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Does anyone remember /jp/ mansion?

Now's a rare and exciting chance!: http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7516-Johnstown-Rd-Mount-Vernon-OH-43050/2104990806_zpid/

It says it's "in need of extensive repairs" but that probably just means we can fix it up how we want it. What rooms would you add? What would you do with fellow /jp/sies in /jp/ mansion?

>> No.13409854

>ohio
i wanna live in tottori

>> No.13409861

>What would you do with fellow /jp/sies in /jp/ mansion?

>>13409524

>> No.13409867

If /jp/ mansion ever happens, I want to commit a murder. Then it can be like one of Umineko or one of those mystery mangas and we would have to band together to find the killer.

>> No.13409880

>>13409867
>I want to commit a murder.
wow i can't take it easy like that. maybe we could just have a pretend murder mystery?

>> No.13409892

>>13409880
There would be no tension, and shitposters would just make a joke out of it unless their lives are on the line.

>> No.13409908

>>13409892
what if we pretended REALLY well? having a violent /jp/ mansion doesn't really sit well with me. it's supposed to be a comfortable place to take it easy after all.

>> No.13409935

>>13409908
Well, looks like we know who the first victim is now

>> No.13409948

/jp/ should be a bloody place

>> No.13409948,1 [INTERNAL] 

haha

>> No.13409948,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13409948,1
haha

>> No.13409996

>>13409829
A /jp/ mansion would be such a nice way to live..

>> No.13410007

>muricans

>> No.13410011

Who would clean the shit off the floor?

>> No.13410017

>>13410011
I will do it. I want to help grow the food and it will make good fertilizer. I'll even do it for free.

>> No.13410017,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13410011
janny

>> No.13410033

>>13410017
First candidate for /jp/ Mansion's "Meido" position!

In the end I think it's good if we work toward a self-sustaining system anyway. It's not like most of us would have any income.

>> No.13410038
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! ! !

>> No.13410051

>>13410011
I will eat it off the floor!! as long as i get to wear cute clothes too

>> No.13410059

Why no one has bought it, 69k for a giant mansion is fuckign cheap, I'll buy it if I get rich

>> No.13410075

>>13410051
>as long as i get to wear cute clothes too
We all get to wear cute clothes. That's one of the benefits of /jp/ mansion!

As for eating shit off the floor...

>> No.13410081

>>13410075
>As for eating shit off the floor...

What about it?

>> No.13410084

>>13410059
It probably has upwards of 300k damage on the inside, needs plumbing on the outside, and is full of rats.

>> No.13410112

>>13410081
We might need it for fertilizer. You're going to have to work a deal out with meido.

>> No.13410123

>>13410059
>http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7516-Johnstown-Rd-Mount-Vernon-OH-43050/2104990806_zpid/

"The building is in need of major repairs"

That's why you illiterate retard

>> No.13410125

We should have enough poop for him to eat some of it, if he really wants.

>> No.13410136

>>13410084
Somehow I don't think that's much different from /jp/'s' usual living conditions.

>> No.13410152

>>13410112
>>13410125
/jp/'s disgusting poops that i get to eat like a dog off the floor~!

>> No.13410184

>>13410084
>>13410123
I'm offering the mansion to the jp NEETs in exchange of doing the repairs

>> No.13410203

repair costs would probably exceed the cost of the mansion itself. but maybe we could get a team of /jp/sies to fix it up!

>> No.13410209

I just inherited $130,000. Lets make this happen

>> No.13410229

>>13410203
Does anyone in /jp/ even have the technical know-how to do this? I don't want to live in a mansion that's been "fixed" with duct tape and super glue!

>> No.13410266

>>13410229
Then you do it

>> No.13410281

It would be overrun by gays on day one. I dont want to live in a mansion that reeks of shit, /jp/.

>> No.13410345

>>13410229
My family's circle of friends include a large number of tradesmen and builders, I know at least one of them has worked on a mansion before.

>> No.13410390

>>13410229
I like to think I can do carpentry

>> No.13410439

>>13409867
More likely everyone would just leave and you have a dead body on your hands.

