Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>>13357881
Let's keep it clean and skeleton free, okay?

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second for skeleton girl true love

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Second for playing battleship with Kraken

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Had a dream where I was being smothered by livestock. Holsaur and weresheep, to be precise.

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>>13357887
With real battleships.

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>>13357889
Sure it wasn't the new EMG girls?

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I want to be bullied by an Alp!

I want my Alp Senpai to make me take her to the School Dance!

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>>13357897
She's gonna need curves for that dress Anon.
Would you help her along with some milk?

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>>13357884
That discussion was a pretty good example of why I came back here in the first place after so long. Really amusing.

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>>13357897
> Alps doing the bullying
This is not the way nature intended.
Next you'll tell me you want to go to an all-cyclops-and-gazer school and get picked on for being a filthy two-eyes

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>OP has a Yeti

I am most pleased.

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>>13357897
A'ight boya, lessee whacha got! Ya want to see a Dragonette eat strawberries or do you prefer impregnating Sea Slimes in the Moossionary position?

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>>13357881
Remember, the most sensitive part of a yeti is her heart.

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>>13357907
Pomus
I must have Pomus
She's the lil' rapist that could!

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>>13357904
Why does she have a horn?
>>13357911
That's true.
>>13357913
This time one vote is enough.

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>>13357884

It's time to double-down on cowtits, right? Everyone embrace the tits.

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>>13357902

What's so amusing about the true love of your skeleton?

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>>13357907
The former.

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Remember, Anons, your eyes are not worthy of your adoration, and will never be as faithful to you as your skeleton.

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>>13357914
>Why does she have a horn?
I don't draw these things, anon, I just masturbate to them then deliver them to the thread for sloppy seconds.

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>>13357896
That probably was the trigger. Either that, or this one pick-your-choice thing that happened around here a while back involving emotionally/physically broken. One of the choices was a weresheep traumatized by a miscarriage/stillbirth or something that I keep coming back to every so often.

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>>13357919
Sorry, you lose. You can talk with me about a Mad Hatter taking up the role of Butcher from Gangs of New York though.

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>>13357926
What if my waifu is a Gazer?
>>13357932
Who Irish Barber?

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>>13357930
> One of the choices was a weresheep traumatized by a miscarriage/stillbirth or something that I keep coming back to every so often.

I remember that. Cuddling damaged monstergirls and healing their hearts so they're able to love again is god-tier.
Workaholic giant ant was the better choice, though

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>>13357936
>Irish Barber
Healthy ginger P'Orc.

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>you will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her

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>>13357936
Who do you think waits inside of your supposed "waifu", anon? Your true love. Cut her open, see her for yourself. She's only wearing that gazer costume because she's shy, and thought you were into cosplay anyway.

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>>13357932
Looks like she'd be pretty content drinking your milkshake.

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>>13357945
There Will Be Cum?

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>>13357942
Please, friend. No more of the sadness.

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>>13357932
Holy shit I forgot this MG exists.

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>>13357904
I don't care what nature intended, I want my Alp-Senpai to flick my nose and bully me, and force me to cuddle her after she's had a long day at school!

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Forget spooky, discuss creepy. Threadly dose.

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You've been kidnapped by shady people in a black van one evening while coming back home from the local store. Your waifu, realizing that you're taking longer than usual to come back, starts getting really worried.

Just as she's about to leave the house as to look for you, she finds you standing right at the front door, staring at her. She immediately pulls you into her arms, almost breaking into tears, thinking the worst had happened to you.

Loosening her embrace a little bit, she asks you why you took so long to come back home. You look into her eyes, a slightly confused expression washing over your face, and say:

"...Who are you?"

She stops and stares at you for a brief moment before asking again, telling you that now's not the time for jokes. You tell her that you really don't know who she is and to let go of you. She insists that you stop kidding around like that, getting increasingly worried, but you still don't know what she wants from you.

cont.

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>>13357955
>black van
>black
Eh?

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>>13357951
Considering she's a corruption of one of the 'dreaded' species out there, that's not too surprising.
>>13357947
After 'she's finished' that will no longer be a question.

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>>13357955

Anon clearly has amnesia
or has been forcefully placed in another universe where he married some woman he doesn't know.

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>>13357932
I can't get over that fact that the mushroom in her tea looks so much like a penis.

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>>13357955
>>13357957
>>13357961

Now frustrated, your waifu grasps your head with both her hands/paws and forces you to look at her, demanding an answer as to why you're acting so weird. Something cuts her off mid-speech, however. She feels something strange and square-like on the side of your skull.

Upon closer inspection, she finds out that there's some sort of microchip hidden under your hair, deeply implanted into the side of your skull, like some kind of parasite grabbing onto its host.

It is then that she realizes you're not joking at all when you told her you didn't know who she was.

What would your waifu do if she found out you've been brainwashed into completely forgetting who she is and why you loved her?

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>>13357953
Bully the creepy-crawlies, they're desperate for human contact.
>>13357968
Make new memories?

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>>13357942
I'd rather be the one doing the experiments.
Experiment 001: Today I will be testing the effects of Concentrated holstaur milk to see if the increase in mammary tissue is proportional across species.
Subjects are separated as such.
Participant 001 is a Zombie and has been offered physical comfort in the form of close comfort.

Participant 002 is a tanuki gained through a contract, current reward is a moderate favor worth $1,000US or a week of relations with the experimental staff of her choice.

Participant 003: is succubus of the "Alp" subtype, she has shown an interest in increasing her "assets" to appeal to someone. No monetary reward requested, subject is a friend of lead scientist Anon.

Final Participant, 004: is an Orc performing community service for engaging in unlawful hand holding with shotas and an attempted hand holding with lead researcher Anon.

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>>13357971
Are you gonna give the D to your D subjects?

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>>13357970
>Bully the creepy-crawlies
How would you do that?

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>>13357889

I had a dream last night where I was in the bath and a dark priest appeared suddenly, offering me a pamphlet to their new temple.
They'd taken over the local school and changed the classes to some weird all ages brainwashing thing, and she wouldn't leave the bathroom until I agreed. I just want to get out of the bath and for some reason a loli ghoul was dicking around in it too now, so I agree to get her out of my house.
Then I went to the shops instead and they refused to sell me beer because I didn't go to the classes.

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>>13357953

Is she shy? Anon? That makes a difference. >"Ahh umm, could I, maybe, wrap around you? I-I promise it'll feel good. I-I really like you.

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>>13357978
Hit them over the head with a newspaper, put them in a sleeping bag from the waist down, tie their wrists to the bedposts, then tickle her.

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>>13357985
Yes. And she wants to give you your medicine

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>>13357984
I just happened to spend all day writing a dark priest fic, anon, so good for you.
Mine's a rambling foray into fictional theology that ends with healing dickings

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>>13357975
Sorry relations with subjects who have not opted for physical compensation are forbidden until experiment 004 Stretching capacity between races or experiment 006 Fertility Rate and maximum birth size when exposed to experimental sabbath treatment 848135

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>>13357999
>fictional theology
Is it lewd theology?

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>>13358003
I want these files to be read out in the voice of Kessler from now on.

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>>13358004
She tries to convince the MC it is, but kinda sphagettis it

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>>13358003
I'm calling Paladin-san

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>>13358008
Weak in her faith, is she? What a naughty girl. Time to do penis, I mean penance.

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>>13358010
I want to lock up a Paladin's dick in a chastity cage and throw the key into a Lamia Pit. If he is strong in his faith, he won't care. If he's weak in his faith and has to go get the key, he has to risk being caught, unlocked and raped.

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>Gazer daughteru
>She's so smug she makes Cheshires jealous of her grin
>She refuses to take you seriously unless you can beat her at video games, worse still her mother approves of the behaviour
>You spend nights practising at her favourite game in secret just to earn your daughteru's respect
>She's so awestruck that she buys you a world's best dad mug

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>>13358017
I don't think paladin oaths actually require chastity, just faithfulness.

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>>13358023
I'd still do it.

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>>13358022
>Wolrd's best dad mug
Anon please, I don't wanna suffer from diabetes

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>>13358025
You would only get diabetes if it's handmade.

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>>13358010
That would be nice, we would enjoy having a seasoned profession on hand for experiment 005 Tentacle Appeal, wherein the subjects will be place in a room with multiple tentacles and monitored to see how many engaged in contact with them. and Experiment 002 Resistance to sabbath aphrodisiac 53X where the subjects will ingest said potion in increasing amounts to see how long it takes each species to reach a "pelvis shattering frenzy."
Each one will be giving our patented "King Richard" brand marital aids for relief.

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So, here I was, about to have a one night stand with a succubus, when I noticed she had a tiny little mustache. I had to leave immediately.

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>>13358044
She just wanted love, Anon.

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>>13358045
Call me transphobic but I can't be with an alp.

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Reminder that Liliwurm fights to protect your smile!

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>>13358050
But Anon, what if I want to protect hers?

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>>13358049
I can, I want to make an Alp smile!

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>>13358050
Too far.

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>>13358053
Everything would've gone smoothly if she had shaved.

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>>13358050
But she doesn't need to fight to make me happy, as long as I can motorboat those wurm breasts.

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Feed the Cows
Shear the Sheep
Rub the Horses
Clean the P'Orcs
Collect the Harpy Eggs.
Then you get your choice of fucking.

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>>13358059
No thanks, the way of the amish forbids that.

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>>13358059
Why should I only feed the cows?
They all need to be fed.

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>>13358055
Well that's a quick fix though Anon.

How do you guys like your Monster Girls down under though? Shaved, or thick brushes, or something inbetween?

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>>13358062
Cows need the most food.
And what do you think you're cleaning off the P'Orcs? They dive into that trough. Their faces are filthy

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>>13358064
Scaley

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>>13358052
Liliwurm fights to make other people happy! If letting people protect her makes them happy she is happy to let them!

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>>13358050
Liliwurm is the hero we need.

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>>13358064
If we're talking about 2D, shaved.

Might be shallow but I hate pubic hair, though in real life, it's pretty dangerous for a girl to get shaved down there, and even if she could pull it off it'd feel like sandpaper.

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>>13358068
Then protect her I shall.

>>13358066
Whatever, everyone is getting cow rations. Can't let the others think I'm snubbing them can I?

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>>13358064
I actually prefer the hair. But don't tell the waifu that. Dragons don't have pubes.

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>>13358059
>Shear the Sheep
This is blasphemy, she's much cuter with her wool. And less aggressive.

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>>13358078
>Scale pubes

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>>13358081
Gross.

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>>13358081
Does that mean she has scales where her pubes would be, or her pubes are made out of scales? Neither sounds pleasant.

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>>13358085
The first.

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>>13357907
Da first one.

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>>13358053
Alps a shit and they don't deserve smiles, only suffering, fucking and chucking.

Condom sex always.

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>>13358088
Did you miss the part where you lost?

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>>13357907
Second.

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>>13358078
Anon if they have hair on the top of their head, I'm sure they'd have pubic hair too.

Scaly hairy pussy. I want to rub my face in it!

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Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy.

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>>13358095
Yeah, me too.
>>13358097
Help?

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>>13357955
>>13357968
Surely the Science Lolis at the local Sabbath Branch might have a solution?

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>>13358095
Someone said this apop looks like a giantess in this image and now I can't unsee it.

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>>13358101
And I can't see it. All I see is an Apophis where she belongs: above me.

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>>13358095
i see London, I see Franch.
Apophis aint' got no underpants.

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>>13358095
>tfw no Apophis to bully

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>>13357217
Ore ga Ojou-sama Gakkou ni "Shomin Sample" Toshite Rachirareta Ken

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>>13358107
>tfw no Apophis to bully you

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>>13358079
Well then don't cry to me if she's dead from the summer heat blasting down on her because she has her full coat.

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http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49964241

Would you Mamono in Space?

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>>13358105
I dunno, I used to see it as an apop that raised her human part up high on her snake half but now I can't

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>>13358115
Yes. Space is scary, but girls make it less scary.

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>>13358115
Any other monster girl, I'd attempt reentry as often as possible.

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>>13358122
>>13358123
I-I just meant "Would you go watch Star Wars with MGs in it"...

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>>13358101
https://i.4cdn.org/d/1429626550784.jpg

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>>13358101
>>13358105

You weak minded fool.

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>>13358127
>Star Wars
No.
>>13358130
You say that, but if it's what I want, what's the problem?

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>>13358127
But it already has MGs. Sy Snootles, Wampas, Ewoks... ...trying to stay as far away from the Twi'leks, though. That's vanilla mode.

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>>13358128
No thanks.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pIWwvf4uHc

What the FUCK

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>>13358136
It's a PBF comic you dingus.

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>>13358137
>Not fighting all the trainers in the gym

That said, I've always wanted to see if this was legit. Though now I'm reminded that I never liked the music from the GBA era.

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>>13358134
I demote you from fool to stain.

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Is this the furry general thread?

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>>13358145
I love it when you pick on me, you know that?

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>>13358137
I paused Sufjan for this?
Well, that said, Moemon has been out for a while

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>>13358137
>Not knowing about hacks for portables.
>Not knowing about moemons.
Git gud, casul.

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>>13358147
This is the fury general thread.

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>>13358140
You say that like it means something.

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>>13358147
Enjoy your stay

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>>13358153
Always my favorite knight.

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>>13358155
>Not you're just a nigga with a hose

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>>13358152
ok but calm down tho

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I just fucking love all Monster Girls.
I wish I show them just how much I do.

Big, small, oppai, loli, fit, healthy, fluffy, scaled, scary, cuddly, pure, lewd.

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Someone with actual talent (i.e. not me) should draw this with a monster girl instead.

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>>13358110
Dem japs titles

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>>13358137
That was amusing.

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>>13358112
>No Ojou-sama Apophis to bully you and then in secret treat you like a little brother and be protective of you

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>>13358148
Assassin Shrug.gif

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>>13358177
Oh don't stop now, if I'm a stain, you should grind me under your heel!

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>>13358185
Just like my GTS ERP sessions!

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Time for Daughterus to go to bed.
How do you get your monster girl daughteru to sleep?

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>>13358199
With my belt.

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>>13358199
I throw coins at the bed and then hold my wife back

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>>13358199
I tell them that only good girls who go to be early will get husbands.

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>>13358199
With headpats and storytime.

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>>13358204
The actual fuck?

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>>13358199
I pick her up and nuzzle her and carry her into bed tickling her and cuddling her

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>>13358209
He's tying her to the bed, what do you think he's doing?

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>>13358193
Don't start what you can't finish. Subs and Grapesnakes are close to each other.

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>>13358199
Finish inside.

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>>13358225

>That image

What're starin' at, Grapey?

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>>13358207
What kind of storytime?
>>13358233
She's worried she might be wearing the wrong gang colors in the wrong neighborhood.

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>>13357968
quick to the local litch!

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>>13358233
your ugly cracka ass

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>>13358236
>What kind of storytime?
Whatever she wants. Maybe a chapter or two from a good fantasy novel. Maybe some myths, Greek, Norse, Egyptian. Even the occasional sci-fi story.

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>>13358242
>Greek myths for bedtime
Oh hi Dad, didn't know you came here too.

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Your waifu is starving for pettings!
Pet her before she dies of hunger for love.

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>>13358225
I want to bully grapeskins

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>>13358239
oh you wanna go at it, purple stuff? I'mma tickle the shit out of you until you pass out, ya lil' lamialet.

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We have shrines that run by Fox women, Ryuu, Holsts (Hathor).

What other shrines do you think there would be, and would you and your MG wife/GF visit one often?

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>>13358225
looking pretty bland there girlie.
You need a little....razzle dazzle to get you started?

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>>13358245
But the daughteru wants lots of pettings too!

Good thing I have two hands.

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>>13358249

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>>13358245
All the pettings.

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>>13358144
HGSS had the best music.

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>>13358233
Two giant slugs fighting over a guy in the slowest scrap ever.

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>>13358249
I suppose the missus could grab some fancy garb and we'd build a shrine out of the coins and stuff in the hoard and I could worship her as some kind of roleplaying.
>>13358252
I can practically hear her go wahahaha.

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>>13358175
>Ojou-sama Apophis
>You will never have an Apophis friend who acts exactly like Naga the Serpent.

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>>13358252
>belly marks

EVERY FUCKIN TIME!

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>>13358209
>>13358216
To be fair, if he doesn't, the girl sleepwalks.
Really bad things happen when she sleepwalks.

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>>13358258
Fuck no.

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>>13358260
>Daughteru sleep raping Anon
>Daughteru sleep drinking all the hathor milk.
>Daughteru sleep playing Beethoven's Fifth on the family piano.

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>>13358258
>[OH HO HO Intensifies]

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>>13358256
>I can practically hear her go wahahaha.
I know, right? It's wonderful.

>Worshipping your Dragon Waifu for Role Play
Good man.

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>>13358249
Probably shrines to the lesser gods like Ares,
Poseidon, and such.

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>>13358273
What does one sacrifice to a Dragon in such a situation though? Cutlets maybe? Bacon?
I need to know because I might write this at some point.

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>>13358277
If you do that she's just going to get fat Anon. You don't want a fat dragon do you?

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>>13358276
>Ares
>Lesser god

You ever have your country conquered?

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>>13358261
Come on, you know you want it.
http://i.imgur.com/ETcbgAR.jpg
In my opinion, her voice and rocking body make up for her...eccentric...personality.

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>>13358283
I meant in terms of MGE, but Ares s a jerk anyway.

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>>13358277
Sacrifice? Simple. The sacrifice is you, stripped naked, lubed and bronzed in oil, and presented to her on a bed of gold coins.

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>>13358285
All I can think of when I see her is that one teacher from Shin-Chan for some reason

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>>13358283
I'd conquer her with my dick.

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How do you feel about nurses?

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>>13358282
She's got to eat well after a long stretch of raidin' though.
>>13358288
Well I suppose.

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>>13358277
The blood of five female virgins.

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>>13358294
No way, that's gross!

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>>13358293
Anon pls, she's going to get laughed at by the townsfolk when they see her.
Infact, they'd probably keep laughing as she's burning down the town, you don't want her to come home pouting do you?

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>>13358302
She wouldn't burn down her village, she's a benevolent ruler. And you don't get fat from a single instance of greasy food and oiled-up sex every now and again if you lead an active lifestyle, and she certainly does!

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>>13358267
Two of those things on this list are a no-no in this house.
Playing the piano at 3 in the morning, are you fucking kidding me, young lady!?

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>>13358292
its a trap!

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>>13358316
No it's fine, completely a girl.

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>>13358314
She has the music in her, are you going to deny her the chance to perform to her hearts content?

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>>13358320
anon please we all know how this ends

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>>13358322
Okay, then ask her how the Fifth goes after the DA-DA-DA-DAAA

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>>13358308
Please, dragons are lazy.
What do you think she does other than the occasional raid?
Nothing, all she does is laze about on her horde.

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>>13358322
Ooooohhhhh...
...As long as she doesn't drink all the milk again. I swear, she gets pudgier and fuller by the week.

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>>13358329
LIKE RABBITS.

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>>13358331
I'd let a Wurm drink all the milk she wants.

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>>13358326
I hate that album

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>>13358325
No I'm serious, you could separate her and you'd get a 100% genuine girl.

It's fine.

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>>13358335
I mean, I have no problems, but goddamn. Soon enough, she'll be as full-framed as her temptress mother.

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>>13358337
untill boss man comes back and changes him back

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>>13358340
Well she's gotta get a man somehow.

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>>13358326
>Daughteru just starts rolling her face along the keys

>>13358331
>>13358340

You can't stop her Anon.
She will find the milk wherever you hide it, and in the morning you will awaken to see a pudgy daughteru playing Bach's Goldberg Variations.

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>>13358350
At least she's not the kind of sleepwalker who puts couch pillows in the oven where you'd never think to find them.

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>you will never meet your waifu

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>>13358292
Ugh.

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>>13358361
True, it aways could be worse
You will never awaken to see your HEALTHY daughteru sleep riding you while her equally HEALTHY mother sleep instructs her on your weak points.

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>>13358363
If your waifu was real, she would prefer Chad to you. So be happy that she is not real

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>>13357953
Thanks Doc

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>>13358370
How many times have I said do not dick the daughteru

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>>13358397
He isn't
She's Ving him.

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>>13358397
Dicking daughters is perfectly acceptable. Daughter impregnation is a good fetish and not enough games feature it.

I think I'd place the line at granddaughters, but then incubi don't age so you could have a cross-generational harem going on there.

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>>13358394
Then there's this faggot.

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>>13358407
Do not dick the great-great-great-great granddaughteru

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>>13358416
Let it be. Anon is probably frustrated over being cucked.

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>>13358394
Yeah, she probably would.

Feels good not having a waifu anymore.

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I WANT TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER MONSTER GIRLS FOR THE PURPOSE OF DOMESTIC OWNERSHIP

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>>13358436
>Monstergirls as pets
I want them as partners, not animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358440
>why_not_both_spic_loli.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358440
You'd fuck a monster girl? You degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358436
>>13358440
>>13358459
I want monster girls as friends you filthy subhumans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358436
I'm sorry. That would be playing God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358436
I don't want to own them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358436
The way it was meant to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358329
I WANT TO SERVE A LAZY TUBBY DRAGON GIRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358466
Hey if movies have taught us one thing it's that playing God only leads to fun things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358466
God, shmod, I want my monkey-man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358397
No one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358436
>>13358445

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358440
>>13358464
>>13358459
Your dog is your friend. It's also your life partner.
You can also fuck your dog but that's entirely your choice.

>>13358466
Tom Kirby, is that you?
>>>/a/124344150

>>13358469
Maybe you can rent one instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358436
You think that's cute but it's actually cruel as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358476
God DAMN I want to spank that butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358485
>Implying it's not BOTH cruel AND extremely cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358483
>You can also fuck your dog but that's entirely your choice.
Nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358436
>>13358483
>Having something with intelligence as pet
I couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358292

I feel like we need more of Clockcore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358490
I know, dick your cat instead. It's more fluffy and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>girl-gets-into-mgs.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358476
...and I'm glad someone got the joke.
>>13358483
Nah. Just a dead actress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358504
Too furry.

Girls wanting to be MGs is great though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358504
Lol'd. I love how everything makes sense in retrospect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358504
>girl-gets-into-mgs.png
Isn't it supposed to be a boy at the start?
Like, it's bait and switch: you think it's going to be your regular M to F transsexual agtiprop, but it turns into Fuck You I'm A Dragon?

Who cares. Fish tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358537
Are you mentally disabled?

>Who cares. Fish tits.
Forget I asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358539
Why do people do the whole "lol lets talk about this totally not forced thing instead" bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358255
Poor slug girls. I wonder how they get husbands in the highly competative MGC.

Surely there must be somoene out there that prefers slow, long, tender and very slimy lovemaking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358472
She is not "lazy" Anon, she is relaxed, she has you to help her with all those little things.
Furthermore, she is "plush" not tubby. Dragons do not get tubby, and she will eat anyone who says otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358507
>Girls wanting to be MGs is great though
The closest thing to an actual monster girl there is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358598
Well as with everything it's better in 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358577
Whatever she says! I happily do whatever she asks as long as long as I can cuddle her, rub my head in her belly, feed her sweets, and make her happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358611
Too bad they aren't real. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358619
Sure they Anon! Just go to the 2D world and join the fun! All you need is rope and a chair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358571
>Surely there must be somoene out there that prefers slow, long, tender and very slimy lovemaking?
Well, sure, isn't that one of the points of monstergirls? There's a species for everyone

>>13358619
If they were real they would be 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358619
Not with that attitude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358621
Wow, really? Hang on, I'll come back later and post the results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358628
>Hang on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358614
Are you sure Anon?
She's an awfully big girl, she may even demand headpats and kids

[Anonymous No.]

>"Yo bearcat, you're a bit light here don't you think? You ain't chiselin' me are ya? That ain't how a gentleman should do business with a nice gal like me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358571
I'd rather be pushed down and raped by a slightly sadistic cone snail onee-san with aphrodisiac saliva.

Cone snail venom relaxes and pacifies its victims, so even an innocent kiss on the cheek would be enough for her to knock you out, dress you in cute maid clothes and tie you to her bed to be teased for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358653
I....what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358653
Fuck you I don't wanna get jewed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358659
She wants you to cough up the dough, capeesh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358665
But I'm not a baker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358670
You bein' a wise guy or you just as dumb as you look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358641
Oh you better believe I'm loving that soft Dragon long and hard on her hoard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358673
No sir, we're just simple bakers, we were self taught, we're not very wise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358003
>>13358033
Suprised no one got the potion names

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358665
Alright, Alright, let me just reach into my pocket and POCKET SAND.
What are the odds I'm gonna get raped through the floor if I get caught?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358641
What's wrong with nice big girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358680
It's no use. They can smell your cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358675
But the cravings Anon, she may ask you to got out and get her a pizza or grill some burgers, all while demanding belly rubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358680
Monster Girl thugs will pay you a visit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358436
My heart says yes and my boner even more so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358688
...Bullet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358682
She's too big Anon, all the other dragons laugh at her when she flys.
Heck, some of the peasants do too.
Then she depression eats a cow and the problem just spirals from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358683
>>13358686
Time to pack my bags and skip town then. I figure I've got until the next day to pack everything I own and fucking drive. I can work that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358101
Well, to be fair, keep in mind on how long Apops can be, considering their snake body. That could relate to height argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358692
It's alright, she'll start lifting with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358689
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358699
>Strongfat Dragon
I kinda want this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358685
>>13358692
This is when you feed her and tell her that no matter what she's still a big powerful dragon to you. Then if she wants more self-confidence boosts role play as the innocent weak prince who's been kidnapped by the mighty powerful dragon. That ought to help her feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358709
Why is there a faucet on her snatch too? That makes little sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358571

Depends whether or not she's a Leopard Slug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358712
That man knows how to get her in the baby making mood. He also knows how keep her pudgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358719
Cuz the bitches flood like Noah when I walk in the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC will never make a Cerberus because >3 heads.
>He already made a chimera and it was a complete letdown.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358735
Anon pls

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanted a strong jinko to cuddle with all day..

Jinkos are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358738
If only he didn't go the pauldron route, chimaera would be more popular. The wings are kind of weird too.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought of you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358750
>no petite Jinko to sit in your lap or carry around while she chuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358750
You'll get a petite jinko and like it.

>>13358759
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358755
Her face is too scrawny and western.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358750
>No Jinko friend that accidentally scratches you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358658
Yeah, but the only way you would get pushed down by a slug girl is if you allow her to do so. They are just way too slow to catch a man unless they get really lucky.

>>13358624
Ofcourse, but that poor slug girl is so slow. Men are going to get snatched before their noses at more than one occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358755
Oglaf best lewd webcomic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358755
Why are mythological Monstergirls always portrayed as old frail women with bony faces int he west? I mean, fuck, are they malnourished or something?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fall in love with a childhood friend MG and grow old together. Our kids will grow and move out to start their own families, and we will eventually wrinkle up and our hair will turn grey. And One day, when we are sitting together alone in our house I want to cuddle up next to her and pull out a pair of age regression potions from the Sabbath and ask her "Do you want to do it all again?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358764
I want dat milk-soaked tiger butt.

I'm gonna molest her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358784
>Not ending your days peacefully
Manga that lasts more than 12 volumes are usually shit

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you secretly wish to breed with Cait Sith and fill her womb with your cute little feline daughterus
>tfw you fantasize about eventually raising that initial litter into a massive army of Cait Sithes, spending day and night with your waifu breeding soldiers so that you may invade other realms and expand the reach of the Cat Kingdom in the name of Bastet
>tfw probably no one else shares my Cat Crusades dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358784
Too bad you're too old to have childhood friends anymore.

You're alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358793
It's no secret if you just outright tell us about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358793
>"Hey, Human, I've given it some thought and I've decided you're worthy of being my mate."
>"..."
>"Well?.. Aren't you going to thank me? It must be quite the honor to be selected to mate with a great Cait Sith like me."
>"S-Stop laughing! You should be grateful!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358793
We need a monster girl RTS.
>Desert Kingdom
>Mist continent
>Cat kingdom
>Zipangu
>Sea based faction
That way you could live out your cat crusade fantasy and everyone else could crusade against them or flatten the other kingdoms in the name of their waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358476
I'm starting to get the impression that Kakuen girls would be really fucking annoying to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358793
I wish KC would have designed her as a shortstack Werecat instead of going full kemo-kemo.

If he would have, I wouldn't mind getting dommed by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358805
Not as annoying as a monster girl based off howler monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358793
You're a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358784

>being able to start it all over again with your soulmate

As much as people want to turn back time and relive those happy memories, actually doing it would ruin things pretty hard.
The reason why those memories would be special in the first place is because they're irreplaceable moments you hold dear, getting a do over cheapens things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358787
If frost her flakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358807

At least he went back to making his usual MGs after her. I'm still expecting a furry dog girl at some point though.

I want him to make some more undead types. A wendigo could be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358793
Don't dick the furniture Anon.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to give a hellhound coworker a modified version of that because she keeps taking my lunch from the fridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358804
That reminds me.

Oh no!

The group of Mermaids you were allied with are being attacked by tribes of vicious Shark Girls!

Your coastal village relies on Mermaids for trade, and fish with their ability to swim with ease.

However the Shark Girls could fill the gap if you bargain with them, but they won't be as friendly or diplomatic. Yet Attacking them could be costly.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358807
I wanted the green horse-sized cats and dogs that steal children and bring them to the Fairyland.

There doesn't even need to be a Cat Kingdom, cat sidhe are literally fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>A Kraken will never sink your ship and choose you as her husbando
Why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358793
Cait Sith are for petting on your lap and cuddles in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358825
Offer myself as a slave to the Shark Girl General in return that they leave this place and never return

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358825
DOUBLE LARIAT THE ENTIRE OCEAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358825
Ultimate super giga attack the sharks. The impregnate a mermaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358825
Let them steam roll the mermaids while supplying the latter with weapons. When all seems lost we roll up the shark girls and claim both them and the mermaids for ourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358825
Do we have any prisoners or layabouts? offer them up to the sharks and barter a peace treaty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358830
Kraken scarouse me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358825
Can I pull a real strategy or a dumb one
If so I make the men marry the shark girls and raid the mermaid AND the village

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358832
I want a fat Cait Sith to give belly rubs and cuddles too keeping her chunky as a constant reminder of what will happen if she try's anything nasty

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358855
Am I the only one who's not attracted to this? I mean I understand it and all but... Why not grab it from the fridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358855

I was just wondering where you were

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358855
Shut up.
>>13358858
More for me then.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358855
I want to taste all the different flavors of Holstarus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358832
>"I AM NOT A "DAKI" I'M A CAIT SITH TAKE ME SERIO-"
>You cut her off by petting behind her ear causing her to mew
>She pouts and whines for a bit before resigning to her fate as your sleep aid
Seriously Cait Sith would do wonders for getting a good night's sleep, dicking one is all sorts of wrong though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358790
We would eventually, but what if you don't want to end it just yet? Also that would be a good place to end a manga. Imagine a happy story of a couple growing old together and at the end the old couple disappears. Their daughter comes to visit the old spot underneath an oak tree were her parents first met to find a little boy and girl having a picnic. The daughter smiles at the sight of young love, but she can't help but feel like they're familiar. Later the daughter is cleaning out the abandoned house of her parents and finds an old photo album. She nearly drops it when she sees a faded and wrinkled photo of the little girl and boy underneath the oak tree.

>>13358815
You aren't replacing them, you're making new ones. Kinda like NG+ing with your waifu, doing all the things you didn't do the first time around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358858
Gentleman: I present you, the man with no soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358863
>loli Monstergirl with a sweater that's too big for her

MAXIMUM CUDDLES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358878
Hey! Those ears are fake!
She's not a real holstaurus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358884
Those crafty human girls are getting desperate for the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358855
It's a surprise we don't have forced breast feeding lewds with the Holstaur, or that yandere Holst from Punaldins one-shot.

That, and Ghoul blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358709
>Bullet
>no thanks
fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358890
All they need to do is become monster girls themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358872
If I get to die after that picnic that's alright with me
>>13358878
I do have a soul, excuse you

[Anonymous No.]

You can only choose one.
Not pictured, cowtits from newest EMG chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358900
Oh, Anon meant the character. Silly me.
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358909
I choose Cathyl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358910
She gon get puppies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358909
Milk Party

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358858
I can understand wanting to suck a tit, but breastfeeding seems like something that someone with an Oedipus Complex would want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358909
Second from left

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358878
>>13358884
Its the best we can do for now, so long as she acts like one I'm fine, though she's gonna have to keep lactating or the deal's off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358922
I understand why I like her now! She's basically a domesticated Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358898
We do though, give me a second and I'll find it.
>>13358909
Said it before and I'll say it again. MGE Holstaur forever and always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358825
The sharks are probably only here to raid the mermaids for their husbands. If their body is just like a mermaid (legless) then they won't be able to attack the village easily. Unless there's something we don't know about the shark army.

There doesn't seem much regular humans can do to defend the mermaids. Maybe we can put up a quest bounty on the shark general for a group of experienced heroes to accomplish.

If the party is successful then the general will be defeated and she will be forced to retreat and never return, the party will earn it's reward and the mermaids will be eternally grateful.

If the party fails then the shark general and her officers will have obtained the strong husbands they came for and won't need to raid the mermaids anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358941
>domesticated
Boring as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358941
So you like holstaurs

[Anonymous No.]

I want to romance a cute thresher sharkgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358909
I like Taropun Milk Party cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358960
>>13358909
>Taropun Milk Party cow
Too bad the animated version was shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358952
I was more happy about the minotaur physique but yeah, kinda boring.

>>13358956
No, a buff holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358898
>>13358945
Well I can't find it in my mess of a folder but it had this image with a bunch of text on the side, was one of those done by the guy that made lots of slightly yandere shots with images of different monster girls. I'm sure somebody else knows what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358910
this image has made me hate .less less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358982

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358982
>>13358985
That's just a lewd caption, not actual artwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358853
>Hey mastnyaa, long day at work.
>"You know it, up for some fish and belly rubs?"
>You nyaa it, and and afterwards maybe you and I can try something..new to ease you tension
>"Is it sofa shopping? I could use a new sofa"
>Nyaaver mind, I can take care of it.
>"Good girl, extra fish for you tonight"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358985
Thanks.
>>13358991
Well draw your own or get money then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358985
Hot as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358941
>>13358952
>>13358979
>Implying riding a domesticated bull-woman could ever be boring.
It's like you've never even seen a rodeo, much less gone to one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359013
Considering she's an MG wouldn't she be riding you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359017
Considering she's a minotaur, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

Milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359022

Yeah dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359022
Praise Hathor, spread her bounty far and wide till all is Soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359022
>>13359025
Don't forget the cookies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359017
>>13359020
Only if you let your self be thrown of the bull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359026
How do the priestesses of Hathor spread her word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359031
That or it's a competition to see how long before you go limp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359034
Making lots and lots of babies with their husbands, which then go and get their own husbands. Also lots of free milk and just showing off how great Hathor is and her way of soft through preaching and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

It's called the milkman, Anon. She comes daily, like her products.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359022
Mixed in the coffee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359031
I-Is she blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359034
>>13359042
fugg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359031
Braids are my weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359047
Only by lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359022
I want to see a healthy, brown Manticore with a fluffy mane wear cosplay holst horns and a Holstaurs outfit.

All while molesting a boy she's fond of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359034
Milk delivery

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359042
Are her products nutritious and promote growth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359061

But I didn't order anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359063
It's not for you it's for your waifu. They think she's been looking a little thin lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359063
Free milk's free milk, Anon. Would you deny free things?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a motherly holst adopt poor orphaned were-cat newborns and raise them herself. All that nursing will make those kittens so soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359061
At this point, I've drank so much milk, it's about damn time they sent me the cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359062
Guaranteed to make you grow either way or the service is free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359074
I want to make a motherly Holstaur into an actual mother. I want to make any Holstaur into a mother. I want to make all the Holstaurs into mothers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13357915

Such big tracts of land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359074
And muh heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359079
Slow down sonny. How can one man impregnate that many cows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359078
What about some for my waifu? Is it good for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359073

my fridge is full so I don't have storage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359088
I will find a way, I don't care if it takes till the end of time, I will make all the Holstaurs pregnant and at least quadruple their population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359097
Then make storage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359097
Just drink it now, I'm sure she won't mind. She might prefer it actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359078
Holsts drinking other holsts milk straight from the tap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359093
Milk is good for all species and all ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359057

Where's that one White Russian Healthcore greentext when I fucking need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359104
Anon my penis can only get so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359108
In all sorts of ways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358169
But it gets worse apparently since it's a deer and centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359093
Separate from the nutritional value and it's delicious taste, our milk is guaranteed to replenish the spent up stamina of whoever consumes it. Perfect for those who require that extra push and those who desire to improve their performance in all activities inside or outside of the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359109
Gotcha covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359098
What if other monstergirls get jealous at all the attention the Holstaurs are getting? Will you just ignore them or give them a pity fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359120
Sounds great.

Is it also true it has some...growth effects?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358571
I'd rather fuck them hard and fast and make them ahegao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359116
Of course! Its nutritious, beneficial to your health, and has a spiritual fortifying effect that gives a great natural energy boost to monsters and humans alike!
>>13359123
If they become Hathorites I might, I'd still mainly focus on the Holstaurs obviously but any Hathorite is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359123
He'll run into some suspiciously scaly/Fluffy/feathery Holstarus'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359104

>Holsts drinking from the tap
>Massive lowing pile of Holstaurs all lactating
>One Anon in the middle of the fuck pile
>TFW they all walk out of the milking station glowing incandescently like the sun in afterglow
>TFW Anon ends up a Father to no less than sixteen Holstaur daughterus that day
>Gets jokingly called the "Stud" for the rest of his days on the farm
>None of the Holstaurs ever go to any of the other men
>Only to Anon
>He turns into a literal God among men when he imbibes enough Holstaur milk that his body GOES BEYOND

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358784
Go away Robin Williams, you're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358863
>You will never princess carry your Horse Pussy to a nice comfy place and start brushing her with a horse brush.
>Then rubbing and patting her THICK after it's nice and clean
>Then give her an apple or carrot to nibble on as you clean her hooves.
>Then after that you both fuck like mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359127
Holstaurus milk has been proven to help grow women's bodies in a healthy way, making their breasts, hips, and rears larger, and in men has been proven to add length and girth to their penis as well as greater production of semen and added stamina. It is a truly miraculous product that proves the greatness of Holstaurs and the gift that Hathor has given to the world.
>>13359142
This is my dream in life, to become the milk god along side Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

So what are you doing today, Milk Drinkers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358793
What's that you say? Can I be purged by sword and flame? Why certainly, of course you may.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359149
>Holstaurus milk has been proven to help grow women's bodies in a healthy way, making their breasts, hips, and rears larger, and in men has been proven to add length and girth to their penis as well as greater production of semen and added stamina.

