/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Today I'm planning on going to Gensokyo today by overdosing on benadryl! I thought that it wouldn't work alone, but then I decided I'd either suffocate myself with a plastic bag or jump off of the 4th floor of my building.
Whatever I decide on, I hope it'll succeed! My life has been very hard and I hope that being in Gensokyo will be fun!
Wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.]

what about your parents?

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>>13347917
Give me your things, I pay for the shipping,

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>>13347917
>Wanting to go to Gensokyo.
>Trying to go by doing dangerous things.
>Not simply exploring Japan and looking for it there.

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>>13347948
going to gensokyo is an euphemism for suicide you newfahg

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>>13347917
I wish you luck and little pain anon. See you on the other side one day.

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>>13347921
That's why I'm doing it later, so they won't find me! Besides, I'd be one less mouth to feed.

>>13347940
I left all that I own to my cat, sorry.

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>>13347917
>4th floor
What are you trying to do, break a few bones? You've got to go higher than that.

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>>13347992
There is no other side you retard.

Wanna know what happens after you die? Nothing.

Have you ever lost your consciousness? Because that's exactly what happens before you die. Hence there is no "other side" for you to experience, since you're not conscious anymore (and you can't become conscious again since you're dead).

Fucking Christians.

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>>13347917
>jump off of the 4th floor of my building
this will not kill you

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>>13347966
He's right in the sense that the best place to do it is in Aokigahara.

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>>13347917
I'm gonna be that one guy and tell you that it's not worth it giving up.
Death is sort of a permanent thing, you can't really undo it.

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Enjoy waking up in the hospital with some broken bones

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>>13348035
le fedora tipping man

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>>13348035
I'm talking about Gensokyo, and I'd rather die believing in a lie if the truth is just that.

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See you tomorrow

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>>13348035
Even though you're right you're just causing yourself unnecessary suffering by giving a shit about other people's beliefs and perceptions. If you've recognized the emptiness of your own consciousness why get attached or involved with other people's consciousness and perceptions? I say this as a concerned fellow former-fedora-tipping-faggot.

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>>13347917
Benadryl is a poor choice, please consider using a different drug! I don't know how much experience you have with benadryl, but a large dose will make you extremely uncomfortable, which is probably not what you want.

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>>13347917

Benadryl is a horrific OD. Enjoy your hallucinations of being ripped apart by your curtains until you scream loud enough that someone calls the police.

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Im almost positive /jp/ has the highest user suicide count out of any of the boards at this point.

See you in Gensokyo, anon.

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>>13348121
This. Your going to reach hell before youre even dead anon.

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>>13348121
What that supposed to dissuade OP? Because that sounds fun as hell

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I remember when I was in university I was worried jumping on the 14th floor onto grass wouldn't kill me. Should've done it then.

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Let's all do our best today.

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>>13348185
/jp/ has to be the best at something!

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I've entirely against suicide, but I have made a vow to myself to take any opportunity to get killed doing something that might get me in the news as doing something good and maybe up my chances with the yama.

For example, the next time someone tries to rob the convenience store I'm at with a gun or something, I'll try fighting with them. Even if I don't die, my parents would probably stop nagging me to get a job or a wife for a while if I'm hospitalized.

I might pussy out the first time, but hopefully I'll get it right some day.

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Are you just going to disappoint Aniki like that?

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>>13348055
>>13348080
>Rationally explaining to you exactly what happens to you after death is "fedora tipping".

I forgot that this is America time on an American website. The one thing that Americans hate more than impoverished blacks is knowledge / factual education.

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>>13348472
>Rationally explaining to you exactly what happens to you after death is "fedora tipping".
If anything characterizes a fedora-tipper it's that exactly.

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Remember the eternal saying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

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>>13348472
You're still giving a shit about other people's perceptions friend, this time mine. Please stop doing this to yourself.

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>>13348492
Except it doesn't. The fedora followers of Athe are just another variation of Americans. They wouldn't be able to explain to you what happens after you die. You have to project that I am as ugly and retarded as you to even say something.

