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Alright since next arc will be about the moon sluts being bitches.

How the fuck can Reimu/Marisa beat them?

I hope Yukari is behind all this.

>> No.13366286 [DELETED] 

There's no confirmation that the Watatsuki sisters will show up.

Even then following Touhou rules, no matter how powerful you are, if you are a bad guy, you lose.

>> No.13371796

I can feel it

>> No.13378017

What about outside gensokyo? Crucifix missiles anyone?

>> No.13378020

>How the fuck can Reimu/Marisa beat them?
Plot armor

>> No.13378040

>>13366267
Danmaku rules being actually applied.
Yorihime tecnically lost against Marisa since she touched one of her danmaku but nobody said anything.

>> No.13378071

>>13366267
Spellcard rules
I mean come on, Kaguya and Eirin are pretty much moonbitches too but like everyone in gensokyo could beat them in IN.
Worst offenders are PoFV/PoDD.

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Hevee masheen gun

>> No.13386977

remove lunarians

>> No.13387003

>>13366267
>Alright since next arc will be about the moon sluts being bitches.
>implying
We don't know what the plot will be about, anon. We only know it has something to do with the moon.

Who knows, maybe Reisen II rode an asteroid right back to Gensokyo decided to start shit. Or maybe it's something to do with Chang'e.

>> No.13387012

>>13387003
Reisen II is a mocchi-pounder, if that happens she must get super serious somehow.

>> No.13387153

>>13387003
>>13387012

Fake Reisen is a complete joke character and will never amount to anything.

>> No.13387164

>>13387153
She's decent if you read CiLR.

It explains why she comes to Earth (she's bored of pounding mochi and doesn't want to accept that she's born to pound mochi all her immortal life).

>> No.13387181

>>13387164
>(she's bored of pounding mochi and doesn't want to accept that she's born to pound mochi all her immortal life)
Now THERE's a reason to want to start shit. Does CiLR say what became of her after the Watatsukis adopted her as their sex slave?

>> No.13387215

>>13387181
I'm sorry but read it yourself.

It's translated not so badly:
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Cage_in_Lunatic_Runagate

>> No.13387257

>>13387215
But I waaaaant to be spoooonfeeeeeeeed :(((

I'll read it later, I don't have the time right now (I shouldn't even be on 4chan, but w/e)

But if you know enough to know that the translation isn't "so bad", why don't you go and help fix the mistakes?

>> No.13387266

>>13387257
Uh because I don't know the most basic jap.

Still, it's easily understandable.

>> No.13387294

>>13378017
You espect MUSE!

>this is new

>> No.13387349

>>13366267
By elaborating with NASA of course. You will be playing as space shuttle in new game.

>> No.13387370 [DELETED] 

>>13387294
Who ye quoting?

>> No.13387483
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13387483

Reminder: Lunaria brought an armed thermonuclear weapon to Gensokyo soil and threatened to use it. They should be treated the same as if Russia brought a 50MT bomb to New York, called American lives worthless, threatened to set off the bomb and kidnapped the president.

Total annihilation.

>> No.13387489

>>13387483
It's just a fan m8.

Except that fan can turn earth barren or flood the land by connecting it with the sea.

It's not a nuke.

>> No.13387517

>>13387489
Toyohime says purify on an atomic level

>> No.13387542

>>13387517
That's not a nuke either.

The moon surface is pure on an atomic level because there's no living organism there.

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The Boundary Protects...

>> No.13387558
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*Majora's mask
*Warhammer 40k (Luna wolves)
*All werewolf lore
*Every violent Muslim country flag
*Lunarians

Have moon-aligned living things ever NOT needed to be removed?

>> No.13387564

>>13387542

There is no atomic scale living thing. The smallest prokaryotes involve billions of large molecules.

The moon's surface is a soft cake of cosmic filth and radiation from meteor dust. The moon is so full of craters because God has been trying to fix his mistake.

>> No.13387568

>>13387558
A lunar eclipse is what's keeping Dracula's Castle sealed in Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow.

>> No.13387585

>>13387564
I guess it's pure in the lunarian sense because nothing lives there.

It's all natural of a death planet.

>> No.13387606

>>13378040
Not mention Remilia was beating the shit out of her to

>> No.13387640

>>13387606
Remi is strong.

But as well know, physical strength doesn't mean everything when you have projectiles.

>> No.13387643

>>13387640
>but as we all know*

>> No.13387727
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13387727

The Empire needs You!

Conquer the Savage Moon Rebels!

>> No.13387761

>>13387727
Tough luck, I'm on the alien's side, hag.

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>>13387761
Enjoy working the slave mentality, rabbit.

>> No.13387805

>>13387800
Rabbits don't work hard anyway.

They have their rest times to play shogi and complain about stuff.

>> No.13387814

>>13387805

Moonslim detected

Back to worshipping your 400 pagan gods

>> No.13387821

>>13387814
Bitch please, the moonies seal gods and call them at will.

Yorihime is Reimu if she knows how to use all her innate shrine maiden ability.

>> No.13387826

>>13387821

The whole Lunar incident occured because the rabbits were upset that non-moonslims were summoning gods if I remember correctly from SSiB

>> No.13387838

>>13387826
Yes, the lunarian top brass were suspecting that Yorihime started shit because they thought only her can summon Shinto gods, Yukari planned all of this to sow dissent among the lunarians.

At the end of the conflict, Yorihime taught Reimu how to summon gods correctly so it doesn't raise suspicions anymore.

>> No.13387869

I wonder what happened to Yukari when she was kidnapped to the moon?

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>>13386977
Never forget.

>> No.13387873

>>13387869
In Mayohiga as usual.

She knows the moonies wouldn't mistreat Reimu, just like they didn't mistreat her.

>> No.13388504

>>13387838
>Yorihime taught Reimu how to summon gods correctly
It's more that Reimu spent a few weeks going around the Capital demonstrating that there was someone else who could summon gods.

>> No.13389638

How do lunarians breed?

>> No.13389697

>>13389638
They don't. They are neither alive or dead, and breeding/birth causes the appearance of blood which is impure in shintoism

>> No.13394337

>>13389697
Boring

>> No.13394504
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>>13387869
Some lewd shit.

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13394559

remove lunarians!
all hail the Yakumo!

>> No.13394638

>>13394559
hag

>> No.13394664

>>13394504
I know this shit. Fuuuuuuu. xd

>> No.13394665

>>13394559
seig heil!

>> No.13394900
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>>13394559
Ave Yakumo

>> No.13396653

By summoning yabadabadoo

>> No.13397040

>>13394559
AMEN, HAIL!

>> No.13400420

>>13366267

By bringing back Neil Armstrong from the grave and make him slap the moonbitches until they beg him to leave.

>> No.13400621
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>>13371796
stood on even ground with Shinki

If there wasn't a time we needed her before, NOW IS THE FUCKING TIME

>> No.13400633

>>13400420
Reminder that Neil never fought with any princesses, only rabbits.

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