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>>13334551Hey Yukari, do you want to hear a joke about paper? Its tearable
>>13334551>good morning!whats good about it?
>>13334574a cute 17 year old girl is in bed with you
Please stick to one thread, Yukari-sama!
>>13334594i would prefer she leaves me alone, i like my privacy
Go away, old hag
>>13334656She's not an old hag! Don't be so mean!
Yukari would be the best motivation for waking up each morning.
>>13334551When the hell did you get in my room, lady?
>>13334551Y-Yukari-sama... I'm feeling strange down here... c-could you please help me?
>>13335420Fuck off back to pooshlmer.
>>13335003She'd probably stay half asleep for a while and cuddle up onto you leaving you stuck for a while.
>>13336173I'm going to need two injections of insulin for this!
>>13336212Is it because shes so sweet?
Get out of my bed kono baaa____baaa.
>>13336217Yes! Yes it is!
>>13335003I want to hug the yukari!
>>13334551THE WHORE OF BABYLON HERSELF! THE SCARLET HARLOT! THE QUEEN OF ALL FORNICATORS! THE GREAT DECEIVER!SHE WOULD FART ON US AND HAVE US BELIEVE IT WAS PERFUME! PISS ON US AND TELL US IT WAS NECTAR! SHIT ON US AND TELL US IT WAS SALAMI!HER GOLDEN THRONE IS A BLOCKED TOILET!BUTTERMILK MAID! YOU HAVE THE HIDE OF THE DEVIL! AND WHY NOT? CONSIDERING WHAT YOU USE IT FOR!FRICTION BURNS ON A DAILY BASIS! YOUR LEATHERY ARSE WOULD GRIND A DICK DOWN TO A PENCIL!
>>13336291Please sir, do not speak ill of Lady Yukari!
You're not Ran-sama. You're not Ran-sama at all.
>>13336334Thanks, nice car!
>>13338619Poor Ran needs an alphes portrait!
>>13338600Oh my god, I want to cuddle that fluffy Ran!
>>13336291>THE WHORE OF BABYLON HERSELF!>And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication 17:4
>>13339650holy fuck!, Really ZUN, really?
>>13340181It's true. Every blonde character that wears purple is a reference.
>>13340181I was drunk, okay? Give me a fucking break, man.
>>13340247but Yukari fits that role so well.even the part of abominations and filthiness>>13340259Shut up and go back to work, We need more good 2hus and less mamizou.
>>13340479Raising a child is a full time job.