Remilia is going to make you her boyfriend. Take your clothes off.

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Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:26:43 2015 No.13400467 [Reply] [Original]

Remilia is going to make you her boyfriend. Take your clothes off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:28:26 2015 No.13400472 Gross, why would I give into the worst 2hu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:51:39 2015 No.13400539 Remi sucks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:58:17 2015 No.13400553 File: 835 KB, 1000x1000, 615755329c265b25ffca554ef2f857d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400467 >Remilia is going to make you her boyfriend. Finally, a dream come true. >>13400539 My dick. That's what she sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:00:47 2015 No.13400559 >>13400553 Do her fangs ever cut up the sides of your dick?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:06:57 2015 No.13400581 File: 49 KB, 600x428, Remilia-Scarlet-remilia-scarlet-32520397-600-428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400559 Sometimes. But she doesn't do it on purpose. Or at least that's what she says.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:36:34 2015 No.13400662 >>13400559 Only slightly. It draws a bit of blood so she keeps sucking after you nut. She then feels bad and tries to put a bandaid on your dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:10:23 2015 No.13401296 >>13400467 K

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:56:21 2015 No.13401475 >>13400559 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1052122 All day every day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:55:25 2015 No.13401901 What would happen if I told her that I was already in a committed relationship with Flandre?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:04:05 2015 No.13401947 File: 103 KB, 900x704, 114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does that give me the right to headpat her?

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Wed Apr 29 13:15:41 2015 No.13401987
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>>13401947
That entitles you to ruffle the bedhair a maximum of three (03) times per day. And to become the test subject for an ojou-sama cooking for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:16:27 2015 No.13401994 File: 35 KB, 245x274, 1354407471328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13401987

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:47:56 2015 No.13402373 File: 91 KB, 1024x1335, fa3886cdacbcd0d07124f2b5b1b100a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13401947 whatever you like

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:43:57 2015 No.13402702 >>13400467 Sure... What are we gonna do on the bed Remi?????

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:46:38 2015 No.13402720 >>13400467 >Take your clothes off. They're already off

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:47:48 2015 No.13402729 Good joke OP! Remi would never date a disgusting loser like myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:56:17 2015 No.13402782 File: 17 KB, 634x476, 1426485463701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400467 Okay but just please don't hurt me. It's not going to hurt, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:57:27 2015 No.13402790 >>13402729 Please do not bully yourself. Don't you want to hug the Remi and make her happy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:59:02 2015 No.13402802 >>13402729 >Remi would never date a disgusting loser like myself. Of course not, anon! And that's the reason she won't date you! She's just gonna rape you instead!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:10:49 2015 No.13402865 >>13402790 >>13402802 /jp/ is too nice sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:22:11 2015 No.13402899 >>13402782 Wake up Aniki!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:23:21 2015 No.13402901 File: 652 KB, 2000x1999, 647825cbbf7ac7df7081e52ffc98ce27.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13402373 thats cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:26:58 2015 No.13402913 >>13402865 /jp/s are people who can't live without dreams

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:50:39 2015 No.13403012 File: 132 KB, 850x866, 130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remi is cute! Very cute!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:55:56 2015 No.13403038 File: 401 KB, 700x700, 43836560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to procreate with Remi!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:59:28 2015 No.13403055 File: 87 KB, 420x315, 3532224686754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Remilia to accept me for who I am!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:04:19 2015 No.13403080 >>13403055 What if she wants to bully your penis for being a lame neet and decides you can mooche off her and stay in the mansion as a freeloader as long as she can do what she wants with you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:08:14 2015 No.13403096 >>13403080 I just want to marry her and treat her well for the rest of her life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:23:25 2015 No.13403145 I want Remilia to be my sugar momma and make me not have to work anymore!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:29:29 2015 No.13403153 File: 693 KB, 1700x1200, 253798d4bb3e88ce4735d543f3eae457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13402373 I really like terimayo. He has a way of making them look incredibly soft.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:30:39 2015 No.13403157 All this just to become a cow like in her dream? Marisa sure is a pervert. Anon and Alice will be having a lot or fun teasing and squeezing her by the time this is over. Perhaps she could slip Alice a little bit and sees how she likes it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:33:33 2015 No.13403164 File: 608 KB, 600x800, 1422287193279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13403157 Are you lost, perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:35:23 2015 No.13403168 >>13403164 just a little

