Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 13:47:01 No.13325955 [Reply] [Original]

Ushi-Oni Chef edition.

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 13:52:27 No.13325979 OP here, sorry I posted early, please forgive me. Alps are love, Alps are life.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 13:53:48 No.13325982 Another newfag/false-flag troll. Mod pls delete.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 13:57:47 No.13325991 >>13325955 Funny. I was looking to make a Ushi chef thread next as well. Not this early though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 13:59:43 No.13325998 >>13325979 The only thing more shit than alps is your timing.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:19:01 No.13326376

Why do people praise KC again?
He's a stupid chink who has been ruining his own work/universe that was shit to begin with by adding furries like Cat Saith and Hellhounds.
It's starting to cater to the Western Audience, It'll become even shittier. These generals won't mean shit in 2 years from now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:20:02 No.13326380 File: 631 KB, 800x1250, 1424821351485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reposting the new Vertex. http://pastebin.com/nbTV5vT6

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:20:22 No.13326381 >>13326370 >Cockblocked and broke up everyone in her class for years >Beats people too Maybe for what she did to MC specifically but she's the worst offender outside the stepmom.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:20:29 No.13326382 File: 370 KB, 813x813, Wigwams.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When's the last time we had a slime OP?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:20:32 No.13326383 File: 189 KB, 1920x1080, 1409527775311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to bring this bitch back to life.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:20:52 No.13326385 Reminder not to lie to Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:21:37 No.13326388 >>13326376 >Hellhound. >Furry. >KC >Catering to a gaijin market who doesn't make him money. What?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:21:43 No.13326389 >>13326383 I killed you in one go Nito Didn't even break a sweat or use magic

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:21:44 No.13326390
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>>13326376
>I don't like something about X and I blame Y for these issues. If it keeps going in this direction, the whole thing will be dead/ruined by Z.
Here, have something nice to cheer your day up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:21:50 No.13326391 >>13326381 Don't forget "drugging the MC for funsies".

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:22:00 No.13326392 >>13326382 Slime Girls are shit. How do you not know they're not made out of snots?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:22:19 No.13326394 File: 65 KB, 360x450, urca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crow Love is best love

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:22:35 No.13326396

>>13326357
>>13326370
All June did was bully some kids in class. She came from a troubled home with a shitty dad, so her being a bully makes logical sense. Her species is also pure monogamy, and once she loses her virginity to someone she has to marry them. Bear in mind she can't love anyone else and everyone else knows she's no longer a virgin as well. Bear also in mind MC raped her on his own accord, and even lured her into a trap, it's not like she attacked him and he was self defending.

I'm not saying she wasn't a jerk, but character-wise she has motivations and logic for her actions. However, ruining her chances at a happy life forever is way too drastic for what she did, which was essentially keeping horny teenagers from fucking each other. Because lord knows the worst thing in the world is that high school kids can't fuck like rabbits.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:22:43 No.13326398 >>13326388 Shush, he's trying to hard, he'll burn out eventually

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:22:50 No.13326399 >>13326388 >>13326390 Stop fucking replying. When will you idiots learn to report and ignore? The beginning and ends of EVERY /mgg/ thread are nothing but 100% bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:23:26 No.13326402 >>13326382 I posted one with the slime queen a couple of weeks ago. Remember slime is just an anagram of smile.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:23:30 No.13326403 >>13326390 IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS YET IF YOU USE ALL THE CHRISTMAS PICTURES NOW THEN PEOPLE WILL BE TIRED OF THEM BY DECEMBER DO NOT USE THE CHRISTMAS PICTURES YET CHRISTMAS IS SERIOUS BUISNESS

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:23:33 No.13326404 >>13326390 Is there a monster girl equivalent of Santa? Or the Krampus?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:24:14 No.13326408 >>13326390 >Not having any counter arguments >>13326388 How is the Hellhound not a mix of nigra and furry? The majority of furries are westerners.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:25:17 No.13326412 >>13326404 They still have a regular Santa, he's just either maximum metal badass man or it's a female who rapes naughty boys and men.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:25:22 No.13326413 >>13326403 Christmas is a waste of time and money, but i do appreciate the 2 weeks of vacation

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:25:32 No.13326415 >>13326399 "waaaaah. everything i disagree with is bait ;_; mods pls!" L O L O L

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:25:52 No.13326416 File: 139 KB, 594x800, medusa2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Continuing on. What's your waifu's laugh? Hers is like a 'shashashashasha'. Usually kinda hissed through her sharp teeth.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:25:54 No.13326417 >>13326396 I'm sorry, but is "Oh no, something bad happened to the bully" supposed to invoke my empathy? Because it's not.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:25:56 No.13326418 >>13326392 They aren't snots they're made of jelly, delicious jelly. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Jelly

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:26:08 No.13326421 >>13326413 >Christmas is a waste of time and money Literally Satan.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:26:09 No.13326422 >>13326396 >Being forced to raise your rape baby in the home of your rapist >Conducive to being a good dad The funniest thing is those route leaks indicate she wants to do the same thing her mother did, except with persuasion as much as force.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:26:28 No.13326426 >>13326412 >a female who rapes naughty boys and men. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:26:45 No.13326428 >>13326416 This isn't One Piece, people don't get unique laughs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:26:54 No.13326429 >>13326408 >The majority of furries are westerners. [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:27:02 No.13326430 File: 48 KB, 500x441, 1417732976707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] May do something silly involving this today

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:27:04 No.13326431 >>13326426 Sounds like moralfaggotry,

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:27:33 No.13326432 File: 1.62 MB, 2000x2500, zZRXOuW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326396 June deserved it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:27:56 No.13326435 >>13326430 >today Do it now. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:28:21 No.13326436 >>13326429 Give me example of foreign furries.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:28:51 No.13326437 >>13326392 Slime girls are made of everything they eat. Snots, discarded food, dirt, men's semen, and that last piece of the 1200 pieces puzzle that you could never find.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:29:59 No.13326440 File: 82 KB, 490x370, monstereyes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326428 >Not wanting a unique laugh kikiki

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:30:09 No.13326442 >>13326436 >Asked to back up a claim >"N-no, you give ME an example" Yeah, I had no expectations, so I'm not even shocked.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:30:37 No.13326445 File: 49 KB, 500x352, 1417733039896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326435

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:31:11 No.13326447

>>13326396

> Expecting reason and logic from a story about an Edgelord getting everything he wants

Face it - the MC is an evil Gary Stu and there has never been any real direction to the narrative. It's just one edgy fantasy linked to another because that's what anons lap up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:32:15 No.13326449 >>13326447 >Gary Stu Don't use words if you're not a 100% sure they apply.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:32:17 No.13326450

>>13326421

>waste thousands of dollars on gifts that no one likes
>only to be meet with "so do you have a gf yet anon? Why don't you have gf? You should have a gf anon. You should start thinking about getting children..."

Also

>Ask for one thing
>Get something 3x as expensive and not what you asked for and don't want

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:32:32 No.13326451 >>13326432 >Delicious chocolate tomboy >Big, muscled and stacked >Still girly when she wants to be >Maximum loyalty >True do anything for love yandere >Hardcore masochist Nina best girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:32:38 No.13326452 >>13326431 I just want my lewd monstergirl Santa anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:32:49 No.13326453 >>13326437 Why would slimes eat the snot of human beings? Food I understand. Dirt is probably a byproduct of walking around. Men's semen is a given. Only a sadist would eat the last piece of a puzzle.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:32:50 No.13326454

>>13326338
The viper is just as bad as the rest of them.

>>13326366
The story is well written, it's characters are just all horrible shits. Well written shits, but shits regardless. Nothing any of them does is justified, it's just a bunch of evil people being evil to each other.

That whole world would be better off if the local nuclear plant went into meltdown and killed them all off in their sleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:34:00 No.13326457 File: 433 KB, 1200x1737, waifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a cute little girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:34:30 No.13326460 >>13326449 It does in this case. Sure it's not Lanteron levels of plot armor but it's pretty obscene. He has no real failings another than being an angsty violent git. And being edgy is not a character flaw. It's just bad character writing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:34:37 No.13326462 >>13326457 Oh look, it's that bait.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:34:53 No.13326463
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Not another one of these. It's hard to tell Monster Girls and the ideals of sex-positive feminism a part. Your ideals is a part of what turned 4chan to shit.

Kill yourself OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:34:58 No.13326464 >>13326447 >edge >gary stu trashman.jpg Opinion discarded

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:35:01 No.13326465

>>13326450
>Get something 3x as expensive and not what you asked for and don't want
This is why you ask for receipts.
>>13326457
If she wasn't a murderer I would be relatively fine with the doujin, but nope, she's a thousand year old blood hungry demon who treats people as toys.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:35:10 No.13326466 >>13326442 Stop Replying Goddammit captcha, that's not a hamburger it's a sandwich. Stop being so dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:35:34 No.13326468 >>13326457 >>13326462 I actually like the part of that where they do have sex

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:35:38 No.13326469 >>13326460 "Gary stu" would imply an idealized/flawless character, so no.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:35:53 No.13326470 >>13326442 google it fagget :P

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:36:38 No.13326471 >>13326447 He fucks up all the time so he's not a gary stu. You're right about the rest though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:36:38 No.13326472 >>13326380 Come on guys. Stop with the bitching and go get wasted with your local hobo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:37:03 No.13326473 >>13326468 >>13326465 Yeah, like one of you said if not for the fact that she probably kills him after they have sex it would be pretty good. I'm not into that kind of hardcore murderdom that people here like.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:37:08 No.13326474 >>13326466 You know, looking at >>13326470, I think you might have a point. Also, boy that food captcha really lost its charm already.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:37:15 No.13326475 Is true FYAD watches these generals and tries to shit them up? I heard that once. It would explain all of the shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:37:55 No.13326477 >>13326450 You just have a shitty family and friends circle, Anon. My Christmases are always great.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:37:59 No.13326478 >>13326463 >sex-positive feminism Oh no, women who like fucking and being treated like humans. Christ, get over yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:38:37 No.13326480 File: 227 KB, 1020x653, peek_a_boob_by_matsu_sensei-d88mjb1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326430 >>13326445 I want to use my cattle prod on that cow.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:39:13 No.13326484 >>13326478 >defending sex-positive feminism No, you don't do that here. Go to tumblr if you care so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:39:26 No.13326486 >>13326457 Why are demons always murdering and eating humans and shit? I mean, we didn't do anything to them. They only get seals slapped on their foreheads because they deserve it.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:39:29 No.13326487
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>>13326473
>Probably kills him

What? Nah. She seems like she's mellowed out in her old age. Like when she puts on the special costume and says it's what she used to wear to battle and shit, implying she doesn't really go to battle anymore.

There's no reason to think she killed the guy.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:39:32 No.13326489

>>13326469

No that's an extreme stu/sue. It's meant to be a sliding scale but no one on 4chan ever uses it properly. The fact is he's beyond a special snowflake and into the part where if he had hetereochroma and/or a talking sword it'd be too obvious.

>>13326471
Even Gary Stus fuck up. It's the fact that those fuck ups don't mean anything in the greater narrative that makes them worse Stus (if applicable). Early on this wasn't so much a problem, but now it's a glaring issue.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:39:43 No.13326491 >>13326478 You mean sluts faggot-kun~? No wonder you faggots are /a/'s leftover. LOL[spoiler/]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:40:21 No.13326494 >>13326475 If so that's pretty sad, there's plenty of better stuff to shit up on SA.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:40:27 No.13326495 >>13326460 In all fairness Lanternon's character had a reason for being the way he was near the end. he was meant to be a hero but was born just as the war he was meant to fight ended Also, update when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:41:00 No.13326496 >>13326475 FYAD?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:41:12 No.13326497 >>13326475 FYAD?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:41:56 No.13326499 >>13326491 >LOL What is this, the early 2000's? Get with the times man, it's kek or lel these days

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:42:08 No.13326500 >>13326487 Is there a non censored version of that? Google and iqdb isn't giving me anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:42:33 No.13326501 /mgg/ should be renamed to /jfg/ - Japanese Furry Generals.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:43:01 No.13326502 File: 111 KB, 1200x1789, 002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326473 >for the fact that she probably kills him after they have sex it would be pretty good. Eh, you never really read it, don't you? She made him his servant at the end

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:43:03 No.13326503 >>13326500 exhentai?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:43:34 No.13326505 >>13326499 I'm sorry. I am kind of new here, thank you for telling me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:43:39 No.13326507 Well Anons, which Daughteru is best daughteru to have fall asleep on your lap? I'm going Werecat, she can curl up and purr as she does so

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:43:42 No.13326509
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>>13326394
What do crowfags think of the eternally Pure and Honest Shameimaru?
Does she count? I see that your picture has arms so maybe you aren't all married to the harpy concept.
Too 2hu?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:43:55 No.13326510 >>13326500 http://exhentai.org/g/703409/161741e2dd/ Have fun, bitch. The colored set is at the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:44:01 No.13326511 >>13326502 *her servant

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:44:08 No.13326512 >>13326502 >you never really read it I did but it's been a long ass time, don't remember that part but alright.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:44:10 No.13326513 >>13326500 http://exhentai.org/g/703409/161741e2dd/ Why the fuck did I just have to select bread for my fucking captcha?

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:44:22 No.13326514

>>13326489
He's just a kid that's been through a lot of shit, lashing out in a world of monstergirls. And he can't do a single thing without help and knows it.

>Doesn't mean anything to the narrative
>Already lying to himself that he'll ever finish the list
>Knowing from the beginning that the story would have some kind of bad end

Yeah no.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:44:40 No.13326515 >>13326510 >Posting hentai on a SFW board MODS MODS MODS!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:44:53 No.13326516

>>13326489
>The fact is he's beyond a special snowflake
I think you're letting your own interpretation run away with you.

Other than his flaws, there's nothing inherently special about him.

All of this talk is of course useless, because your only real critisism is "I don't like it".

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:45:04 No.13326517

>>13326489
>Early on this wasn't so much a problem, but now it's a glaring issue
I only read love nina and the start of the other route before I hated all of the characters too much to continue so I'll have to take your word on that. He didn't seem like a gary stu in the parts I read at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:46:16 No.13326520 I wish the mods would allow for a Monster Boy general. It would probably be much better than this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:46:23 No.13326521 >>13326515 ...?

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:46:34 No.13326522
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>>13326487

>Horrible Demon mellows out and stops doing horrible things not because of an extreme moral change, but because they've just sorta aged and outgrew that kinda behavior

I don't know why I like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:46:52 No.13326524 >>13326521 It's a troll, don't respond.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:47:12 No.13326525 >>13326521 Ignore it, it's a butthurt /jp/ native. >>13326522 Because it's realistic and isn't the worn down run of the mill bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:47:28 No.13326526 >>13326521 Seems like we have a serious case of low quality shitposting, just report hide and ignore

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:47:55 No.13326528 >>13326524 Where are they coming from? Every fucking single thread they come and shit everything up. They have to be coming from somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:48:13 No.13326529 >>13326457 >>13326487 >>13326522 Shit doujin is still shit.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:48:46 No.13326532

>>13326290
>pests and shitheads
You also just described Nessa, whose hopes and dreams go as far as the next cock she intends to plug herself up with.

Does that justify what the MC did to her? Fuck no.
But I have no sympathy for someone who admits, in the very conversation that ends with her being beaten retarded, that she sees the MC as someone who could do exactly what he ended up doing. And then she proceeds to keep on fucking with him, because to her, it's simply another trill. If it isn't a textbook case of asking for it, then I don't know what is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:48:46 No.13326533 >>13326509 I like Aya, I just don't throw her around as much because she's usually portrayed without wings or much harpy features, same with Hatate. So yeah I suppose it could be chalked up to too 2hu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:49:06 No.13326534 >>13326528 u mad? :)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:49:15 No.13326536 >>13326528 This always happens when we're on the front page. /jp/ NEETs are serious autists.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:49:18 No.13326537 >>13326509 I personally prefer the angel design for harpies and tengu and the like, but I've never liked Aya for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:49:52 No.13326541 File: 904 KB, 1117x530, startling the loli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326529 Whatever, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:49:58 No.13326542 >>13326520 >Nah, it'd be pretty much the same, just more dick and less content.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:50:25 No.13326544 >>13326522 >>13326525 But she hasn't mellowed out at all. She literally curses his dick forever on the lasts pages. >>13326525 >Because it's realistic >Realistic Anon please.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:50:25 No.13326545 >>13326454 >characters are just all horrible shits This. It's a bunch of miserable people doing their damned best to evade all chances of making their lives better.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:50:54 No.13326548

>>13326522
>>13326487
I like how she seems to have a genuinely good relationship with the kid after he becomes her servant too.
I doubt she loves him or anything, but she's certainly gentle and nice to him, even when she's violating him against his will.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:51:13 No.13326549

>>13326516

No my criticism has always been that the characters lack any real depth. And what depth IS there is, as some other anons has said "just been through a lot of shit." Part of that is due to the early CYOA nature of the story. Another is because this is an inherently "evil" POV/Narrative.

Take Dr. Freeze for example. Not the best one, I'll admit, but should suffice here. He had a reason for acting the way he did, was consistent in how he acted, and on more than one occasion allowed himself to grow as a character by choosing not to do something.

There's not a whole lot of that for Dan. He gets what he wants by violence (with or without help) and coercion. He's the equivalent of a Mob Boss (Fisk from Daredevil comes to mind) but nothing ever seems to set back his plans in a meaningful way. Not recently. He has no foil, no opposite.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:51:28 No.13326550 >>13326536 Fuck off. There is literally nothing wrong with being a NEET. 4chan isn't a place for normalfags, /jp/ especially.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:51:38 No.13326551 >>13326517 I think it's interesting that the longer you go in the story, the more he softens and mellows, that he's not impervious to affection. And he's left wondering what's worth hurting over.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:51:42 No.13326552 >>13326548 >she's certainly gentle and nice to him There's something deeply wrong with you subs...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:52:04 No.13326553 >>13326520 The last one was up for hours and full of nothing but shitposting and 'fuck off's, so no. inb4 stop responding I know, I couldn't help it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:52:38 No.13326554 >>13326548 >she's certainly gentle and nice to him Really?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:52:48 No.13326555 File: 234 KB, 554x452, 1423197212682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come on guys. You can be better than this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:53:01 No.13326556 >>13326550 How do NEETs NEET? I'm about to run out of FREE GOVERNMENT MONEY and I have no idea what the fuck. Going to be living out of my car soon.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:53:21 No.13326558

>>13326544
>But she hasn't mellowed out at all.

She used to be some kind of murderous warlord or something. Now she just chills out.

Then took some guy as her servant when you sought her out to try and kill her. Hey, he's the one who begged to be her servant at the end. He probably gets off on having a cursed dick and a loli mistress.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:53:43 No.13326560 >>13326555 We're on the front page. We can only do better when we start falling.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:54:10 No.13326561 You niggers are easy to bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:54:12 No.13326562 >>13326554 >>13326552 Heh

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:54:42 No.13326563 >>13326536 >the front page Which is kind of funny. Doesn't everybody use the catalog by now?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:55:04 No.13326565 >>13326560 Oh well. I'll just wait for a better tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:55:06 No.13326566 File: 617 KB, 1200x1697, 002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326487 Hand-holding cowgirl pose is lewd

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:55:22 No.13326567 >>13326561 Everyone is easy to bait when Poe's law is in effect.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:55:33 No.13326568 >>13326549 Now that I will agree with, he's by no means a particular great or deep character. And don't get me wrong, you not liking him is valid critisism, I simply objected to calling him a gary stu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:55:37 No.13326569 File: 1.00 MB, 1201x762, femdom intensifies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326552 >>13326554 What's wrong? You want her to be rougher?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:55:42 No.13326571 >>13326560 Is still retarded how we've been here for over half a year now and some faggots still think they can kill these off by having tantrums.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:55:49 No.13326572 >>13326509 She's ok. I like the MGE crow tengu better.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:56:17 No.13326573 >>13326380 Still thinking about Dark Elf coating her guy's dick in candy booze, then sucking it off.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:56:27 No.13326575 >>13326560 Have any of us ever consulted a mod about this? Their shitposting is against the rules and banworthy, but yet despite hating it you guys just sit back and let it go on like an actual /jp/ native.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:56:48 No.13326576 >>13326563 I would think so, I sure do.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:56:49 No.13326577 >>13326573 And I'm telling you that ain't happening.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:56:51 No.13326578 >>13326571 They are not trying to kills us Anon. They just want a laugh at our expense, and you're giving it to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:56:57 No.13326579 >>13326556 good. >>13326567 I derail these shit threads because they're pretty much Tumblr the general. /jp/ is one of the few boards left on 4chan with high quality. don't be a dummy and shit it up.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:57:18 No.13326580

>>13326549
>Nothing sets back his plans

>The Cheshires are fucking around and playing house and trying to blow up everything because they don't care about his plans
>June is in full arms-race mode
>Stepmom is doing something to severely fuck with his mind. He's even getting halucinations.
>Best horse is trying so hard but is this close to just snapping and murdering all the competition
>Second horse feels like she doesn't get the same attention and love as her sister

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:57:28 No.13326583

>>13326552
>>13326554
I think the worst part of that entire doujin was the fact that he let her put the curse on his dick.
The MC really is the main problem, if he would have worked to Git Gud then none of this would have happened.
>>13326575
You weren't around for the move here were you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:57:28 No.13326584 >>13326549 >Take Dr. Freeze for example. Not the best one He's great tho. And it's Mr. Freeze, real name Dr. Victor Fries.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:57:36 No.13326585 >>13326571 It'll be a year in two months. Our very existence is triggering for autists.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:57:48 No.13326587 >>13326575 Are you serious?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:57:51 No.13326588 >>13326569 No, I want to you to see a psychiatrist.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:57:54 No.13326589 >>13326549 Eh, if you want a story to really bitch about, try reading anonymooses story. Gary stus and Mary Sues out of the ass. If vengeance made you mad then this would really piss you off.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:58:56 No.13326591 >>13326583 >You weren't around for the move here were you? No, I just read through the archives. Shitposting is still shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:58:57 No.13326593 >>13326575 upvotes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:59:07 No.13326594 >>13326416 I wonder what an Anubis' laughter would sound like. Besides the singing of angels.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:59:11 No.13326596 File: 185 KB, 1000x1000, Rachnekiss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Discuss spiders.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 15:59:40 No.13326598 >>13326594 >Wanhahaha!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:00:01 No.13326601 >>13326583 MC was an inexperienced little shit. He was doomed from the start of the doujin.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:00:32 No.13326604 Oh man, sometimes I wonder why I'm still not desensitized by these never ending shitstorms.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:00:34 No.13326605 >>13326549 >He has no foil, no opposite. The whole surrounding world in the story is his foil. And even his own "harem members" are trying to undermine him.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:00:39 No.13326606 >>13326551 That does sound interesting, but not worth slogging through the rest for. I don't like asshole characters unless they're also magnificent bastards.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:00:50 No.13326607 >>13326555 She reminds me of a red vine. I approve.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:01:11 No.13326608 >>13326580 Speaking of the Cheshires, whatever he hoped to achieve with that whole dragging them off to her stepmother's private rapeclub did nothing at all. But I'm sure that was part of his fool proof gary stu plans.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:01:28 No.13326610 >>13326604 Because you're a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:01:30 No.13326611 File: 143 KB, 700x1013, frog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326416 >Frog girl laugh >Geroeroeroeroero

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:01:59 No.13326612 >>13326604 Eh, you'll get used to it. Sooner or later, these faggots will go back to their 2hu/boatslut/onahole threads, and whine about the fact that they are still not japanese.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:02:21 No.13326613 >>13326611 You literally just ripped off One Piece there. Enough with these laughs!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:02:24 No.13326614 File: 632 KB, 1121x1600, jingai_04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326596 I like Thomas' spider. Her fangs are adorable and I bet those lips taste like heaven.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:02:44 No.13326616 >>13326612 They're not even from /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:02:45 No.13326617 Are nigresses the irl version of Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:02:57 No.13326618 >>13326596 They are discuss-ting enough as it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:03:37 No.13326620 >>13326616 A bunch of them are, not that it matters.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:03:43 No.13326621 >>13326617 No, those are just monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:03:57 No.13326622 >>13326575 Report and ignore is what you do. New to 4chan?

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:05:00 No.13326625

>>13326568

That's kind of why I used the term Stu in the first place. Even if just one person understands why I personally qualify him as one then maybe one day it'll stop being a buzzword and have meaning again. A fool's errand but not without merit I think.

What I'd like to see is either one of the many Midnight Clocks going off and Dan having to actually change to deal with it. As >>13326580 has said there are many but they haven't and probably won't. They don't generate tension anymore. Instead they just become "add it to the list of things that MIGHT be a problem in the future, back to ripping cat claws off."

>>13326589
Moose is another offender but it doesn't piss me off. If anything I'm just baffled how 80 chapters is only a fourth of what he wants to write. Especially when there's maybe 15% good writing there to begin with.

>>13326605
No a foil in this sense would be some stereotypical white knight sort of person or faction actively working against him (and succeeding on some level). Evil always turns on Evil, which is why the harem members don't surprise me at all. Hell, it doesn't even have to be as bad as a white knight. Just one girl who somehow gets in his path and has the ability and power to say No to Dan without getting hurt in the process.

That's really the core of the issue, I think. Every time someone's said No to him they get killed/maimed/mindbroken/etc.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:05:01 No.13326626

>>13326601
It really irritates me whenever I read femdom doujins, even if I get off to them I can't help but despise the male characters in them, they're all such fucking bitches.
But then if that weren't the case then it couldn't be a femdom doujin, because it's a rare day in hell to see someone with a shred of pride in themselves take the crap that gets dished out in a femdom doujin.
>>13326544
Yeah, it is realistic.
Do you have any idea how easy it is to just kinda peter out when you get older?
Stuff just doesn't seem all that worthwhile anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:05:13 No.13326627 >>13326577 Doesn't mean I can't think about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:05:15 No.13326628 >>13326622 No. It just seems that reporting isn't doing anything, or nobody is actually reporting anything at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:05:16 No.13326629 >>13326614 I liked frog and ant more. But all the Jingai girls were great.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:05:45 No.13326633

>>13326596
I want to be tied up by a Jorou-Gumo, an dhave her tease and ride me throughout the entire night. The when morning comes I want to turn the tables on her and tie her down with her own discarded silk, pounding away for hours as she writhes in her bonds. From then on We'll develop a family and take turns being the little fly stuck in their master's web.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:05:51 No.13326634 >monster girl culture based off muh pussy and stealing the progression humans have made >nigger culture based off muh dikk and stealing the progression humans have made

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:06:01 No.13326635 >>13326549 I for one take anything over another "Me MC, me weak faggot with no agency".

