Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Usually there is one here, but since there wasn't one here, I thought it would be okay if I made one. That is, if they didn't get banned or something.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Blogspot: http://monstergirlcollection.blogspot.mx/?zx=61f8bddc3f284770

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

[Anonymous No.]

They were banned, time to leave jp monster girl dude!!

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>>13335746
Where did they get sent too?

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>>13335753
somewhere far away that they don't annoy people with their immature greenposting and furry fetishes

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>>13335753
To hell

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>>13335770
Then I'd rather be in hell than to be alone.

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>>13335899
You can be my brother anytime pal, ignore the natives they ran out of ideas for threads.

As for the others...maybe nobody wanted to risk making a thread so they got said mean things because of alps?. For now we wait

[Anonymous No.]

First for the paladins fighting the good fight and believing what is right.

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>>13335770
I thougth that jp was that hell

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>>13335746
>>13335769
>>13335770
>I want ANOTHER retarded thread with 5 replies, not this kind of shit thread!.
Alternatively we are retarded: the post.

Now we already answered but from now on, hide, filter etc etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is everyone?
I'm scared...

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you want her to defend your chastity and honor?

[Anonymous No.]

>Kakuens mucking up the neighborhood
>Buying all the bananas
>Making noise at all hours of the morning
>Spanking their asses outside of your window

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>>13333256
Op fucked it up but it's there.

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http://www.mangahere.co/manga/monster_musume_no_iru_nichijou/

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Was there another cataclysm, or is this due to the fact a thread wasn't made after a while?

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>>13336118
Jesus fucking christ he didn't even put "monster girl" in the OP.
I thought we were in exile again.

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>>13336118
Oh, now I'm told this two hours afterwards. But hey, at least we have this one set up for later.

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lol wtffffffff

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i hate bronies so much

[Anonymous No.]

Hey janny why did you delete my post but not the thread? I thought the rule was only one monster faggot thread could be up.

Not saging so everyone sees this problem

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Sauce?

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This janitor man

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>>13336964
This?
http://exhentai.org/g/757255/1ff420bfbd/

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Out of all of the crazy shit that comes from Monster girls and the like, the idea of Elves trying to get orcs who don't give a fuck to get them is hilarious.

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>>13338098
I wish he make more. Haven't seen an update in a while.

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>>13338110
Apparently he got scared of the western response. Never wanted to be popular. Japs are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

MG go home to /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a Lilim and Pharaoh give you a double paizuri with teasing licks from their tongues.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to talk about best MG

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>>13339080
>>13338661
Perfection

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>>13339101
Needs an Ushi-Oni to be more rapetastic.

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>>13338661
>>13339080
>>13339165
Waiting warmly for more Night Terror.

Ara ara werecat teaching two virgins how to fug when

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>>13339180
>no smug

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>>13339189
Keep waiting. Next update will be a masturbating Dark Elf, round two

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>>13339189
When it's done™

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>>13339101
I want to spank a Kakuen's big monkey butt.

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>>13339214
Let's be real here, everyone does.

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>>13339222
It's only natural

[Tarage !!4BTLAEjXDRE No.]

Forgot to mention I posted 77.

>>>/a/124190188

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>>13339199
More lewd and unhygenic candy play?

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>>13339283
No. Something bigger, but still goofy.

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>>13339214
I want to sing the Road-Song of the Bandar-Log with a kakuen.

It's pretty much the official 4chan anthem!

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>>13338008
That was so cute! The idea of a pervert elf trying to get it on with a sensible orc is adorable.

Thanks for posting the link, friend!

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>>13338661
>>13339080
>>13339165
Oomukade molting when?

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Finally.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to follow these guidelines for a better thread.

It was written by an annoying tripcoder and a few of them are pretty outdated, so use common sense when posting!

http://web.archive.org/web/20130904012441/http://cerealexperiments.com/jprules.php

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>>13340405
Schoolboy with a crush on her Oomukade childhood friend stealing her molted skin to masturbate with when?

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I want to be outside and see my Waifu trying to cook something on the grill for the first time ever. The meat ends up burnt, but I give her kisses and love as thanks anyways, before following the orders on her apron and fucking the cook.

Then I tell the rest of the House Husbands how my silly waifu doesn't even know how properly use spices on meat and have a sensible chuckle as we sip on tea and watch our daughterus play in the backyard together!

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>>13340413
Yes, you like being a house husband, we got you the first time.

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>>13340413
>Oh, Dearie? He's off at one of those boys' weekends again. Grilling, whiskey, cigars, you know, boy stuff.
>Grilling? Wow, boys really love to cook!
>I wish I could spy on a boys' weekend, I hear they compare dicks in the shower~

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>>13340413
South Americans make the best barbeques.

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>>13340425
An Alp infiltrating a boys' weekend to spy on them when?

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>>13340413
>implying a woman's place isn't the kitchen
kek.

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>>13340432
>"Hey Jack, your voice has been quite high pitched lately, are you OK?"
>"Oh dear, Jack you appear to have some cosplay still on, wings and a tail, is your latest date into that kind of stuff? You should know to keep that stuff in the bedroom though."

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>>13340440
If a woman's place is in the kitchen, why are the best chefs men?

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>>13340432
>Jack! Whip you the ol' dilz already! You're the last one!
>Yeah bro, we're all guys here, aren't we? Nobody's gonna judge.
>they pull the towel away to reveal a vag
>J-Jack! you're a fucking ALP?!
>Gross! Get the fuck out of here, you sicko peeping Tina!

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>>13340413
Look, I'm fine with being a househusband. I'd be willing to be one myself for the right monstergirl, but marrying someone who can't cook?
What the fuck is the matter with you? I don't care if a woman is the CEO of the biggest company on the planet or president of the United States or anything else like that, if she can't cook she's not allowed to call herself a woman and she damn sure has no right being a wife.

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>>13340432
>Stage 2 Alp uses polymorph to hide the demon features and tries to pass off as a girly looking boy
>Gets discovered eventually
>Maximum overbully gets achieved

Yeeeeesssss

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>>13340440
>Human Boys actually believe this

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>>13340451
A proper Alp would just stick out their tail and pretend it's their big black schlong.

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>>13340456
>using this image
sigh

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>>13340456

HEY YOU!

GUESS WHAT

There's more to life than sex.

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>>13340451

>Jack! Whip you the ol' dilz already! You're the last one!

The fuck type of meeting is this?

I only show stuff like that to my wife.

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>>13340447
Because men are just better at everything.

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>>13340465
Military reunion?

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>>13340447
Because we're better at everything than they are, but most of us have more important things to do than cook.

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>>13340460
>sigh

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>>13340463

>Telling a Succubus that
>ever

You dun fucked up now boy

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>>13340456
>implying anyone cares what sluts think

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Would /hbg/ have arguments about whether a Human Boy should be a House Husband or an Alpha Worker?

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>>13340470
Yeah, that's pretty accurate for the military actually.

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>>13340472
Reaction pictures are just as bad.

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>>13340484
>Reaction Pictures
>On an Imageboard
>Bad

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>>13340488
Nice green post dude.

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>>13340493
Thank you, I put a lot of work into it

[Anonymous No.]

I'm looking at those massive layered scale plates, what would it take to clean those?

Could you make armour out of her shed skin?

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>>13340472
>>13340488
>>13340495
You may find /a/ or /v/ more to your liking.

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>>13340501
Pretty sure scaly waifus would be offended if you didn't at least consider it.

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>>13340501

I don't know if armor would be worth anything at all nowadays. I mean, yeah, it's nigh indestructible and can stop anything, but blunt damage and energy transfer can still fuck you up.

Just because her scales can stop a .50 BMG round, doesn't mean the force applied on you won't crush your bones.

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>>13340501

I mean look and how they overlap. I'm pretty sure you'd have to gently clean underneath every single one.

I really want to bath a wurm waifu now.

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>>13340502
OK, I will keep your post in mind for all my future posting needs.

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Princess Carry or Be Princess Carried?

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>you will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her

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>>13340528

>Not going on walks with your waifu instead

Fatty.

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>>13340528
For fucks sake, not this again...

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>>13340519

Look up Ned Kelly. He had a big ass suit of armour that practically made him immune to gunfire, until the police noticed that he forgot to armour his feet that is, and they shot him with .577/450

The plate would be able to absorb and deflect a lot of the force and would make you immune to most small arms fire, that would definably be an increase in survivability.

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>>13340529
you will never stop spamming the same image each thread.

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>>13340456

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>>13340528

Princess carried as she flies me to and from her mountain lair to the city at the bottom of the mountain.

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>>13340541

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>>13340520
I would love to spend a day with my wurm waifu getting all the dirt out of under each and every scale on her body.

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>>13340543

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>>13340463

Its actually depressing that the winning side doesn't believe this. Imagine the world when the DL wins. EVERYTHING will be based on sex, society will be a worthless orgy for all time thereafter. At least the order's world has potential for change and development.

Of course, the only good end would be for both extremes to shut the fuck up and allow humans and monsters to co-exist peacefully without rape or violence

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>>13340528
The first, anything else is faggot tier.

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>>13340546

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>>13340550

The only monsters that believe that are shit monsters.

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>>13340539
At least it's thread related, unlike that idiot that keeps posting pokemon

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>>13340528
Yes.

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>>13340555

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>>13340456
>>13340541
>>13340543
>>13340546
>>13340555
>>13340562
Thanks for wasting these images and probably at least one more on this stupid bullshit we've all seen a dozen times

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>>13340558
Hey fuck you, Slowpoke has probably been here longer than your sorry ever has been.

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>>13340553

I hope you have a harpy waifu then, something light.

You think you could princess carry a lamia, or a centaur?

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>>13340536

>1880's armor

What about Anti-Material rifles, 20mm auot and 40mm grenades? Not to mention a bunch of other methods that could kill a man in armor, like running him over.

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>>13340544
>She's ticklish

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>>13340566
"Being here longer" doesn't make it good, especially in a thread that hits its image cap easily

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>>13340570

Only one way to find out!

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>>13340562
>>13340555
>>13340546
>>13340543
>>13340541
>>13340456

please stop doing this. its really old and it wont continue anyways so give it a rest. youre just wasting images

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>you will never breastfed a shota

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>>13340570
>can't even carry the one you love
Git gud, scrub.

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>>13340572
Yeah but we are talking about wurmscale armor, which thread canonically can pass through a black hole unharmed.

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>>13340579
Psyduck you're a shitbag who can't do anything. Squirtle and Kingler were better than you will ever be.

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>>13340528
None? Unless one of us was terribly hurt and it was the apocalypse.

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>>13340576
Hey .less, Drawings when?

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>>13340572

Military grade weapons that aren't exactly a common sight in police or private armories.

That stuff would kill a man anyways, armour is all about increasing survivability, not making you completely immune to everything. Not to mention there are certain advantages to forcing the enemy to lug around heavy firepower like that instead of being able to rely on small arms.

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>>13340576
>Waste
>implying any picture posted here hasn't already been posted 20 times before

These threads are nothing but groundhog day anyways. Only more shitty.

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>You will never lather your naked self up in marmite and chase terrified MGs through the streets, cackling like a madman.

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>>13340564
You forgot these hilarious posts:

>>13339101
>>13340472
>>13340521
>>13340529
>>13340579

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Line 127
http://pastebin.com/CxVy1Kgc
>Lich Remembers Things Long Forgotten

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>>13340595
>These threads are nothing but groundhog day
That's... that's a pretty good analogy, actually.

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Who else here is looking forward to the anime? That'll bring some good OC, I'm sure.

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>>13340595
We already reached that point eh? Well it was going to happen sooner or later any ways.

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>>13340597
something i would gladly do

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>>13340598

Difference being that these are presumably different anons posting 1 image vs one anon posting a series of images, why doesn't he just condense it into one image?

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>>13340581

That's my point, the ARMOR is indestructible, but not its wearer, namely a human being. Nobody knows it human beings can survive going through a black hole.

>>13340592

>Not to mention there are certain advantages to forcing the enemy to lug around heavy firepower like that instead of being able to rely on small arms.

That's why marines often call in air/artillery support all the time when their engagements take to long to end anyways.

Besides, nobody's gonna let some dude run around wearing Wurm armor on the street. If wurms existed, making armor out of their scales would instantly become illegal for obvious reasons.

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>>13340605
>EMG
>good OC

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>>13340605
Along with flithy normies.

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>>13340597
Is it possible to be so desperate that even a Ushi-Oni would shake her head at the sight of you and cover you up with a jacket?

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>>13340612
>le being normal is bad meme
Aren't you a real nice person, and I bet you wonder why girls won't talk to a nice guy like you, huh?

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>>13340579
>Psyduck
>Not a Miltank.
Come on, Anon.

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>>13340605
I'm actually pretty disappointed by the character designs.
Papi's feet were never really bird feet to begin with, but the anime design just makes me think of the t-rex from Jurassic Park, and Miia seems a bit like a stretched out pencil. Her proportions just seem kind of wrong.
The voice actors are also fresh meat, which worries me. Etotama's made by a no name studio and the voice actors are nobodies, but I like it so far, so that gives me some hope.

What worries me the most though is that only 3 girls have been shown. Darling's design hasn't turned up anywhere and the rest of the girls are yet to be seen. Has a preview been released at all? This thing airs in 3 months, what's the deal here?

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>>13340630
Where did you saw all this? Link?

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>>13340620
They're happy and I hate them for it. Why can;t they let us NEETS have something to ourselves. They ruin everything.

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>>13340636
>Le normies ruin everything!!! why can't they let me enjoy stuff like big tit anime girls with no personalities and all! btw what does everyone think of my latest fedora? I bought it at target, it's so cool!

[Anonymous No.]

> Wake up, covered in sweat, head throbbing, nose stuffed.
> Everything hurts and you cant stop shivering.
> Colds fucking suck.
> You drift in and out of sleep, waiting for just a tinge of relief, but it never comes.
> You hear a scratching at your bedroom window, that slowly grows more and more impatient.
> You don't have the energy to get up out of bed, so just roll over and ignore it.
> Soon the scratching turns to thumping, and you hear your window slowly get opened from the outside.
> A cat leaps from your window still onto the floor with a plop sound.
> You turn to glare at the intruder.
> Its mostly white, with a bit of black around its paws.
> You blink and it transforms. Now it takes the appearance of a shortish girl, with long white hair with black tips.
> She's wearing a simple red-button up shirt, and a pair of cut off jeans. Both pieces of clothing struggling to contain her ample curves.
> She was always partial to that hathors milks.
> Her normally supremely smug face is twisted into a frown, which she points at you.
" Why didn't you open the window? Do you know how hard it is to do with paws? Did you not want a beautiful girl visiting you at night?
> You roll back over, away from her glare.
> " What do you want Sophia?" You mumble into your blankets.
> She's already rumbling through your book shelves.
" Wheres that Deathwatch book that lets you make your own space marine chapter? I want to make one called the Space Lions! They are gonna specialize in-"
> She cuts herself off, as she begins to sniff the air, before looking at the lump of blankets that was you with a bit of concern.
" Whats wrong? You smell broken."

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>>13340605
>Who else here is looking forward to the anime?
Nobody is looking forward to it.
Shit VAs
Shit Animation Studio
Shit Director.
It's too far gone. Just like the JWWW anime

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>>13340620
>>13340642
>le
>fedora meme
Go back to reddit.

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>>13340642
Exactly.

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>>13340644

> " I'm sick Soph, take what you want and let me sleep." You choke out, followed by a cough.
> You close your eyes tight, hoping you can force yourself back to unconsciousness.
> The sound of something impacting with your bed causes you to jolt slightly. You roll around, and come face to face with Sophia, as she crawls ontop of you.
> "W-What are you doing idiot? I said I was sick!!" You stutter out. You feel her press her body against you, her massive mammaries pressing you back onto the bed.
" Hush, I'm fixing you. Cats are natural healers you know. One of our many, many amazing qualities."
> She wraps her arms around your neck, one paw being used as a pillow, the other gently scratching her claws along your scalp.
> She pushes her breasts firmly against your chest, as she brings her lips right next to your ear, he hot breath bathing your skin in a pleasant sensation.
> Then she starts to purr. You feel the vibration from her lungs transfer over to your body. You let out a sigh as the heavenly sensation fills you.
> She holds you like this, purring with every breath, as you feel her warmth start to bleed over to your illness stricken body.
> She suddenly licks your neck slightly, her warm, wet, kinda scratchy tongue leaving a moist trail against your skin.
" Hey, you have to pet me for the treatment to work fully. Petting a cat is scientificly proven to make patients feel better."
> " You're not a cat, your a nekomata."
" Hush, start petting."

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>>13340629
I dont know that existed.

Its because when I was a kid never liked pokemon

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>>13340648
Why do people on this website act like reddit is some bad place? It's just another website, and tbh site loyalty is kinda stupid.

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>>13340650

> You gingerly move your arms, wrapping them around her. One hand goes to scratch her ears gently, the other tickles under her chin, as you awkwardly try to pet her as if she was an actual cat.
> She seems to enjoy this greatly, as her purring grows louder, and she starts to shift around ontop of you.
> The delicious feeling of her huge fat cat tats, and her large thighs squirming ontop of you, causes a somewhat more healthy part of you to start to rise.
> She feels it press against her ass, and lets out a squeak, as her face fills with a red blush. She quickly regains composure, before she gives you that usual smug look, her eyebrows raising slightly.
> " You...You should really lay off that milk..." You mumble as you look downward, embarrassed to be caught with your lust out in the open.
> Your response only makes her smugger, somehow.
" Whys that Anon? Do you think it makes my breasts too large? My curves too luscious? My skin too soft? I can see why you have a problem with that."
> As she talks, you feel her tail slowly worm its way into your pajamas.
> "S-Soph, we cant! Its too fast! I'm sick!" you quickly sputter out some excuses, as you feel her soft but firm tail wrap around your manhood.
" This is all part of your treatment Anon...I'm just going to help you relax so you can sleep. We can talk more about my perfect body to help you get there."
> Her tail starts to move up and down slowly, guiding you to full hardness.
" What is it that you like most about me? Which part drives you crazy with lust? I cant tell, as it seems your eyes are always glued to one thing or another. "
> She pulls your head up, so you can look into her eyes, as she proudly pops one of the top buttons on her shirt, giving you a massive view of her cleavage.
" I assume its these that drive you the most wild. I don't blame you, to have such a purrfect specimen in your gaze at all times...it must be tough.

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>>13340657

" Or maybe its my thighs, or backside? You can never look me in the eyes for a few moments after I bend to pick something up."
> You would normally back-talk her bragging, but between the illness, her body, and her tail working you slowly over the edge, your at a lost for words.
> Her tail starts to move faster and faster as she senses your weakness, like a predator seeing an opening.
" Thats it Anon, almost done, just keep thinking of my body pressed against you, of my soft skin, my breasts, my curves, as I make you relax!"
> She runs her tongue across your lips, as you thrust your hips weakly, moaning slightly as you reach an explosive climax.
> You pant and spurt, but she keeps you firmly in her arms, purring in your ear the whole time.
" Thats it Anon, get it all out, you have to reelllaaaxxx...." She whispers as she milks you to the very end.
> After what feels like an eternity, your orgasm is finally over. You collapse against the bed, as what little strength you had has left you.
> You look up into her eyes, her smug smile plastered to her face, as she leans down to nuzzle you gently.
" Told you I would fix you." She whispers, as your eyes close slowly, her purrs and warmth ushering you off to sleep.
> You wake up a few hours later, feeling the sting of your cold having lessened a bit.
> Sophia wrapped in your arms, purring in her sleep.
> You smile as you scratch her ears. She always was a lazy, fat cat.
> But she was also always there when you needed her, following behind you, smugly declaring her superiority.
> You close your eyes again, deciding to leave yourself in the care of the cat.

this turned out alot longer than i originally planed

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http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49901987

badly drawn megane manticore.

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>>13340653
>implying reddit isn't a feminized shithole
>implying hating reddits means you're on team 4chan

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>>13340636
Friend, please. Be more jovial. Aren't you happy that you get to be here with like-minded individuals, discussing the things you may be most interested in?

It's not about normals or gentlemen like you. What matters is that in the end you're happy. Invest your feelings in yourself first. Don't see others with scorn, instead, if they press on it, graciously point out the good aspects of your culture.

If they appear to make a mockery out of it, then you have nothing to fear, as you are not part of this subset of people whom you have ill feelings towards. In the end, loving monstergirls is about acceptance and compassion. I strongly encourage you to treat others as such too, even if it might not pay off.

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>>13340663
...I planned out that whole spiel and in the end I forgot my cute picture. So there you go!

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>>13340662
>feminized
So women are a bad thing? Wow, then again guess I should've expected this attitude from a place that likes a setting where women are nothing but fuck toys for your pleasure.

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>>13340620
>>13340648
Sarcasm and irony are funny sometimes, however "LOL I DONT LIKE THIS SO I HAVE TO ACT LIKE A RETARD XD" isn't accepted. Acting like a retard to "mock" something you dislike only makes you worse than the people you are trying to mock. Neither is spamming the board with stupid shit just to be funny.

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>>13340650
>>13340657
>>13340658
But well worth it anon. That was a nice little read. Nekomata are olev.

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>>13340662
>>13340663
>>13340671
>>13340672
So are you guys going to talk about monster girls or what?

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>>13340672
Neither is backseat modding.

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>>13340671
>So women are a bad thing?
Right, because I totally said that.

You've cracked the code, Holmes.
captcha: reckt

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>>13340644
>>13340650
>>13340657
>>13340658
>taking advantage of a sick man

Monsters are scum.

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>>13340573
>Take her to a plus sized bath, because she can't fit in normal sized ones
>She wiggles and giggles like a little girl as you gently rub a soap lather under each and every scale
>Start from the tip of her tail, making your way up
>As you slowly get closer to her nethers her giggles turn into light moans
>You start teasing around the sensitive underparts of her scales, her moans getting louder and louder
>Finally you're right around her seat of passion
>She can't resist and takes you right there, making a mess as your body fluids mix
>"Looks like you'll have to clean that part again~"

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>>13340685
It's his fault for seducing her.

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>>13340634
probably the website

http://monmusu.tv/character/

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>>13340675

They're pretty alright.

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>>13340687
No, she's a slut that took advantage of a helpless man.

These things are why the Order exists.

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>>13340658
Delightful
I'm hung over, and this made ME feel better

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>>13340644
>>13340650
>>13340657
>>13340658
I'm surprised that the Nekomata is receiving some content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340692
Tarantula girls can't spin silk. She's going normal work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340690
Oh god Papi's feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340695
He was sick and he left his window open. He was begging for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340701
All spiders can spin silk.

Silk is so integral to being spidery that even spiders without venom spin silk. In fact, the most diverse family of venom-less spiders spin silk so tough that they kill their prey by crushing it to death, acting as the spider equivalents to constrictor snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340630
>What worries me the most though is that only 3 girls have been shown
Staggered character previews give them something to announce every so often to keep interest, it's an annoying practice but it happens.
>Darling's design hasn't turned up anywhere and the rest of the girls are yet to be seen
Another standard practice with harem anime, keep the male character out of all the promo art and show as little of him as possible in the PVs
>Has a preview been released at all? This thing airs in 3 months, what's the deal here?
Expect the first short preview video in 1.5 months from now and longer ones slightly after, everything is normal so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340703
He wasn't kidding about the T.Rex feet.

Where muh Dino monster girls at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340704
You're worse than Traitor-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340644
There's already a Celestial Lions chapter though.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread needs more dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340710
No need for worse words. All I'm saying is that he was sick, and he wanted the V to make it better. Which is why he left himself so vulnerable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340721
That goes without saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340721
Dragon's are greedy assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340734
You're thinking of tanukis. Dragon are proud and kind. Tanukis will steal all your money and sell you on the black market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340734
>The Lizard Girl writes, as she bitterly wonders why there aren't any Lizard Sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340734
Why so salty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340744
I dunno, Komodo-oneechan is pretty popular and she's basically a smelly chubby Lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340749
Who

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340749
>Even a chubby hairy smelly old Lizard Girl is more popular that a regular Lizard Girl

I fapped to that story 3 times, no regrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340743
But dragons steal your livestock and burn your crops unless you pay them, fucking Dragons are a bunch of cunts.

>>13340747
Because people keep praising a shit monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340743
>sell you on the black market.

Might not be too bad if you get a nice mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340743
>>13340756
Don't be racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340760
Nice mistresses don't buy boys off the black market. You'll get a shit monster that doesn't take care of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340756
Why are you so mad that people like a monster you don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340756
Maybe steal your virginity and burn with passion as they make sweet love to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340752
What story? I'm intrigued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340769
Well...you never know. Maybe some nice aristocratic Kitsune will take pity on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340780
>Kitsune
Aren't they canon yanderes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340756
Then what monster should we be praising, oh wise one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340784
Your momma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340784
Lilims of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340782
Holstarus then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340778
http://pastebin.com/vKHu9wgZ

It's nasty and lewd, and hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340784

The one I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340771
More like destroy your village and kidnap young men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340787
I thought you had to be 18 to post here.

>>13340789
I don't remember asking you, Traitor-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340784
The Liliwurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340743
>Tanukis will steal all your money and sell you on the black market.
That's ridiculous. Tanuki only want the best for you, and what's best for you is for you to be raped by monster girls. Even if you think otherwise.

The sooner you give in, the sooner you will realize that the greatest joy in one's life is to be dominated by a rich tanuki ojou-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340794
Which is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340790

Those can also be yandere if you deprive them of dickings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340789
I would praise a Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340796
Oh okay, so because I like the true heroes of MGE I'm a traitor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340796
Calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340798
the end is coming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340808
I'd be a Lilim's Number 1 fanatic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340798
Even Wurms can't save the shittiness that is Lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340792
Damn right it is and Komodo-oneechan is love. The 'clean up with a mop and bucket' kind of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340809
>true heroes
Well, you can't blame me for assuming that.

>>13340810
>u mad maymay
I suppose I do owe you a reply, don't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340804
I wouldn't do such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340816
>You will never sniff and lick Komodo Oneechan's hairy smelly pussy and give her cunninglus, and afterwards cuddle her big tall thick sweaty body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340815
Wurms aren't even good in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>reading a story called "Dragon"
>hot situation
>ending so dumb I can't even suspend my disbelief for a porn story and kills my dick
I think my problem with NTR stories is less the content and more that 90% of it is monkey scrawl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340820
>>13340672

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340734
not as greedy as mankind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340815
Wurms can make anything good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340784
Kikimora's ofcoarse. They know what's best for you and will ensure that you will become a succesfull alpha man.

Who can then retire early and love the meido for the rest of his life, while getting lots and lots of cute kiki daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340828
Yeah, man, what if... hear me out here, dude... what if... the real monsters are HUMANS...? Yeah... makes you think...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340826
That story was bullshit from the beginning.
>Hurr, being sub/preggers makes me a bitch, even though I still have all my strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340828
>b-but man!

Fuck off, Dragons are to be purged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340798
All hail the Liliwurm, for she is powerfully and silly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340826
I have a feeling that Newt will snap on her Harpy mothers one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340827
Use your words, you can do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340836
Finally, someone who talks sense.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets play a game. If you can guess who I am, I'll post my new story. If nobody can, I'll work on it for another week before posting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340862
A faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340849
Stop trying to start shit.

Are you the one calling everyone a troll last night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340862
You're a faggot. What do I win?

>>13340866
Shit, I was too slow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340862
A cancerous faggot from irc? You probably shouldn't post it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340862
Putting 500 on Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340862
Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340840
>Trying to purge a dragon
good luck with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340867
>starting shit
Are you high, or just stupid?
Or is this a case of "I don't like it, therefore it must be bait"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340874
We should read that as Faggot, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340862
Who is Faggot for 500 Alex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340884
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340871
Not from irc.

>>13340874
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340880
Given you keep insulting everyone, you should consider taking it easy.

>>13340862
If you want to polish your story then do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340890
Well it looks like Faggot is still a possibility, so Faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340879
Look at them dragon titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340902
I want to stab them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340894
It's not so much polish as writing more to it, I'd just be posting the start that sets up the scenario and some of the characters.

>>13340866
>>13340869
>>13340873
>>13340884
>>13340885
>>13340899
Obviously I didn't think this through though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340905

with your penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340826
>>13340839
>>13340847

Fyi I devised out that story at the time of the first edition dragon profile, when it straight-up said that they go super-sub-slut-lizard once they get married.

It's only in much more recent times that KC (or the MGR translation brigade, idk) changed their mind and decided that dragons aren't switches any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340894
>You've hurt my feelings, take it easy though.
Yeah, that's what thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340907
No.

With a sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz

I don't really have an appropriate image, because no one has drawn an undead or even gothic kiki to my knowledge, but whatever. Here's a Ghoul update. Sorry about taking so long, a Wurm snuck her way in whilst I was writing, and I have yet again proven that I cannot into moe. One of these days.[/spoiler] comments criticisms, hate-mail written in blood, all is appreciated.

>update from 696

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340911
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340906
If you want to post a story then fucking post it, don't fucking make a stupid game out of it, especially when nobody cares in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340908
"super-sub-slut-lizard" doesn't mean, "Oh no, invaders in my home, guess I'll just give up now."
Come one, that's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340913
Your stories are shit and I wish I could shit down your chimney.

If you don't have a chimney I will pay for one to be installed, then shit down it.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, more caustic faggots shitting up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340913
cant into spoilers either it would seem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340913
>undead and gothic kikis
We've previously reached the conclusion that it would literally be perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340908
>when it straight-up said that they go super-sub-slut-lizard once they get married.

Yeah, for their husband, not every smuck that comes to their home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340913
Unnecessary greentext, unnecessary spoilers and unnecessary image. Man, it's like you really wanted people to see your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340930
It's a story post. That's the point. Don't be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340603
Fucking necrophilia boners.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your monster waifu will never protect you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340930
Wow, someone wanting people to see that they posted an update to their story, who would have thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340933
You can't be protected by something that doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340920
I'd love a chimney. For real. I'd roast steak in it every full moon and wait to be dated by a werewolf or something.

>>13340930
Are you a bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340931
>It's a story post.
So?

>That's the point.
If it was good it'd stand on its own.

>Don't be retarded.
Ok mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340937
>Are you a bully?
If he isn't he's autistic, I don't know which is worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340937
>oh god please give me attention

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>13340917
I'd be more of a faggot if I didn't post it now, so may as well do it.


http://pastebin.com/CHQGt9bx
Start of the prison break story, Escape from Helheim. Contains a kumiho and a vampire bonding, some lilim light bondage smut, and the setting up of the plot. Criticism of the story and not my faggotry would be appreciated.
Will be discarding the chapters format for this one, seems more convenient for organizing the bins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340937
I'm still going to shit down it, I'm going to ruin all of your potential fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340951
Didn't expect you to be such a faggot, Nyanon. I'm disappointed in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340913
>>13340937
>>13340951
Why are all writefags such attention whores

It's fucking sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340951
Don't be a faggot, you should know better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340951
Cute surprise boxes, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340957
>>13340958
>>13340961
I'm disappointed in myself too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340951
You're a faggot and I don't like your stories that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340966
Ok dude.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the early thread whining hour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340905
Edgy
d
g
y

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340966
You know you could've posted it like after a few hours or even tomorrow and not let anyone know you're a faggot, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340966
Go kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340958
Out of interest, then, how SHOULD we inform people of tales that they might be interested in?

I'm not even being ironic, I sort of agree with you that recent practice is faggy, but I don't know any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340972
Probably should have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340974
Just post the fucking pastebin and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340974
You know the Spongebob episode where Squidward gives Spongebob a pie and the message is

>"From Squidward"
>"To Spongebob"
>"Well, here you go."

That's how it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340721
Dracolich when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340958
It's because we fill the void of never being able to have our waifu with the praise our stories earn. It's also a nice confidence boost to know that people actually fap to my shitty writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340970
Judging by the unnecessary "sideline commentary", it would appear so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340974
He's just a shitposter, I doubt many people in the threads are bothered by writers making noticeable posts when they update.
But there is a difference between making an obvious and visible post and doing shit like >>13340862.

Nyan you're better than this, don't be such a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340974
There is nothing wrong with using an image to make a story post stand out. It's common practice going back beyond /a/. The guy is a moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340974
Not much different from how you already do it, really.

(link)

(quick explanation)

(additional RELEVANT text)

No spoilers or greentext for the sake of making your post more noticeable. Everyone already checking the thread is gonna easily see it.

An image, sometimes? Use common sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340970
Early thread + afternoon, so we've got both the buttfrustrated /jp/sies and the underages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340981
>watching spongebob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340987
>It's common practice going back beyond /a/.
You're wrong, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340971
Nah it would be fine, it's like stabbing a tit full of silicone.

Monsters probably use DE to artificially enhance parts of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340982
wait, it hasn't been in MGE yet? what the fuck KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340991
>He doesn't like one of the greatest Cartoons ever written

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340995
>lies and slander

Captain, Bromont, RS, YBA, all the old writers always did that. Stuff it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340984
>>13340990
I figured as much.

So how do you goobers feel about monstergirls in armor that offers varying degrees of coverage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340823
We'll also unlikely to see her reamed doggy style, her plump butt jiggling with every thrust, since she's not into butt stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341004
Oh, you mean some while ago and not many years? Pfft, ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341003
The show became fucking garbage after the movie came out.

You're either retarded or too young to know any better if you enjoy the show as it is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341003
>he likes a show made to entertain retarded children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341009
The episode is from 2000 you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341008
>Bromont
>Not many years

You can stop being a newfag pretending to oldfag now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341005
More coverage = better. Pure girls are the best and functionality is cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341003

>spangebab
>greatest Cartoons ever written
>not Ren and Stimpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341005
I want to go on adventures with a mixed group of monster girls and human adventurers.
>>13341013
Nice job missing the entire point of my post, you probably are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341015
I'm talking about around 8 years ago.

Also who the fuck says "newfag" anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341020
>Nice job missing the entire point of my post
Where did >>13341003 even say he liked current Spongebob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341018
>>13341020
My nigs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341021
>Nuh uh, I meant infinity plus one playground argument
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341027
Nice quote dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340957

He has a trip and attentionwhores like all the others, perhaps even more so. There's nothing to be surprised about.

[Anonymous No.]

Nuke this thread back to /d/ holy shit. Maybe all the shitposters will leave once there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341023
He never mentioned liking old Spongebob either, so that point is moot.
My point was that the show, ever since the first movie, has been garbage and is purely for the mentally handicapped or little kids who don't know what the original show was like.
I will be the first to say that Pre-Movie Spongebob was one of the greatest entertainment cartoons ever written, but it can't be called that now because of all the vomit inducing crap that came after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341005
Chainmail bikinis are okay if the armor is magical
Full on androgynous plate and chainmail if it is plain armor or if the girl means serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341035
I guess both of us assumed wrong things, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340542
You. You know what's what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341034
God I hope so.

Fuck this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340951

>can see everyone getting hostile to writefags
>even good writefags like penywise are being shat on
>you post anyway

Fucking why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341034
>>13341043
Door's right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341050
>Responding to idiots making an obvious raid right now
Seriously. This is some old posting standards tier shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341050
You first.

>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341048
Cause he isn't very smart today, after all he pulled >>13340862 earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340951
I enjoyed it, my only gripe is that vamp's way of speaking felt a little forced and unnatural. Good stuff. Look forward to more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341055
If you think /jp/ would "raid" these threads then you must be fucking delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340951

I can't believe you of all people played some attention whore guessing game. The number of writefags who aren't complete faggots is dwindling constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341050
Stop responding to obvious trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341048
What >>13341058 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341061
It's zero and has always been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340603
Weird intro, but wonderfully lewd, and heart-wreckingly cute by the end.

Good show sir.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright guys, drawfag here. Give me a request and guess which one I am, and I'll do it. Good luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341060
This is the first time in a while I've seen autists trying to impose posting standards in any serious manner though. Something is up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341060
Who says it's even /jp/? And even then, it's like you don't remember the initial settling in period here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341068
Because I agree with those guidelines? You keep calling them "posting standards" to make them easy to attack, but they're a good way to keep these threads civil, especially the parts about trolling and responding to trolls.

>>13341070
>>Responding to idiots making an obvious raid
/jp/ is the easiest target, though he could've meant any other board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340862
>>13340951

Congratulations, Nyanon. You're almost Negawalker tier with your ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340721
Now there's a bath I'd like to take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341070
I recall someone saying a bunch of SA goons on their dedicated shitposting board are monitoring the thread.

Considering how a horde of dedicated shitposters suddenly appeared out of nowhere and started attacking content makers, that's probably what's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341083
>I recall someone saying a bunch of SA goons on their dedicated shitposting board are monitoring the thread.
No fucking way. I refuse to believe that. I mean, that sounds pathetic as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341083
Or you know, they just don't like the content creator.

Not everything is a fucking troll or a raid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341076
>easy to attack
It's already easy to attack. This is the first time I've seen any one complain about writefags using greentext and spoilers when the post their shit. It actually stands out in how fresh this shitposting is.

>>13341083

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341083

To be fair, Nyanon brought some of the anger on himself for the stupid "guess who i am!" thing. Even if we weren't being shat on now people would be mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341076
"Posting Standards" aren't the unspoken rules of the thread. It refers to the falseflagging and shitposting of outsiders. It comes from the last days at /a/. Learn your history son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340908
Poor excuse Niebel, given that >>13340919 and >>13340928 were pretty obvious assumptions, even before the retranslations and Word of God statements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341061
>>13341077
Maybe we should ignore people when they make grabs for attention instead of replying, and when a write/drawfag isn't a faggot about it, give them some feedback? I feel like that's the smart and effective way to discourage shitters and encourage OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>Love Troll, and am ok with alraune/lilaraune.
>Hate gardening.
Why must you be like this life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341085
I wouldn't be surprised. There's plenty of ultra-pathetic internet superstars running around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341000
There's mention of Slutty Undead Dragons in the Vanilla Dragon's MGE-1 Book Profile.