That's all I need to know. I'll take as much as you can give me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358830
Good, you know how much a ship costs faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359150

>Milk drinker

Fuck that. Coffee or bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358504
I will never stop loving this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359022
>Cow Girl loves giving milk to all around her.
>Suddenly a Gypsie curses her so Milk now makes people fatter
How do you help the Cow?
Note the Gypsie is hiding behind 100 trillion Ants. Nothing special about them. Just there's 100 trillion of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359146
I hope you're talking about a loli, if not, good luck carrying her.

>>13359159
It's not like you need it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359150
Fantasizing about Holstaurs and tits and milk and Hathor things.
>>13359157
There's always more Holstaurs looking for husbands if you are single, she can provide you with a never ending supply of milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359160
Coffee is vile. Hot chocolate is where it's at

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359160
So you can put cream in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358884
She's cute and fuckable, no one says you have to marry her.

Jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359163
mein flammenwerfer is ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359140
>Are your sure you're a Holstaur? They don't usually have long scaly tails.
>I'm a rare endangered mutant Holstaur, so shut up and save my species

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359150
Diving through the whole discography of Sufjan Stevens without crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359167

>Talking shit about Coffee-chan

Nigga she gives you energy to put up with shit everyday. What does your hot chocolate do, huh? Taste like chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359160
Coffee is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359177
Fuck you man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359164
>Not being strong for your Centaurfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359166
Thanks anon, I'll go to the nearest farm right now.
>>13359174
>Can you lactate?
>...uh...give me a sec...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359127
The seemingly miraculous rumors concerning the virility enhancing nature of our milk are not exactly true, I'm afraid.

The rumor originates from men who take their delivery service as their wives and eventually become incubi. The exchange of energy between man and woman sometimes imbues characteristics from one to the other, like the slight, progressive changes noticed both in their physique and their character.

Thus, men who take holstaur as wives will eventually gain stronger bodies and more protective natures, similar to those of a bull, while the holstaur will change to adapt to the man's unique preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359123
Nay Anon, holsts are great because they can spread Hathor's gift to others.
That Oni down the street have too much rock hard muscle comfortably cuddle? A dash of milk and she has a nice layer of padding to sink into.
Harpy looking a little scrawny? A little milk and she's the top bird.
Even the Sabbath can't deny its effects, giving those baphomets and familiars a little something extra to tease and squeeze.
Just like everything, just be sure to take it in moderation, a little too much of Hathor's blessing and you waifu may experience a few difficulties

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359150
Blogging on the monstergirl thread. Reading about flight dynamics. Procrastinating on writing fluffy vanilla sex stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359179
No thanks, I don't do alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359057
>those milk pumps
for what purpose? The picture is perfectly fine without them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359163
We sell to Monster girls exclusively now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359080
Centorea has been dethroned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359176
It makes you feel all warm and cuddly inside, like being hugged by a divine goddess of hugs and comfort
Also, it tastes better. Cocoa-sensei is better than coffee-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359195
It's safe to assume if someone like Cerea could succumb to breast envy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359195
Funny thing is she was pretty jealous the whole chapter, minotaur girl actually asked her if Darling milked her since her tits were so big. Still pretty small compared to hers though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359191
its the last trend in mgc, putting them on while raping a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359183
How much is recommended for a Kitsune who needs some junk in her trunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359164
Hey fuck you, you think money grows on trees? You know how much a man has to work to build a ship? Make her sea worthy? Name her and plot his own course, only for some slimy bitch to wreck your shit because muh husbands? I totally hate krakens now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359197
Cocoa-sensei is an obssessive bitch who'll burn your tongue for drinking anything other than her when you drink her during winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359182
>>13359127

Of course, with the nature of becoming an incubi and taking a holstaur as a lover comes the benefits of an enhanced virility and sexual stamina, but it's not an effect given by our milk and dairy products.

However it's safe to assume that any woman that consumes any sufficient amount of milk will eventually gain weight in certain areas of her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359163
Burn the ants and force the gypsie to drink the milk. All before moving on to my next target. This is my fetish Anon, you just opened the door to my magical realm.
Now all the MGs are going to enter it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359202
kids and their damn fads these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359176
She tastes like love and perks me right the fuck up while putting me in a good mood. Coffee chan is a bitter foul tasting whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359080
>All that beef
Delicious.
ETA on actual translation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359201
I never got the raws and translations, this is actually the first time I've seen this character. Is she a one-off like the Yuki-onna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359211

Coffee-chan is actually sweet if you're more bitter than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359212

Not part of FwPA so you'll have to ask Hound/ELH/somebody who knows how to typeset

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359191
Lactation is a great fetish to have, especially if it can be applied like that Apophis thing from the previous thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359218
Lactation and Breast/ass expansion. My two great loves.

[Anonymous No.]

Milk/Holst chat is pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359214
Most likely since the crab hates us.
>>13359218
>Lactation is a great fetish to have
Got that right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359220
Average?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359223
Well shit, the post with Gigamac'd.png is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359206
Well then don't be an ignoramus and drink hot cocoa all day everyday during the winter. I mean, really, it's the best thing to drink during cold temperatures. T'is why I like winter
You're just mad because Coffee-chan made you get addicted to its vile taste and bad breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359205
Too bad, they're going to get their husbandos and you can't stop them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359228
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359223
Holstaurs are great, I'm not going to say everybody loves them but conversations about them are almost always pretty civil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359218

>Insert Holstaur baking confectionaries for her childhood love with her own milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359236
Never mind, disregard my post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359235
>can't stop them

Did someone say Wizards? Cause I think someone said EAT LIGHTNING BITCH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359239
I actually compiled what I could of that, but I have yet to stitch them together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359209
AH YOU FELL FOR THE GYPSIES TRAP
She knew you were going to do that, so she placed a trap door at the ready.
As you three plummet she has more time to drink, more time to grow.
Now you are trapped in her dungeon, under her weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358504
>support meeting
>vampire and a minotaur

My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359204
Half a gallon for a bubble butt (Along with a cup size or two, wider hips, and a little chub)
One galling for a big one that jiggles slightly when she walks (in addition to two or three cupsizes, noticeably wider hips and a healthy dose of chub) is a gallon.
Anything more and you may need some new chairs. and her some new clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359268
Support meetings for wanting to become monster girls anonymous is getting popular in some Order states.

[Anonymous No.]

Ample, fat, demon ASS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359240
Im here but that wasn't me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359269
I'll go with a gallon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359271
Demon's are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359249
Hah, this my trap for that was but an illusion made of milk for I am the amazing lactomancer! Master of all things dairy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359269
How much Milk am I going to need to get pic related results on a Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you introduce your daughteru to video games anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359277
Let's hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359275
Here you go and have a nice day.

>>13359281
Gallon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359281
>You'll never have a lewd chubby Oni Onee-san
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359281
>fattie enabler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359277
No you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359284

If she was interested, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359284
Probably, although I'm more of a pen and paper guy now a days

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359291
YES, I'm gonna have some fun tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359301
Have fun, although I hope your wife has approved it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359292
Would you care for her after she's tipsy from a night of partying and suddenly drags you onto her bed? Would you be a good otouto and let it happen, and let your hips move on their own, holding onto her thick thighs for support?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359297
>>13359298
Would you shit talk her if she was excited for games like BF3?

God I'm so mad I wish I had a Cat Sith speed ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359270
That sounds like a very interesting concept, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359313
I can't, her mom would probably beat me up if I did

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359318
What a pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359298
Ha! Nerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359313

Nah man.

Although I'd be surprised that wouldn't be repulsed by the idea of playing a game where you hurt other humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359313
I would tell her why it's wrong to even DREAM of looking forward to that game.
I may just depression feed the beanbag chair over what they've done to it.
It deserved better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359310
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359231
But there's no winter where I live.

>There are captchas of road signs now

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359330
I won't disagree

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359332
>No Galactic Conquest
>4 planets
>20 vs 20 games only
>DLC out the ass
>No Clone Wars

I want to hold a loli Grizzly and let her comfort me.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by an apsara

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358504
>panel 4
Aphromoo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359307
Hey, she didn't ask for my consent when she kidnapped me, I don't need consent when I make her into a big chubby Dragon that jiggles everywhere and has a belly and thick thick thighs.

If she asks how it'd happen though I'd blame the Wizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359284
Eh, I stopped playing videogames time ago. I'm outdated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359343
I'd rather do a little bump and grind with her, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359337
That sounds miserable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359343

>You will never come across a Holst and Apsara who are arguing whose milk is better
>They will never open up their shirts and demand you taste and tell them whose milk you like more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359340
You forgot
>No space combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359347
Your funeral sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359340
>I want to hold a loli Grizzly and let her comfort me.
We are men of similar tastes, look forward to tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359358
You also forgot that Vehicles are now killstreaks and the ATAT can be killed by holding down a button, and that it's on rails.

People are fucking eating this shit up too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359361
Hey, I'm her husband, what's she gonna do? Rape me? Too late for her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359284
I'd hook her up with Devil May Cry and Castlevania just so she could understand my suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359347
>She confronts a wizard
>He plays along and takes the blame like a bro
>Then he curses her to salted pork system obeseness

>wizardsnosenseofrightorwrong.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359340
Weren't certain things from the EU deemed non-canon by Abrams?

If so, I'm worried for HK-47 and Kyle Katarn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359366
I was about to say all that too. It's no longer Battlefront. All the charm is basically removed. It's just a reskin of BF which, yeah Battlefront sort of was in a sense, but not to this degree
You can't even call it BF3. It's more of a fan-made creation
I wish my PS2 didn't blow up. I have a craving to replay BF 1&2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359368
She'll rape you with those extra pounds pounding on your pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359378
Everything except the movies are non-canon thanks to Disney.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359315
I might write a story around that. We need more consensual tf stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359366
Aaaaaaand here comes the stroke.

>>13359365
Loli grizzlys are great

>>13359368
Very well sir, I wish your pelvis luck just like the guy who tried it on a hellhound and the other who did it to a baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359380
Either buy it on PC or pirate it anon.

I played the shit out of BF1 on the PS2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359347
>pinning the blame on a guy with all the time n the world and nothing to do but be a dick to you

I slow clap at your stupidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359366
>Vehicles are now killstreaks

Wait....they're not going to get rid of Engie's ability to hack into vehicles are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359372
>>13359394
OK fine then, I won't blame the Wizard. They're still dicks though.

>>13359382
>>13359387
I'm sure she'll get out of breath after the first few thrusts, then we'll engage in slow sensual lovemaking in the hugging cowgirl position while sharing long passionate kisses and holding each others hands/claws Bitches love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359395
No classes anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359395
No more classes anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359391
If my PC wasn't a hunk of junk I'd do just that
BF 1&2 were probably the only games I played the most on my PS2

>>13359395
They took out the class system

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359398
>>13359400
>>13359404
Then what is even the point of anything?

I'll just go bury myself in pictures of big boobed and big butt monster girls to soothe my crushing disappointment.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pick up a petite Monstergirl and give her a big warm hug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359407
They also made Han's pistol and emotes DLC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359411
You're a good man

>>13359372
Still would tap it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359407
Don't forget the ones responsible for raping everything you love

[Anonymous No.]

Part 3 of my story is done! This time it's time for fun with a Shirohebi.

Part 1 - http://pastebin.com/UcK9cxmy (Loli Doll sex)
Part 2 - http://pastebin.com/vJFSkuBD (Loli Doll backstory)
Part 3 - http://pastebin.com/70JqGKd4 (Shirohebi sex)

enjoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359407
They basically butchered it in its entirety and took out everything that made both the BFs good and fun. it's not even BF anymore. It just has the title but that's it
I swear to god if they take out the bots

[Anonymous No.]

“Congratulations on entering the exchange program.” The well dressed Alp standing in front of you grins from ear to ear as she hands you the contract, you don't remember entering any bloody exchange program but the paperwork all checks out and worse still, it's all legally binding. Luckily you're told that that you have a few options so you're not at the compete mercy of that Alp that looks way too good in a suit.


1. Desert region Oni. According to her profile she's 7”4, moderately built and has skin that can be compared to that of a Pharaoh. It also states that by accepting her on the exchange program your home is eligible for a free expansion to make room for her personal gym. During her time with you she is looking to experience the local culture and you are expected to accompany her at all times while she explores the local area. Due to simple personality is is possible she may confuse such outings for a date, please be advised that in her culture men are expected to marry any monster that they sleep with, willing or not so please be careful to make the line clear if you are not prepared to take responsibility.


2. Eastern Gazer. Her profile picture shows her as a short girl with messy hair, a loose fitted sweater and a pair of joggers, it also appears she's avoiding looking directly into the camera. The profile notes that she is taking part in the program not to explore but to make a friend during her time and is hoping her host is a suitable person as she does not like going outside too much. English is not her native language although she has taken great efforts to learn it and can communicate well enough although she may still have troubles with her Rs and Ls. Due to her hobbies, her understanding of friendship may be a bit warped and it is expected that she may act lewdly to try and foster friendship.

[continued]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359419
You know what? I would gladly give the Cait Sith treatment to the tanukis who did this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359404
>That moment in BF2's campaign where the narrator says none of the clone trooper's could look at their Jedi Commander's eyes as she's praising them.
Chills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359423

3. Northern Vampire. The picture provided is of a pale, black haired girl of average height in an expensive dress. Having never left her snowy homeland she is looking for a long vacation. On accepting to host her, your windows will be refitted to be vampire friendly and you will be provided with weekly rations of blood free of charge to take care of her dietary needs. As her host you are expected to work as her butler at night and as such are required to change your sleep pattern to match hers. High requirements aside she is known to pamper those close to her and her Kikimora maids in her homeland speak very highly of her treatment. The only point of concern is that she likes to keep those she grows fond of around as long as possible as evidenced by the vamparism of her head maid, sleeping with a crucifix is recommended unless the host prefers such an outcome.


All stays have a set length of 3 years, after which it can be extended or made into a permanent arrangement depending on the satisfaction of both parties. It is also possible for the host to be relocated to the girl's homeland in the event of an extension should he desire it.


First brothels now ripping off EMG, I need to keep my daydreaming in check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359396
No, you're a dick!

ZAP!

The wizard curses you with amplified cock stink. Unmarried monstergirls who get a whiff of your scent gravitate towards you, NTR'ing your wife at every turn. They will not give up, no matter how many times they are beat back, your waifu killing them will merely quickly get her sent to a max security prison. No, putting on a hazmat suit or the like will not keep the smell form getting out.

Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359422
Only in coop Battlefield 3 like missions anon, they won't be online.

So no bots confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359416
Anon please stop.
>>13359422
Hoth is going to be so crap compared to 2s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359411
I would hug the shit out of a petite Cockatrice. Preferably surprise hugs from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359427
That campaign man, loved it.

That and hunt on naboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359427
The clones really had it rough. It's especially saddening when you realise that they all had personalities
BF2 had a beautiful campaign

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359423
Gazer for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359423
>>13359429
I'll take the secret box, AKA that well dressed Alp please. I'm a sucker for a business woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359423
>>13359429
Vampire Vampire Vampire Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359433
Did I mention how you can kill the ATST with small arms fire?

Also how ATATs are killed by laser designator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359429
>>13359423
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359423
I'll try the gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359423
>>13359429
Honestly none of them seem appealing. Can't I go to an MGs house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359433
Hoth was so much fun in BF2 holy shit. The AT-ATs, the snowspeeders, hell, even when you could play as god damn Wampa's. And how tough as nails AT-ATs were
And how no matter what the Empire always won because >Rebels

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359443
If you excuse me I am going to go dive into a kitsune's tails and not come out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359423
I'll take the Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359423
>>13359429
I'll take the Gazer. I'm a lazy shit that doesn't like to go outside, and things would get lewd eventually anyways. The only problem is getting used to the black slime she sweats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359429
>>13359423
Vampire. My sleep schedule's already messed up as is. Be easy to match hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359451
Oh, and no instant action, only 8 maps, Day 1 DLC before gameplay was announced too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359429
Vampire

I might or might not get together with a Kiki instead. Also by vamparism on her head maid you mean made her a thrall? If so, that's kind of awfull.

>>13359430
And then it turned out that anon had a Bicorn as waifu, and all was well. The end.

What im trying to say here is: Get out with your NTR shit.

I agree that you shouldn't piss off wizards though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359438

WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS

FOR THE REH-PUH-BUH-LEEK

GREAT SHOOTING TROOPER

SUPERBATTLEDROIDS TAKETHEMDOWN

BULLSEYE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359457
I'M NEVER COMING OUT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359457
I hate the concept of Day 1 DLC so much. Just put it in the blasted thing or don't
And the D1 DLC is just the new planet whose name escapes me. The new desert planet that isn't Tatooine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359443
I am going beyond Cait Sith levels for the tanuki that did this. Forget beanbag chair, she's gonna be a bed when I'm done.

Maybe it's good we will never see republic commando 2

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never assist Hogtats Shcool of Witchcraft and Wizardy.

>You will never take class alongside several human students along with several magically oriented monster girls.

>You will never be taught by a selection of sometimes sexy but always quirky and unique professors in everything magical that there is to know.

>You will never cheer on your school's teams of Weineitch, an sport invented by a wizard that fuses flying broomsticks, soccer and rape.

>You will never meet your waifu in there and have crazy adventures with her and your close group of friends all around the castle and the surrounding valley.

Fuck reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359464
Heroes will probably be DLC characters, Clone Wars too.

Did I mention how people are eating this shit up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359461
>get out with your NTR shit

You brought it on yourself. Also, cry more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359454
Just lick it off her. I'm sure it tastes like licorice
or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359474
Can't hear you, I'm deep in the tails and feeling up her bubble butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359462
AN ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUT COMMAND POST!
Oh god, i can hear it all clear as day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359468
As much as I love RC, it's for the best
especially is this is what they make of BF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359480
The rebels have dropped the flag.

A pity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359479
I'll leave you with this then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WeX41WfOsY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359478
Well, it's worth a try. I'm sure she'd like it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359480
Force Choke and Force Lightning at the same fucking time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359446
>Can't I go to an MGs house?
I started thinking of that half way through, a reverse exchange program could be pretty fun.
>>13359461
>Also by vamparism on her head maid you mean made her a thrall? If so, that's kind of awfull.
Full on vampire Kikimora with all the perks and penalties. The vampire is light-yan and doesn't like outliving people she likes.

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone else see that Silberschreitener pulled an Alp?
http://pastebin.com/u/Silberschreitener
>I'm retiring the story completely
Dammit Silberschreitener, you make your story available again right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359491
Literally who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359486
God the imperial commander was so smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359421
Aw shit nigga you're back! White snake needs more love around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359438

Actually, they were all semi-mindcontrolled. Sure, they did have their personalities and all, but they were always suppressing them. They would always prioritize orders over emotions and friends wthout questioning even once.

Only Clones of higher ranks, such as Clone Commandos, actually had free will and thinking.

Remember when Sev got his shit fucked in Republic Commando and the rest of the Commandos chose to go save him YOU DIDN'T SAVE HIM instead of getting the fuck out like they were ordered to? They actually chose not to follow orders that time. Did you notice how only high-ranked Clones chose to join the Rebellion? They chose to join them instead of following order 66.

Normal clones didn't, because they couldn't disobey orders.

>>13359480

DROIDEKAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359490
Neat, i'll give her a chance. Hopefully she enjoys some fun aside from all formal things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359491

That sucks. He was under the radar but a decent writefag all the same. Hopefully he'll come back at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359495
Empire was the best, you aren't rebel scum right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359487
These tails are my home now.
>>13359490
Write it I'd love to see it.
>>13359495
And that's why he was perfect for the role.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359497
Yeah, I'm back. Hope you like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359495
>We're going to do this mission by the book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359503
At least our assault rifles aren't shit-tier!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359494

A writefaggot who rarely updated. He seemed to be decent at what he did but posted new parts at a glacial speed. I think he only got three chapters done since our move here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359423
>>13359429
I want that Alp and I want her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359510
That was plot armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359271
My biggest complaint about this guy, is how he almost never draws tails of any kind.

It's...unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359503
>>13359504
>>13359506
Empire was the best faction to play other from the clones and droids. No one gives a damn about Rebel scum and their aliens

>>13359510
You talking shit about the Shock trooper's electro static lightning gun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359495
>>13359504
>>13359506

I like it when he starts getting mad when the Empire is losing.

>"Another command post is now under rebel control. TAKE IT BACK!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359491
well shit. I had that in my to-read list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359516
Rebels have X-wings.

That's all I need to play as Rebels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359472
>Apophis Potions teacher.
>Lich Necromancy teacher
>Ignis Pyromancy teacher
>Troll Herbology teacher
>Kikimora Broom-riding teacher

Sign me up now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359491

His reasoning is fairly sound. I sometimes feel like removing and updating my older or bad stuff too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359524
How did you take the fact that X-Wings won't be playable in BF3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359524
Empire has TIE fighters, interceptors, bombers, AT everything, Star Destroyers, and the Death Star
What do you have? Teddy bears? Fish faces? Based Lando

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359519
And if you do lose, he shit talks you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359529
Never heard of him but his reasoning was solid and he wasn't being a whiny bitch about it. I've never posted anything I've attempted to write but I can fully sympathise with him based on my own frustrations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359531
Badly. Especially since they're in the new movie and that makes it even more bullshit.
>>13359535
X-wings>all. You get an R2 unit with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359528
>Kikimora Broom-riding teacher

Step it up, onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359541
>R2 units
>Good
A shame you need a droid to help you with your exploits. Only a Rebel would lack basic piloting skills to have to rely on a droid to be their co pilot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359541
What about vehicles being killstreaks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359423
>>13359429
>>13359440
>>13359453
>>13359512
Surely the Secret Box will be delivered, right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359547
R2 units are adorable.
>>13359548
See above, I'm the man in the tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359544
That Witch has pretty wide hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359551
Are the tails ready for your crying?

Will they comfort you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359541
>X-Wing
>Not superior Y-Wing
Such awful taste, I bet you'd unironically do a Cait sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359552
All the better for breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359554
I hope they will.

If not some comfort sex might.
>>13359556
Now lets not throw around insults we can't take back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359461
>Bicorn

His waifu was a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359556
Exactly. Of all the ships he chooses the X-Wing
I mean, come on, an A-Wing is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359544
I have something better she can ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359541
>>13359556
>>13359562
B-Wing for life. All others are pleb hipsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359568
Enjoy your squadron of two because you are so expensive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359310
More of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359568
Enjoy flying an expensive as a Dragon's stolen hoard ship that if you manage to destroy but survive everyone will hate you across the galaxy
And enjoy having a tiny squad since they're so expensive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359576
Not to mention over-engineered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359472
>>13359528

>No crazy wizard Headmaster with a strange liking for frog-girls covered in chocolate.

>No half-giantess gamekeeper and teacher of Care of Magical Creatures who despite being as gentle as a holstaur is friends with the the most horrifying of rape machines hidden inside the castle and the surrounding forest.

>No human/nekomata/cait-sith/cat transfiguration teacher to make your no-no parts feel all kinds of unconformable.

>You will never be teached herbology by a wizened alraune how to handle a mandragora girl without getting raped.

>No boring magical history class imparted by a Dormmouse professor who gets herself and the entire class asleep every-time.

>No strangely magically gifted hobogoblin to teach charms and have her chest get in the way, covering her whole face when she stands at the podium.

>No dutiful kikimora teacher obsessed with order to teach you how to handle a magical broom.

>No moody and harsh Apophis Potion teacher who seems evil at first but is secretly a good person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359576
>>13359582
>Enjoy

Thank you. I believe I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359544
Na, the Witch will be a smug Slytherin-in' student who's supposed to be a prodigy at broom riding, then I accidentally show her up and she takes it personally and becomes my rival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359584
It doesn't even look like a B. It blatantly lies to you as well
It's an overall terrible ship that's over-engineered and way too expensive. It's the Gelgoog of the SWU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359556
What about the Buick? I don't recall any of your fancy shmancy Alphabet Soup Fighters having bobble heads in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359593
I personally would find it difficult to be the rival of a girl who just loves the feel of a hard pole between her legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359594
Oh you best not be talking smack about the gelgoog.
I bet you want to fly a ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359594
>Gelgoog of the SWU
Wasn't the Gelgoog stronger than the RX-78 by time it was rolled out? Although that was around the end of the One Year War.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359568
Enjoy the equivalent of the Porche Tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359589
>No crazy wizard Headmaster with a strange liking for frog-girls covered in chocolate.

>"Y-You want to what? Kero Kero?!"
>"Take the cauldron of melted chocolate and pour it over your naked, supple body."
>"B-But!"
>"IT PUTS THE CHOCOLATE ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE D AGAIN!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359606
But it was expensive as a Tanuki's stolen bank, thus making mass production almost impossible

>>13359603
>He likes the Gelgoog
Next you're going to tell me that the Qubeley or the Gaplant aren't the best Neo Zeon suits Other from the Sinanju

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359614
But it gets the D anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359611
>>13359594
>>13359584
>>13359582
>>13359576
>All this hate

Why can't you all be happy for those more privileged than you? You'll never get out of your cardboard boxes with attitudes like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359601
>I-It's not like I want you to fly your broom into my golden snitch
>"I don't think it actually works like th-"
>Just shut up and do me already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359620
Because Rebels are scum. Plain and simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359614
I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359619
And the Headmaster molests yet another Frog Girl student.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359616
>Neo Zeon suits
Re-Zeon has AOZ mechs modified into cool-ass construction robots, checkmate.
http://i.imgur.com/M4rmX18.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359429
>>13359423
Vampire all the fucking way man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359622
>tsundere

Dropped harder than the nuts of a guy on manticore venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359616
Neither of those are Zaku 3s
Please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359620
Oh just because you found a nice dragon to be your sugarmommy doesn't mean you can spit on us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359614
Wouldn't that burn like shit?

[Anonymous No.]

/m/anchildren please leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359640
Well of course not. we're talking about Neo Zeon here, not Zeon
Either way, all the Zeon suits are better than all the Feddie suits, other from the Gundam's
Look into your heart, you know it to be true

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359637
>Not wanting to hate fuck your rival until she's dere dere
Come on man

>>13359620
At least my box has a role to fill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359627
>>13359619
They could had moved to Druella's Academy of Magic or the Order's Institute if they didn't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359528
>Apophis Potions Teacher
>Lich Necromancy Teacher
Sign me up. "~I've got it bad, sooooo bad! I'm hot for teacher~"

>Pyromancy
I want to take that class just because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359622
Fucking Draca Mouth-full. Her and her Cancer and Gargoyle thugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359652
I don't care if he's a wight with D breasts and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of. If she's tsun, she's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359648
>/m/anchildren
That's a really redundant nickname when you compare them to the rest of the site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359601
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359487
Is this of the old BF, or the new one?
Because if this is what we could have had then I'm probably never going to buy EA's garbage butchery of my most loved franchise.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW look at /mgg/
>TFW play the OST of Death Parade
>Moonlit Night
>TFW no Wight waifu
>Sadness; Then Depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359649
Zaku 3 is neo zeon
Zaku 2 is zeon

I only agree except for the Nemo 3s, they are pretty nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359669
That's the canceled BF3 from '07-'08

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359669
It's what could have been.

Cancelled in 2008

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359669
It's the old one. Other from the "In-Game footage" trailer we got, there's been jack nothing for gameplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359656
>First day of Pyromancy class.
>Everyone shuffles in and finds a desk.
>All the lights go off.
>A flame erupts at the front of the classroom.
>Spectacular pyrotechnics go off and your Ignis teacher struts in wearing an obscene outfit and a pair of shades.
>"ARE YOU ALL FIRED UP?!" She yells.
>You groan and slam your head on your desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359662
>a wight with D breasts and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of.

If she looked like that I don't care how tsun she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359662
Tsun is the hard, crunchy exterior to the delicious noughty center that is dere. It serves to contain the greatest taste of all.
I bet you wouldn't tease her till she admitted her love.
Come on, show her how well you speak "parceltoungue"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359667
This does not expand dong, and I liked the Dipocephalus girl from SOTN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359673
Yeah. i'll admit that the Nemo's were pretty neat, even though they were fodder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359677
>>13359676
>>13359674
Fuck EA.
Fuck those Jews to the bottom of the 9 hells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359688
That's because that's a Horror from GARO.

Barely any monster waifus there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359693
This is what the put out recently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwWLns7-xN8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359423
It's been an hour, aren't you going to deliver the alp's secret box description?

P-Please I just want to tenderly love her after she's had a long day at the office and nibble and blow into her ears and give her under-the-desk cunnilingus to ease her stress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359423
Gazer. I want to befriend the hell out of her.
And then, y'know, marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359681
>liking cunts

>>13359685
So you're saying tsuns are good once they're not tsun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359697

>BF3 will only be about the Galactic Civil War
>That means no Clones
>No droids
>No FOR THE REPUBLIC
>No Roger Roger's
>No AT-TEs
>AND NO FUCKING DARTH MAUL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359697
If the in game graphics are as good as that which they won't be then I might buy it.
Though I hated all the battlefield games after Battlefield Bad Company 2, even 3 was terrible, so I have no high hopes for this battlefront game.

Which has been described as a "Themed Battlefield Game".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359678
How obscene?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359700
I like breasts and ass.

And maybe her personality is not so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359706
This is no way what the actual game will look like.

Look closely and you'll see either the AT-ST or tha AT-AT clipping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359700
Yes, but they are great while Tsun because you can screw with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359711
Picture a kind of superhero outfit for an Ignis, that's very tight, skimpy and lewd.

This is your teacher for this year.

[Anonymous No.]

If an Anon dies and a Will-o-wisp/Lich/Ghost/etc takes his soul while a zombie/ghoul/wight/etc fucks his corpse with the intention of reviving him with demonic energy as an undead incubus, will he become two husbands for the price of one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359720
>Fire Elemental in a tight spandex leotard
>Flames making the material seem to glisten and shine at all times, calling attention to her every curve
This is good.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anons, how many of you have heard of Yandere Simulator?
yanderedev.wordpress.com/about/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359720
Something like Cammy perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359696
Cursed Armor Octavia could kinda count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359726
It's nice, but until mods come round it's not Monster Girl related. Neither is SWBF3 either.

I mean, I guess the sluts who try to steal Senpai are Monsters, but in a different sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359726
Yes and every time he pronounces yandere as 'yandairy' I cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359734
Isn't that how you pronounce all of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359423
Eastern Gazer please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359726
Yeah, guy is a faggot and his game is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359722
No, but you get two waifus for the price of a chair and a rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359735
>>13359734
Amerifats can't into soft Rs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359722
>a dudes body is "revived" without any memory of his past
>he also has a nice set of white hair
>his spirit gets to tap dat ghost ass in the meantime
>>13359731
Eh, the Majuu armor gives her some funky abilities, but isn't isn't built to allow dickings.
Watchdogs on the other hand have a Horror form, although that wasn't shown in the anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359528
Where's my Alp Transmutation Teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359742
So it's Yandaily or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359745
God that scene was unbearably lewd.

And her voice, holy shit.

Why is it that Japanese chicks in porn always do that pained crying thing? It's not like they're incapable of actual moans, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359726
I love yanderes, but I'm indifferent to this game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359589
>>13359528
>>13359472
How about your best friend's ultra-cool onee-sans, an Anubis with her mummy assistants, and a werewolf who hangs out with Dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359747
Oh my god shut the fuck up already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359742
Uh wut. I can say it fine. Im even from a hick state. Not to mention, do we even know his nationality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359750
>Japanese chicks in porn
They sound like banshees to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359750
I absolutely hate that shit. Especially when they're taking 4 inch noodle thin dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359747
Pretending to be the shrub in your bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359757
Hey, don't bully the Alp Lovers. There's like, 3 here. They deserve just as much respect for their waifu lover as the rest of us do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359760

> Paying attention to the dick

We found the Alp everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359766
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359760
>spoiler
I always thought that was just a silly stereotype.
Then I started watching Japanese porn. Muted of course.
Not only are the dicks pathetic, the male porn stars are terrible at sex. I mean holy shit they're bad. This must be why Japs are always worried about foreigners coming in and stealing their women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359771
I bet you like futa and yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359745
>>13359750
>Can't reverse image search because can't read moonrunes.
>Searching for Majuu gives me pic related.
O-Ok... Not what I was looking for...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359777
>This must be why Japs are always worried about foreigners coming in and stealing their women.
I still want to see all the Jap women getting stolen from their men by White Piggus when that sex theme park opens up in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359777
Are they? I thought they were too busy building robots and curing cancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359783
Garo - Honoo no Kokuin/The Animation

The second half of the series features the MC getting healed by a qt farm girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359783
Oh boy.

>>13359784
See you there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359785
Pfft, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359784
They'll just ban foreigners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359777
Would make sense why they have such an obsession with ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359783
Watch Garo the animation

Do it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359790
>See you there.
Faceless American meetup when?
>>13359793
They'll probably ban Chinese and Koreans, I doubt they would exclude westerners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359791
>japs don't care about freedom

NUKE THEM AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359784
Sex theme park? I seem to have missed something important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359785
They want robots so they can build women programmed to love their tiny dicks and awkward thrusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359793
You mean they haven't already?

>>13359799
>They'll probably ban Chinese and Koreans, I doubt they would exclude westerners.
It's like you don't know how incredibly racist they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359793
>>13359799

>ban westeners

They can't ignore our girth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359801
This is an odd characterization of MacArthur considering he ran their country for what, 3 years? And basically wrote their constitution. If he hated them they would be a lot worse off than they are now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359808
>don't know
I'm well aware of how racist the Japanese are, but I don't think they could afford banning all westerners.
Besides, most of their wrath is directed at other Asians, they might hate the west as well, but it's to a lesser degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359805
They should give tech to pygmy tribes in exchange fro their daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359814
At least they made him a cow, and not a pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359808
>incredibly racist
Most Asian countries are. In fact, most countries in general are pretty racist. It's only in the west that you aren't allowed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359783
Oh yeah, and Honoo no Kokuins soundtrack is composed by the guy that did NieR's, Drakengard 3's, and Yuki Yuuna's soundtracks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359821
B-But Tumblr told me all PoC nations were lands of peace, and only white people hated and killed each other! And that America was nothing but evil racist white conservatives and that Europe needs more immigrants to save it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359819
MacArthur was pretty cool though. He wanted to nuke the chinks. Shouldn't the japs love him?

I'm still mad about that faggot Truman firing him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359814
Kublai Khan ran China for 15 years, and it's not like they see him with any affection.
It is not easy to love your conquerors, anon. I'm still salty about William the Bastard

[Anonymous No.]

Oh great, I summoned /pol/ and /k/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359826
>Tumblr
>Teenage brats who know nothing of the real world
>Having any valid opinions on how things should be done
I still don't know if I should laugh or die inside when I hear people talking about feminism or Tumblr in RL.
>>13359831
>Summoned
Cross board thread, we're always here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359815
>>13359821
A lot of Japanese artists try to make their doujins and merchandise impossibly hard to acquire by non japs. For real.

[Anonymous No.]

Big strong monster girls are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359826
I would be amused if this wasn't so true. I'm just sad instead.

Really though, anyone who does any serious traveling for anything other than tourism knows how racist non-western countries tend to be. They don't have SJWs force-feeding racial guilt into them from birth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359834
Fine, I stirred up /pol/ and /k/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359836
I'm well aware, and it's also something that has lessened over time.
Not that it matters, we get most of the good stuff here eventually, it's what scanlations are for after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359839
I want to make her soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359790
Is this /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359821
>It's only in the west that you aren't allowed to be.
Are you implying this is a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359839
She actually looks pretty nice. Would be otouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359839
I agree, it makes the domination all the sweeter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359850
This thread has never been /jp/, it's /a/ with splashes of other board cultures thrown in over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359839
Superstrength is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359857
>domination
Who's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359850
That's cheesy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359859
>Those toned muscles
>That maintained feminine form
Would have a relationship with/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359852
Yes
People are too sensitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359860
Hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359849
A thin layer of baby fat is fine but I can't be havin with pudgy girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359850
>>13359790
Furfaggot pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359857
I prefer not bringing dominance into romance but to each their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359859
You are my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359850

>furry

>>13359871

>That nose
>Those lips

No, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359871
Oh look, Tumblr trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359852
Everyone is racist, it's human nature. We just aren't allowed to talk about it calmly and rationally, which causes more problems than it solves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359859
Would take responsibility of

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359867
>>13359888
I really don't want to start a retarded /pol/-like discussion so I'm just gonna say I'm not racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359880
>>13359885
Sorry, didn't look at the image closely enough before posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359873
Wasn't talking about romance but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359897
>I'm not racist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359897
>I'm not racist.
>On 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359897
>Not being racist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359907
>>13359910
hoo boy the shitposters are here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359897
>I'm not racist

[Anonymous No.]

>"Are you my daddy?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359899
But sex without romance is like a hotdog without a bun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359897
>I'm not racist

Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359921
Hey Help Desk?
We've got a lost kid over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359897
I think you're lying to yourself, but I agree this isn't relevant so I'll leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359907
>>13359910
>>13359914
>>13359919
I can understand why you'd mistake this place for /b/ but this is actually a monster girl thread.

>>13359866
Can your body handle that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359814

I uh... think that's supposed to be William Halsey.

But have a MacArthur anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359789
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359544
Until now I never realized how cute Witches are.

[Anonymous No.]

