What do you do for work /jp/? You do have a job, right?

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Anonymous Fri May 1 11:38:09 2015 No.13413510 [DELETED]

What do you do for work /jp/? You do have a job, right?

>>	CHIHAYA !!F1yFUw1/7I0 Fri May 1 11:39:23 2015 No.13413517 I have never worked

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 11:42:28 2015 No.13413530 I work as detective thinking about new job.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 11:46:07 2015 No.13413545 Sad to think there are people on jp in their late 20's and 30's who never entered society. If I were their parent, I would surely be ashamed.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 11:47:45 2015 No.13413551 File: 23 KB, 500x392, 1407465488537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13413510 I work for /jp/ under commission. For each post I ask whom they are quoting I get $15.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 11:54:40 2015 No.13413573 I pack boxes in a dark and cold factory. I used to be a neet, but i wanted to buy more Touhou related stuff. I pretend like i'm a normal person every day. It's shit, but i'm greedy enough to go on.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:00:37 2015 No.13413584 I install carpet. I hate it. I found 2hu stuff in some girls room before, and wrote casual and other stuff on her whiteboard thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:03:02 2015 No.13413593 the government pays me to shitpost on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:03:24 2015 No.13413596 I draw 2hu girls fugging and sell them to no nerds at conventions

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Fri May 1 12:05:18 2015 No.13413605 >>13413551 No wonder moot can't make any money.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:05:34 2015 No.13413607 I translate shit from Japanese and Spanish into English. It's super comfy and I never have to leave my apartment.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:08:18 2015 No.13413616 >>13413605 Moot's dead bro. Where've you been.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Fri May 1 12:11:17 2015 No.13413624 >>13413616 If you think he's not going to siphon money off after he "leaves," you're naive.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:11:20 2015 No.13413625 >>13413510 I break down and reforge broken track components with welding and no small amount of grinding. Yup.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:14:01 2015 No.13413634 >>13413510 I sort boxes in a mailroom

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:16:22 2015 No.13413642 >>13413510 If you work, you lose.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:18:29 2015 No.13413649 File: 46 KB, 308x445, 1421710215592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13413510 I'm a landlord in a third world shit hole... so I sit home all day and am pretty much a NEET.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:22:55 2015 No.13413666 File: 178 KB, 478x370, 1416105864593.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is going to college worth the trouble? What about majoring in CS? I'm 26 and starting school this month.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:54:57 2015 No.13413746 Why is /jp/ SFW when NO ONE HERE HAS A JOB

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:55:41 2015 No.13413750 >>13413746 Maximum levels of ironic shitposting

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 13:00:30 2015 No.13413765 >>13413624 But, as we've gone over, this website makes no money.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 13:08:10 2015 No.13413798 I'm an English major What do you think

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 13:12:07 2015 No.13413812 >>13413798 english is boring imo

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 13:41:59 2015 No.13413939 >>13413510 I am a farmer, but since i only work with seasonal stuff its fine, i work 4-5 months in the summer and then i don't do anything all winter.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 13:42:28 2015 No.13413940 I'm too fucking stupid to be able to get a job.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 13:43:05 2015 No.13413946 >a job a what?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 13:43:22 2015 No.13413950 >>13413939 People are still farmers in this day and age?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 13:44:15 2015 No.13413955 >>13413950 Gold farmers

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 13:49:18 2015 No.13413978 I'm considering doing a TEFL job. Do you think I could get away with using a VPN in chinaland?

Anonymous Fri May 1 13:50:27 2015 No.13413987

I do menial labor for a pharma company, putting labels on bottles, putting things in boxes, moving boxes around, etc. It's repetitive and I can let my mind wander and think about cool things. Sadly I actually have a degree, I just haven't been able to find anything practical to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 13:57:27 2015 No.13414019 I'm in the military. Being NEET was better.

>>	twinshia !b2E8KBMQGk Fri May 1 14:03:16 2015 No.13414040 No. I have no problem with having a job, I just have not needed one until now.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 14:09:04 2015 No.13414065 >>13413950 They are but they become less and less since with the technologies we have now very few people can produce huge amounts of crops, so the smaller farmers started to go away.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 14:12:59 2015 No.13414085 is everyone on /jp/ a failure? i didnt expect so many blue collar jobs