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:06:09 No.13326636 File: 3.80 MB, 1280x1993, Monet_Anime_Infobox.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326613 One Piece has monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:06:16 No.13326637 >>13326596 I shall ride one into battle!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:06:28 No.13326638 >>13326598 I approve.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:06:53 No.13326641 File: 1.68 MB, 2000x2500, Ra vs Apep.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326618 How about Snakes? Snakes are cute. And hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:07:22 No.13326643 File: 1.29 MB, 1280x1608, 1406793942793.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326636 I know. And here's the best one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:07:30 No.13326644 >>13326614 Webjob best job.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:07:53 No.13326645

>>13326628
The mods and Janitors have gotten to the point where unless it's really bad, like when ELH and LDR had their falling ot, that they would just let us ride out the tide and settle down again.
If we got threads deleted or posts removed every time people got upset we would have to have every single thread babysat by the mods and jannies.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:08:23 No.13326647 >>13326612 I think a lot of our shitposters aren't /jp/ natives. I suspect most are homegrown.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:08:54 No.13326648 >>13326643 She's a big girl. And she's still nowhere near the biggest girl in the series.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:09:44 No.13326651

>>13326625
>A fool's errand but not without merit I think.
Every little bit helps.

>Instead they just become "add it to the list of things that MIGHT be a problem in the future, back to ripping cat claws off."
Also true.
But then again, it's contemporary, I'm not sure what sort of problems you'd expect.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:09:53 No.13326653

>>13326549
Another good example is Rorschach from Watchmen for a good anti-hero. He was raised by an abusive prostitute, and then forced into a state home for most of his young life. He then tried to get his life together, but grew sick of how terrible the world was and becomes a vigilante. At this point he's still a decent guy, only beating up criminals and leaving them for the police, as well as maintaining relationships with his allies. Then he goes over the edge when he finds out a girl in a kidnapping case he was looking into was killed and fed to dogs. From then on he just starts to kill off scumbags criminals and all of his friends leave him. It's made clear that his one man quest to destroy evil is ruining him and honestly is doing much good, but he does want to make the world a better place. Unlike the Comedian.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:10:21 No.13326654 >>13326625 >Implying final boss mom isn't operating with impunity

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:10:30 No.13326656 >>13326628 When retards spam reports because it upsets their feels, mods/janitors wind up just ignoring shit related to certain threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:10:43 No.13326658 >>13326628 It usually takes a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:10:44 No.13326659 >>13326647 Well, there's no denying that, they know way too much about the lore.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:12:22 No.13326664 >>13326645 Sometimes I think mods and jannies babysitting would be a better alternative to letting idiots roam around the playpen freely.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:12:26 No.13326665

>>13326625
Nah. You're sill misusing Stu as "character I don't like," you're simply upset that not everyone agrees which these characters are and you're egotistic enough to believe that not only are you the one true holder of the definition Stu/Sue is, but that you'll enlighten all these bumbling fools who dare to disagree.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:12:34 No.13326666 >>13326579 I'm suprised you waste your time on us, seeing that we are visible on the front page for an hour or two tops every few days. Not that it matters much, anyone remotely used to this thread just scrolls past the usseles arguments.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:13:40 No.13326671 >>13326664 Well they did for the first month or so the threads were here since /jp/ natives collectively went full NIPPON BANZAI against the threads. They got shut down hard though, and we've been left to our own devices more or less ever since.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:14:02 No.13326672 [DELETED]

This is why we need to get fluoride out of the tap water supply. Fluoride is bad for your body, causing many Chemical reactions creating ozone in your brian. Sure I love anime, and furry porn, but this shit is just fucking stupid. How old are you guys 12? GTFO of my board, you're fucking shit up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:14:08 No.13326673 File: 1.04 MB, 1061x1500, 49362210_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:15:28 No.13326676 >>13326672 >but this shit is just fucking stupid >onahole threads exist kek.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:16:03 No.13326678

>>13326549
>Fisk from Daredevil
Now I'm just thinking of this one excerpt...
>Get made into some guy's prison bitch
>Get out of prison
>Track down the guy's wife
>Pay to have her gangraped while you film
>Send him the film
>Bash his head in when he gets out and comes after you
And that's why he's the Kingpin...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:17:01 No.13326683 >>13326676 Because anons like you can't get any pussy. That's why.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:18:12 No.13326688 >>13326676 Stop responding to trolls.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:18:12 No.13326689 [DELETED]

>>13326676
Kid I bet you don't even know how to divide by 2. You must be a greek. Common knowledge now a days is that greek genetics are inferior due to high levels of floruide in their drinking water back when he dinosaurs were around.You for sure have to be a greek. I bet you wear tonail polish too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:18:17 No.13326690 >>13326683 Right, so now tell us about the quality of your board again, oh master of all pussies.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:18:50 No.13326692 >>13326671 I sure do wish they actually intervened ever now and then. Maybe then we'd be more like the /vg/ threads and only go full retard on occasion.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:19:46 No.13326695 >>13326688 Oh alright, just wanted to have a little fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:20:15 No.13326696 /jp/ has been going down the fucking drain. Get the fuck out of this board you damn trolls. Stop drinking fluoride water and wearing nail polish, both invented by greeks. Go back to greece where you came from darn subhuman trolls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:20:29 No.13326697 >>13326690 The people who make onaholes lurks those threads and when they see good ideas they report it to the higher up idea people so they can make those ideas and reality. w'ere actually doing something good bitch ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:21:40 No.13326701 File: 1.94 MB, 2285x1617, 04dcd0100845b0b6f093a6d37de5395a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Amazon, Elf and Sorcerres from 'Dragon's Crown' monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:22:07 No.13326702 >>13326664 >muh roolz

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:23:02 No.13326706 >>13326673 Good. I'd forcibly resurrect all of them if it was up to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:23:07 No.13326707 File: 57 KB, 540x900, Hey kid, I like you , and I want you. You can run, scream, and fight back all you want, but I'm going to get your booty..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326701 Elf yes, the others no.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:23:48 No.13326710

>>13326683
>Fuck a woman right in her pussy
>Sounds like I'm stirring a bowl of shells and cheese while someone chews a tube of cookiedough next to me and some other person is slapping two steaks together
>Deflate

Never again.

Onahole threads are great. Let you know what to avoid and what's good.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:24:00 No.13326711 File: 618 KB, 1181x1550, 1417637649386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/GA4g1C8D

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:25:22 No.13326714 >>13326710 Anon, why would you pleasure yourself with anything else than 2D? Onaholes are still a 3D concept.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:25:28 No.13326715 >>13326697 More Monster Girl Onaholes. Coiled Lamia Tail Hole, Arachne Spinneret Hole, Werewolf Footpaw Hole, etc

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:25:30 No.13326716 >>13326707 >Good. I'd forcibly resurrect all of th >calls him an elf >shit posts and trolls >Hey kid, I like you, and (...) jpg >has no ears >wings >still calls it an elf. Stop drinking damn fluoride you shitposting troll.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:26:14 No.13326718 File: 198 KB, 1000x707, a411b461a3cb68948c1ce7e7d17a7c73.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326701 >Sorcerres Sorceressssssss >>13326707 But that ass and those tits are clearly not human!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:26:28 No.13326720 >>13326715 All on par with bestiality. Congrats on managing to disgust a /d/eviant.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:26:54 No.13326721 >>13326707 Is that a Rathalos Girl? She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:27:39 No.13326729 >>13326718 No those are clearly human women. You may get somewhere with KC's Amazon, which is a Succubus somehow, but that's it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:27:44 No.13326730 File: 744 KB, 800x1119, 1421203153973.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326715 >This will never be real Ran-sama ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:27:56 No.13326731 >>13326711 Horn teasing? Weird, but I like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:28:06 No.13326732 >>13326720 >TryingTooHard.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:29:14 No.13326735 >>13326732 You have to admit, you wouldn't be attracted to Monster Girls unless you were attracted to the animalistic parts of them. Fucking creep.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:29:21 No.13326737 File: 67 KB, 449x818, america 23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326732 Who is the one trying?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:29:40 No.13326741 File: 1.75 MB, 1950x2450, 1429129780799.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no! This happened to your mouse waifu!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:31:11 No.13326747 Lets be realistic for a second /jp/, if a Monster Girl raped you and you got her pregnant, and you had the option to abort it. Would you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:31:21 No.13326750 >>13326710 I've never been to an onahole thread, but anyone who can keep an active discussion on them is fine in my book.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:31:23 No.13326751 File: 194 KB, 567x439, Polishing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326731 Hornjobs are a given for any horned MGs. rubrubrubrub

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:31:34 No.13326752 File: 73 KB, 480x360, america 48.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326741 Spoiler? FUcking retard kek.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:31:46 No.13326754 >>13326747 no

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:32:33 No.13326757 >>13326747 Depends. Is she my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:33:02 No.13326759 >>13326735 I'm attracted to the total package. A lamia is not a snake. An Arachne is not a spider. A werewolf is not a wolf. A mermaid is not a fish. A centaur is not a horse. And so on.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:33:57 No.13326762 What the fuck happened at the end of the last thread? Well at least we proved 'CYOAs bring in ERPers' Shitposter from two threads ago wrong. Unless there was a hidden CYOA that cause all of it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:33:59 No.13326763 >>13326759 And a part of that package are having body parts that resemble an animal's.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:33:59 No.13326764 >>13326750 It's not really discussion. More like reviews and people asking about particular models, care and cleaning, etc. Though I guess that's what discussion is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:34:16 No.13326766 >>13326741 She has become perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:34:22 No.13326767 >>13326751 I sort of simply viewed them as handlebars.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:34:30 No.13326768 >>13326747 Everyone here should of been a damn abortion. Fucking communist furfag nigger lovin whores. I am going to rape every single one of them with a 9/11 memorial figure.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:34:32 No.13326769 File: 149 KB, 640x480, pain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by an apsara

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:35:06 No.13326773 File: 108 KB, 349x500, 637ace22d3f5f7e13066de4745a5138f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326729 Oh? But she's clearly a witch; just look at her hat! No one that wears that hat can be mistaken for a non-witch!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:35:48 No.13326778 >>13326763 Parts that resemble perhaps, but they are not animals. Is that so hard for you to comprehend?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:35:56 No.13326779 File: 43 KB, 480x360, 1429130156916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This will get you going.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:36:26 No.13326782

>>13326762
The only thing I remember from the later end of the last thread was that one drawfag coming in and being a caustic asshole again, once again telling us to suck his dick and that he doesn't like us, and that apparently he's still doing things.

Also apparently all of our drawfags are on spirit journeys to better themselves as artists.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:36:28 No.13326783 >>13326773 I want to cum into that hat and make her wear it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:36:34 No.13326784 >>13326778 Do you think furries aren't bestiality either faggot-kun?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:37:00 No.13326786 >>13326773 That's not a monstergirl outside of KC's setting.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:37:20 No.13326789 >>13326779 How can someone who doesn't exist, hate anything? Checkmate Theists.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:37:21 No.13326790 >>13326715 Basically what bad dragon would make if it focused more on onaholes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:38:08 No.13326792 >>13326782 >that one drawfag Which one?

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:38:31 No.13326795

>>13326762

They still add to the shit. I still remember the last time we had a CYOA, and the drama that caused most of the thread to be nuked for it. Whether you blame Nyanon or the readers for that display is irrelevant, CYOAs are bad news and that was the point where the mods agreed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:39:00 No.13326798 tanukis=fuckable jews with tails

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:39:40 No.13326803

>>13326792
The new drawfag that isn't Zombie Neko.
You know, the one who when he came into the community said that we could all suck his dick and that he wasn't going to listen to us in terms of criticism or negative comments about his work.
The one who drew primarily monsterboys.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:39:44 No.13326804 >>13326784 Furries pretty clearly are. Their communities are rife with both anthromorphs and straight-animals, and they make no distinction what they stick their dicks in.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:39:50 No.13326805 >>13326782 Just like women need to find themselves. By sucking a lot of dick.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:40:13 No.13326806 [SPOILER]

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>>13326789
Not your choice if something exists or not. THis is why you need to stop drinking flouride and eat natural lamb chops. THe problem with you is the size of your ey balls to face ratio. Is is commonly seen throughout all of society. Fag get fucked and nigger die in in hell. So fuck off you gay nigger.

>nigger
>faggot
>jew
>kike
>watches anime
>thinks he man isn't anime

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:40:35 No.13326807 File: 480 KB, 720x960, 1419584729189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326798 But man are they fuckable.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:40:41 No.13326808 >>13326803 I hope you're exaggerating, because we need drawfags but not that badly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:41:23 No.13326814 >>13326803 >The new drawfag that isn't Zombie Neko. Reminds me that I could go for some cute traumatized catgirl drawfaggotry.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:41:57 No.13326816 >>13326767 Irrumate the Minotaur?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:42:20 No.13326818 >>13326816 Always

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:42:34 No.13326819

>>13326795
>or the readers
It's almost always the readers.
If a choice they don't like wins they take it out on the writers. Cause they don't want to be in the minority for some godforsaken reason.
Then when the Writer doesn't want to go back on it they all whined to mods to get rid of all CYOAs, essentially saying 'I'm taking YOUR ball and going home'

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:42:38 No.13326820 >>13326779 Ya know, it says pretty clearly in the bible that god loves everyone, even those who turn their back on him or stray from his flock.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:42:42 No.13326821 Does having a slime in addition to your waifu count as a harem?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:42:44 No.13326822 >>13326816 Did anybody save that from last thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:43:34 No.13326827 >>13326808 He isn't, sadly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:43:41 No.13326828 >>13326816 Vigorously and at length. Seriously, those horns scream 'powersteering for oral.'

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:43:52 No.13326831 >>13326803 The guy who drew the troll? He was fairly nice and didn't do any of the stuff you said though.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:44:00 No.13326833

>>13326808
I'm not exaggerating at all, just go into the last thread and find his post about what he's been doing, he went on a micro rant because someone made the comment he acts like a dick and said we need to "stay out of his hair if we don't want him in ours".
He's a caustic asshole who thinks virtually nothing of the threads or the people in them, and rarely hangs around.
He said he was still drawing stuff but I agree, we don't need people like him.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:44:06 No.13326835 File: 1.11 MB, 2048x2048, 1fbbf0a044dbe6d15e4af118f1b95614.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Triple the arms >Triple the lovin'

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:44:11 No.13326836 File: 336 KB, 1308x1636, 67.jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326820 Where the hell dose it say that?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:44:47 No.13326839 >>13326819 The blame clearly falls on both parties, writefags are great to have around but they shouldn't be excused for causing shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:45:00 No.13326840 >>13326779 Westboro pls Freddy's in line to get a pineapple up his urethra by Satan

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:45:31 No.13326843 What the fuck is happening in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:45:41 No.13326845 File: 126 KB, 798x1000, 1397382504010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326747 I think the appropriate thing to do if she had no attachment to you would be to raise the girl yourself. It would take a lot of heartache, but I must do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:46:21 No.13326848 >>13326836 Genesis, for starters.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:46:29 No.13326849 >>13326839 you can't deny though that often times when shit starts it's because someone got mad over a digital poll.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:46:35 No.13326850

>>13326831
You're horribly wrong.
He's nice to people who compliment his work, but like he showed in the other thread he acts like a triggered Tumblrette if you criticize him or his work.
I don't know why .less brought him here but we really don't need people who are going to act like that and expect to be welcomed or viewed well.
>>13326843
The usual stuff until we hit a few hundred posts or drop off the first few pages.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:46:38 No.13326851 >>13326833 Holy shit, a drawfag with an attitude worse than Less.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:46:41 No.13326852 >>13326840 Fred was a great man! He showed amrrica the truth, and the mark of god was all over him. Anyone against fred was someone who dosen't have god with them, like you. Possible jew!.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:47:05 No.13326855 >>13326843 Reporting and ignoring mainly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:47:15 No.13326856 >>13326845 you'll wake up one day with your daughteru on your dick and it'll turn into a fucked up hentai

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:47:21 No.13326857 >>13326747 Nyet, she is my daughteru

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:47:45 No.13326858 >>13326851 He's friends with .less, so it's really not that surprising.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:48:10 No.13326863 >>13326835 >tie top two to the bed >middle two are groping herself >bottom two are locked around your neck >meanwhile her legs are locked behind your back I want to impregnate her

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:48:59 No.13326866 >>13326850 I've seen every write and drawfag actually do the same thing in different doeses. It seems wrong to treat him like an ass over one incident involving a retard making him act like a retard over his retarded post.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:49:02 No.13326867

>>13326849

I've seen both happen. I'm not outright saying Nyan tried to cause shit during that little event, but he didn't help himself. Likewise, some readers were only making things worse at that point. It was a complete fuck up all around, and it would be best to avoid things like that in future.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:49:44 No.13326872 File: 621 KB, 2048x2048, horns_by_matsu_sensei-d8bwe0b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326798 >>13326816 >>13326767 >>13326751 Do you prefer a style of horn in particular? I like the nubian Ibex horns.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:50:02 No.13326873 >>13326779 >>13326806 >>13326836 You're wasting images you fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:50:15 No.13326874 >>13326856 I'm not usually up for daughteru dicking, but if the mother left after her birth anyway... Though I would try to get her a boy of her own first.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:50:29 No.13326876 >>13326858 Ugh. This just gets better with every new snippet of info. I normally hate the threads for trying to scare off content producers, but some of them need to go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:50:56 No.13326878 >>13326872 Left one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:51:25 No.13326879 >>13326872 Left a goddess.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:51:52 No.13326881 >>13326878 I'll admit I was about to ask >Which left one? I'm a dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:52:37 No.13326886 >>13326866 The drawfags maybe, but not all the writefags go on machineanon style ego trips. Unless I've missed a couple.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:53:02 No.13326887 >>13326881 Eh, it happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:53:03 No.13326888 >>13326866 Well yeah, all people are assholes, especially "Artists". but this guy is on a whole other level of faggotry. I honestly would not be sad at all to see him go, even if it means losing a content producer.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:53:05 No.13326889 >>13326872 Oh, you're the original artist? I think I jacked off to your "touch the cow" work. Thanks for helping me bust a nut.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:54:21 No.13326894 >>13326872 Like the bottom right's expression, but like left more.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:54:29 No.13326895 >>13326889 I believe that's just a normal anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:54:36 No.13326896 >>13326867 But at what cost? BUT AT WHAT COST

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:55:02 No.13326900

>>13326845
>tfw she grows up to be just like her mother anyway
>in looks and attitude
>becoming the spitting image of the woman that still gives you nightmares
>you can't stand to be reminded every day and crawl into the bottle to forget
Sorry, the June talk and your picture made me remember.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:55:23 No.13326901

>>13326872
I personally find the top right to be the most pleasing, though that may just be because she's the cutest.
Bottom right is nice for convenience, and are nice and small to tease and play with.
The one of the left has horns that seem more ornamental than anything, and honestly I don't like ornamental horns unles they have some cool details or something, kind of like the Demon Lord from Bunny Black.
Though maybe I like the top right because she's a longhorn and I'm American, who knows.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:55:35 No.13326903 File: 342 KB, 955x843, 3ece0e08337288b6461fa3628d10187a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326889 That' would be Matsu-Sensei. I don't think Matsu knows /mgt/ exists, but he has done Monster girl stuff before.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:56:13 No.13326905 >>13326872 Bottom right

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:56:47 No.13326906 >>13326900 Nigga, I would try greatly to keep that from happening. >Be kind >Be strong. >Be good.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:57:40 No.13326908 >>13326751 You're a fucking retard. There is no such thing as horn jobs, go back to africa you damn vobofag.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:58:16 No.13326911 >>13326872 I prefer bottom right. Horns are wide apart and point straight upwards, perfect for irrumatio handles.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:58:37 No.13326912 >>13326906 Good man.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:59:41 No.13326918 >>13326872 Left.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 16:59:51 No.13326921 >>13326903 >You will never Push Mero as she leans over

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:00:29 No.13326922 File: 11 KB, 198x255, counter..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326873 >you can't stand to be reminded every day and crawl into the bottle to forget

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:01:16 No.13326924 The great debate. HORSE PUSSY OR TAIL PUSSY

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:01:28 No.13326927 >>13326886 Jeez, makes me appreciate the content creators who are more on the humble side way more.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:01:35 No.13326928 >>13326921 Would she flip and splash all around like a fish out of water?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:02:28 No.13326931 >>13326924 Both are shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:02:41 No.13326932 >>13326924 >TAIL PUSSY It's HORSE PUSSY or SNAKE CLOACA you faggot, and the answer is obviously HORSE PUSSY.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:02:43 No.13326933 [DELETED]

>>13326831
You're horribly wrong.
He's nice to people who compliment his work, but like he showed in the other thread he acts like a triggered Tumblrette if you criticize him or his work.
I don't know why .less brought him here but we really don't need people who are going to act like that and expect to be welcomed or viewed well.
>>13326843
The usual stuff until we hit a few hundred posts or drop off the first few pages.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:03:39 No.13326938 >>13326872 Bottom right. Also rams' horns.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:04:09 No.13326939 >>13326928 Yes, and you'd have free reign to laugh cause Mero a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:04:59 No.13326944 >>13326888 >this guy is on a whole new level We've had much worse. Even his posts in the archives don't even show what you're saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:05:14 No.13326945 File: 574 KB, 665x887, 3563733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326932 >Not SNAKE CLOACA Anon what are you doing

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:06:51 No.13326952 >this thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmUXcd0nwi4

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:07:02 No.13326954 File: 63 KB, 389x600, alp lilim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh? What's that? You have something against Alps? Maybe something can change that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:07:49 No.13326957 >>13326954 I'm going to lick a Lilim Alp's naval and cuddle her hard and smother her with kisses!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:07:50 No.13326959 >>13326924 Huss Puss >Fossil Fuel free mode of transportation, saving both money and the environment >Skilled in Combat so you can live safe and maybe even become Functionally fit and not Aesthetically /fit/ >BIG OL TITTES

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:08:32 No.13326961 >>13326957 What if she doesn't have a boat?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:09:08 No.13326963 File: 599 KB, 781x750, 28a21b2bc97a5abbcb31abb4b0c888f4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326945 No! it is time for lamiafags to learn their place and understand the superiority of horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:09:43 No.13326966 >>13326961 Then her navel will suffice!

