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Hey man I've got a present for you. Here ya go, have a nice time with her.

>> No.13330723
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>>13330701
Yo.

Thanks a lot, broseph.

I'll take good care of her, np.

>> No.13330781

I think this model's defective. It keeps shaking

i haven't even inserted the batteries yet

>> No.13330829

>>13330781
Give it a couple shots of whiskey, I hear that helps.

>> No.13331031

>>13330829
OK, I gave it a whole bottle of whiskey just to make sure. Now, it keeps mumbling incoherent stuff. Are you sure this thing's legit?

>> No.13331104

>>13331031
Yeah man its great. Try unwrapping it and making it do something.

>> No.13333244

Wish I could rape

>> No.13333255

>>13333244
Why?

>> No.13337953

she fell asleep
how do i wake this thing up?

>> No.13337961

>>13337953
Put it in.

>> No.13337973

>>13337961
put what in
it didn't come with any instructions

>> No.13338000

>>13337973
it.

>> No.13338007

>>13338000
>put these trips in

>> No.13338027

>>13338000
she does not seem to be enjoying "it"
Should i take it out?

>> No.13338037

>>13338027
Nah, dude.

She just needs to adapt to it.

Give it some more time and she'll come around. It's only natural.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

>> No.13338056

>>13337961
a beer bottle

>> No.13338087

>>13338037
well i kept going but she fell off the bed and got knocked unconscious by my wooden desk when she fell. I hope this has a warranty.

>> No.13338091

>>13338087
Did you try turning her on and off?

>> No.13338094

>>13338091
Nah, only off.

>> No.13338103

>>13338094
Just keep flicking the switch until you get results.

>> No.13338107

>>13338094
She'll turn herself on back in the morning.

Just let it rest in a cozy bed meanwhile.

Trust me, I'm a psychiatrist.

>> No.13338108

>>13338091
She is awake now but managed to escape under my bed. How do I safely get her out?

I tried offering a corndog but had no mustard

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13338154

I already have one.

Please do not abuse the Remimi.

>> No.13338367

>>13338154
How about light teasing?

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>>13338154

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>>13338154
I cannot comply with this request.

>> No.13338503

Gonna tie her spread-eagled in the back yard and watch the sunrise with her.

>> No.13338664

>>13338154
No Remis were hurt in the making of this thread. She just got played with by the guy who'd normally be her food and now she is his new err roommate.. She'll get a bit sweaty and indecent before getting a small nibble. She's probably going to end up as a pervert!

>> No.13338794

>>13338154
How would she survive transit? Is she considered a carry-on? Would the TSA do mean things to her? Can she survive x-rays? Is she considered a weapon? How much time would she spend at baggage claim? These are important questions to ask when transporting Remis.

>> No.13338922

>>13338794
I guess she would manipulate fate to avoid all controls.
And I guess an undead vampire being with magical regenerative powers could survive any unhealthy dose of x-rays and suffocation.

>> No.13338933

Does Remiria actually control fate or is she just Chuuni as HELL ?!

>> No.13339001

>>13338933
Little bit of both

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