>Talk about Star Wars Battlefront 3 for hours
>No one complains
>People start talking about other countries for just a few posts
>"I'M NOT RACIST BUT I THINK /pol/ AND /k/ NEED TO LEAVE"

Gee, who could be behind this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359924
>>13359929
just because you're shitty people doesn't mean everyone else is

it's like this place is full of cynical teenagers

>>13359934
great memes broham

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359801
Seriously, what does this artist have against tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359921
No. Do you want me to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359915
>shitposters

Oh please, don't act like the second your daughter says how much she likes Tyrone of Pablo you won't dick her yourself. It's one thing not to act in a bigoted manner towards other because of their race or creed, it's another to say these factors don't influence how you view or approach them. Complete bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw Holsts and Minotaurus girls are pros at traversing through labyrinths and hedge mazes
>Like it was built into their genetic code
>When in actuality, it's mostly because they follow the rule of always turning right at intersections and dead ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359930
>/b/
I know a place where you can find some like minded people friendo, so don't worry.

>>>/tumblr/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359921

Uh...no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359945
Do you think she'd be able to navigate it faster if there were a reward at the end? Like a dicking or milking? Or would she just run straight through the walls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359940
It'd probably be good for her to care for an African American, they are by nature tougher, stronger, and can care for her needs better. But, can't say this around her, the stormfront might go in defense mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359921
"no, how the fuck did you get in my house?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359931
That's not even a monstergirl.

Don't get too froggy rule 63 kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359937
>shitty people
>Is posting in an escapism thread on the shittiest board on 4chan aside from s4s
>Thinks he's not a shitty person himself
I sincerely hope you're baiting, otherwise this is just too pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359940
>>13359963
stop projecting m80s

you gotta stop pulling the "other people are doing it too!" excuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359955
You're fucking with me aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359937
It isn't about being a good person. Humans are biologically programmed to be racist. Everybody is to some degree.

What separates normal people from assholes is whether you blindly follow those urges and act on them, or recognize unfair thoughts and motivations for what they are and overrule them with logic and reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359955
>This guy

[Anonymous No.]

/v/, /m/, /pol/, /k/, /b/

This thread is a fucking slut, sleeping around like a whore. Tell me: HOW MANY CAN WE FIT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359921
I can be your daddy if you want little one. You goin get adopted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359981

You forgot /lgbt/ and their alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359968
>m80s
nice meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359975
>Humans are biologically programmed to be racist. Everybody is to some degree.
[citation needed]

>>13359981
fucking nuke this place

maybe we'd talk more about monstergirls on /d/, though that'd mean seeing futa and other crap

/e/ sounds like a better choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359981
/tg/, /x/, and occasional /wg/ user here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359961

Are you happy now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359981
You forgot /a/ and /jp/
Those still count since we have a lot of content from them here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359968
>other people

Try the whole damn species. Is it racists to deny a job to someone because they're black? Yes. Is it racist to lock your car doors and windows in a bad neighborhood of black people? No, that's just bring smart.

This is coming from a black guy by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359932a
At least Ema will return at some point during the second season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359992
I remember the last time this picture was posted people were talking about how stupid looking and useless most armor and uniform designs are in art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359973
>>13359976
Found Stormfront. What does your mother think of your bigotry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359997
There's going to be a second season?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359992
Is the one with the cross supposed to be anyone in particular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359996
>This is coming from a black guy by the way.
Totally believable.

Holy shit I want /pol/ to leave.

>>13359955
>>13360001
Great we got trolls from both sides now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359954
Yes.
She'd play fair, though, but she'd race through that labyrinth faster than any mapmaker could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360004
Read the filename you twat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359996
*being smart, and safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359990
/tg/ is /mgg/ MKII anyway. Not too much of a difference. Hell /tg/ has active Minotaur, Arachne, and two Lamia quests at the moment. We had a Succubutt one a little while ago too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359981
>Not mentioning /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360002
Yep, we might here more about it after Goldstorm airs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360010
You spoilered it so I didn't think to do right away you rancid cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360016

Too bad they're all shit. Hell the Minotaur one is just HUEG quest with the occasional meek elf rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360024
>spoilered
Not him and Git Gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360001
>stormfront

Kind of hard for me since I'm the wrong skin color but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't respond to trolls - If some guy posted something really stupid and provocative that made you angry and you want to kill him, don't respond to him. Don't even bother to tell him off while using sage; it's most likely a troll that just wants some replies. In /jp/, troll threads tend to be really easy to spot, so there's really no excuse for this. If too many people get baited, it will end up in a stupid 200 post long drama thread nobody wants to see in the first page.

Trolling might be fun, but it's too easy to generate stupid, annoying drama too easily, especially when you overdo it. Try to avoid trolling unless you can make it really funny. More importantly, don't keep pressing when everyone is already annoyed of your shit, it's not clever at all. Please know when to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360029
I thought all you Nazis were dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360039
This is now pasta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359988
>[citation needed]
No. I was giving an opinion and if you don't think it's reasonable after hearing it explained then I'll never convince you it is, citations or not. I just wanted to clarify my position.

Really going to stop responding now, this isn't the place for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360051
Not complaining at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360026
eh can't speak for any but Spaghetti Snek, that's the only one I participate in. I enjoy that one since it's not all murder hobo all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360041
>You have to be a Nazi to know World History
American education system I take it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360039

Arachnid pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360039
But it's SO delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360039
>only 30 bucks to be tied and bitten
Fucking sold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360039
Arachne pls, you don't have the confidence to act smug and belittling.
You die inside whenever people act scared of you for christs sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360057
Don't you know? Uneducated goyim are good goyim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360057
The joke


Your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360057
My high school history teacher had a boner for Rommel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360072
If there was a joke it was about as shitty as your knowledge of history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360083
Good thing humor is subjective!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360081
We're all a little gay for Rommel. Admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360061
>>13360061

http://i.imgur.com/ub7dj1U.jpg

>Lactating Yuki-Onna

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360083
I was calling you a grammar Nazi you stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360087
That's a pretty accurate statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360088
>no white or blue skin

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360088
That's a special needs fairy, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360088
>Soft serve from yuki tits
>sweatingman.png
I don't even like yukis normally but this seems unbelievably decadent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360081
As is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360093
>Calling people Grammar Nazis
>Anno Domini MMXV
It's like you're trying to sound retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360107
Just drop it, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360088
>http://i.imgur.com/ub7dj1U.jpg
Happily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360087
I'm not gay, but if it's Rommel then I could make an exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360088
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360111
>Not even the same guy
>"J-Just drop it dude!"
Yeah, you're probably either underage or retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360087
Just a little bit
Just the tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360116
>>Not even the same guy
Same. I'm not that guy, simply stop shitting up the thread even more with your /v/ memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360121
>/v/ memes
>/v/
Nice boogeyman, got anymore you want to try and label me with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360087
Fucking Hitler. He had so many good soldiers and generals and he fucked them all over with his /pol/ murderboner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360127
Not him, and you're clearly a hothead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360132
He and Ilias did nothing wrong, though their demographics weren't large enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360127
Learn what a boogeyman is, and if you can't even tell that's a /v/ meme, then jesus, man...

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnant Faries

Auto correct, why was there a "Preggomancy" option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360138
>>13360136
>>13360121
Do you retards even realize you're responding to an obvious troll?
You're even more accountable for shitting up the thread than he is for responding to his bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cait Sith is still miles better than being stuck with Beelzebub or Matango and Roper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360147
Sometimes I feel like /jp/ has only one janitor and one mod left. Poor guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360146
There should always be a Preggomancy option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360146
>Preggomancy
Lilim's newest dark art. Your computer's already infected with it's knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etBoJJ0GZI8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360154
The fact that this is a true statement angers me.

[Anonymous No.]

Surely Monstergirls wouldn't pounce me while I'm taking a nap, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360146
>>13360158

>Lilim using BLACK MAGIC to manipulate the semen out of your erect cock with hand motions
>Turns the gossamer strands of milky white man grit into a malleable ball of cream
>Grins as she takes a small stick and places it in the bottom, forming a semen lollipop
>TFW she suckles on it as you're humping the air like a monkey in a rut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359866
I'd love to be with a girl who can rip off the top of a tank effortlessly AND survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360158
>>13360159
>School of magic based around pregnancy
I am frightened yet intrigued

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360183
>That anatomy
Good god.

[Anonymous No.]

ooga booga where da white bois at

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360183

So how do you feel about Ushi Onis? Y-You know, for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360169
You'd pounce them, anon, it's only fair.

Holy crap, every time I read this profile I'm still diamonds, it's so wrong but so right And I'm not even Nyan, you can tell by me not making it a competition

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360188
Jacking off alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Just looked up the Blood Starved Beast. The DL was right, fuck that place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360187
It's called perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360183
>giantess
>shit anatomy
Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360087

N... No...

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360205
Pardon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360190
>rape tank
>as a platonic friend

impastabowl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360208
>>giantess
wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be approached by a Muscle Monster girl who shows off her muscles
>You'll never walk by her because she's way too cocky
>She'll never get mad you're ignoring her.
>You'll never keep walking along
>She'll never try to force you to love her
>You'll never use your 20th Dan Judo Skills and make her entire lower body fall to sleep just by grabbing her wrists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360183
What do you mean AND survive?

>>13360208
That's not giantess retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360197
What do you think of the brown variant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360190
I'm not into aggressive/hairy/fat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360184
>basic spell is duplication
>a few drops of your blood and she becomes pregnant with what's effectively a child of yours and hers
>more blood means more per birth
>can transfer pregnancies to other monsters or to human women
>mamono mana from a demonic pregnancy can corrupt a woman to become a monster
Talk about weird pregnancy cravings.
>Joe, my wife's craving the weirdest stuff, like ice cream and pickles
>Yeah Tom? At least yours doesn't want semen in every dish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360219

>Judo

Or, y'know, just use her own weight to toss her around like a ragdoll everytime she tries to grab ya.

Like actual judo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360222
If a girl falls in love with me when I creep on her and rape her in her sleep, then like that improbable guy earlier in the thread, I ain't racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360190

10/10, would fight crime with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360154
Suddenly ropers don't look so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360221
>What do you mean AND survive?
Chances are a girl with titanic strength would reduce me to a red pulp after sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360233
That's 1st-2nd Dan stuff
We're in 20th Dan.
Where we can Judo bullets back at people and turn rivers Backwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360219
When can we get some muscle girl based femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360190

Ushi-Onis are really goddamn fucking cute, so yes, a friend Ushi-Oni would be kinda neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359057
Soo.. any source on this? I dont recognize the art style, and google reverse gives me nothing. Just want the uncensored version, really

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360249
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360207
>Perspective
Yeah, that fucked up abdomen and those ludicrously swollen thighs and hips sure are due to perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360212
Last thread we were talking about Bloodborne, and how the DL might want to change the monsters there into cute girls, only to give up because they're too fucked up.

Just look at this shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtj19enwgSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360251
http://i.imgur.com/pW65Qq2.jpg
ZombieNeko drew it IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360260
Why is ZN so fucking based?
It sucks he's on a spirit journey with Mari and .less, but I'm honestly glad the dude's here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360255
Actually, yeah.

>>13360190
Any monster girl who shares some of my interests and isn't evil, whether intentionally or unwillingly, can be my friend. The exterior means nothing, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360259
>Last thread we were talking about Bloodborne, and how the DL might want to change the monsters there into cute girls, only to give up because they're too fucked up.

There goes my hope of a Nuckelavee monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360245
Oh you mean you surviving. Well, it's like an elephant's trunk, they can cause serious damage with those suckers or they can pick up an egg. I'm sure she would learn how to have sex without splatting her partner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360247
Shiryu is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360247

>Not using the Judo Inversion Field.
>Not standing there making puns as they panic, flail and float in place after trying to tackle you.

Damn son, get on my level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360260
This dude's really skilled. His faces are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360264
Especially when that one drawfag from /b/ exploded his tumblr for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360245
Great, thinking about that turned me the fuck on. Not the idea of dying, but the idea she's capable of turning a person into a gory mess by doing something as simple as fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360247
>Judo bullets back at people and turn rivers Backwards
bitch please, 50th Dan can shift the currents of the oceans, and even change the magnetic flow of the Earth.
>>13360279
He exploded his Tumblr because he went on a rant in the thread and people didn't take very kindly to him acting like an ass so they told him to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360291
>he went on a rant in the thread
When was this? I don't think I was here for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360291
>>13360247
What's it like living in a battle shounen manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360295
It was a few threads back, people were talking about the new drawfags and he got called an asshole because of his attitude and how he introduced himself to the community.
He didn't take kindly to that and responded a few hours later telling the guy to fuck off, and blaming the thread for harassing him.

Best part was that this was the first time anyone had even mentioned him in a month or so since he came in.

>>13360302
Pretty scary man, you know the Great Red Spot?
That's my 100th Dan master fighting his rival, scary shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360260
ZombieNeko, hadn't heard of that guy. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360310
>That's my 100th Dan master fighting his rival, scary shit.
Is his name Master Asia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360310
>He didn't take kindly to that and responded a few hours later telling the guy to fuck off, and blaming the thread for harassing him.
I honestly thought a /b/tard would have thicker skin than that, because dear christ what a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360302

Eh, it's much the same. Except that it's hard as balls to find a tailor that isn't already overloaded with shredded gis, space suits and denim jackets.

Also, there is a shortage of gis, space suits and denim jackets.

No taxes though, so that's a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360319
Not him but I remember when he first showed up and introduced himself as the /b/ Chad Thundercock drawfag. He implied that he had a thick skin and yet here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360323
>no taxes

BALLER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360282
>first, the pelvis
>then, the spine
>lower body literally bursts
>girl is with her eyes closed
>she thinks it's just cum and not blood
>keeps going at it
>bed breaks
>she is too horny to even care anymore
>accidentally squishes the guy's head
>she finally cums
>house is in crumbles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360323
>No taxes though, so that's a thing
I would love to see the kind of person that worked as a Tax Collector in a battle shounen manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360260
>>13360316

The drawfag name is JK, Zombieneko just what the thread named him because he didnt introduce himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360310

>God told to fuck off upon arrival

Why does this sound so funny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360335
That actually is a great premise. I would read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360354
He said he liked the nickname, so we just kept calling him that.
Never knew his real name though, so that's a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360273
>>13360291
>Not Being 200th Dan
>Changing Planetary Orbits, and remaking Constellations

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360354
I'll take pinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360365
Because he was mad as fuck and couldn't even handle a single person talking shit about him?

And in this community too, hoo boy how did he think he would survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360367

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360372
>200th Dan
>Not being 1000th Dan
>Not remaking the boundaries of the dimensions and bending inter-dimensional empires to Humanity's will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360373
She looks like prime tender cuddling material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360412
I really like this character design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360412
No way in hell am I paying child support for a girl I never fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360419
Needs more smugness and mocking human boy rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360354
The detail on the HAIR, dear god. Wonderful.

>>13360373
That's Haohi, .less' Angel.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a chubby nekomata to fall asleep on my lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360425
Mari a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360419
>>13360425
Didn't .less say he was gonna make more of these?

I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360425

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360433
>The bell hole is in the shape of a Spade
That's some nice attention to detail right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360433
This donut steel reminds me of that hentai where these twins get killed, sliced in half, then sewn together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360436
Do they come back to life and realize they're one? Link? Conjoinment and bad ends is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360440
Naw, they're just dead as hell and put on display to shock you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360427
.less needs to do more Haohi. Sadly pushing steel donuts is frowned upon in this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360447
>Shitty shock factor horror doujins
Lazy as fuck, the author should feel ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360450
Didn't we come to some agreement that .less needs to draw her getting gang-banged by a bunch of faceless anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360433
>not sure if girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360454
You really think he would draw that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360454
Unless you had an agreement with .less is not going to get done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360454
No! We agreed that we would completely hate that and it would make us go into a massive shitstorm that would destroy the thread! Remember? Because he doesn't draw what we want, he draws what we hate, so we hate that idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360454
Why would you make him do that?
Next you'll make Nyan write a story about a dormouse getting used by gangers and tossed in the gutters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360419
>>13360425
>>13360433

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktbhw0v186Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360454
>.less doing anything for the thread unless he gets paid
That's not how he works, unless you're Bob or asking him to draw a Manticore, he usually won't even bother responding to your request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360462
>>13360464
Knowing .less he'd probably do it if he thought it would upset people. Which it probably would because it doesn't take much to people off in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360440
>>13360452
Found it.
http://i.imgur.com/oqbMjuv.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360470
Yes, I forgot. We would all hate that so much.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys posted in reverse order.

It's supposed to be first this
>>13360419
then this
>>13360412
then this
>>13360354

Or maybe I just imagine that because her facial expressions make her look abused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360478
Eh, 4/10 I'll fap to it later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360478
>Industrial staples
>Wire around neck
>Blood everywhere
Yeah, shitty shock value.
Niggers didn't even bother to sew them as one correctly, it's a fucking disservice to all the mad doctors ans scientists everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360436
Like Baron Ashura?
Why the fuck is capthca making me match street signs now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360470
Really? Cause the thought is making my penis tingle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360474
We could pretend to be Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360501
In anger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360494
>her facial expressions make her look abused.
That was ZN's intent, she's supposed to be damaged goods.
Everyone thought she was a zombie though, so that's what she ended up being called.

>>13360502
>Unironically pretending to be Bob
he would know either way, and that's a retarded idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360501
Bad anon! That thought it suppose to infuriate you with the heat of the sun! So that that way .less knows he can troll the threads super good by making a picture we totally don't want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360497
Reminds me of Jeepers Creepers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360508
I never said unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360498
If only.
http://i.imgur.com/iqKcY.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360473

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360515
It was heavily implied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360511
>>13360507

Yes! I see the error of my ways. I need to be punished. Any Dark Priests around?

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu comes in to contact with a type of magic that makes her shrink small enough to fit in you palm. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360541
Watch as she adorably suckles blood from my fingertip for her daily meal.
Then probably break the curse, not much use for a palm sized vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360541
Carry her in my pants at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360541
Take care of hers best I can until we can get it reversed.
I'm gonna make a bed out of an old cellphone box for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360541
>Begin low budget anime filler episode: "Lich Doctor, I Shrunk My Waifu!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360541
Molest her while pretending my fingers/tongue are tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

What two species spliced together would be the most deadly and/or the lewdest?

>Nightmare + Will o' the wisp
Nothing will prepare your body for the eternal nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360541
Tiny Ryu makes for all sorts of teasing and bullying possibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360541
Figurine time.

[Anonymous No.]

you guys getting /fit/ enough to princess carry you're waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360586
NO.

But I should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360586
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360569
I''m going to get real ballsy here.
>Apophis
>Will-O
I can tame her. I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360596
>I can tame her. I swear.
You will be fucked 5 ways from friday and not in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360541
Tickle her tiny tummy. And if she gets uppity, I pop the top off of her LEGO pyramid and entomb her in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360569
>Anything + Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360598
Either way, I'll love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360599
That's fuckin adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360541
>>13360599
I take her to work with me, where she acts as my own pocket agenda until it wears off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360586
>posting the shit version

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360586
My waifu princess carries me though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360586
No matter how bulky I am I don't think I'd ever be able to carry a Shirohebi or a Ryu. They can carry me instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360569
>Nightmare + Will o' the Wisp
I desire this deeply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360541
Take her with me wherever I go. Knowing her, she'd think I was her own personal mecha.

>>13360569
Most deadly. Combining hornets/honeybees with matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360586
My waifu is a slime. She would just seep through my arms to the ground anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360612
Really not winning any points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360599
>Tickle her tiny tummy. And if she gets uppity, I pop the top off of her LEGO pyramid and entomb her in it.
I like the way you think anon.

Seriously, enchantment to make her tattoos glow red while tickling/blowing on her belly..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360541
tiny tiny shoulder bird waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

It's your waifu's birthday and she desires some of her favorite foods. What meal do you make for her to make her feel special?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360619
You'd have to go with hornets. Honeybee girls would be docile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360541
Hypothetically speaking, suppose some anon had a fairy waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360651
Well she's a vampire, so it's special every time she eats.
Though I suppose I could do some research on how to change the taste of your blood to something she likes, or take some thinners or coagulates to change the texture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360569
Manticore + Matango or Manticore + Will-O-Wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360651
A nice Angelfood Cake, complete with a fancy coffee homebrewed, all made for her to enjoy on our patio and watch the sun set while her favorite relaxing music plays in the background, and I wear a naked apron as I bring the food out for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360656
She'd grow to normal human size, or at least grow enough to really mix things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360652
Hornets would be more aggressive, yeah, but honeybees would help spread the plague faster. Imagine a species spreading so fast that they hit overpopulation levels within weeks.

Then again, I could be missing something else here...

[Anonymous No.]

So would monster girls avoid you if you killed lots of their animal/insect counterpart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360673
Sounds reasonable.
A dude who kills snakes for a living probably won't win any points among lamias,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360651
Her meal would be a nice romantic night in the bedroom with all sorts of erotic stuff. Aphrodisiac candles, red lights, the whole nine yards. Her sole sustenance is my spirit energy, no normal food for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360656
Turns into a giantess, then.

>>13360673
They'd most probably avoid anyone who killed lots of anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360669
Looks like they fucking scored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360681
>>13360688
Alright then, so I just have to kill shit tons of Mantis's, Bees, and a metric fuck ton of spiders and I'm safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a Giant Girl's Dildo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360673
>>13360681

What if it was the opposite, where regular animals fell into some kind of uncanny valley for them like halfass puppets and bad CGI?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360688
>>13360699
Now I need to remind myself to fuck over any and all mushrooms I see growing naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360699
Have fun ruining our ecosystem, good buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360701
https://i.4cdn.org/d/1429626550784.jpg

(no weird shit, I promise)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360651
What do you kill to keep manticores away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360713
Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360713

Persians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360713
Yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360713
Greeks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360709
I'm not saying that much, maybe 10-20 of each.

I already got like 9 bee kills so I should be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360716
I thought as much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360713
>>13360716
Throwing more Manticores at a problem is a practice we really need to stop doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360673
To avoid succubi I have to kill human whores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360721
I can't bring myself to even kill insects. I dunno, they're still alive, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360651
>Make miso-marinated boiled eggs
>A whole dozen of them
>Your waifu is so ecstatic about your gift that she literally says,
>"Oh my god, Anon! I could fuck you through the floor I love you so much!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360724

But it works so well with bees. Dr. Bees said so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360732
Have fun when Beelzebub comes knocking on your door since you don't kill flies.
Hope you like Anus Babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360651
A nice oil-cooked, seasoned angus steak with peppercorn sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright /mgg/ I've come to terms with myself.
I know mgs aren't real, but I can't help but hope in vain that somewhere out there, in some other universe that they are real, and there's a monster girl out there doing her best to find me.
It's stupid, illogical, and impossible, but I can't help but to hope. I'm tired of life as it is. The stress, the work, the expectation and pressure to be the pursuer when it comes to getting into a relationship.
The only thing I ever really wanted is to be a father. I don't care who the breadwinner is, I just want a family and children.

All I know is I'm going to die broken and lonely, and at best see a beautiful face of my mg waifu as she finally found me, although to late, shortly before I slip into my everlasting rest with a smile on my face, knowing that someone out there truly did love me for me and that my last few moments wouldn't be full of suffering.

I'd an Hero but the pain I'd cause my family keeps me from doing so. I'd rather hide all my suffering until they're all distant and gone. feel free to make fun of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360569
I want to splice a Ryu and Ushi-oni together then touch her reverse scale

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360743
>tfw the red light district would never house your favorite monster girl
>But instead be filled with girls like Akanames, Beelzebubs, Dwarves and other unwanted girls.
I mean, it's only natural, but it also makes one want to stay the fuck away from the red light district.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360754
Not your blog, no one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360754
nice blogpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360754
Kill yourself faggot, your waifu bullshit doesn't exist and even if it did she wouldn't love a loser like you.

Fucking kill yourself blogfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360754
Well, yes. By law of sheer odds, chances are that within the infinite realms of the universe, and the more infinite multiverse of causality, ANYTHING you can conceive of is theoretically happening.

Conversely, the odds of ever encountering such are so remote as to be nonexistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360602

> Lilim + Kraken

So that's how Cthulu happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360754
You poor bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360754
HA! Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360757
Tornadoes across the land with lightning striking causing the planet to split as the seas rises up. Through all the mayhem everyone hears one thing.

"Get over hear and fuck me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360754
>a monster girl out there doing her best to find me
>mg waifu
>knowing that someone out there truly did love me for me
HAHAHAH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360754
Going off of what >>13360767 said, just remember that there's a version of yourself infinitely happier than you because he actually does have his waifu with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360754
Reminder that your waifu is crying because she loves you, but she knows she'll never find her husbando and will die alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360767
>ANYTHING you can conceive of is theoretically happening

I thought of this before. Like, every single concept of a creature that you think about or even create only became concrete in your mind because it already exists in a different universe somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360732
Man it's like you never grew up with a good amount of nature around you. That will cure you of that real quick. Nature doesn't care.

>Oh wasps are building a nest in my carport and attacking my face. Fuck those guys with poison.
>Oh, a skunk is trying to dig under my house and wreck up the place. Fuck that guy with a bullet.
>Oh, an armadillo has been digging up my wife's flowers and the garden and the yard for three weeks straight even after chasing it off all the time. Fuck that blind little bastard with a bullet too.
>Oh, a mouse has climbed into my engine compartment because it was warm and started eating the ignition wires. Mouse traps work wonders everywhere!
>Oh, I'm trying to watch a movie at night and a scorpion has found its way inside and is walking across the living room like it owns the place. There's a boot heel with his name on it.

>Oh, the quail are in the yard. They're so cute just like little chickens without the mess. Today was a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360786
>Not shooting and eating delicious Quail meat.
And you claim you lived with nature around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360775
Actually made me shiver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360786
I like you.

But armadillos are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360786
All those examples are mere self-defense, and I wouldn't enjoy it, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360795
>Not having yard game you're nice to and hunting out on the farm instead
>Not being nice to quail when the rednecks don't know how to selectively cull a covey right and just exterminate them hurting numbers terribly
>And the exact same problem with ducks

You know some birds that don't need to be coddled in the area though? Turkeys or doves. That's always fun and tasty when its season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360786
>>Oh, I'm trying to watch a movie at night and a scorpion has found its way inside and is walking across the living room like it owns the place
I will never be okay with this imagery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360333
I was happy with that sequence of posts until you posted this. I want you to know you ruined someone's day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360831
What are your fetishes, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360831
>you will never wake up one morning to see you werewolf Daughteru peeking out from beneath your sheets, ready to greet you and your wife that morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360829
How? Did you never have a huge Wolf Spider or something skitter into your room while you were watching TV or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360845
>You will never have your purring were-cat daughteru fall asleep on your lap during family movie night
>You will never have your were-cat waifu fall asleep against you at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360829
It's like you've never seen male tarantulas looking for mates by the thousands in the fall either and give you the old New Yorker style "Hey I'm walkin over here!" with their legs up and fangs out when they cross your path.

Or the grasshoppers that swarm like locust hordes in very dry summers and start biting flesh when they've eaten the green down to nothing, just because you're juicy.

Or the howls of mice that think they're tiny wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360841
Giantess and superstrength (and monstergirls obviously), but no gore or vore or any of that bullshit. I just want to be cuddled by a big strong girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360860
Texas: The American Australia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360861
>Giantess and superstrength (and monstergirls obviously)
My nigga.

>but no gore
...I shamefully agree that I find some of it hot. Only because I get to see what a girl with such power could do, not because I'd like to be killed or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360860
That last one would be kind of adorable on mouse girls. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360869
But that's wrong. Texas has guns and self-respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360856
>Wolf spider
Fuck that noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360856
That's nothing, I had it saunter right across my lap. Naturally I flipped my shit like any true spider-fearing man would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360873
>You will never a Hinezumi who fancies herself to be a Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360875
I thought the american prefix implied both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360878
>Have Arachnaphobia
>Yell at waifu to kill the giant spider in the Bath Tub
>She's scared of Spiders too
>TFW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360883
I'd put her in her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360878
>>13360879
I picked up a 9 Iron just in case I saw a big one again, which I did about two weeks ago.

I could feel it's thorax crush into paste when I hit the fucker.

I want to hit a spider girl with a golf club

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360845
>>13360858
>You'll never come home from work only to be tackled to the ground by a dozen Hellhound pups who demand to know EVERYTHING about your day.
>You'll never see their mother standing in the hallway with a lovingly smug smile on her face
>You'll never tuck each of your daughterus in before cuddling up with your waifu and falling asleep
Life is sweet suffering anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360889
Not necessarily. Texans have self respect. They're not New Endglanders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360890
>Engage filler anime episode: "Eight Legged Shrieks"
>Involves having to get several of your monster girl friends to help get the spider out of the house
>Finally a docile Ushi-Oni gets the wolf spider to climb up onto her hand, much to your and your waifu's dismay
>The Ushi-Oni comments on how cute the spider is, even showing it to you
>YFW
http://i.imgur.com/5RvXtVx.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360845
>>13360858
>>13360898
>tfw you will never this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360905
But Anon, the biggest Americucks are San Francisco. It's the Sweden of America.

God why can't we declare war on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360890

what a faggot just squish the spider dont ask your waifu to do it like a pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360894
You mean through martial arts or through rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360871
It doesn't necessarily kill something for me if there's a little gore, but it is definitely not a turn on. And if the girl actually enjoys doing it, I can't stomach it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360910
DAUGHTERUS ARE NOT FOR DICKING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360913
Ironically, the one thing I hate more than having a bigass live spider wandering around the house...
Is the crunching feel and sound of crushing a bigass live spider wandering around the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360911
Talking about San Francisco is reviled. It only invites tumblr into the realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360916
That depends on whether she can beat me or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360860
>male tarantulas looking for mates by the thousands in the fall either and give you the old New Yorker style "Hey I'm walkin over here!" with their legs up and fangs out when they cross your path.
I'm not sure if I should be amused or horrified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360928
>The city that must not be named

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360921
Daughterus are ALWAYS for dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360913
But what if it attacks first? You can never be sure spiders, they are crafty bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360930
Horrified. Definitely horrified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360911
I would ask what's going on in San Fransisco right now, since I'm curious,
But it'd be best if we not go on that tangent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360944
Seems like it may be fun to kick them as long as you had steel toes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360924

>He dosent crunch ushi-onis in his free time.

Git gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360944
But the imagery of a huge-ass spider saying doing the old New Yorker style "Hey I'm walkin over here!" in the most stereotypical old-timey New Yorker accent possible is surprisingly humorous.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what its time for? Time to bully Wyverns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360910
>incest
Incest a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360957
>tfw not even a real dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360957
Even black wyverns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360950
Until they swarm you en masse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360953
Man, I'm not built to take on a fucking bull spider demon, Mr. Pally-sir.
Give me 20 years and a tragic backstory, and then I might have potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360964
Especially the black wyverns

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360957
>Bulling the monster who's whole thing is "Childhood Friend"
How about let's not bully something that wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360965
For a slight moment, I could feel my blood run cold.

[Anonymous No.]

Can it be dragon time now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360953
Didn't your mother tell you it's rude to hit lady?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360950
Kicking them won't kill them; only daze them. You need good soles on your boots. Remember that your target is the head and although they can get to be over a foot in diameter, you're still at least a hundred times its size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360973
It'll cost you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360974
Of course she did, but monsters still hit him all the time.
Zing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360959
you a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360957
I want to see an Alp try to console a Wyvern, only to get bullied by the Wyvern that saw an opportunity to fit in with everyone else!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360974

>Rape spider
>Lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360966
>not being the descendant of one of the strongest human beings ever AND the son of an angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360957
I want to bully them by putting a delicious soup in front of them and telling them to eat it with a spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360985
She just wants t find love. There's no reason to kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360987
Everyone knows the average human is unworthy to be born as Dante.
They have to work and sweat to earn that title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360957
>>13360982
>Alp befriends Wyvern because they both get bullied
>End up having a lot in common
>Then Popular Girls see Wyvern talking to Alp
>Wyvern starts to bully Alp suddenly to gain their approval

I don't think I can go on, this would just end up leading to suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360910
Delightful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360995
Correction: she wants to find sex, which then turns into love.
I mean, it amounts to the same thing, but there it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360997
I was referencing MGQ.

God damn it, now I remember the similarities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360474
less hates Manticores now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360975
I rather like them. Vertical chelicerae spiders are such an old design, and tarantulas are very old members of that group. It's like watching a living fossil wander around. Same reason I leave the giant redheaded centipedes alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360953
Give me an M113 and I'd consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360910
>you and waifu are enjoying sexy times one night
>hear sounds at the door
>10 insatiably curious catgirl daughterus heard noises from mommy and daddy's room
>went to check things out
>tfw they think "the naked game" looks really fun
>tfw they all strip out of their nightgowns and panties in front of you
>tfw waifu won't stop encouraging them
>tfw you accidentally all the daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360998
I'd befriend that alp and protect her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360998
Alp is the hero that Wyvern deserves, but not the one she needs right now. So Wyvern will bully her, because they both know Alp can take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361018
Why do I know exactly what you're talking about? I never payed any attention in biology!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361013
Was not aware of that, but I'm thankful
Or I will be until he spams the thread with images of his new arm candy and we all get sick of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361018
Thank you for deleting your picture. I appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361037
I always do anon, because I care

[Anonymous No.]

>>13359340
>no CW
>no droids

ROGER'D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361044
CIS Scum go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361039
You're a good anon. I would buy you a beer if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361044
Late as shit reply but yes.
They ruined a game I had been dreaming of for years.
As soon as I heard the news, I had the sponge bob "Soiled it!" segment running through my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360977
>/k/ommando dragon daughteru
Yes, this is exactly what I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360985
Spiders won't do shit to you if you don't go out of your way to piss them off. Tarantulas even have a "go away, I'm a tarantula" gesture for your convenience. The only time they are dangerous is when they enter your clothes or shoes.

You can direct your hate towards bugs that deserve it, like ants. Almost got swarmed once, when I was sleeping, and that sure was not fun. Nothing like waking up to an ant sting and seeing two dozen of the fuckers uncomfortably close to your balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361052
Just more reason for us to all vote EA as worst company of the year three years in a row.
Or would it be four now? I honestly can't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361058
Hey now, let's not let all spiders off that easily. Remember that cunts like the Brazilian Wandering Spider and the Sydney Funnel Web exist too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361056
I don't know about you, but I just want to run my hands along those legs in their stockings. They're just so touchable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361065
Oh what delicious bananas you brought for yourself, hope you don't mind a little nibble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361061
I just don't know.
It's all so soulless now.
I can't even think of any games that I'm looking forward to anymore.
I'm still rocking a last gen console because there is nothing I want to play this gen.
That and I'm moving over to the PC more and more.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of clothes does your waifu wear /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360898
>You'll never come home from work to be accosted by several Anubis Pups
>They'll never demand to know the details of your day
>They'll never proceed to pick apart the things you did wrong and inefficiently, while proclaiming their own successes at school
>You'll never know this is a thinly veiled attempt to get headpats and praise
>You'll never watch their tails turn to blurs of wagging as you indulge them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361070
All in all she's pretty high on the cuddle-ability scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361073
Are you me? You sound like me.

The fact I have a pretty decent PC I built in 2014 helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360860


Is that anything like hiking through northern Ontario and not being able to see your buddy's shirt from the sheer amount of blackflies crawling all over him? Or swimming in a lake and knowing exactly when it's time to go because of the distinctive cloud of deer flies that just shows up to take a chunk outta any bit of skin you have that isn't under the water?

The same deer flies that follow you when you get out of the water, and will even follow you a mile further inland, biting and tearing at you in a swarm the whole way?

I have gazed into the face of Mother Nature searching for peace, and found only the tearing maws of uncountable flesh-eating insects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361061
I love how they also acknowledged how much they were pieces of shit by South Park standards, too.
It's like they just don't even care that they're awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360964
I may write a Lesbian Black Wyvern. Maybe. I'll know for sure come June.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361076
Robes. Lots of robes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361065
They're dicks, yeah, but you aren't really in bite distance of a spider unless it gets into something you want to put your juicy bits in.

Oh yeah, another dick animal: Giant water bug. They don't even have venom, their bite liquifies flesh and they sure aren't afraid to use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361073
First Person GTAV and Bloodborne are the only New-Gen games that appeal to me right now, and even then I can't justify buying another console just for the sake of a redo of a game I already have and one other game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361082
Maybe, to you fantisize about sitting a petite mg in your lap and petting her hair? About lifting with bearmode oni or dire alp? About cuddling a tanuki's bushy tail from under the desk?
Because I do.
its an excellent way to kill time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361092
Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361095
Or they attack you when you aren't paying attention, or when you're asleep. I wouldn't put it passed those cowards, especially the Brazilian Wandering Spider which is known for going out of its way to attack random people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361073
>>13361082
You both sound like me.
Except I sold my 360 a year or so ago and now exclusively play on my PC.
Even if we never get Bloodborne or any other exlcusives, it really doesn't matter to me.
I have no desire to shell out money to those souless shitty corporations.

Though I'll still probably buy Battlefront 3 if it looks any good after it comes out.

>>13361089
They really don't, so long as they keep getting money from their titles they don't care what the public says.
It would take a serious shift in public taste and opinion for them to change their tune, and I doubt that will happen for a long time, if ever.

>>13361099
At least we have GTAV on PC now, so that's something.
And they did a pretty good job of proting it too, unlike when they did GTAIV.
*Shudders*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361076
Gold and blue jewelry. Lots of it.
Also black lingerie, because have you seen how black looks on purple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361076
Business suits.
Exercise wear.
Sweats.
Bellydancing getup.
Lingerie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361099
Even then its just...there is nothing that look good. The most recent game I bought was that DBZ one for the PC and before that it was probably Mount and Blade because playing a Napolionic mod with 80% of /pol/'s population is more fun then it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361089
Considering they're still making money hand over first, it's not like they care what people say. Obviously people must still love the shit they shovel out if people are buying it, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361076
Pajamas, hoodies, lingere, sometimes nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361110
>Also black lingerie, because have you seen how black looks on purple?
Barely noticeable?