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:37:04 2015 No.13403171 File: 101 KB, 1024x1024, 1386188207781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13403168

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:23:20 2015 No.13403366 File: 153 KB, 850x964, remilia (77).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Remilia to sink her fangs into my neck and drink my blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 20:12:41 2015 No.13403903 File: 313 KB, 452x342, 1428221052941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13402899

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 20:42:45 2015 No.13404054 Will she make fun of my small penis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 21:13:53 2015 No.13404264 I want Remi to pat my head and scratch under my chin!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 21:20:16 2015 No.13404314 File: 428 KB, 925x975, 50097434_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:06:54 2015 No.13404545 >>13404054 She's pretty tiny so you'll still be a big guy for her, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:09:12 2015 No.13404554 Man, I want to be dominated so bad, dude. So bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:27:08 2015 No.13404616 >>13404545 I don't know she's hundreds of years old I'm pretty sure she's had some really big ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:29:27 2015 No.13404626 >>13404054 Yes. She'll tie a ribbon around the base and play with it using her feet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:34:51 2015 No.13404655 >>13404554 I do too. But not painfully, I think - those ideas scare me and make me sad. Light domination seems best though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:38:48 2015 No.13404681 File: 350 KB, 1060x824, 45306117_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13403153 I think it's the lips and the breasts

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:42:12 2015 No.13404696 >>13404626 I guess that's fine. I hope she'll be nice to me sometimes, though.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Wed Apr 29 22:55:16 2015 No.13404739 File: 167 KB, 700x1000, 50007410_p24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My greatest fear is that she wouldn't like the taste of my blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:58:51 2015 No.13404754 >>13404739 Not that she hates you so much she refuses to even have a drop of your blood?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:58:56 2015 No.13404757 >>13404739 She could still try out your semen then.

Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Wed Apr 29 23:01:27 2015 No.13404763
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>>13404757
I can always just open one of my own arteries and hose her down in my final moments. That would be glorious.

>>13404754
Vampires can taste with their vaginas?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 23:01:40 2015 No.13404764 File: 247 KB, 850x1201, boobs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The lady has grown up!

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Wed Apr 29 23:05:44 2015 No.13404786 File: 1.29 MB, 840x1344, 49698318_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13404764 The foulest of heresies. Remilia's flatness is supreme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 23:10:59 2015 No.13404804 >>13404763 >Vampires can taste with their vaginas? She has more than one hole, you know.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Wed Apr 29 23:16:26 2015 No.13404818 File: 820 KB, 878x890, 48010869_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13404804 But that's not where I want my semen to go... Semen should always go where it is needed most.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 23:39:26 2015 No.13404913 IM SO GAY

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 23:44:04 2015 No.13404936 >>13404913 fuck off jarek

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 23:52:02 2015 No.13404971 >>13404913 WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 00:04:18 2015 No.13405029 File: 1.20 MB, 1920x1080, tmp_3618-b29599931db28fa7c075681ed4229d9f(2)-362645642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13404936 I giggled.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 00:05:50 2015 No.13405038 I never asked for this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 00:14:45 2015 No.13405074 >>13405038 Shut it and just take it up the ass, kid.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 01:00:59 2015 No.13405303 >>13405133 Do vampires even need to use the toilet?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 01:34:28 2015 No.13405473 But you'll turn to a zombie if she drinks your blood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 02:17:20 2015 No.13405658 >>13403366 is she bottomless in this?

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Thu Apr 30 02:18:32 2015 No.13405665
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>>13405473
AQN said you'll turn into a ghoul-like thing and the sun will evaporate you.
But this would happen only if she drank all your blood, and as she is a light eater you'll be safe.

>>13404655
If no blood is drawn then you aren't submitting properly to Remilia Ojou-sama.