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:10:29 No.13326970

>>13326927

It was very depressing. He was really good at what he did, it was just a shame he decided to be a douche towards everyone about it after a few successes. It makes me hope the other writefags took notice and will keep their egos in check from now on.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:10:43 No.13326972 >>13326954 Sorry, only alps I date are those willing to buy me hotwings after a long week. Only four alps/dire alps/pygmy alps may be dated at a time

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:11:16 No.13326975 File: 70 KB, 380x600, priestess lilim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326954 Best Lilim comin through.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:11:28 No.13326978 >>13326963 But Lamiafags do know their place, and it's clearly somewhere between dragons and horsepussy in superiority.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:11:54 No.13326979 >>13326954 Isn't that supposed to be the Queen of Hearts, the lilim in charge of Wonderland?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:12:28 No.13326982 >>13326975 >Them thighs through that hakama Got-Damn!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:12:41 No.13326983 >>13326835 >yfw her eyebrows have eyes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:13:17 No.13326985 File: 87 KB, 399x500, loli lilim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326979 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:13:24 No.13326986 >>13326970 Good thing the stuff I do isn't important/good enough to get an ego over.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:13:29 No.13326987 >>13326952 To be fair, he is an idiot. Elves are like bottom rung among the rest.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:15:12 No.13326992 >>13326986 Very little writefag material is, anon. But its still entertaining so please don't stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:15:35 No.13326995 >>13326986 True. I still do greentexts mostly... I mean, seriously, greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:16:02 No.13326997 >>13326979 The only lilim with official art is Druella. The others you're seeing posted were ones KC drew for as a fan tribute to another author.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:16:15 No.13326998 >>13326970 Who are you talking about here?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:16:22 No.13326999 >>13326992 Not even, I'm just a simple colour/editfag. So I guess I don't have to worry.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:16:51 No.13327000 File: 249 KB, 876x900, 6658de3e1c075ae88b03f5e4a048793d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13326978 I knew that lamiafags are delusional, but I didn't thought they would be crazy enough to believe snakes to be superior to dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:17:10 No.13327001 >>13326986 Same

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:17:33 No.13327002 >>13326995 Hey man, it's more than nothing at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:17:49 No.13327004 >>13327000 I didn't say they were superior to dragons. Only horsepussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:17:56 No.13327006 >>13326995 I prefer reading greentexts to prose. Better time investment to content and enjoyment ratio, less time wasted if you end up not liking it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:18:29 No.13327009 >>13326985 Best Lilim. >>13326979 Nah. They're fan art KC did with the in-universe explanation that they're Heroes the DL personally turned into Lilims.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:18:57 No.13327011 >>13327002 Yep. Pretty much this. I've seen a lot of cute greentexts that brought a smile to my face during rough days, so I'm glad even having those.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:20:07 No.13327016 >>13326924 I give it to tailpussy. At least they make something fun to go at with a belt grinder and a bottle of isopropyl alcohol

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:20:19 No.13327017

>>13326998

Machineanon's fall. He started out as an above average writefag who came from nowhere and made it big astonishingly quickly, but threw it all away by getting an ego the size of a city. He wrote some guide to writing MG stories that was full of angry references to other writers and the thread in general. It made ELH look reasonable and calm.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:21:22 No.13327021 File: 279 KB, 700x900, asmod.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey, wanna hear a joke? Consensual sex. Haha. Okay, okay, here's a better one. Humans have rights.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:21:49 No.13327023 >>13327004 You said exactly that, reptile lover.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:22:02 No.13327025 >>13326886 Sure they aren't.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:22:14 No.13327027 >>13327021 Oh Traitor-kun, when will you get new material?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:22:42 No.13327030 >>13327011 Also, those necromancer greentexts from yesterday were pretty funny. Got some actual laughter from me, which is rare for writing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:23:00 No.13327033 >>13327021 Two words. Raging Mushroom.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:23:18 No.13327034 >>13327021 This shitty joke again? For fuck's sake, kid. Get something new or something. You know what, what the fuck are you doing here? Go away, you succudork.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:23:29 No.13327036 File: 515 KB, 724x1023, Dragon Girl's Can't Wear Dresses is what it says.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragonsluts assemble.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:23:45 No.13327038 >>13327025 Name a few who've gone on ego trips then. I'm here a lot and haven't seen any.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:23:55 No.13327039 >>13327023 Horsepussy < Lamiae < Dragons specifically Wurms and Ryus There ya go.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:23:57 No.13327040 >>13327021 You're pretty good. I have one, myself. Your husbando

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:24:01 No.13327041 >>13327021 Gettin real tired of this maymay, and I'd totally betray humanity for a chick fil a discount.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:24:15 No.13327043 >>13327036 I'm not a slut though. G-guess I'll just wait out front then.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:24:58 No.13327046 File: 235 KB, 768x1024, Caught you scopin' this bitch's fat ass tail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:26:10 No.13327049 >>13327046 Damn Cell, you really let yourself go.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:26:17 No.13327050 >>13326986 I don't have to worry about that. I'm deeply uncomfortable discussing my own work, to the point that if somebody is asking for stuff to read and and I think one of my stories is relevant to their interests, I still won't mention it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:26:46 No.13327051 >>13327036 Mein dracheniger

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:27:12 No.13327052 >>13327039 Stop confusing the less-than and the more-than sign with each other, Anon. You're making a fool of yourself in front of the entire thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:27:25 No.13327053 >>13327030 They were pretty fun to do. May expand on them later (maybe prose)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:28:08 No.13327057 >>13327046 I just realized where KC stole tailpussy from.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:28:32 No.13327058 >>13327049 I'd help her achieve her perfect form

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:28:34 No.13327059 File: 378 KB, 628x694, Anya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327051 My Dragon loving brother from another mother.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:28:56 No.13327060 File: 178 KB, 1000x1000, 1397262339059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327052 The fool here is you, guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:29:26 No.13327062 >>13327050 Well, I won't judge. Besides, it'd probably be in bad taste to advertise your own stuff. At least, that's what it feels like to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:29:28 No.13327063 >>13326389 My Fellow Warrior.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:29:32 No.13327064 >>13326525 >Ignore it, it's a butthurt /jp/ native. >/jp/ natives complaining about exhentai links Are you retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:29:50 No.13327066 >>13327057 >stole I doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:29:58 No.13327068 >>13327036 Eh, sure why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:30:32 No.13327069 >>13327060 All the snake woman look so untrustworthy. It's like they say, around a snake, make no mistake.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:30:44 No.13327072 >>13327064 >Responds to a post during a shitstorm from 2 hours ago Are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:31:00 No.13327073 >>13327063 Yep, first run. No magic No faith All Snakeman Greatsword and Eagle shield

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:31:02 No.13327074 >>13327058 Oh I definitely would too, I wonder if its the ara ara form.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:31:53 No.13327079 >>13327036 >Honey, stop calling me a s-slut. You know I wouldn't act like this for another dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:32:17 No.13327080 >>13326924 OBVIOUSLY HORSE PUSSY!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:32:26 No.13327081 >>13326457 Requesting air strike on target.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:32:40 No.13327083 File: 233 KB, 1920x1080, 1401006155817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327073 >Snakeman Greatsword and Eagle shield That's not Zweihander and Giant's Shield Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:33:13 No.13327084 File: 165 KB, 1800x1200, r6Vvg7z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327060 I suppose lamiafags will never learn. There's no way snake cloaca can compete with glorious horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:33:32 No.13327086 >>13327057 Cell's tail is more where Alma stole her vore tail from.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:33:51 No.13327087 >>13327079 You are such a slut. You're such a huge slut that you don't even charge those lusty old Dragon girls anything when holding their hands or hugging them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:34:04 No.13327088 >>13326525 >demon >realistic

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:34:40 No.13327092 >>13327072 Ok kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:35:06 No.13327093 >>13327084 Can you kiss a centaur while you make love to 'em? No, anon, it has to be from the front.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:35:17 No.13327095 >>13327084 Seems Loen's been doing more EMG doodles in /a/ I bet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:35:49 No.13327096 File: 166 KB, 827x612, 1416734953399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's your preferred height of monstergirls based on kaijus? Average, tall, or 50 or more meters?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:35:51 No.13327097 >>13327092 >kid Don't tip your hand so easily 5/10, got me to nibble.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:36:24 No.13327100 File: 145 KB, 704x900, 1416420017299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327084 There's no need to compete when you know the winner beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:36:28 No.13327101 >>13327074 You know what her perfect form is right? Pregnant

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:37:19 No.13327106 >>13327095 He probably won't come back, he even said he doesn't really want to. It's unfortunate but that's how life goes sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:37:45 No.13327110 >>13327083 Didn't need them. They were both trophies of the two, in my opinion, worst parts of the game

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:37:48 No.13327112 >>13326673 Is this a new obligatory post?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:37:58 No.13327113 >>13327097 >hurr bait! bait! I didn't know posts had a time limit to be responded to.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:38:16 No.13327115 >>13327106 Least he could do is finish those requests he took before fucking off forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:38:44 No.13327117 >>13327087 >I already explained that! She said she was your grandma!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:39:12 No.13327118 >>13327112 No, its just the sad truth.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:39:14 No.13327119 >>13327112 New meme!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:39:25 No.13327120 >>13327115 Yeah, but that might never happen, he even said he isn't doing his old style anymore, so if he does ever do them they probably won't be anything like people imagined or wanted at the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:39:33 No.13327123 >>13327101 Damn, you got me there.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:39:39 No.13327124 File: 298 KB, 1600x1337, Godzilla AP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327096 Wish this guy drew more of these

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:40:03 No.13327125 >>13327117 >Honey I told you I was just patting that little Dragon Pup on the head for returning my wallet after I dropped it!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:40:33 No.13327128 >>13327112 If it is, I'm ok with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:40:44 No.13327130 >>13327113 Well now you do.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:40:44 No.13327131 >>13327123 Don't worry, she needs your help to attain it and it only lasts nine months.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:41:03 No.13327132 >>13327120 I'd still take it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:41:27 No.13327133 >>13327084 >That food Why did Okaydo have to ruin Cerea by making her a vegetarian

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:41:56 No.13327136 >>13327133 She's a fucking horse man, it makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:42:52 No.13327138 >>13327125 >They bought me a sandwich! How couldn't I hug them?

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:43:07 No.13327140
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>>13327093
>>13327100
And I suppose that lamias are (for some unexplained reason) really proud of the fact the only hole they have to offer to their husband is the same one they use to take a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:43:54 No.13327141 >>13327138 >Our daughter just wanted upsies! How could I say "no" to her?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:44:57 No.13327148 >>13327136 He didn't make Rachne and Mia obligate carnivores. That seems a little inconsistent.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:45:03 No.13327149 >>13327140 MGE lamias have human vagina, EMG lamias have human vaginas.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:45:48 No.13327151 >>13327140 I guess. Kind of like how the only hole centaurs have to offer are on the back side of their horse rears.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:46:03 No.13327153 >>13327141 >The poor thing was freezing, how couldn't I share my heart with her. >"Of course she was freezing, she's a white dragon! It's literally what they do!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:46:50 No.13327156 >>13327149 Best vaginas.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:46:59 No.13327157 >>13327148 Mia and Rachnee are said in canon to pretty much be carnivores. It's why Mia has such shit cooking skills, she can't taste anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:47:10 No.13327159 >>13327149 My headcanon lamias have human vaginas for reproduction and a second hole for waste disposal where the cloaca would be.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:47:12 No.13327160 >>13327131 Time for a training episode then.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:47:34 No.13327162 >>13327151 Front Pussy r o n t p u s s y

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:48:11 No.13327163 >>13327157 >Mia and Rachnee are said in canon to pretty much be carnivores. I guess I missed that

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:48:24 No.13327164 >>13327153 >I was just cheering up the Dragon after hearing her story! >"You didn't have to fondle her breasts or let her give you that hickie!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:48:59 No.13327167 >>13327162 >Being proud of front pussy Nigga wat?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:49:22 No.13327168 File: 1.33 MB, 2592x1944, IMG_4430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327093 I'm assuming you're basing your statement just on the horse body. They're more flexible than you think. You could kiss your Centaur waifu during the act.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:49:24 No.13327169 >>13327100 >That brown Lamia Hummina.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:49:29 No.13327170 >>13327153 It's suffering to have a rape-bait husbando

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:49:34 No.13327171 >>13327159 Spoilers aside, it makes a lot of sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:49:42 No.13327172 >>13327157 >Carnivores have skit cooking skills because they can't taste anything I bet you're a vegan who wouldn't know flavor if it sodomized him with a Cerea figure.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:50:14 No.13327175 >>13326924 Both are shit. Frontpussy and succubus tail pussy are okay though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:50:17 No.13327176 >>13327160 >Husband! Don't you realize yet that you're up against the perfect wife?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:50:41 No.13327179 File: 417 KB, 648x905, Red-headed Perfection.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327036 As the original title holder I say hurrah.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:51:54 No.13327184 >>13327172 That's what they say in the story you fucking nigger. Mia always makes horrible tasting food because she doesn't know how omnivores or vegetarians taste things, and thus can't cook for shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:52:03 No.13327185 >>13327175 >Pro front pussy Nobody can be this retarded, except for Average that one time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:52:10 No.13327186 File: 385 KB, 800x900, Cancer_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tfw your waifu is literally cancer

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:52:45 No.13327187 >>13327170 >>13327164 >But honey, they protected me while I was on the bus. I could have been raped! >"You were! By them!" >Well, they did drop me off at least

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:53:04 No.13327189 File: 97 KB, 442x376, 1401727298906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327175 Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:53:54 No.13327192 >>13327185 I learned an important lesson that day

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:54:06 No.13327195 File: 373 KB, 600x688, green Sonia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327179 I doubt you're the first. Are you the one man who went too far with the apron? Because he's actually the first.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:54:25 No.13327196

>>13326954
Yes, your death.

>inb4 only a gary stu could beat the alp lilim

Nigger I will become demonbane, asura, jack rakan, the guy from gundam seed, tenchi muyo and his descendant kenji and whoever the fuck else applies. I will become a black hole of gary stuness from which no perfection and flawlessness can escape and cause a singularity that will give birth to a whole new order of being, THE SHIN GARY STU.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:54:42 No.13327197
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>>13327149
>Lamiafags have to change the pussy of their waifus because they are too disgusted by the real thing.
Hilarious

>>13327151
My waifu has an ass. The biggest ass. What does yours have? A bunch of plain scales?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:55:12 No.13327200 >>13327195 No, I was called Dragonslut a fair while before him. Apron-kun just took it to the next level.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:55:20 No.13327201 >>13327184 Is there anything scientific to back this up, or are we just going to go by how Japanese believe it like with bloodtypes dictating everything about you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:55:40 No.13327202 >>13327021 Oh go fuck yourself you one tick slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:56:57 No.13327208 >>13327196 >Jack Rakan That manga was infuriating at times, but it was pretty good. >>13327201 blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2012/03/13/sugar-sweet-taste-cats-dolphins-carnivores-genes/#.VS7ea_nF-vM

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:57:06 No.13327210 >>13327197 For me it's less repulsion and more snake cloaca at the end of the tail doesn't really do anything for me. It's just sort of there. It doesn't promote any primal urges or anything, which is a shame, I love lamias.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:57:15 No.13327212 >>13327201 They believe a lot of weird shit, Anon. This is just another example.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:57:49 No.13327214 >>13327073 Same. I used the Queelag's Furysword though. .

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:57:52 No.13327215 File: 267 KB, 585x895, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327197 >What does yours have? A fairly round ass, actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:57:52 No.13327216 >>13327187 >I was just asking for directions! >"From that loose tramp Dragon behind the trash cans?!" >Well she was generous

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:58:15 No.13327220 >>13327210 Same. Which is why >>13327159

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 17:58:33 No.13327222 >>13327197 >Ha! I'm so much better than those horse pussy fags with my snake cloaca! >Ha! I'm so much better than those horse pussy fags with my bird cloaca! >Ha! I'm so much better than those horse pussy fags with my fish cloaca!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:00:13 No.13327225 >>13327124 Where do I find this artist?

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:00:51 No.13327227

>>13327210
Cloaca means one hole dummy. It can be wherever and look like whatever. One kinda vagina-looking hole where a vagina would be is still a cloaca. Like that's what the EMG lamias have.

Every time. It's like you people never had gradeschool biology.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:00:54 No.13327229 File: 63 KB, 300x300, 1411274298520.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327215 Not him, but KCs Lamias have actual butt instead of scales, don't they? Not that I mind of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:01:41 No.13327231 >>13327229 I also think Miia has a butt now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:02:00 No.13327234 >>13327222 What is that even supposed to imply?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:02:11 No.13327236 >>13327081 Request denied until you learn proper radio procedure.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:02:12 No.13327238

>>13327208
I wonder if it is the genes or what, but it does make sense that their taste buds would be different due to their diet.
One can tell they're not going to be eating anything with sugar or sweetness with their teeth structure, so why would their body bother with taste buds that can sense/process/whatever it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:02:16 No.13327239 >>13327229 >lamiass Ah yes, the frontpussy of snakefags.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:02:20 No.13327240 >>13327229 Allow to me to say ALICE FROM MONSTER GIRL QUEST HAS A GREAT ASS.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:02:57 No.13327243 >>13327234 All of your collective tastes are shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:03:03 No.13327244 >>13327046 I'd get a taste of perfection from her

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:03:33 No.13327246 >>13327200 Are you the fabled Anubisfucker? Because you need to do some more of that Dragoon story, Bra.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:03:34 No.13327248 >>13327239 r u gay ?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:04:15 No.13327253 Slimes have the best ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:04:27 No.13327254 >>13327246 I'm workin' on it, I'm workin' on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:04:58 No.13327257 >>13327234 That people get unnecessarily bent up about what kind of vagina they're fucking when we're fantasizing about monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:05:28 No.13327259 >>13327136 That doesn't change the fact it ruins her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:05:32 No.13327260 >>13327215 >>13327229 >>13327240 >Snakes with butts. Next you'll tell me mermaid tails with knees are logical or practical in some way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:05:48 No.13327265 >>13327238 Pretty much all animals crave sugar, grease and salt. Things that are rare and nutritious get hardwired into the brain. That's also why most recipes to add flavor are some sort of combination of sugar/grease/salt.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:05:55 No.13327266 File: 207 KB, 800x1067, Jackal Chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327254 Don't make me go to "there" and mock you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:06:43 No.13327268 >>13327227 They don't generally teach the correct use of the word cloaca (and all it entails) in grade school. Anyway, I'm so terribly sorry for my misuse of the word. Really.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:06:50 No.13327269 >>13327257 Actually I think it's more like people get unnecessarily bent up about what kind of pussy they imagine other people are fucking when we're fantasizing about monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:06:54 No.13327270 >>13327259 >Horse girl doesn't eat meat >Ruins her I honestly don't know what you were expecting.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:07:30 No.13327272 >>13327265 A carnivore just isn't going to be getting very much sugar at all. You expect them to eat fruit and veggies? No, because they're going to maul and devour a rabbit, squirrel, or overweight kid who got separated from the group.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:07:50 No.13327275 >>13327266 Well it's true. I got a fair bit done the last couple nights.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:08:06 No.13327276 >>13327222 Okay, I can laugh at this. This anon has a point.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:08:13 No.13327277 >>13327260 >Mermaid knees I had almost forgotten about that particular brand of abomination.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:08:40 No.13327281 >>13327269 You're right, thanks for the correction.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:08:53 No.13327282 >>13327260 Counteragument: butts are hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:09:18 No.13327284 File: 182 KB, 780x626, Anubis Sempai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327275 >fair bit 3 sentences?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:11:24 No.13327287 >>13327176 All of my want.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:11:26 No.13327288 >>13327282 Why don't you grow a butt on your face then?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:12:16 No.13327294 >>13327288 But I'd have a hard time looking at it, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:13:24 No.13327296 >>13327294 I have a hard time looking at you already.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:13:59 No.13327298

>>13327272
Most carnivores are not pure carnivores. They'll eat about whatever is convenient. Simple sugars are easy to digest, and it sets off the old "Free energy" alarm and craving when they run across things like honey or sugar.

And it's all relative. Something that's slightly sweeter like young meat or eggs will always be preferred for its ease of digestion.

The point of these cravings is that you don't get that stuff hardly at all in nature. That's why you stuff your face with it when you find it. Of course that's totally broken with humans but if we're talking animals, it still applies.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:14:01 No.13327300 >>13327284 Closer to a dozen or so.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:14:07 No.13327301 >>13327296 Duh, I had the webcam deactivated.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:14:49 No.13327303 >>13327254 Are you the guy that wrote that chubby husky story?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:15:27 No.13327307 >>13327301 Turn it on then. I can't look at your ass if you keep it turned off.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:16:22 No.13327311 >>13327303 >Chubby Husky Nope. Can't say I've ever even heard of such a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:18:00 No.13327318 >>13327186 That's unusual to see. Why exactly?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:18:54 No.13327320 File: 729 KB, 1148x1200, 48670316_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327318 She has a bad case of crabs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:19:36 No.13327321 >your waifu will never ask you to flex in front of her

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:20:10 No.13327325 >>13327321 I don't have much to flex, so that's probably a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:20:20 No.13327327 >You will never ask your waifu to flex in front of you

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:20:31 No.13327329 >>13327185 >>13327189 >I want to fuck a horse's vagina No anons, you are the retards. Because of you we have actual horsefuckers now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:20:50 No.13327330 >>13327321 Why would she want to see a fat anon flexing?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:20:55 No.13327331 >>13327321 >>13327327 >you'll never have a flex off with your waifu

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:22:02 No.13327334
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>>13326954
>bully the alp lilim until you acquire one of the most powerful mgs in existence as a waifu
>overthrow the demon lord and put us both in power
>create a world where men can alp into anything and all monstergirls are weak to bullying

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:22:25 No.13327336 >>13327329 When as the last time you talked with a horsefucker though?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:22:50 No.13327339 >>13327329 I mean, in theory, it's weird, but could be worse. At least nobody here wants to be Mr. Hands for a centaur.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:22:53 No.13327340 >>13327334 You'll be dead before you can pull that bullshit you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:23:45 No.13327343 >>13327334 >Implying the Child and a random anon could surpass the Parent and a God-Tier Hero That's funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:23:49 No.13327344 >>13327340 seems like a perfectly logical plan to me who's gonna stop him you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:23:53 No.13327345 >>13327336 That time the linked the bestiality vid in the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:24:45 No.13327351 >>13327330 Maybe she's a chubby chaser?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:24:57 No.13327352 >>13327343 >What is the whole point of an RPG setting

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:25:16 No.13327353 >>13327343 >Implying the child doesn't beat the parent all the time in myths. >Implying humans don't outsmart/defeat monsters all the time in myth.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:25:35 No.13327356 >>13327330 No projections allowed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:26:30 No.13327360 >>13327334 >not systematically assassinating all lilims until the monster lord as no backups, and then assassinating her too

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:27:08 No.13327361 >>13327334 >>13327352 Well anon, you better start the lovemaking now if you want to catch up with the DL and her husband. They have been at it for a while, collecting power. It shall be a race of sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:27:35 No.13327363 >>13327360 >Not systematically raping all lilims until the monster lord has no backups, and then raping her too

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:27:36 No.13327364 >>13327270 I was expecting Okaydo to not go and find one of the worst traits you could give to a girl and placing it on who he supposedly considers his 'favorite character'

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:28:51 No.13327367 >>13327361 >Race of sex >Against a literal god of sex Well, good luck Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:30:20 No.13327369 >>13327344 Don't you know? I AM THE SHIN GARY STU

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:30:40 No.13327370 >>13327364 Why would being a herbivore be one of the worst traits given to Cerea? It's not like she has any problem with everyone else eating meat. She just doesn't eat it because her organism doesn't not support eating meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:30:44 No.13327371 >>13327361 You dont need sex power to beat a demon lord. Sex is just how the current demon lord decided to get her power. You can train and become a god killing anon if you work hard enough through conventional means.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:31:09 No.13327375 >>13327334 >and all monstergirls are weak to bullying You were doing it good until this part.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:31:40 No.13327377

>>13327364
Maybe Okayado is a vegetarian. It's easier to be a vegetarian in Japan. You're pretty much giving up seafood. Pork, beef, and chicken is not as widely eaten there. Still widely eaten but not as much. It would be much easier to become a vegetarian in Japan.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:32:35 No.13327378 How is the demon lord a god when she wasn't a god in first place? That's not how it works.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:32:45 No.13327380

>>13327367
Don't be so negative anon. Lilims are the daughters of the god of sex. They have the potential to be even better.

Just gotta love a little harder.

>>13327371
Shush anon, it would be far more of an accomplishment to beat the DL through her own game.

You aren't afraid for a little fun challenge are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:33:10 No.13327382 >>13327378 She's not. Anon's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:33:22 No.13327383 >>13327380 >Just gotta love a little harder This implies that Lilims can love, and that I can love a Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:33:47 No.13327385 >>13327378 Shes not a god she's just a succubus with a lot of power.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:34:20 No.13327387 >>13327378 >>13327382 She's just a succubus who was powerful enough to overthrow the previous Demon Lord.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:35:02 No.13327392 >>13327378 >'What does a God Need with Semen?'

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:35:32 No.13327393 >>13327378 She isn't a god, but she's more powerful than them.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:37:04 No.13327399

>>13327370
>Why would being a herbivore be one of the worst traits given to Cerea
Because it's going to make her unpopular with the fanbase, nobody wants to waifu a vegetarian. Also how can I give her HEALTH if she can't eat anything but fruits and veggies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:37:27 No.13327400 >>13327393 >she's more powerful than them. She's no more powerful than the weakest of gods. They choose to let her operate to let the Hero/Demon Lord cycle keep going. A cycle the very gods implemented themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:38:40 No.13327405 >>13327399 > nobody wants to waifu a vegetarian. Incorrect assumption. >how can I give her HEALTH if she can't eat anything but fruits and veggies I bet horses are weak-ass faggots because they only heat hay all day then.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:39:16 No.13327407

I want to be groped by an amazon!
I want to be roughly readied by an amazon!
I want to become her cute househusband!
I want her to ravish me roughly every night!
I want to give daughters to get and take care of them!
I want to become get cute arm candy and be her support when work is tough!

I want to be caught by a crow tengu!
I want to be raped gently be her while flying!
I want to shit post on /lit/ with said tengu!
I want to be comfy in a comfy library nest with her!
I want to fuck her while she's reading shitty erotica from the internet
I want to give her daughters and I want to read them children's stories!