>>13348542
1) Some retard doesn't know how X works.
2) I explain to him how it works, completely objectively.
3) His response: "Uhm...you are triggering me?" (+baseless ad hominems)

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>>13348566
No one's being 'triggered' friend. I didn't even disagree with your assessment of 'what happens after you die' which you seem to regard as highly obscure knowledge, just with your inability to see someone who is ignorant of that supposedly highly obscure knowledge and to leave them alone. That's why you're a 'fedora tipper' not because you have the highly obscure knowledge of 'what happens after you die'. /jp/shitposting is always the most fun and comfy

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>>13348212

It isn't.

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>>13348615
It certainly beats blacking out peacefully to your death, like a pussy

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>>13348566
You responded to a person who said, "I'll go to Gensokyo when I die" with "actually, if you think about it rationally, you won't go to Gensokyo!" No fucking shit, you mouth-breathing autistic chucklefuck. Did you really think we were in need of your brilliant logical enlightenment?

>Except it doesn't.
It's literally the heart of the stereotype. The only thing that's going on here is that you've been triggered by being called a fedora-tipper and have now started sperging about Americans.

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>>13348882
Except he didn't. He responded to >>13347992.

"Going to Gensokyo" is merely an euphemism for suicide.

Saying "see you on the other side" actually implies you're going to see something after you die.

Learn to read, Militant Christian.

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>>13347917
The only guy I've ever had feelings for suffers from severe depression and loves Touhou. He's joked about "going to Gensoukyou" before, and everytime it tears me apart. Recently, I've lost contact with him. I think about him constantly each day, wonder how he's doing, if he's eating, sleeping, hoping that he's not seriously thinking of "going to Gensoukyou" this time. I know he uses 4chan, but I'm not sure if he goes on /jp/. You probably aren't him, but just know, anon, that there are people that love you out there, people that you can have a future with. Please don't kill yourself.

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>>13348882
Keep fighting the good fight brother.

*screams "ALLAH AKBAAAR!" and blows himself up in celebration*

(30 mins later)

*ring ring*
*ring ring*
(that's anon's phone in his mom's house)

*anon picks up phone*

Hey it's me, calling you from da HEAVANZ!

"OOOO sugoi~~~~~~~~~~~~!" says anon while he makes anime kawaii eyes.

I am having sex with my 72 virgins, all of whom look like my anime waifu characters**.

"Damn, I am so jealous of you anon, wish my mom let me buy some explosives and blow myself up too!" replies anon.

(**TL Note: It is okay for me to have 72 anime waifus, because I am a muslim.)

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>>13348901
The people you're responding to aren't even militant Christians. You're just getting upset needlessly over imagined perceptions or 'sperging about Americans' as our other friend tried to phrase it for you. Why can't you imagine that he might be joking? And even if he wasn't, Why does it bother you if that poster literally believes he'll be reborn in another world? Chake life a little more eajy, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kill myself, but I don't want to go alone. I need to take at least 20 human worms with me or I won't be satisfied. getting a gun license isn't easy where I live and it will take some time but hopefully by this time next year I'll have a handgun. I've also started scouting for good places where to start a rampage, I think metro stations during rush hour are my best bet

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>>13348938
Funny how you refer to yourself as your friend.

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>>13349026
And now you're resorting to detectivefaggotry. I'm sorry it came to this. Enjoy your illusion of enlightening other people and fighting against militant religious people when in reality you're just overreacting to dumb maymays I guess. Yea, there's definitely no other board where this level of shitposting can be enjoyed, /jp/ a best

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>>13349068
Look, why don't you go fucking kill yourself already if afterlife is so great you autistic Beta Kaffir Dhimmi Cluck Mangina SJW Femyinsm GooberGayter?

AllahAkbar 4chan is shit, long live double 4chan.

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>>13349094
Again, I don't even believe in an afterlife either. You're just constructing this ridiculous perception yourself and then reacting to it with anger. As I said before, the initial post you reacted to saying 'see you on the other side' could easily be seen as a joke anyway, but even if it wasn't, why do you feel the need to explain that there's no afterlife to someone stupid enough to believe that there is? All I've done is try to get you to realize there's no need to be upset about other people's mistaken perceptions, and your reaction has been to repeatedly pile up more perceptions and anger. Maybe you really should go to 'double 4chan' then, you clearly don't know how to take life easy.

