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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:18:11 2015 No.13367477 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:19:03 2015 No.13367481 File: 446 KB, 564x800, Holst baby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367467 How disturbing. >>13367470 >Holst raising Werekittens How warm and fuzzy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:20:58 2015 No.13367491 File: 42 KB, 294x276, 1525941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Second for eating out at IHOFD International House of Flying Daggers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:22:13 2015 No.13367494 >>13367491 Here, a plastic knife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:24:08 2015 No.13367500 >>13367477 So we're using this thread? The other one was made first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:26:03 2015 No.13367503 >>13367500 Yeah but this one got a reply first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:26:58 2015 No.13367506 >>13367503 Here it is then. >>13367481 So anyone gonna write about a Holst waiting Werekittens?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:27:03 2015 No.13367507
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No one could ever understand our bizarre relationship because I was your intellectual frigid housekeeper, especially when you'd be going to bed with one chick at night and I wake up in the morning and find another one there, screaming at me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:27:43 2015 No.13367511 >>13367477 I'm ready to do my part to save the Panda Girls!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:27:43 2015 No.13367512 >>13367500 Maybe people like Pandas more than tongues?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:27:55 2015 No.13367514 >>13367500 Oh how embarrassing. >Error: You cannot delete this post Thanks mods!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:28:11 2015 No.13367515 >>13367503 Yeah, I let the people decide. Would have deleted this one if the other got replies first. Normally I'd have deleted it right away, but it was close enough in time to wait and see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:28:37 2015 No.13367516 >>13367514 4chan truly has the greatest software.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:29:33 2015 No.13367523 >>13367514 Ostensibly that was put in place to prevent trolling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:30:32 2015 No.13367530 File: 123 KB, 672x1200, Eats, shoots and leaves.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367477 Call that a panda?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:30:51 2015 No.13367531 >>13367507 I don't know what you tried to say there, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:31:26 2015 No.13367532 >>13367507 What?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:31:54 2015 No.13367534 >>13367531 >>13367532 She sked me what the fuck that chick was doing in your bed and I'd walk in and you weren't with the same one you were in the night before. Oh, I'll never forget that, as long as I live.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:32:54 2015 No.13367536 >>13367534 You should go to bed dear

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:33:59 2015 No.13367538 >>13367506 >write I'm too busy procrastinating to write anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:36:42 2015 No.13367547 >>13367534 Did you accidentally a coca-cola bottle?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:37:28 2015 No.13367550 File: 250 KB, 800x1413, fhvhsnontalking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Frankenstein's monster girl when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:40:09 2015 No.13367556 File: 53 KB, 724x504, Fran contemplates.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367550 Is that really what you want?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:40:28 2015 No.13367558 File: 874 KB, 3508x2480, kraken4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to play strip battleship with a Kraken!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:40:59 2015 No.13367561 >>13367556 Maybe one with a working moral compass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:41:19 2015 No.13367564 I ain't looking for no head From some fucking living dead

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:42:20 2015 No.13367568 >>13367561 >tries to help people to the best of her ability What's wrong anon? Do you want people to die?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:43:51 2015 No.13367573 >>13367568 She even admits that she does not care if her actions cause more misery as long as her victims/patients stay alive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:44:27 2015 No.13367575 File: 260 KB, 672x924, 49674957_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Awooo~

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:44:28 2015 No.13367574 >>13367550 >>13367556 Graveyard strutter!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:45:10 2015 No.13367578 >>13367573 Which is what she believes to be right. A working moral compass =/= agreeing with you. Though I actually am on your side, I think she's awful. But she's cute. Not as cute as Adorea though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:45:28 2015 No.13367579 >>13367491 YEEART!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:46:51 2015 No.13367584 Who is the most bully-able race?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:47:09 2015 No.13367587 >>13367550 Frankenstein monster is pretty much just a zombie type monster that's been stitched together from a bunch of different bodies. Call up a litch, I'm sure she could set you up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:47:43 2015 No.13367589 >>13367578 >Which is what she believes to be right. She doesn't, she simply does what she was created to do, without regards to morality or consequences. But yes, Adorea is cutest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:48:11 2015 No.13367590 >>13367584 Lilim

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:48:31 2015 No.13367593 >>13367584 Alp, cyclops or gazer

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:48:54 2015 No.13367595 >>13367584 Depends, is there an Alp-Cyclops-Cockatrice hybrid yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:49:23 2015 No.13367596 >>13367578 I prefer Veronica. Although, yes, she is really cute.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:51:20 2015 No.13367603
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>>13367477
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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:52:41 2015 No.13367609 File: 149 KB, 640x480, pain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by an apsara

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:53:27 2015 No.13367612 >>13367603 >Sabbath Prohibition ballot Gas the tanukis! Race war now!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:55:30 2015 No.13367616 File: 265 KB, 441x602, Bandage Babe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367589

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:56:28 2015 No.13367619 >>13367609 Why are these posts never deleted MOOOOOOOODS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 06:59:27 2015 No.13367628 >>13367477 Never Say No to Panda. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjDqbgaFnxM

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:02:37 2015 No.13367635 >>13367628 Or else?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:03:23 2015 No.13367638 File: 1.97 MB, 3000x5000, 395e3f518656840d68862a6a5cce572fa6b405af.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon, how do you feel about titty monsters?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:04:01 2015 No.13367642 >>13367619 I would feel lonely if he left though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:05:08 2015 No.13367645 >>13367638 I smell vore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:06:09 2015 No.13367650 >>13367638 Like monsters that a literal pile of tits? Flying breasts with faces? Foxes with chests so large that they can sleep on their fatbags as a bed? Where are we going here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:06:18 2015 No.13367651 >>13367638 Bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:07:46 2015 No.13367654 >>13367638 MGQ part 3-tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:09:41 2015 No.13367661 File: 765 KB, 2000x2000, 1429787381793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367645 Nah, she doesn't vore, just engulfs you in flesh, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:12:00 2015 No.13367670 >>13367661 >those nipples I politely decline

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:13:16 2015 No.13367673 >>13367661 She looks like she's got warts on her areolae... Like, not just small bumps, actual warts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:13:59 2015 No.13367676 >>13367661 You need Jesus in your life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:15:01 2015 No.13367678 >>13367676 We need less Jesus and more Mary Magdalene if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:18:13 2015 No.13367682 >>13367661 This artist is clearly at a 12 on breast loving, and needs to dial it back to a 7.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:19:17 2015 No.13367684 >>13367661 You ruined Balalaika for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:20:58 2015 No.13367687 >>13367684 Reminder that Balalaika canonically likes younger men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:21:02 2015 No.13367688 >>13367684 I would think that if how much of a monster she already is doesn't phase you, something like that wouldn't bother you too much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:21:31 2015 No.13367690 File: 362 KB, 1240x1340, 1335675880427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367661 I prefer it when the breasts maintain their shape. If I wanted a giant blob I'd just go with a slime girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:22:52 2015 No.13367693 >>13367688 You calling Balalaika a monster?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:24:25 2015 No.13367698 File: 798 KB, 922x1024, 1429788265200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367684 Nothing can ruin Balalaika, She's that good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:24:58 2015 No.13367699 >>13367698 I puked a bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:25:23 2015 No.13367703 >>13367698 Bacontits best tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:25:36 2015 No.13367705 >>13367693 Indeed I am. To be fair though, most, if not all, of the higher tier people in that series are pretty monstrous. I mean, I like her, but come on man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:26:43 2015 No.13367708 >>13367698 Wow. Looking back, I thought I would have minded if she had terrible burn scars all over her body. And yet here it is. And I don't mind at all How about that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:27:33 2015 No.13367709 >>13367708 She tastes like bacon Crispy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:28:49 2015 No.13367712 >>13367705 It's just business, anon.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:29:46 2015 No.13367716

>>13367708
She's not really disfigured the way burn victims can be.
No flesh permanently melted into a deformed, shrunken mass. No piles of scar tissue.
She's like cosplay tier for scars. Just a bunch of discoloration with an otherwise normal physique. Basically bacon tattoos.
Now think again if the one side of her face was basically clay over skull and she was missing an eye.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:31:22 2015 No.13367722 File: 102 KB, 1024x1024, 76333b41a94c2b824255c42f694494c2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:32:59 2015 No.13367727 >>13367578 Not him, but morals aren't dictated by the individual, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:34:23 2015 No.13367729 >>13367727 >morals aren't dictated by the individual To an extent they are, but why are you bringing this up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:36:17 2015 No.13367735 File: 168 KB, 750x1206, LavaGolemBlush.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367727 Some 19th-century Germans would like to have a word with you, anon. Some Colorado senators, too. But anyway, MONSTERGIRLS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:37:06 2015 No.13367738 >>13367735 Volcano Goddess, please accept our virgin sacrifice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:38:33 2015 No.13367742 >>13367735 Kant>Nietzsche There, I said it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:41:56 2015 No.13367746

>>13367698
I wanna kiss her burnt cheek

>>13367729
Because the implication was that just because she sees things differently from you doesn't mean her moral compass is broken. I say morals aren't dictated by the individual, therefor her compass would have to subscribe to the morals of her society, her context. I can go out, drug and rape the first cutie I see. I personally am just visiting pleasure on her flesh and getting myself off at the same time. Nonetheless this is still immoral, even if hypothetically I weren't to see it this way. The compass is to point the individual to society's north. No one cares if yours is currently pointing north, they just care that to them, you are walking south.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:42:37 2015 No.13367747 >>13367735 Why is she dripping?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:44:32 2015 No.13367753

>>13367746
Just like to remain a virgin 'till marriage is immoral to MGC. To some anons, I'm calling out the guiltfags here, it is not. However to the sort of society that MGc is, it would be heinous. The actual state of your compass doesn't matter. It's where your compass points compared to the rest. If every one else's is going north, and yours is going south, yours is broken. A poor analogy, surely, as north and south are quantifiable polarities whereas morality is not, but there you go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:44:36 2015 No.13367754 >>13367742 Not nearly as controversial as you might think.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:46:13 2015 No.13367757

>>13367746
>this is still immoral
Not to you it isn't. What's right and what's wrong is completely up to the person thinking about it. Just because a lot of people agree on something, doesn't mean they're objectively right.
>north and south
Up to definition in this context. But again, why are you trying to argue about this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:46:16 2015 No.13367758 >>13367747 She's a fucking lava golem. She's basically a solid/slime hybrid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:48:10 2015 No.13367762 File: 420 KB, 849x1200, 1379541398302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does an ~Ara Ara pirate-looking waifu do for you, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:49:09 2015 No.13367765 >>13367762 She scrubs me deck while I plunder her booty, if you catch me drift, lad. Rated argh.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:50:24 2015 No.13367768

>>13367757
A compass is designed to point you in the right direction. You can swear that you're doing the right thing until you are black and blue in the face and you'll still get hung from the gallows.

>What's right and what's wrong is completely up to the person thinking about it
No, its up to every one else who has to put up with you. Are you going to tell me what Hitler did wasn't immoral because he believed in it?
Are you to tell me the bombing of Dresden wasn't immoral, because it was thought right at the time?

The objective truth of the matter is neither here not there, morality is decided by the masses.
>Why are you trying to argue
Because I think I'm right and you're wrong? Because you might convince me otherwise, and thus make me little more informed? Why does any one discus things?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:50:43 2015 No.13367770 >>13367762 They don't, I don't get out of the kraken lair often

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:52:47 2015 No.13367771 File: 307 KB, 600x800, vidya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >So many Monstergirls have giant hands or claws or fluffy paws Then how do they play the vidya?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:54:12 2015 No.13367774

>>13367768
>Are you going to tell me what Hitler did wasn't immoral because he believed in it?
This is where your problem is. I keep telling you it isn't objectively wrong, and you keep assuming this means I think it's objectively right. NO YOU FUCKING RETARD.
>because it was thought right at the time?
>morality is decided by the masses
You're not even trying to be consistent. That's it. I'm done. Back to MGs.

Summer approaches anons. Do your waifus wear bikinis, one pieces, or do they just sunbathe and swim in then nude?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:54:59 2015 No.13367776 File: 395 KB, 746x1017, GrizzlyA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367771 There's only one joystick that monstergirls like to play with, and it's not Nintendo's.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:55:25 2015 No.13367777 >>13367776 AARGH! BEAR!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:55:53 2015 No.13367779 >>13367771 Big controllers made for them. A mouse for a dragon would have to be fucking massive and heavily reinforced.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:57:20 2015 No.13367785 >>13367774 I'm not so sure a Lich would even try going out into the sun like that. A shame, would be interesting to see. >>13367776 Delicious Grizzly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 07:58:16 2015 No.13367787 >>13367785 >Lich in old-timey grandma swimwear with frills and lace and a bonnet that she doesn't tip Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:01:10 2015 No.13367796 >>13367477 good

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:01:46 2015 No.13367797

>>13367774
>One thing was thought right by the masses at the time
>time and values change
>That same thing is now thought wrong by the masses at the time
I don't see the inconsistency and it supports my theory that the values of the masses dictate the morality of a particular action.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:03:29 2015 No.13367801 File: 425 KB, 900x900, 1408653289336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367797 I don't see a single part about this post that relates to MGs in swimwear. Stop being such a faggot and start talking about relevant things.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:03:35 2015 No.13367802
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>Be sensitive guy who doesn't think it's right to harass Monstergirls
>Bully a Monstergirl out of peer pressure anyway
>Turns out she's a hardcore masochist who loves it
>I can't stop bullying her or my friends will abandon me
>The more I do it the more she clings to me because I'm satisfying her fetish

What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:04:51 2015 No.13367804 >>13367801 Read the reply chain. We're talking about a monstergirl's moral compass. Don't strangle discussion, you dweeb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:05:04 2015 No.13367805 >>13367802 Enjoy the masochist MG, but also cut ties with the assholes and make actual friends.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:05:56 2015 No.13367809 >>13367802 What type of faggot lets their shitty friends talk them into doing things they don't want to do? Grow a damned spine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:06:05 2015 No.13367810 >>13367804 No we're not, I said I'm done and I'm the one you were talking to. Now you can keep arguing on your own, but that makes you an asshole talking to himself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:07:26 2015 No.13367813 >>13367774 Are Aphophis even interested in sunbathing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:07:57 2015 No.13367817 >>13367810 It's cool of you don't want to engage anymore, but you don't have to be so vitriolic. You're just coming off as a sore looser now. Calm down. Now isn't the time for assrage and shitposting. That comes later

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:07:59 2015 No.13367818 >>13367813 They're snakes, they love basking in the sun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:08:03 2015 No.13367819 >>13367805 They're true friends who care about who and have saved your ass multiple times, they just fucking hate Monstergirls for personal reasons. Let's say a Monstergirl ruined their parents' relationship by stealing his father away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:08:50 2015 No.13367821 >>13367818 Well, you got a point there,

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:09:07 2015 No.13367823 File: 618 KB, 620x719, 1402706038216.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367817 >Sore looser

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:10:18 2015 No.13367826
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>>13367817
That's not about MGs in swimsuits either you baneposting shitstain.
>>13367819
>they just fucking hate Monstergirls
You don't owe them shit, they're obviously villains.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:12:15 2015 No.13367830 >>13367826 Sorry, I thought this was the monstergirl thread, and not the swimsuit thread. Care to point me in the right direction?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:13:22 2015 No.13367833 >>13367830 Why not both, mane?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:14:04 2015 No.13367836 >>13367801 Man, I'd love to see some more Sahuagin content. I realized a couple weeks ago how nice they could be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:14:05 2015 No.13367837 >>13367830 >monstergirls in swimsuits aren't monstergirls >philosophical wanking about morality is Wow, it's like you only come here for the sake of arguing with people. Can you maybe stop? I won't reply to you anymore so you can pretend you won.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:15:11 2015 No.13367838 >>13367802 Stupid question Does raping masochist MG count as rape?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:15:19 2015 No.13367839 >>13367836 Me too. I would actually write about some if I didn't have so much on my plate as it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:16:12 2015 No.13367841 >>13367837 You're the cunt trying to send me away for talking about monstergirls. Why do you gotta kill discussion like this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:16:29 2015 No.13367842 >>13367802 >tfw my bully became my best friend and probably changed my life, making me grow some balls We need more friendly bullies >>13367838 What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:17:49 2015 No.13367845 File: 359 KB, 700x1002, 1392960686401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367836 >>13367839 What does a Sahaugin do other than hang out in a pond and try to get cuddles from swimmers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:20:36 2015 No.13367850 File: 517 KB, 1000x2000, SahuaginMilf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367836 >>13367839 > only one sahuagin story > it's a short and it ends up with the MC starving to death She deserves better, it's true

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:21:30 2015 No.13367853 Normal human hands or big meaty claws/paws?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:22:09 2015 No.13367854 >>13367850 Gimme some pointers and I'll make life harder for myself. >>13367853 On what? Depends on that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:22:31 2015 No.13367855 >>13367853 Big meaty claws

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:23:07 2015 No.13367857 >>13367853 Big & meaty Their inability to open jars or doorhandles without my help is moe

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:24:53 2015 No.13367860 >>13367857 I think in a big and meaty world, things would be drastically different.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:25:35 2015 No.13367863 >>13367842 ... Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:29:10 2015 No.13367866 File: 716 KB, 827x1169, 49983059_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder that milk is good for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:30:17 2015 No.13367871 >>13367866 Is this the dance of her people?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:34:40 2015 No.13367876 >>13367871 Scholars maintain that it's not the chicken dance, so yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:35:34 2015 No.13367877 >>13367876 That does look like a chicken dance to me though

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:37:14 2015 No.13367881 Wurms are cute! Cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:38:42 2015 No.13367884 File: 201 KB, 803x1200, Off the ceiling and onto the dance floor, flashing colors are shimmering bright, as she watches him move, to her delight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing Knucklehead McSpazatrons?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:39:36 2015 No.13367886 File: 896 KB, 1280x904, 31413565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367881 But anon they're predators. Incredibly sexy predators.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:39:57 2015 No.13367889 >>13367866 I never knew she had feather bracelets inside her milk bubble hands areas. Neat!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:40:47 2015 No.13367892 >>13367884 Hnng Because of you I'm gonna play some double dragon neon now that I got my meal cooking

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:40:52 2015 No.13367893 >>13367884 >>13367886 I could never decide if I like Jinko or Wurm more. Good thing I don't have to make that choice.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:41:42 2015 No.13367894

>>13367850
Yeah, a damn shame. I'm not saying she needs a super long story about her, but she deserves better. That said, I actually like parts of that other Sahuagin story. Could have been real cool.

>>13367854
>Pointers
Their MGE profile shares pretty much all you'd need to know. As long as it didn't end like the other one, you would probably make some people happy.

>>13367884
Just playing some ARAMs and relaxing on a day off. Heating up last nights dinner for breakfast too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:42:44 2015 No.13367895 >>13367866 it hurts to live

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:43:19 2015 No.13367896 >>13367893 >>13367886 >>13367884 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Potential?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:43:24 2015 No.13367897 >>13367894 >MGE profile I was hoping to hear what people would like, not what KC said.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:44:24 2015 No.13367898 >>13367896 Wurms have Potential Abilities! They wear flowers in their hair, too, like the best girl did!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:45:10 2015 No.13367901 >>13367884 Admiral duties and fantasizing about lewd monsters. >>13367893 I can't decide between my favourites either, suddenly the life of a harem protag doesn't seem so bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:48:00 2015 No.13367905 >>13367853 Human Hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:48:02 2015 No.13367906 File: 432 KB, 700x990, Wyvern2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367584 Why, isn't it obvious? The fake dragons!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:49:01 2015 No.13367907 >>13367906 Winged Wailers need to be mounted a lot, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:52:59 2015 No.13367918 >>13367906 >crybaby wyvern recieves a present >its a violin

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:54:38 2015 No.13367919 >>13367898 >A qt3.14 Wurm with a yellow primrose in her hair

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:54:40 2015 No.13367920 >>13367918 Bully alps all you want, but this right here has to stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:56:21 2015 No.13367922 >>13367919 Well the girl I'm talking about had a wreath but that's nice too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:57:23 2015 No.13367924 >>13367922 Which best girl was it again? I forget.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:58:44 2015 No.13367926 File: 1.23 MB, 1920x1080, Eru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367924 Daiunji Eru. The VN might have not been anything special, but she's still the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 08:59:07 2015 No.13367928 >>13367920 >not tenderly bullying you're wyvern friend >not apoligising and cuddling her when she cries You're the real monster here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:00:17 2015 No.13367929 >>13367920 >Bully alps all you want Oh no you don't. Alps need love too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:00:24 2015 No.13367930 >>13367918 >>13367920 I want an Alp onee-san to divert attention away from a crying wyvern, because unlike the wyvern she can take handle being bullied!

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:01:28 2015 No.13367931

>>13367897
Well, I suggested it because there hasn't really been much expanding upon them here, and their profile is largely what I would like to see a story about. Kuudere stalking her would-be husband in the water, waiting until she could pounce and shower him in love and affection before reverting back to her normal state.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:02:04 2015 No.13367933

>>13367930
Hey, how about this? A Wyvern is partnered up with a human boy at a young age so they'll imprint on to one another and work better as a Dragoon team. Then the guy Alps, and all their work is nullified. A new guy has to be brought in, and then they both fall for him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:02:16 2015 No.13367934 >>13367928 You'll never get your Persona if you can't face your true self. >>13367929 Should I laugh at you now, or would you prefer later?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:02:21 2015 No.13367935 >>13367930 But Alp onee-san is weird and keeps making these strange faces and drooling while she's bulied.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:03:32 2015 No.13367937 >>13367934 Screw you, Alps deserve tender love, not bullying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:03:59 2015 No.13367938 File: 280 KB, 902x1310, 1429794239808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367884 Silver Jinkos are love. >tfw Duke Silver Tiger is kill

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:04:50 2015 No.13367939 >>13367937 They have failed in their quest to be men. Failure must be punished, always.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:05:08 2015 No.13367940 >>13367937 I don't know whether to call you gay, autistic, or underage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:06:08 2015 No.13367943 File: 873 KB, 1112x1600, 34556506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many sets of spats does this fox go through in a month?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:06:53 2015 No.13367944

>>13367939
What if you allowed one Alp to take the punishment for all the others, like an Alp-Jesus?
What if this one Alp was bullied in the form of scathing literary criticism?
>>13367943
Don't be silly, she wears the same ones all the time for stronger smells.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:08:53 2015 No.13367948 >>13367944 No, every alp is responsible for their own failure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:13:31 2015 No.13367958 >>13367940 All of the above. Throw in some more buzzwords and memes for good measure. That'll show him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:14:29 2015 No.13367961 File: 60 KB, 1000x676, Dream Team.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367958 Buzzword is a buzzword. We must go deeper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:15:05 2015 No.13367963 File: 135 KB, 1067x800, 1425123186169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=GOODS-00032602

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:15:56 2015 No.13367966 >>13367963 This is sad and awesome at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:17:38 2015 No.13367970 File: 228 KB, 1472x1544, 1375787471739.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367963 Time to be a classy horse fucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:19:08 2015 No.13367975 >>13367963 How much money is Z-ton gonna make with these? Answer: Not as much as you'd think, since monster girls aren't popular yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:19:10 2015 No.13367976 Would you make love to your pregnant monster girl waifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:19:27 2015 No.13367978 >>13367938 Z-Ton?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:19:54 2015 No.13367980 >>13367976 Cowgirl would be acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:20:03 2015 No.13367981 >>13367976 Of course, what kind of dumbass question is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:20:11 2015 No.13367982 >>13367976 Yea. Doesn't pregnancy induce heightened arousal? I really don't have a choice if that's the case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:20:59 2015 No.13367985 >>13367976 Does being raped by her mouth to satisfy her preggo-cravings for semen count as "making love"?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:21:27 2015 No.13367989 >>13367978 Ishida Akira, Maoyuu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:21:28 2015 No.13367990 >>13367975 Answer: Not enough for him to make a sequel to Schizanthus

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:22:19 2015 No.13367992 >>13367958 Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:22:46 2015 No.13367993 >>13367982 >Pregnancy brings on heightened arousal I know it actually is accurate, but isn't it still redundant? Like, increasing the amount of times you're potentially having sex, trying to make a kid, when you're already carrying one anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:22:53 2015 No.13367994 File: 31 KB, 400x402, 1406632361535.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367990 Why you gotta bring that up, jerk?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:23:27 2015 No.13367996 >>13367985 Yes if she leaves you with heartpupils.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:23:46 2015 No.13367997 >>13367990 Must you bring up things like that...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:23:51 2015 No.13367998 >>13367993 It's a mechanism to keep males around for protection. Human women are hilariously vulnerable in the later stages of pregnancy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:24:56 2015 No.13368001 >>13367998 Makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:24:59 2015 No.13368003 >>13367982 A cold breeze is enough to increase arousal on a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:25:31 2015 No.13368005 >>13367992 Spartacus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:25:56 2015 No.13368007 >>13368003 What if a cold breeze were enough to set off the reverse scale?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:26:34 2015 No.13368009 >>13367996 >males with heart pupils Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:27:04 2015 No.13368011 >>13368007 Ryus would spend their entire lives writhing in orgasmic ecstasy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:27:31 2015 No.13368013 >>13367894 >That said, I actually like parts of that other Sahuagin story. Could have been real cool. > Could have been > Could have I tried my best, anon. What would you have liked to see?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:27:34 2015 No.13368014 >>13368005 You misunderstand, I don't blame you though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:27:36 2015 No.13368015 File: 105 KB, 500x600, oomukadoc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time for your threadly dose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:28:10 2015 No.13368018 >>13368015 Thanks docukade

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:28:28 2015 No.13368019 >>13367963 >some where out there some one commissioned the futa version which comes with a bad dragon horsecock stitched on

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:28:35 2015 No.13368020 >>13368013 Not him but A HAPPY ENDING. >>13368015 It really stinks in here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:29:02 2015 No.13368022 >>13367996 Every time. That stupid open-mouth-tongue-out face, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:29:44 2015 No.13368023 >>13368019 >Not liking horsecock futa Though I'll admit it's inferior to knots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:29:56 2015 No.13368024 >>13368007 >>13368011 Pussy Rampage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:30:51 2015 No.13368025 >>13368013 The mc not dying of starvation?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:31:34 2015 No.13368028 >>13368020 Muh sunshine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:31:57 2015 No.13368029 >>13368023 Whilst I agree, here isn't the place to discuss it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:33:09 2015 No.13368032 >>13368028 Yes, muh sunshine. Why would I want to read about a guy starving to death? Why would YOU want to read about a guy starving to death?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:33:36 2015 No.13368033 >>13368013 It's fine, don't listen to Mickey and Minnie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:33:41 2015 No.13368034 >>13368028 muh only sunshine

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:34:16 2015 No.13368035 >>13367850 Doesn't the Sahuagin realize that he's starving at some point and bring him a boot? I'm pretty sure it was an open end aswell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:34:37 2015 No.13368037 >>13368032 Because fuck you that's why.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:35:28 2015 No.13368041 >>13368037 And this is why we can't have nice things.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:36:21 2015 No.13368043

>>13368020
>>13368025
>>13368032

Can I just point out that he didn't die of starvation? The story ended with his fate undetermined.

Maybe he failed to make her understand, and died in that grotto.

Maybe he taught her what human needs are, and after a bumpy start they lived a long and happy deredere life.

I assumed that everyone would be able to live with ambiguous endings, because they let suffering fetishists and happy fetishists imagine whatever final conclusion they personally prefer.

Although I think my assumption may have been misplaced, because... otherwise we wouldn't be having this discussion.

I'm sorry my shit storytelling brought us to this horrible place

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:37:34 2015 No.13368047 >>13368014 I clearly do. Care to explain?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:37:55 2015 No.13368048 >>13368043 You should be sorry, but I'm done talking about it. Nothing is going to get any better from this, only worse. I don't want to start flinging shit here. And it's not like I know how to end a story properly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:38:54 2015 No.13368050 >>13368024 Somehow just isn't as frightening as cock rampage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:39:19 2015 No.13368051 >>13368041 He has the point of fucking you though

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:39:19 2015 No.13368052
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>>13368032
I actually liked that one. Black humor n' stuff, and it doesn't really condemns the guy to imminent death. Maybe he'd manage to communicate with her in the end.
Though I've had the same shiny expectations of Dragon's ending once...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:41:48 2015 No.13368055 >>13368043 Don't worry, it was a good story nonetheless

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:43:44 2015 No.13368060 I just saw japan sexualise tellytubbies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:44:10 2015 No.13368064 >>13368041 We have nice things, all over the fucking place, and here you are bitching about one not so nice thing, so you my friend, are in fact why we can't have nice things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:44:57 2015 No.13368065 >>13368064 But you just said we have nice things. Not about Sahuagin though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:45:31 2015 No.13368067 >>13368050 Real talk, have you had sex?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:46:23 2015 No.13368070 >>13367654 Late to the party but I'd say at most MGQ part 2 tier. This lass here doesn't even begin to comprehend the horrors of part 3.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:49:51 2015 No.13368079 Is there anything we can talk about without upsetting someone? I hate arguments.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:50:11 2015 No.13368080 >Doujin Touhou metal is the closest you'll ever come to shredding solos and blastbeats about monstergirls. >>13368079 Grow thicker skin

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:51:39 2015 No.13368087 >>13368079 >I hate arguments This upsets me. Arguments are great and only through discourse can we progress. You're a fag if you think otherwise

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:51:42 2015 No.13368088 >>13368060 ... And?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:52:13 2015 No.13368089 File: 1.24 MB, 1477x1600, Moth-chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13368080 >Grow thicker skin But why is shitflinging so important to you? Can't we be nice to each other? It's what Moth-chan would want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:53:23 2015 No.13368096 >>13368060 I'll take "things said to stupefy" for 200 Alex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:54:10 2015 No.13368100 >>13368089 Union throguh dic-monstergirls

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:54:51 2015 No.13368105
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>>13368079
I'm trying to write a scene where some giant ants want to talk without the MC hearing them, so they do it all by pheromone.
So I want to know what ants might... do, while they're pheromone-speaking. 'Cos just saying "He sat there in silence while the room got a bit smelly" is kinda lame.
Help me with that and I won't reward you with anything except perhaps slightly quicker neglected-mg writefaggotry OC

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:57:18 2015 No.13368114 >>13368105 They could exercise in spats and tank tops to sweat more.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 09:58:14 2015 No.13368121

>>13368105
Just relay their conversation

>He sat there in silence while the room got a bit smelly. Something in his more primal mind told him of passing missived, but for all his civilized consciousness, he couldn't make out the language of nature
'So, do you think we should rape him now or later'
'Now'
'Later'
'Porque no los dos'
EYYYY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:03:18 2015 No.13368138 >>13368015 Thanks Doc

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:03:18 2015 No.13368139 >>13368089 >Moth-chan will never be a mojyo qt by day, and a masked heroine by night, known as The Monarch

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:04:15 2015 No.13368142 >>13368139 Being a superheroine would interfere with her music career.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:04:31 2015 No.13368144 >>13368043 >I assumed that everyone would be able to live with ambiguous endings, because they let suffering fetishists and happy fetishists imagine whatever final conclusion they personally prefer. Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:06:18 2015 No.13368148 >>13368142 Not if the bad guys conveniently only show up on her off days.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:06:42 2015 No.13368150 >>13368148 Suspicious...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:07:36 2015 No.13368152 >>13368148 So, the bad guys are masochists who want to get beat up by her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:07:43 2015 No.13368153 >>13368150 Please, you know how these chinese cartoons go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:07:56 2015 No.13368155 >>13368079 this is not your hugbox or a "safe space" where you're shielded from thougts you don't like. grow some skin, faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:08:12 2015 No.13368157 >>13368043 >Using the KC method https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:09:13 2015 No.13368161 >>13368152 I like this idea. >>13368155 But this land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind!

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:09:24 2015 No.13368162

>>13368043
I'm the guy you originally asked, and the assumption was fine. It does let people imagine what they want, but I dislike endings that go that way. I'm sure a lot of people enjoy open endings, but I am not one of them. The characters themselves were alright though, so you did well there. And the humor was pretty nice. Dark humor without much actual suffering is always a plus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:10:26 2015 No.13368164 >>13368155 Now if only people who throw a tantrum when a fetish they don't like is discussed could do the same.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:12:56 2015 No.13368171

"Before the Gate-event and formation of Monster Girl City in the human world, an average monster-girls chances of finding a human male partner were less than one in a hundred. Remember you as the monster-girls of today have the responsibility to your daughters, to never let such a male-deficit crisis occur again. Inquire at your nearest PRESC booth for information on how to include human women in your marriage and promote peaceful and responsible coexistence for both species."

this message brought to you by the Party For Responsible Extra-Species Coexistence.

>Lamia wrapped around an ahaego nude human couple with a speech bubble stating "If I can make the effort, so can you."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:13:05 2015 No.13368172 >>13368155 So you're saying shitstorms are a good thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:13:30 2015 No.13368174 >>13368164 Too bad everyone who says "grow thicker skin" or "Just ignore" spergs themselves when something they don't like shows up. Hypocrites, every single one of us.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:14:59 2015 No.13368178
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>>13368161
>"HAHA! How's this, Monarch? I've taken your favorite pick and turned it into a monster to destroy the town."
>"So, Monarch...what do you plan to do about it~?"
"That's it! I'm going to--"
>"..."
"...Why are you biting your lip like that!?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:14:59 2015 No.13368179 >>13368172 one anon's shitstorm is another anon's discussion and if that's done well, a third anon's fap material

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:15:00 2015 No.13368180 >>13368164 You know that's everybody, so saying this is pointless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:15:15 2015 No.13368182 >>13368171 Normies can have them, can't they?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:16:22 2015 No.13368188 >>13368182 Are there still normies in the magical year of 20XX?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:17:02 2015 No.13368189 >>13368188 Sadly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:17:09 2015 No.13368190 >>13368178 >"Oh no! I fell over on this seemingly random soft mattress and am completely helpless! If only the heroine defender of justice wouldn't punish me for my crimes!" >TZICHING intensiefies >>13368188 There will always be normies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:17:26 2015 No.13368191 >>13368188 Something tells me there'll be only normies at some point.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:17:32 2015 No.13368192
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>>13368157

I've never seen the sketch this derives from before, so I thank you for bringing it to my attention.

> American historians and documentarians believe that the actual events were far too embarrassing for our fledgling nation to endure. But Abraham Lincoln actually got hammered in the ass so much, that he died of being hammered in the ass. Thank you, goodnight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:18:23 2015 No.13368196 >>13368189 >>13368190 >>13368191 B-but that's haram!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:18:34 2015 No.13368197 >>13368190 >TZICHING intensiefies I forgot about that video. It's so cute.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:19:57 2015 No.13368200

>>13368182

male kids? yes.

but monster girls would tend to out-compete human women for most mates. Even discounting them being beautiful and made to cater to many fetishes, just the facts that they don't get sick and are sexually pro-active from early age would leave human women screwed on single men by their 20s. Would be irresponsible for any leadership of MGs to not take into account their tendency to choke out supply of what should be most vital resource for them

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:21:19 2015 No.13368202 >>13368192 You're welcome. Check this out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLWs2WMClx4

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:22:20 2015 No.13368206 >>13368200 >Shaky world building is shaky Shocking, nevermind the fact that the "immortal" MGs still reproduce. What a shitshow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:22:52 2015 No.13368207 >>13368196 sometimes an individual must sacrifice for the sake of the species... and if that means having your MG waifu carefully drain your balls into a 3D human woman's vagina... well that is just the sacrifice your MG has to make.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:23:39 2015 No.13368210
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>>13368200
> Even discounting them being beautiful and made to cater to many fetishes, just the facts that they don't get sick and are sexually pro-active from early age would leave human women screwed on single men by their 20s.

...and the part where they literally kidnap human men to keep in their rape cave as a baby source / food dispenser.
Or maybe they're not allowed to do that in MGC, I dunno. They'd still do it anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:23:55 2015 No.13368211 >>13368207 I am disgusted, but I also see the wisdom in your words.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:25:22 2015 No.13368216 >>13368206 >>13368206 "immortal" as in vs age? Surely would be countered by low birth rate - otherwise 'immortal' species would have just outbred the lesser ones in any setting

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:25:26 2015 No.13368217 >>13368188 >>13368189 >>13368190 >>13368191 If there were no normies you faggots couldn't enjoy your cozy NEET life, you're welcome you pieces of shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:26:42 2015 No.13368221 >>13368217 That's why I said there will always be normies. Now be a good normie and get back to work so I can mooch off of your tax shekels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:27:21 2015 No.13368226 >>13368216 Exactly my point. Even if it is slow, it'll still catch up to us eventually. You know, like a granny with a grudge...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:28:03 2015 No.13368227 >>13368221 Only if I get to fuk ur mum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:28:22 2015 No.13368229 >>13368217 >your cozy NEET life >implying If only it were that simple.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:29:07 2015 No.13368232

>>13368171
>get an MG wife and a human wife
>it's basically a sweden-yes life for the human girl, her cooking, cleaning up or working for the family and monster girl ooga-booging and getting all the fuck since she's better at it
>your sex sessions are exactly like those staged cuckold videos, with human girl just sorta sitting on the sofa nearby while MG straddles you and you make a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ for the human wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:30:07 2015 No.13368234 >>13368210 >You will never have a Succubus friend hook you up with your favorite monstergirl in school >By inducing pleasant dreams for both of you, about the other until the girl falls in love with you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:30:30 2015 No.13368235 >>13368226 >granny with a grudge What's she gonna do? Hit me with her arthritic hands? Swing her crutches at me? Tell e boring stories from 60 years before I was born?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:30:53 2015 No.13368237 >>13368232 Or, they can just pay me money to give them some of my A+ DNA material. Cause I'm not gonna let a human women in my house.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:31:53 2015 No.13368239 >>13368235 Don't underestimate her, she has a lot of time to think about what she'll do to you on the way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:33:50 2015 No.13368246 >>13368237 >A+ Pffft...pppuhiihii...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:33:50 2015 No.13368247 >>13368217 >someone's not a normie >they must be a neet You can work a 9-5 and not be mind numbingly normal you know, it's not like having a job means you automatically like sports, mainstream tv and obsess over celebrities.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:35:28 2015 No.13368250 >>13368246 Jealousy does not become you, anon.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:37:50 2015 No.13368253

>>13368232

"PRESC cautions everyone to do their best to exactly those scenarios, since such relationships do not last and when enforced, tend to result in high suicide rate of the female, and usually a immense degradation on the the relationship of of the monster-girl male.

Most monster-girls are quite willing to go out of their way to make their husband happy. Just go the extra-mile to adjust for a happy life with both husband and sister-wife... at the very least this will remove any guilt your husband may be otherwise feeling over concerns like species extinction.

Our research has already shown that most monster-girls tend to experiment with each other as they practice seduction techniques. Human females have been frequently recorded to do as well, especially in conditions of lacking same age males. At least on a basic level we have an instinct to cooperate in a non-competitive environment.