But he's yet to actually draw one. Chances are, she'll be included in whatever far-off time he decides to do Chromatics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341085
You could find out, but you'd have to pay 10 dollary doos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341094
>Maybe we should ignore people when they make grabs for attention instead of replying
You know this will never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341089
Really? I hope so, because I'm honestly trying to make this thread a better place for everyone involved rather than being a "stop liking what I don't like" kind of person.

I stand corrected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341017
he said "one of"
i would also say Rocko's Modern Life is up there too. But that might just me my 90s nostalgia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341085
You underestimate how pathetic people on the internet are. Especially SA. Who pays ten dollars to coordinate shitposting and raids when you can do that for free on /b/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341018
That is some damn nice armor.

Who is that anywho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340529
Come on, man. Why you gotta make me sad every thread?

>>13340603
Ah, now this is a good thing to wake up to. Good shit, man.

>>13340913
Oh god. This too. Truly, a good start to the day. Thanks for keeping up with this story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341094

That won't work mostly because hes one of the writefags everyone seems to like. I think what he did was complete faggotry but I'm not convinced half the angry responses were genuine now its the trolling period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341104
10BUX LOL

>>13341109
It's funny how some people think a paywall would actually keep shitposters away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341110
It's Frederika from Hitsugi no Chaika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341110
Frederica from Chaika. She's a dragon and that's her human form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341105
>>13341114
won't get everyone to do it, but we can try to get as many people to do it as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341115
It's not a wall. It's a money grab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341094
>grabs for attention
Except I've had the exact same posting method for all my updates plus or minus the image now and then

>Greentext the relevant shit like update lines and paste bin links
Short brief
Spoiler the other irrelevant shit that I want to post along side it

I never counted the amount of times I've updated but it's well into the tens, and I've never once had such complaint leveled against me. If it were a legitimate problem I believe it would have been brought up before hand, and I would have reacted accordingly. Right now you guys are the outliers. If such complaints become common place I'll rethink how I update shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341121
Alright. Thought she looked familiar. Wonder if there's anything of her in that fancy armor in that Namaniku ATK artbook I bought...

>>13341123
>Dragon
Interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341105
>>13341114
>>13341124
You gotta believe in yourselves so other people start doing it too.

>>13341125
Well, duh.

>>13341128
Actually that always bothered me but never complained about it. For the first time today I did it and then a shitstorm happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341128
Don't even pay the trolls any mind. Other authors have been doing the same thing for years in these threads and nobody ever gave them any flack about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why it is anybody thinks this "gtfo with your OC ur a fagget" crap is anything but shitposters who just want these threads to die off, is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341129
>Namaniku ATK artbook
Probs not with the armor, but he's done some amazing ass shots of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341124

No matter, I'm adding him to the growing list of writefags with stupid egos. Its only a matter of time before he starts going machineanon on us after this.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon!"
>"Lets go get wasted with my friends at that new bar!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341134
>gtfo with your OC ur a fagget
Said no one ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341134
Probably because they didn't see the exact same thing happen with Meta Knight and company near the tail end of the threads at /a/. This is shit by the numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341134
That's paranoia but I believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341128
I greentext the title, you should keep the link uncluttered so it's easy to copypaste.

[Anonymous No.]

Greentext misuse brings nothing but trouble!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341140
Hii-chan a best. I want to be a dolphin and gangbang her sloppy cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341134

Because this idiot >>13340951
did this first >>13340862

He actually deserves to be called out for it. Not even a shitposter, just mad that he was a faggot but people will defend this shit

[Anonymous No.]

Heh, I like how you faggots of all people are trying to act like you're superior to SA. SA is a historical forum with years on you losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341140
I don't know.I'm somewhat of a lightweight. I hope you guys take care of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341154
No it brings "clever" comments like:

>Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341160
And it's just as shit as all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341157
So far I haven't seen anyone defend him, it's been a pretty resounding "You're a faggot, stop" from the entire thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341164
Except greentext is almost always used to deflect arguments and shit on people, so yeah, /jp/ was right once again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341160
SWJ pls go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341157
Yes, that was stupid of Nyan to do that, but it was an hour ago already. People have called him out on it plenty, and it's gone way beyond that already.

I know that the shitposters here like to see shit like this go on for 5+ hours, but can we please not today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341138
I'm convinced he just made a stupid mistake. This is totally in line with stuff like how his last CYOA ended. What was really stupid was compounding it by revealing himself.

I do think he's got a bit of an ego, but only because of how he gets mentioned every time a mouse comes up anywhere. The thread celebritized him that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341130
>Actually that always bothered me but never complained about it
You wanna be heard? Speak up. So what is it? Unnecessary spoilering? I've been called up on it before. I'll say this though, at the risk of giving myself an ego, I am infact a personality. Big, significant? No. But a personality none the less and I'd like to be able to interact with the thread as such, where relevant of course, and in moderation. I don't have a name outside of my paste bin so that means any interaction is in direct relation to me posting updates and replying to other people. In this instance, my personal thoughts are some what irrelevant to me posting my shit. That's why I spoiler it. Case in fucking point.

>>13341132
Some times people have legit grievances though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341160
At least we have 10 bucks more than you, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>I missed the conversation about armor

Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341166

When all the shitposting dies down they will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341172
You overestimate /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Your making the baby nekomata's sad Anons, why are making them sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341180
10 is just a way to keep the serious discussion of those who aren't fucking loser and actually have jobs and contribute to society. Anyone can tell you ten dollars ain't shit, what are you, poor?

>>13341174
Oh boy, hating the people on the right side of history, my favorite past time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341179
Your response made me cringe so hard. I seriously hope you were joking.

>>13341184
I was being half-serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341186

This is all I know

Forgive me

[Anonymous No.]

So, what would we do to put ourselves in the same level as Monstergirls and their bullshit instafix Mamono Mana?

I nominate nanosuits and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Artifacts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341178

People said that about Negawalker at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341179
>at the risk of giving myself an ego
You gave yourself an ego every five words in your shitty post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341179
>Some times people have legit grievances though.
Yes they do, and often with the content of a story. But someone throwing flack for an author using a picture to make their post stand out is ridiculous. Content stuff is supposed to stand out and not get lost in the sea.

Now calling you out for basically begging for story art for your OC undead kikis would be a legit grievance. That was a faggy thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341186
Because everyone who has half a brain already left these threads.

Now it's just shitstorms and circlejerks.

>tfw no Nekomata with a fat cat butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341188
I don't believe you're from SA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341191
>I seriously hope you were joking.
Either he is and he's socially retarded, or he isn't. Either way it's bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341195
Science wise?
Nanomachines and powered armor.

Magic in play?
Start enchanting folks to boost speed, strength, durability, and endurance. You can't out number them so you have to out quality them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341191
Naw man, I wanted to be as to the point as humanly possible just to say that. If that means being autistically clear to get my message across, that's cool.

>>13341197
Okay man. I stepped out of my bounds and delivered something directly pertaining to me. Hard not to give it an ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341200
>Content stuff is supposed to stand out
Yeah, on their own.

>>13341179
Your post made me imagine an edgy side character from some generic anime smirking while typing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341188
>SJWs
>right side of history
kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341182
That would imply that people will care enough hours later to actually comment on the posts telling him to stop.
In any case I guarantee that it isn't just shitposting that is causing him to get bitched at, it's the fact that he did something that was taboo and despised by most of the thread.
If he hadn't posted his story after getting the backlash he did, or just not posted that stupid Ego Game things would have been fine.
He's still an idiot for posting a story during the middle of a writefag bashing shitfest though, so he isn't exactly on the ball. top begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341211
Whatever you say, "big guy".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341217
4U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341179
You should just start tripping, Mr. Personality, so I don't accidentally read any of your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341217
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341196
Yeah, but they didn't after fanfiction time and his pegging punditry every thread. Nyan hasn't crossed that line yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341179
You sound like a fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341091
Right?

I can still not believe people ever took that line literally. I know reading is hard, but for fucks sake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341229
>he says this
>on 4chan
>on /jp/
>in a monster girl thread

Really anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341232
Yeah, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341232
It's pretty bad when you're an even bigger loser than the average MGG poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341235
Man, somebody has got a superiority complex.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know who the author to this is?

http://pastebin.com/dzeDg6yF

Will the author ever do a followup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341240
Calling a single person with too big of an ego a loser doesn't make me have a "superiority complex", but sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341244
>http://pastebin.com/dzeDg6yF
Hopefully not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341247
Do you think you're better than him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341244
>Mr. Happy
No and thank god. That's gamer lich tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oTSGz34KNg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341210
Not speed. Speed is useless.

I mean, yes, strength of thrusts, durability and endurance in bed, but speed? Nobody likes a quickshot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341258
That's the correct response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341258
>avoiding the question

Good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341264
>Implying that was even him
You dumbasses have been contributing to shitting up the thread, not helping it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341264
You care too much about trivial things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341254

>lich gamer
I say thats worse. Nothing like getting a big ego over a terrible anonymous greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kidnap monster girls and forcefully pet them and brush and caress their hair until they fall asleep with their head on my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341258
Best Sonic character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341268
Who gives a fuck about this thread?

It's been nothing but shit even before we came over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341271
No hair molesting the hobbits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341275
You can leave anytime you want if you hate it here so much.
But we both know you won't since you're only here to bitch and shit up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341275
>>13341288
Still waiting for a Christmas miracle that makes this a better place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341288
Underrated post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341282
I will molest whoever I want, you crazy, old wizard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341296
Feet too hairy. 2/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341260
We may be talking about enhancements for different reasons here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341294
Want some gold for that faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341244
Anyone wanna answer my first question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341305
We're not on reddit. You couldn't give me gold if you tried. You can always downvote me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341296
I want to take her from the Shire, tie her up and wash her feet by hand, entwining my soapy fingers with her toes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341296
HAIRY FEET

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341296
>Fucking hairy feet
Chop those off and she's fine.
homeimprovementproject/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341312
Nobody knows or remembers and I doubt anyone wants to either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341140
Yeti is too pure to be bar hopping

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341296
I want to sit her in my lap and nibble ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341140
>>13341331
Those are supposed to look bad on purpose right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341334
Yes. It's like Attack on Titan that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341300
>>13341321
>>13341324
>Not liking a hobbit-girl's petite, unshaven feet.

>>13341317
>>13341333
Now, you do know what to do with them hobbitses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341106
>stop liking what I don't like
If you are the person who has been saying stuff like 'nice surprise box' or 'who are you quoting' then that's exactly what you are doing.

If not, then it's fine. The guidelines about trolls are good and should be followed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341339
Exceedingly adorable.

Those adventuring clothes especially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340951
A piece of advice: if people think you're being a faggot but don't know who you are, don't tell them it was you being a faggot. Post what you wanted later, without letting on whatever it is that you've done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341341
Thanks.

>>13341350
That's the magic of anonymity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341339
I want to come into possession of a golden ring one day only to wake up to a thunderous knocking at my door.
Outside would be a sight to behold, 9, black cloaked feminine figures with blades of blackened steel.
I would then do what any sane person would do.
Tell them I don't want any before closing the door.
And then sprinting out the back door while wondering what my taxes to pay the guards goes towards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341339
>NO~!!

>You will never bully a hobbit girl by by playing with her dinnerware.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JBHPFiFWRk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341341
>If you are the person who has been saying stuff like 'nice surprise box' or 'who are you quoting' then that's exactly what you are doing.
But I only do that when the post is clearly inflammatory. Don't know about the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341373
It's done a lot and often directed at innocuous posts. It's also kind of autistic; the thread was born on /a/ and that's where its culture developed. I don't particularly like every aspect of that culture but it's not going to change just because we're on /jp/ now. Complaining about it just shits up the thread with meaningless whining.

[Anonymous No.]

Amazing how dramatically the shitposting drops off when we hit bump limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341405
It's always the same thing man, I wonder if they'll ever get tired of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341405
Blame the crossboarders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340874

That anon isn't me.

I'm amused you guys find my name synonymous with "Faggot" though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341415
>That anon isn't me.
Yeah... we found that out almost two hours ago (>>13340951).

What was the point of this post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341415
The fact that you keep replying to things like this is why people call you a faggot. You bring it on yourself. Just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341411
>Blame the crossboarders.
Practically everyone in here is a crossboarde.
It's the anons 'native' of /jp/ that like trolling /mgt/ who shitpost when they see it on the front page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341426

I was doing other things. Sorry.

>>13341430

Loaf you too anon, with some of the fingertips and all of the mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341437
That's my point. This isn't how /jp/ natives behave.

>>13341438
Knock it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341437
It really amazes me how little people realize that this community as actually majorly mad eup of people from other boards.
Hell, the community itself isn't even from /jp/, so I don't know why they expect the people here to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341437
>>13341446
Bah, what I mean is that it's neither MGT nor /jp/ shitting up the place, but other crossies. Shitposting is happening more often on the rest of the board, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341438
>Loaf you too (etc)
This is exactly what I mean. Just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341446
It cracks me up when I hear shit like 'go to /tg/' when half the thread used to be /tg/. It's probably more like a quarter now but still. And I've seen people on /co/ and /g/ posting stuff they could only have gotten here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341460
>go to /tg/
Wait, people have said that here? Unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341454
Ah. That sounds reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341473
Not as much as >>>/d/ but it does happen. Especially when we were doing CYOAs on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341491
Never really been into CYOAs, but why did that stop being a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341496
They were shouted down. Despite our rule breaking when it comes to greentext, we do tend to follow the rules of the places we frequent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341496
Mostly because the people running them fucked them up and got them banned. It killed some pretty good ones as collatoral too that were going on at the time like that one pirate one from /a/.

Them being dead on /jp/ is entirely Nyanon's doing though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341496
CYOAs or "Quests" are /tg/, and don't belong in /a/ or /jp/. They're not up to our posting standards, take them elsewhere.

This is why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341496
Because they took up massive posts and cramped things in the thread.
That and the people that were doing them were pretty bad at it, and people weren't happy with the way things would go in stories, with accusations of vote padding getting slung around.
It all ended after Nyanon tried writing a CYOA and fucked up the ending so horribly the thread collectively shit itself and self ruled that CYOAs were banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341496
It was one of the things the self-confessedly-out-to-kill-us /a/ mod complained about before we knew he was just on a power trip and slinging any shit he could think of.

Still, they never really picked back up after we bid that faggot goodbye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341496
Honestly?
I think it's because they were more trouble than they were worth. "Losers" for polls tended to complain which would trigger shit storms.
Which is sad cause I enjoyed quite a few of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341496
Aside from what other Anons have already said, they were also kind of spammy.

You could probably get away with doing one if you kept it in pastebin and only posted in thread for updates and such.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, hey guys, guys.
Big girls like being dominated too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341511
What was that faggot's name again, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341534
I still don't get why people try applying sub/dom logic outside sex.

Sub ≠ beta ≠ bitchboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341530
There was a gentlemen's agreement that that's how CYOAs were supposed to go. TraderAnon did that quite well. Too bad he fucked off without finishing his story.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim / slime crossbreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341542
Because dom/sub applies outside of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

One Sunday evening, when Anon was asleep
Our friend went a-prowling for something to eat
When she found nothing, she wasn't too pleased
She went on a rampage to put mind at ease

Into Anon's bedroom she silently crept
Shredded the curtains then jumped on the bed
His owner went crazy at what she had done
But Cait Sith said, smiling, "Man that was fun!"

Never trust a smiling cat
She'll strike again behind your back

>>13341557
I mean, it CAN, but it doesn't necessarily happen all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341554
Sounds delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341530
There is the one that people forget is a CYOA half the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341542
Because it gives them something to bitch about, plain and simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341534
Small girls like to dom too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341562
What flavor do you think it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341573
Salty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341573
A mix between blueberry and power. Powerberry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341542
>>13341565
Adding onto this, there's also the fact that the only experience most anons here have had with sub/dom shit and sex in general is through hentai, which is 'clearly' a reputable and solid source for sexual knowledge

[Anonymous No.]

What part of "tail pussy" do you not understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341579
Because of all the jizz floating inside her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341587
That, along with Slime anon crying over his now sullied Waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341585
>Assumptions
Careful with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341586
The forcing part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341586
The spikes.

>>13341592
Well, he did say "most anons"...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341586
No, I'm pretty sure it's "garbage disposal".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341586
The "fat" part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341593
Like how a big fat throbbing tailpussy forces itself on your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341598
Ok, this made me fucking laugh.
Good on you Loen, you glorious bastard.
Even if he never comes back I hope he has success in what he wants to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341598

>Run off with her head.
>Body still needs to wipe first before chasing you down.

[Anonymous No.]

Cait Sith for president - she's your cat!
Cait Sith for president - that's a fact!
Cait Sith for president - there's no one else!

Go tell 'em, Cait Sith!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341597
>Most subs are whiny bitches who like to be pegged.

Just an example, but see how the "most" part doesn't actually help all that much?
It's still an assumption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341605
No like how a big fat, throbbing tailpussy forces itself onto the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341621
Ms. Happy can rape anything! She's incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341627
There's one thing she can't rape; the willing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341598
Loen is life.
Loen is love.

His drawings are forever based.

[PantyQuest No.]

The Ice Woman cometh

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/YMbF1TJP

New page: http://pastebin.com/XY0KhA90

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341635
Ever considered making an account? Sounds like it'd make organizing stuff easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341635
PANTVENTURE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341635
>Special Snowflake Panties
And all is right with the world.

Another perfect entry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341597
Spikes are on the outside.
It stops you from removing it.
Primative nature based cocklock.

[PantyQuest No.]

>>13341645
Yeah might do that so it's easier to find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341652
IF THE SPIKES ARE ON THE OUTSIDE HOW DO THEY PREVENT ME FROM PULLING MY DICK OUT

IT'D MAKE MORE SENSE FOR THEM TO BE INSIDE

LIKE THOSE SPIKES COPS USE TO STOP CARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341635
Oh boy. First the two undead stories, and now a Glacies. Good stuff so far.

This raid is pretty interesting. Each pair being different is a nice touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341662
Tailpussy is very muscular and tight, letting it form an effect vacuum seal on your cock while it milks away, squeezing and undulating in rhythmic pulses.

Unless you can physically pull it off, it's not going anywhere unless the Manticore wills it, and she's not going to will it until you've emptied your balls into her tail. Three times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341662
>implying her tail muscles aren't sucking and clamping hard enough on your penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341662
The spikes on the outside are to stop you from grabbing it and removing it.
Only that's not accurate at all because they get fired into your dong to inject you with venom the moment copulation starts.

[PantyQuest No.]

>>13341645
Done

http://pastebin.com/u/PantyQuest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341675
>>13341677
DOESN'T SOUND TOO EFFECTIVE CONSIDERING ALL THOSE BODY LIQUIDS WOULD MAKE IT EVEN EASIER FOR ME TO TAKE MY DICK OFF HER

IT CERTAINLY WOULDN'T HELP IF WHOEVER WAS BEING RAPED WAS STRONG

MONSTER GIRL EVOLUTIONARY PROCESS IS STUPID

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341682
Shh...

Don't fight it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341682
>Saying all this
>When all you have to do is stick another finger in there and pull sideways to break the seal
It's like you people don't even know how vacuum seals work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341682
>this level of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341652
>>13341677
>>13341688
Not gonna lie, if not for the fact that manticores are some of the worst sadists in the canon, I would be pretty fond of them.
Tailpussy doesn't sound so bad to me, it's the woman attached to it that sounds horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341692
If you're taking that seriously then the aspie here isn't him...

>>13341688
Words won't work with me, woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341695
>Words won't work with me, woman.
Nice alliteration.

>>13341691
Well, shit, that makes it EVEN easier. Clearly the spikes are only for show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341688
I've really got to stop having these midnight walks alone through a forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341693
Manticores just want to watch you write and squirm while you're milked in such a frenzy you can't help but gasp and moan. In public.

They just want to rub their mane and cheeks all over you to mark you as theirs. Sit on your face and make you lap at her musky, dripping cunt while her tail goes to work. Some of them probably would enjoy tying you up, but many would much rather let you loose, then have the pleasure of chasing you down. Again and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341704
>Spikes are for show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341713
>musky, dripping cunt
Eugh.

And now I'm reminded of those anons who would enjoy massaging smelly, sweaty feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341722
It can't be helped, Humans are lower on the sexual foodchain than Manticores.

At least we're higher than Mouse Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341722
Feet are amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341713
Exactly why I hate Manticores in the first place.
Tailpussy is nice, the girls themselves are shit.
>>13341719
Why exactly are you posting the Nip version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341662
Or those spikes on the inside of a South African Girl Condom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341681
Awesome man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341722
>Not wanting to massage your waifu's big meaty paws
Anon, pls. They may get a little sweaty and damp, but I'll rub them all the same. There're also things like showers and baths to freshen up if she's had a long, sweaty day.
After some vigorous pawrubs, she'll be fired up and ready to sweat some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341733
Fuckup on my tablet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341730
Anubi Footpaws are made for rubbing.

Anubi are made for loving, period, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341730
>>13341745
I want to blow sexual raspberries on various anubis body parts while fingering her belly-button and telling her that her timekeeping schedules are both efficient and realistically practical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341730
Her tail must be swishing out of control.

Anubi aren't so tough when their paws are molested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341598
Wonderfull, made me chuckle. Keep it up Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341756
>telling her that her timekeeping schedules are both efficient and realistically practical.

I can't imagine how many anubutts you make drench their panties with lines like those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341593
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341756
You my man, know what's up.

A simple enchantment to make her belly tattoos glow red whenever you blow a raspberry into her, and we're at absolute perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

HEY, WHEN ARE WE GETTING A SANTA CLAUS MONSTERGIRL?

>>13341734
Oh yeah, the "anti-rape device".

If monster girls existed I'd probably wear one of those for men. Like a spiky, metallic condom that is welded to a chastity belt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341782
>Like a spiky, metallic condom that is welded to a chastity belt.

Anon they're going to view that as a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341794
Let them come, for I am prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341586
Why it's supposed to be attractive or why i should care about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341826
Don't you want to know how it feels?

To have a thick, tailpussy squeezing on your cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341839
No, because Manticores aren't real, just like your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341839
I'd rather have a thick, muscular Oni pussy on my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341839
Not particularly no. I'd rather tease elfgirls or ignore childhood friend glacies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340597
Why would that do anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341860
>Ignore Childhood Friend Glacies
How could you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341839
Sucking out your very soul, drop by drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341860
>Not teasing the elf girls while childhood friend watches

You must think bigger anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341865
Oh come on it's not like they'd care anyways. I'm just that human friend remember?

[Anonymous No.]

If you had a bad teenage moustache, I'd go out with you in a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341874
Well, with that attitude sure...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341878

Operator Beard > Moustaches

Sorry, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340913
>dat wurm
MY HEART
I came for lewd Ghouls, not for wurm imoutos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341893
They said it, not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341907
Well if you never show any interest, why should they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341898

operator neckbeard

operates on doritos and bad life decisions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341935
Fueled by Mountain Dew and kept awake and alert by Monster Energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341935

>Doritos

Worst taste. The fuck do you take me for? A faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341941
>worst taste
Maybe after they changed some things and altered the flavor. Before that they were godly.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you up for a game of chess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341945
>Those cow tits
I'm partially sicked in a way. She looks too small for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341923
Why should I show interest in what where basically ice queens who only payed attention to me because I was the only one who wasn't put off by their attitudes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341948
Agreed. Needs more meat.

...Or muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341945

Rook to Q8. Repeatedly, or until such time as it feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341951
Maybe some added height along with the muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341950
Yeah you'll never melt her heart with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341878
I wish Oni Girl wouldn't bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341713
But what about actually sticking it in a manticore's musky, dripping cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341948
>>13341951
>>13341959
Arms are kinda thin, legs are definitely too thin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341974
But anon, that means marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341963
Oh well, back to teasing elves. I really like the faces they make when you sneak up on them and caress their horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340658
This is five hours late, but do you intend to bin this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340933
>needing your waifu to protect you

No comment.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you embarrass your wiafu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342002
Oh man I really like that drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341005
Bikini/lewd armor>badass armor>realistic armor

>those thighs

Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342002
So cute.

[Anonymous No.]

If Monster Girls were real they'd just ditch you for a nice black man and take your Wii U, just like real women do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341097
Are you a germophobe or something? Who hates gardening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342020
Why would I even own a console, let alone a WiiU

[Anonymous No.]

FOX NOT SO SMUG AFTER SPANKING ATTACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342020
There has to be one who likes me for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341945
I'll fucking destroy you in chess bitch, bring it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342020
I don't really think monstergirls like bestiality that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342041
http://i.imgur.com/I5zjNm4.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342020
Out of all the dumb things I've heard spouted about monstergirls, yours takes the cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342032
>Her expression
Does your waifu love spankings?

I'm pretty sure mine would.
Be sure to give her lots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342047
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342047
I love them as much as she does. I want to be spanked while she gives me a fluffjob and whispers in my ear what a naughty boy I've been until I blow my load all over her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342020
But I'm not Anthony Burch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342044
YOU THINK YOU ARE MY MATCH?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342044
She's never getting me to play another game with her again if she does that, sore losers don't get my respect or my time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342054
You. I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342062

Captain Diomedes what the fuck are you doing here

Chaptah Mastah Angelos is gonna be furious

I HAVE SLAIN MANY HARDER FOES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342044
Well then, I believe I'll show myself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342054
Living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341983
Well alright. But only if there's a formal ceremony and she ravishes me in a wedding dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342068
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS DAY WOULD COME!

[Anonymous No.]

>"Papa, I'm not feeling very well. Can I stay home from school today?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341998
Somehow i feel this anon is never going to be heard from again.

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby Tubby Cuddly Girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342077

WE FIGHT FOR HONOR, GLORY AND VICTORY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342075
Well of course. When you get to your honeymoon suite, or more probably the limo waiting outside the chapel, you'll discover that she wasn't wearing any panties under the wedding dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342079
You're not feeling well because you forged on Halloween candy last night, it's your own fault.
Now get out of bed, the bus will be here soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342082
You're a good person anon, have some funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBngmCpUrU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341635
Third raid that has caught my attention. I want me them unique panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342081
I like thick girls.
I want something to snuggle into and hold on to on a cold night.
Cocoa succubi are just frosting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342081
I want to play with her belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342079
That is too adorable for me to say no to...but if she's feeling even a bit better by lunch, I'm taking her for the second half of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341945
Is that an adult Rias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342098
But that girl's not thick, she's actually pretty fit.
She's also an Elf, not a succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342098
Chocolate is best snuggle material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341948
>>13341951
HA! GAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342102
Looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342095
Oh wow. Thanks for the laugh, into my micspam playlist it goes.

Here, have some BANEBLADEism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BYDfDJ0nJA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342020
Feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342099
I want to rub my head in a chubby Monster Girl's belly and give her raspberries!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw had sex last night with a girl for the first time
i prefer my monstergirl fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342116
Chubby monster girls are great. I want to tease a chubby Kitsune and/or Holtsarus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342079
Math Test?

>>13342106
>filename

Holy crap I thought she was a demon. Those ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342118
Nice blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342090
gorged"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342118
But that's not healthy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342105
Elf, succuslut, what's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342115
You having a laugh?

>>13342118
It gets better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342121
They're just pointy ears. Not all of them have to be the exact same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342128
Their ability to be teased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342105
Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342128
depends on the elf. The elves with horns and hooves can't be raped. Remember kids in Lorwyn you don't rape elf, elf rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

There are all kinds of health.

I don't like the hard, chiseled look of most of the /fit/ posted, but instead a strong woman who still has body fat. Means you can't see her abs, but the shape of her thighs and arms and everything else lets you know she could overhead press you and blow you at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342134
The picture is inaccurate and your taste is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342143
I like Strongfat girls who can beat up the Monster Girls who bully you and are soft enough to cuddle and sink your hands slightly into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342144
I'm not him and if you don't find that elf delicious you are a faggot and I want you to stop breathing my air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342144
Calm down, mister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342089
It's just like that greentext from /a/!
I'm perfectly fine with this. Manticores that learn to love but retain their ferocity are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342154
Doesn't matter if you aren't him, your taste is still shit.
>>13342157
I refuse, if I calmed down any more my heart would stop beating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342106
>>13342130
Hnnngg
>>13342143
Ara~ Ara~

[Anonymous No.]

The asshole is back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342161
You like the chocolate elf I take it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342143
I like big Kitsunes and I cannot lie.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are elves considered 'monstergirls?' They're just normal people with pointy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342166
Hey man, no need to announce your presence

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342160
What was it that you liked?

>>13342166
You cannot be serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342170
Different biology?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342167
Nice head wings mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342180
Those aren't head wings.
These are head wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342170
>They're just normal people with pointy ears.
Says the Elf shill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342143
I prefer petite women personally, but there is an appeal to nice, full curves and the like.

>Jeans riding low and her sweater pulled up a bit, showing just a bit of her bare hips
I don't know why I like this as much as I do but it is damn alluring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342159
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342170
because anything you can they can do better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342159
>Manticores that learn to love but retain their ferocity
Inversions are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341768
The anubis bites her lip as you plot into her, body grinding against sweat-soaked body, delicious bronze thighs jiggling in your hands as you thrust in and out like a beast possessed.
But something's wrong. No, it's not that. But something could be... better.
You disrupt the melody of heavy panting and breathing, catching your lover's attention with a murmured "hey."
She catches your gaze, contented smile twisting into a gentle frown as she spies the look on your face. "What is it, love?"
"Is it alright if I try something? Something new?" you ask between laboured breaths, the exertion of holding her fluff-covered legs apart starting to get to you.
"Of course. ...Wait, what is it?" She raises an eyebrow, her air of serious concern in no way impeded by the jiggle and sway of her breasts as you pump into her.
"Well, I jut thought we could try some, y'know, dirty talk? You avert your eyes from her as those words leave your lips, feeling a slight blush flourish across your face.
Almost instantly you regret it. Your partner, an anubis, proud and noble and refined, partaking in dirty talk like those foul-mouthed akaname pornstars? "God, just forget I said anything," you think to yourself.
To your surprise, however, your partner looks at you not with revulsion, but with a smile. "Dear, you are my soulmate. I'm willing to do anything if it means making you happy. Within reason, of course. And besides, something like that might actually be kind of fun..."
You grin, leaning down to nuzzle your nose against hers, earning a giggle and a tender kiss, before rising back up with renewed vigor.
"Okay, I'll start." You readjust your grip on those soft, perfect thighs, parting her legs to begin thrusting in and out of the heaven between them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342197
Why the fuck does nobody play Manticores straight? Why do they all have to have a secret heart of gold or whatever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342197
You are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342201
"Oh, baby, these reports are so thorough and concise," you breath, feeling a happy twitch around your member as you speak.
"Uh, honey, what are you..."
"Your business approaches are so practical, but so effective!" That's it, you're in the zone now. On a roll. Your anubis lover behind milking you even more quickly, a sure sign that what you're doing is working.
Caught up in the heat and passion of the moment, you don't even notice her incredulous stare, mouth agape until she recovers the sense to speak with it. "No, really, are you joking?"
"Oh god, when I see you tidying your room it just gets me so HOT." You can feel the momentum build. Not quite past the point of no return, but you can feel it growing inside, a roiling heat aching to burst free, drawn up by the godlike massaging of your partner, lubrication flowing over her puffy vulva as it parts for you.
"What- (pant) what are you doing?"
"I want to see you organise other people's lives like the slut you are!"
"W-what?!"
"Schedule me like the disorganised layabout that I am!"

[Anonymous No.]

>"Yo Daddy-O, what's up! Nice Chairs you got here, very blue and furry! Soft too! Anyways, got the chips and dip, and even brought some of that Gazer's old consoles! You ready to play some Bomberman, or Goldeneye! What? How did I get in your house? Who am I? Hey, don't worry dude! Just drink this beer I picked up and party hard! Ignore the fact it's an unlabeled can, drink it!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342203
Because Manticores possess intelligence and personality. Do you think love, sadism, and the thrill of the hunt can't exist at the same time or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342203
Because extreme sadists are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342203
I suppose anything remotely femdomy or "sadistic" tends to make certain anons upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342197
Glad you decided to share your hot opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342213
And yet NONE of them fit their supposed most common form, so how is it the most common?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342203
Nobody here is into bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342210
"Ohhh... I don't- (gasp) -What the he- ah!" Desperation sets into her twitching body, words lost as her mind goes fuzzy.
You barely have the breath to speak yourself, feeling your body crest the peak of the wave, but you have just enough sense in your head to carry on for a few more frenzied thrusts.
"S-synergy! Filing systems! BUREAUCRACY!"
Something clicks in your anubis lover, and she breaks down, the raw sexual energy in your words throwing her over the edge. Lubrication flows and muscles contract at full force, pulling you into the surge of orgasm with her as she milks you for every spurt of semen you can produce. Her eyes shut right, gasps and moans escaping her mouth in equal measure while her legs try in vain to break from your grip, clenching and unclenching furiously.
When you come down from bliss, you're both gasping for air on the bed, lying in each others' arms amidst sweat-soaked blankets.
When her own mind returns to her, your anubis partner turns to look at you, her crimson eyes taking up your full view.
"I don't know what could possibly have compelled you to do that," she begins, serious as stone. "But you're going to do that again. And again, and again."
"So... you liked it?"
She nods, finally letting free the smile creeping back over her face. "As utterly stupid as it is, yes.
I want you to speak tidy to me more."

And, that's it. With this, I have officially lost control of my life. What the actual fuck am I writing? And why do I like it so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342211
I don't drink beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342211
>Daddy-o

Every time you say that I wish you would get cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342223
These threads are all just opinions anyway.

>>13342225
Speak for yourself. I'd an aggressive sadist manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342189
An Elf can do most anything better than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342203
no one wants to take a risk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342226
>"S-synergy! Filing systems! BUREAUCRACY!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342203
Because

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVogUqWScYc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342241
I fear if someone tried to play a Chesire straight or something she'd come off as Nolan's Joker

If someone played the Blue Oni straight she'd be Bane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342211
Let me look it up on Untapped first. Got to see if it's swill or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342226
Its good to get stuff off your chest.
>>13342234
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Monstergirls go crazy upon smelling a man's scent after he exercised? From 0 to AAAA, how fucked would one be when he finishes his lifting and stepps out of the gym?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342211
What kind of furniture could you turn an alp into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342167
sansei muramasa broke my mind and raped it.
I fell deeply in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342250
>tired from working out
>swimming with male pheromones

Gee, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342250
Why would he be fucked, he lifts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342247
Dat smug is purrfect.
10/10 would love to be bullied by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342002
>THE ONE THING I SAID YOU ARE ALLOWED TO TAKE FROM MY HOARD WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ME, RETURN ME HOME AT ONCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342201
>>13342210
>>13342226
>Speak tidy to me
Dear Lord, I approve of this in every single way imaginable, and am definitely gonna screencap it if you don't pastebin it, or somebody else does so, first.

After I'm done with taxes and making tacos anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342257
Oni exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342226
T-this is intolerably lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342264
So do muscle wizards, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342264
So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342251
A coffee table. A washing board. Anything flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342267
>>13342269
Superhuman strength is a thing, especially since that's literally half of what an Oni is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342267

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342264
>go to the gym to work off some body fat
>get bullied by Onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342262
Someone is gonna get herself spanked if she doesn't pipe down.

You think this ride is for free, woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342245
>Cheshire straight
Honestly I think the most well done Cheshire thus far I've read, was the Sabbath Loli Cheshire who popped up in Average's "Familiar Friend" story. Still hoping she gets a spin-off someday.

>Blue Oni
A Blue Oni played straight is just an intellectual girl who gives herself a quick dose of liquid courage whenever she's out with a guy she likes, then goes to town on him. Not really that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342203
Because a cold uncaring sadist is only appealing to a section of people with an already niche fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this image posting with barely any discussion

Guys, slow down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342271
see
>>13342273

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342277
But what Monster Girl played straight would be CIA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342273
I love the version of this with Sekai Kamiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342278
Manticores aren't even uncaring, so I fail to understand why you're making shit up about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342271
>literally half

What?

>superhuman strength = invincibility

Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342278
And this is why the Manticore was bastardized into some shitty uguu-monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342271
I scoff at your pitiful power, female drunkard.

Now begone, for I must purchase and consume more proteins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342282
>Best CIA Agent
I dunno. Kunoichi? Mantis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342290
Superhuman strength = Stronger than humans.

Come now, you can't be this illiterate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342278
Remember what happened with that one little story with a legit sadist Manticore? The butthurt and tears flowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342298
What, the Yaleton and the Manticore story? Best thing to happen to /mgt/ in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Yosh! Time to protect my village as their amazing Blue Dragon Guardian!"
>"You P'Orcs are no match for me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342254
I wish the damn VN was translated already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342279
Too late, Anon. The wheels are already in motion.

NOW PREPARE TO DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342301
Yaleton? Hmm, perhaps we're thinking of different things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342291
That's also the reason the Ushi-Oni and Hellhound haven't had stuff where they're played straight.
>>13342301
My nigga, the Manticore in that short was delicious. I wish Punaldin would do a version without Old Man Yaletons involvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342296
>"Come now, you can't be this illiterate"
>uses "literally" wrong
I hope the irony is not lost on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342286
Yes, because nothing says love and care like sodomizing their mates and "almost never," which is nip speak for "never, fuck you" speak of any affection they might have for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342308
Dear lord that ass....