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>>13348901
>Saying "see you on the other side" actually implies you're going to see something after you die.
Yes, we plan to see Gensokyo. We even know that Aokigahara is the gateway. You see, talking about suicide and pretending that we will visit a wonderful land of youkai girls and flying colorful balls after we inevitably off ourselves is a long and running joke in /jp/ that's taken with semi-seriousness.

>Learn to read, Militant Christian.
Someone said he was going to Gensokyo. Someone else said he would see him there. I'm not sure where you pulled Christianity into it (at most it's some sort of horrible bastardized reincarnation Shinto) but it was probably out of your fedora.

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>>13347917
I think you're better off jumping in front of a train rather than jump off a 4 story building.

I haven't looked it up but benadry + alcohol + plastic bag over the head might work better.

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>>13348387
I always daydream about this, but it's a lot scarier when you're in that kind of sitatuion

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It is unfortunate new posters don't understand where us purehearted /jp/sies will go after we off ourselves. Please pay more attention to the board history before you take serious posts as any less than that.

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>>13347917
Don't do it, we love you anon!

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/jp/ is the only board (that I still know) that actually recognize and encourage suicide!

Gambatte /jp/!!!

Mentally-weak fucks should kill themselves, suicide is a right.

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>>13347917
Be at peace friend...

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>>13349234

Not to be a downer but I knew a dude who did this and he lost legs and an arm and now his family hates him even more because it costs over 9000 a day to care for him and they have to wipe his ass.

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>>13349253
Oh no, I know how serious it is, I just thought the even newernewfriend should take life more easy instead of worrying about others passing through the portal to gensokyo. That's the main thing /jp/sies have taught me after all.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna go in a life or death gamble before I go to gensokyo.
If I fail, then I just kill myself anyway.
If I succeed, I can buy reimu lots of nice presents before I meet her.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get Yukarin to gap me to Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

If you kill yourself who will take care of your Fumo(s) ?

Think about that.

[Anonymous No.]

Join the army. Syrian Army.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. No.]

Why would you kill yourself now when VR lolis/onee-sans are around the corner?

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>>13349519
VR better be good, man.

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>>13349360
there are no gambles like that.

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>>13349519
Time traveler from the future here.

The company that created the VR lolis was destroyed by a vicious terrorist attack led by the United Feminist-Islamist Front (UFIF). Hundreds of men were killed and a few innocent women died as well. They then destroyed all the research material and exploded multiple nuclear bombs over Japan.

Their leader, Carolyn Mohammed Achmed-Sarkeesian, said that xhi would not allow white cis men (Japanese are considered white in the future) to rape little girls in virtual reality, because only in Islam it is allowed to rape little girls (white men are appropriating the culture of Islam).

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>>13349560
Make a doujin about it.

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>>13349560
How far are you coming from?

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>>13347917
>jump off of the 4th floor of my building.
That's a bad idea. That will not kill you unless you land perfectly, you could survive or you could die, hell you could die just by tripping. It matters what you land on and where you land on. It's very public so you don't want to take any chances, lest you end up in ICU.

If you want to jump off somewhere, make it the highest spot you can reach and jump from. Bridges are pretty good, because it's very high up and you aren't easily recoverable. If you survive the fall, there's a lot of other things that can kill you.

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>>13349571
I would, but I can't draw. Being a cis white male myself, my hands were cut off at birth to prevent me from raping minorities and women. I think the woman-leader who popularized this practice worldwide was called Hillary something, she was the president of the United States back then.

>>13349577
2037. I'll be born in two years.

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>>13349519

VR didn't impress me in the 90's, and it doesn't impress me now. Same godamn shit, only prettier and with a slightly less bulky headset.

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>>13349585
So /jp/ still exist at your time? You must have joined us in 2035 or greater

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>>13347993
>I left all that I own to my cat, sorry.

Let me guess, your cat's named Guppy.

[Anonymous No.]

It always makes me sad when I see how little confidence and self-esteem my only online friend has, especially since he's accomplished a hell of a lot more than I ever will. I never know how to cheer him up, and I feel depressed more often than not too.
until next time boys

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>>13349616
4chan was one of the many websites with a majorly male & white audience that were taken down in the 20s. Gomenasai.

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>>13349636
ano... how did you know about us then?

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>>13349655
My father used to browse 4chan and save all threads he likes on his hard drive.

I used to read them a lot in my spare time, dreaming about a time when we were treated as people and not as cattle.

