So you finally made it to Gensokyo, in a stupor. Unfortunately you drunkenly made the decision to put your dick in crazy and this is what you've woken up to. What'll you do now?

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Anonymous Fri May 1 05:19:28 2015 No.13412462 [Reply] [Original]

So you finally made it to Gensokyo, in a stupor. Unfortunately you drunkenly made the decision to put your dick in crazy and this is what you've woken up to. What'll you do now?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 05:20:22 2015 No.13412467 It's not Flandre you'd have to worry about...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 05:20:33 2015 No.13412468 >>13412462 >put your dick in crazy >implying otokos kirai crazy girls

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 05:23:47 2015 No.13412481 File: 414 KB, 1074x1214, 49200487_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x] marry the Flan Is that even a question?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 05:26:17 2015 No.13412490 File: 851 KB, 1050x1400, 19313442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13412467 So then whats your plan? From the looks of it you got her pretty good

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 05:29:20 2015 No.13412497 Everything's going according to plan, so I'd just go back to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 05:39:31 2015 No.13412526 >>13412462 >is what you've woken up to >actually waking up Well, I guess I'm past the worst part. And she actually looks nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 05:50:00 2015 No.13412549 File: 398 KB, 648x906, d2585c00d303473116b6d60550147037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13412490 Take her and then run away from Ojou-sama. Unless we have her blessings.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 06:22:50 2015 No.13412618 File: 100 KB, 606x900, (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13412462 Smuggle dakimakura everyday

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 07:05:28 2015 No.13412746 Put dick right back in crazy!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 07:57:11 2015 No.13412884 File: 1.48 MB, 1780x2500, 50039810_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13412462 Say, "Good morning, cutie pie," and hope for my survival.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:04:22 2015 No.13414652 Take responsibility

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:51:31 2015 No.13415271 Get drunk again. It seems good things happen when I'm drunk. Might as well ride it until the end.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 18:08:55 2015 No.13415350 >>13412462 [X] Touch wing to confirm what the crystals feel like.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:14:38 2015 No.13415669 >>13412462 Cover her up with a blanket and touch fluffy hair.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:14:53 2015 No.13415671 File: 889 KB, 1000x1412, c51f7f090c29fbd9e5eb55fa56785c25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [X] Rape the maid

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:15:50 2015 No.13415674 >>13412462 This isn't where I left my car keys...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:16:58 2015 No.13415678 >>13415674 Remi took them away, she says you're not allowed to drive.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 19:29:24 2015 No.13415721 Hug the Flan. Cuddle the Flan.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 20:47:06 2015 No.13416078 >>13412462 Take another bottle of sleep pills because when i say "I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE!" i mean it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 00:51:17 2015 No.13417166 >>13412462 Snuggle and hope she takes a liking to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:59:32 2015 No.13417793 File: 420 KB, 800x800, 85fbe7bd4d140e35dd63d3de7d98905b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13415721

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:56:09 2015 No.13418229 File: 1.03 MB, 1000x850, 25562643709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Love the sisters.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 06:38:03 2015 No.13418330 >>13418229 which one more?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 06:47:15 2015 No.13418352 File: 1.58 MB, 874x1117, 25562643674.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13418330 That's like asking which arm I'd like to keep.

Anonymous Sat May 2 10:08:50 2015 No.13418749
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>>13412462
She is my favorite touhou, so everything went better than expected.

>What'll you do now?

Treat her as best as I can, hoping that neither her nor Remi will kill me.

If they do kill me anyway, whatever. I have already won.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:12:39 2015 No.13418764 File: 456 KB, 1440x1440, sakuya as109 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13415671 If I marry one of the Scarlet sisters, do I get to do whatever I want with the maid? I will become her master after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:14:18 2015 No.13418771 >>13418764 Who's the artist?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 11:16:06 2015 No.13419005 >>13418771 >Filename. The name is also in the pic. In the bottom-right corner.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 11:24:38 2015 No.13419042 Life is complete.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 11:35:53 2015 No.13419083 >>13412462 >unfortunately

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 11:54:39 2015 No.13419141 >>13418352 Unless you're ambidextrous, the choice should be obvious.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 12:35:30 2015 No.13419279 File: 690 KB, 600x600, 25562643779.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13419141 It would be more difficult to hug them both with only one arm.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 13:29:37 2015 No.13419449 >>13419005 I must be blind. Thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 15:04:12 2015 No.13419828 give her a bowl of eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 15:06:18 2015 No.13419832 File: 256 KB, 1680x935, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flandre and Remilia are sleeping in your bed!

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Sat May 2 15:12:01 2015 No.13419850 File: 1.34 MB, 1200x1091, 50106246_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13419832 I need to be up early so I can make them pancakes before they wake up.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 15:18:07 2015 No.13419870 >>13419850 Vampancakes? Are they shaped like bats?