>> No.13410452

it'll have one room thats just filled with yukkuri of all sizes

>> No.13410544

I'm an electrical apprentice, I could wire this place up.

>> No.13410571

I inherited a small house that i am fixing up. if it were that big i would turn it into a jp mansion.

but it's not.

sucks to be you jp

>> No.13410578

>Ohio
you don't want to live here it's shit

get out of my state

>> No.13410763

>Mount Vernon, Ohio

I actually live in Mount Vernon, and only a few miles away from this place. I was actually excited for a minute because I thought this was a different old Victorian style mansion near where I grew up as a kid, the owners there used to open the gates and pass out candy on Halloween. They have an alpaca farm of all things, too.

>> No.13410936

I wanna suck off the smelly NEET cocks all throughout the mansion!

>> No.13410965

>>13410544
The impression I get is that it sounds like a commune, but contained within one structure (or property).

>> No.13411628

>>13409829
http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/knox-county-poorhouse
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>> No.13411639

>>13411628
http://www.forgottenoh.com/Nightmares/nightmares.html
>four stories tall, more than ninety rooms
>Residents raised crops in the land around the building and slept in dormitory-style residence rooms.
Honestly this is probably the best chance we will get at doing this for a while.

>> No.13411643

>>13410936

I took a bath today though.

>> No.13411652

>>13411639
Its also on here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Register_of_Historic_Places_listings_in_Knox_County,_Ohio

>> No.13411660

If I sold my car, and most of my assets and bonds, I might be able to afford it
But I have no way to pay property taxes and especially for repair costs

>> No.13411667

>>13411643
Don't take a bath, for me!

>> No.13411679

open a kickstarter

>> No.13411686

>>13411660
If we formed a co-op commune, the commune as a legal entity would count as a not for profit if we did the right paperwork.

>> No.13411705

>>13411667
Dude..

Wouldn't you feel better by sucking my dick all clean and fresh instead of smelly?

I like taking baths. Being dirty is only for degenerate NEET's.

>> No.13411709

>>13411679
I don't think kickstarter would work for this since we won't be giving anything to the backers. Indiegogo would probably be better. Also if we actually do a funding campaign, we should claim to be trying to form a not for profit organization dedicated to repairing the property and eventually setting up a commune.
Oh and we would need to figure out some way of making sure that all the people who actually get to join the commune are from /jp/ (maybe we would use a shibboleth). Although for setting up the not for profit, non /jp/sies help would probably be required. People from the local historical society would probably be willing to help. If we actually establish the not for profit organization before buying the property, we could possibly get the property for free since if the owner(s) gave it to a not for profit they could write it off on their taxes. Also people who donate to the indiegogo or whatever would maybe be able to write it off on their taxes.

>> No.13411710

Just a question, how would we survive and pay for things like food, water, electricity and Internet?

I'm not working and I've got no freakin' money, dudes.

>> No.13411721

>>13411710
hook up cameras and stream the degeneracy live on the internet
it's not ideal but it would probably work

>> No.13411733

>>13411721
Would anyone really pay to watch this?

>> No.13411737

>>13411733
It worked for the Kardashians

>> No.13411770
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>>13409829
Found a picture of one of the parts that needs extensive repairs.

>> No.13411773

If a /jp/sie buys this for real I will move there and be a meido for real! Sure beats suicide. My only clause is getting super drunk on the weekends. Your move wealthy /jp/sie.

>> No.13411805

>>13410763
Please go there and take a bunch of pictures of the outside. If you use a phone to take the pictures please don't remove the GPS data from the EXIF.

>> No.13411845

Perhaps instead of one person making the jump, we could have an investment pool.

Say, if seven people have 10,000 each, we could buy it. If we get even more people, like 14, it would only cost us 5,000 each.

Perhaps we can set up a time to all meet up at the place for a tour from the realtor before we actually do anything. Maybe give us time to raise money.
I can just buy a bus ticket to Ohio, so it wouldn't be too much of a loss if everything falls apart from the get go and no one makes the plunge to invest.