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>>13348999
nitrogen triiodide

ammonia and iodine mixed makes a contact explosive. 100g of iodine will maim a limb.

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>>13349559
;_;
What about the stock market?

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>>13349662
If you can travel in time you can change the future to protect our precious loli, do it now asshole

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>>13349729
That's why I came back.

But what can an arm-less cis white male do?

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>>13349782
Do you operate your computer by penis?
Also year of GNU/Linux desktop when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13349796
I use my tongue and nose.

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>>13349802
Can't your time machine reach Gensokyo?
and you didn't answer my second question

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>>13349817
It was a one time trip.

GNU/Linux don't exist in my timeline so they were probably removed as artifacts of the patriarchy.

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>>13348915
Pat pat you, cutie.

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>>13348472
>The one thing that Americans hate more than impoverished blacks is knowledge / factual education.

Are you 16?

I get that you think you're cool and smarter than everyone else for bashing America. America is #1 in the world for being 'tolerant' and anti-religous. So engrained into the minds of anyone less than 25 is 'all races are equal' and 'who believes in some stupid skybabby'. If America is such a reactionary place how would that be possible?

We have a nigger problem that we completely ignore and actually encourage. Religious involvement is lower than it has ever been.

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>>13350061
>America is #1 in the world for being 'tolerant' and anti-religous.

This is a joke, right?

>#1 for being 'tolerant'
- You shoot citizens, ask questions later. Especially blacks but your police force has no qualms about shooting a white woman / mother of three because they thought she's reaching for a gun when in fact she was just trying to get her driver's license.
- World leader in the war on drugs.
- Pretty much the worst penal system out of all first world countries.
- Treating the poor like garbage & pests (dysfunctional social services, health insurance etc.).

>and anti-religious
And yet you somehow are able to justify having religious universities (where they don't teach anything other than the Bible shit) that hand out proper, actual, equal diplomas as normal schools. Or elementary / high schools that can choose not to educate the children on some basic biology stuff because they believe that 'creationism > evolution cuz da Bible'.

There is no country as religious as that in Europe, and the only more intolerant country might be Russia.

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>>13349967
Hnghhhh, stop it, anon. He'd always pat me on my head and call me cute. ;____; It hurts so much to remember... If only he could pat me again.

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I find it funny that people don't even care about the OP any more. Shitposting about religion and Americans and playing pretend time traveller is more interesting than possibly losing another /jp/er. Guess that's about how much your life is valued, OP.

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>>13350104
As a woman, I can completely understand that. Men just don't have social skills or compassion for each other. The death of another men is just another cause for celebration for them, since they think "yes, one less opponent in the game for pussy!". Men are pigs.

If OP were female, I'd help her and put her in touch with one of the many anti-suicide hotlines / groups for women.

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>>13350061
>>13350099
Friend, pls don't agitate the dubchanner, he's gonna get an aneurysm from all this misdirected anger. Look at him, he really believes that the kids in religious schools take their religious classes and teachers seriously, and basically is incapable of conversation outside of alternating between random spouts of anger towards religious people, Murricans and anything that aggravates his irrational victim complex (Boohoo, I'm a white male and some people don't like that, boohoo).

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>>13350124
anon pls

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>>13350124
How big is your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

I've posted in this thread about ways I've thought to kill myself, but it doesn't mean you should do it to.

Live to fight another day!

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>>13350162
Respect the right to suicide, anon.

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>>13350099

Do you understand at all how our country works?

You're good at saying it's terrible, and saying how terrible its government systems are, but I don't think you know anything about them except that 'they're shit'.

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>>13350100
I wish you to meet him again, then!

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>>13350125
Don't call me your friend, Tumblr trash.

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>>13350206
Oh I get it. You're a fucking white male too, aren't you? Boo fucking hoo. Why don't you just shrivel up and die already, you filthy patriarchal scum.

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>>13350219

[Anonymous No.]

Alright then.

Here is the line:

__________________________________________________________________

<< NO WHITE SCUM BELOW THIS LINE >>

[Anonymous No.]