I want a yandere crow tengu/amazon!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:40:04 No.13327409 >>13327339 Seems like you haven't met fujoshit kun. Although he's more partial to Naga men.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:40:05 No.13327410 >>13327407 Alright, mang. Have fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:41:19 No.13327413 >>13327393 >>13327400 >The Demon Lord. The one who presently rules over the monsters is a kind of succubus who possesses extremely strong power even rivaling that of a god.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:42:14 No.13327415 >>13327407 >Yandere Crow Tengu I want this. Very much.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:42:35 No.13327416 >>13327407 You type like a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:42:44 No.13327418 >>13327407 >yandere crow tengu/amazon That's totally okay. Amazons are olev.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:43:36 No.13327422 >>13327400 Chief God tried to stop her. It didn't go so well. The rest don't care about the cycle to begin with, were already made irrelevant by the actions of a previous Chief God, or betrayed the rest of the pantheon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:43:44 No.13327423 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:44:28 No.13327425 >>13327407 >not waifuing a Willowisp and a Shirohebi and playing MGE on Dante Must Die Mode

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:45:06 No.13327427 >>13327418 >ParkedBuggy will never return and finish his amazon story There's hope - some dead writefags came back to life a couple of threads ago, but the story is almost a year old now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:45:11 No.13327428 >>13327360 >Wanting to go back to TEOTFDLs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:46:52 No.13327434 >>13327425 >Dante Must Die Mode Pfff, what about Legendary Dark Knight mode? Although that'd work best with harems.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:47:27 No.13327439
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>>13327050
I like discussing my own stuff, like you, I shy away from actually mentioning it unless someone else does first. Nega and some of the other fallen writefags (deservedly) got so much shit for shilling their own stuff that my determination not to become like them precludes me from really ever mentioning my stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:49:25 No.13327446 File: 215 KB, 850x1062, tasty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wurm is love. Wurm is life.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:50:34 No.13327451 >>13327446 Get in the box.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:51:02 No.13327454 >>13327439 In Nega's case he wasn't even trying to be subtle. It was pathetic how he wrote walls of text about his inspiration and vision when no one even asked in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:51:12 No.13327456 >>13327439 I'll discuss mine if someone asks but other than that I just post it and stay anonymous

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:51:17 No.13327457 >>13327446 Hey Wurm? Do you see this shiny penny? You want it? You want it? You want it? GO GET IT!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:51:40 No.13327459 File: 156 KB, 484x536, wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327451 What box am I getting into? Is the Wurm in the box?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:52:16 No.13327460 >>13327451 WURM BOX! Leave your wurm in the box and let her sleep for five wurm weeks!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:52:21 No.13327462 >Discover a bunch of art from .less I'd never seen before >Couple months old >Mostly just sketches >Of Haohi >Still pretty nice What a veritable treasure trove.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:52:29 No.13327464 >>13327457 >90 car pile up on the interstate >The Pentagon is breached >Seismic activity detected on the other side of the world

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:52:36 No.13327465 >>13327446 She's wormed her way into my heart

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:53:16 No.13327469 >>13327464 I didn't even throw it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:54:21 No.13327471 >>13327462 >what a veritable treasure trove... ...of sameface.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:56:14 No.13327477 >>13327471 It's not his fault he refuses to get better at drawing anything but Manticores and Futa.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:57:16 No.13327480 File: 211 KB, 800x1000, Haohi Mad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327471 Eh, I like his faces personally.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:58:17 No.13327482 >>13327480 >Eh, I like his face personally FTFY

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:58:33 No.13327484 >>13327459 The dumb asshole box. >>13327460 You on the other hand, may prove useful.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:58:57 No.13327486 File: 424 KB, 750x750, Crayon-Kun Charon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] crayonfag please come back

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 18:59:16 No.13327488 RULES OF NATURE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:01:00 No.13327494 File: 130 KB, 1000x1000, Martinico.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327486 Loen please come back

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:06:38 No.13327511 File: 166 KB, 1130x1600, Rodan. AP02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327225 search gamerag3

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:06:46 No.13327512 >>13327484 Can I get in the box with her.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:07:11 No.13327515
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Why is Promstein such a shit scientist?
I mean, she could have done some amazing shit with her knowledge, but decided to focus exclusively on designing semen extraction machines and super soldiers.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:08:42 No.13327520
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>>13327515
>she could have done some amazing shit with her knowledge, but decided to focus exclusively on designing semen extraction machines
Personally I think we need more of this.
Much, much more.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:09:57 No.13327525 >>13327512 What makes you think that's not what I meant from the beginning?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:10:40 No.13327527 >>13327515 I believe we need to apply example 4, 6, and 3 in tandem. With a side dose of 7 just because.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:10:56 No.13327528 >>13327515 Because it's MGQ.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:12:38 No.13327530 >>13327525 We can't both get in the box anon, that would get awkward.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:15:26 No.13327537 >>13327527 7's been my desktop at work for the last 3 years. I didn't even know there WERE others

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:17:33 No.13327545 >>13326822 Save what?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:19:23 No.13327549 >>13327545 Presumably he means the male yan irrumation greentext. But it was a succubus not a minotaur

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:22:00 No.13327556 >>13327515 Because that's what she got funding for.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:22:14 No.13327557 >>13327530 Anon, don't make me get the pansy cone of shame.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:22:34 No.13327558 File: 178 KB, 576x600, 1402357036623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327549 >male yan Eh.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:23:18 No.13327559 >>13327549 >>13327545 No, someone did a quick, 1-post greentext including Minotaur Horn-holding Irrumatio. It was nice. But that male yan succubus one too, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:25:02 No.13327565 >>13327557 Okay, but Wurm better be able to cuddle both of us.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:26:23 No.13327570 >>13327559 Oh yeah, during the rage mushroom thing.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:28:50 No.13327576

>>13327515
What do you mean
She created a sophisticated facility-spanning artificial intelligence that was smart enough to wonder about things like the meaning of life and whether it had or deserved a soul, then ultimately chose to sacrifice itself for moral reasons
That's pretty good scientisting, I'd say

I don't get that complaint, it's like people complaining that Promestein is clinical and uncaring when she openly admits that she loves humanity and clearly just can't express her emotion very well. She's trying to distance herself and remain objective but she's fucking bad at it, that's the point.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:29:09 No.13327577 >>13327570 Right. It was nice. Before thread autism took a downward spiral. But the greentext was nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:29:29 No.13327579 >>13327511 Thanks Rodan a qt

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:30:56 No.13327583 >>13327576 If she loves humanity so much why does she create a new "human" race

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:31:07 No.13327584 >>13327570 >People actually liked it T-thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:33:47 No.13327587 >>13327583 Because she was told by Ilias to. Now obviously there's the fact that she betrays Ilias, but it would have been suspicious beforehand if she hadn't made a new human race

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:34:34 No.13327591 File: 65 KB, 310x588, 13683423423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me about Glacies. Why are they so kuudere?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:36:18 No.13327597 >>13327591 Because that's cool

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:37:15 No.13327600

>>13327583
Because she wants it to survive.
Given that she was supposedly subordinate to Ilias, she couldn't really wander around going 'MAN I FUCKIN LOVE HUMANS'; instead she collected a whole bunch of them for 'research' purposes and bred a new subspecies in the hopes she could keep their spirit of inquiry alive.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:38:04 No.13327604 >>13327591 Because they're special little snowflakes. Shatter the special little snowflake between their legs, you know you want to.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:44:24 No.13327620
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> "oh boy oh boy I didn't realise there'd been more Pomus, it's slime time!"
> endless ergonomic body-positioning rambling
> anal stick dildo anchor
> double spaghetti

I love you, Alp, and please don't delete everything, but 100 lines telling me that sex in the water is kinda difficult doesn't really add anything to this particular story. You could've just said
> "With some difficulty, Pomus got him into a position that worked. Also Hathorites do suckling jerkoffs"
and that would have performed exactly the same function that this entire update did.

Pomus is still great, and I still eagerly await more, but in the interests of helpful reviewing, "That all read like pointless filler you trap slut"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:47:20 No.13327628 I want to see a flat chested shy (but secretly lewd) girl become a voluptuous, lusty kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:48:19 No.13327630 >>13327600 If she wants them to survive then why does she make it so that the males get dissolved and eaten by the females. >inb4 fetishes and voreshit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:48:50 No.13327631 >>13327565 Might want to get another wurm then.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:50:17 No.13327632 >>13327591 they're cooldere

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:50:32 No.13327633 >>13327631 You can never have too many Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:50:50 No.13327634 >>13327628 I like it better when flat girls revel in the deliciousness of their flat chests.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:53:17 No.13327636 >>13327633 I want to team up with five Wurms and pilot a giant robot made of other robots. The Wurms are stronger outside of it but being inside helps limit property damage

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 19:58:58 No.13327642 >>13327636 I want to throw wurms at my enemies.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:02:02 No.13327649 >>13327393 >>13327413 >>13327422 So KC is your average deviantart kiddie. Wow.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:05:43 No.13327660 Your monster daughteru comes home crying. She says all the boys in school made fun of her monster parts How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:05:52 No.13327661 >>13327649 I'm afraid you're just baiting, but what are you ven trying to say with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:07:13 No.13327664 >>13327660 I force them to apologize and call her pretty.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:07:26 No.13327665 >>13327649 What.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:08:00 No.13327667 >>13327660 >It's okay honey >That's why I married your mother >She makes me laugh

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:09:23 No.13327671 >>13327660 Explain to her that they're just bigots and she'll find a man who will love her one day, monster parts and all. And papa will always love her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:09:39 No.13327672 >>13327660 Tell her it's okay, her Monster Girl parts will be making them cry in pleasure instead when she's older. Then I take her and the wife to Porker's for dinner.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:10:12 No.13327674

>>13327633
>Anon makes a wurm harem
>By some coincidence or demon Lord shenanigans, who knows, they edd up pregnant at the same time
>They destroy the city with their cravings
>Billions of dollars in damages, hundreds of thousand left homeless

I hope it was worth it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:11:18 No.13327677 >>13327672 This.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:12:45 No.13327679 File: 26 KB, 200x180, 1429143165124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327660 Punch all the boys in school

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:13:45 No.13327684 >>13327679 edge

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:14:09 No.13327686 >>13327660 Tell her they're acting like that because they actually like her. Then tell her that Monstergirls show boys they like them through rape. The circle of life continues.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:16:22 No.13327690 >>13327674 Pregnant Wurm sounds adorable.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:18:58 No.13327695

>>13327660
I think >>13327686 displays the most appropriate reaction. It is how boys act, after all. I remember such days.

Not sure about telling her the "Rape as appropriate response" bit...She'll come into her instincts, when she comes into them.

>>13327672
>>13327677
>Porker's
Wait, which Porker's is this? Cause I've heard a couple different versions.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:19:35 No.13327697 >>13327690 GreedyGirls wrote something like that actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:21:48 No.13327700 >>13327695 You should watch He's Just Not That Into You.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:25:34 No.13327709 >>13327558 I want to furiously punch through that glass and scare her shitless, only to pat her head through the glass, showing her that I mean no harm.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:25:36 No.13327710
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>>13327695
The Porkers where busty P'Orc waitresses serve you the finest in P'Orc-style BBQ.

It's family-friendly, but for more adult customers sproinking the tail of a waitress is a sign for you to be moved to the private area, which is more for stag parties. The P'Orc waitresses there only wear a thin loincloth, bare-chested. They also serve alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:26:55 No.13327714 >>13327700 Why. >>13327710 Okay then. Lovely establishment that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:28:06 No.13327716 >>13327649 http://pastebin.com/b1BQs9Ae http://pastebin.com/TCW77wUH It's a hugbox where nothing truly bad is allowed to happen to you or your waifu. The Demon Lord losing to the Order would mean almost every monster is forced to kill their husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:29:00 No.13327720 >>13327714 Because telling your little girl boys being asses to her is okay is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:30:41 No.13327722 >>13327716 >The Demon Lord losing to the Order would mean almost every monster is forced to kill their husband Not anymore. The Lilims are there to prevent that. If the DL dies one of them takes the control.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:30:50 No.13327724

>>13327720
I never said that.

I just remember a stage of development where some boys could only express their interest in such ways. Granted, they generally grow out of it in early Elementary School...was it ever stated how old the daughteru is when she's coming to us with this problem?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:32:29 No.13327726 >>13327686 >>13327695 Pathetic

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:33:20 No.13327730

>>13327716
that first pastebin has been deleted
Also the second one raises a good point:
>Of course there is some people who dislike MGE as dystopia. But in Japan, most people don't stick around the Doujin works which they dislike, because it is simply a waste of time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:34:03 No.13327732 >>13327710 Is it okay if I start groping the P'Orcs in the private area? Maybe pull one onto my lap?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:34:23 No.13327733 >>13327730 >But in Japan, most people don't stick around the Doujin works which they dislike, because it is simply a waste of time. Well this is Burgerland, buddy, and we do things veeeery differently here.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:34:25 No.13327734

>>13327716

>Demon Lord losing to Paladins
>She orders Monsters to kill their husbands against their will or else she'll end their lives, in a desperate attempt to turn the tables on the Paladins
>Huge fucking massacre happens
>Both the Monsters and humans are devastated by her decision
>The Orders decide to get fucking real, murdering every single Monster and any human engaged with them across the land
>Crysis_2_Violin.mp3

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:36:15 No.13327739 >>13327732 What do you think the private area is for?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:36:22 No.13327740 >>13327734 >She orders Monsters to kill their husbands against their will or else she'll end their lives, in a desperate attempt to turn the tables on the Paladins But that's not how it works.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:37:16 No.13327742 >>13327732 They'd consider it a negative commentary on their "waitressing" abilities if you didn't. > Suggested tip in the private area is one spurt delivered to your waitress, sir! Of course, we're always happy for ~more~

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:37:33 No.13327743

>>13327734
>>The Orders decide to get fucking real, murdering every single Monster and any human engaged with them across the land
I thought they already tried to do this
Wasn't it mentioned in the start of the encyclopedia that they're under orders to kill any citizens captured by monsters?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:37:57 No.13327744 >>13327722 That's why you kill all the lilim first you dirty fucking casual.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:39:46 No.13327747 File: 106 KB, 236x327, 1425358028245.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you thanked her today?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:40:45 No.13327749 >>13327744 Good luck killing all 100.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:41:39 No.13327750 >>13327744 I don't think the Demon Lord and her husband are going to be happy with that. Those two enraged have to be pretty hardcore. And I'm not even including all the sisters.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:42:45 No.13327754 >>13327742 >delivered to your waitress >Not in. >Not asking for "Take Out" Porker's sounds pretty nice...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:44:56 No.13327757 >>13327747 meme

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:45:26 No.13327759 >>13327724 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:45:43 No.13327761 >>13327749 >Demon Lord and Hero have been fucking nigh constantly for a century >Popping out 1 Lilim every nine months >So 4 Lilims per 3 Years >And they're still going You can't stop the Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:46:05 No.13327762 You guys are one of the main reasons it's a good thing monster girls will never exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:46:55 No.13327766 >>13327762 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:46:58 No.13327767 >>13327747 I like her design.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:46:59 No.13327768 >>13327762 Explain further.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:48:05 No.13327774 >>13327768 >>13327766 We'd be too busy screaming at each other to pay attention to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:49:16 No.13327778 >>13327774 Believe men, if they became real the first thing I would do would be to jump into their arms and do whatever they aid.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:50:00 No.13327780 >>13327747 Thanks babe

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:50:19 No.13327782 >>13327778 Slut

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:50:25 No.13327783 >>13327749 Hey, you have to farm XP for the final boss anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:50:57 No.13327785 >>13327774 No, we'd go /pol/ and shit talk each other's wives and their species. >>13327778 >do whatever they said Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:50:57 No.13327786 >>13327778 I'm going to just guess >me >ask But anyway, I do agree with you. News of sexy, inhuman women popping up? Dropping this place like the bad habit it is and dedicating my time and money to finding and spending time with 'em.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:52:37 No.13327790 >>13327782 >>13327785 What's wrong with giving them a warm welcome and just helping them with their goals? I jut want to make them happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:52:46 No.13327792 >>13327761 >Each Lilim that finds a husband also starts popping out more Lilims Their numbers grow exponentially, or something, I'm not a good with math.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:52:48 No.13327793 >>13327774 >We'd be too busy screaming at each other We don't even know what the each of us look like.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:52:54 No.13327794 >>13327766 >>13327768 It's assholish but it's fucking sad how socially detached you all are, and this is coming from a neet hikki. Always talking about how "real people" are so terrible when you're 100 times worse..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:54:36 No.13327798 >>13327794 But I love you anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:54:38 No.13327800 File: 502 KB, 600x659, lilim-hg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327761 Imagine the possible NEET Lilims man.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:54:43 No.13327802 >>13327793 Just look for people walking alongside monstergirls without fear, chatting with them as if they were normal humans

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:54:49 No.13327803 >>13327790 You gotta play hard to get or they won't take you seriously. No self respecting monster wants a slut, Anon.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:55:38 No.13327810

>>13327778
Well, I don't think this anon is entirely wrong. I imagine a good amount of us would decide "Fuck this arguing shit, I'm gonna go get some monstergirl pootang." And then probably awkwardly and humorously spray spaghetti everywhere in the process.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:56:38 No.13327813 >>13327790 But what about making you happy? Have you ever put any though into that?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:56:59 No.13327815 >>13327794 Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm a "normalfag". I'm not socially stunted at all.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:57:40 No.13327818

>>13327794
As someone who has a vague excuse for a social life, I do agree. Most people here are terrible. And yet I put in so much time here anyway...

>>13327792
I'm not a fan of doing math when I don't have to, but it'd be something like...

2^xy, where x is the number of Lilim, and y is the number of their children. I dunno, I'm not good at doing math when not in school.

>>13327800
Her hips are glorious.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:58:08 No.13327821 >>13327790 What is they want to enslave us? You got to play it closer to the vest you fucking mong.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 20:58:42 No.13327823 >>13327810 >And then probably awkwardly and humorously spray spaghetti everywhere in the process. Probably fucking nothing. This is EXACTLY what would happen. We can only hope that the MG we're talking to would find it charming or cute.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:00:06 No.13327828

>>13327803
But what I tried my hardest to help them succeed? Would they like me then for being useful?

>>13327813
I want to be happy by making my waifu happy. So we will both be happy together.

>>13327821
So what if they do? I'd rather a sexy monstergirl rule over me then any other human leader currently.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:02:34 No.13327837

>>13327823
>We can only hope that the MG we're talking to would find it charming or cute.
I wouldn't worry about that, because they would exactly think it's charming or cute. Unless of course you spectacularly lost your spaghetti everywhere, then then may even find it humorous in addition to charming and cute, and they may even think it was done intentionally.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:02:53 No.13327838 File: 1.99 MB, 195x195, Tonight...YOU.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327828 >so what if they do?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:03:34 No.13327840 >>13327823 >>13327837 Que an awkward anon and monstergirl dropping their spaghetti together in their attempt at mutual seduction.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:03:57 No.13327842

>>13327823
> implying we'd have time to spaghetti
> implying they wouldn't just proactively date on us the moment we stepped outdoors
Although I suppose we would probably spaghetti even during sex.
"S-so, do you ~ahhh~ do you r-rape around these parts often? Hah, m-me too..."
"Once you've finished stealing my seed, do you want to... no, I guess you're busy, right?"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:05:03 No.13327847 >>13327838 Think about it anon. Monstergirls exist to make men happy, right? So naturally they would do their best to help all men and lead them away from self- destruction. Hell, I would vote for a Monstergirl president if I could.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:05:53 No.13327850 >>13327828 Careful anon. We don't know if Freedom-kun is lurking the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:06:27 No.13327852 >>13327838 >Tonight... YOU >[Contra Logo]

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:09:45 No.13327860

>>13327842
>Anon is interested in substantial relationship
>But all his monstergirl rapists just want sex
Heh

>"D-do you want to go get something to eat after this"
>"No thanks, I just ate."
>"O-okay, m-maybe later?"
>"Thanks for the meal <3."
>"Y-you too!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:09:49 No.13327861 >>13327837 Indeed. >>13327840 Quite cute. >>13327842 >Those lines The abundant lack of confidence is so familiar, it's cringe-worthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:10:02 No.13327862 >>13327774 I'm sure the stronger MGs will force their attention away. Then the weaker ones can get the attention of the other side. They'll shave away at them all. But if they can't, the boys just alp eventually from sexual tension.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:10:42 No.13327864 >>13327847 By taking away their free will and making them drug addled cattle? GAS THE MONSTERGIRLS! RACE WAR NOW!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:10:45 No.13327865 >>13327850 Hey fuck you I'm right here. Well, at least I think I'm the right guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:12:06 No.13327870 >>13327865 You're not.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:13:17 No.13327878 File: 430 KB, 756x1000, 1404351719108.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you earned your minichuffs for today?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:13:19 No.13327879 >>13327864 Don't listen to Paladin propaganda. They only freedom being taken away is the only where you can't fuck monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:13:28 No.13327880 >>13327870 I don't know, but I've been accused of being Freedom-kun before. Usually after some long-winded rant about the morality and importance of personal rights and freedom.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:14:24 No.13327883 >>13327794 I'm actually pretty normal. A lot of the people here are.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:15:02 No.13327885 >>13327880 I've been accused of being dragonslut, doesn't make me him.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:15:05 No.13327887 >>13327865 >>13327880 You're too reasonable to be Freedom-kun

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:15:23 No.13327891 File: 291 KB, 800x800, jinko-l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327878 That'd be lovely.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:16:45 No.13327895 >>13327885 I too have been accused of being a dragonslut. And they were right, which leads to the strange dichotomy of being a dragonslut and being pro-freedom.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:17:03 No.13327897 >>13327883 FUCKING NORMALFAGS

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:17:21 No.13327898 >>13327887 Traitor, flinging mud on my name will not make the good men and women who browse these threads flock to you. Take you slavery bullshit elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:17:37 No.13327899 >>13327885 >>13327895 Dragonslut's gone from being an individual nickname, to a general title to which many here have admitted to qualifying. Myself included.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:18:05 No.13327901 >>13327897 The proper title used by the autists here is "Normies".

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:18:35 No.13327905 >>13327899 I like jabberwocks but I don't see myself as a dragon slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:18:35 No.13327906 File: 152 KB, 500x516, 1411717001182.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suzuka sama is love Suzuka sama is live I don't care what bullies say

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:19:08 No.13327908 >>13327710 Wouldn't that be cannabalism?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:20:01 No.13327911 Let's just get this out of the way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:20:22 No.13327912 >>13327905 You can like Dragons and sub-species without being a Dragonslut. The title is meant, as it implies, to indicate one who would act a complete slut for Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:20:44 No.13327913 >>13327800 I'd a CC Lilim. Preferably with a Valkyrie.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:22:37 No.13327916 >>13327912 Well, I'd poke a wocky with my boner while talking like a caveman. Am I a slut?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:25:06 No.13327926 >>13327906 Buh-wah?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:26:54 No.13327933 >>13327906 Are you lost?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:27:12 No.13327934 File: 101 KB, 700x700, LamiaNOPE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13327899 I do not care for dragons. They're greedy and arrogant. These are not attractive qualities. Do not care for 'em.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:28:45 No.13327944 >>13327916 Uncertain. But probably not. >>13327934 Then why talk about them, hm?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:29:00 No.13327945 >>13327906 What sort of monster girl is Suzuka, other than semen demon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:31:52 No.13327950 >>13327944 Yeah, I didn't think so either.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:32:01 No.13327952 >>13327934 I like them, because they those traits are partially directed towards their husband. Also because there's something deeply satisfying about waifu'ing a creature as powerful and ancient as a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:35:57 No.13327963 >>13327883 Well, I certainly hope people here are only pretending to be... morally stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:36:57 No.13327969 >>13327934 Don't be racist.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:38:05 No.13327974 >>13327963 >spoiler What?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:38:11 No.13327976 >>13327878 I will cuddle her and never let go

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:41:47 No.13327986 >>13327976 >Anon, don't you have to go to work? >"Yes, and your coming with." >But what about driving? >"This is your life now, accept it."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:42:06 No.13327987 I wonder if there are any people here who desire a Yeti Waifu, and are named George?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:43:13 No.13327993 >>13327952 I know just what you mean. >You will never be the prized treasure of a Dragon >She will never cuddle you tight to her chest as she falls asleep each night

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:44:40 No.13327998

>>13327879
What if you don't want to fuck monstergirls? You ever stop to think about the hardworking men who simply want to be left alone? How will you justify them coming home and getting swarmed by mousegirls? To have their hopes of having a human wife and 2.5 kids and a dog in a house with a white picket fence dashed? To play catch with the sons MGs can't give? To not have to wear steel ass chaps so their ass doesn't feel like a pincushion every time they get off a train? Who will defends these souls? Who I ask?

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:48:29 No.13328007
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>>13327993
>>13327952

>Also because there's something deeply satisfying about waifu'ing a creature as powerful and ancient as a Dragon.

I think a lot of wight/dragon/bapho fans feel that, to an extent.

I just don't have it at all. The prospect of marrying something that was great and ancient even before your great-grandfather was born fills me with a sense of... I dunno, worry that you can never possibly be as vital a part of her life as she is of yours. She's led dread armies, seen civilizations rise and fall, experienced more days than you've taken breaths. How can you have things in common? How can you think on the same scale? Even if you wizard up to become immortal or something, there's so many important days that lie in her past, that you can never share with her. How can you be soul-mates, with such a gulf of lived experience lying between you?

I just can't suspend disbelief that we wouldn't be too different from one another to properly connect.

How do you husbandos of ancient power mgs deal?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:49:00 No.13328010 >>13327986 >Driving your car with a tiny Jinko on your lap I don't think this is safe.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:49:07 No.13328011 File: 105 KB, 500x600, oomukadoc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Threadly dose

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:49:28 No.13328013 >>13328011 Thanks Doc

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:50:18 No.13328015

>>13327998
>What if you don't want to fuck monstergirls? You ever stop to think about the hardworking men who simply want to be left alone?
>Monster Girl Thread
>Presumably, all those in it desire MGs
>Implying they give a shit about others

>How will you justify them coming home and getting swarmed by mousegirls?
The bright smiles of the swarm he hath wrought beaming up at him, squeaking "Daddy" cute as can be, is it's own justification.

>To have their hopes of having a human wife and 2.5 kids and a dog in a house with a white picket fence dashed?
Far as I can see, the only part of that totally eradicated by MG invasion would be the "Human Wife" bit. Cause let's face it. Extinction ahoy.

>To play catch with the sons MGs can't give?
>All Settings are MGE/Q/Whatever
>Just fucking headcanon it to be "Sons can be born"
>Even if they might be Monster Boy Sons

>To not have to wear steel ass chaps so their ass doesn't feel like a pincushion every time they get off a train?
Well then maybe they should ride in the special "Men Only" cars that were put into use after continued complaints. Can't help them if there's a spontaneous Alp-Event though.

>Who will defend these souls? Who I ask?
Clearly not me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:50:22 No.13328016 >>13327998 If they want to be like that, then they can. I don't understand why anyone would not want to marry a mg, but I guess they fuck a boring old human.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:50:27 No.13328017 >>13328011 just in time, i could feel the shakes startin'

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:51:57 No.13328025 >>13328007 I don't really think about it, I'm just in it for dragon cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:52:21 No.13328027 >>13328017 She'll make you shake all right

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:53:26 No.13328031 If you have any of the following waifus you are a tier whore and should fuck yourself with a dragon dildo. Any Dragon Bapho Lilim ... Huh, this was a shorter list than I'd thought it's be.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:56:32 No.13328039

>>13328007
Well, as you say, there's immortaling yourself up, spending the days ever more with her.

But as you say, that still leaves the past. The gulf that already exists between you.

Personally, I tend to aim young. Yes, these beings are commonly thought of as ancient, but I tend to like the thought of meeting one when they're just starting out. Growing with them, as you imply is more appealing, building a greater connection.

But that's not to say I find ones who do already have this wealth of experience unappealing. So to answer your question of how I deal with doubts related to such examples, here's how I look at it. Yes, she may have led armies, seen civilizations rise and fall, and so on and so forth. And yet, through all that, she chooses to spend time with you. Chooses to proceed forward unto eternity with you. Maybe you may not have much in common, but she expresses a desire to share in things with you, as she never has quite before.

