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13345364 No.13345364 [Reply] [Original]

Think of a 2hu.

What is the first thing that you would do if you got married to that 2hu?

>> No.13345372

>>13345364
take off her pad

>> No.13345375
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kiss her feet

>> No.13345377

>>13345364
Wake up

>> No.13345428

>>13345364
Get a divorce.

>> No.13345438
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13345438

Wonder how she got a huge pair of knockers.

>> No.13345454
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Buy her something to eat.

>> No.13345509

Hope she gets chubby.

>> No.13345545

Make her watch as I masturbate.

>> No.13345561 [DELETED] 

>>13345364
Why would a touhou get married with me?

>> No.13345597
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13345597

>>13345561
It's ok anon! /jp/ is considered attractive to 2hus!

>> No.13345603

>>13345597

Than they have fucking low standards.

>> No.13345608

>>13345603
Shut up, I'm already feeling the bullet in my brain.

>> No.13345714

Take out a life insurance policy on her.

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>>13345364

>> No.13345780

>>13345597
>>13345603
I think there was a thing done back in 09 and the average /jp/edo was more attractive in the face than the average /fa/ggot.

Obviously dressing and to a lesser extent body wasn't included. Most of /fa/ is skinnyfat fuccbois though.

>> No.13346115

>>13345726
lol

>> No.13346157

>>13345726

maximum cringe. couldn't get past the first post.

>> No.13346699

>>13345726
>2014
>Momizi
Fuck this. What's the tl;dr?

>> No.13346719

>>13345364
[X]Consummate

>> No.13346751

>>13346699
momishit eats chocolate and dies

>> No.13353031

>>13346751
To be more accurate, she shits her organs out.

>> No.13353393

>>13345364
probably breathe lmao

>> No.13353455

tears of joy

>> No.13353508
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「Instant Impregnation」

>> No.13353512
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Children of course!

>> No.13353520 [DELETED] 
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Cry

>> No.13353584
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13353584

Kill myself because it's just another false delusion.

>> No.13353610

>>13353584
You can live your whole life in that delusion, ignore the normies, they're butthurt about their shitty lifes devoid of true love.

>> No.13360094
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Probably be savagely beaten.

>> No.13360206

Make sweet love to wakasagihime

>> No.13362301
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Ichiriin-

>> No.13365655
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13365655

cry that i have finally achieved that others said i was too delusional to even think about

>> No.13365837

>>13345726
>Her big soulful eyes melt...
Fucking hell. It sucks to be me. I just pictured her eyes liquefying and falling off her face. Because I interpret everything literally. ;_;

>> No.13365893

>>13353031
Also known as anal prolapse.

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>>13346719
[X] Genuflect

>>13362301
An Ichirin lover, whoa!

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