Also all monster-girls should remain that a human woman's libido is comparatively low, and frequently impacted by her monthly sexual cycle, life stress and just plain human physiology. To be frank... she will just tire quickly. There is no reason to force your human sister-wife to be unhappy for lack of attention, when her needs can be satisfied so easily,"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:38:22 2015 No.13368256 >>13368247 >not being a normie or a neet >on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:38:31 2015 No.13368257 >>13368217 >non-normies don't work Yeah, say this to my toasted-by-years-of-being-near-magnetic-field ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:39:22 2015 No.13368260 >>13368217 I just have different hobbies There's a lot of normies in other boards as well

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:40:16 2015 No.13368261 >>13368250 Unless you have a bank account with ten digits I don't give a fuck if you have the genes of Hanma Yujiro.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:40:41 2015 No.13368262 >>13368256 Oh come on, it's a fucking night club half the time, at least in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:41:52 2015 No.13368264 >>13368261 >I care about money, a lot Human woman pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:42:00 2015 No.13368265 >>13368247 every neet will eventually normalize... whether they do it before becoming homeless and losing access to internet is just details. most normies spends most of their life trying to become a neet that can afford to stay a neet

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:42:28 2015 No.13368268 >>13367935 You're going to bully her before she starts bullying you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:42:56 2015 No.13368271 Would you a Pygmy version of your Monster Girl species of choice?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:42:57 2015 No.13368272 >>13368262 >like a night club Loud, dark, cramped and no one understands each other?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:43:31 2015 No.13368275 >>13368271 No. Just fuck dwarfs, you weirdos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:43:58 2015 No.13368277 >>13368264 >I don't care about money Hippie pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:44:02 2015 No.13368278 >>13367961 >No Dormouse It's as if you want to wake up eventually!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:44:05 2015 No.13368279 >>13368272 Don't forget the loud cheering and music

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:44:40 2015 No.13368282 >>13367871 >Is this the dance of her people? Damn it, you reminded me of that loli-Ushi story two days ago where she did the mating dance. PRW, continuation when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:45:16 2015 No.13368284 >>13368282 No anon, we need more wiggly-wormy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:45:32 2015 No.13368286 >>13368277 >implying Seriously though, instead of being bitter, just take me as an example to strive for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:46:02 2015 No.13368288 >>13368256 A /jp/ regular wouldn't use greentext or the word "normie". Try again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:46:19 2015 No.13368290 >>13368286 You're hilarious.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:47:13 2015 No.13368293 [SPOILER]

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>>13368262
this makes me want Monstergirl Night Clubs to be a thing
I'm sorry this is the only relevant image I have
No I'm not. I'd roofie the shit out of laska and pound imprints of her ass onto my backseat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:47:31 2015 No.13368296 >>13368290 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:47:51 2015 No.13368299 File: 167 KB, 1526x696, Dream Team.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13368278 Their sizes are off, but hey, it's all just a dream.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:47:57 2015 No.13368301 >>13368288 I care about this why? Have I once claimed during this conversation, I'm sure you just joined, that I am a neet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:48:14 2015 No.13368303 >>13368293 Dear lord

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:49:09 2015 No.13368305 >>13368293 >spoiler As long as you don't call her afterwards, it's all good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:49:10 2015 No.13368306 >>13368301 Who cares if you're a neet I'm saying you shouldn't talk about what /jp/ is you filthy crossboarder

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:49:15 2015 No.13368307 File: 539 KB, 800x1280, 1423788496028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13368271 >Would you Suzu the Apophis? Duh, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:50:15 2015 No.13368312 >>13368305 I wouldn't even tell her my real name.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:50:31 2015 No.13368313 >>13368265 >every neet will eventually normalize Sometimes they kill themselves, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:50:53 2015 No.13368315 >>13368306 >suck my dick sideways >you onahole loving wapanese ninny

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:51:04 2015 No.13368316 >>13368312 Good man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:51:26 2015 No.13368317 File: 477 KB, 480x360, 1429700542106.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you been keeping up with your Paladin training?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:52:04 2015 No.13368320 >>13368306 >you filthy crossboarder You really captured the spirit of nipland there. You do your board proud.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:52:19 2015 No.13368323 >>13368317 I want to rub my dick against those abs while french kissing her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:53:43 2015 No.13368330 >>13368299 10/10 team would go into a coma and save Madotsuki with

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:55:23 2015 No.13368336 File: 795 KB, 905x1240, filthy monoeye21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Blah blah something about bullying monoeyes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:56:41 2015 No.13368340 >>13368336 I want to replace her eyedrops with 90% rubbing alcohol

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:56:58 2015 No.13368341 >>13368299 Only if I can have one of these Dormice. http://pastebin.com/sLVcWhAs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:57:28 2015 No.13368345 >>13368340 That's brutal. Too brutal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:58:04 2015 No.13368346 >>13368317 Nope, pretty sure once the gate opens I'm gonna be running from a MG I hate, have a heart attack and drop dead. Oh well., it was a good life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:59:00 2015 No.13368352 >>13368345 Brutal would be drain cleaner

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:59:04 2015 No.13368353 >>13368340 Bullying is not hurting or crippling, damn.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:59:46 2015 No.13368354

>>13368234

>will never have your succubus friend embarrassed almost to a full color change confess to you that the girl you liked is now:
>a) half succubus and
>b) bi-sexual and
>c) currently under the desk giving her oral sex and
>d) refuses to leave house without 2 vibrators stuck in her

>'S..sorry Anon. Turns out dream magic is a bit more intricate than I thought. Don't worry my sister said she can fix it this weekend... Well.. some of it. But she said she will need you to... " - blushing color change complete " help us out a bit on the energy side"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 10:59:50 2015 No.13368355 >>13368346 Once the gate opens I'll take a shower, shave a little hair from here and there, put on something that comes off easy and head to that damn gate with flowers and chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:01:35 2015 No.13368362 >>13368354 Abandon ship and join The Order.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:02:10 2015 No.13368363 >>13368355 >gets husbando'd by a hornet

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:02:42 2015 No.13368366 >>13368355 first through the gate... drunk Ogre riding an Ushi-Oni. Flowers is kill. Anon looks worse off... still alive enough to beg someone to finish him off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:02:43 2015 No.13368367 >>13368354 This is why I don't like succusluts

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:03:41 2015 No.13368371 >>13368366 What? A drunk Ogre riding an Ushi-Oni sounds like a heavenly sight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:04:04 2015 No.13368374 >>13368355 >Not alcohol or dog cookies

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:04:15 2015 No.13368375 >>13368354 She has failed me for the last time...

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:04:23 2015 No.13368376

>>13368367

hey... she did her best. Anon should have thought better then ask a teenager still in school to mess with his love's brain. A responsible Anon would help fix the problem he started, rather then blame everyone on the friend who was trying to do him a favor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:04:38 2015 No.13368377 >>13368354 >foursome with succubi My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:05:11 2015 No.13368380 >>13368345 >>13368353 I've been cautious of cyclops since the greentext about one blackmailing an anon into posing for pictures. Bullying them lightly is fine if you're gonna wife her, but they'll turn the tables if you don't put them in their place

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:05:23 2015 No.13368381 >>13368377 Dirty rebel, please. Stormcloaks were just bandits with uniforms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:06:11 2015 No.13368384 >>13368377 >implying ancestors would be proud of a traitor Sovngarde is closed to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:06:19 2015 No.13368385 >>13368376 Can't I just bone the succubus before

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:07:49 2015 No.13368389 >>13368381 >>13368384 How's it feel to be a bitch to Elves?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:08:20 2015 No.13368391 >>13368389 I dunno, why don't you ask Ulfric?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:09:04 2015 No.13368393 >>13368391 He can't, Ulfric was beheaded by Tullius.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:10:02 2015 No.13368396 >>13368384 Who said I'm a traitor? The succubus is my friend and she, and her sister, and that girl need a helping hand. I'd be some kind of homosexual to say no to that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:10:22 2015 No.13368398 If I impregnated an alp, what would come out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:10:31 2015 No.13368400 >>13368389 >StormCloakAnon friends with succubi >elves now be bitches (not the male ones, those be NTRed to death)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:10:42 2015 No.13368401 >>13368393 Pretty sure it was me, but who cares about petty details?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:10:46 2015 No.13368402 >>13368398 A Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:11:14 2015 No.13368403 >>13368398 A succubutt, unfortunately

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:11:46 2015 No.13368408 >>13368401 I let Tullius kill him because Ulfric specifically asked ME to do it, and I wanted to spite him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:11:51 2015 No.13368409 >>13368396 >being friends with a succuslut >helping lesbians You are in fact a homosexual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:12:56 2015 No.13368411 >arguing about stormcloaks vs imperials >when that whole war was orchestrated by the aldmeri dominion to weaken the empire

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:13:12 2015 No.13368413 >>13368408 Eh, if you want something done right, do it yourself. Looking at you, "I love triggering traps"-elf archer whos name I forgot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:14:11 2015 No.13368415 >>13368411 You still had to pick a side, and the rebels were on the wrong. >>13368413 I sacrificed that asshole to the Daedra.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:14:23 2015 No.13368416 >>13368402 >>13368403 B-But Succubutts are cute and very feminine! How can a masculine man and an Alp raise a blue girly one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:14:29 2015 No.13368417 >>13368409 >implying bisexual = lesbian later is "shit luck anon". former is "you a harem master, Anon"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:15:11 2015 No.13368421 >>13368416 She has her instincts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:15:37 2015 No.13368422 >>13368417 >harem Absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:15:54 2015 No.13368424 >>13368416 It just does The real question is, what if before becoming a alp the subject had a beard, would it fall?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:16:06 2015 No.13368425 File: 229 KB, 1000x750, 14_022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13368416 Either the Alp takes one for the team and starts acting girly as an example for the succubutt or the succubutt grows up to be a tomboy, I guess

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:16:19 2015 No.13368426 >>13368409 >he doesn't want to pound a girl while she's being eaten out >turned down sucubutt sexy times And I'm supposed to be the faggot? Get the fuck out my face you alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:16:39 2015 No.13368427 >>13368415 >You still had to pick a side Or you could not do the quest chain

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:17:07 2015 No.13368431 >>13368089 Reminder that you'll never teach your Moth daughteru how to fly. http://i.imgur.com/AX4h1YT.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:17:39 2015 No.13368432 >>13368427 Which would be retarded. Why would I buy a game and then not play it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:18:22 2015 No.13368433 >>13368426 I don't have to take this from a succuslut's sperm factory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:18:23 2015 No.13368434 >>13368432 I wasted more time in making the mods work than playing the game

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:18:40 2015 No.13368435 >>13368431 So cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:19:23 2015 No.13368438 >>13368434 You and me both, brother.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:20:07 2015 No.13368441 >>13368434 Well I did my duty as an Imperial citizen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:20:14 2015 No.13368442 >>13368431 Are we reposting stuff from the previous thread? http://i.imgur.com/7sdbUha.jpg Remember me? Yeah you do

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:20:49 2015 No.13368443 >>13368442 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:21:00 2015 No.13368445 >>13368271 You know it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:21:03 2015 No.13368446 >>13368433 No, you'll be taking it from Josh McDonglonger behind the bleachers every Monday and Thursday until he dumps you for that cute Hinemizu cheerleader.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:21:28 2015 No.13368448 >>13368442 Hi there, Anon. How's the family going?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:21:28 2015 No.13368449 >>13368442 Damn you're fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:21:48 2015 No.13368451 >>13368425 >Both the alp and the human boy try to act more girly in their lives to be a good influence for their succubus daughter >This only serves to confuse her

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:22:27 2015 No.13368455 >>13368442 After watching A Bug's Life, this sounds hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:23:12 2015 No.13368457 >>13368451 >she grows up to be a Buffbucus to compensate for the Alpmom and the Sissydad >>13368455 Heimlich became a beautiful butterfly in the end, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:23:20 2015 No.13368458 >>13368446 That was very clever and funny. You may pat yourself on the back as much as you fancy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:24:49 2015 No.13368465 >>13368457 Yep. Totally beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:26:44 2015 No.13368469 >>13368465 Do you think if the Butterfly chick and the old Mantis dude fucked?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:28:53 2015 No.13368472 File: 18 KB, 274x189, 1409108793961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13368457 >Buffucus invites her Oni, Ogre and Jinko friends over >Just as her Alpmom and Sissydad come home Panic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:29:49 2015 No.13368473 >>13368354 And this is why you don't trust succusluts. Abandon both of them.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:30:21 2015 No.13368474

>In other news, water tests today show trace amounts of Sabbath potion and Hathor milk which can cancel each other out.
>The strangest thing is we are reading large levels of mothman particles, thereby increasing the impregnation and litter sizes of drinkers.
This has been your MGC water report

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:31:09 2015 No.13368476 >>13368472 No. Time to make the parents uncomfortable. >"You mirin' boya?" >Alpmom blushes and hides her face

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:32:11 2015 No.13368478 >You'll never share a room with a Jinko with your eyes spinning around trying to not look at her

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:32:21 2015 No.13368480 >>13368474 >drinking from the tap in MGC Dumb bastards get what they deserve.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:33:08 2015 No.13368483 >>13368476 >Implying her friends wouldn't bully the fuck out of her parents

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:34:09 2015 No.13368484 >>13368483 That's exactly what I was implying they'd do though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:35:32 2015 No.13368491 >>13368474 >Drinking from mthe tap >In MGC Fools. The only thing I'd drink from the tap is milk

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:39:19 2015 No.13368494 >>13368484 No I mean hard shit, mocking the Alp for not being a real woman, laughing at her lack of gains, calling the father an Alp wanna-be and asking why he isn't with a real woman, that stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:41:25 2015 No.13368500 >>13368494 This sounds like the set-up of a gangbang where the Sissydad is milked for all he's worth and the Alpmom's spadetail is used as a dildo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:45:44 2015 No.13368508 >>13368500 >How I Gangbanged Your Mother

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:50:24 2015 No.13368522 File: 948 KB, 1000x700, Daily Dose.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13368015 I need a bigger dose than this Doc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:51:25 2015 No.13368526 The Holstaur goes Moo~ The Werecat goes Nyaa~ The Werewolf goes [/spoiler]Onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:52:39 2015 No.13368530 >>13368526 Sabbath Werewolf?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:52:40 2015 No.13368532 >>13368526 And the spoiler goes AWOL.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:52:46 2015 No.13368535 >>13368522 As one of the suppliers I must apologize, but I've been suckered in by Demonbane and can't be bothered with providing more creepy crawlies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:54:35 2015 No.13368539 File: 35 KB, 604x347, 1429804475815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Holstaur goes Moo~ The Werecat goes Nyaa~ The Werewolf goes Onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:54:53 2015 No.13368540 File: 611 KB, 2000x2400, 1429804493306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13368522 How's this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:54:55 2015 No.13368541 >>13368500 I'd imagine the Buffcubus would end up fighting her friends off to prevent them from NTRing her mother, and after it's just the three of them her father and mother cuddle her and tell her how they're proud of how big and strong she's grown

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:55:05 2015 No.13368542 >>13368539 No, bad!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:55:32 2015 No.13368543 >>13368540 Thanks doc

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:55:44 2015 No.13368545 >>13368526 >>13368539 Too late, everybody knows about your mistake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:55:47 2015 No.13368546 >>13368522 >>13368540 >Sacrificing quality for size

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:56:07 2015 No.13368547 >>13368541 Good End?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:57:06 2015 No.13368551 >>13368535 >>13368539 >Implying I was talking about Creepy Crawlies ...You're not the Doctor I'm looking for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:57:55 2015 No.13368554 >>13368551 I'm not the Doctor you're looking for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 11:59:06 2015 No.13368556 >>13368551 >>13368554 Eye Doctor you're looking for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:00:37 2015 No.13368558 >>13368345 >This guy wouldn't set his cock on fire and fuck her eye until it pops and melts down her face like tears

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:06:26 2015 No.13368565 Twin Minotaurs pregnant with triplets

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:07:27 2015 No.13368569
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>>13368494
>mocking the Alp for not being a real woman, laughing at her lack of gains, calling the father an Alp wanna-be and asking why he isn't with a real woman,

>Suddenly, Polymorph
>Alp triples in size and becomes built like She-Hulk
>Oni, Ogre and Jinko try to hide their jelly at a succubus who can just magic herself some gains
>Sissydad gets snu-snu'd that night

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:11:57 2015 No.13368583 >>13368284 you are both wrong what is needed is more paladin with echidna mom and succubus girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:15:17 2015 No.13368590 >You will never set a trap to capture a monster girl, then turn the tables on her while she's caught by raping her

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:15:53 2015 No.13368592 >>13368583 >succubus girlfriend What? They're just workout buddies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:16:59 2015 No.13368597 >>13368590 I would doodle on her face and embarrass her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:17:00 2015 No.13368598 >>13368590 You're not turning squat if you were in control of the situation from the start.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:17:40 2015 No.13368602 >>13368597 What kind of doodles?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:18:09 2015 No.13368603 >>13368597 This so much >>13368602 >"I am pure" >"Rape is bad!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:19:00 2015 No.13368604 >>13368597 The one true answer

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:22:54 2015 No.13368616 >>13368592 they held hands and played jenga, they are pretty much married now

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:28:51 2015 No.13368630 >>13368616 So? I'm sure he held mommy's hand and played jenga with her too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:28:57 2015 No.13368632 >>13368583 That was actually a really amusing read. Wouldn't mind more of that. Or the Ushi. Or Hellhound. Man, I'm glad that guy recommended PRW to me after I came back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:29:51 2015 No.13368634 >>13368632 You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:31:39 2015 No.13368640 >>13368583 and where could we find something like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:31:47 2015 No.13368641 >>13368630 >Playing Jenga with your mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:32:42 2015 No.13368644 >You will never come home one day to see a stray, stick thin Cheshire kitten sleeping in your bed. >She will never awake when you come in and hide under the covers, her tail sticking out behind her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:33:51 2015 No.13368648 File: 152 KB, 629x877, Echidna3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13368640 http://pastebin.com/UqabiTt0

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:34:46 2015 No.13368650 >>13368644 Considering that's a Cheshire, I'd see that as some sort of trap. And, by trap, I mean ruse. Whose to say she hasn't warped away and left her tail behind. >Is she gone? >All except the tail. tail vanishes She's gone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:35:47 2015 No.13368653 >>13368644 Feed her fish and kick her out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:35:49 2015 No.13368654 The thing about Jabberwocks is there aren't many MGs that can cradle you in their wings, half smother you with their breasts, suck you with a mouth tentacle while stimulating your prostate with their tails... while serenely watching the news.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:36:19 2015 No.13368657 >>13368641 Take it up with Mike.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:37:04 2015 No.13368659 >>13368648 Much obliged. im outa here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:37:09 2015 No.13368661 >>13368654 Don't forget they'd also serenade you with poetry they wrote about your beauty while the sun sets

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:37:13 2015 No.13368662

>>13368650
>Disappears
>Oh well, at least I don't have to deal with that.
>Open medicine cabinet to see her disembodied, pouting head there.
>She got so frightened that she messed up her teleportation and only materialized her head.

>>13368653
But then the cat's going to come back the next day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:38:08 2015 No.13368667 >>13368662 Put fish away from house. Done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:40:06 2015 No.13368674 >>13368654 I want to reenact the climax of Little Shop of Horrors with a Jabberwock!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:40:12 2015 No.13368676 >>13368667 But then she may get in a fight with the nekomata kitten with the eye patch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:40:53 2015 No.13368678 >>13368676 Good, she won't break in my house again. Right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:42:35 2015 No.13368683 >>13368678 >Implying you won't wake up the next morning with Cheshire kitten and Nekomata kitten on your chest both purring in their sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:43:10 2015 No.13368685 >>13368654 >while serenely watching the news. I'd be torn between feeling a bit pouty she's not fully into it and mega aroused thanks to my emotionless sex fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:43:55 2015 No.13368688 >>13368678 >not having an anti-magic field >not having holy charms It's like you don't value your privacy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:44:09 2015 No.13368689 >>13368661 "Honey, you know I always loved Haiku" >can now enjoy sensory overload while needing to endure only a few quick poems per day

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:44:11 2015 No.13368690 >>13368685 But she is totally into it. Women can multitask!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:44:14 2015 No.13368691 >>13368683 Christ, why

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:45:26 2015 No.13368695 >>13368691 They shared the fish and wish to repay you by keeping you warm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:47:00 2015 No.13368698 >>13368691 Because you're now their onii-chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:47:11 2015 No.13368699 >>13368695 Repay me by getting away from my dam house. I'm going to need to bur the blankets too because of fleas

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:47:38 2015 No.13368700

>>13368685

>how come can she make me cum so much without even paying attention

She actually has all her attention on you, picking out the barely visible reflection in the television with her super dragon eyes. Pretends not to, because she long ago guessed your fetish... never told you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:49:43 2015 No.13368706 >>13368699 Don't worry, they'll bring you a new one to replace the old one! It's only slightly used and may or may not have belonged to a Tanuki Mob Boss

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:50:48 2015 No.13368707 >>13368683 That's adorable

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:50:49 2015 No.13368708 >>13368706 I'm going to call Paladin-san You don't want me to call Paladin-san.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:51:44 2015 No.13368711 >>13368708 Paladin-san takes Beelzebub eggs up the ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:52:41 2015 No.13368713 >>13368711 Good thing he's just gonna shoo some cats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:52:49 2015 No.13368714 >>13368711 No, you're thinking of Traitor-kun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:53:03 2015 No.13368715 >>13368708 Paladin-san is too busy with that program trying to make a useful member of society out of him.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:53:12 2015 No.13368716

>>13368708
Poor anon,
you don't even know that paladin-san has been taken down by dirty politics have you?
They mayor felt they were digging too deep and sent them off to investigate a parasite slime infestation in the sewers.
Besides, can you truly resist the teary look they are giving you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:53:45 2015 No.13368718 >>13368714 No, Traitor-kun is living it up in the studio they film Manticore porn in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:55:26 2015 No.13368722 >>13368718 Pretty sure he burned to death inside that orphanage he tried to burn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:55:36 2015 No.13368723 >>13368718 >Living it up >Implying I'm not the talent scout for those pornos >Implying "talent scout" doesn't mean luring young men with promises of a mixer with docile elves

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:56:17 2015 No.13368726 >>13368722 No, that was the Trashcan-Man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:56:39 2015 No.13368728 >>13368715 Fuck. >>13368716 Yes I can and I will, if they want a house they'll have to work and pay to live here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:56:56 2015 No.13368729 >>13368722 Nonsense, Traitor-kun just wants everyone to be happy. He would never try to kill anyone. You're thinking of anti-monster terrorists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:57:28 2015 No.13368730 >>13368726 What are you talking about? Trashcan-senpai retired years ago. >>13368729 No, I am certain it was him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:57:44 2015 No.13368731 >>13368728 That is great! Nekomata kitten is an excellent cook and Cheshire kitten can clean real good!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:57:46 2015 No.13368732 >>13368722 You are confusing him with someone from the Order.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:58:45 2015 No.13368735 >>13368730 >retired We just told you that because you were too young.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:59:03 2015 No.13368737 >>13368731 No touching me. And clean the fucking fleas And say sorry to the Tanuki neighbour.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:59:09 2015 No.13368738 >>13368732 Order people don't burn down a human only orphanage. Nice try though, traitor shill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:59:48 2015 No.13368739 >>13368737 They will Anon! They are good girls!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 12:59:51 2015 No.13368740 >>13368730 Traitor-kun sides with the monsters because he knows they will bring happiness to humans. Why would he do something like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:00:06 2015 No.13368741 >>13368738 >Implying they aren't paranoid enought to think the children are loli monstergirls in disguise

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:00:25 2015 No.13368742 >>13368735 At least, that's what they told you...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:00:58 2015 No.13368744 I want to bring my Alp senpai flowers to thank her for being such a cool senpai, even if she no longer has a dick!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:01:08 2015 No.13368745 >>13368742 HOW DEEP DOES IT GO?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:01:39 2015 No.13368750 >>13368740 Traitor man, it's what they do...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:02:03 2015 No.13368751 >>13368744 Everyone knows what I'd do to alp senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:02:13 2015 No.13368754 >>13368744 What kind of flowers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:02:39 2015 No.13368755 >>13368745 If I knew, I would also "retire".

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:03:13 2015 No.13368758 >>13368744 >>13368751 What if Alp-senpai Alped for you? >>13368755 Ahh, good human, you keep at it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:03:35 2015 No.13368759 >>13368739 I doubt that. Chesires are pranksters by nature

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:03:40 2015 No.13368760 >>13368741 >implying they are It's not nice to lie on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:05:01 2015 No.13368767 >>13368760 Everybody knows the Order have fanatics between them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:05:24 2015 No.13368768 >>13368758 >you keep at it >implying I work for your side You don't even know who's working for who. Trust no one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:05:29 2015 No.13368769 >>13368741 Or doing this as a strategy of it's own scorched land defense style.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:05:30 2015 No.13368770 >>13368758 >What if Alp-senpai Alped for you? But Senpai and Kohai love is lewd! She's older, our love is forbidden!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:06:25 2015 No.13368774 >>13368767 And traitors don't?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:06:31 2015 No.13368775

>>13368758
>4me
Well, that would just make me do what I do all that much harder.

>>13368759
>Not wanting to have a cheerful Cheshire head greet you when you open the medicine cabinet
>Not wanting to find your dirty towels swapped out for pink ones.
>Not wanting to have to find your shoes only to see that they've been freshly cleaned when you do get them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:06:37 2015 No.13368776 >>13368770 But you finally got senpai to notice you! Isn't this what you wanted? It's all well and good for you to back down now, but that won't turn her back into a boy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:07:29 2015 No.13368777 >>13368774 Most traitors are decent folk that genuinely want to help people. Paladins are screaming manbabies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:07:31 2015 No.13368778 >>13368774 Yes, they have Druella for example.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:07:40 2015 No.13368779 >>13368767 That implies they have anything besides fanatics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:07:54 2015 No.13368780 >>13368775 By now you should've figured out I'm a bit bitter

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:08:42 2015 No.13368786 >>13368777 >>13368779 >this is what traitors actually believe

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:09:43 2015 No.13368792 >>13368778 Even Hitler thinks Druella is Hitler.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:10:10 2015 No.13368795 >>13368786 It's true. Listen to what the "heros" say compared to what the "traitors" say. You'll notice a big difference.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:10:59 2015 No.13368796 >>13368780 >Not wanting two mg kittens to curl up on your bed next to you each morning to great you with a purr >Not wanting them to greet you when you get back from work with beaming smiles and a home cooked meal

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:11:11 2015 No.13368800 >>13368795 Yeah, one of them isn't a traitor to their own kind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:11:59 2015 No.13368803 >>13368776 She really doesn't want to go down this road Anon. It is a road paved with terror and milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:13:05 2015 No.13368808 >>13368800 You'll you'll rather have whiny brats that are willing to torture and kill for selfish reasons rather then men and women who want to lead humanity into a new golden age?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:13:20 2015 No.13368809 >>13368795 I'd work with the worst scum on earth if it meant saving our race. Your pretty words mean nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:13:53 2015 No.13368811 >>13368796 What if they rape me at some point, huh? We both know I don't want that. You are making me soft, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:15:14 2015 No.13368818 >>13368808 >golden age Promised by every tyrant ever. Besides, "brainwashing all the men" is not the way to do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:15:50 2015 No.13368820 >>13368803 >milk It's okay if it's with you.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:16:01 2015 No.13368821

>>13368776
>It's all well and good for you to back down now
>Implying there's a choice
Kohai is getting the V from Senpai, there's no going back at this point. It's better if he accepts it and tries to get his Alp to act more like a nice Older Sister than a Yandere.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:16:11 2015 No.13368822

>>13368811
They wouldn't Anon, when one of them went into heat the other would lock them in a room, although Nekomata kitten would have a tougher time keeping cheshire kitten there.
After all, they wouldn't want to dissapoint Anon onii-chan.
Although they may both go into heat and the same time and lock themselves in a room, squirming and whining as they try to keep their promise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:16:52 2015 No.13368823 >>13368818 It's not brainwashing if they all want it in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:18:09 2015 No.13368831 >>13368823 Well, I don't want it. Guess you have to remove "All" on all your posters now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:18:31 2015 No.13368834 >>13368820 She has ignored my warnings but so be it. She's gonna get tender loving, hand-holding, cuddling, and dates. She's also gonna get so much HEALTH that she'll need to get new clothes lest the one's she's wearing tear at an inappropriate time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:19:10 2015 No.13368835 >>13368823 Even voluntary brainwashing is still brainwashing, dingbat.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:19:22 2015 No.13368838

>>13368809
>I'd work with the worst scum on earth if it meant saving our race.
>saving our race.
So you mean siding with monsters, then? 'Cos humanity's in some big trouble once the God(s) get bored/angry with their pets and decide to replace them with something else. Sentient technicolored ponies, for example.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:19:50 2015 No.13368841

>>13368822
If I get a girlfriend at some point, wouldn't it be weird bringing her home though? I mean, two cats living in the same house as a man wouldn't be seen as good from anyone.
At some point I'll become the crazy old man with a lot of cats in his house too, since those two strays came to my house and I didn't say no properly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:20:03 2015 No.13368842 >>13368831 Why not? Are you saying you don't want to be with a superior monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:21:32 2015 No.13368844 >>13368834 Be gentle, that's all she asks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:23:01 2015 No.13368853 >>13368842 >superior As opposed to the inferior monstergirls? What are you even saying?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:23:32 2015 No.13368856

>>13368841
They'd cheer you onward with whatever girl you brought home! Go Onii-chan!
And don't worry, there aren't many other stray kittens nearby and the girls don't brag.
In fact, they probably don't even go to school, instead focusing on keep your place in tiptop shape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:23:40 2015 No.13368857 >>13368844 I want to cuddle my chubby Alp Senpai!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:24:14 2015 No.13368860 >>13368853 Superior when compared to human women. Only an idiot would pick a human over a monster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:24:26 2015 No.13368861 >>13368857 Honestly, that's all you ever think about!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:24:32 2015 No.13368862 >>13368844 Romantically? Yes, I'll take it as slowly and gently as she asks. With the dairy? no promises.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:24:39 2015 No.13368863 >>13368838 >admitting that monsters are scum If they bow to our rules, I'd consider it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:24:42 2015 No.13368864 >>13368856 ... You are going to make me send them to school. Aren't you? Am I being set up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:25:09 2015 No.13368865 >>13368860 I would pick a 2D human women over a Matango

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:25:46 2015 No.13368869 >>13368864 Only if you want to Anon, they see no problem with staying at your place and doing what they can to keep it neat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:26:17 2015 No.13368870 >>13368860 >thinking with your dick You traitors are all the same, never looking at the big picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:27:21 2015 No.13368873 >>13368869 ... We can't have illiterate people in my house, can we? To school they go. And it's not like I want it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:28:14 2015 No.13368877 >>13368870 The big picture is that 3DPD is forever gone, and there's a loving wife for almost everyone. So yeah, it's a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:29:44 2015 No.13368881 >>13368873 You could always teach them to read themselves, I imagine that they'd be quite happy for Anon Onii-chan to buy them a couple books and teach them to read. >>13368861 Not him but ofcourse I would, she's so soft and cuddly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:30:38 2015 No.13368884 >>13368881 >she's so soft and cuddly Geez! Stop saying unnecessary things!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:31:06 2015 No.13368887 >>13368877 >brainwashing is ok, as long as we have waifus >extinction is ok, as long as we have waifus >slavery is ok, as long as we have waifus Well then, I believe I have nothing more to say to you.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:32:05 2015 No.13368890

Uh oh! Your Monster girl daughteru has caught a rare disease, fatal in one month's time.
Your waifu is striken with sorrow and can't leave her baby's side.
The only cure is on top of a mountain with City buster tier monsters all over the place.
What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:32:46 2015 No.13368892 >>13368890 ...I go there and get it? I don't understand this problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:32:46 2015 No.13368893 >>13368890 Hire a burglarobbit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:33:23 2015 No.13368895 >>13368884 I want to flatter my Alp senpai with nice words while fondling her belly and breasts!

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:33:33 2015 No.13368896

>>13368881
They need a job or some carreer to study when I'm gone. I'm not leaving 2 goods for nothing in the street after they annoyed me that badly.
>>13368890
I ask the buster tier monsters to make way because my daughteru is dying. With a please at the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:33:40 2015 No.13368898 >>13368890 Summon the Fellowship

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:33:56 2015 No.13368899 >>13368863 >admitting that monsters are scum Not 'scum', but lesser of the evils yes. >I'd consider it Everyone's anticipating your decision in pure awe, oh the mighty... um...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:34:03 2015 No.13368900 >>13368895 Baka! Ecchi! Hentai! Senpai didn't teach you to be like this!

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:35:03 2015 No.13368901

>teacher notices student not paying attention in class
>reading from his notebook
>sees notebook passed to another male student
>student entranced
..
>notebook confiscated
>there is a black/white picture of scantily clad girl with horns on a printout of some website
>Satanist pornography uncovered
>students sent to principle
>teacher meeting called
>parents summoned to school
>while waiting, pornographic material is examined
...
>long explicit scenes of hand holding
>4 different handholds described over several pages
>several hugs described as 'brotherly', 'comforting' and 'platonic'
>principle confused. teachers secretly half-ashamed of today's youth, half bewildered
>receptionist informs the gathered staff that both sets of parents are waiting

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:35:07 2015 No.13368902 >>13368900 Oh? But isn't this what she wants? She isn't resisting too hard and that moan sounded awfully pleased.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:35:08 2015 No.13368903

>>13368887
I already told you that its not brainwashing. Extinction would not be an issue, because monstergirls would be able to birth males at that point, or there would be god human women still alive to birth more humans. Slavery won't be allowed if we teach them to politely ask men out and treat them with respect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:35:17 2015 No.13368904 >>13368898 >Monstergirl Fellowship What species would they be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:35:29 2015 No.13368906 >>13368890 Get a dog, my grandson, his classmate, my Egyptian friend, and a Frenchman and go on an adventure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:35:52 2015 No.13368908 Would MGs take advantage of a blind man? They wouldn't do something that low, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:35:55 2015 No.13368909 >>13368900 >S-stop poking there, b-bellies aren't sexy, b-baka. >D-don't stare so much >I-I just haven't been able to exercise as much, okay? >W-what do you mean it's cute... ecchi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:36:05 2015 No.13368911 >>13368899 >but lesser of the evils yes. A lesser evil is still evil, stupid. >Everyone's anticipating your decision If you don't want the answer, don't ask. A simple concept, but it seems to elude you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:36:22 2015 No.13368912 >>13368902 E-even if you say it like that!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:37:01 2015 No.13368915 >>13368906 Joseph go to bed

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:37:11 2015 No.13368917 >>13368904 Dwarf Mino Elf Human Hobbit Stupid tryhard Elves I swear to god Legolas

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:37:30 2015 No.13368918 >>13368906 Joseph please don't forget what you learned in your youth.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:37:41 2015 No.13368919

>>13368896
Ok, they may ask you for help with their homework sometimes but they will always let you know when they did well on a test!
You'll also need to get them some clothes, they probably don't let the girls in class if they are just wearing your too big shirts like they do at home.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:37:45 2015 No.13368920

>>13368887
What exactly did you think traitor-kun was? Because you listed everything they believe in right there. Well you forgot one of their delusions.

>monsters will love traitors and give them their ideal waifus instead of handing them to the Beezlebubs and Matangos since only traitors would love them

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:38:01 2015 No.13368922 I wanna meet a hot succubus and fucking grab her hand and tell her she's a good friend roughly.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:38:08 2015 No.13368923

>>13368909
>>13368912
I'm going to fondle my Alp senpai's belly, when right when she's most relaxed and not expecting it, I'll blow into her knife ears, tell her she's the cutest and best senpai in the world, and nibble on her ears, giving her sensory overload!

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:38:44 2015 No.13368924

>>13368903
>its not brainwashing
It is, don't lie.
>Extinction would not be an issue
>monstergirls would be able to birth males at that point
That's a lot of "would" you're giving me here.
>Slavery won't be allowed
Sure, I bet everyone is gonna love living at the "farm".

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:39:00 2015 No.13368925 >>13368923 B-but if you do that, she'll...!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:39:23 2015 No.13368926 >>13368906 Go back to cheating on your wife, you have yet to father the best character.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:39:41 2015 No.13368928 >>13368923 >Not blowing raspberries into her cute belly Bad kouhai

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:40:06 2015 No.13368929 >>13368922 Good. That's all they deserve.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:40:20 2015 No.13368931 >>13368912 Well, Ok then. I guess I'll just head home and think about what I've done. I totally won't reward anyone who downs this half gallon of Hathor milk with hand holding, ear nibbling and licking her navel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:40:20 2015 No.13368932 >>13368919 ... I hope they at least pay for a expensive house for me to live when I'm older. Or a residence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:40:22 2015 No.13368933 >>13368920 Well, maybe if some of them see themselves in the mirror, they'll realize how ugly they've become. Just maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:41:01 2015 No.13368937 >>13368931 I guess it can't be helped when you're like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:41:49 2015 No.13368939 >>13368920 The DL's husband is a "traitor". Lots of "traitors" get quality waifus when they switch sides.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:42:56 2015 No.13368942 >>13368939 >only likes you for your spirit energy >"quality" I chuckled.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:43:32 2015 No.13368944

>>13368932
That they will Anon, don't forget to signup for the orphan bonus at MGC City Hall.
I hear they are quite generous.

>>13368937
Implying I didn't spike the Hathor milk with mothman dust and take some mantiore venom before I start stroking her ears and teasing her breasts, maybe even giving her tail a gentle tug and setting her off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:43:51 2015 No.13368945 >>13368942 Don't be a racist anon. They want love as much as you do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:44:50 2015 No.13368948 >>13368944 I'm kind of liking this story about bitter Anondad and the kittens I prefer doggies though

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:45:41 2015 No.13368953 >>13368945 >"love" Dude stop, I'm gonna die here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:46:01 2015 No.13368954 >>13368944 >Chubby Pregnant Alp Senpai Well this can't end well

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:46:38 2015 No.13368957 >>13368954 I'd say that's the True End if anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:48:24 2015 No.13368961 >>13368953 Then go marry a human you fucking pleb. Leave the monstergirls to people with taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:48:25 2015 No.13368962 >>13368953 Of a broken heart?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:48:43 2015 No.13368963 >>13368954 Or it could end amazing. For my Penis

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:48:52 2015 No.13368965 >>13368948 >No finding a hellhound pup who is missing half her tail on your doorstep one day. >Not being able to take her in and giving her a bath and some breakfast, all while she's wearing one of your shirts like an over-sized dress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:50:15 2015 No.13368970 >>13368965 >No full tail ....Fuck you I thought I was gonna end my days peacefully fuck you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:50:30 2015 No.13368971 >>13367558 Strip per hit, or Strip per ship sunk?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:50:45 2015 No.13368974 >>13368954 Your right. It'll end BEST >Getting to watch as chubby alp semai has to deal with her growing baby bump and milky breasts as the year progresses. Yep, I enjoy this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:51:09 2015 No.13368976 >>13368961 >taste >>13368962 Don't pretend to be retarded, I might just believe you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:51:37 2015 No.13368978 >>13368971 Per ship, obviously Per hit would be ridiculous She has ten socks this isn't fair

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:52:06 2015 No.13368980 >>13368970 She's very self concious about her stub tail Anon, surely you wouldn't toss her out because of it would you? You will never come home one day to see her with a feather duster tied to it to make up for the missing half.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:53:37 2015 No.13368987 >>13368980 ... I'm gonna buy kilograms of ice cream because of that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:53:42 2015 No.13368988 >>13368976 I'm serious. Either you like monstergirls, or you get out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:54:09 2015 No.13368991 File: 235 KB, 550x400, 1417594370182.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All this gay boy love Ya'll need a good purging in here.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:55:05 2015 No.13368998

>traitor-kun always portrayed like Wormtail
>traitor-kun is actually anti-hero
>sick of human kind fucking everything up
>human religions a shit, gradually turning into different colored shit
>human politics a shit, over years changed into different colored shit
>human culture, largely a shit
>all because humans as a whole a shit

>when a race of beautiful sex-starved women arrives to earth, traitor-kun knows...
>humans as a species will somehow manage to fuck up even something like this

>traitor-kun contacts monster-girl leadership
>traitor-kun so bitter, even MGs are turned off
>which is why traitor-kun gets to talk, rather than whimper in ecstasy
...
>traitor-kun shows them all the shit parts of history
>warns them that humans cannot be trusted as whole
>asks them to save race from themselves
>Monster Lord and daughters are somewhat disgusted
>but worried too
>decide to give traitor-kun a chance, to prove his usefulness
>traitor-kun works hard to deceive many humans into becoming subs for MGs or "equals" (subs whose MGs love enough to not metaphorically emasculate needlessly)
>traitor-kun knows to tailor MGs publicity
>which issues will trigger splits in human resistance where it is encountered
>traitor-kun sees monster girls spread out into the human world
>his bitterness gradually disappears as his tireless work bears fruits
>MG leadership sees him change from a bitter degenerate, into a driven and passionate individuals
>Lilim assigned as traitor-kun handlers gradually understands his drive and desire to help both races
>traitor-kun gets a Lilim (the one with black tentacles)
>most resistant human-fags gradually repressed into the underhives of human cities
>where traitor-kun has long ago sent the Beelzebub colonies

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:55:53 2015 No.13369001 >>13368988 Well, I choose to stay. What are you gonna do about it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:56:37 2015 No.13369005 >>13368987 Can you imagine how happy that would make her? The flames in her eyes flashing in her excitement and her stubby tail wagging, well trying to wag, the feather duster weighting it down so she thumps it against the floor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:56:53 2015 No.13369007 >>13368998 >traitor wank material

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:58:03 2015 No.13369014 >>13369007 MG's truly cater to any fetish

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:58:09 2015 No.13369015 File: 8 KB, 348x145, Ephialtes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13368998 You. May you live forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:59:11 2015 No.13369018 >>13368998 Finally someone understands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 13:59:51 2015 No.13369020 >>13369014 Yeah, even the shit ones, it seems.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:00:52 2015 No.13369023 File: 196 KB, 880x1864, Traitor-kun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13368998 >Implying this is not the most accurate rendition of Traitor-kun ever

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:01:05 2015 No.13369024 >>13368998 >Hurr humans are dumb >only a bunch of cum-guzzling sluts can save us I did laugh, I'll give you that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:02:46 2015 No.13369028 >>13369015 >>13369015 insult noted.. but if all the ugly mutants and giantboldfag replaced with hot MGs, that fate doesn't seem nearly as pathetic

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:03:36 2015 No.13369029 >>13369005 Well I got myself a roomba, there's nothing more I could ask for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:03:40 2015 No.13369030 >>13369024 But it's true. They want t remove all the nasty things about humanity and make everyone happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:04:17 2015 No.13369034 >>13368998 >Doing all that for a Lilim You poor bastard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:04:37 2015 No.13369035 >>13369023 >implying it is No, this is just jacking off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:05:46 2015 No.13369040 >>13369035 He is literally traitor-kun incarnate

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:06:08 2015 No.13369041 >>13369030 Nasty things are the result of choices. So no, taking away "choice" is not gonna make everyone happy, I promise you that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:06:13 2015 No.13369042 >>13368998 Still not as bad as that edgy as fuck Paladin murder story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:07:08 2015 No.13369046 >>13369040 I dunno, seems pretty chuuni.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:07:11 2015 No.13369047 >>13368991 /totally gay/ pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:08:08 2015 No.13369052 >>13369042 Ironically, the paladin story wasn't nearly as self-righteous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:08:38 2015 No.13369053 >>13369034 Lilims are pretty, and smart, and powerful, and kind! I want to serve a Lilim!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:10:39 2015 No.13369055 >>13369046 Traitor or Benny? Because traitor-kun is plain delusional and Benny isn't chuuni in the least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:11:10 2015 No.13369057 >>13369041 So? Aren't humans already trying to stop things like murder and slavery? Are you saying they should be allowed to hurt others because of freedums?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:11:51 2015 No.13369062 >>13369055 >traitor-kun is plain delusional Yeah, let's agree on that.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:12:07 2015 No.13369063

>>13369029
She'd probably enjoy it, following the little guy around the house as it cleaned.
Why, you'd probably come home one day and see her peeking around a corner at it.
Just watch out though, after a long day of you being gone she may request the most dreaded of things
Upsies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:12:59 2015 No.13369064 >>13369057 >Are you saying they should be allowed to hurt others because of freedums? That question is so loaded, a human women tried to get it to marry her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:13:51 2015 No.13369066 >>13369063 ...My heart wasn't made for this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:14:18 2015 No.13369068 >>13369057 This feels strawman-like. But I think I need a second opinion on that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:14:25 2015 No.13369071 File: 1.76 MB, 219x186, 1376453747917.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13369064 >That question is so loaded, a human women tried to get it to marry her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:15:06 2015 No.13369074 File: 122 KB, 1000x1000, Upsies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13369066

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:15:52 2015 No.13369076 >>13369074 Sad thing is just that I need a big Hellhound now

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:16:24 2015 No.13369079 >>13369066 she will never fall asleep in your lap, her belly up and leg twitching as she dreams. The twitching and will never intensify and her tail will never wag as you rub her belly

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:16:30 2015 No.13369080 File: 1.89 MB, 1300x1800, Anubis in front of the TV.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13367943 Sex through spats is my fetish. More of it. We need much more with MGs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:17:33 2015 No.13369082 >>13369068 Seriously, monstergirls just want the same things all humans want. A nice, safe home, peace and quiet, plenty of things to eat and drink, and someone to love them. So why do people not want this?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:18:11 2015 No.13369084

>>13369057

it's not even the big stuff like murder and slavery

remember that "human kind land on a comet OMFG A SHIRT WITH SEXY IMAGES"...

or how about those "25 harassment claims from audience of that one girl who said she kind of saw the non-pc side of Gamersgate"

shit like that erases hope in humanity more than Boko Haram - it shows that even the non-murderous human societies, still riddled with cancer

This will be the true things about humanity that traitok-kun could show to impress on MGs that despite on individual level humans being largely normal, as a collective they are insane.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:19:01 2015 No.13369086 >>13369082 If you want to spend your life scrubbing around at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs then fins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:19:13 2015 No.13369087 >>13369082 Because TRUE MEN kill anything they can. Because FREEDOM means not loving anything ever, as love chains your heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:19:59 2015 No.13369088 >>13369082 You can ponder that question in the devil bug pit traitor-kun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:20:14 2015 No.13369089 >>13369082 I don't want to be raped, brainwashed or forced to live in some sort of camp for the sole purpose of breeding. You traitors can go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:20:48 2015 No.13369090 >>13369086 as if MGs "winning" would result in that

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:21:35 2015 No.13369092 >>13369087 Don't misrepresent too hard, it's gonna make you look silly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:21:44 2015 No.13369093 >>13369089 If you don't want to get raped, then don't be a cold fish and fuck some monstergirls until you find a wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:22:01 2015 No.13369094 >>13369074 >That Big of a Frown >Getting Upsies Nope. Only happy smiley babies get upsies

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:22:03 2015 No.13369095 I'm on the"MGs and humans live in an equal society and are both just as free camp" The best camp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:22:12 2015 No.13369097 >>13369092 Show me even one of your types who has ever loved anyone but themselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:23:04 2015 No.13369099 >>13369093 What if I want to be a cold fish? See, you care nothing for "choice".