Or maybe yet still, bored with things throughout eternity, she's come to find more contemporary things amusing, sharing more interests with you than you may first think. We actually had a good discussion about that kind of thing last thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:57:19 No.13328040 >>13328010 >"Don't worry honey, I'm an adult" >Actially I'm twenty thre- >"An adult."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:57:32 No.13328042 >>13328031 >If you have any of the following waifus you are a tier whore and should fuck yourself with a dragon dildo. >Any Dragon Only if it was modeled after mai waifu's futa-dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 21:59:55 No.13328047 >>13328042 dont worry little alp, it's perfectly molded after the one she would have In dragon mode Enjoy the stretching~

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:00:26 No.13328050
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>>13328025
>I don't really think about it
>I'm just in it for dragon cuddles.
I am gripped with an irresistable urge to scream "CASUAL! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

While at the same time being cognizant that your facile, surface-level enjoyment of your waifu is probably the best route towards the uncomplicated happy fapping that mgs are, at their fundamental level, supposed to provide.

Quite a quandary you place me in here.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:00:43 No.13328053

>>13328015

>Implying they give a shit about others
So selfish.

>The bright smiles of the swarm he hath wrought beaming up at him, squeaking "Daddy" cute as can be, is it's own justification.

No. Children must be an agreement on two parts.

>>All Settings are MGE/Q/Whatever
Who would want to go MGQ?
>spoiler
Careful. Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:02:32 No.13328060 >>13328047 Wonderful. Absolutely perfect~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:02:51 No.13328061 >>13328016 >I don't understand why anyone would not want to marry a mg, Personal taste Religious/moral beliefs Good old fashioned racism Not having male sons Fear Plain not liking them Take your pick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:03:19 No.13328068 File: 316 KB, 443x646, 1419305593275.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13328042 >>13328047 >>13328060

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:03:55 No.13328070 >>13328042 I know I'm a fish but come on.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:04:40 No.13328072

>>13328053
>Who would want to go MGQ?
I dunno, I couldn't remember whether it was one that had the whole "Only give birth to daughters" or not.

But then I remembered Luka, so I guess not? Fuck if I know.

>No. Children must be an agreement on two parts.
But anon. The cute little mouse daughterus. Happily chanting "Daddy". Smiling smiles of pure happiness. Crawling all over you. Nuzzling and rubbing you with their cute little mousy cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:05:44 No.13328079 >>13328068 That face is the perfect response. Thank you so much for making me laugh as much as I am. >>13328070 >I know I'm a fish ...what?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:06:27 No.13328081 >>13328068 What are you looking at Tohsaka? Don't you have a construction worker to be meeting?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:07:31 No.13328088 >>13328072 Well, there goes my heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:09:13 No.13328092 >>13328079 It's the funny bait meme.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:09:16 No.13328093

>>13328072
>The cute little mouse daughterus. Happily chanting "Daddy". Smiling smiles of pure happiness. Crawling all over you. Nuzzling and rubbing you with their cute little mousy cheeks

I can't believe this made me smile.

But, my life anon, my course...!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:09:26 No.13328095 >>13328068 You are now imagining an alp riding a dildo the length of a hockey stick with gratuitous stretching and an ahego

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:10:44 No.13328098 How would MGs feel about men getting kicked in the nuts and the confirmed fact that crushing a guy's balls will kill him?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:11:45 No.13328103 >>13328098 >And the confirmed fact that crushing a guy's balls will kill him? Wait, back up. What?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:14:16 No.13328112 >>13328098 >destroying/damaging their semen factories It would be absolutely haram unless this was MGQ or something

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:15:23 No.13328115

>>13328098
Seeing as how much they love the male organ, horrified.

Not even kidding, they love the dick as much as they love men.

>you are now imagining MG's watching those dumbass funny video shows
>MG's faces when they see men hitting their buddies in the balls or a laugh
>then there's this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_hE9ZvTqmg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:15:56 No.13328118 >>13328103 http://gizmodo.com/5905648/woman-kills-man-squeezing-his-testicles Sleep well.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:16:05 No.13328119 >>13328093 >I can't believe this made me smile. Just like the little mousies like to see. Nothing makes them happier than seeing daddy smile with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:16:25 No.13328121 >>13328103 Are you fucking serious? >>13328115 *for a laugh

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:17:48 No.13328127 >>13328119 How would they react to Daddy hugging them and crying because he can't believe this was all it took?

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:19:26 No.13328136

>>13328127
They'd continue nuzzling and cuddling up to him, comforting him as he let it all out. They might not know why he's crying, but they just know they want to comfort their daddy.

Some of them with more naturally sympathetic natures may tear up too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:19:50 No.13328140 >>13328098 Cyclopes and Dwarves would make out like bandits because of all the commissions they'll receive for stylish codpieces to protect men's junk

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:25:23 No.13328153 >>13328136 Nyanon?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:25:59 No.13328160 http://imgur.com/p5SxvI2

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:28:25 No.13328168 >>13328160 >Recoloring this http://imgur.com/JzBfgkb For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:28:32 No.13328169 >>13328153 Nope. Though I hope he'd enjoy this if he were to read it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:28:36 No.13328170 >>13328160 How nice of her to hold my ice cream cone between her breasts while I tie my shoe!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:28:46 No.13328171 >>13327987 >hospitals see a rise in patients with broken ribs and high body temperatures >they're all named George

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:29:15 No.13328174 >>13328168 To be fair, his version has shading.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:29:31 No.13328176 >>13328160 Esdeath is worst girl

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:29:39 No.13328177 >>13328160 >Hound Coloring that magnificent image A thousand times YES. >>13328168 Cause Hound's a better colorfag than that guy? I mean, that one was nice, but it doesn't even look that complete.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:31:17 No.13328182 >>13328176 You're worst girl

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:32:52 No.13328187 File: 41 KB, 520x1054, Lilim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You'll never have a qt demon chick fuck buddy that you secretly want to have serious relationship with. Demon chicks are the best. A rockin' body made for sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:33:07 No.13328188 File: 246 KB, 1338x826, alp anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13328182 I fucking wish

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:34:20 No.13328192 >>13328187 >she'll never suck you try and move on to the next boyslut

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:34:54 No.13328194 >>13328187 What's the point of those gloves? Like seriously, the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:35:32 No.13328198 >>13328192 What can I do to make her stay with me?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:35:50 No.13328203 >>13328176 That's not Mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:36:00 No.13328205 >>13328194 Gloved handjobs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:36:46 No.13328206 >>13328188 >Androgy-knees Everytime

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:36:57 No.13328207 >>13328198 You can't. You're dead.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:37:00 No.13328208

>>13328050
>Implying casual
Do you honestly think a casual could even waifu a Dragon in the first place? Let alone handle her jealous rage, her greedy possessiveness, cuddling for hours on her hoard, and her potentially her bone-crushing lovemaking sessions?

No sir, Dragons seem a fun and games to most. But the reality is that they are all fun and games if you're not a weak-ass little pussy bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:37:30 No.13328212 >>13328187 Is this before she asks you to participate in an MMMMMMMMMF tensome or after she tells you sorry but her calendar is fuck full Saturday and you need to start scheduling time with her earlier?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:38:52 No.13328217 Do you think a Wurm is smart enough not to break the pelvis of her lover?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:39:32 No.13328218 >>13328205 Then just use full length gloves, like seriously. >>13328217 If you have a Wurm lover you're better off not having a pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:39:35 No.13328219 >>13328217 Yes. You only need to be smarter than Lenny for that really.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:44:37 No.13328236 >>13328217 If mamono mana is not a factor, you're better off having her lay there and fucking her.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:45:25 No.13328238

>>13328208
Agreed. That's another reason why I liked DILLAWF's old story. God I'm sad there'll never be more.
The guy might've been submissive to his Dragon Waifu, but he was still a trained marksman, and kept himself armed to go against her if he needed to.

It's also why in the story I'm writing, I've got it that Dragoons seeking a Dragonfu would go after their quarry with the intent to kill. Anything less, and they know they'd fail in their courting attempt.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:47:55 No.13328247 >>13328238 His story is still probably my all-time favourite.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:48:54 No.13328249 >>13328238 The one that ends with her and her mother purposely breaking his pelvis in four places? Why are subs so shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:50:30 No.13328256 >>13328249 Because they're less than human. And they admit and accept that.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:51:42 No.13328257

>>13328249
That was part 2/3.

Part 3, the mother comes over, along with the Father, a human man very understanding of the MC's plight. They chat, Dragon Fatheru tells the story of how he named MC's Waifu, Motheru gives her some advice, and she agrees with it. She admits she's been too rough on her husbando (As seen in the prior two parts) and that she'll make it up to him fully. The bulk of the chapter is them (trying) to have a pleasant date at a park. Trying because his co-workers show up and shit happens.

It was a fun story.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:52:28 No.13328261

>>13328098
>>13328103
>>13328118
Reading this hurt *me*.

>Yes, the testicles are exquisitely sensitive to touch and there is a huge release of adrenalin when there is excessive force applied to these organs.
Adrenalin? That explains why some people find pleasure in getting their balls kicked.

>Testicular pain is referred to the lower abdomen, mesenteric plexus, and causes men to stop abruptly what they are doing, lie on the ground, close their eyes and bend their knees.
>A heart attack could certainly result from severe testicular pain from squeezing.
God damn we're so fucking weak.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:53:44 No.13328268 >>13328257 >Purposely breaking his pelvis in four places >Fun Imma stick with my slightly more vanilla flavored ice cream, thanks. >>13328261 Don't forget that it also causes a vomit reflex, so you would puke yourself while you're at it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:56:11 No.13328279 >>13328249 >Why are subs so shit? Don't pair me up with the ones that want broken bones and I won't pair you up with the maledomfags that want to beat up their waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:56:59 No.13328280 >>13328256 I'm reminded of that scene between Mikasa and her sisters. after she meets Accelerator for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:57:43 No.13328281 >>13328280 Your reference is lost on me Anon, our power levels are not the same.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:58:27 No.13328283

>>13328268
It's not like she did the pelvis breaking on purpose, she just didn't restrain herself at all. After she agreed to pay him back in full for the rough treatment, one of the first things they did was the same thing that broke his pelvis, but more gently so he could actually enjoy it. With handholding.

Also that entire fic kind of played pelvis breaking for laughs. Especially at the end where he got his Office Nemesis' pelvis broken nearly the same way. Then mocked him with Charon's puns.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 22:59:32 No.13328287
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Onii-chan I'm cold, could you warm me up by heading to an abandoned village in Malaysia to find an arrowhead belonging to a Schutzstaffel agent to trade with a reknowned archaeologist at a regional university for a few baby turtle eggs and a bouquet of corpse flowers for the sake of exhibiting how beautiful yet ephemeral life is by contrasting the life spans of the new born turtles and the Rafflesia which develops for months only to live only for mere period of days.

It seems zombie imouto is thinking about how you're still living while she's dead. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:01:10 No.13328289 >>13328287 Damn, it's been a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:01:17 No.13328291 >>13328287 Tell her to shut the fuck up and go to bed, it's 10 at night and she has school in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:01:48 No.13328292 >>13328283 I remember she did it on purpose, to punish him for something of hers he damaged or something. You ain't foolin me nigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:03:32 No.13328297 >>13328292 Hey, I remember that story too, and yeah, that cunt did it on purpose. >>13328268 >Don't forget that it also causes a vomit reflex, so you would puke yourself while you're at it. Well, ain't that nice.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:05:37 No.13328303

>>13328292
>>13328297
The pelvis breaking itself was not 100% intentional...but yes, it was a punishment, for his inadvertently damaging a priceless magical artifact, thus why she didn't restrain herself at all. She knew SOMETHING was going to break. S'not like she had a particular target though. Pelvis was just most likely because...well, obvious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:05:52 No.13328305 >>13328281 Do you at least know a little about the show? Know who Misaka is?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:06:48 No.13328310 File: 862 KB, 903x1239, Frosty Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ice Dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:07:00 No.13328311 >>13328305 I don't even know what Anime you're talking about. The last Anime I remember watching all the way through was Yu Yu Hakusho back in the late 1990s early 2000s.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:07:09 No.13328312 File: 678 KB, 1120x960, 1429153629536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only good mermaid coming through

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:07:58 No.13328314 >>13328312 I would lick that everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:08:03 No.13328315 >>13328303 And this somehow makes it okay? Just stop talking.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:08:34 No.13328316 >>13328314 who wouldn't

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:08:52 No.13328318 >>13328303 There is literally nothing that makes that ok.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:09:59 No.13328320 >>13328312 yo she got a butt face but dem abs tho

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:11:31 No.13328325

>>13328315
>>13328318
Her making it up to him later on does, in my opinion anyway.

He messed up, even though it wasn't wholely his fault, she punished him, later admitted she went too far, and did her best to make it up to him for her behavior.

Some may not like it still, but I'm in with the party who very much enjoyed that story. Still sad there'll never be any more.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:14:51 No.13328327 >>13328169 I enjoyed it, you can rest assured.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:14:54 No.13328328 >>13328312 Blue board

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:15:10 No.13328330 >>13328316 People with no taste. I would lick beer off those abs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:16:27 No.13328333 >>13328330 >Beer >Not Whiskey >Or a fine wine >Or a freshly made cocktail of your choice Though, you are still my man

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:17:39 No.13328335 >>13328312 She doesn't have a funny hat

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:17:44 No.13328336 >>13328330 >>13328333 Why the fuck are you idiots not drinking Rum from a mug made of her breasts? She's a goddamn Mermaid for fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:18:11 No.13328337 >>13328312 NICE abs. >>13328325 By your logic a parent hitting their kids and getting them ice cream later is somehow ok.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:19:39 No.13328341 >>13328336 Because there are other drinks than a shot of rum, my friend And much more finer drinks for the occasion. Not that I'm saying rum is bad, put the gun down

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:19:46 No.13328342

>>13328311
There's this city for people with abilities, espers they're called. They have levels, denoting strength, from 1 to 5. This chick Misaka is a level 4 IIRC. Anyway, when she was little, and her powers were being studied, she offered her DNA map at her observer's request, she was told she'd be helping people. The project they meant to use the DNA map for fell through though. Instead, they shifted their focus to this other esper, Accelerator, he's the strongest, and they offered him a chance to reach level 6. He would do this by fighting and killing clones of Misaka 20,000 times. When Misaka hears of this, she is understandably horrified, and tries to stop him, emotionally involved since she has met and "befriended" one of her clones. She fails and is left alive by Accelertor, but is greeted by the clone clean up crew. She tries to reason with them, that they're alive, "they think, they feel, they shouldn't volunteer to be slaughtered" "Who are you?". They respond by saying "what, not who" calling themselves laboratory animals, even naming the price it takes to make them.

My point, who defends that sort of treatment, like in that story?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:19:51 No.13328344 >>13328336 Because mermaids have the potential to turn into manatees. And that shit ain't fly.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:20:15 No.13328345

>>13328315
Bud, the whole story tone was comedic and non-serious. Pelvis-breaking was played for humour in the same sense that realistically fatal injuries are played for laughs in most comedy. Furthermore, the Protag even magdumped his .45 into his waifu's face at one point. Dragon or not, no one realistically shrugs that off with no bruise.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:21:13 No.13328347 >>13328337 More like a parent breaking his kid's nose and then taking him out for ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:21:40 No.13328349 >>13328336 Because the character in question is most often seen drinking beer? >Captcha: Select all the beer below. kek

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:22:00 No.13328351 File: 36 KB, 404x596, Say That To My Face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13328341

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:22:39 No.13328353 >>13328336 >Why the fuck are you idiots not drinking Rum from a mug made of her breasts? If there was a monster girl that could lactate rum (or other kind[s] of alcohol), which species does your common sense tells you she would be?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:23:53 No.13328354 >>13328353 Mino or Oni Don't ask why

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:24:46 No.13328355 >>13328353 Fuck. Now I'm remembering that cat-girl in CoC who lactated beer.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:24:48 No.13328356 >>13328327 Awesome, glad to hear it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:25:16 No.13328357 >>13328347 That's a much better analogy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:25:30 No.13328358 File: 474 KB, 905x1280, 1419820714079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13328353 Besides Barometz? Probably Goblin. But I'm talking about a mug like pic, not actual lactation.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:25:50 No.13328362 >>13328345 Still felt like they had a shit marriage until the author pulled a 180 in the last part, mostly because of people complaining about that exact thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:26:05 No.13328363 >>13328217 They wouldn't be able to reproduce otherwise, so yes

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:27:18 No.13328368

>>13328345
Except she did, he knows his weapons are just to buy time to get away.

I see nothing funny about a MG breaking her husband's bones because he broke something. If it were the reverse, even in comedy, you'd all throw a fit.

And I'm not your bud.

And I'm not looking continue that stupid south park joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:27:24 No.13328369 >>13328355 Great, so am I. Thank you, anon. Thank you for the PTSD that I am currently going through by having a mass return of memories I've long forgotten

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:27:44 No.13328370 >>13328362 Yeah I agree, but I also really enjoyed reading about /k/ommando batman living with his moody and jealous dragon waifu, as well as deal with his shitty co-workers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:29:31 No.13328375 >>13328369 What, about CoC, or was there something wrong with the lactating cat girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:29:51 No.13328378 >>13328370 It was a little too absurdist for me to put anywhere near my favorites, and not in a good way like Paladin Reintegration. But it kept me hooked enough to read until the end. So that counts for something.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:31:52 No.13328386 >>13328345 >Bud, the whole story tone was comedic and non-serious. That doesn't really make the story and/or their relationship less shitty.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:32:07 No.13328388

>>13328368
Seriously bud, you're over-thinking it. If I told you that the prank's that little kid played on the robbers in Home Alone actually would have led to their horrifyingly painful deaths, you'd probably tell me to stop taking it so seriously and that it's just a cute comedy film. If I proceeded to point out similar things in other comedy films/stories/TV/etc you would would probably tell me to chill out and stop thinking about it so hard.

This is what I'm telling you now. But if you actually agreed with me in any of the above then I say at least you're consistent, and carry on.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:32:17 No.13328389

>>13328375
CoC. remembering that made me remember a whole flurry of other things
think of it like having amnesia and forgetting about your entire past life and starting anew in some secluded forest in the mountains with your waifu and all of a sudden some small, minuscule thing jabs 20+ years of memories back into your mind because you got amnesia when you turned twenty and now your fifty.
Not that I'm saying I'm fifty. It's an example

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:33:07 No.13328392 >>13328369 Well, at least she wasn't futa or furry. Which automatically makes her better than 90% of the game at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:33:56 No.13328395 >>13327036 Is this OC or is there a source?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:34:18 No.13328397 >>13328355 >>13328369 Black cat beer, two bits a glass. Get it quick, for it’s goin' fast. Just treat me gentle, or you’re in for a slap, and no, you can’t have it 'straight from the tap'.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:35:41 No.13328400

>>13328388
>you'd probably tell me to stop taking it so seriously and that it's just a cute comedy film
I wouldn't.

>If I proceeded to point out similar things in other comedy films/stories/TV/etc you would would probably tell me to chill out and stop thinking about it so hard.
Again, no.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:36:06 No.13328402 File: 928 KB, 724x1023, Kitsune telling you that you're pretty good.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13328395 OC as in doughnut steel or original content?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:37:20 No.13328408 >>13328388 Abuse a shit anon, that's what you should be getting from me. Like tsunderes who beat the shit out of a guy for the smallest infractions. But yeah, good day to you too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:40:02 No.13328415 >>13328388 Actually I fucking hate those movies where some little piece of shit gets away with being an insufferable cunt. It pisses me off how, say, Jerry from Tom & Jerry was the one starting shit and never got what he deserved.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:41:01 No.13328418 >>13328415 God, Jerry was an insufferably son of a rats anus And not even the good type

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:41:08 No.13328419 >>13328415 Actually I agree. Which is strange since I'm somehow defending a cool MC getting his pelvis broken by his waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:41:40 No.13328420 >>13328415 >Jerry from Tom & Jerry I hated that little cunt, he always got Tom in deep shit and mocked him for it too. My favorite episodes were the ones where Tom got the good end.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:42:54 No.13328423 >>13326480 >You'll never have a big, tall, busy, more aggressive than usual holstaur loom over you at every chance, just begging to be actively dated.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:43:12 No.13328425 I regret bringing up one of my favored stories now, with how the discussion has gone...how'd this start again? >Dragons are awesome and their husbandos should be tough enough to withstand this Alright then.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:43:28 No.13328427 >>13328415 I understand your frustration there, in Home Alone at least, it was a kid defending himself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:43:34 No.13328428 >>13326480 God I love that angle

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:45:48 No.13328437

>>13328425
Don't you remember these discussions from when the guy posted his story originally and how the feelings of everyone was so strong he totally flipped the personalities of a bunch of people and shoehorned in a saccharine sweet ending?

Seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:46:50 No.13328438 >>13328437 Sounds like a shit story being turned into a different kind of shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:47:43 No.13328440 >>13328437 I don't care honestly. The story was entertaining, the MC was cool, and even if the direction turned 180 from where it was heading it was still a cute ending.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:47:58 No.13328441 >>13328438 This is what happens when you get pressured into changing things to try and make everyone happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:48:46 No.13328443 >>13328440 I didn't ask if you cared. I asked how you could possibly expect the responses to be any different to what they've always been.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:50:02 No.13328445

>>13328425
I know the discussion stems from Dragons, but to a certain extent the argument applies to different monstergirls too. Remember Crabman's original comics? Even then he makes the point that Lamia husbandos need above average physical and mental stamina for several hour long lovemaking sessions.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:50:20 No.13328446 How dare people not like everything I make

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:51:05 No.13328450

>>13328437
Nope. Probably because I was a Newfag at the time and didn't pay nearly as much attention to the thread as I do now, and thus didn't read them until much, much later on.
So thus, all I know is I enjoy the final result, not really seeing much of a 180 in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:51:34 No.13328451 >>13328443 I was just about to say I would expect people not to be whining cunts about a relatively benign aspect of a comedic story, but then I remembered where I was.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:51:51 No.13328452 >>13328440 The MC was more of a dick than most of his coworkers. Kinda why nobody felt sorry for him being in a shit marriage, just questioned why he was married in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:53:11 No.13328454 >>13328423 >Wanting to proactively date cocky monster girls that are bigger and stronger than yourself. Are you my brother form another mother?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:54:13 No.13328456 >>13328451 >a relatively benign aspect of a comedic story Confirmed for retarded. >>13328440 The MC was a cunt though.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:54:26 No.13328457
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>>13328428
>you will never take candid shots of your waifu
>you will never buy her a whole wardrobe for this purpose
>she'll never laugh lewdly while she gives you a peek under her skirt
>she'll never drip ice cream on her cleavage while glistening with sweat in a tank top and shot shorts
>she'll never pose for you in a tight bike suit that accentuates her curves
>she'll never make do the Marilyn pose in a sun dress
>she'll never make an M with her legs while in a Chinese dress
>she'll never dress as an office lady and trace a pen slowly around her lips
>she'll never put on a one piece suit and bath herself with an ice cold water bottle so her nipples get stiff
>she'll never play with herself while only in stockings, pantyhose and thigh highs
>she'll never dress as a maid for you
>you'll never lie on the floor and have her part her legs for you as you take as many pictures as you want

I hate this world.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:54:30 No.13328458 >>13328451 The author got so much flack originally because he failed to convey the comedy well enough. He got trapped halfway between normal and looney toons and didn't go far enough one way or the other.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:56:25 No.13328462 >>13328457 Man you just hit everything on the nail. Not even my comfy pajama's can contain the diamond in my pants

Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:56:56 No.13328464

>>13328452
>>13328456
For good reason. Could you imagine having to work with those fuckers? In that shitty job? With that shitty work environment? Fuck, the story even explicitly mentions that being happy your job in that company is a bad thing.

Also I'd rather be stuck in his marriage than have a shitty waifu like his other two male co-workers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:57:13 No.13328466 >>13328355 >>13328369 Matsu sensei is in the process of creating a new Minotaur like cowgirl that lactates spiked milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:57:36 No.13328467 >>13328362 Did DILLAWF post his story at around the time he added it to his pastebin? I want to find the discussion in the archives.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:57:44 No.13328468 >>13328464 >Also I'd rather be stuck in his marriage than have a shitty waifu like his other two male co-workers How about not having a waifu in first place? Shocking, I know.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:57:55 No.13328469 >>13328466 Define spiked milk

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:58:31 No.13328471 >>13328468 Eh, she's a Dragon. She'll mellow out in time, just like her mother did.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:58:36 No.13328472 >>13328464 >Implying horse pussy anon was not the only redeeming nice guy in the entire story with a happy marriage The author even said everyone shat on him on purpose for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 15, 2015 23:59:52 No.13328478 >>13328471 Dragons are my favorite and I still wouldn't date that bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:01:08 No.13328483 >>13328456 >Confirmed for retard. I don't see how. Fact is that pelvis breaking, while a major aspect of the story, was hardly portrayed as a big deal or uncommon in any way. Thus I consider it benign.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:01:28 No.13328488

>>13328469
>Tentative rough design for a third lewd cowgirl to go with Nicole and Heather.

>Toned cow who drinks a lot and produces spiked milk as a result. She’s mildly annoyed that her breasts cover her six pack, but doesn’t mind too much.

That's the description given.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:01:33 No.13328489
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>>13328457
>>she'll never pose for you in a tight bike suit that accentuates her curves
Confirmed for "Next thing I'm paying some artist to draw of my waifu".

>she'll never drip ice cream on her cleavage while glistening with sweat in a tank top and shot shorts
>she'll never pose for you in a tight bike suit that accentuates her curves
>she'll never make an M with her legs while in a Chinese dress
>she'll never dress as an office lady and trace a pen slowly around her lips
>she'll never put on a one piece suit and bath herself with an ice cold water bottle so her nipples get stiff
>she'll never play with herself while only in stockings, pantyhose and thigh highs
These are all fantastic too.

>she'll never dress as a maid for you
Got that at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:02:10 No.13328491 Pharaoh a best. Egypt subs Unite!Yay!

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:02:22 No.13328492

>>13328454
I think you may just be my progeniture from a different progenitress.