I'm sorry, but I can't help but think your Apophis Waifu might look better in a lighter, more contrasting color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361114
>with 80% of /pol/'s population
U W0t?
Are there designated sessions or /pol/ or something, or was this a thing that happened and faded away already, like when /v/ got obsessed with Mafia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361076
Mostly simple stuff, nothing too extravagant. She prefers to have things that won't inhibit her rang of motion or ability to fly. Her wings, tail, and claws are a hassle though. Pretty much all of her clothing has to be specially made to either slip up & on over her legs or be tied/buttoned in place. The lack of hands makes the latter tricky, and I usually have to help her get dressed. Don't m8nd that bit, though. It's... intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361117
Like white on purple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361076
Shrine priestess robes that compliment her white scales and skin of almost the same color. Lots of red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361088
We call them Horseflies in Virginia but it's all the same thing. They're nasty little bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361120
No, just there is just a massive player base that visits /pol/ or 4chan in general.
It's kind of funny to be honest.
out of the 50ish players on each team, 10 know what they are doing, another 10 are just screwing around, 25 have a vague idea of what they are doing, and 5 are all bag pipers huddled in a corner blaring the most ear torturing sound they can at the same time.
and I love every moment of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361103

>Brazillian Wandering Spider.

Fun Fact: They live in bushels of bananas.

I figured that out the hard way when I was 15, just starting my very first job at a grocery store and, lo and behold, they'd crawl out of the banana boxes and start fucking chasing us.

Or, y'know... hide in the racks and try to jump down on us.

Fuck those things.

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>>13361049
>CIS scum
>cis scum
>mfw

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>>13361138
Then that's the same as here in Alberta. It doesn't help that they're fucking hard to kill on top of everything else.

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>>13361147

Indeed.

God must've been feeling a special kind of prickish when he designed a creature that can have most of it's body reduced to paste and still have the tenacity to just keep digging.

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>>13361076
Nothing notable really, just lots of dresses and normal girly clothes. Of course she's a fan of white and lighter colours, and everything needs some extra holes in the back for her wings.

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>>13361076
>Knit cap
>Bolero/T-shirt that says "Mega Milk" on it
>Cargo sweats
>Running shoes

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>>13361088
They're called horse flies in america but it's the same thing in less numbers. The locust hordes and literal fog banks of biting gnats and chiggers and everything else make up for it in different ways though.

You want terrifying? It was once home to the primary screw fly, one of the only organisms purposefully targeted for extinction by almost every north and south american government for decades. It's one of the only aggressive biting flies that has maggets that feed on living instead of necrotic tissue. They're the things of nightmares.

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>>13361126
That'd be lovely.

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>>13361162
>It's one of the only aggressive biting flies that has maggets that feed on living instead of necrotic tissue
Fucking nature, man. Why.

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>>13359340
this has to be a joke

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>>13361173
Because God doesn't exist but Satan does.

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>>13361142
>brazilian wandering spider
>likes to hide in banana bushels
>highly venomous
>will aggressively bite if provoked
>multiple documented deaths
>venom causes priapism

Fuck you, nature. This shit shouldn't be legal. Now I have to fear getting a death boner whenever I buy fucking fruit?

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>>13361173
Because nature is a harsh mistress.

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>>13361173
>>13361162
This reminds me of that one screen-cap of that anon who found a bunch of "dead" Brown Recluses in his Wii. Horrifying shit.

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>>13361176
All confirmed.

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>>13361162

So it's like a bot fly? In my backyard?

Fuck it, nuke everything. I don't care anymore.

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>>13361185
They also have a very loose definition/interpretation of "provoked"

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>>13361173

Because God exists and he clearly doesn't give a fuck.

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>>13361185
You should have see the weird stuff that sneaks in on exotic plants at plant nurseries. My friend had a terrarium at home of like twelve kinds of endangered poisonous tree frog in it that just happened to slip through import quarantine with no warning until you're checking the merchandise.

And that's not even getting into the weird exotic birds that would escape in the city or be let loose and show up there because they recognized some of the plants as familiar. He had so many cockatiels it's not even funny.

>>13361190
Bot flies still exist in the southwest. But they can only get into really soft thin tissue like the lips or the eyelids. And it's really rare to get bit by them unless you let flies crawl over your face all day. Screw worms just fucking burrowed in and started chowing down.

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>>13361205
Worse. God is actually The Idea of Evil from Berserk and he gives a lot of fucks, which is why we have that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361205
Only through suffering can we discover who we truely are.
Life is a test, one long, frightening test.

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>>13361211
And you can only fail because no matter how far you get, you still die. But it's fine. You're not alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361210
>TFW I just recently watched the last three episodes of the Berserk anime
I guess I'm on the trauma train with you guys now, eh?

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>>13361214
I want to take off her arms and legs, give her a whole bunch of hathor milk, and use her as a head or body pillow.
For sleeping at least.

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>>13361215
>anime
Why would you watch Berserk? Besides, nobody feels bad about the Eclipse anymore. It's the boat man, the boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361215
>anime
Read the manga man, you'll see just how shitty the Anime is if you do.

Also, RAPE HORSE is best horse.

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>>13361223
Reminds me of the Apocalypse Now scene.

>Never get out of the boat
>Absolutely god damn right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361224
>I'm going to mount YOU!
Why did Guts even interrupt them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361228
I still want that psychopathic little church shit to get plowed and impregnated by Guts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361233
You know that nothing good will ever come from that. It'll just lead to more suffering for Guts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361225
>Never
Noooo!
>>13361233
I don't, she doesn't deserve to carry his baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361237
Man who cares?
She was too hot to remain unfucked.
Same with >>13361238, even if she was evil she needed a dicking.

>Captcha: nonot
I do what I want.

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>>13361239
>needed a dicking
Yes, but no preggies. Up the ass only. Besides, it's been ages since she's burned shit to the ground, I want her to go nuts and burn that fucking boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361238
Can Slan beat the Demon Lord at her own game?

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>>13361223
The Eclipse was horrifying. It broke my 2nd favorite character into a retarded mess and killed pretty much everyone else. The boat was/is needlessly long and stupid. Only comparible by if you're pained by bored or horror.

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>>13361223
>nobody feels bad about the Eclipse anymore.

I get a little angry whenever somebody posts a Griffith reactionface.

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>>13361248
She's probably a Cenobite.
>>13361249
It's been ages since I've read the Eclipse. The boat is real now.
>>13361254
Well Griffith got slapped, so it's okay now.

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>>13361223
>Nobody feels bad about the Eclipse anymore
Then why the fuck am I so spooked, huh?
Also, yes, sorry for being years late to the party.

[Anonymous No.]

Wendigo MG when KC?

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>>13361248

The demon lord is just some shitty succubus who got a husband. Slan is the literal concept of being a slut i think you know who wins.

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>>13361190
At least it's not Africa, where the ground teems with flesh-eating maggots. Really, they wait until someone walks by/falls/otherwise touches the ground with his bare skin, and then they feast. It's like that "the floor is lava" game, but the floor isn't lava, it's maggots.

Also, if you hang your clothes out to dry, the adult flies will lay its eggs on them and you'll get a faceful of maggot the next time you wear that shirt.

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>>13361256
>It's been ages since I've read the Eclipse. The boat is real now.
It was a quintessential experience in my manga reading life. I've been following Berserk as almost as long as I've been into manga so seeing that one pivotal scene in Berserk was life altering. Now It's a JRPG party on a boat trying to go visit some elves. It pales in comparison.

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>>13361263
Hey, it's okay. You still have the absolute hilarity of Rape Fairies and The Inquisition's medieval torture chambers to look forward to, and that's just before shit begins to hit the fan.
Damn. I wish I was experiencing Berserk again for the first time.

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>>13361264
Vore fetish becomes real and Hannibal style.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh herro
I'm back
I hope you enjoy tonight's hour of Bourbon
Love Bourbon <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361268

This is the dumbest thing iv read all day. Not all of Africa is a third world shithole.

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>>13361274
monsterboys please go and stay go.

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>>13361276
>Responding to Bourbon
You must be new.

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>>13361268
Ah yes. The Botfly
Nature's asshole.

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>>13361274
Well that was needlessly retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361274
No.

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>>13361274

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>>13361281
>>13361282
>>13361285

>>13361278

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>>13361278
Yep, lots of newfags here today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361290
Not really new, i just started coming back here after a long ass time
I'll keep this in mind for the next time, thanks anon

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>>13361294
It's newfag season, what do you expect?

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>>13361268
>>13361275
It still warms my heart when I had a friend visit the farm one time who was real prince from a small tribe in Kenya.

He had a great comment on the place. "Ah yes, the savannah." And it really is so close to the same. That's why they have all those african game ranches in the state.

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>>13361275
No, but it's still the Australia of horrible diseases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361305
It's always newfag season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361305
Ahh, spring. A time when passions run wild! A time when even Sea Slimes begin to feel fertile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361264
Not gonna lie. For a second I thought that that was Vicar Amelia for a second.

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>>13361294
Wow I guess I'm old
I didn't know summer 2013 of just these threads was ol--Oh yeah, all the smart people bailed
I also realized browsing here for 7 years is fairly oldfaggy too, which I'm not proud of.

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>>13361274

Well you're certainly getting a lot of hate. So let me throw in something positive. You have a talent for making things look feminine.

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>>13360762
>>13360763
>>13360764
>>13360769
>>13360772
>>13360776
As much as he deserved his bowl of bullying for blogging, I kinda hope that's not all the people I hang out with here.

>>13361264
Turboslutty, half-sentient undead Dragon is all I want.

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>>13361319
They look pretty much the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361320
Don't forget, you're here forever.

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>>13361321
<3 Someone who doesn't know who I am~
I didn't draw it, I commissioned it, as with like 30 other things posted here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361326
Uncle Bourbon, tell us about the singing pipes again!

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>>13361326

Oh, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360921
>>13360959

Look. Fuck you, fuck your chink reaction image, fuck your moralist bullshit, fuck your telling other men what to do with their daughters, fuck your faggot karate bugmen, fuck your taste, fuck your NTR kneejerk, fuck your conditions, fuck your monogamy, fuck your justice. This is MG country, my dick is hard and my daughterus' cunts are wet. Now get the fuck out of hedonist paradise. And if I see you on the street I'm slapping the shit out of you.

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>>13361325
tbh these threads not being good caused me to not come as often, so I sorta was 4chan free for like half a year
But now I'm back. Oh god I'm back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361334
Your freedom was an illusion.

Welcome back...

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>>13361332
So MGs are a bunch of incestuous hicks.

No thanks, you can have them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361321
>Being nice to the guy that gets off to maimed and crippled monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361331
No need to apologize. The artist is a fantastic friend, so I'm glad to hear.
>>13361329
Once Singing Pipes thrived but then Ukrain got jacked up, and they removed most of your Korol's audio/dialogue from Metro Redux and replaced it with journal entries
The pipes no longer sing, they cry. The end.
Thanks Ukrain.

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>>13361318
That better be a lead in for an update, Alp. If not I'm sorely disappointed.

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>>13361332
Incest a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you go to relax at a local hot spring only to realize too late that it's an Oni hot spring.

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>>13361332
>being scum
I will always be a better father than you.

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>>13361343
It is, but maybe not today.

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>>13361340
Amputee is not maimed or crippled
It's not even disabled, it's enabled
enabled to by SEXY
Oh and I'm only into amputee so I dunno what other shit you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361039
You.
I really like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361348
Perhaps you misunderstood me when I said I would be sorely disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361332
>Being this ass blasted

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>>13361350
We can rebuild her. We have the technology.
>>13361353
No offense anon, but I just woke up. My eyes hurt. There's nothing you can do to make me be in any more pain than I already am in.

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>>13361357
Maybe you should get checked for eye cancer. I don't want anything to happen to your precious reading and writing eyes.

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>>13361359
>you could read braille
>Nigga you stupid or what? A blind mothafucka can't read!

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry to interrupt our nightly schedule drama, but damn it, Mini-Ushi guy if you're there and reading this, continue your heart-stopping story from last night please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361339
Gladly.

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>>13361366
I'm going to second this request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361264

She's gonna eat ya, son.

...In a very, very liberal definition of the word, of course.

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>>13361366
I whole-heartedly concur!

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>>13361346
Can't hear you over the slapping sound of me and my daugtheru's flesh.

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>>13361365
But can Alp write in Braille? Would I go blind in order to force myself to learn Braille to read Alp's stories? How long would that take?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361357
Why are Harpies all as dumb as a sack of sack of potatoes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361345
"Oh, sorry ladies, I'll just back up, What? I can't back up? Oh..."

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>>13361274
Where can I find more?

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>>13361376
Will you relax? My eyes are fine!
>>13361377
Bird brain jokes. Which is weird, because some birds are scary smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361373
Enjoy your mutant babies, I guess.

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>>13360991
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Would your daughteru be able to ride a bike?

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>>13361376

It's direct translation to letters. All he needs is a keyboard with braille on the caps. And he doesn't even need that if he can touch type like a good boy.

Now proofreading and such would become a much larger chore.

Somebody on here uses sound assist though. I know they've mentioned it.

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>>13361386
You do know that Alp doesn't proofread, right?

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>>13361381
For example, Crows are known for remembering faces, so if you ever kicked or killed a crow, you'll know why there are always a bunch of them sitting outside your house.
This is also the reason for the myth that crows exchange gossip secrets amongst each other.

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>>13361027
>accidentally

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>>13361385
If it's custom made for big meaty paws, sure.

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>>13361388
He doesn't outline either, the scoundrel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361381
Once again I am reminded about Alp's lack of a sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361385
Snakes and Ryus don't have legs. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361394
>lack of a sense of humor
>when I posted a picture of an Alp with sunglasses
I was implying I'd already gone blind, you nincompoop.

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>>13361385
She doesn't have legs. Bikes are ableist machines designed for the specific purpose to mock monstergirls who can't use them.

No, but seriously, lamias need an alternative to bikes. I must be the father I know I can be and teach her to ride...SOMETHING.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want an alp friend to play video games and drink with.

No dickings, only friendship.

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>>13361394
He's Nordic, forgive him.
All that Permafrost gets in your brain and sticks there after a few years.

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>>13361392
I like to imagine all my MGs with less-style paws. He draws all his with paws small enough that they could use human tools and stuff. Not comically oversized like KC and a lot of other japanese art.

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>>13361402
>no bullying
You disgust me.

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>>13361396
They peddle with the tips of their tails and ride around in circles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361401
Skateboards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361401
Skateboarding.
>>13361404
But it's warm and sunny here!

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>>13361390
Crows are pretty smart and they live a long time. Like they used to be fearless until the 1920's in this area until people started dynamiting colonies out of trees and hunting them very heavily. Even though nobody hardly hunts them anymore, the old crows that survived have passed down their very secluded ways into the present.

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>>13361408
I want a friend!

True friends don't bully each other!

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>>13361401
Lamia bicycles would probably look like treadmills gone rogue.

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>>13361399
I didn't know you were blind. That changes things.

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>>13361058
>if you don't go out of your way to piss them off

Oh, you mean like daring to put my feet in the shoes I paid for? Taking my dried clothes off the rack? Wanting to sit on my toilet? Wanting to brush my teeth without the sight of some spider cunt birthing hundreds of eight legged little shit all over my motherfucking bathroom faucet?

FUCK SPIDERS AND FUCK YOU!

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>>13361401
>Not having her stuff most of her tail into a sidecar.
Git Gud

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>>13361412
>>13361411
>Skateboarding
If you're implying what I'm thinking you're implying, which is that she should skate lying on her belly, that's incredibly dangerous. Also, she's, like, 10-15ft long.

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>>13361419
I may not see, but I'm Zatoichi-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361332
I'm going to pat my daugheru's head and not fuck her and you can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361416
>I want a friend!
That's so gay, you might as well go alp yourself.

Then you two can be friends, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361385
I can't, not sure if her mother can. Not like I can teach her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361422
But how the fuck does she pedal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361423
Just needs like four or five of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361418
>>13361430


I could see them using some sort of twisted version of roller blades for high speed travel, except with the sheels strapped to their torso. It could even take advantage of their natural slithering motion and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361426
You're rude anon, I'm going to have an alp friend and you can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361430
Sidecars are for motorcycles silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361402

But Alps eventually turn into voluptuous women, right? So eventually, you'd start feeling some thing, I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361431
This just might be crazy enough to rack up hospital bills.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your girls face when she's an ancient Eldritch entity and she's worried because you haven't mentally linked with her in three weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361437
>NEVER DOUBT THE WORM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361433
>you can't stop me
We'll see about that, "Soon to be part of my alp harem"-anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361437
>Honey, have a snickers. You're not yourself when you're hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361441
Please no Alp harems, that sounds mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361436
Those boo boos build character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361424
Wait a second. If you're blind how can you draw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361443
It is, the tears must flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361432
Like...like those snake robot videos I've seen on youtube before?
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361385
She can fly. She wouldn't need one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361382
>pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361443
It sounds like a sorority. Except less gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361446
Don't be racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361451
>being retarded

[Anonymous No.]

Those of you with Centaur or Unicorn waifus, what is your opinion on figging? Hell what is everybody's opinion on figging?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a monster friend with benefits to satisfy her urges and prevent me being raped, before eventually blossoming into an actual relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361416
>friends don't bully each other

Wow, you really don't have friends do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361453
Being blind isn't a race. Since my grandfather was blind I would be third generation blind if that was the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361435
But then I'd lose my buddy!

No dickings, no final form

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361457
At least you want the eventual outcome of such a thing. It sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361432
You will never raise a young Shirohebi daughteru who eventually grows up to her teenage years to become a Jet Set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361454
>actually being retarded and trolling badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361459
And that makes you quarter-blind, that's right. You should know better than to oppress your own people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361332
>Getting this assblasted that not everyone is a daughterfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361457
Well I think the question to ask here is, if she's just using you to satisfy her urges, does this mean that you're not the only one she "Uses", at the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361458
You don't bully alp friends anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361456
I know I'm going to wind up regretting asking this, but...

What the hell is figging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361463
>implying
Please, calm your autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361463
>>13361454
>No I troll you
>Nuh-uh, I troll YOU!
You're literally acting like the sockpuppets I play with during my spare time and sometimes masturbate with.
Sometimes not even in that order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361464
Hey. I love Daredevil as much as the next guy. Except Ben Affleck is terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361474
>Daredevil
Please, Stevie Wonder could beat up Daredevil.
Ray Charles could beat up Daredevil, and he's dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361356
>>13361465
>believing there is an ounce of mad in that post
>wasting another image on kamenshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4YH1fkFsIo

>>13361472
>mutant babies

He's a piece of shit troll anon, everyone know there are no ill effects to incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361471
It's where you have your waifu wear a buttplug made of ginger to keep her tail up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361480
>kamenshit
I'm all for daughter incest but dude, them's fighting words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361473
You know you just admitted to playing with sock puppets, you fap in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361474
Ben Affleck is Batman, Jesse Eisenberg is Lex Luthor. This is the future you chose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwfUnkBfdZ4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361487
I do what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361484
That...just seems highly unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw weeks old tsun lamia daughteru
>tfw working
>tfw daughter tries to get you to give her attention without letting you know she wants it
>tfw you pick her up and give headpats
>tfwshe tries to deny she wanted attention but her ears and blush betray her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361488
That's going to be SO bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361485
Don't you have men in spandex to jack off over while screaming about JUSTICE? Fuck you /m/aggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361496
Don't forget, Jason Momoa is the new, dark and edgy Aquaman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361466
Who knows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361456
>>13361484

>It's where you have your waifu wear a buttplug made of ginger to keep her tail up.

I... uh...

Hmm...

...I'll get back to ya on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361500
Well, that's certainly not nondescript and vague...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361437
>Shai tries to make friends.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361509
>Shai
Wiggly-wormie update when? I know Little-Ushi is cute and all, but seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361495
I like that kids tattoos.
And her mom must be amazing at painting nails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361498
Oh, you're the guy that's had a shitfit every single time right?

Shouldn't you go be in bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361508
Well, before the relationship it's none of my business. Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361518
Well, that's one way of looking at things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361516
Shouldn't you be in preschool, given the shit you watch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361468
Who the fuck is talking about alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361521
Why are you so angry about a dumb show? Did a fan of it stab your mother or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361488
>Jesse Eisenberg is Lex Luthor
...really? No, I don't even care. I gave up hope when I heard about batfleck. I hate Christian Bale as much as the next guy, he wasn't even a very good batman, but they should have cancelled this as soon as he refused to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361480
*there are no ill effects to incest
*in MGE

Whoops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361495
>ear wiggle
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361525
Jesse Eisenberg is Lex Luthor, who is a tattooed crook from da hood in this adaptation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361525
To be fair, I think both Christian Bale and Ben Affleck make wonderful Bruce Waynes.

Well, Affleck looks the part anyway.

But Christian Bale was an AWFUL Batman. As for Affleck...well, we'll see, but yeah. Doesn't look good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361530

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361524
Ask your friend from /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361531
>tattooed crook from da hood
Oh lord. This is worse than x-men origins shitting all over deadpool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361536
Who?

The fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361539
I'm starting to feel like making all these superhero movies with this frequency has been a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361495
Being tiny lamia is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361544
Hey, the Marvel movies are as on-track as ever.

DC meanwhile hasn't made a thoroughly good film since the 80s. Their TV shows are better though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361544
Marvel is doing it right. Sony and all the others trying to cash in are fucking it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361544
No, just all the X-Men movies. Except for maybe the First Class timeline. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361519
How would you look at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361543
I forget his name. He was known to sperg about KR nonstop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361549
I wish they still did animation like they did in the late 90s. Anything new sucks ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361549
>>13361552
The Avengers stuff is fine. X-Men and Spider-man are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361562
Wasn't it Kamen Rider Guy?
I never tripped, but that's what people called me.
Heh, I was kind of a douche back then huh? Rest assured I've grown out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361565
Right, those 2 are Sony. Or spiderman is Sony and x-men is...I can't remember.

And Sony hasn't made a sound business decision in 10 years. The only reason they're winning the console race right now is their opponent is a deaf, dumb, blind, asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361559
I don't know. Just meant simply what I said, there are different ways and angles to look at things.

Like me personally, I don't think I'd really be comfortable or be able to trust in an actual relationship with someone who was "Just a sex friend", if I were just one of multiple such friends.

Of course, you can just call that my own insecurity, but just pointing out my own view on things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361574
X-Men is Fox.

And Sony has finally made a sound business decision with Spiderman. Cut a deal with Marvel and let them deal with the production while they reap the profits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361564
Well, the "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" cartoon that aired a few years ago was pretty good.

The more recent "Avengers Assembled"...not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361577
Fair enough, I'm pretty chill about that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Well good job morningfags. It's gotten to the point where I just scroll past your hours of bullshit completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361584
Well, good for you.

On the other, more vanilla side of looking at things, if the whole "Sex Friends" and "Using for urges" stuff were just pretenses leading towards an actual relationship, I don't mind the sounds of that as a setup.

But again, different ways of looking at things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361591
Judge not lest ye be judged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361591
You didn't do that before?
Besides, it's not like were any better, remember the hour long smug contest we had two days ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361595
I will once more reiterate that while I have never read Moose's Over-long Saga, I am extremely thankful for this wonderful image which he hath granted unto us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361595
Paws are lacking meatiness

[Anonymous No.]

They're watching us

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361617
You sure do know how to make me paranoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361617
And this is bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361617
But I taped over the little camera

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361598
Please. All the best discussions happen from now to late night. And naw, I was always scared of missing something good. Now I realize I'd rather miss it. I'll just ctrl f paste links.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361617
Of course. How do you think is responsible for creating monstergirl content and these threads? It's a trick so they can pick out their husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

Think of five monster girls, alright? They can be of any species, and not all of them have to be of different ones, but you have to think of five individual monster girls.

Done?

This five monster girls are convinced that you are a powerful wizard who can help them find a husbando for each of them. You have tried explaining them that you're no wizard, but they are convinced that it's a way to test their resolve in their dream to find a husbando.
You have to find a way to help these monster girls seduce their husbandos, or they will eventually fall in love with you...

You don't want that to happen. Do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361629
>You don't want that to happen. Do you?

God no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361629
I'll get the fur of them to leave, but my waifu will stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361629
>pick five waifus
Fuck. I'm not even a harem fag either, but the thought of sending them off to other guys sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361629
>Five Holstaurs
My dream of becoming the milk god is one step closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361629
I don't want a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

Night everyone, keep being awesome and don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361620
What is that silly creepy crawly doing on the ceiling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361650
Watching you masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361643
You want to be a cowpoke?
>>13361650
That's the only place you can't reach with the newspaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361645
Just Voltron themm all into one waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361650
Hoping she can catch you jerking off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361653
I want to poke the cow. In the womb. With my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361654
A lion!
A bat!
A scorpion!
A succubus!
A milking machine!

Manticore, assemble!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361629
I'm doing this random, let's see what I get.
>Jinko
>Siren
>Slime
>Sahuagin
>Nekomata
Fuck it, I'm biting the bullet and marrying them all. They want a husband, they're getting one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361653
I really hope Matsu adds in the new girl soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361654
No anon. We've done that with EMG, it's an experiment that shouldn't ever be repeated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361662
You just need a hacksaw and a bit of duct tape and she'll be looking fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361652
>>13361655
I think I'd be alright with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361661
Damn....just....DAMN!
I would impregnate her and take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361632
>>13361635
>>13361645
How do you plan on helping them then? It will be bevy hard for you to get rid of them if they fall for you.
Which girls did you thought of? You did thought of five girls beforehand, right?

>>13361639
Which girls did you thought of?

>>13361658
You're a brave man, I'll give you that.

>>13361643
>Five holstaur.
That's milking roughly 125 liters of milk a day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361652
>>13361655
She could just ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361666
But she'll schlick if she sees you go at it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361584
>>13361593
Normally the problem would be that a girl who has had sex friends is more likely to cheat on you. A relaxed attitude towards sex tends to go hand-in-hand with a relaxed attitude towards infidelity.

That isn't an issue here though, since we're talking about monster girls and they have built in anti-NTR devices.

A sandwich is not bread, captcha is a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361668
Like she would give you the choice to say 'no'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361670
>That's milking roughly 125 liters of milk a day!

Easiest solution: Keep impregnating all five of them on a regular basis so the babies will take care of all the excess milk production. Everyone wins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361670
>Thought of
Is English not your native language? You're not conjugating your verb properly.

I can't ever see someone falling for a worthless, ugly social parasite like me, so it's difficult for me to entertain these fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361668
You my nigga.
>>13361670
>That's milking roughly 125 liters of milk a day!
Praise Hathor!

captcha: omems
Fuck you I don't care if its an omen, just let me be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361671
She has a voyeur fetish. She loves the thrill of spying on human boys doing dirty things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361629
Five? Alright...

Anubis, Nightmare, Dragon, Lich, Mantis.
What? These five are always swimming around in my head.

>Spoiler
What >>13361639 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361672
>>13361680
This keeps getting better and better. Voyeur MGs too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361682
No, not good. They're creepy and crawly and stinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361677
Yeah, it's not. It's kind of hard remembering how to properly conjugate verbs in a language when your native one does it in a completely different way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361673
Fair enough, but I just tend to think of such situations with a more realistic mind-set. So just "We're in a relationship now, so even if there were other guys simultaneously, she has no reason to see any of them anymore." rings hollow to me.

I tend to be rather vanilla as far as relationship setups go.

>Spoiler
Yeah, see that one a lot. I guess since the image at least contains bread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361683
Stop being silly and write more Night Terrors, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361674
>Those tits
Goddamn.
I just want to fucking coat those in semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361686
Other people are allowed to talk about these things than Alp, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361617
I-I'll be fine I have my sword!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361688
You'd die of dehydration first. Or develop some serious friction burns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361688
They're the size of a man's torso. I mean, I realize Kimihito's a manlet, but still.

Gonna need a LOT of jizz to cover 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361674
>>13361668
>>13361661
She's so big in every way allowed. I love it.
Cheers to Crabman for finally making a girl with actual muscles on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361685
Yeah, I'm with you on that, but I can see it from the other side too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361684
Irregular verbs are always fun. What's your native language?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361695
Yes. Muscles are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361695
>No twig arms
I'm confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361692

>Your sword.

...But that's exactly what they want, Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361695
>"Come little man, it's time for snu snu in the woods."

RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361703
Bitches love swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361698
Mexican spic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361683
That's why she has to watch guys masturbate, it's as close to a dick as she'll ever be. Won;t you do her a favor and give her a god view?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361695
Does anyone have the picture of Cerea with breast envy?

Never thought that I'd see that: someone with H cups getting jealous of size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361702
Well, she has a stupidly thin core for how tall and built she supposedly is, so there's that.

>>13361707
jajajaja

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361707
I never properly learnt them in Spanish, I think I managed to pass by that year in school, English is pretty easy compared though
Spain here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361710
Here's the unedited page.

TF posted the translation on /a/ already. It's on the Moe Archive:
https://archive.moe/a/thread/124281547/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361692
That sword won't save you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361708
Nonsense. It's peen repeatedly proven that there are people in these threads who'd a creepy crawly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361715
Poor Cerea, her breasts were her only advantage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361693
>>13361694
That's what potions are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361710
I thought she was bigger than that?

Like, in her MILF Chapter, didn't they buy her an H-Cup bra that STILL broke under stress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361719
Eww, bug pussy.

Though I'll admit Chimera Bug in MGQ did... things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361629
>Slime
>Minotaur
>Grizzly
>Troll
>Large mouse
I doubt I can really give them any useful advice, so harem it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361729
What's wrong with bug pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361732
It stinks because it hasn't been washed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361728
Haven't read anything since Mama Miia, but I think you're right.

I think she's an I cup, and it was spiderbutt who was an H.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361715
>There are twin brown sheep girls
Glorious.
Simply glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361735
Then wash it. Or bury your face in it an breathe deep, whichever you prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361739
I'll do the latter, but I'll still bully her about it. It's her fault, not mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361735
Das rayciss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361729
>Chimera Bug in MGQ did... things to me.
I liked several of Xelvy's girls, as in, the ones at least vaguely girl shaped. Up to the H scenes, from there on things tended to go... Xelvy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361629
>Jabberwock
>Cheshire
>Ren
>Hinezumi
>Dark Slime
Try my luck at harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361742
Go to bed creepy crawley

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361740
It's not her fault you're an irredeemable pervert who gets turned on by musky Oomukade scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361750
Yes it is, it's all her fault and she deserves to be punished for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361747
I don't think the cat and the rat will get along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361629
>Apophis
>Shirohebi
>Wurm
>Pharaoh
>Kunoichi

>You don't want that to happen.
>Do you?
Gee, Anon. I just don't know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361753
I swear if this ends in a creepy crawly with vibrators on her antennae, I'm closing this tab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361715
>Cow confirmed for milk-slut who'll let anyone squeeze her breasts and wring her milk out
>Also she has a real tail
Kay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361762
You know that it does. She needs to learn what it is to be teased like that. She just has no concern for other people and what an affect her body can have!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361715
Where are they supposed to be here? I haven't been keeping up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361761
>Apophis
>Shirohebi
>Wurm
>liking being in a breeding ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361767
Cerea broke the house, so they got shipped out to the countryside while Smith's agency fixes it.

They're staying at an Onsen (Run by a Yuki-Onna) and have thus far also visited a shrine with a Kitsune Shrine Maiden, and now a farm with a giant-ass cow girl and 3 sheep girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361769
What? You don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361715
>Cerea in a body harness
Not sure if that's funny, cute, or dirty given her closet sub tendencies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361773
It's dirty, she's a dirty masochist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361773
It's not a body harness.

It's one of those skin-tight spandex workout shirts. They were on a run when they came across the farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361629
>Oni
>Jabberwock
>Apophis
>Chesire
>Shark
This is bad this is real bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361770
How was the kitsune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361780
Furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361780
Pretty cute. She's a Loli Nine-tails with shapeshifting powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361766
You can't just punish an innocent creepy crawly for your own depravity. It's not right. It also inhibits their development into healthy predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361784
Well, be default all kitsune are shape-shifters. It's just not very commonly used.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361764
Except not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361787
It's not my fault!
I'm not to blame!
It's the creepy-crawly, the witch that sent this flame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361629

>Wurm.
>Ogre.
>Ushi-oni.
>Salamander.
>Amazon.

I am going to fucking die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361789
What do you mean?

She definitely has a tail. It pokes out of her overalls right above her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak_hTyeuwAo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361815
I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361791
Please don't sexualize creepy-crawlies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361717
Pffft. Killed you all on the first try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361827
>Aahhn! MC-Kun, no more please!"
>"Shut up Nojiko, you dumb slut! You're gonna get it!"
>"NYAAN~! Hey that looks fun, can I join you?"
There. I sexualized the creepy-crawlies AND saved you months of waiting on whatever Alp was planning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361834
9/10 It was shit - IGN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361848
>not a perfect ten
What, too much water for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361834
Do the Dragon one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361854
Uhh, okay?
>"Wahahah desu wa! We are in love now because reasons!"
>"Argh, my heart!"
>"It's okay, Friendly Neighbourhood Lich is here!"
>"Yay! Happily ever after!"
>years pass
>"I'm sorry daughter, but they didn't have any Dormice, so here's a regular Maus to cuddle!"
>"Please don't eat me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361859
Eh, 7/10.

At least you tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361864
Do better, biatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361859
Mouse 'eaten' by fluffy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361870
I was thinking Mouse used as a body pillow by Dragotheru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361859
Her tail bothers me. Do any mice have segmented tails like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361872
It's a cute idea, but I don't think Alp'll go that way.

Unfortunately for Nyanon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361880
Pfft, like I'm going to do tha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361879
You know I did once say I was going to do that, but I forgot all about it until it was brought up here.
Luckily for Cheesenugget.

Also Pomus is pregnant now, starting at line 208. This is the shortest update ever.

http://pastebin.com/Gt1BbaZD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361883
>impregnation
I am now diamonds.

captcha: ssmut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361883
I want Pomus to slap me after I knocked her up. Then we'll raise cute sea slime children together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361890
>>13361892
Little Sea Slime name suggestions will now be accepted.
Unfortunately the following updates to this story will have ara ara Kraken and genki Barracuda Mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361895
Maybe Alma? That sounds nice to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Wan Wan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361899
>Alma
Sure, if you're naming hellspawn.

>>13361895
How about Maribell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361901
Alma means kind or nourishing. Not exactly a hellspawn name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361905
But the only two Almas I know are the one from FEAR and the one from MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361880
>>13361882

Well, that was fa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361905
Where did you get that from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361910
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alma_(given_name)
Also a Greek derivation of the word means salt water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361912
>salt water
I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361880
YEEART!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361900
wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361919
Wan wan awoo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361933
Can I feed her an ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never date a monster girl who has a big, buff, Broly-lookin' Richard Epcar-sounding motherfucker for an incubus father

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361935
You can try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361933
Jesus Christ i never understood this picture untill now
fuck im an idiot
thank you for that file name

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361935
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361936
Is he a dense Paladin-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361943
i would find a way to get her some ice cream even if i had to break physics

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361945
No.
http://i.imgur.com/Xhp0CBy.jpg
He'll crack your skull open like an egg if you hurt his daughter.
But he'll also train you to be as strong as him if you ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361948
Just get that flower girl from railgun to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361948
Liquid Nitrogen Cream might resist the influence of her heat long enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361951
Dear God who is this Edge-Master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361956
The final boss of Disgaea 3.
He used to be a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361956
Don't worry. The back part is just decoration, to scare you.
Like the hoods that Apophis girls wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361948
>>13361953
The best part about eating ice cream is the way it melts in your mouth anyways. It's just making sure that it stays frozen until it gets there is the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361961
But I like those hoods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361965
Nobody said you can't.
After all, a woman's hood is her prized possession. She'd practically be naked without one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361951
>>13361936
>tfw girls with incubus dads will actually argue about whose dad can beat up the other's dad
>And their dads can and will actually engage in battle for the sake of their daughters' petty squabbles
>They mostly end in a draw, to let both girls save face, unless one of the dads happens to be a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361956
>Edge
What's edgy about his design? Or are you just using words you don't know again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361984
Let's see...

The shadowy aura, over-sized, misshapen energy sword, long dark hair, and that overdesigned mess of wings and tentacles behind him.

>>13361959
>Disgaea
Well that explains everything. Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

Take note of the goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361998
>Wool bursting through her pants
>Covering up her hands
Dear lord, that sheep could do with a sheering. I volunteer.

Her nails could do with a trimming too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361977
>happens to be a dick

You come at me, you coma at me like a man, In not gonna hesitate to wreck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361997
>long hair and big weapons are edgy now
>sadowy auras are no longer acceptable on villain characters

One is just straight up character design, and has nothing to do with edge. Big fancy weapons have always been a staple of fantasy, and also have nothing to do with edge. The guy is evil and obviously powerful, hence the aura of darkness. This is entirely acceptable, you wouldn't bitch about an aura of light on an angel, would you? The only thing slightly edgy is the wing/tentacles, and if they are there for a good reason, plot wise, I personally wouldn't call it edgy. Maybe he fucked nyarlhotep and got a cosmic STD, I don't fuckin know. It's mere existence doesn't qualify edge tho.

Furthermore, the guy only has one belt. And it's actually acting as a belt. That there should be proof enough that this design isn't edgy. You don't know what edgy is, so don't use words you don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362012
Can't you see you're raping him with your logic and understanding of genre staples anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362011
Really, it's more like an agreement of,
>Hey, my daughter wanted me to fight you, but I'm not really about it.
>How about we entertain all the kids in an amazing DBZ-tier swordfight and then end in a draw?
>That way, neither of our daughters will get called pussies or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362012
>Belts equal edgy

I love how seriously you're taking an obvious parody.
Go bury your head in Lulu's cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362014
But I haven't called xim a pronoun yet. How can it be rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362012
I think he was assuming the guy was edgy because he wasn't aware of the source. But obviously you slide past the bismuth radar if you're a big bad. Especially if you're a big bad from Disgaea, which he makes clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362021
I don't know the source either. Maybe the guy is a darkheart cut-master, I don't know. His design ain't edgy tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362015
>Not having the fight become a "loud proclamation of most embarrassing moments of your daughter's life" contest

Do you even fatherhood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362019
>obvious parody.
That's your fault for assuming he isn't being serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362020
You didn't nod and agree, you're scaring him and challenging his safe space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362035
>"For the sake of my daughter, whom I love despite her eating all the thin mints from the jar before dinner...whom I love despite her wetting the bed until 2nd grade..."
>"D-DAD!!!"
>"I will not lose to you!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362038
Oh shit, I just committed mass rapeocide. I'm so sorry anons. Can you forgive me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362038
>Safe Space
Ugh. I remember reading an article about that shit a few days ago. That is some of the cringiest shit I've ever heard of.

