dick the cat anon.
They are the side kick, not the heroine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426042
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425996
>>13426018
we taokaka now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426036

Why would you open YOUR OWN NATION to attack? You are the commander and chief after many hard years of uniting all humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426047
Because we're in a fantasy setting and the setting isn't that far advanced? What, you thought we were in the modern era or GATE NIPPON JUSTICE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426038
>>13426043
Please make cait sith popular, I want us to start attracting furries and then the threads will finally get the boot to /d/ where they'll die thanks to >>13425534, as well as the endless shitstrorms that will form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426050
I find Taokaka adorable. Now if only I could into fighting games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426053
I'm evil! That or I'm a fallen hero who grew tired of seeing the nation I fought so hard to protect starting to fall apart again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426054
Why does it have to be fantasy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426050
Why does she wear the hood anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426050

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426062
Because it's not reality? Put down the bong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426063
because of reasons anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426050
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426058
T'is always the despair of life. cool or cute characters in fitan games that peak your interest, but you can't play fighters to save your life
Then you end up learning about fighters and the lore in their games and even learning matchups and such but you still can't play the damn game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426056

>Please make cait sith popular

sure thing anon I never thought they were that bad in the first place. Your doom saying only makes it more obvious that everyone was overreacting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426069
And they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426030
There is literally nothing wrong with alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426067
You misunderstand. Why do you use a medieval-era fantasy setting? Why not modern or even sci-fi?

I've never understood the popularity of swords, non-existent hygiene, and rampant medical issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426070
Truly the most erotic fighting game cat girl
Except for Felicia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425960
Just use some of these.
>You'd have paid off your loan long ago if it weren't for your high interest rate.
>You better pay up soon because she's holding your heart for collateral.
>You don't know much about stocks, but something is rising.
>She best get ready because you're going to be repaying her all night until your payload is completely spent.
>You aren't really good with money, but you should have no problem handling her assets.
>You''l let her jingle your coin purse if she wants some of your white gold.
>If she's having trouble making money you'd be happy to lay down and let her ride out this recession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426087
I never liked the Dark Stalkers girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426082
Why do you want a sci-fi setting?
If you don't like the setting we can just stop talking and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426082
Not him, but medieval era settings don't have 1040s. That, and in the case they're a fantasy setting. There is bound to be some form of plumbing and hygiene care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426056
Nah, it'll never get to that point. The furry shit is some of the only stuff that gets dealt with quickly, and Caits would get reported, as well as any content turned furry, as such. People can try, but it wont stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426075
Fuck you too you furfag piece of shit. I hope you get gassed like those faggots at that convention.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you barked up the wrong tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426081
>>>/y/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/out/
>>>lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426093
>Life your head out from in-between her thick thighs after eating her out in the back of her merchant caravan.
"Can you please stop making those puns?"
>"That will cost extra~"
>Groan and go back to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426110

Calm your autism kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426104
It wouldn't be medieval if such things existed. Actual, workable in-door plumbing is a relatively new invention. Same thing with hygiene - up until this century people very rarely bathed. Hell, some still don't.

But anyways, sword-esque fantasy is just so... meh. There's no technology. No computers, no internet, no electricity, no light that isn't candles, no transport that isn't horses. Hope you don't like reading, either, since it took quite a while after the printing press came about before books got cheap enough for the common man to buy one or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426120
>>>/Why/
>>>/Are/
>>>/You/
>>>/Talking/
>>>/Like/
>>>/This/
>>>/?/

[Anonymous No.]

God dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426135
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426123
Fuck off to /b/.

>>13426135
Is this the new who are you quoting? I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426126
Romans had proper hygiene, to an extent, as well as plumbing of sorts and they were before medieval times.

And it seems you don't want a true fantasy so much as a slightly different reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426150
The roman thing is debatable. They'd bathe weekly, but that's about it. Plumbing did exist in a fashion, but not as we know it today. It was limited to running water to public squares and very large estates.

People also didn't really wipe their asses after a shit, no one shaved. Bleh.

And yes, contemporary-fantasy is pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cait Sith Breaks into your home and refuses to leave, desires to be pampered and even ruins your dates you try to bring home.
>Any time you try to get rid of her she finds a way back
>Eventually you decide to give in to her demands.
>You give her all the cat food, cat cream and snacks she can eat
>As time goes on her flat little cat tummy becomes pudgy.
>More and more
>Within 4 months the Cait Sith can no longer get up, or even swipe at you.
>Now whenever you bring a monster girl home she go 'LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE KITTY' and rubs her fat tummy
>The Cait Sith can do nothing but meow
>She surrenders and you help slim her down but keep her somewhat pudgy to remind her of her own hubris

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426166
It's good to know you lack a sense of adventure into the unknown.
And it's still plumbing and hygiene of sorts, even if it's not good enough for you. Only mistake they made was having lead waterways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426167
>Cait Sith Breaks into your home and refuses to leave

She's not staying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426167
slimming her down again

You blew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426167

Every time I think of a Cait Sith talking, it usually involves "nya" either as an end or put into inappropriate places while the little smug shit belittles the human

>Nyour late-nya
>I expected my salmon filet no later than six-o'-clock-nya
>Feh, nyonsense, I wasn't waiting for you-nya

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426177
She learned her lesson
And if she acts up again she knows she can't resist the Tuna Supreme catfood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426167
A slightly pudgy cait sith would make an adorable pet and a warm daki in the winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426167
>pick her up
>she's not what you would could a healthy weight, but she's not malnourished either
>set her down an get her some milk
>she happily laps it up
>make a call in the meantime
>she sets her head down on your lap and purrs while you read the newspaper
>there's a knock on the door
>guy from the Chinese place came to get her
>hands you thirty bucks and takes her away
>stop by the pizza place around the corner

It was a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425457
>Or dragons with wings big enough to completely wrap up another person.
This is a favorite of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426167

>Giving into a home wreckers demands

weak anon weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426175
Adventure into the unknown? What adventure? Where are you going to get the money to 'adventure?'

Also, the waterways were stone. I believe there has been evidence that they used lead for some waterpipes, but it was rare. Mostly, a specific type of lead was actually used as a sweetener back in roman days.

>>13426167
Why not just like, you adopt a cat because you're lonely. You take good care of said cat, shower it with love and affection, all that fun stuff. You awake one night to a heavy weight atop you and a pair of malachite eyes staring at you.

"Nyaa."

You cute little cat is now a child-sized cait sith! After some initial shock, you extend your hand and she nuzzles into it like always, closing her eyes and purring and her ears flicking as she enjoys your touch. Only now she can talk! Once you teach her, anyways.

She's really quite clever to boot. In a few months she's got the intellect and verbal skills of a six or seven year old, and after a year she's a young adult in capacity. Chill together, watch movies, play games (After buying her a paw-compatible controller, or maybe even her own PC), and you still get some kick-ass kitty cuddles at night where she curls up against you and purrsnores.

Really, it's more like a daughteru than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426195
Best end. Oh god. So good.

[Anonymous No.]

>A Monstergirl thread has turned into a, "What if I had a Cait Sith pet," thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426201
No, they used lead quite a bit.
Lead is very poisonous. And there's plenty of money to be acquired in adventures, anon. You're such a Debby Downer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426118
I have a fetish for proper werewolves like this.
I have a fetish for them raping human girls with big knotty cocks.
I have a fetish for them doing the same thing to MGs, wolf-girls in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Zubaz get a thunderbird for a waifu or would he get something with a high powerlevel? Or would he get a hellhound and have dom wars with her so he can always live life on the edge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426207

>"Please make cait sith popular, I want us to start attracting furries and then the threads will finally get the boot to /d/ where they'll die"

These people are doing EXACTLY what he asked for. This is can't be fucking happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426208
If there was money in adventuring, there would've been more adventurers. No, about the only thing that awaited you was death and dirt and poverty so crushing you have to eat twigs and sleep in caves. And yes, I'm aware of lead's neurotoxicity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426118
More Schwarzwulfen pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426167
>TFW you have an Apophis who loves pets
>A little too much
>Like, wraps around them and smothers them to no end
She'll leave eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426227
>all that awaits is death and dirt
Confirmed for sheltered moma's boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426220
all of them he'd have all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426211
>>13426211

http://imgur.com/ncyinok,ezIf8up#0

This is has absolutely no correlation between my MG fetishes. Honest.

>>13426229

Why don't you bug him for more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426222
But no one's talking about fucking them. Furry characters are fine as long as they're not sexualized,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426208
Lead isn't that poisonous except in large quantities. It just really affects little kids extra bad like all heavy metals because there's not a lot of body mass there. And you don't see all the kids that grew up in cesspits like Leadville being blind even though they've got elevated lead in the blood from being around the old mines and having leechate in the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426236
Well, you have fun 'adventuring,' dealing with bandits and lords looking to bolster their armed forces with that stray that happened across their land.

Living in those times was hard living. It's been highly romanticized, to the point where people forget the difficulties of even day-to-day living in such scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a Thunderbird daughteru who likes sitting next to electrical outlets and sticking her tail in them
>Since it acts as a body warmer and muscle relaxant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426222
You didn't tell them to fuck off the second they started treating the cait sith well, you have no one to blame but yourselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426246
>Furry characters are fine as long as they're not sexualized,
>Furry characters are fine
There's a reason 9/11 happened, and that reason is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426246
>Furry characters are fine
>Even if "as long as"
You say that, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426251
It's been speculated that many of the 'mad' emperors of the old era were driven that way due to constant lead intake through sweetener and other means.

Lead is some serious shit because it bio-accumulates and is a potent neurotoxin. A little lead can kill quite a few brain cells. Continued exposure leads to all sorts of cognitive impairments and memory loss, and finally dementia and death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426252
At least you can be your own man and live how you choose to.
Can you run a caravan in this day and age? Can you be a blacksmith after adventuring for years and years? No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426252

God damn it was great being a full roman citizen though in terms of travel and rights. Civis romanus sum is my passport motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426246
What about RPing? Fursona characters? Posting furry images (which you fucking bet is going to happen one way or another, given how often our threads get trolled)?

Do not let them in here.

DO NOT

LET

THEM

IN HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426246
>furries are fine
>yuri
>futa
>pegging

This shit better be done by next thread or I'm gonna...what the fuck is happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426246
People only tolerate Cait Sith because it came from the MGE. Don't mistake it for posting random furry pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426167
>Cait Sith
>desires to be pampered and even ruins your dates you try to bring home.
>You give her all the cat food, cat cream and snacks she can eat
>As time goes on her flat little cat tummy becomes pudgy.
>More and more
>Within 4 months the Cait Sith can no longer get up, or even swipe at you.

Immediately thought of Garfield.
It would be perfect.
>Cait Sith as the cynical glutton Garfield.
>Werewolf as the hyperactive and not-so-bright Odie.
>Anon as the mentally unstable and depressed Jon Arbuckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426255
>Electric currents
>Muscle relaxant

???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426222
>This is can't be fucking happening.
I'M IN CHARGE HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426272
That's all heavy metals, like mercury (also used heavily in potions and cures back then), arsenic, and all the rest.

It takes a lot more than you think to really do damage. It's just that all heavy metals share the name because you never get rid of them. They just keep building up over your lifetime. And if you cross the danger threshold you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426284
It's magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426274
Do you really believe this?
No anon, now - more than ever - a man is free to do as he wishes. You did not become a trader unless your family were traders. You did not become a blacksmith unless your family were blacksmiths.

There were some exceptions, such as young apprentices moving around, though that was mostly due to familial bargaining. If you were a serf, you were a serf, and that was about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426295

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426263
>>13426264
I bet you souless fucks never played any games with anthropomorphic mascot characters when growing up. Sparkster? Ninja Turtles? Are they absolutely forbidden from being liked because some nutjob might want to dick them?
>>13426277
>What about RPing? Fursona characters? Posting furry images (which you fucking bet is going to happen one way or another, given how often our threads get trolled)?
Red lines. Besides context if everything, if it's one from a monster girl setting it's fine. Cait Sith and Polt are pool, pretty much what >>13426279 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426284
I mean, if I'm right in my unsound science theories, electricity causes your muscles to loosen, right?
Or was it "forcefully constrict?"
Oh well, same difference.

Also, she's a Thunderbird, so there you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426301
>pool
Cool even. I should be sleeping not talking about 2d girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426279
>cait sith
>tolerated

Is that why we turned them into furniture and don't talk about them otherwise? Were you therefor the shitstorms when she was released? The edits? The grentextxts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426301
Okay, to be fair, I did play Rocket Knight?

Wait...I just thought of something?
How come Sparkster wasn't a boss in Shovel Knight? Somebody should've got him in there, it's in the name, "Rocket Knight."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426303
Your brain sends a bioelectric signal to a muscle to make it contract. Take a wild guess what electricity does? Bonus hint, people first made the bioelectric connection in science by shocking dead frogs and making them dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>a discussion on medieval + the lethality of certain elements
Oddly enough, this isn't anything out of the ordinary for these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426296
>a man is free to do as he wishes
>to run this lemonade stand you need a government approved license
>to sell these things you need a proper license
>to drive this vehicle you need a proper license
That's not exactly free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426303
>>13426295
>>13426255

I'd say electrical outlets would have the same effect as excessive amouts of sugar ingested at once on your Thunderbird daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426315
So it makes your brain give unnecessary signals to the body?
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426314
Damn it you're right, he should have been in there. If battle toads qualify he sure does.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck my Chubby Alp Sensai on our Cait-Sith bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426321
You needed licenses or permission from the land's lord to do anything back in the day as well. Oh, and the government was many times more corrupt, not even counting how deeply ingrained religion was.

I realize I'm pretty much shitting on people who like the sword n magic fantasy setting and I guess I apologize, but due to uncontrollable autism is bothers me deeply that people don't realize just how shitty those times were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426331

GR8 B8 M8!

[Anonymous No.]

Now is the time to make a choice. Look at what happened when alps were finally let in the threads. Don't make the same mistake with cait sith. These are the same people pushing to for yuri, futa, pegging and all that other verboten shit. Thread carefuly.

Heh, thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426322
I'd say they have a normal bank of charged cells like an electric catfish or electric eel and zapping them would just make all the charges go off and short them out.

>Thunderbird gets shocked by outlet
>Blows out the transformer for the whole block
>Doesn't even have static cling left in her feathers afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>you have yet to be breastfed by a Holstaurus
what is the point of living?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426342
there isn't....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426340
>Burping your Thunderbird daughteru for the first time
>The burp sends an EMP throughout the block and leaves the neighbourhood without power for an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426331
I want to be a Kunoichi's precious little Goemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426327
No brain needed. I could shock nothing but an amputated leg and make it jump. It makes everything go haywire by sending the contract signal to all of the muscles at once. Haven't you ever seen somebody get tazed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426337
We know how shitty they were, we just don't focus on the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426243
I'm a particular fan of a few images by OptionalTypo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426338
>B8
Come on, sex on Cait Sith beds is the best. You get to fuck on top of that haughty smug furry, while all she can do is watch miserably. She can't even try to schlick off to it since she can't reach down there anymore. It's humiliating and delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426342
>>13426350
>what is the point of living?

Protecting these threads, the only place where you can tell people about your MG fantasies that'll never happen and not be looked at as a weird guy, from shit like >>13426246 and >>13426056.

If we go down, you won't be able to share your MG fantasies with anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426360
>the only place where you can tell people about your MG fantasies that'll never happen and not be looked at as a weird guy
Except the wiki, MGR, MGU, /r/monstergirl or the various Japanese monster girl communities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426352
You'd have to rewire your house with shielded milspec cable and transformers.

>Here honey, I got you a new laptop
>It's a giant ugly brick!
>Well, I'm sorry it has to be. Daddy has to buy surplus tough books or you wouldn't have a computer that works at all.
>The other kids will laugh at me
>If they're really mean, give their iPads a zap and they'll shut up.
>...
>Don't tell your mother I said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426018
EEK EEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426358
You say that, but...
I'd save the bait for Sea Bishops.

Wait, do mermaids eat worms, or is that racist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426360
>this entire post

I've seen some pretty sad shit posted on this website, but you, I think you just won them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426337
People know.
That's why many people simply ignore those aspects, or they go the route of settings like the MGE, where magitech is used to hand-wave away most problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426358

Why would I want to have some, apparently huge, in your opinion, cat to have sex on top of while it watches me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426372
>Calling something bait
>Simultaneously wanting to bully Sea Bishops

[Anonymous No.]

So, I was out at the grocery store, and saw a magazine. "The Science of Sex". Had a few interesting articles in it.

Including some factoids and statistics regarding monogamy. Like how only about 5% of mammal species are naturally monogamous. Or how about half of humans cheat. Or how twice as many people in open relationships are apparently happier versus those in exclusive ones. Or how one third of women cheat because they feel they've lost emotional intimacy with a guy, but half of men cheat just because they can.

Rather disturbing figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426368
>wiki, MGR, MGU, /r/monstergirl

> even listing those last two
> first one is nothing but RP fags
> Second is a graveyard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426378
the truth hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426358
>fucking on cait sith

I can already see the grentext where he'll slip his dick in her "by accident".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426377
I'm not bullying them.
I'm calling them to me.
I need a Sister to talk to when I;m feeling down, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426369
It must be hard raising a Thunderbird. you're fine when they get older because they can control their powers, but when they're young everything they would do is a hazard, like baby dragon's burping fire
>Thunderbird daughteru starts crying her eyes out because she broke her favourite toy
>You don't even need to look at the flickering lights, you can just hear the power fluctuating

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426368
MGR's dead, MGU's deader, >reddit, and nobody here speaks Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426379
I don't think that was his point, his point is there are still places to discuss Monster Girls without being frowned on.

And besides this place is autistic in its own right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426368
>the wik
Full of cancerous RP
>MGR
Dead
>MGU
Horrible donut steels
Or vice-versa, whatever. Also >forums
>/r/monstergirl
The fuck is that?
>Japanese MG communities
>Implying everyone here knows moon

>>13426373
It's not about winning. It's about surviving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426378
>Or how twice as many people in open relationships are apparently happier versus those in exclusive ones.

That's based on a study from about four years ago that's been shot down half a dozen times. I swear it's like that shit thing about how vaccines give kids autism that keeps cropping up year after year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426379
I was mainly making fun of how overly dramatic that post was, I'd rather jump into a pit of matangos than go to any of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426379
>>13426368
Yeah, I was gonna say they're all full of inglorious faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426393
I'm not sure if it was referencing the same study, but I found a larger knock against it was that they got this figure from questioning about 1000 people in Vermont. Not exactly a large pool from which to draw data.

I guess the bigger lesson is just don't go to Vermont?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426400
>Don't go to vermont
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426393
Yep. People just use it to try and justify their "relationships" because they fear intimacy or can't be bothered trying to build something. Feel bad for them, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426389
There's no one that comes here to frown upon our autism but the board itself, and ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426371
If there's anyway to tame a rebellious teenage Mouse Girl daughteru this is it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426400
Doesn't Vermont have Ben & Jerry's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426371

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426405
>>13426400
>>13426393
>two people enter an open relationship to "spice up the bedroom"
>aka they want to sleep around
>most of the time the other half is pressured into agreeing
>one side gets more action than the other
>other side gets jealous, normally the one who proposed the idea in the first place
>relationship breaks down
>they wonder what went wrong
I have actually never seen an open relationship work, it's amazing how people keep falling for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426422
I've seen quite a few work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426408
>not the dick

Did I miss something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426413
http://www.diffen.com/difference/Mouse_vs_Rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426413
Mouse Girls are tiny and adorable. Rat Girls are delinquents who mug people in alleyways and smoke cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426413

A Rat-Girl hasn't been made yet. which is a shame. I imagine a Rat-Girl basically being an Oni version of a Mouse-Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bed the mamono!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426433
Hinezumi literally means "Fire Rat".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426435
that everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426432
>>13426436
I want an image of a Hinezumi trying to be as charming as Ratigan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426428
Please regale us with your anecdotes, because it's pretty unbelievable.