[Anonymous No.]

How would a glacie react to me assuming she doesn't care about me and starting to sleep arround with women she thinks are bad for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342302
I want to be the proud mighty Dragon Protector's biggest fan! I want to be the young peasant who eagerly waits for her to come down from her shrine to save the village from the threat-of-the-week, and watch her use her powers to save the village, and maybe one day ask her for an autograph!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342312
You can look up Oni if you want. They're supposed to be impossibly strong, and that's almost half of their defined qualities right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342263
http://pastebin.com/X89UTU9A

Well, there it is. Not like more inane silliness will have any more of an impact on my Pastebin, anyway.
Someday I'll get around to finishing an actual story for strangers to masturbate to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342293
>Mantis
>Mask. Tell. Why?
>Got caught. Plan?
>Flight plan. Me. Men. Doctor. One of you. First one to talk, stay on my plane.
>Hired. By who?
>Bane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342298
Which one was that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342296
>humans aren't capable of this
>humans don't have tools to bring down stronger opponents

Enjoy having to re-up after you puke up all your protein, oni faggotess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jsr53yvyrM

Also beans, so fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342282
A Tanuki who thinks that she was the one that was supposed to be in charge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342311
>Ushi-Oni
Damn, I really want to see someone play an Ushi-Oni straight but we all know it will never happen because it'd piss off the maledomfags and femdomfags together. Ah well.

>>13342315
>sodomizing
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342302
Karin a qt.
>>13342298
Pussies.
>>13342308
Me too, nitro+ made perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342318
I know! Blue Dragon-chan is the strongest! She's amazing and so beautiful!

I-I want to touch her tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342325
It was never pastebinned or anything, and I only think a couple incomplete screencaps exist.

Basically the thing that started 'bitchboy.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342332
Not him, but sodomizing also means oral intercourse, because y'know, tailpussy.

Otherwise I still disagree with him, and his desire to use shitty inversions on certain monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342321
How do you feel about the impact you've had on turning a poor boy into a dirty slut for Anubutts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342334

>That image
>"You mirin', human?"
>Turns out she's actually as weak as she looks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342332
>play an Ushi-Oni straight
Gretchen MD, and Its Not The Fall That Kills You come to mind. It's a shame that Gretchen MD never went past the actual Stockholm Syndrome inducing event.

RSanon should write more spidercows

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342334
She's so powerful and kind! I want to fetch her drinks and make her happy, because she makes me happy! I have diary entries of every fight she's ever been in saving the village, I keep track of every detail so I can relive the battles and keep her close to my heart! So cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342332
>canon ushi-oni
>SEX TIME IS NOW GET READY


>>13342347
They were good, yes, but they didn't have the level of 'unstoppable rape monster' that I think the profile suggests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342339
And I still don't see how an occasional display of affection is such an affront to your tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342343
>No one ever sees her fighting.
>She actually just bribes village invaders to leave.
>Weaves an elaborate tale of how the fight went down, acting like fighting a horde of P'Orcs was no big deal.
>Has a stream of fanboys from the village who believe she's incredibly powerful and literally worship her.

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>>13342323
>Perhaps wondering why shoot man before throwing out of plane.
>Doesn't matter who are. Plan.
>Nobody cared who am until mask.

And then Doctor Anonymous just starts screaming because holy shit listening to two mantisgirls having a conversation without using any pronouns is driving him insane.

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>>13342361
>Pull off die?
>Painful.
>Big Girl.
>Multiple Us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342357
What if one of the fanboys finds out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342335
This? The tears were delicious. Sucks that bitchboy is the go-to term for anyone that's into anything remotely subby though.
>>13342356
They're heartless monsters because you said so?

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>>13342366
I think you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342366
He confronts her, and together they help her train to become a true village guardian. Because someday bribing people with her treasure hoard won't work.

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>>13342370
That story is such garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342370
Apparently they can't be anything else, otherwise it's kawaii uguu bullshit.

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>>13342354
>but they didn't have the level of 'unstoppable rape monster' that I think the profile suggests.
I feel as if you haven't read It's Not the Fall, because that's exactly what she is. Hell, that's where the phrase 'through the floor' CAME FROM. She raped the MC literally through the floor in the third chapter. She's survived mines and sniper fire. She's raped 3 guys to death and almost did the same to the MC. I don't know how you become more of an unstoppable rape machine than that.

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>>13342379
I haven't read that one, actually.

Damn, now you're gonna make me go and read it. That sounds incredible.

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>>13342333
>perfection

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>>13342302
>>13342333
Karin a qt.
But Haku's cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342321
Trachyon-senpai, you are, as ever, the best.

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>>13342387
I'd do it.

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>>13342393
What kind of man would you be if you wouldn't?

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>>13342365
>Doctor. Calm now.
>Not time for fear.
>Comes later.

There are few things more terrifying than being kidnapped in an audacious air hijacking, then waking tied up in a hideout and seeing the Bane-mask-wearing mantisgirl who kidnapped you with her back to you as she works on a gigantic nuclear device.
Except, maybe, if she is also now ominously wearing what appears to be lingerie.

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>>13342342
I REGRET NOTHING.

Also, it gives me a strange feeling when I lurk the threads and see Anonlich post so fervently about them, thanks in part to me. It's either a warped sense of pride, or the stirring of the thrall placed over my mind by my anubis overlords. One of the two.

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>>13342387
That is pretty damn perfect.

>>13342333
>>13342308
Translation Never Ever.
We'll have to live without all the glorious suffering, glorious Dark Elf Robutt, and glorious Namaniku ATK arts.

[Anonymous No.]

How do people think any overpowered character can be fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342400
Hey, Vivec was a good character.

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>>13342395
Either a stupid, or a gay one.

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>>13342400
because it depends on the context? If the evil is the overpowered one, it creates an atmosphere of oppression and desperation, which a lot of stories rely on.

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>>13342400
I dunno, ask the "unstoppable rape machine" people.

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>>13342395
I don't like skin that dark, women that thin, or women that submissive. She's also cosplay-tier to the max. Looks boring and uninteresting to boot.

No thanks.

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>>13342400
They're not no fun allowed faggots who need everything to have an asterisk and enjoy such characters for what they are?

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>>13342398
I awoke to love and it's all your fault. So thank you for that.

>Stirring of the thrall placed over my mind by my anubis overlords
I'm pondering if I should try and go back and screencap that whole bit a couple threads back, regarding Anubi, Mars, ZoE, and Lego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342409
Every monstergirl fulfills a fetish.
Ushi-Oni just fulfills the unstoppable rape beast one for men.

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>>13342375
>Be peasant child
>Orphaned and barely living
>No reason to live
>Then one day a crowd of people surround this one Blue Dragon Girl
>She talks a loud story about how she defend the village from evil P'Orc raiders, using her own wit and cunning
>Hear her talk about how she worked and trained for many years, how she was just an orphaned dragonling, left to fend for her own, and how she rose above and became the town's powerful guardian spirit
>Complete inspiration
>Now have reason to live, knowing that if she could become such an amazing girl, then even a dirty orphaned peasant kid can strive to have a happy life
>As she leaves to head back to her shrine, break through the crowd and ask her for her autograph
>One of the adults tries to pull you away, but Dragon Girl stops him
>Quickly jots a fancy cursive signature on a small fabric and hands it, then clicks her tongue and snaps her fingers at you
>Then flies off to her shrine
>Starryeyedshota.png

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>>13342410
>cosplay-tier
Be careful where you tread, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342400

People get mad when someone says Ushi-Onis are overpowered, yet nobody whines when someone says the same about Dragons.

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>>13342413
Why so defensive?

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>>13342397
>spoiler
Imagine the rape scene.

>Wondering what would break first.
>Erection.
>Or body.

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>>13342379
>She's survived mines and sniper fire. She's raped 3 guys to death and almost did the same to the MC.
Rollin' my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342424
>head-wings
>scales
>DEMONIC ENERGY

This keeps getting worse and worse.

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>>13342419

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>>13342425
I do, and I get the same dumb replies every time.

So now I don't.

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>>13342419
>every MG fulfills a fetish

>there are people who want to be raped by giant spiders
>there are people that want giant spiders to exist

Is it still genocide if it makes the world a better place?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

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>>13342436
No.

carry on, Savior-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342433
>HELLO NEW HUSBAND ARE YOU READY
>TOO BAD

>>13342436
Hey, the same could be said about almost every monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342436
Don't get your panties in a twist because folks are into rapey cowspiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342433
The thumbnail made me think she had a dick and was raping a shota held by the legs.

FREEEEEEEUD.

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>>13342436
>Is it still genocide if it makes the world a better place?
Yes. And that's your opinion - it makes it worse for some, better for others. Just let people have their fun. God knows most of us need the happy fantasy.

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>>13342443
Tell me about your relationship with your mother.

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>>13342433
Stay back!
I have a condition where my knees explode upon rape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342440

>"...new what?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342440
>HELLO NEW HUSBAND ARE YOU READY
>TOO BAD
Can't rape me if I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342397

Imagine having sex with a mantis like that.

>Fuck harder.
>Good. Cumming.
>Cumming hard.

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>>13342414
Shouldn't be too hard to find. I would've included Stargate, but I can't remember which goa'uld Anubis was.
Actually, there's an idea for people. Make Stargate, but with monstergirls. Replace all the goa'uld with the threadcanon version of the corresponding gods, keep O'Neill as he is, make Carter a nerdy knight, replace Daniel with a crow tengu, and Teal'c with a mantis. Also, find a way to make it not as terrible an idea as it seems in my head.

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>>13342454
Sounds like 80s dubbed porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342452
Fine, but don't complain about your stupid pelvis, cause fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342447
You're gonna get NTR'ed from your current monster waifu first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342441
>>13342444
They have to die. All it takes for evil to win is for the good to do nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342462
Jokes on you!
I have no waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

How do snakegirls poop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342458
I will get my pelvis pulverized and like every second of it, fuck you. No plumbing or internet in her rape cave is a deal breaker though.

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>>13342464
And I think you're the evil one here, imposing your ideas on what is right and wrong.

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>>13342464
You're taking rapey cowspiders too seriously man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342440
>HELLO NEW HUSBAND ARE YOU READY
>TOO BAD
Hello boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342444
Of all the threads to post that in.

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>>13342469
Cloaca.

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>>13342462
Now I'm imagining an ushi-oni killing all married monster girls before raping their husbands, leaving them alone and with PTSD forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342456
Well, not a task for me, as I've not seen Stargate, so...

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>>13342469
They don't.

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>>13342470
Something tells me you're gonna have a bad time.

But that's what you get for hanging out with spidercows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342477
Like that one Yandere Manticore Greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay anons, how would you feel about a Giant Ant Girl who's kind of crazy, may or may not have multiple personality disorder, recognizes your home as her "Colony", and insists on referring to you as her "Queen", even though you're a guy?
She may be talked into calling you "The Royalty".

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>>13342475
You mean they only have one hole?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it Lah-mia or Lay-mia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342471
You want giant fucking spiders to exist, there is no room for right or wrong, just those that will act and those who will spectate. I will act, the world of giant fucking spiders will not come.

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>>13342487
I would feel inclined to call the flamethrower guy.

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>>13342428
hey, I didn't say it was everyone's thing. But it is fiction and RS writes it quite believably.

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>>13342489
I'm always pronounced it lah-mia.

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>>13342399
You're damn right it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342489
First one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342493
But anon, she's the one with a flamethrower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342487
I'd call this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342487
Weird. Call me vanilla, but I'd prefer a mentally stable, regular hard working Giant Ant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342492
Why are giant fluffy spiders bad?
They're not my thing in the least, but folks around here seem to enjoy them. Why must you deny them happiness?

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>>13342493
It's just an ant you fucking pussy, I'm not gonna toast that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342504
And? Mine's bigger.

Now get the fuck out of my house, you shitty bug.

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>>13342487
Does she have a disconcerting fondness for fire?

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>>13342511
...Well, we never hang out anymore.

What happened man? You used to be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a little saddened that no one apparently caught on to the reference.

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>>13342510
Did you ever see that episode of the simpsons where Homer gets a pet lobster?

>what does that have to do with-

Just answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342487

...I'm onto you, sonny boy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342517
Life man. I wish I could hang out here all the time, but, duty and responsibilities friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342522
Are you?

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>>13342499
That elf must be impregnated.
With twins, NO! Triplets!
Maybe more.

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>>13342495
Always had a thing against OP characters, even if they're well written (don't ask me why, because not even I know).

Like Hulk, for example. Guy's life is complete shit, he's tried to kill himself several times, etc, but the fact he's basically unbeatable, makes me dislike him.

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>>13342487
>She may be talked into calling you "The Royalty".
how about I talk her into just calling me Queen instead of her Queen?

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>>13342427
I guess I'll just add 'supervillain mantisgirl' to the list of things I need to write then.

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>>13342527
I understand.

Guess my trusty crowbar will have to do.

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>>13342535
Three's the limit.
Any more and it'd just be too weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342542
Since I was a little kid I always had a thing for shovels.

...As a weapon, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342545
No promises, her body is begging for breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

So how about them sandworms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342549
>...As a weapon, I mean.
Right, I was about to ask.

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>>13342529

Quite possibly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HeWaNowogQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342545
>WAAAAH! I HURT MY BUTT!

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>>13342557
Thank god somebody got it.

Was starting to lose faith.

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>>13342554
You don't need to make all the elf daughterus in one go you know.

[Anonymous No.]

Open wide, here's your dose

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>>13342564
why you change her color scheme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342557
Oh fuck, I forgot he existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342536
It's understandable, and I think there are several reasons why. For one, I'd say it's frustrating to see a character that seems incapable of failing or losing.

[Anonymous No.]

How did anyone manage to trick her into wearing this?

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>>13342568
Why do you keep posting her?

At least her face doesn't look manly here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342562
But what if there was never any next time? Every brood must be treated like our last.

>>13342568
>I bet your too chicken to wear this!
>Like hell I am!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342554
Please calm down.
Muramasa is more then just a sex toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342568
I promised to hold her hand when we walked down the street tomorrow. I even said I'd kiss her cheek.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342568
>Posting that ugly piece of shit
>again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342580
You slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342584
The only ugly thing here is her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342567

Gary Stus and Mary Sues then. I also fucking hate those so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342589
What's wrong with her breasts? They're quite large and shapely.

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>>13342587
You haven't even heard what she is going to do on the bed with me because I hugged her in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342589
Tiny hands and manface.

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>>13342579
Of course! She is going to be a mother, and get head pats. And cuddling, and ear rubs, and I'll take her clothes shopping and I'll spike her food with fertility drugs and I'll take her out to fancy dinners...

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>>13342594
They look weird, way too separated from each other.

>>13342596
Dunno, I think her face looks feminine now, unlike... pretty much every other time she's been posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342583
Aw man, that short was so bittersweet. On one hand, I'd love to keep the qt foxgirl company. On the other hand, holy yanderes batman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342604
I-I HAVEN'T EVEN CAUSED ANY NATURAL DISASTERS YET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342589
>>13342596
>looks like she's constipated
>those shoulders
>no definition on the thighs for a supposedly muscly girl

It's shit and she's ugly. Why does tumblr think it's okay to post their ideal women here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342601
That's actually how breasts are supposed to look, especially when you consider the size of her ribcage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342568

I gave her a klondike bar.

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>>13342535
>elf

This ain't no elf, boy. No elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342610
>especially when you consider the size of her ribcage
Oh yeah, I was gonna point out that too. Ribcage looks weiiiiiird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342610
So far apart?
Hard time giving you a titjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>No Holst to cuddle after eating a large meal and falling asleep like a fat fuck

Sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342613
She's certainly not human either.
And that form is basically an Elf no matter how you look at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342613
Robo elf, whatever.
I will move the heavens and break reality itself if I have too to make sure she is able to bear my young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342618
>not wanting a ribjob

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>>13342621
>that form

Her other form is a suit of power armor. And I mean a suit of cursed magic armor you strap on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342618
Titjobs are pretty meh. I'd much rather have a fluff job from that tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342626
Her normal form is still an Elf regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be able to talk about your waifu without people giving you shit
It's a pretty bad feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342640
People give me shit about my waifu all the time. They're just mad jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342637
>normal

That's the thing, that elf form is not her normal form. You only get that form by going into her story route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342640
What's your waifu? A mantis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342646
Hmmm. Interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342640
Ah shut up amazon bellyacher.

[Anonymous No.]

I just had a weird-ass dream where I was Wander from Shadow of the Colossus and I was basically on the same mission than in the videogame, except Half through it I realize what was going on and fix sealing back whatever that black thing was but my girlfriend is now dead.

So I prepare a funeral pyre for her and burn her. It's all pretty sad, but cool at the same time, and suddenly in the middle of that my dream starts changing and now there are two more temples, one neutral one kept by a nice monk guy and another one at the other side of 'the street' which was the evil temple, which had like a million game overs inside of it for humans.

So 5he temple/ruin thing I was before on is the 'good' temple and for some reason the whole game-world is actually a human city in which both Colossus and humans live. But humans don't know the Colossus exist since they hide like they were yukari or spirits like the ones in Spirited away. Colossus can take the form of a shitload of regular things, from humans, sheep to firemen trucks (like they were transformers or something).

There are many types of colossus now, like the nice monk guy I mentioned before, to some other mischievous ones who like to mess with humans, like creating an hypnotic a rave/orgy in the middle of the city using the siren of a fireman truck and getting them high by using the fire hose to cover them in psychedelic gasses. Theres also the evil ones who kill humans like the one who lives in the evil temple that gives you an insta-game over.

The trick is that fore some reason I was the only one that could distinguish colossi from regular shit unlike other humans so I had to use my new found skills and quick-thinking to help both humans and colossi get around, stopping both mischievous and evil colossi with the help of the good ones.

Unfortunately Agro wasn't a cute centaur or anything. Just a horse.

There was also a coffee shop.
I don't know why it was important.

That's all. Have a cute colossi girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342647
Ushi-Oni, actually.
>>13342651
Amazons are fine too, but that's not what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342646
>>13342649
Either way she was a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342564
>Is what you tell her before you french kiss her, sending her into a maximum-aroused state

[Anonymous No.]

The Royal Jelly extends a cordial invitation to come worship at the Slimy Dank Rock of the Slime God! Join and receive such benefits as being the second worshipper of the Slime God! You will receive gooey blessings from the God of gelatin-like creatures!

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>>13342637
>>13342646
Would you her Loli-Momma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342637
It looks like she's trying to grab me and it's making me feel uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342664
No thanks.

>>13342661
A very good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342666
Her eyes look like Japanese Graffiti for Cunt.
Why do her eyes look like Japanese Graffiti for Cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/124222216

Translations now.

[Anonymous No.]

>I wish Punaldin would do a version without Old Man Yaletons involvement.

YBA wrote that tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342672
She's staring at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342662
It is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342663
>gelatin-like creatures
Does that include puddimetz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342673
It says Rawr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342673
Oh man, this is gonna be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342661
Good girl indeed. The series is a little too edgy for my liking though. Still 10/10 girl and design though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342591
Slightly off, but does the consensus rule Lina Inverse as a Mary Sue?
Because if so, I can see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342673
>Velociraptors
>Not being chicken sized
This is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342684
Unfortunately, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342690
Oh man it's been ages since I last watched Slayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342673
Yes.
You sir are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think of Sandworms?

are they olev?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342696
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342696
They're okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341635
>make a deal with the dragon girls not to raid them, secretly raided them already anyway, and get their help on the raid
>magic fire everywhere
>take only the panties of glacies taller than me
>if the raid goes south use a dragon to fly the fuck away
>proceed to post images of the panties online commenting on how they look and even mention which one is my favorite.
>be behind 7,000 proxies so they can't find me
>happy dragons, buttmad glacies, and nice panties.
How did i do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342691
They evolved to fit in with human society though
>>13342696
Very

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342694
I'm just now watching it in chronological order because I never knew it existed.
If only Naga were an actual Lamia...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342673
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342689
It's designed for maximum suffering, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342705
That still wouldn't explain why they're taller than people.
They should be petite, and things like Utah Raptors should be hella tall.

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>>13342652
>You'll never climb a Colossus girl and tease her by clinging onto her nipple/clit (whatever you prefer).
>She will never desperately try to shake you off only to make the teasing worse as it making her fall over as her body seizes up in pleasure.
>You will never crawl up onto the fallen Colossus' face to see her blushing and pouting while muttering that you're mean.
>You will never say you're sorry and kiss the tip of her nose and make her blush deepen.
>You will never have a Colossus girlfriend.

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>>13342487
>and insists on referring to you as her "Queen", even though you're a guy?
Honestly I'd feel flattered someone thought so highly of me. I don't even care if it's the wrong gender, I'd gladly do whatever it takes to keep her happy! I'll be the best Queen there ever was!

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>>13342721
Wasn't MC's curse that he had to kill an innocent for every evil he killed, or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342725
Fuck that
>You will never stab her weakpoint
>You will never absorb part of an ancient and terrible evil from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342722
Blame Jurassic Park

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342725

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342728
I thought it was something like he had to kill someone he loved in order to power Muramasa and pursue his revenge or some shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342675
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342737
is this by the same guy rhat did habaneratan/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342722
I bet you think Dinosaurs should have feathers too, don't you faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342733
But that's the route to becoming a demon baby

I'd rather have a Colossus than that shit happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342743
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342743
The chubby sucunekobus that's posted so often around here as well. And Muramasa, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342725
Big, powerful girls who blush easily are the best.

>>13342743
Shigatake, yes.
Also the one that made that fat ass succucat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342740
Yes. And that Mantis story where her husband leaves her. Plus a bunch of cutesie stuff too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342756
Fuuuuuuck everything about that greentext...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342673
Oh, hey, nice. Glad to see it's finally getting some love.

>>13342725
Colossus tier girls are so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340715
Needs more successors

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342754
Fat Nekobuss best nekobuss

[Anonymous No.]

Infinite Handjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342787

But if you only have one dick, who else is she gonna jerk off with all those other hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340603
I'm not really into hearing about people go through the motions in any sort of detail. Otherwise it was a nice update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342790
You of course. Her other hands are reaching through the times stream to give you handjobs at other points in time. She especially enjoys giving you handjobs at bad times or in public

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never date the lamian star actress of the hit boxing TV show, Hajime no Apo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342203

People don't play Manticores straight because it'd make them incredibly one dimensional. Not everybody is into complete sadists who delight in nothing but physical and psychological torment without feeling a shred of empathy for their quarry.

It's what's prevented me from moving forward on a stupid short involving a Manticore who did not in fact possess a tailpussy and has a fan of paralytic venom barbs on the end of her tail similar to porcupine quills.

So rather than Tail Pussy Galore (You only live twice, Mister Bond), it'd be straight up her weighing and measuring the worth of the man she's managed to paralyze. Whether to eat in a non-literal sense, or to just leave him for the scavengers.

But at the end of the day it's just another pretentious idea that has a far longer reach than what can be accomplished in my limited capacity to articulate ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342790
>what are doppelganger potions

Or get your fiends, I don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342802
>An Apophis
>Bobbing and weaving with those enormous balloon tits
That's quite a gamble. It'd either slow her down or somehow hypnotize her opponents with their swaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home
>Monster girl waifu and daughterus are in a big cuddle pile in a Pillow Fortress
Status of heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342819
>Your waifu yells and throws a pillow as you open the door
>"No boys allowed!"
>"Yeah, they're icky!"
>"Now, sweetie, your father's a boy, but he's not icky."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340826
Even with her changed into a horrible sub, the whole mind-break scene still was unconvincing as fuck.
They stop your dragonfu from a scorching spree by telling her she might accidentally harm you. Alright, just command her to chop some meaty salad using claws instead. Problem solved. That dude could EASILY make their way out, all he had to do was keep shouting at the beta to interfere, repeating some simple reassurances for her and interrupting the harpy noise. Instead he just randomly goes silent after a while because of... getting the V?
Then as he cums inside the birdy rapist they both suddenly give up in some retarded, "I'm sorry... I'm addicted to this now~" doijinshi fashion, forever and ever. Wat.
Not to mention that as much of a beta she might have been to defend herself she'd bite off the harpies' heads the moment she saw her adored 'Master' violently ambushed, floored and injured by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342827
That's when I tell them fine, I can have my own Pillow Fort and it'll be ten times better then theirs!

Then I march to our bedroom and shut the door. Then I realize they already took the pillows. Then I realize I'm now alone and without a fort. Then I pout and cry by myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342819
>>13342827
>Begin day one of the siege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342797
that's pretty hot, actually. You never know when a hand will materialize in your pants and start jerking you off. No way to pull it off, to stop it, to plead with her to not embarrass you. You're gonna cum, and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342831
>Not going back, knocking on the door and meekly asking for pillows and blankets
If you're going to play the boke, you've got to go all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342829

Yet it was still miles better than Faggot's writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>no obsessive timelord moth waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342811
>She's big,
>She's black,
>She'll fuck you 'til you love her!
>In the Red Corner...It's Miss Anna Konda

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342844
Thank god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342844
she has a power that looks like kira's another one bites the dust

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342838
But then I'd have to admit that I couldn't make the fort on my own, and I already told them I could do it without them, they'd probably think I was an idiot, or useless, or something. They'd probably bully and mock me too.

I'd rather pout and be miserable by myself on the mattress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342844
It would be nice if she would just jump back through time at the END of our lives instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342844
You know, that doujin still confuses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342837
The bbest part is when her head materiallizes to clean up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342844

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342787
Instead of many handjobs, one after another, I prefer one done with many hands simultaneously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342849
You sound like an alp, go get bullied like your fetish wants you to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342856

>TFW she uses 4x the normal deodorant a month

Hate to have that bill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342852
well we are getting a sequel with a preggers version I assume

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342833
>>13342827
Very well a siege it is then! I'll just occupy the kitchen and employ the most effective siege tactic: starvation. They'll get hungry soon enough, and once I start on dinner they'll capitulate in no time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342856
What's she doing to Adachi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342856
Can I get a link to the full-sized image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342862
You should also make propaganda flyers saying all prisoners of war are treated to cuddles and kisses along with a hot meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342861
Its coming out next month

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342866
cabbage job

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342844

>No obsessive Lilim who's the daughter of Agra Bat Mahlat
>Who uses portals to fuck with your head and your body
>Portals fucking everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342860
She can put her multi-tasking ability to good use and make up for the extra cost.

>>13342867
http://i.imgur.com/wnzfCj9.png
RS posted it on his blog a while back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342856
You sure your dick is big enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342861
>>13342869
You gotta be shitting me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342876
>TFW she can only use 1 hand for my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342869
praise jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342876
Don't know who that is, I'm newer here. Thanks though, it wouldn't show on reverse image search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342787
think of how many IT helpdesk chats she can have at one time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342869
Praise the lord. I can't wait!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342879
With a little creativity, you could manage to get several hands on a single dick. You've got the balls to work with, plus she doesn't have to use the full hand fist-grip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342854
>>13342869
Aww yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342883

He's one of the few writers in the thread that isn't completely reviled as a faggot. General rule of thumb is to stick to people who're consistently good or enjoyable like Harblador, Pennywise, RSAnon, or even LDR if she ever stops being dead.

Whereas, much like most of the fauna of Australia, you avoid the egotistical asshats like Nyanon, Machineanon, Negawalker, Bollocks/Faggot/Ovaries, InariKitsune, and the list goes on and on.

Then, much like Lord Voldemort himself, there's a certain writefaggot who can just be referred to as "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342873
Super powered yanderes are love, next to /fit/ yanderes of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342831
>>13342833
>Day 3
>House has become all out trench pillow warfare.
>Had to bust out Great-Grandad's old gasmask to keep your human lungs from being filled with pillow-fluff.
>You crawl through the long line of pillows in the second floor.
>The Girls have taken over the first floor, and now it is only a matter of time before they break the Stalemate of the Stairs and close in upon your capital Bedroom.
>A door can be heard from downstairs, and voices talking.
>Oh dear Hathor they called reinforcements.
>You sit, trembling in the moderate safety of your pillow-trench.
>You had firepower, the largest and fluffiest pillows in the entire household.
>But now, now they have numbers.
>You ready your daughteru's daki, trembling and trying to see through your mask.
>The sound of the enemy's march reverberates through the stairwell and into the hall.
>Your heart beats loudly in your hears, and sweat pours down your forehead, making the mask all the more uncomfortable.
>Like a storm, they descend.
>Those little decorative pillows the waifu likes so much rain around you like deadly, puffy hail.
>Soon, however, a new threat approaches: couch cushion mortar strikes.
>You press as low as you can into the ground, flight winning the battle against fight.
>Fear chills your blood as the absolute torrent of feathered and stuffed murder flies overhead.
>You begin to cry. You don't even notice.
>The barrage lessens as they advance.
>Kikimoras, from the mansion down the street.
>How did they get an ally so powerful? How the hell could you respond to their advances?
>It sets upon you how truly doomed you are.
>You set into full retreat, running away and dodging the many projectiles thrown at you, giving up precious land and ammunition.
>The advancing army immediately sets to work taking down the farthest line of your fortifications for conversion into weaponry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340826
I would be perfectly happy with the story if it didn't have that mistreated and brainwashed dragon daughter ending, and the dragonfu turned into a sad sack. That was just too porn-averting and overly grimdark to my tastes.
The hottest thing to me would be if they ended up as one united, proud and utterly fucked up family, with dragonfu subservient to everyone and a fuckslave sub in their foursomes - aaand her somehow getting in terms and becoming ABSOLUTELY happy and fullfilled with that, as perhaps in some twisted, trauma-induced aggravation of that beta switch she went through before. I read this and I'm fucking walls.
Yeah, and the husband not turned into a perma-drugged living dildo, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342888
why doesn't the guy just by a really large bug zapper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342889
Don't know. There's a lot of good writers, but the good ones tend to peter off before they get shitty, like Kitsoviet, and we are forever left to hope for them to come back. If you keep on forever you eventually become an asshole.

Gauf, you still never did my story idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342889
Poor Bob, so much vitriol and meme hate because he likes futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342894
timelords have a natural resistance to bug zappers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342889
Okay, good to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342894
Doesn't she erase his memory every time he leaves so that he comes back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342891
You should have held the line, they were trapped in a fort on the bottom floor, how you lost that much territory is beyond me. You are hereby abandoned by the higher ups, your fate is your own now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342889
>Nyanon
I wouldn't say Nyanon is an egotistical asshole. Not yet, anyway, he certainly hasn't crossed the event horizon on that.

And he certainly isn't on the same level as Negawalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lizard-kun and The Rapist Elves will never get translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342904

I dunno man, that whole "Guess who!?" shit he pulled earlier in the the thread was about on the same level as Nega and Bollocks' shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342889
>Nyanon

The fuck are you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342892
Now that's hot indeed. Niebel should write an alternate ending like that.

...And another one, with fried chicken for dinner and the couple setting for an epic quest to give birth to ONE HUNDRED BABIES of happy, rich and love-showered dragonlings to make the world a better place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342913
>On the same level as Nega
I agree it was in a sense deplorable, but remember, Nega was also a dude who took the ideas of other people's stories and made them his own, which might be alright and forgivable if he had actually finished them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342913
I think he made a silly decision at a bad time. It was a little arrogant but really not that bad. Consider it's also the first time he's done something like that, I don't think it's reason to call him egotistical yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342913
Eh, I give him the benefit of the doubt. Rather than some dick swinging "Aren't you worms glad I grace you with my presence" I interpreted it as just something a little playful to drum up interest.

Was it still kind of a dumb thing to do? Yeah, but man people sure jumped all over him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342918

One hundred babies to blanket the land in fuwa fuwa and FIRE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342924
Can she even count to one hundred?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342923

It was kind of funny watching him being mistaken for Faggot, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342920
>Implying Nega didn't just take flavor of the thread and go "I call dibs"
>Actually causing stories not to be written

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342927
If she knew a larger number she would had used it instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342927

Well, she did say "one hundred". Is she said something like "make firetruck babies" or something, then it's be a different situation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342933
Actually, I was implying that that's exactly what he did. You're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342891
>You finally work up the courage to counter-attack while their focus is down, the daki impacting an unsuspecting kiki dead in the face, sending her down.
>Their forces begin screaming to get down as you begin your sudden counter-attack.
>You wonder to yourself if this is your last stand.
>But if you are to go down, it will be in a rain of detergent-and-fabric-softener-smelling death.
>The enemy General, your Weresheep waifu, appears from the stairs and crawls to the front lines of the trenches and barks out orders, while her daughteru forces advance.
>You can't handle this, you know you can't. Even as you take down kiki after daughteru on your own, one lone man can't possibly take them down.
>The only thing left to do is to barricade yourself in the capitol and radio for help.
>Hopefully, someone, anyone, will help you.
>You leap from the safety of the trenches, adrenalin and hope from the near-hopeless plan fueling your frenzy of pillows in a mad retreat to safety.
>The kikis immediately press advantage, a march of numerous meidos in a horrifying display of their utter willingness to die by your puffy hail.
>As you approach the door, you grab as much fortifications as you can, trying to both leave the enemy with as little as you can, and at the same time gather up resources.
>You shuffle into the bedroom, slamming the door shut and immediately setting to work on barricading it.
>There's a lot of thumping against the wood. You don't have much time.
>Your lungs hurt from running and breathing through the gasmask, your muscles scream from lying in the trenches, part of your mind begs for the sweet release of a pillow.
>But you hold, for your country, for the Bedroom, and rush to the radio.
>Quickly dialing the number of a friend, you lift the receiver to your ear.
>"BEEEEEEEEEEEEE_"
>The radio drops from your hands.
>They cut the lines.
>This is it.
>This is where you die.

Well, Anons? Do you go down by your own hands, or die fighting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342901
He should have requested immediate QRF, then held the line until they arrived. Worst case scenario he calls in Broken Arrow or pillow-artillery on his own position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342941
Man, I remember when some posts would be built into actual stories (even if they were shitty greentexts), sometimes two or three times a thread. When was that, again? When did that stop happening? When did we give that up for endless complaining about writefags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342951
Who knows...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342951
I dunno, whenever I feel in the writing mood and make a few posts I get a lot of encouragement.

I've just had to learn that despite all the shouting down and people being negative, there are indeed many who do like stories. They just tend to be quiet; lurkers and the such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342951
That still happens sometimes. Like the pillow thing right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342945
>Your Weresheep waifu takes you in her arms
>You try going down fighting but goddamn
>Goddamn is her wool soft
>It makes you almost want to fall asleep in it...
>...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342959
It was more of a meta-commentary about the thread in general, but you're right. It seems less prominent now than a few months ago, though.

My god, have I really been here that long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342966
I just passed my one-year mark here recently, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342945
You always go down fighting, never give up the capitol, defend it with your dying breath.
>>13342947
If he had just managed to hold the line from the start he could have cuddle starved them out within a day or two. Maybe even used the experimental weather dominater that is the thermostat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342966
It was much more common around three months or so, that's when I joined and the threads were pretty commonly flooded with greentext stories which encouraged me to write some of my own.
Now if only I had the balls to try writing prose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342841
Niebelfader's writing is in top three for me, maybe top two. All the more to feeling bitch-slapped like a Cyclops on a bad day after this.

[Anonymous No.]

For anybody that even remotely cares

Troll tomorrow/soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342968
Me too, and I came here around Christmas of last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342951
Trachyon did that "Tidy" Talk to an Anubis thing earlier based on something somebody said just in casual conversation.

It still happens. Rarely, but it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342787
Imagine the back rubs and tickle fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342968
Me too. Just over a year now.

>>13342984
Anon, we're only in April, that's only 4 months, 1/3rd of a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342983
It's nice that she's getting content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342989
＞backrubs
Sweet yes.
>tickle fights
Those would be so 1-sided you couldn't even call them fights. She'd need 1 or 2 hands for each limb to disable you, which would leave about 20 for tickling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342990
No, like Christmas of '13 is when I came here, I just worded my post wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342885
Dass raycist.


And funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342992

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGREf7wDdc

Truly, Hobbits and Trolls are the most comfy of MGs.

A wizard is never late. He arrives just when he is needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342995
>20 hands tickling you

I cannot be proud of this death, the other warriors will laugh at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343004
maybe they're laughing because her other hands are reaching through time and space to tickle them as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342564
Thanks Doc

[Anonymous No.]

I want to molest the elven maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342945
>>13342969
>Some may say that it's morally unethical, but you are against the wall.
>You must do what must be done.
>You must deploy the tactical nuke Mattress.
>Approaching the bed, posture straight and solemn like a good man of high rank, you begin the process of removing the safety-measure sheets.
>The King-sized Mattress is revealed in full, its complete reveal is enough to send a spike of doubt through you.
>Is this really what you should do?
>Is this how you should go down?
>Maybe you should surrender?
>No, that was never an option. Not against them.
>Maybe you should just do it with some pillow-fire.
>But that'd be going down with a whimper.
>This is the only way.
>The only way to go down with a semblance of fight.
>The barricade rattles as the door pounds against it.
>Very soon, Kikimoras and Weresheep will come pouring in.
>The Mattress is already primed, now it is just a matter of deployment.
>You strain to lift it above your head.
>For days, you survived in the trenches.
>You survived onslaughts.
>You bared through fluffed murder.
>You struck fear into your enemies.
>And now, they expect you to roll over.
>To die like the mad weakling they think you are.
>They wish for you to forever become a monument to their superiority, a personified image of their sheer powers in pillow-fort building.
>But you will deny them this.
>Instead, you will give them atrocity.
>You will show them firsthand the horrors of war.
>You lift the Mattress over your head, and stare at the falling barricade.
>The door bursts open, kikis and sheep coming in with pilows primed and ready to destroy you.
>But they were not ready for your response.
>With a loud scream muffled through your gasmask, you charge into their ranks.
>A pillow quickly takes you down, but your momentum keeps the Mattress going.
>The girls scream as their surroundings are turned black by its shadow.
>Their final moments are spent in fear as the weapon of mass destruction descends upon them.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, because I can't bring myself to write damn gardening have a pick three.

