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Youmu didn't listen when you told her to put on sunscreen. Are you upset at her?

>> No.13387455

I want to touch Youmu's butt.

>> No.13387461

>>13387451
How'd you manage to make this creepy

>> No.13387465

>>13387461
Which part of it?

>> No.13387488

i like my dorks brown

>> No.13387526
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>>13387488

>> No.13387541

>>13387451
Not at all. In fact, I'm going to give Youmu a big, hard, pat on the back!

>> No.13387544

>>13387451
Only if Youmu doesn't learn her lesson

>> No.13387552
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>> No.13387592
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>>13387552
>>13387526
Please do not post brown Youmu. Youmu is not brown, she is white.

Additionally, brown girls are not cute. Youmu is cute. Therefore, Youmu is not brown.

>> No.13387636

>>13387592
Youmu is a toasted marshmallow!

>> No.13387641
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>>13387592
Maybe you should've lotioned her up better then. Your Youmu is now brown.

>> No.13387968

>>13387592
>Additionally, brown girls are not cute.

Now this is some maximum-tier shit taste.

>> No.13388925

I'm not mad at all. Brown Youmu is cute as HECK

>> No.13389039

>>13387451
She'll need a spanking for this

>> No.13389068

>>13387451
Who's the nigger?

>> No.13389098

>>13387968
I like a tan myself, but a tan like that >>13387552 is a bit too much. Looks like she fell asleep on the pleb grill.
pleb grill = solarium

>> No.13389124

>>13387451
Sunscreen doesn't prevent tanning.

>> No.13389951

>>13387461
Welcome to /jp/!

>> No.13390086
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>>13387451
has she been cheating on me witht he guys at the beach

>> No.13390092

>>13390086
Slut!

>> No.13390113

>>13390086
she's a pure maiden, she wouldn't cheat on you.
at least that's what she wants you to think.

>> No.13390119

>>13390086
i like your taste in youmu pics, keep posting

>> No.13390125

>>13387451
I want to lick her burns.

>> No.13390133
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>>13390119
ok ill post one more, i like this pic because you can see her feet and the shape of her calves are pretty cute, the face is not very unique but it's okay i guess

>> No.13390140

I'm more upset with the fact that her ribbon has this white stripe.

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>>13389068

>> No.13392482
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>>13387592
Brown girls can be cute too dude!

>> No.13392505

>>13392482
What color are her nipples?

>> No.13392512

>>13392505
they're pink because she's a caucasian with dark skin

>> No.13392525

>>13392512
So she's Arabic?

>> No.13392538

>>13392505
They're dark brown and look like hershey's kisses.

>> No.13392553

>>13392538
would still fug

>> No.13392573

>>13392538
Brown nipples a shit, cute pink or nothing!

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>>13387526
>That tummy

>> No.13392865

>>13392512
Keep telling yourself that if it really makes you feel better.

>> No.13393327

YOUMU IS CUTE
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>> No.13393349
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Sex with Youmu

>> No.13393662

>>13393349
Youmu is a lewd slut

>> No.13393902

>>13393662
Youmu is a boy

>> No.13393910

>>13393902
Youmu is cute, Youmu is a girl. A CUTE GIRL.

>> No.13393928

>>13393902
boys can be slut too, just look at /jp/

>> No.13393931

>>13393910
>Youmu is cute, Youmu is a boy/girl. A CUTE BOY.

>> No.13393935

>>13393931
Youmu is a woman!
http://donmai.us/posts/1724835?tags=konpaku_youmu+vaginal

>> No.13400683

Which part of a sunburned Youmu would you most want to eat the peeled off skin from?

>> No.13400689

>>13400683
Everywhere, I want to hasten Youmu's whiteness!

>> No.13400827

Sun tanned boys like Youmu get bad farmer's tans!

>> No.13401086
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>>13393935
Youmu's just a kid

>> No.13401116

>>13401086
A slutty kid.

>> No.13401294

>>13387451
Putting on sunscreen doesn't prevent you from getting a tan, it prevents you from getting a sunburn.
If you want her to not get a tan, keep her in a place without sunlight, like a se dungeon.

>> No.13401300

>>13401294
>keeping youmu in a sea dungeon
>not letting her go outside to the beach
You're awful!

>> No.13401308

>>13401300
Who art thou quoting?

>> No.13401311

>>13401294
>Sea dungeon
How many dolphins would it take to subdue Youmu?

>> No.13401326

>>13401311
How many prehensile dolphin cocks could Youmu sever before one got in her?

>> No.13401364

>>13401326
0
Dolphins are the 2nd most smartest animal and Youmu is only half human so logically only half as smart, so they're probably smarter than her.

>> No.13401442

>>13401311
x

>>13401326
x-1

x = 1 + (sy / d) (1 - c)

y = youmu's strength
d = average dolphin's strength
s = attack power bonus of sword
c = chance that yumo slips and drops her sword in the water

>> No.13401537

>>13401442
You're forgetting that the Dolphins have the mental advantage as well as being able to restrict her sword movement by binding her arms with the tentacle cocks. How many Dolphins are we talking here, if it's like a group of 5 she stands no chance.

>> No.13401553

>>13401537
Dolphin ejaculations are strong enough to badly injure humans and would probably kill a little boy like Youmu

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>>13401311
Dunno, but I know it would take only one shark to defeat Youmu.

>> No.13405536

>>13387451
Sauce please!

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