Unless it's that old permissive adultery of influential figures like the Clintons or the Kennedies, which is something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426435
As do I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426436
>Implying they aren't Rodents of Unusual Size

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426413
Rats are more social and are less prone to bite humans than mice. They make better pets overall and are larger so they're easier to manipulate.

>>13426432
>Implying it's not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426449
Rats also drag a line of piss everywhere they go.
>the more you know

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, my name is Sister Price
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426449
Rat detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426443
>Hinezumi with the voice of Vincent Price
I don't even know man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426449
>>13426433
>>13426432

So rats are actually friendlier than mice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426459
Just don't remind them about the plague

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426455
Get off my property, or I'll sick my Wolf Girls on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426455
I've already been a Mormon. Not interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426457
Who said anything about her sounding like Vincent Price?
I'm talking about her getting mad as hell when someone calls her a rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426455
oh sorry but i don't know how to read try the anon across the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426455
No, thanks. Not interested.

>Select a hamburger
>accepts chicken sandwich
Come on, captcha. Get it together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426455
Not 'The Isle of Nabooboo' by chance, Miss Price?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426462
What happens if I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426459
The guy is talking about pet rats. Wild ones are a totally different story.

A fulvious harvest mouse is a thousand times gentler than the most domesticated Norwegian black rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426455
It better not be a nudie mag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426455

And what book would that be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426455

Where is Sister Buttfuckingnaked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426455
Not interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426477
>Norway
>black
I think we've found the problem here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426454
Mice do the same thing though.

>A fulvious harvest mouse is a thousand times gentler than the most domesticated Norwegian black rat.
That's ridiculous, little mice are incredibly aggressive since practically everything is out to eat them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426467

That scene of him chasing Basil up the clock scared the shit out of me when I was a kid, I also felt it was badass, though. Like, I thought, "What an awesome looking villain!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426499
Mice are nothing but law-breaking cheese thieves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426435

My erection...

It...

GROWS...

[Anonymous No.]

>"Shinies! Shinies for Anon!"
>"Shiny nice, Anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426435
That's the kind of stuff I draw the line at
And then blast everything past said line with a 100X Big Bang Kamehameha while using God Ki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426513

>[ ] Don't pat head
>[X] Pat head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426513
A shiny stone will earn her many headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426455
>>13426513

I want PsychoFox to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426513
Is she digging for enriched Uranium?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426499
As a rule, black rats, house mice, roof rats and the rest of the human hab gang are the nastiest most aggressive of all outside a few dedicated carnivores like the grasshopper mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426463
>Strike a deal with a pack of wolf girls to have them deal with the herd of sheep girls who keep trying to fuck you
>You traded one problem for another, since the wolf girls now believe that they're your wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426422
Isn't that what Anthony Burch did? Why would I want to be Anthony Burch?

Monogamy is the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426531
>Grasshopper mouse
>You will never have a grasshopper mouse waifu that reacts to you being in danger by letting loose a berserker howl and beating the shit out of your assailants like Spider-man and Wolverine put together
>Sometimes she eats their faces/hands in the process

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426540
Not exactly, he pushed his wife into an open relationship, she got way more sex than him because he kept trying to fuck other guys and no one wanted him, then she decided that he was a worthless human being and left him. She also took the Wii U.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426533
Better than being the pack bitch to some Wolf Girl bikers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426551
>She also took the Wii U
I love how people always mention this when this story comes up.

Anyway, with all the statistics like "Half of people cheat", then you just have to try to be in the half that doesn't cheat or get cheated on, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426551
>Letting YOUR waifu take YOUR Wii U
What is this world coming to, where people do this?
Where people ALLOW others to do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426560
To be fair the cuckold will probably be gifted one for being in the community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426560
>Papi and Suu
>Remember that they played the Wii in Suu's intro chapter
>Wonder if they'll ever be shown playing Wii U
>Recall all the Bland-Name pun products
>Like Monster Bucks Coffee
What's Nintendo called in Monsterland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426551
Don't forget how he went on one date with a guy because he thought he was bi, realized he wasn't, and ended up saying "I'm still bi, I just hate men because they're sexist pigs! Like on the date, he sniffed me! How can women put up with these pigs?"

>>13426560
In the mentality of the white knight women do nothing wrong ergo you should let yourself be stomped all over by them and let them take your Wii U while they move in with Tyrone and play Mario Kart 8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426573
>Montendo

Done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426573
...
Nyantendo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426526
I hate the egotistical shit too, but how is this linked to him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426581
I assume some kind of IRC voodoo we're not privy to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426573
On a similar subject, isn't KC also into Nintendo games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426567
He doesn't need a new one, he has a framed tweet from Anita he can put in the space the Wii U used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426593
Okay, that made me chuckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426593
>He printed, laminated, and framed a tweeted compliment he received from Anita
How far up your own asshole can you get with these arrogance levels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426592
Yeah. He's a huge fan of Dragon Quest, held Mario Kart and SSB tournaments when the games came out on Wii U, and also recently tweeted his hype for Xenoblade Chronicles X.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426587
I went there a few times. It isn't the massive circlejerk people say it is, but its still shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426551
>took his wii u

A broken man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426609
I've often wondered how he felt about the Metroid Prime series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426593
It's beautiful how, no matter how autistic I might act or how bad I fuck up, I will still never be Anthony Burch. It's a wonderful feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426609
>Held SSB Tournaments
Aw shit. If I had a chance to participate in a tournament hosted by Mr. Crab, I'd be happy.
I'd give everything to win, just to shake his hand.
Good thing my hands don't get clammy either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426622
Hell, even Chris-chan can rest easy knowing he isn't Anthony Burch.

The only guy who can't is Anthony Burch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426637
I'd rather kill myself than be either of those two though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426648
>You will never be one of the exes of a Beelzebub who earned internet fame writing terrible fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426604

May I, at least, provide the pun we all were all thinking already?

You cheeky monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426637
>Autistic
>Bipolar?
>Transexual

And AB is still worse than him? I don't believe it.

>inb4 AB pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426635
He also draws stuff for his tabletop games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426661
>never be a Beelzebub's ex

THANK GOD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426661
Speaking of exes,
Would you fight off your childhood friend Pharaoh's seven evil suitors for the chance of marrying her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426666
Anthony Burch is a willing and proud cuckold who asked reddit for memes to put in his game, printed out a tweet from anita and framed it, got butthurt when people pointed out flaws in his writing by writing more shit, including a thing in the game about the friendzone and misogyny, and doesn't have a Wii U.

At least Chris-chan won some contests as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426666
http://i.imgur.com/bEXseQL.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426691
Chris is a better writer. At least he can make something interesting, unlike Burch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426661
I want to get stalked by a scorned, yandere childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426685
No, but I'll happily beat the shit out of you for reminding me of Scott Pilgrim.

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know there is a Monster Girl Booru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426685
Not a fucking chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426691
>>13426692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBGaAsRsGcM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426700
I want to reject a childhood friend Apophis so that she can develop yandere tendencies and make herself my wife later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426697
>Soni-Chu
>Interesting
U wot m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426703
It is slow and poorly maintained.
But you're right, it does exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426714
A car crash is still fun to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426692
>Diet Bisexual
The things people say to excuse away that they like traps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426714
Sonichu was the prefect vortex of autism that somehow kept getting worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422428
With rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426692
I have no words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426712
I want an Apophis Tomoko.
And best friend Pharaoh Yuu Naruse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426692
Dear god. There really are people who think Anita what'sherface knows what she's talking about.

Shameful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426604
That ass is driving me bananas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426736
I'm trying to come up with a joke of "Tally me banana" versus putting a creampie tally on her ass. I got nothin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426700

I don't even care what Monstergirl it is. I have a simple fetish. I just want to be wrapped-up/hugged/immobilized/whatever by a voluptuous Monstergirl, have my face pressed into some bountiful breasts, and be fucked senselessly. I don't care what Monstergirl it is. That's, that's just all I want. I'm gonna go cry in the corner now.

With my luck I'd end up with a loli Monstergirl who likes to rub her flat chest against me. I'd still love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426759
Her beckoning you to come to her, saying, "Come here, Mr. Tallyman."
With 2 tally marks on her ass cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426761
Been matango?

>spoiler

Naizuri a eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426761
I share the same dream. Only with a slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426761
I want this too. Do we have any stories about this? If I can't have this in real life then I'll settle for fapping over it happening to someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426701
Okay then,
Would you fight your Wight friend's seven evil suitor for the chance of marrying her?
Keep in mind, they're her suitors. They WANT to fuck her. They haven't yet, they just want to. Really bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426604
>You will never knead a kakuen's supple butt like pizza dough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13422702
That's just life anon, once you go ogre the edge there's no climbing back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426769
*Even

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426783
Careful Anon, you give one Kakuen a butt massage the others will want one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426761
>my face pressed into some bountiful breasts
Even better if its a monstergirl gifted with the Holstaurs lactation ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426781
No she is probably a bimbo
Find loli lich waifu instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426779

Don't know about stories, but my favorite girl from the MGQ series is Queen Alraune, because that's basically what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426781
They'd see it coming less than Odysseus's homecoming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426788
>that pic
To be fair, in this particular instance, she probably didn't express her feelings quick enough. Every monster girl would know the golden rule: Take what's yours before it gets taken by someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426761
>>13426769
Naizuri a Best imo.

>>13426781
I feel the need to point out that Ex just implies some prior level of intimacy, wouldn't even have to be sex.

>>13426798
>Loli Lich
You mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426798
Anon, she's a noble.
Her parents have more thanlikely been setting her up while she's been bored out of her mind with politics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426812
Which is why I didn't say "Ex-" in this scenario, only "suitor."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426781
People can want to fuck anything they want, as long as they don't actually do it I don't care a bit. Still, no. Wights one of the worst undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426771
You are my brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426822
>One of the worst
>When she's got fucking aura claws
Serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426823
Dawww. You're making me blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426828
Serious. I'd even take a zombie or skeleton over one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426836
Okay...
Then which undead do you consider the best?
Second best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426798

>Lich
>Loli

does not compute. that dosent even make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426820
I'm saying that if the worry is whether or not she's had sex with them before or not, there's really no guarantee that she's slept with every one of her exes in the prior example.

Yes, specifying "Suitors" instead removes the thought altogether, but I'm just saying.

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>>13426828
Milfs are not to my taste, anon.
The necromatic warmth-seeking is cute. The age/experience difference, less so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426822
Are you the Mantis guy? You're being pretty irrational right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426229
>>13426229

http://pastebin.com/MkgF9g64

We're going full edge with this. Just so you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426842
That's because people here think lich just means cute kuudere undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426791
I have two hands and an iron grip.

I've been told I should become a masseuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426845
>Milfs
Like any other monstergirl, Wights vary in body-type and personality.
>>13426852
Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426841
I like Lich and Ghouls.

>>13426847
Come on, friend. That's not nice. I'm not even angry like that faggot was. I'm just discussing my taste.

>>13426854
Yeah, I never really got that. I liked the loli lich thing the other day, but it goes against the very core of what a Lich is.

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>>13426842
How so? You ask me, it makes a tremendous amount of sense, especially in the context of the MGE.

>Liches put their all into the pursuit of erotic sciences
>The group at the forefront of erotic sciences is the Sabbath
>Lich joins Sabbath to advance her studies and share in their resources
>Lich becomes Loli upon joining
>Loli Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426863
Acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426852
This is coming along nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426857
Especially considering that not all Wights are noblewomen. Some of them were fallen heroines who were prized swordsfighters and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, is it happening?

http://unfccc6.meta-fusion.com/cop20/events/2014-12-04-12-30-abibimman-foundation-united-planet-faith-science-initiative/abibimman-foundation-united-planet-faith-science-initiative-2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426866
Not him, but in that regard I can understand it a little more. I think what they meant, and what I meant with my own comment, was an actual loli as a Lich and not a transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426866

>Lich joins Sabbath to advance her studies and share in their resources

I know were getting into head cannon here but historically Lich are supposed to be notorious anti-social assholes who only extend their lives so they can continue performing forbidden magic without anyone finding out.

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>>13426877
>Wight in armor
>former Paladin who became undead
I like it a lot. In fact, it's alWight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426887
Fair enough. I did figure that was what they meant too.
And in that case, I'll draw on the bit in the MGE where Undead can have children.
Alternatively, if that triggers people too much, a Lich creating a child-like Undead Homunculus in her own image which she can raise as a "Daughter".

>>13426889
A fair point. Still, it could happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426886
>25 minutes
I'm not watching all of this, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426902

Human extinction by 2030 due to release of methane by the arctic ocean.

>>293151219

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426886
>We're all going to die
Well. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426877
give me the short story here anon please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426905
Not really Monster Girls, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426905
oh..... good for us

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426899
Yeah, I hear you man. People can make whatever they want work in their head or their own stories. I knew zombies could have children, but for some reason I never really thought a Lich would. Huh. I do like the Homunculus idea though.

>>13426905
Oh. Great. Well, at least if I live another 15 years I wont die alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426513
Rewards of cheese and cookies of all flavors to those who bring me the most shinies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426913
Try to be a NEET until our race ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426866
>Loli Lich
>Imagining the one with large tits covering herself with only a book
>That softness
No dick, bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426905
This is probably gonna be a bunch of bullshit like every other "We're all gonna die in x years" crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426905
That's sad.
The synapsid time was ended by earth splitting open, the dinosaurs were destroyed by a rain of extraterrestrial hellfire.
We get taken out by a fart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426513
Man. I really want to play a newer gen version of the MG pokemon games.

>>13426921
That might be a little too hard, considering I'm not one now. I was, before, but I lost my home and had to man up enough to live alone. I'm fucking miserable, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426927
Lich titties are always nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426942
Lich tits are great.
Then I just thought of oppai loli Lich tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426941
Get breast implants and seduce everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426954
Even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426886
>Video is from something from December
>This is my and probably a bunch of people's first time hearing it.
Yeah no. If it was certain it'd be hitting the news all over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426931
We'll probably find a way to stop it, or this is just a scientific phenomenon that won't come to pass.
In any case, I'm too young to care or act, so I see no reason to worry too much.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's play a game: If you can guess with drawfag I am, along with your request, I'll draw it. Ready? Let's start!

[Anonymous No.]

You have lived through a plane crash and to make matters worse you are now stranded on Isla Sorna (Jurassic Park). Thankfully there's another survivor, a monster girl of your choice and if you can't pick you get an orc, and not an mge pig orc.
How long do you see the two of you surviving the place? How will you get out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426966

Fuck off .Less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426966
This is bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426857
>>13426873

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT YOU FUCKS. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL IT WEEPY EDGE SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426962

That's the problem, Anon. The news didn't show it when it came out.

But why? To prevent people from rioting RIGHT NOW since we're all gonna die in 15 years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426966
let's not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426967
>You have lived through a plane crash
>Thankfully there's another survivor
WE DIDN'T DIE SO GOOD, WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426966
Are you Hitler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426967
Are they actual dinosaurs or dinogirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426966
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426966
Faggot for 500.

If you are legit, draw a strawberry Barometz performing Stinger with a cutesy jelly sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426791

I accept my fate.

My sexy, bootlicious fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426966
>Doing what Nyanon did that one time
As attentionwhoring as it is, I will bite.

It's not less, because less doesn't use caps.
It's not Mari, because she said yesterday that she's busy.
It's not Mono, because he doesn't post here anymore because we suck.
It's not lone because Loen's too good for us. And he's more humble than this.
So...ZombieNeko, draw me a mojo-looking Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426982
I choose Exodia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426985
Dinogirls are a Jurassic World exclusive How do you think it lasted for a decade if the wiki is anywhere near accurate?, so you're stuck with actual dinosaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427000
>Because .Less doesn't use caps
You know, looking back, he really doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426971
I liked it. When will we see future/past interaction between Hiltraid and Willhelm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426971
Whatever happened to that Anonymous writefag that was going to bring down the most heinous shit /mgt/ has ever seen in story form? I've been wondering about that. Did he just give up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426967
>Dragon
Well we just fly away to safety I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426966
I'mma guess Mithril and ask you to draw a Mantis wearing nothing but a farm-hand's suspenders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427000
>Mojo-looking
I meant mojyo. Mojyo.
Goddamn autocorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427000
>ZN
I don't think he's this obnoxious, though I could be wrong.
Maybe it's the other new drawfag, though he said he pretty much never interacts with the community in any way unless he has to/gets insulted once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426972
Good thing we have this thing called technology.
We're either going to fix the problem, or learn to live with the problem until it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427007
Fuck. I guess if I don't pick anything OP, or my waifu to make it easymodo... A Mantis or Ogre. A Yuki would be funny. Bring about an ice age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426972
So what makes this retarded doomsaying a real thing this time? Because we were all GOING to die from Y2K, from some asteroid a few years ago, bird flu, the rapture, 2012, or nuclear war. You'll forgive me for thinking this is a massive pile of shit like all the other stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427020
I personally wanted to write the dumbest, most amateur-read story here in the threads.
But then I realized I have better things to do with my time when write stories that dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427042
>massive pile of shit
But Y2K was an actual thing, it's just that programmers worked their asses off and developed a code to fix the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427033
Nah, ZN's pretty cool and chill. It's probably someone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426966

You seem egotistical, so I'm going with Danna-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427000
>>13426994
>>13427026
I don't see how you could possibly take this post seriously. Someone is obviously just trying to get people mad. It's pretty much exactly what nyanon posted last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427051
>>13427033
Yeah, I'm not insinuating that ZN is obnoxious at all. I'm simply guessing he posted based on rule of deduction.
I'd give him credit for at least attempting to take requests.

SHIT.
Speaking of taking requests, I wanted to request that one girl from 5Ds as a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427056
>Someone pretends to be a drawfag and piss people off
>Tell people they're X drawfag and end up drawing unwarranted hate towards the actual drawfag

[Anonymous No.]

New thread when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427056
>Just trying to get people mad
You know, for me, responding to posts like this earnestly is the way you keep yourself from getting mad. Thus keeping them from getting what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427069
New thread when this one etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427015

After I take us beyond the edge of time and space, and every day lasts as long as a lifetime.

Then, when the final sputtering breaths wheeze raggedly out of the shitty cadaver of this story, new life will be breathed into it as if to spread an unholy blight upon the land.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is negro?
Are firearms legal in the MG land? Or does it vary? I will not fear the criminal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426966
I hope this is just parodying Nyanon's fall. I'd hate to see another content provider get consumed by their own ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427091
No MG is negro. All MG love you, they don't have to be criminal in your headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427096
My head is not cannon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427095
>Nyanon's fall
He didn't fall. He just tripped a bit over something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427095
Of course it is parody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427098
Fair enough. Then only make MG you hate into criminal. Just be careful no to be edge here, people will not like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427101
It's all those maus'. You have to watch your step when you're walking around

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427098
X-Head Cannon is a good card.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to watch out for Drunk Chupacabra Girls. As they may perform Surra de Bunda on you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMW4CML7KEk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427101
More like he tried to place a banana peel prank and slipped on it himself.
And then fell down a flight of stairs when he revealed it was him.
Seriously, it would have been so much better for him if he had just held off until later in the day to post his story, it made no sense for him to make known it was him being autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427107
I fucking hate my country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427101
Oh really?
>Nyanon vanishes
>all the mouse posting and "Where's Nyanon I bet he likes this!" posts go too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427101
Some people think he did something absolutely haram. There's no recovering from that. He is blacklisted from posting here. The son of a bitch. I mean asking who he was? You get a story from a guessing game? Who does he think he is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427113
More likely people just didn't want to cause a shitstorm bringing him up. I could see him being behind the mouse posting tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427116
I suppose. I can see what you mean.
But at least he's not Negawalker.
At least he's not Anthony Burch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427116
No idea if you're being sarcastic, but that level of arrogance really is looked down upon. Of course some of us seem him on the same level as Negawalker now.
There's also this >>13427113

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427116
He posted a story update last thread and nobody reacted negatively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427123
Well, have you ever seen any of them in the same room together, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427113
Should we give him the benefit of the doubt for all the "Where's Nyanon I bet he likes this!" posts for now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427133
I...I shiggy-diggy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427129
It was only because we didn't notice it was him.
Seriously, I would have flamed the shit out of him if I'd noticed
I do not rule out the possibility of eventual rehabilitation. But he dun the crime, he gotta do the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427129
Yeah, I saw that, some people just want to bitch right now. I mean, I don't even read any of his shit, legitimately at all, and I still don't give a fuck. Guy is an idiot for not doing what >>13427109 suggests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427144
On another note, I almost posted this as "I shaggy-doggy.