How do you kill that which has no life? hahaha

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>>13350206
>>13350222
Your entire body of shitposting in the thread has nothing to do with you being white or tumblr being here. You just lash out at any post responding to yours and tack on random insults about the person you're talking to being Murrican, or being an SJW, or being a militant Christian, you're literally the textbook definition of a fedora tipping sperglord. inb4 you project your insecurities yet again and manufacture the perception that I've insulted you just for being white and male, which no one even cared about until you started your little cute roleplay about it.

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white people don't care about anime

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>>13350246
You are either projecting or actually insane. You responded to me here >>13350061 and called me a friend. I am not friends with leftie scum like you. Lefties like you are why we cant hang no niggers in Alabama no more.

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>>13350161
FUCK OFF
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>>13350259
I'm not talking to you Southfriend, but the shitposter who thinks everyone that responds to him is simultaneously an SJW and a militant islamist, you were also responding to him with the post you linked.

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>>13350275
>a reasonable, rational, liberal European is his enemy
>a racist Biblethumping redneck is his friend

There are no lows that the SJW mangina won't go to. Unbelievable. Was UFIF not enough?

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>>13350275
>you were also responding to him with the post you linked

No, that was me.

Anonymity can be confusing...

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>>13350291
I would sell my soul to Satan if that's what it takes to #SmashThePatriarchy.

Islam, Christianity, racist, etc - anything goes. I want to see the white cis male's world burn for denying me my preferred gender pronouns!!

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>>13350275
lol i wouldn't think that if you didn't make me you goddamned spy

go home moot, know when you've been beaten

[Anonymous No.]

*roars like a female lyon so everyone can hear that zii is a transwomyn*

[Anonymous No.]

I still don't understand how arguing for letting some suicidal faggot have his fantasy about going to gensokyo rather than trying this hard to derail the thread into a political and religious discussion ended up being an attack from me on white cis males or whatever, but surely it isn't an irrational victim complex that makes the lot of you interpret everything as an attack. Maybe you guys just really wanted to have a conversation about your political beliefs, if that's the case, why not >>>/pol/

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>>13350342
I was actually trying to talk him out of it when the Tumblr tard start sperging out and throwing around his 4chan fedora memes.

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Reminder that we are all transracial, transgender, transfictional and transdimensioal little girls here in /jp/ and that bullying is not welcome.

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>>13350359
No. You derailed the thread into a discussion about how everyone who posts the 'going to gensokyo' maymay is a militant Christian and then you started throwing out every random insult you could think of including the random SJW crap after you got called a 'fedora-tipper'

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>>13350361
Shut the fuck up. You don't get to appropriate transculture, you white cis male scum. Now go finally kill yourself so there can be one less white patriarch in this world.

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>>13350361
damn i bullied my dick hard just now

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>>13350370
>No. You derailed the thread into a discussion about how everyone who posts the 'going to gensokyo'
Again with the desperate strawman. You're the one who keeps repeating it thinking it will win /jp/ over on the side of feminists who want to put all men who like Tohou into rape-prison re-education camps.

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>>13350371
Please respect those of us who are 2D Japanese lolis on the inside. It's very disrespectful to label people arbitrarily for your own convenience.

>>13350380
>rape-prison education
I think I saw a doujin about that once.

[Anonymous No.]

guys stop
stop the crossboarding

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>>13347917
Just join the military. If you don't die in combat, you can shoot yourself.

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>>13350380
I don't even know what we're funposting about anymore bro but it was fun, goonight /jp/

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>>13350391
If he joins the military then he will be supporting the patriarchy.

[Anonymous No.]

this mai thread now

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>>13348901
>"see you on the other side" actually implies you're going to see something after you die.
literally autistic

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>>13350400
>>13350394

>le I will go to sleep now /jp/
>le now I am a new person :o^)

Tumblr trolling 101

[Anonymous No.]

Report and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

im 25 guys what do?

captcha iscad

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>>13350402
They're not serious. You are autistic or an actual fedora.

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>>13350413
haha and he knows what they do on tumblr, lol the cancerous faggot

captcha is cake image

[Anonymous No.]

it's time to pack your bags newfriend, you've been properly trolled

[Anonymous No.]

I have learnt if I'm going to kill myself, don't tell /jp/ anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope my suicide thread is better than this.

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>>13350438
Just do what I do in such situation - rub your hand on your balls (they should be good and sweaty from no showering for weeks; last time I showered was 4 weeks ago, no kidding) and then sniff the mixture of sweat and penis essence.