Well Anon, after a terrible war you found yourself orphaned at the tender age of 10 and amidst the ashes, you found three young girls half your age crying pitifully in the town. Being the not terrible person you are, and falling to tearful puppy dog eyes, you decided to protect their smiles, taking them to the nearest unburnt town and squatting in an abandoned house with them, signing up with the nearest heroes guild, getting your complementary orphan weapon (hammer, staff, bow, katana, etc) and sent off to chase away wayward werewolf pups, smack naughty slimes upside the head, and to battle ancient evils way beyond your pay-grade.

Sounds nice right? You keep the girls clothed and they reward you with smiles while you become your average league hero!

Easy Modo: Pick your girls races. Now you too can choose a nightmare, an anubis, or a dragon.

Normal Mode: Roll three times and remember the order. Re-roll and nonMG, cait sith, roper, parasite slime rolls.

Hard Mode: Roll times but include the above MGs

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

Lets do this:


Girl one is a chubby, cheerful ray of sunshine who always greets you with a smile and some fresh made, orphan brand meals. She loves nothing more than to follow you around town and into the guild, talking about how she's going to be like you one day. Also loves to cuddle the ever loving hell out of you, some days you have to pry her off you. She also says that she's gonna be your wife one day, although you aren't quite sure how serious she is due to being...well....five.

Girl 2 is a shy, questioning girl who eats up every book she can find, although you wonder how she learned to read being an orphan and a peasant. Regardless, she loves nothing more than to be read to at night, frequently asking you to read all her favorite stories before bed time.
(More in next post)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342992
It's a shame the two drawfags less brought in already got disinterested and left. So much for new content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343034
Ryu, Merrow, Dark Valkyrie. Hard mode.

Well, this should be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343033
This, this is the only way to give up a capitol. By destroying it in its entirety as the enemy thinks they have won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343038
Isn't Exosso(?) working on writing something?

Don't know about ZombieNeko though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343048

Exosso deleted his tumblr after the rant. Who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343048
No idea. Haven't heard anything from either of them in a long while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343033
>After the battle, your waifu and the head maid look over the battlefield.
>Your waifu chews down on her chocolate cigar, while the maid merely surveys with cold, calculating eyes.
>The scene is horrible.
>You lay on the floor with numerous pillows covering you.
>All around you, sheep-girls and meidos lay in their fluffy tombs.
>Who knows how many are buried beneath the mattress.
>The Bedroom is in disrepair. It's just a massive mess of feathers, sheets, and discarded wool.
>"So... this is it," your waifu says. "This is what all the fighting was for."
>The maid shrugs. He has been through many a battle, seen many an act of inhumanity, cleaned the worst of messes with her bare, feathery hands.
>She has lost herself long ago.
>Your waifu shakes her head, slowly, and wonders if all of this was really worth it.
>War is hell.

Should I slap this in a bin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343051
>the rant
Ah, so there was some slappy-fight I wasn't around here for. Also, isn't Exosso from /b/? That seems a little uncharacteristic for someone like him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343058
>spoiler

Hell yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343058
Hell yeah you should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343034
Has Anon been caught by the Girtablilu snipers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343034
Girl 2 continued.
You also have to answer ALL the questions she has, ranging from "whats 2 + 2" to "Where do we go when we die?". She's a skinny girl with a good head on her shoulders, with her guild sponsored "Orphan education" you have no doubt that she's gonna go far.

Girl 3 is...well....a handful. Always getting in trouble for filching some coin or running a con game, she always seems to be spending her day in the "time out" corner. When you can find her at least, she seems to have perfected the art of hiding and is nearly impossible to find one she gets out of your sight. Despite all of your lectures, she always gets mad and spits out how you aren't her real dad before running off. She usually comes back a little while later to apologize though, frequently bearing a hand made card and asking you not to be mad.

So how are your girls anons?



..... You didn't think I'd end it there would you?

8 years later, you've become a hero of renown, who's deeds include casting down a lich queen and fighting a bear.

During what was supposed to be a routine mission chasing off a crying wyvern, your party was ambushed by a group of marauders who forced you to hold the line while your comrades ran.
Stripping you of your gear and slapping you in chains, shipping you off to their far off kingdom where you would be forced to become a pit fighter against your will. Although you tried to escape multiple times, the "precautions" they placed on you always lead to your capture, paralyzing you the instant you exited their designated areas or shutting down any spell you tried to cast a spell requiring more than a certain amount of mana.

Still you persevered until one day salvation came in the form of three hard-bitten heroes assaulting the kingdom to slay the evil warlord, catching sight of you as they spoke with the recently freed gladiators.

No prizes guessing who they are.

(More in next post)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343078
>Chubby cuddly Youko
>Bookworm Wyvern
>Troublemaker Moth
Well, it's not the worst roll I've ever had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343064
>>13343066
Alright then.
http://pastebin.com/tXuELcvt
I'll edit it eventually.

So, how'd I do? Criticism always welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343058
>>13343078
>strongfat 5 year old wurm

Fucking Jackpot

>shy bookworm Amazon

Fucking Adorable

>Delinquent Rogue Elf

Fucking Bulliable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343034
>Clingy, chubby Dark Preist
>Bookworm Hinezumi
>God damn hellhound.
Well I guess I'm fighting with that hellhound at every turn.

[Anonymous No.]

There is not enough wat in the world.

Delete in fifteen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343099
Touhous with Hokuto no Ken-tier proportions aren't exactly remarkable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343078

The instant they spotted you, they rushed you in disbelief at finding their precious older brother.

Girl one has shed her weight and put it back on in the form of muscle, becoming a muscled warrior who is a terror on the battle field. Wielding a great axe twice her size and hitting like a meteor, she's taken blows from a dragon and shrugged them off without so much as flinching.
She's covered in quite the plethora of scars and lost an eye (compensating for blindness if a cyclops and losing the main eye if a gazer) and her armor seems perpetually rent and scarred from battle. Her cooking is still up to snuff though, feeding her and her sisters during their travels. Although she's glad to see you, she hates to admit that she probably can't fulfill her role as your wife because she isn't "cute" anymore.

Girl two when from shy and questioning to Proud and harsh, becoming the top graduate from her mage's classes. Growing tall and voluptuous, she cuts quite the figure in her robe, especially when she is slinging about spells that those decades her senior haven't even begun to master. Taking the role of commander, she's always barking orders to her sisters in battle and has been known to stare down battle hardened paladins with her gaze. Upon meeting with her again, you couldn't help but remark about how...commanding she is, the compliment simply washing over her. Your time together with her on the trip back is like meeting an entirely new person, she's always going over reports, her answers to your questions about what happened are short and clinical, and your attempts at humor are cut short. In fact, you think she may hate you until all of you finally arrive at your home (rebuilt into a mansion from their money) and she drags you to her room for a private chat and breaks down crying when no ones around, telling you how much she missed you and thought you were dead.
She asks you to read a story to her that night, her favorite (More next)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343099
This is pretty much standard for Japanese artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343034
>>13343078
Alright, let's do this.
>Normal mode

>Youko
Cheerful, chubby, cuddle-loving kitsune? Literal perfection.
>Ryu
Shy, book-worm Ryu? Yet another perfect match-up.
>Elf
Rogue, trouble-maker Elf? That's not-so-strangely fitting. Still, I would try to raise her to be a good girl, maybe with the help of a bit of teasing.

All in all I'm more than satisfied my rolls this time. Though I think I may some issues with not spoiling daughteru #1, and potentially getting a little frustrated with the other two given their personalities. But I'll still do my best to raise them as into happy and healthy young woman.

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>>13343106

Girl 3 has remained quite the rouge, falling into a gang during your disappearance briefly before joining up with the guild at Girl 2s request. Cynical and jaded, she's done nothing but seen the worst in people throughout her career, although she's limited her skills at robbery and con games to evil doers. She's become the stealth export of the three and she's kept herself trim, and has a nice butt to boot. Her first thought upon seeing you was one of disbelief, the girl thoroughly convinced that you've been dead for years. She beat out girl 1 to the reunion hug by but a single step, weeping and apologizing for all those times she never listened to you. After your arrival back home, you found that she's become quite the tomboy, frequently lounging around the house in tunics tunics two sizes too big and seemingly not caring about how "top heavy" she's become. Girl 1 also remarks, later on, how much happier Girl 3 has become, and how she never smiled before you got back.
She's also VERY flexible, have fun with that.

Unfortunately for you, the guild has deemed you unfit to serve, your imprisoning and gladiatorial pit fights leaving you almost crippled physically and mentally. They are giving you full retirement though and offering you an instructors position alongside the girls though.

Well Anons, hows the second round go after a brief trip to edgeville?

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>>13343034
>>13343078
>>13343106
>Cyclops
>Hellhound
>Lizardman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKUOB8MN4Kc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343106
>>13343140
>Well Anons, hows the second round go after a brief trip to edgeville?

They're all shit now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343106
>>13343140
I want my cheerful, chubby kitsune back. Maybe we can work on that in the time being. Otherwise I'm very satisfied with how the Ryu and Elf turned out. Voluptuous and commanding Ryu, and tomboy rogue Elf with nice ass are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343140
>>13343106
Well, at least tomboy moth with a decent chest is acceptable, the other two are quite a bit worse now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343034
>Chubby/Battle-hardened Kakuen
>Shy/Proud Mantis
>Troublemaker/Cynic Sea Bishop

Okay, wha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343154
>Not telling her she's cute and getting her to retire, giving her a couple kids until she's that chubby cheerful girl you remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343034
>Clingy chubby Goblin
Goblin, my favorite fantasy race. I'm going to end up spoiling her.
>Shy bookish Cheshire
A cute little nerdy cat that turns invisible when she's embarrassed. My heart won't last.
>Troublemaker Beelzebub
There is going to be a lot of yelling between us most likely. Even so I'll still love her.

>Goblin warrior not thinking she's cute.
FUCKING HUG HER UNTIL SHE KNOWS SHE'S WRONG
>Proud and commanding Cheshire that still loves being read to
Read the story of course, then tease her a little when she's acting proud to try and see the cute embarrassed little girl she used to be.
>Depressed Beelzebub
Hug and pet her while telling her that it's okay I'm not leaving again.

>Forced retirement
Well after being imprisoned for so long I'd sort of want to settle down and stay with my sisters. I just hope they don't run off on an adventure and something bad happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343160
Do you think I'm a terrible person? Of course I'm telling her I still think she's cute, then I get her to retire or at least take a different job within the guild and hit that Hathor milk. I'll have my HEALTHY cuddly kitsune back in not time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343034
>>13343078
>>13343106
>>13343140
>Easy Mode
Well, since you know me so well, I guess I'll go with the order you listed off.
Nightmare, Anubis, Dragon.

>Chubby, cheery, clingy, cuddly Nightmare Imouto
>Shy, inquisitive bookworm Anubis Imouto
>Kinda tsundere con-artist Dragon Imouto
They all sound adorable. I'd do my best to keep them happy and healthy, making sure the little orphan girls would never want for anything! Even if the Dragon goes around looting stuff anyway. She's a Dragon, can't really blame her for it.

>Trip through the wringer, recovered by All-Grown-Up little Orphan Sisters
>Nightmare loses her chub and gains it as muscle
>Can tank blows even from her sister
>Still a great cook.
Would reassure her she's as adorable as ever.
>Shy Anubis developed into prideful and harsh mage
>Tall and voluptuous
>Nice figure in a robe
>Cold, commanding presence, leads her sisters
I'd likely be utterly stunned, awestruck by her upon meeting again. And I would happily read to her, and pet her head while doing so.
>Cynical, jaded Dragon Rogue (with a nice butt)
>Busty but trim, with a liking of oversized tunics

Is it wrong that I'd want nothing more than to live cozily in the mansion that they've managed to build, cuddling to make up for all the time that I was taken from them? That's what I'd want to do, after apologizing for never being able to provide as well as they have for themselves, and telling them how proud I am of what they've accomplished.

I'd love nothing more than to retire and live the cozy life with this trio. And maybe some daughterus, if they so desired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343106
>>13343034

Well lets see.
>Chubby Barometz into muscled warrior
I am Ok and frightened about what a barometz would look like in a fight. It'd be a pinball game only with more death.

>Shy, book reading harpy into spell casting commander.
Yus. I would pat her head.

>Trouble maker mantis into depressed rouge
Ok, she is also getting cuddles.

Screw it, cuddles and babies for everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343178
>Last spoiler
What do you mean If?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343034
>soft wererabbit turned musclegirl
I want her softness back.

>Proud, Harsh Mandragora
Eh.

>Tomboy Girtablilu
The fuck was I thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341900
Thanks man, glad you enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343181
Well, I wouldn't want to assume...after seeing what wonderful women they grew up into, I definitely wouldn't be able to resist the desire, unless they really didn't want to.

Who's to say whether they'd want kids with their "Big Brother", who's physically and mentally wrecked from years in a brutal slave arena?

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>>13343200
Number 1 does for sure. Who's to say number two doesn't want to reward you for reading her stories despite the fact that she reads in seven languages and number three isn't trying to tempt you with all those stretches she's doing to "warm up"

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>>13343210
True. The first always expressed wanting to marry her big brother, the second I just want to cuddle all night long, petting her head while reading her her favorite stories, leading to who knows what, and the third can't be totally oblivious, going around wearing nothing but loose shirts that hang off a single shoulder all the time...

Daughterus. Daughterus and cuddles for the lot of 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

Now I'm not saying I would dick my adopted daughters/little sisters, but given my line-up I'm tempted, really tempted. It would have to come down to what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343222
That's the rule I run on (assuming I have no wife.) If she's willing and old enough then I'm ok with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342673
>Futafags already shitposting in the thread
Why can't we have nice things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343227
Well, in this case, they're only 5 years younger than you, and it's doubtful you would've had time for any other relationships, so...

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>>13343222
Nope. I don't care if she was the horniest Lilim in existence that had just spent a week in a convent. If it shares blood with me, I won't dick it. Would I try to help them once they start to develop? Probably, at least with what I could. But once things start to go in orifices, that's where I draw the line.

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>>13343227
I'm also real tempted to sit back, grow old, and ultimately die watching them take husbands of their own and start happy families of their own. There's something strangely alluring about raising a family of war orphans, while risking my life every day so I can provide for them and give them the best life possible. Only to ultimately retire, and sit back to contently watch the family I destroyed my body to for, eventually start families of their own and find the happiness I could never provide for them. Meanwhile I grow old and die a crippled man, the only meaning to my life being the meaning I gave my adopted family, and the only love I receive being the love of my adopted family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343244
He said adopted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343244
Did you not read the adopted part? He's clearly referring to the war orphan scenario posted just little earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343250
Your also only five years older than them, albiet in very bad condition by this point.
There is a certain charm to that though, there was a time traveling warrior/dragon pup one a couple months ago along those lines.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know, this is probably my favorite Random Trio scenario since the first one (That I recall at least).

Wouldn't mind trying to even make a story out of such a thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343253
>>13343255
>>13343244
>>13343222
>no blood relation

Casuals.

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>>13343222
I prefer not dicking the daughteru, adopted or not, but if she really wants it and she wants to be with me, I'm think I would end giving her the D.

What I don't like are the faggots who try to fuck their daughters before the girl makes any move.

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>>13343253
>>13343255
Ooohh. Yeah, anytime I see the words 'dick' and 'daughteru' together, I kind of zone out.

Still would say no. Even if there's no blood relation, there's a whole host of mental issues that doing that would just beg to have happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343265
>make the first move
>faggots

Ehehehe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343268
No problem, it's an understandable position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343278
>Forcing your daughteru to do something she doesn't want to
Yes, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Office lady Lich when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343268
Not to mention the host of mental issues you would have after ~10 years a slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343282
>forcing
>a MG
>to have sex
>forcing

Step it up Niisan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343283
I'm pretty sure I have that on my "List of shit I want to see".

Along with Dragon, Anubis, and Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343288
Anubisfucker pls. That list of yours is too fucking long already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343284
That just makes it all the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342854
>Reminder that at some point in your life you might end up re-visiting a place from your childhood and end up getting raped by a possessive moth woman.

T-Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343294
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340951
Heeelheeeimu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343283
Oh yes, that sounds good. Like that greentext with the Lich being the head of a business from a few weeks ago. That was nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342983
>spoiler
HYPE
We Shire now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342983
But trolling is against the rules!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343288
>>13343294
You have a problem with doges?
No bully pls.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a married monstergirl care for male friends? Would your waifu mind that you have female ones? Would you introduce your waifu to your buddies, or would you leave their companionship behind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343341
I was going to write some of them Trolls too but I guess not, if it IS against the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343355
By leave behind, I mean just spending all your time with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342983
Is the Hobbit finally going to write some hot Troll action?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340913
You made a wonderful Wurm, and a the very existence of a "Goulfuwoulfu" is a delight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343051
>deleted his tumblr
Nope, it's still up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a necromancer
>spend the day doing necromancer things; raising the dead, communing with dark spirits, washing the dishes
>disturbance in the force tells me something is intruding in mah swamp
>(yeah, I live in the swamp, where do you think necromancers live, on Sesame St?)
>go tell undead skellingtons to go and bring back whatever it was
>spooky skellingons break back a blue headed harpy
>aw shit, we're eating good tonight; no more turtle soup for me
>notice that theres an arrow in her wing
>and she's still breathing
>still alive? out of my area of jurisdiction
>nevertheless, put on her on the table and prepare some healing salve
>I'm not entirely heartless(I think I still had a Jar somewhere)
>pull the arrow out and apply the salve
>examining the arrow tells me that it's of high quality with swan feather fletching
>only Paladins used swan feathers
>aw shit
>sit down on my bone throne wait or her to wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343379
You have my attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343355
Loyalty is kind of a wyvern's thing, so I wouldn't be worried about her having male friends. Me having female friends might get awkward. I could see her making some sort of passive threat or getting 'clingy' if she felt threatened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343038
Better that than futacat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343379
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343379
>Necromancer
I probably like this already. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343385
I mean, I ask because of things like playing videogames all together. Going to the movies. Partying. Studying. Doing normal things with your buddies and MGs thrown in.

>inb4 6=-10 "normie" replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343403
Normie get out! x 6-10

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49901987

Wow this is pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343377
Awesome, that's really good to hear. I was a little worried it wouldn't fit in, because it was a kind of silly little bit which didn't really mesh with the rest of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343403
Unless it's a super clingy/yandere species or a demon that wants to milk you dry 6 times a day, it'd probably be like any relationship: everyone has their quirks, everyone has to have some space, and you just make it work.

The only thing that would probably be out would be some going to some sort of night club without her, or any form of strip club in a MG setting. that's just asking to get raped by some sleazy succubus.

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>>13343405
>six fingers

I am reminded if Shugurui. Kogan stood above other swordsmen because he had six fingers, among other factors. Six finger on each hand would make for more efficient fingering.

>YFW some birth defects and genetic conditions might make some people better a sex with MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343410
Wurms bring silliness with them wherever they go, of course they fit.
>>13343412
>Shigurui
Reading that was painful. All those injuries made me cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343412
All six fingers invokes to me is The Princess Bride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343408
That fucking face.

>>13343410
Silliness can always be a good thing. I thought it fit in there pretty well, but maybe that's because I don't know what you're planning for the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343412
It looks to me that male was drawn by another person altogether. Stands out way too much by it's quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343419
I'm reminded of some nutjob on youtube who told us that once there lived giants with six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343411
>going to a strip club with your wife

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

I just dislike the idea of not being able to shit talk with your friends because the wife is there. Or having her hand on your crotch every five seconds. Same with them, that'd be awkward as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343408
>Some kid doing doodles in his notebook during class.
>"Damn son, I'm fuckin pro. I know, I'll make a pixiv to show off my skillz."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343426
Well you gotta start somewhere, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343421
>I don't know what you're planning for the story.
Naw nothing major. Nothin' serious. I guess the conflict here is the ghoul's reluctance to leave the house, so this will end after I write in a metalmorphosis gig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343423
That sounds like the villains of the first two arcs of The Runaways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343424
>I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I can tell you right now that it happens more than you might think, but only with sleazy guys dating skanks.

Being a stripclub bouncer sucks balls. The patrons are all annoying as fuck and you almost never get to look at the boobies.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to punch a Hellhound in the nose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343414
>cringe

All I felt was rage. That asshole Tadanaga. That ending.

It's even worse if you read the LN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343431
Giants that grew up to be 36 feet tall, born from sex between fallen angels and human bitches, called Nephilim.
Hey, Nephilim Girls when?
>>13343437
Irako did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343436
I want to play with a chubby Hellhound's belly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343436
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343295
Remember, you're literally traumatized at that point. Having sex with your adopted daughteru would be more like her taking advantage of you. After 10 years you'd be so broken that you wouldn't function in society at all. They'd need to carefully reacquaint you to home life, and move you away from the part in your life where you just tried to kill people and avoid being killed.
Every day.
For ten years.

You'd probably be jumpy and nervous even around them, all your days strung up on an adrenalin high and never without a weapon on you unless your daughters take it from you. You're getting older and more tired and yet every day you feel that worry that eventually it will catch up to you, that you're still in the arena and one day you will be caught off guard and you will die.

You won't be able to trust your daughters for the first few months, the thought that it's all some trick for the spectators amusement always hovering on the edge of your mind.

And you still wouldn't trust them when they pulled you back to your normal life, expecting you to just mesh in like nothing has changed when you still have to sleep every night with a knife underneath your pillow in case something jumps you again. They'll express frustration and anger at your inability to fit in at first, then sadness at you being so changed from the adoptive father they remember so clearly. He was a strong man, not this broken paranoid wreck of a warrior. And then acceptance. Their father is gone, and his corpse lurks among them, reminding them of their failure.

Eventually, when your first daughter seduces you, you'd feel nothing but guilt for burdening her with someone like you. And she feels guilt for taking advantage of you, because she always loved you and only now is able to overcome her cowardice when it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343445
Because Hellhounds are bad dogs!

Werewolves are not only more comfy but less of a jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343439
>Hey, Nephilim Girls when?
FemSader is my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343408
I dunno, it's obviously done by an amatuer but there's nothing 'bad' about it. Lack of skill, sure, but I wouldn't say it's a bad image.

Everyone has to start somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343450
I want to bully an adorable Pug Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343439
>Irako did nothing wrong

I kind of agree with you, he fucked up when he touched Kogan's woman. And killed his mom, from then on he was garbage.

He was doing what samurai do, trying to climb higher, but he just fucked it all up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343454
It's fine for somebody learning to draw but it shouldn't be on pixiv. Posting it publicly makes it fair game for ridicule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343459

God damn it Loen. My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343436
Rude. No bully pls.
>>13343444
Rub that belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343464
Why shouldn't it be? Are only the greatest artists allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343457
Don't bully the Dog girls.

They just want you love and hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343459
Oh hell yes. You do listen to us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343459
>That missing tooth
I can hear her voice in my head and it's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343432
That's unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343459
Cute.

>>13343472
Glad I'm not the only one who heard her voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343470
I want to kiss her brown, frowny, pertually about to cry face all over while flipping her floppy ears back and forth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343447
Well, that's definitely the most depressing route to go...

Personally, I prefer to err on a more optimistic side of things. That reuniting with these girls you helped raised, different and yet the same, would do wonders to heal and reacclimate you to a peaceful life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343468
I want to rub a pudgy hellhounds belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343459
Nice.
Shouldn't Loen be doing the last two requests he took like two months ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343379

>woken up by the sound hellish screaming
>pull up my hood to reveal now awake harpy crying/wailing her head off as two skellingtons attempt to calm her down
>spooky skellingtons are doing a shit-terrible job at it
>pull the skeletons off her and as her if she's down yelling
>she looks up at me with her big harpy eyes for a movement before she starts crying even louder, with rivers of tears running down her face
>whoops, forgot about mah bone mask
>look around for anything to clam her down with
>find leftover bowl of turtle soup
>take a spoonful and shove it in her mouth
>good yah?
>she looks at me for a moment before blinking and swallowing
>start feeding her more turtle soup, which seems to calm her down more and more
>finished, I ask her what happened to her
>"I was flying and a bunch of humans in shiny metal started shooting these things that really hurt at me..."
>Hmmm
>I suppose that Human-monster girl war was still going on then
>not my problem
>I let her rest for awhile before sending her out of mah swamp
>"Thanks Mr. Spookyman! I'll tell all my friends that a nice man lives in the swamp!"
>yell at her my name isn't Spoo-
>wait, tell everyone about what now?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play keep-away with a zombie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343468
Hellhounds are the dumbest monster girl.

I bet if you put one into a school it wouldn't get past Kindergarten!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343480
Ten. Years. That's probably as long as you've been an active agent in the world, and again that as a slave.
You'd heal eventually and return your family to happiness, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343482
Don't rush the man. I'm sure he'll get to it eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343493
I'm not rushing. I just hope he hasn't forgot about them is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343484
>Telling everybody about you

Oh crap. ZAP HER!

This better not be some Shrek shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, g'night everyone, bee good and don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343444
>>13343481
It's not fat, it's muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343498
It's not like they'll come at you with torches and pitchforks.
>>13343500
>bee
OH GOD NOT THE BEES! THE BEES! OH GOD THEY'RE PULLING DOWN MY PANTS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343504
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343486
It's true, they are not the smartest dog.
Doesn't mean they are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343506
That's gotta sting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343436

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343511
Buzz off, honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343512
Based Loen
We missed you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343514
Oh beehave, you aren't queen be around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343506
>"I'm a bee. I'm a bee~."
>"I'mma be, I'mma be~."
>"I'mma be living that lewd life~"
>"I'mma bee living that lewd life~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343512
The best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343512
We love you Loen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343512
Worth it.

Hopefully I can ask a Lich to get me a new nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343504
Keep telling yourself that, tubby.
Alex and Eris is never going to be continued, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343512
We thought you abandoned us forever, never to return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343512
Loen, you're wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342797

>Going back years ago to when you first masturbated for the first time ever.
>In the middle of it, an innumerable amount of hands come out of nowhere.
>Some hold you in place while the rest stroke you.
>When you come a head materializes to clean it up.

That would be both terrifying and arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343512
I love you. I missed you Loen. Only as much homo as you're comfortable with.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder which MG it would feel the best to rub my cheek against the tail of?

Even in general. Snake tails? Wolf tails? Cat tails? Tail feathers? Horse tails?

Matter of preference I'm sure, but personally, I want to nuzzle an Anubis' tail most of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343524
>Tubby hellhound whose self-conscious about her weight.
>Give her belly rubs just so she can be very aware of her pudge
>She vehemently denies that she likes it while her tail goes maximum overwag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343534
Kitsune
Or Kumiho

There's a reason we talk about Fluffy Tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343512
Time to put down a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343534
I say tanuki because that tail just looks really poofy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343534
>I want to nuzzle an Anubis' tail most of all.
I bet you would.

Gonna go with the classics, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343544
And that reason is autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343484

>some time later
>harpy and three of her other harpy friends are "visiting"
>have been here for days
>have to make dinner for them
>they've already eaten all squirrel kebabs, and were running low on turtle stew
>skelingtons are attending them 24/7
>supposed to be my servants, gods damn it
>all of a sudden the harpies, with spoonfuls of turtle soup bolt out of my home
>immediately know why
>knight comes walking up in mah swamp, sword at the ready
>trying his best to look stoic even with his muddy armor; looks like he's tripped and fallen over several times
>"Foul Necromancer! Granting refuge to the servants of the Demon Queen warrents death! Prepare yourself!"
>fool; I am death
>Raise some undead skellingtons to fight him
>he starts trying to slash them away, but every time they fall apart I raise them again
>fool dosnt know to ignore the adds and just attack the boss
>notice the harpies are perched nearby watching the "battle", gnawing on my wooden spoons
>eventually the knight gets too tired to even lift his sword and collapses to his knees
>have the skellingtons escort him out of mah swamp
>dishonor in defeat is just as effective as death for knights
>harpies start clapping and cheer
>pull my hood foward
>get back inside, the turtle soup is getting cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343522

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343540
The sad part is she didn't realize she was tubby until he started rubbing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343565
god dammit

[Anonymous No.]

Stop beehaving like idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343572
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343565
Bless you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343565
Why you gotta be a bully?

I just want to give a bad dog her just desserts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343565
Foolish lich. He has only become more powerful now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343576
There was a bunch of bee puns going on earlier. I think he forgot to add the post number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343579

you want to treat a hellhound to some ice cream or something? That's pretty nice of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343565
>Now 300% more popular mustache rides

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343565
Nooo...

Might make him popular though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343586
>Hellpup tried to lick ice cream
>It melts
>She cries
>Hellhound beats Anon up again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343586
No anon, I'm going to treat her exactly like how she treats her victims.

I'll need a lot of squeaky toys though Maybe some kibble and bits too.

[Anonymous No.]

I just came back from taking part in the democratic process, so here's something topical: would Monster Girls vote, or would they just not give a fuck? Would they run for office?
>Vote Anubis! She knows what the workers really want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343512
>>13343565
>'BULLY NOT SO TOUGH AFTER BEING MOLESTED'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343565
Hey Dickface, what's your problem? You can now bang two girls at once!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343599
>She knows what the workers really want!

No she doesn't, all they know is how to give someone the minimal amount of time off so they don't get sued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343570
>You like being tubby, yes you do!
>"S-stop it! I am not tubby!"
>Who has a jiggly belly, who has a jiggly belly.
>"I-I d-d-don't have a jiggly belly!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343565
Can't stop the bully train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343599
Anubis gets my vote.
Every time, all the time.

Reminds me there's a vote in my area in like, a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343605
Ah, a common mistake. You see, silly peasant, workers yearn to be whipped and controlled! Hard manual labor with plenty of lashes to go around are guaranteed if you vote for Anubis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343595
I do not tolerate that kind of tsundere shenanigans in my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343599
Depends on the species I'd think. Anubis, Tanuki, Dragons, Pharoah, Wight, etc would all try to get into office. Lilim just want to fuck their husbands, they'd be rich retired citizens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343595
>Hellpup tries to eat ice cream again
>It melts once more
>This time it leaks all over a Wyvern's backpack
>they both cry
>Anon/Jimmy gets bullied by the Hellpup while the Wyvern begins bawling her eyes out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343599
Coming from a feudal world, most would probably think letting uneducated peasants dictate policy is fucking retarded.

>Well our peasants are literate and schooling is provided free of charge to citizens
>Are you mad? Why do you want smart peasants? Do you wan to be overthrown?
>About that, our leaders are chosen too and rotate on a regular basis.
>No wonder you fuckwits can't get anything done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343614
Anyone named Jimmy deserves to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343611
I want to be whipped by an Anubis. In the privacy of our bedroom.

>>13343613
Don't forget Apophis.
She'll be damned if she lets people make the mistake of voting for a shitty Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343599
Of all the ships I had to be assigned to...

I thought I'd seen the last of our Anubis star fleet captain after the academy.

Well, at least we've been stationed in the Zipangu system, I hear the hot spring resorts are a great place to take leave. Maybe I'll ask that short-stack Mouse Girl in engineering if she wants to come with me...

[Anonymous No.]

Pick one.

1. Dark Elf and a carrot
2. Dark Elf and a candle
3. Dark Elf and a flashlight
4. Dark Elf and a deodorant bottle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343618
>Anyone named Timmy deserves to be bullied
FIFY
That boy is going to be bullied a new one while Dark Elf and P'Ork aren't looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343617
>"Well fuck you too bitch"

>>13343622
I refuse and instead pick option 5, tell Alp to fuck off.

I hate you so goddamn much you Finnish faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343622
How about you roll a d4 and think for yourself Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343607
I think we're talking about two different Hellhounds, Anon. I don't remember that from the greentext I was referencing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343610
Would you replace an Anubis's day planner with an identical one with all the entries being 'Wan Wan!', 'Paw rub time', and 'Present fluffy tail'?

>>13343619
Apophis only get the lamia vote though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343622
4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343627
>>13343628
But I just made a big decision in the election! There's a limited number of willpower someone like me has!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343639
>Not rolling a real physical d4
>Not letting fate decide

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343639
Are you the same faggot that posted the Anubis?

God damn I hate your very soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343630
>Tubby hellhound
>belly rubs
>denying she's tubby
No thats it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343643
Why tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343630
>>13343644
Isn't she supposed to be chubby because shes pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343636
Just like how Anubis would get the Wolf Family vote, and Dragons would get the Drake and Lizard family votes.
She's still got a good chance I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343621
>Anubis in Space
Due to the content of this post, I feel obligated to mention my penultimate dream of working together with an Anubis Mechanic in the Engineering Section of a starship. Closely. Intimately. Shoulder-to-Shoulder.

>Hot Spring Resort "Shore" leave
That does sound magnificent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343648
Shut up Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Last for today

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343652
Fair enough.

How do you get a Wurm to vote?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343622
Candy Carrot.

Might as well keep up the food theme?

Alternatively, candle. It's in her blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343654
Don't close off your heart from me, anon. I can see you're in pain. Let me help you.
>>13343657
You're too good for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343657
Adorable.
Thanks man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343649
She was chubby from the start, she only got pregnant later in the story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343599
>Man turns Alp just so she can get an opportunity to actually run the city properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343657
Bless you Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343657
Loen. You are my hero.

Also thank you for the earlier Anubis in Waterwings and Nightmare in a winter coat.
Totally made my ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343658
Wurms would be disillusioned by politicians not keeping their promises about Mandatory Nappy-time or Ice Cream Day and they would proceed to dismantle the system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343658
Tell her that if she does, you'll bake her that funfetti cake for being such a responsible woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343657
Now you leave, never to be seen again.

No seriously you should. this place fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343663
I'd vote for her. Knows just what the male voters want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343657
I'll get her a nice, hot churro instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343636
>Would you replace an Anubis' day planner...?
Yes. Best method of lovingly bullying them, as I say whenever such a subject comes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343671
TINY MINISKIRTS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343657
Neat.
You will get to those last two requests soon, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343676
Tiny miniskirts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343653
Yes the Zipangu star system is great for shore leave.

A lot of slutty Kakuens claiming to be able to 'love you long time'. The best sushi in the galaxy, all the sake you can drink. And Kitsunes in kimonos in some very lewd brothels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343660
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

strongfat werewolf in girly clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343682
I hear if you want a real wild night you should ask for 'Kumi' at those brothels. Every one has a Kumi for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343653
You're one of my favorite people here.
>>13343685
Why do you hate so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343660
That's too gay, even for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343673
>Who is this Anon and why is my day full of cuddles with him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343562

>harpy and her friends are playing in the swamp today
>skellingtons are clearing off the table while I try to transcribe one of my tomes
>suddenly feel a familiar dark force pop into existence near me
>look behind to find a damned succubus looking down at me
>well she might have been a succubus, but she was roiling with dark energies
>sexual energies
>"Ara ara, so this is the famous Necromancer the has secluded himself away from the world."
>tell my skellingtons to take a smoke break outside
>the succubus hops down from the window and struts around, boobs nearly falling out of her black leather straps and legs going all the way up
>"I had heard that necromancers were soulless heretics...but I didnt think you'd be so..."
>she looked at the stacked empty bowls of turtle soup and scattered loose feathers on the floor
>"So friendly..."
>Oh get to the point already
>She suddenly stepped forward, pressing her breasts against my robe as her fingers began to rub against my leg
>"We could give you what you what you so dearly desire. Power. Riches. All your earthly concerns can be washed away...."
>she began to cup my balls and fondle them gently between her fingers
>"Even concerns of the flesh...." she said seductively into my ear
>...
>ha
>HAHAHA
>If I was concerned about matters of the flesh, I wouldn't be in this job right
>The succubus's eyes seem to peer through me as she suddenly lets go and turns away
>demonic wings sprout from her back as she leaps up and prepares to fly away
>"Well no matter then. I'm sure you'll be dragged into this war one way...other another."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343688
>strongfat

Like a powerlifter? No thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343682
And now I'm just thinking of going ashore with an Anubis, and helping her pick out a lovely kimono.

>>13343690
T-Thanks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343693
Lashing out won't cure your wounds. Your heart only aches more with every mean word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343694
This is the equivalent of rape for an Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343688
>strongfat
Not sure if want.
Strongfit is entirely different though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343689
I'm on to you, you whiskered temptress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343700
>T-Thanks...
No, seriously, you have a wonderful dream. Only a good person would want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343562
>I am death

Nice touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343688
>"S-shut up!"
>"I'm only wearing these clothes because I have nothing else to wear!"
>"I didn't say you couldn't look"

How hard would her tail be wagging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343703
>Strong enough to protect your smile
>Soft enough to cuddle.

>>13343710
Hard enough that you could hear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343710
So hard it would be shaking her ass and hips and making her shift her weight from one foot to the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343707
Well, thank you anon.

I'm sure you've got a cool dream you aspire to as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343699
Nah, that's swole. Strongfat is chubby with a lot of muscle underneath, like an NFL lineman. Not really my thing either, but to each his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343701
Yeah, I'm not him, just commenting that you're being too alpy today.