[Anonymous No.]

Mausbutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427146
I'm not going to shame him and shitpost just because one person wants to

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427126
I will have to admit. I am part of the maus conspiracy. We have set Nyanon up to be our king in maushood. The threads were poised to be ours but curses you have foiled us with your inane bitching. Now people who just want to talk about maus butt are shunned and stoned. Join me at our secret club irc: #mausbutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427138
Not sure. If you look at his pastebin you'd expect a lot more views for someone the threads loved. I'm partially convinced he was behind a number of the posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427159
Nyanon is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427101
Yeah if we want to talk about falls how about Trader Anon.
>No one liked his stories to begin with
>Made choices that made people like them less
>Tries to start again
>Even without his fetish he STILL gets people to hate him
>Vanishes
>When he finally wants to come back no one gives a shit
>then everyone start boogyman-ing him when a CYOA argument breaks out.
That's falling down the entire flight of stairs in the statue of liberty right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426942
>>13426954
I want to be subjected to double paizuri between christmas cake Lich tits and oppai loli Lich tits as a loli Lich uses me as a chair while she prepares her new experiment

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427174
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427165
>people always defending nyanon for attention whoring
Does he pay you or something? No other writefag got this level of protection when they fucked up hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you get a werecat drunk and take advantage of her?
Or would she get you drunk and take advantage of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427180
That...does sound pretty marvelous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427160
You seem to be attempting to marginalize the feeling of distaste for the man by implying that I am the "one person" annoyed by his escapades.

So I'm just gonna call you a shill and/or Nyan himself, and be done with it.

The man fucked up and he should take his medicine. That's all there is to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427192
He's making a joke, the IRC channel parodying #tailpussy didn't tip you off? If anything he's doing the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427180
Sounds really nice. How I wish.

>>13427198
Either could probably happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427198
both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427192
The problem is he has yet to fuck up hard. You act like he's the second coming of Negawalker and Bob combined when he really hasn't done shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427198
A werecat, yes.
Not this one.
I'd a Cheshire. A Cheshire who loved to hit all the pubs in Stratford.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427198
I don't drink, and I was raised well enough to know not to take advantage of a drunk woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427204
Get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427198
I don't take advantage of drunk woman, or people in general
Hell, I don't take advantage of people period

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any games with monster girls? And I'm not talking about MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427224
>I don't take advantage period
Not even in tennis?
What do you do if you get a deuce then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427198
No, and I don't drink till the kind of drunk that ends in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427229
Yes.
Google Desire Dungeon, Violated Hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427218
I'm seriously wondering if Nyanon is behind some of these angry defensive posts whenever the guessing game and mouse posts are brought up. Its not like he was an amazing writer, so there has to be something in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427231
I just don't like taking advantage of people. How I was raised and manipulation isn't my strong suit
Be honest Anon, you don't watch tennis for the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427198
>Would you get a werecat drunk and take advantage of her?
I wouldn't. That shit's wrong, yo. Besides, I don't got enough fucks to give to make someone get drunk.

Don't know what she'd to to me, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427198
I would massage her back until she passes out, then draw on her face with a sharpie. Maybe leave her hand in a bucket of water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427241
No shit, I don't.
But if a Pharaoh and her Wight rival we're settling some kind of score in a game of tennis, I'd be there to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427238
Have you ever heard of paranoid schizophrenia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427229
Alicesoft games have some in them, but they're not the focus.
Their latest game, Evenicle, has a bunch of Dragon girls in it even though they don't have any external appearances outside of a few CGs. But damn, they're almost as sex hungry as some MGE monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427238
Would you believe him if he said it wasn't him? I agree though, he's average at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427238
Anon, you're sounding really paranoid
Straight jacket paranoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427238
It's not even so much Nyan that worries me.
Rather, if HE was self-promoting his own stories with false flags all the time, and we only discovered it by the unusual circumstances of his fuckup, then how many other writers might be astroturfing themselves too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427263
>Tiny Succubutt

10/10 Would give piggy back rides everywhere when she's feeling weak until she recovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425591
It was Loen, and ya. they need a good steam cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

>Your Vampire waifu feels selfish for always drinking your blood
>She fills a wine glass with her own blood and expects you to drink it
Well Anons, do you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426852
>no MC becoming a full blown werewolf and ragefucking the nazi wolf sluts

I'm left wanting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427287
It's a conspiracy!

But really, the people trying to harp on him for his 'crime' are far worse than a guy trying to hype and advertise his wares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427297
Obviously, though the next time we do it I ask if I can drink from the source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427291
>until she recovers
From what I remember about the translation, she's basically eith er on her period or in heat, which results in her shrinking as well as irritability and her level going down constantly instead of going up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427295
Looks pretty meh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427297
that's weird
my wife's weird
i'm going to get a new one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427297
No. I tell her if she wants to make it up to me then she should drink a whole bunch of Holstaur milk and start lactating so I can drink from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427297
Tell her is doesn't work like that. Humans can't metabolize blood like vampires can. Then tell her to drink it and come to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427297
Can I mix it with some stuff? My brain and my stomach would feel better if it thinks it's something else. And if it smells like something else
And if it tastes like something else

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427297
Can I at least mix some tequila in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427287
I know I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427309
I think it looks nice
Face could have been more Miiaish though
I want a Yetti one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427306
I see.

Would the piggy back rides still be a viable option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427301
> committing disingenuous anonymous self-promotion is better than than being vigilant against disingenuous anonymous self promotion
This is the shill-iest thing I have ever heard, and I've been to Israel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427306
The sickly shade of blue face leads me to think it's the period.

Unless that's the one with the reality breaking labyrinth where she gets pregnant later with Dark Rance.

And the bad shit that happens as a consequence of that impossibility of human/demon child in that setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427297
I can't drink blood though and I tell her it's fine for her to drink my blood whenever and however she wants because she's the waifu of the relationship and I'm merely her loyal husband who follows her bidding, like all good Monster Relationships should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427330
I would pay for an anon to do one for Miia in a style closer to the manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427320
I like that idea. Dripping a little bit of it over cheese cake or something would work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427334
Look at this Jew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427198
I wouldn't take advantage of her and I don't drink, so I think we're in a stalemate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427069
I'm all for the mods coming in and mercykilling this thread. I'm the OP. In before my post becomes a forced meme again.

[Anonymous No.]

From /a/

Loen's adventures

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427301
I was called paranoid, but you aren't doing much to discredit me here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427335
At least she's saved.
At some point. She has had a hard life.

[Anonymous No.]

My fucking sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427354

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427344
No. No it wouldn't. That would ruin the cheese cake
Now, mixing it with the strawberry/cherry jelly so you can't smell it nor taste is how it's done. That way, whoever's having the cake won't know they're also ingesting the blood. Just not too much that it off-puts the taste, or they'll get suspicious

Yandere 101

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427354
>>13427364
panic.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427355
Nothing wrong with people with paranoid schizophrenia. Just make sure to get help. There are medications that can make you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427364
THANKS MAMANOBAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427354
>Scopin' dat Zophia ass
Noice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427297
Is this going to have some freaky effect on my vulnerable human body? Was that her goal from the beginning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427287
Do people even mention stories around here these days? All I hear about are Lanternon, Alp and Penywises stuff normally. I'm also ok with that because they're good writers.

Well, maybe not so much with Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427354
>>13427364
>>13427372
on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426556
I keep seeing this mentioned, has anyone ever actually written something about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427386
You forgot PRW's. High class stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427377
>point out something fishy
>get called mentally ill

Nah, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427330
I would love a comfy, non-lewd Yeti daki, the perfect hugger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427341

I'm the guy that got the Miia Daki
after loen actually lets me pay him and i get my savings a bit up again
I'll be commissioning a second one from I don't know yet, i should probably get looking to continue with my snake pit
I'm happy with Loen's but one's not enough
And with the anime, there might maybe be at least only one official daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427399
Would you want one of those Dakis with "Arms"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427394
Harblador posts stuff too. Not too many really active writers though.

>>13427399
That sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427394

>PRW
>high class
I think that's pushing things a bit far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427403
>Commissioning another Daki
Is it gonna be Apophis?
Or shirohebi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427403
Is it Ryu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427386
I feel saddened no one cares about what I do, honestly. I'll fully admit one of the major reasons I write is for acknowledgement in my pitiful life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427423
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427418
>>13427422
I was just going to get another Miia

I might start branching out after my fifth
Probably with a wyrm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427386
>All I hear about are Lanternon, Alp and Penywises stuff normally.

Lots of writefags update. Only a few writefags have a buzz of support and "Yay, I love you man, been waiting for this update for ages" that follow them around like a miasma and get people to take notice.

I just don't know any more, man. It's certainly POSSIBLE that A Given Writefag has 10 fans who respond positively in-thread to every morsel.
But at the same time it's POSSIBLE that it's just the author, trying to make himself look popular and suck in more people.

How can we know? How can anyone know?

Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427406
If I could add my own fluffy fur to them, maybe

Seems like they would only get in the way of me trying to hug it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427423
Most writefags are background noise, but at least this way no one gets mad or shits on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427432
Its a trap. They'll crucify you if you admit this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427437
And now you're making me feel paranoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427439
I'd rather have people talking about me than have aching, painful silence. At least when people complain, that means they've bothered to read what you've written and have formed a strong enough opinion to make comments.

When there's nothing, it's the same as being ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427440
Hey, man. I just want to know. But you're probably right. God forbid anyone even mentions their name around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427439
>Most writefags are background noise
Well that felt like a hollowpoint to the chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427448
>that means they've bothered to read what you've written

Ha! You wish. It doesn't take reading something to take a shit on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427448
But even the popular writefags only get
>Nice work!
>Finally, an update!
>Bueno

Its hardly helpful criticisms or opinions, so I don't see the big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427460
Oh come on Alp, don't take it to heart
I bet its you!
HI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427439
I'd rather be background noise than be an active contributor to the ever worsening nature of this community.

God knows I'd still be writing if I thought I had the skill to bother with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427463
It's something.

I'm so lonely. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427463
Not everyone wants to be bullied, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427471
I'm not Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427460
If your writing hasn't struck a cord with people, then there isn't much to be done outside of changing your style or subjects completely. Do you get some acknowledgement when you post things?

>>13427471
Oh. Ignore this if its Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427437
In a way, makes me glad next to no one cares about anything that I write. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427461
>It doesn't take reading something to take a shit on it.
See: Every discussion of Vengeance whenever the subject comes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427463
You wont get anything positive or constructive in the threads here. Not on a chan image board.

You'll have to take comments off site, or in email form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427463
As >>13427475 implies, you would be surprised how much even that can boost one's flagging motivation.

We low-to-mid-tier writefags really are starved for affection. I mean REALLY starved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427460
It's sad but true at this point. While the threads seem more alive with how big they get, they have much less life than they used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427507
Do want pets anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427495
I dunno about you, but here's how I see it.
If one person says continue, it's okay.
If one person says they liked it, it's good.
If one person says they liked it and brings it up several weeks later, it's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427504
> Pastebin up for a year
> +5,000 views
> 0 PMs
I wish it worked as you describe, but it does not.

[Anonymous No.]

>check loen imgur
>find this
did he post it here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427517
I don't know, man. I get the general point, but I'm still waiting on that Dhampir story continuation from March and wouldn't call it "Great".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427518
You need to have your own account to send PMs, don't you? You expect people to bother signing up just to drop a comment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427517
Yeah. I think I'm lucky that I can usually get a "More" or "I liked it", but my stuff never gets brought up again after it's posted. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427523
Yes. He posted progress overtime in the threads. Never posted the finished product though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427513
Everyone wants pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427523
I think I see now what the man meant when he said he was leaving the 'anime style' behind. The wash technique of his eyes now make his art very different. Not sure if it's a different I like. Looks a bit creepy and gothic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427530
>You expect people to bother signing up just to drop a comment?
Nope. I know I wouldn't.
Which just goes to reinforce the point: that comments are hard to come by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427536
I want pets. Do you think a monster girl will pet me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427531
Only a handful of people get that though, and as that one anon said its possible they're doing it themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427531
Well, if it makes any of you feel any better I do genuinely enjoy most of the really cute, or silly stories that get posted. Even if they are just greentext. Maybe they don't end up being memorable in the long term, but they help keep me at peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427523
That's some top notch stalking you guys are doing with Loen.

As for the drawing,what's with all that excess of blur though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427523
I think the chin looks too pronounced and masculine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427536
Pets are expensive and are expensive to manage/take care of
Get a plant. Low maintenance, they don't leave a mess everywhere, and they're easy to take care of

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427513
Yes.
I often wonder what it's like to have another person touch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427545
do what she wants and just maybe....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427550
Loen always did blur. He's the JJAbrams of the artists

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427548
I've never really done anything cute or silly, except for one thing, which I've put even less into than the newest thing I'm working away at.

>>13427546
Really does seem as though the whole "Nyanon's gone, now no one talks about mice, even though it seemed like he only ever just responded to them..." has generated a lot of suspicion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427559
Worms are for petting, not receiving pets from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427561

So .Less is Michael Bay but with cat dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427559
Depends on what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427566
why you got to be like that she can give pets give her a chase

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427564
Yeah, that's why I changed it to "any of you" rather than you. Don't know your style, so it would have been weird to say I liked your cute stories if you never did any, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427567
I think that's unfair. He drew one cat dick.
He's also been getting away from tailpussy as of late...

He's been focusing on his Angel OC a fair bit lately, so...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427567
Yes but not with dicks
Everything .Less does causes an explosion in the thread. Either an explosion of hate, or an explosion of love
When he pops in to take requests: Explosion
We he delivers: Explosion
When he does something to mess with the thread because he's a masochist: Explosion
When he's talked about: Explosion
EXPLOSIONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427581
Indeed so. And cute stories are a good thing to like, so more power to you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427585

BUILDING KICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427564
>the Nyanon thing
I know I'll be labeled as paranoid for this, but considering how those posts worked out and how quick he was to respond I think he might have been behind a few of them.

At any rate whoever you are, I bet at least a few people have read your stuff and liked it. Do you seem to get many pastebin hits? (accounting for the initial 100 or so bot views all new pastes get unless steps are taken)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427579
Would you bully a Wurm into not wanting to be friends with you anymore?
I know I wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427598
Well, looking at the hit numbers, a story I did with one chapter has 600 hits, a complete one-shot has twice that, and some incomplete stories and chapters have 300-400 hits each, along with one greentext I just wrote down in place of the actual author.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427608
You know most of those are bots right?
A shitty greentext story I did a week ago has over 1,000 hits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427608
Thats better than most do, I'd say you were doing well. If no one liked your stories the views would be much worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427612
Probably, though only the two with the highest view count are publicly listed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427602
god no!

why the hell would anyone do that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427612
> I actually have 0 readers
> It's all just robots trawling for passwords and credit card numbers
Oh good, just as I was starting to hope I had briefly brightened some anons' days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427608

Bot hits aren't that high. I've created a few totally unlisted pastebins to store writing (which were never linked to anyone else) that have generated no more than 200 views tops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427623
>>13427618
I wonder if revisits count as hits?
Because we obviously don't have that many people in this community, unless someone is spreading our stories and content on Reddit or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427625
Yes, every page load is a 'hit' on pagebin. You can sit on your page and f5 it for an example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427625
Probably. I doubt that Pastebin only counts unique IPs, and even then, IPs can change based upon a variety of factors.

Still, I'd be fine with that, since it means people are going back to re-read my stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427625
/monster/ takes stuff from here all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427625
Probably. I know there are a lot of lurkers in this community, but I doubt we have that many from here alone. Would also explain why ongoing stories get so many hits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427631
It's more like reloads and such. It's why pastes that were updated rather than having new ones made got jacked to over 10k hits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427625
When a new paste is posted, it gets thrown on the "five latest public posts" list on every pastebin visitor's sidebar (which normally lasts only 2-10 mins to get pushed off the page for newer posts). So everyone that visits pastebin during that time will see the title of your pastebin in the sidebar. I suspect that it's that, not bots, which generate most "bot hits".

Also, it's worth noting that the thread unique IP counter normally hits the low hundreds before the thread dies out. And that doesn't even take into account people who just lurk. Take that as you will.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a dick monster girl. Can I make my penis one?

[Anonymous No.]

I want an MG who will willingly go:
WOAH OH OH AH AH AH AAAAA HA AAAA AAAA OOOH
On command

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427633
All. The. Time. And then acts like they have a superiority complex about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427625
>unless someone is spreading our stories and content on Reddit or some shit.
The writefag master list actually did get shared on r/monstegirls.
I don't think they actually produce any prose content of their own, on account of being... well, leddit users.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427645
Does using a vibrator remote count as being "on command"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427644
SMT Mara as a MG would be really, really funny. Gay as fuck, too, but funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427643
No, it's bots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427619
Nobody would WANT to do that. It just kind of happens.
You get short-tempered dealing with her happy self, and you tell her to stop acting like a child, even rough housing her into stopping.

You break her trust one time or another even though when she talks about you in front of others, she makes you out to be her big brother figure.

And the last straw is when you hit her on the head and call her a dumbass after she does something to ultimately save you.

She waits until you leave after the ensuing apology you give her to throw away that hat you had given her a long time ago as a part of your sign of friendship with her.

It's not intentional, it just sorta happens.

[Anonymous No.]

i did a thingy
http://puu sh/hAFlt/9ceb57e37e.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427664

Man face/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427664
Cool.
She some kind of scientist or some shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427664
>Shadow Naoto as a Catgirl
.less I love you, you keep drawing my /v/ waifus as catgirls and it's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427643
There are bots that troll over pastebin looking for creditcard numbers that people post there for fraud reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427651
That actually sounds perfect, especially in public. All you'd have to do is flip a switch and your waifu would spaz out, seemingly without reason.

Convince her to do it by calling it a "test of discipline" and then watch the inevitable failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427664
Great.
Now you have to draw NaotoJinko in her clothes. As a reverse trap.
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427631
pbworks can be tracked for unique visits and page views, something you don't get through a pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427648
All of their /a/ and /jp/ related boards are pretty guilty of that

I'll see people on their /a/ rip manga dumps from scan groups and post them on 8/a/

[Anonymous No.]

I want dat Goblin Princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427661
You're a pretty shitty friend if you react like any of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427664
> couldn't tell it was a chick from the thumbnail
> akratically open it anyway
> everythingturnedoutmuchbetterthanexpected

Well it's a catgirl being nekkid. But yes, that's a man face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427666
>>13427689
It's a reverse trap, kind of the point.

>>13427667
Technically a detective who likes to tinker in her spare time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427684
You really are, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427664
>Backgrounds

Who are you and what have you done to .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427661
This seems to go back to that red string talk we had earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427700
Didn't you know? .Less and co. went on a spirit quest. They are no longer the artists you knew before
They are better. Faster. Stronger. The ultimate drawing machines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427682
I kinda sympathise for them. I lived on 8/a/ for a month after the whole gg fiasco as a matter of principle. Moot acted like a faggot and he deserved to have lots of people jump ship and steal his content.