Why are literal manchildren taking over?
I ask the thread which devotes its days flip-flopping between arguing and gushing over fictional, inhuman women...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362045
Just remember that not everyone is comfortable with facts and check your privilege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362042
>wet the bed until 2nd grade
Would you lick your daughteru's crotch clean after she wet the bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362059
Ask /pol/ it's something about being on the downswing of society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362042
>Both of the girls screaming for them to stop by the end

>I cannot concede defeat. My honor demands I face such a worthy opponent to the end! Blush harder sweetie!
>You have earned my admiration as well in the ancient arts of fatherhood. But you will fall.
>You wouldn't really use THAT?
>I would. BEHOLD, THE BABY ALBUM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362066
N-...No............

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362066
Not even if I dicked the daughteru. The only thing I find more disgusting than piss is bananas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362071
Really? Is that so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362071
u wot m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362071
Obvious joke aside, I highly agree with this sentiment. Bananas are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362035
>"For the sake of Diddles-
>DADDY YOU PROMISED NOT TO CALL ME ANYMORE
>I challenge you to a hip-hop battle!"
What's more embarrassing than a dad rapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362068
>baby pictures
He went straight for the kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362071
DO YOU WANT A BANANA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362082
a rap with dad jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362082
But what if he was actually good?
What if he was at least as good as Lotus Juice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362066
Not unless she pisses liquid candy and sunshine.
So if she's a fairy, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362090
PEEL IT DOWN AND GO MM-NN-AAHH!! IIYADA!!

[Anonymous No.]

Your buddy sets you up on a blind date. It's very sudden but he claims that he made a promise he forgot about and he needs you to bail him out. You have no idea who you're about to meet.

Choose 1, 2, or 3. Your choice determines who your date is. No take-backs, you just gotta roll with it. Tell us how the date goes.

http://pastebin.com/Jn7HLxG4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362104
I picked 2. It surprisingly matches my style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362104
>Select 3
Could be a fun time. Might be a bit wary, what with her apparent figure, the clothing choices and table manners, but all the same, sounds like it'd be a fun night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362092
Then the other guy is fucked
Unless he's as good as Daveed Diggs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTPWY8MMGOk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362104
>3
I was a little sad I missed out on 1 at first, then I fully read 3 and no longer regret it in the least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362104

>Sundress
>Vintage sweaters
>Galoshes
>Wearing a scarf with a sundress
>Vegetarian
>Ukulele

Fuck it, I'm okay with this. She sounds sweet.

9/10, would give up my slovenly ways for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361381
>Alp came here to laugh at you.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361883
Impregnate the slime. Do it now.

I do have to note, that was the most dispassionate description of coitus I've heard since physiology classes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362104
Since nobody picked it, 1.

Eh, shoulda stuck with 2 like I planned to pick. I'd probably not show too much interest to be honest, though she seems nice.
I love me some erotic piercings, woulda loved the wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361880
YEEART!
YEEART!
YEEART!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362104
>2
Just like in my dreams
I'd call her a pleb for her music tastes though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362104
>1
At the end of the date I ask her to marry me.
Then we spend all night fucking like beasts.
Then tender cuddling until about 3 in the afternoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362160
>Then we spend all night fucking like beasts.
>Implying she'd even be the type to kiss on the first date, let alone fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362162
But we're married now. It's totally fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed alraune nectar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362136
IT ONLY SAID TO DO IT ONCE ANON-SAN. RECITE YOUR DEATH HAIKU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361880
YEEART!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361880
!TRAEEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361880
YAEERT¡

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361880

Y̧̦̻̬̖̬̖̬̞̦̬̭̞̜̟͉̼̿̏̂͛̑̾̀̋͆͜ͅͅĒ̛̹̞̩̤͖̠̗̍̅̊̍͑̿ͮ́́̚̕͡Ḛ̛̘̘̖͎̜̻̣̼̞̠͚͖̒ͭ̐̓̓͒͑ͤ̿̂̕͢A̛̬͍͎̩̹̜͍̱̰͎̖̞̙̣͖͕ͩ̋͋̓ͣͫ̔̂ͭ̀̂̋́͝R̷̶͙̜̫̭͕̩̠̯̹͓̱͓͆̉ͬ͆ͨ͛͗̒ͥ̋͂̋ͩ̕T̶̷̝̪͔͓̰̮̤̭͚̪͈̜͎̣͈̪̻̫̥̈ͪ̓ͫͫͪ̀̔͊ͧ̕͜͠!̵̧̨̞̲̰͓̠͇̫̜̣̞̦̜͖̲̱͒̏͒ͬ̀͌͋͠͠

[Anonymous No.]

YEEART!

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never date a mojyo Kunoichi girl who analyzes and talks about the flaws of the choreography of every ninja action movie she watches
>Except for Brina Lee. She knows how to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362222
What if we watch horrible low budget ninja movies on purpose? Would she like those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362222
>She likes naturo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362223
She'd have as much fun watchng them as the ordinary person would enjoy watching The Room.
Which is to say: a lot.

>>13362224
I think she would take offense to that assumption.
Seriously, don't say that in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362226
But I love The Room
Oh hi Mark

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362226
>Go jogging with her
>Run past her with your arms behind your back and a leaf village headband on
You'll never get to embarrass your ninja GF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362228
Good, you'll enjoy watching it, together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362229
Oh god that would be hilarious
>She starts going into some long speech about the art of using (insert weapon)
>You just say "but why not a gun?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362104
I picked 2. Not what I would normally pick. But that doesn't mean I wouldn't give it a shot. Though I don't like piercing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362238
>HFW she wonders that much more why she's still dating you
>And yet she still continues to do so

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362238
You're not supposed to be a jerk to her, anon. Just be on her side for every argument with subtle bullying
>Nuh-uh, my girlfriend is a NINJA, she could just karate chop the bullets out of mid air
Uh...honey. T-thanks but that's not how i-
>Nonsense. Go on babe. Show him how fast you run. I bet you could just dodge the bullets. Or just use your shadow juijitsu, and make the bullets pass
N-no, I told you before, that was just an illu-
>Hand me the gun man you'll see. Watch how she just evades this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362250
>Just cut the bullets in half
Uh, n-no hun, then I'd just get shot twice. The art is stealth. If they get a chance to shoot you, you've already lo-
>No, just use that knife of yours, the one with the magic folding jujitsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362104
I'm so glad I picked 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361715
>Cerea has the physical strength to use a long/broadsword like Vergil uses Yamato
>And has even USED A LOG THAT SAME SIZE LIKE A BO STAFF
>But carrying 10 log is a seemingly daunting task to her
Fuck you Crab, 'Cerea is my favorite character' my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362274
Crab can't into consistency.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised I've never seen manticore tail vore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362281
Don't jinx it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362281
Now you're just tempting .less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362281
Vore is a subsidiary of Belly Expansion/Weight Gain
Which is shunned here.
Even .less wouldn't try it again after last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362283
>>13362285
>>13362289
I was checking the /d/ catalog and remembered tail vore was a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362104

1 > 3 > 2

Yet they're all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362293
2 > 1 = 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362104
>2
>Going out with a Gyaru Werewolf
I can go for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362300
I agree.

As friends, though. I don't see myself having a serious relationship with any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362308
I would probably be ok with three, as far as relationships go. Neither of the other two though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362248
>She eventually comes to realize she's only going out with you because you've got a cute butt.
>Greatest shame of her life.
>You can see she's upset but don't know why.
>Offer to help her commit Sudoku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362324
>Give her a plastic knife
>why.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362274
>>And has even USED A LOG THAT SAME SIZE LIKE A BO STAFF
Maybe he realized chapter 21 was the worst shit he ever made and actually DEGRADED Cerea as a character so he's pretending it doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362326
>plastic knife
He was aware all along. He just wanted to watch her suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing filename?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362352
Reading Willis and Rhea and teitoku stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362352
Waiting on Kisaragi kai 2 for kancolle and contemplating creating my own monster girl setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362364
There's still some hours left for the 23rd, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362366
3 hours left till live maintenance so it's not that long. Gives me enough time to brainstorm ideas and never write anything at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362370
We'll both be busy when the 28th comes so you better at least write them down before your sanity consumes you.
And me.
Good luck, fellow ttk.

[Anonymous No.]

So...how would big meaty paws play board games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362466
Very carefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362466
I'd like to think an Anubis would play chess using a plastic stick with a rounded "claw" on the end of it. Squeezing the stick would close to claw, allowing her to move pieces more carefully than she would with her huge meaty paws although she'd still have to be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362364
Boatsluts are translated or you are playing jap version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362481
I always assumed she'd use those general shuffleboard sticks to gentle shove pieces around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362482
There's a translated version of boatsluts?

Also Tobihime when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362482
Japanese version with an English viewer/browser to keep track of equipment more easily. And posting re-class to pretend this is slightly monster girl related

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362481
Why couldn't she just use her own claws?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you go on a date with any species (apart from Matango, etc) or would you only go with some species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362511
Harbour-chan best abyssal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362537
Anything (with the standard bracketed exceptions: Alp, Cait Sith)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362554
>this fag wouldn't date an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362537
I'd like to give any monster girl a fair chance. Maybe not Matangos, furries or stage 1 Alps but most other species deserve a chance at least. Hell I'd even give a Beelzebub a fair shot, judging by the state of my room they're the only one that'd give me a chance anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362537
Yes, even horse pussy if she's nice.

>>13362554
>Not dating an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

Oh wow, here's another Cheshire by KC. Never saw it posted here before so maybe someone missed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362566
>judging by the state of my room they're the only one that'd give me a chance anyway
What about an Akaname that wants to clean you up? Or an Oomukade that comes out at night to lie on your piles of dirty clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362537
Depends on the girl and her pleb taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362569
Blue board

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362578
Ah yeah. Sorry.

http://i.imgur.com/A7KX71s.jpg?1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362587
*flaps her tail, throwing that large cum splatter in Anon's face*
*pop!*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362537
Most. Some obvious exceptions, as well as the really sadistic things. Other than that I'm alright with trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362537
Some species, though I'd like to be friends with the ones I don't go after.
>you will never be friends with a baphomet that brings you sneak peeks of new sabbath products.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362537
If she's nice, sure

It's just like in my harem anime!

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never force feed hathor milk to a baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362129
>the most dispassionate description of coitus
Is that some kind of bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362357
What's that, some kind of bizarro version of Rhea and Willis with maledom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361883
I'm with this guy >>13362129. For impreg sex that was strangely dispassionate. Maybe because you put the guy into some sort of Hathorite trance and just described Pomus as being in pain for most of the time?
>>13361895
Ujeli

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362537
How would a date with a Hellhound/Ushi-Oni/Amazon be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362702
I just don't think sex with a slime would be all that exciting. I'll try harder next time. If there is a next time.
>Ujeli
We already picked Alma back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362666
...._NoI fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362709
>Hellhound
Fun date, then she rapes you
>Ushi-Oni
Rape, rape and more rape
>Amazon
Normal date but with role reversal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362711
> can morph between body types at will
> can dick literally any part of her
> tentacles
> full-body massages
> is her own waterbed
> can do clone technique
> "not exciting"
You are no longer mah nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362739
They're just goo though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362739
>>13362740
To clarify, I'm talking about Sea Slime specifically, not regular Slimes. Something like Suu or Erubite is different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362740
And a p'orc is just pork.
It's not what you're made of that counts, it's how lewd you are with it.

[Anonymous No.]

What are some underrated girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362758
Creepy crawleys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361268
I guess you could say "the floor is larva"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362758
Khepris. Although they're more well liked than they used to be. In some of the /a/ threads they used to be met with outright hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362758
Slimes, apparently.
Also anything immobile gets very little loev, 'cos they're not really cut out for the adventure-type fics people keep writing. So plantgirls end up underappreciated, despite being top-class semen demons, because they're below-average party members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362755
I'm sorry. I'll try harder. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362777
Harem a shit, forced incubus a shit.
HATE
ATE
TE
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362778
Should the garden of Hannah Girtroot the herbalist Troll have some plant girls in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362758
Gargoyles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362778
I like plantgirls. It is true that being immobilised doesn't make them very appealing, but for people like myself who just want a calm life they're top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362781
Like that. Although it's not forced if I want it. With the power of an incubus king you could order them all to wear maid outfits and refer to you as master. I'd trade all my possessions for a harem of brown bug maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362796

But Anon, plantgirls like to eat people. Don't go putting yourself in danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362797
>you will never raise a harem/army of khepri to conquer the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362758
Grizzly

[Anonymous No.]

Have you praised Buffcubus today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362778
Plantgirls are great, but they don't need to be strictly immobile in writing. That just depends on how much plant to girl you want. Alraune for example, is her flower akin to a charging dock, a big glorified natural bed, or something else? Could she get some nutrients from standing barefoot in soil, outside her flower? All that limits you is imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362780
I'm not trying to bring you down, Alp. Pomus is still loev as a character and I have nothing but appreciation for you shining a light on a monstergirl who previously had no content.

But I always try and suggest improvements to every mg thing I read. Hell, I even do it when I read Bob, even though he's substantially better at writing than me. Plz do not seppuku your pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362821

Crap! I forgot. Will she rub her abs against my face to remind me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362805
That's just paladin propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362821
My once tubby Tanuki can now lift like an Oni, she's soft and has muscle now.
The best of both worlds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362758

Apsara.
Barometz
Ren Xiongmao
Kejourou
Akaname
Karakasa-Obake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362807
Army is overdoing it for me, I'd settle for a Khepri Mafia. They could run protection rackets on sex shops which would be pretty common in MGC and sell counterfeit aphrodisiacs.

Of course it's all fun and games till you end up infront of an Anubis judge and get sentenced to 5-10 years of Ushi slave labour for running an crime syndicate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362831
It's fine anon, it's fine. I'll try harder in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362758
Despite being one of the classic, main-species mgs, harpies seem to be vastly underrepresented in writefaggotry.
I think it's because whenever anyone wants a flying MG they got straight for Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362821
She looks pissed, like she tried and failed to woo a harem-dense MC

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle an Alp and tell her how special she is to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362846

Can't tell if this is just a devious plantgirl posting in order to trick me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362865

lacking both hands and tentacles is an issue for me.

I assume the need to help each other to dress in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

Let's discuss the REAL best monster girl waifu.

Yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362846
Bullshit, I was there when an Anon got seduced by a Dryad.

I can still hear him inside of that tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362882
Why is she so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362882
I like my monsterwaifu
She's mean towards strangers though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362889
MGE dryads are shit. I headcanon them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362889
Does he say stuff like
>Damn honey, you're barking me up a tree!
>Ooh, you're really sapping my strength!
Because that's probably just Charon messing with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362890
She just is, it can't be helped. And there's absolutely nothing creepy about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362882
Always remember that canonically Baphomets have the most pleasurable vaginas.

Speaking of which, did we ever finish that list of sex masteries?

According to the entries, winners are....

Vagina: Baphomet
Oral: Ghoul (for blowjobs), Akaname (licking)
Boobjobs: Holst
Handjobs: Dwarf
Anal: ???

No conclusion on the last one yet. Any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362881
I assume they would have clothes designed in such a way that they can ready themselves
(Or maybe they don't wear clothes, and just rely on conveniently placed feathers)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362911
>Anal
Kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362911
Paizuri Holstaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362903

Either Dryads are the worst MG in MGE, or that description was of what a Dryad does to someone she hates...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362911
The only MGE profile that so much as mentions anal is Dark Valkyrie, so...

[Anonymous No.]

Puppy daughterus a best Prove me wrong
>Loyal
>Playful
>Adorable
>Full of energy
>Loving
>Comes with many sisters
>Many breeds to choose from

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362537
Yes, besides Caith Sith and Mantago I would be willing to try and date any MG. Ofcourse I would favor some races more than others. But i'm still willing to give them all a fair chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362920
So that means we need a Valkyrie taking it up the rear. Consider it done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362911
>Anal: ???
[spoiler[Cheshire[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

whoever first came up with Monster Girl City as a thing anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362929
Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362929
Fun fact, MGC wasn't supposed to be Detroit tier at the beginning, just a normal city in a modern setting with monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362916

There is an MG called Tentacle isn't there?

I mean Kraken can only provide anal stimulation near water.

Any MG with tentacles that is able to do so in all terrains would win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362929
It's sort of a group work idea. No one really.

If you're interested, PsychoFox on IRC has been putting together a huge, collective pastebin on everything MGC related so far. Last I heard a few months ago he had 15 pages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362934
Then it went downhill after a small grace period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362920
I see no mention of anal on the dark valkyrie profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362938
>PsychoFox

is that pastebin public yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362911
I must protest the boobjob one. Holsts are the breastfeeding monster. It's hobgoblin tits that are for paizuri'ing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362820
Yeah, man. I love those fuzzy lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362947
Last I heard was a few months ago. I don't visit IRC often. If I had a link I would have posted it, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362948
>hobgoblin
>beating Holst
Milky titjobs > shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362934
Even now though it's status varies wildly. There's the Detroit tier MGC, the MGC where man and monster peacefully co-exist and everything in between the two. These days MGC is just a way of using a modern day setting without specifying a location.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362937
I wasn't making that joke
Imagine a CC Kraken bending over and spreading with her tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362966
Hobgoblins can give you standing paizuri due to their short size, I think they win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362946
Huh. You're right. I'll tell you what's happened, though:
> They were once disgusted by the act of being joined with their husband itself, and the depravity of having their husband demand a sexual position that he knows they used to especially hate such as the bestial rear entry position, where they're penetrated by the man from behind, or the shameless cowgirl position, where they themselves get on top of the man and shake their hips, only serves to fuel their ecstasy all the more.
I'm fairly sure that "bestial rear entry position" was originally translated as "shameful backdoor position".

[Anonymous No.]

Would you help an Ara Ara girl with her Dick Shortage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362997
If I have no wife, sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362986
How exactly does that make them better? A tit that doesn't produce any milk is merely a lump of flabby meat.
Holsts are better because they produce milk, have a lovely sized chest that doesn't look ridiculous, and can reach item on the top shelf in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362997
Krakens are one of my favourites and the most ara ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362929
Someone not very productive or insightful, because it's turbo lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362997
Does M. Bison want to take over the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362987
>bestial rear entry position
That just sounds more like "doggy style", since many japs refer to that style as beastly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362986

But they can't hug you into their chests while standing. Holsts can do paizuri as well as bury your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362882
She's cute, pure and if you compliment her, linguine starts to spill out of her pocket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13360291
>>13360295
Yeah yeah, old response, blah blah.
I keep seeing this all the time, and that is not why he changed his tumblr.
It was because of his association with an old group of drawfags on /b/ so he was going to start a new slate with another character and whatever else.
That crap has nothing to do with this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363001
>A tit that doesn't produce any milk is merely a lump of flabby meat
Even better, you can tease her for her useless meat.
> and can reach item on the top shelf in the kitchen
More teasing potential, you can give her headpats and reach the jar for her. Although all the teasing would probably get you death glares from her goblin followers given how much they're supposed to respect hobgolins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363033
>>13363001
Guys.
Guys,
Hey guys,
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363001
I'm not even saying I disagree with you, but the premise was which CANONICALLY is best at each sex act. I am personally skeptical that bapho could have the best vagina, but that's what the MGE says.

And when it comes to paizuri, the holst profile doesn't even mention it except in the supplemental art caption, while the hobgoblin profile contains...
...err...
...also no mention of paizuri, just a lengthy paragraph on nipple-fondling followed by mandatory goblin harem.

KENKOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363033
>>13363042
>bullying the shortstack
Either way, in the end if obvious that the best titjobs come from your waifu.

>>13363041
We can't always have both.

>>13363042

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363042
Ho-ho my lad! Down go, my lad! Down, down, down to Goblin town!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358773
the emphasis is on "monster", the things that kill people and are enemies; not on girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363052
Why hello there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363050
>Not having both.
>Not wanting your hobgoblin waifu to drink straight from the tap of you holstaur waifu as you impregnate both of threm
Come on Anon, you can do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363067
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363067
Now that's an eye opener. Or double paizuri where the holst's milk sprays all over the hobgoblin's breasts so you've got two pairs of breasts covered in milk pressing against your junk.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like big breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362911
I remember Anons agreeing that moth-girls would give the vest vaginal sex because of someone saying that real moths have a specialized hole only used for sex with the male and their use of sex pheromones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363085
Yeah? Well that's ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363085
Then you can have a regular goblin, or a horde of them. They tend to come together like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363085
That's fine. You can date all the regular Goblins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362911
We can do better than this:

Vagina: Baphomet (honourable mention: Lilim?)
Oral (blowjobs): Ghoul
Oral (licking): Akaname (honourable mention: Karakasa-Obake)
Titjobs: Holst (honourable mention: Hobgoblin)
Handjobs: Dwarf
Anal (her): Dark Valkyrie, maybe
Anal (you): Roper? (Honourable mention: tentacle)
Harem: Bicorn (honourable mention: queen slime)
Impreg: Mothgirl (honourable mention: echidna)
Sisters: Liliraune (honourable mention: khepri?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363098
>honourable mention: echidna
I say she should be in Moth's place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363052
Then just make them monsters, god dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

I mean, I know it's just a fantasy. But Cerea getting milked? My dick can't handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363103
My reasoning was that echidnas seem to be more interested in the prospect of being a mother than in the actual act of being knocked up.
Also moths should be easier to knock up 'cos they're less OP than echidnas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363107
Why Caithyl, why? I must remain faithful to Rachne, please don't tempt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363113
But Echidnas like having lots and lots of children. They get to experience being impregnated numerous times.
And how powerful they are shouldn't play a part in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363113
That and moths have a powder created to increase fertility

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363151
Wouldn't that just mean they're the best drug dealers for Monters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363161
Probably.
Combined that with some manticore venom and you've got a 100% chance of twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363103
Well here's why you're wrong

[Anonymous No.]

This place is a tremendous shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363181
Feels like home already, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363067
>Giving a hobgoblin holstaur milk straight from the tap.
You don't realize what you just did do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363181
What a new and interesting revelation. You truly are a world class journalist.

It's a comfy shithole though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363181
I can't believe this place hasn't been chased to /d/ yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363181
Dung-beetle monster-girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363172
Looks more like she's holding a plate in front of her belly over her being preggers. No pregnant woman's belly is that oddly shaped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363051
>we will never have proper orcs in that vein
>all just pigmen or warcraft/hammer variety
You don't even need to change that much: make them all female, more attractive while still maintaining their vileness and presto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363196
Yeah, because /jp/ is obviously the bastion of quality...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363202
Eggs anon. A lot of eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363220
If that's the case then insects should be disqualified for their mass births through eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363230
it's okay anon, only of those girls will live to breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362858
That's okay anon. Your Khepri mafia would free you and then flee together with you to the desert, where you can focus on becoming a family man instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363247
I just realised how out of hand having a harem of Khepri could get, a batch of daughterus from each one could be enough to start a village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363280
Not a village. A hive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363280
Depends on how you look at it and how closely you follow KCs rules on childbirth. If you stick to KC's rulebook it's very hard for an MG to get a cute daughteru. So you'd likely have some very old but consistent Khepri families.

Otherwise you would get hives/villages full of Khepri's pretty fast. Though even then i'd assume that a generation of daughterus would just split up from the main hive at some point in search of a husband, thus creating a new village/hive/realm when they find one.

Unless Khepri's die young, that will probably get out of hand fast. I hope humanity figures out how to travel to the stars fast after 2017 hits us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362104

>Quirky/Hipster Holstaurus
>Punker Werewolf
>Nerdy NEET Stoner Orc

I'm okay with all three, really. Ended up with 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363298
I recall reading somewhere -- can't recall if it was a tweet or something in the world guide book -- which said something along the lines of the reproduction rate having some correlation with the food chain.

Like how in real life the huge, top predators typically only produce small numbers (I imagine Dragons, Jinkos, etc) while smaller, simpler lifeforms at the bottom reproduce much faster (climes, bug-types, etc?)

[Anonymous No.]

So which girl actually needs stories the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363298
>If you stick to KC's rulebook it's very hard for an MG to get a cute daughteru
Thank god for that, we don't want to be re-enacting resident evil with endless amounts of Khepri or do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363357
That's also my headcanon, but if it is canon even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363359
Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363359
Selkie, Beelzebub and maybe something about a lonely Christmas cake Matango who can't understand why men hate her. I can imagine her bursting into tears at a bar while her married Jinko friend tries to cheer her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363374
>matango bursts into tears
>all girls in the room become mushroomified
>all men in the room because braindead mushroom slaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363369
I would welcome some of those, as long as they are the right kind, or rather, not the wrong kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363359
Need?

>inb4 everyone just starts shouting out their favourite MG like last thread

In all seriousness, some interesting concepts for running stories that haven't really been explored...

- Living Doll: Having to try and fend of constant accusations of being an Alp-in-training due to having a doll with you everywhere. Constantly trolls owner into awkward situations, everyone thinks he's loony when he blames the doll. Could work as either slapstick, horror, or both.

- Slime: Almost never done. I'd like to see a sort of healing/growth story where a slime goes from dumb-as-a-dog and slowly becomes more complex and intelligent until it becomes a true worthy partner for her husbandu/host

- Kikimora: There haven't seem to been any serious stories which explore the complex relationship between master/servant, professional distance, and forbidden love. Could be a good drama.

- Tanuki: Another good potential drama. Possibly a Tanuki who keeps getting pulled into a more distant relationship due to pursuit of wealth, which struggles against her love for someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363384
(cont.)

Amazon/P'Orc: Trying to "civilize" a formerly wild orc who believes she's supposed to be a slave or object for her husbandu (or vice versa). He tries to instead teach her how to be in a normal, equal relationship.

Dark (Priest/Angel/Valkyrie): Similar to above. Try to convert her from viewing relationships as a purely sexual thing into a more "normal" one with lovey dovey stuff like dating, watching movies, going to dinner, etc.

Familiar or Witch: Girl clings to a guy, and he assumes it's just her parroting Sabbath teaching, and she tries to win him over by slowly convincing him that she actually loves him as a person, not just because he's an onii-san.

Elemental: I can't even recall anyone writing a decently-long story where an elemental is the central love interest. I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363359
Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363359

Believe it or not - Lilim.

There are no stories that actually have them as a character outside of one or two greentexts. Characters like Mari and Ilassa have profiles, sure, but that's not the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363369
I agree.

A story of high school Anonymous dating a MGE Yeti who's mom is Tomasu Yeti and the father is some cool Lumber Jack who's overly protective of his cute daughter with neat stories about manly mountain man things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363359
Mimics and/or Pot Devils/Jinn of the Jar

>>13363384
>Tanuki

Suddenly recalling this story of a merchant who makes a marriage contract with a Tanuki, travels the world to become financially worthy of her, only to discover she started a family with someone else in his absence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363416
>Lilim
A nice concept for a Lilim would be one in a modern setting and comes from a rich family. She has a huge circle of "friends" that surround her but she feels as if everything is empty and only due to her family's status. That is of course until she meets selfy-mc-insert and he treats her like a pest, the refreshing and honest behaviour causes her to stalk him in an attempt to win him over.

It's cheesy and cliche but I love cheesy and cliche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363430
This picture is the equivalent of the fat girl angle shot, but remember you're still ugly as sin. UGLY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363441
The last time we tried or even attempted to put a lilim in a story was for a maid cafe but then everything went to shit because >why is a lilim there in the first place so yea nothing happened to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363415

Salamander - Anonymoose's Monster Girl Saga covers that one pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363448
Lies and slander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363456

That's because it was .less (or Mari) trying to shoehorn in Mari the lilim somewhere she didn't belong. It's also why .Less thinks MGE is shit now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363462
>covers
One man's stories does not quench the thirst of desire for Salamander booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363456
>why is a lilim there in the first place
Secret cosplay hobby which her mother disapproves of so she works part time in a maid cafe in the next town to engage in her forbidden activity. Throw in something about her liking one of the regulars or the male chef and there you go.

It's silly sure but we're in a thread about wanting to fuck imaginary girls, if the oc was super serious there'd be something wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363359
orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363359
Are there any Jinko stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363384

Slime - there is actually something like this out there called Wicked Diety on Fenoxo Forum

http://forum.fenoxo.com/thread-2318.html

Long ass story in a custom MG setting about super ninja-swordsman and 2 other guys travelling with a Echidna and Red Slime.

The Red Slime starts out pretty simpleminded, though well meaning. And there is 2 gradually developing romances. Though that story has really really really long and detailed "intro" that is basically describing the setting - of which only a relatively small portion is used.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363384
>Slime
Sounds like every AI story ever, except this AI wants to suck your dick constantly. I imagine as she gets smarter she becomes more calculated in how she pleasures you until she's beyond human intelligence and can literally knock you out from pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363479
She can pretend to be a regular Succubus and hide her power level.

With a partial reasoning that she wanted to be treated "normally" instead of some super rich / dangerous Lilim that everyone acts differently around.

You know, the classic Princess wanting to be a commoner schtick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363500
I wasn't aware AI romance stories were a "thing", unless you happen to browse a very specific type of fetish forum or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363500

also sounds like Oblimo's story - except that transition was done very quickly and after that story stayed at "knock out from pleasure" status.

Just as fap material goes - Trials In Tainted Space basically starts you out with a slime girl that has 3 different sex scenes which together with the female slime battle loss scenes from Corruption of Champions really sold me on this MG. One of those where good author can explore almost any kink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363441
The only thing I remember about a Lilim is a greentext about a yandere Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363475
This guy gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363522
And the dense harem MC hero greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363517

search fembot on erotic story sites.

Though I don't remember any where the fembot would meaningfully progress beyond just basic initialization about 'owner's preferences - so maybe those don't kind as AIs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362781
Hopeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363517
I meant just about how they start out basic and subservient but they become smarter and smarter until they tell Hal that they can't let him do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363527
Nope, about a Lilim that buys an entire apartment complex so no girl is close to her future husband

[Anonymous No.]

>Hm? What's wrong?
>Why are you staring?
>Is it because I'm pale?
>Mister, could you...be one of those 'one-eye' fetishists I've heard about?
>Gross.
>To be attracted to a girl like me, you must be pretty gross, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363522
I remember something about a guy being allergic to demonic energy and a Lilim trying to be friends with him despite nearly killing him when she got too close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363522
>>13363416

There is a Lilim in harem-builder story "Momma Madeiras School for Maniacs & Monsters" on Monster Girls Unlimited forums.

because it's a harem, individual girl progression was limited, but there is some with her and the Lilim = powerful part isn't too out of place.

Warning for overpowered, annoying MC and half the story focused on fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363085
All of my disgust and hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363550

>story that best does a sex-goddess MG
>sex goddess so sexy, story has to go past no-smut to make it work...all the way into "no coming within a kilometer of each other"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X05Xsh8NolE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363574
This is now funny videos thread :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363585
>>>/tv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363464

U-G-L-Y! So ugly you can peel paint from walls with her face. So disgusting people's eyes develop mouths so they can vomit. So repellent pet owners hand a picture of her around their pet's necks to keep fleas and ticks away. So hideous the devil checks under his bed and in the closet for her at night. So ugly she is in fact causing the heat death of the universe.

UGLY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362758
Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363598
No bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363599
A shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361895
>Sarah
>named after the guys mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363357
>>13363367
I don't remember seeing such a tweet. But my own headcannon follows similar rules and is based on the MG's original species. So a Hellhound will have a nice litter of adorable, never listening hellpups, while a Holstaur ussualy only gets a single daughteru and where the Husband of a Scylla can call himself the busiest dad in the world. Perhaps also the best dad in the world if he can cause a large of amount of his 400.000 daughterus to survive.

Single family Scylla city when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363599
Why is she wearing childish panties?
Not that I mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363602
>a shit
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363464

So cute. I want to hug and squish that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363612
To give her victim false hope
>She starts to undress
>You notice her unusual choice in underwear, maybe she's a nice hellhound after all
>She notices the look on your face
>"Sorry sweetie it's not saving your pelvis"

[Anonymous No.]

>Loli Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363623
They're awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363628
You say it like it's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363610
So you default to real world birthing patterns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363548

Actually I noticed a spider crawling on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mermaid butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363652

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363633
Why does people not like Hellhounds
Did something traumatic happen like with Chesire or Manticore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362481
Personally, I think they'd be dextrous enough to pick up and move the pieces, with her claws at least...

Though she'd still have to be careful. Even if she can pick them up and move them just fine, wouldn't want to knock the other pieces over in the process...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363628
>Hurr pelvis
Will that ever stop being funny?

The answer is yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362537
Pretty much. Of course I have a preference for the few I always go on about, but pretty well any MG species would be a good date I think.

Except Matango, of course. And also Red Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363658
I just don't like 'em.
Cheshires are cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363647
Yes that, I now feel silly for taking the long road to explain that instead of using a single sentence.

It does offer me an excuse to post more daughteru pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363663
Got a bad case of post traumatic ushi disorder or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363663
Are you also the faggot who complains about hand holding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362569
Oh yeah, from the new LN.

That's just the image that was released for the preview, so chances are, there's lewds for Jabberwock, Dormouse, Mad Hatter and March Hare, that we've never seen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363656
Big MG butts are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363672
Old, overdone jokes do give me PTSD.

>>13363675
I dunno, are you the faggot who keeps tabs on all the boogeymen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363681

Damn straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363098
>Honourable mention: Lilim?
Nah. The big emphasis in the profile for Lilim is how they're so beautiful, any guy will fall head over heels for them on-sight.
So Lilims best for Bukakke?

[Anonymous No.]

It is time to wurm.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49970857

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363696
Hey
How about
We pretend that chapter doesn't exist because it's such complete shit
And live in a world where Crab isn't a lying sack of shit about Cerea being his favorite character

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363700
Wurm-chan is so cute. I want to give her all my shiny pennies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363706
I read that as "penises"...

Was this your plan all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363706
Why did I read penises

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363548
>Hey baby, ever been bullied before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363672

not that anon, but the whole pelvis shattering thing always sound to me like the MG in question doesn't know how to do it properly, or lacks coordination.

More importantly it implies lack of imagination.

"How erotic is Hellhound? she will do you in one position of most vanilla sex for a long time." mentioned every time Hellhound is brought up.
^^
that right there is the real shit-tier - the promise of hours0long boring vanilla.

Individual MG proponents should really take a page out of Vanadis games and be more creative with their MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363712
>>13363713
HA! ALPS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363712
>>13363713
No I mean pennies. You just have dirty minds, you have too much demonic energy in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363731
>too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363722
Pfft, what? Who says that?

I always imagine Hellhound sex as being a wild event that sends you both flying about the room, fucking in every imaginable position on every available surface, that doesn't stop until you're both exhausted and you're both soaked in each other's fluids.

Then an hour later it all repeats, starting with the shower.

[Anonymous No.]

Kitsune booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363740
Why is she wearing so little on a rainy day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363731
What you did, I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363723
>calling someone gay on the internet
Truly, to boldy go where no man has gone before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363723
You ain't nothing but a bully, pickin' on Alps all the time~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363722
I just think it's funny how do go "Nah man, they super care about you" and then immediately go to the pelvis-breaking part.

You'd think they see the irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363774
>*how they go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363766
I'm not the one seeing dick where there isn't any. If the shoe fits...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363412
I could try to make a comfy story about Amazons one day. Guy goes native, marries an Amazon, and then they have cute antics and learn how to respect each other's values.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363781
Your shoe-based analogies will not work on me, bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363792
An Alp walking in high-heels for the first time ever when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363794
A Wurm walking in high-heels for the first time ever when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363795
>Classy Wurm Wight with stocking and garterbelt
Of course she'd need high heels, too.

[Anonymous No.]

why do most of the interesting stories go unfinished?

Whoever YBA is, please continue Meat and Metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363795
>>13363801

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363787
>guy marries amazon
>lives in her village
>goes out to work
>completely undermining the beliefs and attitudes of the tribe
>ending in anything but a beatdown, possibly for both of them

U WOT M8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363792
Did you know that every 45 seconds a black loafer is born without any sole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363810
Are you saying Wurm can't look nice and classy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363812
You can't force me to write stupid shit. I'll write stupid shit all on my own, and I'll do it my way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363795
>>13363801
>Wurm in a durable tail-stocking and a custom garterbelt
Lovely.
>Wurm with a high-heeled shoe dangling off the tip of her tail
Silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363819
I'll believe it when I see evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363825
>Silly.

Silly yet lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13362511
I realize I'm a bit late, but what's the game like anyway?
I've only heard about the anime, and it seems like a show built around selling people waifus so they buy their merchandise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363814
Well, as long as they're still kicking...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363836
You gather ships, you gather equipment, you gather resources and then send the ships do their job
And like that for months
My friends describe it as farmville for waifufags

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363846
>farmville for waifufags
Sounds like shit, I think I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363822
When you pretend to be retarded out of left field, what you mean to say is often lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363812
>lives in her village
>not the other way around
I mean, if you want to make writing it harder, be my guest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358773
Because western fags are afraid of sexuality, whereas in glorious nipon, and basically everywhere else without a strong monotheistic influence, people fuck everything, and if it talks like a human and has a pussy, it's conquerable by the dick. So might as well make your dick happy by drawing pretty monsterwomen rather than ugly monster women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363862
>pretend to be retarded
No you silly person, I was using humor as a way of defusing a situation you were trying to lead into shitflinging.
>>13363865
But anon, that's sinful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363857
It's fun, been playing it for a few months
Not like you are missing anything special

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363865
>Nips aren't afraid of sexuality
Yet they have the harshest censorship laws outside of places like China.
I wonder if Japan will ever admit what it really is, or maybe it knows that it would never truly be accepted into the modern world if it did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363846
>My friends describe it as farmville for waifufags
Pretty much, no hassle to keep it running in the background and go hard on it every few months for events. Plus It has a ton of interesting girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363877
>Yet they have the harshest censorship laws outside of places like China.
They like to pretend they're not freaks so they can have penis festivals when the world isn't paying attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363879
>>13363846
So does it have an english version or is only in Jap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363863
You're the one who said the guy goes native, meaning he would be part of her world, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363897
Only jap but there's a viewer that helps a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363887
White Piggu invasion of their new sex theme park when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363899
No, I'm the one who said go native, and I'm not arguing anything here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363899
>You're the one who said the guy goes native
No I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363872
>>13363899

[Anonymous No.]