I mean look at her. She's just so big and massive she's just begging you to touch the cow. It's there, and it's glorious, and in a true conquistadorian fashion, just begs to be claimed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:02:31 No.13328493 >>13328483 You know what else is not uncommon in our world? Theft, rape and murder.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:02:37 No.13328494 >>13328472 Utah best husbando

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:02:42 No.13328495 >>13328471 Eh, she already mellowed out a good deal after reflecting on her actions. >inb4 "Complaint driven 180!" Whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:03:10 No.13328496 >>13328488 >She’s mildly annoyed that her breasts cover her six pack, but doesn’t mind too much. So they're huge? Eh

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:03:56 No.13328498 >>13328493 >rape B-but monster girls are always raping guys XD

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:04:16 No.13328501 File: 265 KB, 2000x2500, Horny Haohi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a lewd angel?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:04:17 No.13328502 >>13328491 That's not Khepri, but you can't go wrong with delicious brown. HEAR HEAR.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:04:34 No.13328503 >>13328496 I think you should know the question you're asking, you're asking if a girl made by Matsu-sensei has huge tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:05:21 No.13328505 >>13328503 Right. Sorry

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:06:22 No.13328507 >>13328501 >That lip bite YES A thousand times YES

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:07:45 No.13328510 >>13328501 where the fuck are you getting this stuff i dont remember posting them anywhere

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:08:27 No.13328512 >>13328501 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:09:42 No.13328517 >>13328501 Fucking rights I would. Fuck it, I would even a non-lewd angel.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:09:46 No.13328518 >>13328510 Aurora.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:10:42 No.13328522 >>13328518 Borealis?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:10:49 No.13328523 >>13328494 Fuck Utah. It makes me upset to see people more happy than I am.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:11:04 No.13328524 >>13328501 I wonder what .less is working on right now...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:11:05 No.13328525 >>13328501 Nah. Might as well go for a cute and more innocent harpy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:11:17 No.13328526 >>13328522 Chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:11:49 No.13328529 >>13328493 Are you implying you aren't used to be being regularly raped, stolen from, and murdered?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:12:08 No.13328532 >>13328526 I was making a joke. I'm not even the same guy Also, never heard of it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:12:49 No.13328534 >>13328501 lewd slut or lewd sexy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:13:08 No.13328536 >>13328524 >Meanwhile, wherever .Less is from

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:13:33 No.13328537 >>13328534 Haohi's a slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:13:49 No.13328538 >>13328501 Of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:13:57 No.13328539 >>13328534 Sexy. Pretty sure this one at least refrains from doing more than just visually teasing those other than her husbando.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:14:07 No.13328541 >>13328529 I'm a winner, so no.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:14:33 No.13328545 >>13328532 It's the RP chan that Mari (yes that Mari) runs.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:14:47 No.13328546 >>13328537 Who's Haohi? That character in the pic?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:15:08 No.13328547 File: 217 KB, 600x800, 5d36db7c310319071dbdc514ca84b058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13328492 There has to be more art of men taking on big monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:15:13 No.13328548 You are all NTR'ing .less right now. How do you feel?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:15:23 No.13328549 >>13328546 Yes. .less' Angel OC.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:15:43 No.13328551 >>13328545 Give me background. I suddenly have a desire to know. And a nagging desire to not know and just forget about it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:15:48 No.13328553 >>13328546 And .Less' new name. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:16:07 No.13328554 >>13328545 Mari runs an RP group, why am I not surprised in the slightest

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:16:10 No.13328555 >>13328548 It's not NTR of he knows about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:16:22 No.13328557 >>13328541 Heh, good one anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:16:23 No.13328558 >>13328546 .less' steel doughnut angel avatar for when he wants to be a girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:16:24 No.13328559 >>13328548 We're not NTRing him. We're NTRing his Monster Boy OC.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:16:25 No.13328560 >>13328548 Good.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:16:57 No.13328563 >>13328548 Honestly? Honest answer? I don't even like NTR but I feel pretty good

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:17:09 No.13328564 http://vocaroo.com/i/s09NkmbGTX7a

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:17:24 No.13328565 >>13328548 Its not ntr if he likes to watch other guys fucking his wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:17:37 No.13328566 >>13328548 That depends on how I feel about his next work.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:18:32 No.13328570 >>13328564 Because you're a faggot who thinks asking questions via voice recording on a text-communication site is a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:18:51 No.13328572 >>13328564 Because you're from the U.K., and you don't get love until Scotland gets its freedoms.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:18:55 No.13328574 >>13328502 Hear hear nigga. We gotta stick together to keep that desert kingdom together.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:19:08 No.13328575 >>13328548 But he's into NTR.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:20:01 No.13328579 >>13328564 One good reason for why you not to go out shoot and be your waifu? What?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:20:20 No.13328580 >>13328555 So you're saying he's a cluck cluck cluck cluck?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:20:43 No.13328581 >>13328575 >.Less is jacking off to the concept of his waifu being gangbanged by a bunch of anon's RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:20:44 No.13328582 >>13328570 but I'm bored and this could be fun >>13328572 >me >a bong

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:20:51 No.13328583 >>13328564 Is this... .less's voice?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:21:03 No.13328586 >>13328564 because mushrooms aren't going to clear up that sore throat go buy some fucking cough drops you nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:21:51 No.13328590 >>13328583 .less doesn't even have a mic

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:21:58 No.13328591 So wait, if .less is a cuck, why hasn't he just drawn Haohi getting gangbanged by 3-4 faceless anons, while his OC Guy is tied up in a corner?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:22:00 No.13328592 >>13328547 Man, I wish I knew how my fetish for taller girls ended up with me liking giants. Brain, please, after a certain point you couldn't even do anything with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:22:01 No.13328593 >>13328574 Do it anon! Adventurers like me need a place to stop by and resupply! I can give you a 68% guarantee that we won't burn down the town from an accident.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:22:33 No.13328596 >>13328581 >.less actually draws a bunch of faceless, green men raping her and himself back in the corner of the picture, and masturbates to it. Amusing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:23:26 No.13328598 >>13328491 >>13328502 >>13328574 I'm just going to stick to massaging an Anubis Administrator's paws, keeping her relaxed and able to perform her duties of management.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:23:31 No.13328600 File: 789 KB, 1280x1670, hellgirl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13328559 Which he also turned into a girl. I honestly like hellgirl over here better than the angel

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:23:43 No.13328601 >>13328591 He probably has, he doesn't post everything he draws here and most artists have at least a few pictures they never show others.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:24:04 No.13328602 File: 528 KB, 850x1201, slut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13328586 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JibuCEx4BZ

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:24:11 No.13328603 >>13328600 Seconded

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:24:27 No.13328605 >>13328600 I want to see this chick making out with Haohi. >>13328601 What a shame.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:24:33 No.13328606 >>13328564 Why are you whispering? Is it because you don't want to wake up your parents?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:24:34 No.13328607 >>13328600 Agree, hell girl looks cuter to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:25:28 No.13328611 >>13328575 I hope this is not true.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:25:29 No.13328612 >>13328593 What waifu do you have that burns down towns?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:25:30 No.13328613 >>13328551 See >>13328554 And the next time you see her talking about a setting you now know why.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:25:33 No.13328614 >>13328596 Goddamn it, now he has to do this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:25:35 No.13328615 >>13328605 Not having them lay on top of each other for a heaven and hell sandwich as you drill both their holes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:25:40 No.13328616 >>13328606 No, it's to make sure I don't wake up my harem of gfs ;^)

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:26:44 No.13328620 >>13328598 I'll be Pharaoh's husband and service her every day!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:26:49 No.13328623 >>13328615 That can always come after. Knowing .less he'd have his OC Monster Boy doing the drilling tho

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:26:51 No.13328624 >>13328612 Probably an Ignis. Or a dragon with a cold.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:26:53 No.13328626 >>13328614 I wouldn't even be mad if he did I'd be pleasantly amused and buy him a drink just because

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:26:59 No.13328629 File: 3.27 MB, 3000x4000, I'm self-insert the lilim slicer, has a nice ring to it dontcha think.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13328600 Why are nipple piercings so great?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:27:09 No.13328631

>>13328612
I'm an adventurer anon.
Our mere presence will cause your town to either become stupendously wealthy or have an ancient evil awaken.
And I have not time for a waifu A battle mage's work is never done, once we hit it big I may see if I can grab one.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:27:49 No.13328633 >>13328620 You do that. Anubis is always first in my heart though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:27:55 No.13328634 >>13328614 You know this is actually one of the few things I actually want him to make. >>13328626 Exactly, just to amuse us for half a day or so would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:28:10 No.13328635 >>13328629 blue board, fool.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:28:17 No.13328636 File: 258 KB, 831x1200, 1418479681449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a tiny Ran?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:28:31 No.13328638 >>13328626 >>13328634 Fuck buds, now he isn't just because he think we'll enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:28:49 No.13328639 >>13328629 First, lovely. Second, blue board. Third, I just remembered what picture of .less' I thought had perfect breasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:28:57 No.13328640 >>13328548 How?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:29:41 No.13328644 File: 1.89 MB, 850x6200, 1234578694.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone got any tips on how to raise Minotaurus daughterus?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:29:57 No.13328646 >>13328636 Loli Foxes are made for sexing. >Futa Still yes. I want to drink loli fox milk from the tap.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:29:58 No.13328648 >>13328564 >Manticore I have no reason. Go to her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:30:24 No.13328651 >>13328648 :3

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:31:00 No.13328652

>>13328638
Wha- welll, I mean
we'd hate it! we'd totally hate it. Ooh, we'd hate it so hard we'd boycott the place! The hate would transcend dimensions! I mean, liking that? What?
We'd be so mad because of all the anger! He should totally do it just to get us mad! Yeah! To get us mad and angry. No one would love it, no sir

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:31:11 No.13328653 File: 641 KB, 1200x1500, hellgirl k.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13328629 Blue board, anon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:31:20 No.13328654 File: 680 KB, 620x877, 1398127145836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never a Wurm who sounds like Laura Bailey

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:31:23 No.13328656 >>13328633 Make sure to cater to her well. She may even kiss you vigorously before throwing you down and riding you for a day.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:31:41 No.13328657 >>13328606 HAHAH.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:32:07 No.13328658 >>13328644 Dominate the wife, the daughters will fall in line.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:32:16 No.13328659 >>13328644 Take her to see the Running of the Minotaurs at a young age and tell her that one day, if she works hard, she'll get to compete.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:32:20 No.13328660 >>13328644 >No need to take her out, just ask her to do it. Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:32:21 No.13328661 >>13328651 Well first, you gotta NOT to that.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:32:21 No.13328662 [SPOILER]

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>>13328592
Artists always go kaiju-sized giantess scale and almost never draw amazon-sized girls or at least miniature giantesses, and straight shota is just not the same.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:33:44 No.13328664 >>13328592 Overtime, you learn to understand that your dick can override your brain It's at that moment you lose grip on the motorcycle that is life

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:34:03 No.13328665

>>13328644
Don't wear red.
Make sure they have plenty of room and sturdy furniture for them to rough house in.
Speak with your local wizard about runes or enchanted item's to reinforce your bones and boost your strength, dad glare will only work until they figure out they are stronger than you and its good to have a backup plan.
They can be selfconscious when around their holst cousins, muscle is nice but the upper shelf is a little lacking in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:34:10 No.13328666 >>13328652 Yeah, fuck that. I'd be so pissed if .less did that drawing we were just talking about. Like, I think I'd shitpost about it for days.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:34:20 No.13328667 >>13328636 Fuck off with your bait.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:34:37 No.13328669 >>13328664 Having too tight of a grip on the bars of a motorcycle is actually a rather bad thing. Nice and loose is best.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:34:39 No.13328670 >>13328646 Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:35:27 No.13328671 >>13328662 Momoraro?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:35:29 No.13328672 >>13328669 God damn it, why did that sound lewd to me?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:36:27 No.13328673 >>13328669 JUST HOLD ON LOOSELY AND DON,'T LET GO. IF YOY CLING TOO TIGHTLYYYYYY YOU GONNA LOOSE CONTROL!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:36:30 No.13328674 >>13328672 Because you're a hopeless pervert.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:36:33 No.13328675 >>13328671 Fuck. That's Momotaro right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:36:48 No.13328677 >>13328659 This is how most Minotaurus Girls get their husbands I guess. She'll have a poster of 'Longhorn Lucy', the current champion, in her room. The woman she will aspire to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:37:02 No.13328678 >>13328671 Monster girl edition.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:37:08 No.13328680 >>13328674 God damn it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:37:39 No.13328681 >>13328656 My desire is to cater to her every waking hour. And if she repays my attentions with her own, and spends sleeping hours together with me, well, then I am happy and content.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:39:31 No.13328688 Did DoIlookLikeAWriteFag ever post anything besides his three stories? Like, what he planned to do or any greentexts?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:39:40 No.13328689 >>13328675 Probably, though he's missing the talking animals; in this case a werewolf, a kauken, and a pheasant harpy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:40:01 No.13328690 >>13328677 Childhood heroes, huh? I don't think we've ever talked about those.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:42:10 No.13328693 >>13328690 The fuck are you on about?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:42:31 No.13328695 >>13328680 There's nothing wrong with being a pervert.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:43:29 No.13328698 >>13328688 Literally who? Was he another short lived writefag like Gauf?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:43:42 No.13328700 >>13328693 Did you read the post I replied to? It featured the childhood hero of a daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:44:49 No.13328706 >>13328700 What if you are the childhood hero of your own daughteru? Or better yet you somehow become the childhood hero of your daughteru's friends.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:45:25 No.13328708 >>13328695 Being a pervert is a dark path with no way of turning back. Once you step forth, there is no way of return Unless you take a cab, but no one wants to pay the fare since a Tanuk's driving

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:45:35 No.13328709 >>13328695 Keiichi you dumb motherfucker.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:45:53 No.13328711

>>13328690
All Monster Girl species would have their own heroes and celebrities.

Manticores would look up to some kind of Manticore pornstar with a XXL tail.

Maybe the Smug Squad has their own line of comic books where they fight Paladins and other villains like Mr. Condom and The Rape Whistle.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:46:02 No.13328712
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>No matter what, they just won't become a "pet dog," but they do recognize the men they capture as their husbands and shower them with love just as any other monster would.

>Despite them having this sort of nature, there are many men who are fixated on taming them, believing "a dog should always be tamable." There's no end to the number of men who approach them to try to train and discipline them only to end up conversely yielding into submission themselves.

>It is purported that originally these monsters were created as guard dogs by a certain god of the underworld, but it was impossible even for the gods to tame them. If there were a man who could make them submit, that person's ability as a trainer would surpass even that of a god.

Who has what it takes to succeed where the gods failed? What is that which can tame the untameable?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:46:42 No.13328713 >>13328706 I could learn me some cock magic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o3Nfile_r8

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:47:50 No.13328717 >>13328712 Either a generic dense harem protagonist, or one of us somehow.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:47:57 No.13328718

>>13328706
Like porn star Dadanon?

Or we talking old retired warrior/wizard who can regale them with tales of when he and his comrades took down the great outsider of Kirkland? A mighty beast with a thousand eyes and a cry that scratched at ones sanity?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:48:12 No.13328720 >>13328711 >Comic books of the The Smug Sqwaaaaaaaaaaad Would read/collect

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:48:13 No.13328721 >>13328698 Pretty well. Wrote one 3-Part story about a Guy and his Dragonfu last April, and nobody's heard from him since.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:49:18 No.13328723 >>13328718 All of the above.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:49:35 No.13328725 >>13328711 Dude. You're a genius. Someone who's good at zany comedy needs to do this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:49:56 No.13328726 >>13328712 Cesar Milan.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:50:00 No.13328727 >>13328717 Music? Water-Sprayer? Bellyrubs? Scooby-Snacks? I'm at a lost.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:50:01 No.13328728 >>13328712 Why would you want to 'tame' her? Her wild spirit is part of her allure.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:50:59 No.13328731 >>13328727 Fuck if I know the specifics, I'm not the man for the job after all. But I imagine one of us is just creative and crazy enough to find a way.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:51:32 No.13328732 >>13328717 >A full dere Hellhound What would the gods do if this happend?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:51:36 No.13328733

>>13328712
It will actually be an endless cycle of failure. Tracking down a single Hellhound, laying out an elaborate traps, only for her to overpower you in the end and rape you everytime.

It's like Ahab and Moby Dick. He'll end up sacrificing his crew, just to catch a single albino Hellhound.

TAME THE UNTAMEABLE
PET THE UNPETABLE.

ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWER.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:51:40 No.13328734 >>13328712 The fabled Gary Stu tamed a pack of Hellhounds with his Lilim wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:51:46 No.13328735 >>13328681 Good man. Being sub is liberating.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:52:20 No.13328736 A story about a single retired paladin who protects his neighborhood from seedy characters?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:52:46 No.13328738 >>13328713 Cock Magicians would make a lot of money in a place like Monster Girl City.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:53:32 No.13328739 >>13328732 >Implying a Dom can't be Dere That's just silly anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:53:48 No.13328741 >>13328733 SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER. WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WAN.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:54:28 No.13328743 >>13328712 ...Love? Actual love, not "MGE love".

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:54:57 No.13328746 >>13328739 Maybe i should've said full sub.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:55:43 No.13328747 >>13328733 >overpower you everytime I don't think so subanon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:55:52 No.13328748 >>13328738 Every show would end with a horny monstergirl making a variation on the "I'll make it vanish" joke.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:56:28 No.13328750

>>13328735
In a way, yes.

People go on and on about the wonders of "Freedom", but with such freedom, such options and selections, I find myself wasting time more often than not. So much to do, that I wind up doing nothing.

I would much rather submit myself to an Anubis, let her decide when and for how long I do something, and follow her carefully laid out schedule, performing whatever duties sets for me to the best of my abilities, and being able to enjoy my periods of downtime all the more, satisfied that I've done a good job for her.

Shame it's never gonna happen ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:56:33 No.13328751 >>13328743 WHAT IS LOVE?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:57:12 No.13328753 >>13328747 B-but I'm a switch!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:58:07 No.13328754 >>13328743 Love alone ain't gonna make her act any different. She'll be plenty lovin' when she's dominating your body completely. >>13328746 Maybe you should've. >>13328753 Part of what makes Hellhound's great. >>13328751 BABY DON'T HURT ME.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:58:19 No.13328755

>>13328723
>Have I ever told you girls of the time we had to fight our way out of the Caves of Glarl?
>Such a fearsome battle, never have I seen so many Orc's in all my days, tall, small, thick and thin.
>And it was both types of thick I'll tell you what, some of them plumper than a christmas roast and the others looking like they where three quarters minotaur.
>.....Yes, I know how my math sounds and I don't care, math didn't get me out of those caves so it can go eat a dick.
>Anyways, there we were, nearing the end of the tunnel when the queen and four of her best guards came out, each one of them the leader of their tribes.
>We were tired, Robert was out of magic, and Forrel'l was low on arrows, that arrogant elf ba- ANY ways, that's when our rouge went ballistic, screaming something about boots or whatever when he just started groping and fondling like there was no tomorrow.
>Brought them all to the big "O" quicker than you can say "Don't put it in there!"
>Did it about six more times before he'd had his fill. Frightened off the rest so we could escape.
>They actually made it into a movie you know? Think they called "For the Whored", played a bit part in it as myself actually. Had me and this very well toned gal who re-enacted the prison scene with me.
>My little girls' step-mom Gretta still loves "Tensors Invisible Orgy" to this day.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:58:58 No.13328756 >>13328754 DON'T HURT ME.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 00:59:35 No.13328758 File: 360 KB, 1000x1300, The face of evil.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13328712

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:00:16 No.13328759 >>13328751 GOOOOOOOD DAAMN IT! Pissed off lilim punching the ground.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:00:48 No.13328761 >>13328756 NO MORE!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:01:32 No.13328762 File: 128 KB, 500x486, 1429160492364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] boo

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:01:43 No.13328764 >>13328761 BABY DONT HURT ME

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:02:10 No.13328765 >>13328761 WOAHWOAHWOAAAAAAWOWOAAAA HAHAAAAA.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:02:23 No.13328766 >>13328762 4spooky8me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:02:40 No.13328767 >>13328718 Oh man, I would totally become a porn star just so I could tease my daughteru about it later. It would be even better if her friends found out as well.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:03:02 No.13328769
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>>13328732
>>13328739
>>13328733
Hellhounds aren't about sub or doms though.
They just can't be ordered around.

You can take a 'dominant position' during sex with a hellhound and she will enjoy being 'sub', but she doesn't see it like that. She just sees sex, and if you stop having sex before she's finished she'll automatically take control of the situation.

>However, it's not like they have a lot of pride or anything, so even in the case when they're assaulted by a man, they don't get angry or refuse. On the contrary, they would likely gleefully accept it and enjoy being violated as a female in bestial intercourse. However, it never means they've been "broken." When the man is basking in glory thinking he has successfully forced one of them into submission, the next moment she'll counterattack and violate him in return, as if to say, "It wasn't nearly enough."

The ultimate task on a Hellhound Obedience Test consists of telling her that she can't have sex with you until you say otherwise and having her respect your decision.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:03:09 No.13328770 >>13328762 Was once a woman...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:04:00 No.13328772 File: 32 KB, 616x526, git gud.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13328712

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:04:11 No.13328773 >>13328767 >be DILF >walk in on teenage daughteru and her friends in bathrobe >"Honey, have you seen your mother's buttplug tail? She wants another tail for tonight"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:04:59 No.13328776 >>13328769 >The ultimate task on a Hellhound Obedience Test consists of telling her that she can't have sex with you until you say otherwise and having her respect your decision. Use whatever semantics you want, still ain't gonna happen.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:05:28 No.13328778

>>13328750
Anon, one of the reasons I like freedom so much is because I enjoy not HAVING to anything. I don't really like having free time because I'd rather do something else, but I enjoy it because I don't have to do anything I don't want to or do anything at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:06:05 No.13328779 >>13328773 >Insert 2-Tailed Anubis Pic here Granted the Porn-Star life ain't the way I'd want to meet a girl, even in MG-Land, but still. Buttplug Tails are olev.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:06:17 No.13328780 >>13328776 We just have to figure out a way that works. Nothing is impossible in the land of possibilities.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:06:52 No.13328782 >>13328779 Also you can tell what kind of friends your daughteru has based on whether they recognize you or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:07:15 No.13328783 >>13328779 What if you meet her outside of work, and seduces your heart away from it all?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:07:47 No.13328785 >>13328779 >Insert 2-Tailed Anubis Pic here I need to see this image.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:08:20 No.13328787

>>13328778
Clearly we are very different people.

You appear to revel in your freedom to do nothing, as it's better than doing something you don't want to do.
I, on the other hand, just start thinking of myself as a useless waste of space who could be putting his time to better pursuits, but simply lack the drive, whether internal or external, to do so. Thus I would rather do something I dislike, if I at least felt I was doing something productive.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:09:14 No.13328791

>>13328779
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to feed himself. It may not be pretty, it may not be clean, it may not be honourable, but it's what's gotta be done. Can't afford to be picky about how you make your living in a world of monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:09:46 No.13328792 File: 182 KB, 800x1000, laskamaid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/95169626/Laska%20Part%2012 Ha ha, time for Laska part 12.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:10:16 No.13328793 >>13328773 Reminder that embarassing your daughteru in front of her friends and peers for your own amusement is not only your right as a father, but your duty.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:11:15 No.13328794

>>13328782
>Daughteru has mostly innocent friends who don't recognize you at all, with a couple who blush and wiggle whenever they glance at your face, their gazes inevitably going to your crotch
>Talk those girls into showing the others a couple of your videos
>The next day all of them are blushing at you

>>13328791
Eh, I'd try my best to do something I'd rather do though.

>>13328783
That does sound...nice, in a way. But if we all look down on Used Goods, why shouldn't they?

>>13328785
I'm sure somebody's got a link. It's lovely.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:12:15 No.13328799 >>13328792 It's been a while. I still don't hate you for real.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:12:23 No.13328800 >>13328792 fuck yeah bob

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:13:04 No.13328801 >>13328726 >When good girls go bad... there's one man who's their best friend. >Cesar Millan. >"No dog-girl is too much for me to handle." >"I rehabilitate wives; I train husbands." >"I am The Bitch Whisperer."

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:13:28 No.13328804 >>13328794 >if we all look down on Used Goods I don't. Experience is good. I love it. That's why I'm writing like two old hags in smutty stories.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:13:53 No.13328806 >>13328794 >All her friends now want to hang out at her place more

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:14:31 No.13328808 >>13328754 What if you're already in a relationship and you ask her to not dominate you and play equally?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:14:55 No.13328809 >>13328801 >"Fuck the bitch, show her your domineeence!" >"Not like that, you're still taking a submissive stance."

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:16:08 No.13328813 File: 128 KB, 1055x959, e56721569c4a847b26f63ab523a0d8d4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13328792 Eat shit and die.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:16:17 No.13328815

>>13328773
>"DAD! that's gross and why did you have to say that in front of my friends?"
>Now listen here young lady! You never want to go anywhere without your tail butt plug.
>Just like a towel it has many uses, it can be used to stem leaks, bind wounds, and can even be used to enact diplomacy.
>Why, one day back in my youth we were fighting with some mercenaries who'd been hounding us for days. Nasty lot, all scarred and muscled girls who could put up a fight as well as any paladin.
>Anyway, during a lull in the fighting, their captain come's over and requests a little bit of talking with us, seeing if we could come to an agreement.
>Now, none of us thought it was real but what would it cost us to check it out? The rouge had reached his daily allotment of fondling and Gregory was suffering a mean case of whiskey dick, this just left me and Jim and NO BODY wanted to trust him with another woman after the alp incident.
>So I go there and start talking with this big, burly werewolf who could probably strip me in a single blow and have me shooting my white stuff everywhere like a milk fountain at a hathor cult.
>Well, we talk and talk and I can already see it isn't going well. Then I notice something, she's got this puny little stub of a tail that must of gotten cut off when she's young.
>So I decide "what the hell" and say I've got something for that and pull out this Kolari wolf tail buttplug I got as a reward for saving some merchant.
>You should have SEEN how happy she was when she put it in and had a big ol' tail again. She started giving me these big sloppy kisses while telling me how happy she is to have a real tail again.
>Ended up taking me right there and getting knocked up with a litter of your sisters Roberta, Rosemaria, and Rhonda.
>Think they called it "Dances with Wolves" and added in a scene where I bang the whole company. Man, she was so happy to reinact that part again.
>"Oh my demon lord please stop!"
>'Found it honey! I got it in!'