> still spam-filters related terms to this day
> does it for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427710
gg fiasco? What happened? I mean, him being a faggot doesn't surprise me. Dumb fuck personally banned me in a thread years ago for defending someone. I guess I missed a lot more faggotry over the last three years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427664
I was wondering, will you do more MTG MGs soon? Maybe more Eldrazi monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427718
I like this one too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427716
Oh. Wait. I assumed you meant the sub group. You probably meant the OTHER thing. Alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427633
I got curious from this and put my writefag name into google search.
It turns out my stuff was mentioned on another board and except for one story they thought it was shit. Yay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427633
>>13427648
You do realize all the Monster Girl places steal content from each other right? The Wiki has .less's images, we steal Leon images from the /a/ threads and other stuff. And lets not forget tumblr blogs. This is all a small and niche thing, meaning everyone steals scraps from each other to survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427718
I prefer the Lorwyn elementals.
>horde of notions
>mournwhelk
>dread
>shriekmaw
Hell, the female flamekin were already monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427725
>>13427718
maybe, but heres kozilek made by a new drawfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427734
all in the name of the Demon lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427734
I have no problem with that. Content is meant to be consumed. The problem is when the content you are consuming is from a place you think is beneath you then we have a problem. There is a lot of cross culture between here and /monster/ but only they think they're better than us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427729
That's a diffrent person that didn't know what gg was not the first person that talked about /monster/

I also feel bad for their /a/, Claud seemed to be doing well running it, but he reacted to bait too strongly

>>13427734
I wasn't saying we don't, that anon was just asking if other places post our writefag's stories and i said that i've seen them posted on /monster/

[Anonymous No.]

Okay anons. Let's play a game.

Let's say a gate to the demon realm opens up, but is secured with an border station to control entrance and exit. Only MGs that meet very specific criteria are allowed in (basically, they have to be tested and interviewed to prove they are non-violent, non-rapey, and civilized) . As a result, few MGs enter our world, and only at a very slow rate.

Now, if given the choice, which would you choose?

1) Be a homestay host for a randomly selected MG, with a pretty solid guarantee (i.e., under fear of deportation) they will not use any magic charms, intoxicating venoms, force, or any sort of coercion to husband-zone you. You get no choice in the MG, but total control over whether you want to waifu her or reject her and remain single forever.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random until you hit a mamono profile.

2) Risk entering the gate and go to the Demon Realm yourself. Since human law does not apply over there, it's basically open season on your tight, sexy human ass once you cross the gate. There is a constant risk that each MG you meet could coerce you (with magic charming, venom addicting, brute force, etc) into being an unwilling husband.

Same as above, but you get to re-roll as many times as you want -- but with a special condition. You must use this link...

https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1

... to roll a die each time you visit a mamono profile. If you roll a two or lower, the MG you found will make you her mate by force with no feasible chance of rescue or escape.


Choose wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427745
And we think we're better than MGU and MGR, and we use their translations. Hell, people talk in this thread all the time about how we're the best place to talk Monster Girls and everyone else is autistic. Everyone likes to think they're superior.

>>13427747
I actually know there's a tumblr blog that occasionally posts pastebins from this thread over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
No thanks
I don't want to do that

[Anonymous No.]

Due to school, I have missed like 10 threads. What did I miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427766
We don't allow underage kids here. Go back to school boyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
>Homestay
>Cancer
Eh, I'll take my risk with the Gate...

>Dark Angel
Well I do like 'em, but...
>4
>Cheshire Cat
Oh heck naw.
>3
>Dark Valkyrie
Well, I'd rather have the angel, but not too ba-
>2
Well. It could've been worse than a Dark Valkyrie I do suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
>Enter realm despite danger
>Yuki Onna
>3
What do I get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
Let's jump into the demon realm
>Chimaera
>2
Well that was fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427766
Shitstorms and cool stuff. Good luck to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427766
Loen is back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427776
Choose to keep her for your waifu, or take the risk of re-rolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
>1
>Wight
Fuck. I mean, I'm lucky its an undead, but... man. Alright, I'll test my luck with two just to see.
>Cyclops
>1
Wight, here I come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427753
>Hell, people talk in this thread all the time about how we're the best place to talk Monster Girls and everyone else is autistic. Everyone likes to think they're superior.
It's not that we're any less autistic, so much as I think that this place is the best to talk about MGs because of the fact that it is both active, and while autistic, also has the most frequent amount of fun stuff too. And it does a good job of keeping the big-time autists that choked the life from MGR out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
>Honey Bee
I literally just got two hives of bees on my property today. So long as she doesn't lead her people to rebellion fuck yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
Let's jump in and see what happens
>Sea Bishop
>2
How exactly does a Sea Bishop use force?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427781
I'll waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427773
Thanks for the concern, but I'm not underage comrade.
>>13427778
>>13427780
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427790
Throws a fit until her kraken friend grabs you for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you go howling with your wolfu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427790
If you don't agree to marry her she's gonna drag you under the waves until you pass out multiple times and deny you food and water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
Obviously choice 1.
>Merrow
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427800
Too loud. She needs to stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427800
I'd make her howl, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427800
I would smack her with a rolled up news paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427799
>>13427802
Well at least she didn't call Poseidon. I wouldn't want Atlantis 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427800
Maybe in the shadows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427792
I like your waifu, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427800
No, I'd tell her to stop waking up the neighbors and to come back to being my daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
>Plain old succubus homestay
Well, there's a number of worse things I could've rolled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427824
You can't even call her a Succubus. With practically everything that makes her a succubus restricted, she's more of a roommate that a semen demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
Option 2, go hard or go home.

>Dormouse.
>Roll 2.

Fuck, Cuddleslave for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
Homestay, lets see.
>Dark priest
This works for me, even if she is a bit preachy.

Just for fun, lets try the portal.
>Ryu
>1
This is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427799
>>13427790

Mermaid-types are probably the worst yanderes when in their element. All they need to do is strand you on a raft far from shipping routes, (or maybe tie you to them by putting you on the sea floor with a breathing spell that has a limited range) and there's no chance of escape. You'd have to not only paddle/swim faster than a mermaid, but also have the endurance to traverse what could very well be an entire ocean, with no idea which way is land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OatAcPIyPyg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
As much as I'd love to go on an adventure, I can probably put up with someone and help them get used to this place to make the area more pretty.
>Mimic
It's like there's no change at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427846
Good thing Merrows are the best mermaid types

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427645
I'm sure you could persuade a Siren to do this for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427811
I don't think that's a good idea, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427832
It'll be interesting to see how long it takes her to crack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
Lets see how they both go:
>Homestay
>Dragon
...I think I'll take this. But for the sake of fariness:
>Demon Realm
>Run from sirens, gazers, Chief God, and Former Demon Lord
>Captured by Amazon
So a dragon hoard or snu-snu in front of the whole village...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
>1
Unicorn

Horsepussy a shit.

>2
Mantis
>1

So my options are a horse with a girl as a hat or a man eating bug, I guess I'll take neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427872
Dragon Hoard.

Dragon Hoard would always be the best.
Just imagine when the Government Agents bring it all too your house in a huge moving truck or some shit. Wonder if she'd let you use some of it to move into a nicer place with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427867
"Bad Hellhound, bad!"
>Swing a rolled up news paper at her.
>It incinerates before it can make impact.
>Hellhound grins even wider.

If you've got your heart set on taming a Hellhound you need to think bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427880
>Taming
But her wild, brash nature is why I like her. Why would I want that aspect gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSc8qVMjKM
AWWWOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427880
Get a spray bottle!
Full of.. Holy water!
And when she does something right you should... Fuck her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427876
I'll let a Mantis 'eat' me any day, your loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427198
We would get each other drunk and take advantage of each other's drunkness and our own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
>Demon Lord

Well, I'm right fucked aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427880
Remember, you don't tame Hellhounds, Hellhounds tame you!

>You will never wan for your Hellhound waifu as she puts on your collar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427159
Fucking Towergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427889
Take her then, I don't want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427871
>She tells you that it's fine because she doesn't need her powers anyhow
>Though, after a while, she seems to squirm in her seat as if her cooch was itchy
>And then she'd start masturbating in her room to sate her needs
>After that, she'd try to seduce you without force, but you can tell she's holding back like a bodybuilder arm wrestling with a baby
>Soon, she's practically shivering, as if she's suffering from withdrawal
>And her masturbation sessions are becoming more frequent, but she still comes back looking like a heroine addict who needs her stuff now
>she even goes out of her way to do everything for you in a twisted sense that you'd reward her with the milk of procreation
>And now she's begging
>And begging
>And begging
>And begging
>AND BEGGING
>It's still the first day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427832
A flying, blue-skinned roommate who most likely has magic ability and some connections with hell-dwellers, but yes. A roommate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427892
>A Hellhound biker will never sweep you off your feet, taking you for a ride on her motorcycle with your arms wrapped around her waist. Pressing your face into her wild fur.

It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427891
She already has a hubby so I guess you're just a butler or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427894
Can't so no to a footjob when they're just throwing it out there like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427900
Didn't you read? She's restricted from using everything
She's more human that demon now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427889
You and me both anon.
>You'll never be laying in bed with your Mantis waifu cuddled up to you
>She'll never tenderly nibble on your earlobe as she clings to your side
>Her scythes delicately laid across your chest, twitching slightly, gliding ticklishly over you
>Her antennae twitching, tickling, and feeling your hair and face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427898
And then she's raping
AND RAPING
AND RAPING
And that was later that night.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be an indecisive twat with a bland personality and the center of a love triangle between a Vampire and a Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427894
>can't I just give you a footjob instead
Yes. Always yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427912
Well I already have half of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427886
>tfw you get cornered by a pack of British Werewolf Girls with cockney accents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427912
>Twilight with Monster Girls
Well, I mean, sure, I guess.

But why a Hellhound instead of a normal Wolf-Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427907
Ooh...
Never mind.
I didn't read all the way. I was being retarded.
Still, I get a HOT roommate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427892
Except Hellhounds actually love their husbands and wouldn't do something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427917
That's what makes it worth it

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Lilim. Pharaoh, Dragon, and Baphomet to dom me gently. I'm into power. Being used. Against me. Tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427919
What's not loving about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427925
At the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427903
I bet a Hellhound's fur smells like a cozy, warm fireplace on a could winter night.

I would swoon for a Hellhound Biker Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427928
It only is if you're an ultra sub. Other wise no its not loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427931
At the same time. Some guy wrote smut for me a couple of threads ago. That's kept me going. I'm about to continue writing as a result. Surrendering is the best form of sex anyway. It's all about the bliss of surrendering to the pleasure, and wanting them to feel as good as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427925
Why would they love a flithy low-class slut like you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427925
You already got your bullshit, now get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427916
Because Hellhounds have a special je-me-said-quoi about them that ordinary werewolf girls don't have.

I think it's the coalskin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427925
>>13427940
Heh, that was fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427891
That would be funny if that was some sort of origin story for the Hero the Demon Lord is fucking to get power

>DL is just powerful Succuslut, fucking around with interdimensional magic and shit
>teleports herself around different universes just checking stuff out
>pops into ours
>into the room of some anon that has a huge hardon for MGs
>after the normal "ah who are you" shit, and probably fucking the anon to refuel he magic she starts looking into these monstergirl things
>some of them look familiar but things like dragons, and other truly monstrous things in the forms of women was strange to her
>she likes them
>she likes them a lot
>teleports back to her world with the goal of becoming the DL
>drags the anon with her for information and ideas, also to be a mana pump
>the MGE world we know it is born

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427940
You're pretty masochistic, anon. And I thought I was depraved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427945
*Je-ne-sais-quoi
Goddamn autocorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427941
Because. I'd do my best to prove my worth. Even if it kills me. I won't settle for less.
>>13427944
I did. I'm just stating again. That mouse loving guy does it far more than I do. This is the second time for me. Give me a break.
>>13427948
Surrender is the most pleasing of all things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427939
You have an odd view of kinks, anon.

>>13427938
I'd only swoon if she could actually ride, IE not some cruiser-only sow that doesn't even know what countersteering is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427925
>Loving Dragon fem dom
Has there been a story for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427909
>Her antennae twitching, tickling, and feeling your hair and face
That one's gonna be in my mouth, but otherwise yes, so much yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427947
>>after the normal "ah who are you" shit, and probably fucking the anon to refuel he magic she starts looking into these monstergirl things
But the Demon Lord already has a husband she loves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427938
>Getting lost in the wintry woods with your Hellhound onee-san
>She huddles up with you and keeps the cold of the wind from chilling your already near-freezing body
>A rare showing of kindness from your older sister who, on normal occasions, bullies you as much as she can whenever she can
>Or so you had thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427961
And that is his origin story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427955
Of course she can ride, she's a ruff biker girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427966
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427966
That's not helping much. Chances are she's never even so much as leaned her bike over. Hell, bet she doesn't even own a full-face helmet.

How would helmets look when designed to accommodate fluffy ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427947
>uplifting through fresh cultural concepts and ideas
Best HFY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427959
No, anon. You're not allowed to like Mantis. Ever.
She eats you!
She doesn't love you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427959
>That one's gonna be in my mouth
>Playfully suckling on her antennae
You've got good taste anon.

>>13427958
I'mma put it on the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427981
Not if I eat her first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427992
You mean, like, in the biblical sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427975
I ride a cruiser (Victory Hammer) and I lean that bitch into every turn I can, I like to take them about 30 mph faster than the speed limit sign. also I wear full face. I want a biker waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427992
She'll still eat your throat once your done anon.

[Anonymous No.]

How does your monster of choice welcome you home after a long day at work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427995
I bet you ride crossed-up.

Anyways, shit-slinging aside, I'd love a biker wolfu that was a racer like I am. Constantly trying to out-do the other's times, only to wind up crashing out when I try to dive on her inside and we both go tumbling into the grass.

Then, as we're both on stretchers awaiting ambulances, we'll make faces at each other and wince from the pain, then hold hands/paws on the way to the hospital.

True love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427993
By shoving my tongue inside her and making her orgasm over and over.

>>13428002
Not if she's too tired to, or decides that it would be a waste to eat me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428005
A hug, a kiss, and some tired cuddling on the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428005
By not being real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428005

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428005
A hearty feast of meat, A hot bath she's personally heated up, and a loving roll in the hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428005
>I'm not like other Monster Girls, if anything I'll be in the kitchen :)

[Anonymous No.]

Alright Anon, let's imagine your waifu.
In the event you don't have a waifu, just imagine the first monster that comes to your mind.
Get her pictured nice and well
Got her memorized?
Now think of the first Disney movie that comes to your mind
The monster girl now replaces the villain (Except tarzan where instead You will be Clayton) How does this improve the story?/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428008
I don't into sport bikes, anon. but I also want to have biker jinkofu who rides an oversized bobber and goes bar hopping with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428005
Pretty much like that, but with a titfuck/blowjob if its been a bad day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428022
>A Lich replacing Jafar
Well, she may end up a lot better off than he did. I had this same result last time. Fuck, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428022
>Vampire replacing Cinderella's stepmother
Surprisingly accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428030
Paizuri a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428005
Rape.

In her defense, it's not rape if I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428035
I'll play this again in 2 months time (or less) and add a double randomizer to force outcomes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428005
Paizuri. And possible vidya games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428005
Warm hugs and a loving kiss. A nice hot meal would be optional, though she'd probably insist on that as one of her duties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428041
Why do you keep posting a garbage can anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428029
Eh, street riding doesn't appeal to me anymore. Too many risks, can't have any fun due to said risks and the law.
Bar hopping on two wheels seems like a really bad idea.
I wonder what the controls would look like on a bike for girls with big meaty paws/claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428050
Shamasiel a best anon. Why do you hate her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428053
I hate everything, most of the things I hate are for no reason other than just because I want to hate everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428041
>Paizuri until you black out/die
>Holy presences make her tits swell up even more & lactate
>She can practically cum just from being milked
Best titty monster short of a full-on Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428063
My nigga!

[Anonymous No.]

Remove Succubi, behead Succubi, destroy all those who worship Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>Jinko holds a brick-breaking contest
>Jinko is a master martial artist, has yet to meet her match, holds the record for breaking bricks after breaking a stack as tall as she was in one chop
>Wurm waifu signs up
>Competition time
>Various MGs show up, some such as the local Hinezumi that runs a dojo put on very impressive displays
>Jinko wows the crowd by breaking a stack of bricks so tall she has to jump off a ladder to hit them
>Wurm's turn
>Wurm and her stack of bricks are no where to be found
>Friend of wurm directs everyone to go outside
>They go outside to find a stack of bricks almost as tall as the 5 story convention center the competition is being held at
>Wurm is on roof
>Gives a wave
>Jumps off
>Hits the first brick with her head
>Crushes it
>Proceeds to crush the entire stack of bricks into dust with her head
>She then breaks through the street and keeps going further down
>No one can see the bottom
>Jinko is inconsolable for days

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428002
Okay, now you're just taking my words and applying Poe's Law.
That,s rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428022
>Apophis Jafar
I'd make her my mayadere love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428076
You know I could beat a master martial artist if I used fucking construction equipment.

Wurms shouldn't get to compete in feats of strengths due to them being natural cheaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428076
>Jinko boasting about how it took her years of training with the greatest of masters to break bricks with ease
>The Wurm is awed by the Jinko's ability, saying that she grows up she wants to be the best brick breaker like her
>She even tries to break a brick in the same chopping motion the Jinko demonstrated
>The Jinko tells her that it's too dangerous without proper training
>But the Wurm breaks it in half with ease
>The Jinko stands there in complete shock while the young Wurm starts playing with the bricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427951
Post whatever you got, sounds relevant to my interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428083
I wonder how these events would be broken up. We separate men and women at sporting competitions due to differences in physical ability, but what about a world with MG? Would they do it by animal/mythological basis? Create some kind of tiering based on average ability?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428082
>>13428035
Starring Prince Aladdin
Aka, Prince Ali a-Bwaka

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428076
Pictured her doing this with that big retard smile that wurms always get. Laughed way too loudly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428103
It's not based off my fantasy. At least no the entire thing. It's just a small one page chapter I've started. Purple prose. You probably wouldn't like it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428076
>>13428090
>>13428107
Such is life for poor stupid Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428104
They better, otherwise we might get some Mayweather vs Pacquiao bullshit going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428111
Post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428022
>Hinezumi
>Replacing Cinderella's stepmother
Wait, is this a kung fu remake of the classic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428114
No bully.
http://pastebin.com/1umkrEKi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428113
>Getting into a boxing ring with a Lamia pro-boxer
>Proceed to hug her for 75% of the fight
>Maybe even 85 if she behaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428113
>>13428119
>Mayweather is a Yetti

Well she is brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428116
Naturally.
Only she can fit the glass belt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428112
Screw Wurm-chan, she's stupid and ruins everything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428122
Except Yeti's aren't nearly as unlikable or arrogant as niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428123
A glass belt seems like a very bad idea. And why would you need two belts made of glass anyways? This movie makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428112
Just going to point out only the last post you quoted even implied the wurm was stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428124
Wurm-chan and Moth-chan would make a great comedy duo.
With Moth-chan being the straight man who wants to say Wurm is wrong, but never quite says it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428127
i agree anon, but please don't start shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427229
Darkstalkers
is dead ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428129
Well what else would you use, some sort of frail glass slipper during the prince's martial arts tournament?
Who's her fairy god mother anyways.
It's probably that god damn cat fucking with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427229
Skullgirls has a few.
And the not-MGs aren't too bad either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428132
"Wurm-chan, what are you doing?"
>"I'm collecting trash for my hoard."
"Why are you gathering trash for your hoard?"
>"Because Anon once said to me that 'One man's trash is another man's treasure.'"
"I-I don't...think that's..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428139
For what? Talking shit about the worst race?

While Africans have some kind of uniqueness and culture to them, niggers in Europe and America have literally nothing other than being a leech to their respective society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428152
anon, please not in /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428147
Gotta be a nekomata, since cheshires are kind of far from mist continent if we draw parallels with real geography.
Who is cinderella in this situation? Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428149
Fuck, that's cute. Stupid, but cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428154
Can't stop won't stop.

You're not imagining a Ghetto Yeti doing everything but hugging and being nice to people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428147
>Well what else would you use, some sort of frail glass slipper during the prince's martial arts tournament?
Actually, yes. This works just fine; it's like using chopsticks to block a punch; being able to be a thing what fights good while wearing glass fucking slippers without breaking them is totally noteworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428152
>>13428127

Go away /pol/ nobody likes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428005
They do not, for our home is is wherever we desire, whenever we desire. The Earth itself is our herald, for even the ground trembles as we approach, crying out for everyone foolish enough to stand in our way.

You may think yourself safe from us; calling us savages for making homes out of rides' backs and our hunt's pelts, but I assure you you will remember these words when the walls you hold so dear betray you, crushing you along with your thoughts that you could ever hide from us.