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>>13350448
That's all we can hope for.

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< THIS THREAD BELONGS TO FEMINISM NOW >

< WE WILL BE DEPORTING ALL MALE SCUM WHO LIKE ANIME INTO FEMAUSCHWITZ >

< --- >

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>>13350448
I hope the OP waits a little bit because going out with this being the last thing you ever did would be kinda sad. Suicide threads, on average, are much better than this and make me feel like less of a faggot for talking about my eventual an hero in any sort of serious manner.

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>>13350538
I'm gonna Nuremberg trial the feminists!!!

I'm gonna Berlin rape the feminists!!! So their kind only gives birth to mutts.

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>>13350551
>So their kind only gives birth to mutts
Though this is what they want, don't they?

[Anonymous No.]

I cant tell if they're being ironic anymore.

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>>13350538
F E M I N I S M
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>>13350104
Try helping him yourself then; nobody wants to lose a friend.

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>>13350402
who r u quoting

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>>13347917
Don't leave us

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>>13347917
I remember trying this in December last year and January this. It just doesn't work. The best thing you can do is just to live it out when you fail your upcoming attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most fun psychedelic to OD on?

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>>13347917
Don't waste your boypussy anon, you will lost plenty of pleasure.

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>>13347948
I'd actually like to believe that it's possible to find Gensokyo without killing yourself. Looking around for it and exploring sounds much more fun than dying.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is depressing for all the wrong reasons

[Anonymous No.]

Has op gone to gensokyo yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13352077
Most psychedelics are quite difficult to overdose on
Their usually quite safe to take, physically

[Anonymous No.]

kuso thread

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>>13352128
I wonder what it's like to make your final thread on the jay and have it derailed within minutes. Expected probally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13350266
_UCK
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CK
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[Anonymous No.]

My penis is so fucking smelly that I feel the stench even when I'm standing up.

And I have literally had a shower 8 days ago, what hte fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347917
I think I'll go to Gensokyo soon too. You don't need a license to buy a gun here, so I'll just save up money.

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>>13348915
Dress up like Reimu and give him head

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>>13348915
please be in london

[Anonymous No.]

>>13350099

I'm literally living off of government welfare health insurance right now. My grandmother's neighbors are a bunch of fucking welfare queens who get so much free food from the gubbamint that they give it away to her. It's better shit than we eat, and we pay for it. With money. From jobs.

>WORST PENAL SYSTEM

Because we actually lock people the fuck up? Wow whatever bru

>And yet you somehow are able to justify having religious universities (where they don't teach anything other than the Bible shit)

Utter bollocks horseshit. Eight out of the top ten best universities in the world are in the US.

I must have misclicked and ended up on /po/ jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13354603
/po/ is great, don't shit talk them. Please make sure you correctly spell /pol/ in the future anon-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>guys i know what happens when you die

oh, yeah?

how was already having died? cool?

oh wait, you haven't died, so you're talking out of your ass about knowing what happens?

then maybe you could fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13354655
>>13354603
Le Christian American is back to the rescue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13354693
Please don't bully Kiristian-mono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348999
this is very edgy, but your 9's tell me you're serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348999
As a woman, I am shocked and frightened that this poster is still allowed here.

Why are we not calling the police and/or FBI?

He is threatening to kill women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13354981
Because /jp/ is a bully-free zones.

This rules extends to cereal killer but stops short at SJW and "women".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355009
Screencapped and reblogged on my Tumblr. Doubting the gender I identify as is even worse than threatening to kill women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355023
I enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348915
>>13350100
That person is probably deader than Yoshika by now. And you aren't a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, here I am, coming to this thread in order to keep OP from killing himself until he's at least cleaned up his record a little, and I find this quite frankly ridiculous argument going on...
I don't have the time to lecture you each individually, I'm a busy woman, after all. But I will say this:
Every single one of you has sins tarnishing your soul and making it black. You should all work hard to become better people, otherwise you'll wind up spending more time in Jigoku than you might want to. A few of you might even wind up in one of the lower levels (one of you is dangerously close to winding up in Mugen Jigoku, you know very well who you are and what you have done), and I will tell you right now, they aren't pleasant at all.
I could care less what gods you do or do not worship, or what social status, race, or sexuality you are. When it come time for me to judge you, I only care about actions and intentions.
And OP, I will again implore you to not be rash in your actions. You still have a long life ahead of you, and it may or may not be filled with good things-- but you'll never know for sure until you've lived it. If you're that desperate to see Gensokyo, then buy a plane ticket to Japan, and look around for it to your heart's content. And who knows? While searching for it, you might find something else worth living for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355138
/jp/ has gone soft.