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:23:12 2015 No.13369100 >>13369094 >not turning the frown upside down You're a clown, Charlie Brown.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:23:20 2015 No.13369101
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>>13369089
> I don't want to be raped, brainwashed or forced to live in some sort of camp for the sole purpose of breeding.
Whereas I actually do, but even I wouldn't sell the rest of mankind down the river to get there.
Even to us mega-subs, traitors are scum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:23:27 2015 No.13369102 >>13369089 with the first - sometimes we don't get what we want with the second - that's up to your willpower third scenario is just plain paladin fear mongering

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:24:04 2015 No.13369104 >>13369097 What are you even on about?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:24:25 2015 No.13369106

>>13367963
>http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=GOODS-00032602
I want it.

But at the same time, it's so expensive, and I've already got several pricy things lined up for September...buying this'd double my monetary commitment for that month...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:24:42 2015 No.13369107 >>13369099 Are you saying you don't want to fuck the sexy monstergirls? Why are you even here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:24:52 2015 No.13369108 >>13369101 That Yuki is gonna get groped and impregnated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:24:56 2015 No.13369110 >>13369101 You are a good man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:25:05 2015 No.13369111 >>13369101 I'm glad we can at least agree on that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:25:09 2015 No.13369112 >>13369104 People who hate Monsters and call people who like them "traitors".

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:26:16 2015 No.13369114 >>13369107 Why do you want to force me to?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:27:02 2015 No.13369118 >>13369112 >People who don't want shit Deruella-tier monsters to rule the earth and enslave humanity don't like monstergirls I'm impressed you don't need one of those grabber things to reach that far.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:27:27 2015 No.13369120 >>13369107 Not him, but he's just bitching for bitching's sake. Best not to reply to him at all if you wanna maintain sanity

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:27:51 2015 No.13369122 File: 233 KB, 420x700, 1398845085022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13369114 Not him but WHY are you here if you're not into them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:27:54 2015 No.13369123 >>13369114 Because I thought all the people there want to fuck monstergirls, and they would given the chance.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:28:06 2015 No.13369124

>>13369101

traitors?

Because traitor-kun would interfere with paladins fear-mongering the masses into repressing extra-species who have no interest in doing anything seriously bad - well maybe a bit of rape at most?

or because traitor-kun would teach MGs how to most effectively find and "convince" the most humans into peaceful coexistence

Traitor-kun may have it in his name, but it's the paladins who are the true traitors of mankind - they represent all the worst parts of humanity xeno-phobia, fearfulness, aggression, aversion to being raped...

traitor-kun a true hero

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:29:43 2015 No.13369129 >>13369120 I'm glad you know my intentions better than I do, it really helps out. >>13369122 >>13369123 I am. What I'm not into is this dystopian traitor garbage where I'm not even given a choice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:29:52 2015 No.13369130 OK Anon's On threat of alping you've been tasked with impregnating this MG within the year. How goes it? http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:30:37 2015 No.13369132
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>>13369124
>faggots trying to force traitor-kun as anything but scum
>not even remembering where the original name came from

And I swear if that's you Average, I'm going to kick you in the nuts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:31:18 2015 No.13369134 >>13369130 >Kitsune-Bi Ghost babies! Woooooooooo!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:31:36 2015 No.13369136 >>13369130 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chimaera I'm scared of the goat head

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:31:54 2015 No.13369139 >>13369100 Not my fault her frown makes me want to drown Maybe she should start by taking off that ugly gown

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:32:21 2015 No.13369140 >>13369130 >Sahuagin >After that discussion we had earlier I can't make this shit up. I think it'd be fine. My Lich might not be too happy though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:32:54 2015 No.13369143 >>13368271 >Pygmy Anubis This talk was had a few threads ago. The answer was overwhelming yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:33:17 2015 No.13369145 >>13369139 >thinking a puppy is at fault for how she's been dressed You're evil.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:34:19 2015 No.13369146 >>13369140 >that discussion we had earlier Did that discussion end with an answer to what people want from a story about them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:34:42 2015 No.13369148 >>13369101 >even I wouldn't sell the rest of mankind down the river to get there. whereas I actually would.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:35:23 2015 No.13369153 >>13369130 >Lizardman A true test of endurance, that it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:36:14 2015 No.13369155 >>13369145 Puppies are adorable things that have big dumb smiles. She's no pup

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:36:44 2015 No.13369156 >>13369130 >Elf Well if all I have to do is hand her the collar to make her put it on herself, I'm sure all I have to do is cum on her and she can get herself pregnant too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:36:59 2015 No.13369158 >>13369155 You're worse than I thought. No wonder she'll grow up crooked when she wasn't loved by her papa.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:37:15 2015 No.13369160 >>13369146 Generic profile-y stuff was the consensus, I think.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:37:18 2015 No.13369161

>>13369130
>Dark Priest

Uh... Are Succubi immortal? Would it be difficult to impregnate them in a year? Would I be able to do it if I'm doomed to alping anyways? At best I'm going to succeed and then our daughteru is going to have two dark priest mommies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:37:41 2015 No.13369162 >>13369158 I'm not that guy, I'm over here

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:38:27 2015 No.13369165

>>13369132

Nope.

Average is hopefully writing "Me, Myself, and You" and not wasting time on explaining to dense paladins why Traitor-kun is the bro them fags don't deserve, but could be stuck with anyway.

Anyway - if you are referring to relatively recent greentext about the Traitor-kun who got humans stuck in a breeding camp, then that wasn't origin by a long shot - traitor-kun has been treachering in many boards for almost as long as boards were a thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:38:29 2015 No.13369166 >>13369130 >Yeti I have no idea but it will be fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:39:10 2015 No.13369167 >>13369146 I shared a pretty basic idea of what I would want to see, but no one else said anything. There seemed to be support for a story about them, but none of us know what to actually do with it. >>13369166 You lucky bastard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:40:05 2015 No.13369169 File: 173 KB, 1178x1816, King of Nothing..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be King Nothing!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:40:58 2015 No.13369171 >>13369169 Where's your crown?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:41:10 2015 No.13369172 >>13369167 It'll be a bitch to find her though. I'm not good with outdoor activities and by the time I climb a mountain it'll probably be too late.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:41:13 2015 No.13369173 >>13369129 >What I'm not into is this dystopian traitor garbage where I'm not even given a choice. And yet, you're choosing to bitch about it, instead of ignoring it in favor of something you do enjoy. Ergo, this validates >>13369120

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:41:24 2015 No.13369175 >>13368654 Fuck off faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:42:55 2015 No.13369180 >>13369130 >Dark Valkyrie I presume they are one of the long lived / immortal species, so it would be hard to do in a year. Probably would stock up in all the Mothman dust, Doppelganger Potions and Sticky Mushrooms I can just to be sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:43:06 2015 No.13369181 >>13369171 A king of nothing doesn't get a crown.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:43:58 2015 No.13369184 >>13369181 What about a crown from Burger King?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:44:03 2015 No.13369186 >>13369173 By that logic, everyone here is here to bitch. You wanna try that again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:44:39 2015 No.13369187 >>13369181 >And now. The blackest present, for the most brutal of all bass players. >NOOOOTTTTHHHHIIINNNNG

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:44:58 2015 No.13369189 >>13369184 No. Crown.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:45:10 2015 No.13369190 >>13369158 >implying I'd want a Hellhound anyway

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:45:37 2015 No.13369191

>>13369165
I was referring to the fact that traitor-kun got his nickname on /a/ by stating he would sell out everyone and everything in a second if monstergirls showed up, in fact would go out of his way to do so.

He's this >>13369148, often accompanied by nonsense about how terrible humanity is and so on. And even bringing up paladins in the discussion just shows you don't have a clue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:45:42 2015 No.13369192 File: 735 KB, 1000x1000, 1427545204871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13369184 If I steal a cait sith's crown, does she become not shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:45:45 2015 No.13369193 >>13368729 >>13368718 >>13368732 >there are traitor apologists in this thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:46:08 2015 No.13369195 >>13369173 >you're choosing to bitch about it, instead of ignoring it in favor of something you do enjoy I'll remind you of this the next time someone posts futa/monsterboys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:47:19 2015 No.13369196 >>13369192 She would be extremely grumpy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:47:35 2015 No.13369199 >Not plunging a dagger into the back of your fellow man, and retrieving the blade as you step atop their corpse to greater heights

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:47:53 2015 No.13369200 >>13369130 >Hobgoblin Badly. I can't get it up for Oppai Loli.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:48:17 2015 No.13369203 >>13369196 For you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:48:26 2015 No.13369204 >>13369199 Look, either be a traitor, or be edgy. Don't be both, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:49:54 2015 No.13369207 File: 341 KB, 1600x1200, u01_a01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13369200 >I can't get it up for Oppai Loli. I don't believe anyone can be this much of an actual faggot.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:50:16 2015 No.13369209

>>13369191

well aware. But that original traitor-kun was a 1D shit not-even-a-villain - the kind you might see in old comic books. That traitor-kun really would have probably ended up spawning eggs out the ass in some shit-tier's corner of a sewer

So I evolved traitor-kun to have both ambition and passion. Bitches love passion

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:50:29 2015 No.13369210 >>13369199 >Not ramming your knife into your throat when your "wife" tries to claim you and rape you, as you refuse to sleep with a demon and send yourself to the grave, remaining pure for your chief god

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:50:37 2015 No.13369212 >>13369204 >powerplays are edgy What else am I supposed to do? Ask them nicely to stand down and rebuke them with harsh words when they don't? Ask them nicely to lay down before me so I might stand atop them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:51:29 2015 No.13369213 File: 169 KB, 873x582, 1404862209325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Traitors are the worst kind of people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:51:36 2015 No.13369214 >>13369207 Another victim here. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:51:41 2015 No.13369215 >>13368901 Continue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:51:48 2015 No.13369216 In the scenario of monster girls showing up, you guys can have them. I'm just going to steal people's stuff as they're getting raped.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:51:49 2015 No.13369217 >>13369212 Ok, but in return, everyone else gets to be edgy too.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:51:50 2015 No.13369218

>>13369186
>By that logic, everyone here is here to bitch
If I was going to make a broad statement like that, I would have done so instead of specifically quoting you. However, it's not exactly wrong, either.

>>13369195
Why? It's fairly obvious futa and monster boys don't belong in a Monster Girl thread. The same cannot be said of dystopian settings. Try again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:52:12 2015 No.13369219 I could give less of a shit about things like traitors. I just want to pick the rout that gives me a quiet life with a loving monster waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:52:34 2015 No.13369221 >>13369191 >>13369193 The problem is people think traitor-kun is a joke nowadays like the antithesis of a purging paladin caricature.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:52:52 2015 No.13369225 I know people hate 40k here but I can't stop seeing both sides as chaos cultists and members of the inquisition

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:53:23 2015 No.13369226 >>13369217 >Paladins >Not already edgy Okay, sure. Edge yourselves up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:54:51 2015 No.13369232 >>13369209 Hey guess what? Traitors will always be worms tossed aside by monsters who value loyalty and love over quislings. Forcing your "He's actually really intelligent and would magically contact their leadership" stuff won't change that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:55:12 2015 No.13369234 >>13369225 I don't hate it, only the part of the fanbase that can't stop shoving it into everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:55:16 2015 No.13369235 >>13368939 NO no no no no no no. The Hero sided with the DL because he believed in her plan to end the cycle of slaughter, not because he was an asshole that that wans to force monstergirls on people, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:55:19 2015 No.13369236 >>13369218 >It's fairly obvious futa and monster boys don't belong in a Monster Girl thread >you're choosing to bitch about it, instead of ignoring it in favor of something you do enjoy You know, this is getting rather sad.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:55:23 2015 No.13369237

>>13369221
>The problem is people think traitor-kun is a joke
Uh, how is that a problem? Do you sincerely believe MGs are gonna visit our world and we'll get fucked over by traitor-kuns? If you don't see it as something to joke about or have fun with, and actually take this shit seriously, you might be the one with the problem here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:55:36 2015 No.13369239 >>13369226 >Paladins >Edgy you have some shit head cannon their son paladins are literally supposed to be the opposite of edgy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:55:39 2015 No.13369240 >>13369213 This makes me literally angry with rage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:55:48 2015 No.13369243 >>13369225 Who are the orkz?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:56:04 2015 No.13369244 >>13369225 We don't hate 40k. We hate 40kiddies. Basically this >>13369234

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:56:45 2015 No.13369246 >>13369232 No, kunoichi get husbands by turning men into traitors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:56:45 2015 No.13369247 >>13369226 I can live with that. Of course, that means you can't complain about it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:57:05 2015 No.13369249 >>13369232 >Monster girls will love guys that want to kill them over guys who want to be with them! Fucking really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:57:10 2015 No.13369250 >You will never slaughter the traitor's family, bathing in the blood of him and his monster family, sticking his daughter's head on a pike so all can see that beasts will not be tolerated in your land

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:57:57 2015 No.13369256 >>13369236 Why reply to a debate if you're not going to post a rebuttal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:57:58 2015 No.13369257 >>13369232 seriously i dont understand why traitors think that betraying humanity will somehow get them the perfect waifu of their dreams.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:58:10 2015 No.13369260 >>13369216 Suddenly someone I can relate to. Paladinspergs and traitors' houses first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:58:20 2015 No.13369261 >>13369239 >Muh heresy >Muh order >Muh man or monster >Muh purges Paladins are edgy as fuck and you're dluded to think they aren't as bucket on head retarded as the traitors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:58:24 2015 No.13369262 >>13369250 Is it wrong that I'm getting a boner from this? Probably.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:58:27 2015 No.13369263 >>13369216 Jokes on you, I don't have anything worth stealing. >>13369219 Yeah, man. That's all I would want. Live and let live.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:58:43 2015 No.13369266 >>13368998 9/10 would serve with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:58:43 2015 No.13369267 >>13369237 Knigga, traitor-kun was a nickname of a person in these threads that got expanded to a class of people. The way you're trying to use it, it's like writing stories about King Grump Alp, crowned ruler of Monstergirl Canada.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:59:06 2015 No.13369269 >>13369130 >Amazoness RIP in pelvis

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:59:07 2015 No.13369270 >>13368998 >underhives >implying we wouldn't burn this planet to cinders if we were that fucked It's like you've forgotten that most basic, driving, and destructive of human qualities: SPITE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:59:25 2015 No.13369274 >>13369247 I never complained about edge tho. That was you dudes who label everything which confronts you as edgy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 14:59:49 2015 No.13369275 >>13369256 Because I don't need to. You already admitted to doing something you bitched at the other guy for. Now you only need to admit that you're a hypocrite, and we can call it a day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:00:41 2015 No.13369278 Well. I did it. Put my name down for the Z-Ton Pillow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:00:49 2015 No.13369280 >>13369249 >Implying guys won't love them without selling out humanity This is what traitors can never wrap their heads around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:00:52 2015 No.13369282 >>13369274 >I never complained about edge tho Oh, I know you didn't, I'm just sayin'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:00:56 2015 No.13369283 God I hope monster girls never exist. I don't want to have to cut off my cock and balls just so I can be left the fuck alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:01:08 2015 No.13369284 >>13369261 I dont think you have a firm grasp on just what "edgy" means anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:02:24 2015 No.13369287 >>13369284 >>13369250 Seems pretty edgy, not complaining, but its still edgy. I personally enjoy a bito f grimderp

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:02:45 2015 No.13369288 >>13369095 I'm on the kill traitors camp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:02:50 2015 No.13369290 >>13369237 This. Wouldn't really side with anyone in this Special Marathon here, but at least traitors get to be ironic with themselves (sometimes), something I swear I'll convert to Islam if I see orderlites/HFYfags ever do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:02:56 2015 No.13369291 >>13369283 We need a third, not shitty faction.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:03:11 2015 No.13369293

>You're running. From what you aren't really sure, but you don't want to know.
>You can hear it's low grunts as it pursues you, it's claws ripping through the earth.
>Your legs are on fire and your heart feels as though it's going to burst.
>The beast lashes out at you, catching your thigh and forcing you to the ground.
>You are forced onto your back, arms pinned to the ground by the massive claws of the beast.
>It's face is a distorted mass of scars and blood matted fur, it's ferocious maw filled with needle like teeth.
>You can do nothing as it slowly lowers it's head and wraps it's tentacle like tongue around your neck, strangling you.
>It lowers its head positioning it's teeth around your neck.
>The breath of the beast reeks of rotten flesh and you can feel your skin scorching from the heat.
>It's jaw widens slightly before rapidly closing down upon you.
>You open your eyes to be greeted by the ceiling of your bedroom.
>"One last try for tonight" You mutter to yourself,closing your eyes.
>*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
>Fuck
>Another glorious morning in MGC and as usual you didn't get any sleep last night.
>You've been having constant nightmares for years and despite all your attempts they have never gone away.
>The dreams never seems to be related other than you die in the vast majority of them and the fact they all leave you miserable and tired.
>You start your morning with the usual get dressed, make breakfast, and check the mail.
>"Bill, bill, credit card offer, grocery coupons..." You go over your mail as you sip the remainder of your coffee to wash down your burnt toast.
>You reach the back of the pile and find a colorful flier with a big cartoony label on the top reading "JOIN THE SABBATH TODAY!"
>You skim over the flier out of curiosity and began to tear it up when the phrase "Tentacle Potion" came up.
>You didn't need to be reminded of that tongue.
>You have the paper shredded into fourths before a new phrase catches your interest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:03:11 2015 No.13369294 >>13369132 Not me Anon, which is nice as I would prefer my nuts intact

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:03:26 2015 No.13369295 I want monstergirls and humans to be equals, but if I have to be forced to choose one side, I prefer to side with the traitors. Knowing how humans are I don't want to see what they would do to enslaved monstergirls.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:03:38 2015 No.13369297

>>13369280
What I was getting that is it's not just the guys who plot intricate betrayals that get called "Traitor-kun".

Seems to be that a lot of the time, any guy who just wants to side with MGs, and be with his waifu, gets called "Traitor-kun", even if all he'd do is leave humanity behind to live blissfully with his waifu, and nothing more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:04:17 2015 No.13369300 >>13369295 >I don't want to see what they would do to enslaved monstergirls. Well, as long as you make sure the reverse doesn't happen...

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:04:20 2015 No.13369302

>>13369293
>"Need help sleeping?" it reads.
>You nod yes.
>"Laying awake all night tossing and turning?"
>Again, you nod.
>"Wanna cuddle with a loli?"
>Wait, what?
>"Try the Sabbath's new Teddy program!"
>Disappointed you toss the ripped remains of the flier onto the table and head off to work.
>Your day was a drab as ever, though work isn't really supposed to be fun, especially paperwork.
>You halfheartedly sort through the papers, skimming the pages.
>Your can't really wrap your head around the contents due to your sleep deprivation, so you just pretend to be busy and hope you can be more productive tomorrow.
>Finally your shift ends and you trudge to your car.
>You can't be bothered to cook anything so you pick up something from the nearest burger joint and pick a few random items.
>You already feel like shit, so fast food can't really do much to you now.
>You make your way inside your house, stumble into your kitchen, and set the bag of greasy food down onto the table.
>Burying your face into your palms you let out a frustrated sigh.
>You can't keep this shit up much longer, you desperately need sleep.
>You bring your gaze up to find colorful paper on the table. It's the filer from this morning.
>You pick up the scrap of the torn flier that held information of the Teddy Program.
>You find yourself staring at the phrase "Need help sleeping?"
>Minutes pass as you read the phrase again and again.
>"Fuck it"
>Your desperate, and if this has even a chance of working then then goddammit you're going to try!
>You punch in the number and wait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:05:29 2015 No.13369306 >>13369240 Check yor autism m8.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:05:45 2015 No.13369307

>>13369302
>You are greeted by a high pitched girly voice "Hello this is Sabbath services, how may I help you?"
>You take a deep breath and exhale before saying "Hi, I'm interested in the Teddy Program, can I get a bit of info on it?"
>"Certainly Onii-Chan!"
>Oh no she's talking weeaboo, this is going to be annoying.
>"You get to pick a cute little monster, ~like me~, to hug an snuggle all night. And if you're feeling like it maybe more~"
>"But does it really help you sleep?" you ask, annoyed at the loli's advances.
>"Yep! All the Onii-Chans that tried it reported that they were well rested and had dreams filled with cute little girls all night long."
>You couldn't care less about dreams involving little girls, but that defiantly sounds better than being ripped apart by an abomination.
>"I'd like to try the Teddy Program please"
>"YAY! What kind of imouto, would you like?"
>You're can feel your temper rising as the energetic girl continues to shout in her odd language.
>"Someone quiet."
>"Aw, Onii-Chan only likes shy girls... Oh well, please give me a name and address!"
>7625 Streetname rd. Monstergirl City, Ilias Continent, and my name is Anon Y. Mous."
>You can hear the clicking of the keyboard as she inputs your information.
>"Okay your imouto will arrive around 10 p.m., Make sure to leave your doors unlocked. BYE ONII-CHAN!"
>Your ear is left ringing as she hangs up on you, leaving you wondering why the hell you thought this was a good idea.
>Left confused and partially deaf, you finish eating and shower, then you begin to wait for your imou- *ahem* guest to arrive.
>A certain amount of time later, it's 10:20 and she hasn't shown up.
>Screw it, you should have known that finding a cure for your nightmares would never be this easy.
>You make your way to your room and open the door.
>There's a lump in your bed. Something is hiding under the covers.
>Sneaking to the edge of your bed you grab the covers and quickly throw them off the bed.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:07:09 2015 No.13369313

>>13369295
It would be like how islam treated the dhimmi women and the virgins they stole from europe. Except worse, because there's an ever stronger us and them mentality. I'd sooner burn an orphanage than see lines of monstergirls bent over in stockades lining the streets with day old cum still dripping from their holes, mixing with blood from lashings.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:07:26 2015 No.13369314

>>13369307
>A sharp "EEP" echos through the room and lying on your bed is a small girl covered in fur.
>Her fur covers the lower parts of her arms and legs, ending in a set of black claws on each digit.
>Her torso looks as if it's covered in a sleeveless fur hoodie with a small fluffy pompom at her curvy rear.
>On top of her head is a pair of round ears, her hair and ears are darker than the rest of her fur.
>It seems you found your guest, but how did she sneak past you?.
>"He-hello, my name is Ch-Charlotte."
>Poor thing looks like she's going to cry.
>"Hi Charlotte my name is Anon."
>You smile in an attempt to calm her down.
>You've seen what happens when someone makes a monster cry.
>Even with months of surgery they couldn't remove the bicycle.
>She weakly smiles back and drags the covers back onto the bed.
>"It's time for bed Anon." Charlotte says, not able to look you in the eye.
>You're not entirely sure about this but you did sign up for the program, so you slide into the covers and lay on your back.
>Charlotte hesitantly scoots over to you, lays her head onto your shoulder and drapes an arm over your chest.
>You shut your eyes and try to think happy thoughts as you drift off to sleep.
>You're surrounded.
>Faceless men gather around you bearing a variety of weapons.
>Torches, hatchets, pitchforks, meat hooks, all pointed at you.
>They're closing in, their shouts loud and distorted, like speaking underwater.
>The only thing that is certain is that their intentions don't mean well for you.
>A large man barges through the crowd and grips you by the collar and throws you down onto the ground.
>His boot slams down onto your back, and you can feel something sharp press against the back of your skull.
>The crowd cheers around you as the sharp object pierces your skin and you whimper in pain.
>"It's okay" a muffled voice calls.
>What was that?
>"Everything's okay, don't worry"

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:08:08 2015 No.13369316

>>13369275
How is it hypocritical? If I want veggies at the grocery store, I go to the produce department. I don't expect to see a pack of hotdogs nestled in with the tomatoes. That's clearly a problem.

Now if I go and look for tomatoes and see that they have a wide variety of types, I'm not going to bitch about the tomatoes I don't like, I'm going to grab what I like and be done with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:08:46 2015 No.13369318 >>13369130 >Honey Bee I'm gonna make a whole new hive

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:09:09 2015 No.13369320 >>13369291 Can they have a city built underwater?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:09:26 2015 No.13369321 >>13369314 >>13369293 >You will never dream Bloodborne

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:09:35 2015 No.13369322

>>13369314
>You close your eyes and focus on the voice.
>"I'm here Anon, nothing can hurt you."
>How do they know your name?
>The voice carries on talking to you and in time the cheers of the faceless men die down.
>You open your eyes to find that the men are gone and replacing them is a girl.
>You can't see her well, it's like her entire body is covered in a fog, but her voice is clear.
>"That's it. It's okay Anon just relax."
> Her voice is soothing and in time the scenery shifts to a calm forest.
> The woman comes closer and wraps her arms around you, locking you in her warm embrace.
>You have no idea who she is, but you feel safe like she would save you from anything that came for you.
>You stare into her clouded face trying to make out your savior's features.
>The clouds refuse to shift.
>You focus harder, desperate to find something.
>The clouds thin and fade a bit to show a shining crystal blue eye.
>You struggle to make the hole bigger and it slowly obeys widening to find...
>*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
>Ugh, another wonderf- wait... why is everything fuzzy?
>You hear a small groan coming from your chest and find a fluffy little girl with messy hair.
>You hit the alarm and the little bear looks up into your eyes.
>"Good morning Anon, did you sleep well?"
>Surprisingly the answer is yes.
>"Thank you Charlotte." You say as you bring your arms around her.
>She yelps in surprise, but quickly returns your hug whispering. "You're welcome."
>Having had your first good sleep in years, you make a your first decent breakfast in a while.
>Of course you invite Charlotte as well.
>It was kinda cute how she smiled when you asked if she wanted honey on her pancake.
>Unfortunately you and Charlotte have jobs to do.
>As she leaves she turns around, looks you in the eyes and says with a blushing face "If you ever need help sleeping again feel free to ask for me."
>You stand there frozen in shock.
>You didn't notice before, but Charlotte's eyes are crystal blue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:10:07 2015 No.13369325 >>13369320 I dunno, underwater cities don't have a great track record.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:10:07 2015 No.13369326

>>13369215

>most awkward meeting of parents and teachers ensues
>teachers are embarrassed for calling parents over this
>appears they over reacted
>nothing is more annoying that suddenly finding oneself framed into stereotype by own actions

>parents though...
>"WTF... How did we screw up this badly.."
>"I agreed with wife when we had that talk to ignore his long showers since he hit puberty"
>"Have been pussyfooting around him for 3 years so as not to 'make him feel self-conscous'
>" and now I get this... shit, he even gave this to Daniel's kid"
>"And they spotted us coming out of church last month - after our first visit in 5 years to drop of some clothing donations"
>"Now Dan and his wife will think we are that kind of sexually repressed Christians.... FUCK"

>"This isn't normal is it? Boys 'mature' a bit later... but this? Of course I wanted him to get into university without getting anyone pregnant... but I also wanted grandchildren at some point."
>"Oh my god.. he has been eyeing our basement during last cleanup"
>"I am a failed parent aren't I? Everyone in this room knows my son will be living with me when he is 50.."

>After most embarrassing meeting in life of everyone involved
>"Tonight you are going to buy some proper porn. And then start accidentally leaving it around the house"
>"Honey, I don't think they even sell those magazines anymore... it's all on the internet now"
>"well we can't sneak porn onto his computer, it's going to be too obvious"
>"maybe we should take him to see a therapist?"
>"and ask what exactly? Teach my 14 year-old about how to properly fantasize? Is that even legal?"

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:10:50 2015 No.13369327

>>13369322
>Your day is going great!
>You were able to finish all of your backlogged work as well as today's, you feel like you can actually walk instead of stumbling like a zombie (no offence to undead), and you actually had enough energy to make a nutritious dinner.
>Everything's coming up Anon!
>Despite your cheerful mood though you can't help but think about Charlotte.
>Years of nightmares, and all you had to do was cuddle a bear, who knew.
>You wonder if you are going to need her services again and catch yourself daydreaming about the little bear.
>You immediately force yourself to stop, after all she's just doing her job and it's not right to think that way about a someone that young.
>But she works for the Sabbath and isn't that what they want?
>Isn't their goal to make men want to take young girls as their wife?
>Is that what Charlotte wants?
>STOP NOW!
>Charlotte is helping you with your nightmares, nothing more so stop daydreaming about her!
>It's getting late and you are questioning if you should ask for the Teddy Program's help.
>It was effective, but you're scared of these thoughts that fill your mind.
>Finally you give into temptation.
>"Hello, this is Sabbath services how may I help you?"
>"Hi, I'm in the Teddy program, could I get a teddy for tonight?"
>"Of course Mr...Anon! Is there any specific girl you want"
>You hesitate for a bit before saying "Is Charlotte available?"
>"Why yes she is. I'll send her your way Onii-Chan~"
>You can practically feel her smile through the phone.
>You mutter a thanks before hanging up, and your thoughts drift towards the loli bear again.
>Your thoughts are interrupted as someone knocks on your door.
>You open it to find a pouting Charlotte.
>"You are supposed to unlock the door Anon, how else am I to mysteriously end up in your bed?"
>You apologize, but neglect to mention the reason for the locked door was because you let your mind drift off while thinking of her.
>"It's okay Anon, now come on it's time for bed."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:11:02 2015 No.13369330 >>13369297 Then you need to get your head checked. You don't get called traitor-kun most of the time unless you're for humanity getting conquered or enslaved. What's stupid is the newfags thinking that traitor means anything but that.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:11:59 2015 No.13369334

>>13369327
>Your sleeping positions are a bit more intimate than last time.
>You lay on your side with Charlotte held in a hug, your hands wrapping around her back and going up to cradle her head.
>She lays pressed against your chest her head nestled beneath your chin.
>She's bright red from blushing and you hold her close so she cannot see you blushing as well.
>This may be wrong of you, but your mind is flooded with euphoria by having Charlotte in your grasp like this.
>You begin to pet her, which leads to her blush to deepen.
>"Goodnight Charlotte" You whisper as you continue to pet her.
>"G-good night Anon" She stumbles out.
>You could swear she mumbled something afterward, but you don't ask what it was.
>You drift off into another peaceful sleep.
>You are propped up against a tree in a foggy forest, the trees are lush and the ground is covered in wild flowers.
>In the distance you see a figure, clouded by the fog.
>It's slowly making it's way towards you and it's appearance becomes clearer as it approaches.
>It's Charlotte.
>She strolls towards you and sits down into your lap straddling you.
>Her flat chest is pressing against you and she's staring straight into your eyes, her crystal blue orbs showing her longing for you.
>One of her paws reach towards your crotch and begins to rub your concealed shaft making it stand to attention immediately.
>She presses her lips to yours and quickly retreats.
>She's turning scarlet as her hand continues to caress your member which is now painfully stiff.
>Her free paw reaches for the zipper and
>*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
>MOTHER FUCKER
>You slam your hand onto the alarm.
>"G-good morning Anon"
>She isn't clinging to you like she was yesterday morning, and her face is flushed.
>"Good morning Charlotte, you wanna stay for breakfast again?"
>"No thanks, Igottagobye!"
>She rushes out of your home with inhuman speed.
>You wonder what's wrong with her.
>You also wonder why your pants are unzipped.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:12:04 2015 No.13369335 >>13369316 Other than "How dare he defend his position", you have no argument, so don't try to mask your lack of points in analogies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:12:32 2015 No.13369337 >>13369330 I'd say it's not me who needs to get my head-checked, it's the faggots of whatever level of new that call any guy who wants to wind up with an MG "Traitor".

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:13:07 2015 No.13369339 >>13369320 >Somebody else remembers Option 3 These threads go in circles don't they?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:13:14 2015 No.13369341

>>13369334
>After a brief debate with yourself you've come to the conclusion that Charlotte may have manually caused that dream.
>Most men are terrified of monsters assaulting them in their sleep, but you are positively ecstatic.
>Well at least part of you is anyway.
>You still aren't fond of the age gap, but your soldier has been standing in attention ever since you woke up.
>Then again it's not exactly rare to see a loli and her husband in the crowds of Monster Girl City, so you doubt anyone would really be against your relationship.
>Wait, what relationship? She groped you, that doesn't mean your married!
>Tired of fighting with your own thoughts you head to work and try to free your mind of your discovery.
>You failed to hold your thoughts and throughout the whole day your mind keeps drifting towards Charlotte and what happened last night.
>Unable to focus on anything else you finally decide that you would end it tonight.
>You are going to confront Charlotte.
>Immediately after getting home you call the Sabbath
>"Hello, Sabbath services how may I help you?"
>"I'd like to schedule a teddy session with Charlotte."
>"Wow, straight to the point. Okay let me look..."
>After a bit of typing she finally says "Sorry Onii-Chan, looks like Charlotte didn't show up today. You wanna try someone else?"
>The logical part of your brain tells you that you should accept and got another Teddy to ward of the nightmares, but you know it has to be Charlotte.
>In only two nights she's stolen your heart and now your addicted to her.
>It finally comes time to sleep and you just can't muster the will to walk to bed, your thoughts still plagued by the absence of Charlotte.
>Finally you are able to convince yourself by unlocking the front door.
>Just in case she comes.
>Laying in your bed wide awake you stare down the clock to watch every minute pass.
>You are about to drift off until you bed shakes and something slides under the covers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:13:39 2015 No.13369343 >>13369334 Well, I'm sad that I have to go for errands now. Hope you'll pastebin this once you're done posting it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:14:16 2015 No.13369347 >>13369326 Well this got weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:14:39 2015 No.13369348 >>13369339 There are two circles. The one that repeats every thread, and the one that repeats every 5-6 threads

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:14:45 2015 No.13369350 >>13369294 "Me, Myself and You" next part when?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:15:06 2015 No.13369352

>>13369341
>"H-hey Anon, you left your door unlocked."
>You already know exactly who it is and it brings a smile to your face.
>"Of course, how else are you going to sneak in?"
>Charlotte giggles, but quickly stops and her smile is instantly replaced with a look of guilt.
>"Anon... I. I have to tell you something."
>"Is this about why you were groping me and taking off my pants?" You guess.
>Her expression shifts to pure horror and her eyes being to water.
>"Please I'm sorry don't hate me! Please!"
>Your heart aches at the sight of her crying and you embrace her, pulling her lips into yours.
>Stunned by your sudden kiss Charlotte freezes in place, then melts into your arms as she begins to understand you actions.
>The two of you pull apart and her eyes are shining with hope.
>"You aren't mad?"
>"I kinda liked it actually"
>With that statement she turns bright red and looks away.
>"D-d-do you want... to do more?"
>She's cowering behind her paws as she says that and you decide to give her a proper answer.
>Grabbing her paws you force them apart, relieving her blushing face.
>You pin her down onto the bed and kiss her again, this time deeply.
>She squirms underneath you, but never protests as your tongue explores her mouth.
>She brings about her own and fights against your invading tongue, wrestling for dominance.
>It isn't long before she gives up and once again you are in complete control, yet your lungs are beginning to beg for air.
>You remove yourself from her mouth and both of you are gasping.
>A small string of saliva runs in between your wide open mouths.
>You gaze down at Charlotte to find her smiling face.
>"Please, more." she begs and you are happy to oblige.
>You thrust your tongue back into her mouth and continue your battle for dominance.
>Your hands interlock with her paws and she tightly grips your hands as you suck her tongue.
>Your dick is pressing against your pants, desperate to be freed and Charlotte takes notice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:15:08 2015 No.13369353 >>13369334 >MOTHERFUCKER heh

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:15:25 2015 No.13369355 >>13369341 >>13369334 >>13369327 >>13369326 >>13369322 >>13369314 >>13369307 >>13369302 >>13369293 Jesus Christ man. Just use pastebin. Greentexts aren't supposed to go this long unless they're written live.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:15:29 2015 No.13369356 >>13369130 >Cheshire cat DEATH OR GLORY MOTHERFUCKERS!

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:16:11 2015 No.13369358

>>13369335
>Other than "How dare he defend his position", you have no argument
My point had nothing to do with him defending his position, it was about him wasting energy on negativity and stringing an anon along without clearly answering the questions he was asked.

You can defend your position without being a coy and dodgy asshole, they don't go hand in hand you know.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:16:29 2015 No.13369359

>>13369352
>"Anon...I want you. D-do you want to..."
>You nod and begin to remove your pants, but begin to wonder why she doesn't do the same.
>She acknowledges your questioning stare, but only looks away instead of giving an answer.
>Then it hits you, and you smile at your naughty little bear.
>Who would of thought someone so shy could walk around with nothing covering her bottom.
>You point your now freed erection towards her hairless cunny and press forwards.
>DAMN she's tight almost like she's a... is that blood?
>Charlotte's face is cringing in pain, but yours is frozen in astonishment.
>"You're a virgin?"
>"I-I'm sorry... I just wanted to find the right person before I tried this. I'm not going to be very good, but I'll try my best!"
>Overdosing on cuteness you grab hold of her hands again and lock lips with her once more.
>Your tongues battle on as the pain fades and she gives you a nod to continue on.
>Slowly thrusting into her you clench your jaw at the pleasure of her tight tunnel.
>Charlotte is grunting under you, her arousal slowly building.
>Your pace begins to quicken and her grunts turn into soft moans.
>She removes her hands from yours and brings her arms around your neck, taking you into a tight hug.
>"Faster" She moans into your ear.
>You oblige and begin to piston rapidly in and out of her.
>"Faster!"
>Again you obey slamming your member into her folds.
>"FASTER!"
>Your hips are now pounding into her small frame, making lewd slaps as your bodies meet.
>Charlotte is writhing in pleasure under you, and as you give out one last powerful thrust you feel her walls tighten around you.
>She attempts to bring her legs around your hips, but can't completely wrap them around your waist.
>The tightening of her tunnel brings you over the edge as well and your pulsing shaft delivers it's seed deep into her womb.
>Charlotte pulls your head towards her and brings you into a deep kiss.
>Both of you moan into each others mouth as you ride out your orgasms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:17:02 2015 No.13369360 >>13369355 Agreed. I'm enjoying it, but fuck, this might as well have been written in prose.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:17:45 2015 No.13369362

>>13369325
We can always put it in the sky, then.