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:17:51 No.13328819

>>13328804
>That's why I'm writing like two old hags in smutty stories.
Elaborate?

>>13328806
Daughteru + Friends Orgy End?

>>13328808
You really think they're the sort who would just go along with that? Why, when wrestling over dominance is so much more fun?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:18:50 No.13328823 >>13328819 Yes, but only if you're into daughteru dicking.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:19:26 No.13328824

>>13328782
>Parent teacher interview
>You and your daughteru are waiting outside of the classrom while her teacher talks with another family
>Finally, the family leaves, meaning it's your time to- wait a tick
>"Sally?"
>The mother of the family which just came out of the classrom looks up
>"Anon?"
>"Sweet Hathor riding in a Mercedes benz while drinking some delicious milk, it is you!"
>"Anon I- holy shit, you look so much different!"
>"Yeah, it's called becoming a father. Did you know that it dramatically changes you life?"
>'Yeah, I should know. I had to get her out of my stomach. I didn't even know my stomach could even expand that much."
>"I don't know, the things we used to do did push it to its limits, if you catch my drift"
Dad? do you know my friends mother?
>"Know her? I fucked her brains out!"
W-Wha-
>"All over the place. in an out, semen leaking out of her nethers. ooh, those were the times."
>"Remember when we got into that threesome with the Manticore?"
>"How can I forget! i wonder how she's even doing now. Heard she got into Apophis venom. Knarly stuff."
Lisa Tails. I-I remember her
You do?
I-I watches some videos..
>"Ooh, that's a shame. she was so nice too."
>"Speaking of Apophis, remember the snake pile?
>"Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You got into the snake pile?
>"Let me tell you something, lisa. It was the time to be alive!"
>'You have to send me that video. you have to!"
>"I'll see if I can talk to George about it. ah, spoiler alert-"
>"Don't tell me!"
>"Alright, alright"
>"Spoiler alert: the Kraken changes EVERYTHING."
>"ANON!"
>"Your fault for listening! But anyhow, I never knew your little devil was friends with mine. Good kid."
>"So I'm told. We should catch up one day."
>"Yeah."

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:19:30 No.13328826 >>13328815 Yes. Quite. Hope the walls don't keep out the sounds so daughteru and her friends can enjoy themselves and have a shlickingparty. >>13328819 >Elaborate One is a Kikimora, the other is a Werecat. Nevermind that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:19:51 No.13328827 >>13328823 >Only if you're into it As things should be.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:20:54 No.13328832 >>13328826 >Kikimora >Werecat Oh, hi Alp. Wait a second...you mean t'tell me that shit with Neko-obasan's gonna go beyond just visual teasing? That what you mean to tell me?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:21:35 No.13328834 >>13328823 Oh Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:21:45 No.13328835 >>13328809 I really want to see a greentext like that now, like the Steve Irwin ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:21:53 No.13328837 >>13328832 I've been saying it for ages that it'll end up in a three-way, anon. Ever since Mrs. Stripes was introduced I've been saying that whenever it became relevant.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:22:45 No.13328838 >>13328823 And the waifu joining later on, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:22:54 No.13328840 >>13328824 So I'm assuming that Sally is a single parent too?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:23:07 No.13328842 If you had to compare your favorite female character to a monster girl, who would you pick and why? I guess Aigis would fit as a Golem or something

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:23:59 No.13328847 >>13328842 >Robin from One Piece I guess she'd be an ara ara Crow Tengu?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:24:03 No.13328849 >>13328837 Huh. Guess I just never noticed. Weirdly enough, I thought you'd said stuff to the contrary. Guess I should pay more attention. And here I was hoping it'd just be some Neko-teasing, and cute Creepy Crawly cuddles...oh well.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:25:10 No.13328853 >>13328838 Originally I think we was talking about daughter dicking ceteris paribus, meaning no waifu in the equation at all. But if you want to throw her in then you'd probably need her consent first too. In short, yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:25:10 No.13328854 >>13328762 JESUS FUCK Do that to me again and I'm going to turn your torso into my pillow every night for a month.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:25:24 No.13328855 >>13328849 Come on anon. There's two virgins and one sexual predator in that set-up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:25:25 No.13328856 >>13328842 >Noel Vermilion .less drew her as a Cat Girl. She's actually a Golem. I think she'd be fitting as a Cockatrice. Or a Dragon or Wyvern when she gets going.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:25:34 No.13328858 >>13328842 >Olivier Armstrong I have no freaking clue. Probably some kind of dragon, but I'm not sure what color.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:26:49 No.13328862 >>13328858 White. Because she's an ice queen.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:27:23 No.13328865

>>13328855
Not sure I really follow how that'd affect things.

Oh well, it is what it is, you're the author, and I'll just live with the route you've chosen to go.

Y'know, I think I'm just now noticing a trend that you're not really into monogamy. I really do need to pay more attention.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:28:19 No.13328867 >>13328854 You act as if that isn't her plan

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:28:49 No.13328870

>>13328782
>As soon as you leave her friends start talking
>"Man, you dad is so hot. Shame he quit the business"
>"Yeah, Butler Boys will never be the same without him. Those were his best works.
>"What are you talking about? It was Crow Frenzy. The way he handled all those tengus, just wow"
>"Eh, that was great, but I liked Drain Him Dry VII. He turned that slime milky white.
>"Personally, I think his role in Bully Me was his best. He did a great job of bullying that Oomukade.
>"That's my dad you're talking about! Shut up!"
>"Ah come on, your dad is a hot piece of ass and you know it. I'm jealous of your mom"
>Daughteru slams her head onto the floor.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:29:10 No.13328871 >>13328862 Makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:30:07 No.13328875 >>13328842 >Kageyama Torako I want to say Jinko, because of her name, but her personality is nothing like the basic type. I don't know, really.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:30:42 No.13328879 >>13328823 You'd think I'd deny my weapon it's purpose?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:30:51 No.13328882

>>13328865
>not into monogamy
>Rhea and Willis end up monogamous
>Craig and Farai will be monogamous
>Lance and Andrea will be monogamous
So come on. Don't go around saying unnecessary things. And what exactly is so damn awful about a three-way? Kitty is lonely, and those damn virgins need help doing it right, right?
Please don't make me feel bad about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:31:04 No.13328883 >>13328842 >I don't have a favourite female character What's wrong with me? Uh, I guess that ninja chick from Gintama with the eyepatch. Kunoichi, I guess? Kinda lame but it is what it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:32:54 No.13328886 >>13328842 >Favourite female character No one is really coming to mind. So I'll just go with my raifu G3. Pic related. http://puu sh/hfFw8/cd681e6413.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:33:44 No.13328889 >>13328883 I would call you a faggot, but that's rude.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:33:57 No.13328890 >>13328882 >End up >Will be Uhuh. Suuuure. Well, maybe a better way to put it is that you really like polyamory? Nothin' wrong with that, I'm just saying it didn't really click in my head that much till now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:33:59 No.13328891 >>13328886 Forgot to mention, no idea what kind monstergirl best suits her. Maybe a catgirl or foxgirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:34:35 No.13328893 >>13328886 That show was alright, wish it was less Moe and a bit darker, like the whole Finnish Rape Elf scene.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:35:32 No.13328897 >>13328870 Here's a question. How would a Daughteru react in this situation if her Dad was already dicking her?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:35:50 No.13328899 >>13328879 Wait, are you saying your entire dick's purpose is to fuck your daughteru? That's fucking hardcore mate.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:36:03 No.13328900 >>13328842 >Luka KC Scylla. Flirty, seductive, and tentacles everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:37:22 No.13328901 >>13328842 Miu from DearS? No idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:37:25 No.13328902 >>13328893 I agree, but I feel like the reason Sako's rape scene was so damn good was because it came out of fucking nowhere. I'm a manga reader so I knew it was coming, but I was still impressed they forward with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:37:26 No.13328903 >>13328890 I guess you could say Rhea and Willis ARE monogamous since they are, in the part of story set in the time they are, you know? >you really like polyamory If you say so.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:37:55 No.13328905

>>13328889
I now know that you want to call me a faggot, though. That makes me sad enough.

>>13328893
Finnish rape elf was pretty great. I'd love to make her ahegao simply by being excessively lewd.

Ah, never mind, I got a favourite girl. Othinus. And she'd be a Valkyrie I guess. Then then a fairy ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:39:07 No.13328909 >>13328903 >in the part of story set in the time they are Mmm, I bet. >If you say so Well, all your stories that I've read do seem to have polyamorous relationships. And I've read all of them but the Sea Slime one.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:40:05 No.13328914 >>13328905 >that makes me sad Don't be an alp, man up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:40:18 No.13328917 >>13328897 Jealousy mixed with pride. Or she could just be that proud and want to show off "the goodness" of her Dad.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:40:41 No.13328918 >>13328897 Probably still a little embarrassed, aroused mostly. Jealous that her friends her trying to clamber onto her dad's dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:42:06 No.13328921 >>13328842 Well, I recently started liking Misty Lola from Yugioh 5Ds. http://i.imgur.com/w62w8ue.jpg Based on her cards, she'd totally be a Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:42:33 No.13328924 >>13328909 >I bet Are you fucking with me? >seem to have Okay, show me the polyamory in Vertex.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:43:42 No.13328928 >>13328914 >tfw you have no one to man up for I've been in a real slump lately, now that I come to think about it. Quickly, some one refer me to a cute warm an fluffy story.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:44:08 No.13328930 >>13328899 A sword returns to the sheath.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:44:13 No.13328931 >>13328897 Not as amusingly as how she reacts upon finding out she's masturbated to his earlier films, especially if she finds out her favourite scene in her porno stars her father.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:44:25 No.13328933 Would you want to make some bannock with your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:44:55 No.13328934 >>13328924 >Show me the polyamory in Vertex Well, like you said, two virgins and a predator... >Are you fucking with me? Yes. I'd have gone on longer if you hadn't called me out on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:45:19 No.13328935 >>13328930 That doesn't make much sense, that saying implies you need to fuck your mother.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:46:03 No.13328938 >>13328933 Rather make brownies.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:47:20 No.13328942 >>13328934 >two virgins and a predator Okay so you're going to pretend something that I said won't happen is going to happen? Fine. Be that way. Jerk. >Yes This triggers the deletion reflex.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:47:21 No.13328943 >>13328935 No, the mother is the anvil. Dicking the daughteru would be like putting the sword you made out of leather you butchered with it while using the first sheath, and using the new one because the wife got lost somewhere.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:48:00 No.13328947

>>13328917
>The Goodness
Really? Really? That's the best you could come up with?

>>13328918
They're all sitting in a circle, gossiping about how good they bet he is in bed, and meanwhile she's wiggling about, stealthily trying to rub herself as she recalls the vivid memories of the real thing?

>>13328931
>Daughteru shlicks to porn films, unknowing that the male star she's fantasizing getting her brains fucked out by his her father
>Camera shifts to feature his face just as she climaxes
>Sits there in shock, drooling wet as she gazes at the video, paused on her father's face
>Realizes she was getting wet all over again, now fully aware it was her father in her fantasies
>Sneaks over into his bedroom

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:48:56 No.13328951 >>13328938 But anon you can eat bannock whenever you want! Brownies are for losers who eat dessert!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:49:44 No.13328954 >>13328935 But am I not the maker of this sheath? It makes sense that I would put my sword in it's place of rest. Can a sword not fit In many sheathes?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:50:09 No.13328956 >>13328943 Maybe I'm just tired and all fucked up from writing academic bullshit, but your metaphors are flying right over my head right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:51:05 No.13328960 >>13328931 She would try to delete all the scenes she has of him, but end up masturbating shamefully.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:51:10 No.13328961 >>13328947 >Realizes she was getting wet all over again, now fully aware it was her father in her fantasies >Sneaks over into his bedroom I like the direction this tangent is headed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:51:19 No.13328963 >>13328956 I have a habit of wording things oddly.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:51:45 No.13328967

>>13328942
>This triggers the deletion reflex.
No no no, don't do that, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, really, I am. Apologies and prostrations your Alp-ness.
Also I don't recall you saying that wouldn't happen. I'm glad it's not and all, I just don't remember you saying so, but then I don't recall you saying it WOULD happen in Creepy Crawly, so again, I aught to pay more attention.

Seriously though, the threesome bit for creepy crawly does seem a bit out of left field to me. By which I mean that the attraction the MC displays for the Kitty in the latest update seems a bit counter to more platonic feelings I seem to recall represented in earlier installments. But maybe that's just my memory being faulty. Kind of a problem if you hadn't noticed already.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:51:59 No.13328968 >>13328947 >the best you could come up with I didn't know I was supposed to be doing anything. I quoted KC.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:52:37 No.13328970 >>13328960 And even when she thinks all's said and done after she deleted them all their all imprinted in her mind. Vividly.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:52:58 No.13328971 >>13328967 >Grovelling before the Alp's bluff. Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:53:05 No.13328972 >>13328951 It's my kitchen and I can cook what I want, nerd!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:53:53 No.13328976 >>13328971 Shh, let him believe it isn't a bluff. It's how you win poker, y'know

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:53:59 No.13328977 >>13328967 >Apologizing to Alp For what purpose?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:54:36 No.13328980

>>13328967
Apology accepted. Ohohoho!
Okay, so about those complaints. Do you remember the MC in Night Terrors sniffing around an Oomukade and then saving up all of her hair?
That wasn't random. Neither was him getting strange new feelings for Mrs. Stripes.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:55:05 No.13328983

>>13328956
I think that like, you're the sword, your mother is the anvil with which you were forged, your wife is the sheath made to hold you perfectly, and your daughter is the flesh your blade sheered off some animal, with which to make a new sheath, which will one day hold another sword?

Somethin' like that.

>>13328961
Me too anon. Shame I don't have the will or sense of mind to continue it right now.

>>13328968
Oh god I'm pretty sure I know what you refer to...

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:55:35 No.13328985

>>13328970
>>13328960
>Finally deletes all the scenes with her father
>Still can't stop thinking of them whenever she gets horny
>Regretfully re-downloads them again for another session of shameful masturbation
>Eventually starts downloading more scenes with her father, new ones she hasn't seen yet
>Eventually deletes them all again
>The process keeps repeating itself

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:56:08 No.13328987 >>13328980 Venom sacks? >>13328977 >>13328971 I'm sorry did "Alp-ness" not make it clear this is all in good fun? Do I have to ham it up even more?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:57:12 No.13328991 >>13328985 This is how you get a phone call from your ISP about your torrent program exceeding your allotted up/down capacity.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:57:46 No.13328994 >>13328987 >Venom sacks Why I do believe there is a character in that story with such things, yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:58:50 No.13328997 >>13328991 And her father is the one that gets the call.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:59:44 No.13329000 >>13328983 >oh god What are so flustered about? We've been discussing DD for the last hour or so.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 01:59:45 No.13329001 >>13328951 >Brownies are for losers FUCK YOU

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:00:28 No.13329005

>>13328994
By which I meant said venom 'leaking' and contributing to her scent, thus his compulsion to collect her hair, and his noticing of his neighbour's "Assets"? Interesting if true...

Still don't entirely like it, but oh well, worse things out there, and should make for nice stuff in coming updates, I'm sure?
Again, sorry for ribbin' ya so much.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:02:39 No.13329010 >>13328947 >>13328819 >Daughter + Friends Orgy w/ Father >Daughter sneaking into Father's room Pretty sure I've seen an image set that goes just like this. Then again I don't imagine they're too uncommon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:03:01 No.13329011 >>13329005 >'leaking' Or her rubbing it on herself on purpose while shlicking, and as it evaporates it still has a weak aphrodisiac effect because MONSTER GIRLS, AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT. We may never know.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:03:10 No.13329012 >>13327591 Ice, ice, baby

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:03:41 No.13329015 Night all, have a great evening and don't burn down the thread. I wish to use a zombie as a body pillow.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:04:34 No.13329017

>>13328997
>Get call from ISP
>Something about Up/Down Limits being exceeded
>They recommend checking Torrents to fix the issue
>Alright then.
>Check your own torrents, nothin'.
>Everything nicely cleaned away
>Daughteru's out, but don't want to get into some kind of issue with the ISP
>Sneak into her room
>Computer's on, so pull up her torrents
>Holy Shit on a Stick that's a lot
>Some 120 Seeds running at once
>Tell the guy you think you found the issue, and hang up as you start closing them
>Try not to read them as you go, but start to notice something
>You recognize a lot of the names on these
>Oh shit. It clicks that they're "Films" you used to do before she was born
What do then?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:05:35 No.13329020 >>13329011 Derp. Now why did simple sweat occur to me before feminine fluids? Perhaps there's something wrong with me... >>13329015 I'd rather be a Lich's Cuddle-Experiment.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:05:36 No.13329021 >>13329017 Reminisce

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:05:52 No.13329022 >>13329015 I have a loaded baby dragon in need of burping and I'm not afraid to pat her back!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:06:23 No.13329023 >>13329017 Well, I'm gonna assume for the sake of simplicity that I'm a single father currently. So I'm going to have a nice awkward talk with my daughter, but not before I use this to fuck with her for at least few days first.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:06:32 No.13329024 >>13329015 >spoiler You and me both, buddy. I think a Lich would be better, but a simple zombie would be real nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:06:52 No.13329026 >>13329022 Now anon, we can talk about this. Just but the baby down

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:07:34 No.13329028 >>13329024 >>13329020 >>13329015 I'd rather a Wight, if we're talking about only undead right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:07:36 No.13329029 >>13329022 You fool! You have discovered that cute things are my weakness! >>13329020 >>13329024 would she still moan "waaaarm" in a monotone voice. Asking you if she's doing it right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:08:35 No.13329031 >>13329020 >something wrong with me I'll just chalk up your dislike of a threesome to that then.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:08:36 No.13329032 >>13329028 Well Anon your taste is good, a wight can be cuddled as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:08:53 No.13329035 >>13329026 Never! >>13329029 Just as planned! My first demand is a picture of an adorable were-cat wearing only a shirt and no pants! And make it snappy!

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:10:02 No.13329039

>>13329021
>Sit down in daughteru's computer chair to reminisce about those lewd old days
>Details come to you quite luridly as you think back
>Pop a damn huge boner without realizing it as you think over some of your favored projects
>Don't realize how much time goes by
>When you snap out of your memories, it's because your Daughteru had called a surprised "Dad?!", and is now standing in the door frame
>You're now aware of an almost painful erection sticking straight up in your lap
>And that your daughteru is staring at it, red-faced, her mouth agape, and some drool coming down her chin
What now?

>>13329023
>Fuck with her for at least a few days
How would you go about this?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:10:04 No.13329040 >>13329017 Leave a note on her computer saying you know and want to talk to her. When she comes into my room I give her collector's editions of all my movies she was downloading and ask her if she wants some post-commentary while she watches.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:10:30 No.13329041 >>13329010 God bless Perv Country #1.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:10:32 No.13329042 >>13329028 Well, I disagree, but all undead are still high tier, so that's completely acceptable, friend. >>13329029 >spoiler My heart. It can't take it.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:11:35 No.13329044

>>13329029
>would she still moan "waaaarm" in a monotone voice. Asking you if she's doing it right?
Well you see, the Lich is a very scientific being. Sealing away and restraining most emotions to better record her experimental results. You are her "Cuddle Experiment", the goal of which is to determine what makes for the absolute best cuddling. The short answer is yes, she would.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:12:16 No.13329045 >>13329044 This requires a Cuddle Chamber installed into her tower.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:12:35 No.13329046 Speaking of threesomes, [spoiler[I kind of really want to waifu 2-3 Dragon's at the same time as their cuddleslut and/orDragon [s]Layer. But there's no way you guys would approve, right?[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:12:35 No.13329047 >>13329040 >Post-Commentary while she watches Oh, do go on...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:13:09 No.13329048 >>13329039 Start jerking it, while looking her dead in the eye.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:13:44 No.13329050 File: 984 KB, 900x736, 1396338768541.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329046 Like so?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:14:56 No.13329051 >>13329031 Well actually I'm mostly okay with threesomes, it just depends on the setup and execution. As far as setup goes, aphrodisiac haze isn't the worst, and like other things I've said before, I'll wait to see how the execution goes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:15:02 No.13329052 >>13329046 >caring that /mgg/ disapproves of harems You do not have the fortitude to be a dragon's husband. Fucking up spoilers. Strike two.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:15:59 No.13329055 >>13329050 Still a fantastic image. Based Butter-T on that one. >>13329046 >That spoiler fail Amusing. I'd rather one dragon personally. With an Anubis too. Stop me if you've heard this one before.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:16:51 No.13329058 >>13329039 Try to tease her with it. I wanna try dicking my teenage daughteru if i can

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:17:10 No.13329059

>>13329039
>How would you go about this?
Intentionally unintentionally act sexy and strike sexy poses, casually drop choice lines from my films in conversation and subtlety try to work film titles into casual conversation, and also secretly dub over one of my films with post-commentary (a lot like that one anon said) and place it on her computer disguised as one of her downloads.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:18:32 No.13329063 >>13329046 >Fucking up my spoiler that bad. Ahahaha. I should go to sleep now, but I still need to finish this project. Also I blame the Tanuki for this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:18:42 No.13329064 >>13329051 Come on anon, it's not the haze that suddenly causes them to go at it like rabbits. It just sends them along the path to it. Let's stop talking about it now. Let's talk about>>13329050

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:18:48 No.13329065 >>13329046 >Threesome I want it with Jabberwock, Cheshire, and a Ren

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:19:28 No.13329067

>>13329047
I would describe what the actors were like, how I was feeling coming on to the set, and talk about any funny stories that happened.
Of course when the action started I would talk about what it felt inside of the girl, what kind of strategy I usually had during a scene, comment on where cuts were made or where it's all unscripted, that kind of stuff.
If her mother isn't home I might also whisper in her ear and lightly stroke her shoulders to help enhance the experience, though if she tries to go any further I would just pull her into a bear hug and nibbling her ear until the video was over, teasing her into a lusty frenzy where she spends the next hour masturbating to me.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:19:29 No.13329068

>>13329058
>Spoiler
I think most of us do, in some dark corner of our minds or not.
I often err on the side of "Don't Dick the Daughteru", and yet I find the thought undeniably hot and here I am, participating in this lewd discussion.

>>13329059
Seems like a fast-track to her losing it and jumping you.
She has a camera when she does it.
>"You're so proud of those films of yours?! Well, now you're going to make one, with me!"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:19:39 No.13329069 >>13329050 Well honestly I was thinking 2-3 regular Dragons, not that I have anything against Wyvern and Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:20:05 No.13329071 >>13328842 >Tsukihi Automatically a phoenix. I have no other choice.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:20:29 No.13329074 >>13329064 >It just sends them along the path to it Eh, same difference. But yes, Dragons are nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:21:21 No.13329075 >>13329074 No, not nice. Divine.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:21:35 No.13329076 >>13329068 >Seems like a fast-track to her losing it and jumping you. Just as planned. Now imagine her surprise as I use my superior sexual experience to turn the tables less than halfway through the "film". I also send the film her friends.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:22:02 No.13329077 >>13329067 >Bear Hug >Ear nibbling >Daughteru wets herself right then and there >Your pants are now soaked in your daughteru's juices Good goin'.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:22:58 No.13329080 >All this daughteru dicking I'd rather have an onee-san finding videos of me on the internet, and shlick whilst swearing to never let another woman upload a video of me ever again.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:23:02 No.13329081 >>13329075 I can agree with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:23:04 No.13329082 >>13329068 I'm with you anon. Not normally into daughteru dicking, but now look at me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:24:01 No.13329084 >>13329077 That's when I take them off right in front of her, bulge in my underwear showing, and chastise her for making me wash my pants. I then spend the rest of the day walking around the house in my underwear.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:24:36 No.13329085 >>13329059 >secretly dub over one of my films with post-commentary >you've dubbed it so you cry your daughteru's name now, and not the usual actress >She finds it. And then what?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:24:53 No.13329086 >>13329068 Somehow I agree with you. I'm not into daughteru dicking because parental instinct override, but I will admit the concept is pretty hot

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:24:56 No.13329087 >>13328842 >Aigis She's a robot girl. She's somehow an MG already.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:25:03 No.13329088 Not fucking your daughteru would probably play out like that south park episode where Mr. Garrison complains his father never molested him.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:25:34 No.13329090

>>13329076
>Spoiler
>A couple days later, a number of your daughteru's friends come over for a sleep over
>In the middle of the night, you awaken to find them crowded around your bed
>One of them is holding the camera again
>Daughteru climbs up on the bed, and straddles your chest, facing your crotch
>Sticks her ass right in your face as she leans over to pet at your crotch
>"You shouldn't have shown them that daddy...now everyone wants to film their own sequel!"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:25:42 No.13329091 >>13329085 I deny any involvement when confronted, but otherwise keep up my previous antics.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:25:55 No.13329092 >>13329088 But would you have sex with your father to save your mother's life?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:26:03 No.13329093 >>13329076 Sweating Man.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:26:47 No.13329096 >Dicking the daughteru vs. Not dicking the daughteru. This discussion again, I thought we already got over this?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:27:05 No.13329097 >>13329087 Have you been here once? Anons have a fit if you try to say that anon, and it sucks because Aigis is the best girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:27:17 No.13329098 >>13329092 What the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:27:34 No.13329099 >>13329090 Those girls are going to get destroyed by my ungodly porn star skills. After the shit I've been through they'll be lucky to make me cum once before they wind up exhausted, soaked in their own juices.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:27:40 No.13329100 >>13329096 Well, the dicking side is making a very compelling argument this time.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:28:17 No.13329103 >>13329096 Except no one is fighting. Take off your berserker armor, it's making you see enemies where there are none.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:28:19 No.13329105 >>13329090 As you can probably imagine this was exactly what I intended to happen, and once again I'll use those years of sexual experience to take the upperhand and fuck them all into exhaustion/submission.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:28:42 No.13329106 File: 503 KB, 727x1000, 59d3dc8ee14a933d3e1b15cc714189cc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13328842 I have no idea what Yomi would be

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:29:27 No.13329108

>>13329099
Why not let yourself go? I'm sure with your potency, you could let out enough shots to soak them white if you wanted to.