Not that I like you either.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of monster girls would take part in a high school cooking class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343716
Not really, no. Just want to be your average Dragonslut. Nothing noble or exotic like traversing the stars.
>>13343718
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343720
In a group of four, a Wight, an Oomukade, a Charybdis and a P'Orc.
The Wight thinks it'd be quaint, the Oomukade and the Charybdis think they'll be able to snatch hubbies if they're good cooks and the P'Orc is there for the food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343720
Any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343720
All the not shit ones.

>wife that won't cook for her husband

Heresy most foul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343720
Kraken, Apophis (potion practice), Holst, Sheep, Elf, anything with low self-confidence that needs extra help catching a man, Ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343722
Well, Dragonslut is good too.

Also just realized I misspoke earlier.
Anubi partner in space is my ultimate dream.
Penultimate, secondary, would be a Dragon's Treasured Butler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343715
>Audible "fwump fwump fwump" noise as her great tail wags.
>blushing, as her weight shifts from one foot to the other.
>Hips and rear are moving slightly from it.
>All packed on a girl who could bench press a car.

My heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343731
See, you and me, we've got more in common than you think. Scary, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343713
I would rather she be soft thanks to the girly clothes she totally doesn't like to wear or anything.
If I wanted chubby I would go for sexy chubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343732
>Werewolf
>Bench pressing a car
Anon let's be reasonable. A Werewolf wouldn't be able to do that even if she drank steroid milkshakes for years.
And Oni on the other hand could do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343736
Little bit anon.
Little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343705
Whatever are you talking about? Don't like lovebites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343720
>Kunoichi & Shirohebi - both who plan to learn how to be good wives
>Apophis - who wants to learn how to cook for her future husband while also secretly learning when to administer the sleeping pills in each dish
>Wurm - so she can practice making chocolates for Valentine's Day
>Jinko - because she wants to learn how to make her meats taste even better than eating them raw
>Will-O-Wisp - She thinks if she can cook, she can outdo all of these whores in her class in the war that is love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343742
Two little Alps, sitting in a tree~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343726
I think I could only bond with the P'Orc.

Wight would either ignore or constantly talk shit about me, I hate bugs so Oomukade is right out and Charybdis is a shit so she's out too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343750
Wow, you're awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343731
>Anubi partner in space is my ultimate dream.
>Wanting to travel the stars in her home-made rickety tub
>It's so small that she has to sit in your lap to drive it while you work the engineering
>The quarters are so small you have to spoon all the time when you sleep
>No room for conventional sex you have to do seated sex in the cockpit or cuddlefucks in the bed
>Every now and then you get all hot and bothered from her tail and hair all up in your face and pop a boner during operation
>She teases you by shifting her weight just enough to barely hotdog you and orgasm denies you the whole rest of the trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343731
You know, we talk about this a lot, dragon sluts and the like, but I imagine a dragon would want a strong alpha type guy for a husband.

It seems to me the only strong, dominant monster girls who would actually want a sub husband would be amazons, going by the profiles at least. Maybe the really sadistic ones like manticore too.

Not trying to say you can't have it or insulting anyone's preferences or anything, it just seems like an odd pairing to me - especially odd for being so common lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343745
Just don't bite too hard.
And NOT near the waist, dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343753
>a dragon would want a strong alpha type
Let me dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343746
>>13343730
>Every two or so weeks, the Apophis gets sent to the principal's office for getting caught sneaking sleeping pills into the food she makes
>She doesn't stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343751
I know.

It's why I've accepted the fact I wouldn't get a monster wife if they suddenly existed.

If they every pop up out of nowhere I'm stealing so much shit while everyone's being raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343753
In MGE maybe.
Not everyone dreams about MGE Dragons or serving them though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343741
>Strongfat oni
>Walks around in a sports bra and spats.
>takes you lifting with her so she can show off and teach you to lift.
>Also because she takes you to the "couples showers"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343753
Ushi-Oni, Kraken, Jabberwock, Hellhound, and Sandworm, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343753
>I imagine a dragon would want a strong alpha type guy for a husband.
Nah, they can have different tastes in men.
The difference is they won't settle for anything but the best of whatever (or whoever) they're looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343689
>"Ensign Anon! Where is your liver?!"
"I... There was this girl and she..."
>Your Anubis captain lets out a sigh.
>"Go to the medbay, ask the doctor to give you a synthetic one. I hope you've learned your lesson."
>>13343720
P'Orc would become really popular with the guys all of a sudden when she breaks out the P'Orc-style BBQ recipes she learned from her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343763
This is why liking the common ones like were-cats is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343753
Leaving aside the whole individual taste thing, I could see a lot of Dragons liking an accountant or numismatic type to count or display their treasures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343771
Ensign Anon did ask for the deluxe treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343771
>BBQ ribs

I'm only eating that if I can make some Bratkartoffeln with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343767
My Stag Beetle Girl waifu says I'm not allowed to 'mire other Monster Girls at the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343769
Dragon wants what Dragon wants, and ain't nobody gonna tell her no different!
If you please, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343752
...yeah, I'm gonna screencap that in a bit, because that sounds quite like perfection.
And as time goes by, we'd build up a better and better ship, doing odd jobs across the cosmos for parts and money. And yet no matter how big the ship got, we'd still stick as close as we had in the little rickety tub.

>>13343753
As others have already said, there's a lot to be said for personal preference. While yes, I'm sure there are plenty of Dragons out there who wouldn't settle for any less than a Dragoon capable of beating them in single combat (And plenty of Undead Dragons born from such women who never meet such a man), there'd be others who instead want a cute guy who adores them to be the crown jewel of their treasure horde.

>>13343774
This prospect amuses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343779
Well, she may just need to work very hard at making sure that the superior product is next to you.

>>13343779
Not him but I'd 90% of MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343789
YOU FUCKED UP MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.]

What about a neet loli dragon and her combat butler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343794
So Hayate but with a Dragon loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343792
About what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343794
I can't believe that fucking manga is still ongoing.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a while since this was posted, I think. I can delete it if people don't want it around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343797
Check your replies anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343794
>NEET Loli Dragon
>Combat Butler
I would read the shit out of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343797
you quoted the same post twice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343800

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343803
Would she want her Combat Butler in a skimpy outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343800
Eh, leave it be. /jp/ has been pretty quick the last few days so we're fine on images as long as nobody starts spamming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343806
So you were here, HyperDragonSlut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343805

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343805
I want to work for an Anubis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343740
>>13343713
Just how strongfat are we talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343812
I've been here for a while now you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343806
She's not a perverted loli. She's a chuuni loli.

As such, she wants him in a cool combat suit. Like Walter or Valkenhayn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343794
A loli jinko, genki holst, the apophis , and the wurmom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343820
>Like Walter
She wants a dirty traitor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343817
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343817
It's hard to tell if you're not going on about being the sluttiest butler around for your mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343816
That's the perfect amount of strongfat

>>13343806
Probably but you gotta be pretty badass to be her butler, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343786
>that sounds quite like perfection
Wow, you're really gay for me, Anubisfucker. Too bad I'm not really into sci-fi so I'm probably not gonna write a story about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343824
I got that already. Chill, man.
>>13343825
Well if it helps in keeping track of me, I'm also that one Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343823
Lies and slander. He was betrayed anyone.

Everything he did was just to get the chance to fight Alucard. Nothing more. Nothing less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343821
So you see my Hayate no Gotoku and raise me a Toradora is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343831
That sure makes all the dead Londoners feel better, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343830
Oh god.
You're Alp? I don't want Junko around such a filthy and vile creature such as you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343826
Excellent, because I'm perfectly fine with this amount of jiggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343836
Let's see you do something about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343828
If you're Trachyon-senpai then probably.

>Spoiler
Unfortunate. Oh well, I'll make due with the fantasy, and maybe someday, write it myself.
After Dragoons.
And that Kumiho thing I promised someone...
And maybe that Triple-Surprise thing from earlier.
And then there's...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343840
How many Kumiho stories have ACTUALLY been written? I've seen 5 be written but I can't remember a single one with the Kumiho as a focus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343830
>Alp was Apron-kun all along
Shock and surprise!

No, for real, I am actually a tad surprise.
Though if I might go all Creeper-kun for a second here, I did get a similar sort of "Vibe" from their posts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343834
Well, them and all the Hellsing Mooks the Valentines slaughtered.

Collateral damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343840
I've got that space opera in my backlog, so I could try working that idea into it, and get it written around 2022-23.
>>13343850
>Apron-kun
Okay I've NEVER been called that before. Maybe you are confusing me with some other Dragonslut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343840
>Kumiho thing
Explain further. Still want dragoons more though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343838
It's hard to take you seriously when you act tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343802
>>13343804
Oh, well look at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343862
It's hard to take YOU seriously when you, uhh, make empty threats! Yeah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343862
He's bigger than you in real lie you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343816
>>13343837
That is an acceptable amount.
I can always go higher or lower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343859
So wait, you're not Apron-Kun? I'm still not sure if Junko is safe around you, you bad influence.

>>13343867
With the internet barrier between us all I can make are empty threats.

>>13343869
Last I checked he wasn't taller than 6'6".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343869
>bigger
Maybe in bulk, but probably not height-wise though.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw even if monsters were real, none of them would want you anyway for being old and busted

How do I cope with this feel, /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343882
>old and busted
How do you cope with your dead WW2 buddies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343876
I am most likely not Apron-kun, and I don't know who that is. I am would still dress up like all the manservants from Starless if a Dragon mistress was pleased by this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343886
Not that old, but probably via drinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343882
You can get a bapho. That's their fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343882
Don't worry anon. A nice wisp will take you in once you kick the bucket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343859
>2022-23
Geez by that time I could meet a girl in college who against all odds likes MGs and be planning our first spaceship together. I'd still read it.

And I guess we got confused, since there's one Dragonslut who always brings up wanting to wear skimpy clothes (Particularly a naked apron) for his Dragon Mistress, thus "Apron-kun". Since you brought up wearing skimpy clothes for a Dragon Mistress, we naturally assumed you were him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343869
Big whoop. A 6'6 wuss is still a wuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343882
There's probably a monstergirl out there who's into healing, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343887
You sound just like him though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343882
Find your nearest fruit bearing troll/gnome and eat every prisoner fruit she has*, prisoner fruits are known to make men apparently look really good and magically burn off everything that looks busted.

*in the event you cannot find any prisoner fruits from trolls or gnomes, ask your local tanuki merchant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343882
>Not going for an older anubis who's fur has started going grey
>Not going for a lamia who is the Chrismastest of cakes.
>Not being Onii-chan to any sabbath member.
You can find one, or else they'd find you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343887
>I am would
I am the type who would*
>>13343891
Ah, I see. Well I certainly consider this Apron-kun to be a man of good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343861
Was talking with somebody and in a sort of write-trade agreement, he asked me to do something involving a Kumiho. I thought it sounded like fun, so why not?

Don't really have much of an idea yet though. Just that it'll be a contemporary setting. With liver. Probably play up fear boner angles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343892
Is Alp that tall? I remember Chowder being that height, but not Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343901
No, I have no idea where people keep pulling these things from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343882
How old is old and busted?

>>13343896
>Not going for an older anubis who's fur has started going grey
I'd go for her anyways, though a respectable woman like her isn't going to want a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343901
Some of these goobers sure talk a lot about themselves. Sounds like a good way to get internet detectived by some of the autists around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343896
How would a monstergirl react to finding out that you're an amputee?
Either by accidentally breaking your prosthetic, or by you taking it off to freak her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343903
Anon, you are the male CC to them.
You will find one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343889
>>13343893
>>13343896
Thanks, anons.

>>13343890
T-thanks?

>>13343903
Not that old, I suppose, but 37 is a bit too old to still be on 4chan thinking about monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343909
Doting mode initiated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343902
So you, Alp, are not that tall and yet you try and act intimidating to someone who can actually see what's on top of his fridge without standing on his tip toes?
At least you have a better chance with snuggling with a tall MG

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon will STOMP out crime!

Vote Dragon


(this simple message is for Wurms)

[Anonymous No.]

The worst thing you've ever done is now happening to your favorite monster girl.

How bad do you feel?

I already felt horrible for sneezing blood on someone before

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343912
Yay, I'm not the oldest piece of shit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343909
Probably ask how it happened and try to give you a hug.
Trashy, limb based pickup lines are optional

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343910
CC doesn't mean awkward wizard who doesn't know how to do anything requiring a modicum of social know-how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343882

>Be a poor, overweight, unemployed, unmotivated, depressed slob.

I can already hear the Kikimoras charging towards me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343920
Oomukade, be awkward together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343917
>Freezing a large ziplock bag full of water and launching it out of a large ass slingshot
Good thing she's a Dragon and can brush it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343914
Height doesn't make someone strong. Bulk makes someone strong. My lower center of gravity and massive stronkness make me a vastly superior combatant, and my beard gives me the Dwarfbro aesthetic that adds a +5 chance to fisticuffs leading to friendship. Come at me, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343922
How do two awkward people meet and get through their awkwardness long enough to chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343913
>>13343919
Imagine how individual monstergirls would react though.
Like for example a Wurm.
Or hell, even the Smug squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343920
Some girls are into the awkward neet type. Just need to stumble across one or step outside just often enough for someone to notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343917
>skipping school for a week to play WoW
Huh. Well, I guess this will be the final straw that finally let's her know she's lost control of her life and gets her to quit it?
>>13343928
>Wurm breaks prosthetic leg
>"AAAAAAGGGHHH! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!"
>burrows to Mexico to escape the fuzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343912
Perhaps you can find a mature MG who wants to have a family, perhaps one who has a small business or some sort of endeavor , you might even get lucky and find one that can extend your life so you both may live a long happy life with the grandkids you shall eventually have with her.

Or perhaps one of those daddy's girls that love older , mature men? who knows,...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343926
Being fat doesn't make you strong either.

Although I bet it'd be hilarious to watch a fight between a short fatblob and a tall twig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343928
>Smug squad suddenly very apologetic for saying he ran like a gimp
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343926
>strong
Last guy I got into a fight with was fairly strong too.
He couldn't punch properly though and went down very easily.
I stack boxes all night and chew ibuprofen like candy. I fucking dare you to try and deck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343928
>Wurm
>Wow, I didn't know you could take your limbs off!

>>13343927
A lot of mumbling before she spitsout that she wants to ride you like a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343928
>Smug Squad.

They wouldn't give two shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343936
W-well I did karate as a kid! For like two months! So yeah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343932
Now I have this bad visual of mid life crisis MGs with fancy sportcars and some young boitoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343940
>Karate
The fighting style were you're fucked if your opponent so much as grabs one of your limbs and begins punching you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343944
I wouldn't know, I was like 9 and didn't stick with it. I don't fight people, that's stupid. Let's just be friends and get along! That way everybody is happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343943
>bad visual
That sounds nice to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343939
But anon, imagine the sadness in their faces. Imagine the potential.
>Cheshire Cat using her power to appear in your room at random to comfort you.
>Manticore stops taunting you during sex and starts encouraging you instead.
>Hellhound gets defensive and holds you close while demanding to know "Who did this to you?"
>Kakuen getting emotional and wrapping you in a combination hug/leg-lock

[Anonymous No.]

How much damage could a hardier monster girl do with her breasts? Just smacking something with their wonderful melons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343949
>friends
We were already friends, you fucking hobbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343952
you aren't her boitoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343958
Then why you picking a fight with me, Mr. Basketball Player?
>>13343960
Well a man can still be happy for others!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343957
Breast K.O. is a rite of passage in the Holst regions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343936
Youngest and smallest of 4 brothers. Fist fights all the time. Played in little league and got really into sport as I grew, keeping active and fit.

6'4, 266 lbs. Brothers are 6'6, 6'6 and '6'8, respectively,

You don't scare me faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343963
>Mr. Basketball Player
Don't fucking joke about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343882
>Implying
I'm fresh outta college. Cougars and normal MGs alike will be all over me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343965
>"Why is Frank passed out?"

>"Oh, he got Bewb KOed again"

>"I tell you , you gotta be careful around them Holsts!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343965
And now I've got this mental image of a holst quickly turning around and accidentally knocking her husband out with her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343917
>Bullying an Apophis by calling her a retard and a failure
It was at that moment that I realized I don't deserve love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343965
Sounds like an interesting event to watch.

>>13343976
What about cougar girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343973
Yeah, being into sports and fighting with your siblings doesn't mean you're good at fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343974
Okay? I think I'll just moo outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343982
That is bewb K.O.

Welcome to Holst territory boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343987
Okay buddy, whatevs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343976
Congratulations?
I don't think that post had anything to do with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343988
Don't think this is finnished.

So update when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343991
I...oh...
>How do *I* cope
I didn't read the fine print.
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343997
Depends. Update to what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344000
Your stories.
B-Baka...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to turn dainty fairy royalty into my cock's loving wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344006
Depends. Which stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344010
All.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344013
Okay, let's see here...
P'Orc stuff: Never.
Philosowurm: probably never.
Sea Slime: don't know, not in the mood.
Vertex: probably next week.
Valley of the Dragonette 3: next month.
Wurm Wrangler 0069: when Hell freezes over the next time.
Night Terrors: don't know, not in the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344027
Oh, and Waters of Prosperity: probably never, because nobody actually cares.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you live on Monster(girl) island to be with your waifu?
Would you cheer her own as she fought off other monsters who wanted you for themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344027
>>13344029
>Those nevers
Alp you need to get back to working on those. There's got to be someone who reads them and cares.
People somehow care about my crap, so there should be 3 fold who care about your stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Fox time?
Dragon time?
or
Elf time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344034
Is this a trick question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344031
No.
>>13344034
>pretty blonde
>that beauty mark
>that cleavage
Oh hello Miss Substitute Teacher!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344034
Slime time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342673
She must be a master at doing squats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344030
What about dealing with her adopted daughteru(s)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344038
>No.
No, yes. There ain't no getting of this train we're on, Alpie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344044
Now that'd be just fine.
>>13344046
You say so, and yet I've quit plenty of stories before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344047
You've got to stop being such a quitting bustah. You're such a bustah that you're a mega bustah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344057
Ryder go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344059
I'll go to bed once the liquor kicks in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343859
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13074191/#13084036
Was this you, Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344030
>You will never watch as your waifu gets the shit beat out of her by a stronger monster girl
>Giving her a "You Suck Because of X and Y Reasons" speech while doing so
>And questioning why anyone would fall for her when she's clearly the better woman
>You will never step in and protect her, even if for only a brief moment
>This small moment will never fuel the willpower inside her and give her the strength she needs to take down her opponent to help the two of you escape

I know it's chuuni shit, but it's good chuuni shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Having read the Monster Girl City College Panty Raid Guide, I noticed there are a lot of MG factions that will provide assistance in the raids (Pharaohs on Apophis raids, Giant Ants on Ant Arachne raids).

It's almost as though the male students were mercenaries or shadowrunners, hired by the MGs to humiliate their adversaries by the literal airing of dirty laundry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344074
No.

[Anonymous No.]

For you dragon lovers

from the fox fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344078
You speak too much, sir. You must be careful when talking of these things, there's Girtablilu snipers watchi-

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344084
You're a good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344086
Snipers? Watching what? What are you talki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344086
>>13344091
Wow, this is like that old spooky story about Candlejane kidnapping anyone who says her na

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344084
I wonder if the dragon lovers would like seeing their waifu in a skimpy bikini in their huge driveway washing their brand new tank with her chest and body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344099
I would be confused and aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344084
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344086
>Girtablilu
Girtablilu deepthroat impregnation when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344099
I would be more interested in the tank, then again I prefer vixens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344099
>Monster Girl Bikini Carwashes
This is a route of inquiry that really needs greater investigation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344030
I would. Only the top tier could really fight her, so it isn't a problem.

>>13344105
If it hasn't already been made, I find it unlikely to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>I missed the talk about pregnant monster girls

Son of a bitch!

Fuck sleep! Do you hear me sleep, fuck you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344007
God, these Artist CGs ate too fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344111
>unlikely
At this rate I'm going to have to write it myself. I'm just gonna pencil it into my schedule right after the Matango story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344106
She's got armor tough enough to stop artillery shells, enough driving power to knock over an elephant, and the most powerful ranged weapons the world has seen in one of her kind. A true german borne beauty.

The tank is nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344112
>Lazarus
Every goddamn time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344119
And this is why Dragons are such lovely creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344126
>being princess carried

It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I posted an elf, and a dragon, and realized I don't have any new SFW vixen pics , so here is an old pic of my vixen wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344129
The filename has you covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344126
>A strong monstergirl will never pick you up after you sprain your ankle and carry you home.
>You'll never be able to see her huge smile as she holds you in her arms
Bonus suffering: She'll never be your Childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344078
>>13344086
>>13344091
But back to the topic: college students doing vaguely noirish things for MGs, a la Fillmore!

>These Mist Continent MGs moved into the dormitory and started some major operation.They jacked off my frat bro for trying to panty raid in the area. Rest in piece, Big Rizzle.
>What a shame. He was a good bro. What a rotten way to get raped.
>Yeah, RIP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344133
Dragoon story fucking when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344141
I'm working on it goddammit. Though to spare you the pain of finding out later, the first chapter does not cover a childhood friend.
I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344132
Eat a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344147
Does it cover a man trying his best to overpower a wild Wyvern?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344147
I'm just glad you've actually started writing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344148
Why do you always post that in retaliation.

She's holding herself up with the tail, if anything this is even more pathetic because it's literally a pity pick me up for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344141
Do you understand how much wasted potential exists for Dragoon stories? We could legit have a story about a guy and his Wyvern childhood friend who've been together since the fucking crib. Like, they literally slept in the same crib. Imagine a baby Wyvern cuddled up to a baby human. That's cute as fuck and I think I gave myself diabetes imagining it. Imagine them essentially being raised together and falling in love for their whole lives. Imagine their first Full Moon together when they come of age. Imagine the slow yet ferocious sex they'd have while shoving their tongues down each other's throats.
Fucking imagine it and then despair that NO-ONE IS WRITING IT AND I CAN'T WRITE FOR SHIT SO I CAN'T WRITE IT.
THIS IS SOME HARLAN ELLISON SHIT HERE MAN, I HAVE NO TALENT AND I MUST WRITE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344163
Well color me retarded and pleased that I was wrong. >>13344147
Mad that you're not focusing on the childhood friend thing in the first chapter though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344163
Fun fact: I once wrote like 300 words of a story about a Dragoon and Wyvern. Then I gave up on it.
The name of the story was going to be Nero &Pomus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344163
I had an idea involving Dragoons, though it isn't what you're wishing for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344148
>Being so insecure in his own masculinity that he won't let himself be carried by a loving /fit/ monstergirl
Wow anon, just wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344166
>300 words
That's nothing man. It's like one long greentext post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344162
>>13344169

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344172
I know. I never even posted it, just deleted it after writing.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's something for you all.

>Be Husbando to a hard-working MG
>You do your part, but you mostly work from home
>Kind of a stigma attached that it's expected of you to do the housework, cooking, cleaning, etc. since you're home much more often
>But you don't.
>Waifu tends to get annoyed by this
>The cleaning she can live with, but it'd be nice to come home to a Home-Cooked meal every once in a while at least
>One day, decide to man up and cook for her like she always asks
>Before she leaves for work that day, very insistently ask when she'll be home
>Know exactly when to start cooking so that it's hot and fresh right when she walks in the door
>Day passes by as you forsake the day's workload to get everything ready for the nice, romantic meal
>Begin cooking, and eventually have everything set out on the table moments before waifu is supposed to arrive home
>She doesn't show up when she said she would
>You're sure it's just traffic, right?
>She shouldn't be too much longer
>You can warm the food in the oven a bit if need-be
>It's about an hour before you finally hear her car pull up in the driveway
>Hurry to put everything out again for her
>Greet her at the door with a smile
>She's rather dumbfounded, walking in to see you there in an apron
>Guide her to the dining room, sitting her down at the head of the table, a spread of all her favorites, made to near-perfection laid out before her
>Rub her shoulders as you tell her about how you wanted to do something nice for her, make up for all the meals you've not made for her
>She slowly turns, looking up into your eyes
>You can see it in hers. Guilt.
>She hesitantly begins to speak to you, telling you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344163
There was a story of a childhood dragon friend that an older knight encountered when doing the king's bidding of giving a local dragon enough loot for a decent hoard. It was mostly awkward childhood memories mixed with "Wow, I got what I need, now what?".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344173
See, you have such shit opinions, but I'd love to carry Ammy. She'd probably be lewd as fuck during the carrying too.
Carry or be Carried, I'm good with either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344173
>Ammy is nopan
EVEN DANTE IS FLUSTERED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344173
How can you say you love your waifu you won't let her show her love of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344169

But what if I don't want to be carried because muh pride?

No but seriously, I would probably die of shame right on the spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344176
>She stopped for dinner on the way home at a nice restaurant
>She was tired of just take-out, fast-food or ready made stuff
>Never expected you to cook such a lovely meal for her
>Starts to tear up as she looks back to the meal she couldn't hope to stomach right now
>Whimpering that she's an awful wife who doesn't trust in her beloved, and who doesn't deserve such a gesture

What do?
You totally thought it'd be NTR, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344181
If you would be shamed to death by that, it means you're pretty worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344182
He just got dinner cucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344181
>BEING THIS INSECURE IN YOUR OWN MASCULINITY
But nah, seriously it's your choice, just don't shit on other people for theirs. Some people just want to be carried by a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344182
>Your waifu ate half this giant shark
>Now she doesn't have room for your homecooked meal
>Wat do?

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344150
No. It covers a young man doing his best to overpower a wild Full-Blown Dragon.

>>13344163
>>13344163
Yes, there is indeed loads upon loads of potential. And there will be plenty of childhood friend antics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344188
>Childhood friend antics
Fuckin' SOLD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344182
Such a naughty waifu, hurting her husband's feelings! Naturally such naughtiness must be punished!

Lewd: Ballgag, rope and orgasm denial
Not lewd: Tickling her all over with feathers until she ahegaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344184
That he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344173
>Posts a man holding up a tiny lightweight

Nigga, half the people in this thread could hold up Ammy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344175
>just deleted it after
I did that to a Pug Girl sketch earlier. I kinda wish my art program had some kind of autosave for when you get frustrated and nuke everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344188
Well it seems I wasn't the only one who wants to try that idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344188
Ambitious man, isn't he?
I wonder if a dragoon has ever tried to best a Jabberwock though. Gotta factor in the environmental hazards of Wonderland. Which is everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344193
I'll take the lewd route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344181
She'd probably enjoy that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344182
>NTR fakeout
It's you, Harblador, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344196
I don't know how she does it, she eats anything she can find to fill up her 'sun pouch' I think it's called.
Must be a god thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344202
Yes he is.

>Jabberwock
Huh. I'd thought about Wurms and Ryus even, but yet Jabberwock had not crossed my mind.

Thanks for reminding me anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344203
N-not a writefag though, so I can't help you there. S-sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

I came up with the idea of a Dragon-girl who could shapeshift between full dire-dragon and full human form, but stuck aroung a hybrid-ish stage and a mercenary fighting evil monsters for a bounty but it's so tied up in other things I'll never write it's pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this arguing about princess carrying.
Piggyback rides are superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344178
>girly man accusing anyone of shit opinions

>>13344196
This matters why? It's the act, not the effort involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344218
>It's the act not the effort

Excuses.

Princess carry the Dragon, Oni, or Ogre waifus.

Leap that wall if you're so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344218
>Doesn't mind being carried
>Girly man
I'd be willing to carry my waifu too anon, I'm just confident enough in my masculinity that I wouldn't turn her down if she wanted to carry me. Are you gonna make your waifu sad anon? Are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344212
This man speaks the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344232
Of course he would. His pride is more important than his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344229
Go back to posting in Dark Souls threads faggot.

>>13344232
>wants to be princess carried

Yes, a girly man.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look, wow, people are arguing about a topic that's been brought up for the 30th time.

I thought the issue would've been boiled down to something by now, like:
>Some people like to carry
>Some people like to be carried
>And both are okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344243
I think it's honestly just the one guy being insecure right now. Most people seem like they'd be okay with being carried, some if only for their waifu's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344243
>>13344247
I like both.

[Anonymous No.]

You are in charge of bullying an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344247
>insecure

Ah, this meme, it's vintage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344252
Literal, actual beatings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344247
I think it's honestly two people who don't know how to discuss things without calling others insecure or faggots etc. and starting a futile back-and-forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344243
>both are

No. Boys carry girls. Even children know this.

>inb4 muh role reversal

Horseshit. Men didn't stop being men just because monsters are strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344260
No, that's just your beliefs.

[Anonymous No.]

>all these carry discussions

why not both?

but you probably would need to LIFT and shit depending on how big your waifu is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344252
No matter what she's wearing, I ask if she got it at a girl's store. If she gets something from a girl's store I'll call her pretty. If she turns into a reverse trap, I'll call her pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344260
Jesus christ, look at this insecure shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344260
If I were wounded in battle or exhausted from sickness/fatigue/etc. I'd be alright wuth it. I'm trying to live.

Otherwise, I'd just be like,
>Wait, no, I can do this too.
Also, there's no need to make a big deal out of a small issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344241
>DaS threads
>Having anything to do with anything

Yo Brohan, 4/20 is tomorrow not today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344263
Lamias ARE pretty heavy...
Fuck it, I'm gonna get swole for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344260
Why do you try so hard to project your beliefs on others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344262
Keep telling yourself that Sweden.

>>13344267
That is acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344263
It's basically impossible for me.
Shes a sandworm. How the hell would you carry that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344277
I could ask the same to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344265
Reminds me that Shovel Knight is coming out on PSN in a day or two.

Happy happy day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344285
She can shrink herself to lamia size, and since LOL MAMONO MANA is in effect, her weight would go down, ignoring the mass she has compressed. You have no excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344286
Well, his position is that you can be carried by a woman, which is physically possible. Your argument is that men cannot be carried by women, which is a bit ridiculous and all-exclusionary whereas his isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344292
>shrink herself down to lamia size
You realize how hard that would still be, right? She'd be ~20ft long and a little over 1500lbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344286
I haven't said anything on the matter. I simply find it strange you think people are wrong for having opinions and preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>Try to imagine someone princess carrying an Ushi-Oni
>or any Arachne really
>or a centaur
>or a slime
Top kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344293
I'm saying they shouldn't be, not that they literally can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344301
No excuse.
Is what he'd probably say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344311
That doesn't really make it any better, since it's still an absolute statement argument. You have completely discarded one group of people whereas their argument still allows you to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344301
I told you, MAGIC is in place, no 1500lbs sandworm for you, at most 300 pounds I guess. What, you too good to use a potion to enhance your strength just a little bit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344306
>princess carrying a spider
Well, it's simple. You just sort of-
Wait, no, you can't lift her like that without having 2/3 of her body flop worthless lay over a shoulder. Maybe you could like... Get her to curl up in a ball, and then carry the ball?


That's not really a princess carry, then. Any ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344326
Carrying 20ft of ANYTHING in a princess carry would be cumbersome and would spill out of your arms unless you had some sort of specially built harness. Moreover, without that harness even 300lbs would quickly give you a hernia. This is really not happening unless she weighs 0 lbs, and even then it would look ridiculous as you wrap her around yourself multiple times and try not to rip your own muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344326
Not him, but...
Oh yeah, let me just get a fuckin' potion of might to carry around with me.
You know, on the off chance I feel like carrying my nigh-invincible, 2-ton, 20-foot waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344319
Sweden I'm not going to humor your crazy backwards view where men act like girls and everything is okay. It's shit like that why we live in a world where saying good morning to a woman is sexual harassment. Men and women have all forgotten their place. Well, many. This attitude, that it's okay for a girl o carry a man, that isn't even about femdom, it's sheer...chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344306
You made me imagine a slime blob with a smiling face inside a giant clear plastic bag like you get pet fish in being carried around by her embarrassed husband.
Thanks for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344336
>>13344326
Wait. Dammit, now he got me caught up in this argument too.

Quick, boys! Talk about monkey girls. Big bootied monkey girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344336
20ft is in lamia form. In her daily life she'd be more like 400ft.

>>13344339
Well fuck, you might want to consider a career as a yoga instructor with that stretching. Men are physically capable of being carried, especially by insanely amorous to the point of rape monster-women. It's not like they care about what you think of their role mid-rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344339
Youre taking this whole thing a bit seriously. Monsters who live on semen and are all inexplicably women? A-ok. But a woman carrying a man? That's crazy talk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344339
>Girls can't carry men, period
>It's CHAOS
I'm starting to see this is bait.
Don't take this so seriously, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344346
Men are also capable of being set on fire, does that mean they should be? Princess carrying wasn't even a thing in these threads until you, or some other fag brought it in, trying to pussify them even more. Femdom does not necessarily extend to all aspects of the dynamics between man and woman. In other words, fuck off with your princess carry shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344357
>does that mean they should be?

If they want to? Yeah, why not.

I think you're projecting a bit here with your rant about sweden, sexual harassment, and femdom. Starting to look like poor bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344361
Call it whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344350
You are only just now realizing that the guy who always goes on about how men who want to be carried by women are automatically not men, might be baiting you?

Stop the fucking presses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344366
Okay, I didn't JUST THEN start to see it as bait, but by then it was starting t become obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let this beauty queen take you into her home in exchange for a year's worth of servitude to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344342
I fucking LOVE big bootied monkey girls!

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Oni so great? I want to be drunk under the table by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344387
Why do I want to be taken in by her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344357
>Men are also capable of being set on fire

Would this get me my monster girl waifu faster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344387
So, you're asking if I'll exchange free room and board with utilities included for 24/7 non-unioned service that may or may not or totally will include numerous electric shocks each day along with other harassment?
I'm not ready to be a whore anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344387
Yes, sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344027
>>13344029
I WILL fucking fight you, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344387

That is a huge improvement. I never liked the original's colors, it was all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

Just realize that we need more art of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344430

We need more art of everything except for Manticores and possibly Anubis now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344437
And Apophis.
This is coming from he guy who LOOOVES Apophis too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344430
God yes.
Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344437
>and possibly Anubis now.
I disagree sir!
>>13344441
With that as well!

Hell I even disagree with Manticores. I say, any new art, is welcome art.
Apparently I'm alone in that last one though, as even .less has apparently grown tired of Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344446
>.less has apparently grown tired of Manticores
FINAL
FUCKING
LY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344405
And what good would that do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344398
Maybe a cute Honeybee nurse from the burn unit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344430

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344476
I'll take it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344477
She's cute.

That hair is ridiculous though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344477
Nice! Got one! A lot more to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344430
Most things need art

[Anonymous No.]

What is the most universally liked mg in this thread? Dragons? Werecats? Lamias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344493
Kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344493
Probably Kitsune.
Touch fluffy tail anon. You'll like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344497
I don't really care for kitsune
thats not bread thats a sausage roll you fucking stupid captcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344493
I'd say either Kitsune, Dragons, or Lamiae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344493
kitsune if I had to hazard a guess
never see a kitsune hatepost, those are for kumiho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344508
>>13344497
>>13344502
>>13344501
Fluffmind.

>>13344493
But yeah, Kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344479
Then I hope you're one for sweet and sticky romances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344499
God, what I would give for fluffy cuddles with a Kitsune. Fucking tails man, imagine those wrapped around you, pressing you into your kitsune waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344511
Only the sweetest and the stickiest.
>>13344512
Sounds like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344457
Talking to you is clearly useless. Anything else I have to say I'll convey with my fists.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never spend a week in the doormouse pile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344542
>You'll never get pumped full of manticore venom and tossed into a Lamia Pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344430
>If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343697
Neat, you gonna continue this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344542
>you will never spend a week in the centipede pile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344542
This makes me so angry I could eat three whole islands worth of fruit at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344559
>giantess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344578
I tried three different images that were picked up as duplicates before that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344559
Can't it be a single Oomukade? Still plenty of centipede to coil around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344589
Why not 4-5 trying to cuddle you at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344589
Reverse-hydra-oomukade. One human torso that splits into like 200 centipede tails.

Also, all the centipede tails are house centipede tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344559
>you will never spend the rest of your life in the matango pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344551
>Lamia pit
>Not Khepri pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344597
It might get too exhilarating for me after all of them get doped up on saliva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344600
I'd rather be locked up in a slime cave and turn then into a queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344610
The Khepri pit is temporarily unalienable after the incident where all the civil servants working there elop- I mean were kidnapped by a vile criminal who was doing his time there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344559
>Get thrown down a dark pit
>It feels empty at first when you get up
>You look around, but it's too dark to see much
>Still, it feel vacant enough that you can rest easy for the duration of your imposed Solitary Confinement
>That is, until you hear the clacking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344610
Personally I'd prefer the Wurm pit.

I can amuse myself by using a laser pointer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344624
>You'll never make a wurm dig you out of prison by using a laser pointer.
It's an abstract kind of pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344613
>turning into slime queen
Actually a better idea than alphood.

If you're going to take dicks, you may as well take all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344632
You underestimate the dick capacity of Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344637
Didn't it calculate to something like 42 dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344640
More like 90. I think 42 was only the intestines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344542
>>13344551
>>13344559
>>13344613
>>13344637
>>13344640
>>13344644

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing nerds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344653
Shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344653
The same thing I do every night. Try to take over the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344626
>you will never help a Wurm look for shiny stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344662
>you will never help a Wurm build a hoard of chocolate coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344666
>You will never help her eat all the coins and make funny shapes with the foil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344519
What exactly is going on between you two? Lover's spat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342892
>>13342918

I'm kinda caught between a rock and a hard place, here. 'Cos on the one hand, everyone complains "No bad ends is a stupid hugbox", but then when I try to write bad ends and all the characters end up in anything less than a happy fulfilled cuddlepile, it's boner-killer and I get angry letters. Exact same thing happened with Sahuagin and Hungry Blob.