>>13369339
Great big circles. Sometimes not though; we've got a few ideas that pop up all the goddamn time. You can model the threads as a bunch of overlapping circles, really. Sometimes multiple topics are brought up at once and we have gigantic shit storms, sometimes only one topic is being discussed and, if it's the right one, we have fun.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:18:16 2015 No.13369364

>>13369337
We really need to come up with hard definitions of the terms, make an image or a text and just copypaste it everytime this happens.
Bitter traitors are mistaken with the monster-friendly, pro-justice paladins with purging idiots, over and over.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:18:43 2015 No.13369366

>>13369359
>The kiss ends and both of you are panting, hearts hammering in your chests.
>You take one look at your furry lover your softening member is brought back to full power.
>Her eyes are glazed over in lust and are practically begging for more.
>You begin to enter her again before she pushes you away.
>"No, this time I want to try being on top."
>You smile and you lay down and let your erection stand free.
>Charlotte crawls onto you and aligns herself to your shaft.
>Slowly she sinks down onto your lap, her tight tunnel teasing your cock every agonizing inch along the way before finally bottoming out and her plump little butt touches your lap.
>Letting out a held breath she looks into your eyes and holds out her paws.
>You bring out your hands and interlock your digits with hers.
>Satisfied, Charlotte raises herself off of you until only the tip of your penis is still inside her.
>She closes her eyes and drops herself onto your lap taking the entirety of your shaft in one swift motion.
>This repeats for several minutes rise and fall, rise and fall and with each successful cycle Charlotte's moans grow loader.
>Eventually her motions gain speed and instead of letting herself fall onto you, she begins to bounce on your shaft.
>Her body begins to lose strength as the pleasure takes her and her small body lays into yours, your hands still connected and her hips still bouncing.
>You can feel her hot breath against your chest as she continues to ride your shaft, her moans are muffled as she nuzzles your chest.
>You can feel yourself getting close and Charlotte's high pitched moans signal the same for her.
>Her passage clamps down on you and with that you climax, spraying your cum into Charlotte's little womb for the second time tonight.
>Charlotte's body goes limp atop you and after a few seconds her breath shallows.
>She fell asleep atop you, with your hands and sexes still interlocked.
>"Goodnight Charlotte" You whisper before drifting off into sleep yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:18:51 2015 No.13369367 >>13369356 She is going to tease you until the very last second.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:18:51 2015 No.13369368 >>13369358 >wasting energy on negativity and stringing an anon along without clearly answering the questions he was asked. Ok, now you're just straight up lying. We're done here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:18:53 2015 No.13369369 File: 281 KB, 913x1280, oomukade7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you accept the oomukade's feelings?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:19:47 2015 No.13369372 >>13369369 I'd seal it with a kiss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:19:51 2015 No.13369373 >>13369362 >We can always put it in the sky, then. Also not a great precedent here.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:19:52 2015 No.13369374

>>13369366
>You Wake to find yourself in the same position with Charlotte straddling you, hands intertwined, and your manhood still inside her.
>Charlotte is awake as well as her hips have begun to slowly work their way up and down on your lap.
>You sit up slightly to kiss the top of her messy bedhead.
>"Good morning Charlotte"
>Charlotte answers by speeding up, giving quick kisses to your chest.
>It's a good thing you don't have work today, because you doubt that either of are willing to get out of bed anytime soon.
[Perspective Change]
>It's already 2 p.m. and Charlotte didn't show again today.
>Given the business you could imagine why.
>It was your idea to start a dating service based on giving out free cuddles.
>First week and 9 out of 10 pairings were successful.
>Your phone dings and you dig it out of your pocket to read the message.
>Make that 10 out of 10, good job Charlotte.
>With these numbers they'll have to accept your idea!
>You can imagine it now, all kinds of monsters will lolify themselves just to get in on this.
>Men throughout the world will be calling trying to get their own Teddy.
>And you will be known as the monster responsible for countless of happy couples.
>Being a hopeless romantic, that thought brings a deep warmth to your heart.
>Despite that you can't help but feel envious of all the happy couples.
>If only you could find a husb-
>You're an idiot! Why not sign yourself up as a Teddy?
>The phone begins to ring and you answer it with you're normal greeting.
>"Hello this is Sabbath services, how may I help you?"
>"Hi I'm interested in joining the Teddy Program"
>"That's great! Can you give me a name and address?"
>"3743 Thisroad st. Monster Girl City, Ilias Continent. My name is Joe Average."
>"Okay sir, leave your door unlocked tonight and your loli will be there around 10 p.m."
>You slam the phone down and leave your office.
>You're sure they won't mind you leaving early.
>After all you have to get ready for tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:20:05 2015 No.13369377 >>13369369 Maybe if she were a Ghoulmukade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:20:06 2015 No.13369378 >>13369369 With that face? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:20:37 2015 No.13369379 >>13369364 The old ways were Paladin/Inquisitor Monster lover/Traitor

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:20:42 2015 No.13369381 >>13369369 >Not a Matango >Not a Roper >Not a Parasite Slime >Not a Beelzebub Yeah, why not

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:20:49 2015 No.13369382 >>13369369 I'd just be happy that someone had feelings for someone as worthless as me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:21:24 2015 No.13369383 File: 224 KB, 800x693, succucry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Her face when you attempt to explain >Contraception >People who think you should be married before you have sex >The concept of lifelong celibacy >'Gold diggers'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:21:27 2015 No.13369384 >>13369368 I fail to see how I'm lying here, but I'm deeply sorry you don't have the mental capacity to keep up with this debate. Maybe next time, friend

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:21:33 2015 No.13369386 >>13369200 Anon kun you're such a fucking faggot, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:21:55 2015 No.13369387 >>13369379 Inquisitor...that's fitting, I don't remember it being used much though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:22:09 2015 No.13369388 >>13369373 >Land? Shitty shitty shit shit >Sea? Shit >Sky? Shit Fuck it, we need to go to space. EA hasn't ruined that for us yet, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:23:10 2015 No.13369391 >>13369383 >'Gold diggers' I think she'd be more confused than saddened by that one. I mean, the cock is its own reward to a succubus, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:23:20 2015 No.13369392 >>13369388 Well... How about pocket dimensions? I think they're still good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:23:22 2015 No.13369393 >>13369379 >>13369387 Orderlites are another one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:23:50 2015 No.13369394 >>13369388 Space is always the best option. Why live in a place where your soul is weighed down by gravity where you can live in a place which unlocks the fullest of human potential?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:23:53 2015 No.13369395 >>13369387 It was back in the /a/ days when image spaces ran like water.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:24:10 2015 No.13369397 >>13369355 >>13369360 Yeah, didn't think I wrote that much until halfway through posting them. Sorry about that. >>13369343 http://pastebin.com/29atHM6z

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:24:53 2015 No.13369399 >>13369369 Probably. Depends on the Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:25:22 2015 No.13369402 >>13369392 >How about pocket dimensions? The lilims themselves have ruined that option. >>13369394 Newtype, pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:25:23 2015 No.13369403 >>13369383 She probably knows about that shit but doesn't give a fuck. Why would she be saddened by people who don't effect her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:25:55 2015 No.13369407 >>13369283 You know how some anons here like healing cuddles. Monsters have that, figuratively and literally. Your dick's getting regrown. So do something more productive, like kill traitors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:26:54 2015 No.13369413 >>13369402 Guess it's true, there are no safe spaces. Fuck it, land it is, at least then we won't have to worry about drowning/falling to our deaths.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:27:22 2015 No.13369414
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>>13369383

>Con? Doms?
>I don't understand.
>Why would you not want to bear his child?
>You love him, right?

>Marriage? BEFORE sex?
>What, do they go months and months of courtship without sex or something? Hahaha!
>...They do? Are you serious?
>That's so hardcore! Ultimate pleasure through pleasure denial!

>Okay, no, I bought the other stuff, but guys who never have sex? That's literally impossible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:27:41 2015 No.13369416 >>13369403 >Why would she be saddened by people who don't effect her. Empathy. The same reason people are saddened by others starving on other continents or being raped/beaten/tortured in wars thousands of miles away. It's not that difficult to grasp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:27:58 2015 No.13369418 >>13369395 Now I really don't remember having as many shitstorms of the paladin/monster, didn't we fight more about MGE is allowed/not allowed here and the /a/ shitposters? Anyway in the grand scheme of things we haven't changed...too much I guess

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:28:51 2015 No.13369421 >>13369416 >It's not that difficult to grasp. I used to think so too. The I came here...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:29:01 2015 No.13369424 >>13369391 It does make me wonder what a Tanuki thinks about 'gold diggers'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:29:24 2015 No.13369426 >>13369416 She's a succubus they're not super empathic. She probably laughs and calls them stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:29:51 2015 No.13369428 >>13369421 >*then

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:29:57 2015 No.13369429 >>13369418 It mostly came about to differentiate between the paladins and the 40kiddies that would start MUH HERESY in threads every once in awhile. Stupid people would try to call them all paladins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:30:07 2015 No.13369430 >>13369350 Don't know, I'll put it on the list. Didn't know fils wanted more of it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:30:49 2015 No.13369434 File: 279 KB, 700x900, succ2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13369426 Aw. How cute. He thinks he has free will.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:31:39 2015 No.13369438 >>13369434 Misquote?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:32:24 2015 No.13369442

>>13369424
I imagine they'd take a similar stance to dragons: You've gotta have your own gold, and a good man is just part of that. Though tanuki would be more willing to let you help them make gold if you're not worthless.

>>13369426
Not necessarily; her empathy might just take a different form. A form like, say, raping or converting everyone in the groups mentioned. Including the celibate men. Especially the celibate men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:34:10 2015 No.13369448 >>13369374 Man, that was really cute. Based on the teddy and bear references, I assume it is a loli Grizzly?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:34:31 2015 No.13369449

>>13369407

Yes please.

If there is one thing Traitor-kun lacks it's being seen by his Lilim handler getting actively persecuted by aggressive paladins as he tries to make the world accept her kind.

bitches love that (i heard)

>>13368998

Everything you do... just part of my cunning plan

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:34:41 2015 No.13369451 >>13369442 >"I don't agree with these people, better rape them" >empathy I knew they couldn't be trusted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:34:43 2015 No.13369452 >>13369414 What face does she make when she finds out that there are men out there who slip through the grips of reason, and live and die through the cracks, where no one sees them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:34:46 2015 No.13369453 >>13369426 Succubi have historically been beings of pure emotion, so she'd probably feel empathy more acutely than a human would. The difference lies in how she'd express that empathy, though. Spoiler: Through sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:35:10 2015 No.13369454 >>13369429 Probably wannabe /tg/ rejects, they needed a place to meme around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:35:45 2015 No.13369456 Yanow what I miss? Prankster paladins. the only good paladin

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:36:14 2015 No.13369458 >>13369448 You are correct.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:36:53 2015 No.13369459 >>13369456 I miss dense headed paladin

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:37:14 2015 No.13369461 >>13369451 C'mon, that's just the superpower approach to humanitarianism. >>13369456 I don't know, I think we get enough pranks pulled with wizards around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:37:22 2015 No.13369462 >>13369456 They were functionally replaced by wizards in the new edition. >/mgg/: /jp/-revised edition

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:37:23 2015 No.13369463 >>13369430 No one did parasite slime at all. And that story seems to be doing in best of ways. So yes please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:38:09 2015 No.13369465 File: 96 KB, 489x700, ponytaur.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Wha? Excuse me, I'm an adult! >Have you never heard of miniature ponies before? >I'm just as much a woman as any of those thoroughbreds!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:38:11 2015 No.13369466 >>13369394 Char pls, shouldn't you be worrying abou "Muh Lala?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:38:20 2015 No.13369469 >>13369458 Nice. Good to see them getting some love, especially for a pretty decent idea. Good shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:39:04 2015 No.13369471 >>13369453 Yeah but she's crying for them. Which is kind of pathetic. >>13369462 4.0 is shit I miss 3.6

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:39:06 2015 No.13369472 >>13369374 >Lolis trying to take over the world offering free cuddles to take over bad dreams Where's the Christmas Cake equivilant? Motherly Monster Girls could do bedtime cuddles 10, no, 20 times better than a loli!

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:39:26 2015 No.13369475

>>13369337
Don't even try to play the victim. We're here for monstergirls yes, no one has ever been called a traitor for wanting to live on he farm with a holst, or being a dragon's butler, or brushing fluffy tail or what have you. But then we get you faggots going on about how mankind is wrong and needs MG leaders, how resistance will be crushed, how you're gonna get waifu and that's that. Well fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:40:13 2015 No.13369477 >>13369465 Poor Shetland centaur.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:40:31 2015 No.13369480 >>13369321 >Waifuborne

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:40:52 2015 No.13369482

>>13369459
I also miss the dense buckethead good guy archetype who doesn't hear so good. I remember writing a small greentext about one who was beset by a succubus.
>You're wet milady? Heavens, you'll catch a cold. Out of those soggy clothes right this instant
Alright, finally this is getting somewhere. You gonna take your big, hard warhammer a-mgmnfmngf
>There we are. This blanket will keep you warm until your clothes dry.
That sort of thing.

>>13369472
I want this. I want this a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:41:05 2015 No.13369483 >>13369472 And ten to twenty times heavier too, amirite? And I just made myself sad. I want to cuddle a cake lamia. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:42:14 2015 No.13369486 >>13369475 >how mankind is wrong and needs MG leaders Really this. I mean, they're barely above animals. And you're telling me they should be calling the shots, being as unorganized as they are? Might as well let children make the laws.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:42:29 2015 No.13369488 >>13369482 Dense paladins are the toughest enemies a monster girl has to fight. >>13369483 >And ten to twenty times heavier too, In all the right places.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:42:33 2015 No.13369489 >>13369465 Don't lie to me kid. If you were telling the truth you'd have tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:42:33 2015 No.13369490 >>13369472 I got an idea. A Daki program where young men sign up to be used as body pillows by lonely mature monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:42:45 2015 No.13369491 >>13369482 I was there Fun times with shitposter-kun

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:42:52 2015 No.13369493 File: 1.04 MB, 1061x1500, 49362210_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:43:02 2015 No.13369494 File: 312 KB, 953x1400, fushimi4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is she so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:43:35 2015 No.13369495 >>13369493 Do you really godda post that every thread?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:43:52 2015 No.13369497

>>13369383

>>People who think you should be married before you have sex

"but... I thought having sex is how you get married?"

>'Gold diggers'

You mean it worked the other way before?

>>The concept of lifelong celibacy

Too insane. She still thinks it's some form of punishment

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:43:57 2015 No.13369498 >>13369490 I can see the recruiters prowling outside of Cuddleslut Anonymous meetings.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:44:06 2015 No.13369500
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Ok here me out.
How do you think a monstergirl would react to a man who was born mentally retarded. Like he doesn't look like he has downs but he straight up has the mindset of a child. I mean I'm sure they'll rape anything with a penis...but would you think they would have some feeling of guilt?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:44:53 2015 No.13369501 >>13369493 But what kind of experiments?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:45:05 2015 No.13369503 >>13369500 >Monster girl >guilt That'll be the day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:45:39 2015 No.13369506 >>13369493 True sadness. Again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:46:04 2015 No.13369508 >>13369367 You act like that's not gonna make me fuck her harder.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:46:23 2015 No.13369509 >>13369503 You think a wurm wouldn't feel guilt if she squeezed a little too hard and cracked a rib? Monsters love men, especially their husbands. They don't want to hurt them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:47:33 2015 No.13369510 >>13369509 That must be the reason for all this raping/breaking pelvises, "love". Seems legit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:47:37 2015 No.13369511 >>13369369 Who could say no to that cute face?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:47:37 2015 No.13369512 >>13369486 In other words, put Bush back in office.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:47:50 2015 No.13369514 >>13369490 So it's just an inverse of the Teddy program, instead of young girls being called to and cuddled by lonely older men, it's young boys being called to and cuddled by lonely older women. I love it, sign me up for the Daki program.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:47:57 2015 No.13369516

>>13369491
Yeah, I wish we had the same fun now as we did then. That howmanydickscanweteleportintoagirl was fun, but wizardry doesn't hold a candle to the prankster paladins. Like that one greentext where they got the most sagely of their member to bait out a nightmare, and controll his dreams so that when she tried to sleep rape him he turned around and laughed at her, yelling HORSE PUSSY HORSE PUSSY. And then the got shy and ran away but paladins had already surrounded her as she was dreamdelving and pointed lights on her laughing and shouting HORSEPUSSY HORSEPUSSY.

That and those LEWD HERETIC fake ero mags and paladin cosplayers who baited out the sinners.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:48:05 2015 No.13369518 >>13369493 real science is boring as shit. >lewd experiments First imagination is fired up... but then tries to imagine fappable material. There is like 2 fetish experiments that I might like but then what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:48:40 2015 No.13369519 >>13369463 I'll put it on the list with loli Cheshire

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:48:42 2015 No.13369520 >>13369512 If my choices are Hillary, a lilim and him? Yes, absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:49:52 2015 No.13369529 >>13369518 I guess its like anything else that involves or requires imagination.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:50:10 2015 No.13369531 >>13369510 Well, KC's "rape" isn't rape and broken pelvises are pure threadcanon so depending on your stance, they do love quite strongly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:51:25 2015 No.13369535 >>13369531 Don't even bother.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:51:44 2015 No.13369540 >>13369531 >KC's "rape" isn't rape Then you'll be glad to hear that my "purging" isn't really purging...at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:51:59 2015 No.13369542 >>13369520 If the choice was between Hillary and a Matango, I'd vote for the Matango.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:52:44 2015 No.13369550 >>13369542 Of course you would, you're a smart voter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:52:46 2015 No.13369551 >>13369426 That's not even a succubus, she's a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:52:48 2015 No.13369552 >>13369494 Because she's a goddess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:53:14 2015 No.13369556 File: 111 KB, 544x572, 1422398803740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13369520 >Not the Lilim Lilims don't lie, and just want whats best for human boys. Would this face take advantage of you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:53:56 2015 No.13369558 >>13369456 LEWD HERETIC! Those were good days.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:54:20 2015 No.13369561 >>13369542 What if we made a Hillatango? The fungus eating the brain to nothing would make it inoffensive and placid plus you get the backing of a major party!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:54:21 2015 No.13369562 >>13369551 My mistake. But then she would laugh at the woman not taking the gold using her own strength.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:54:40 2015 No.13369563 >>13369556 lilim pls go and stay go. And let's not even get into the retarded posting chain again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:54:46 2015 No.13369564 >>13369556 I think that face is already taking advantage of me.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:55:04 2015 No.13369565

>>13369512
>>13369520

>2016 Bush somehow re-elected for third time
>80% of US army deployed to monster girl world
>No contact in 2 weeks
>Bush hangs "Mission Accomplished" flag across the portal.
>A month later Lilim and Traitor-Kun go through portal at head of delegation. US lost the war
>"I thought you were exaggerating Traitor-kun... but they are even worse then you described "

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:55:39 2015 No.13369569 >>13369394 Me. Anubis Waifu. Custom built starship. Starting as a clunker, built up, made better over time. Exploring the cosmos with a growing family. This is the dream.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:55:41 2015 No.13369571 >>13369561 >Hillatango No Satan, let's not. Seriously.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:55:46 2015 No.13369573 >>13369565 Sounds like the next Vietnam.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:56:29 2015 No.13369577 Can we please not /pol/, guys? That never ends well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:56:41 2015 No.13369578 >>13369565 >80% of US army >implying they would lose You have amused me indeed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:56:56 2015 No.13369580 >>13369466 LALAH WAS LIKE A MOTHER/SISTER/DELICIOUS BROWN GIRLFRIEND TO ME!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:57:01 2015 No.13369581 >>13369424 >Psh, amateurs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:58:03 2015 No.13369588 >>13369500 No. Maybe dote on him while MAMONO MANA fixes his mind. Unless that's not in the picture. In which case ____________no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:58:08 2015 No.13369592 >>13369577 This isn't anywhere close to going /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:58:17 2015 No.13369594 >>13369581 I was really expecting a Jew joke. I'm not sure if you made me proud or let me down at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:58:51 2015 No.13369598 >>13369588 >fixes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:58:56 2015 No.13369600 >>13369577 Okay. Suddenly feeling confident enough to take on a Lizardman in combat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:59:09 2015 No.13369601 File: 559 KB, 657x890, 1427330577014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Ar-are you the young human boy the Daki program sent?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:59:09 2015 No.13369602 >>13369578 I think the army would win too, but if the DEMONIC ENERGY bullshit works on Earth humans then we'd be fucked. Literally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:59:36 2015 No.13369606 >>13369578 To be fair most would probably defect once they figure out that the enemy is a bunch of scantily dressed women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:59:43 2015 No.13369608 >>13369577 I can go /mu/ if you want and we both know it's not gonna end well

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 15:59:45 2015 No.13369609 >>13369509 That's not what you asked though. You basically asked, would a MG feel guilty about raping someone. Which makes me make this face, and go "Really?".

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:00:08 2015 No.13369611 >>13369580 Char, go see the Sabbath. They will help you >>13369565 >Voting Hillary/Bush/Lilim >Not voting milkman

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:00:45 2015 No.13369616 >>13369542 BRAIN SPORES FOR EVERYONE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:00:45 2015 No.13369617 >>13369601 Yes ma'am, I might not be any good since it's my first day but I'll do my best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:01:02 2015 No.13369618 >>13369475 That one, sure, but I've seen my fellow Dragonsluts and tail brushing enthusiasts called Traitors. Should I just blame such mislabelings on newfags?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:01:13 2015 No.13369620 >>13369561 >Combining the two worst things ever Good god, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:01:14 2015 No.13369621 >>13369601 "If those lactate the yes." >>13369611 Shhh. We don't put up official candidates, but we control several of the public faces.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:01:36 2015 No.13369624 >>13369602 That's what the drones are for. >>13369606 Oh ye of little faith.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:01:39 2015 No.13369625 >>13369600 >Suddenly feeling confident enough to take on a Lizardman in combat. GLHF. getting your shit handed to you repeatedly but making a platonic lizardman fembro would still be pretty cool, even if you don't get a scaly waifu out of the deal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:02:26 2015 No.13369626 >>13369608 Not him, but I'd rather we be more more that than /pol/ any day So what music does your MG waifu or daughteru enjoy, anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:02:58 2015 No.13369630 >>13369598 Yes, fix. Do you think retards are okay on their own power?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:03:06 2015 No.13369631

>>13369578

>Commander... our thousand of young virile men we through into combat action against sex demons appear to have all been ..."ahaegoed" into semi-comas

>I don't understand... we have all those carriers, how are they resisting?

>"Carriers stuck back in Earth oceans sir... we don't even have satellites here. Just a bunch of horny marines... and the sex demons."

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:03:10 2015 No.13369632

>>13369602

That's the conclusion we came to long ago. A war comes down to three things.

>Does magic work here?
>Can portals be opened anywhere or are they limited in time and place?
>Can the game changers like lilims take something hotter than the fusion heart of a star to the face and live to tell about it?

Depending on those answers it swings either way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:03:29 2015 No.13369633 >>13369618 Might've been the inquisitors doing what they do; I wouldn't worry about it. It's amazing how anti-monster some of the people in these threads get.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:03:45 2015 No.13369635 >>13369618 I've been wrongly accused a traitor, too. He's an idiot if he thinks the problem is only about them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:04:21 2015 No.13369637 >>13369621 Yeah but why not put a face forward? The milkman onto wants to bring love and health to the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:04:22 2015 No.13369638 >>13369631 Protip Private: Shoot them. With your gun. So you don't have to get close. You idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:05:43 2015 No.13369647 >>13369630 Well, it's still brainwashing, but if it helps him be less retarded... I am a little conflicted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:05:50 2015 No.13369648 >>13369630 >"b-but muh freedom of choice..."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:06:06 2015 No.13369651 >>13369618 I imagine it's because of the way you express yourself, how a man must be obey his mistress and all that, makes you sound slaveish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:06:22 2015 No.13369654 >>13369609 >assuming dat nigga was me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:06:46 2015 No.13369656 >>13369648 No, go ahead, argue against free choice. Go on, I'll wait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:07:11 2015 No.13369658 >>13369130 >Alp Uhhhh. Let me think about this.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:07:26 2015 No.13369661

>>13369624

Reminds me of a greentext from a long time ago where the army go through a portal to find they utterly annihilate the mamono armies due to superior tech.

The Paladins actually start to convert to our religions as a result, thinking that our gods are the mightiest of all for such magic to be possible. Meanwhile, the higher ups get nervous because they fear morale will go down when word goes out about the "enemy" being slaughtered by drones are actually sexy women.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:07:35 2015 No.13369663

>>13369626
Oh they enjoy chill stuff like Mac Demarco, Sufjan Stevens, Happy Mondays and stuff like that
My waifu and I enjoy this album a lot though
http://i.imgur.com/TPUW8LY.jpg
Seriously, don't go to /mu/ you listen to a few albums and the board becomes /v/ 2.0

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:07:49 2015 No.13369664 >>13369631 >>13369638 RAMIREZ!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:07:51 2015 No.13369665 >>13369494 Can I get a link for where to read the rest of this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:08:29 2015 No.13369668 >>13369624 I'm just saying that when the men go over there expecting to fight giant monstrosities, but find a bunch of horny women they may not need a lot of convincing to make love, not war.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:08:38 2015 No.13369671 >>13369661 Never read that one. I can only imagine the butthurt of a few individuals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:08:39 2015 No.13369673 >>13369658 Guess you got the Anon who can't get up to oppai-loli

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:08:55 2015 No.13369674 >>13369632 At the end of the day, Doom tells us that nothing demonic can survive the full power of the shotgun. Paladins using swords have got it all wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:09:42 2015 No.13369677 >>13369668 Well, after the first few rapes, I'll imagine they'll change their minds.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:10:05 2015 No.13369681

>>13369638

Exactly... unless of course it's a slime, which likely sneak across the ground and the first thing you notice about it is your feet being thrown from under you...

Or any of those MGs that can teleport/hide well.

And assuming MGs with magic have no camouflage abilities - succubi well known in every setting for being best at deceiving senses and illusion magic.

Most of all - assuming monster girls are going to rush alert troops with machine guns like dumb animals, despite having access to commanders who have centuries of personal experience

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:10:24 2015 No.13369685 >>13369661 >Snackbar paladins Jesus Christ how horrifying.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:11:13 2015 No.13369688

>>13369637
Because, we can better push our agenda by controlling multiple officials from multiple parties. By broadly spreading out influence we can get the masses to more readily accept our beliefs and when we do put a candidate forward, we can pretend like it is because of all the sudden interest in our group. When really, we've been controlling everything from behind the scenes the whole time.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:11:21 2015 No.13369689

>>13369647
He could be normal, a lover of MGs but still normal. That's how I see it anyway.

>>13369648
Whenever someone says retard I imagine some guy staring off into space going "uhhhh", mumbling every once in a while, you know, conscious, but operating at extremely low capacity. If MM can fix someone like that, why not, they're not going to get better on their own.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:11:59 2015 No.13369692 >>13369656 >argue against free choice As if. You go on arguing against curing imbecility because bad monster magic is bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:12:01 2015 No.13369693 >>13369681 I would be concerned, were they more organized.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:12:15 2015 No.13369695 >>13369651 It's less "must obey" and more "why would you not want to?" The response to which is seemingly always "muh Freedom" or "muh maledom", neither of which are very compelling. Oh well, to each their own.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:13:42 2015 No.13369702 >>13369692 Well, if you don't wanna make your point, don't come to me with your "muh [insert strawman here]" bullshit.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:13:50 2015 No.13369703

>>13369677
That's really going to depend on where you put them and what comes at them. I mean, you think they're going to turn down a kitsune or a holstaur that wants dick? Unlikely by and large, me thinks. Now, shove them against an ushi and you're likely to see a fight. In the first case there might not be any rape at all.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:13:51 2015 No.13369704

>>13369661
>portals open
>monstergirls do a real
>America send in drones and nukes every one
>Monstergirls perish in an ocean of hellfire before any manage to waifu anyone
>Only the insanely adaptive like devilbugs and matango survive
I can see this happening. Fuck humanity. I'd gladly watch humanity burn so that I don't have to watch humanity burn anything else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:14:20 2015 No.13369708 >>13369671 I would post it, but can't right now for reasons. Thread still young though, maybe later.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:14:27 2015 No.13369710 >>13369688 Have you got any candidates in mind?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:14:59 2015 No.13369715 >>13369689 >He could be normal, a lover of MGs but still normal I suppose, still feels a little distasteful.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:15:07 2015 No.13369716

>>13369661
It was the journal style one called Operation something right? Anybody got a link? I rather like how it portrayed things with the officers agonizing over choices and the threat of the demon lord's crack troops hanging over their heads.

Plus the ending where they never face the true demon army but the demon lord sends them a thank you letter for taking enough followers away from the Chief God for her to roll the old bird and declare victory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:15:41 2015 No.13369718 >>13369695 >"why would you not want to?" how about because I am femdom fag and not a subfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:16:04 2015 No.13369721 >>13369703 True, but most guys don't fancy being raped, especially not on the job. I would hope so at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:16:27 2015 No.13369723 >>13369710 For our party or from other parties to control?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:16:29 2015 No.13369725 >>13369688 Thats pretty sneaky Anon. Too sneaky..... you wouldn't be a tanuki would you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:16:54 2015 No.13369728 Oh boy, another "HFY" vs. "INVINCIBLE MONSTARS" shitstorm. have fun guys, I'll be reading manga for a few hours until it becomes the night thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:17:04 2015 No.13369731 >>13369708 Yeah, I totally get it, don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:17:23 2015 No.13369732 >>13369728 >I'll be reading manga for a few hours until it becomes the night thread. See you then anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:17:39 2015 No.13369734 >>13369728 It is already night

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:18:01 2015 No.13369737 >>13369723 Both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:18:19 2015 No.13369739 >>13369704 I'm not so sure. The moment the public find out that these creatures are attractive women the war will go to shit. That said, when they find out that violent rape is how they find mates I'm sure humanity will revert back to KILL IT mode.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:18:31 2015 No.13369740 >>13369718 ...y'wanna run that by me one more time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:18:34 2015 No.13369742 I want to dick Kakuen Broly

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:18:49 2015 No.13369743 >>13369721 >most guys don't fancy being raped Right, but like I said, there wouldn't necessarily BE any. You'd need a shit ton of really good propaganda to stop your men from boning certain MG willingly. Especially the grunts during occupation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:19:36 2015 No.13369747 >>13369718 Not him and WHAT?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:20:00 2015 No.13369750 >>13369739 >violent rape way to generalize

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:20:27 2015 No.13369754 >>13369743 >Especially the grunts during occupation Well, I don't think anyone would mind that, so long as they do their job. And who knows, we might get a few new allies(waifus) on our side.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:20:40 2015 No.13369756 >>13369704 And that's why America is in dire need of a few Tsar Bombas landing on it. Prejudice and self-righteousness so large they make ISIS look like a nunnery.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:20:42 2015 No.13369757

>>13369725
I actually considered putting 'do you even jew?' at the end. There are healthy tanukis too though, they can help us.
>>13369737
We'd need to chose somebody popular, somebody in the public eye who appeals to as many people as possible, and who is likely to win their race.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:21:36 2015 No.13369761 >>13369757 How would you even control such a person?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:21:54 2015 No.13369762 >>13369742 I don't think that'd work out for you, she'd scream out another man's name during sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:22:02 2015 No.13369763 >>13369757 Tubby Tanukis are nice, just be careful Anon otherwise those who use others we be used themselves

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:22:04 2015 No.13369764 >>13369756 Enjoy your visit form the NSA.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:22:15 2015 No.13369768 >>13369756 Whilst I agree in general, america has nothing on the ancient ignorance and venomous hate of Islam.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:22:38 2015 No.13369769

>>13369740

femdom without being sub - Turns on include: not being in control, getting overpowered physically or through trickery by a female, or even better - multiple females

Turn offs: willingly submitting to anyone, humiliation/pain.

Basically when there is still a good and solid "illusion" of the rape

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:24:55 2015 No.13369777 >>13369769 I see. So like the "stereotypical" rape fetish?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:25:12 2015 No.13369779 >>13369397 >>13369293 I like your stuff. A lot. Keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:25:26 2015 No.13369781 >>13369769 Ah, so you're into Reverse Rape Play. Fair enough.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:26:15 2015 No.13369783

>>13369761
To get that far in politics you have to sell your soul, you have to work for the big companies or the interest groups other wise every bad thing you have ever done will get brought up by the other side while they make their own candidate look like a saint. Its easy to control politicians, you just need a lot of money.
>>13369763
I'm reminded of that picture somebody posted yesterday with the American controlled by the jew, controlled by the Illuminati, controlled by the aliens, controlled by the jews.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:27:07 2015 No.13369788 >>13369769 >LazySub.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:27:25 2015 No.13369790 >>13369601 "Daki program? No, I'm just the mailma--"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:27:43 2015 No.13369794 >>13369783 Huh, I just thought you'd make her drink some special milk and control her that way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:28:37 2015 No.13369802 >>13369777 yes. or put another way taking all the sadomasochism out of femdom. "She may milking me dry, but she can't take the skies from me"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:28:54 2015 No.13369803 File: 579 KB, 720x876, Alma7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13369769 Great taste, my African American comrade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:29:22 2015 No.13369806 >>13369790 And he was never heard from again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:29:31 2015 No.13369807 >>13369794 W-well we could do that too, or get her hooked on Holstaur/Hathor milk, and a husband who loves her that way, with us as the only supplier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:29:53 2015 No.13369808 >>13369803 African American? (wrong guess btw)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:30:43 2015 No.13369814 >>13369802 I suppose that makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:30:45 2015 No.13369815 >>13369807 Yeah that plan seems more fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:30:53 2015 No.13369816 >>13369808 He was using a fancy version of muh nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:31:12 2015 No.13369819 >>13369808 It's a meme, anon. "My african american comrade" is shor-... err, long for "muh nigga" GOOD TASTE, SIR, AND I SHARE IT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:32:39 2015 No.13369824 >>13369808 How new?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:32:51 2015 No.13369826
File: 614 KB, 1000x1064, 1408472141268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>"Yoyo daddy-o! So you're the Daki I order, aren't ya?"

>"What? Well, no I'm not really a Christmas Cake, but I'm lonely, isn't that close enough?"

>"What do you mean it's not? Come on, be a bro and cuddle me, just for tonight!"

>"W-Wait! If you cuddle me, I'll hook you up with my Kraken neighbor, she's definitely a Christmas Cake, and she was thinking about signing up for the program too!"

>"Just please cuddle me tonight, you don't even have to hold my had or anything!"

>"Please I need to be loved."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:33:08 2015 No.13369827 >>13369750 Ushi Oni As much as we've moefied them, Oomukade. Beelzebubs Minotaurus Dark Elves maybe Girtablilu Hornets Ogres Parasite slimes are specially horrifying Werebats Any sufficiently frustrated monster really. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:34:08 2015 No.13369831 >>13369769 >through trickery Explain further.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:35:14 2015 No.13369835 File: 384 KB, 707x1000, best_present.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13368648 Just shouting out I love PRW's stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:35:39 2015 No.13369837 >>13369826 I'm gonna cuddle her so hard, she'll be a stage 3 CC by next morning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:36:11 2015 No.13369838 >>13369826 >she will never be loved Laughing Echidna.gif No, not that one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:36:36 2015 No.13369840 >>13369827 A handful out of over a hundred.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:40:28 2015 No.13369851 >>13369840 Problem is, many of those come in swarms, so when you see a fuckhuge cloud of rape flies, your response is gonna be GET TO THE FLAMMENWERFER and to hell with anything that has horns, meaty claws and/or a tail.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:41:14 2015 No.13369852

>>13369831

eg.

Girl asks you for an escort home through the part late evening.
Monster girl jumps/slithers out.
Hero Anon faces off monster girl.
Tazer to the ass.
Can still fight... but muscles all twitchy.
Defiant anon gets raped by tricky MG/Girl pair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:41:24 2015 No.13369854 >>13369826 >Talking like a guy Ugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:42:24 2015 No.13369861 >>13369601 W-What if I say yes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:42:24 2015 No.13369862 >>13369852 Thought it'd be something like drugs or blackmail, but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:48:43 2015 No.13369896 >>13369861 You'll be in between her breasts for the better part of a week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:50:13 2015 No.13369903 >>13369896 I'm ok with this. I am very Ok with this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:51:20 2015 No.13369910 File: 9 KB, 691x597, 1396970147357.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13369896 >Stuck between massive, squishy Succu-titties for a week as she 'cuddles' you There's not one part of that situation I wouldn't be happy with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:52:13 2015 No.13369915 >>13369601 RELEASE ME AND I WILL GRANT YOU 3 WISHES!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:54:04 2015 No.13369929 >>13369903 >>13369910 Of course then the people from the agency come to pry you apart and move you onto the next woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:55:10 2015 No.13369938 >>13369929 Then I'd better get to convincing her to sign up for our Lifetime Ownership program.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:57:18 2015 No.13369950 >>13369929 Sorry, this is my life now. Some other young bloke will take my place

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:58:05 2015 No.13369957 >>13369929 Why

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 16:59:29 2015 No.13369966 >>13369938 She'd sign up as soon as agency people come. You'd still even be between her breasts. >>13369957 There are a lot more lonely christmas cake monster girls out there anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:00:06 2015 No.13369968 File: 77 KB, 600x450, 134267324432342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey kid, what are you waiting for? Go buy me some cotton candy or I'll give you a wedgie."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:01:47 2015 No.13369981 >>13369950 And thus Anon spent years upon years in the embrace of a Succubus as her Daki, hardly doing anything else.

>>	swiss Momo Thu Apr 23 17:01:48 2015 No.13369982 File: 358 KB, 800x1138, C13_02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] chapter 13 of Re: Monster just got typesetted over at /a/ btw.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:01:57 2015 No.13369983 >>13369968 You're probably younger than me young lady.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:02:07 2015 No.13369986 >>13369968 Someone your age shouldn't be smoking

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:02:37 2015 No.13369988 >>13369968 Joke's on you bitch I'm going commando!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:03:28 2015 No.13369995 >>13369981 I am ok with this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:03:31 2015 No.13369996 >>13369968 So, we're going on a date? Sounds great, where are we going next? Oh, how about going to a movie so I can put you on my lap! You're just so cute! Am I successfully embarrassing her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:03:42 2015 No.13369997 >>13369968 I hope that's one of those Popeye cigarettes and not an actual one, kid

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:04:36 2015 No.13370000 >>13369968 I ain't a gopher kid, and I certainly don't owe anything to a total stranger. And where the hell are your parents?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:04:39 2015 No.13370001 >>13369966 I don't want to leave this one but I don't want other christmas cakes to be alone. Despair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:05:38 2015 No.13370006 >>13370001 Eh, there are a lot of other boys at the agency.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:06:36 2015 No.13370011 >>13369826 I'd cuddle an alp senseless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:07:35 2015 No.13370018 >>13370001 Go door to door smothered in her breasts and spread the word of how glorious it is to become a CC's daki. Convert more men to your cause and bring living dakis to all the lonely CCs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:07:47 2015 No.13370019 >>13369835 I don't like all of his stuff, but Mikes bumbling adventures are one of my favorite greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:08:44 2015 No.13370024 File: 301 KB, 1200x1800, 1414000126421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13369601 Cakes are love. Cakes are life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:09:13 2015 No.13370026 >>13369968 These Foxes sure are a demanding lot. I wish they'd all just go back to Zipangu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:09:48 2015 No.13370031 >>13370024 I'd be her daki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:09:51 2015 No.13370032 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:15:00 2015 No.13370051 File: 54 KB, 204x184, 142982366729809.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370032 >you will never breastfeed a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:15:19 2015 No.13370054 >>13370018 I would gladly support this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:16:13 2015 No.13370059 >>13369494 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:18:20 2015 No.13370068 >>13370054 I would gladly support a CC succubus' tits too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:21:00 2015 No.13370079 >>13369835 He's ok, the guy does cuteness really well but that's about it. I heard a lot of praise for spaceworm but it never did anything for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:22:30 2015 No.13370089 File: 95 KB, 1500x998, 13476432342432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here! Take this! It's a Titty Fox! It can sniff out tofu no matter where it's hidden!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:24:10 2015 No.13370096 >>13370089 But I don't eat tofu and there's no tofu for miles Taking it anyhow

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:24:48 2015 No.13370101 I wish there was an organization that promoted the beauty and grace of adult, and older women. That story with the loli cuddler got me thinking about this, I'm not anti loli, but I'd rather cuddle someone I can embrace fully.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:25:07 2015 No.13370107 >>13370089 Disgusting, she shouldn't be able to stand and I hate Tofu.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:25:51 2015 No.13370111

>>13370018

>smothered by breasts

Is there any better way to die? I remember reading that some guy in texas died from that when his girlfriend got into a fight with him a few years ago. She somehow pinned him to the floor and shoved her tits over his face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:27:54 2015 No.13370118 >>13370089 >Tits comprising over 50% of her body Gross

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:28:41 2015 No.13370124 >>13370111 >Pinned by a woman You think this is a good way to die, but the only realistic way this could have gone down is that she was a giant hamplanet that he literally could not lift off him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:29:12 2015 No.13370125 >>13370107 >>13370118 Do not bully the titty fox! You'll make it cry, then you will find no tofu!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:30:18 2015 No.13370132 >>13370125 Good. I hate tofu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:30:46 2015 No.13370138 >>13370089 Got the full picture?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:30:58 2015 No.13370139 >>13370124 True, there were never any pictures of her. She probably was a complete landwhale to pull it off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:31:14 2015 No.13370140 >>13370089 Adorable, will keep and find clothes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:32:39 2015 No.13370147 >>13370125 Tofu is shit, and she deserves to cry for being so malformed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:33:24 2015 No.13370151 >>13370107 >>13370118 Gay. >inb4 muh proportions GAY!!!