So go and run with your women behind your walls of stone. They will not protect you from the storm that approaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428141
>Darkstalkers is dead
>Just like Megaman
>Just like Viewtiful Joe
>They keep milking Chun-Li's tits for that Street Fighter money for all it's worth
Goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427229
Bloodborne has a Living Doll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428167
Liberal pls, don't you have some thugs to defend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428162
>You're not imagining
You're right. I'm not.
Why do you continue to do this to yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428162
>Yeti Talking street slang while givin bro hugs to everyone.

>>13428159
I was about to say Himezumi was Cinderella but then I remembered the keyword of Stepmother, so I suppose semi-timid Jinko would work.

>>13428166
While that is an impressive feat, I can't stop imagining the slipper shattering on a kick and sending the shards into someone's face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428162
>"'EY YO NIGGA, YOU LOOK SAD AS FUCK!"
"I kinda feel like being alone right n--"
>"QUIT CRYIN' BITCH, I'MMA HUG THE OUTCHU!"

I'm not sure if this is heartwarming, hilarious, or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428173
Yeah. She acts as your firekeeper in this game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428187
Definitely both. Would love to see that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428162
>Yeti doing everything but hugging and being nice to people

Then it isn't a yeti, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428186
>Semi-timid Jinko who dresses like a dirty houseboy by day
>Dresses in an absolutely girlish princess ball gown by night at the ball
Mmyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428186
>I can't stop imagining the slipper shattering on a kick and sending the shards into someone's face.
Which is exactly what the audience would imagine the entire time too, but then she doesn't do it because of Kung Fu magic. See?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428195
I'm sorry, I didn't know personality makes a person.

I guess I have to call every wigger an African American now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428149
"Wurm-chan, what are you doing in that water fountain?"
>"Picking up pennies and putting them in this jar."
"Why would you do that?"
>"Anon told me 'A penny saved is a penny earned."
"U-uh... I think that means... something else...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428192
More like Maiden in Black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428187
I wonder what her opinion on fighting games are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428213
Best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428162
>ghetto Yeti
I want to see a rad 90s Yeti snowboarder who uses late 80s early 90s pop culture references

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428222
Well, I need to go fap now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428186
The Prince's mystery of "Who is this mystery girl I fell in love with" is solved in a different way in this story: A kicking contest.

See, when the clock struck midnight, and Cinderella had to leave, the Prince tried holding her up to keep her at the ball.
Not wanting to risk being discovered as a dirty rags girl, she did the only thing she could think of to get him out of the way and keep him from finding out her secret.
She kicked him in the face with her strongest kick and knocked him the fuck out.
The Prince, having a mild masochistic streak about him, woke up with a new mission to have every maiden in the neighboring towns kick him in the exact same way this Jinko did that night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428225
Please, anon, stay a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428222
I just... I can't do it. I can't fap to the Maiden in Black. She's too sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428225
Shame the artist went from a great doujin to a completely garbage one.

exhentai.org/g/530802/147aa1112f/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428222
Why doesn't she have eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428246
They were burned during the war.
Actually, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428246
Something about keeping her power limited or something if I remember.

She is the most powerful demon after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428252
Demon of what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428256
Demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428256
Demon of semen
A semen demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428216
She shit talks people in online matches all the time, and she mains Zangief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428252
So she's literally got the typical chuuni explanation of:
>You cannot see my eyes, for this is a limiter of my true, terrible power
Except real, and actually makes sense?
Strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428261
Is she more annoying than LTG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428262
I think so, however I could be completely wrong and it's never quite explained.

At least she's not like the slime lady boss you fight shortly after the tutorial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428229
Great now I'm just imagining the wicked stepmother Himezumi just staring daggers at a sheepish Jinko who has to pretend she didn't knock out the prince with her father's secret kick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428263
Oh yeah, I remember that.
When she got owned by a scrawny white kid who then in front of a whole crowd told her to suck his dick.

Then the hatefuck that happened later in his apartment...They're dating now, those two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428270
>dating the monster girl version of this faggot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv-nB0G5xj4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428270
I don't understand hatefucking. How do you even get to that point with someone you don't like?

By that right, I should be fucking every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428269
>Pretend she didn't knock out the Prince
>She tries to hide her face beneath her newsboy hat, disguising herself as a boy the best she can
>Until the Hinezumi stepmother yanks it from her, scolding her about showing proper respect to the Prince
>Upon seeing her face, the Prince slightly recognizes her, her charming face, her slim figure, her youthful voice
>He then asks her to kick him to confirm his suspicions. He even demands it after she initially declines

She lives happily ever after, with a Prince whom she managed to give a bloody nose without getting beheaded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428286
easy, just imagine a very annoying and coy cheshrie that has been annoying you for the whole day.
Then Imagine yourself shoving her face down into a pillow, yanking her tail up and slamming balls deep into her, just hate fucking her while she mewls and all you see is a haze of lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428275
I mean, she mellows out afterwards. Like any standard arrogant tsundere character does after getting their shit kicked in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428286
Your brain says you hate them, but your genitals say that they're fucking hot. You both proceed to try and assert dominance in the most primal way possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>"GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM, HUMAN."
>"HAVE YOU COME TO DEFEAT ME AND TAKE AWAY EUROPA FROM CRETE?"
>"YOU WILL FIND SUCH TASK MUCH MORE DIFFICULT THAN YOU THOUGHT POSSIBLE..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428290
But anon, you forgot the 3 on one brawl while the stepmother/sisters refuse to let the prince go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428302
Sorry anon, but the minute you willingly stick your dick in the monster girl version of Low Tier God you no longer have any right to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428275
That video made me cringe so god damn hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428275
>WOOOOOOOW IT'S 90 DEGREES OUTSIDE? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
>OK SO THANKS TO MY TWITTER FOLLOWERS APPARENTLY I'M SUPPOSED TO GO TO SNOWY REGIONS
>HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WARM HIM UP IF HE'S WEARING A HEAVY COAT?
>BUGGED HUG MECHANICS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428300
But I like Cheshires. How would I even get her naked? Under what circumstances?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428307
Looks like the giant statue boss from Shining Force 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428322
>WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T RAPE HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET?
>WHAT'S THIS BULLSHIT ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY, WHY WON'T THIS ASSHOLE FUCK ME?
>SO I LOOKED UP A GUIDE AND APPARENTLY I HAVE TO GET HIM TO LIKE ME FIRST.
>HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?
>THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, WHY THE FUCK DID I EVER THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA, I'M TOO GOOD TO BE DOING THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428317
Fair enough argument.

[Anonymous No.]

Alrighty guys, it is time for tonight's challenge.
Since last night mystery box was a dark kumiho sorceress I shall use a dark MG as your step mom.

This nights challenge shall be rather difficult, so pick wisely as I will reveal what type of wife they become after you pick!

Your Step Mom is a dark priestess who left the church after marrying your dad, she and youi dad have had about 5 kids since they married 10 years ago, so all of your sisters are way younger than you , so no sister option this time.
The great Shirohebi Seer (yes she gets around alot) comes to you on the night of the full moon and informs you that tonight 4 MGs will approach you and the one you choose to go out with will become your wife.

Option 1# She knows of a rather unusual MG that you have been friends with since before your father married the dark priestess, she is a tiny litle mouse girl, Hyper, speaks her mind, always likes spending time with you, and you were the only person she ever told her dark secrets too , she is loyal, loving (tiny 4foot 3 inches) , love the touchy feelie stuff. her parents own a small shop and if you marry, she would want you to help her take it over.

Cont)
<cute mouse girl pic .jpg>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428327
It is a gender-bent version, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428328
That first part sounded like the average Ushi-Oni.
Up until "I'm too good to be doing this."
Then it started to sound like a mojyo Oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428333
I've got a sword that can do damage to her, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428325
>How would I ever get her naked?
Seriously?
She probably vanished her own clothes the second you pulled your dick out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428325
>get her naked
>not just doing straight clothed sex
She probably doesn't even wear panties since she goes invisible.
Just yank her short skirt up and jam it in while listing off each thrust as punishment for something she did today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428330
Option #2
The Oni princess
This Oni you have known since grade school, unlike most Oni you know she is really good at studying and is very responsible, she is huge to you, but short by her race's standards (6 foot 6 inches).
Her parents own a small but successful distillery and her dream is to take it over, she knows you hate living with yer parents and if you marry , she would have you work for her .

<cont>
<pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428347
Option 3 The weird mystery box.

No robot devil crap tonight.

<spooky image.jpg>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428341
>>13428345

You're not understanding. Why would I be pulling my dick out if I was pissed at her? If some bitch is giving you sass, do you pull out your dick? No, you tell her to fuck herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428347
>she is huge to you
>6'6"
Nigger how small do you think people here are.
I'm 6'2", no way in hell is that huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428350
Well, I guess the mystery box is worth a go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428353
Porn Logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428355

Pretty much this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428353
>No, you tell her to fuck herself.
See, what you're doing is asserting yourself over that cunt and fucking her instead. and yes, as >>13428357 says it is the epitome of porn logic, though you see it in Hollywood too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428355
6'4" master race here.

Anon who made the post is obviously a manlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428353
What better way is there to wipe the smug off her face and make her stop chiding you than by fucking her until she's a a lewd mess of ahegaoing fur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428347
I choose Oni, I don't care for booze, but at least we wouldn't have to worry about keeping her supplied with it.
I swear to god if the mystery box is an Ushi-Oni, I will not hesitate to run off and elope with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428350
Option #4
The CC.
Down the road is an antiques shop run by an older wise Christmas cake Dragon woman , of a type of dragon you have not seen before. The shop seems old and she tells you its been in her family for years, she often has to travel to find new items for her shop. She takes great pride in finding obscure and rare items for her clients, She has stated she would like a husband who would help her run the shop when she is away, and 'maybe a child or 3'


those are the 4 choices, you may now choose whom you would like to ask out this night of the full moon, I will do the mystery box reveal in about 10 mins along with the results of the girls you picked

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428366

Why I want a dragon waifu that's at least 7feet tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428307

Are you blushing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428355
I made a typo I meant 7 foot 2 inches,
converting from metric fail sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428375
>Indiana Jones CC Dragon waifu
This. All other choices can eat a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428330
I wan the mouse. gibe mouse plz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428375
I'll take the not so tall Oni I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428365
>>13428367
Well, if we're going by the assumption that the Cheshire simply has the day off and has decided that I, for whatever reason - maybe she has fetish for short, unathletic guys - am the target of her assault. So she follows me around, being intolerably lewd and spouting bullshit to rile me up. Of course, it's useless trying to get her to fuck off because of invisibility and teleportation.

Finally enough is enough and I just throw myself on the ground and tell her to do her worst. By giving up and prostrating before her, she'd either enjoy her prey or decide the fun is done and leave me be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428375
I'm a gamblin' man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428347
I guess I'll take the Oni.
Breweries/Distilleries smell like ass, but I suppose it's worth it if it means I can get some Oni pussy.
Mouse girl would be enticing if she wasn't so short, Dragons aren't my thing, and I don't feel like risking the mystery box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428395
That's why you grab her tail when she doesn't pay attention and yank it, just that pain and sensitive spot and vulnerablility will keep her visable and stunned enough for you to Jam it in.

This shit ain't rocket science

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428330
>your sisters are way younger than you

I can wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428395
>Giving up and offering yourself up to her.
>Not grabbing her, pinning her to the wall, spreading her legs, and going balls-deep for the next six hours until she's pregnant with your children.
You're no fun

[Anonymous No.]

Night Anon's, keep on keeping on and don't burn down the thread.
Gardening was made by the devil. Plant girls are OK but I detest gardening and yard-work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428375
This one sounds interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428423
Oh god, the Hellpups have gotten into the oil barrels and dynamite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428330
>>13428347
>>13428375
Mystery box time
Option #3 : Mom made a phonecall
Your mom was worried about you not having sex so she called a friend of hers to send her daughter over (they had been planning this for sometime) and she knew the night of a full moon would make for some serious fun.
It is an apop, yes a grape snake. noble regal and graceful She is very intrested in you as she was told you actually liked lamia types and weren't afraid of the bad image her species gets, being as its the full moon and her inhibitions are lowered she wants to go out and start speed dating with you.
Her parents are rather wealthy and she is pursuing a career as a Tax accountant and wants to start her own firm when she finishes university.
She is thrilled her mom and your step mom arrainged this meeting as she never has time to date or find someone as her schoolwork eats all her time, not to mention most people (guys) are afraid of her.

If you picked the mystery box, Congrats you have a loving loyal hard working Apop wife who will have several children with you and encourage you to goto university to learn skills to help with her own firm.

<Sexy Apop pic.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428422
Good technique, eh MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428375
Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428416
>>13428422

She has claws and chances are she's stronger than I am.

Besides, I don't want children. I'm poor enough as it is. I'm also not a 'dominant' person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428431
>grapesnake
Fuck. Well, I guess it could have been worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428395
>You will never have a Cheshire classmate who admits her feelings for you in the most strange way
>Mostly by using her mind-boggling ability over illusion and persuasion to create a scenario similar to that one time Meryl got possessed by Psycho Mantis

>"Hey~...Do you like me? Do you?"
>"Hey~. You want to bury it in someone, don't you?"
>"Why not let me take care of it for you?"
>"Come on. Hurry. Make love to me~."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424386
>>13424415
>>13424419
>>13424476
>>13424479
Can I have sex with a tanuki without being indebted or tricked by her? Just plain old seduction or open honesty. I have no reason to say no to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428431
I'm Ok with this.

>>13428429
Do we actually lock things here?
How are we still in business?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428431
Yes. I was waiting for this moment.
I was BORN for this moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428439
Not dirty enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424419
Well there's a problem with that
My knees are already broken
Therefore you cannot break my knees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428437
>anon is weaker than a Cheshire

There is not enough what the fuck in the world. What, do you have that "glass bones" disease or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428443
We're not actually a day care service, we're involved in the drug trade and use monster girls to help make and ship product along with selling military grade weapons to African warlords.

We're actually a bunch of scumbags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428330
The Mousegirl.
She becomes a rather happy vanilla housewife for you, she is more than happy to help you run the shop 12 hrs a day 6 days a week while helping raise the 6 mouse girls you will have with her.
Your life will be very busy, but filled with lots of loving family time.

>>13428347
The Oni is a very demanding wife, she insists you work hard for her and rewards you for it, she has you start from the bottom of the company sweeping and cleaning and working your way up so you learn every step of the process (no master it) , she tends to work too much and you need to go and stop her and get her to relax, you become her ground, her happy time, she eventually gives you and her 3 wonderful Oni children and the buisness expands over time making you both quite rich.

>>13428375
The Dragoness yes, she is every bit the Indiana jones laura croft type in finding obscure items. at first she insists you stay at the shop while she goes out to find the items, but over time as she teaches and trains you she starts to let you go on great adventures with her around the world, she will eventually have 2 children with you and your business will always be able to support your great adventures and give you decent money left over.

Hope you enjoyed tonights version

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427394
I'm going agree with this Anon >>13427414

And I'm the faggot in question. I think my stuff is moderately amusing at best. That's all I'm really going for most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428441
Can you?
That's the fun of MGs and headcanon. Whatever you want exists. Why let others tell you how to live your fantasy?

Perhaps it's just a friendly, local Tanuki businessowner. She's got her own shop and she's looking for another set of hands. Maybe you're still in college or whatever and want a part-time job for some extra cash. You manage to land the spot and work with her. It's a decent gig, she's sweet on you and the work is pretty easy. Money isn't bad either. Over time she starts to fluff you with her tail. You think it's a joke at first, but really, she just doesn't know how to approach younger men.

Then one night, as you're closing up, she loses it and demands to know what you think of her, and old Tanuki like her. If you say the right words, she takes you right there on the shop floor.

And maybe, you wind up settling down and running the business with her, expanding and growing it and creating a lasting name. Something for your children to inherit.

>>13428458
Have you seen that ass, anon? She definitely lifts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428462
>6 tiny mouse daughterus
>dick_the_daughteru.mp4
I do like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428462
Wow that Oni sounds like a shitbird.

Guess It's divorce time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428459
Wait, we do what!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428468
Loli Ushi Oni.
Pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428462
>Oni wife makes me work my ass off
Well shit, at least I get to spend time with her at night
>She works too hard and I need to reel her in
Can do, she will relax and like it.
>3 kids
Gonna get raised right, I'll make sure they know that just because I'm smaller than them doesn't mean shit.
I'm gonna develop a Napoleon complex aren't I...
>Rich
My kids are going to have to work for their share, just like I had to, nice way to retire though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428479
Drug trade and weapons smuggling using cute monster girls.

You didn't hear me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428482

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428494
Kinda missing the Ushi here.

But very nice all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428494
I really think you need glasses, I am 99.997% sure that is NOT an Ushi-oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428493
Oh, Ok.
Do we have a dark matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428494
Nigger that's no spidercow.
She's as strong and rapey as one, but she ain't one.

[TK No.]

http://pastebin.com/JDUHdFFf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428423
At least you don't have to deal with lewd hyper loli Porcs constantly trying to eat your pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428511
Should have waited til you had more to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428512
I would be confused about why they are trying to eat my pants but it beats yardwork
Three sundays of hole digging. This is my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428470
>old
Dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13424950
Anon I can respect that. They are indeed fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428519
Then I shall pick her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428511
Hm. That is pretty short, but some of your other stuff looks good. That Yeti, Shark, and Dullahan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428518
Because they try to eat everything. Everything. I give them food then walk around to check on the rest of their pen then they ignore the food to follow me around and try to eat everything I slightly move. Pretty much everyday they're trying to eat my pants or my shoes, they used to be terrified when somebody got within 20ft, now they can't get enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428511
I think you could make something out of this if you wanted, but right now it's barely a stub.

By the way, I really enjoyed your shark girl story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428470
>lifts
>being weaker than a cardio bunny

The Viking Of Disapproval Looks In Your Direction.

[Anonymous No.]

male tsundere with female yandere is best pairing

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if the Shirohebi Seer came to see you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428542
Mr Krabs says: Tsundere is always shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428543
Have her direct me to the nearest Fallen God church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428543
Ask if I could hold her hand.
(plz no bully)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428546
Not when the guy is tsundere, no.
Especially not when he's more specifically a thugdere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428543
See if she knows where the nearest unmarried Lich is.

[Anonymous No.]

http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/youkai-shoujo-monsuga-r11767
New chapter. New girl a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428552
ALWAYS.
SHIT.
ALWAYS.
SHITSHITSHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428543

Invite her inside for a snack inside, inquiring as to why she visited me

This will be my undoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428558
>batoto
Nah. Thanks for letting me now about this though, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still working on my skills and I don't stop by these threads as often anymore, but I wanted to submit a fanart for my fellow Papi-fags. Thanks for all the great art and stories!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428572
>implying there's something wrong with batoto

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428573
Thanks for the effort, anon. Face could be improved, but I quite like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428574
>deleting nana to kaoru and dozen of other ecchi manga because it's too lewd and objectifying to wymin
>nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428577
>Face could be improved
Let's be honest: There's a lot of things that could be improved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428572
>>13428574
A good number of people seem to dislike it. Is there a better reader site to use?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428573
I'm not a fan of the very rigid linework, but for what it is, it's quite nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428579
>deleting nana to kaoru and dozen of other ecchi manga because it's too lewd and objectifying to wymin

For real??

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428579
Leave it be, bud. I purposely didn't reply myself because this isn't the place.