Make your choice.

An easy choice is never a choice worth making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363911
Why are you quoting me? I don't understand.
>>13363918
Krampus, always Krampus. Krampusnacht every nacht.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363918
I choose purging all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363877
>Yet they have the harshest censorship laws outside of places like China.
I heard that they were american censors placed on them after ww2. on't quote me, I have no idea of the validity of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363907
>>13363909
Well whoever you are, don't know if you're gonna go through with it, but I just wanted to tell you your story idea is fucking retarded.

>amazons
>raised from birth to be warriors and see men as the lesser sex
>respecting their values

Next you'll tell me muslims totally take women's opinions into account.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to worship Buffcubus and follow Her commandments.

>Strength is a responsibility
>Humans are for protecting, not for abusing
>Strength is beauty. The stronger you are, the more beautiful you are.
>Eat more oats.
>Never skip leg day
>Honor the rest days and keep them holy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363918
Do I have to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363923
The only correct choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363925
The censors in their culture were brought about after WW2 when they were trying to show the world that they had changed and they were a nation that was more like the West than their old self.
It's why Whaling is "outlawed" even though it's still practiced regularly.
Though there's no real reason for the censorship laws to exist now, as most western countries now consider them oppressive and backwards in many ways socially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363927
Hence why I suggested the amazon living outside of her tribe.

Surely that would be less retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363927
Well you can just not read it then, you silly wanker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363923

Rusalkas did nothing wrong. They can't help it.

Neither can Poison Slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363929
Fuck I worship Chubthor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363918
Rusalka is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363937
>They can't help it.
But I also can't help it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363658
people took offense to the "untamable" part of their profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363929
>tfw skipping leg day sometimes
Sorry Buffcubus, can we still be together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363925
I decided to look at things and here's jap religion on porn
>Japan's indigenous religion, Shinto is based in animism, with a belief that supernatural beings dwell in nature. The gods and goddesses of Shinto are not repositories of morality or perfection; instead they exist within nature and thus, sexuality is an innate part of life itself.[8] Therefore, religious attitudes are no obstacle to the presence of pornographic material in Japan's secular society, nor is pornography blasphemous in any way, even when it depicts religious persons (mostly shrine maidens) or mythological beings.

can't find enough about after ww2 tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363944
A dog that doesn't listen is a shitty dog.

Just get a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363939

Renounce your sinning ways. Buffcubus is the One True Way.

Fuck Hathor.

Fuck Arachnotaur.

Fuck Deruella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363929
Forgive my ignorance, but what is this Leg Day you speak of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363918
Rusalka, every single time.
>>13363933
>It's why Whaling is "outlawed" even though it's still practiced regularly
Actually a lot of Japanese culture is like that, it's all about appearances and they don't care what you actually do as long as you make an effort to appear to be "normal".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363947

As long as you repent for your sins and renounce inferior, non-muscular women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363956
Now I kind of want to see a Japanese version of Keeping Up Appearances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363953
>Fuck Hathor.

Would that I could anon.

Would that I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363953
>Fuck Arachnotaur.

I thought Buffcubus and her were tight. Especially since Arachnotaur is all about the mad gains and princess carrying your husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363953
>>13363957
Go back to /fit/ Buffcubus, else I shall curse you with health...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363964
You couldn't if you tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363957
Deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363953
>>13363939
What if I worship both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363957
I want to pat her head. How hard would a big girl like her blush if a smaller, DYEL man were to pat her on the head and call her cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363959
>Only beat your wife indoors
>Don't act racist in front of Americans or Europeans
>Try and justify whaling as scientific research
>Refuse to admit to war crimes
>Resent your neighboring Asians with a passion that makes your ancestors proud
>Pretend to like Westerners but hate them for disgracing Grorious Nippon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363967
Is she willing to risk it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363951

invaded by christianity

still cannot believe humans embrace religions that tell them not to have sex and oppresses women into being sexless.

Why they fuck couldn't the religion that oppresses women into a regular diet of semen be the one to sweep this planet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363976
She has friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363979
Cause then they'd all be whores. Is that what you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363964

Give yourself to what you know is right.

Buffcubus only wants to protect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363979
Because the people who got to fuck fucked, and the people who didn't get to fuck or fap killed other people.

[Anonymous No.]

Alps are for loving, not bullying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363982
>>13363985
The power of the cosmos inside my fingertips laughs at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363982
Stupid sexy buff Momiji. I want to make her awoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363934
Do you know what the expression going native means? Since it was applied to the guy, HE would be the one living in the village, but whatever. I'm out.

Yes, her living outside the village would make it less retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363918
how big are the chunks Rusalka

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363979

>Being sexless

But marriage is a Christian sacrament. It's not anti-sex, you can fuck all you want and be of one flesh after marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364002
No, you have to impregnate with every ejaculation, or else you get killed like Onan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363957
>muscular women
>women
>superior

Diabolus kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363999

>How big are the chunks

Mouth-sized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363999
Open your mouth wide as possible, got that? Now add another 20 or 30% due to monster genes and you've got your answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363979
It's a sham to control the masses. There's no other reason that to maser your fellow man. There's no faith aspect, there's no higher power aspect, because no sane man looked at the world an ascribed it all to a singular being. Why do you think that pretty much every native religion was at its first stages polytheistic? Powerhungry assholes took control and their religion reflects that in a single powerhungry asshole, likely modeled after the first powerhungry asshole to convince the world of his divinity.

And oppressing sexuality and making a person feel guilty for the most natural of acts is a pretty strong thing. Imagine trying to controll chill masses who do whatever and flow like water compared to irate, blueballed mobs with heads and cocks as hard as stone who can't think further than their conflictions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363918
Parasite wasp would be cool, except for the whole host-dies thing. Otherwise rusalka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364005

Not with every ejaculation. That's literally impossible.

You can always record her menstrual cycle and only fuck on safe days, you know. Makes sex more scarce, but also more special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363973
Can't wait for all the keks that will be had when they finally run out of money to feed their old people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363984

assuming the non-idiotic definition of "whore" (which would be disparaging any woman that doesn't repress her sex drive) :

didn't say they would have to get it from multiple men or demand money for it

and by the way
>women patriarched into sexually active behaviour
>automatic assumption of worst case scenarios
>automatically labelled whores

That right there is the shit christian rearing up from the brainwashed part of your brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364014
Oh shut up Flanders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364006
>all that skindention
>that beautiful looking vagina outline
>that dripping mouth
>those breasts
>bands around the thighs
I just fapped, dammit, don't do this to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364008
>Now add another 20 or 30% due to monster genes
wut

>>13364007
this guy is right. As big as her mouth is and a little less. I've never been able to cram an entire mouthful of a leg of ham into my mouth. there's always room to chew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364006
Afraid of some muscle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364017
>christian rearing up from the brainwashed part of your brain
>implying

Look, I know you like preaching(ironically), I've been there.
But seriously, take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364011
>There's no faith aspect, there's no higher power aspect, because no sane man looked at the world an ascribed it all to a singular being.

He would though since the omnipotence/creation aspect necessitates a singular entity.

See if a creator is immaterial then even if there was more than one, there'd still be functionally only one since, as immaterial and omnipotent, they'd have to exist in the same space and perform the same actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364016
It's the older generation that's the problem, as soon as the newer stock comes around and they get in charge I can see things changing in their country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364006
I like fit girls, but damn if I can't say no to health like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364021
>wut
Basically they can open their jaws wider due to not being human. There's a 99% chance those numbers are made up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364029
Sure, it will still be funny though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364030

But how can a weak, flabby body like that protect you against prospective threats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364023
I want to do armwrestling and handholding and jog with her fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364034
>Not being strong yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364034
>What is Strongfat

I can have my smile protected and cuddled

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364023
Not at all, but saying muscular women are superior, when the blueprint demands ZE SOFTNESS, and I do mean softness, not even health, shows how misguided you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364002

>Restricts any kind of experimentation.
>Restricts learning how to do one of the most important activities for maintaining a healthy relationship
>encourages sex for procreation only
>discourages exchanging any information about one of most vital aspects of life
>associates sexuality with sin from early age

it totally is anti-sex. Allowing it under one set of conditions with a whole bunch of restrictions doesn't cut it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364023
I'm afraid they'll make fun of my weak body.

[Anonymous No.]

Part of the reason why sex is such a big taboo and how women aren't allowed to be sexual in the abrahamic triad is due mostly to lineage and bloodlines.

When power and rule from kings to shop owners transfers to the first born son, it's of the utmost importance that the kid be yours. So, back in those days a woman's "purity" was everything in order to ensure any kids she had were yours.

It's part of the reason no one really cared if a guy sired a bunch of bastards all over, but if a woman did the same thing there would be hell to pay.

Of course, it still exists today because no one wants to raise a kid that isn't theirs from infancy on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364049
Please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364047
You can always ask them to train you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364044
>One set of conditions

But they're the most vitally important set of conditions. Marriage and monogamy are very important.

>Experimentation

That's just plain irresponsible.

>Restricts learning how to do one of the most important activities for maintaining a healthy relationship

If you can't have it without sex then it's not a healthy relationship, it's just shameless lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364034
I'd be inside all day, too busy massaging her ample breasts, grabbing handfuls of those juicy thighs as I watch that pillowy ass of hers bounce on my lap until I pass out. What could I possibly need protection from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364053
>If you can't have a healthy relationship without sex, you're evil
Stupid Flanders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364047

Muh weakbro! Don't worry, they'll just tease us a bit but then the love will happen, right? : D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364025
What? I don't get what you're trying to say with your second point and your first makes no sense. there are plenty of creation stories which don't necessitate a singular entity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364051
I wouldn't survive their teasing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364058
>:D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364056

If you can't have a healthy relationship without sex then you can't have a healthy relationship.

Sex only lasts so long. You need to rely on things beyond that. It has to be something you never tire of.

What happens when you're too old to have sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364018
Okily Dokily

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364063
Please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364063
>What happens when you're too old to have sex?
Not him, but there's no point in leaving your partner, obviously. Not like you're gonna do it to have sex. And if you got to that point you're probably conditioned to stay with her anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364060
>which don't necessitate a singular entity.

Yeah, and those don't make sense.

Okay, so every creation story necessitates an entity that exists before the existence of the physical. An immaterial entity.

>If it's immaterial then it has no boundaries. It's not restricted by physical space.

There can only be one immaterial being because space doesn't matter to an immaterial being. All immaterial things exist in an identical space.

An immaterial thing cannot be restricted physically, intellectually, or emotionally. Therefore, all immaterial things are identical. Even if there was more than one immaterial thing, they'd still be only functionally one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364072
>And if you got to that point you're probably conditioned to stay with her anyway

But what if you're not?

>Not him, but there's no point in leaving your partner

What makes you think there's no point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364053

>Experrimentation..
>irresponsible
>cause things like handjobs likely to impregnate... and give everyone in the village syphilis as well


>model of testing for a "healthy relationship"
>romantic relationship without sex

>shameless lust
> lust... something to ashamed of.

>whatever you say christianfag

If something like MGs happened, would be traitorkun so fast...
just to help them wipe these shit religions out of existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364063
He doesn't know old people have sex

And meanwhile, when you're young and full of juice, what's eh point of not dumping it all in your partner. Holy shit anon even alps are more manly than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364072
>>13364073
>>13364077
>>13364081
This is a monster girl thread. If you want to debate religion it should be about why Hathor is the best god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364077
WHY. WON'T. YOU. STOP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364042
My comrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364081
>>cause things like handjobs likely to impregnate... and give everyone in the village syphilis as well

>Irresponsibly experimenting with an action that is inherently tied to an extreme emotional aspect

>romantic relationship without sex

Yes, those exist.

> lust... something to ashamed of.

Absolutely. Be more disciplined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364063
>implying you ever have to stop
My parents are senior citizens and they still go at it. It's embarrassing whenever I bring a girl home for Christmas or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364086
Fuck off, people are having a conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364092
>My parents are senior citizens and they still go at it.

In time, their sex organs will stop working.

Then they'll either be miserable or it'll be revealed that they had a real relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364086
They think they can change someone's opinions on 4chan. Fools.

Anyway, why is Cheshire the best catgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364090
You refusal to stop is infuriating the Monster Girls. They need attention.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we go back to monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364100

We need an Ushi version of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364084
Because she blesses flay chests with bountiful ones, gives girls without hips a pair that look like she's had many kids, created the phatest of asses, and given enough chub so the girls look soft and cuddly
Do your duty, spread the wealth.
Spread the health*
*Cait Sith furniture do not count past the first gallon and a half

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364114
You know I'm reading Heretics of Dune and it has things called chairdogs, which are like genetically engineered, fluffy furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364098
Again
>Implying you ever have to stop
When my grandparent's died in their 90's I'm pretty sure they were still going at it too. Stop pretending everyone has shit genes and lose all drive when they get old. In fact the opposite is true. It's like you don't even know the dirty old man and dirty old woman stereotypes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364114
>Do your duty, spread the wealth.
>Spread the health

But how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364099
Why is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364122
Do you know what menopause is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364126
Doesn't mean for a minute that they still don't enjoy sex. And men are generally virile until they die.

[Anonymous No.]

Which color do you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364126
They stop producing eggs. Doesn't mean their feel good hole doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364090

>>Irresponsibly experimenting with an action that is inherently tied to an extreme emotional aspect
>afraid of things that have emotional impact
+
>arguing that step 1: lifelong commitment, step 2: start experimenting with actions tied to extreme emotional aspect is the responsible sequence of events

This kind of logic is why Paladins lost the war and every Monster Girl City fic mentions them being a laughingstock left around for MG amusement.

Paladin grenade training:
Step 1: pull out pin,
Step 2: measure if target is in throwing range...

Consistent with their approach to responsible sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364126
Something an Echnida never gets.
>>13364137
I choose purple fires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364137
I want a brown one with silver hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364137
Blue fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364077
What are you gonna do, leave her to fuck some one younger and cuter? You're too old to have sex. and also arguments don't work if all you're going to do is go
>But what if?

>>13364084
>>13364086
Shut up. I'm roleplaying as a citizen in MGC arguing with order paladins. There, now it's MG related, so fuck off.

>>13364073
>And those don't make sense
Like any creation story makes sense, and if we wanna get stupid, which we do, I posit that the universe itself is the immaterial entity. In norse mythology at least, muspelheim, Ginnungagap and niflheim just exist.

>The ancient Egyptians had many creator gods and associated legends. Thus the world or more specifically Egypt was created in diverse ways according to different parts of the country.[3]

In all of these myths, the world was said to have emerged from an infinite, lifeless sea when the sun rose for the first time, in a distant period known as zp tpj (sometimes transcribed as Zep Tepi), "the first occasion"

Again, here another non-anthropomorphic immesaurable entity, "the sea" simply just exists.

Just these two examples display two identities which CANNOT be given personality as the entities, therefor a singular, real entity, such as a dictator can not be prescribed to them, nor can they be called divine. This got in the way of powerhungry assholes so they slowly invented a single person who created everything. Ala, Allah, and Yahweh.

>There can only be one immaterial being because space doesn't matter to an immaterial being.
But if space doesn't matter why can there only be one immaterial being?

>An immaterial thing cannot be restricted physically, intellectually, or emotionally
If they cannot be restricted why do you tell me that there may only be one? Even if functionally they are one, even if functionally all together as one created the universe, that only necessitates the worship of a pantheon. Which was widely practiced, and in no way necessitated a single entity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364137
Shiny with blue flames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364137
The middle left one looks like a more saturated version of the far left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364148
>roleplaying as a citizen
Move along, citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364123
Report to your local Hathor Moonistary and they will give you a gallon (or half gallon) of Hathor milk to give to an individual

>>13364121
Yeah, it's sorta like that except this furniture broke into your house, tried to rape you, and has now gone full masochist
Unless you were "nice" to your furniture and gave it a warped case of Stockholm syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364146
What about the flame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363181
Oh yeah? well go to Detroit that's a real shithole
and if you live in Detroit kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>You get home from shopping to be greeted by this
How do you proceed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364155
Well now just to decide who to give it to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364159
Probably the default colour, I was thinking of K from King of Fighters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364162
>they work together
I demand the Bapho for dinner in a bath of the Holst, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364162
Who are you two and why are you in here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364162
Hug Baphomet and ask her why would they try to be like Hestia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364162
Run

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364162
Slam the door shut as I sprint out of the house.
No way in hell am I getting fucking brainwashed into being a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364098

hear that grandpa?
you stayed with your wife for 30 years.
But only when your dick falls off, will Anon know if your relationship was "real".

Until then, that whole raising a family, guiding kids through adulthood, spending most of your life with one person - that was just a parody of one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364162
Step 1: lift baphomet
Step 2:Remove holstaur's top and attach baphomet to nipple
Step 3:Empty holstaur's breast into baphomet, repeat for other breast.
Step 4: Take both home and impregnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364137
Far right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364162
Remove bapho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364162
Chuckle at their enthusiasm and say I'm home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364170
Any loli, a tanuki, dragons of all types and color.
Oh! And Janice the manticore from work who keeps eating your lunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364197
Keep away from my Dragon, I'm feeding her bacon off of my belly already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364181
He's probably one of those sad bastards who thinks love isn't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never go to Bast's monthly 'singles' house party and awkwardly slink around, wishing you were at home playing video games
>Just before you leave a drunken Anubis will never stumble into you, spilling her drink on you
>She'll never profusely apologize and try to clean it up, only to make it worse and go to pieces
>You'll never realize she's just as out of her element as you are and somehow summon the courage to try and have a conversation with her
>She goes off on a tangent about how she's had no luck finding guys, they're a pain in the ass, did she mention she likes it up the ass, and you know what else is going to be ass? Battlefront 3
>Talk for a while, keep spaghetti spillage to a minimum and actually discuss your interests for once without receiving an eyeroll
>Anubis clings to your ever word, as well as she can when she's ripped
>Eventually she just blurts out she likes you and she's horny and the two of you should go somewhere with less people
>Y-you too
>She guffaws and snorts, drags you to one of the many bedrooms in Bast's place
>Tries to be sexy but winds up just getting tangled up in clothing that you have to help her remove
>Why are there lego in her pockets
>Starting to feel bad because she's obviously three sheets to the wind
>Get on the bed with her, nearly naked yourself
>She goes for the kill
>Falls face first into the blankets
>Snoring
>ohgodwhatnow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364197
Tanuki and Dragons sound good but I don't know any personally. And I don't know a Janice, the only Manticore I know works in the local KFC. I know a Yeti who's a little on the thin side would that work?

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all motherfuckers need some Paladin Chan in your lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364235
I want to seduce and corrupt a paladin so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364235
Away with you, foul beast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364216
Finish what she started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364216
Time to gently pet her head and fall asleep besides her. Maybe some breakfast in bed for her in the morning to cheer her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364220
Yes, yetis are good targets for health spreading

>>13364203
Milk will give her strong bones and a stronger softness level to start on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364216
Tuck her in and stay guard in the room.
Maybe crawl in next to her if enough time passes, she seems pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364242
>giantess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364235
Indeed and she needs some tender, loving Extra strength Holstaur Milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364235
Dear god that paladin's body is lewd. I want to degrade her with the help of a succubus while trying to one up each other with corruption techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364245
>stronger softness
But how will she command the respect of the nobles she robs if she's all soft? She needs to appear strong and fearsome! That's why she has toasty abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364216
What is a canid monstergirl doing in the Cat Kingdom?
>>13364235
>a busty, brocon Paladin girl will never go yandere for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364245
I hope so, poor girl has barely any ass. And her hair is quite flat too, hopefully the milk fluffs it up a but.

I'll only give her half a gallon though, I have plans for the other half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364171
Maybe this is more your thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364253
Just look at that body. I think she already chugged a few bottles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364216
Fuck her ass. Fuck It!

>>13364240
I hope you mean turn into a lewd girl, overcome with bouts of doubt and self disgust, torn between duty and her moistening sex until she falls apart and surrenders fully to the pleasure you give her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364235

I was a Paladin once. My friends murdered me and threw me off a cliff after I started deviating from the path of righteousness.

It also didn't help I caught syphilis from that kobold queen. Or took more than my fair share of gold from the adventuring party. Or slept with that cute Widower who wanted us to find her son. She was into anal. It was a good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364261

Artist here. Be careful not to eliminate the brightness/colour contrast between the center and the edges of the flames, otherwise it looks like... well, not flames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364261
Very much so, I'll just be taking my chocolate mouse and going. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364235

PaladinChan's "chan" has no power for she only uses her "chan" to blueball anons and tries to convince them into shit tier fetishes like permanent chastity.

Heard one guy tried to date Paladin Chan in highschool - she made wear a chastity belt and after every week would practice BDSM and OD on him.

Later that year, one teacher bent over to pick up a dropped piece of chalk and one of the dude's balls exploded.

Everyone called him Onaball till he graduated and moved away somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364216
I'd roll her on her side and pass out next to her. When we wake up I'd either get her some painkillers or a bloody mary, and see where things go from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364235
Yeah, sure why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364270
I'll be more careful in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364253
She's already thick, the fuck are you on? You just want to make her fat you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364137
Middle right.

>>13364162
Hug both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364273

Balls don't work like that. You'd know that if you were a guy.

Wait...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364235

Paladin-chan is olev would slay monsters with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364268

>widower...

you were helping a serial killer who specialized in other women's husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364235
I want to find a corrupted paladin and comfort her, ensuring her that her wings are beautiful and no matter the colour of her flesh she should always believe that she is beautiful, and that there is no better way to express her beauty and for her to come to believe in her beauty than to fuck and be fucked by me 18 hours a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364242
Jesus christ, someone get me a bigger shoe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364291

Widower means a dude whose wife has died dummy. Which means he fucked some dude in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364291
Ah, no, her husband had died and her son was missing and of course, being the paragon of virtue that I was I... Comforted her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364266
Exactly. I want to lead her away from the path of purity and tease her as she tries to ignore the aching between her legs. It'll be great when she snaps and releases years of pent-up lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364285

Onaball thought so too back before he became Onaball

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364299
>her
Ah, I see. So the "widower" was just a Freudian Slip. I see, I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364306

Nice try succuslut. Just admit it now and we promise not to purge you. Though you will have to lick all the stamps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364295
Don't bully giant Oomukades! They just want to give you giant cuddles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364268
>>13364299

Good thing your party killed you. You sound like an asshole and are not my knigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364317
Do you have any idea how stinky one that size would be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364317
Bugs are bad. I'd drop a bug bomb on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364273
>>there is one paladin chan
>staying with a girl into chastity belts and OD

Faggot has no one to blame but himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364304

>Anon
>Leading ANYONE off the path of purity

lets not kid ourselves here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363795
>Wurm in a giant-ass boot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364317

I'd be afraid of being crushed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364343
I know I can't, but I still want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364343
Negro, do you know where you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364321
I was actually pretty nice, I gave all my healing potions to everyone because I didn't need them and generally made sure the only one who would be in danger was me.

We just had a greedy knife ear who wanted more gold so she knifed me while I was sleeping and tossed me off a cliff in the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364006
I would totally read a monster girl doujin done by Mizuryuu Kei.
Even if it had a cheating tag, unfortunately...I'll take what I can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364282
>>13364264
>Not knowing the extra strength stuff turns her Holstaur
Come on guys, don't you want paladin-chan the Holstaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364361
I want her to be a Kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364328
Centipedes smell bad? I've had encounters with stinky snakes,

[insert dick joke here]
[insert]

but centipedes? Who stops to smell a centipede?

[Anonymous No.]

So the Minotaur is chapter 33 right? Where is 32?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364235
Agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364255
Health is wealth, it means she's good at what she does

>>13364257
>Fluffy and soft Yeti
Do want, curious about who the other half is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364361

nah i like paladin-chan the way she is forced corruption is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364293
All Smiles.jpg

>>13364361
I'd rather keep that one as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364352
She'll be gentle as long a you will

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364376
>those...horse riding pants

HNNNNGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364381
For a thin female Paladin that keeps hurling abuse at the MGs on my street. I'm going to wait for a cold day put it into some hot chocolate and give it to her.

I want to see the effects on humans firsthand, as well as if adding stuff to it does anything.

[Anonymous No.]

What if you had a monstergirl sister, would you be the protective kind of brother or let her do her thing?
What about a brother that becomes an Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13358922
This with color when. Where the fuck is Hound when you need him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364367
Find a lilim and sell her a shots to do it or find a cursed amulet of golden tails.
Just don't be surprised if she gets embarrassed and wears a hat and robes for the latter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364361
Getting real tired of your shit milkman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364402
>Just don't be surprised if she gets embarrassed and wears a hat and robes for the latter

Wouldn't there be a mental change though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364216
>Poke big meaty pawpads
>They're squishy and warm, but the Anubis doesn't so much as twitch
>In her precarious position she's face down and ass up, everything is on display
>Cute, tucked in labia and a tight bud
>Thick butt and wide hips
>Gorgeous deep-tanned skin
>Is it rape if she's been drunkenly throwing herself at you and just fell asleep a little early?
>Proceed to have an hour long debate with yourself while staring at her exposed backside
>More pad poking
>A little tail tugging
>She's sound asleep
>If she sobers up she'll probably give you 'the look' and leave
>This is a rare opportunity
>Why must man be tested so harshly
>Fuck it, she wanted it, and that's that
>Carefully line up behind her, spit a little to get some moisture on your cock and her butthole
>Just touching the tip, she's hot
>Easy now, slowly, parting her backdoor and slipping inside
>So hot you could melt
>Nice, gentle pace, back and forth, savoring buttfucking the anubutt
>Wait, what's that
>She's starting to breath more heavily
>Is that
>Can sleeping girls get wet like that
>She moans, then quickly bites her lip
>Ohmygodshesawake
>Freeze in place with your dick in her ass for what seems like forever
>Finally her eyes crack open and she stares at you
>She's angry
>"Why'd you stop, damn it?!"
>What
>"If you're going to fuck my ass, then fuck it!"
>But I was, you were being
>She just scowls at you and mumbles she has a rape fetish and she was waiting for you to mount her tight ass and hammer the shit out of her while she was 'passed out'
>Did actually fall asleep while waiting for your slow ass
>Curls her tail around your waist and pulls you in, and again tells you to fuck her ass, what are you waiting for, a fucking sealed invitation?
>She's still drunk, but probably not as much as she made it out to be
>Is this still rape or what

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364384
>>13364382
Oh yea? Well just remember to take responsibility

>>13364395
Hmm, she may get a bit of a tan and her armor may be a but tight afterwards.
May also spontaneously lactate chocolate milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364415
>Hmm, she may get a bit of a tan and her armor may be a but tight afterwards.
>May also spontaneously lactate chocolate milk

That's exactly what I was hoping for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364395

>I want to see the effects on humans firsthand

She would probably sense the DE in the cup seeing as shes a paladin and stab you in the head. Bad End

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364403
Hey, I am merely correcting the effects Holstaur milk on humans. You act like I spike the drinks at the Snake Pit again.

>>13364410
Eventually, until then she may try and hide her ears and tail. They are usually pretty sensitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364411
Abort abort

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364411
Alright, not a fan of anubis, but this shit is pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364376
Are battlenuns also acceptable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364433
How long will I have to wait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364411
Are you a man or a mouse? Provide the D. Or you're gay.


I wonder of that's something MGs would use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364411
Don't be a pussy, go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364411
>Girl tries to bait you into raping her
RUN
RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364452
>COJONES GRANDES LIKE BULLMAN OR CHIQUITOS DE RATON

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364446
She will experience an increase in magical power after 2 days, ears will pop up after 7, and a tail will show up on day 12. Mental acceptance occurs on day 20 usually, earlier with assistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364464
What kind of assistance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364411
Time to play rough to live out her fantasy

Honestly a sub Anubis with a rape fetish would be a perfect match I'm diamonds as long as the element of control is removed form one of the participants, I don't particularly care which

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364422
Ok, just watch out, she'll will be very sensitive immediately afterwards and, if lactation does occur, she will need to milk once a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364461
Surely it can't be rape if you get more drunk than her.
Chug that whiskey, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364476
Oh I know some monster girls she yelled at would be happy to assist her,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364469
Usually reassurance through verbal communication or showing an interest in her new, nonhuman parts.
Ear scritches are particularly effective

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364440
You need to show a little leg sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364482
Sounds good, I just have to convince her not to take off the amulet when she notices the changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364478
>Courting whiskey dick
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364484
Anon! She is a nun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364433
>softer scales and bellied on lamias

Well, I don't hate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364478
And then you have alcohol related performance issues, unless she gives you some Mamono mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364411
Bite the bullet and fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364490
Only time I've ever got it down when I needed my friend, was when I had a 39º fever
Chug on that whiskey, son

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364490
O-Okay.
Vodka?
Hard cider?
Regular-ass vodka punch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364478
>>13364503
Oh yes, because I want to be unable to remember what I did, OR get an erection, fantastic idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364495


I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364507
It sounded like a good idea until you went and said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364495
Not for long.

[Anonymous No.]

REMOVE GRAPESNAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364517
Just don't do anything you'll regret. Or the other sister will wreck your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364235
I just want to hug her, for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364495
But corruption of cute nun girls is great. I need to replay Haru-Uru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364522
But I love grapesnakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364489
Cursed items like this usually kick in once she puts it in.
After that she can take it off as she pleases and the curse will still get her, albeit at a slower rate. There will be a compulsion to wear it though.
It's also very pretty so there's that as well.

>>13364496
Glad you liked it. I can't hit it for another three weeks though, a shirohebi there saw me so I need to lay low

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364522
REMOVE EVIL FROM GRAPESNAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364516
>Stop ruining my fap fantasies!
/mgg/, never change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364522
Grapesnake is the best snake.
>>13364532
Well I hope she enjoys it at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364535
It was a joke.
read: Now it's a terrible idea. I regret this decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364534
>Not wanting evil grapesnakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364542
>It was a joke.
Don't get me wrong, I found the exchange amusing. It wasn't sarcstic, I don't actually want to visit an /mgg/ where such a light hearted exchange can't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364546
The evil ones are for undoing their bonds with the Demon Lord/God that created them and loving wholeheartedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364531
>>13364534
>>13364538

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364560
That's a cute Grapesnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364411
>She starts to thrust back into you while chanting "Fuck me!" And all sorts of lewd things, such as how her asshole hasn't been savaged in forever
>Fine fucking whatever you're already in her ass, were going to rape her, and she obviously has a rape fetish
>Slam forward so hard her face buries into the bed
>She gives a mumble of approval, making a thumbs up with one of her paws
>That gives you an idea
>Snatch up her paws and pin them behind her back
>She actually gets tighter
>Time for naughty spankings
>Oh she is loving this, clamping down so tight with every swat while she's being held 'against her will'
>Fucking her face-first through the bed, she's going wild, she's cum at least three times and yes indeed, she's a squirter
>Whole bed is shaking like it's 2010 and you're in Haiti
>There's no way everyone in this house isn't aware you're killing this woman via assfucking
>Bury the hatchet hard in her one last time, unleashing all your pent up nerdrage deep in her ass
>Collapse atop her, dragging the both of you down to the side before you finally pop free
>She's panting with her tongue hanging out, wiggling against you
>Your turn to be tired as fuck, you think she's going to slip off happily to sleep as well. Eyes closed now, everything is peaceful - if a bit wet
>Suddenly a smack on your cheek brings you out of it
>Her face is inches from yours
>"Are you done already?!"
>Y-yes
>She crawls on top of you
>When did she get those belts
>Hands are securely fastened to the bed frame
>You beg her for mercy, you're so tired
>"And I'm still horny!"
>The predator has become the prey
>All night long, until the birds chirp. You didn't know you could get bruises there
>At least she's asleep, she's kind of cute when she's snuggled up against you, even if there's a river of cum seeping out of her butt
>At some point Bastet marches in and demands you two leave, it's fucking two in the afternoon
>Anubis sleepily follows you out, she's suddenly meek
>Well, what now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364561
RIP Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364546
>suffering evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364560
I could do for some art of this Apophis in particular.
http://pastebin.com/NjKtFVKb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364567
>it's fucking two in the afternoon
I told you to fucking abort

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364580
Listen, mayaderes are the best and most rewarding catches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364581
>Gunstar

Wow. That takes me back. He was a good greentexter.

>inb4 Oh shit they got Gunstar! CW comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364567
Mission Accomplished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364598
>inb4
To think that was a year ago...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364567
>thumbs up

I love it.

>what now

Lunch and take her home. Fall deeper into rape play with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364567
time for coffie and brunch with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364612
>>13364567
then bring her home and fuck the shit out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364538
She should, it does look very nice. Just make sure you don't mix it up with the "Amulet of the Wild Hunt" which will make her go werewolf. Just remember that Red gems are fox, green is wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364567
>what now
Force her into your car and take her to your place, and rape her for the rest of the day an night. Order pizza to e delivered the following night before accidentally making it easy for her to free herself before falling asleep yourself, completely defenseless, and accidentally leaving out all manner of belts and ropes and that vial of manticore venom a friend gave you as a joke. Enjoy a brief respite as you're interrupted by the pizzaman and talk to her about a permanent relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364567
Tell her that was nice but she isn't my type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364567
Find a room, use her other hole and take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364567
>Says she has a rape fetish
>Rapes me with bondage against my will
>For hours
She's not getting called, and I'm not offering her a ride home.

[Anonymous No.]

>None asked for more legos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364053
>If you can't have it without sex then it's not a healthy relationship, it's just shameless lust.
Bullshit. Sex is is the pinnacle of intimacy, and an important component in a healthy relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364560

>TFW we'll never get more of Gunstar's Apophis
>Or that one fucking "delightfully eccentric" Golden Boy MILFphis

It hurts to fucking live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364646
I hate Legos, hell, they'll probably step on the ones they spilled on the way out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364643
This is what we call "badly written".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364587
>mayadere
My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364654
THIS NIGGA GETS IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364100
Y'know I wish someone would properly shade the Anubis.

Also we just plain need more art of Anubi and Dragons together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364587
>most rewarding

Explain your reasoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your girl's face when some fucking Paladin interrupts you and her when you're about to get intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364669
>Encountering a woman who has ad such a rough life that she felt forced enough to become a villain
>Was strong enough to actually nearly overpower you several times
>Bringing said girl back to the good side as an ally, and helping her reintegrate into the living world as a good person
>Having her depend on you as a lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364654
>Sex is is the pinnacle of intimacy, and an important component in a healthy relationship.
So you need to have sex to intimately know your friends?
Is sex necessary to have any sort of healthy relationship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364656
You will one day.
I'm just on the moon right now, is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364524
I want to hug that Succunun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364686
Is no sex necessary to have any sort of healthy relationship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364680

That actually seems like the best time to attack a monster they would be completely defenseless and naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364216
>>13364411
>>13364567
Anubis a best. 10/10.

Invite her back to your place for some nice breakfast. And since she was talking about it earlier, vidya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364691
Anon, listen...she is VERY huggable.
And VERY huggy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364704
That was only in December? It feels so long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364694
Lack of sex is not necessary to have a healthy relationship, don't be silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364685
>Bringing said girl back to the good side as an ally, and helping her reintegrate into the living world as a good person
>Having her depend on you as a lover
Can't I turn evil instead? I don't see the point if turns into another moeblob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364712

But can she outhug me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364718
if she*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364685
Tragic villian? Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364580
>suffering
On the contrary, I would enjoy every minute of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364718
She won't be a moeblob.
She'll be the slightly less evil Green Ranger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364567
>She doesn't feel too good and her butt is sore
>Little wonder, that
>Given all that's happened, most of your apprehensions have vanished
>Though you can take the man out of the spaghetti, you can't take the spaghetti out of the man, or something like that
>You're radiating so much un-smooth you're pretty sure she's being exfoliated right now
>Still, all that raw, carnal fucking seems to have endeared her to you a little, and she asks if you want to hang out - after you're both properly cleaned up. She may love cum when it's fresh, but half a day later she feels crusty and icky.
>You understand and sympathize, since you too feel that feel.
>Agree to meet up at a diner for something between lunch and dinner, whatever that may be called, in two hours.
>Squeaky clean and feeling like a million bucks, roll on over to the eatery
>She's already got a table, waves you over
>You notice she's got a handheld system, or pawheld in this case, and it's quite massive
>Makes the Gamegear look compact
>Idle chatter about this and that, she's surprisingly easy to talk to. She's just a big nerd. A big, sexy, pear-shaped nerd with thighs that could kill a man. You can attest to that.
>Though she is kind of a nostalgia-fag, you'll just have to see how that plays out
>Strangest of all, there's no hint of the sex monster from last night
>While she wants to continue talking, she has plans with her friends tonight
>Fair enough, so let's exchange numbers
>As you put in her number, you come to a terrible, awful realization
>What the hell is her name?
>You look up at her
>She's already finished entering yours, so she knows your name
>She smiles at you
>Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364686
>friends=/=lovers

I don't think so Tim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364725
Gee, anon. I just don't know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364737
Fucking Bast, she set you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364739
So you don't need to have sex to have an intimate or a healthy relationship. That's exact;y what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364737
>A big, sexy, pear-shaped nerd with thighs that could kill a man
Anubi are love. Anubi are life.

And might as while try and man up a little and admit that somewhere in the stupor of the night, you "forgot" her name. Better now the first time you're actually talking than when you can't fudge your way through it on the fourth date or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364740

Seems like we have more questions than answers. It is time to put our abilities to the test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364737
>I-I'm bad with names, s-sorry
>Spaghetti falls out
>Lego falls out
>Both fall from their chairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364752
No, friends are one thing, lovers are another, and part of that is, well, sex. You can intimately know a friend without sex, but when you fuck someone and see their "O" face, you've seen their soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364737
>Though she is kind of a nostalgia-fag, you'll just have to see how that plays out
That's the best though. Only faggots who don't know better think the modern game industry is worth two shits. In fact that's probably only acceptable one. Anything otherwise would prove her shit tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2WvnyssuiQ

>TFW lonely bar owner Arachne who uses marrionettes to pose for her clinetele and plays the piano
>All because of her race's stigma

[Anonymous No.]