>> No.13411886

>>13411773
nobody that has ever heard of 4chan will buy it

>> No.13411895

>>13411770
We can just corner off that part of the mansion. Duct tape and wall off doors leading to it.

>> No.13411913

>>13411705
No I need gross cocks so I'm dehumanized!!!

>> No.13411914

>>13411895
We could put that level 15 goblin anonymous in there and have him eat people who wander in.

>> No.13411985
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>>13409829
https://theghostinmymachine.wordpress.com/2014/10/27/abandoned-the-fading-history-of-the-knox-county-poorhouse-photos-ohio-bangs-mt-vernon/
>but what we do know is that in recent years, a number of shallow, unmarked graves have been discovered in the area surrounding the house
2spooky

>> No.13411997

>>13409829
found more pics of it
https://www.flickr.com/photos/techstudio/tags/theknoxcountypoorhouse/

>> No.13412021

>>13409829
I'm a certified electrician, let's make this happen.

>> No.13412055

I want to meet qt jpsies and talk about fashionable hats. ake it happen onegai

>> No.13412060

I'd be like fight club but with gays

>> No.13412092

How many /jp/sies can make convincing traps?

If the ratio is too low, proper allocation could be a logistics nightmare!

>> No.13412145

Why would I want to live with modern /jp/, every decent person killed himself or moved on and I'm not into homosex

>> No.13412368

fags would fag it up

straight /jp/sies only!

>> No.13412601

>>13412092
I'm trappy enough to pass in public, as long as I keep up my exercise. But unlike the anon above I require clean dicks!

>> No.13412641

I hope someone will buy the place, spruce it up, invite /jp/sies into the place to live, then cause the whole building to collapse and kill everyone of those faggots in there.

>> No.13412678

>>13412368
what's the point of being straight? you're only limiting yourself. it's like saying you'll only wear one kind of sock

>> No.13412712

>>13412641
I'm sorry but this must be done.

SLAY THE GAY

>> No.13412715

>>13410763
scout it out

>> No.13412762

>>13410229
More like hot-glue!

>> No.13412920

>>13412762
But then everything would reek of semen!

>> No.13412986

Complete renevations of mansions cost over $300,000 generally.

>> No.13413019

>>13411913
I'll humanize you again with my clean dick, dude!

Don't worry about it.

Cleanliness is righteousness.

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I would want the /jp/ mansion to have a replica of the Lords Of The Lockerroom changing room and a dungeon.

>> No.13413179

>>13413019
But dude I want to live off of only smegma, cum, piss and shit!

>> No.13413226

>>13413179
You'd have to suck all the mansion residents' dicks to get enough to make a living. And you'd inevitably have to suck a couple clean dicks.

>> No.13413240

>>13413179
I haven't bathed in weeks.
I hope you can take it.

>> No.13413244
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For some reason the project actually happens and gets founded.
A group of 20 men meet in front of the house, look at each other and laugh awkardly while caressing the back of their heads.
They enter the house and see it's spoil and in evident ruins.
One of the men that watched enough britbong house restauration programs talks as if he knows what's he's talking about and explains how awful the situation is.
"Meh whatever, let's put our stuff and pick the rooms".
Of course they don't have anything to eat, nor an actual base where to sleep. I'm not saying anything about showers for a reason.
The first night some /jp/sies cry.
Some can't sleep because they saw a rat passing by.
Some get angry and go back to their houses while thinking about something to say to their parents.
The day later everyone wakes up to check /jp/ but they only know notice there aren't any computers.
Some of the guys have smartphones though, so they make little groups and laugh awkardly at the tiny screens.
Suddenly groups start forming like in the actual /jp/, the VNfags, the 2hufags, the one that just like to shitpost in random threads etc.
After a while they realize they can't go on like this, so they give said groups chores to do in order to survive.
Everyone accepts.
Of course no /jp/sie wants to work, so secretly go to an internet cafe thinking they're so smart to come back later in the night saying they didn't manage to do said chore.
Everyone meet ups in the same internet cafe because they all has the same idea.

