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Don't worry, Eirin is here to make you feel all better. How can she help?

>> No.13407995

>>13407988
I have an inflammation of the benis :DDDD

plz massage to help reduce the swelling ;)

>> No.13407997

Can she make a tiny penis bigger? I'm asking for a friend.

>> No.13408000

>>13407988
Can she cure an expanding tumor near the cerebellum?

>> No.13408004
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I just want to cuddle a rabbit. Reisen or Tewi, I don't care which one.

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>> No.13408050

>>13407997
Why do you want to make your friend's penis bigger anon?

>> No.13408058
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>>13407988

A bottle of the 151 proof "for medical use only" vodka with the prescription label. Oh yeah and she spoon feeds it to me all night and we bro out. This type of thing.

>> No.13408713

>>13407988
I've never kissed a girl...

>> No.13408788
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>>13407988
Age regressing potions. You know why.

>> No.13408827

>>13407988
I require opiates.

...And a hug.

>> No.13408835

>>13407988
Please help, my virginity is killing me

>> No.13409056

>>13407988
I need to fug her.

>> No.13409094

>>13409056
Hugs before fugs!

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>>13409094
You shouldn't hug a hag!

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>>13407988

Can you fix my life?

>> No.13409565

>>13409532
Of course I shouldn't hug a hag, I should hug Eirin

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>>13409565
I don't know how to tell you this, anon, but Eirin is a hag.

Oh, I said it! Sorry!

>> No.13409592

>>13407988
I am very upset she doesn't get to star in the fighting game.

>> No.13409622

Worst outfit.

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>>13408004
>>13409622
Eirin can be a bunny for you if you want..

>> No.13409797

>>13408050
So I can suck it while he bullies my little pee pee.

>> No.13409816

>>13409754
I'm okay with this.

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>>13409816

>> No.13410030

can i please just have a cup of tea with milk
im pretty cold

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>>13407988
Would Eirin make a good wife for an Earthling if she married one?

>> No.13410141

>>13409565
Good answer!

>> No.13410427

>>13410064
sure

>> No.13410442

>>13410064
She'd definitely make sure they were healthy.

>> No.13410507

Oddly enough, I'm currently feeling under the weather.
Please help me, Eirin.

>> No.13410815

Erin

>> No.13410867

my entire body hurts and I'm tired all the time
all I want is a hug
I'll never blog again

>> No.13410905

>>13408788
Would Eirin look at me weirdly if I asked her to make some mental age regression potions?

>> No.13410974

>>13410905
I want to mentally regress touhous and have them act like 5 year olds in their adult bodies

especially kanako

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>>13410867
Eirin is going to take good care of you from now on!

>> No.13411090

>>13410905
>>13410974

What's funny is that I can remember reading a doujin where Alice did that to Marisa. Forgot the name though.

>> No.13411091

>>13410974
Me too, but I want to take them back to 2-3 years old mentally.

>> No.13411109

>>13411091
Thats stupid though, 6-12 is the sweet spot. Anything below that and they're essentially just retards and anything above that is gross.

>> No.13411183

>>13411109
Girls acting like babies is my fetish /a/non, I can't really explain it.

>> No.13411193

>>13411183
You're on jp at the moment.

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She can bear my children. Then everything will be alright.

>> No.13423046

>>13407988
I need job.

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>>13409889
Fat old Hag.

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>> No.13431446

Patting my head would help.

>> No.13431465

Oppai, oppai

>> No.13431474
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So, what are the chances that she appears in Touhou 15?

>> No.13431679

>>13431474
Very high. She'll be in one of the endings.

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