I dunno, maybe I'm just shit at tragedy.

Thanks for the feedback anyway. It's the only way I'll learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344707
Well here's the deal: make happy stories and I won't bitch at you like an Alp on her first period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344707
Nah, it was cool, don't listen to sunshine retards.
Hugbox a shit
Suffering is always appreciated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344707
Write what you want to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344710
I already made three. Doppelwaifu got nominated for Most Heartwarming Monster Story There Is! (Size of voter pool: one comment)
>>13344714
Well now I don't know what to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344728
After that Sahaugin thing, I'm more than willing to bitch at you like an Alp on her first period.
Yak-yak-yakkety-yak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340913
On top of the Dollar Ham now a Goulfuwoulfu and an undead gothic Kiki. Seriously? Why do you tease me with wonderful things we'll only get a small glimpse of?

And the Wurm was adorably silly, but that's only natural since that's what Wurms do. You aren't half bad at doing cute stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341200
>Now calling you out for basically begging for story art for your OC undead kikis would be a legit grievance
Sorry, I'm reflecting and I only just saw this, just wanna clarify that wasn't my intent, but I'll put more thought into how things come off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344714
>Sufferingfags want to ruin escapism.
Just go outside if you want suffering. Keep it out of our monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344710
>an Alp on her first period
Now that must be quite the ordeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344728
Write whatever you like, suffering or otherwise.

Those who like suffering will enjoy the suffering pieces, and those that like happy endings will enjoy the happy ending pieces. So long as you don't misrepresent the piece, it'll be fine. After all, they don't HAVE to read it.

Personally speaking, I like happy endings more? But a well-written suffering piece is good for a change of pace time and again.

Also Doppelwaifu is pretty high up there in my heartwarming tier list. Shirohebi and Night Terrors are strong competitors though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344746
I'd cuddle her while listening to her violent mood whiplashes and try to make it easier on her with kisses and cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344493
Kitsune.
This is because foxes are the superior beasts.
But they can still be tamed by things greater than beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344746
>an Alp buying tampons for the first time
Oh dear god the bullying when a classmate happens in to the same store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344707
Nah, it wasn't cool, don't listen to suffering retards.
Suffering a shit
Sunshine is always appreciated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344662
>bloodmoon in MGC
>managed to hide in the tallest building of the city
>draw out laser pointer
>put laser pointer head that transform the laser dot into a penis-shaped pattern
>aim where you want to destroy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344738
Happy to hear it. And are Dullahans really that rare in writefaggotry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344728
Write whatever. If you put in a twist that's a major upset to a story's tone you're better off spoiling it in advance though, otherwise people will, probably rightly, feel you pulled a bait and switch.

>>13344747
>they don't HAVE to read it.
I'd love to be able to form an accurate opinion of a story without reading it first, alas I can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344747
>Night Terrors
But that's an awfully sad story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344791
>alas I can't.
That much I agree with, but a quick skim never did anyone much harm. Bait-and-switch after heavily investing readers in a happy ending/tragic ending might be more problematic, although most of the writeups I've read don't suffer this problem.

I would suggest summaries, but these seem to be written more on an ad hoc basis so it's probably not workable.

>>13344792
Darkest before dawn etc. Besides, the two MCs are cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344756
>bitching on other people for writing whatever they want
>not a retard
Pick one
Sunshine retards are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344803
>cute as fuck
One is a future sex offender and the other is an abused teen (?) who needs help from social workers and therapists, not sexually charged spongebaths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344780
They get brought up semi-regularly, but aren't included often when it comes to writefaggotry. Yours was delightfully peppy though I'd be lying if I said her choice of attire didn't influence my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344780
I can't even think of one instance off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344810
That abused(?) teen is likely enticing the future sex offender by the subtle release of pheromones/venom or something. Either way, more yandere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344816
It's still an awfully sad set-up that in real life wouldn't be cute or sexy or anything other than horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344809
>bitching on other people for writing not liking your doom and gloomfests
>not a retard
Pick one
Suferring retards are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344813
>>13344814
That's a real shame. They're pretty cool, and even though this isn't saying much, probably the most developed monstergirl KC has done which isn't just sexsexsex all day every day. Not unless you knock their heads off I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344826
> the most developed monstergirl KC has done which isn't just sexsexsex all day every day
This might well be why she doesn't get much loev.
I know what I'm here to read about, and it's not monstergirls doing things OTHER than sexsexsex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344707
>I try to write bad ends and all the characters end up in anything less than a happy fulfilled cuddlepile
The problem is you write idiotically contrived scenarios that demand people to suspend their disbelief more than to imagine a virgin CC Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344819
In real life she either would have been found long ago or never survived through the better part of her adolescent years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344833
>I know what I'm here to read about, and it's not monstergirls doing things OTHER than sexsexsex

I can respect that. It's easy to forget the setting's intended purpose when you're throwing in your own headcanons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344845
Still horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344849
Still up to your opinions. Not everyone prefers to see the worst in everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344660
Requesting Brain Large Mouse MG!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344820
And when was the last time someone bitched about happy ending? I only see the opposite, sunshine retards shitting on already rare suffering treats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344857
Just think about it man. Think about the poor girl's life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344862
With Pinky Dormous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344867
Why do you think it's rare?
Because no one except suffering fags want it
It's the slippery slope to reading edge trash like AgK and other series that rely on cheap shock value to hold your interest instead of trying to actually write characters to keep your interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344877
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>Is this what you came here for? Ufufufu~
Being a gardener in a setting with MGs would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344908
But people read AgK for the cutesy Esdere stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344908
How it's any better than bland "kawai ~uguu, no bully" sunshine shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344707
My tip is simple: write whatever kind of ending you prefer/enjoy writing and stick to that.
You'll always get some flak, but there will always be people who enjoy what you wrote.

That said, I didn't read your story yet and likely won't since i'm one of those sunshine fags that believes that the world already is shit enough and due to that prefers happy endings in stories.
But that simply means that im not your target demographic, and that is absolutely fine.

Well written bittersweet endings can be great though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344867
Let me interject for a moment. Have you considered not whining like a petulant child when people express displeasure with the kind of stories you like?

With these threads being what they are, people will express their opinions and if your reaction is "waaa fucking sunshine fags not letting me have my suffering" every time someone hates what you like, you'll only get your chain yanked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344921
Leone > Esdeath and also counts as a monster girl in battle mode at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344913
You would need to be married to a tough waifu to not just get enveloped by the first Alraune you worked with.
Come to think of it, the plant type list is fairly short and...fruitful.
>Alraune, Liliraune, Mandragora, Barometz, Kesaran Pasaran, Tentacle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344913
Being caught by a plant girl would be a nightmare for me unless their mana can solve pollen allergies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344870
Good thing it's taking a turn for the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344940
But Leone hardly ever does anything. She's hotter though.
>>13344949
Oh yeah, she's going to be molested and taken advantage of. That's so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344944
I wouldn't mind a Tentacle waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344948
Of course it can.
MAMONOMANA would even give you an addiction to you wife's pollen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344938
So only sunshinefags have the right to whine like petulant children about things they don't like?
And yeah, no demand for suffering -> no supply suffering, that's pretty obvious market rule
So I say we need more suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344956
>But Leone hardly ever does anything. She's hotter though.
She's been irrelevant for a while in the plot but she'll always be the main girl in my heart. A lion girl who loves being a tease and consuming ridiculous amounts of meat/alcohol would be great to hang around with unless she ditches and makes you pay for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344944
Jyubokko MG when? Lewd elegance of a vampire combined with the nectar bath and pheromones of an alraune, it's the best of both worlds.

It also grows on corpses, so even your dead childhood friend could pop up as one. Hopefully not with the intelligence of a six year old though.

Damn, that was the only thing that sucked about that game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344989
What pisses me off is that Leone claimed Tatsufag for herself first and then Esdese poured all her love on him and he still picked the shitty tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344921
>cutesy Esdese
You mean like mass murder and being an egomaniac bent on killing things for fun, thus making her an 'evil for teh lulz' character, zero depth to them.
>>13344926
Because there is a higher chance for a character to develop if they're alive than if their dead. Because if they're dead they have 0% chance to evolve as a character. Zero. You can say 'sunshine bullshit' all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that death makes any possibility of a character gaining any sort of depth impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345000
>You mean like
No, when I say cutesy, I mean cutesy. I didn't pick up the series to see her have people buried alive, I picked it up to see her use Tatsumi as a body pillow and doodle him in her notebook.
Are you buttblasted about something or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344982
No, that would simply put you on the same level as the ones that upset you so much. "Durr hurr fucking sunshinefags"is not helping anyone, least of all the conflicted writefag who'd otherwise be liable to write what you want. Concise advice like >>13344930 does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344553
I love you for knowing about this song anon, I thought I was the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344996
He's the king of shit taste, he'd even pick Akame over Leone and she has the personality of a cardboard box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345010
>I didn't pick up the series to see her have people buried alive
That's 90% of what she does Anon.
You like a Sasuke Tier (and that's insulting to Sasuke cause he has an actual reason to be an edgelord) character.
Stop denying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345024
I never said I liked the character. Just the cutesy bits. I saved the few pages of the series I found worth it, and dropped it when she lost the bowl. AgK sucks. I never said otherwise. You on the other hand have an irrational need to argue over it, and I can only assume you've got some issues. Please fuck off and don't respond to me anymore, and I'll do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345000
>Because there is a higher chance for a character to develop if they're alive than if their dead. Because if they're dead they have 0% chance to evolve as a character. Zero. You can say 'sunshine bullshit' all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that death makes any possibility of a character gaining any sort of depth impossible.
Depends on the series, sometimes keeping a character around once they've fulfilled their purpose can be worse for them than killing them off in a fitting manner that has meaning. If it's not for pure shock value it can be a good writing technique, nothing's worse than a character who outstays their welcome and becomes a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

How much mofu is too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345045
There's never too much. If you're suffocating in it there's just enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344956
Oh no, a 19-20 years old guy feels aroused when pressed up against a naked monstrous woman literally created to entice men. All this in the process of ensuring her personal hygiene standards aren't at rock bottom.
I can't, neither do I want to change your interpretation of things, but I don't subscribe to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345050
Vibrators tied to her antennae, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345033
>If it's not for pure shock value
But that's the problem with edgy, dark, or suffering based content.
It relies on this WAY too much. It's almost never because a character is complete, it's most just done to shock the audience, and when they repeat ad nauseam, it makes you tired of it not just in THAT series, but in other series.
I'm not saying EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER in a series needs to have happy endings, and no death should ever happen. But Suffering/Edgefags want it to happen to any character they don't like and get mad when it doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345057
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345065
Something that's going to happen. Awful, lewd things. And sex drugs, like her venom and that catnip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345062
>But Suffering/Edgefags want it to happen to any character they don't like and get mad when it doesn't happen.
Worst kind of edgefags, there's worse things to do to a character than kill them off. I laughed my ass off when the AgK fanbase kept wanting Mine to get raped, although getting brain damaged and becoming a vegetable was pretty grim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345071
I wanted lubecock to fuck that sweaty brown girl and elope into distant sunbaked lands, and fill her with his cum every second of the day. but the little fag had to go kill her for muh najenda.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls would be the mos likely to take jobs like a plumber or a milkwoman to seduce lonely anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345033
Death isn't the only option for removing a character from a story. Going out with a bang can be a cathartic (and in multiple ways) final stoke on a character's development, but it's hard to get right and that's before you factor in reader preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345045
The same as when anything else is too much.
When it interferes with your waifu's daily live or ability to follow her desires.
>she starts losing items in her tails
>she has to start booking Ogre seats due to overfluff
>she has to wrap her tails in compression bags when moving through buildings to not catch them on things
>you fluffocate in your sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345069
Oh yes, absolutely awful, horrible, sexy things. I'd better stop reading before we get to that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345098
I know right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345079
Dragon. Fire breath to sterilize milk, flight to make sure that everything gets delivered at exactly 7 o'clock, personal herd of cows, sheep and goats that she steals from the peasants, centuries of experience.

The best milkwoman you could ask for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345116
Interesting, I would have gone with the cliche Holstarus but you actually make a good argument for Dragon milkwoman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345116
>>13345122
Now the question is, of course, which color is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345126
Sort of a navy blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345129
That's a zappy color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345133
Is that a good thing or a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345154
It's a pun. Zappy-sama is a Blue Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345126
Milky white scales with chocolate skin and bright white eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345162
>white scales
>brown skin
Must see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345162
And she has huge breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345171
I wonder how Dragon milk tastes. All my time as a Dragonslut and it never occurred to me to question such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345171
>>13345165
Yup, with long silky, milky white hair which smells faintly of vanilla.

She's soft too, and she's got the very very slight chub off a holst who sampled her own milk too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345171
Only moderate. On the small side, even.

She has a deep envy for holstauri and has been drinking several glasses of milk everyday for the last few centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345181
It tastes similar to lizard milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345187
Oh yes I like this. And she obviously has a big dragon keister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345197
This is getting curiousier and curiousier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344707
Too much tragedy may sometimes look forced and unnatural. Life's usually too prosaic for things getting waay to nightmarish and badly, as well as for all sunshine and flowers, so it stands out when the author intentionally goes radical with any of the sides.

Especially if he sacrifices actual writing to pass the thing. Because personally, the mind-break event was a wreck to me. Way too manga-ish and unrealistic. This sort of stuff even seems to be disrespectful to the characters foremost, because if something's wrecking their lives and hopes, may it be something serious and really futile to resist in their case, so you get to sympathize with their situation and not ask if they were brain-dead.

That said, I liked the intro and the first harpy scene, and each in their own way (I recall they were written in different time periods as well?). Harpy on dragon was hot for the idea of lesser specimen getting to tease and dominate the superior, and the beginning was just a nice, somewhat independent brief thingy with a lot of space for imagination.
The ending was fine too for where it went, nice touch with the dragon daughter having some metaphorical balls, that diluted the despair stuff just enough and left the future of the story open for interpretation.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo where da Lanternon update at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345181
Dragon Milk would be too warm.
All that fire traveling from her fire gland to her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz Ghoul

Line 850

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345265
Already? My, my...

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.4cdn.org/jp/1429446932804.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345270
eh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345276
Eh? Don't say that. It's an awful syllable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345229
>Life's usually too prosaic for things getting waay to nightmarish and badly, as well as for all sunshine and flowers
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345278
ah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345278
oh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345284
Don't you "ah" me mister! You may be a better writer than I'll ever be, but that doesn't give you the right to respond to me without proper words!
>>13345286
That's it. I'mma throwing hammers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345278
Ne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345289
Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345289
Uh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345289
Nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345284
>>13345286
>>13345290
>>13345294
>>13345296
This is some new form of bullying, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345289
Wha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345300
Hmpf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345300
Hm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344446
> even .less has apparently grown tired of Manticores
Heeheehee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343355
I don't care if I'm applying real life logic here, some life advice I've got since I was a child is that you should never leave friendships behind for a girlfriend/boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343355
Bros before hoes anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345322
Bros before hos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345250
Who is that testicle tormenter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345326
>hoes

No fuck it I'm going with it, you never leave your bro for a gardening tool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343657

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344707
Well, all that needed to be said has been said here >>13341091

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fight for justice with the help of my reformed Dark Slime waifu who can become my power armor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345347
Venom please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345278
You must hate Canadians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345367
I meant in relation to stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345278
You'll never stop me, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345370
(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345373
Nothing to be excited about.

[Anonymous No.]

>Victory over the tiny village was easy, their rag tag militia of five men unable to stand before your mighty horde.
>They fought valiantly but none can stop your shambling hordes.
>OH! and the zombie wurm, she smashed their gates like they were made of tissue
>Regardless, the town was yours and the people had gathered in the square, forced out by you dark, cuddly horde (you may want to work on that last bit.)
>In your darkest voice you spoke before them how they were the first village to fall in your dark quest. And it was because they were a prideful town, a sinful town.
>All they had to do was sell you that apple a week ago, now they had to reap what they sewed.
>Turning to your trusted skeletal champion you ordered her and the zombies to execute the townsfolk so you may raise them again under your dark hand.
>There was wailing, there was screaming, there were tears and they were all from your undead army.
>As your second in command told you (all while six crying zombies and one weeping zombie wurm tried to hug you) they couldn't do that type of thing any more, they had a few "rules" they had to follow.
>Rules? Against killing?! How can you build a kingdom of the dead like this?
>Your cursing drew a couple more crying zombies who hugged you tight, all while the entire town watched, unimpressed by their new "lord of darkness"
>You were furious. Undead that can't kill? What next? Zombies that need to eat?
>They say your screams of rage could be heard the next village over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345380
Get rekt, cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345265
The loli Jiang-shi was cute, despite her brief appearance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345380
It ain't easy being a dark lord of the dead in this new era.
Nice to see more of unfortunate necromancer's travails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345400
It ain't easy being a dark lord period. There's always somebody trying to mess with your operation, saying stuff like "oh you killed my parents, you are my personal nemesis and you have to take time out of your schedule to pay attention to me!" as if you didn't do that three times a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345380
God undead are such fucking shits.

Have to do everything by your fucking self, better to just be a bandit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345342
Could a Hellhound use a penance stare of sorts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345395
Thanks man. We need more bouncing zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345416
No because she's a shithead that isn't fighting to protect anything.

Hellhounds don't deserve to be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never go around the world collecting 12 monster girls based on the Chinese Zodiac with special powers related to their animals
>All while dodging/fighting bumbling idiot villain mooks being led on by an evil Dragon girl
>And getting hit by your Uncle whenever you fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345250

This. I fucking love his stuff but damn he takes a while to update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345380
More maybe?
>>13345431
One more thing! Jackie Chan is having a bad day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345431
That show was far better than it had any right to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345426
Every girl deserves to be loved, anon
Except Matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345416
She'd probably have a penance stare that'd turn you on instead.

>>13345431
It took me a bit (5 seconds) to get the reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345442
No.

Matango and Hellhounds are assholes that don't deserve any love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345265

Are you taking that shit earlier to heart? Because you shouldn't. All the hate towards you was clearly from trolls raiding the thread at the time. The only writefag who actually earned the threads anger back then was Nyanon and his new found ego issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345453
>All the hate towards you was clearly from trolls raiding the thread at the time.
...But I was being serious.

Though I was the only one not insulting anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345431
The luchadore in that show was baller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345057
>mfw
>>13345448
b-but Hellhounds are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345464
El Toro or something?
>>13345467
No anon, bad! You're not supposed to enjoy the idea of bad things happening to a good girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345467
Hellhounds are not cute, nor have they ever been.

They're stupid thugs that should never have a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do matango get such bad rep around?
I mean, all monster girls turn you into mindless sex machines just like themselves.
The only difference is that the matangos' version of an incubus is shroomier than the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345473
How can it be bad when it will feel so good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345479
The old profile wasn't so tame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345479
Because mushrooms are the second worst pizza topping

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345479
>all monster girls turn you into mindless sex machines just like themselves
True. That's why I hate KC's setting, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT, I KNOW.

Matangos are pretty much the personification of that trait, that's why they get so much (well deserved) shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345473
I'm gonna put vibes on my oomukade's antennae and there's nothing you can do about it
>>13345477
They are cute wolfus that want to love you lots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345380
>After calming down from your enraged screaming fit, aided by the hugs although you'd never admit it, you began the process assigning the members of your horde food sources.
>Oh sure, they called them "Huuuuusbaaaaan" but you knew better than that.
>This was not without issue though, a few of the village men were already married and had to be convinced (Threatened) to accept their new wives.
>You also couldn't get the wurm to stay with hers, as she preferred to just wrap around you, your skeletal champion, now known as Agetha the unpleasant, flat out refused anyone who wasn't you.
>Your first act as undead lord wasn't to raze a town and slaughter innocents, it was to impose polygamy.
>After conquering the village, you leapt right into action, ordering your horde to raise a mighty fortress of black stone and iron with lots of edges.
>Because that's how you roll.
>Unfortunately, black stone is in short supply at this village, along with anything useful, and your horde has no engineering skills.
>As such, your fortress of darkness was temporarily located at a room in the inn. A room you had to share with wurm and skeleton.
>Whatever, tomorrow would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345483
Because it's wrong! It's sinful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345453
Eh, it's not like I don't understand where they came from. And I stand by my sentiment, but apparently that just made me look like an edgy protagonist. I don't fuckin' know man. I just wanna write shit. If short terse lines giving a link and a number do the same job as a longer more coloured sort of brief then so be it, y'know? Don't really matter, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345453
>Nyanon and his new found ego issues
I'm leaning towards it simply being a joke. Tried at the worst possible moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345486
Mushrooms are great on pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345493
Oh, you were >>13341179? Shame on you, man. Shame on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345477
If you say mean things like that they will become sad and depression eat.
You wouldn't want the hellhound to get chubby would you?
No ones afraid of a chubby hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345486
You don't know shit about toppings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345490
>those last two lines
Never give up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345486
Nigga, are you shitting on delicious portobello toppings? I'll wreck u m80.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345492
Yes, most good things are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345489
I would rather fuck a rabid Werewolf than fuck a Hellhound any day of the week.

If I was married to one I'd cheat on her 24/7!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345513
But this is especially so! And then there's the cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345500
>>13345505
>>13345510
I bet you faggots like Hawaiian too, along with Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345502
What exactly was so bad about it? I just wanted to put my feelings as earnestly and straight as I could. I must be a fucking retard because I honestly don't see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345514
But that's really rude, she just wants to love you lots and lots and lots
You're just a big meanie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345519
I don't like pineapple on anything but there is nothing wrong with vampires
>>13345518
The more the merrier, she can have them on her tail and ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345497

We've all seen this behavior before from writefags with big egos. The only new thing about this is anons defending the guy for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345523
It's not my fault she's horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345530
>tail
No. That doesn't even make any sense!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345522
>I just wanted to put my feelings as earnestly and straight as I could.
You did. And it made you look like a conceited piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345518
Yes there will be plenty of sinning with the cat too. At least ther better be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345535
Oh. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345538
Oh yes, there will be, and that's just awful! She's a grandmother and a widow! She should lead a life of quiet dignity and knit, not go on nymphomaniac sexathons with a teenager and a freshman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345532
But it IS your fault that YOU are horrible!
>>13345534
The more, the merrier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345548
I mean that's the exact opposite of what I wanted. Just wanted to say I like you guys and wanna be able to interact with you guys were it's relevant to my shit, rather than drop a link, but I clearly fucked that up some where. My bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345555
Hellhounds are one of the worst monsters. and if I could I would abuse Hellpups all day.

They don't deserve nice things ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345448
I'm going to love a Hellhound and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345567
Ouch, nearly cut myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345567
>and if I could I would abuse Hellpups all day.
That's way too cruel.

Just put them in a bag and throw them into a river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345519
Not into pineapple, but I like Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345567
Is that you Paladin-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

Haremfags are literally the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345577
Paladins aren't the bad guys here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345575
Or even better lock her outside during a storm and watch her from a window as she starts to cry.

I also wouldn't give them any Christmas presents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343034
One eyed warrior Nightmare
Well endowed Lich
Troublemaker Flexible Cheshire Rogue

The last 2 are quite the typical for those mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345577

He dead.

Its a shame, I wanted more smiting and minotaur forced breast feeding. Forced breast feeding is kind of hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345584
>that hasty to leave
He's off to fight that harpy, what an asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345582
As opposed to being figuratively the best?

>>13345585
That's also way too cruel. I'd rather have you kill them than make their lives terrible.

>>13345590
Lies and slander. He's gonna play with the city's children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345590
Monsters are shit, they only deserve a one night stand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345596
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345493
I personally prefer if the writefags give at least a short summary or some cliff notes instead of just dropping links. Helps foster conversation in addition to any comments on the paste.

That said. Some posters in this particular thread seem more eager than usual to make take an issue with veritably everything so you should probably drop the subject for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345595
Too bad anon, I'm going to make every Hellpup's life miserable!

I'll steal their birthday gifts and destroy their Christmas presents! Along with anything important to them like an old security blanket and family photos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345595
>As opposed to being figuratively the best?
Figuratively and literally are synonyms, Anon.
So yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345602

The main problem was the time of day and point of the thread it was posted at. Early during a thread at the weekend is a stupid time to post anything, because our dedicated trolls will being going crazy at that point. It also didn't help that another writefag was going full attention whore at the time.
It was a perfect storm of shit, and he would have done well to leave it for a few hours at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345609
If you say Santa doesn't exist to them I'm going to really fight you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345582
No, they are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

And for some reason, I've had Jiangshi on the brain.

How would something like this get butchered... I mean, 'improved' by lewding it up? Kung-Fu zombie from the Mist Continent with a tendency for glomping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345574
I that was too edgy for you, you have really thin skin indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345490
>It was the dawn of a new day, the sun was shining over your newly formed dark realm and the birds were singing cheerful songs of darkness.
>Today you approached the blacksmith and "discussed" (see: Demanded) that he begin churning out new weaponry and armor to equip your army with.
>He flat out told you "no" because he had; A. No iron and B. not enough people to do that in any meaningful numbers.
>These are problems, you do not like problems. The answer to these problems? Dwarves!
>Dwarves had iron for armor and weapons, experience for making said weapons and armor, and skeletons for filling said weapons and armor.
>So it was you assembled half your horde (leaving the skeleton champion behind to run things and maintain control) and marched back to the mountains.
>There were dwarves in them hills, and you were going to find the.
>A quick stop was made at the village cemetery, raising your horde back to full strength and marching north.
>Just like last time, you were stuck wandering through the awful wastelands with your groaning throng of the dead.
>And just like last time you had to chase off a manticore cub.
>After a day and a half of wandering, you finally found what your were looking for, an old dwarf mine known to contain iron.
>It would be tough going, your horde had been bloodied against peasants but not it would face a true test, a battle against hardened dwarf soldiers, warriors who had battled against the deepest terrors and emerged victorious.
>Today they would fall though, your endless dark horde advancing through...empty....tunnels...
>For hours you searched, poking through every nook and cranny without any luck.
>In fact the only dwarf you did find was an elderly one who ranted and raved about how they'd dug "too deeply" over something.
>Oh well, at least you get put him down aaaand there he goes from a heart attack.
>......you hate the wastelands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345531
I'll wait, see and draw my own conclusions instead of listening to doomsaying in a thread that's notorious for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345635
Can't catch a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345624
Oh you bet I'm going to tell her the truth of Santa, along with the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny!

Then when she's crying I'll smack her on the side of the head and tell her to grow up!

[Anonymous No.]

>Leg day
>No bearmode hinezumi to lift with

Life is disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345643
>>13345635
How is him being dead a problem to a necromancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345629
She creates shockwaves from her hopping before aggressively pouncing a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345633
He must probably have anemia by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345633

Don't you have that accursed Miami Mutilator to catch, Pardo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345644
>Tooth fairy
You fucking monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345629
It feeds on chi

And by chi I mean chinpo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345649
It's more he didn't get to put down old man down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345653
Fuck Pardo, I'm still mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345627
You only say that because you don't have enough love to give to all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345656
I know I'm a monster, after all being an asshole is probably the only interaction I'm going to have with a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345627
I want a chubby harem of four.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345666
Then what are you doing here?
>trips confirm you are satan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345666
>666
Was this part of your plan too?
Why can't you fall in love with a Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345649
He can't add slaying a dwarf to his list of vile deeds. Which is already kinda of short, beginning and ending at violating monogamous marriage customs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345663
Unlike you, my love isn't cheap enough to give to 7+ people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345673
Because I can still talk about monster girls?

>>13345675
Because they're even bigger jerks than Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345635
At least he still has his health.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you *smell* *pretty colors* with an Orz girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345681
Why would you talk about them if you don't like them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345701
To mock you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345701
Because you have to talk about the bad just as much as the good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345637

A fair point. If he is as egotistical as he appeared then he'll do something like it again, if he isn't he won't. I'm not holding my breath because I've been disappointed before. Remember machineanon? He was really good, better than most but in the end he fell to his own ego.
I wish it didn't happen as often as it seems to.

[Anonymous No.]

Boy I love monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345707
Uncle Bourbon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345715
Oh he dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345711
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345680
Price does not imply quality.
You're just a grumpy old hog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345738
Whatever helps you sleep at night, slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345519
I want to eat Hawaiian with a vampire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345751
And I want to eat out a Hawaiian Werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345751
I want to force garlic down a Vampire's throat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345519
>not liking Hawaiian
Rarely do I see taste as shit as yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345755
That sounds rapetastic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345265
This undead Kiki deal turned out to be way better than I hoped, a wonder she hasn't found a husband yet. From the wording of the letter I presume she's mute?
The young Jiangshi doing the whole hopping zombie routine to attract customers was amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345757
Pineapple is shit on pizza, the only acceptable fruit is a tomato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345694
>they killed the Androsynth

Would go *dancing* with until the *fingers* *dissolved*

[Anonymous No.]

>reading through the drama free writefag list
>so many dead writefags, so many stories unfinished
>some promise of updates soon
>these promises were posted a year or more ago

Depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345765
My waifu will fite your waifu irl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345772
I don't have one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345765
I fucking LOVE pineapple slices with whipped cream. Anything else is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345774
That mean I win.

Pineapple on pizza is a go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345772
How will they fight irl when neither of them are real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345770
The Androsynth were *silly cows* and totally deserved what was coming to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345754
Acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345757

I adore pizza, but Hawaiian is terrible. Pineapple is far too sweet to go on anything savory and makes for a shit tier pizza.
>ordered a pepperoni from pizza hut once
>get a large hawaiian instead
Fuck I was mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345783
>*means

Or just imagine I went caveman for a sec, I'm fine with both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13344707
Fuck yeah suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345783
No fuck you, I'd fight your shitty waifu if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345761
>From the wording of the letter I presume she's mute?
Nah, I just assumed zombies can't talk. I mean, I don't really know. If that's not the case, I'll go back and fix it up. Thanks for reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345785
I dunno, how can we see if our eyes aren't real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345795
Of course zombies can talk. They say lots of important stuff, like
>Waaaarm!
>Huuuuugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345789
>Being wrong
How do you keep living?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345794
I would recommend grinding a bit first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345794
What if my waifu is a Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345807
I'll still fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345810
Hah! You gonna get beaten up by a girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345810
I guess I can at least respect your resolve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345582
Bigamy = Monogamy > Harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345801
But what about a zombie with a kiki's disposition? Would it be like
>cleeeean~
Or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345812
I'll just try and try again!

That's shit pizza and I will kick her ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345816
You're both wrong, monogamy a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345819
>Diiiirtyyy~
>Cleeeaaaan~
Oh yes. The tireless Undead Maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345807
My waifu would totally win

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345827
Is she a big blue like mine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345831
No, shes an oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345834
Eww! Gross!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345431
Behold my mastery of gravity.

Behold my mastery of...POLLO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345795
Ah, that's reasonable. Even I they can I'd imagine their speech would still be too limited to relay any but the shortest messages.
Sort of surprised the message wasn't tucked into a garter in lieu of messenger birds, though that might have been too titillation for the MC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345834
That's some good taste right there. My waifu would still win though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345802

>my opinion on food is fact

Fucking hell you're pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345552
Sunshine Stripes: loving mother, grandmother and sexual tyrannosaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345816
>>13345822
Nonsense. The more the merrier, specially if everyone likes each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345851
I'm capping this so I can use it for bullying purposes later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345519
I know right? People who put pineapple on pizza should have their tongue removed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345844
>my opinion on food is fact
You mean like you've done? Jeez kettle, you're getting sloppy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345839
>Sort of surprised the message wasn't tucked into a garter in lieu of messenger birds
Damn. Wish I thought of that. That's like, a pun on three different levels. Shit. And yeah, that might have pushed him over the edge. I'm not planning more than one partner for him, though if I ever get to the point where I have nothing to write, I've always wanted to do alternate versions of my stuff. Could be cool to do this with the kiki as the focus instead of the ghoul. It'd be much sweeter that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345842
If we can cut this threadcanon nervous wreck spaghetti monster crap for a second I'd like to remind you the oomukade is considered one of the monsters of zipangu, the other being the stunningly rapetacular ushi-oni. Furthermore, they are described as having a ferocious nature as well as historically being feared by a dragon king.
One bite is all it takes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345857
>what if they don't like each other?
>how do you pay for that many kids?
>what if their "clocks" all sync up, which they will
You are not thinking this through, so I guess you are indeed a harem MC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343516
>>13343521
>>13343525
>>13343527
>>13343533
And people were trying to say the reason Loen left was because we chased him off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345878
We chased him off by being horrible and undeserving and unlovable and not good enough for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345878
No we chased him off, this was his last visit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345871
>>What if they do like each other?

>>how do you pay for that many kids?
>Being an irresponsible shit who would have a million kids without ensuing he can support them.

>>what if their "clocks" all sync up, which they will
If you can't keep up with everyone else then it really is best if you stick to a single wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345878
Don't jinx it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345851
>>13345858
Sheesh, it's like you people like that shit or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345889
>What if they do like each other?
I see you are a gambler.

>Being an irresponsible shit
Right, but don't pretend this matter is entirely up to you.

>If you can't keep up with everyone
I'm not even gonna grace that with a response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345866
That'd be cool if you'll still be feeling up for it once this story is concluded. Not to say I don't like Clara as a heroine, though Gryam better put more effort into dragging her out of the house at least to the rest of the property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345891
I unironically like Night Terrors and won't apologize for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345947
Aww, that's sweet. Too bad Alp ain't "in the mood" for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345966
Damn Alps and their mood swings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345975
It must be "that" time again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345975
That's why you chain them up in the basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345934
>though Gryam better put more effort into dragging her out of the house at least to the rest of the property.
You just made me realize I was planning to force a recluse out without into a massive crowd of people without working her up to it in small increments. Thanks, looks like there's still a bit of this to do for me to be happy with the pacing of the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345984
Is there Halo, beer and nachos?
>>13345988
>the story keeps on growing
I know that feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345998
No, she's not there to have fun.

She's there for me to have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346004
What kind of fun? Clamps and candles kind of fun?

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, it's me. The monster girl from the bus, remember? The last tour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345998
>Beer and nachos
I just had lunch anon, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346010
Is she one of the SerpenTeens?
>>13346012
Traditional Alp cuisine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346004
Come on, no need to be pushy. Most Alps would jump at the opportunity for some rape dungeon role play, you just have to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346007
Hey man, everything is possible down there...

>>13346017
>you just have to ask.
See, people who "ask" usually don't have a rape dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346010
I don't listen to pop rock, so I have no idea who you are.
You're probably mistaking me for someone else, don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346010
What tour
Last show I went was by Swans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346010
Sorry, I don't seem to recall anything. Though your friend over there I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not having a wife and a Kikimora mistress
>Not having your wife establish the pecking order every morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346010
Oh jeez, I don't want to be the guy responsible for breaking the band up over relationshit or making them fall into obscurity when everyone finds out she has a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346010

Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346036
>Both not being kikis

[Anonymous No.]

Will this ever get translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346048
But it is being translated.

Veeery slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346048
A chapter was just released recently, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345988
I was wondering if you planned for her to go out only to have her panic over the experience, though I didn't know her reasons for her secluded lifestyle so that remained only speculation on my part. It'll be definitely more conductive of their budding relationship if she's eased into it. Also gives more opportunities for interactions and showcasing the characters, depending on how much you want to go into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346010
Why do you people eat shitty posts like these up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346019
>See, people who "ask" usually don't have a rape dungeon.
Oh come on now, saying "Could you please rub the lotion on your skin, otherwise I might be forced to apply the hose again." never hurt anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346016
If an alp tries to get me to eat nachos as a "traditional cuisine" she's getting spanked and taught how to actually cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346079
Alp according to keikaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346076
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346087
Damn.

You just can't win with alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346079
I'm not sure you understand this negative reinforcement thing, anon. You don't reward them for undesired behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346099
That's stereotyping anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346077
I do try to remain polite, if that helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345650
Best Darkstalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346096
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346131
What? I never said I wanted to fuck one.

God damn anon, way too quick on the draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346131
A true faggot would want the Alp to peg them with their big black spadetail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343374

Depends on who the Hobbit is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346134
That's not why I said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346137
>black spadetail
Do they come in pink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346143
>>13343374
I would rather have some Hobbit action myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346154
You can paint them pink.
>>13346159
No thank you, we don't want any sexy hi-jinks here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346159
But huge hairy feet.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Anubis actually pantsu on head retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346068
In my mind it was always just a lack of exposure. Being born from death into a sheltered environment and never leaving for whatever reason seems like it would foster a strong fear of the unknown, especially if you have no memories from life.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346175
Why is she blushing? It's just headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346147
Why then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346163
But who's gonna brush away all of the knots in her hair then?

>>13346170
Tiny hairy feet are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346170

>Hating on Hobbit feet
>And therefore by extension, Troll feet

Plebeian pls go they're the best girls to play footsies with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346192
>who
A faceless old wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346196
This is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345771

I've noticed a lot of the dead writefags on the list vanished around the same time as the move. from /a/. I still wonder whether some of them would still be here if they knew about this place.
>enjoy a story
>read last available part
>ok, just have to wait until the next update then
>notice the most recent chapter was posted almost a year ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346213
They know we're here. They just don't care anymore. We've been abandoned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346216
For good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346197
No!
No faceless old wizard will molest my hobbits!
Only I'm allowed to do that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346229
I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346216

Well, this thread is a wretched hive of scum and villainy after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346234
Saruman will scourge the Shire and all the cute little Hobbit girls will get it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346234
>>13346196
Wow, those guys from earlier were right, those hairy feet are gross.