That incommensurable anguish when no qt vampire loli ojou-sama to force you to give her horsie and crawl on all fours over broken glasses, nor to whip you back and lick the bleeding wounds, nor will she grab your balls with her cold bare loli hands and slap your painfully erect cock.

Why even exist.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 02:27:00 2015 No.13405707

>>13405665
>crawl on all fours over broken glasses
I'm all for letting her do some pervy shit but fuck that. Glass cuts and splinters are the fucking worst. Its not even like erotic pain, its like macro papercuts amd "ow let me deal with this shit stuck in mu hand until heals or callouses enough I can dig it out"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 05:21:12 2015 No.13406282 >>13405665 I'd rather she bit my dick tbh, you're weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 05:33:17 2015 No.13406332 >>13405665 >That incommensurable anguish Kill yourself then

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:55:30 2015 No.13407770 Would having the blood sucked out of your dick feel good?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 13:07:32 2015 No.13407832 File: 408 KB, 703x1000, 0db2b6c967aa3ea118414fbb7c5764a3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13405665 I'd turn into an edgy ghoul for Remilia. I'll protect her, and everyone in SDM.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 13:42:21 2015 No.13407983 >>13405376 >China dress Remi I want to cuddle her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 14:06:52 2015 No.13408107 But I'm just wearing my bowler hat and socks, why would you need me to take them off? My willie is already out and erect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:25:36 2015 No.13408598 >>13408107 Are you having tea and crumpets?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:32:07 2015 No.13408642 but my penis is not erect. what if she mistakes me for having a small penis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:49:34 2015 No.13411087 I'm in love with ojou-sama

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 14:52:39 2015 No.13419771 >>13400472 You realize Yamame is a spider, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 19:39:41 2015 No.13421016 I want Remi to ravage my neck!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 07:54:15 2015 No.13423281 >>13405665 You used to be a cool guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 08:20:41 2015 No.13423368 File: 796 KB, 1500x1000, 44793504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13405665 That's too hardcore, even for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:26:58 2015 No.13424098 If remilia was my girlfriend I would take her to the beach and get a tan.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:50:18 2015 No.13424160 File: 174 KB, 600x600, Chen curious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13424098 So you're saying you want to kill her.. Unless you're talking about a moonlight tan.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:30:51 2015 No.13424295 File: 217 KB, 1500x1440, 1368492714155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remi needs a spank!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:51:59 2015 No.13424371 >>13424295 Damn! Who would have the guts to do that to Remi??

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:57:26 2015 No.13424390 File: 97 KB, 800x1065, 1368418899800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13424371 Sakuya!

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sun May 3 15:29:58 2015 No.13425091 File: 164 KB, 600x840, 50161367_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13423281 What's uncool about fulfilling every whim of a qt vampire loli ojou-sama? Your reward comes later.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:39:23 2015 No.13432090 >>13400467 Why did I read this in Marik Ishtar's voice?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:42:55 2015 No.13439965 >>13400467 I don't date slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:46:42 2015 No.13440095 File: 7 KB, 223x226, download (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439965

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 08:27:23 2015 No.13445348 don't die

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 08:38:46 2015 No.13445364 >>13445348 It's not like we aren't going to have another goddamn Remi thread as soon this one dies.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 10:52:32 2015 No.13445653 >>13445364 if the dog fleas you don't beat it with a shovel you give it flea medicine. ignoring the problem doesn't improve on it.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Thu May 7 14:49:16 2015 No.13446466 File: 926 KB, 800x1116, 50181329_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13445653 >if the dog fleas you don't beat it with a shovel you give it flea medicine. This is incredibly amusing. Meet my mighty mistress!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 15:59:23 2015 No.13446742 >>13400467 But I want to protect Remys interests by not performing coitus until marriage with Remy! Proper ladies do not perform pre-maritals and Remy is certainly among the most proper of ladies.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 16:29:46 2015 No.13446829 >>13446466 Those socks are amazing

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 22:14:01 2015 No.13448227 File: 318 KB, 872x1200, 1395897611771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gosh, I want to touch her feet.

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