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Sat May 2 15:57:16 2015 No.13420020 >>13419870 That sounds like cannibalism. Maybe scared peasants would be better.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:04:57 2015 No.13420041 File: 55 KB, 325x428, 1429778028947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13412462 Stick it in again

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:07:42 2015 No.13420055 >>13420020 People eat gingerbread men.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:14:35 2015 No.13420083 thanks based mods

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:44:23 2015 No.13420190 >>13412462 Kill her for being a shit 2hu, then myself for fucking a shit 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:36:07 2015 No.13420413 >>13412462 [X] GENUFLECT

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:39:47 2015 No.13420424 >>13420413 [x] drown in the lake

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 18:23:03 2015 No.13420631 You forgot to delete op's image.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 18:24:54 2015 No.13420645 File: 108 KB, 700x520, PhotoFunia-3428d62.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would do what kogasa did.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 19:07:30 2015 No.13420877 >>13420645 Isn't Kogasa that artists self insert in his other works?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 19:09:46 2015 No.13420892 >>13420877 No, when he does his after comiket reports, he draws himself as Remilia, and the rest of his family as the rest of the Red Devil Mansion cast.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 21:22:34 2015 No.13421381 >bare nipples are now allowed

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 21:35:27 2015 No.13421431 >>13421381 no nipples are shown though

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 21:35:45 2015 No.13421434 >>13421381 Who are you quoting, though?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 22:13:49 2015 No.13421593 >>13421431 I'm sorry for your sight deficiency. but rules are fucking rules.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 22:20:51 2015 No.13421612 >>13421593 Niqqa there aint no fucking nipples. Take a second look, the picture is in a dark setting so you only see the outlines of the breasts

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 22:31:37 2015 No.13421644 >>13421612 >trying bait me into reposting it with circle and getting banned with op How long do you think I've been here, 2006?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 01:44:12 2015 No.13422141 FLAN IS MY WIFE DELETE THIS THREAD THIS IS ILLEGAL

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 02:00:17 2015 No.13422195 >>13412462 Wait so I get there and first thing I decide I want to do is get black out drunk? That is very stupid of hypothetical me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 02:09:26 2015 No.13422235 File: 634 KB, 860x766, 50118403_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13422195 No you got hammered, stumbled into Gensokyo on accident, somehow entered the SDM, had hot sex with an insane vampire, and then fell asleep with her in bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 02:11:04 2015 No.13422240 >>13422235 Security sure is lax there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 02:19:04 2015 No.13422271 >>13422240 bad*

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 02:26:11 2015 No.13422302 File: 69 KB, 554x439, 1392665472624.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13422235 She's not insane you filthy secondary.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 05:05:11 2015 No.13422714 >>13422302 Not him, but tell that to OP and multiple others in this thread that have stated that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 06:43:20 2015 No.13422953 File: 1.41 MB, 1080x1525, dfd1d35ca074e046d938b11cdbf14c85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13422141 Nah, she's mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 07:55:13 2015 No.13423290 >>13412462 I guess I am going to have to find someone to protect me from her as soon as possible.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 08:04:11 2015 No.13423323 >>13412462 I woke up and she looks happy, so I'm fine. Marriage. Then become immortal, she's happy I'm with her, I'm happy I'm immortal, everyone wins.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 08:23:35 2015 No.13423378 File: 223 KB, 600x600, n502306424e614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13422240 Well, considering the gatekeeper is such a sleepyhead.. And someone who is drunk might be even more stealthy to slip by into the mansion unnoticed.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 08:49:51 2015 No.13423461 >>13412462 Stick it in again and again and then take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 08:53:51 2015 No.13423476 >>13422302 Except she is. It's stated right in her profile.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 14:21:57 2015 No.13424739 File: 215 KB, 952x1000, stack it easy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13419850

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 14:25:50 2015 No.13424763 File: 434 KB, 500x281, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do I do? Whatever I did I do it again.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 15:48:57 2015 No.13425204 >>13424763 will you take responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 16:13:14 2015 No.13425352 File: 816 KB, 900x900, cirno stop!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If only it was reality, I wouldn't even mind dying shortly after arriving there. The fact that I made it is enough to die in peace.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 16:16:17 2015 No.13425366 >>13425352 After dicking Flan I don't think dying peacefully is an option. Your best bet is to do everything in your power to not die.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 16:23:20 2015 No.13425414 >>13412462 Get into my hovercar and prepare to dodge bullets.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 16:26:24 2015 No.13425434 >>13425414 But real life isn't futurama

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 17:45:19 2015 No.13425833 >>13425434 Real life isn't Gensokyo either.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 02:06:14 2015 No.13428510 >>13412462 >op will never get his rule-breaking image deleted

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 02:07:34 2015 No.13428514 >>13428510 Who art thou quoting?

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