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:35:07 2015 No.13370158

>>13370151
>muh proportions
You're damn right my proportions.
That thing is disgusting, it shouldn't even be able to stand up, and it's going to have so many back problems it may as well be bedridden for it's entire life.

Massive tits are shit, they cause more problems than they're worth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:35:21 2015 No.13370161 >>13370147 I'll take her if you don't want her. Poor little thing is getting all the tofu she can eat

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:35:26 2015 No.13370163 >>13370059 http://exhentai.org/g/701540/b71dab4f68

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:36:08 2015 No.13370164 >>13370101 You can make such an orgainisation exist anon. With the power of imaaaaagination.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:39:46 2015 No.13370181 >>13370158 >>13370158 >muh realism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgUZDQCwKGQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:40:49 2015 No.13370185 >>13369465 I want to lick her chest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:41:11 2015 No.13370186 >>13370151 >>13370181 >People are gay if they don't like my fetish! Yeah, as intelligent as I would expect from this community.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:42:42 2015 No.13370191 >>13370186 I know you're a fag but what am I?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:43:46 2015 No.13370195

>>13369995

One day you wake up in the middle of the night. You hear her gentle breathing tickling your ear. She has her arms, legs and even her tail wrapped around you. Looking over you can see that she has a content smile.

And that's what you can do for lonely CCs! Sign up to become a Daki today!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:43:51 2015 No.13370196 >>13369982 Awesome. I really should read the LN...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:44:36 2015 No.13370200 >>13370195 Sign me up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:45:35 2015 No.13370209 >>13370195 Sign me up too

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:46:14 2015 No.13370214 >>13370195 I'm all for it, where do I sign? This reminds me, what happened to that guy that was doing mistress applications? He said he had a lot more in plan, but never came back, and that was a month or so ago now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:46:20 2015 No.13370215 File: 1.13 MB, 1100x2082, tanuki large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13369968 >>13370026 They sure are portrayed as more uppity it's as if someone was spreading some sort of propaganda

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:48:12 2015 No.13370229 >>13370195 This seems like one of the best jobs ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:48:31 2015 No.13370232 File: 119 KB, 877x1240, quetz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370214 Well at least we got a certain genki out of him before he died. Moth-chan would be another one I'd love to see as a "Mistress"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:00:50 2015 No.13370271 File: 154 KB, 878x518, 1397529155053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that /tg/ is literally a colony of Elves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:02:23 2015 No.13370276 >>13370191 A sad NEET sitting in front of a PC in a world where MGs don't exist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:02:41 2015 No.13370277 >>13370271 Elves are nice, if a bit on the skinny side. They need some health.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:06:46 2015 No.13370294 >>13370229 Yeah that's what you'd do most of the time is just be hugged for hours on end for days and days. Of course you'd be fed and all that too so no worries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:06:56 2015 No.13370295 >>13370276 They exist in your heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:07:31 2015 No.13370297 >>13370294 >Of course you'd be fed and all that too so no worries. I hope I get a Holstarus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:09:10 2015 No.13370303 >>13370295 Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:09:31 2015 No.13370306 >>13369968 What do I look like, an alp?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:10:56 2015 No.13370311 File: 953 KB, 950x950, Coming over to titty slap your alp ass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370276 Wrong on all counts except the final one, try harder, F-A-G-G-O-T.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:13:42 2015 No.13370318 >>13370294 What of they try to do lewd things? Am I just their for cuddles, or am I supposed to allow them to continue?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:13:44 2015 No.13370319 >>13370311 >Those literal cow tits Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:16:09 2015 No.13370324 >>13370319 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:16:27 2015 No.13370325 I just want monster girls for friendship, I don't think I could bring myself to fuck one.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:17:18 2015 No.13370327

>>13370311
>>13370089

Anything in excess, no matter how much you like it, gets worse over time and loses its taste. Giant sacks of skin and fat dangling from a girl's chest down to her hips are not exactly attractive.

And I'm a guy who likes big tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:17:52 2015 No.13370328 >>13370311 >Wrong on all counts except the final one >the final one Oh, so you're schizophrenic. Nice. How's that working out for you?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:17:55 2015 No.13370329
File: 1.81 MB, 937x1031, 2342353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

But how are human boys recruited for the Daki program? Do they see an ad in the newspaper and, needing the money, offer themselves up to the company to give out to older women, are they tracked down and the weak young ones are kidnapped and kept as slaves to give out to the unknowing CC who pays for company?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:18:04 2015 No.13370330 >>13370325 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:18:59 2015 No.13370334 >>13370329 It's like idoling, they either send in an application or are scouted,

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:19:46 2015 No.13370337 >>13370328 I meant we are in fact living in a world without MGs, fagtard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:20:20 2015 No.13370338 >>13370334 >Scouted >Just drive around and find the first cute guy you find

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:20:36 2015 No.13370339 >>13370330 I'm an extremely unappealing person anon, I just wouldn't want to give a MG the burden of having me as a husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:20:41 2015 No.13370341 File: 133 KB, 365x301, elves.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370271

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:21:18 2015 No.13370343 >>13370338 Pretty much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:22:13 2015 No.13370344 >>13370337 >fagtard Did your vocabulary of two words run out so soon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:22:43 2015 No.13370346 >>13370329 What the fuck is this Daki program shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:23:00 2015 No.13370347 >>13370318 Cuddles are mandatory, but anything else depends on if you want it or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:23:43 2015 No.13370351 >>13370339 Some MGs would see you as a challenge. >>13370346 Anons becoming Dakis for lonely CC monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:23:58 2015 No.13370353 >>13370346 Cute boys get paid to spend time getting cuddled by CC monstergirls. Usually the weird and smelly ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:24:47 2015 No.13370356 >>13370346 I guess you aren't following the thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:25:11 2015 No.13370357 >>13370346 The loli cuddle program story earlier led to a spin-off idea where men offer themselves to be body pillows for lonely CCs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:25:21 2015 No.13370358 >>13370344 Are you surprised? Daytime /mgt/ posters aren't the brightest bulbs, and this guy is burnt out

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:25:26 2015 No.13370359 >>13370353 >Hikki Otaku CC Monster Girls Please stop my penis can only get so erect

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:26:08 2015 No.13370361 >>13370356 I'm not. I've been getting more and more distant from this place each day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:26:13 2015 No.13370362 >>13370344 I still have pole smoker, tearoom queen, fudge packer, turd burglar, ass pirate, starfish licker, shillelagh stuffer, no gag reflexor, closet case, family wrecker and many more. Do you really think you are worth my effort?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:26:46 2015 No.13370365 >>13370329 Well, just like prostitution, there's the public program where young men give themselves voluntarily to CC monstergirls. And then there's the shota black market

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:27:18 2015 No.13370369 >>13370362 >Do you really think you are worth my effort? >You >Implying there's only one person But no, please, continue making an ass out of yourself, your stupidity as actually quite entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:27:38 2015 No.13370371 >>13370358 Aw, this alp is trying to cuddle up to >>13370344 so he has some dick to suck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:28:13 2015 No.13370372 >>13370361 Same.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:29:02 2015 No.13370374 >>13370318 There's always the chance that your client will try to make you into their husband so that's something to be aware of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:29:06 2015 No.13370375 >>13370353 That sounds like a dream come true. I'd pay ridiculous amounts to be hugged by a christmas cake oomukade, getting paid for it seems wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:29:21 2015 No.13370376 >>13370372 >>13370361 But why would you want to leave when you have such wonderful and intelligent company as >>13370371 and >>13370362?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:30:57 2015 No.13370381 >>13370375 You could volunteer instead and offer cuddles for free.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:31:15 2015 No.13370384 >>13370362 >this whole post Man I haven't seen someone this obviously underage in a while. It's kind of refreshing in a way. Summer is gonna suck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:32:28 2015 No.13370385 >>13370384 The night shift is always there Anon, it's a much nicer place, and I think it's where I'll be spending most of my time posting from now on, even if I lurk in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:32:28 2015 No.13370386 >>13370384 Summer always suck, you get sticky with sweat and have to take a shower every day plus the hot weather

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:32:32 2015 No.13370387 >>13370375 >cuddling a creepy crawly for free Let's be serious now.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:32:47 2015 No.13370388

>>13370369
>there being more than one person somehow, automatically makes me right

Guess that's why you embraced the love that dare not speak it's name, you see so many people being fags today you thought, "why not me as well?"

But no please, continue being getting your Hershey tunnel painted alabaster while talking about how much you hate breasts. All that semen is totally not affecting your brain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:33:55 2015 No.13370392 >>13370384 >I'm so above everything Pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:34:45 2015 No.13370395 >>13370392 >>13370388 Hey look, the kiddie is samefagging.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:35:16 2015 No.13370397 >>13370381 Being a cuddleslut for free doesn't sound bad, I wonder if CC monster girls would offer tea and biscuits so they don't feel bad about not paying. >>13370387 Creepy crawly? More like cutie crawly. I know, that was bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:35:36 2015 No.13370398 >>13370388 This is still about breasts? I thought we all moved onto laughing over how childish you are. But the guy has a point, your idiocy is pretty amusing

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:35:49 2015 No.13370399

>>13370359
Just think about it anon, She gets tired of masturbating to hentai and sleeping alone, so she calls up the daki service and gets a boy for the night. She'll tidy up her room and change into her least stained shirt to get ready for him. She'll spaghetti all over when he finally arrives and try to ac sexy, just like the monstergirls in her Chinese cartoons before leading him over to the bed. The rest of the night would be spent holding him as close as possible and smelling his neck, hoping he doesn't notice how aroused she is to finally be close to a real human boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:36:00 2015 No.13370400 >>13370387 Everyone's got their preferences. If he likes the creepy crawlies, let him have the creepy crawlies. I mean if a yeti or one of the bears wanted me you'd bet your ass I'd do it for free.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:36:52 2015 No.13370402 File: 558 KB, 707x741, 1429811622201.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So is this kind of union even allowed in the world of monster girls? Because this looks pretty heretical to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:38:17 2015 No.13370410 >>13370402 Did somebody say Heresy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:38:25 2015 No.13370413 >>13370395 Because I have been pretending to be different people, right? You dumbass. >>13370398 It always was.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:38:32 2015 No.13370414 >>13370402 >the world of monster girls Maybe A world. Probably not KC's though, given how often people foam at the mouth over the idea

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:38:55 2015 No.13370416 >>13370399 >tfw you get paired with a Lamia >She goes on about how smooth your skin is >Traces her fingers all along your chest, and neck, and shoulders, and cheeks

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:39:41 2015 No.13370419 >>13370402 If you mean something like a female dragon, I don't see why not. If you mean yuri, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:39:46 2015 No.13370420 >>13370414 So what you're saying is you want yuri stories?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:39:49 2015 No.13370421 >You'll never offer yourself to handhold monstergirls for a living

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:40:08 2015 No.13370425 >>13370397 >More like cutie crawly. Now I'm imagining an Oomukade trying to pass this line off about as smooth as extra coarse sandpaper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:40:12 2015 No.13370426 >>13370416 >paired with a Wight >She comments about how warm you are and hums happily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:40:22 2015 No.13370428 >>13370399 Good lord, it's perfect. >>13370414 Does anyone take EVERYTHING in KC's world canon?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:40:31 2015 No.13370429

>>13370402
There's plenty of monster girl worlds, people will shitpost with >mge and >yuri but there's plenty of monster girl settings where girls could love girls. Hell there's even that one manga about a human girl at a school for monster girls.

Although as much as I do enjoy yuri sometimes, it's best to keep it out of the threads for everyone's sake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:40:31 2015 No.13370430 >>13370414 I'm sure the idea of a saint boy and a succubus is the least of one's problems in KC's world. Though I stand by my point, this shit is heresy. >>13370419 That's not yuri. That's a dude.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:40:31 2015 No.13370431

>That oni that comes in drunk and just cries
>That oomukade that stands outside for three hours trying to work up her courage but just creeps out passerby
>That gazer that has more slime than skin
>That old tanuki that tries to haggle for the price
>Those occasional lizardgirl protestors that scare customers off
>That amazon that keeps trying to give you weird hand-made gifts
>Those large mice that smell a bit too much of cheese
>That arachne that's started stalking you
The cuddle parlor sucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:41:17 2015 No.13370437 >>13370414 That's just here though. And who cares what people think here? As for it's actual viability in KC's world, his comment on it was that it'd be "Difficult". Personally, with how is world works, I imagine it'd be something like vegan-living.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:41:28 2015 No.13370438 >>13370428 >EVERYTHING Fuck no, what kind of retard would do that? The entire thing is a cherry picking simulator that allows you to do whatever the fuck you want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:42:23 2015 No.13370443 >>13370420 Want? Not really, but I don't mind them. I don't see what the big deal would be if there were some available on pastebin. You know, on there instead of pushed to death here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:42:27 2015 No.13370446 >>13370431 you forgot the kitsune whos shedding fur liike mad

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:42:28 2015 No.13370447 >>13370413 >It always was. Nah, it looks like it's just you raging about fags and calling people who don't like your shitty fetish gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:42:35 2015 No.13370448 >>13370438 Which I find people arguing over something being not "canon" is ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:43:45 2015 No.13370452 >>13370431 >The cuddle parlor sucks. Why work at the palor when you can put out an add in the local paper on a cuddle advertising site. Although that's probably a sure way to get yourself tricked, kidnapped and violated by a gang of kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:44:46 2015 No.13370457 >>13370452 >violated by a gang of kitsune. Does that happen? Because I'd be down with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:45:19 2015 No.13370459 >>13370419 Meant to say dragoon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:46:13 2015 No.13370464 >>13370421 LEWD

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:47:41 2015 No.13370472 >>13370437 So since KC said futa is okay in fanfiction, we should have futa stories, that what you're saying? Get the fuck out of here yurifag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:48:04 2015 No.13370473 >>13370431 I want to walk outside the building while waiting on potential clients and give super deluxe hugs to all the lizardgirls!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:48:50 2015 No.13370475 >>13370447 No, it's about breast haters being fags, but say whatever you want.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:48:53 2015 No.13370476

>>13370457
No it doesn't happen, a gang of kitsune would never gag you with their fluffy tails and throw you into the back of a van. They wouldn't even think of driving you to their safe location where they would take turns to mount you and they certainly wouldn't upload the footage onto humanboytube where other depraved girls would get off on your humiliation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:49:13 2015 No.13370477 >>13370457 Sadly, that's only 20% of the cases. The rest is a tossup between devil bugs and manticores.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:49:35 2015 No.13370483 File: 117 KB, 288x278, 1395599562607.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370472 >yuri argument breaking out >when yuri wasn't posted I did not start the fire. And yet here it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:51:00 2015 No.13370491 I wish I could murder each and every fucking one of you people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:51:03 2015 No.13370492 >>13370477 Well, better than kumiho. Right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:51:09 2015 No.13370493 >>13370475 >it's about breast haters being fags Yeah, you calling people who don't like your shitty fetish gay and raging about fags. God I can't wait for Summer to be over, and this is just the fucking teaser.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:52:10 2015 No.13370500

>>13370437
That's pretty much how I always pictured it. Difficult doesn't mean impossible after all. I just can't understand the amount of vitriol the topic gets here, it's a bit baffling.

>>13370472
>sliding scale so steep it's practically vertical
See, I don't get this kinda hate. If you're looking at it as all evil, surely yuri is the lesser evil compared to futa and MBs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:52:31 2015 No.13370504 >>13370491 I love you too anon, I love you too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:52:32 2015 No.13370505 >>13370491 Ditto.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:52:43 2015 No.13370506 >>13370491 I wish I could bearhug you off the ground and tell you how adorable you are when you pout like that!

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:52:46 2015 No.13370507

>>13370472
His response and the context he gave to both things are quite different. Regardless though, by the MGE's very nature, both are perfectly viable for fanfiction anyway. But as >>13370429 said, with how badly people react to it, better to keep it away from these autistic threads.

>>13370459
I'mma write that.
Few'll be lesbians married to their dragons, some'll be bisexual who share a guy with their dragon, most will be straight and have a husband while their dragon partner has her own husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:54:21 2015 No.13370511 >>13370500 >It's a bit baffling Lots of things in this thread are baffling. Best you can do is go along, and hope that you post on a good day when people don't freak their shit over the smallest things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:54:38 2015 No.13370512 >>13370491 >tfw just lurking and post ocasionally Ride the storms brother, ride the storms

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:55:21 2015 No.13370515 >>13370493 >big tits >shitty fetish And you wonder why I call you a fag. Fucking alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:56:46 2015 No.13370523 File: 695 KB, 1344x1400, 1429403530898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370402 Nigga, don't think I wasn't there for when that picture was delivered. Anyways, the blonde character is the male angel from Disgaea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:57:17 2015 No.13370525 >>13370500 >surely yuri is the lesser evil All evil is shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:57:48 2015 No.13370528 Let's just invite the yuri, futa and NTRfags in here. Fuck this place, let it all burn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:59:11 2015 No.13370532 File: 628 KB, 721x1024, Arachne KC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370431 >That arachne that's started stalking you Is that a problem? Arachne would be perfect yandere stalkers. Hell, they fit the archetype better than Shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:59:33 2015 No.13370534 >>13370528 Seriously, why does Yuri get put up there as being as bad as futa and NTR? I really don't understand it. I get it's not welcome here already, I would just like some remote reason to help comprehend why people hold such hatred for it here.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:59:46 2015 No.13370535

So, question of general curiosity that's a bit tangential to /mgg/, but what sort of 4chan users are you all here?

Do you just have the one thread (mgg) set to auto-update, and check back every once in a while while doing other stuff? (watching films, games, on your phone during work/class breaks)

Or are you more a 4chan power user that has simultaneous threadwatching on multiple boards or threads? If so, how many threads do you usually rotate in between? And do you do it constantly, or just intermittently like the first example?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:00:23 2015 No.13370537 >>13370534 Just drop this conversation already. Don't fucking start again.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:00:58 2015 No.13370543

>>13370511
>Best you can do is go along, and hope that you post on a good day when people don't freak their shit over the smallest things.
Pretty much. Though with how much rage they have, it can't be good for their health, especially blood pressure. But I suppose at that point we just play the waiting game until the inevitable happens.

At least til then, nights aren't too bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:01:19 2015 No.13370547 >>13370528 People who like yuri and futa have always been here. >>13370534 Because it's threatening to them. All girls must absolutely love cock above all else, etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:01:30 2015 No.13370548 >>13370535 Simultaneous thread-watching accompanied by auto-updating for each thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:01:32 2015 No.13370549 >>13370532 Surely she'd leave you alone if you told her you had Arachnophobia!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:02:10 2015 No.13370552 >>13370362 >Do you really think you are worth my effort? I bet you actually went through the effort of searching all that shit on google. I think I hear you mom calling for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:02:15 2015 No.13370553 File: 97 KB, 442x376, 1401727298906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370523 Apparently it's not stopping people from arguing about yuri anyway...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:02:51 2015 No.13370557 File: 570 KB, 979x1400, img000003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370535 Some threads at the same time with auto-update And lurk another board in the slow hours Changing topics, what is your opinion on sharks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:02:56 2015 No.13370558 >>13370528 Honestly I'd rather read futa than watch everyone bitch about futa. They're both cancer but at least one is content.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:03:16 2015 No.13370561

>>13370535
Used to browse through several threads.

Now it's pretty much just this thread, constantly, all the time. Maybe some /a/ or /v/ or /m/ on occasion. /a/ for shit to laugh at, /v/ in case there's some game news, and /m/ for talkin' 'bout Gundam.

Otherwise, play games while I browse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:03:41 2015 No.13370562 >>13370552 >>13370475

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:03:54 2015 No.13370566

>>13370534
It boils down to at least three possible reasons

1. Anon wants to self insert and can't
2. Religious beliefs. Weird I know but some people here sure act pretty devout sometimes
3. It has it's own board already

There could be more reasons, but that's what comes to mind

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:04:09 2015 No.13370567 >>13370535 I usually watch multiple slow threads, right now I'm looking at this thread and the MGQ thread on /vg/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:04:15 2015 No.13370568 >>13370475 Giant sacks of fat that have more mass than the rest of the girl's body are not breasts, they're an inconvenience.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:04:25 2015 No.13370570 >>13370557 Ambivalent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:04:25 2015 No.13370571 >>13370553 Well of course not. Yurifags will use any opportunity they have to defend their fetish. Again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:05:13 2015 No.13370576 >>13370557 One of my favorites. Too bad literally nobody but Faggot's done anything involving one in greentext.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:05:14 2015 No.13370577 >>13370566 >2. Religious beliefs. Weird I know but some people here sure act pretty devout sometimes They are literally talking about consorting with demons though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:05:23 2015 No.13370579 >>13370557 The ocean can go fuck itself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:05:47 2015 No.13370580 >>13370534 Lesbians are fucking boring. There, you happy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:06:01 2015 No.13370583 >>13370571 By using an image of a boy angel and a girl succubus as a vessel? Sounds logical.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:06:24 2015 No.13370589 >>13370535 I stay in this thread most of the time and I like hitting the update button because I'm too impatient to wait 10 seconds. I also sometimes wander over to other boards like /tg/ and /f/ when I'm in the mood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:06:47 2015 No.13370592 >>13370558 6/10 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:07:08 2015 No.13370594 >>13370583 It also sounds logical that yuri should go to /u/ but here we are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:08:01 2015 No.13370599 >>13370577 Hey, I didn't say they were good reasons. I'm just saying there are a few odd anons here who really love their faith and show it in the strangest ways

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:08:34 2015 No.13370600 >>13370577 Then again, there are at least two /pol/ name/tripfags that browse MGG (not just speculative: they forgot to turn off their trips when posting in this thread once), so it's not impossible of we have some MUH CHRISTIAN NATION folks in here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:09:03 2015 No.13370604 >>13370577 Not all of us. >>13370583 A boy that looks like a girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:09:39 2015 No.13370606 >>13370599 >>13370600 I just cannot believe it. How can you be that faithful and go into a thread like...his one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:09:47 2015 No.13370607 >>13370600 That reminds me of the one time we had that shitposter from /pol/ come in here and derail the thread for a few hours while he ranted about the oppression of the Jews. >>13370604 >Looks like a girl So does Luka, your point?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:10:31 2015 No.13370609 >>13370604 Good point, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:10:39 2015 No.13370610 >>13370604 >A boy that looks like a girl Because some bishounens never look like girls, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:10:58 2015 No.13370611 >>13370606 The same way that priests can rape their altar boys and then still hold mass and confessionals without feeling an ounce of guilt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:11:20 2015 No.13370613 >>13370606 Well, Christianity and Islam are supposedly religions of peace. Practicing what you preach isn't a strong suit for many religious followers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:11:40 2015 No.13370616 >>13370606 >How can people try to enforce their beliefs on others on the internets? I think you underestimate the tenacity and belligerence of idiots, trolls, and flamers on the internet

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:11:40 2015 No.13370617 >Still no Lanternon update Dammit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:11:48 2015 No.13370619 >>13370568 >Muh realism You already did this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:11:54 2015 No.13370621 >>13370580 Most compelling argument thus far. I don't really see the need to shout down things you don't like. It's like the awful, vitriolic atmosphere of the end days /a/ threads got ingrained in people and they can't let it go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:12:22 2015 No.13370622 >>13370607 Luka doesn't have hair that long, nor does he wear a dress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:12:23 2015 No.13370623 >>13370607 That was weird, yes. I forget, was he just kinda rampaging through the boards with his posts? Or did he specifically just come here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:14:00 2015 No.13370629 >>13370613 >>13370611 Point. Still is weird though there's usually some kind of ass backward logic people use in those situations to justify themselves. I just want to know what their excuse is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:14:03 2015 No.13370630 >>13370607 You can easily tell Luka is a boy. >>13370610 The point, friend, the one in that picture totally looks like a girl, add the "forbidden love" in the text, and it's not at all improbable people thought it was yuri, I thought it was.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:14:23 2015 No.13370631 >>13370622 Clearly you underestimate the power of anine & manga wigs. A guy puts on a wig, they suddenly their sex appeal surpasses that of even lingerie models

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:14:52 2015 No.13370635 >>13370535 I browse a few other boards. Mostly videogame related stuff but I don't post often. I should really continue writing.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:14:58 2015 No.13370637

>>13370594
>>13370566
And this thread isn't really /jp/, yet here we are. We've got plenty of crossboarding interests, so that people try and use it as an excuse in this one case is ridiculous.

>>13370580
Well, I suppose we simply disagree good sir.

>>13370621
That atmosphere is just how we are, apparently.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:15:07 2015 No.13370638

I want to confess to an Alp that it was me who accidentally groped her butt while she was still a dude in the locker room. It was me who left a copy of that DATE doujin on her computer. It was me who wore that latex suit so tight it was like I was wearing nothing at all. It was me who tipped that succubus off about her being easy pickings. It was me who was responsible for every little thing that led to her becoming an Alp. IT WAS ME, ALP!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:15:50 2015 No.13370640 >>13370535 Multiple threads w/ multiple tabs, all on auto-update. I have to multitask due to being busy with RL matters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:16:51 2015 No.13370643 >>13369981 >hardly doing anything else. Wouldn't I get fat? Or is MAMONO MANA enough to keep me from at least gaining any weight? I mean, we could just go for bike rides together or something, that would be fun and still satisfy her needs, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:17:12 2015 No.13370646 >>13370631 Keep telling yourself that to ease the guilt of fucking that trap at that con.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:18:09 2015 No.13370651 >>13370643 According to the world guide book, it shapes you into what she desires. So presumably everyone becomes a chiselled /f/itizen with a large wang, unless your MG has a particular fetish that goes against that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:18:29 2015 No.13370653 >>13370637 Can you just not continue with this? I don't really want two more hours of "muh yuri" in the thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:19:36 2015 No.13370655 >>13370651 There probably are a few MG chubby chasers. >>13370653 This, and I like yuri. I don't mind if it's not part of this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:19:42 2015 No.13370656 >>13370643 It's not the usual way but it's certainly do-able.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:20:14 2015 No.13370657 >>13370637 >We've got plenty of crossboarding interests, so that people try and use it as an excuse in this one case is ridiculous. Don't care, fuck off to /u/ if you want yuri.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:20:29 2015 No.13370658

>>13370619
First of all, I'm not the guy who said that earlier. Besdes, I never said it had to be realistic proportions, sure boobs are good and swell, when made right, that is.

This >>13369601 is a little bit borderline but it's acceptable, it's nice to look at.

This >>13370089 is straight up inflationshit. It's uncreative, unnapealing and really not interesting at all if you even think about it. You can't grapple tits that big and enjoy them as much as you'd enjoy >>13369601. You wouldn't be able to grab a handful of them and cup them in your hands and "play" with them if they're fucking gigantic, not to mention the weigh. You're not grabbing boobs, you're just trying to lift a giant bag of rice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:21:27 2015 No.13370662 >>13370655 No there's not. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:21:38 2015 No.13370663 >>13370630 I probably should have said something on the matter first. But I was so eager to post it and be like, >Hey guys. Let's talk about this totally heretical thing about succubi. I fucked up.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:21:48 2015 No.13370664

>>13370532

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2WvnyssuiQ

>TFW get woken up by the sound of the grand piano in the parlor playing
>It's a large marionette playing Moonlight Sonata
>You try to hold your mouth with your hands, thinking it's a haunting
>The marionette pauses, looking at you with blank, wooden eyes
>You can see the faintest traces of gossamer on its segmented fingers as its playing the piano
>Suddenly, the marionette collapses on the ground, splayed onto the wooden floor like a crime scene victim
>You hear the attic door slamming shut
>You'd never been able to open it before

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:21:59 2015 No.13370666

>>13370651
>>13370656
Then I guess the next question is if just cuddling is enough to make a man inc out. Kc's succubi are supposed to be pretty powerful, but they're also so damn common I have trouble believing they could pull this off. You know, not that I'm opposed to snuggle fucking or anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:22:08 2015 No.13370667 >>13370651 >>13370655 >MG with an old man fetish Enjoy looking ninety when you're in fact 22. The assmad could power Valhalla for three cycles, holy shit.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:22:23 2015 No.13370668

>>13370637
>And this thread isn't really /jp/
>Monstergirls aren't really /jp/

I never got this. If you stop and think about it, MGs actually fit as /jp/ more than /a/ stuff. They do come from nipland most of the time, but they're not 100% mango/animu stuff. They're just there, as content made by nips.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:22:33 2015 No.13370670 >>13370651 You have to consider that MGs have preferences for body/age-groups like we do. For instance, there may be a Wight that's into shotas, Dhampirs into older Joseph Joestar-esque men, and Oni's into bara men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:22:45 2015 No.13370672 >>13370662 You're saying there isn't at least ONE MG that might actually like having a fat faceless man for a husband?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:22:47 2015 No.13370673

>>13370651
That's like saying every guy wants an impossibly thin woman that still manages an hour-glass figure.

There are all types, from girls that'd like chubby guys to thin to built to whatever. Like, an athletic Jinko that just adores short chubby guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:22:56 2015 No.13370675 >>13370662 Oh okay I guess there's not because an anon on the internet said it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:23:01 2015 No.13370676

>You wake up
>Dog Daughteru has slippers ready for you
>Take shower, go eat breakfast
>Dog Daughteru has Paper ready for you
>Go to car to leave for work
>Dog Daughteru has gotten the car ready for you
>Come home
>Dog Daughteru has a pillow for after work crashing ready
>About to go to Bed
>Dog Daughteru has already stolen mommy's clothes so she has no excuse for fun time with Daddy
What is the status of your heart?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:23:47 2015 No.13370678 >>13370664 Oooh

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:23:49 2015 No.13370679 >>13370668 Technically MGs fall under the purview of /d/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:24:35 2015 No.13370682 >>13370672 Not a single one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:24:47 2015 No.13370683 >>13370679 Some touhous are Monstergirls too. What do we do about THAT?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:24:52 2015 No.13370684 >>13370670 >Dhampris into Joseph Joestar-esque men >A Dhampir who rejects her vampire half among her friends >But during bouts of heated, passionate sex, starts saying things like, "Smite me!" and "Go ahead and drive your stake in me!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:25:00 2015 No.13370685 >>13370668 Eh, fair enough. I even argued the point once as to how it could be considered /jp/. Well, the MGE anyway. Monster Girls in general, well, you hear the argument for /d/ plenty enough.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:25:50 2015 No.13370687

>>13370666
Probably they can. There are a few MGs whose profiles state that they can sort of project demonic energy to tempt men, without even touching them (Alice and Dormice, I think?)

>>13370667
>>13370670
>>13370673

That's the logical conclusion, BUT given the super-hugbox nature of the setting, I presume it comes with "only if they don't resist it" clause. Like how you're only supposed to Alp if you secretly desire it.

Plus, if an MG loves you, you could probably just ask her not to change you into something you don't like and she'd be okay with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:25:53 2015 No.13370688 >>13370682 Well, that kind of alienates, like, 40% of the fanbase. And 40% might be a pretty generous estimate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:25:55 2015 No.13370689 >>13370679 Technically the porn would, yeah. The concept of monster girls on its own? More /jp/ than /d/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:26:30 2015 No.13370693 >>13370688 More like 60 or 80.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:26:42 2015 No.13370694

>>13370658
>not th eguy from earlier

I know, but it's been said, time and time again, and it's not a good point, they're fantasy tits so you can enjoy them as you with, and the ever so popular muh back problems doesn't apply, because, again, not real girls.

>unappealing, uncreative, not interesting

Well you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.

>can't grapple tits that big

Speak for yourself, and again, fantasy.

>I can't list a bag of rice

Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:27:43 2015 No.13370695 >>13370663 It happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:27:47 2015 No.13370696 >>13370688 Not necessarily, that would be implying your estimate group actually likes being fat and enjoys who they are. Which, if you've been around here enough, isn't really the case

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:27:49 2015 No.13370697 >>13370688 Fairly certain more than 60% people have a face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:28:31 2015 No.13370699 >>13370688 tfw fit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:28:35 2015 No.13370701 >>13370676 Erect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:28:48 2015 No.13370703 >>13370651 >Werewolf who secretly wants a cute little brother >your incubus form is a shota

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:29:06 2015 No.13370705 >>13370697 Actually, studies show that more than 70% of the population wears a mask out in public, and are assumed to not have a face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:29:17 2015 No.13370706 >>13370696 Good point. Still, >>13370662 sounded needlessly hostile over the prospect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:29:22 2015 No.13370707 >>13370683 Then it defaults to where they came from, I guess. >>13370689 It's not like japan has a monopoly on monstergirls. There's no clean solution, hence why we got shuffled off to /jp/. >>13370682 You're silly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:29:33 2015 No.13370709 >>13370699 Are you fit enough to impress an Oni?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:30:06 2015 No.13370714 >>13370676 I want a puppy!

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:30:24 2015 No.13370715

>>13370664

>Morning comes
>Ask the realtor if she ever remembers the previous owners of the house
>She only mentions an old man who had a sort of soft ear for the classical musics from the era of Chopin, Beethoven, and Mozart
>Mention finding the marionette in the parlor
>She pauses, telling you it was put into storage in the attic
>Tell her you wouldn't know that because the attic's always locked
>She fumbles with the keys
>There's spider webs everywhere
>A dusty trunk is in the corner
>Newspaper leaflets of an "Amazing Puppeteer"
>The marionette is dressed dapperly as the snapshow shows a middle-aged man entrancing the audience with an autonomous puppet
>You see a faded picture of a woman smiling, her long hair in braid that reaches down to her shoulders
>The webs're starting to creep both you and the realtor out
>End up having coffee, passing the time, shoot the shit
>She asks you out for dinner in a more casual setting, nothing serious
>See her out, smiling and waving to her
>You never notice the three pairs of red eyes watching you from the top of the stairs, dainty lips curling into a frown as the attic shuts quietly

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:31:03 2015 No.13370718 >>13370709 No, sadly, but that's my waifu and I'm still working on it. Someday she'll appear and appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:31:12 2015 No.13370719 >>13370651 She may also change her body type to what you like, right? At least some species. >you have a loli fetish >she has a shota fetish >you two end as shota and loli couple

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:31:48 2015 No.13370721 >>13370718 I hope she does anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:32:16 2015 No.13370725 >>13370688 >>13370693 We're not fat, faceless men. Some of us might be fat, but MM fixes that so we become sexual tyrannosauruses with mega dongs, so clearly, staying as a fat fuck is not part of the plan in MGE.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:32:19 2015 No.13370726

>>13370694
Fine then, I don't give a shit if you like fuckhuge tits, I was just explaining why not everyone likes it like you do. Calling people gay and posting stupid videos about it because they're not into it isn't a viable argument either.

>Can't lift a bag of rice

I said a GIANT bag of rice, as in a 100kg+ Gunny sack of rice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:32:30 2015 No.13370727 >>13370670 >and Oni's into bara men I thought they were into bishounens. Well fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:33:18 2015 No.13370729 >>13370725 What if some monstergirls like their men soft? >>13370727 Every Oni is different.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:33:33 2015 No.13370731 >>13370727 Not all Oni's man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:33:37 2015 No.13370732 >>13370719 Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:33:58 2015 No.13370734 >>13370719 This sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:34:10 2015 No.13370736 >>13370715 Continue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:34:34 2015 No.13370740 >>13370703 Now put on the red cloak.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:35:06 2015 No.13370742 >>13370138 Not him, but here you go. http://i.imgur.com/2BfA5VX.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:35:55 2015 No.13370747 >>13370726 Neither is bitching at people because they like harems, because apparently /mgg/ is monogamy land, yet it still happens. If you're really upset about people calling you a faggot for x reason, this is not the place for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:36:03 2015 No.13370749 >>13370651 >/fit/izens >Not cute feminine Bishounens Japanese women dig that shit. I hope you all like being cute weak pretty boys, some of which have anime illness that makes them weak forcing them to be in the care of their waifu. I know I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:36:31 2015 No.13370752 >>13370742 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:36:55 2015 No.13370753 >>13370729 Soft can't fuck good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:37:27 2015 No.13370755 >>13370747 >this is not the place for you. Dude, you're bitching at people for not liking something you like. They didn't even get vocal about it until you did. That's even worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:37:32 2015 No.13370757 >>13370749 For some reason, a lot of mgg tend to self-insert as shotas, or seem to at any rate. It might have something to do with roughly two thirds being subs rather than doms. But that's just speculation on my part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:37:45 2015 No.13370760 Headcannon-chan a best girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:38:08 2015 No.13370761 >>13370752 Due to how tired I am, I forgot imgur doesn't preserve file names like 4chins does. So here's the artist as well. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=5143532

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:38:24 2015 No.13370762 >>13370684 >"Go ahead and drive your stake in me!" This is now a requirement for all Vampire and Dhampir lewds, from this day forth. They must include this line.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:38:49 2015 No.13370764 I want to physically assault a monster girl with a baseball bat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:38:57 2015 No.13370765 >>13370757 I'm a femdomfag and shotas are shit. I like males being young adults.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:38:58 2015 No.13370766 >>13370749 If I get to be with an MG call me the Bishiest bishie that ever bishie'd >>13370753 What about MAMONO MANA? >>13370757 I like it when the girl is bigger than me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:39:04 2015 No.13370767 >>13370760 Threadcannon-chan is an annoying bitch, Headcannon-chan a best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:39:25 2015 No.13370768 >>13370762 >Sanctify my womb! Fill me with your light!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:40:30 2015 No.13370774 >>13370755 >you're bitching at people for not liking something you like Are you new, this is what we do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:40:31 2015 No.13370775 >>13370766 Oh yeah to add to this I agree with >>13370765

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:40:35 2015 No.13370776 >>13370764 By baseball bat, you mean your dick, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:40:36 2015 No.13370777 >>13370764 A Will O' Wisp?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:41:24 2015 No.13370781 >>13370768 >Light >Not "Holy Seed"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:41:31 2015 No.13370782 >>13370757 >a lot Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:41:38 2015 No.13370783 >>13370774 >Are you new No, I'm not. I'm just pointing out how you're not the one who's "right" in this debate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:41:40 2015 No.13370784 >>13370776 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:42:24 2015 No.13370785 >>13370784 Do you mean shoving a baseball bat up her cunt, like in Rape Club?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:42:51 2015 No.13370787 >>13370764 Ness, pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:42:59 2015 No.13370788 >>13370784 Well that's just rude. You should be doing nice things to them, not hurting them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:42:59 2015 No.13370789 >>13370757 >tend to self-insert as shotas I also self-insert as jailbait bishie, since I nearly look the part. >>13370761 Thanks again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:43:14 2015 No.13370790 >>13370768 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HT0fWoWDJg Praise the saints for this erection.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:43:18 2015 No.13370792 >>13370785 No. Bashing her over the head until it cracks open.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:44:19 2015 No.13370793 >>13370785 I'm not that guy but you just made me think of something. Take a fairy with stretching powers, put her over the head of a baseball bat, then smash the baseball bat as hard as you can into a wall.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:44:43 2015 No.13370794 >>13370789 >tfw several people have guessed me to be a lot younger than I am Does this make me a viable target among lamias? I hope so...

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:45:06 2015 No.13370795

>>13370782
There were a few informal polls a few months back. Most of them came in around... I think it was roughly 60% sub, 25% dom, 15% switch/other. Naturally this fluctuated quite a bit depending on the day and time, but that seemed to be the average.

It's by no means absolute since any internet poll could theoretically be ballot-stuffed, but based on the general discussion I've witnessed and the tendency for the polls not to deviate too far from that average, I think it's a good ballpark estimate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:45:24 2015 No.13370797 >>13370764 To 80's style synth, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:45:52 2015 No.13370799 >>13370792 >>13370793 Wow. You are both awful people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:45:59 2015 No.13370800 >>13370797 Complete silence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:46:22 2015 No.13370803 >>13370794 only to imaginary lamias

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:46:31 2015 No.13370804 >>13370768 This one should go to dark priests. >>13370766 Well you're right about that, but, really, why would you eat millet (fat fuck) when you can have steak (being Greg Mc Twat Splitter).

