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All right /jp/, so we know almost all of the Touhous are thousands of years old, but seriously, how old do you think these characters are physically?

If you ask me, Yukari can't be any older than 17.
Oi Oi!

>> No.1336898

old enough to bear children

/thread

>> No.1336900
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Physical age is immaterial.

>> No.1336901

They are all over 18

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>>1336892
Yukari is a damn milf. WTF are you smoking?

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JYUU-NANA-SAI?

Yukari/Yuyuko/Eirin/Kanako types: 25ish
Sakuya/Patchy/Ran Types: 20ish
Reimu/Alice/Reisen Types: 17ish
Marisa/Sanae/Etc: 15ish
Nitori/Remilia/Etc: 13ish
Tewi/Chen/Flandre: 11ish

>> No.1336916

>so we know almost all of the Touhous are thousands of years old,

I thought most were Youkai or humans and the only ones THAT ancient are the immortals and Gods.
We're never told what age all the Youkai are, but Yukari is at least as old as Gensokyo itself.

And appearance wise, Yukari looks like 22. At least in PCB. She looks like 14 in IN.

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I more or less agree with the ages in this picture, sve maybe a few. I also agree with ZUN that Sakuya is likely in her late teens. Probably 19.

>> No.1336929

>>1336909
I think it's implied by the OP that he meant Yukari was 17 the same way Kikuko Inoue and her followers are eternally 17.

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>>1336921
>Kaguya older than Mokou
I want to hear her call Kaguya Onee-san now.
Maybe... maybe Onee-sama.

>> No.1336944

WTF!
shiki can't be taller than kaguya!

>> No.1336979

Tewi is older than Yukari

>> No.1336985

Let's see..

Reimu: 16
Marisa: 15
Cirno: 9-11
China: 19
Patchy: 15 or 18. I can't decide whether she acts older but is young, or if she really is older.
Sakuya: 19. I thnk it would be funny if she and China were the same age
Remi: 12
Flan: 10
Chen: 8
Alice: 16
Youmu: 14-15
Yuyuko: 22-24
Ran: 21

>> No.1336996

>>1336985
I'd say yuyuko ~ 40
and kanako ~ 29
everything else I agree with you.

>> No.1337002

>>1336996
>Yuyuko ~40
What?

>> No.1337000

>>1336979
[citation needed]

>> No.1337013

>>1337002
she's old and has lines all over her face.

>> No.1337014

I think of them all as over 18 except for Chen, Cirno, and others like that.

>> No.1337018

Alice is the perfect age to be mai waifu.

( ・∀・)

>> No.1337027

>>1337013
What? No she doesn't. Go away. I hate you. I'm not taking any more of this shit, I'm going to sleep.

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>>1336936

TERUYOOOO

(fucking image was corrupted had to dick around with it)

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>>1337029
Yet more proof that Kaguya is a delicious NEET.
She has imouto moe.

>> No.1337054

touhou physical age = their vag000 depth in inches

>> No.1337056

touhou physical age = their vag000 depth in centimeters.

>> No.1337060

>>1337056

Makes sense

>> No.1337080

>>1337056
Yuyuko's would be 1.3feet deep then...

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>>1336985
>Suwako: 21. It is important to me that she only looks young.

I approve of this.

>> No.1337116

>>1336985
Kourin: 67

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>>1337080
Hungry mouth above, hungry mouth below.

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>>1337116
>Kourin: 67

>> No.1337161

>>1337139
He DOES have white hair.
He clearly is very old.

>> No.1337182

>>1337161

Sakuya has white hair too (or silver, whatever) and she gets away with claiming to be in her late teens. I'd put Kourin in his 30's.

>> No.1337186

>>1337161
Welcome to the world of Japan

>> No.1337194

>>1337182
silver =/= white

>> No.1337214

Sakuya's hair is white, not silver.
Wiki sez
>Estimated to be between 16 to 20 years old.
I suddenly got a boner when I read 16.

>> No.1337216

>>1337214
Disregard that, I suck cocks. It is indeed silver.

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If you ask me, Yukari can't be any older than 7

>> No.1337231

>>1337225
>thousand

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>>1337225
If you ask me, Yukari can't be any older than 2

>> No.1337260

>>1337225
HEART ATTACK
>>1337239
ULTRA HEART ATTACK

>> No.1337257

If you ask me, Yukari can't believe it's not butter.

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>>1337257

>> No.1337282

Yukari is marked for deletion (old)

>> No.1337296

>>1337282
so is Yuyuko.

>> No.1337300

>>1337239
>>1337257
>>1337260
>>1337261
I FUKKEN LOLD
>>1337282
>>1337225

>> No.1337304

>>1337300
>I have a bad sense of humor.

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>>1337304

>> No.1337307

>>1337296
lol

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>>1337310

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This was Yukari's face when she saw the last dozen posts.

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>>1337319

>> No.1337342

>>1337261
>iguana

>>1337310
>lizard

....

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>>1337342

>> No.1337356

>kermitthefrog.jpg

>> No.1337358

>>1337356
What are you talking about, man?

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>>1337347

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>>1337374

>> No.1337413

>>HungryHungryHippo.jpg

Oh you.

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>>1337413

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>>1337425

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>>1337434

>> No.1337484

what the hell is going on in this thread.

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>>1337460

>> No.1337654

holy fuck. brb need to go imagine railing Yukari.

>> No.1337695

Aya hardly gets any mention when people talk about old Touhous. She's up there with Tewi but not quite as old.

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Ha ha, oh wow.

>> No.1337760

>>1337326
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3402700

>> No.1337818

>>1337000

>[citation needed]

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Tewi_Inaba

Here's your fucking citation.

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>> No.1337864

>>1337854
I came so hard.

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>>1337864

>> No.1337957

>>1337326

Fuck, I just saw this picture and now I'm suddenly reminded of Vitamin D.

GODDAMMIT I HATE THOSE FACES

>> No.1337975

>>1337907
More of this please.

>> No.1337979

>>1337326
Is that Sims 2?

They made Touhou models for it? Fucking where?

>> No.1337981

>>1337975
The artist or Marisa&Alice?

>> No.1337987

>>1337981
artist. Did he do any Flan x Remi?

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>>1337975
Marisa&Alice is justice.

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>> No.1338015

>>1338004
moar

>> No.1338020

MOAR

>> No.1338025
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>> No.1338030
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Inaba!

>> No.1338034

>>1338025
you gonna get v&

>> No.1338042

>>1338034
/jp/ has no mods.

>> No.1338051

>>1338042
We will see.

>Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...

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>> No.1338058

>>1338051
Janitors != Mods
Also, your mom sucks in bed.

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>>1338051
A worthy effort... but futile.

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http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/5822120
Touhou Vocal Amv list.

>> No.1338068

Mods are fapping.

>> No.1338071

>>1338068
>Mods are fapping.

HOW KAWAII!!! ^__^

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>> No.1338284

Pic still not deleted? Wow.

>> No.1338375

>>1338068
see >>1338284

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