>>13428581
I don't read things online, mostly, and when I do I use a shitty one that watermarks over batoto. I wish Mangatoshokan was still around, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428579
That annoyed me too, but it's not going to stop me from continuing to leech off their bandwidth for the stuff they still have. Not like they make any money off me with ad block plus running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428579
What? Why? Did the admins suddenly get SJW "girlfriends" or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428577
>>13428580
>>13428584
Thank you, and thank you for the honest feedback. Back to the drawing board!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428586
>Mangatoshokan
We both do. I also miss onemanga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425682
Where's she from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428586
>>13428593
>mangatoshokan
>onemanga
Feels bad, man. Onemanga was the best.
Recently mangapark and co. dodged the same fate. I nearly despaired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428441

>You will never learn Krav Maga from your old, ex-mossad, CC Danuki neighbour when she sees how badly those other kids (with their fancy Kitsune dojo) have been roughing you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>A chesire will never fuck you up the ass using her big fat barbed strap on because chesires don't have penises

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428605
It's still haram for this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428605
Please no. My diet has been shit lately and I started bleeding again the other day. Can't even think about butt stuff, let alone THAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428605
>Barbed strap-on
That just sounds unpleasant. Biological you could make an argument for the feeling of, but plastic barbs? That'd just be bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428611
Not being able to butt stuff when you really want to butt stuff is the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428603
Those two sites are responsible for me being here if I think about it. They are what took me from watching anime on Toonami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428614
I am unable but also unwilling, so it works out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428605
2/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428621
Well okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your waifu's favorite type of pizza and toppings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425791
Same here Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428632
Peppers.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make nutella ice pops in a Yukki Onna's pussy.

I think I'd sell them too.

It's a perverse kind of feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428632
Pineapple and Pepperoni, just like me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428632
Maximum cheese coma attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428632
Extra pepperoni and bacon all day motherfucker.

Supreme is good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428638
I am suppressing the urge t vomit, I am not joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428637
Is the Yuki-Onna your waifu, or just a business partner?

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters grills will still NTR fellow MGs if they really like the guy because they are sentient beings and does not solely function by instinct alone. All the more interesting if both aggressive MGs(Oni, Dragons, Ushi-oni, etc.) have their eyes set on the same guy.
My main point is MG catfight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428644
Friend, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428646
Hi Todd, I've missed you. No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428643
Fuck you faggot, that's the best flavor, sweet and spicy

My waifu will fight your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428653
>liking pineapple under any circumstances

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428653
You're oversimplifying it
It's the taste of the pineapple that makes it disgusting
Don't get me wrong, pineapple is fine, just not on pizza.. With meat and stuff like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428653
>letting your waifu come to harm
>not fighting me yourself

Shit husband. Shit man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428632
Pepperoni. Or semen.

[Anonymous No.]

What would your Holst waifu say to you eating a fat juicy steak in front of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428661
>Not liking a fruit so great it can be used as a home

>>13428663
It tastes perfectly fine and contrasts well with the taste of Pepperoni

>>13428664
My waifu is strong enough to protect my smile and honor. I bet your waifu is some small weak loser who can't even protect your smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428665
For whatever reason I had forgotten this was a ting with MGs. I don't think I could defile pizza that way, even for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

The day comes that the MGs invade, their troops are everywhere, you look outside expecting to see Dark elf troops, ushi oni, anything, but see this
How the hell would you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428647
Well alright then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428669
Would probably ask me to share it if she didn't have any of her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428674
With my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428674
Toss myself at her feet and surrender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428674
PYON

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428674

Rabbit season

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428674
I lay outside in a naked apron along with a table set with cakes and all to welcome the troops and accept their dominance, and hope some lusty-yet-repressed Dark Elf CC General takes her frustrations out on me, and then takes responsibility!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428674
I invite her in and bully the fuck out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428670
>protect your smile
>this faggot is a pineapple pizzaneer

Is there anything about you that is not irritating?

>>13428669
The same thing I'd say if someone ate an orangutan steak in front of me, "who gives a shit?".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428674
Fight, they're still the enemy, no matter how cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428684

Duck Season!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428674
Wonder why she's even out in the middle of nowhere. Ask her why she's out in the middle of nowhere. Possibilities from there include acting like rabbits, shooing away, and firefight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428674
It depends on what she wanted in this scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428679
>>13428680
>>13428685
Race traitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428674
Take me some prisoners of war, nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428674

Like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VNL8T4tbnM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428680
>>13428681
>>13428685
>"Yay! I caught someone, I am a hero, want to take turns questioning each other?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13425864
No, you aren't the only one. It's an adorable talking cat!

Anon, you have taken the words right out of my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428700
You're goddamn right I'm a traitor. I just want to make the nice girls happy, is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428700
>traitor
>Implying I was ever on your side to begin with
You can't betray the side you're not on, you dip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428709
Oh i'd PYON her so hard...

[Anonymous No.]

You have got to be shitting me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiFlMspJvN0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428709
Of course, whatever you say mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428696

FIRE!

[Anonymous No.]

>"You w-would l-love to do this for me???, I have never had anyone do this for me before......"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428717
What the fuck is this? Is this entertainment these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428714
Disowning one's race is considered treachery in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428709
Sure new-mistress! My first question is what are you going to do to a naughty weak human boy like myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428709
Sure. Heroes are All nice and considerate, right? So I can go first. This is how I'll do my questioning:
http://i.imgur.com/mdY7dwe.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428674
I didn't know bunnies had a voice. Skip to 1:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCEMFERDdA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428732
She'll put a carrot in yer butt.[/spoler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428712
Nothing, I just wanted to lay down the truth.
Do whatever makes you happy man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428646
It's not NTR if they are sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426201
Best end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428743
Get those boats outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428743
I don't want to be a faggot but google and iqdb didn't give me shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428729

Don't be so dense. That wasn't actually from Jimmy Fallon, just a DJ who edited some clips together for the intro to his music.

Depending on whether or not you like that type of music defines it as "entertainment."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428729
Nevermind the music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428756
>That wasn't actually from Jimmy Fallon
Really!? I had no idea considering it was 100% obviously not!
But seriously I'm talking as in that style of music and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully Yeti by giving her hover hand hugs only!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428764

Then say "music." Who the hell refers to music as "entertainment"? It just doesn't sound right in speech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428767
>Who the hell refers to music as "entertainment"
Literally everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428772

"Hey man, you listening to this entertainment right now!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428766
You gonna get forcibly hugged if you tease her like that, you fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428779
Don't be an ass. If you don't understand the English language that's your own problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428779
>/mu/ - Entertainment

[Anonymous No.]

I sure do like Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your favorite Entertainment? I really like heavy metal entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428766
I like the idea of MGs no permitting betaness.

>Why are you standing so far away? Come closer silly! There, isn't this better? Just put your hand on my hip and hold me close. Why are you so nervous, never touched a girl before? Nothing bad's gonna happen. I...wouldn't mind if you wanted touch me more. Here, don't be shy. Feels good doesn't it? Want to do it more? Go ahead, I'm not going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428787

I'd like to think we're just poking sticks at each other in the spirit of fun.

Let me offer you an "olive branch"

Here's some busty foxes and a busty Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428787
No, after reading that sentence, I agree with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428795
Fuck you, fluggy is shit, scales is superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428749
Ok, here is more monster girl related pic

[Anonymous No.]

For you dragon lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428798

>fluggy

Alright, that shit made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428801
White Dragons are pure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428800
Google failed, name please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428793
Of course this is what they'd do.

Unless they're the really shy sort, like a Nightmare. And even then, she'd just influence your dreams until you were confident enough to act on them in the waking world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP8QdFttugg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428779
"Hey man, what entertainment you are watching/playing/reading at the moment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428819

Well Monstergirls of course! I'm reading some serious Monstergirl entertainment right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>"Sup faggot, want to join me? I picked up some cool new entertainment to play."

[Anonymous No.]

Its still shitposting even if you're being ironic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428829

Let's play Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN8xFUPirec

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428829
I like a Gazer with fat eye stalks.

[Anonymous No.]

I just went to the entertainment theater to watch the new Avengers entertainment, it was probably the best entertainment i was entertained by all year

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428829
Only if I can touch the fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428832
What's wrong, anon?
Are you not entertained?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428832

Which is why we need to get along. Hugs all around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428837
Was it good? Better or worse than the first one?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to drink with her while sitting on the docks, with an old radio playing us some sweet entertainment while we chat with each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428846
Alright that was good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428829
I don't know much about video games. Is that okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428849
I'd prefer her suction pads to be a little smaller. They look like they would make full-body hugs less comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

Scans for "After-School Alice Tale".
Scanner decided to have autism so there's a fuck ton of noise and the cover is blurry with some weird yellow tint. I'll rescan these later once I fix it.

http://a.pomf.se/fukxbj.png - Cover
http://a.pomf.se/mixzrp.png
http://a.pomf.se/lleprl.png
http://a.pomf.se/hefoia.png
http://a.pomf.se/ajexoc.png - This one might look dark but I promise you it's even worse on the actual page.

That's all the images for the last two books. When I get time I'll scan all the text, rescan/clean up the image, and upload to exhentai.
No idea when that'll actually happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428860
>Jabberwock is white
Still, thanks for the new entertainment

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428853
She's definitely a good girl, but I don't like alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428853
>Not doing shots off her abs with the rest of her drunk Mermaid friends.

Mermaids are outta control.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Girtablilu to suck my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428810

And even if you started to have doubts she'd say the whole "I don't mind if it's you" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428860

> That carrot on the Hare

MahDrills.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428869
Fuck you. Okay, just, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428860
KC needs to just start doing porn. His girls are so soft. They deserve full-length sex scenes, not 1 picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428837
>watching capeshit shovelware №532
Disgusting
How many of that shit they did recently? 40 movies in 2 years? Fuck, every month there is new marvel movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428870
>not Cocaine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428877
Oni plz go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428860
That hare though. Them eyes.

>>13428871
I do too, after that one story.

>>13428878
Agreed. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428860
>Hare
Hilarious.
>Jabberwock
Dayum that's lewd.
>Dormouse
HOLY SHIT MY DICK JUST WENT INTO OVERLOAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428878

He just provides art for the books though. He doesn't actually write em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428878
Are we talking doujins porn or hentai porn?
Because I don't think I could handle that softness animated. Zankuro already has control over my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428860
That March Hare is STACKED.

[Anonymous No.]

Qué, ¿Es algo malo con mi danza de apareamiento ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428860
Who are you how and where did you get them?
I thought OtherSky is the only western guy who got his hand on MGE books, because KC only sells them on japan comic markets or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428890
>Zankuro already has control over my dick

Amen

http://a.pomf.se/orhkvf.gif

[Anonymous No.]

I am never going back to that new mall near the bad side of MGC again
They told me it was a rough part of town, but danm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428878
This. I really don't get why he hasn't done it already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428898
crayonfagonmexicanmonstergirl.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428860

>dem jabbermouths

Creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428898
>tfw you can't lose your Ushi-Oni stalker by hiding out in Monster Girl Mexico.

THAT DISGUISE ISN'T FOOLING ME SPIDER DEMON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428898
Damn, man. Good shit.

>>13428901
Oh god. Zankuro so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428860
Well, I can die happy now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428902
Those fucking elves!
Around elves, watch yourselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428899
Actually they're sold at MelonBooks (Other than a couple exclusives)

You can get them online pretty easily. I don't buy the LNs personally, since they're like 4 pictures and a lot of text I can't read, but I own copies of the MGE-1 and both World Guides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428902
But the area is good, its inhabitants healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428912

It's your fault for telling her you have a hog in your pants instead of asking where the library was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428899
Just asked around and eventually got directed to a scanlator in Japan who does forwarding.
Told him what I wanted off Melonbooks and he sent them my way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428860
>wonderland girls book
>mad hatter on the backcover
>no mad hatter story or pic
Fuck. Of course others are nice, but I wanted to see some high class sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428860
Where's the Alice? You said the would be Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428929
>hatter
>high class

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428930
No clue, ask KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428929
Those bits of skin on her wings bug me so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428860
>all the text, rescan/clean up the image, and upload to exhentai.
Bless you.

Now if only I could read Jap so I could read some of these.

Like the Anubis story from the first book. Really want to read that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428884
http://exhentai.org/s/f937e6d079/773977-4
I kind of want to try tracing and editing this lewd cumgargler into a Girtablilu, but I don't actually know how difficult that would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428933
Way classy than those sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428923
>Carpet pussy
>Health
Just how I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428933
These are not high class women. They are the women you find in the bad part of town at night, preying on young, naive men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428860
Noice
I wonder if Jabberfag is still alive or killed himself already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427386
>maybe not so much with Alp
Luckily for you he dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428956
Back up, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428956
She looks like she's going to whack my hands with that ladle when I reach for the cheeseboard she's put together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428949
>wanting to be a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428964
Trade a hand for some cheese? I'd say it's worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>"Dragonsluts are the worst, they're jsut gold diggers who are after a girl's hoard. Though lets be honest, Dragons are the worst reptile. Can they give full body hugs? No, they're just big bulky beasts that are stuck up and greedy. Fuck Dragonsluts and fuck the Dragons that just adore them for some reason. Why can't they handle a real Reptile girl?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428963
>doesn't update for a week
>complains about not being able to write
>pastes have been deleted
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428972
>Can they give full body hugs?
>What is the Wurm?
>What is the Ryu?
Lamia's I swear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428972
Begone Neetsnake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428972

>Can they give full body hugs?

What are wings?

Because dragons either have wings or lamia bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

For the hound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428972

Whoa whoa, now where are these feelings coming from?

Was there, possibly, a childhood experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428972

>That flab rolling over where the snakepart begins

Fucking disgusting. That's full blown fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428976
>Doesn't update for a week = dead
If you think that's dead, then you must think a month means they're buddy buddy with Hades

>Complains
That you can chalk up with writers block. Many people have gone through that

>Pastes have been deleted
But that's wrong, champ. They're all still there. and besides, that's the norm for Alpie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428989
>heterochromia

This needs to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428996
>all still there
There's five missing by my count.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Dark Fox goddess (demon)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428997

I agree.

I don't find it appealing. I like my girls symmetrical. The only exception is her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>Eh? a new face?
>Surely you're not lost in this terrible place~
>You want me to give you directions? I could, for a price~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426771
I'd worry about accidentally drowning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428972
I want to tease and deny a fat CC snake so that she rapes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429000
What, do you monitor his bin 24/7? I didn't know you were security
Nobody would've noticed that, champ. Relax

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429001

Depends.

Does she love me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428972
>lamia without rocking hips
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429006

GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTAH I AINT GIVEN YOU NO TREE FIFTY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429005
It's also a common trait on donut steel characters. It doesn't make them unique, it makes the artist have to reach for a different color for each eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429012
Oh sorry, didn't know you were a fanboy. No offense meant to your god. Goddess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13426791
You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428972
>SJW Landwhale MGs
Ugh. Please no. I don't even want to think about such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429006
>First two rhyme
>Last sentence doesn't
I wasn't expecting that to bother me as much as it did

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off psychofox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429023
She's only pretending to care about men so she can get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429020
Now you're reaching. When did I say I was a fanboy?
All I'm saying is no one would've noticed two a few pastes dissapearing in a sea of others unless they were monitoring it hourly. If you saw a group of, say, 400 Cheshire's in an auditorium, you wouldn't notice a few go invisible unless you counted them all every minute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429030

That's even worse.

I prefer honest girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429036
Being honest doesn't get boys to fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429023
Imagine her holding back tears as she complains about dragons on the net in her dark den with a huge triple-headed dildo distending her cloaca to the breaking point but not giving her the emotional fulfillment and love she's desperate for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429034
That doesn't make any sense. If I know something is supposed to be there and then it isn't when I go there, it isn't there. No need to monitor it every hour of every day, that's stupid and makes no sense.
And I can only assuming you're a fanboy because you got your panties in a knot over this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429043
But I'm not getting my panties in a knot. I'm just saying that no one would've noticed that
If he deleted a few stories then he deleted a few stories. It still doesn't mean he's dead. Like I said: This is the norm for Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428901
I still can't find ECM 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429038

Triple headed dildo?

How the fuck would you even use that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429034
>If you saw a group of, say, 400 Cheshire's in an auditorium, you wouldn't notice a few go invisible unless you counted them all every minute
I think I'd notice when my pants are suddenly around my ankles and my dick is covered in cat nip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429048
You keep telling yourself that, but after you get haunted by a grabby, needy ghost, you'll regret not listening to me and getting Ectoplasm insurance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429053
By time you'd notice that it would be too late because all the 400 Cheshire's are approaching you with the buggest grins on their faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429050
there should be a cracked version on nyaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429052
very carefully

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429052
I guess the vag and urethra parts would have to be extendable to get the anal one all the way inside first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428991
She was a Childhood friend of the Human Boy next door, and kept "Laying down hints", hoping he'd ask her out to the prom

Then that stupid Jabberwock slut swept him off his feet and asked him out and they ended up marrying. This caused her to hide in her room until she passed Christmas Cake age and gained pounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427198
I'll get buzzed and let her take advantage of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429054
Are you kidding? I'd be fine being haunted by a grabby, needy ghost. At least I'd have company
Besides, Ectoplasm insurance is messy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429068
>I'd be fine with Alpie's ghost moaning in my ear when I tried to fap
Okay dude, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429070
Oh. I thought you were just talking ghosts in general and not Alpie's ghost
Sorry, I got lost halfway through the conversation. I think the booze is kicking in now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429073
It's too late. That lazy bastard will leave ectoplasmic residue on your furniture, drink your beer and play your vidya during the day, and moan and play with shackles during the night. Your life is ruined.
Bad End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429054

You know how desperately I want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429080
God damn it. This is what I get for playing VN's drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429090
How can you say you love her if you won't even kiss and eat out her ash shadow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429098

I can and do say that because I would kiss and eat out shadow Yuuko.

My ultimate fantasy would be to have a three way with Yuuko and her shadow.

A harem of one girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429104
>three way with Yuuko and her shadow
Soft on your face and ash on your dick or vice versa? This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429112

Yes.

Just yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
I like here I live, so I'll pick homestay. Let's see what I get.

>Hellhound

I am completely okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

Are those time traveling ghosts from Natsu no Arashi monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427892
Such is the pain of life Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429132
Well, they're ghosts, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

G'day! Hornpolish salesman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427945
It's also their attitude. There's something just perfect about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429141
Well then I guess they count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429119
No. You have to pick one.
>Eat out ash Yuuko because you aren't afraid of her
>Creampie ash Yuuko because you love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427981
That's why you feed you monster girl plenty of meat before fucking. That way she doesn't get the post sex munchies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429150

However she climbs on top of me then, I'll let her decide which one of her goes where.

Seriously, she has two bodies but I only see her as one person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429150
>implying he won't do both

[Anonymous No.]

Harpy Birdwoman: Attorney at Law

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429163
>double blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
So either I get a qt sahuagin housemate or husbando'd by a crab
I'm okay with either really

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429170
Jill M. McGill is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429173

I would love that.

I would actually love any play. What you do isn't important, it's only that you do it with the girl you love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429182
How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429186

I don't think she poops.

Well, she can eat, but I doubt her body metabolizes it. Her appearance is frozen at her point of death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428470
An older tanuki that I'm working for seduces me after closing time. I like the cut of your jib Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429173
>Combined Yuuko that's halfway ashy and gets softer every time you cum on her face and she rubs it in like moisturizer
>You can let her get spooky whenever you want by only creampieing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429178
>Jill M. McGill
>McGill
>Gill
She's a Mermaid, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429197

She's not ashy, I don't know where you get that from. She's a shadow.

The less scared you are of her the less grotesque her appearance becomes, if you don't fear her at all she looks like normal Yuuko with darker skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429202
>normal Yuuko with darker skin
Brown Yuuko is great too, but I want some of that there scary boner missionary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429210

No, when I say darker I don't mean tanned. I mean darker as in her skin is a dark grey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429056
Guaranteed way to deter any horde of monster girls. Inform them that you've got a bad case of the runs and really need to go the washroom. All of them should hesitate. They don't want to take their chances after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428898
art by less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429234
Wonderful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429234
Why did you post a picture of a normal mexican guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429064

You can't let the deceptive tactics of other monstergirls change you.

You're not one of them. You love a human? You can go out there and get him.

You have to believe, you are good enough, you are smart enough, and dog-gonnit. Humans lust after you.

>This has been daily affirmations.

[Anonymous No.]

Thread's dead!? Must be time to make a new one!

Kidding!, just kidding!