>> No.13413287

>>13413179
>>13413240

That's rather vile.

You should consider killing yourselves.

Being a NEET or depressed is no excuse for being filthy.

>> No.13413371

>>13413226
Clean jpsies have to give me more cum, poop, and pee to make up for it.

>>13413240
I'm ready, please give me it!

>> No.13413694

>>13413244
Golden.
Please write more.

>> No.13413751

>>13409829
I wouldn't add any rooms, but we'd have to find up people to be our meidos. Trap meidos or fairy meidos?

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>>13411985
The ghosts would look like this, though. There's nothing to fear.

>> No.13413779

I'd be a meido
no gay shit tho

>> No.13413783

>>13413751
We could find some homeless woman and all impregnate her, and then raise the children up to think that they're fairies and have them do our chores while wearing fairy wings and maid outfits.

>> No.13413818

>>13410184
If you provide the building materials, I own maybe $5k worth of tools. I'm mainly an automotive tech, but I've built rooms from scratch, done flooring and plumbing before. The only thing I won't do is electrical, since if the house burns down some how and someone dies, I get charged with manslaughter. Best leave electrical to the professionals.

>> No.13413835

>>13413783
Cute! Let's do it!

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>>13413022
I get to be the leather head

>> No.13415241

>>13413818
Just wait a bit, I'll be rich really soon!

>> No.13415281

>>13413783
But 3d meido a shit though

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>>13415281
Not if you discipline them properly..

>> No.13415444

Damn that's only a couple hours from me

I want this

>> No.13415471

>>13413848
"hey buddy I think you got the wrong room, the touhou fan club is two doors down."

>> No.13415677

This place only has 9 rooms though. How many /jp/sies can we reasonably fit??

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>>13415677
Bunk beds. Lots of bunk beds.

And maybe some sleeping bags...

>> No.13415715

>>13415700
Sounds like it would be an awesome sleepover but every single day. I'm ready for this.

>> No.13416642

>>13415677
It has 90
See >>13411639

>> No.13416704

normalfag here, you guys should do this because I want to read the news report when it goes horribly wrong

>> No.13417231

>>13416642
Oh shit. This actually could become a /jp/ commune...

>> No.13417237

You have no idea how much I would love this, but the reality of it is just too far off to ever happen. Dreams are nice but it all just ends with disappointment anyways.

>> No.13417249

That thing's probably haunted. So any ghost otaku here????

>> No.13417306

>>13417237
I think, in order for this to occur, it would have to be more marketed towards a larger demographic than just /jp/... and things like this have only been successful with a very liberal crowd...

like, ive heard of farms where people go to live to work the land in the US before, like co-ops. This would most likely have to market towards people like that

>> No.13417314

We can capitalize off of the buildings history. It is a mansion, and like the other historic mansions you see in parks, we can live in the attic and give tours, or just let the cunts wander the halls for money. Or maybe a haunted hotel business, we let them stay in the run down portion for a large sum so they feel uncomfortable all night. With that money we could fund a biannual trip to comiket, and much more.

>> No.13417769

>>13417306
Yeah I was thinking about that earlier, also I'm the guy who posted most of the useful information (in my opinion).
We should probably seek 501(c) status, ideally 501(c)(3) since it has the best tax exemption stuff. Unfortunately the best tax exemptions available in 501(c)(3) are only available for religious organizations. We could still do 501(c)(3) but we would have less tax exemptions and have to do much more paperwork.
Also the presence of corpses buried in the yard bothers me because it would make farming a bitch if we had to move a bunch of skeletons each time we wanted to plant things in some area for the first time.

>> No.13419335

>>13417314
>Or maybe a haunted hotel business, we let them stay in the run down portion for a large sum so they feel uncomfortable all night.

They're going to be disappointed if nothing happens though.
So we'll have to dress like ghosts and make noises at night.

>> No.13419598

>>13419335
But what is real ghost come out?

>> No.13419639

>>13419335
I don't think it would take too much effort for jaypee to make their clients feel uncomfortable.

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