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 14:36:28 2015 No.13414228 God damn its not even worth trying to figure out what the fuck recaptcha means by "bread" just to report this thread. This is the worst. At least I can sometimes get text captchas again.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:14:53 2015 No.13414385 I'm a professional Dota 2 player.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:34:29 2015 No.13414476 I sell skyrim mods on steam, oh wait!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:46:38 2015 No.13414558 I was NEET for about 4 years. Now I'm in the Navy, hating life.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:03:10 2015 No.13414647 File: 278 KB, 1200x900, sand.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I take loans from the government to sit at the beach drinking tea.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:06:14 2015 No.13414660 >>13414647 That sounds absolutely wonderful. Is it enough to live on your own though?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:06:15 2015 No.13414661 File: 7 KB, 187x166, sad mikey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My parents think I finished college a month ago. Now I'm supposed to get a job. Suicide soon!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:11:27 2015 No.13414692 >>13414661 What happened?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:12:58 2015 No.13414704 >>13414385 Please vouch me for NEL

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:13:11 2015 No.13414706 Law student and part time job at the federal justice. Doesn't pay much, but at least I can help paying my college.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:14:19 2015 No.13414712 >>13414385 Fuck off Envy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:15:06 2015 No.13414719 File: 180 KB, 813x407, ae9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13414661

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:19:39 2015 No.13414749 I'm a private investigator

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:20:24 2015 No.13414755 I put shit on a shelf for $20 an hour. I don't really enjoy it, but it gets me by.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:20:27 2015 No.13414758 >>13413510 Doing an internship (engineer level) at a multinational company. Getting out of the ghetto was way more tempting than playing eroge all day, sorry I failed you /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:20:52 2015 No.13414763 Im a cashier at a pharmacy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:21:45 2015 No.13414770 I'm CIA

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:21:55 2015 No.13414772 >>13414749 You can investigate my privates unzips

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:22:20 2015 No.13414775 >>13414385 Can we play together ?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:22:51 2015 No.13414782 >>13414749 u can investigate these privates unzips dik

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:23:01 2015 No.13414785 File: 113 KB, 262x312, 1428532372019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13414770

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:23:29 2015 No.13414788 >>13414770 Are you a big guy?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:24:04 2015 No.13414790 >>13414788 I'm trying really hard

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:25:05 2015 No.13414798 I'm a prosecutor.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:28:24 2015 No.13414798,1 get in here EETs

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:30:54 2015 No.13414841 >>13413666 Depends on what country where you live but as long as you have experience, even from an internship, you can land a good paying job. Well this is what I know from living here in Canada.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:35:40 2015 No.13414841,1 >>13414798,1 yo!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:39:22 2015 No.13414886 You work and you die.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:56:39 2015 No.13414978 I ship worthless junk to people worldwide part time and go to school

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:58:20 2015 No.13414991 File: 60 KB, 720x388, josh getaway.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I locomote

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:02:56 2015 No.13415021 >>13413510 I'm a second year, apprentice electrician.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:28:01 2015 No.13415139 >>13413510 I go to job interviews and send out job applications for a living. I have sent out many applications this year and I don't see myself being employed anywhere any time soon. Maybe this year will be the year, maybe not.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:32:59 2015 No.13415166 >>13415139 Didn't even get some part-time job in some retail store, or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:36:07 2015 No.13415189 >>13415166 Not even, and there's one that just opened up here. The ones who got hired are literal fags.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:37:42 2015 No.13415197 File: 273 KB, 1000x910, f75fd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'm a gas station attendant

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:38:03 2015 No.13415201 >>13414991 Hero

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:38:51 2015 No.13415209 I need to start applying for jobs now. The semester is almost over and my parents aren't going to let me laze around during the summer.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:42:12 2015 No.13415232 >>13415189 Maybe the problem is that you are in a rural/small area where there are not a lot of opportunities. Assuming you are in the US, shits like McDonalds or Walmart in cities usually have many branches and the staff roster change almost daily.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 18:09:00 2015 No.13415351 File: 292 KB, 716x1012, 084cf553d060071c00c54f88836f456d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sell tickets in a cinema. Where does /jp/ want to sit?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 18:15:35 2015 No.13415377 >>13415351 next to sanae and get my dick sucked when the lights go out

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 18:17:27 2015 No.13415388 >>13415351 Wtf kanako leave that shit at hime your blocking the view

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 18:20:18 2015 No.13415402 how do i get a job without having to go to an interview and being scrutinized prejudged based on how normie i seem?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 18:26:48 2015 No.13415426 To all jobless folks on /jp/, how do you not go homeless/starving?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 18:27:44 2015 No.13415431 >>13415426 doting parents

Anonymous Fri May 1 18:28:36 2015 No.13415437 [DELETED]