Then again, this dude is probably a weeb, with all the going to Japan shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347917
Say hi to Meiling for me, friend.

I'll be there in fifty years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13354981
No, he's talking about killing human WORMS, not women.
He should be reported anyway for threatening to kill other human beings.
Cis Woman here, literally no one on this board gives a fuck about your sex or gender unless you male it a big fucking deal, which you are trying to do, so fuck you for being an attention whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355138
He's already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355174
Please don't abuse surprise box and report people...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13350371
>>13350311
Τι έκανα ποτέ κάνει σε σας ;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355186
Oven-dodger!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355156
Well, I live under Japan, so that's to be expected. And sadly, it seems like one of my underlings has picked up OP's soul. He should be arriving on the shores of the Sanzu in a few hours.
As for you, you should definitely start cleaning up your act. Your soul is only getting blacker by the day, but it's not too dark yet. Purify your thoughts, and you will purify your soul.
I don't enjoy sending people to Jigoku.

Also, Komachi, I know you're reading this, so get off your phone and get back to work. There are souls waiting to be ferried.

That's enough of a break for me... I should get back to work, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348472
>>13348035
*tips*
>>13350099
*tips*

>>13354693
*tips*

[Anonymous No.]

Leave your message for OP's parents:

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355236
It's funny, because you look like the average fedora tipper, while I am a beautiful independent woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355234
As a fan of Shikieiki, this is too lame of RP for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355237
Your son's dead, bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355237
One less filthy patriarch in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355234
Oh shit, sorry boss
I'll get back to work right now
please don't cut my pay
I can't eat ramen noodles
every single day

-Komachi

[Anonymous No.]

I just fucking hate this world and all the human worms feasting on its carcass... my whole life is just cold, bitter hatred and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can.

It's time for me to kill.

And it's time for me to die.

My genocide crusade begins now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355296
頑張って

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355296
Military otaku here, what gun will you be using?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355289
Σταματήστε !!

NO BULLY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355295
Nice haiku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355296
The one thing that I find comforting is that even when they go full edgy, the misogynerd losers still don't have enough courage to confront girls.

Like that Elliot Rodgers guy who was like "yeah, imma shoot all those hot bitches that deny me sex" but ultimately he couldn't do it because he's so unconfident around girls and instead shot some random men (who probably had it coming) on the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355356
Please don't call me a misogynerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355356
That bastard.

Even in death hurting men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355314
I'm planning on using a 9mm handgun once I get my license. local gun legislation is very strict so I don't have a lot to choose from

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355408
The real victims of Elliot Rodger were Chinese people, but nobody talks about them because Chinese life is cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355416
That's a pretty bad choice but remember to practice Mozambique drill and especially shot placement beforehand.

It's the different between killing in 3 shots and killing in 9 shots.

Also bring a lot of magazines, and this is a non-brainer but reloading drill is also important, as well as clearing jam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355423
>no-brainer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355417
That's fucking sad.

If he says he kill bitches, he should stick to killing bitches, not his own kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355356
what if I told you that I hate both genders equally? All humans are scum. the human species was a mistake. 99% of the world's population should just drop dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355452
>99%
That's like seven billion people.

I think you should set a more achievable goal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355456
99% is a bit much, but I think maybe 60% or 70% can be done by nuclear exchange.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm kind of new here and dont know if you guys are joking are not, but sometkmes I seriously wonder if there are other worlds out there for us, traversing by means of death. Not any more impossible than christianitys heaven,

It's a longshot to be sure...but whats to say there aren't worlds like touhou or other scenarios. It's something I genuinely hope for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355487
Keep the hope up, anon.

It doesn't matter because it's not like everyone can tell you are wrong when you are dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13355487
I think there's nothing after death.

That's why I don't want to die even though it's painful. I'd rather live a painful life than have there be nothing.