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:47:06 2015 No.13370805 >>13370799 Fuck off, monster girls are shitheads. They completely deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:47:15 2015 No.13370806 >>13370799 Thanks to 4chan and these threads yeah. I don't even care about the shitstorms any more, just wish they would at least post some good porn during them so I didn't have to scroll past 500 posts of my opinion > your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:47:24 2015 No.13370808 >>13370803 ... So is that still a yes, or...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:47:40 2015 No.13370809 >>13370795 >poll Discarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:47:43 2015 No.13370810 File: 220 KB, 1189x672, 41319_hotline_miami.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370793 >>13370792 Do you like hurting people?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:47:57 2015 No.13370812

>>13370715

>End up having weird dreams that night
>A dimly lit pub with a silver-haired woman serving you drinks
>There's the damned marionette again playing the piano, she smiles as you watch it play
>Hear clapping coming from balconies above the piano's veranda
>All of the audience is marionettes, clapping for a pianist that cannot hear care, only play
"It's been quite a while since i've had a visitor. Wouldn't you grant me the pleasure of your time?"
>The woman is looking at you
>Her eyes are a strange scarlet red, no irises
>She smiles warmly to you, handing you another cocktail with an evening gloved hand that goes all the way to her elbow
>Sip your drink cautiously as you listen to the player begin on Chopin's Raindrops
"It's beautiful isn't it?"
>Nod your head in agreement
"I only need to you to do one thing."
>Look to her, see her eyes staring at you again, unblinkingly
"Wake up".
>Wake up with a sheet of sweat covering your entire body. You feel like you're drained dry, your throat absolutely parched.
>Come back into your bedroom, having washed your face and slaked your thirst
>There's a pajama suit neatly folded at the foot of your bed
>On top of them is a piece of card paper with the words "I'm Sorry" immaculately penned onto it

>>13370736

Pls, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:48:21 2015 No.13370815 Why do people hate beelzebub?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:48:22 2015 No.13370816 >>13370810 Yes actually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:48:30 2015 No.13370818 >>13370809 Well, of course it's a poll. What were you expecting on an anonymous internet board? Registered ballots?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:49:21 2015 No.13370819 >>13370783 >believing for a nanosecond this was about right and wrong So does this mean you saw this as an argument to be won? I feel bad for you.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:49:22 2015 No.13370820

>>13370740
>Be Little Red Riding Shota
>Be married to Big Bad Wolf
>Pack delicious pic-a-nic baskets daily
>Trot off and get "raped" in the woods, then enjoy a nice post-coital sandwich and snuggle daily
Neat. You'd probably end up pretty scrawny with all that running daily, but do you think that would be a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:49:22 2015 No.13370821 >>13370812 Stop posting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:49:52 2015 No.13370822 >>13370810 No, in fact my job revolves around helping people. Doesn't mean I'm still not fucked in the head, or that I have to like people, especially people who throw shit at each other for 10 hours because somebody said a word they don't like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:50:21 2015 No.13370825 >>13370812 Keep going, it's decent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:50:22 2015 No.13370826 >>13370768 I'm the one who is to fill her womb with light

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:50:33 2015 No.13370828 Boy, some people sure are bored and salty tonight. Remember to report and ignore trolls and bait

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:50:35 2015 No.13370829 >>13370815 Because they're (with good readon) mentally scarred by the MGQ beelzebub, and sadly that carries over into MGE beelzebub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:50:36 2015 No.13370830 >>13370812 Wonderfully lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:50:45 2015 No.13370831 >>13370819 Not really, no. You just sounded like you wanted and needed to be the one to have the final word. You should be feeling bad about yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:51:22 2015 No.13370833 >>13370828 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:51:51 2015 No.13370835 >>13370822 People from call support centers are probably the most apathetic individuals I have ever known. Second would be doctors and nurses, but at least they have to fake empathy to avoid getting hit with malpractice/negligence lawsuits.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:52:15 2015 No.13370836

>>13370806
Well, I would say that that wastes image space...
But thanks to this new imgur embed feature, it hardly matters anymore.
If you want it, here's a big fuckton of it.
http://imgur.com/ICFHOSv,3RP4ph0,d0JU3wO,yOGUUQP,ZP5czMi,YGMUxAP
Fuck, this imgur embed feature is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:52:42 2015 No.13370839 >>13370826 You might have to fill her up a few times, to make sure you've done your job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:52:49 2015 No.13370840 >>13370812 You have my attention.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:53:48 2015 No.13370844 >>13370812 Absolutely delightful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:54:07 2015 No.13370845 File: 23 KB, 220x217, ahegao.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370820 So basically a gender-flip of this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:54:17 2015 No.13370846 >>13370831 Tough shit cause I feel wonderful, but go ahead and have last word, I know you Need it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:54:19 2015 No.13370847 >>13370835 >doctors and nurses Its funny, the people who save lives give so few shits about people in general. My dad hates people in general and he's been in medicine most of his life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:54:28 2015 No.13370849 >>13370828 It's just that time of day. Might as well get back to watching Sailor Moon. Watching girls in school uniforms beating up monster girls... Damn...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:55:11 2015 No.13370850 >>13370836 >1st and 4th images are censored >2nd doesn't even have a vagina For what purpose?! Belly licking Grapesnake is still great though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:55:29 2015 No.13370851 >>13370820 I would prefer the Big Bad Wolf to be a Jinko instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:55:48 2015 No.13370852 >>13370808 Of course little Tommy, you can have al the imaginary lamias you want >pats head

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:56:07 2015 No.13370855 >>13370815 This >>13370829 also because they're filthy, mean, selfish and they take your food. DONT FUCK WITH MY FOOD!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:56:23 2015 No.13370856 >>13370845 That doujin was great. I prefer Little Red Riding Lolis raped by Big Bad WereWolves though. Also, Hirame's 7 Sheep Doujin. Especially the brown ones. Wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:56:30 2015 No.13370857 >>13370850 >For what purpose Mostly for the purpose of posting in this thread. Since it's blue board and all. Still, I see your point, I can't explain myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:57:01 2015 No.13370861 File: 147 KB, 478x510, 1417483275795.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370820 Lovely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:57:17 2015 No.13370863 >>13370836 >>13370850 >>13370857 I really want that first one uncensored.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:57:28 2015 No.13370864

>>13370829
Even in the description the MGE beelzebub is described as a food stealing cunt attracted to filth. People not liking that isn't surprising at all.

>>13370851
>I would prefer the Big Bad Wolf to be a Jinko instead.
>My, what big stripes you have!
>all the better to... fuck it, drop your pants already

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:57:42 2015 No.13370867

>>13370847
No, it's a very widespread problem in health care. Burnout, I mean. There has been a study or two pegging it as having the single highest burnout rates of any professional field.

Between extreme hours, desensitisation of death (doctors are far more unlikely to opt for life-prolonging treatments than the general population in the case of terminal illness), and the emotional futility of it (endless stream of sick, regardless of how fast or slow you work), it's not surprising.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:58:18 2015 No.13370868 >>13370851 Sorry, tigers aren't a valid option.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:58:53 2015 No.13370871 >>13370864 Does she compliment her husband on his big thing after he drops his pants?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:58:54 2015 No.13370872 File: 188 KB, 592x348, 1419966893817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370820 >>13370861 >"Look at that flesh...Pink and plump~" >"Helloooo, little boy~..." >"So tender and fresh...Not one lump~" >"Helloooo, little boy~..."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:00:04 2015 No.13370875 >>13370868 Quoth the Raven Harpy: NeverPoll

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:00:16 2015 No.13370876 >>13370863 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2281321

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:01:18 2015 No.13370881 >>13370872 Oh fuck you. Had to watch that for Children's Lit.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:01:50 2015 No.13370882

>>13370812

>The pajamas feel like you're wearing nothing at all, made of some kind of high quality silk
>Next morning you decide to be cheeky and leave a piping hot bowl of porridge and an apple under the attic door
"Thanks, Miss Poltergeist."
>Call Jess, ask her if the previous owner had any known relatives living with him
>Nobody, not a soul
>You end up asking her if she's doing anything on the weekend like a chummy little buddy
>You had a pleasant time at dinner so you figured why not, you can hear Jess laugh at you over the phone
"I'm not sure I can date a guy who writes papers for a living and listens to... I guess, 'artsy fartsy' music."
>Tell her you're going to make her listen to 'artsy fartsy' music and she's going to like it
>Share a laugh together before you're brought back to reality by the sound of the bowl clattering, trying to find its center
>It's completely empty for the most part, the apple's missing
>Spend the rest of the day working from home
>Every once in a while you see something in the corner of your eye before it disappears
>The poltergeist only makes noise when you're talking to Jess
>Fall asleep, dreaming of the bar again
>Ask the young woman how she makes these delightful cocktails
>She smiles and pours the alochol into the mixer, pressing it to her lips before capping it
"Straight from the tap, just for you handsome"
>There's a pair of large fangs on the top row of her teeth, a clear fluid jetting out into the mixer before she offers you the cocktail
>It tastes even better than before
>She smiles, offering you a small kiss before you wake up

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:02:11 2015 No.13370884 File: 244 KB, 1500x1028, 1425496330307.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370872 I actually liked that film.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:02:12 2015 No.13370885 >>13370876 Lovely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:02:45 2015 No.13370887 >>13367884 Reading up on the battle of Watling street. Roma invicta

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:03:20 2015 No.13370890 >>13370881 >>13370884 I still want to see a Pharaoh and Wight ripping off their shirts talking about that AGONY. But it will never happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:03:21 2015 No.13370891 >>13370871 She'd tell you it's GRRRRRRRREAT! You'd probably want to hit every time, but it's not like your tiny shota hands can do any damage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:04:26 2015 No.13370892 >>13370882 This is coming along nicely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:07:35 2015 No.13370903 >>13370864 What I'm surprised is that more people don't like the Beelzebub's fetish for getting you laid by other MGs, ala Bicorn, then sucking and fucking you once you've gotten your flavor a bit "Mixed" by them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:09:28 2015 No.13370907 >>13370810 >Fuck, this imgur embed feature is awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcMz3aAZDv4

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:10:46 2015 No.13370914 >>13368271 >pygmy orc those things don't even reach 5 feet as it is

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:11:09 2015 No.13370916 >>13370903 If you want to fuck a ton of girls there are still far better options. Hell, I'd much rather a bicorn over a beelzebub and I'm not even a fan of horsepussy. That and a decent number of people here don't like harems or cheating anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:13:58 2015 No.13370927 >>13370903 I'm sorry to tell you this, anon, but that bit got retconned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:14:19 2015 No.13370929 >>13370810 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcMz3aAZDv4

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:17:29 2015 No.13370935 >>13370927 What? No, that bit WAS the retcon, added in with the book profile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:21:20 2015 No.13370952 >>13370882 >he put on the pajamas Oh son you dun goofed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:21:46 2015 No.13370954 >>13370916 I'd a Bicorn if they weren't harem building maniacs.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:21:53 2015 No.13370955

>>13370882

>The attic's open in the morning
>Nobody inside again, boxes and myriad fric-a-frac everywhere
>You find more marionettes like the one from nights ago, all dressed in evening gowns and suits
>Just sitting there, no dust covering them as if they'd been moved recently
>There's an extraordinarily large spider web nearby, looking more like a hammock than an actual means to catch prey
"You... leave. Get out of my room!"
>A young woman's voice
>Turn to face the speaker, something hits you in the eyes, blinding you. End up backpedalling into boxes and even the dummies.
>You can hear her gasping at your blind destructive fumblings
"You... you're breaking Papa's things! Get out! Get out Get out Get out Get out!"
>Sharp fingers that feel more like smooth claws than any woman's digits grip you and toss you towards the hatch, you're hanging halfway over the hole
>Dust is clogging your lungs, your world is darkness as you try to scratch the strange substance off your eyes
>You hear a soft sigh nearby
"Here. Stop. Let me get that."
>A small ripping sound as a single clawed index finger cuts through the barrier between your eyes and the world
>It's the young woman from the bar, staring at you with one... no... three pairs of those red eyes
>Her hands are black, chitinous claws
>You can't see the rest of her, but your mind is trying to process what you're seeing
>A spider
>She's a bloody spider
>Scramble backwards and fall through the hole, barely avoiding breaking your neck and slamming down onto your shoulder hard
>Paramedics arrive later
>They say a young woman tipped them off
>You stay silent, only nodding to them, in shock from the discovery earlier
>A vague shape can be seen in the frosted windows as the ambulance drives you to the nearest clinic

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:25:20 2015 No.13370963 >>13370955 Well, that was decent of her? Certainly interesting, with the dreams and all...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:25:24 2015 No.13370964 File: 759 KB, 1920x1080, uCMFZlI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13368317 >Paladin kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:26:18 2015 No.13370967 >>13370955 The fire rises.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:26:54 2015 No.13370971 You have ten seconds to explain why you wouldn't bully a depressed monster girl to suicide.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:27:28 2015 No.13370974 >>13370954 So you want a Unicorn? >catpcha: normi Ha

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:27:36 2015 No.13370977 >>13370971 Because I'm not a monster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:28:00 2015 No.13370978 >>13370971 Because that's mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:28:25 2015 No.13370979 >>13370971 because girls are better when they're warm. Generally. >>13370974 >Normies >Wanting horsepussy Let's not go THAT far.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:29:36 2015 No.13370983 >>13370979 Blame the all knowing captcha.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:30:05 2015 No.13370986 >>13370977 >>13370978 >>13370979 But monster girl would do the same to depressed humans, so why should they get special treatment?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:30:08 2015 No.13370987 >>13370954 I'd a bicorn because they're harem builders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:30:15 2015 No.13370989 File: 156 KB, 484x536, 8c11b55e4928ca94a9279b00af188d52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370971 Because smiles are worth protecting. You see this shit? You must protect it at all costs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:30:30 2015 No.13370990 >>13370979 I'd a Nightmare.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:30:33 2015 No.13370991

>>13370971
Because then the monster will become a ghost and mistake your attentions for love.
Because the Krampus is real, motherfucker.
Because bullying is for Alps, and it's not so that they kill themselves.
Because that would make me the real monster and then other monster girls will avoid me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:31:04 2015 No.13370993 >>13370986 What? No they wouldn't. Monster Girls would grab a suicidal guy and cuddle him until he knew he was loved and wasn't suicidal any more. Then they'd fuck him and make kids who would further reassure him he was adored.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:31:13 2015 No.13370997 >>13370986 Anon pls. The only ones who'd do that would be ghosts and undead, so you can join them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:31:15 2015 No.13370998 >>13370987 And what kind of harem would you build with one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:31:16 2015 No.13370999 >>13370986 >monster girl would do the same to depressed humans Exactly. They'd help any man out of depression.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:31:38 2015 No.13371001 >>13370971 But the captcha makes it impossible to post quickly. And I prefer live girls. >>13370986 Also stop being dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:32:04 2015 No.13371003 >>13370986 First of all, no they wouldn't. Secondly, even if they did, it wouldn't be okay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:32:07 2015 No.13371004 >>13370986 >MGs would kill depressed men Grimderp-kun pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:32:09 2015 No.13371005 File: 926 KB, 6000x5700, Lich on the back of a Nightmare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13370990 Me too anon. Nightmares a bestest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:32:23 2015 No.13371007 >>13370986 They wouldn't and you know it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:32:31 2015 No.13371009

>>13370986
>But monster girl would do the same to depressed humans
They'd "rape" you until you felt better. totally different things.

>>13370990
Ah, the toppest of the centaurs. A built in one woman harem, amazing sleep and a decent personality to boot. If I had to take something on four legs it'd be a nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:32:43 2015 No.13371012 File: 29 KB, 496x748, BasedChrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13371001 >And I prefer live girls. check out this normie

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:33:58 2015 No.13371017 >>13371005 >Nightmares a bestest. Maybe in your dreams.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:35:16 2015 No.13371019 File: 278 KB, 1782x2302, PTSD Nightmare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13371017 >>13371005 Best Nightmare, coming through.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:36:08 2015 No.13371020 >>13370998 Well, let's ay it's a new game and it's not my usual five. I'd like a Hinezumi, an Ogre, Familiar, Alice and Giant Slug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:36:29 2015 No.13371021 >>13371012 >implying that I don't merely view certain live girls as first among equals >implying I wouldn't tap that sweet, sweet wight/vamp/dracolich ass you wound me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:37:49 2015 No.13371026 >>13370993 >>13370997 >>13370999 >>13371001 >>13371003 >>13371004 >>13371009 Monster girls are horrible, they would totally push a man over the edge.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:38:37 2015 No.13371029 >>13371026 No, human girls would. Which is why they're terrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:39:45 2015 No.13371033 >>13371026 You're right, they would push a man over the edge of the khepri pit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:40:31 2015 No.13371037 >>13371026 Wait, I get it, with "monster" girls you are refering to 3D girls right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:40:51 2015 No.13371040 >>13371033 That'd be blasphemy, that'd be madness

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:41:46 2015 No.13371043 >>13371040 That'd be a dead fucking meme. Stop that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:41:50 2015 No.13371045 >>13371037 No, I'm talking about Jinko's and Werewolves

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:42:27 2015 No.13371049 >>13371019 I remember when I suggested that premise. Feels good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:42:52 2015 No.13371051 >>13371026 Don't be a bitch about this. There's no reason why a monstergirl would want to drive a man to suicide, outside of edgy writing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:43:23 2015 No.13371054 >>13371020 >Alice and Giant Slug Not quite common choices. Why the Giant Slug?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:43:47 2015 No.13371055 >>13371019 >>13371049 I'm actually the very first post in there, well I made that post. Yet I haven't read any of it, I kind of feel like I should.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:44:00 2015 No.13371056 >>13371045 Well if you're talking about Jinkos, they'd be as docile as house cats unless you try and provoke them. But don't, obviously. They know Kung Fu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:45:02 2015 No.13371057 >>13371056 I'm talking about all monster girls anon, not just them too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:47:16 2015 No.13371061 >>13371056 What if they were purposely trained wrong, as a joke?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:47:42 2015 No.13371063

>>13371054
Because sex with Ogre is one of, if not the most intense you can have, and I want to have that kind of sex with the giant slug, so accustomed to slow lovemaking, and make her ahegao and beg for mercy. I want to fuck her shit up, make her cry put like someone who's being murdered, making her tears of pleasure fall like a waterfall and hold her limp, quivering body in my arms.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:48:20 2015 No.13371066

>>13371057
Well, I doubt an Apophis would be inclined to bully anyone into suicide...except maybe Pharaohs, and even that's a long shot. They have to be kept alive to perpetuate the bullying even longer.

Any lamia would be more inclined to find, and KEEP, a man all to herself.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:48:31 2015 No.13371067
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>>13371054
Not him, but I'm more interested in giant slugs lately after the discussion we had following the Pantyquest entry.
Giant slugs detaching from the roof to suddenly encircle you is scarousing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:49:21 2015 No.13371068 >>13371061 You mean like, a Jinko who only grew up on kung fu movies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:51:10 2015 No.13371071 >>13371019 That tale was magnificent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:53:12 2015 No.13371075 File: 116 KB, 1280x720, yes, I'll fucking delete it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13371068 Don't underestimate Kung Fu movies, man.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:58:28 2015 No.13371087

>>13370955

>Your shoulder goes a deep violet hue in the bruising
>Doctor tells you you're lucky you avoided fracturing it, what with falling out of the attic like that
>Jess visits you after you leave, telling you she's just glad that you didn't hurt yourself too badly
>Promises to treat you to some coffee later on
>End up looking longingly at the attic hatch
>The young woman had called the previous owner "Papa"
>End up sitting under the attic's door
"Look, I know you're there. I won't pretend I know how you're feeling, I just want to understand you. To know you. If we're going to be living under this roof together, I think we should at least know each other."
>Say your name and sigh, tired and defeated
>Fall asleep early that evening
>The pain in your shoulder keeps you from reaching too deep of a slumber
>You feel a strange weightlessness
>There's webbing holding you up like a marionette on its strings, moving along by forces unknown
>You're in the bar again, no longer your house
>Underneath it, above it? It doesn't matter.
>She's there, waiting for you
"Welcome. Care to join me for a dance?"
>End up dancing with her, guided along by the marionettes
>It's eerie how her personality seemed to flip
>Ask her why she freaked out earlier
"Humans fear what they cannot understand. It's no different than when Athena birthed our kind. I just didn't want you to leave me like Papa did."
>Tell her he died, not leaving her, she gives a sad smile and continues to slowly twirl and waltz on the veranda
>The marionettes are clapping now
"Very soon, i'll give you everything. But I need to know if your heart is with me."
>The last thing you remember before darkness takes you is a sharp twinge of pain on your neck, her fangs sinking into your tender flesh

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:02:04 2015 No.13371095 >>13369556 that lilim a shit, give me Druella.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:02:17 2015 No.13371096 >>13371087 >I need to know if your heart is with me. Time to find her a boyfriend. Is Jess human?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:03:14 2015 No.13371099 >>13371063 Now that's one aspect of Giant Slugs I never thought about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:04:18 2015 No.13371101 >>13369915 >I wish you'd stay here forever >I wish for several daughters >I wish for mountain dew get to it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:07:11 2015 No.13371109 >>13371096 Sounds like everyone's human here except spidey

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:09:24 2015 No.13371118 >>13371087 She seems like a nice spidey. Maybe a slightly unhealthy father complex?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:12:13 2015 No.13371122 Reminder, telling people to fuck off doesn't make them leave and it doesn't stop discussion of a topic that makes you butthurt

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:12:48 2015 No.13371124

>>13371099
Wonder in what other ways you can use MGs against the other. Or together to make sex/boons better. Like sleeping with a weresheep and a dormouse, or mixing holst and aspara milk to create milk that makes your bones like diamonds, and makes MGs super soft and heightens femininity. Things like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:13:12 2015 No.13371126 >>13371122 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:13:48 2015 No.13371128 >>13371122 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:14:42 2015 No.13371130 >>13371122 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:15:39 2015 No.13371132 >>13371122 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:15:40 2015 No.13371133 >>13371122 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:16:52 2015 No.13371138 >>13371122 please stay

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:17:07 2015 No.13371139 >>13371122 H*ck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:18:49 2015 No.13371142 >>13371122 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:19:06 2015 No.13371143 I want a Bicorn to attain for me a whole harem of Alps, so that I can break them one by one!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:19:43 2015 No.13371144 >>13371138 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:20:15 2015 No.13371147 >>13371122 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:20:17 2015 No.13371148 >>13371124 I feel like girtie and manticore venom wold result in one man bukakkes if the dude was still able to move. Nightmares using dormouse molasses so their victims don't wake and they can tempt them even more in their dreams

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:20:30 2015 No.13371150 >>13371122 >>13371138 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:20:49 2015 No.13371151 >>13371143 Autism.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:20:56 2015 No.13371154 >>13371096 Jess is human. Spider is not, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:22:54 2015 No.13371160 >>13371154 >Jess is human. Worst girl confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:23:49 2015 No.13371162 >>13371160 is worst human.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:24:16 2015 No.13371163 >>13371143 Harem with a Bicorn in it and yet she'd be the least likely to end up with a bridle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:25:04 2015 No.13371166 >>13371148 I'd use "Girtie" venom on a dark elf and tickle her with Black Harpie feathers, till she pissed herself because fuck her that's why.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:26:18 2015 No.13371170 >>13371163 You can't just ignore your first wife like that, not when she's the one who put together the damn harem in the first place. It ain't right. Bridles for everyone!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:27:09 2015 No.13371174 >>13371166 I would do this same thing. So that I could further sexually tease her by licking her clean and eating her out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:27:35 2015 No.13371176 >>13371166 you'd take embarrassing pictures to blackmail her if she ever tried to get even, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:28:08 2015 No.13371177 >>13371163 Birdie?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:30:43 2015 No.13371185 >>13371176 Oh you know it. I'd record it too, and have it set up so that if I don't enter a password at a set interval, the video uploads to the web. Don't fuck with patient men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:31:24 2015 No.13371187 Where's the guy who posts about Buffcubus I need to know the source of >>13363953 and >>13363957.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:33:34 2015 No.13371195 >>13371122 >I think you shouldn't tell people to fuck off >Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh See what happens when you think? No one will get this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:34:51 2015 No.13371202 >>13371170 I'd fuck the frontpussy while the other girls fist the back one.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:37:43 2015 No.13371210

>>13371202
Don't you mean you'd fuck the front pussy so hard she gets pushed back into the wall behind her, on which are mounted a strategically placed buttplug and centaur-sized dragon dildo all while the others fondle every inch of her they can? Imagine what would happen when her hips start to move on their own.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:37:48 2015 No.13371211 >>13371170 That's a lot of riding you have ahead of you there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:42:15 2015 No.13371222 >>13371210 >horse pussy self moving hips Thank you for that mental image, really, I'm fucking dying over here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:42:57 2015 No.13371229 File: 69 KB, 800x907, 49384079_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] H-hey... I heard you guys liked monster boys... am I right? Heh heh...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:43:39 2015 No.13371231 Things you could/would say to an MG that would get you thrown in jail if said to 3D. I want to rape your shitter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:43:43 2015 No.13371232 >>13371211 For a harem of a bunch of curvy perfectly insecure alps and one fairly prime centaur I'd say its worth it. >>13371222 Glad to sleigh you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:44:51 2015 No.13371235 >>13371229 Alejandro, I swear to god if you don't get back in the kitchen I'll fucking murder you. We have customers waiting you fuck!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:46:50 2015 No.13371240 >>13371229 Of course, I love me some monster b- Wait a minute, you're no monster boy! You're a lady!

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:47:52 2015 No.13371241

It's MGC speed dating time! This time with more speed and less dating due to numbers! Here are today's ladies!

1. Loli dragon that desires a butler
2. Slime in a fish bag
3. Hobgoblin that doesn't like wearing clothes around the house
4. Were-cat that can't stop purring and smells of catnip
4.5. Were-cat's responsible older sister
5. Hellhound who wants someone to chase around with permission
5. Mantitcore with a liking for holst milk
6. Holst with a liking for manticore venom
7. Ghost that likes giving blowjobs
8. Ghoul with an extra long tongue and a few piercings on it
9. Hungry looking kitsune with five tails
10. Motherly ryu that wants a husband to dote on
11. Shirohebi that copies what her boss does to a fault
12. Apophis out to prove her kind isn't all crazy that is wearing a tinfoil hood
13. Wight with a liking for bad horror movies and re-enacting them
14. Wyvern that drops hints that she is an ultrasub and wants to be ridiculed
15. Freshly made alp that seems to like you

So, which of these lovely ladies do you ask to spend more time with?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:47:55 2015 No.13371242 >>13371229 MY GOD, THAT'S A FAKE MUSTACHE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:49:23 2015 No.13371248 >>13371241 Excuse me while I mash button #1. >Loli Dragon that desires a butler Yeah, sign me up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:49:35 2015 No.13371249 >>13371241 >13. Wight with a liking for bad horror movies and re-enacting them She's wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:50:05 2015 No.13371252 >>13371241 i am torn between 5 and 9 i want the fluff but also the the thrill

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:50:34 2015 No.13371253 >>13371229 Pretend to be a boy all you want, but you're no Alp!

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:50:40 2015 No.13371254

>>13371241
>6. Holst with a liking for manticore venom
Sold. Only bothering to read the rest to be polite.

>13. Wight with a liking for bad horror movies and re-enacting them
Well...
>15. Freshly made alp that seems to like you
Tempting, but I'm still going with dat cow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:52:08 2015 No.13371256 >>13371241 I'll go with 5. I like dragons more but I don't like spoiled little brats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:52:36 2015 No.13371258 >>13371229 What do the numbers mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:53:38 2015 No.13371262 >>13371258 The end of the world? The day actual monster girls enter our realm? My birthday? Nobody knows.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:54:50 2015 No.13371267

>>13371087

>Wake up in a fevered haze, the bite on your neck very real and making your head throb
>Stumble downstairs, it smells like something's burning
>The silver haired woman is there, no extra body parts that you can see, cooking breakfast
>She beams when she see you
"Good morning, dear."
>Pause for a moment, it all seemed to idyllic
"What is this?"
>Her smile fades gently as she purses her lips
"I'm only giving you what you want, female companionship. After all, that woman doesn't know you nearly as well as I do."
>Shake your head at her
"You don't know me at all."
>There's a soft giggle from her as she places a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon onto the counter for you
"I know plenty about you. Your scent, your taste. Your... desires. Why do you think you wake up refreshed in the morning, or have the dreams in a bar that wouldn't make sense for this house?"
>Narrow your eyes at her, holding up your hand with the thumb between middle and index fingers
>She flushes
"N-no... we haven't gone that far yet. I've only used my mouth for you so far... that other place is... special. You wouldn't understand."
>Snigger softly as she goes back to cooking, her adolescence seeming to penetrate through the facade of the femme fatale
"Pity too. You seem like the kind of girl who idealizes older men. It's strange that you're coming after a guy who's around your age. Unless I remind you of somebody. Somebody you cared about."
>The utensils clatter to the counter top as she turns to face you, a small smile
"Perhaps. But you're not ready to see that face from me. You haven't proven your fidelity yet, and even after I gave you that engagement present."
>Engagement present?
>The pajamas
>Oh God, you think
>This could go very, very bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:55:06 2015 No.13371268 >>13371241 4. Whether or not she comes as a set with 4.5

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:56:29 2015 No.13371271 >>13371241 3

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:57:27 2015 No.13371276 >>13371267 >receives pajamas from arachne >immediately talks to human woman about dating To be fair to him, he didn't know she was an arachne. But goddamn it, waifu that spider already!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:57:33 2015 No.13371277 >>13371241 The Alp, obviously

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:57:41 2015 No.13371280 >>13371241 >10. Motherly ryu that wants a husband to dote on >Motherly 10 it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:58:13 2015 No.13371282 >>13371267 >Daddy Issues Well yes, it was pretty obvious. Wonder just how deep they run...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:58:29 2015 No.13371284 >>13371241 8

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:00:20 2015 No.13371288 >>13371241 10 sounds lovely

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:03:14 2015 No.13371303
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>>13371241
Tinfoil Apophis trying to disprove misconceptions about her species sounds great, and I don't even LIKE apophis
We can discuss conspiracy theories and innawoods escape plans plans together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:05:22 2015 No.13371309 >>13371241 9. Hungry looking kitsune with five tails Although some of those other options were real tempting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:06:12 2015 No.13371313 >>13371267 I like this, although now she's stood in the kitchen un-spider-y I don't know what I'm dealing with any more. Seems a little... /x/-y Scareboner no

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:06:34 2015 No.13371316 >>13371241 10 or 6, 10 or 6. speaking of 6, does she just like applying it to her husband or does she milk it from an unwilling manticore?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:06:39 2015 No.13371317
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Did you have a thing for monster girls since you were a child? If so, do you still like the same species?

I always had a thing for catgirls, way before I was 10, even. I think it was mainly because of Felicia from Darkstalkers. (it'd also explain my thing for muscular girls)

Nowadays I've started liking dragon girls more and more, surpassing the already deep love I have for fictional female monster felines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:08:44 2015 No.13371325 >>13371313 >Seems a little... /x/-y Arachne types do that sometimes in mythology. KC's jorougumo does it too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:09:28 2015 No.13371326 >>13371241 5. There will be milk...DRANK Its the oy thing I ever knooooooown

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:10:32 2015 No.13371332 >>13371241 I'll go with 9.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:11:54 2015 No.13371337 >tfw still having ideas and fleshing out the storyline of a story >Still can't find the will to sit down to put it all into words

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:12:20 2015 No.13371340 >>13371317 Never really thought about it before, but I guess I did thoguh I never really had a set favorite type. I do remember mini me having a crush on Gadget from Rescue Rangers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:12:31 2015 No.13371341 >>13371276 Yawn. I'd legitimately be surprised if the guy actually went for a human woman at the end of the story.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:13:01 2015 No.13371344

>>13371317
I've always loved monsters and spooky stuff since I was a kid. I remember I had one book on monsters as a kid that had a few mythological monstergirls in it. At least one of them was naked. But most of them were pretty gross and I was real young at the time, so I don't think it effected me much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:13:45 2015 No.13371350 >>13371337 Just start writing, unstopping the cork is sometimes the best way to get a good flow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:15:42 2015 No.13371354 >>13371267 >doesn't know you nearly as well as I do Delicious Yan Incoming.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:15:43 2015 No.13371355

>>13371267

>You gulp down your fear, adam's apple bobbing
"What do I have to do?"
>She gives a feral smile
"Show me you can love me, all of me."
>Her dress lifts up, the spider legs previously hidden unfurling as her abdomen uncurls from the cartoonishly Victorian dress bell bottom
"But the question is, little fly. Will you step into my parlour?"
>Somehow you get the feeling that you don't really have a choice in the matter
>Follow her into the attic, the marionettes having moved to face away from the hammock
>You can feel her hot breath on your skin as she undresses you, the gooseflesh popping up
"Don't worry, I won't eat you. Well, not literally."
>She gives your ear a soft nibble as she pushes you onto the web hammock, its soft and yet sticky at the same time
>The Arachne undoes the gloves covering her claws and smiles at you, lifting her dress off, allowing her bosom to bounce youthfully
>You can see the pink slit of her pussy behind the two hook-like pedipalps
"First though, we need to make sure you're ready to go."
>Leaning in, she gives your inner thigh a small love bite, sending fire coursing through your body
>You can feel your cock rising to attention
"Don't worry, you've drank enough of my venom to where it won't kill you, lover boy."
>She lowers herself, the soft flesh of her stomach pressing against your now raging hard on
>Her lips meet yours, each kiss sending small fireworks off in your head
>You can barely hear her call you "Daddy"

Next post will be the last, hopefully

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:15:55 2015 No.13371356 File: 863 KB, 2000x1500, 14326734263434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, how do I disable the Anubis adviser in 'Pharaoh'?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:17:10 2015 No.13371362
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>>13371337
>>13371350
> tfw been so much more productive at getting words down than I have been for the last 6 months
> but since I never plan anything out they all end up as go-nowhere drabbles that run out of ideas after the first chapter
> literally have five separate "Chapter One"s sat on my hard-drive

My experience this past fortnight lends me to suggest a balanced approach between planning and word-splurging

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:17:23 2015 No.13371363
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>>13371317
I can't quite recall or pinpoint the exact moment I really got into MGs as a whole.

But I do know that the first I liked was LadyDevimon as a child. Not really sure if that was a precursor to my greater interest in MGs or not though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:17:44 2015 No.13371365 >>13371356 >Tiny Anubis freaking out on your desk as you play Age of Empires >"Build more farms! We need more food!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:18:00 2015 No.13371366 >>13371355 Ugh, predictable. Boring.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:18:51 2015 No.13371368 >>13371241 I can't hit 3 hard enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:19:03 2015 No.13371369 >>13371355 >Daddy Issues bubbling to the surface >Next is last Really? Well, alright... >>13371356 Whyever would you want to?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:19:03 2015 No.13371370 >>13371366 >predictable You were expecting Dio to appear in a greentext smut story perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:19:33 2015 No.13371373 >>13371370 I don't really like memes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:19:44 2015 No.13371374 >>13371337 >tfw 4k written of a story but refuse to post it until completed as part of my 'No one-shot posted incomplete' oath.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:20:06 2015 No.13371377 >>13371355 This has gone on long enough that getting called "Daddy" is creepy instead of hot, which doesn't explain my whyboner

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:20:39 2015 No.13371379 >>13371369 She berates me when I try to save the game and stop for a break, she's always making me build things and has a fixation on pyramids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:20:44 2015 No.13371380 http://pastebin.com/8VryWcUR trying my hand at writing, this is my first story tell give id love feedback on it. I'll probably end up writing it weather you guys like it or not, its just an itch that i have to get off my chest now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:21:11 2015 No.13371381 >>13371355 That's right, I'm your Daddy.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:21:44 2015 No.13371383

>>13371373
>I don't really like memes
>Is in these threads
nigger what are you doing.

>>13371374
>>13371362
>Have a decent idea for a story
>Been so fucking tired from school and work that I can't find the brainpower to think beyond normal sentences
>So dead that I constantly fuck up when I'm typing a post
I want to write, but my body wants to sleep/die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:22:03 2015 No.13371385 >>13371374 Good man. Your restraint serves us all well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:22:16 2015 No.13371387 >>13371355 >venom BOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:22:24 2015 No.13371388 >>13371379 She only berates you because she wants to spend more time with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:22:49 2015 No.13371390 >>13371365 >MG playing AoE2 against human players >she keeps spamming 4 and 22 in chat

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:22:53 2015 No.13371391 >>13371380 5/10, not enough Jeremiah Johnson references

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:23:10 2015 No.13371392 >>13371374 At least you can write. Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:23:48 2015 No.13371394 >>13371374 I do the same. Same with longer stories. I prefer to post entire one-shots, or self-contained chapters, rather than just short, incremental updates like say, Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:24:37 2015 No.13371397 >>13371355 The cheesy dialogue, daddy issues and, as >>13371387 said, the whole venom deal make this a shitty story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:26:16 2015 No.13371403 >>13371390 >Meet an Anubis in the game >Spam 29 all the time >Get her ultramad >Win the game >Spam 27 >Hear someone furiously break into your house through the front door a few minutes later

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:26:27 2015 No.13371405 >>13371387 What's wrong with giving him a little boost?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:26:44 2015 No.13371406

>>13371394
>rather than just short, incremental updates
I feel the need to hit some major plot point or event before I cut off a chapter, and those are sometimes far between. Makes me take ages between releases, but at least when I do put out a chapter they're of a decent length. Makes me worry people will forget me sometimes, but what ya gonna do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:26:45 2015 No.13371407 File: 168 KB, 800x974, 43993857_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13371253 I'm not "pretending" to be anything. I'm actually a man!

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:27:32 2015 No.13371412

>>13371317
Grew up with the catgirls as well, though I was more of a werewolf kind of person. My late mom introduced me to this one book this one secret agent from WWII who was pretty much James Bond w/ Lycanthropy. That awkward moment when I chose that book for a daily journal project in HS, and i had to report a particularly graphic sex scene Oddly enough, in spite of my fascination with the more feral types out there, I tend to prefer more docile species out there like Holstaur and Kikimora.

My growing up was unusual. Raised on Godzilla movies, MST3K, and the works of Bava and Argento.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:27:36 2015 No.13371413 >>13371406 Same here. And as for people forgetting you. Well, they will. But then they'll remember when you finally do post again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:28:01 2015 No.13371417 >>13371403 >>13371390 >Those fucking chat numbers Great, now I have to go fish out my old manual to see what the fuck those are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:28:19 2015 No.13371419 >>13371405 I don't like the concept at all but if it had to be included, it'd be far better if she used it after the first climax.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:28:41 2015 No.13371422

>>13371392
The guy that should be finishing his Vengeance and Meat and Metal updates instead of writing new shorts but needs to do an extra long one for the update to get to a vote on the first and needs to watch some martial arts movies to get in the mood for the second.

I made completeness my policy on shorts after awhile or else you guys would have like an extra two dozen stories with a few thousand words apiece that I abandoned.

>>13371394
I do incremental updates of my longer ones, but try to make them make sense scene wise and a minimum of 5k words per update.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:29:08 2015 No.13371424 >>13371380 Seems interesting so far. When will the monsters show up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:29:25 2015 No.13371426 >>13371403 >All according to keikaku

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:30:28 2015 No.13371430 >>13371422 Goddamnit Yanon.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:31:24 2015 No.13371435

>>13371413
>But then they'll remember when you finally do post again?
Yeah. I post a brief/joking synopsis if I'm doing an update to a story that isn't ongoing though, so people that weren't even aware of my existence might take an interest too though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:32:41 2015 No.13371443 >a bunch of writers came back from Charon's ride >the writer you're following isn't one of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:32:51 2015 No.13371444 >>13371430 >Yanon Eh, close enough. Both start with a Y, and he's too dead to complain.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:33:11 2015 No.13371445
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>>13371380
There's a few proofreading errors; you put "designation" instead of "destination", "can" instead of "man", and soforth.

Other than that, a promising start. You didn't rush madly into anything, basic pacing seems OK, and mgs in frontier-mountain-men setting isn't something I've seen much of before. Would read again / next update.

One thing I would say: 27 lines is kinda short for an update, as >>13371394 (and everyone except Alp) will tell you. Give us something a bit more substantial to sink our teeth into next time, even if it means waiting longer before publication.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:33:17 2015 No.13371447 >>13371443 Which one anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:35:07 2015 No.13371454 File: 112 KB, 819x479, niceboat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13371397 Should've stopped it but you faggots never said to except for once

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:35:28 2015 No.13371457 >>13371363 >LadyDevimon Excellent taste

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:39:09 2015 No.13371472 >>13371454 Hey, I'm just happy it's story time, fuck those fags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:40:05 2015 No.13371475 What would be some good Monster girl fairy tales? >Monster Girl Cinderella >Dragon as Cinderella >Jabberwock and Wurm as evil step-sisters >Ryu is evil stepmother >Deruella as fairy godmother >Prince has to find the owner of the scale that fell off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:40:40 2015 No.13371480 >>13371472 Have some standards you literal slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:40:41 2015 No.13371481 >>13371454 Honestly I think it's all fine, except or the daddy issues and vague yandereness, and only then just because they're poorly explained and not elaborated on at all. Just...there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:43:23 2015 No.13371488 >>13371475 >Jack and the bean stalk >There are no giants waiting at the top, just one very horny alraune waiting for an exhausted shota to come by >The Boy Who Cried Rape >The werewolf doesn't "eat him," she just takes pictures while the flock does

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:43:33 2015 No.13371490 >>13371475 >The Hobbit is now a Shota >Smaug is now a CC Red Dragon Why yes. It does expand. Not a real fairy tale but fuck you

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:46:28 2015 No.13371495

>>13371475
Bear with me on this one.

The Lonely One.