>>13415402
All the dozens of internet applications I've done were huge wastes of time. If you really want a job the best way is to go in person and apply. Interviews aren't hard just answer their questions honestly and think of things to ask about beforehand to make it sound like you're actually interested in the job.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 18:29:03 2015 No.13415440 >>13415426 Autism bucks

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 18:32:30 2015 No.13415456 Will some /jp/sie please hire me, My skills include basic microsoft office suite, basic html, basic javascript, and basic verbal skills.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 18:34:12 2015 No.13415463 >>13415456 You could get a job in a call center.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:18:24 2015 No.13415682 >>13415437 >just answer their questions honestly Don't lie to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:30:06 2015 No.13415722 >>13415426 Prostitution

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:34:17 2015 No.13415731 >>13413649 This is my goal, closest thing to being a viable NEET.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:34:40 2015 No.13415733 >>13415682 just bee urself m8

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:36:30 2015 No.13415740 I'm an IT supervisor currently, working toward IT manager. Pays for a good amount of plastic girl statues and games at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:41:34 2015 No.13415766 >>13415189 I feel you, man, that stuff is the pits; I don't know why literal retards get hired more frequently than us, no matter how autistic we may be it just feels bad

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:43:32 2015 No.13415773 >>13415722 Can I hire u

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:51:29 2015 No.13415811 >>13415773 I'm a dude

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:53:02 2015 No.13415820 File: 371 KB, 791x720, bestia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] self-study. i'm on government welfare

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:53:24 2015 No.13415824 >>13415426 Government money

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:55:12 2015 No.13415835 optometrist

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:55:41 2015 No.13415838 Design engineer.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:58:19 2015 No.13415851 cuckold

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 20:08:18 2015 No.13415892 I'm a girl, my husband takes care of me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 20:08:54 2015 No.13415894 >>13415811 And?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 20:56:10 2015 No.13416110 wall street lawyer

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !YO3/k6BLSc Fri May 1 20:58:15 2015 No.13416127 I can't say what I do but it is very important.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:01:16 2015 No.13416141 >>13416127 You're President Obama?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:03:25 2015 No.13416148 File: 17 KB, 400x400, 1387461665538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13416127 thnx for the very interesting post it was very informative and on topic i can understand why youd need to make it with a tripcode 10/10 best post EVER

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:03:49 2015 No.13416150 >>13416148 You should see what kind of poster he used to be.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:03:51 2015 No.13416151 >>13416127 Sucking off german tourists?

Anonymous Fri May 1 21:03:58 2015 No.13416152

I'm a porter at a car dealership. 75% of the time I do nothing, and the other 25% I drive around a parking lot or on an errand for people who ask. It is okay but boring because I have nothing to talk to most of my coworkers about because the only thing I do outside of work is games/anime/manga/VN, which none of them know anything about.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:05:42 2015 No.13416160 >>13416150 tell me

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !YO3/k6BLSc Fri May 1 21:05:44 2015 No.13416161 >>13416148 >>13416151 Calm your tits, I'm doing this to feed my family this is why it is important.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:07:06 2015 No.13416165 >>13416160 He has a new tripcode but you can search by username.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:07:27 2015 No.13416170 >>13416161 fuck off tripfag

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:07:59 2015 No.13416174 File: 44 KB, 600x450, normie_alert.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13416161 /!\ NORMIE ALERT /!\

⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !YO3/k6BLSc Fri May 1 21:08:53 2015 No.13416181
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>>13416165
You forgot the part where Sion/Ownmaster used my name to shitpost. That was some low quality shitposting.

>>13416170
I'm good, I think I'll stay.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:09:40 2015 No.13416184 >>13416174 >NORMIE Look who's talking.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:09:45 2015 No.13416185 >>13416181 i wasnt fucking asking nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:10:21 2015 No.13416189 >>13416181 Who could tell? All your posts looked about the same.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:11:05 2015 No.13416194 >>13415197 Wow! I was able to read that. It felt good. Also, P4 is awesome, you're a cool dude.

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !YO3/k6BLSc Fri May 1 21:11:41 2015 No.13416196 >>13416189 I'm the only one actually able to speak greek out of the bunch for what it's worth. >>13416185 I know, you have no manners. >>13416174 My family is a stuffed panda and a bunch of model kits.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:12:37 2015 No.13416201 >>13416161 I will take that as yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:12:42 2015 No.13416203 >>13416184 Sorry, I meant normalcool.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 22:05:31 2015 No.13416463 Unix sysadmin. It's as close as I can get to being a NEET while theoretically working.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 22:12:15 2015 No.13416490 kusothread