Quick Anon, what's your waifu's favorite song?
Hard mode: No Banana Man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364795
You won't get me to feel bad for a spider. They're icky and gross and untrustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364811
Big Balls - AC/DC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364811
>>13364811

Hall and Oates - Maneater

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364382
I normally agree but Holst barely counts as corruption. She could probably keep on being a paladin as a Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364818
yur icky and gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiQbX3WnC6k

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364795
I have Arachnaphobia and don't drink, but I do have a soft spot for lonely Christmas Cakes in need of healing and get shunned by society

I feel conflicted, but ultimately want to help give her a smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364737
>Well you've come this far
>Gotta have confidence she'll understand, given the circumstances
>Hey if she didn't like you, she wouldn't be here
>Right, self-peptalk over
>Taking in a deep breath, you sit up straight, look her dead in the eye, and as confidently as you can muster you mention you're bad with names and you forgot it and you're really sorry please don't hate me
>Her ears wiggle and swivel, and she narrows an eye as she attempts to figure out what you're saying with all that mumbling
>This has not gone well
>You try to say it again, just the part about what exactly her name is
>Knock your coffee over
>Right in her direction
>She jumps
>There's clattering on the floor
>What the fuck
>Is that more lego
>Does she just keep it in her pockets
>She practically leaps from her seat to pick them up, you do the same to dab the coffee from her pants
>Oh my god they just keep falling out of her pockets while you're trying to be a gentleman and now it just looks like you're feeling her up and even though there's just an old Jinko chuffing her ass off at the scene in the corner and the waitress seems to have vanished you just want to die
>Sulk back into your seat and await food, both of you blushing profusely
>Hey you really like lego, huh
>Yeah
>Ha ha ha ha kill me
>Some minutes later, you've both managed to calm down
>Though you notice she seems to be fired up in other ways
>With the meal done, you get up to part ways, slightly more mindful of any potential clumsiness
>Despite everything, she enjoyed chatting with you
>As you leave she gives you a kiss
>Her pockets crinkle with the sound of lego when she presses against you
>How about tomorrow, she says
>That'll be great!
>She scampers off to her car and you watch her drive away, letting out a satisified exhale through your nose
>Things are looking up for your love life
>Until the dawning realization
>You still don't know her name

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364837
I don't know a Paladin who spontaneously lactates and gets horny sounds like a bad Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

Werewolves are the superior monster canine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364534
>Peppy
do you even know who that's supposed to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364847
Now dont actually show up tomorrow so she looks like a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364847
Got her number at least? Shoot her a text that you never got her name?

Honestly after all that Spaghetti (And Lego) the potential embarrassment seems far less now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364862
You're a retard.

Anubi a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364847
>Is that more lego

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364847
She's doing all of this on purpose, her and Bast are both in on it. I'm not paranoid, just a little suspicious I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364837
Maybe if she was exiled to the eastern or northern territories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364874
alright, what if show up but dont let her see you, just to see how much lego spills out of her. Even better show up with a different girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364882
I'd love to see the eastern Paladins if they allow Monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364888
That's even worse.

Also.
>Better
>Than a nostalgic-game-loving, lego-spilling, curvy-hipped, anal-rape-fetish Anubis
Impossibru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364654
>>13364686
Fun fact, early American puritans were expected to bone their wives regularly. If the neighbors didn't hear the bed creaking often enough the husband would get reprimanded by the village leaders for not being a good Christian husband.

They also tended to have large families of ~6-10 children.

[Anonymous No.]

Elf Ears?

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>>13364895
Well when infant mortality was 1/4 and only 2/3 kids lived to adulthood then you needed big families. Not to mention that breeding the faithful is the oldest way any religion likes to grow.

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>>13364858
Not him, but Mirai is best Senran.

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>>13364898
I'm going to kiss them.

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>>13364901
Funny way to spell Daidouji friend

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>>13364851
That sounds like a wonderful paladin, Anon.
She could save you from the vicious rape monster then restore your HP with fresh milk.

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>>13364854
I like all Canids.

>>13364847
Too tired to go on, will continue when I wake up. Maybe. See, CYOAs are still fun!

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>>13364914
Guess is my time to go to bed as well then, thanks that was fun

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>>13364909
What if she's giving a speech about the evils of corruption and she starts lactating?

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>>13364894
Even worse would be bringing a human girl and saying that shes your girlfriend now

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>>13364901
>>13364908
That's not Hikage

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>>13364914
>Too tired to go on, will continue when I wake up. Maybe. See, CYOAs are still fun!
>Anubis CYOA
Fun indeed, and I do look forward to seeing it continued.

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>>13364909
>holst paladin partner
>bubbly and sweet, always supports and watches out for you
>comforts you after particularly rough duties
>if you're ever wounded, her milk can fix you in a matter of hours
>when she runs out, you just have to fuck her to get more

I'm liking this paladin holst more and more.

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>>13364901
You mean Minori, shortstacks are the best.

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>>13364900
Well, yeah, but they also saw 'sharing intimacy' with your wife as vital to maintaining a healthy relationship. The whole 'religion is anti-sex' thing didn't come about until the Victorian era, and that was more societal norms infecting religion than it was religion influencing society.
And the sex for procreation thing is mostly just Catholics.

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>>13364909

>Rubicante-chan
>You're already drained dry by the various semen demons
>She just looks at you and waves her hand
>I've restored your HP and Spriit to full
>NOW, COME AT ME WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT

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>>13364920
Preaching is for priests. Paladins lead by example.

>>13364932
>>when she runs out, you just have to fuck her to get more
You'll have to marry her first. She IS still a paladin.

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>>13364943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B08Nhzrp41c

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>>13363953
>>13363957
Source?

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>>13364854
HALF WOLF!
HALF GIRL!
ALL BITCH!

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>>13364949
>marriage

I wouldn't mind, although, I imagine rubbing her boobs would have the same effect.

[Anonymous No.]

This anubis stuff got me thinking, and it made me remember a true story which happened not too long ago.
>Be me
>Be summer
>Don't get along with dad so well
>But he's loaded since he left mum for that lich
>Sent across fortunes in child support
>Cares to little for me he forgot to stop paying once I turned 18
>Lotts of money
>Not much of a social life
>Hear about that new game WaifuBorne. Need to buy a PS4 but fuck it. got cash
>Head to gamestop,
>Own pretty cool cars
>Still don't have a license
>Have to catch a bus
>Stomach aches a little from last night's spaghetti
>Was really hungry, so I brought some with me in a tupperware container
>Frugal, so I don't like eating out
>Spaghetti is hot and steaming, and because I walk around with hands in my pockets, my palms are all ready sweaty
>anyway, walk to a bus stop and wait for the bus into town
>Bus arrives
>There's only one seat left
>It's next to this lilim
>Decide to stand in the middle of the bus
>Only one standing, only male on the buss asides from the driver
>Catch some stairs
>Its quickly discovered that the last seat is spare
>"Hey, boy. Why don't you take a seat?"
>Begin to sweat, the heat from the homecooked spaghetti is as blistering as a lava golem now, the anxiety of all these eyes on me cause my bowels to loosen
>great mistrust of women ever since my beautiful succubus girlfriend left me for Peter McPillarPenis
>Think it's a trick, maybe the chair was laced with manticore venom or something I on't know
>Not willing to get gang raped there in the buss but the girls have other ideas
>One sneaks up behind me and strokes my ass
>Jump forward, accidentaly smack my face against on of the hand rails in the bus
>Crush the tupperwear container and it digs into my lower abdomen
>Cringe as I fart a little
>wet
>Akaneme opposite from me brings her tongue down the front of my pants as I freeze up but gags as she tastes tomato sauce and shit
>tongue comes out of my pants with strands of spaghetti dangling

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>>13364972
Way too much liquid to be girl cum. She's just peeing.

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>>13364984
plz no

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>>13364984

>MFW that ending

Fuck you i'm trying to not laugh at stupid shit while writing cringeworthy smut you asshole.

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>you will never be the son of a famous farmer that was kidnapped by a monster girl
>your mother will never be completely bedridden because of sorrow and sickness
>you will never have to take up contract work for the Order just so you can get by
>you will never eventually be sent to a corrupted tower that suddenly appeared on the outskirts of town and fight your way to the top
>you will never find your now Incubus father fucking the same woman that stole him away
>the same woman that started this whole mess will never recognize you and order your former father to bring her your head

Fucking heretics and their whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>13364993
>Implying she wouldn't turn the mother
>Implying they wouldn't both fuck him
>Implying the son wouldn't be just like "Why the fuck do I have to call this chick mom? And why does mom look half her age now?"

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>>13364993
>Order propaganda

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>>13364984
Michael Jordan trying not to laugh.gif

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>>13364993
We need an Adachi paladin edit with this.

Heretics and Whores.

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>>13364993
Good. Good.

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>You will never be a necromancer that uses your undead minions to form a traveling music band

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>>13364984
>she takes one look at me and her dangling tongue and starts crying
>I start crying
>the spaghetti wraps around my flacid length and each bump in the road which shaked the buss only tightens it
>spaghetti job
>double up to conceal my public erection
>this only forces more shit out and I run to the front of the buss leaking tomato sauce
>a shitty meatball plops out and lands square in the middle of some one's tailpussy
>people start screaming in outrage as I lean up against the doors, crying, leaking spaghetti and cum
>bus doesn't even stop
>Doors open and the bus driver kicks me out
>I look back
>He's smirking
>It's PillarPenis
>Irate with rage, I sprint to the front of the buss and rach down into my pants
>Clutch a fistful of cum an tomato sauce and throw it at his windscreen
>Bus swerves as PillarPenis gets high on the fumes of mom's spaghetti and fuck
>His massive erection jams the steering wheel an thrusts into the acceleration pedal
>Bus crashes into nearby building, tips and lights on fire
>I run away leaving a trail of shit cum and meatballs
>Finally make it to gamestop
>Smell like hell itself
>The doors don't open
>don't recognise me as human anymore
>Demonic stench or something
>Stupid paladin gamestop
>People begin to stare as spaghetti falls out of my ass and down my leg whilst I wait for the guy at the register to open the automatic doors for me
>He visibly hesitates
>I walk in, nearly slipping on the puddle of cum sauce still leaking from my turgid cock
>Browse the aisles, feeling the squelch in my pants
>Can't fine waifuborne
>Shuffle to front desk where the guy tries to hol back his vomit
>"W-what is it, customer?"
>"W-w-where is waifuborne?"
>mumble and avoid eye contact
>shift weight uncomfrotably, but the movement only makes the sopping strands of al dente coil tighter around my penis, constricting like my ice oneholes
>simulteneously fart and cum at the same time
>The stench is getting to me
>I just want this to be over

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>>13364993
That's my fetish.

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>>13365014
You want to face your dad in death combat?

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>>13365023
I think he means a woman having her husband NTR'd away.

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>>13365013
Man commuting in MG city must be hell.

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>>13365004
I got you covered.

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>>13364914
remember to bin it

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>>13365028
No, what >>13365023 said.

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>>13365043
Color his armor black and red and I think we've got a winner.

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>>13364985
>Implying girlcum isn't also pee

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>>13365047
>black and red
I don't know what paladin school you went to, but that's bullshit.

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>>13365013
>desperate, I look him in the eyes for the first time
>"W-WAIFU BORN"
>He just shakes his head in shocked incomprehension
>In retrospect, it was probably at me and not at what I was saying
>But I still think maybe he can't hear my, so I look for a pen to write it out
>no pen
>Look for anyhting in my pockets
>spaghetti
>run over to store window
>slap strands of spaghetti onto the glass and move them so they spell "wiafuborne"
>Cum all over it so it stays in place
>tomato sauce exclamation point
>The guy vomits
>"W-we don't sell shitty games here at gamestop, sir."
>...
>It was all for nothing
>fall to my knees in the puddle of filth
>some one taps me on shoulder
>It's spaghetti-chan
>That super concerntrated demonic energy on the buss and cumming all over my mother's cooking has made me a tsukumogami waifu
>She reaches into her spaghetti vagina
>so far she vomits all over me as she pushed her stomach aside
>Pulls out a coppy of waifuborne
>It's dripping with tomato sauce
>"Nagisa dies"
>I cry as I take her hand in mine an take her and my new game home
>Wave good by to the guy at the counter
>I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said ‘FRESH’ and it had dice in the mirror
>If anything I can say this cab is rare
>but I thought ‘naw forget it ,yo homes to Bel Air’

10/10 this happened to me

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>>13365058
I'm saying because that's the color set for Magatsu Izanagi.

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>>13365068
I figured, but still...

Damn, why is Magatsu Izanagi so good?

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>>13365047
It's fine as it is.

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>>13365072
Because while it's edgy as fuck, black and red look really nice together

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>>13364991
What is the subject matter of your smut, Skeletor Daisoujou man?

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>>13365060
>implying Nagisa isn't resurrected with the kamidogu

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>>13365060
you sir are a nigger. and i love you for it

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>>13365079

Kitsch being dicked.

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>>13365086
Hurrah for dicking little brown foxes in funny shirts.

Is there alcohol involved?

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>>13365086
Well shit.

Then again, Kitsoviet probably gets angry at the same rate he writes.

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>>13365082
>>13365085
ty like and subscrib

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>>13365091
Only for her.

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>>13365100
Well that's fine.

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>>13365100
She's a big fox.

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>>13365104
You're more than welcome to shove the bottle up her butt if you want to get her even more shit faced.

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>>13365114
I was thinking like, her drooling some booze over a guy's dick or somethin'.

But what you said is good lewd too.

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>>13365082
Please go blunder God. We don't need your help

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>>13364940
>And the sex for procreation thing is mostly just Catholics.
No. That sort of thing dates back to the oldest of religious ways, when the gods were the gods of your tribe and outsiders were not converted or wanted in your religion. Only way to grow was to make more of your people.

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>>13365086
I've heard a lot of this kitsch these recent threads, but i seem to have missed the OC involving her/it. link?

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>>13365126
>4 hours later, a discussion literally nobody cares about is still going on.
>More at 11

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>>13365123
B-but earthrealm tho...

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>>13365114

More like

Serving her a Zombie tiki cocktail after a night of already massive amounts of sex only for her and the guy to wake up five days later covered in bodily fluids like sweat, the room reeking of the sour tang of sex, and a baby bottle being used as a stopper to prevent the semen from leaking out of her cumflated body

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>>13365147
This is exceedingly wonderful levels of lewd.

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>>13365114
>shove the bottle up her butt
Like that one BoBoBo hmanga? Also, on the subject of drunk girls, I'm surprised no-one has mentioned http://exhentai.org/s/36b4df2dfc/750978-1

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>>13365151
No anon, people shove beer bottles up their asses to get way more shit faced than just drinking it normally.

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>>13365132
I'm not sure a 70% casualty rate makes things better.
Besides, Shokan bitches.

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>>13365161
Doesn't this get people killed very easily?

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>>13365161
>Needign to shove drink up your ass to get drunk
Just drink more, dumbasses.

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>>13365182
Yes.

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>>13365182
You can bypass the first pass effect by applying stuff through the artery that goes along the anus, which is why suppositories are a thing, so you'd probably be able get a lot more alcohol a lot quicker in your blood that way.

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>>13364858
Oh. I see.
Whoever did this has good taste.

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>>13365112

>She's a big fox

Bullshit she is. She's like 4'2 at the tallest and has wonderful, supple child birthing hips

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>>13364952
>You will never lead a faux-delinquent gang composed of yourself, a Kejourou, a Lich girl, a Kappa, and a Hellhound

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>>13364901
>Mirai
B^)
>>13364924
Why do so many people like Hikage god damn
Yomi is best for me

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>>13365217
>Centuries old soulless mage wanting to be a part of some shitty fake street gang

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>>13365248
Both that woman's breasts and rice serving are too large.

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>>13365250
>Implying this isn't why wizards are the epitome of dickery
Magic users gotta have fun too man, things need some spicing up when you're old.

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>>13365251
You sound like a total fruitcake
>not liking women with big breasts that can eat as much as you do

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>>13365217
And what would you and your cute gang do, hm?

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>>13365251
This statement cannot be more wrong.

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>>13365256
>>13365258
>Liking women with gigantic sacks of useless fat who are gluttons
I'll take my toned and well proportioned women, thank you.

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>>13365251
Those are bean sprouts.

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>>13365267
Those sacks of fact contain the dreams of men.

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>>13365267
>not liking a woman who enjoys food

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>>13365267
But they're attractive sacks of fat and I won't judge a person's gluttony because I am also a glutton. Plus women who enjoy food are great.

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>>13365267
>gigantic sacks of useless fat

You an Alp, son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365250
>Centuries old soulless mage who's already done every centuries old stuck up mage thing not wanting to be a part of some shitty fake street gang

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>>13365253
She wouldn't be pretend dickery though.

>"And that's why you should always look both ways when crossing the street young man."
>"T-thank you paper tiger not-deliquents."
>"Has anyone seen Thuula?"

>Suddenly crashing sounds of million dollar pileup in progress
>Lich looking innocent
>"You'd think people would learn yellow lights mean slow down and caution, not step on the gas"

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>>13365267
You don't understand. They're filled with men's hopes and dreams.

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>>13365251
Both are perfect and need more mayo. Fuck you.

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>>13365274
>>13365286
The only thing they contain is evidence of her lethargy and hedonism.
>>13365278
>>13365280
>not liking a woman who enjoys food
Did I say that?
No.
I said gluttons.
>>13365281
No, I'm a man with standards.
Gigantic tits just get in the way and cause more problems than they're worth.
The largest I'd go in breast size is a DD Cup, and that's pushing the limits of what I find attractive.
D-C range is my preference.

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>>13365288
kek

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>>13365289
>He doesn't want boobs either side of his head if he rests his head on his waifu's chest
fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365289
>not liking gluttons
Total and complete faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365286

>TFW I like my soft girls like Ren Xiangmao
>TFW I also like girls who're swole and have the most lickable abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365293
That can be accomplished with a much smaller breast size, D cups for example can easily do that.
>>13365298
>Enjoying gluttons
Have fun with your unreasonably high food expenses and numerous health problems.

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>>13365310
Strongfat, it's the best of both

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, if Ireland is the country that hates fat asses, what country does this faggot come from if he hates big breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365267
I agree anon.

Good proportions a best.
Though even so, I prefer flat chested or small breasts, with nice, child-birthing hips, and the full thighs and ass that go with 'em, and an overall petite figure.

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>>13365316
Ireland hates fat asses?

But I'm a third Irish and I love asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365316
Iran

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>>13365311
>unreasonably high food expenses
When it's clearly being padded it with cheap shit like rice there's no problem, and even if it was
>not providing for what your waifu wants
You're a failure.
>numerous health problems
>2D getting health problems

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>>13365316
That is a lovely cow. Great proportions, fantastic ass, cute face. 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365316
Shittastestan obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365267
>>13365251

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365329
>>2D getting health problems
Escapism can only go so far Anon, and the fact you tried to pull that card is embarrassing.
>Not providing for waifu
Already said mine isn't a pig, so that's irrelevant.

And who says she wants to eat mostly rice?
That's just a lazy excuse for a person with a broken wallet who can't give their piggy good feed.

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>>13365313

What the fuck is Strongfat supposed to look like?

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>>13365348
>Escapism can only go so far Anon, and the fact you tried to pull that card is embarrassing.
That's all I've been talking about from the beginning, I haven't suddenly pulled any card. If you default to thinking anyone here is talking about 3DPD you're a joke.


>And who says she wants to eat mostly rice? That's just a lazy excuse for a person with a broken wallet who can't give their piggy good feed.
I'll buy her whatever she wants, I was just going from the picture you immediately declared your shit taste to. That's why I said
>and even if it was a problem
>>not providing for your waifu

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>>13365353
Google it you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365353
Like those scary brick barmaids and stereotypical potato shaped peasant women. Unfortunately he probably thinks it's means muscles with big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365357
>If you default to thinking anyone here is talking about 3DPD you're a joke.
You would be surprised to learn just how many people here aren't into the whole escapism thing.
>Immediately declared your shit taste
Careful there, don't want to break a key, I can hear you pounding your keyboard from across the web.
>Not providing for your waifu
Already said I do, she just isn't a swine like yours is.

I would keep going, but you sound like you're getting a little hot under the collar.
Why don't you go immerse yourself in your little playtime fantasy land for a bit until you cool down bud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363953
>>13363957
Are these from jackasss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365176

Is it true? Is there another Anon out there who shares muh vidya waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365366
>Implying that people who are fine with 3D aren't into escapism
I want Real, 3D, Living MGs, someday, in some form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365389
>3D MGs

Not sure if want. Rather upload consciousness into a 2D world made for me, under my full control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365323
>I prefer flat chested or small breasts, with nice, child-birthing hips, and the full thighs and ass that go with 'em, and an overall petite figure
God dammit anon, get out of my head.

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>>13365316
>>13365326
Well I'm Scottish (which is basically the same thing) and every woman in my family has a big, round, peach-shaped bubblebutt.

The men do too but we like to pretend otherwise.

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>>13365389
>I want Real, 3D, Living MGs,
I would extend that to cosplay tier, like elves, vampires and dhampirs, and other stuff like that.
The shit like girtablus and centaurs?
No thank you, that can stay in literature for all I care.

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>>13365403
Congratulations. You now live in a world which you perceive entirely as line-segments.

At least say you want a world that is 3D, but made to appear with a 2D aesthetic. Because that is, in fact, a thing.

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>>13365366
>Careful there, don't want to break a key, I can hear you pounding your keyboard from across the web
>I would keep going, but you sound like you're getting a little hot under the collar.
>Why don't you go immerse yourself in your little playtime fantasy land for a bit until you cool down bud?
I'm not even mad at all, I'm just pointing out how wrong you are and how shit your taste is. If you perceive that as anger or hostility it's only because you feel threatened by it. Maybe you should go somewhere like Tumblr is you feel so personally offended by everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365410
I want 'em all anon. Good, and the bad. Though I think girtablilus and centaurs and such would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365410
All or nothing, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365417
>I'm not mad, you're mad!
Not making a very good case there pal, did you take my advice? cause it sure doesn't sound like it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll admit something /mgg/. I love boobs and hips and thighs. I like genki shortstacks and tomboy muscle girls and curvy ara ara milfs.

But my favorite type of all is gentle, willowy CC with modest breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365410
Boring. I want the weird ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365423
I could literally reply to you with the same post you just made. Not even that guy, but you're pulling the same non-argument horseshit he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365422
>>13365420
>>13365431
I'm just saying that once you go "all or nothing" you start to get shit that could be harmful to society.
Do you honestly want entire apartment buildings filled with Arachne?
Caves and abandoned buildings flooded with Matango colonies?
Wasp nests the size of apartment complexes in our parks?

>>13365435
Have you really not gotten clued in that he's just trolling the idiot at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365439
I can't even tell who's trolling who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365439
I don't want KC-brand monster girls.

And you can easily nuke any dangerous monster girls (not literally).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365439
What are you, some kind of pussy? It would make life interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop getting baited into silly oneupsmanship shitflinging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365439
>All that stuff
If they're cute grils? Fuck yes.
Except the matango thing, but we all came to a gentlemen's agreement that they don't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365415
Don't be so literal, you know what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365451
That will never happen, the people in these threads are too autistic.
>>13365450
Going to Africa and getting infested with Bot
Flies would also make life interesting, doesn't mean it's a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365450
>It would make life interesting.
Like it isn't "interesting" enough with the hundreds of thousands of different diseases and dangerous animals already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365450

Life is interesting anon its not life's fault your so boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365439
Well, first of all, I don't think MGs would have the exact same breeding rates as their animal counterparts.

So I don't think you'd get Arachne, or any other mass-birth bug-types, "Filling" anything.

Colonial types, ants, bees, wasps and the like, sure. But I'd say that, integrating into a modern society, they would have to acquire land and building permits on which to construct their nests and hives.

And as for Matangos...well, I say either keep them constrained to secluded colonies, or burn 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365470
But none of those are sexy rapists. So they're dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365468
>Bot Flies
Please don't start that conversation again. Bad memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365510
>You're tasting a little bland niichan, could you add more red meat to your diet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365375
That artist is godly.

[Anonymous No.]

>yandere succubus who leaves one mark on your leg with her nail every time you have sex, like marking your days in jail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365547
Why on your leg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365547
Fuck that, I'm scarred enough already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365556
Would you rather she mark your dick each time?

Some people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13361661
We can go bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365547
>yandere succubus
I wonder how they'd fare compared to the other yandere monstergirls. Not that I have any negative feelings towards Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365564
No. I'm just saying- of all the places you can mark a person, you mark them on their leg
That's the equivilant to a dog pissing on your leg to "mark their territory". She could've at least did it anywhere else, like on your arm, or your chest, or your back, or a bite on your neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365547

I know i dont want this but my dick does

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365574
God dammit, now I have to fap to that again. Zankuro a great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365577
>or a bite on your neck
She'd run out of space quite easily.

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>>13365574
Which Zankuro is that from, the third one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365112
For you.

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>>13365582
I just got done fapping to it, so good on you.
>>13365592
E.C.M. 4

E.C.M. 4 also has a non-animated cg set featuring more lactation and sex in the amazon position.

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>>13365602
I need to put the music for those as my ringtone. He makes catchy music.

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>>13365584
Well, yeah, but a simple bite goes a long way in marking someone. A bite on the neck, in a place where all, or most, can see so everyone knows that you are hers and if anyone tries to touch you they'll wake up on Charon's boat in the mist of her pun rambling is much better than marking someone in a place where no one can see
I mean, seriously, you have to know how to mark someone or what's the point? Main reason she has to mark your leg is because girls keep flaunting for you because they can't see the blasted mark for crying out loud. Just put it in a place where people from space can see it and get it out of the way. Saves the effort of continuously marking you in a fit of rage because no matter how many times she ambushes you at night to suck your dry of your semen, you still get MGs flirting with you left and right.
I mean, this is why things nuzzle you. Not because you're soft and warm- OK, maybe that- but because they want their stench all over you so everyone but probably not you can smell it and back off because you've been claimed

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>>13365606
I never knew Zankuro made music.

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>>13365611
Whatever he puts in the flashes, I mean. Or whoever makes them. I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365602
Is there an easy download link for 4?
I already have 1 2 and 3, but 4 and 5 are eluding me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365624
HE MADE A FIFTH ONE?

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>>13365630
I thought he did, last I heard it had been released, but I might have been mislead.

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>>13365640
Wait, wait, are we talking flashes here?

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>>13365608
This is why Vampires have it easy, neck marks are in easily visible spots, and they're glaringly obvious to anyone who looks.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I'm not sure you're in here but this message is to the random anon from yesterday that I promised a lolibear story to. Due to technical difficulties I can't post it today, but I have it ready and it will be out tomorrow around noon depending when I wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/3kptKkt.jpg

This is a kind of caterpillar.

I don- I mean, I just don't...know...

Fuck this. Fuck. This.

To hell with creepy crawlies, I'm bugging the fuck outta of this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365705
That's fucking adorable.
It's a cute, short, chubby little snake.
10/10, would pet and feed from hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365705
>The truth I shall share, without sentiment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365705
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

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>>13365705
Have you been to Bogleech? He made an article on caterpillars that introduced me to a whole bunch of things like that and pic related.

http://i.imgur.com/7sdbUha.jpg

One of my favorites.

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>>13365705
Mimicry is a very effective survival tactic used by animals for a higher chance of living.

[Anonymous No.]

>As the undead Incubus husband of a Vampire, there's a lot of things that one would expect you could do
>Unfortunately, you drew the short straw when it came to Incubization
>Aside from the limitless stamina and ability to regenerate, you're no stronger than the average human man
>Which means that in situations where intruders reach the throne room, you're just kind of there as decoration while your wife handles things
>It's definitely a confidence killer, even when she doesn't need to step in
>Like the time a paladin kicked in the door while you were fixing a crooked painting right next to it
>He ran you through with his sword before you could even react and kicked you off towards the corner
>Turning towards your wife, he began to taunt her for her lack of reaction to your apparent death when he heard it
>Your hacking and coughing as your lung grew back caught him by surprise, and he turned around to see you standing there inspecting your clothing
>"Is your mother going to be angry that the shirt she gave me is already ruined? Because I feel bad"
>Shocked at your resilience, he ran you through again, making sure he stabbed your heart and finishing with a stab into the skull
>Spinning back to your bored looking wife, he started to taunt again when he heard shuffling
>He turned to see you searching the ground on your hands and knees
>"How about giving me a hand, asshole? It doesn't grow back if it's not destroyed, you lost my eye, so help me find it"
>Looking back to your wife, he saw her trying to repress a giggle
>None of the paladin's training prepared him to face something immortal, and feeling like he had been lured into a trap, he began his escape
>You both allowed him to run, but as he was leaving he heard the two of you begin to bicker
>You complaining that she let that happen to you
>Her giggling about how you were cute
>In his distressed state, the paladin was captured by a ghoul living in the town below
>Now you see him all the time
>He's still an asshole

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>>13365713
>http://i.imgur.com/7sdbUha.jpg
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365713
It's so happy.

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>>13365705
They only get that form whenever birds are around.

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>>13365715
Mimicry is the most bullshit survival tactic because of its effectiveness. All other animals have to work hard to survive in a world where if you're not the alpha pred you're as good as thanksgiving dinner. But then there's always that one guy that just sits back and watches as you get mauled alive disguised as a leaf
It's bullshit in the highest calibre

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>>13365719

>Paladin captured by ghoul

it was alright until that then it just turned meh

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>>13365713
>http://i.imgur.com/7sdbUha.jpg
Made me shudder and almost choke on a pretzel, holy mother of fuck.

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>>13365719
3/10

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>>13365727
>disguised as a leaf
That's more camouflage than mimicry. Mimicry is imitating another animal, like what a Milk snake does using the Coral Snake's colors, or the Mimic Octopus does copying numerous animals.

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>>13365719
And I bet he still never helps look for shit you lose.

Ungrateful, asshole Paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

Since we're talking about bugs.

http://i.imgur.com/AX4h1YT.jpg

>"Papa! Teach me how to fly!"

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>>13365738
It's still bullshit no matter how you look at it

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>>13365723
That's the face it makes as a warning right before it shoots formic acid at you(the same stuff that makes a bee sting hurt so bad)

Here's another one.

http://i.imgur.com/UPMJh9l.jpg

Bite it and you get a mouthful of gunk. When is KC going to make a Jewel Slime?

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>>13365745
How about a Velvet Ant girl?

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>>13365719
So what's even the fucking point in trying to fight off monster girls? Even if you train that's most of your life fucking wasted away for nothing, and hell probably nobody would give you props for defending a village or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365745
>>13365747
Now I want a cicada girl. I'm probably the only one that likes cicadas though...

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>>13365719
Are you the same guy who wrote that deviantart-tier piece of trash self-insert of yourself defeating a paladin?

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>>13365756
Maybe you shouldn't stab the nice ladies just want a husband.

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>>13365763
Oh god that was so fucking cringe worthy.

>>13365768
Fuck off, it's their fault for being rape machines.

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>>13365756
Living free of fear.

>no props received

That's why you fight for coin and get the fuck out f dodge to some far off place.

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>>13365756

I agree mun invincible monsters takes away half the fun of the setting.

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>>13365775
>>13365763
The one where he pulled a dick move and had the paladin shot to death by arrows?

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>>13365763
I've written a lot of greentexts, but I have never heard of this before.

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>>13365777
It' not the monsters, it's the assholes here.

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>>13365777
Well, they're not invincible anon.

They're just so fucking overpowered and the only way to even hope to at best chase one off is to train most of your life with a bunch of nutheads.

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>>13365719
Absolute shit.

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>>13365775
It's the only way they know for showing love. Why don't you ask them nicely to stop raping.

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>>13365777
Eh, I dunno. I feel it gives that "apocalyptic survival" vibe, like life's challenges just got set on hard and endless mode, and now it's all about how long you can survive un-raped.

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>>13365756
>>13365777
It's being a bitch boy taken to an extreme.

Don't kinkshame them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365785
>Well, more like semi-phenomenal nearly-cosmic power

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>>13365798
MGE is not violated hero or MGQ.

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>>13365801
But you can still beat them, except for the OP loli and Lilims because KC is a fucking hack except for his designs.

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>>13365719
>>he saw her trying to repress a giggle
>>as he was leaving he heard the two of you begin to bicker
>>your bored looking wife

What's with all these shitty "stories" that seem they were written by angry teenagers

God I fucking cringed.

[Anonymous No.]

Cease this stupid power-level argument.

Discuss the status of your heart.

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>>13365809

Both OP goat loli and lilim can be beaten with training.

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>>13365816
m-muh desperately forced topics

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>>13365807
>>13365798
>>13365793
>>13365785
>>13365777
>>13365768
>>13365775
>>13365763
>>13365756
Are we going for a record or something?
If this shit picks off it'll be the third night in a fucking row we have this same autistic argument, and it'll be the second time a vampire story involving paladins caused it.

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>>13365821
Well, excuse me princess for stating how shitty a shitty story is.

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>>13365809
You missed the joke

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>>13365827
Yeah, I drank an entire energy drink thinking it was a soda just now.

Jokes go right over my head when I'm hyper.

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>>13365821
Ten bucks says it's the same guy that wrote the craptastic first one.

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>>13365820
I just wanted to share a cute picture of an adorable little moth girl.

Is that really so wrong?

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>>13365833
>drank an entire energy drink thinking it was a soda
Literally how.
>>13365834
>>13365826
>Thinking that post is talking about the story
>The point
>Your heads
If we devolve into another fucking "HFY" vs "MUH INVINCIBLE MONSTARS" then we don't deserve to have MGs become real, especially not the fucks who perpetuate the shitstorm.

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>>13365836
Image 8/10
Text 5/10
Presentation 1/10

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>>13365836
Obligatory posting is always wrong.

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>>13365840
>>Thinking that post is talking about the story
Except half the posts you quoted were talking about the story you fucking retard.

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>>13365841
>>13365843
Just ignore the bloody text and shitty presentation and focus on the cute moth then, alright?

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>>13365844
>half the posts
>Implying that was even me
Only one of the posts he linked was talking about the story, and the other half of it was bitching about HFY v. MIM.

I would keep responding, but entertaining your autism isn't worth my time.

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>>13365719
I enjoyed this, although him getting stabbed through the head and being fine 2 seconds later seems OP. The heart I could let slide, because undead, but you can't be fine with 24 inches of steel in your frontal lobe. Even if you're dead.

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REPOSTING FOR SOME LAUGHS/CRINGING:

>There's a familiar racket from outside
>Grumbling, you unwind yourself from around your waifu and go see who it is.
>"It's another paladin, sir." A Ghoul maid informs you
>Scowl
>"Are the girls in position?"
>"Yes sir"
>Grab your sword and head outside.
>"If it isn't the traitor. I'm surprised you left your unholy castle. Is it a vestigial, noble girl which drives you to your death? Or do you simply seek to mock me? Where is your armor?"
>"This is all I'll need."
>Raise sword up
>Swing it down, flashily
>It's the signal to pincushion the moron
>Girls leap up in a circle, armed with loaded crossbows
>Turn him into Swiss cheese.
>The girls are stripping his corpse and laying his member bare before you can seve raise the fool
>You grip the natural order of life and death in a hand and crush it, channeling your power into the corpse, reanimating it as an undead
>Could have done without the incubus, but it's a bit of a caveat to any sorcery nowadays. Not much you can do about it, the bitch who put it in place is vastly stronger than you
>"The armor, sir?"
>Shrug
>"Melt it and turn it into spoons. We keep loosing those. I'm going back to my wife."
>The sounds of a fallen paladin wrapped in unholy orgy float by your shoulder.

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>>13365740
>ungrateful

He never asked for this you prick.

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>>13365860

o god why did you have to remind me of this.

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I want this caterpillar as a monster girl!

http://i.imgur.com/iensycI.jpg

Every time it molts its head capsule gets caught in its bristles. Just imagine a caterpillar girl with a towering pillar of skull hats!

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>>13365840
It tasted and seemed like a soda, then when I completely crashed I knew it wasn't

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>>13365860
>Melt it and turn it into spoons
Pleasantly economical

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>>13365860
dude why are you reposting >>13365719

at least wait for a thread jeez.

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>>13365846
It is very cute.

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>>13365861
Maybe he should of thought about that before he broke into a vampire's home and shanked her husband.

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>>13365840
I just wanted to post a terrible story I thought up in line at Chipotle.
I knew it was shit, but I didn't realize this would happen because of it.

>>13365860
Jesus, that's something.
I mean I admit my little greentext was bad, but I'm actually offended at the insinuation that I'm this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing good ever comes out of discussions about MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365884
Holy shoot that guy actually did a report on MGE? That's pretty cool and baller of him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365890
Nope. the actual report in the image was Poop That Corn.

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>>13365890
Yeah, what a cool dude! I wish I had his confidence!

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>>13365878
Slaying the undead is the normal thing to do, even for non paladins, they're an affront to nature.

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>>13365903
I'd go Alp for a man like that

[Anonymous No.]

>A tactic once commonly used by devils was to destroy people by giving them power and wealth beyond what they could handle, but many still use the same kind of method even now. They don’t just have sex with men, they make men’s desire swell beyond what they can handle and drown them in it with excessive love and pleasure by making them home-cooked meals every day, waiting on them hand and foot, and briskly taking care of anything they could possibly need.

Everyone hates the mind control effects used on humans, but what about the monsters themselves? You think there's a voice in the back of a devil's head that contains its personality from TAOTFDL, screaming internally as its body flips pancakes wearing nothing but an apron?

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>>13365878
>actually allowing people who cheated death to live

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365907
>>13365916
She just wants to stay in her fancy mansion and do high class things with her husband. How would you feel if some undead knight kicked down your door and killed you because you're a disgusting breather?

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>>13365920
>How would you feel if some undead knight kicked down your door and killed you because you're a disgusting breather?
Except that's not how it works. Terrible hypothetical situation.

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>>13365809
You can beat both of them. With your dick. Tender loving femdom a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365920
>killed you because you're a disgusting breather
>a completely natural thing
>as opposed to being an undead

gr8 comparison m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365913
that's called "instinct" anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365920
This world if for the living.

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>>13365923
That's exactly how it works. You want to kill her because you don't like her. Maybe she donates to the children's hospital in her spare time. But I guess you don't care about that.