What happen's if you manage to out-drink your Oni-waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429286
Realistically? You'd die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429286
You'd be extremely drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429300
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429301
Was getting intoxicated part of her plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429286
>bobcut oni
Extremely cute. I just wish she was flatter, then she'd be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429286
You'd wake up to find that she passed out on top of you, the empty bottles of alcohol strewn around your bed/couch/wherever on the floor
She'll be so impressed you out-drank her she'll cook breakfast before she goes for round 2
Which to your surprise, means she's going to fuck you until the alcohol comes out of your sweat and sperm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429308
>the alcohol comes out of your sweat
>Getting licked all over by a hungover Oni
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429301

>Beat her at Darts.
>Beat her at Pool.
>Beat her at Dice.

>She get's so frustrated, all she can think of if fucking her victory out of you/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429316
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT YOURSELF BEAT

WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429305
She is a big gril

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429322

Wasn't that the goal?

[Anonymous No.]

So Anons, what are you doing right now besides periodically checking in on these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429349
Watching a trailer for this really cool movie that'll come out next year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNuePAOoA_M

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429234
Now that I think about it, what's going on with her pedipalps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429349
Getting ready for a job that requires me to leave around 5:40 in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429358
It's already 6:10 you're late retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429349
Admiral shit. Starting on monthly maps now I'm finished with the event and have nothing to farm for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429359
Can you even time zones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429358

Good on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429349
Playing old shoot-em-ups from my childhood.
Namely Einhander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429358
>5 40
What job of job is that?
Graveyard keeper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429383
A cafe run by my family, it's a 30 minute drive roughly, so I show up at 6:20 and get things ready for breakfast and lunch. Gonna stop blogshitting now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429383
>Graveyard keeper?
Man, what would i have to do to be a job as a night shift graveyard guard?
It would be comfy as shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428898
>mfw when spanish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429368

That was one I always wanted to play, but never had the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429400
Get an emulator.
Play it.
Don't think about it. Play it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429393
Would be a dream job if monster girls were real. Zombies, ghouls, bats and the occasional stray werecat. I'd take that over being a neet any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429406

Thanks for the idea. It'd be a while since I've emulated. Last time I did was SNES stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429418
And if you were really lucky, a mausoleum used as a secret lab by a Lich, which further guards a gateway to an entire Undead Kingdom filled with even more undead and other MGs who live in the high-society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429353
Spider Yoga?

[Anonymous No.]

So I was thinking

Evolution has caused humans to develop a liking for the smell of burning flesh (since cooked meat is easier to digest) except when that flesh is human. In that case we usually find it disgusting. Our brains are capable of instinctively picking out the tiny variations in the smell that identify the source as human and make those differences disgusting to us in order to prevent the spread of disease through cannibalism.

But would that extend to monstergirls? If one was burned would she smell like burning human flesh, or would she smell like delicious barbeque?

I ask because I feel dark(?) comedy potential from the latter possibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429443
>Brand a holst
>Aw fuck, that smells good
>Lean in close to smell the burn
>Take a deep breath
>Maybe lick it a little bit
>All the while she's moaning in masochistic pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429443

You feeling like you want to get dark in here?

Sounds like you want some Kentucky Fried Cockatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429455

>Masochistic Holst

"Milk me! Milk me like the whore I am!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429455
>P'orc waifu comes home from the store charred
>Got in a fight with a lava golem over a parking space
>She smells like a freshly cooked rack of ribs
>Start rubbing Vaseline on her burns but keep getting distracted
>God damn she smells good
>Keep sniffing her
>She starts getting flustered
>Vaseline lubed sex with still-tender P'orc wife who smells like a barbeque pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429443
Nigga no. That just sounds wrong. There is no way that could ever be made to be at all, or in any way, even for dark comedy, anywhere close to or approaching a good idea-
>>13429455
Oh goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429478

Masochism is one thing.

But I will never burn my P'orc waifu for that smell of bacon.

That sweet smell of bacon. NO! Horrible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429234
Ay Caramba!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429482
>P'orc burns her hand while baking
>"smells great in here hon, and i was just thinking about making some bacon too"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429488

>Suck on her fingers while resisting the urge to bite. She's your waifu after all.

[Anonymous No.]

That Kraken lady who works at the fair is really nice! She always makes special these Takoyaki just for me. She doesn't even charge me for them!

She is a little creepy though. She watches me eat them really intently, with a strange expression on her face. I guess she just likes to see people enjoy her cooking.

Don't worry, they grow back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429500
It's like stalkers baking their pubic hair into things, taken to the next level.

Don't know how I feel about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this waifu / food fetishism
Barometz a best y'all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429498
>She squirms and grinds her thighs together as you suck on her burn.
>Sometimes you can't resist and bite down just a little bit.
>She twitches and moans.
>By the time you put the band-aid on, her shorts are soaked through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429500

>She's making you eat her children.

RUN AWAY! Go down to that P'orc barbecue eatery run by that girl we were just talking about!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429510
I think the real question here do her secretions also carry the scent of ham or bacon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429500
Nee-san, yamete!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429516
Sweat only. Anything further than that is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429516
Orange juice for a complete balanced breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427229
Outside of whats already been mentioned, Eroico, Petit Dungeon (all loli MGs) and Demon Master Chris (avoid if you don't like yuri)
and whilst technically not a MG game, Elona has a monstergirl sprite sheet, which funnily enough actually makes the game less weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429504
She just wants to get closer to Anon. As close as possible. His body will break down and digest her flesh and incorporate it into itself. They will finally become one. Forever. Her tentacles will hug him from the outside and her proteins will hug him from the inside. A true hug. No escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428860
These are incredible. If only we got a full doujin. I'd be able to die happy.

I hope we get a harpy or two for the next set of stories.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of a sentence will Holst-tipping land you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429512
What? No no, she's just feeding him bits of her tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429537
That depends on if you took responsibility after knocking her down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429537
"You must now be the father to her baby"
Provided you were very drunk when you did the crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>A buff P'orc girl slathers some sauce onto her toned belly and chest.

>"Who wants some barbequed ribs?" As she flexes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429537
You'll get off scott-free, but who knows. You might be sleeping in your bed when you get pushed off it, then turn around and "THAT'S CALLED BOY TIPPING! HA HA HA"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429537
Marriage. You break it, you buy it.

Fun fact: cattle rustling is still punishable by execution in the county I live in. Not that it's happened more recently than 100 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429549
I honestly forgot that movie existed until you just posted that

christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429537
24 hours in a locked room with her Minotaur onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429560
In which the bully becomes the bullied.

I'm not a bully or good at bullying, but can I still be locked in with her onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
>Homestay
>Girtablilu
naw, lets go for the gate

>P'orc, roll 6
>Ignis, roll 5
>Chesire, roll 6 again
>Druella, roll 1
sendhelp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429569
RIP in peppercorn you poor soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429560
I want to have a genki klutz Minotaur Onee-san. I want to be there to comfort her whenever she despairs of finding a man since she scares them all off.

I want to hug her and tell her I'll always be there for her. I want to constantly let my guard down around her, carelessly showing off the fit, well-muscled body I gained from keeping up with her antics.

I want to seduce her with my innocence and pure love.

I want to keep it up until she can't take it any more and rapes me. I want to tearfully demand she take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429540

Sounds dangerous. What if you gave her a reaction she didn't like?

"Could use a tad less salt."

>Immediate tentacle rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429573
manipulative slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429579
She would cut back on her sodium intake. He's obviously looking out for her health and suggesting she might be at risk for high blood pressure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429567
I'm sure she wouldn't mind volunteers.
>>13429573
>genki klutz Minotaur Onee-san
I didn't know I wanted this until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427229
Tobihime soon.
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/announce/=/product_id/RJ154397.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
>Homestay
>Baphomet
Do i get a free Wonderland Cake?

If not roll again
>Succubus ,5
>Khepri, 4
>Scylla, 1
Went better than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429596
>English for gays
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429582

Or she could be met with the reaction, "THIS IS FUCKING RAAAAW! ARE YOU A DONKEY!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429606
She would cry tho
She cooked her flesh up special just for him

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sandwiched between these two hideous monoeyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429644

Doesn't that mean you just want a human with four tits?

Because that sounds awesome.

I like women with four arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429652
The more the merrier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429644
I want to interlock my fingers with those of the one on the right as I ejaculate inside her disgusting monoeye vagina, having led her to believe I love her and want to marry her. While she pants on the bed in bliss and my seed penetrates her egg cell deep inside her, I'd hug her tight and tell her we'll be together forever. I'd keep up the act as our daughters are born and grow up over the years, and finally get their own children. Eventually she'd peacefully die in her sleep in my arms, still thinking I loved her deeply all this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429657
My limit for arms is 6.One pair to hug you with, another to wrap around your neck when kissing and the last pair to play with your junk. Any extra hands are just wasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429657

That, I mean, I'll try. But, maybe too many handjobs?

I don't want to end up crippled.

Maximum hugs and cuddling are welcome though.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing Nerdlords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429685
Hanging out here instead of reading The Gulag Archipelago in the warm afternoon sun in my backyard. Curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429685
Trying to farm up my last piece of marauder's

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429685
Playing Senran Kagura SV while keeping an eye on the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429685
Fapping to cartoon necrophilia.
http://exhentai.org/g/811015/60a8184a92/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429685
bumrushing my daily orders i let stack up over the last 3 days because2lazy on PSO2

[Anonymous No.]

Discuss this cute pundead master of jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429703
She's in my opinion the best piece of OC the threads have come up with and I wish good things would happen to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429703
I want to have gentle vanilla sex with her while she makes sex jokes to calm herself down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429705
I agree
I hope hobos treat her good in-between their intense gangrape orgies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429705
We need happy fireside sex with Charon. Say no to hobo rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429725
>hobo shaming
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428898
>>13429234
...ARACHNOTAUR IS PLEASED.

ON THIS NIGHT OF NIGHTS YOU SHALL BE VISITED BY NOT 1 BUT THREE DIFFERENT USHI-ONI, EACH WITH A DIFFERENT STYLE OF FANCY SPIDER MATING DANCING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429750
Waltz, Macarena and Polkka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
I enter the gate.

>Doppelganger
Doppelganger a qt, but for the sake of adventure i'll go on.
>Nightmare
>Ignis
>Living doll
>Alp
>Barometz
Rolled a two

Not a bad fate, I rather have a regular weresheep though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749
>werebat
This is definitely my choice, but lets see what I get the other way
>harpy
Yeah, definitely bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427880
"No headpats for you tonight!"

Or if I want to be cruel:

"No steak tonight, we'll be eating veggies instead."

Either choises will result in me giving in at the end anyway, I've got too much of a good heart to punish/bully. Assuming she doesn't pounce me before I can do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427880

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427880
>taming

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427811
>>13427867
>>13427880
>>13429802

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428423
Nightwatch 1-1 copies all. We'll report back at 0600 hours, out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429685

Finished watching Maximilian's Twitch stream, now watching his buddy play the new Guilty Gear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429685
Planning on writing, not writing, watching movies instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427749

>Choosing home stay

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sea_Bishop

*sign* Could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429850
Would you hide her silly hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429697
Smegma is fucking nasty.
I will never understand why japs think girls eating that shit is sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429855
Now that you think about it. The hat is kinda awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427448
Late to the party, but there might be other communities mentioning your stuff without you knowing. I was browsing another monstergirl site a few months ago and saw them mentioning my stories from the blogs. They were actually pretty harsh about them too, it goes to show that this place is actually gentle with its writefags compared to a few other sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429500
There's a squid that drops its tentacles whenever it gets scared. They even thrash around like lizard tails.

I always wanted to see that on a shy scylla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429349
Writing. Well, trying to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429862

I searched my name once and found people reposting it on the wiki. They were actually kinda nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429349
playing hearthstone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429868

Shit's tough .tight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429870
>on the wiki
Not bad, I've found my pastebin mentioned on /rk9/ before somehow. Views were...mixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429874

See how hard it is write?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429870
Just tried mine. 10,600,000 hits. Should have known better, too generic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429888

*to write

God Damn It!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429892
Funnily enough my real, full name turns up 13,000,000.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428809
Get 4chan X and reverse search the image. It was very easy for me to find.

Source is: Makai Ryuugaku!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429901
I use to look down on people who couldn't recognize any given H artist from their style. Then I realized it's actually pathetic that I CAN.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a Hathor believer. Who believes her milk will be the sweetest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429862
>>13429870
So who are you mugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429907
No anon, neither is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429893
Words can't begin to express it. Give it a whirl, see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429829
That won't happen anon. The hellhound will smell what your intention is. So she wouldn't harm you.

She might either turn it into a little game or she might just ruffly rape you. She might or might not cuddle you afterwards if you apologize and give her headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429912
No sweetness here, only a rapeface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429912
>you will never be a wizard and enchant your holstaur to lactate chocolate milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429907
Don't worry about it anon. Everyone has their things. Being able to recognize bits from some certain show, book or whatever is the same as you being capable of recognizing artstyles.

It just means that you are interrested in it. And probably have quite a libido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429944
>wizard
>with a holst
This won't end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429921
As if we're going to attentionwhore like that. I didn't just put my own name into google, I looked for other writefags too out of curiosity.

It turns out Anonymoose is popular with a namefag on /monster/ but few writefags from here get mentioned by other places in general. I'm surprised Lanternon or Penywise aren't mentioned by them considering they are generally the better writefags we have. In any case I wish I didn't look up my own name now, because either anons here are too polite to tell me how shit I am or that other place had higher standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429944
If you just wanted a big chest with chocolate milk, why not just give an Ushi-Oni holst milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429958
Oh you cheeky bastard. Now I want to know who you are even more.
If you don't tell, I'll send smoke signals to Creeper-kun and he'll track you down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429954
I love that image. We need more crazy rape holsts in both writing and art. Just look at that fucking face, its pure fearboner material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429874
A little bit. I just need to find some time to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429954
>>13429966
Sweet, docile girls going rape-mode is my fetish.
Also Rape-mode girls going sweet, docile cuddledom.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you stay in touch with your waifu while you're apart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429927
>>13429933
>>13429944

>A Holst takes you and starts pounding into you.
>You can't get away.

"You can't do th-OOW!"
"You're not going to get away with thi-OWW!"
"You'll get cau-OOW!"
"They're gonna find you and make you pa-OOW!"
"OWW"
"OWW"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429979
This is a very dumb image
I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429954
Always have sex with your holst at least once a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430005
>once a month
>not erry day
I mean come on, why wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430008
Too busy dealing with IRL shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430008
Soul is willing
But body is battered and bruised.

[Anonymous No.]

The sun is rising. What lewd things would you do to your sun waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430060
I would praise her and drink lots of Sunny D with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430060

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430060
I'd make an eclipse with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430067
Lies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430060
I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugar-y and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

[Anonymous No.]

ded
I blame Pepper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430080
>somewhere in another universe some retarded wurm is rubbing herself to the thought of you

I feel violated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430060

As the sun does, rise?

Ugh, I need to hit up Charon for my pun classes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430060

>TFW you've worked nights for four years straight.
>TFW you're body's so chemically fucked up because of it that sunlight does nothing but burn your eyes and make you drowsy, quiet and moody and you can only really function properly at night.
>TFW you are litterally the most ill-suited person for any sun waifu.

Feels bad, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430194

That did dawn on me, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430198
But you'd be a perfect undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430067

Jokes on you! Plenty of Anons love me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430060
>fuck the Sun
>ntr her with Proxima Centuri
>double ntr them both with Bernard's star

You can't stop me, faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430198
Pay it no mind, brother. We'll have the last laugh when the daywalkers all come down with skin cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430211

Anon, we've talked about this; what they did to you behind that dumpster Sacramento had very little to do with love.

Please get help, there's a lot of people worried about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430221
But then the other stars will find out and send VY Canis Majoris to pelviscerate you.
Death by stellar snuu snuu isn't pleasant, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430226

She-she-she just told me to imagine about fluffy things!

Ahahahahaha...AHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430245
First we monstergirl'd the planets.
Now we're monstergirling the stars.

When will this madness end?
I hope Virgo Supercluster-senpai notices my local cluster.

[Anonymous No.]

When's the last time you licked her abs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430271
Never

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430269
Now now anon, let's not get ahead of ourselves. Andromeda nee-san wants a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430245
I want VY Canis Majoris to demand I call her big sister while she works out how to dominate me without engulfing the entire solar system

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430271
Never, it's probably all sweaty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430276

Why don't you want to make her happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430080
Yeah, this is roughly the grammar level I'd expect from a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430284
Because it's gross!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be sacrificed to an elder dragon that is revered as a God by the nearby human kingdoms, only to find out she's a lonely CC who wants someone to cuddle at night like a daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430284
Caterpillar cuddles are no joke, I've had lots of them wrap around my finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430271

That lamia made me think she had something literally going through her her head.

Would definitely lick abs though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430291
This would work better with a Lava Golem volcano goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430289

Gross things can feel good too, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430297
But Dragons and especially Wurms are my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430291
If she only wants someone to hug, why do the humans "sacrifice" so many for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430300
No, gross things are just gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430309
Yeah, which is why we should all throw our shoes at Oomukade!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13429455
>>13429478
>>13429482
>>13429488
You bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430308
It's the first sacrifice to her, made to appease her when they hear strange sounds coming from her mountain. It turns out she was weeping from loneliness

[Anonymous No.]

Are you prepared to sacrifice yourself for the greater good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430312
Alp pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430318
Yarp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430293
And just why have you had caterpillar finger cuddles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430320
I'm not Alp, dammit! Alp is dead! Dead and buried!
>>13430322
Whenever I see one of those tubby-wubbies trying to cross a road, I help them so nobody steps on them or rides their bike over them. They defend themselves with poop and puke and chokeholds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430318
Nah, fuck y'all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430284

I'm on Cloud 9!

What's with that little question mark? A girl with your build should be flaunting it!

Let's go out on the town make people jealous.! Let's go to Taco Bell!

They're the ones who won the Franchise Wars, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430328
You like petting petting them don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430328
Alp pls.

Pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430331
I like the food underground better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430334
>petting them
Haven's seen one big enough to pet in over a decade. They're all so small and helpless. And chubby. And sometimes fluffy. People think they're gross but I love the little buggers.
>>13430338
Pwetty pwease wiff sugaw on top?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430271

>Probably all sweaty.

YES!

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/u/MrHelpfulJCg1bkZalPm

Something I digged up from archives, in a thread a couple of years ago. Would this writefag happen to be still here?

Just wanted to say it's pretty fucking good, at least the Dragon x Ryu story I've read so far. Some of the best smut in awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430331
>We need somebody that knows how to fight outside the hugbox
>We need a paladin
>...
>Pffft. He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

>>13430339
>What's in this?
>Rat.
>It's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430345
>Fluffy

PANIC.jpg

I hope you're not living in Australia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430351
>Rat
>It's good
Bitch, I bet you don't even know how to use the three seashells.
>>13430356
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430350
He's long dead, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430350
That's the legendary smut. It will never be finished. Guy's house burned down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430362
>>13430350

You guys see he added some new paste just last month right?

It was called the Legendary Smut once, poorly written as it was, just for the length of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430346
>Waifu comes back from a workout all sweaty and exhausted
>Set down a warm towel on the bed for her to lie down on
>Give her a deep muscle massage while licking up the sweat off of every inch of her skin

Sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430271

Abs are meant to be licked, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430367
Praise her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430374
Unf!
>>13430376
Unf!

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls x Rhythm heaven.
Yes or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430366
>Poorly written

Well fuck you too. I could imagine everything clearly, the way it was written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430374
Dem everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430331
>>13430339
>>13430351

>Demolition Man in MGC.

It's... perfect...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430382
The thing is so error ridden nobody could defend it based on actual writing quality. It just punches your fantasy buttons and that's why people liked it back then. Nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430387
So which girls take the lead roles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430387
Would Simon Phoenix be a monstergirl? Or do we just keep him as Wesley Snipes, causing havoc in the monstergirl world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430365
>>13430366
Well, shit. It's still a bit reassuring he updated though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430376
I'M GONNA SPANK THAT BUFFCUBUS AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430398
Keep Snipes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430398
Old school lilim, bringing corruption to fuck up jolly cooperation. She breaks out of her seal and goes on a rampage.