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:56:12 2015 No.13417776 >>13414019 I've found it easy to live a kind of NEET lifestyle when I was in. You just ignore everyone that wants to go to the strip club every weekend, get stupid drunk every night, and just relax in your barracks room. I hope you have wifi.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 04:40:07 2015 No.13417984 >>13413510 Red Cross EMT

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 04:58:30 2015 No.13418051 Hardware engineer. I work on future mobile network infrastructure tech so everyone can download porn faster in the coming decadent times.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:02:00 2015 No.13418062 I pretend to write code for a software company.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:15:46 2015 No.13418062,1 >>13415431 Do your parents love you W?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:21:19 2015 No.13418062,2 >>13418062,1 Yeah what's up

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:38:54 2015 No.13418062,3 >>13418062,1 they claim to

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:53:41 2015 No.13418218 >>13417776 >live a kind of NEET lifestyle Just shut the fuck up already.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:54:48 2015 No.13418221 >>13416463 Wintel sysadmin here, nix is for neckbeards.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:55:09 2015 No.13418225 >>13417776 >NEET lifestyle You are so fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:55:13 2015 No.13418226 File: 394 KB, 389x524, no bully1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13418218

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:56:13 2015 No.13418230 File: 12 KB, 267x200, no bully2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13418225

Anonymous Sat May 2 05:57:29 2015 No.13418233

>>13418226
There is no "NEET lifestyle". You either are one or you aren't. There are a lot of antisocial people that work and a lot of social people that don't work. I don't understand what people are trying to prove by calling themselves NEET when they aren't.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 06:03:30 2015 No.13418240 File: 145 KB, 498x383, 1380231260017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13413510 I worked once. It was horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 06:07:18 2015 No.13418248 自宅警備

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 06:17:58 2015 No.13418272 >>13417776 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGt_JGHYEO4

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 06:34:58 2015 No.13418321 >>13418272 I love this song!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 06:46:31 2015 No.13418349 >>13415426 >>13415440 >>13415824 This.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 06:47:31 2015 No.13418354 >>13415892 >I'm a girl, my husband takes care of me. topkek

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 06:48:31 2015 No.13418359 >>13418233 They're dreaming. I'm living the dream.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 06:58:22 2015 No.13418382 im neet

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:02:45 2015 No.13418394 I'm a developer

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:06:14 2015 No.13418399 I live with my mum and deliver newspapers for eating/buyfaggotry. kill me please

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:15:06 2015 No.13418413 hello is this /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:18:33 2015 No.13418413,1 >>13418272 this is a great song

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:19:55 2015 No.13418416 >>13418399 Doesn't sound too bad. Your job requires minimal social interaction at early hours in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:20:35 2015 No.13418417 I'm a housewife!! But I'm trying to find a job as a baker. I'm a bread and tea otaku!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:23:11 2015 No.13418418 >>13418417 milggggggggggggggggggggggg

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:24:03 2015 No.13418420 >>13418416 >early hours in the morning. Not him, but this would probably kill me. How can anyone literally wake up before 1-2pm? I work with web-graphics and websites. From home obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:30:50 2015 No.13418428 >>13418417 Those born with penises cannot become housewives, no matter what your hentai doujinshi says.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:33:04 2015 No.13418435 >>13418428 I'm serious though. I don't have a penis or anything.

Anonymous Sat May 2 07:34:06 2015 No.13418438

>>13418420
It's as easy as getting up at any other time of the day.
What you have to understand about the human sleep cycle is that it's burned into a person over years of doing that cycle. It takes effort over a long period of time slowly creeping your sleeping times to fix it for good.
I get up at 5am every day. It's pretty easy, since I've been doing it for years.
The early morning is the best. No-one else is awake. You can go outside and there will be no-one there. The entire world is yours for a small while.
I spend the same amount of time awake as anyone else, just in a different time period.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:34:29 2015 No.13418439 >>13418435 That makes you a eunuch, not a woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:36:39 2015 No.13418442 >>13418435 You don't seem to understand, we don't fucking care if you have a dick or you cut it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:37:00 2015 No.13418444 >>13418439 but i've got ovaries. Being an eunuch sounds neat though, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:38:41 2015 No.13418449 >>13418444 i'm a girl btw xD

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:39:15 2015 No.13418451 >>13418449 Yeah, xD. it sux tho ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:39:59 2015 No.13418455 can we please move on to talk about how I got no freaking job man

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:40:16 2015 No.13418456 >>13418451 lol i know >.< im a girl too btw :D

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:40:57 2015 No.13418459 >>13418456 Wanna have a teaparty? I'll bake some cupcakes!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:45:57 2015 No.13418471 >>13418459 ok ill make tea haha