>Tentacled thing surrounded by friends on a remote island.
>Cataclysm occurs; population disappears
>Thing is all alone.
>Soon, playmates arrive by boat with 'alert' on the side
>Overjoyed, the thing rushes to greet its new friends.
>Friends take bad falls as they run back to the boat.
>Thing is penetrated by boat.
>Thing is overjoyed; can't wait for more visitors.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:49:28 2015 No.13371500

So far we've discussed monstergirl waifus, monstergirl daughterus, monstergirl sisters, and monstergirl mothers. But what normal fathers and father figures?

What would your father/father figure be like? How would he treat you? What would he teach you? In the context of monstergirls of course. How would he react to monstergirls trying to seduce you? What about when you finally score a waifu?

No gay shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:50:43 2015 No.13371504 >>13371495 Reminds me of that one Claw monster doujin. Forgot the title if anyone remembers

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:50:55 2015 No.13371506

>>13371475
Not reversed enough.

>Cinderollo
>Fat faceless stepfather and stepbrothers
>Wants to go to the tourney
>Fairy godmother helps him out, for a sexy price
>He fights the dragon princess in the finals to a draw, then leaves during the celebratory feast
>Dropping his gauntlet along the way

Wait, this is basically Disney's Sword in the stone with genderbent Merlin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:53:09 2015 No.13371514 >>13371495 Isn't that just Call of Cthulhu from a different perspective?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:53:44 2015 No.13371516 >>13371500 Sometimes I get this idea in my head about a wandering mercenary who takes in an orphaned child to train him in the way of the warrior. So essentially Gambino if Gambino wasn't a total fucking scumbag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:54:08 2015 No.13371518 >>13371480 Learn to enjoy things you prude.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:55:19 2015 No.13371520 [DELETED]

>>13371475
>Sleeping beauty, where a jealous dragon girl kidnaps her rival in love so she has a better chance with the prince.

>Hansel and Gretel, were a CC lures unsuspecting shotas into her home with candy.

>Goldilocks, where a blonde boy gets raped by three grizzly sisters after trashing their house.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:57:20 2015 No.13371529 >>13371514 You noticed. For some reason I interpreted 'MG fairy tale' as something a monster would tell it's child rather than 'replace characters with MG' kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:01:19 2015 No.13371541 File: 150 KB, 609x853, WelldoneDio3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13371481 I'll try harder next time, Papa

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:05:29 2015 No.13371547 >>13371520 >Hansel and Gretel, were a CC lures unsuspecting shotas into her home with candy. Mmm, that could actually be done, swap it out with a regular loli witch and have traces of peter pan and it could be good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:06:24 2015 No.13371550 >>13371390 >>13371403 i dont get it. explanation please

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:08:37 2015 No.13371556 >>13369689 I was thinking more of Flowers of Algernon retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:08:43 2015 No.13371557 >>13371101 >Mountain Dew >Not Superior Mellow Yellow

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:09:57 2015 No.13371561 File: 1.87 MB, 1559x2215, 1368170703598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You didn't forget best Sensei did you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:11:11 2015 No.13371562 >>13371561 I stlil want to lick her abs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:11:36 2015 No.13371563 >>13371561 She's a shit and everyone else in that garbage show is a shit.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:14:25 2015 No.13371571
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>>13371363
silly anon, ladydevimon isn't a girl or a man, it's just a genderless asexual digital monster that exists to kill other equally genderless and asexual digital monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:17:48 2015 No.13371582 >>13371475 >Cinderella >Wurm being one of the evil tepsisters >Not the Dragon girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:18:06 2015 No.13371584 >>13371571 yeah well I'm going to fap to her and angewomon taking a million digidicks and there is NOTHING you can do about that

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:18:16 2015 No.13371586 >>13371571 I still want to put my dick in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:18:36 2015 No.13371588 >>13371561 >>13371562 My fuckin' brothers. >>13371571 That can be changed with a few lines of code. Now finding out what those lines of code are, that's the hard part.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:19:57 2015 No.13371593
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>>13371584
>>13371586
but it's got no genitalia, you can't be finding data hot like some pervert.
just stick to something you can fuck and likely won't kill you, like a succubus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:20:18 2015 No.13371595 File: 366 KB, 1637x1157, 1367385235589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13371563 You are not my nigga then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:20:21 2015 No.13371596 >>13371571 >LADYDevimon I think there's a predisposition towards a gender in her code already. >>13371584 >>13371586 Good men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:22:57 2015 No.13371601 >>13371596 anon, it can evolve into piedmon and beelzemon who then evolves into bellestarrmon, it's female appearance is irrelevant. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1425226

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:23:47 2015 No.13371605 >>13371593 >you can't be finding data hot like some pervert But according to the wiki Angemon can digivolve into Angewomon Of course I'm going to find that data hot like a pervert

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:24:56 2015 No.13371607 >>13371601 So basically, you're posting a MG you can't dick. What good are you then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:27:31 2015 No.13371620 >>13371605 >I like my women to be men first Just go gay, I swear to God.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:27:58 2015 No.13371622 >>13371601 Who's to say it's merely an appearance? There's no reason to assume that the data comprising that appearance doesn't go deeper than simple first-glance. LadyDevimon's the epitome of sexy to me, everything else is irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:29:05 2015 No.13371625 >>13371620 >Not wanting an Alp

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:29:32 2015 No.13371627 Did the necromancer anons ever add their shit to a pastebin? I've been gone for a thread or two so I don't know what I missed in that time.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:29:39 2015 No.13371628
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>>13371605
canonically the only human to get the hots for a digimon in any sort was Juri, the other times it wasn't even considered when Nat-chan really wanted Daisuke, or bastemon's crush on Taiki, or or Ranamon's crush on Kiriha.

>>13371607
don't blame me, blame bamco for making them undickable despite looking like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:29:56 2015 No.13371630 >>13371625 I want an alp. Who wouldn't want an alp? A liar, that's who.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:31:08 2015 No.13371636 >>13371625 Because I actually like women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:31:30 2015 No.13371637 >>13371630 I want a chubby Alp Senpai!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:34:10 2015 No.13371647 >>13371636 But Alps are women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:34:18 2015 No.13371648 >>13371630 >Who wouldn't want an alp? A straight man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:35:39 2015 No.13371650 >>13371637 You say that every time!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:35:55 2015 No.13371652 >>13371647 No more than a tranny post-operation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:36:00 2015 No.13371653 >>13371647 Keep telling yourself that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:37:43 2015 No.13371660 >>13371647 >>13371652 >>13371653 Please just fucking stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:38:59 2015 No.13371663 >>13371660 For all the hate gays get here there sure are a lot of closet homos, huh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:39:58 2015 No.13371666 File: 42 KB, 400x300, 1247844101_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13371650 And everytime I mean it! I want to make my senpai proud and notice me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:40:57 2015 No.13371668 >>13371660 Tell that to the alp shill. He has surpassed dragonslut in obnoxiousness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:41:00 2015 No.13371670 File: 120 KB, 1166x756, dv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to cuddle a lamia

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:41:19 2015 No.13371672 >>13371660 Were the fuck do you think you are? The ride never ends. When did anons get this whiny?

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:41:23 2015 No.13371673

>>13371593
Does she not have tits? Does she not have thighs? Does she not have an ass? Does she not have a mouth?
I will not be stopped by such base limitations.
Also, couldn't someone add a vagina to her code?
>>13371628
>Delinquent Lilymon
Oh good lord yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:41:29 2015 No.13371674 File: 406 KB, 1920x1080, 1429583690210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13371666 Personally, I think it'd make more sense to have an Alp kouhai. Senpai position is reserved for Jinkos, Pharaohs, and Wights, etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:43:51 2015 No.13371678 For those who are interested in Evenicle, either to plow some healthy Senran style girls or capture a few monster girls with some rope, the full version was just released today.

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:44:23 2015 No.13371680

>>13371674
That's one reason I like it, she's not a Senpai you'd expect to be a Senpai. Also there's something cool about an Alp who's like an Older Sister and tries to guide her little kohai while still trying to cope with her own problems of being an Alp.

Also I don't like younger girls. Onee-sans and Senpais are olev.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:48:23 2015 No.13371687 >>13371673 >spoiler doing that means you're playing god and a hit squad of children and their digimon will be coming shortly by to end your plans through violence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:50:31 2015 No.13371689 >>13371687 I pull a knight of Cerberus and just fucking shoot them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:51:05 2015 No.13371690 >>13371687 Not if he uses the power of love and friendship to get it done!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:52:40 2015 No.13371697 >>13371690 Shit. What even happens when friendship comes up against friendship?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:53:08 2015 No.13371698 >>13371689 Silly anon, this is digimon and their feelings alone will make their digimon evolve faster than your bullet can. Or some other bullshit asspull at the last minute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:53:44 2015 No.13371700 File: 278 KB, 850x800, 1397379788099.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13371697 You unload some gats on those fuckers with your friendship

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:56:32 2015 No.13371708

>>13371687
>not using the digital world to it's full advantage
>not hacking the world and accessing her data string remotely
>not spoofing her a vagina and anus and coding her horny
>not having deflowered her, several times, by the time those snot nosed kids even HEAR of your plan

It's like Ozmindias taught you nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:57:44 2015 No.13371709 File: 19 KB, 308x373, A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13371708 I'm going by the logic of the shows and games, last guy that tampered with digimon like that got blown up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:57:46 2015 No.13371710 >>13371674 I wouldn't mind studying with Anubis-senpai.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:58:12 2015 No.13371714 >>13371697 You play HEY DIGIMON HEY DIGIMON and get the theme advantage!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:58:16 2015 No.13371715 >>13371698 Yeah I don't think so. >Whoever, digivolve to! BANG BANG BANG BANG Done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:58:39 2015 No.13371717 >>13371697 The stronger friendship wins? Or both sides resolve their differences through friendship and not violence? Who knows? It's never happened before, somehow. Or the more annoying, preachy side wins because bullshit and plot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:58:51 2015 No.13371719 >>13371710 >You will never be the young kouhai to a Monster Girl Senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 23:59:00 2015 No.13371720 >>13371709 But did he do so in the name of love and peace with Digi(wo)mon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:00:38 2015 No.13371724 >>13371715 Then the digimon dark evolves by itself. Digimon loves its asspulls. >>13371720 No, it was more making them mindless servants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:00:47 2015 No.13371726 >>13371687 Those little shits should be thanking him for making Mervamon fuckable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:02:31 2015 No.13371730 >>13371726 the only individuals that would be thankful for allowing digimon and humans to be able to fuck would, ironically, be the digimon themselves given only they care about crossbreeding for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:02:33 2015 No.13371731 >>13371687 And if my plans are " Form a connection to Earth so both sides can live in harmony?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:03:00 2015 No.13371732 >>13371709 So don't repeat his mistakes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:03:44 2015 No.13371733 >>13371724 Well there's the problem. I just want to give Digimon genders so they can reproduce. Honestly, I'm doing them a favor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:04:32 2015 No.13371735 >>13371724 >Mindless Servants Exactly. Difference of intent goes a long way.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:05:22 2015 No.13371740

You know, if I woke up tomorrow in MGE land, I be torn, after the initial panic and screaming, between becoming a simple tradesman or trying to become an adventurer.

>You will never wander the Mist Continent, taking in exotic sights and watching master martial artists ranging from fiery Hinezumi to nimble Kakuen
>You will never delve the deepest dungeons below the earth, stumbling across goblin dens and gazer caves
>You will never investigate a mansion on the border of an order town, engaging the Vampire mistress who's been kidnapping men alongside her halfbreed daughter.
>You will never battle MG raiders in the deep ocean, leaping onto their ship to battle a scarred Sahuagin captain.
>You will never return to the guild hall after a job to the cheers of your compatriots, MG and human alike.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:05:53 2015 No.13371743 >>13371740 >MGE there's your problem

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:06:44 2015 No.13371744 >>13371740 I would just steal everyone's stuff. Fucking Druella probably has some sweet loot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:07:17 2015 No.13371746 >>13371740 My mission would become to find a region inhabited by a species of monsters I like.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:07:27 2015 No.13371748

>>13371724
Hack the grand code and take direct control if digivolution, no dark digivolve, no samurai action for you. What part of no snot nosed kid is gonna stop me getting my dick wet don't you get?

You want me to go further? Make it so the kids can't exist in that world and wipe the digimon's memories of them. He'll, make them completely New digimon while I'm at it.

Come at me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:07:37 2015 No.13371749 >>13371733 And reproduce with humans. You could probably use liberal and SJW logic to swing that as a positive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:08:11 2015 No.13371751 >>13371733 that only limits their evolution paths and thus hurts them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:08:19 2015 No.13371753 >>13371740 >MGE land Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:08:37 2015 No.13371754 >>13371744 At least you're honest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:08:51 2015 No.13371755 >>13371744 Man you have a problem.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:09:20 2015 No.13371757

Your daughteru is accepted into college. Like the hardworking girl you expect her to be, she's been trying to find scholarships and grant money. That way you won't have to pay for her higher education.

But she's been struggling to find grants that sre relevant to her, and the ones that she did find never seem to reply to her, what should she do?

Her mom is also conflicted whether to help her daughter or allow her to solve this problem on her own, just like she did when she was young.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:09:32 2015 No.13371760 >>13371744 Whatever you do, don't steal her panties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:10:11 2015 No.13371763 >>13371757 >what should she do? How the fuck am I supposed to know? She isn't real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:10:55 2015 No.13371764 >>13371757 Simple, milk mommy and daughter and sell their venom.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:10:58 2015 No.13371765

>>13371754
Fuck how much do you think I could sell her dildos and shit? Other monster girls would probably give me a fortune to buy one.

>>13371755
I don't have a fucking problem, you have a problem for not wanting to raid OP monster girls' homes for stuff.

>>13371760
Why not? You know how much I could probably sell that for?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:11:14 2015 No.13371768

>>13371749
Making two species be compatible when it comes to mating is a hell of a thing. I'd probably have to edit the Digital World's source code. It'd be worth it though. Hell I could open a permanent portal to Earth so the two worlds could mingle and live together. Digimon childhood friends for EVERYONE.
And it was at this point that I realized that my goal was essentially the Demon Lord's if the Demon Lord actually knew what she was fucking doing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:11:31 2015 No.13371770 >>13371744 Step one: become alp. Step two: steal Druella's husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:11:52 2015 No.13371772 >>13371757 As I am a pathetic and lazy asshole, I have not looked into such scholarships at all, and thus have no advice to give.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:11:53 2015 No.13371773

>>13371744
>Be a thief in MGE world
>Somehow manage to sneak into Deruella's castle
>Expect to find the treasure of the countless countries she's subjugated
>After passing the 12th rape dungeon, you find the treasury
>You open the door, and it's...
>Dildos
>Dildos as far as the eye can see
>Dildos of every shape and size
>Anything that could be melted down was dildofied
>Everything else was sold for more dildos
>'Like what you see, boy?'
>And you were never heard from again

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:11:58 2015 No.13371774 >>13371757 Of course we help, that's what parents do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:12:18 2015 No.13371776 >>13371751 >Not making Digimon capable of Digivolving through love. >Not making it so your Digimon Waifu can evolve to Mega level through your bond What a fucking pleb you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:12:33 2015 No.13371778 >>13371765 >Why not? Have you not heard about that time she turned a dude into a pair of panties? Please, for the sake of your sanity don't. Go for the bras or something instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:12:57 2015 No.13371779 >>13371764 Feels good having a useful waifu. >>13371765 But you want to steal everything! You'd even forego going to the monster's world because you want to loot anons' houses. Geez man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:13:16 2015 No.13371780 >>13371765 Fuck if I know, bud. I'm no dildo salesman. Just don't get caught, alright?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:13:17 2015 No.13371781 >>13371740 If I was in teletubby land I'd do my best to completely remove magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:13:51 2015 No.13371782 >>13371768 but then all of the human girls would be stolen by the likes of angemons and leomon's leaving so many womons lonely. on second thought, yes keep going.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:14:17 2015 No.13371784 >>13371773 No fuck you, you're not stealing this from me. >>13371778 Fine, I'll just have to find out what she was wearing when she got her husband and steal that. >>13371779 This is my fucking dream anon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:15:21 2015 No.13371788 >>13371778 Wasn't that a bapho? Are you talking about a greentext?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:16:16 2015 No.13371793 >>13371781 Well, what setting would you go to? What rules would you change?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:16:20 2015 No.13371795 >>13371784 Oh, come on. What kind of currency would exist in a land where all anyone wants to do is fuck until they pass out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:16:43 2015 No.13371798 >>13371784 >dream Is that you Gasback?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:17:20 2015 No.13371801 >>13371793 Haha, good question, because I don't know. Maybe I should try making up my own world or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:17:23 2015 No.13371802 >>13371795 Rape dollars and fuck cents?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:18:43 2015 No.13371804 >>13371795 I'll fucking make one you slut! Either that or I'll come back here and sell that shit to the Government. >>13371798 No, just an anon who will steal so much stuff the second he can, even solid gold dildos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:19:21 2015 No.13371806 >>13371782 Now you see the brilliance of my plan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:19:34 2015 No.13371807 >>13371801 Maybe saying MGE is a bit too generous. The one of the changes I would make is that, while the MGs are still aggressive, you aren't just going to win one over by going up to her and spontaneously saying "I love you."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:19:38 2015 No.13371808 >>13371795 Semen. Herbs. Men. >>13371788 No, I think it was actual MGE material. Somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:20:04 2015 No.13371810 File: 3.99 MB, 5847x2937, implied implications.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13371776 there's not that many waifu digimon anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:21:10 2015 No.13371813 >>13371795 They'd still need to buy fucking accessories. That should keep the economy rolling/

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:21:17 2015 No.13371814

>>13371808
I seem to remember the Person to panties thing was a spell or something created by the Sabbath. It's also temporary and for use on their husbands.
There was a greentext about a paladin whose comrades lamented him being turned to panties, but it wasn't canon even though so many people thought it was.
The Sabbath is still shit though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:22:00 2015 No.13371815 >>13371807 I'd remove any kind of thought control. That shit just ain't cool. Actually, a mix between MGE and MGQ would be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:22:34 2015 No.13371817 >>13371810 >Not making more evolutionary lines so there are more digiwaifus for everyone You have no drive for greatness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:23:06 2015 No.13371820 >>13371814 >The Sabbath is still shit though. Universal truth.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:23:56 2015 No.13371822

>>13371804
Oh, I'd love to see that
>Come back with all your phallic loot
>Going around to various merchants to try and pawn it off & split
>Some of the merchants are quite uncomfortable having to... handle the merchandise
>You pull out the crown jewel of your haul
>A massive dildo made of gold, carved in the shape of a dragon
>There are various gemstones embedded in it for texturing
>The Tanuki across the table practically cums just from the sight of it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:23:58 2015 No.13371823 >>13371815 >MGQ No. Nope. Fuck you. Forever and ever. No. Go get ass pregnant in Plansect. NO.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:24:13 2015 No.13371826 >>13371815 Which thought control are you taking about specifically? There's a couple different forms of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:24:21 2015 No.13371827 >>13371817 I lack Takato's reality bending autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:25:10 2015 No.13371830 >>13371810 >Not that many waifu Digimon >Posts a chart with at least 42 possible waifus Nigga what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:25:17 2015 No.13371832 >>13371815 I think I see where you're coming from, but you need to explain it better. >>13371823 I think he means "Take the best traits from both and leave the worst traits in the garbage and it'd be a pretty perfect setting"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:25:32 2015 No.13371833 >>13371823 then how about lord of the rings?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:25:40 2015 No.13371835 >>13371795 Who cares? There is some form of currency, and that's good enough, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:26:13 2015 No.13371836 >>13371807 BOO! GO HOME GLACIES!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:26:47 2015 No.13371839 >>13371822 I hope a drawfag has the heart to draw an angry looking anon carrying a humongous bag of dildos and women's clothes talking about how he can't wait to sell all of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:26:53 2015 No.13371840 >>13371830 there's over 1000 digimon at this point, the 42 are not even a drop in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:27:06 2015 No.13371841 >>13371810 What are you talking about? That's plenty!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:28:22 2015 No.13371845 >>13371833 But, how?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:28:25 2015 No.13371847

>>13371840
It's not like those are the only possible waifus though, not to mention how it's not like there's only one of each of them, and how there are numerous other possible variables to consider as well.

No less waifuable than any of the stuff in the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:28:51 2015 No.13371850 >>13371833 Much better, though I for one could do without all the drama and dramatic pauses. And spouting of lineages.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:29:34 2015 No.13371855 >>13371845 The ring is a cock ring. That has to be a thing at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:29:36 2015 No.13371856 >>13371836 Well, I imagine you could get a few of them with it, the spontaneity of the act surprising them, but if you wanted a dragon or a lizard man then you better be skilled and up to the task. Or have a silver tongue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:31:00 2015 No.13371860 >>13371845 you take the monsters, making them more visually appealing, change it so the orcs only find their one shred of happiness with their husbands yet are still hateful and violent enough they eat women and that's pretty much it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:31:07 2015 No.13371861 >>13371856 >Or have a silver tongue. Wink wink, waggle waggle?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:31:13 2015 No.13371863

>>13371832
Thank you.

Some bad things should be left for the sake of yin and yang, etc, just not too terrible stuff. Also, monsters being able to give birth to human males (make this extremely fucking rare). Fuck extinction.

>>13371826
Fake "love" crap. I want love to be real, developed, harvested, worked on, you know? All the good stuff. Even the bad. The satisfaction of earning yourself a perfect, healthy relationship with your loved one.

Hell, any kind of mindbreaking, even. I fucking LOVE free will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:31:25 2015 No.13371865 >>13371856 I knew it was you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:32:21 2015 No.13371867 >>13371840 Though suppose this kind anon just overwrote more Digimon to become monstergirl-esque?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:32:34 2015 No.13371871 File: 474 KB, 563x595, WHERE IS THE CAKE ANON.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE CAKE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:33:17 2015 No.13371873 >>13371871 >[x] Punch nose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:34:01 2015 No.13371878 >>13371871 It's right over there god damn are you blind stop shouting

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:34:49 2015 No.13371882 >>13371871 You ARE the cake

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:35:09 2015 No.13371883 File: 212 KB, 639x945, Terrierwomon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13371867 >turning all of the digimon into waifus I am intrigued

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:35:40 2015 No.13371886 >>13371878 WHERE IS THE CAKE ANON

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:35:42 2015 No.13371887 >>13371882 FUCK YOU, I'M ONLY SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:36:19 2015 No.13371889 >>13371871 Don't make me flip you on your back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:37:12 2015 No.13371892 >>13371871 >>13371886 >>13371887 Shut the fuck up, god damn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:38:35 2015 No.13371895 >>13371887 Well you're well past due.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:38:55 2015 No.13371898 >>13371883 That's... actually kinda cute. Like, maybe not waifu material, but I wouldn't mind cuddling with. Especially if she can just wrap the two of us up in her ears. Though the claws would be a concern.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:40:03 2015 No.13371900

>>13371889
>Shark wife is being unnecessarily aggressive and you have a headache
>She always cries when you bop her inna nose, so now you've gotta use your OTHER method to calm her down
>She charges and you deftly dodge, then grab an arm and Judo throw her onto her back
>It is now nap time

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:42:46 2015 No.13371909 >>13371900 >Not pricking your finger and letting her suck on it like a pacifier

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:45:31 2015 No.13371920 >>13371909 >sticking your finger in the mouth of a creature with razor sharp teeth, that goes into frenzy at the smell of blood I bet you deleted system32 at one point of your life. Darwin would have a field day with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:46:13 2015 No.13371924 >>13371887 King Grump Alp, please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:47:38 2015 No.13371929 >>13371909 You're going to prick your finger and insert it into the mouth of a creature that goes into a frenzy when it smells or tastes blood? It's like you're TRYING to get fucked through the ocean floor. You crazy, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:48:30 2015 No.13371931 >>13371924 He's not me anon. I'm me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:50:24 2015 No.13371937 >>13371865 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:52:21 2015 No.13371943 >>13371931 You misunderstood my joke. Good on you for being more understanding about the Alp part of your name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:53:25 2015 No.13371946 >>13371943 Shut up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:53:25 2015 No.13371947 >>13371883 Making beastial Digimon more humanoid would be a good move.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:54:54 2015 No.13371951 >>13371946 I want to cuddle and give King Grump Alp kisses!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:55:41 2015 No.13371954 >>13371951 Please no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:58:07 2015 No.13371966 >>13371951 This meme sucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:00:08 2015 No.13371972 I want to ___ your waifu's ___!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:00:11 2015 No.13371973 File: 371 KB, 722x1232, 1403394466685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I-I'm going to rape you now! P-P-Prepare yourself!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:00:35 2015 No.13371974 >>13371966 Are you a meme connoisseur?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:00:57 2015 No.13371977 >>13371951 No one cuddles the King of Monster Canada!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:01:44 2015 No.13371981 >>13371972 You want to support my waifu's president?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:02:03 2015 No.13371982 >>13371973 I'm let her to boost her confidence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:02:10 2015 No.13371983 File: 132 KB, 1000x887, Hoplite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13371973 come and get it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:02:41 2015 No.13371988 >>13371972 >boop >booplesnoot

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:03:41 2015 No.13371994 >>13371972 >"I want to be your waifu's assistant!" No you don't. Really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:04:08 2015 No.13371997 >>13371972 Why do you want to tickle her tummy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:04:29 2015 No.13371999 >>13371973 Oh no! I tried to run away and tripped on my shoelaces! Please don't rape me Miss Succubus! And please don't read my mind to figure out what my weak points are!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:05:21 2015 No.13372002 >>13371994 What's your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:06:19 2015 No.13372006 >>13372002 A bossy Anubis, what else?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:06:54 2015 No.13372011 >>13371973 This is going to take too long, I'm going to throw that Alp tits first onto my bed and then I'll show her how it's done.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:07:47 2015 No.13372015 >>13372006 Oh psht, maybe not your waifu in particular, but I'm sure being an Anubis' assistant can't be that hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:09:51 2015 No.13372026 >>13372015 She gonna work you to death. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dpU5suqksY

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:11:24 2015 No.13372032 File: 222 KB, 750x577, 1403499241040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] REMOVE GRAPESNAKE REMOVE GRAPESNAKE FROM THE PREMISES GLORY TO PHARAOH VILLAGE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:12:44 2015 No.13372040 >>13372032 But I love grapesnakes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:14:26 2015 No.13372046 >>13372040 But they're evil!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:15:00 2015 No.13372049 >>13372006 >>13372015 I want to be an Anubis' assistant. And eventually work my way up to husband. Blah blah same old same old.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:15:01 2015 No.13372050 File: 732 KB, 1000x1250, 1429336888003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372032 I want to join an Apophis' adventuring party!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:15:21 2015 No.13372051 >>13372046 No they are not, they are big, nice and purple

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:15:34 2015 No.13372052 >>13372026 Oh, I'm sure an Anubis can't be that hard. I'd be her assistant kouhai and do my best. I mean, how hard can it be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:15:54 2015 No.13372054 >>13371954 >>13371966 Grumpety-grumpety-groo!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:16:54 2015 No.13372056 >>13372050 What kind of adventures does she go on? What's there to do in the Desert Region?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:18:36 2015 No.13372061 >>13372051 They're evil. They want to destroy the pharaohs, they take advantage of nice human boys, and they are purple.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:18:41 2015 No.13372063 >>13372056 She travels the world! Fighting for truth and justice with a ragtag group of fellow adventurers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:19:12 2015 No.13372065 >>13372056 >implying we'd be in the Egyptian desert region We'd tour the American desert region. Wild ARMS style.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:20:26 2015 No.13372071 >>13372061 >They want to destroy the pharaohs But that's a good thing. Pharaoh is a vicious tyrant who won't let go of my baubles. LET MY BAUBLES GO!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:20:52 2015 No.13372072 >>13372061 ...You're not a Pharaoh, are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:21:54 2015 No.13372076 >>13372061 Purple is the best color though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:22:42 2015 No.13372077 File: 300 KB, 750x750, 1403669808596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:23:45 2015 No.13372083 >>13372077 I miss Crayon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:24:33 2015 No.13372088 >>13372083 We were deemed unworthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:24:49 2015 No.13372089 >>13372083 He popped up when Cait Sith was released.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:25:04 2015 No.13372092 >>13372071 >>13372072 They just want to run their kingdom without some snake ruining everything. Can't those grape snakes just get a hobby?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:25:21 2015 No.13372094 >>13372083 Some bullied him and broke all his crayons. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:25:42 2015 No.13372095 >>13372061 >They want to destroy Pharaohs Not if you wife them first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:25:51 2015 No.13372097 >KC talking about Shinrabansho on twitter Wonder if this means we'll get more "Lilims"? Probably not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:26:03 2015 No.13372101 File: 151 KB, 959x1028, Crayon in part 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372083 We all do anon. We all do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:26:19 2015 No.13372102 >>13372089 How long ago was that? It feels like ages.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:26:42 2015 No.13372103

>>13372092
It's hard to get a hobby when you're outlawed at birth by a bitch who thinks she's a living goddess and is jealous she can't wrap around her sex slaves and hold them in a gentle embrace like Grapesnake does to her lover. That's why Pharaoh keeps a snake around, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:27:40 2015 No.13372108 File: 424 KB, 750x750, Crayon-Kun Charon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372083 thems the breaks anon

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:27:58 2015 No.13372112

>>13372061
Lies and slander.

They merely wish to depose them from the Throne. They may keep their lives, even much of their possessions. Apophis is a kind ruler, and may even grant the former Pharaoh a role in her new regime. Like hell she wants to deal with all this bureaucracy bullshit herself...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:29:33 2015 No.13372120 >>13372112 I want to be an Apophis' concubine when she overthrows the Pharaoh!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:29:51 2015 No.13372121 >>13372101 >This was made almost half a year ago Sadness covers me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:30:05 2015 No.13372122 >>13372112 Has anyone ever written a grand-scale story about political scheming where Grapesnake is trying to upset the balance and overthrow the Pharaoh? Because I might need some pointers on that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:30:23 2015 No.13372123 It's a long shot to bring it up/ask, but would you want to go on an adventure with a monster girl a la Grandia? And stay with her adventuring for 10 years, having some kids before returning home?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:30:39 2015 No.13372127 Grizzly constantly talking about how her strength will make you cry when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:30:41 2015 No.13372128 What's the best non-standard skin colour and why is it purple?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:30:44 2015 No.13372129 >>13372108 I never realized before but it must have taken him forever to draw by hand all of those A's in the background.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:30:55 2015 No.13372130 >>13372122 It's the B-plot of WORMS IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:31:16 2015 No.13372131 >>13372103 "Sex slaves" is a harsh term. I mean, they are getting paid a few gold per day, and all they have to do is drop their pants when the Pharaoh or any of her servants tell them to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:31:57 2015 No.13372133 >>13372122 >There will never be art of Apophis trying to be like Sol Badguy >Or of Pharaoh dressed as Ky Kiske

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:32:23 2015 No.13372134

>20x20 foot long sandbox in the playground
>It's big enough to accommodate all the girls that want to play in it
>Little Pharaoh girl gets her friends together to build a sand chair
>Her Anubis friend is especially good at making one, as she is eager to help the others in building it when they have trouble
>Near the end of recess, they manage to complete the chair for the Pharaoh to sit in
>Everybody is happy
>Until the Apophis girl comes and pushes her out of her chair
>Pharaoh girl cries because she was pushed down
>A timid boy comes from behind the lamia child
"Ophy, come on, l-let's go play something else."
>"nnNOO! I wanna sit in the sand chair!"
>Taking a closer look, the sand chair has collapsed, having been knocked down along with the Pharaoh
>Her chance to sit in the chair gone, the lamia cries too
>Recess ends, everyone is called back inside
>Pharaoh is crying
>Apophis is crying
>The little boy didn't get to play Duck, Duck, Goose with Ophy
>Nobody is happy
dont trust grapesnake

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:32:49 2015 No.13372136 >>13372130 Well that one I'm up to date with. Anything else?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:32:58 2015 No.13372137 >>13372128 Because it tastes like moscato grapes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:33:02 2015 No.13372138 >>13372134 Ah, this is old pasta, but it's tasty pasta.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:33:11 2015 No.13372139

>Be a mortician
>Happy as a man around dead people and sad mourners as you can be
>At least you're good enough to make the dead look decent
>Then the mamano came
>All the dead were revived
>And you were now the undead equivalent of a plastic surgeon
>"I wish to give Anon bigger pecs"
>"I would like perkier tits"
>"Could I have purple eyes?"
>But the worst part
>You enjoyed the silence
>But now you were plagued with moans of the undead
>Boning their spouses in your crypts that echo like a bad dream
>Should've listened to mom and been an accountant

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:33:18 2015 No.13372140 >>13372134 This pasta's stale.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:34:33 2015 No.13372143 >>13372133 >There'll never be a Hellhound like Johnny >There'll never be a Baphomet like May >There'll never be a Kunoichi like Chipp >There'll never be a Ushi-Oni like Pot

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:34:46 2015 No.13372144 >>13372139 Or a landscaper. Then you get to work for a Tanuki with the bushiest tail ever!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:34:49 2015 No.13372145 >>13372101 I realized I'm missing part 2 of these. Help me out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:35:56 2015 No.13372151 >>13372143 >And then Millia the Kejourou Who is exactly the same because Millia already is a Kejourou.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:36:43 2015 No.13372154 >>13372144 >Caring about hte tanuki >Not wanting to work WITH the troll with the most bodacious badonkadonk you've seen in your life

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:37:00 2015 No.13372158 File: 189 KB, 800x1131, frog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lick the armpit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:37:02 2015 No.13372159 >>13372151 I want a Jinko Jam now

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:37:02 2015 No.13372160 >>13372136 You should know from these threads that Apophis is almost never played straight. No, they're the misunderstood love snakes who only want to cuddle and momdom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:38:03 2015 No.13372162 >>13372158 No hypno toad go back to bed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:38:06 2015 No.13372164 File: 922 KB, 960x5677, Part 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372145

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:39:16 2015 No.13372169 >>13372160 It's my fault. I started this trend. I mean, I'm not THAT sorry for it, but there you go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:39:29 2015 No.13372172 File: 804 KB, 408x512, 1419206167438.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372158 I want dat Kero Kero.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:39:55 2015 No.13372175 >>13372158 Lick all the mucus. >>13372160 Then I guess I'm just a special snowflake. >>13372164 Wait, this was part 2? Sorry, I meant the one where they're hanging out underwater.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:39:59 2015 No.13372177 >>13372164 Remember when shitposter-kun ended up being a mod? Good times

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:40:01 2015 No.13372178 >>13372164 MY POSTING STANDARDS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:40:55 2015 No.13372182 >>13372172 Call her Tsuyu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:41:04 2015 No.13372183 >>13370719 That's kind of heart-warming. I don't know why.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:41:43 2015 No.13372186 >>13372143 I'd love to see which one gets to be Faust/Dr. Baldhead.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:42:13 2015 No.13372187

>>13372169
No way you started it. It's an inevitability that all hot monstergirls will be moeified, because we are a shallow people that care more for appearance than anything. See Apophis, Hellhound, Manticore, Dragon, every one of the ancient undead acting like children etc. etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:42:23 2015 No.13372189 >>13372186 Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:42:44 2015 No.13372190 >>13372177 I thought he was a mod that ended up getting banned because he pulled that shit with other threads as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:42:56 2015 No.13372192 >>13372186 Either a Mad Hatter or a Chesire

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:43:16 2015 No.13372194 File: 1.48 MB, 800x8621, Part 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372175 Ah yes, the one with MY POSTING STANDARDS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:44:17 2015 No.13372198 >>13372190 He did, but it was like three months after he got us exiled here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:44:23 2015 No.13372200 >>13372182 T-Tsuyu http://i.imgur.com/t0inLgk.png

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:44:24 2015 No.13372201

>>13372187
What's changed about Dragons?
>>13372190
I was in an /a/ EMG thread this week. Everybody was talking about the new chapter with the cow and sheep and all of a sudden someone posted something like
>Reminder that this thread is for anime and manga only
And then they went on an autistic rant about CYOAs and fanfiction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:44:34 2015 No.13372202 >>13372172 I want to lick her all over and fuck her on her own LSD

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:45:26 2015 No.13372206 I want to use a Hellpup's nose as a tee for when I play golf!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:45:51 2015 No.13372208 File: 145 KB, 1300x1340, 1399019214931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372190 He did , but one day he made a shitstorm by arguing why should that be there and proved he was a mod by deleting some posts

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:46:16 2015 No.13372211 >>13372194 Ah, this is the one. >>13372200 Best girl right there, and still she'll lose to Gravity's Rainbow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:47:41 2015 No.13372214 File: 29 KB, 1051x608, 1406346618414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372208

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:47:42 2015 No.13372215 >>13372208 Wow that picture is horrible. Don't tell me one of you faggots made this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:48:01 2015 No.13372216 >>13372208 I remember how this image got bigger and bigger every time it was posted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:48:48 2015 No.13372217 >>13372215 You should've seen it evolve. It started of much smaller, and new stuff was added as the situation changed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:49:06 2015 No.13372218 >>13372215 It was pretty accurate for the final days of /a/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:49:38 2015 No.13372220 >>13372201 It will be a year in a month and a half. We've done what we've always done: keep to ourselves. If they're still ranting in /a/ then they're sperglords.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:49:53 2015 No.13372221

>>13372208
>Everything is cancer
>Blame crossboarders
>Claim it's all the IRC's fault
>Meta discussion
>Any OC Character is a self-insert sue or fursona
>Futa/NTR/etc
>Point out other shitposts
>Whine about MGE
>Post /jp/, /m/ or other non-MG material
>Tell posts you don't like to go to another board

My god, I didn't realize just how true it was, but that one guy earlier was right. We ARE acting just like the end of the /a/-era, permanently.

It's who we are now...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:50:14 2015 No.13372223 >>13372220 That same guy informed me that they "tolerated this shit since 2007".

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:50:46 2015 No.13372228 >>13372217 >>13372218 The best part is that section of off topic shit derailing the thread is bad. The only time this thread is good is when we're not talking about monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:50:59 2015 No.13372229 >>13372220 It's been almost a year now? I've been here way too long.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:51:14 2015 No.13372230 >>13372221 And we are stronger for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:51:38 2015 No.13372233 >>13372229 It won't be a year until September.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:51:57 2015 No.13372235 >>13372230 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:52:15 2015 No.13372237 >>13372229 What, you don't like us anymore?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:53:06 2015 No.13372240 >>13372233 What? No, we've been here longer than that. I remember since the first bit of /jp/ was utter shit, so I took a break for a while, and came back sometime in August.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:53:16 2015 No.13372241 File: 77 KB, 629x579, 1400150996296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372235 I was trying to lighten the mood, no bully please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:53:21 2015 No.13372242 >>13372237 Who in their right mind would like this place to start? When has this place ever been good?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:54:53 2015 No.13372246 >>13372242 I'm here as often as possible because I like it. If you hate it so much, why would you ever come here? Enough of this! Let's talk about why we still don't have any pirate or wild west stories!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:54:58 2015 No.13372247 >>13372240 It's about mid June from what I remember.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:55:05 2015 No.13372249 >>13372237 It's not that, I'm just surprised that it's been so long. >>13372242 It's shit, but it's a comfortable kind of shit. Besides, the other monstergirl sites are dead or filled with roleplayers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:55:29 2015 No.13372251 >>13371973 Lady, I've had a long day at work and this is the last thing I need right now. Can we do this tomorrow or next week?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:55:46 2015 No.13372252 >>13372240 I remember the jump. I made the first thread here. I was just so done with all the shitposters and backseat mods that I just decided "It's worth a shot just to get away from them".

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:56:06 2015 No.13372254 >>13372246 We do but they're complete shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:56:23 2015 No.13372255 >>13372220 In that case, the EMG threads are full of them. And they still make those threads on close to a daily basis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:56:24 2015 No.13372256 So guys Which 2hu would jojo rape first?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:56:39 2015 No.13372258 >>13372252 And I made the first thread that was made a couple of seconds after another one and pissed people off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:56:42 2015 No.13372259 >>13372252 Is now the part where we blame you for all our problems?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:57:26 2015 No.13372265 >>13372256 ur mum Oh wait, Dio got to her first.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:57:50 2015 No.13372266

>>13372240
I stand corrected. We've been here since August 4th, 2014. It's still awhile for a year yet.
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12325713

What everyone is remembering is the death of the /a/ threads which was a fight that lasted almost all summer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:58:00 2015 No.13372267 >>13372265 Touché

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:58:30 2015 No.13372269 File: 601 KB, 960x1343, 1405063134527.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372255 >they say generals are bad >but theirs is okay because they say generals are bad in it Nice.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:58:56 2015 No.13372270

>>13372256
That's some vintage shitposting right there. Brings back memories.
>>13372259
Preferably no. For all the problems the /jp/ threads have, it's nothing compared to the /a/ ones. At least here we can actually fucking discuss things without getting spammed to shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:59:40 2015 No.13372275 >>13372270 >That's some vintage shitposting right there I was the one to post it on the dead hours

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:00:14 2015 No.13372278 >>13372252 >You're the panic fag we have to thank for our exile >The one who broke the mod stalemate of not knowing what to do with us Fuck you. Maybe I wouldn't say it if we still had based Janet but we don't. So fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:01:56 2015 No.13372286 >>13372278 It was less panic and more defeat. I was tired of not being able to discuss monstergirls without someone just coming in and shitting all over everything.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:03:06 2015 No.13372290
File: 169 KB, 700x1000, 1416246192769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>the /a/ shitposting days are experiencing a renaissance
Oh dear. Pick one to soothe your nerves.