>>13365932
Breathing is stupid. It stops us from living on the moon. So is eating, and dying when you get stabbed. It's all holding us back.

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>>13365939
*is for

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>>13365940
>You want to kill her because you don't like her.
Please point me to any post that said that lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365913
Nah.

I mean really, who doesn't like pancakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365743
Holy shit that's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365940
Stop baiting.

>>13365946
Why is everything made from batter so great

Same as fried dough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365944
Here,>>13365907, That's a awfully mean thing to say about a lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365954
That wasn't him, and it's not wrong, some truths are ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365868
>http://i.imgur.com/iensycI.jpg
Holy shit this is some tomoko-tier moth-chan right here. Can't even fucking molt properly.

[Anonymous No.]

The amount of undead apologist ITT is absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365973
There is nothing wrong with being undead. You're just jealous and mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365973
But the Pharaohs only want peace for this land.
Hell, they even THRIVE in the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365973
>Hating on superior undead waifu material
>Hating on vampires by extension

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365973
Hey now, Undeads aren't the oddest. They're not my personal tastes though. Why, me and my Dragon Waifu look oddly at them before she gives me eskimo kisses and cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

You either live for centuries or whatever but you simply DON'T become undead. That's just wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365973
This is a very good picture. Nothing has ever been more deserving of a purge than Freddie's.

Monster girl version of Freddie when?

captcha:er apl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365973
Undead are lovely you faggot
Ghouls especially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365973
>five knights at freddy's

laughcry.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Undead Kingdoms are the coolest kind of Demon Realm.

Gothic architecture, pleasant ambiance of perpetual night, high-class society parties, lovely establishments run by all kinds of undead, low-class zombie girls chanting "Waaaaaaarm" as they cling to their beaus...

Is it little wonder even a wide variety of living beings want to move there? They're wonderful.

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>>13365946
When you've grown up with someone who can't cook pancakes for shit, it kinda kills your appetite for it. But that's beside the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365973
>>13365989
Hey guys did you know we're getting 5N@F part 8 next week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366000
We're also getting an official movie.
Praise be unto deeply ingrained ungodly psychological fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365990
I'm sure she pities all the lewd Undead Dragons who couldn't get a husbando in life.

But hey, Dracoliches a best.

>>13365999
That is tremendously unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365993
Pirate cove is empty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366003
You're happy about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366003
It was a joke on how the creator shits up mediocre sequels in short time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366003

>Movie based on video game
>Movie based on HORROR video game

we all know how this is going to turn out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366018
If you ask me, he's smart to capitalize on them while people still give a shit, just like all the 80's mediocre slasher sequels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366003
>shitty "horror" game that only resorts to jumpscares
>gets like four parts in a few months
>people actually eat up this crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366019
Silent Hill was watchable.

Revelation though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366022
I've always wondered why the player in that game never bothered to use the day-time to help prepare themselves for their night shift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366019
>>13366022
Eh, I'm gonna be honest, I don't mind FNaFs because It was made by a nice Christian family man who was down on his luck, and now he has the money to donate to shit and put his kids through college thanks to autistic furries. It's not some pretentious egocentric indie hipster who shouts bullshit and made a "2deep5u" pixel game with no gameplay and some shitty liberal twist, and shilled on all the websites. It's just an OK horror game with a unique concept and actual gameplay. I just can't be mad. It's a case of Lady Luck smiling upon someone who isn't a complete dick.

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>>13366034
All for the sake of the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366038
I'm just saying that if it was me I'd at least bring a shotgun to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366027
Resident evil movie series more like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366034
It's speculated he's a thrill seeker. Who would put their life on the line for 120 dollars that wasn't homeless or starving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366045
Steve-O.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366042
I know, still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366045
Gotta pay off my fancy new shotgun somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366045
An Alp desperate for love and attention.

[Anonymous No.]

how do you bully a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366054

Alp? Why would he be an alp risking his life every night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365913
I want to make her breakfast every day and spoil her rotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366044
I like them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366061
You inhuman monster. I bet you would give her massages and bring flowers home every day. You make me sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366058
Have your friends bully and hurt her, the act like you like her. Then you call her over to your house and fuck a human in front of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366058
Just say you want to stay as just friends with her at every turn.
Never look for anything more than friendship and you gotta do it intentionally, no dense MC.

>>13366048
Now I wanna see Wildboyz + Monster girls.
Then again that's probably all that'd be showing in MGC TV

>>13366063
I think I tripped on something, I was saying that all of them were pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366059
Because Alps are hungry for dick. Hell, if I told an alp I'd cuddle her if she got on the floor, she'd probably do it, the madwoman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366058

Become a Wizard and spend all my time creating weird ways to mess with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366064
Indeed I would, she'd be snug as a bug in a rug

[Anonymous No.]

How do you successfully embarrass a Baphomet waifu/daughteru? Exposing the cute shit they do will only make their following grow.
Wonderland cakes are cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13365913
I've wondered about that as well. Doesn't seem like monsters have free will. Wonder how they'd live if there were no demon lords. Is it right to fuck them, do they want to of their own volition? Would they feel guilty about killing their husbands that wasn't because of the DL's conditioning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366082
>Baphomet waifu/daughteru
I'm not a brainwashed pedophile, so I wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366058
Keep spiking the witches food and drink with Hathor milk.
I shall make them my cuddle harem (of no greater than four)

[Anonymous No.]

>Papi wanting to be a mother and wanting to take care of the chicks.

I've never been a Papi man. But holy shit. I want her more than ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366069
Still watchable, to kill an hour or two. Movies based on games are bad 90% of the time, but the RE ones do 't completely shit on the games or anything.

You want bad, watch house if the dead. Or anything by Uwe Boll really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366082
It is in the nature of the Baphomet to experiment and create with both science and magic.

The best way to embarrass a Baphomet would therefore be to spread rumors about some of her more ridiculous laboratory mishaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366096
>Or anything by Uwe Boll really.
I thought the Postal movie was pretty good. It fit what I'd expect a Postal movie to be. Only major complaint is the actor they picked for the Postal Dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366089
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold the fucking phone.

Is that kid-sized Suu... talking? I thought she need enough mass for her MILF form to talk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366114
Crabman is inconsistent as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366104
Haven't watched that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366114
She's talked in kid-form before.

Also she absorbed all those minerals in the bath before and turned super-smart, so she may still be working off of those nutrients.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366114
She's become more and more intelligent over time, I think she just has learned a shit load more than she originally did, she didn't even understand Japanese to begin with after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366119
There you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3i2SALC_NI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366125
I actually like it.
Dat scene where everyone starts shooting eachother and ends up hitting every kid in the cross fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366082
Expose all of her old lady habits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366125
That's Dave from Titus.
And Mikhail from RE apocalypse. Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366082
Restrict her access to your liquor cabinet.

Go to amusement parks and go on rides she's too short to go on.

Invite your guy friends to parties where you smoke cigars, drink beer, play poker, shoot pool, etc

Watch/read seinen stuff exclusively and shoot down all of her interests as "for kids"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366150
Also appeared on an episode of NCIS.

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody's here! Time to post delicious Yuugi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366287
I still say she's just a buff human with a party hat strapped to her forehead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366287
Abs/10
Would impregnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366289
>>13366290
Shit! I've been caught!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366287
Whoa. Her thighs are thicker than her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366290

You'd impregnate a can of RAID if it had abs taped to it, don't lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366287
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366304
Wrong.
The raid can doesn't have breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366287
Oh god this is delicious indeed.

I didn't need a diamond boner this late for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

How hard is it to maintain all that fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366287
I hate to say it, but I like /fit/, not bulk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366325
Quite difficult. Especially if she's not ambidextrous.

Having a loving husbando who adores massaging, caressing, stroking and brushing her fluff helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366325
Not very. Look at regular dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366314

It can if you tape a picture of them to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366327
Same here. I like a bit of muscle, but huge slabs of it kill the boner.

[Anonymous No.]

Big fat cat ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366327
>>13366338
Bah, I respect your opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366343
What about em?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366354
I want that blue babe to snatch me up and take me to play laser tag with her friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366360
I am now reminded that cats need spankings. Especially pervy, old cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366343
She doesn't even have a tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366360
Nothing really, I'm just being cheeky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366365
they're only interested in one form of laser tag; your penis as the gun, their hands as the trigger, and getting hit by the laser is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366343
>cat
I see no tail, and those don't even look like ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366367
Are you sure a young tomcat like you can handle an ass that fine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366367
Cats don't need spankings, they need blankets and comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366371
Nuh uh!. she totally does!

>>13366378

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366377
I said I want laser tag, and I'm getting it, one way or the other.
>>13366379
Who said anything about young?
>>13366380
One of my cats is fond of a blanket my mom knitted for him. It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366387
Sorry, forget there are oldfags in here sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366393
>oldfags
INCONCEIVABLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366383
>>13366343
literal cosplay tier. Please take your boring humans and go.

>>13366360
Why is she so lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366380
All cats love spankings, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366334
Can't grope a picture anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366397
Don't be rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366403
Can't grope real tits either
Though perhaps you could use one of those boobie mousepads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366401
I wouldn't say that. My cat love being scratched right above his tail but hates being picked up or spanked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366408
>Can't grope real tits either
If I can, why can't you?
>>13366410
All of my cats hate being picked up, but if they get a spanking they'll stay still until it stops, with somewhat confused looks but no protests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366383
>Suddenly a tail
It's fake, as are her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366414
>If I can, why can't you?
Do I really need to spell it out for you?

Anon, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366419
Yes, you do! You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366415
Something about the character not wanting to accept that part of her if I remember.

Sister keeps it out all the time though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366424
BIG FAT CAT TATS, NO BRA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366397
She's just got a sinfully lewd body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366371
Watch episode 3 of BorN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366427
Bras are bad!

They keep those poor boobs all cooped up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366424
I don't like murderers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366424
So did that Anime ever get a third season, or did it stop and keep going with the manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366436
If you don't like long term dropping then bras are essential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366440
Third season's out right now.

Up to episode 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366434
>They made even more DxD again instead of Nobuna S2

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>>13366440
S3 is airing right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366439
>murderers
U w0t?
She some slutty killer or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366430
See, here's a guy who gets it. Lewd cats need to be punished. It's not our fault!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366436
Bras are the only thing keeping her tits above her knees when she's 40.

>>13366439
Murderers are hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366450
>Bras are the only thing keeping her tits above her knees when she's 40.
Why is real life so cruel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366430
Even better with a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366456
The law of gravity is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366461
Please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366456
Holstaur milk anon, keeps them firm for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366439
Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366436
>>13366442
I do agree that bras should go.
But it's also important to know that if you don't wear them, they sag like crazy.
What to do? What to do?

Answer: Wear sarashi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366464
Haven't all laws of physics been proven irrelevant for a monstergirl if given enough semen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366456
Also, even modestly sized breasts can be painful for women if there's no support.

Bras are generally a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366466
She doesn't really, artist has drawn her as such a couple times. Just like smugfox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366473
>Spoiler
I do agree that can be nice, but really, what's wrong with some nice, lacy bras?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366430
Seeing this image really goes to show how weird cat fingers look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366469
Preach my brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366479
That's why only STRONG girls should have big tits.

Too bad the opposite happens in real life. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366445
Yup, she's on the dark side afterall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366486
Hey Hathor, are fried crickets good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366479
That or they strengthen their back muscles to better carry it.

>>13366486
I love that milk. Best item introduced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366481
Nothing, that's what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366476
The laws of physics are negotiable with MAMANO MANA but they can still apply based on head canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366489
Oh, so she's on the side that wants to reignite the war?
Haven't watched the series in a long time, so that's interesting.
Kind of feels a bit lame that they would have a sibling foil character on the opposite side, it's just so overused and stale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366486
I want to impregnate her with 100 babies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366503
100 babies?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366502
As of the latest LN, she was interested with Issei's DxD. Also iirc she's currently on the basement

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366493
>dat collar
>dat frill
Mmm, grapes... ghrhgghrhll...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366505
100 babies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366486
Why aren't her ears colored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366082
I want a Baphomet to be my big sis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366502
The "murder" she committed was killing her old master to protect her sister from him. She's currently trying to get Issei to get her pregnant while she lives in his house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366125
>>13366156
Well, that was the dumbest shit I'll have watched this month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366541
It was great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366537
So she isn't really evil at all, just a horny and filled out version of Neko.
I can dig it.
Is this all in season 3?
Cause I can't find any manga scans that are past the Cerberus fight from season 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366496
>MAMONO MANA
Cling to your retcons all you want, we both know that they're fueled by aggressive dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366544
Maybe if you're high. I stand by what I said. I feel dumber for having watched that, and there is no whiskey this night. Sadness.

Goodnight faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366530
And then she becomes the laughingstock of the Sabbath because her brother is a shota instead of a big, strong Onii-Chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366567
I'd still be an adult. I'd just want her to take charge is all. I'm into femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366547
It's from the LN's.
Old master wanted to perform experiments on Koneko, Kuroka objected, he said "lel fuck you doing it anyways" and then she killed him. Later on she took a figurative bullet for her, then explained her actions and motivations to Issei while she recuperated before asking him for 100 babies. Koneko cuntblocked her and claimed Issei for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366573
>Not wanting to be a responsible and reliable Onii-san
Pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366563
You just must be the light of the party anon.

Hope that whiskey kills you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366576
>Not wanting a loving Nee-san
Slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366573
>I'd just want her to take charge is all. I'm into femdom.
Oh man I HAVE to post this comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366587
Not quite it sadly. You will never understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366343
Koneko worst girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366590
Shirone > Koneko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366590
Those are some hot opinions anon and I respect them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366582
>>13366576
Not wanting to take an Onee-san and Imouto at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366487
>>13366492

Strength has nothing to do with sacks of fat on your chest that bounce and stretch painfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13363918
>Parasite wasp.

>It's been a few days since you were brought to the hive
>The wasp that brought you in returned with the woman they'd use as the incubator
>Of all the potential victims it had to be one of your favorite kinds of MG
>She begs you to kill her before she is killed from the eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366598
My brain went straight to lewd
>Onee-san using your body to teach imouto about men.
>They take turns teasing you, first Onee-san's expert techniques and the imouto's clumsy attempts to mimic her movements.
>Onee-san whispering into imouto's ear to guide her and using her hands to guide imouto's hips.
>Imouto manages to make you cum and Onee-san rewards her with petting and hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366589
>You will never understand.
Pfft, yeah sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366614
Burn them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366587
>mgt-subs.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366589
>You will never understand.
>Says KC as he strokes himself over all his nonexistent depth and complexity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366589
Ok this got sad (as in pathetic).

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about oppai loli monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366645
Neutral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366645
They're okay, but it's kinda weird seeing a kid with DD breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366645
Hestia Bestia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366653
She's not even a monster girl. Might as well be a Jojo hijack.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RisWH8iMLdE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaGkk60kcjQ

[Anonymous No.]

So I got inspired to try writing a story last night, but it's been a while since I've been around. What's the ruling on greentexts? Are they permitted, or do I have to kick it to a pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366682
If you want to do a greentext do a greentext.

If you want to do prose, put it in a pastebin.

It's not hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366684
Alright. Last I was here I remembered there being a debate about them being permitted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366645
Always been a bewbsman so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366682
Look above you, around you. Do what you want, not like we have to worry about post count or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366645
I prefer small pear-shaped girls. With stockings attached to garterbelts. And a bell on their tail. And bridal gloves. Maybe some kind of skimpy nightie up top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366682
It would be nice if you put it on pastebin afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366670
Oh dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366698
>Pear-shaped with garterbelts.

my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366707
That's not pear-shaped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366694
Was that back on /a/? We've always done them here. It was the '>not /a/ related' shitposters who didn't like them.

Unless you're talking about CYOAs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366712
CYOAs are alive and well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366682
Keep in mind this thread is within between 5 minutes and 5 hours of dying. We're 2nd to last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366711
To be fair what he posted is superior. Real pear shaped girls don't have weight go to their breasts but still get it on their necks and gut instead of just their hips. There's a reason "gone pear-shaped" doesn't mean something good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366645
They are fine too in the absence of a Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366587
Is this comic saying that real subs don't exist or that this bitch is just saying she's a sub without being one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366725
>Real
You should know better, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366731
Are there any more doujins with her in them?
Also, Selkies own this thread now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366725
>The origin is unclear, but one theory says that it is RAF slang relating to the difficulty of performing aerobatic loops, which were described as "pear shaped" if executed imperfectly.

If you want to trust urban dictionary. Either way I'm pretty sure 'pear-shaped' in that phase isn't referring to body shapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366731
Calling the type of girl you like pear-shaped is like calling a B-cup a titty monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366729
Are you trying to analyze in depth one of these comics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366737
You son of a bitch I was going to post kittens. Selkies are fine, like ice amazons without a lot of the bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366645
Shortstacks superior.
smugpoplar.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366737
Selkie is a racist name given by white man. Please call them Sealuits.
>>13366742
I'm trying to get what the guy who posted it is implying more than anything. See I need to know if I should be insulted or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366749
You should always feel insulted in these threads, never fully read any comment just immediately attack it and personally attack the person making the comment. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366737
Just the one, which is really surprising. From what I can tell the artist for smugfox is involved in a lot of different projects with quite a few people. Most of his doujins are pretty good, it's a shame he doesn't do more that are purely his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366741
This is pear-shaped.
http://exhentai.org/g/764052/bfa30c4e27/

Smug fox is just smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366756
I'm now realizing that this advice is not only accurate to our situation to a degree, but also shows that we're on course to being like tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366645
I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366739
"That woman has gone pear-shaped." Has been used in the south to describe the phenomenon of women letting themselves go and balooning into hambeasts after marriage or children for far longer than that. It should cause visions of wobbling five chinned turkey necks, potbellies, no tits, and malformed dumpy butts in XXXXL jeans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366749
Not him but most 'subs' are like that. There are some real ones but they're outnumbered by lazy sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

Night Everyone, stay cool and don't burn down the thread.
I may steal a dormouse from Nyan, I need to go to sleep earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366756
>>13366762
I'm still confused as to whether or not I've been insulted, but hey, forget about it, let's talk about Slimes and their reproductive cycle!
>>13366766
>most 'subs'
So they're not subs.
>there are some real ones
So there's no point to this at all. Slimes. Reproduction. Cell division or little baby Slimes born with protective membranes around them to separate them form Momma Slime? Cool stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366764
Yeah but you guys also call all soda 'Coke'.

I mean what the fuck, man.

[Anonymous No.]

Milk-brothers rejoice!

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49983059

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366772
o
O
8
oo


And that is your basic guide on Slime Reproduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366760
Smugfox is certainly pear-shaped or bottom-heavy or whatever you want to call it. She's also tiny. I mean, her tail is nearly as big as she is and she's like half the height of the guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366775
I thought it would be something good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366774
It's pop, not soda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366775
Nice.
I want to see Apsara in the Mega Milk shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366771
A were-sheep would work better, wouldn't it? Just give her a loli potion if you want the small cuddles. Don't get me wrong, it's just that a sleeping dormouse is actually likely to keep you up later at night for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366775
I approve

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366772
>So they're not subs.
They identify as subs. Take that as you will.
I can identify as Boba Fett but that doesn't make me fucking Boba Fett.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366781
Now you finally know how your parents feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366775
BEWARE THE ARMPITS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366774
I don't know where you've been but I've never heard anybody say that. Always heard it was a northern thing.
>>13366783
No, its not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366787
Why not both?
The answer is my bed would be two small but Damn if I wouldn't make it work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366789
I don't care what people identify as. Now please stop this madness and talk about Slime babies and how they will inherit the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366774
And the British call a trunk a boot. English is a sad bastard language full of stolen and misused words.

>Saying please instead of it would please me
Fucking Tudors

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366775
>"Everyone~, watch my dance carefully now~~!"
O-okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366776
I smirked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366795
You have the heart to make it work, and I see no technical issues with it. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366793
>northern thing
Fuck no, Coke is a deep south thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366789
Fucking scum, telling me I'm not Pluto. Check your privilege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366775
So how do you commission butter-T? Need to speak moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366806
I sleep on my side so I would need to be the middle spoon for it to work.
It would be glorious.
Kind of want to nibble a dormouse's ear while she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366776
You missed a few steps there, tutor.

o
Excessive rape
0
Giga impact rape
O
8
oo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366812
But pluto isn't even a real planet. This is some high level privilege right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366815
No, you can communicate with him in english.
He just might take some time to reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366815
I guess, unless you want to learn another asian language that makes about as much sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366816
I would like to do that too anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366816
>middle spoon
Sometimes I put my body pillow against the radiator next to my bed, my back against that, and then hug a smaller pillow to my chest. That's what I imagine cuddling with a Dragon waifu and daughteru would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366793
Coke/Soda are interchangeable in a lot of places like North Texas. But that mostly comes from for a compressing of the old conversation.

"I'm getting a drink. You want a coke or somethin'?"
"Wadda ya got?
"RC n' Root beer n' Lone Star"
"I got some Crown to go with that RC."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366812
Hear me out here. Let's say I went to Sweden and committed some random non-violent crime, something severe enough to get prison time.

Could I tell the judge I identify as a woman but choose to remain physically a man because of religious beliefs, and end up in a women's prison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366835
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366835
I wish the asnwer was "no", but it's probably "yes"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366835
You would be raped by Swedish lady prisoners though, and some of those are bound to be Finnish Rape Elves who stabbed someone over booze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366705
You going to scream for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366839
>>13366840
Interesting.
Very interesting...
I...gotta go do something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366843
>Fin Rape elves
Sounds like a challenge is be willing to take.
Other anons mumbo jumbo may not be all crazy

>>13366829
You have good taste

>>13366830
You Made me sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366843
Swedish woman are more pathetic then Cyclopes. At least you would still have your pride you you got raped by some loser cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366843
I'm ok with this.
In any case a Swedish women's prison is probably like an extended resort stay compared to minimum wage retail slave life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366853
>Made me sad
Hey you don't have to feel sad for me, it's not like I do it every night.
>>13366860
Did you see the thing where the American correctional officer visited a Swedish prison? It was a culture shock for him. And then he went to Finland too. It was funny.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to brush a fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366944
I only now realize that, for as oft as it is mentioned, and as oft as I express my desire to do so, there are no images depicting the brushing of an Anubis' fluffy tail.

This injustice must be rectified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366956
Paws and ears being rubbed
Tail being brushed
Absolute bliss

[Anonymous No.]

Big fat fluffy fox tail!
Brush that tail thoroughly and carefully.
Her sitting there with her back to you, you gently holding her big fluffy tail and gently brushing it out for her.
The ultimate form of intimacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366944
Wellllll, good news buddy! Here at Mofu Mofu World we cater to any and all of your fluffy tail needs! We've got tanuki, wolves, dog-girls of varying breeds, long hair cat breeds, snow leopards, squirrels and foxes with one to nine tails depending on your skill level! Watchoutforthatoneitbites. Get them in small, medium fluff, bodypillow grade, fluff chair size, or if you're really into touching fluffy tail get the MEGA grade! Get any size, shape, fitness, and color for the girl attached to the tails! What, the tails are attached to the girl? NONSENSE! Selling live people would be illegal, we're just selling the tails! The girls just happen to be attached to them! We offer all sorts of shampoos, conditioners, combs, brushes, and anything else you could need for your fluffy tail needs right here in store! So come on down, Mofu Mofu World is waiting for YOU!!

Wearenotresponsibleforanyonethatfallsintothepuppypit,youbelongtothemnow.Oneofthefoxesisakumihobutwecan'ttellwhichsonoreturns.Donotentertherestrictedaccessdoorasyouwillbelockedinthemofuscapeforaneon.Returnsareforstorecreditonlywithnewpurchase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366973
>Oneofthefoxesisakumihobutwecan'ttellwhichsonoreturns


This is a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366975
Only if you like your liver/soul staying in your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366975
Depends on your opinion of love bites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366986
Not him, but I have a biting fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366984
Not all Kumiho's want to become 3d pig disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366992
Do you have a disemboweling fetish also?
Cause you'll need that if you want a happy relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366996
KIDF pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366973
I'll take the fit one-tailed fox in the corner back there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13367001
I get paid for this, shush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366999
I like Rusalkas, what do you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13367008
Excellent! a GREAT starting kit for a beginner! It comes with a free brush and set of hair rollers. This particular model will berate you if you're doing something wrong, but when you're doing it right she'll turn right into putty! Want me to wrap it up for you or will you carry it out?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll grab the short shy one next to her. the one with the BIG tail!
>>13367008

[Anonymous No.]

>>13367021
>wrap it up
Like covering up her sweet bits with silk ribbon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13367011
Have fun, Prometheus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13367029
Giant brown paper bag over her, like a walking bag of booze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13367040
That's not as cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13366970
anon i cant express how much i want this

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>>13367021
I can carry it out, thanks.

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>>13367045
Not at all, I just find the mental image amusing. You don't let other people see what's in the bag, but everyone knows what it is. Bonus points if the tail sticks out.

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>>13367029
We offer an assortment of ribbon, silk cloth, shibari rope, and sacred seals for wrapping our products, all free of charge!

>>13367022
Wonderful choice sir! This particular one will let out cute little noises if you surprise her, and if you're doing really good with the brushing will even let out lewd little moans. Try hugging the tail if you really want to see some fun things. Paper or demon seal?

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>>13366973
I'm looking for something strong and fit in the seven tail range.
Don't worry about wrapping, she'll carry me out.

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>>13367062
>she'll carry me out
Aren't you worried this will irritate some people?

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>>13367071
>Worrying about the opinions of other people
>Worrying about shitstorms on the night shift
It's fine man, we've had much more forbidden topics brought up before.

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>>13367071
Your very existence irritates me.

But I usually don't bother telling you.

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>>13367062
So like, riding on Nanabi's fluffy back or what?

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>>13367062
You're in luck, we have one that fits that description left in stock! She has wonderfully shiny black fluffy tails, all seven just READY for some tender affection! She's a bit of a drinker and gets compared to onis sometimes. Unfortunately she comes already heavily tattooed, but we will give a twenty percent discount off the seven tail price on this purchase. Try taking her to a hot spring sometime and using a hair dryer after.

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>>13366973
>Wearenotresponsibleforanyonethatfallsintothepuppypit,youbelongtothemnow.
>implying that was not part of my master plan

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>>13367078
Guess that's fine then.
>>13367082
I'm sorry.

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I want to move to Africa and join that tribe that wears no clothing other than fairy dick-covers.

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>>13367098
Hope you enjoy Bot Flies and ground maggots.

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>>13366973
I want to stroke and brush the tail of a petite Anubis! And massage her paws!

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>>13367084
Carried, not riding.
Also Nanabi is the worst kitsune.
>>13367088
Ring her up!

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>>13367103
Well, come on over to our puppy pit and lets see if we can find one to your liking! Don't mind that man grinning like a supervillain down there, he jumped in earlier today for some reason. For a petite anubis we have that one which tends to ignore you but is very ticklish to paw massages, that slightly younger one that falls asleep during tail brushes, and that one there that is a sleazy adult that accidentally drank a lolification potion thinking it was booze of some sort. Which would you like? We are offering a three for the price of two sale, but it is not recommended for novice tail brushers.

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>>13366973
I'll take one with a single tail, I'm a first time buyer, so do you have any you would recommend?

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>>13367119
I have the best deal for you if you are into older women! This thirt-twentyhrmmahrmmm year old fox here is currently fifteen percent off! She has a medium sized tail for her size and tends to worry about how old she is getting despite being barely being THAT old. She'll be able to give you plenty of tips and pointers on how to brush that tail, since she's had to do it herself for so long.

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>>13367130
>thirt-twentyhrmmahrmmm
I'm not in danger of attracting attention from the Sabbath if I buy her am I?

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>>13367134
No no, she's actually thirty two. But don't say that, she's sensitive about her age. Frankly she doesn't look a day over twenty seven.

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>>13367139
>a day over twenty seven
Wow, it's just like my dad. He stopped aging at twenty seven, and now both of my older siblings are several years older than their father.

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>>13367139
Alright, I'll take her

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>>13367118
>Three for the price of two
Tempting as it is, I think I'll just take the ticklish one and the sleepy one. They both sound adorable.

Sleazy adult...well, doubt she'd like my place. No booze to speak of at all.

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How much is too much?

http://i.imgur.com/Wy1gog9.jpg

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>>13367159
That's three times too much.

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>>13367159
Those are some huge fucking bells

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>>13367159
Way too much.

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>>13367159
That's far too much.
When it stops being proportional it's too much.

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>>13367163
>>13367165
>>13367166
>>13367170
Alright. Is this too much? I mean, look at it all. She'd need helpers to even walk.

http://i.imgur.com/pZMvfhs.jpg

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>>13367178
No, that's fine. I'd be her helper.

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>>13367178
Too much for her size

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>>13367178
I'll help her if I can lay on her

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>>13367178
Nah, I'd pat her head and demand she sat in my lap.
Though getting all that straight and groomed would be a bitch.

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>>13367178
Would cuddle and never let go.
Might be a bit too much mofu, but I could live with it.

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>>13366973
Whaddaya have in the Tanuki range?
I'm looking to go upscale on my fluff.

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>>13367190
>inb4 the manager comes out

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>>13366973
Do you have any fluffy Hellhounds that don't rape for offering a coffee?

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>>13367197
But offering coffee is a signal of rape. You're confusing the poor girl if you suddenly say you don't want to!

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>>13367199
Can't I just be nice?

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>>13367199
>MGC Hot Coffee scandal

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>>13367197
>Hellhounds
>that don't rape
My sides

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>>13367201
Nice guys like it ruff!

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>>13367190
If you're willing to sign a lifetime contract you'll be able to purchase this fine high class tail we have in the catalog for ninety percent off! Try not to pay too much attention to that fine print, you'd need a microscope to read it all. This particular model ranks a nine point three on the ten point mofu scale that grades a tail on many different categories! She's a fine lady who enjoys relaxing after a hard day of work, so be ready to get lots of stress treatment in.

>>13367197
Well, we have one but I think she just doesn't like coffee much. If you're interested, she's the sporty looking one licking that werepuppy over there. She's always so nice, making the young ones look good so they can be sold faster. I'm almost inclined to keep her here!

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>>13367204
I mean I don't mind but I don't want the coffee spilled all over

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>>13367207
Well I'll make tea or give her ice cream then. Thank you for your business

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>>13367207
90% off for 9.3 on the Mofs scale? What a steal! I'm sure the contract is just like those cell phone deals.
But I would like an excerpt if you have some time.
Any important details that would be tragic to overlook, such as conjugal duties

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>>13367224
Well, without going into great detail, I'll summarize it as best as I can. She wants a hundred babies.

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>>13367227
>a hundred jewnukis
No sane man would oblige to that.

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>>13367247
Oy vey, repopulation is needed, remember the six trillion.

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>>13367247
Well, a sane man would have to resist oily body massages and fluffy cuddles then, wouldn't he?

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>>13367258
If there's a will, there's a way. And by way I mean the back door.

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>>13367227
That's one way to grow an empire.
Although at that price point and stock I have to wonder how she plans to accommodate them all?
It's a given that momma Tanuki would be working for the future of her daughterus, but what does she want for them?
Is there an economy of scale involved? Do we get subsidy? Does she secretly have so many 'nuki golds that we're set for any number of microfluffs?
Does she want each daughter to have the maximum advantage in a cruel world, or are we the prototypical American Dream family, aiming to kick Suzy out at age 18 after she's secured part-time employment and entrepreneurial experience in early life?

I've got it.
We'll buy a series of strip mall outlets and run-down shops, and stage our disappearance. Our friends will pretend to be moneylenders out for blood and our precious, precocious merchant daughters will have to dupe the general populace into moving inventory. Any that fail will get evicted and moved to a cardboard box, only to be rescued by us. CAPITALISM HO!

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Big Fat Cat Tats

http://i.imgur.com/IJUuBeW.jpg

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>>13367300
That bulge though.

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>>13367304
It's puffy vulva.

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>>13367307
https://data.archive.moe/board/a/image/1336/97/1336976698847.jpg

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>>13367300
>>13367304
>>13367307
>>13367310
Don't care what it is, it's mine. Dibs.

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>>13367318
Enjoy your cat batter.

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>>13367321
Hey, someone's gotta take one for the team.

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Dick and balls or not, she's got a body to die for.

http://i.imgur.com/3yZOEeP.jpg

Her paws aren't nearly big and meaty enough, though.

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>>13367323
You really don't.
The thing about puppies is that interest in them only makes more. You don't run out of puppies.
So go get a fluffy tail and leave the spikecock to fantasize about using you as a footstool in the Cat Kingdom.

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>>13367330
>Her paws aren't nearly big and meaty enough, though
Good thing I'm not a furry.

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>>13367323
Gayer than a sack of Alps.

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Which monster is most likely to make shakshuka?

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>>13367337
>sack of Alps
Let's explore this idea. We get a big sack, and then put some cock-starved Phase 2 Alps in it, and then oil up some criminal and throw him in.

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>>13367337
Oh come off it, this is 4chan, we'd all gurgle each others semen given the chance.

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>>13367342
Tanuki.

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>>13367347
Oh boy, that projection.

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>>13367342
>Shakshouka is a staple of Tunisian, Libyan, Algerian, Moroccan, and Egyptian cuisines traditionally served in a cast iron pan or tajine with bread to mop up the sauce. It is also popular in Israel, where it was introduced by Tunisian Jews.
Desert girls probably?
Or jewnuki.

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>>13367347
No. Go be a fudge packer somewhere else.

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>>13367345
This is a pretty big sack we're talking about, unless it's one of those magic sacks. An intriguing idea, but do we tell the criminal they're alps before or after we take him out of the sack?

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Anons, pls. Let's be civil. This is normally a time of peace and understanding.

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>>13367354
I'd go with desert girls.
>Girtablilu making you shakshuka

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>>13367345
How is that even a punishment?

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>>13367358
We don't tell the criminal anything, he needs to be afraid, and not knowing is the worst torture of all.
That and the Maus helmet.

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>>13367159
I, for one, wouldn't mind having titty fox as a local shrine maiden.

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>>13367360
We are being civil, we're just reacting to a case of homosexuals on the internet.
We're not even a little talking about a futa kitsune with nine penises or being made into a sissyboy by a dominant alp.

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>>13367364
They're Alps, that makes it gross, and being raped by Alps is tots embarrassing and kinda gay when they're still flat Phase 2s.

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>>13367365
>Maus helmet
It sounds like Nyan came up with this one drunken afternoon. What is it?

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>>13367353

Did I at least get a chuckle out of you?

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>>13367345
I'd feel bad for the alps though

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>>13367377
>feeling bad for succubi ever

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>>13367369
>9 penises
That was funny

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>>13367376
I'm trying to study and I slept 3 hours, so no, sadly.

>>13367385
Seven vagánias.

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>>13367371
I'm just not sure about the trauma value of flat oiled up Alp chests pressing down on someone from all direction. I mean, it would be weird, sure, but would it be an effective tool of determent?

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>>13367373
It's just a harness that keeps your head stuck in a Mausbutt-or Mauscrotch so you can't get away from them and have to perform Mauscunnilingus or Mausanilingus.
>>13367377
They're Alps and they deserve to be punished.

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>>13367391
They'd be all gropey and needy and stuff.

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>>13367390

Damn.

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>>13367392
>They're Alps and they deserve to be punished.
Das racist.

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>>13367391
> flat oiled up Alp chests pressing down on someone from all direction
>would it be an effective tool of determent?

Do I get to feel them slowly expand into big pillowy sacks of hopes and dreams when they press against me as my semen helps them progress to stage 3?

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>>13367406
Not if I'm an Alp, then I can say it.

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Are you man enough to care for your litter of Wererabbit daughterus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-GncsZ-UE

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Wait

What about a Prophet Mohammad monster girl?

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>>13367406
>caring this much for succubois
You going Stage 1 on me, son?

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>>13367416

Where's the fucking monster aspect?

Would it be any different from a dark priest?

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>>13367392
That does sound like something drunk nyan would come up with.
Side note, all the alps in this thread need to GET IN THE SACK!

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>>13367416
I want a Santa Claus monster girl.

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>>13367422
>>13367416
Expect a profile never.

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>>13367410
No. They are permaflat Apls. All you'll feel is flatness and confusion as they keep being flat no matter how much they milk you.

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I just want to cuddle with a yuki-onna on a hot day.

Or a warm day.

Or any day where the water on the ground isn't freezing.

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>>13367416
"And that's why ISIS is bombing Japan."

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>>13367422
Bomb-type MG

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>>13367422
It would be a brown dark priest.

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>>13367425
Can I have my body in the sack but still wear a Maushelmet?

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>>13367434

I'm pretty sure he pre-dates the invention of gunpower.

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>>13367415
>Not march hares
Step it up, don't dick the daughteru

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>>13367422
I just want to be able to say I stroked my salami to a graven image of Mohammad and came all over her slutty face. Is that so wrong?

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>>13367437
Sure, why not?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IulFwMdvgYc
>Werewolf taking care of abandoned werekittens alongside her own pups

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>>13367439
No he doesn't.

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>>13367445

Fair enough, but he does pre-date the muslim part of the world getting it.

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>>13367440
You shouldn't dick the daughteru, but there's nothing wrong with a cuddle pile.

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>>13367444
That's nothing. I've seen a cat with squirrel babies alongside her kittens.

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>>13367444
That's how you get barking were-kittens.

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>>13367445
Yeah he does, by about 400 years.

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Counterintuitively, constrainment is quite conductive to creativity.

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>>13367450
But he had an explosive temper.
>>13367455
Saltpeter was used 200 years before Muhammad was born, so there!

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>>13367451
If only they were bigger

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>>13367452
I want to read a heartwarming story like this.
Just a monstermom, preferable a Werewolf/cat, taking care of an abandoned or orphaned kid alongside her own.

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>>13367459
Saltpeter ain't gunpowder, Alp.

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>>13367461
Hellhound raising a Ushi

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>>13367461
>adopts a tanuki in a cardboard box
>other anon has one less daughter of his hundred to mind

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>>13367464
But I'm not Alp. Unless you just called me a faggot, in which case YOU'RE an Alp, and so is your mom.

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>>13367461
I'd like to see it with a holst taking care of orphaned werekittens, but anything heartwarming would be nice.

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>>13367467
Perfect