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:46:42 2015 No.13418475 The great part is that the thread didn't actually get any worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:47:59 2015 No.13418481 >>13418471 :')

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 08:09:11 2015 No.13418532 >>13418428 I'd let a cute boy be my housewife

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 08:34:58 2015 No.13418574 >>13413510 I inspect ATM parts for a living...and QE/light assembly work in general. If only I could get back to my first job though. I was makin $19/hr (I make 12 now), inspecting helicopter parts and watching the planes go by on my breaks.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 08:36:27 2015 No.13418578 >>13413607 Exactly how much money are you making and how did you started?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 08:48:08 2015 No.13418593 File: 736 KB, 914x720, 1412272423511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I work at a distribution center and I'm going to start college in the fall.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 09:04:25 2015 No.13418624 I'm a 21yr old NEET, never worked one day in my life but thanks to autism bux have 5k in savings

>>	Reri !!WF91viYvxCD Sat May 2 09:25:35 2015 No.13418664 File: 1.29 MB, 1022x651, ac1b4f3521925f041e94f263fb1bf8c2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Home security.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:19:47 2015 No.13418782 >>13418624 Fuck yeah man. I'm with ya. Just a bit older.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:27:03 2015 No.13418794 I was a child psychologist, but I got into software development about 1 year ago. The truth is that I don't care about any of that shit, none of those things ever gave me one tiny bit of enjoyment. I just need the money.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:27:55 2015 No.13418799 >>13413510 I'm a game developer. Not as cracked up as I thought it would be, but that's probably because I work in a company that mostly serves the big brands.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:29:49 2015 No.13418806 >>13418624 >>13418782 I'm too normal for autism bux & too autistic to work

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:30:52 2015 No.13418810 How do you get autismbux in the US particularly Florida? Would it show up on a background check in the future?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:36:37 2015 No.13418819 >>13418794 I think most people are on the same situation of not particularly caring about their jobs but instead about the money they can get.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:38:57 2015 No.13418830 >>13418794 I actually have a passion for software development but not the drive to find work.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:47:05 2015 No.13418862 I am in the Army. I defend freedom and think about suicide everyday before coming home to /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:48:29 2015 No.13418868 >>13418862 >think about suicide everyday before coming home You're not the only one

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:54:57 2015 No.13418907 I'll be 29 in 2 months, haven't worked a single day in my life. Will probably kill myself soon.

>>	Reri !!WF91viYvxCD Sat May 2 10:58:21 2015 No.13418925 >>13418907 You wouldn't even wait until wizardry?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:59:37 2015 No.13418931 >>13418907 Do live with your parents, or autism/govbux?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 11:04:56 2015 No.13418952 >>13418931 Parents, there's no way to get autismbux here unless you have some really serious disability, and even then I doubt you could live off of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 11:06:23 2015 No.13418959 >>13418925 I want to fug a tripfag

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 11:07:28 2015 No.13418968 >>13418952 >>13418907 same

>>	Reri !!WF91viYvxCD Sat May 2 11:08:39 2015 No.13418974 >>13418959 Thank you, it's the thought that counts.

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 11:43:40 2015 No.13419100 I'm working as a IT specialist. The pay is alright but I'm in the process of being promoted. I was a NEET 4 years ago too, I sometime missed the past.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 11:48:46 2015 No.13419116 My Mom pays me to spend time with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 11:49:52 2015 No.13419122 >>13419100 >I'm in the process of being promoted Did you get caught browsing the jay at work?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 11:55:08 2015 No.13419143 >>13419077 Myucel gets me hard as steel. I want to tear her hymen.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 11:56:11 2015 No.13419149 I've been looking real hard and trying to find a job, but it just keeps getting tougher every day.

>>	CHIHAYA !!F1yFUw1/7I0 Sat May 2 11:57:25 2015 No.13419153 File: 415 KB, 610x900, 1422476715435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13419143

Anonymous Sat May 2 11:59:18 2015 No.13419164

>>13413940
Apprentice electrician.
I dont enjoy it, and it costs me a lot of time. But it gives more money than wellfare and I want to buy more things.
>>13418435
>Women
>/jp/
I'm honestly kinda curious to see how a relationship like that would turn out. You, a depraved weeb with poor social skills, me a depraved weeb with poor social skills.
How does your relationship function, or is your husband a normalfag?

>>13418794
No one enjoys work. Even if it was something you loved, you would hate it after being forced to do it for so long.

>>13418862
>Suicide before coming home
Why?
I usually consider it while home before work, or during work.