AND STOP RAPING TLOTR ASSHOLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346243
Those pictures are a million times more desirable than Tom Bombadil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346243

>Raping TLOTR

You do realize that in The Hobbit there was actually no identifying gender given to Bilbo Baggins? Bilbo could very well have been female for all anybody knew.

I'm not even saying that to be a panderer to SJW bullshit, it's just don't knock on Hobbit girls when you'd a second brunch with Fem-Bilbo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346243
I PLAYED SHADOW OF MORDOR AND I DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT

FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346240
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>13346243
>AND STOP RAPING TLOTR ASSHOLE!
You're saying that like female hobbits aren't canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346261
Except for "him". You know. The English language works that way.
>>13346264
Even the QTE fight against Sauron was a million times better than Tom Bombadil.

[Anonymous No.]

The best thing about hobbit girls is that most of them are just tall enough to have their face on your crotch while standing up and some are even smaller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346268
Yes. And the best part? Once you taste Sharku, you become his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346216

Its still depressing. One particular writefag had a message on his pastebin saying he was working on another chapter soon and he hadn't forgotten the story. The message is almost a year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346279
He's in a better place now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346268
>like female hobbits aren't canon

Why are you people so fucking stupid? Bilbo is not a girl, is the issue here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346213
>Limp_Nicky will never finish his orphanage story with the axeman and loli Anubis
>Tarrek and Yananon will never finish their yandere Shirohebi story
>there will never be a proper yandere Apophis story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346286
I always feel like this is a giantess picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346286
>proper yandere Apophis
Is creating a new nation with a competent military over a period of several decades to overthrow and humiliate Pharaoh for the crime of stealing her hubby yandere enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346289
I feel bullied

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best bigamy combo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346292
I was thinking of something along the lines of an Anubis and her husbando nabbing a NEET, and throwing him into the lair of an incredibly lonely and clingy Apophis.

That works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346307
>That works too
No enthusiasm detected. Terminating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346306
Well certainly not those two.

One is a psychopathic maneater and the other is boring as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346286

>Yananon
I miss him the most. Yanderes are love and they need more stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346315
I can taste your saltiness from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346306
Shirohebi and Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346284
>Bilbo is not a girl
It's not about Bilbo, silly. It's about cute hobbitses, doing cute non-hobbitses things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346315

Lizardgirl there has amazing tits though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346306
Dragon and Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346329
Fuck off already, alps by themselves are bad enough, we don't need faggots that want to turn loved, respectable characters into girls just to fuck them parading around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346277

The only kind of yandere I can imagine Apophis being is one who gives a boy she's keen on regular doses of her venom in his sleep, to the point that he doesn't even realize he's doused in her >MAMANOMANA.

The kind of yandere who reveals that, similar to the Yandere Holstaur with her milk in the confectionaries, she was making him hers in body and soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346341
>alps by themselves are bad enough, we don't need faggot that want to turned loved, respectable mythological monsters into girls just to fuck them
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346340
>tfw that one Dragon and Ryu story where the MC tries to win the love of both will never get finished ;~;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346306
Apophis and Shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346320
Bite me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346340
I'd rather Dragon and Jabberwocky, but the quality of your taste still checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346341
>we don't need faggots that want to turn loved, respectable characters into girls just to fuck them parading around.
But that's exactly what this whole fucking thread is all about:

Turn loved and feared, respectable characters and monsters into girls just to fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346352
A Mantis would love to nibble on your ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346344
>monstergirls don't represent species of monsters, which can have males and females
>turning a male character into a girl is the same thing as moefying a female monster into something fuckable

Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346370
..or face, or eyes, or internal organs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346370
I'd rather shoot my own ear off thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346361
Go away alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346306
Valkyrie / Dark Valkyrie
Angel / Dark Angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346371
Angels were all male in the mythology they're from. Anubis was a male deity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346371
Monsterboys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346306
Gazer/Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346371
>My depravity is more acceptable than your depravity because of reasons.
Your reasons are not even that good, and some of them monsters where unique in their nature and specified to have been male.

Your faggotry is no better than that of anyone else in here and as soon as you realize it you will live a much happier life where people are incapable of trolling you because of your depravity since you embrace it and accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346379
Aww, did I make you shit your diaper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346406
Unf!

[Anonymous No.]

Line 144
http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4
>Oubliette

Today we again meet a certain Mr. █. ██████, CEO of ████████ FILM CORPORATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346407
So, pretty much like /d/?

>>13346408
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346392
>implying that science, logic, original sources, or anything else matters with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346396
Not the point, and not what I meant. Should have said "represent species, and left it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346412
Every time I see a fucking black bar it reminds me of that band I liten when I'm deppressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346415
But you just said that we're not allowed to turn males into females!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346412
Oh, you're still working on this too? Goodie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346421
You're supposed to say "nice surprise boxes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346414
>So, pretty much like /d/?
Yeah. It's one of the reasons why /d/ is one of the friendlier boards on 4Chan.
They just don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346415
not even that guy, just pointing out a flaw in your argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be an attendant for an MG that lost her arms/wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346416
Monsterboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346431
It really is a wonderful place, I can confirm that. They've given me ideas sometimes. Not ideas I ever got around to actually writing though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346412
Oh boy, comeuppance is delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346431
easy to be friendly when you have a knobby foot-long dragon dildo crammed inside your colon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346428
It's funny how I can't even find a youtube video

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346436
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346427
Yes and no, the document style was a lot of work for fairly little payoff, so most likely I'm just going to use it as a box for desert-themed one-shots. There's another one coming out soon, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346459
>coming out soon
Why you gotta be so productive? I'll feel bad about myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346462
Well, the updates are always pretty short, so you can console yourself with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346504
No I can't, so are mine, and they feel so few now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345484
The new profile makes them even worse

>Furthermore, while it has been presumed that matango can't move on their own, recently matango that have received plenty of nutrients from men have stopped rooting themselves in the ground. They've even been observed moving by being carried by their men while having their roots entwined around them. (However, they remain joined with their men and it is said that they continue having sex even right in the middle of moving around).

>You will never have to forcefully evacuate your village to prevent the spread caused by a charging matango couple
>You will never have to erect barbed wire fences and barricades around towns lost to contamination to quarantine the infection

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346508
Good, lets leave it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346519
That's, uhh, is that mean or nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346516
There's only one way to fix matangos in the grimhugbox. You call a special kind of paladin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346528
Hateful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346533
Why? Are you my Frank Grimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346519
Could you tell it was Alp straight away or are you the guy flaming every writefag ITT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346392
>Angels
>All male

Depends on the mythology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346549
Wait, since when was it an established fact it was Alp? Aren't you jumping the gun here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346554
I believe it's pretty obvious he mean Abrahamic base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346392
Oh, and MGE's anubis may be based on a male God, but it's not him specifically, unlike the thread's version of Ra and Set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346556
Those seem awfully like Alp posts to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346423
You're talking to someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346567
It's all in your head. Why would Alp post a fluffy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346559
Doesn't matter, angels are not universally male as he was stating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346306
TWO USHI-ONIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346580
Would they be twins with a deep connection to one another?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346580
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346580
>>13346586
No.

Ushi's are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346590
Ushi childhood friends are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346590
Ushis are great, I bet you like Matangos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346580
Jesus 1 is hardcore.
2 is death by painful snuu snuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346437
The point, dear anon, is that a species normally has both genders, hence, there's nothing wrong with turning them I to fuckable representations of them. But that guy was turning specific male characters into females, and there's the rub.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you have story ideas, but they're all edgy as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346407
>Let's be like /d/

Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13343447
This gave me an erection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346600
Boo-hoo anon. Rule 63 has been around for a long time. I'm not a big fan of it but it exists and your bitching won't change it.
>>13346601
Obtain sandpaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346601
Do them faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346605
/d/ is great though. No shitstorms, only lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346596
>>13346598
Complete shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346590
Cowspiders are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346601
Who cares? Not everything has to be for whiney babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346612
>/d/ is great, though
>Diaper threads
>Fart threads
>Vore threads
>Transformation threads
>Threads of a girl taking a car up her ass
Fucking wot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346625
>I don't have a specific fetish
>therefore the board where these fetishes are meant to be discussed is of a low quality
I don't get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346531
better version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCWqLfJQd-8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346616
I wonder how comfy using an ushi's spider back as a bed would be? And how they would feel about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346625
>>Threads of a girl taking a car up her ass
What is this I don't even

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346607
>Been around a long time

So has faggotry, yet we're not all screaming for cock.

>>13346612
Go there then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346625
>Literally stop liking what I don't like
Not him, but /d/ isn't rife with faggots like you. It's already better than most board, simply because it accepts that not every one likes the same thing and respects that. The only thing I've ever seen /d/ actively hate on is futa, because it saturates that board all ready. And that's still a minority. Most of them just look for their own threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346640
Not even him but
>All fetishes are equal guys, s-seriously

Nobody believes that. Just like nobody believes a doomie cult is the same as a major religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346648
I wonder that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346663
But I never said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346648
>>13346666
It seems like it'd be quite hard, being muscle and bone under some fur, but probably soft enough to sleep on. She'd probably enjoy it at first but get frustrated when she can't cuddle you back and flip herself on her back and crush you in her leghug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346662
And when you start to accept everything with absolutely zero standards whatsover, everything eventually turns to shit. Can you honestly tell me you could find a person's ass being stretched around a car attractive. There's nothing wrong with abnormal fetishes, but when you just let them devolve to Sonic fandom levels of fucked up, there's going to be very little of quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>Search through the pastebin
>cyoa-anon titles
They only get better with time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346651
I went to look.
I really wish I didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346693
I personally think it's the way of all things.

[Anonymous No.]

No one is better than Wurm-chan at giving hugs! No one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346728
Yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346676
no 6-legged leg-locking when you're on her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346728
Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346728
The Yetiwurm is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346737
Is that a Wurm with a sweater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346662
>The cock board hates clocks

Well, did not see that coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346740
We need this
I need this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346746
WURMSWEATERPUPPIES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346289
Me too. I could dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346745
Obviously not all of them, just a few who would have kept quiet if not for the massive over saturation. Even /d/eviants can only be so patient when their threads are literally cockblasted 24/7. Dunno how it is now though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346728
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346758
The BDSM general is what I go there for, and they're not very futa-heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346728
Literally every other monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346773
Nuh-huh! Wurm's mom said so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346759
If only she had horns and fluffy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346776
Mothers are incredible liars and not worth the time and day.

If I had a monster mother I'd abandon her the second I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346773
>>13346781
Whatever you say, Suicide-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346781
Lying to a Wurm is a crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346781
That's a one way ticket to /ss/ anon. Better hope it's a nice MG that finds you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346782
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346412
Mr. CEO is not the sharpest arrow in the quiver, not that the plan that landed him there didn't make it clear already. At least Matangos have a constructive purpose now.

Glad you got around to adding to this one again, a shame that the report format didn't work out for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346175
Haku Best Puzzle.

[Anonymous No.]

Fluffanons call out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13341543
Didn't Trader Anon go back on that to posting in threads though because the time it took for any resonable number to votes to happen was too long for him?
Also pretty sure if he wasn't dead before from lack of people wanting him to continue, he's super dead now because everyone thinks he was behind the CYOA shitposting 4-5 threads ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346786
Nice MGs always look for children to bring back to their mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346801
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346794
Cutest? meh. Ability? not even close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346801
Scales > Fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346306
Anubis and Dragon.
Runner-up: Lich and Nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346821
Damn it Anon, we signed the truces years ago that scales and fluffs are equal
Do you want to start another One Year War?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346824
What about Pharaoh plus Anubis mistress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346824
My niggest of niggas.
That runner-up ain't too shabby, either

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346825
War never ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346830
I don't much care for Pharaohs personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346306

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346832
No it's "War never changes" you buttface

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346794
That's not kali.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346846
War has changed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346846
F4 never. Or the same time as Half Life 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this /d/iscussion

you fucking nerds, you're going to summon the unmentionable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346901
>you're going to summon the unmentionable
But you just did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346901
You're two hours late you dumb fuck.

>>13346900
If it isn't made by Obsidian it's gonna be SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346901
>You're going to summon the unmentionable
>Proceeds to summon the unmentionable
It's the people like you why Lich's don't do apprentices anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346900
>Game isn't by Obsidian

Anon it's not gonna be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346901
Discussion had already stopped you stupid bastard.

You

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346907
>>13346910
>>13346913
>>13346926
Don't be mean. Can't you see he only wanted to post such a hilarious picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346306
Kikimora and a Devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346930
Well can we at least talk about lewd Cheshires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346930
But being mean is all I'm good at. And that was a stupid picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346936
I know, I was being sarcastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346933
I have this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346933
MILFy Cheshires a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13345265
>More ghoul already
Oh yes, I like this. Always a good thing to wake up to. Anyways, honestly I don't really give a fuck about how people come off, as long as the content itself is fine. You keep up with shit like this, and I'll usually keep reading too. That said, you seem chill to me, so just relax. I didn't follow the chain completely, because I'm just skimming over things to catch up, so excuse me if I missed something.

>>13345635
This was a continuation from the other day, yeah? Really amusing, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346944
Nice.
>>13346945
MILFy monster girls a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346945
Milfy anything is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346959
You mean cake

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346945
>MILFy
Is that used to describe a body-type? I can see that being used to refer to a Sabbath member post de-lolification cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346965
Milf/CC/ara ara, mature soft healthy women a best.
>>13346969
Like that.
>>13346970
Yeah its mainly for older healthy women.

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally get a girlfriend
>A Lilim
>Okay so what if she just said 'sure' like she was ordering a side dish but who cares
>When you were reading a thriller novel you here her snickering and giggling at her laptop
>You ask what's she laughing at and she starts to have a twinkle in her eye
>It turns out that she was browsing a thread
>A mock thread, from GentlyCaressing.com
>"Look at this anon, look at these quotes"
>"I fixed this guy's tires and even forged better springs for his truck, and all he did was offer me donuts"
>"All the good men are taken, why do they go for muscle heads over a nice Wisp like me?"
>"Men are complete whores, I was stalking this guy and then this Tengu fucking swooped in and boned him on the spot. I even took the time to play it cool, play nice and gentile for weeks and this bitch goes in to ruin everything"
>Your mouth was agape as the mock thread produced more quotes of increasing loneliness and anger as you scanned the posts
>"How can you laugh at this? That's so sad"
>"How can't I? These people are so pathetic, just rape a man, or at the very least be straightforward. Anyways I wanted to show you some more. You've seen nothing yet. There's this thread here that's about middle aged Harpies yelling at the government for not being an avian-ocracy. There's this one where a group of people got a photo shota ring forum shut down just to collect tears."
>With each word and image it was like gazing into the abyss
>A window to gaze at endless echo chambers
>You had to look away
>"It's not so bad once you get used to these sights. I hope you do so soon, so we can both laugh together."
>"I feel like I'll become a terrible person if I do."
>"Don't sweat it Anon, you're not hurting anyone by laughing."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346970
>Is that used to describe a body-type?
Yes. It's inaccurate but that's how it's used across most of the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346969
Aww yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346974
I personally prefer slender hourglass shaped older women.

[Anonymous No.]

BIG BAD
OGRE ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346981
>>"It's not so bad once you get used to these sights. I hope you do so soon, so we can both laugh together."
I can relate to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346969
The guy looks like Charlie Brown in the top right panel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346981
>GentlyCaressing.com

That Lilim is right though. Being straightforward is the best way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346981
Well, time to get the fuck out of dodge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347004

I want it.

I WANT IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346981
>>"Men are complete whores, I was stalking this guy and then this Tengu fucking swooped in and boned him on the spot. I even took the time to play it cool, play nice and gentile for weeks and this bitch goes in to ruin everything"

Speaking as someone who as a tengu as his waifu, she was a loser for getting blocked by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347004

It's time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346981
I wonder where are the oni related comments
Are they normies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347018
It's a good site, it just went downhill after its random board got on Wikipedia's front page and a bunch of normies invaded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347058
Do monster girl Dragons etc. still kidnap princesses along with men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346981
>shota ring
I want to see something like this get expanded upon. That, and stuff involving dystopias and orphanages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347061
>I wonder where are the oni related comments

>"All the good men are taken, why do they go for muscle heads over a nice Wisp like me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13340528
Princess carrying is reserved for emergencies, daughterus, and times of imminent impregnation only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347066
I think they'd kidnap princes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347069
I-I was distracted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347066
It obviously depends of their sexual orientation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347074
Maybe they kidnap both? Princes for sex, Princesses for turning into Monster Girls.
>>13347083
Fair point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347058
>That
>Intimidating

Pfft, she'll have nothing but slow overheads, It'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347066
Only as a means to lure in a particular knight. She keeps them relatively comfortable, and lets them go once she has her knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347040
>>13347058
Good Luck, Breeder.

>>13347066
Yes. That way they get the biggest and baddest of knights to come for them right into their lair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347092
>>13347093
Must be awkward while they are waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347093
HNNNNNNNGH

That's why you always get proper training before snu snu sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347083
>Yuri Dragon kidnaps a Human Princess to violate
>Paladin barges in only to interrupt some literally steamy cunnilingus
>They're both in elaborate loligoth dresses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347083
Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347099
Nah, she has alot of different board games.
She specially likes D&D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346740
>Wurm puts on a sweater and scarf to be a Yeti
>Gets heat stroke

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347099
>...
>...
>So... wanna play video games?

>>13347107
Careful, you might trigger the aspies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347093
How would that even work? Unless she's either the most sensitive woman in existence or his dick is twice the size of his body I doubt she'd feel anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347083
That makes no sense because there aren't homo monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347093
Doesn't matter, had snu snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347093
Eh, you can always find other ways to please her without breaking your pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347083
Stop. Right. There.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347107
Sit in the corner and aggressively masturbate. Either you're getting a very entertaining show, or you might get lucky and they'll invite you in once you unsheathe your Excalibur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347119
>>13347125
Contain your autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347083
Their sexual orientation is straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347110
So she kidnaps and tortures them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347110
>Okay, you move into the cave, and inside you see a....
>MY PRINCESS I HAVE COME TO RESCUE YOU
>Oh God dammit we were getting to a good bit. Could you wait for about an hour so we can finish this session?
>>13347113
What video games do Dragons like? Old school collect a thons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347129
>>13347083
>>13347107

Fuck off.

>>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

A kiki
A kiki
My kingdom for a kiki.
Thin or fat
Short or tall
Busty as a holstaur or flat as a witch.
She could be built like an oni or weak as an elf.
Kuu, tsun, dere, or Yan
Just give me a kiki, I only need one!
Holy crap, how does a short visit to lay grass turn into 5 hours of cleaning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347129
Contain your yurishit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347139
We heard you the first time.

>>13347144
You must be terribly autistic if you're taking this so seriously.

>>13347147
I don't even like yuri, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347083
>monster girls
>sexual orientation
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347142
Panzer Dragoon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347083
It's kinda pathetic how everyone gets their panties in a bunch over this silly thing.

>>13347142
They'd, predictably, like RPGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347128
>Kidnapped Princess watches stupefied as her supposed rescuer stops to fap
>Dragon proceeds to violate her delicate orifice with her long, lewd tongue
>Princess squirms in orgasm
>Paladin cums buckets in the corner
>Everybody looks each other in the eye
>Nobody knows what's going to happen next
>Dragon is actually a Blue and uses her breath weapon to make the Paladin cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347110
>Do I get a bonus to seduction if I'm naked?
>Yes but it adds a 56% chance that they attempt to rape you.
>And the 44%?
>They take you out to dinner first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347160
Disappointed it didn't end in a threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347164
The night is young anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347141
/tg/, please. Not everyone isinterested in knowing the differences between 4.0 and 3.5 or what tabletop RPG is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347160
>Shock-induced orgasm after having just blown your load
That seems like it would be painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347164
>Paladin becomes a slave to Dragon's breath weapon
>Princess gets eventually totally left out as Dragon zaps Paladin over the edge again and again
>Princess finally wanders off and goes home
>Lies about what happened because nobody would believe it
>Now everybody thinks Paladin heroically gave his life to rescue her
>Instead he's getting his rocks zapped off every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347159
>>13347150
Maybe because Yuri is about as welcome as MObs and your autistic asses keep pushing. Even fujoshit kun had the decency to make his own threads and leave once they didn't take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347179
>Princess finally wanders off and goes home

>not having her turn into a dragon as well

4/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347179
What a twist!

>>13347182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oTSGz34KNg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347182
MBs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347190
Two dragons, one hoard. Sounds like it would be messy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347201
The princess would be able to reward him appropriately now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347201
Just the way I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347190
Not even Lilims can turn girls into dragongirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347191
We do, you stupid fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347209
Sounds like you don't believe in magic anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347209
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347209
But lilims are supposed to be OP as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347209

Read that line again. It's difficult, involves a lot of energy, and requires the girl to have certain characteristics. But it IS possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347209
>Not even Lilims can turn girls into dragongirls.
...easily or arbitrarily
>>13347217
Fallen Miadens:
>"dditionally, even a lilim with overwhelming demonic energy cannot easily change them into monsters such as “baphomet”, “echidna”, “dragon”. In the case of creating a highest rank monster in this way, not only must the lilim herself use a vast amount of demonic energy, there are various conditions that the human woman being changed into a monster must satisfy, such as possessing a lot of mana to begin with, the direction of the woman's desires, strength, and other qualities. Only then is it possible to change them into one of these races. Since human women who can be changed into these races are extremely precious, when a lilim spots these women, she will aggressively attempt to change them into these monsters."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347191
>Eventually a new Paladin comes around to avenge his brother's death
>He finds the first guy and the Dragon cuddling in bed
>Paladins look each other in the slit
>Second Paladin goes home
>He just doesn't know what the fuck
>First Paladin continues to cuddle and occasionally cum with Dragon
>Dragon zaps him off a dozen times before bed
>Just as he falls asleep he hears her voice
>"Wow, Mr. Paladin, 15 cumshots a day? You sure are a hard day's knight."

[Anonymous No.]

just trawling pixiv, has http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48626812 been translated perchance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347224
MGE is not the be all and end all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347228
You can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks in two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347224
Cannot easily is the key word there.
It's possible but its the difference between heating up leftover's for dinner or making a five course meal.
They can do it but it takes a lot more out of them and isn't guaranteed.
I'd rather just lay cursed items about town to screw with people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347224
>Cannot easily change
>easily

I'm not seeing a no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347228
>Look eachother in the slit
Why do I always imagine paladins continiously wearing helmets, even in the shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347179
Good End.

>>13347182
Not him but what's MObs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347224
>>13347209
Deruella corrupts Mersé into an echidna though.

It's possible, just very hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347237
When the Yuridragon breaks out the horrible puns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347224
>>13347238
>>13347239
Is this like KC's "almost always" being an "always" in disguise?

>>13347244
I too had a time wondering what it was, most probably monsterboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347243
That's pretty cool. Like wearing aviator shades even when sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347228
>Charon dragon
plz no

>>13347243
Because that's what they do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347244
Misspell. "MBs", monsterboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347250
I'd bring up Baphomet complex as a counter point as I believe that was a lilim but >>13347245 is the most obvious example.

>>13347258
Such a short answer, you really don't drag on do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347257
Mandatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347245
>That design
I always knew KC was chuuni as fuck, but come on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347249
She ain't yuridragon anymore, Anon. She lost to dick, as is the destiny of all monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347250
>Is this like KC's "almost always" being an "always" in disguise?
This is just some bullshit that people bring up to try and press their "stop liking what I don't like" headcanon.
It's ballsy, I'll give them that, to claim that "the translation's right, but what KC says is different to what he means", but come on, it is ex prima facie utter bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347152
To be fair monster transform humen women through sex, Honey Bees molest Alraune, and Liliraune exists. Monsters seem to have homosexual tendencies, but yeah other than then those situations yuri doesn't fit well in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347264
Oh. Ok, that makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347231
Unfortunately not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347277
>lost to dick
>milks a guy dry with lightning bolts
Sounds like she conquered the dick to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347278
I can't tell if you're shitting on me or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347264
I thought you fucked up the I for the O. Would have made more sense for Men in Blacks. Though I guess the rest wouldn't have made as much sense. Do you just hate Will Smith that much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347286
There is no winning or losing with Dick, Anon. Only love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347279
>homosexual tendencies
They only do it to corrupt the woman and nothing else. They want the D. and don't care about females at all

>inb4 that yurifag appears again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347279
Isn't their desire to convert women the same as their desire to fuck men? Like they see a man they want to fuck him, they see a woman they want to convert her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347243
I thought that was natural in fantasy settings for everyone that's an adventurer type or something similar. Except wizards, those guys always wear their bathrobes instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347297
He's racist!!!

>>13347301
>>inb4 that yurifag appears again
Don't jinx it.

>>13347304
And their pointy hats and disgusting beards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347304
>Except wizards, those guys always wear their bathrobes instead.

Knigga do you even warmage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347265

Yeah Baphomet was an unnamed lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop arguing over nerdy shit and fuck monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347286
What matters is that she found that special dick, just for her and it even comes with a hunky knight attached.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiMqZmNHU1I

>MFW keep having a story idea of a guy who reincarnates after almost every death
>Winding up in a smokey night bar with Charon as the bartender
>MFW he and her share new conversations every time he dies, since he never remembers her
>MFW she enjoys his company since unlike the other people on the Styx they don't just ignore her
>MFW my name is Charon... I perform a much needed job... in this river of the dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347313
No, go fuck yourself.

I don't want to fuck a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347313
But they aren't real (sadly).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347313
>Implying she wouldn't already grab me by the foot and throw me to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347320
What would you do to a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347331
Absolutely nothing aside from maybe being friends with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347317
So like Waiting for Godot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347320
>>13347337
What are you even doing here if you don't want to fuck monster girls?

>>13347331
That's the spirit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347337
Which monster girl would you most like to be friends with?

[Anonymous No.]

TIME TO WELD A METALLIC CONDOM WITH EDGY SPIKES TO A CHASTITY BELT DESIGNED FOR MEN AND MAKE MILLIONS WITH THIS IDEA.

>>13347337
Fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347342
Because I still want to talk about them, I just don't want to fuck them is all.

>>13347346
I guess every one of them so long as they don't act like a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347328
You. I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never curse an arrogant princess to slowly transform into an arachne after she stole your poptart.
>She will never come weeping to you one day, asking you to change her back due to the kingdom fearing her.
>You will never refuse, casting her into the wilderness because she still won't apologize for the poptart.


I would be a terrible wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347354
>Because I still want to talk about them, I just don't want to fuck them is all.
I don't understand that at all but I wont push it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347366
>Not going full muscle wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347366
>she still won't apologize for the poptart.
What a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347366
Wizards are douches, they need to be stopped.

I'd cuddle a miserable and haughty Arachne. And I'm afraid of Spiders, but I hate seeing proud girls be miserable and sad even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347366
>using your powers for evil

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347378
>>13347376

She stole a man's poptart.
You never steal a man's poptart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346010
you were the girl stuck to seat 38 on Phydeaux III!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347340

Something of the sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347378
>using your powers for petty evil instead of burning the whole world to the ground for no reason
Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347376
>Wizards are heroes, they need to be supported.
FTFY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347146
Dedication.

Kiki a cute.
It would help to give me that little boost I need to get off my ass.

But more importantly, I could heatpat and tenderly bully her, with the added bonus points if my form of "bullying" turns her on.

And I won't give her what she want's till she's dripping puddles on the floor faster than she can clean them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347383
Look at her getting all full of herself. Disgusting. She obviously wasn't dicked hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347390
Wizards make nice girls cry and ruin their lives forever.

Menaces to society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347383
Jesus, what's with the cuts and shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347366
>Not cursing the proud, cruel proud warrior queen to turn into a large mouse
>Not cursing the local town beauty to become an oomukade
>Not turning that little girl who called you "Mister poop head" to be an oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347383
Lovely, aside from the marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347403
It's a running gag that cyclops are masochists, so her husband beats her up and she gets off from it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to curse a holstaur to not be able to milk herself or be milked by others until she finds her true love.

I want to curse a tanuki to forever lose all money she has until she learns true charity.

I want to curse a haughty dragon to be a big dumb fatty because she stole my lunch even though it had my name on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347403
Probably she was abused or something like that and you saved her.

[Anonymous No.]

Wizards are the fucking worst. I want to see Wizards hung on racks, burnt at the cross, suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347399
>nice girls
You better not be a traitor mate, cause you're starting to sound like one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347383
What a lovely monoeye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347413
>even though it had my name on it.

Shit down her chimney.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347342

>Monstergirls are only for fucking and absolutely nothing else ever

Not this shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347424
>traitors being mad that there are humans who aren't bitches

[Anonymous No.]

Conglaturation! Through extensive wizard training, you can now transform any monster into an oppai loli. Who do you use your powers on first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347424
Say sorry for the fucking poptart, bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347424
B-but I'm a wizard, anon. What did I ever do to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347407
>>13347403
you know, with that one eye, "accidents" happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347431
You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347431
Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347431
Nobody because that's a stupid fucking spell.

I want to do cool shit like ignite my fists in magic flames without feeling pain and punch people with it goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347392
Snail trails are a safety hazard, anon. Not to mention your whole house would smelly like Kiki cootch by the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347392
Kikimora is best maid/ waifu.
Clean how sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347431
Baphomet, then watch the Sabbath fall into anarchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347438
Can't Lilims already change their bodies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13342116
>chubby onee-san oni
>friend of the family
>she takes you to all of your little league games
>takes you to the park
>has all kinds of non sexual fun with you
>one day she comes to your house crying
>her family is moving and today's her last day here
>she said she had something to show you and was upset because "of how rushed it was"
what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347431
Apophis.

I'd also gift her with the ability to lactate Holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347452
I try to sneak with her because I want to be her husband and make her smile, and never want to be apart from my Onee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347446
A trio of them is best.
>Older, no nonsense type with glasses
>Two younger energetic ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347452
Feel sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347452
I move on. Also, Onee-sans are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347448
Don't know, if so then I keep doing it till she stops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347431
An oppai loli wurm would be just the right size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347445
It´s just the smell of love anon. Besides, that smell won´t linger with a cute Kiki as maid. Though she might be too busy in her Masters bedroom most of the day.

>>13347446
I agree anon. Kikimora´s are olev.
They just want what´s best for you. They want you to be succesfull, they want you to be happy and above all they want you to have lots and LOTS of daughterus with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347452
No abs no anything
I'd still feel sad though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13346143
Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347472
Can't decide if that Kiki is too cute to tease or too cute not to tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347452
See what it is she wants to show me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347489
Alternate between bullying and lovey dovey. It's sure to work out some how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347405
Would you reward good women?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you drink that rum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347499
From the bottle, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347499
She's making a mess it's gonna be sticky after

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347499
FLATTY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347497
Not him, but I would.

I would be like the Santa Claus wizard of sex, rewarding good girls with gifts that they want and bad girls with punishments that will teach them to be good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347472
>Finally have free time due to summer break from classes, after being AWOL from MGG for months
>Scroll to bottom of thread
>MWF first pic I see is one of my drawings.

Home is where the heart is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347431
All baphomets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347499
Not from her lap, but I wouldn't mind it if it were a MG I liked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347515
What kinds of good girls would you reward with what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347517
Your heart is now smeared with shit.

Welcome back regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347431

>want to cast flames from my hands like a fucking god
>but can't because my magic turns woman into little girls with big tits
>get pissed off and try to shoot thunder at the heavens
>turns out that spell makes me cum confetti instead

Being a wizard in the MG world is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347517
Welcome again, grab a drink and join us

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347497
>Woman who is generous with charity becomes a dragon with a horde.
>flat, kind girl becomes a holst.
>little girl who shared her candy gets a head pat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347527
>Being a shitty wizard in the MG world is suffering.
Hit the tomes and git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347530
You're a good man anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347481

No idea who that is but okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347517
Welcome back, Danna. We missed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347527
>>turns out that spell makes me cum confetti instead
Why did this make laugh
>>13347530
>That spoiler
You monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347499
Kitsoviet-chan has really wide hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347298
Mi negro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347515
>I would be like the Santa Claus wizard of sex, rewarding good girls with gifts that they want and bad girls with punishments that will teach them to be good girls.
Do you at least lift the curses from the bad girls after a while? And would you be braced to deal with their husbands when they find out you cursed their waifus?

An angry Dragonslut who finds out his waifu no longer can make a smug laugh because some wizard wants to teach her a lesson on humility can be a dangerous thing Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347499
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347550

That's because Kitsch-chan is for tender sweaty summer dickings, Polynesian style.

Four days, no breaks going at it like the most lethargic monkeys to ever have existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347550
But tovarish, wide hip good for easy birth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347554
From the sounds of it he's only doing the curses and rewards to human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347527
>debuff powerful enemies like wurms by turning them into little girls with poor balance
>immobilize them with torrents of confetti
>I call it the Shit Wizard One-Two Punch Manouver

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347554
>Not turning a domineering green dragon into a loli form who is as weak as a kitten and whose fire breath is now soap bubbles

Please, she will learn her lesson and free herself in the process Unless she comes at me again, then its permanent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347515
What's a 'good girl?'

>>13347550
She's a bit pear-shaped, and that's absolutely fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347447
>>13347519
THESE NIGGAS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347526
>>13347529
>>13347537

So anything interesting or major happen? Saw IRC was removed from monstah blogspot, we got new KC profiles, and a new blog popped up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347562
Oh, OK then. I don't give two shits about Human Girl smiles.

>>13347571
But Anon, her Dragonslut likes his Domineering women, and he certainly wouldn't like weak loli soaps, or the wizard who turned her into one. You'd be pissing him off, and subs are some pretty weird bastards. Not the kind of people you'd want to mess with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347517
Nice to see that you were missing due to obligations and not other issues. Welcome back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347583
>fearing subs
>ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347572
>She's a bit pear-shaped, and that's absolutely fantastic.
Preach it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347107
Assuming I write a second chapter of a story not even out yet by July, it will have a Black-scaled Lesbian Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347583
>subs
>Not the kind of people you'd want to mess with.
Ok you got me, I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347522
I would reward them with assets that will help them in their quest of love or other thing they need.

The flat werecat will become oppai to get that sempai she likes to notice her.
The wimpy dragon who shares her hoard who those who need it will become more powerful and gain a luck charm to attract riches.
The human girls will get material goods,or whatever human girls want these days.

All the girls will write their cards to Papa Noel and I bless their cards with my magical spirit energy if they have been good or curse them if they have been bad.

>>13347554
I only lift the curses of the girls who have learned their lesson.

Being a wizard I don't have to take shit from anyone, specially men who won't even learn a transmutation spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347543
You can't stop me anon. She was a good girl and will be rewarded that way until her tongue is lolling out and her eyes are spinning.

>>13347583
Please, I have a contingency for every situation.
He isn't the first sub I'd have angered and he certainly won't be the last

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347578
Eh, the usual really, don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347589
>>13347596
>Getting between a sub and the woman her loves
An angry sub is a deadly sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347578
It's the same old same old. If you missed out on Cait Sith then good on you. At this point they've been regulated to furniture that you feed until they get more comfortable to sit or lay upon. Kakuen was widely accepted. Shitstorms happen daily. Just need to ride them out. That's pretty much everything from a thread perspective. Might need to ask the IRC for their perspective because I don't go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347596
>take shit from anyone
Until you run across a Magic Dragon who passively absorbs spells or a MagiKnight who knows Runic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347604
What's his plan? Drowning us in his tears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347583
>I don't give two shits about Human Girl smiles.

Not even Human Girls who want to become monster girls?
>>13347596
How nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347608
The best use for those jerk cats I've ever found.
Sofa is a bro though, not like beanbag chair who keeps shouting at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347604
"Please turn her back".
"No".
"Okay".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347301
>>13347307
>Implying I give a shit
I've argued it enough and really, I'd rather just play vidya and eat my fresh baked goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347604 made me smile.

>>13347630
It's been two hours already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347608
I think Cait Sith is pretty cute. A nice lap cat and anthromorph sidekick that'll be your bestbro. If you can stand the high-pitched voice and adding 'nya' where possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347611
>>13347629
Subfags wouldn't be sub for everyone, just their waifu.

One of these days you'll accidentally mess with the wrong Sub, who turns out to be the Senator of Colorado. Everyone knows Nanomachines are impervious to Magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>"MESSAGE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347634
One hour, actually, but fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347643
>Subfags wouldn't be sub for everyone, just their waifu
They can't understand this, don't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347643
>Subfags wouldn't be sub for everyone, just their waifu.
Are we talking hypothetical MGE subs here, or real life subs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347640
That's how I'd use them.
I'd treat her to some milk every now and then and would be more than willing to give her belly rubs.
I'm terrible at proportions for feeding though so she'd need to watch out for her meal lest she end up a fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347648
The 4chan extension tells me it's been "1 hour and 56 minutes".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347645
Ah the first issue Hot Kakuen Butts has arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347608

Meh, I don't care much about the addition of the Cait Sith either way. I'm just one of those, "live and let live" types. As long as what you like doesn't interfere with what I do, you can go like anything you want.

I believe upwards of 90% of drama and shitposting comes from people trying to enforce their "correct" opinions on others in these threads.

>>13347643
I would assume normally that would not be the case, as that sounds like a split/multiple personality. It may be the case sometimes, but normally people are somewhat consistent in their personalities whether it's with loved ones or strangers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347660
Time goes flying but it was 1 hour , mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347660
Really? I get 53 minutes.

How strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347643
Yes, I'm quivering, no really.

>>13347649
>Nah man, you just don't get it brah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347670
>>13347671
Fucking timezones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347630
Eat shit yurifag.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347643
>Subfags wouldn't be sub for everyone, just their waifu.