1. Dragonette eating strawberries
2. Sea Slime getting it right this time
3. That thing in the desert nobody remembers anymore
4. Bakin' kitty

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:03:28 2015 No.13372292 >>13372255 I remember when the /mgg/ were a thing of the weekends and it became more and more frequent during a summer When a thread was made some of us said "Fucking finally" or something along the lines

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:04:15 2015 No.13372297 >>13372290 Pregnant Sea Slimes are love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:04:30 2015 No.13372298 >>13372290 By thing in the desert is it a sandworm?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:04:34 2015 No.13372299 >>13372290 Number three. Either that or the continued adventures of Salamanders.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:05:02 2015 No.13372302 >>13372290 Baking

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:05:07 2015 No.13372303 >>13372290 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:05:12 2015 No.13372305 >>13372286 Now we're here with the same problem and four thousand post threads with only three hundred pictures to spare. Not to mention splitting off EMG threads into something even more terrible. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:05:22 2015 No.13372307 >>13372299 >the continued adventures of Salamanders You're confusing me with someone else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:05:50 2015 No.13372309 >>13372290 Kitty? Kitty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:06:08 2015 No.13372310 >>13371977 He's the King? I didn't vote for him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:06:23 2015 No.13372311 >>13372298 Not at the moment, no. >>13372303 Make me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:06:51 2015 No.13372313 >>13372307 My bad. Was reminiscing of the days when they were first revealed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:07:42 2015 No.13372316 >>13372311 Your stories are complete garbage. I hate the fact that you still come here and I wish every day I could drop a bomb or twenty on you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:07:46 2015 No.13372317 >>13372310 He rules by divine right of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:08:01 2015 No.13372318 >>13372310 How do you know he's a king?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:08:13 2015 No.13372319 >>13372316 I'm totally not tsundere for you either, baka!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:08:49 2015 No.13372320 >>13372319 Kill yourself. On stream too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:10:44 2015 No.13372327 File: 152 KB, 654x900, 1392934337050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372320 You know what they say, we hurt the ones we love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:11:06 2015 No.13372329 >>13372320 You have school tomorrow. Time to go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:11:49 2015 No.13372332 >>13372143 I feel like Minotaur would be better as Pot

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:12:09 2015 No.13372333 >>13372329 You're not my mom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:12:30 2015 No.13372335 >>13372333 You don't know that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:14:13 2015 No.13372337 >>13371241 7, 8 and 13 all sound good to me. Especially 8.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:14:30 2015 No.13372340 >>13372335 I only know one mother, and that person shits out candy to help make friends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:14:48 2015 No.13372343 Night all, take it easy and don't burn down the thread. 4.5k words. Why did I decide to have more than four characters?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:15:11 2015 No.13372346 >>13372343 Oh, lookin' forward to whatever this is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:15:18 2015 No.13372347 >>13372343 Eh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:16:28 2015 No.13372350 >>13372343 Don't worry, all the hinezumi are in be-wait, where did they go? I hope they don't wake up the baby dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:17:40 2015 No.13372353 >>13372350 You fool! You doomed us all! >>13372347 Nani? >>13372346 Hope I don't disappoint.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:18:13 2015 No.13372356 >>13372353 Who are you, what are you writing, and why would you tease us like this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:19:27 2015 No.13372362 >>13372353 Wait, I can still find them! It's not too late! Is that the third floor smoke alarm?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:20:21 2015 No.13372368 >>13372362 Oh no! The third floor is where I stored all the firecrackers!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:20:46 2015 No.13372370 >>13372356 Average Friend of a Harem MC and how crap goes crazy Because I have no real good spoiler to do tonight. >>13372362 Isn't that where the ignises are?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:20:50 2015 No.13372371 Is the Barometz anon still around?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:22:16 2015 No.13372375 >>13372370 I see, I see. Well, you keep at it then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:22:32 2015 No.13372377 >>13372370 >Friend of a Harem MC and how crap goes crazy This has potential.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:22:36 2015 No.13372379 >>13372368 Yes >>13372370 Yep. Wait, why did I put those two on the same floor? That's a big racket up there, isn't it? Oh no, the baby dragon is awake now!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:23:35 2015 No.13372381 >>13372379 Who would design a building like this? Why would we do these things? >>13372377 Will do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:23:36 2015 No.13372382 >>13372305 But we don't have backseat mods anymore anon. I say if this is the price we must pay to never see those "MUH PERSONAL ARMY" fucks again, so be it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:23:49 2015 No.13372383 >>13372379 Oh god baby dragon's gotten into the nuclear warheads!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:26:34 2015 No.13372390 >>13372381 I don't know anon! I don't know! >>13372383 Why are those next to the nursery?! I thought they were in the pantry!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:28:06 2015 No.13372394 >>13372390 >>13372383 We....we are really bad at this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:28:06 2015 No.13372395 >>13372390 We moved them out of the pantry in case the Wurm sleep-wiggled in for some snacks, we're not dumb. Oh wait. Where is that Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:28:27 2015 No.13372396 >>13372377 Deitrich?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:30:33 2015 No.13372399 >>13372394 Don't worry, I got one of the Hinezumis trapped in my bed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:30:57 2015 No.13372400 >>13372395 WHERE IS THE WURM?! OH NO, WE WOKE UP THE BABY PHONIXES!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:30:59 2015 No.13372401 >>13372395 Oh no! Not the cyanide and nitroglycerin!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:33:07 2015 No.13372406 >>13372400 >>13372401 WHY? WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN?! All of this could have been avoided if we just hadn't given the baby Hinezumi all that coffee!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:33:14 2015 No.13372407 >>13372390 >>13372383 Goddammit, I knew shouldn't have just left those lying around like that. At least I remembered to put the Chemical weapons away properly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:34:43 2015 No.13372411 >>13372407 What's that leaking out of the sprinklers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:34:59 2015 No.13372414 >>13372396 I was just commenting on how it was a good idea. I'm not Deitrich anon. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:38:28 2015 No.13372419 >>13372290 Looks like the winner is number 4. That'll be around Monday then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:44:07 2015 No.13372435 >>13372414 I was more wondering if Average might actually be...or did the guy who did Dietrich have an actual name he worked under?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:47:46 2015 No.13372444 >>13372414 God thinking about it I really wanted more of that story. Has it been updated at all recently? It's the only MG story I enjoyed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:52:15 2015 No.13372455 File: 257 KB, 544x663, nopperabo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's more bullayble, a filthy monoeye or a no face?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:52:56 2015 No.13372458 >>13372455 Cyclops, for the simple virtue they can cry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:53:38 2015 No.13372460 >>13372455 Monoeyes so you can see their pain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:55:01 2015 No.13372466 >>13372455 One eyes, since you can take them to a 3D movie to bully them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:55:30 2015 No.13372469 >About 2400 words into first part of Dragoon Story Wondering if I should post what I've got so far to see what people think, or push on to completion...however much longer that takes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:56:24 2015 No.13372471 >>13372469 Please no bully like this, post already! Or else you get the Maushelmet!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 02:59:23 2015 No.13372478 File: 2.57 MB, 4170x2694, Kalar sluts and Tio.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372469 I really should get to writing if you're getting further into your Dragoon story. But there's so many distractions...

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:00:37 2015 No.13372482

>>13372471
>Maushelmet
I...I don't...well, whatever. If one anon at least wants to, might as well.

http://pastebin.com/RXfpDVNS
Like I said, only 2400-ish words so far, so only a quarter done at best. Will update it...hopefully soon, with the rest. For now, just want to gauge opinions, see if there's anything particularly concerning people notice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:01:40 2015 No.13372486 File: 219 KB, 500x706, 49419964_p10_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you react if your fox wife informed you that the State Department has just granted her diplomatic immunity status for the fact she is a minor deity?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:02:21 2015 No.13372488 >>13372482 The Maushelmet is a tool of horrifying torture, binding your face firmly to the crotch of a Maus whom you must pleasure at her demand. I invented it yesterday. I'll be reading this thing for now then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:02:59 2015 No.13372491 >>13372482 >http://pastebin.com/RXfpDVNS Wow what garbage. Fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:03:49 2015 No.13372495 >>13372486 That's cool....we can still get hot wings right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:04:34 2015 No.13372498 >>13372491 Dude, it's not Alp so why are you doing this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:05:23 2015 No.13372502 File: 208 KB, 850x1166, 1413154518214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372478 Hold on a fucking second That's Yaegashi art

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:05:35 2015 No.13372503 >>13372498 Obviously because he had the time to read it all, thought it was garbage, and that the author should kill himself? I mean, seems pretty cut and dry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:05:51 2015 No.13372505 >>13372482 On line 9 >Deciding the quicker route would be follow "be to follow", right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:05:55 2015 No.13372506 >>13372498 It's still fucking shit, why shouldn't I voice the truth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:07:01 2015 No.13372510 >>13372502 No shit, sherlock. Evenicle's art is done by him. Well, not all. The MGs and Alice are still done by Orion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:07:38 2015 No.13372513 >>13372482 And you're using the word horde instead of hoard. That's silly and wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:09:28 2015 No.13372517 >>13372505 Thanks for pointing that out. Fixed. >>13372513 Was I? I know that I used "hoard" towards the end, but it's not surprising to me if I used the wrong one somewhere. Thanks again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:10:30 2015 No.13372522 >>13372517 Horde is on both line 13 and 15.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:11:39 2015 No.13372527 >>13372506 Feel like pointing out why it's shit? Or are you just IHateEverything-san?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:12:44 2015 No.13372531 >>13372522 Yeah, got 'em.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:13:09 2015 No.13372533 >>13372482 Okay, I read it and now I'm kinda regretting not letting you finish it, that's a cliffhanger I could have done without. Apart from the spelling errors I pointed out, I don't really have any advice to give on it at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:14:27 2015 No.13372538 >>13372486 More or less https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WCZHMhe7Wg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:17:21 2015 No.13372551 >>13372486 "Honey I was only joking about breast worship you can stop lying now."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:19:27 2015 No.13372558 >>13372495 >Anon's wife is considered a deity >Is more worried about being able to eat buffalo wings You have the best priorities

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:19:56 2015 No.13372561 File: 172 KB, 715x1000, cow tits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372551 Did someone say breast worship?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:21:19 2015 No.13372568 File: 120 KB, 780x768, 1409722790865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no, now what anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:21:29 2015 No.13372569 >>13372561 Hathy cutest deity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:21:37 2015 No.13372570 >>13372558 But if you eat a buffalo's wings they won't be able to fly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:21:54 2015 No.13372571 >>13372561 >breast worship Sounds like a recipe for Holst NTR

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:22:02 2015 No.13372573 File: 374 KB, 597x800, 1413554797648.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372551 >Breast worship I'm game. Praise be to Hathor!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:22:13 2015 No.13372574 >>13372568 Eat them all to make her feel better, and then vomit all over the place and die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:22:30 2015 No.13372577 >>13372561 Put the chocolate in the milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:23:30 2015 No.13372581 >>13372568 Now you can stop wasting time & money trying to bake, go buy a sightstone, and get back to bottom lane where you belong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:23:56 2015 No.13372584 >>13372568 Those cookies are as viable as you in the mid lane.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:24:19 2015 No.13372587 >>13372581 Doesn't she own a bakery?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:24:25 2015 No.13372588 >>13372486 "You're a rat goddess?!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:25:12 2015 No.13372591 >>13372581 >>13372584 No bully At least she's better off than her sister.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:25:51 2015 No.13372596 >>13372587 Assuming any of those side stories are still considered canon, she's obviously horrible at it. >We angel bullying now

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:26:01 2015 No.13372598 >>13372533 Alright, suppose that's good. Back to chugging along through the meat of it now...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:27:02 2015 No.13372607 >>13372596 >Horrible at it Of course not. She was very successful and popular. The only reason her business suffered was because Noxus is a horrible place, and her bakery was attacked by terrorists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:29:58 2015 No.13372617 File: 370 KB, 1215x717, Morgana_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372607 >successful and popular Nobody went there for the food, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:30:31 2015 No.13372620 >>13372617 Well...I can't exactly argue that. Morgana Best League.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:31:02 2015 No.13372623

>>13372570
Son, my love for buffalo wings is second only to my love for my family. I've gotten to the point where I know which restaurants in my city have good wings and crap wings.
I've tasted all bdubs sauces and dry runs and planing making a pilgrimage to The Anchor bar where they first came out.
I love me some hot wings Anon, and no demon or angel will keep me from them

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:31:26 2015 No.13372627 >>13372617 Since when is the 'come fuck me' pose a proper spellcasting position?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:32:07 2015 No.13372628 >>13372588 Oh god, it's the skaven incident all over again

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:33:16 2015 No.13372637 >>13372627 Since the quiet of the world when there was less noise and more green.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:33:54 2015 No.13372638 >>13372628 The skaven whatnow in the whonow whennow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:34:15 2015 No.13372640 >>13372620 >not snake >not dragon >not spider >not proper angel Your taste is _ok. Lux a cute Fiora best ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:34:32 2015 No.13372642 >>13372623 But think of all those poor flightless buffalo. Back in my day the soared the skies, but now there are only a few buffalo left, and they don't even fly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:35:19 2015 No.13372647 File: 527 KB, 1920x1080, 1429482711808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372478 write a Kamilla story

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:35:22 2015 No.13372648 >>13372607 I never understood why they made it so black and white with Noxus and Demacia. Wouldn't you want some balance for good lore?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:36:11 2015 No.13372650 File: 2.63 MB, 3411x955, 1366165203800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372620 >Morgana Best League Most of them are pretty good But Riven a best

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:37:31 2015 No.13372654

>>13372640
>Snake
Meh.
>Dragon
She is adorable. And badass. And has a nice ass.
>Spider
Hot, but LiteralManeater.jpg
>Proper Angel
Ahahahahahaha...

>Lux
Yandere Brocon. Nah.
>Fiora best ass
It is pretty spectacular.

Ahri also an alright.
I'm also rather partial to the Celestial Goddesses. And also Jinx.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:37:34 2015 No.13372655 >>13372648 They're basically the Sith vs Jedi. There are a bunch of neutral or aligned parties that are more ambiguous though. Zuan, shadow isles, Ionia, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:38:12 2015 No.13372656 >>13372642 That is because the winged buffalo suffered the fatal flaw of being delicious and easy to catch. >>13372638 Nyan breaks skaven. Warhammer Fantasy, horned rat is their god. Also, Warhammer Fantasy Total War game has been announced

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:38:31 2015 No.13372657 File: 62 KB, 402x454, Spilled Milk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372647 Why do that when VI is over 50% translated? You'll get Kamilla then. I need to ask Loen if he's up to doing Hornet or loli monster Nagi next time he comes around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:38:48 2015 No.13372658 >>13372638 Nyanon got abducted by several skaven. neither have been seen since .

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:39:00 2015 No.13372661

>>13372648
They actually did make it a bit grey. While on the surface it's portrayed pretty Black and White, digging a bit deeper, not all Noxians are portrayed as entirely evil per-se, while plenty of Demacians are rather screwed up too.

Also Bloodlust Romeo and Juliet best pairing.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:39:04 2015 No.13372663
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What monster girl would you go balls deep into, pushing her lower body up and nailing her into a mating press until your seed finds itself straight into her womb through sheer gravity?

P.S. Not a succubus

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:39:35 2015 No.13372668 File: 649 KB, 800x1200, dat_ass_irelia__by_matcon-d5fjm58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372640 >That spoiler That's a damn lie, and you know it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:39:49 2015 No.13372669 >>13372650 Annie gonna have a broken back with all that weight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:40:03 2015 No.13372670 >>13372656 >>13372658 This doesn't sound good. He could take over the world with that many mice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:40:37 2015 No.13372675 >>13372650 Your taste is alright. Also, forgot about Nami and Syndra, who're both pretty cute. Also bloody hell, is Diana really that short?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:40:50 2015 No.13372678 >>13372663 See >>13372647

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:41:36 2015 No.13372679 >>13372663 Well, I fapped earlier to doing that to a were-cat while she begged me to put kittens in her so snow leopard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:42:14 2015 No.13372683 >>13372650 League of Waifu I just realized they have a ton of our most popular monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:42:33 2015 No.13372685 >>13372670 We know. Two anons got sacrificed to ogres but we don't know if we should sacrifice A writefag or two try and cancel out the skaven>>13372675

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:42:53 2015 No.13372686 >>13372663 Succubus

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:43:53 2015 No.13372689 >>13372663 Shouldn't the correct answer be "Mai waifu"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:43:58 2015 No.13372690 >>13372663 Crow Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:44:38 2015 No.13372693 >>13372650 >Dat Cassio >Dat Shyvana >Dat Zyra My heart

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:45:02 2015 No.13372697

>>13372655 >>13372661
Got it. I didn't play it too long but digged into the setting and it gave me the impression Noxus was some terrible shithole with all the worst and lowest things, and not just Darwin's Law heaven.
Like, the only way they even survived was because Demacia didn't want wasting people on a war or was just oh-so-noble not to destroy them or something. I might have got it wrong though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:45:05 2015 No.13372698 >>13372663 Hinezumi, petite girls are made for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:45:36 2015 No.13372699 I can't believe you guys forgot about Ahri and Sona.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:47:25 2015 No.13372704 >>13372663 >"W-we stay like this until your egg ovulates!" Actual saying from somewhere. I think it was that hentai with valkyriar banged by demons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:47:26 2015 No.13372705 >>13372683 Let's see...we've got... >Loads of witches >Several Goddesses >Angel >Fallen Angel >Golem >Dragon >Kumiho >Whatever the hell Evelyn is >Mermaid >Arachne >Star Goat >Dwarves >Alraune >Lamia Does Nidalee count as anything?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:47:38 2015 No.13372706 >>13372663 Hathor

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:47:42 2015 No.13372707 File: 145 KB, 850x649, 1429861662111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372699

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:48:24 2015 No.13372710 File: 3.71 MB, 2000x2500, 1428552374929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372663 Dragon. The thought of one trying to maintain its haughty attitude as she slowly gives in to her lewder instincts makes me hard as diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:48:32 2015 No.13372711 File: 368 KB, 960x540, 1393183918778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372707 >girl on girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:48:43 2015 No.13372712 >>13372705 were-cat

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:49:01 2015 No.13372714

>>13372650
I just want to say
It's hilarious Janna lost like 3 cup sizes in her splash art update.
>"Janna is pretty op with some of the recent changes, should we do something about that?"
>"Yeah, we need to nerf her somehow."
>"Where though?"
>"...Her chest?"
>"Brilliant."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:49:59 2015 No.13372716 >>13372714 Oh, and give her that man face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:50:23 2015 No.13372720 >>13372710 You are mah nigga. Bathing with Dragons a great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:51:10 2015 No.13372721 >>13372699 >Sona Titty monsters aren't real monster girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:51:10 2015 No.13372722 >>13372705 I would a Soraka. Want to bet she is a back door girl too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:51:37 2015 No.13372723 >>13372705 Evelynn is more or less a vampire, & Irelia's technically a Lich

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:53:22 2015 No.13372726 File: 2.05 MB, 1024x1283, 1420358289393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372721 Titty monsters aren't real monster girls What are Holsts for 500? monstergirl sona

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:53:27 2015 No.13372727 >>13372720 But what if they think you're dirty and start scrubbing you ferociously?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:54:34 2015 No.13372730 >>13372727 Well, those claws of hers wouldn't be too safe for intense scrubbing, so I guess she'd have no choice but to use those nice, soft breasts of hers to do the washing... And well, if she thinks I'm dirty, best to let her clean me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:54:44 2015 No.13372731 >>13372726 Damn it. yeah that is Sona.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:55:55 2015 No.13372734 >>13372486 Immediate begin planning ways to abuse it, and let her in on this fact.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:55:56 2015 No.13372735 >>13372730 What if she holds you up close, takes a deep whiff of you and says you smell like bitches and whores? What if she's a Black Dragon and starts drooling her acid on you to get that disgusting reek off of you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:57:13 2015 No.13372741 >>13372722 Raka is pure, Anon. If you want a freak you need to go for Eve, Ahri, Miss Fortune, Zyra...wow, league has a lot of sluts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:58:57 2015 No.13372744 >>13372735 Goddammit Alp just get back to writing if you want to get to such a point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:59:42 2015 No.13372745 >>13372744 I'm pretty sure that's happened already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:00:06 2015 No.13372747 >>13372741 >Eve Likes lewd dancing. >Ahri Confirmed slut, though trying to break out of it. May now be a lesbian. >Miss Fortune Probably a slut. >Zyra No clue. Seems more like she might be a maneater like Elise...

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:01:15 2015 No.13372751
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>>13372730
>'You're so filthy. I can't allow someone so dirty to accompany eon of my stature.'
>'I suppose it is my duty to keep you presentable.'
>'Hmm? I suppose my claws would be a problem... But who said I'd use them?'
>'You should feel honored. There are men who would kill for a chance to feel these breasts.'
>'My, my. Apparently you're VERY honored.'
>'Such reverence should be rewarded, no?'

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:01:25 2015 No.13372753 >>13372745 Not really. To a lesser extent, perhaps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:02:22 2015 No.13372758 >>13372753 No I'm pretty sure it has happened already, like every day, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:02:36 2015 No.13372759 File: 1.26 MB, 1024x1448, ranamon (6).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372663

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:03:44 2015 No.13372761 >>13372758 I recall reading about such a thing, in a business-like manner, happening once, and then having it glossed over a second time, with no real mentions of it happening any more frequently than that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:04:49 2015 No.13372767 >>13372761 And I'm convinced that the Dragon washed the bitch every time it was her turn to have him.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:05:08 2015 No.13372768

>>13372761
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:06:32 2015 No.13372772 >>13372767 A fair enough assumption, but my point remains, there wasn't that much detail put into it. >>13372768 I...what? Can you like, try that again, in English?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:07:48 2015 No.13372776 >>13372772 >wasn't that much detail put into it But it still happened.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:09:00 2015 No.13372777 >>13372776 Vaguely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:09:47 2015 No.13372780 >>13372777 Dude. It happened. Get over it. Not my problem it didn't have enough dirty details for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:10:14 2015 No.13372783 >>13372751 What would happen if the guy didn't react at all and stayed soft while a dragon was doing this? I am not such a man, but this hypothetical question must be asked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:10:18 2015 No.13372784 File: 352 KB, 692x1000, 1429863018805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best Kumiho.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:11:03 2015 No.13372786 >>13372783 She would cry like a Wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:11:18 2015 No.13372787 >>13372784 Who the fuck does she even have to compete with?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:11:31 2015 No.13372788 >>13372780 Well just saying, when you put lewd in random posts like >>13372735 instead of the actual story, it's pretty "Meh". But then, when it's your job to clean up your captives like that, I suppose it's better to leave things like that out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:11:59 2015 No.13372789 >>13372783 He's probably halfway to becoming an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:13:05 2015 No.13372793 >>13372788 >when you put lewd in random posts like >>13372735 (You) instead of the actual story But the actual story isn't my responsibility you dumb-dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:13:06 2015 No.13372794 >>13372789 That or he's a lolicon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:14:02 2015 No.13372796 >>13372793 Sometimes it's hard to tell when Alp stops responding and someone else does instead. When "He" puts it in random posts instead of the actual story then. Whatever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:14:41 2015 No.13372801 >>13372796 >when Alp stops responding But you weren't talking to Alp at any point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:18:05 2015 No.13372805 >>13372801 Oh. Well honestly I only knew of two guys who like talking about Black Dragons, and thus I naturally default to it being the guy actually writing about one when such gets brought up. Also you never denied it prior to right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:20:46 2015 No.13372813 >>13372805 Well I was making a reference to the story Alp wrote, but that doesn't make me him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:22:03 2015 No.13372819 >>13372813 People tend not to make references to Alp's stuff all that often. They usually do it more to bully him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:23:44 2015 No.13372825 File: 314 KB, 1038x1393, 1418052749567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372819 Well excuuuuuse me, princess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:25:37 2015 No.13372830 File: 150 KB, 760x1051, Excuuuse Cia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372825 I bet you think you're real funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:28:58 2015 No.13372841 File: 72 KB, 600x837, 1418964470502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372830 Fine, let's go back to those Black Dragons and their neat-freak natures that put Kikimoras to shame.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:34:27 2015 No.13372848 File: 609 KB, 1000x1200, Zappy-Sama.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372841 Eh, I like Blue Dragons better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:37:00 2015 No.13372856 >>13372848 But if you're bathing with a Blue Dragon and she starts scrubbing you and breathing zaps on you, will she herself be effected?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:38:29 2015 No.13372862 >>13372856 A dragon being vulnerable to her own element is just silly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:39:09 2015 No.13372864 File: 412 KB, 850x1145, 1408330071354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372841 >>13372848 You are both mistaken. Red Dragons are the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:40:48 2015 No.13372873 File: 274 KB, 567x895, 44446264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372841 >>13372848 >>13372864 No, no, Gold Dragons are the best in a variety of ways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:41:03 2015 No.13372875 >>13372864 >can only breath fire Hehehe, lame-o.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:41:39 2015 No.13372877 >>13372830 It's almost charming, how much Cia wants the barely legal D from Link.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:42:29 2015 No.13372880 File: 362 KB, 1158x819, 1429864949599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anons, please. All Dragons are olev. Except for one type, and you all know what it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:44:15 2015 No.13372886 >>13372880 What about zombie dragons?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:44:45 2015 No.13372887 File: 965 KB, 2500x3500, Dragon sundress.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372875 >Not liking vanilla dragon I dont have colored version

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:45:19 2015 No.13372889 >>13372886 I want to fuck a zombie dragon through the cheek.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:45:55 2015 No.13372891 File: 360 KB, 1300x750, 1394390816307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snu-snu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:46:24 2015 No.13372894 >>13372856 She will be affected when I cum into the water and it floats over to her and clings to her skin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:47:24 2015 No.13372895 >>13372891 Jus' wanna facefuck that Abomination Dragon like there's no tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:47:52 2015 No.13372897 >>13372891 What is the effect of that blue thing? Or is she bleeding from her mouth? Or even worse. Is that ice cream?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:48:38 2015 No.13372900 File: 662 KB, 724x1024, oomukade3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm putting vibrators on her antennae and there is nothing you can do to stop me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:48:49 2015 No.13372901 >>13372897 It's just her mouthpussy getting wet at the thought of a cute human boy kissing her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:49:37 2015 No.13372903 File: 735 KB, 810x1080, 1401340031025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] White Dragons!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:49:50 2015 No.13372904 >>13372900 Why would anyone want to stop you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:50:37 2015 No.13372907 >>13372900 >taping a dozen rotors to an Oomukade's antennae and cuntteasing her by jacking off into a condom while she watches in pseudo-sexual agony Excellent taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:50:50 2015 No.13372908 >>13372903 Those tits are gross.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:52:09 2015 No.13372914 >>13372903 Dass a Brown Dragon, man!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:53:30 2015 No.13372918 I want to handhold with a succubus so hard and do nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:54:36 2015 No.13372921 >>13372891 >Otachi Girl I want to fuck a pregnant Dragon alright, mhmm, yes I do. >>13372897 It's Acid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:54:44 2015 No.13372923 >>13372887 M-Miss Dragon? Can I... Can I have my ice cream back?..

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:55:29 2015 No.13372925 >>13372923 What yours is hers, and what's hers is hers. Guess what else is hers? You.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:57:08 2015 No.13372930 >>13372925 O-Oh...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:58:20 2015 No.13372935 >>13372930 That's right, hand over that sandwich, son.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 04:59:03 2015 No.13372937 File: 2.55 MB, 2500x3500, 1412168000884.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372930 It's fine anon. Plenty of ice cream in the cooler. You can have some after you've given a good footrub.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 05:02:30 2015 No.13372944 >>13372937 I'd oil her scales with my cum, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 05:05:24 2015 No.13372950 >>13372944 I...I agree with you, I'm just not sure where there's an innuendo in that. It's a pretty straight-forward statement.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 05:05:45 2015 No.13372952 >>13372937 Damn, bromont's good at coloring. Fucker needs to learn shading, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 05:08:59 2015 No.13372957 >>13372937 MGs in Sundresses. I repeat. We need MORE MGs in sundresses. Having ice cream dripping onto their chests too, but first things first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 05:09:42 2015 No.13372959 >>13372950 I mean that I would literally knead my cum into her scales like moisturizer for hours on end, jizzing up a new batch every time one was absorbed into her hard keratin.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 05:12:39 2015 No.13372964

>>13372959
Yes, I know. It's quite obvious from what you said. Thus the "If you know what I mean" is pretty pointless.

But regardless of that, I agree with you. Really, any MG. Lewdly massaging them using your own cum in place of oil or lotion...definitely a fun time to be had.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 05:13:34 2015 No.13372967 >>13372959 I This thread is getting out of hand

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 05:15:21 2015 No.13372974 File: 86 KB, 458x642, 357951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13372964 >Lewdly massaging them using your own cum in place of oil or lotion Just don't do it to Living Dolls, you know!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 05:17:16 2015 No.13372977 >>13372974 MASTAH

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 05:19:41 2015 No.13372980 >>13372977 >yfw your yandere Shinki crawls into the trash to untie your filled condoms and absorb all the cum through osmosis

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 05:27:45 2015 No.13372992

>>13372486

>"Tch..."
>That being the first thing you heard walking in the door after school, you knew something was up.
>Taking off your shoes, you head into the living room to see what's wrong.
>Inside you found your mom, holding a letter in one hand and gulping down a tallcan of beer in the other.
>Her eyes raising to meet yours as she places her empty in a box stacked atop a great many more boxes filled with empties and takes out another can which she opens with a deft jab of her wolfish claw, she speaks.
>"Kid. Head thing. Now."
>"Aren't I getting a little old for that?"
>"Shaddup."
>Dropping the letter, she sweeps her leg onto the couch and gives you 'The Look'. No room for argument.
>Sighing in resignation and dropping your bag, you walk over and lay down with her; feet on the arm-rest, your back between her legs and your head resting on her tummy.
>Almost immediately her claws, which could easily rip through your skull like a hot knife through butter, began tracing a familiar, soothing pattern across your scalp.
>This is how she used to put you to bed when you were young.
>It was also her go-to method of stress relief.
>And by how she locked her legs over yours, and how she was carresing your scalp, you knew she was pretty pissed.
>"So... what's up, Mom?"
>"Got a letter from the government today, letting me know that I've got diplomatic immunity as a 'Minor Deity'."
>"...Seriously?"
>You probably should've been a bit more surprised at that, but you'd known for a long time now that your mother was a little odd. Even for a monster.
>Still, Mum's a Goddess, you didn't think you'd ever get to say that one out loud.
>It was kinda neat, actually.
>"And this upsets you... why, exactly?"
>She snorts, gulps down her beer, puts it back in the box and gets a fresh one.
>Cracking it open and taking a swig, she answers you.
>"I am FAR from 'Minor'."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 05:32:25 2015 No.13373003 >>13372992 I'm listening

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 05:32:56 2015 No.13373005 >>13371356 I find this pretty cute. I love Anubutts and Pharaoh. I'd really like to see another city sim in the same vein as Pharaoh and Caesar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 05:36:35 2015 No.13373010 What about a Clippy monster girl?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 06:06:31 2015 No.13373051

>>13372887
>>13372937
Shit. This reminds me I took a go at this months ago but was working with a smaller set of lines (fucking 755x1057 bullshit) which look jagged and resizing the color layers causes shit to bleed together. Still no clue how it took me so long to notice the problem.

https://i.imgur.com/4QVNgCb.png
Oh well I'm sure one day I'll go in and redo it properly. Probably Not, It was never even finished in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 06:37:04 2015 No.13373110 dead

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 06:37:48 2015 No.13373112 >>13372992 Ya gonna continue this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 06:48:45 2015 No.13373130 You wouldn't tease your Orc girl that her recently gained chub is turning her into a P'Orc Would you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 06:50:16 2015 No.13373135 File: 540 KB, 1200x636, 36681578_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13373130 I'm more into chubby foxes than greenskins.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 06:53:54 2015 No.13373143

>>13373130
>You wouldn't tease your Orc girl
>your Orc girl
Depends on the ork. Greenskin or pinky?
and I'm sick of these stupid scenarios. Be more inventive.
>oohhhnoooo you're waifu is on fire. You wouldn't put her out,
>Would you?
The answer is yes, fuck.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 06:59:25 2015 No.13373151
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>>13373143
>Oh no~, your fluffy waifu was in a teleporter accident with a Lava Golem! She's now boiling hot! You wouldn't make her lie on her back in a shallow pool and engage in simultaneous venus flufftrap and hot springs cuddles with her,
>WOULD YOU?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:02:05 2015 No.13373164 File: 1.70 MB, 1000x1099, 14930367.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would Cait Siths make cuddly lapcats? >>13373151 Pls post full image of that smugfox blocking the fire fox' vag.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:04:39 2015 No.13373171

>>13373151
The answer is still yes, fuck. Be more conflicting.

>Oh no~, your fluffy waifu had a dream of the future and saw the women who would mindbreak and NTR you away from her, twenty years in the future. Do you stop her from trying to burn down the orphanage they're currently living in?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:05:59 2015 No.13373176 >>13370214 >>13370232 I'm not dead, but i'm rather busy with other things. I'll see if I can do a mistress profile this weekend, but don't get your hopes up too high.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:06:24 2015 No.13373177 >>13373171 >Not her trying to kill you and then herself or some spooky shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:06:40 2015 No.13373178 >>13373171 >Do you stop her from trying to burn down the orphanage they're currently living in? If that would actually stop them, and not be what causes them to try and go after me to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:09:04 2015 No.13373192 > Oh hey let's go to be- > KC starts being Chuuni again God damn it. Make your bets now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:10:49 2015 No.13373202 >>13373192 It better have pink in it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:11:33 2015 No.13373209

>>13373177
>some spooky shit
>She performs a forbidden blood ritual that rips both of your souls out of your bodies and turns you into ghosts
>Now the corporeal whores can't vag you
>Too bad there's a LOT of dead hotties and she can't let you leave the house anymore
>Your house becomes that spooky ghost house at the end of the road that rings with ghastly moans every night

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:12:11 2015 No.13373212 >>13373192 Is his sword hand itching?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:13:08 2015 No.13373216

>>13373171
"Uh oh, your daughteru brought her new boyfriend home. He seems like a nice boy, but your daughteru confides that his ultimate fantasy is a mother/daughter threesome with your waifu. You daughteru doesn't have a problem with it. Nobody has said a word to your waifu yet.

Do you kill him with your bare hands or a sharp rock? Hardmode: How do you get away with the crime?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:14:26 2015 No.13373223 >>13373216 >How do you get away with the crime? My waifu eats the body, of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:14:29 2015 No.13373224 >>13373216 Why would you kill him? I'd say that's a pretty common fantasy. Do you not trust your waifu enough?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:15:16 2015 No.13373228 >>13373216 Bury him 6 feet under a cat, go home dick the daughteru and call it a day.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:15:26 2015 No.13373231

>>13372992

>"Err... come again?"
>You give your mom your own version of 'The Look', letting her know that she just might be a little drunk.
>She stares right back at you, something you'd never seen before flashing behind her eyes before she looks up at the ceiling, lost in a memory.
>The claw on your head opens and you feel the soft pad of her paw carressing you instead.
>"'Minor'... was I so irrelevent when I pulled the fated twins out of the river?"
>You want to give her another of your trademarked quips, but stop when you feel something warm and... wrong... growing in your skull.
>"...When I united the tribes and broke the men of the South?"
>It's spreading. First to your chest, then your arms and your legs. You can't move.
>Hell, you can hardly breathe.
>"When I burned the city of Traders to the ground and scorched the very Earth?"
>You... you can see it.
>All of it.
>"When I sundered the cowards on Olympus, when I bent the lands of Ptolemy to my will, when I led my sons into the heart of Iberia, Gaul and Britannia... WAS I NOT RELEVENT?"
>It burns.
>Rage your mortal being was never meant to comprehend courses through you as you see and feel history play out before you.
>Your very blood is on fire.
>It burns.
>It BURNS.
>"...When my sons replaced me with a man they nailed to a cross..."
>And then... nothing.
>Emptyness. Loneliness. Uncertainty.
>Heartbreak.
>Your livingroom melts back into view, and you find yourself face-to-face with the unrelenting, unstoppable warmachine whose past you'd just lived. Trembling, stinking of alcohol and with tears streaming down her face.
>"W... Was I not relevent...?"
>Instinctively your arms wrap aound her as she finally breaks down and sobs, even if your brain was still trying to equate the woman who raised you with everything you now knew.
>Not that it mattered; Nightmare of the Ancient Mediterranean, or your gruff but cuddly mother.
>You were a son of Mars.
>And your mom would always be relevent to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:15:54 2015 No.13373235 >>13373216 ... I make that faggot a alp

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:17:30 2015 No.13373239 >>13373224 Maybe because the scenario obviously indicates the daughter wants to help him fulfill that fantasy. Otherwise she wouldn't have said she was okay with the threesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:18:37 2015 No.13373245 >>13373235 And then have a mother-daughter-alp.father foursome with him, with your waifu and dauhgteru using strapons to triple penetrate him with you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:19:24 2015 No.13373248 >>13373239 Yes, the daughter is fine with it, but the waifu has not given her voice on the matter. Don't be so defensive. Either you trust your waifu enough that she'll decline, or you're in a relationship where sharing is caring.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:20:28 2015 No.13373251
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Been a grand while since I did this, but I'm bored and don't feel like writing anything.
You're Jimmy, a kid in kindergarten. It's Saturday, you've got a pocket full of gummyworms, and your Alp sister reeks of beer.
Do you play House with Pharaoh and Anubis?
Do you dig a hole to China with Wurm, Sandworm , and Ushi Oni?
Do you enjoy some hot cocoa with Yuki and Yeti?
Do you teach Mantis to be normal and rip off that damned scarf?
Do you visit Ophy, who's sick, and cheer her up?
Do you play adult video games with Mino and Dullahan at their house?
Do you, Werewolf, and Kitsune sit on a porch and eat some snacks?
Do you convince Khepri to leave her sleeping bag for a day using those gummy worms?
Do you watch some Shark Week shows with Ryu?
Do you eat cake at Wyvern's?
Do you help out Dragon and her Mother at the Bakery, despite being like 6?
Do you help Jimmy and teach him to stop being such a bully magnet?
Do you say hello to your Echidna teacher at the local market?
Do you ask Junko why she's trying to make another swing with such a lifeless look in her eyes?
Do you ask 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound to teach you how to fire a pellet gun?
Do you let 6th Grader Jabberwock and Lilim babysit you for two days while your parents are away?
Do you ask Girtablilu if she wants to watch The Mask at your house?
Or do you just eat gummyworms in the park and then ask a Weresheep to drive you home in her rusty van?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:20:48 2015 No.13373256

>>13373216
Bare hands, and get the wifu to resurrect him. After I find out just why my daughter was so ready to NTR her own father from his wife, the guy's fate depends. If she has an acceptable reason, she gets her brainless cumpump back. If not, he walks into an open furnace and sits down patiently.

Or yeah, alp him with magic incubus powers before grounding my daughter and kicking the fucker out of my house to crave some one else's cock.

>>13373224
This is NTR logic man. What if he poisons her or does some other hentai rape thing? And he has the backing of my own daughter to help him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:21:55 2015 No.13373261 >>13373231 Romulus, get off 4chan and evict the Moors from your territorial waters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:22:24 2015 No.13373263 >>13373248 >Thinking it's about that and not the fact that the guy dating your little girl unabashedly wants to fuck your wife and would if given the chance I don't think any sane person would want a guy like that for a son in law.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:23:02 2015 No.13373266 >>13373263 He's a cuck, just leave him be.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:25:01 2015 No.13373274

>>13373263
If you've got an attractive waifu, people are going to want to fuck her.

Besides, are you really telling me you wouldn't want a pervert for a son-in-law? All guys are perverts. There's nothing wrong with being one.

Really though, it's a simple matter of trust. Hell, if you react that negatively over someone saying he wants to bone the waifu, chances are you'd be clingy and possessive as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:25:09 2015 No.13373277 >>13373251 Why not visit albino Lamia in hospital with a fruit basket and a get well card? We can bring along CC Echidna too and get ice cream to cheer them both up!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:25:48 2015 No.13373281 >>13373251 >Do you dig a hole to China with Wurm, Sandworm , and Ushi Oni? >Do you enjoy some hot cocoa with Yuki and Yeti? >Do you play adult video games with Mino and Dullahan at their house? Choices, choices. Probably Mino and Dullahan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:26:14 2015 No.13373285 >>13373277 Albino Lamia is in a coma.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:26:59 2015 No.13373290

>>13373274
There's a difference between
>Man your wife is hot
and
>I am your son in law and your daughter will help me fuck your wife.
You're either stupid or baiting, and if you are baiting, you should know better than that. This is the night thread. Go try that shit in a few hours in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:27:18 2015 No.13373292 >>13373285 Will she get better? ;_; A-at least we can offer the poor family our support?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:27:56 2015 No.13373297 >>13373274 >hurr insecurity Yes, I'm shocked you would use this argument. Shocked I say!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:28:28 2015 No.13373300 >>13373274 >Wanting your daughter to be with a man who wants to fuck other women shit father/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:29:24 2015 No.13373304 >>13373251 Dragon. The answer is always Dragon.

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