Allthough I also consider suicide when I think of the past
>Not having to worry about a huge fucking web of laws and red tape
>You could live happily on a farm
>Society wasnt calling you the devil because you were white and male
Shit was just simpler. I hate the post ww2 world. I occaionally dream of just living in Siberia, but I would probably die pretty quick.

Anonymous Sat May 2 11:59:21 2015 No.13419166

>>13419122
I actually have my own office with a door, not a cubicle. However, since I will be move to different division so I will soon have to move to different room. That means I will have to share room with other people.

lol everyone thinks that I'm a normal fag. I have only browse /jp/ and other forum on my phone while at work. The work station at my work does have to ability to track the user history....so it just a safe practice not to you know?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 12:08:48 2015 No.13419198 File: 64 KB, 500x490, 1356165984218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://strikemag.org/bullshit-jobs/ https://www.jacobinmag.com/2013/10/the-ethic-of-marginal-value/ https://contributoria.com/issue/2014-12/543d1c2487628e9a6500001b

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 12:11:54 2015 No.13419210 >>13419198 >#FFFF00 background Who does that in 2010+√25

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 12:11:56 2015 No.13419211 File: 374 KB, 800x800, 141623811780.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13418438 when do you go to sleep? I want to wake up extremely early too but I also like to do shit during the night

Anonymous Sat May 2 12:22:31 2015 No.13419242

>>13419211
You need discipline.

Here is a quick how-to fix your sleep schedule, don't sleep at all tonight, and tommorow go to sleep at 10PM, you'll be tired as fuck, but you'll probably wake up at 8 or 9 AM the next morning. From that point, don't let yourself go to bed beyond midnight or 1AM at the very least, and you'll be able to keep this kind of flexible schedule.

That is, assuming you are like me and are able to function with 8 hours of sleep. If you are one of these folks who can/will sleep more than 12 hours (i can't do that, even if I wanted to, my body just automatically wake up) then you are probably fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 12:23:58 2015 No.13419245 CNC operator/setter

Anonymous Sat May 2 12:33:09 2015 No.13419273

>>13419164
>How does your relationship function, or is your husband a normalfag?

It works pretty well, but we're both fairly clumsy with socializing.
We keep to ourselves, barely talk to people or go out unless it's necessary. He's (vaguely) into anime/manga, mostly cute girls. I'd say things are pretty cozy.

I spend most of the day doing housework and browsing the jay/playing games between chores, taking care of a small garden I have planted, and then I cook dinner when he gets home and pack his lunch for the next day. Some days we go to the gym during the quiet hours and lift weights and stuff, which is fun!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 12:37:56 2015 No.13419287 >>13413584 did you sniff her panties

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 12:39:13 2015 No.13419290 >>13419273 lets get to the juicy stuff: how often do you fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 12:40:33 2015 No.13419292 >>13419273 How old are you, when did you get married, exactly how did you guys meet?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 12:43:47 2015 No.13419296 Uh, can you guys not talk about work? It makes me uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 12:44:30 2015 No.13419296,1 great thread

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 12:45:55 2015 No.13419304 >>13413510 In uni for Comp Sci, shit's so easy if you're not a lazy dickwad. I can't believe there's still a shortage of STEM-related professionals. Oh well, more work for me, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 12:51:50 2015 No.13419324 Please leave.

Anonymous Sat May 2 12:58:14 2015 No.13419341

I'm a "technology specialist" at a large office supply store chain. I spend half my day helping old people pick out a printer.

what hurts most is that I have an IT degree and I could be doing way better work but I have zero connections so I can't get any decent work

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 13:00:27 2015 No.13419351 >>13419341 What's the point of using spoilers on that text?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 13:03:58 2015 No.13419359 >>13419351 to be one of the cool kids

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 13:06:12 2015 No.13419366 >>13415892 It's 2015, guys. Why haven 't any of you married a rich ugly girl yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 13:09:41 2015 No.13419370 >>13419290 We're saving that for second marriage, the most we've done is held hands! >>13419292 Married four years ago, met through 4chan shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 13:11:48 2015 No.13419379 >>13419304 you fell for the propaganda huh? there's no shortage

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 13:19:27 2015 No.13419379,1 >>13419379 Why are liberal arts kids so delusional? They got a worthless degree so they have to tell themselves STEM isn't in demand either so they can be mad at "the system" instead of their poor decisions.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 13:27:54 2015 No.13419442 >>13419379 this enjoy your degree while working at the grocery store

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 14:10:11 2015 No.13419636 >>13419442 Lots of well paid employed individuals here >>>/g/47796810