Maybe, but from what you read here, you can be forgiven for thinking otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347672
Subs sub to those they deem worthy of subbing to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347578
>>13347608

>Asking the IRC about anything

Only fools tread upon cesspits like that place

[Anonymous No.]

For whatever reason, the girl of your dreams suddenly exists, but at the end of the day she tells you she needs to leave, like, forever. What song would you want to play in the background as you two depart from each other?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347681
based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347681
I don't know who this is, and I know people are going to yell at me for that, but I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347499
Hmm DFC and dat face and hair.
Is rhere more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347577
They're crazy in all the right places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347688
The saddest song there is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347688
I tell her I'll go with her, I don't care if I never see my world again, I just want to be with her.

That one sad Scrubs song plays. Alternatively Goofy Goober Rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347685
Be sure to tell that to the first monster that rapes you.

>"I-i'm only letting you do this"

[Anonymous No.]

So, hypothetically if you punch a shark girl in the nose, would she turn submissive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347681
Lovely. Simply lovely.

As always, love the way Loen does Lips and eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347688
>Implying I'm letting her leave
Or at least saying I'll go with her and try to figure out how she can stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUy_BtvSJ8A
Please don't send me back to /mu/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347681
I love you, man. I seriously do.
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347688
I won't let her leave. Either I follow her or I force her to stay with me. FOREVER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347517
>>13347578
Welcome back Danna and share the love for Kiki´s with us.

There´s one anon that kept saying that he missed your drawings, so you clearly haven´t been forgotten in that time.

Besides that the usual shitstorms, a bunch of greentexts (Will o Wisp ones are my favorite), some more stories etc (Space Worm a cute). The usual really.

How long were you out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347707
You haven't seen that picture have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ei2izPLpHc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347688
The song that played for the end credits of the old Hulk show?

Alternatively, I'd just do as this guy says >>13347701

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347718
Yandere-kun pls.

Not that I disagree...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347704
Well if I was raped by a Monster Girl I didn't like, I'd struggle and fight like hell to get out, and not enjoy it.

If I was raped by a Monster Girl I did like, I'd "Struggle" and later cuddle afterwards, before asking what the "Big Bad Girl" will do next to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347688

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2WvnyssuiQ

Probably the most depressing song I can think of in recent memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347707
There was a greentext about that and it was pretty hot.
MC apologizes to her after the sex and she tells him that he's one of the most gentle partners she ever had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347704
I would look her dead in eye and say, in a completely serious tone.
You're not soft enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347707
That makes her hornier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347643
I'm supposed to be scared of anon #33455 "I want to lick my mistress' feet while she belittles my cock and laughs at my shit stamina, saying how there's not much to work with but I'll make at least a dog out of you"?

Yeah, no sale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347688
Ahahaha this thread is getting silly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347725
I'm not convinced, but I suppose I can give you credit for the first line.

>>13347738
I doubt that would help, but it's better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347707
I read a story about a guy bitting a a shak girl on the nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347724
You think I'm letting one of my only chances to be happy go away? She's getting locked up in my house and tenderly loved until she agrees to marry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347688
> Something something leaving forever
> Not Komm Susser Tod
We really are a world apart from /jp/, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347741
>I want to lick my mistress' feet while she belittles my cock
>B-but we're total badasses when we want to be
I can always appreciate a good laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347704
Well there's a difference between being raped and being "raped", if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347731
Sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347749
Makes all the sense in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347755
Komm, Süsser Tod is /a/ as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347688
Sawano is shit now, so we're unlikely to have tracks like this again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQAygVB0eek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347759
>if you know what I mean
If I say yes, will you refrain from telling me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347731
That sounds pretty cool. Shark girls could be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347681

More R63 Akantor would be nice. I-If you wanted...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347719
Eh, a few months? Can't recall exactly.

Spoiler warning: blogshit.
Went AWOL due to my grades slipping too far. In grad school you have to maintain a minimum of a B (whatever the GPA equivalent here is), so I just went cold turkey on MGs and other internet stuff get focused on my classes. Hence I gave no warning on my vanishing act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347789
I'm not a NEET either and the Internet world will be my academic doom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347789
Well, I think I can live with that reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347643
Oh really, you want me to school you in wizardry?

I'll humor you and let's say your body is impervious to magic because NANOMACHIES. I magic a big, deep ass hole in the ground and gather all the carbon in the soil, I manipulate gravity to suppercompress it around you and lock you in a diamond, letting you suffocate.

WIZARD, BITCH!

And if you're still alive because the NANOMACHINES in you can somehow recycle oxygen, I chuck your encased ass into the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget we will be taking orders for Amaterasu scout cookies soon .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347608

Unrelated, but if /mgg/ hates the Cait Sith for being too cat, does that imply that cosplay tier girls are better?

Pic related. Sneaky Cheshire merchant in... well, sneakers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347805
Faker, that's some random Kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347707

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347821
>That armpit hair
Eh, I wouldn't say "better"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347517

Welcome Back Danna.

This is for the Fox lover, in return for that dragon pic last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347821
Cosplay tier girls are better than full on furry. That's my definitive stance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347821
All best girls are cosplay tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347824
That's not cute. That's not cute at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347459
>>13347490
>follow oni onee-san back to her house
>SURPRISE! it was actually a birthday party for you!
>you get upset and tell her that what she did wasn't funny and you were sad that she was leaving
>oni-san just hugs you and whispers in your ear "I wouldn't leave you for the world; and keep you window open tonight so I can give you my present."
>you dried your tears and had fun at your party

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347786
Has he even done that before?
Can he also do Kirin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347789
Counter blogshit:
I'm reaching that same area now. I've been messing around too much. So now i'm down to 4 weeks to finish my thesis and bach. If I fail i'll lose out on 2k euro college fees + another year of my life. I can probably still make it though, if not barely.

Good to see you back in any case. Your drawings were missed.

Now back to praising Kiki's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347824
>>13347839
Speak for yourself, that's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347824
Fuck you Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347821
What's this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347824
WB Loen, don't ever stop being based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347824
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347848

Yui.h has done all the Monster Hunter waifus. Loen himself though? No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347849
I want a Kiki to watch as I try and clean the house for her.

[Anonymous No.]

In life, you soon have to realize that that monster girl who you are so crazy for doesn't exist, and coming to terms with it can be hard because you know deep down you would do anything to be with her, and it pains you every time you think about all the things you would do together, but at the end of the day, what can you do about it? Apart from keep going on with life...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347836
Uhhh... what? I wasn't on last night. Today is my first day back. And I don't recall ever drawing or posting a dragon. But... you're welcome?

>>13347849
Just remember, it's all worth it if you're not a humanities chump, in which case, it might as well be a PhD in fine arts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347824
That's pretty hardcore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347871
He could probably do a Kirin that counts as a WMD in terms of cuteness.
Maybe a White Fatalis too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347824
Reverse sharkgirls are scary.
Regular sharkgirls are scary too, but that's a whole different form of scary.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard you like healthy mature slightly assertive women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347885
Yes ma'am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347885
A riding crop isn't 'slightly assertive.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347873
Keep going on with life, try and be a decent person you think she'd like, and hope one day leaps in Virtual Reality, Artificial Intelligence, Space Travel, or Interdimensional Travel, or some combination of such, winds up leading to happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347885
No, you must've misheard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347864
She's a Cheshire merchant that lounges around and smokes in a dungeon full of rapist people and monsters. That's a red flag on trustworthiness right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347885
What's going on with the upper half of her body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347885
Not bad. Who's this?

Lose the riding crop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347873
1.- Admit that you have a problem.
2.- Realize that monster girls are not real.
3.- Watch much less television. This not only will improve your mental health, but your fitness as well.
4.- Print out a picture of the monster girl you are in love with. Perform some sort of negative association with the picture, like throwing darts at it, lighting it on fire, or crumpling it up and throwing it away. Many find this step extremely difficult. If you begin to cry or feel extreme guilt afterward, seek professional help immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347894
Oh, forgot about Genetic Engineering and Gene Splicing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347902
That's great.
Now how about actually telling me the source of what this is from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347908
TIPS: Please keep in mind that monster girls may be real, in another dimension. It is entirely possible that after you leave this dimension, you will be reunited with your love. There are many methods to join the next dimension, so never give up hope. A method that's known to work is to seppuku yourself in your own stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347908
Why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347919
WARNINGS:

1.- If you find that you are actually in love with a fictional character, seek psychiatric help.
2.- Fire can be dangerous, always have a fire extinguisher handy before attempting to burn a printout of your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347873
>>13347908

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terror_management_theory

There should be something like this, but for the existence of monster girls. Headshrinkers, get on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Can any one even identify what species this is supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347929
Reading that made me remember why humans are so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347931
Some weird kind of chimera?
Also what's with that foot

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls are too cute.
I want to pet the mamono and make it feel embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347931
Demon of Sloth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347842
Nice. Turned out better than I expected.

>>13347929
That's pretty interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot we got people over 40 here.

Goddamn grampas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347931
That's Belphegor as a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>"One false move and the Holst gets it again!...."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347915
It's a DL site demo, can't recall what it was called, haven't played it in a while. But don't bother trying to find it. It's one of those sort of games that's build by one guy who works at a snails pace (as in, updates the game once every 3-6 months with minor content additions). Fantastic art, but he's supposedly got some terminal disease so chances are he'll be wormfood before he finishes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347959
Feels good to be mid twenties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347959
They're a rarity. Most people are in the 18-24 age brackets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347931
> tailpuss...
> err...
> tailhandjob
I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347970
I want Psychofox to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347929
Someone write a list of general warnings for a man that's about to get into MG territory, lets say, a MG city maybe. Make it look like real life warnings, and I could make a poster that looks like a warning sign big enough for anons to print and put on their walls. Of course lets keep it not too lewd because well you may want to have this thing hanging in your room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347908
>4.
That's just...awful.

I'mma hang pictures of my waifu on my wall and there's nothin' you can do to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347975
Wait, I think this game was mentioned in /vg/ before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347970
She doesn't seem very scared at the prospect of getting it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347970
That's been colored you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347908
>>13347926
The only problem here is you, anon.

There's nothing wrong with loving your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347988

Probably. He's one of what must be the 2% of doujin game makers in Japan that made his game with both English and Japanese text. Wouldn't surprise me it would be mentioned in an English message board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347681

I wanna fucking NimuNimu her cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348007
Guy's a saint. but he;ll probably end up like Miura and die before he's finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347873
I guess I'm fortunate in that I usually dream of MGs. Probably why I sleep 16-18 hours a day. Only reason I even get out of bed anymore is to eat something, take a shower, shit, and walk around to alleviate my back pain from sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347701
>>13347722
>>13347710
>>13347718

>Breaking the situational's fucking rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347970
>You will never blindfold your MG and let her taste different syrups, wines, etc off of your cock while she guesses what's what, your own flavor throwing her off, requiring multiple samplings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348016
Too bad he won't be immortalized for it. They can't exactly write, "He died for our erections" on a headstone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348034
In Postal they could.
Sadly we don't live in that kind of world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348030
I do the impossible and see the invisible with my waifu!

Our love is the love that creates the heavens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347990
I have been away for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348016
Fucking Miura, man. When that earthquake happened years ago I thought he really might die before finishing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348042
ROW ROW FIGHT THE SUFF'RING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348042
You sound like one of those guys who finds out he's been gangbang NTRed and goes into mindbroken denial, rewriting his memories to deny anything bad ever happened.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/d5QvEQRx

As promised.

We motherfucking Shire now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348060
I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm-chan is the coolest! She's really strong and brave like a super hero! Wurm-chan would save anyone in trouble, even that one anon that really dislikes Wurms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348067
She should be friends with poor little Shetland pony-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348067
No she couldn't! I'll even prove it by jumping off this building!

[Anonymous No.]

Well, let's suppose for a moment that monster girls were real. Then, in that case, if (like me) you happen to also have a 3D complex, you would be in love with both a 2D monster girl and a 3D monster girl.

Since 3D girls exist as physical persons, and not as ideas manifested through art like 2D girls, it means that she would only have one age of particular, but my emotional life would still get quite screwed up, because I would be feeling four different kinds of love for the three main 2D versions (loli, high school, and adult) and the 3D instance.

In that case, it would be very beneficial to be able to stop loving the 2D ones. Now I'll be the first to admit that the idea that a monster girl could become a 3D person is quite unrealistic, but I still think that this knowledge could be valuable in some rare edge cases. Of course, an article explaining "how to love a fictional character even more" would be much more useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348062
Excellent. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348076
I think that you are thinking too much.

We all know when Mgs become 3d real over 2/3rd of the Anons in this thread would be too scared to approach or talk to one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348076
>3D complex
>she would only have on age of particular
>I would be feeling four different kinds of love for the three main 2D versions

You what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348067
>Wurm pretending to be a hero

HNNNNNNNGGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348076
>this entire post

It's fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347885
Lose the riding crop and we'll fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348096
(Literal) autism isn't nothing, anon. It's a mental illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348076
What. What even is all this. This is just nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348076
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348030
>Letting the rules determine your actions
Fuck that, if the universe doesn't allow what I want I'll just change the fucking rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347821

>Armpit hair long enough to wrap around the length of her arm like some kind of tribal braid thing.

Well, that's a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

So what's the deal with having two blogs now?

Particularly since they seem borderline identical. Damn, they even follow identical formats -- semi-daily updates, with weekly recaps, formatting of "[Name] added/updated [Story]", etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348073
Wurm-chan would befriend her in an instant! Wurm-chan loves everyone!

>>13348075
Wurm-chan would knock the building down before you can jump! Then you wouldn't be able to jump off it! She can do cool hero things like that in an instant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348135
Namefags and attention whores.

[Anonymous No.]

Here, have a somewhat quick one.
And now back to Bloodborne.

>>13347990
No, don't tell him, I did a bad job.

[Anonymous No.]

Learn how to fall deeply in love with a fictional character:

1.- Declare your undying love for your monster girl waifu.
2.- Accept that monster girls are as real as you believe they are and that nobody can take them away from you.
3.- Watch/play/read all of the source work relating to your beloved.
4.- Print out a picture of the monster girl you are in love with. Put it in a classy looking picture frame and hang it from your wall. Gaze lovingly at it from time to time and perhaps caress her face a little as well.
5.- Cook a delicious meal and eat it together with her.
6.- Say "good night" to her every night before going to sleep.
7.- Consider purchasing a dakimakura of her. If she happens to be particularly plump, you can compensate by having her visage printed onto a mattress rather than a pillow.
8.- Marry said pillow.
9.- Construct a small shrine dedicated to your waifu.
10.- Spend all of your money on things that remind you of her.
11.- Manipulate the boundaries between dimensions and realities, shifting your existence to a universe in which you can meet your monster waifu in person.
12.- Congratulations! You have won at life. Feel free to end your life whenever you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348148
TIPS:

1.- Never give up! True love is only a dimension away.
2.- Don't worry about going insane - it just means you love her all the more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348141
Wurm-chan no, people live in that building. Don't go destroying buildings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348135
>ELH's gets his IRC channel link removed from mgblogspot.
>Suddenly creates a virtually identical blog, the primary difference of which (besides color) is having a link to his IRC channel

It's like when websites scrape content off of wikipedia, then throw ads on the page. It's just ripping off content for their own exposure and benefit.

I kind of wish people would stop linking it in the OP since it's stolen content for drama/namefag attention-grabbing purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348154
WARNINGS:

1.- Masturbating to your waifu is considered distasteful by some.
2.- Don't try to force yourself to stop loving your monster girl waifu; you'll probably just give yourself a mental breakdown or accidentally set yourself on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348145
Nice.
Blueberry is best flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348141
Who is Wurm-chan's nemisis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348135
The blog co-admins had a falling out, so one made their own blog, with blackjack and hookers.
That's all there is to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348160
>1.- Masturbating to your waifu is considered distasteful by some
That doesn't apply to monstergirl waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348141
I want to buy Wurm-chan a drink after a hard day at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348161
I was gonna do purple, but anons hate purple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348145
>Bloodborne
I'm almost terrified to think what some of the creatures from that game would look like as monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348170

The Anubis who keeps stealing her LEGOs duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348073

Y'know it occurs to me...

Shetland ponies are tiny. Shetland Sheepdogs are tiny. Hell, even my own Grandma and as a consequence my mom and me are fucking tiny.

The hell is up with that island, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348159
I knew EL H was pathetic but damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348183
I'm pretty sure even the DL can't fix that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348159

> Implying your entire post isn't anything but L&M

I guess it's ELH boogeyman hour everyone. Come back later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348062
This was short, but sweet. Also:
>sluice
Have you been playing Resident Evil lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348156
Wurm-chan would save all the people in the building! She'd look super-cool while doing it too!

>>13348170
Wurm-chan's nemesis is bad feelings and frowns! She fights to protect smiles everywhere!
She's also kind of scared of the dragon that likes to remind her she doesn't have wings.

>>13348173
Wurm-chan loves drinks! Especially cool ones! Cool drinks for a cool hero like Wurm-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348198
ELH defense force, learn what a boogeyman is first, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348201
What would happen if I gave wurmchan vodka till she was drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348207
It's probably ELH himself, so it's best to ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348194
Now I'm imagining the Demon Lord trying to convert Yharnam into a demon realm only to give up and leave after meeting the Cleric Beast or the Blood Starved Beast
>"Okay pack up everyone, we're leaving"
>"But my lady, we have not ye-"
>"Did you see that last one? It was wearing it's own skin like a fucking cloak. What the fuck am I going to do with that? No. This place can fucking rot as far as I care, I'm so fucking done."
God save whatever poor souls stumble into Yharnam from the outside though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348201
Wurm-chan what's your secret identity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348211
You'd have a huge tab to pay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348201
Wurm-Chan, please do not destroy buildings. Those cost a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape wild monster girls and make them eventually fall in love with me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348125

>Trying to change the universe's rules

HAH OH WOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348207
Not him but a boogeyman is irrelevant to calling someone out on something. Boogeyman implies they don't exist but most of what gets called a "boogeyman" does in fact exist. It's become a buzzword to try to shut down arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348220
Now there's a quote for any internet travel review of Yharnam

>"Fuck this shit oh my god" - Demon Lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348220
>wearing it's own skin like a cloak

So BB's enemies are cenobite tier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348225
It would be worth it, I must learn what would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348159

> No mention of the fact it now links to Bob's secret hideout
> Claiming it rips content when LDR's is the one that updates later and with missing content

Okay #tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KStsPPgeka4

I'VE GOT A GIRL NAMED: 'RAM-A-LAMB-A-LAMB-A-DING-DONG'.

HER WOOL IS FINE AND SHE'S MINE ALL MINE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348228
How wild we talking here? Feral? Simple and innocent? Livestock tier (in mind)? Would you teach her our language and customs, or make her a better seen waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348145
Don't really like moths, but that's my kind of brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348232
I agree it's become a buzzword, but it can sometimes be used correctly (i.e. the tumblr boogeyman, to name one). It's obviously not the case here because ELH does exist and he's a regular in this thread.

>>13348159
>>13348241
This is why I fucking hate identities.

[Anonymous No.]

The heroes guild is looking for recruits anon, are you man enough to serve?
What is your class?
What do you specialize in?
And are you adverse to working with monsters?
We have some jobs available for those brave enough to sign up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348228
That's not nice anon. I mean, the rape part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348199

Possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348211
Wurm-chan does not react well with alcohol! Please do not imbibe Wurm-chan for the safety of the world!

>>13348224
Wurm-chan's secret identity is super secret!
She also doesn't know if you mean her super hero identity or her real identity.

>>13348226
Wurm-chan would save the buildings from being destroyed by moving them somewhere else! It would be super cool and impressive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348236
Look up the Blood Starved Beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348145
>tfw no bimbo Moth Girl to thump into your window at night and press her breasts against the window while she stares at your computer screen with spiral eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348248
>>13348228

>>13348251
>How wild we talking here?
>Feral?
>Simple and innocent?
>Livestock tier (in mind)?
>Would you teach her our language and customs, or make her a better seen waifu?
Yes. All of the above.

>>13348264
It's perfectly ok because I love her and love is the only thing that matters <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348263
Depending on the gameplay, I almost always choose either knight or thief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13347824
Why do you always have to ruin my goddamn fun?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348276
>"Hey! Hey, can I come in and eat some clothes?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348274
Wait, is Wurm-chan's secret identity Wurm-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348263
>What is your class?
Given that I'm not that great at close up fighting, I think I'd be a Sorcerer.

>What do you specialize in?
Question is vague, going to say that I specialize in fire.

>And are you adverse to working with monsters?
Nope. I welcome the camaraderie of all species. Except Matango and Cait Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348241
>Blog posts have verbatim same titles "Updates for [longform date]"
>Author listings have verbatim same format "[Name] updated/added [Story]"

It might as well be a literal copy/paste, ELH. You could literally copy-paste the monstergirlcollections.blogspot updates, write a sentence of commentary intro, and paste it in a different font. And no one would be able to tell whether it was written by you or LDR. Also,

>because it's posted later, it can include stuff that appeared later that day.

Well, derp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348263
>class
Spellsword I guess.
>specialize
Ranged magic, unless you want me to take a dumb anime sword that's 20 feet long.
>adverse to working with monsters?
Depends on where they stand on the DL and her shit kids.

You better pay half up front though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348277
>It's perfectly ok because I love her and love is the only thing that matters
>These yandere vibes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348291
Hey, you might be on to something... Wurm-chan is never around at the same time as Wurm-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348231
Guess you don't even love your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348062
Cute Bollocks. Very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348304
>Implying I have one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348274
Nyet, you cannot stop me. I must know.

>>13348278
Very well Anon, lucky for you we have a tanuki trader who is traveling through the "Dead Man Peaks" an area filled with zombies and spooky skeletons. She's going to need someone skilled in combat and stealth to get her through with her goods intact.
The pay is quite good and she promises a special reward for the man to get her through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348290
"Jeez lady, I need to wear those clothes."
>More Moth Girls slam into your window, all pushing against each other. Breasts are popping out of their clothes. Gigantic Moth asses rubbing against your window glass making a squeaking sound.
>"Let us in! We want those pretty lights!"

Moth Girls, I swear to god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348263
>What is your class?
Battle Mage
>What do you specialize in?
Magic enhanced close combar.
>And are you adverse to working with monsters?
Nope.
>We have some jobs available for those brave enough to sign up.
What kind of jobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348303
It would probably still work in Marvel/DC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348303
Hmm, very suspicious.
>>13348319
That's so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348263
Class depends on what number run this is. I usually start out Knight with some archery, lately though I've been leaning towards battle mage.
I try to get a little into everything but mainly one handed sword and shield combo.
The shit ones yes.
Depends on the job and the pay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348319
>More Moth Girls slam into your window
Oh fuck, hit the panic button.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348321
No, in superhero universes they at least wear costumes or masks (well, 90% of them).

She could get away with it in magical girl land. They literally just change their clothes and no one recognizes them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348148
Okay, see.
1 is fine. 2 is fine. 3 can be a struggle. 4 is fine, though a bedside frame is nice too. 5 is getting into ultra-creepy lifeless Otaku. 6 is fine. 7 is fine. 8 is lost beyond all redemption. Why marry a pillow when the end goal is to marry her?. 9, again, ultra-creepy lifeless otaku. 10, eh, if you want. You can at least try to be classy about it. 11, wouldn't that be nice? 12 is more a method of doing 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348289
This was before she was revealed to be a blueberry, was it not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348328
>magical girl land
Oh yeah, that place is even dumber.

Magical Wurm-chan when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348319
>Gigantic Moth asses
I may just go the harem route.

[Anonymous No.]

I was too lazy to Pshop a mask on a wurm pic, so pretend I did it.

Wurm-chan.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348264
Can you go be gay somewhere else please?

>inb4 if you're not a maldum that wants to rape everything that walks you gay

No, you're a faggot because rape is not at all detrimental to MGs and your stupid irritates me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348319
They're probably drunk too.

Damn lewd, Moth bimbos. Trying to break into your house on a Friday night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348341
D-do you want me to do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348263
>Class
Mage
>Specializations
Ranged magic, Illusions, Support
>Monsters?
I'm welling to work with almost all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348263
>What is your class?
Spellsword. Combat training with magical studies.

>What do you specialize in?
Enchantments!

Want a shield that creates a magical barrier between you and the enemy? I'm your man, I have enchanted dozens of those!
A singing sword that can deal elemental damage depending on what tune it's playing? Say no more!
A magical staff that can be directly powered by spirit energy? There's a funny story behind that one, but I can came one for you if you need it.

>And are you adverse to working with monsters?
I'm up for sexy times, but not while on the job so ask first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348306

>Being an enabler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348347
I'd let them in, I have a few clothes I could spare for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348295
Excellent, we have a Mantis investigator and her Minotaur body guard who have come to us for a contract to help them investigate disappearing men the next town over.
They need some magical expertise to round out the group.
They've promised us a cut in the reward but we do want you to know that both are single and the mantis is very "sensitive" about her antennae.

>>13348299
Excellent, you are going to be put in charge of training some of our recruits. Our normal instructor, a veteran dullahan, hasn't been able to find her head for a week so you are in charge of training the orphans who signed up.
Current group consists of three human males, a minotaur, a were-sheep, Fourteen large mice, and a centaur.
We will hand down some practice missions down for them to tackle, wolf clearing and goblin bashing stuff mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348263
Wizard
Defensive buffs/shields, translocations, the most paranoid mage alive coming through peasants swerve
>Twenty fifteen, working with monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348297

Holy shit get over yourself and stop trying to cause a shitstorm. Look at the post times and you'll see you're full of shit about copy/pasting. LDR doesn't even post some days. And when/if she does she's MISSING content. Learn to fucking read.

So in short: Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348263
>inb4 we end up with a roster of 90% spellcasters, 5% melee fighters, and 5% other misc stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I will just sit here and wait for you, not like I want you to die or something.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348360
>charge of training some of our recruits
I get to babysit the scrubs? You better be paying well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348360
>Mantis
>Minotaur
I'm sure we'll get along well
How stupid would trying to romance them both be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348263
>What is your class?
Fighter
>What do you specialize in?
Axes, large axes, small axes, throwing axes. All Axes.
>And are you adverse to working with monsters?
Not at all. I'd even party with a Cait Sith. As long as I get dosh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348263
Knowing a bit of magic is essential to survival in MGE.
All the adventurers that get raped by wild monsters are those who didn't bother to at least learn a spell or two outside of their main training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348364
>Holy shit get over yourself and stop trying to cause a shitstorm...fuck off.

totally great job defusing the situation and trying to avoid a shitstorm mr.not-ELH. I wasn't even a part of that convo and even I can tell you have the subtlety of a brick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348365
Well what do you expect? Not all of us are good with up close weaponry. I'd wager a good chunk of us aren't even /fit/ enough to use them properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348263
Hang on, what setting are we talking about here? Medieval or something? I wanna use shotguns, for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348366
Hairy Dragon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348366

>[ ] Don't give shoulder rides
>[X] Give shoulder rides

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348385
Everyone is assuming it's a medieval setting.

Where you looking up to play Shadowrun or Call of Cthulhu with monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348383
I'm pretty sure almost no one here is trained in melee weapons. Or magic, for that matter.

It's more that "outsmarting the much stronger big bad boss" is a highly cliche trope of anime, and /mgg/ originated from /a/. Outsmarting is glorified, and brute forcing (EXCEPT when enduring suffering to protect a girl) is generally looked down on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348385
Likely medieval.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348320
Ok, you we need to send on a special mission. A strange salamander has been running around a few order villages picking fights with the guards. No one has gotten her name but we do know she is extremely skillful with her weapon (a strange, foreign sword) and is prone to screaming about justice. She also has white hair, scales and fire, a strange coloration we've not seen before.
Feel free to unload on her and bring her back here for containment, alive specifically. We can't have our more monstrous business partners backing out over an unnecessary death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348263
>What is your class?
Knight or something like that. Anything melee will work.
>What do you specialize in?
Either keeping the line or doing the damage
>And are you adverse to working with monsters?
I'd probably prefer them over humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348399
>giving shoulder rides to Priscilla

Uuuh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348402
Actually, I'd still be brute-forcing a lot of the enemies. I'd just be doing it from a distance. With fireballs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348408
Very well, I'll be back before lunch hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348366
She really should have come to see us when she first noticed us in the realm. You know, before we killed the inhabitants of it again and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348366

I want to bully Priscilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348349
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348413
I don't know who she is, so what happens then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348399
>>[X] Give shoulder rides
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13348263
>The heroes guild is looking for recruits anon, are you man enough to serve?
Sure.
>What is your class?
Magic Lancer.
>What do you specialize in?
Is the name not specific enough? Stabbing, slashing, and blowing things up.
>And are you adverse to working with monsters?
I prefer it.

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>>13348326
OK, so you are just a generalist?
That's ok, we have a small anubis that needs to be escorted back to her kingdom in the desert. She's a shy little thing but has been very receptive towards head pats.
She's also VERY curious so expect a lot of questions.
Apparently she's the heir to a minor kingdom and her parents have vanished, leaving her the throne.
We will need you to protect her until she marries, a good chunk of their treasure is coming to us once she marries.

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>>13348434
small enough to fit in my pocket? or big enough for anubis fucker to use as an onnahole?

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>>13348434
How small are we talking here?

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>>13348430
She's half giant, half dragon, figure it out.

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>>13348434
I'm quite jealous of whomever gets this assignment. Then again, I'd probably just marry her myself.

>>13348439
I feel as though I've been insulted somehow.

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>>13348449

Fine, I'll lift until I become a fucking greek titan.

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>>13348439
>>13348447

>MG too small to do the no-pants dance with

Heresy. Next think you're going to tell me is that there are abstinence-only education schools in MGC.

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>>13348350
Alright, we have a sneaking mission for you. You will be assisting a team of rogues (two human, 1 werecat, 1 lamia) in taking out a warlord whose been harassing some trade caravans going through "The Gap", a bunch of valleys caused when some ancient evil rent the earth open.
Once he's down you will extract with him in tow.
Anything you take from his horde is yours.

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Magical girl MGs?

>"You realize how stupid I look in this right?"

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>>13348430
She's a big girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMqCTR5OKeM

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>>13348263
>Class
Frontline fighter or tank.
>Specialize in
Probably going ham and using an axe and shield.
>Monsters
Whatever gets me my money so I can eat and sleep in a warm bed.

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>>13348458
Priscilla is the best Souls waifu.

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>>13348455
But it's a pocket Anubis! It tells you what to do!

Very useful for keeping your day to day activities organized!

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>>13348263
Well my preferred class probably wouldn't be accepted, so I guess I'll roll a support type mage. Not adverse to working with monsters.

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>>13348434
I like to be ready for any situation. Anyway how young is she? Because I'd probably ask her just as many questions about her homeland, I'm a curious person too so we should be able to keep each other entertained.
>>13348451
Yeah depending on how old she is I'm thinking I might end up going with that, might be cliche with the loyal bodyguard marrying the fair maiden but I don't care.

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>>13348429
Right, just gimme a sec.

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>>13348401
>>13348407
God damn it, why can't I be a gunslinger and defend myself with lead

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>>13348456
Sounds fairly simple. I'll take it.

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>>13348263
>Class?
Fighter.

>Specialization?
Sword, board, the ability to improvise and a ridiculously potent force of will . Pair me up with this guy here, >>13348354, and watch me do some crazy shit.

>Working with monsters?
As long as we're getting paid, I really don't give a shit.

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>>13348354
You are going to be contracted to the dwarven kingdom of Ang'rak for a year so you can help them rebuild their armory after a few kobolds dug in and pillaged it.
It hasn't gone full demon realm so expect a few male dwarves to be around, which means that you MUST watch what you say. One wrong word and we can have a century long grudge on our hands.
Also, if you are a good enough craftsmen then expect a marriage proposal or two.

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>>13348476
>might be cliche with the loyal bodyguard marrying the fair maiden but I don't care.
Nor do I. Nor do I. I prefer it in fact. Love it. Especially with an Anubis. Reminds me of a story idea I had. Guy marries an Anubis, and acts as her Bodyguard and Escort as she travels as an Ambassador for her Kingdom.

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Wish me luck anons, I'm going to try and hash out an update for my story.

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>>13348481
Dwarves (and anyone that trades with the Sabbath) probably have some firearms and steam engines though.

Just become a gadgeteer and try and make your own flintlock weaponry or something.

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>>13348062
That was sweet, Good job, Bollocks. Nice to see someone finally giving Trolls some love.

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>>13348457
That's just a wolfgirl in a casual outfit.

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>>13348505
Yeah, you can be an engineer and not only get guns, but also EXPLOSIVES. Now ain't that cool?

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>>13348362
Ok, we have an order team of paladin's that are outsourcing their magical support.
Team is a ranger, a paladin, and a priest, all women.
They are going to be assaulting the "Crimson Manse" of Lady Redmere, an old vampire with centuries of battle experience. Your contract is to get them outside her room, after that you are released due to a conflicting agreement we've had with her. You can stay if you want but be sure to get a signed scroll stating you've done your duty, we can't get our cut otherwise.

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>>13348505
I thought MG-land didn't have real weapons. They only use that never-actually-causes-permanent-harm-magic-silver weapons

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>>13348493
Pretty much the same as an idea I got, or several people got really and discussed it, about a former soldier in Egypt acting as the bodyguard for a daughter of Hathor as she spreads the glory of health across the lands. I know the ntrfags say that ever love story is the same, but frankly I don't give a shit if they are or aren't.

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>>13348429
Beware the shadows, evildoers.

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>>13348521
Fuck MGE, man. Fuck MGE.

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>>13348371
You get a 10% over normal pay and a 25% cut of their mission rewards.

>>13348375
Guild has no rules on romancing fellow adventurers or clients.

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>>13348500
Good luck anon, try your best!

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>>13348458
Dragon grills are good.

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>>13348523
"Oh? Me? I'm not a criminal Miss Wurm, I'm just the midnight money deliveryman. It's my job to move the money at night, so there's less chance of it getting stolen."

Piece of cake.

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>>13348526
>You get a 10% over normal pay and a 25% cut of their mission rewards.

I guess that's fair.

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>>13348376
Alright, you get to go out to the wastes, there are rumors of a city crushing King Scorpion loose out there and we need you to take down the beast.
A local tribe of Desert Elves have offered the services of their most battle hardened warriors and we have a Cait Sith (Name Caithy) who will be assisting you in purchasing supplies and carrying them.
Take this thing down and you will be rolling in it, apparently the kingdom of Naashad is scared piss-less of this thing.
Don't worry about bringing back a trophy, Caithy is trust worthy enough to report its death.

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>>13348540
>lying to a wurm
These criminals are scum.

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>>13348553
They are the lowest of the low I tell you.

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>>13348523
>Someone actually made a hero Wurm

Fug'n SHIT

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>>13348491
Alright! I always wanted to visit the dwarven Mountain-Home. Maybe I'll even meet a dwarven runemaster that will be willing to teach me golemancy!

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>>13348263
>Class:
Rogue
>Specializations:
Archer, Silver-tongued

Yes I don't mind working with monsters.

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>>13348551
I would have preferred a Sphinx-Chan packmule, but a Cait Sith is close enough. I'll need someone to carry my axe collection anyway. It's like golfing, I need the right axe for the right job. So having an axe caddy will be handy.

Sign me up, time to go scorpion hunting. Then I'll blow all the money on Desert Elf prostitutes, alcohol and axes.

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>>13348505
>>13348511
Engineers are pretty cool.

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>>13348557
One recolour and one dumb edit, am I free now /mgg/?

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>>13348412
Alright, we have a slight problem up in the "Shadow Lands", apparently some ancient Dullahan captain from the Demon Lord's forces has gone rouge with a few of her lieutenants.
Enemy consists of cavalry forces and a large amount of succubi and goblins, you will be backed up by some other guild members and local forces.
She has a pretty nice sword we'd like back in addition to the sword, just make sure not to touch her armor, its cursed.

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Summer is coming, will your MG wife be able to handle the heat?

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>>13348569
NO. YOU HAVEN'T DANCED YET.

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>>13348578
I could dance if you want to, but I would have to leave my friends behind...

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>>13348573
>Succubi and goblins
Yeah, I can do it.

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>>13348568
I want to feed a Dwarf Holstaurus milk and Ara-Ara cake. For purely scientific reasons.

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>>13348433
Alright, we received a request from some holstaur ranchers out in the greens. Seems they've had a bandit problem and need someone to take them out.
Job is very simple but do be aware that they may have hostages, a couple young holstaurus were kidnapped and we'd like you to bring them back in one piece.
They supply us with a good chunk of our dairy goods so please perform up to expectations.

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>>13348263
Class-Fighter
Weapons- Nodachi, Spear
Specialty- Strength and Defense
I am perfectly OK with working with monsters

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>>13348577
When you live around here, you learn to live with the weather.

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>>13348447
>>13348439
She stands about four and a half feet from what we've heard.
She's ten so you may be there for around five years till she comes of age.

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>>13348577
She would probably never leave the ruins during the summer. I know her magic keeps her body fresh, but I can't imagine she would like the heat at any rate.

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>>13348519
>a conflicting agreement
I've got a feeling there's something I should know before starting the job.

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>>13348551
Oh yeah I forgot to ask, is this like an actual giant scorpion? Or is it an over-sized Girtablilu?

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>>13348588
Bandits? Eh, alright...sounds kinda boring. Quick, easy, alright.

[Anonymous No.]

We need a drawfag to draw:

A holst turning around so fast she knocks her husband out cold with her tits!

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>>13348621
>"And that is a bewb K.O. right there!"

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>>13348600
You're not paid to be snoopy, boy. Do your job and get paid.