Everybody has been getting along so long, they need an old school paladin to bring her to heel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430401
>NOTHING CAN STOP ME!
Oh, you'd better make sure she's either into it or tied down real well, Anon. Embrace the buffcubus, love the buffcubus, fuck the buffcubus, but whatever you do do not piss it off while it can fight back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430406
As long as "to heel" still means he kicks her frozen head off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430412
Even if she was into it she would never admit it.
I'm doing her a favor, like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430350
>last update
>3rd of march
What the fuck
He is alive?

[Anonymous No.]

What if a Wurm followed the teachings of Buffcubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430387

The ABC Robot activates.

>Always Be Cumming

Oh God..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430428
Female Forest Gump trying to act sexy while accidentally destroying everything in her past? Hilariously horrifying. I would most certainly be crying wit laughter as I fled in terror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430403

Agreed; They wouldn't bring Spartan back if there wasn't a legitimate threat to the touchy-feely hugbox.

That and the thought of insipidly vanilla MGs and their bishounen/shota husbands who listen to old commercial jingles and abhor red meat, alcohol and swearing being introduced to the very concept of violence for the first time fills my heart with joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430433
>Lieutenant Danielle? Would you like some ice cream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430428
The Apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430331
>I'm on Cloud 9!
Wow I knew they needed a replacement for Hai but I didn't know they were THIS desperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430271
I don't lick things. The act of licking annoys me for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430455
More for the rest of us, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430428
you'd get a lot of people frightened when they see a wurm benchpressing a mountain for reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430458
Yeah, you can have her, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430463
So that's why Nepal is in trouble now!

[Anonymous No.]

The elves are coming, and they come to look down on humans and tease them with their lewd and barely-used thousand year old bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430450

You know, Anon...you do not deserve to be on Cloud 9. You are rejected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430469
Can't wait for 2017.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430469
>barely-used
anon stop your blatant lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430469
>Barely used
>Thousand years old bodies

Used goods, old hags.

There, instant counter-teasing fresh out of the lab. Goddamn fucking knife-ears I swear to God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430472
In 2017, the Elves emerge... is your body ready?

[Anonymous No.]

Now I want to read about monster girl Demolition Man.
A normal human man is frozen and thawed in the future, where it's become a monster girl run society.
Also unfrozen was a human woman, a notorious criminal. They unfroze the man because he's the only one who has experience with such aggressive human women.
The story goes on with her slowly becoming corrupted and ends with him fucking her, now fully transformed into a monster girl, and she becomes his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430478
>So how do we have sex?
>We'll meet in the middle and figure it out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430475
>He doesn't know about 1000 years old virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430470
Well Duh, I was gold 5 last season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430476
My arsenal isn't. Nowhere near enough nugs or anal lube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430486

>Barely used
>Implies they're used
>Virgins

DELUUUSION

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430490
You have two years, anon. Make them count. Also do a lot of cardio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430465

Is it just the type of girl, Anon?

Is there a girl you wouldn't mind to lick? Any where you would you lick her, regardless? We need details, Anon, where would you lick her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430422
Checked it in the archives and that greentext doesn't seem to have been posted here originally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430350

>a lost writefag made a new post two years after vanishing

Cool. I can't say his stuff does anything for me though, like a previous poster said its badly written. Even the low tier writefags these days have a better grasp of grammar and sentence structure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430498
Nah, I'm just no into licking in general, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430474
Elves are barely lewd in the wild until they are put on their place!

>>13430476
>>13430490
Elves would never use their own bodies to please a supposedly-lowly human, much less breed with one when they have male elves.
They will blue-ball you from your crib to your tomb unless you do something about it!

[Anonymous No.]

> Suddenly Dark Elves.

Exterminate? Or...love, harshly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430514
>unless you do something about it!
What do you think we're prepping for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430406
>>13430439
My god, it's perfect. Why hadn't we thought of this before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430514
>unless you do something about it!
I'm sure you have ideas Anon, share them with us.

>>13430522
I can certainly tell you what the cardio's for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430500
You mean he is on сriрplechan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430521

It's simple, Anon. You do what that good Anon did to an elf slave he bought last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430521
Tender love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430450
I wonder who they're going to get.
I'd laugh if they stole another mid from EU, like powerofevil or something. The whole region would collectively shit its pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430521
Willingly submit to become hers so she may play with my silly round ears while I'm tied up and helpless to resist the nibbles and licks and the whispers and having her blow into my ears just to see how I squirm at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430521
Exterminate. Without mercy
Never trust knife-eared scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430521
>>Exterminate? Or...love, harshly?
Loving tenderly is also an option. It depends on disposition really; dark elves can be delicious waifus or they can be be (still delicious) ferocious cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430551
>Her face

I'm getting really fucking upset at you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430552
Beware, anon. They may try to cast their lewd elven magic on you and make you experience pleasure you never thought possible. Are you willing to take that risk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430521
Breed a new race of Dark Elves.
Have hundreds of Dark Elf Daughterus and teach them how to be ladies. Upstanding citizens.
Do not exterminate.
Love until they change as a species

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430559
You will now taste our pleasures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430567
Those are some lewd tanlines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430555
Dark Elves are vicious sadists though. They need to be thrown the fuck out.

I can't say I'm any better. I'm a ryona fag and that shocked and scared look is kind of cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430559
>Are you willing to take that risk?
At this point the distance at which this can be done, which level of bitchiness said elves fall into and what they do after all become important, but tentatively... YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430567
So then we have to pretend we don't want their pleasures and scream and moan and threaten. Just like the elves do even though they want the human D.

My god, was this their plan all along? To take the place of the round ears and make us take theirs?! Nefarious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430547

Why did I think of this and why did the thought make me giggle? I'd never thought of elves playing around with, nibbling, etc, on our "round ears."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430534
No idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430590

*didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430581
I want to break a sadist dark elf with tickles and hugs until she gives in and exchanges her sadism for cuddles and love

>shocked and scared look is kind of cute

It is. Imagine your waifu going all "Awawawa~" with a wavy mouth when she does something wrong by accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430469

>You will never be a firefighter trying to put out an out of control blaze deep in the bush.
>You will never have to carry terrified, whimpering elves two at a time, one on your back and another in your arms, two kilometres away to safety before putting them down and running the hell back to get some more.
>They will never revert right back to being arrogantly smug and insufferably superior the moment you put them down.
>You will never have to interrupt their bitching and down-talk every single time to (tersely) remind them that you're trying to put out a goddamn forest fire and you need them to stop clinging to you like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430580
Wanna know the best part? Actual clothes wouldn't leave tanlines that sharp or in those shapes. She did some kind of masterful sunblock art on her body so she looked more lewd the next time she wore a swimsuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430559
I want to learn sex magic and have sex magic fights with a monstergirl. First one to make the other orgasm gets to be on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430610
Wizards would loathe you, monsters would love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430619
Wizards can keep their mastery over the fabric of space and narrative causality.
As long as I have a few paltry pleasure spells learned from some book, I'll be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these Elf posts

No, you're supposed to fight against the Elf menace you damnable fools!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430631

Why do elves gotta be such fucking assholes in general? Why do we gotta fight each other? Is it that hard to just shut the fuck up and get along?

God damn bunch of fucking childish faggots, both elves and humans.

I mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430637
Elves have a superiority complex. It's why no one likes negotiating with Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430631

>Fighting the Elves.
>Not winning them over by extraordinarily good men.

It's like you want to condemn us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430643
>extraordinarily good men

explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430637

Neither Elves nor Humans will be satisfied until everyone else is beneath their heel. That's just how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430643

>by BEING extraordinarily good men*

Holy fuck I am tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw can't decide between writing or playing vidya

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430651
What would you be writing about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430651
What vidya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430651

I haven't been writing either due to MH4U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430651
Been my life for the past month.

[Anonymous No.]

Smug elves anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430744

I'm not really a fan of them.

[Anonymous No.]

What color of dragon do you like and do you prefer human sized or big meaty claws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430750
Gold, human sized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430750
This sort of dragon is pretty perfect. I have no preference for colour. They're all beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430651
Same. Every time I go to write anything now there's another game out or there's a movie I want to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430750
I've no real color preference, but I like big meaty claws more. But the kind of gauntlet-look like that isn't bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430750
Black with big meaty claws.
I want to be the only one the wicked despot shows her soft side to.

[Anonymous No.]

I just saw Pacific Rim for the first time, and now I want to read a story about humanity misusing the technology of giant robots to molest giant monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430786
>humanity misusing the technology of giant robots to molest giant monstergirls.
Yes. That sounds real good. Love me some giant MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430786
Look up some Jaegirl porn and read Wurm wrangler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430765

You have good taste friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430786
>I just saw Pacific Rim for the first time
Slowpoke.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430750
Green with big meaty claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430819
The slowpoke who will never be breastfed by a holst? Fuck that, forcefully breastfed by a minotaur is where its at.

>tomboyish thugdere Minotaur bully corners you one day and drags you off to a quiet area
>forcefully rams your face in her massive tits and demanding you call her big sister
>moans softly while biting her lip, whispering that she'll kill you if you mention this to anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430750

Copper with big meaty claws. After all, what's the point of having an ancient, crazily powerful waifu if she doesn't have a sense of humour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430786
>humanity misusing the technology of giant robots to molest giant monstergirls.
I like the way you think anon.
What about fondling and milking pregnant giant monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430868
But who is the husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430808
Ball Smasher best Jaegirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430875
I want to pat her head/helmet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430872
Fuck if I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430875
Ball Smasher?

[Anonymous No.]

How would you trick a buff wolf into dressing up in something embarrassing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430892
I'd love to see her reaction when she realizes I tricked her into doing that. It'd be pure gold.

I just hope she doesn't break my bones afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430890
That spring-loaded rocket punch is made for CBT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430808
>>13430875
>porn of the Jeagers exists in the Pacific Rim universe
>Raleigh comes across some of Gypsy Danger while browsing the internet
>weirded out, but he faps anyway
>has to drift with Mako later
>he can't even look at the Jaeger without blushing
>GLADoS starts the drift
>Mako now knows his secret shame
>but its ok because she drew it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430894
Oh that's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430894
>Fighting like a dirty spheroid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430897
>ForeplayForJaegerPilots.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430897

>yfw you'll never be able to pilot a Jaeger with someone else because of the drift

[Anonymous No.]

>1444 posts to sift though
Yeesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430897
>>13430905
Not that I see myself ever writing it, but now you've got me thinking about a jaeger-girl with an actual personality and intelligence, being piloted by Anon and his waifu.

It'd make for a strange, mind-melding threeway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430914
>A waifu inside a waifu

God dammit DiCaprio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430911
Read all of them loser, it's not like you have a life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430905
>"And what happens is the pilots' brains are linked together."
You mean like everything in my brain will be seen by the other person?
>"Essentially, yes."
So you're saying they'll know about all the stuff on the internet I've masturbated to?
>"...I... suppose?"
You know what? I think I'm going to go back to bagging groceries, I don't think piloting a Jaeger is for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430897
>Pilot a Jaeger in a world where monstergirls co exist with humanity
>both of you feel lewd things for each other but feel its unprofessional to act on it
>about to drift
>jerk off to relieve some tension
>little do you know she just did the same
>drift starts
>she suddenly gets flooded with a visceral experience of what its like to masturbate as a guy, she can feel your excitement as you violently fuck your fist and release everywhere squealing her name
>meanwhile, you get a first had taste what went down in her quarters earlier, your mind shot full of the overwhelming pleasure she felt when frantically rubbing her clit and moaning your name
>you both stand there after the initial rush, staring ahead and breathing heavily
>neither of you are in any shape to respond to command's increasingly worried operators
>very little Kaiju fighting happened that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430924
>Can't drift with someone because then everything your hold dear is out of the bag
Man, drifting with a depraved son of a gun must be a mind melting feat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430945
Being a Jaeger pilot must be suffering. You can't even jerk off because whenever you drift with your partner they'd know everything
>I know what you fapped to last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430924
>People have to be compatible in some way or another to drift in the first place
>Find someone whom you're found by the Rangers to be Drift Compatible with
>WellAlrightWhat'sTheWorstThatCouldGoWrong?
>Try drifting with them
>They discover what a gigantic pervert you are
>You discover they are just as much of a pervert

I mean really there were several scenes dedicated to Mako out-right ogling Raleigh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430945
>>meanwhile, you get a first had taste what went down in her quarters earlier, your mind shot full of the overwhelming pleasure she felt when frantically rubbing her clit and moaning your name
>you alp
>bad end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430924
Well, look at the brightside. If they weren't completely disgusted, you probably have a good friend in the making there.

>>13430852
Forced breastfeeding, huh. I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430946
What about drifting with one of the many anons here? You know, the ones with crippling depression so severe they're too depressed to even kill themselves?

I can only imagine what it'd be like to share in that kind of misery.

>>13430952
It works both ways. Now you know she corks both holes with dragondildos (the ones that shoot the fake semen, even!) while pretending she's in an all-holes gangbang with dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430945
And another for the long, long list of "Professions reduced to a dating service in MG Land".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430960
>while pretending she's in an all-holes gangbang with dragons.
My kinda woman.
>Monsterification becomes a thing
>She goes straight for being a dragon-girl
>Take a guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430960
>Drift with an unknown the higher ups think you'd be compatible with
>You're a scales lover
>Your partner is a fluff lover
>Somehow the both of you get shit done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430914
>>13430919
>The pilot husband and wife form a bond with the jaegirl they pilot
>Even when they're out of combat, the couple will spend most of their time in the Shatterdome, sitting on the jaegirl's shoulder and talking with her

>During a breach event, one of the pilots is killed, the jaegirl and the other pilot just barely recovered before being KIA
>Both the jaegirl and the surviving pilot go into mourning, suffering from PTSD as the death of a pilot during a neural uplink plagues their minds, artificial or not
>The jaegirl refuses to be piloted by another person

Why am I writing this? I don't even like suffering all that much.
http://i.imgur.com/rEL54tb.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430972
>First mission out, command is shitting their pants because the two of them spend the entire mission screaming "You're waifu a shit!" at each other
>Mission completed flawlessly, best piloting ever seen
>Base never has any peace and quiet anymore, they're constantly screaming at each other about their tastes being influenced by the other one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430945
>Get paired up with a new Monstergirl pilot who's just completed her training
>Go for her first live Jaeger piloting exercise
>She's awfully quiet and blushing a bit
>Drift with her
>Your mind is instantly flooded with memories of her watching you from afar, hidden away from your view, blushing profusely
>Memories of her watching you kick everyone's ass in PT
>Memories of her breaking into your room, stealing one of your used shirts and sniffing it all day long in her quarters in secret
>Memories of her getting 300% mad while watching you talk to another female from afar
>And so on and so forth
>Synching completes
>You can feel her eyes staring at you in apparent fear and worry
>Her blush is so intense you can feel the heat from where you are
>and you didn't even look at her yet

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430993
>It was all fun and games until the scales lover started painting the Jaeger with scale decals
>The exact time the fluff lover was talking to the engineers about making it look more like a Kitsune
>from the immortal words of management: "They get grounded on a daily basis for ruining the peace and arguing and throwing shit at each other, but there the best pilots this world has ever seen."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430999
Continue on like everything was normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430999
>Your mind is instantly flooded with memories of her watching you from afar, hidden away from your view, blushing profusely
>Memories of her watching you kick everyone's ass in PT

Suspension of belief ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13427664
>Purse Owner
I at least hop .Less has experience with the mainline stuff or even the Devil Summoner series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430985
>Not having the Jaeger girl being quiet and not seeming like she's alive making everyone assume she's just a machine
>When in truth she's an extreme masochist/voyeur that gets off to the couple making out and procreating on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431000
>Fluff lover's getting married
>Scale lover is his best man, no one understands why and they think it's a bad idea
>minutes before the ceremony, everything's nice and quiet, the groom turns to his co-pilot
>"How do I look, faggot?"
>"You look like shit, asshole!"
>"Fuck you!"
>"Fuck YOU!"
>Everyone is sitting there awkwardly except their CO who's grown accustomed to them and is losing his shit in the third row

[Anonymous No.]

>>13428511
This is 13 hours late, but welcome back man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431025
>You will never have a CO that even though they hate your antics, finds them a change of pace and smiles on occasion
You always need the one guy to lighten up the mood when things get heavy but can be serious when it calls for it. otherwise your team's not complete

[Anonymous No.]

>Manticore drifts with Ms. Happy
>She's driven insane by the experience
>And Ms. Happy carries on being Ms. Happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431025
>Everyone's eating peacefully in the Shatterdome's cafeteria
>It's actually quiet for one. hell, even the scale lover and the fluff lover are eating in peace
>They're not even glaring at each other. They're both just enjoying the meal
>Maybe they've finally resolved their differences and agreed to disagree?
>The fluff lover places his fork down gently after eating and wipes his face with a napkin
>He glances at his partner and sighed
>"Hear me out. Here's why I think fluffytails are better than scales."
>The entire cafeteria collectively groans

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls can't catch you if you're PEPSIMAAAN, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Alp crossed out on the writefags list? He isn't doing another mass deletion is he?

Silberwhatever deleted all his stuff too, but at least he gave a good reason for it. I can respect why he's done it, although I disagree with him. Across the land twice over wasn't a popular story by any means, but it was still decent. There seems to be a few writefags who go mostly unnoticed despite being pretty good, looking through them all.

[Anonymous No.]

Why was PsychoFox spamming images? Christ, that motherfucker has a tendency to save samples instead of the full image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431108
He's got a massive ego that'd put anyone else in these threads to shame, save maybe one person. It's also pretty amusing what a compulsive liar he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431108
How do we know it was him? The guy really is a faggot, but you can't just say any image spam is automatically him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431108
who the fuck is psychofox

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431108
Pretty much what >>13431116 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431108
This >>13431120, pretty much. Did I miss something? Because I've never heard that name until a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431116
I'm not too sure about that. He does have an ego, but its not like he spams the threads with his "greatness" or attention whored like a few writefags have in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431120
>>13431123
Some guy from the irc. He's a complete douche who thinks he's a ladies man, lies compulsively about everything and generally thinks highly of himself.
Still, I don't see any evidence the image spamming is him, the man is a dick but that doesn't automatically make him responsible for all the bad things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431119
It's pretty easy to tell it's him because he'll just dump random elf or fox images, usually by the same two or three artists. Usually there will be some stupid quote in greentext alongside it.

It's easier to figure out it's him if you're in the IRC, because he'll start complaining that people dare to dislike his image dumps. Dude also has a habit of linking his own images and making comments, such as whoever posted her has good taste. It's hilarious.

What gets me the most though are the blatant lies. It's a lot like being back in middle school and listening to the kid who has to be the center of attention in all things tell you about his dad that works at Nintendo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431116
It's posts like:
>>13430768
>>13428801
>>13428790
>>13428709
>>13428674
>>13428902
Among many others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431145
You mean when he claims to be some genius behind several websites and subbing groups?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431145
Funny thing is, he's apparently an ESL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431145
Kek. I was there when he claimed to be Janet, no one believed him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431165
Don't forget how several pixiv artists have supposedly drawn his waifu at his behest or done 'favors' for him. Or how he has friends at Riot that hook him up with special Ahri porn, but he can't show anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431143
>>13431145
Keep your IRC bullshit in there, don't bring it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>having a fun conversation about monstergirls
>suddenly, IRC drama!

I know its near the end of the thread, but please don't.

[Anonymous No.]

Two new threads till deletion. The ship is sinking! Save the Kikimora's! Bully the Alps! Poke the Manticore's! The end is nigh!

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, friends. Threads almost dead, and we're last on ten. Please don't continue with that messed up first link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431207

YOU HAVE SHITPOSTED ALOT HARDER THAN YOU SHOULD HAVE

BUT THEN YOU HAVEN'T MET JANITOR HORRIGAN EITHER

YOUR RIDE'S OVER MUTIES

TIME TO DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430394
>It just punches your fantasy buttons

Is that not what it's meant to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13430469
>barely used

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431204
Placate the dragons! Massage the onis! Feed the wurms! Organise the anubi! Warm up the zombies! Recharge the thunderbirds!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you still love a monster girl if she was bad at math?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431234
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13431234
I'm awful at math so yes.