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 14:17:10 2015 No.13419655 File: 134 KB, 989x965, 137272160011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Independent comic writer/colorist. My partner draws really well. You'll hear about me soon, jay.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 14:27:09 2015 No.13419685 >>13419359 SUPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 14:50:30 2015 No.13419759 I'm a programmer for a health care insurer. Mostly SQL.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 14:51:39 2015 No.13419759,1 is this monster girl thread

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 14:56:34 2015 No.13419789 >>13414661 ARMY R M Y

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 15:03:11 2015 No.13419825 File: 124 KB, 1024x1024, 1428113010105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I quit my job to pursue NEETdom. The thing is, I'm only two weeks in and I've already realized just how much I fucked up. Retail can still go suck a dick

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 15:22:15 2015 No.13419884 >>13419789 I'm not signing up to die for a bunch of normalfags

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 15:27:48 2015 No.13419900 >>13419884 join the airforce then. Sit around all day.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 15:34:07 2015 No.13419925 File: 53 KB, 736x521, 1430153432054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13419825 Well, you can always get a job as something else. Lots of opportunity if you are willing to do hard work like most illegal immigrants do.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 15:34:39 2015 No.13419927 >>13419636 Do you really believe in /g/? Have you checked any programming thread? They don't know anything...

Anonymous Sat May 2 15:37:00 2015 No.13419941
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I am a software developer. I am currently doing my best to get a certain useless worthless asshole get fired so he will stop being a nuisance to myself and my coworkers.

I don't care if he has a wife and children. He has forced me to do overtime for months due to his incompetence.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 15:40:49 2015 No.13419959 >>13419941 Have you tried telling him what he's doing wrong first?

Anonymous Sat May 2 15:47:24 2015 No.13419981
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>>13419959
Over and over and over again. He refuses to learn. Claims that is working on something and then it turns out that he didn't do it at all. Spent an entire morning to do a miserable google search to get the answer. Gets in arguments with clients and then I have to do my best to appease them. He barely understand what OOC is, and anything with inheritance befuddles him. This has been going for a year, with my boss having me cover up for his slack. I can't take ti anymore, but I can't afford to change jobs right now. Either he goes or I go insane.

Posting magician Iku to cheer myself up.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 15:49:40 2015 No.13419991 >>13419925 I know. Excluding retail from my searches leaves very little to pick from, becuase I'm being a picky asshole when I shouldn't be.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 15:49:54 2015 No.13419992 File: 444 KB, 616x1200, 1424622238056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13419981 Shit, if you've tried talking and it isn't working, then it sounds like he just isn't cut out for the job. Good luck, man. Have another bunny suited girl

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 15:56:48 2015 No.13420019 >>13419981 Have you tried recording some of his job routine and showing it to your boss? Explain how incopetent he is and how he's dragging down profits too.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:02:08 2015 No.13420019,1 >>13419981 Do you know where he lives? I've heard that if you sneak into someone's house while they're asleep and kill them by dripping poison down their throat it's pretty hard to get caught

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:02:32 2015 No.13420032 >>13413510 Receptionist at a hospital It's enough to support my hobbies

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:05:03 2015 No.13420042 >>13419884 no, you're signing up to live and buy 2hu stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:10:28 2015 No.13420063 I turn caffeine into code. Wish I could at least do it from home one day. I'm probably too undisciplined for that though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:12:44 2015 No.13420073 File: 96 KB, 780x740, monochrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wageslave salaryman as HELL i lost my soul - mukashi, mukashi ago........... >ano kimochi

Anonymous Sat May 2 16:19:36 2015 No.13420102
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I had a job for half a year, became depressed and almost got a ticket to Gensokyo.

Now I live alone in a tiny appartment. I was diagnosed with social anxiety disorder and get gubmint bux every month. At least I don't want to kill myself anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:29:05 2015 No.13420128 I work in a school - leave work the same time as the kids and get 13 weeks off per year. Cushy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:30:39 2015 No.13420134 >>13420073 What is it you do exactly?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:40:13 2015 No.13420171 >>13419273 そろそろ爆発しないかな

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:41:25 2015 No.13420179 >>13420102 I have society anxiety but I am at teacher. Other teachers hate me b/c I don't talk to them. Its k b/c I'm with my loli/shotas all day

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:42:41 2015 No.13420185 >>13420179 That's nice. I can barely go out in public without freaking the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:53:34 2015 No.13420222 >>13418051 you are doing god's work anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:03:46 2015 No.13420277 >>13413510 graduate researcher/faculty. Teaching an online class is great, I barely have to interact with my students.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:04:59 2015 No.13420287 Aircraft mechanic for the US Air Force

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:10:26 2015 No.13420308 Kinda out of topic, but how old is the average /jp/sie?

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Sat May 2 17:16:59 2015 No.13420346 >>13420308 If you're actually form old /a/? Pretty old, by now. If you came here after the split, you should kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:17:38 2015 No.13420350 >>13420346 Don't say such ugly things.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:17:56 2015 No.13420354 >>13420134 - stare at a screen all day - spreadsheets - change some numbers around - become cog in the machine - get blamed for everything by buttmad clients/bosses - try to look busy every minute - hate my life Get a job they said

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:19:36 2015 No.13420362 >>13420308 I'm 22 and I'm probably one of the younger ones.

Anonymous Sat May 2 17:21:34 2015 No.13420368

>>13420354
Sounds like the job I'd love to have, but yeah it's probably a point of view thing. I'm in uni in translation, but somehow I'm terrified I wont be able to find work, even if the numbers are very good. I know its silly.

After a few weeks/months of that i'd probably find something else to be worried about and hate this job too.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:22:57 2015 No.13420373 >>13420346 >ask a question about a reality outside of me >get an answered depending on me How retarded can this get?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:23:56 2015 No.13420374 >>13420362 I am also 22, and a high school dropout with no job history, are you same?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:27:35 2015 No.13420385 >>13420374 I somehow managed to finish high school but I've dropped out of two different universities (now studying in a third one) so far. Things aren't looking so good this time either.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:31:11 2015 No.13420403 >>13420362 >>13420374 22 as well, still studying, will finish my degree a few days before turning 25.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:32:51 2015 No.13420405 >>13420385 Out of curiosity, what is the cause of you dropping out? Is it too hard to concentrate, sleep, or simply understand what you are studying?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:40:43 2015 No.13420428 >>13420373 yeah you are pretty new here, start lurking and refrain from posting if you want to stay, otherwise return to your board we don't want people like you here (it's a shit right now anyway)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:43:26 2015 No.13420438 >>13420405 Clinical depression mostly. I can't bring myself to drag my ass to lectures or finish any of the homework they give you. There's also my inability to socialize with strangers which makes group projects a real pain in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:57:46 2015 No.13420494 >>13420373 Who in the hell are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:58:40 2015 No.13420498 >>13420438 I don't think I'm depressed, but I know how you feel with lectures, homework and social situations.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 18:02:54 2015 No.13420521 Kill this with fire, and ban all tripfags.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 18:05:12 2015 No.13420541 >>13420521 What's so bad about fellow /jp/sies commiserating with each other?

>>	CHIHAYA !!F1yFUw1/7I0 Sat May 2 18:21:51 2015 No.13420623 >>13420521 Remember my trip, I'm the best

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:29:17 2015 No.13420623,1 >>13413765 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:37:55 2015 No.13420623,2 >>13420623,1 Moot sure fooled a lot of regards with his e-begging campaign.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 16:48:37 2015 No.13420623,3 based moot i wish moot was back sigh its lonely being an oldfag

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:11:25 2015 No.13420623,4 >>13415426 man no one on /jp/ is presplit you crazy man?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:13:32 2015 No.13420623,5 >>13420623,4 are you misquoting?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:14:13 2015 No.13420623,6 I'd fuck Yamada so god damn hard. So hard! She wouldn't be able to walk for a week!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:17:13 2015 No.13420623,7 >>13420623,5 yh meant this, >>13420346

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:25:27 2015 No.13420623,8 >>13420346 How old is old really, seems to me that everyone on the net nowadays are young. Maybe I'm old.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:26:11 2015 No.13420623,9 >>13420623,7 oh ok lmao what a dumb bitch. trying to front as an epic oldfag when it's fucking pointless

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:31:33 2015 No.13420623,10 >>13420623,9 He's a dipshit but it's not really fronting since he has been around for a long time

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 17:36:24 2015 No.13420623,11 https://archive.moe/qa/thread/114147 sigh....it's hard being an oldfag

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 18:00:19 2015 No.13420623,12 https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/113826 /qa/ is literally the most epic board on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:59:46 2015 No.13420623,13 >>13420623,2 http://www.businessinsider.com/4chans-christopher-poole-is-not-rich-2013-7 moot is poor

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:04:19 2015 No.13420623,14 >>13420623,13 Not being rich doesn't mean you're poor The guy regularly takes vacations all over the world. If that's your idea of poor then I'll take that life any day.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:03:46 2015 No.13420623,15 >>13420623,14 dude, the fappening, like, cost him alot of money and shit.

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