And wouldn't a shot of all of them, half-passed out and soaked in their juices and your spunk, make for a lovely cover on their hard-copies?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:29:41 No.13329109 >>13329098 South Park. The same episode the guy I replied to was referencing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:29:57 No.13329111 >>13329106 I uhhh want to say Holst. I wonder why.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:30:13 No.13329114 File: 160 KB, 423x600, I wonder if they'll notice the lewd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329068 >>13329082 >>13329086 This pleases The Fallen God.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:31:33 No.13329118 File: 7 KB, 448x624, Average tries to draw, is reminded of why he writes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329035 Does this please you Anon? I'll delete in 10.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:31:46 No.13329119 >>13329109 But what does having sex with your father have to do with anything? You'd have sex with your daughteru to appease your wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:32:35 No.13329122 >>13329118 This is sufficient! You burp the baby dragon though.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:32:42 No.13329123

>>13329108
I'm going to turn them into my personal sperm banks after they wear themselves out.
You can't expect me to be able to get enough pleasure to orgasm from the harsh fumbling of virgins can you?
I'm going to wait until I tease a few orgasms out of them and they're tired and overstimulated, all before I plow the shit out of them and fill them with my seed, gathering them all into my arms before taking a commemorative photo of us all, sitting there covered in our sex juices.
I would autograph all of them and tell them if they want to come over again sometime it's fine, and if they want I can get in contact with some old friends from the business.
I should have at least one old Shota pal I can get over here for a night.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:33:16 No.13329126

>>13329097
>Aigis is the best girl.
Preach it, brother.

Yes, I'm not new here, just had to lay off a few months. I know that most anons here won't consider robot girls as MGs. They do however consider alien girls/xenos/filthy heretical abominations as somewhat neighbors to monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:33:44 No.13329128 >>13329118 Aaahh yes, 9,000,000,000,000 hours in MS Paint.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:33:55 No.13329130 >>13329122 Very well, to the outdoors I go

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:34:10 No.13329132 >>13329119 If you haven't seen the episode, you don't have to respond.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:35:25 No.13329135 >>13329126 >Aliens >Xeno's Boy you have been gone long.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:37:10 No.13329141 >>13329132 Of course I've seen it, but you took it in an unwelcome direction.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:37:18 No.13329142

>>13329123
>Using young, exhausted, just-now-ex-virgin MGs as cocksleeves
>Getting it all on film
>Knowing the entire time that they'll frequently masturbate to the video of you using their tired bodies to pleasure yourself in the future
>And come back for more, eager to learn and pleasure you as they develop
You sir, know what is good.

>I should have at least one old Shota pal I can get over here for a night.
And what would his role be?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:37:52 No.13329146 >Gonna have to wash my hair soon Wish I had a big fuckoff bath, and a kejourou onee-san to do it for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:38:08 No.13329148 >>13329141 I just followed the scenario.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:39:05 No.13329152 >>13329128 I am many things. A cuddle slut, prone to double spacing, up beyond the time I said I'd be. A drawfag is not one of them. MS Paint, for people too lazy to get actual drawing programs or do it by hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:39:46 No.13329153 >>13329142 Cameraman.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:42:03 No.13329164 >>13329146 How big? Would it have Jacuzzi jets? >>13329153 He's gonna be so blue-balled by the time it's over, ain't he?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:42:11 No.13329165 >>13329152 Hey, MS Paint has produced many a laugh in these parts, and is that not our purpose here?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:43:05 No.13329167

>>13329153
Nah, the guy's cool, he don't deserve that.
Though there WILL be a blue balled camera man who gets a nice surprise from the girls on their graduation day.
>>13329142
His role would be what it was in the film industry, a confidence builder and fluffer for in between sessions.
If I get too rough with the girls then they go to him and dom him for a bit to make themselves feel good again, until they become accustomed to being my living onaholes that is.
Plus he's a good training horse for them, he and I can give them tips as he rides them, and he's been doing the Shota sub shtick for so long he can make even a Fujoshi Cyclops virgin feel like a Succubi.
I would use him to mold their skills and minds into what I want, turning them into loyal whores that could please any man under the sun, but only want me.

Then I submit all our films to my old production company and live off the royalties from our numerous and insanely hot sex sessions, keeping the girls around in the house to act as my personal arm candy and brides.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:43:26 No.13329169 >>13329165 That it is. Sorry if it sounded defensive. My word choice tends to degrade this late at night.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:44:23 No.13329175 >>13329169 Oh shut up and relax, you Double-Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:45:36 No.13329179 >>13329164 >How big? Spa big, and yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:45:56 No.13329180 >>13329175 Sorry, we tend to share some similarities. Keep this thread going Anon, I need to sleep before I find myself making pudding for chechire kittens at 3:00am

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:49:41 No.13329196 >>13329167 That is an extremely good plan man. >Though there WILL be a blue balled camera man who gets a nice surprise from the girls on their graduation day. Oh? And what's that?...also, define "Graduation Day" for the sake of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:49:48 No.13329198 >all this daughteru dicking >want to write lewds >too spent from the day Curse this gay earth.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:51:40 No.13329203

>>13329179
>Spa Big
Not bad. Would be nice to relax in.

Personally I like the idea of relaxing in nice, hot water with a Dragon Waifu, who's big enough for me to rest in her lap, leaning back into her bountiful chest, her arms wrapping around me in a full hug. And slowly, one of her dexterous claws would find it's way to my crotch, slowly stroking me under the water, as the bubbling jets buffed our bodies.

Alternatively, an Anubis in my lap.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:51:51 No.13329205
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I have been asking the thread around every full moon what their top 5 MGs are and have been keeping a tab on their popularity.

I have a new question for you guys, one I hope will get a decent response and honest replies.

Under what circumstances would you in your mind meet your MG wife?

Example :
I met my Vixen wife at the shrine she worked at.

( I didn't use a Konshin pic cause i didn't wanna spam his/her stuff too much)

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:52:41 No.13329209 >>13329198 I know your feel anon. I know it well.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:53:23 No.13329211 File: 239 KB, 1000x1000, Anubis and Pharaoh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329205 A sandbox.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:53:34 No.13329213 >>13329063 That's what you get for abusing spoilers you dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:54:02 No.13329214 >>13329205 I honestly have no idea, at all. In fact, I kind of like how I expect it to be a complete surprise in that I don't even know how or where I'll meet my waifu. It's sort of exciting somehow.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:54:03 No.13329215 >>13329205 My dream encounter with my MG Wife is at university, where we are both there to study the same, or at least similar, fields, perhaps often getting paired together for projects, developing a relationship off of that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:54:56 No.13329220 >>13329205 Why do you spam your shit so hard? Isn't it enough your flood the IRC channel with your bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:55:03 No.13329221 >>13329215 Alternatively >>13329211 But, well, Childhood Friend time has come and gone so long ago, I try not to dwell on such cruel fantasy...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:55:12 No.13329222 >>13329205 Children's martial arts classes. She'd kick my ass any time we sparred or fought, until one day I manage to defeat the fiery tomboy around the age of fourteen. And teens will do what teens will do.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:55:43 No.13329224 >>13329205 fuck if i know i came home one day and she jumped me. i tryed to run but that just made it more fun for her

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:55:49 No.13329225 >>13329205 Waking up with her cuddling me in the bed. Her bed. Despite the fact that I went to bed in mine. I have cuddling problems.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:56:30 No.13329228 File: 42 KB, 1100x449, 1421183684824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna see more HEROANON drawings.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:57:24 No.13329231

>>13329196
The camera guy is going to be gangraped and subjected to the full assault of everything I've trained them to become, and I'm going to record it all and send it in as a bonus dvd to be part of a Master's Edition anthology that has all the films in one big package, as well as interviews with the girls and myself and a few behind the scenes things as well, along with remastered versions of my most popular old films.
Graduation day is when they meet my standards, which includes suppression of orgasm, ability to manipulate their vagina and anus, oral skill, and their sex talk.
Once that happens I tell them all in the after-sex cuddle pile my plan for the camera guy during the next session, and it all happens from there.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:57:26 No.13329232 >>13329205 I could see meeting my Crow Tengu waifu while we're studying folklore and history together. We would eventually get together and solve mysteries 'n shit as a husband and wife team.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:58:06 No.13329233 >>13329205 I wouldn't ever get a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:58:36 No.13329234 >>13329205 >( I didn't use a Konshin pic cause i didn't wanna spam his/her stuff too much) How about not using a pic at all you piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:59:09 No.13329236 >>13329233 I think you could. She would love you very much,

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:59:23 No.13329237

>>13329167
>my living onaholes
>mold their skills and minds into what I want
>my personal arm candy

You want onahole armcandy? I mean that's cool, but you're kinda doing all the work just to give them an existence of perpetual orgasm. How do they give back?

>>13329203
This would be nice I personally wouldn't mind resting against her as her breasts spill out over my shoulders, as the bubbling warm waters buffer long streams of our hair around. She'd lean into my ear and alternate between whispering lewd things to me and nibbling my earlobe as her hair coils with mine, and reaches down to give me a soapy hairjob under the hot waters.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:59:29 No.13329238 >>13329220 Someone is Butthurt that they got kicked out of the irc for being a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:59:33 No.13329241 File: 226 KB, 500x600, Oomukade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329205 Hiding in that room under my house

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 02:59:39 No.13329242 >>13329205 >Under what circumstances would you in your mind meet your MG wife? This is so fucking autistic I cringed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:00:05 No.13329244 >>13329205 Wurm waifu found me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:00:52 No.13329246 >>13329234 >>13329220 Same spineless butthurt faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:01:00 No.13329247 >>13329241 Dass racyiss.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:01:19 No.13329248 >>13329241 >"Oh, u-uhm... you weren't u-using it, right?... I'm s-sorry. I'll l-leave if you want me to..." And then you fuck, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:01:21 No.13329249 >>13329228 How sad do you have to be to put this much effort into strawmanning though?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:02:20 No.13329254

>>13329231
>Graduation Day Definition
See, that's why I asked.

All in all, sounds pretty damn nice overall.
Only difference I'd do personally is keep one girl that I and I alone train personally, handling absolutely every detail, having her pleasure me while I film the rest ravaging the long-suffering cameraman.
That girl would be the daughteru of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:02:31 No.13329255 >>13329242 Tell me about it, fucking christ. Who could willingly sit in this thread for more than ten minutes at a time?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:02:37 No.13329256 >>13329249 >strawmanning

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:02:45 No.13329258
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>>13329205
Picked up off the street by her in her carriage on the way back to her manor, or after a city party where I "save" her from a group of people who were surrounding her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:03:53 No.13329262 >>13329242 >>13329255 >Complaining about waifuism and escapist fantasies Normalfags, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:04:22 No.13329265 >>13329258 You know that one Anon last thread is right, you do post the same image each thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:04:31 No.13329266 >>13329205 My jabberwork will just barge in my room and then things will happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:04:31 No.13329267 >>13329248 My house is half on a hill, there is a room under the stairs thats completely empty with nothing but concrete and support struts, and one cheap light that only brightens half the room.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:04:36 No.13329268

>>13329242
>>13329255
Eh, some people come here for waifu delusions.
Some just for the pretty images, lewd greentexts, and other shit along those lines.

I'm pretty sure any who would've been here purely for admiration of Monster Girl aesthetics were long since scared off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:05:17 No.13329270 >>13329262 We gonna fucking do this again?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:05:37 No.13329271 >>13329258 >Picked up off the street by her in her carriage on the way back to her manor This has never worked out well for anyone, in anything, ever, at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:05:55 No.13329272 >>13329265 >Someone asks a question about my waifu >I should probably post the pic that best represents my waifu Gee I wonder why I posted it. And no he isn't, that was the first time I had posted it in a good few threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:06:27 No.13329275 >>13329258 Are you a hooker? You sound like a hooker.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:07:03 No.13329276 >>13329267 That's a yes then?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:07:11 No.13329278

>>13329256
>Person 1 asserts proposition X.
Person 2 argues against a false but superficially similar proposition Y, as if that were an argument against X.

E.G.

>Inventing a fictitious persona with actions or beliefs which are then criticized, implying that the person represents a group of whom the speaker is critical.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:08:17 No.13329282 >>13329275 Nah, just a guy that caught her eye. >>13329271 It's better than starving in a city I'm not familiar with.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:08:42 No.13329285 File: 1.59 MB, 1500x1150, 1429168122752.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329205 I make a wish in front of a tree and she grants it. Such a nice girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:08:43 No.13329286 >>13329205 We grew up together in a small town with nothing but dreams of heroism and playing out adventures to keep us occupied.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:08:54 No.13329287 >>13329270 Don't shit on people for no reason and we can all live peaceably together.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:09:53 No.13329288 >>13329267 Mines a furnished basement, she'd probably be sleeping on the air matress

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:10:01 No.13329289

>>13329282
I'm saying it never works out well because absolutely any time I see the "Starving soul picked up off the street by a rich woman in her carriage as she rides by on the way back to her manor" in fucking anything, it always ends in the starving guy being brutally murdered.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:10:45 No.13329291 >>13329287 Go fuck yourself, if you want a hugbox go somewhere else faggot. Take your monster girls with you too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:11:34 No.13329293 >>13329289 Hey man, she's a vampire. I'm more useful alive than dead to her, can't make blood if I'm dead. Or maybe you watched too much Akame Ga Kill.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:11:34 No.13329294 >>13329276 Well she can't stay there

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:11:42 No.13329295 >>13329282 Sure, you're just a innocent and nice boy she picked off the streets. She didn't mistake you for a booty call at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:12:29 No.13329297 >>13329291 I think you're lost, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:12:30 No.13329298 >>13329293 >Or maybe you watched too much Akame Ga Kill. It is one example.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:13:15 No.13329299 >>13329295 I am sure she was pleased she saved a few hundred dollars finding you instead of what she normally gets .

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:13:17 No.13329300

>>13329295
>innocent and nice boy
Nah, she wanted my blood, they have a sense for these things.
Of course with good blood comes lots of feeding time, which is one of the major perks for me.
I feel that since I have the blood of aristocracy in me I should be able to make a good snack for a vamp, and be husband material fairly easily.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:14:21 No.13329303 >>13329291 >Being this obvious Aww, and you were doing so well!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:14:32 No.13329304 >>13329297 I think you're an unlikable cunt that should kill himself, anon.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:14:34 No.13329305

>>13329289
>"I'm saying it never works out well because absolutely any time I see the 'Starving soul picked up off the street by a rich woman in her carriage as she rides by on the way back to her manor' in fucking anything, it always ends in the starving guy being brutally murdered."
>"Ara, is my reputation that bad around here? I can't just pluck a cute boy off the street and look after him without raising a few eyebrows? How about this then. I offer you food, shelter and education in return for meager portions of you blood each night, and long cuddle sessions after. What say you? Fair?"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:15:21 No.13329307 >>13329300 >Blood of aristocracy U wot m8?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:15:28 No.13329309 >>13329289 See, >>13329305 knows what's up

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:17:04 No.13329312

>>13329307
I'm directly related to more than one of the people who signed the Magna Carta, and I know at least one was a lord.
Not quite "aristocracy" but nobility certainly.
On a side note, one of the guys I'm related to got excommunicated by the church, so I think that's a fair chunk of bonus points in my direction.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:17:06 No.13329313 >>13329278 I don't think you know what satire is you sperg.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:17:11 No.13329314 >>13329304 Not him, but you came here and started acting like the unlikable cunt. Also, >Telling some one to leave the monster girl thread and take their monstergirls with them lel

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:17:22 No.13329315 >>13329305 >>13329309 Why's she have this reputation in the first place? Have people witnessed her plucking cute boys off the streets? Why aren't any of them about to clear her name and negate such rumors then? I don't trust it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:18:08 No.13329317 >>13329314 That guy isn't me hurr

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:19:13 No.13329320 >>13329262 >Normalfags Keep telling yourself that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:20:14 No.13329322 Well, looks like Bitch-kun is back. He always complains and picks fights for lack of anything better to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:20:34 No.13329325 >>13328855 Man, it will be awkward when Sunshine's granddaughters get a litter of new aunts.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:21:27 No.13329328 >>13329322 He has nothing else to do with his time. What else would you expect him to do? Get a job and become a functioning member of society? He's too autistic for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:21:47 No.13329329 >>13329325 I didn't know I wanted this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:21:50 No.13329330 >>13329322 >muh boogeyman

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:22:49 No.13329333 File: 256 KB, 960x960, 1409936072854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:22:53 No.13329334

>>13329322
>>13329328
I made a single post and some other guy picked it up after that you retards.

>What else would you expect him to do? Get a job and become a functioning member of society? He's too autistic for that.
That's hilarious coming from a place full of schizos.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:23:03 No.13329336 File: 128 KB, 333x350, 1386402236629.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Man is the real monster.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:24:31 No.13329341 >>13329328 You know he just lives at home all day sponging off his parents and spends the whole day on 4chan because he has no friends and no one likes him.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:24:44 No.13329343 File: 278 KB, 1782x2302, PTSD Nightmare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329336 Monsters wouldn't turn a man into this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:24:55 No.13329344 >>13329336 Fuck off with that shit. God I despise any mother fucker that says that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:25:32 No.13329346 >>13329313 >the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:25:38 No.13329347 >>13329336 The hollow ones are

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:26:10 No.13329349 >>13329344 frundly remindar that girls r monsters on da inside while monster gurls r monsters on da inside ^___^

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:26:42 No.13329352 >>13329349 You fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:27:08 No.13329353 >>13329334 You are the only one who thinks he is normal, that in itself is a sign of insanity. Why are you even here? Nothing ever makes you happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:27:15 No.13329354 >>13329349 on da outside oopz >>13329336 Man that's DEEP.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:28:06 No.13329358 >>13329336 If I could put tiny little bullet fragments into your asshole I would.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:28:21 No.13329360 >>13329353 Are you that delusional that you think it's only one person? Oh wait that's obvious.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:28:42 No.13329361 >>13329333 Damn, those are nice elf tits!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:30:12 No.13329365 >>13329360 Don't bother, you're just talking to an autistic brick wall anon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:30:13 No.13329366 >>13329360 I doubt there are 2 people bitching , yes you are a single poster on all counts Bitch-kun. You use this tactic alot "oh, what makes you think its just 1 person" It is just you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:30:16 No.13329367 >>13329358 You're proving them right.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:31:15 No.13329370 >>13329360 >>13329365 Same fagging again, sad days.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:32:02 No.13329372
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>>13329353
>You are the only one who thinks he is normal, that in itself is a sign of insanity.
Hahaha holy shit, ok man.

>Why are you even here?
Monster girls.

>Nothing ever makes you happy.
Are you a mod or something that you somehow know every single thing I've said here?

>>13329366
>>13329370
Uh huh, that's why many posts are made in less than 60 seconds, schizophrenic fucks.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:33:04 No.13329375

>>13329205
In church, I'd be looking for one of her kind, trying to spot any subtle lewdness. I'd approach her and ask for her time, wishing to confess my sins. She'd take me to a backroom where we could talk, and there I'd tell her every dirty thought I've had since I was 7. She'd listen intently, her eyelids fluttering at he sticky details, her breath growing rougher, her chest heaving. She'd put her hand on my lap and tell me how it's natural for men to have such thoughts, playing with the slit on her habit. Then I'd tell her about those thoughts, regarding her.

I'd grab her by the hips and pull her to me so she straddles me, and keep confessing while she grinds against me, how I feel so terrible about everything and need help, while I undo her habit. She'd tell me how it's her duty to help a soul in need and receive those desires, to cleanse me, liberate me. I'd lay her on her back and pull off her panties and stuff them in her mouth, before slowly entering her.

I'd fuck in the floor of that place, and tell her how I want to do this and more to her, everyday. How I want to mark every part of her until her body is not her own. How we'll crawl together through baseness and filth. How I'll steal her away from her very god, until the moment where I claim her womb as mine with my seed, cumming inside her over and over until it spills out and drips down to her asshole, scraping her twitching, quivering, suckling uterus until my balls run dry.

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:33:17 No.13329377 File: 21 KB, 848x610, Eat shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329370

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:33:32 No.13329379 >>13329375 beyond pathetic

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:33:39 No.13329380

>>13329336
>>13329349
>>13329330
>>13329317
>>13329304
>>13329291
>>13329228
>>13329255

What happened? Even if it isn't really something I'm into per se, we were still happily discussing shit. Why do you gotta come along and fuck it all up, fags?

>>13329315
Orderfags? Jelly bitches? It's hard being a vamp, people just assume you're some bloodthristy cunt. It's not her fault blood is all she can subsist on. Maybe this anon is just suspicious in general?

I on the otherhand, would gladly hop in the carriage, spend the early hours of the morning cudlesexing as she feeds on me, and spending the rest of my time reading books, scrolls and texts with my head in her lap as she plays videogames.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:34:15 No.13329383 File: 417 KB, 956x680, 1421117588672.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time for some brown sugar!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:35:24 No.13329386 >>13329383 I'm going to lap it all up.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:35:32 No.13329387

>>13329205
So I was living my life much as most single men do, what with whole "trying not to get captured and raped" thing that seems to be instinctual for us. Honestly I was pretty good at it, kept my virginity right up my 20's which is more than most men can say. Of course it's hardly an easy thing, you gotta be on your toes all the time and have picked out multiple escape routes in any given situation, never have your back to a door or window, carry a few flashbombs and smoke grenades, some climbing rope and supplies don't hurt either, alternate your routes home, barricade your fucking home like a hurricane is coming. I've always found a shotgun to be useful too, most of the time I don't really want to kill anyone which is why beanbag rounds are good to have around, but then again there's some real tough monstergirls out there who back off unless you've loaded buckshot or something "heavier". But that's enough of me rambling, back to the the main point.

So I was going through my standard day evading any of my would-be-rapists, I particularly remember just narrowly escaping a real pissed-off Ushi. Turns out taunting them, especially if it involves shooting dildos of a shotgun at them and claiming its the only lover they're going to get, isn't a good idea even if you're standing about two and half stories straight above them. Well anyway, after that particularly close call I figured I can't keep this shit up forever and one day I'm gonna get raped, and it aint' going to be pretty. So I decided I gotta put and end this all and find myself a nice waifu to settle down with.

Con't

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:35:46 No.13329388 >>13329380 I posted this >>13329242 and then a bunch of fuckos started having a diaper fight.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:36:15 No.13329389 >>13329383 >>13329386 Not if I beat you to it!

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:36:40 No.13329391

>>13329205
>>13329387
Luckily I found myself just the girl later that same day when I went out to pick up some eh "specialty" supplies that I had used up earlier that day, and I'm not talking about the dildos, but right there in the shop with me was a real cute human girl. Well, at least I thought she was a human girl until she took her head off to get a better view of one of the upper shelves, it was right then and there I decided to go for it because if today has taught me anything it's that sooner is better than later, and seeing as we're in same shop we must share the same interests. So I did what any self-respecting single man would do, I hug-tackled her and begged her marry me right on the spot. After her initial shock, some more shameless pleading on my part, and once she finally finished scrambling around for her recently displaced head, she not-so-reluctantly agreed.

Not much to say after that, except maybe that you should probably not make a point of being even more of an asshole to violent rapist monstergirls until after you've "consummated your marriage", because that was another fucking close one. At least I had a waifu to back me up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:37:22 No.13329392 >>13329388 You are truly bitch-kun,

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:37:38 No.13329393 >>13329387 >>13329391 >>13329375 OH MAN DID I ACCIDENTALLY GET ON THE MGE WIKI

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:38:38 No.13329395 >>13329392 >>13329366 What's wrong, man? You having an aneurysm that you can't type correctly?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:39:45 No.13329397 >>13329387 >>13329391 7.5/10 cringed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:39:49 No.13329398 >>13329393 Honestly, I was on the side of "It's just harmless bit of fun. A little 'What if' for people to go with, quit being a bunch of no-fun faggots." But...yeah, this? This is pretty damn bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:40:18 No.13329403 File: 3.88 MB, 344x203, Failtroll tears.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329379

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:41:02 No.13329406 >>13329403 Oh shit I can't tell if this is the comments section of MGE wiki or /v/ anymore.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:42:40 No.13329412

>Just another day aboard the Starship Voyeur
>"Little Ensign, I am of getting idea now!" says the Superior Siberian High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger Girl, Lt. Anya
>"We turn off artificial gravity and Anya counts to ten. Then Little Ensign is free game"
Is this abuse of authority or not?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:42:59 No.13329413 File: 80 KB, 434x278, vintage monster girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] m-muh bait

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:43:39 No.13329418 >>13329398 Don't ask scary questions if you're not ready for the answers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:43:55 No.13329419 >>13329413 >golddigger Mermaid She's like a reverse Mero.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:45:00 No.13329421 >>13329413 I chuckled.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:45:15 No.13329422 >Some random cunts come and shit up a thread doing pretty well >It starts raining How do I make it so that cosmic sympathy makes my waifu real?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:45:31 No.13329424 >>13329419 >Reverse Mero >Doesn't actually love you at all, and most certainly wouldn't ever die for you Yeah, sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:46:06 No.13329425 >>13329422 You kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:46:54 No.13329427 >>13329422 Even if your waifu became real, she'd sound like your least favorite voice actress.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:48:23 No.13329430 >>13329422 It's a beautiful day, now watch some asshole fuck it up.jpg

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:48:30 No.13329431
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>expecting everything to be handled to you on a silver plate

If MGs existed you'd actually have to look for your dream girl instead of expecting her to come through your window while sleeping (which is a good thing).

It's like you don't know the satisfaction of a well-deserved reward product of your own choices and the success of your own effort.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:49:22 No.13329433 >>13329431 But the works of man are empty and fruitless. Love strikes like a hurricane.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:50:40 No.13329438 >>13329433 Like the singer of the Scorpions? >But the works of man are empty and fruitless. As the old saying goes, "shup up".

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:50:43 No.13329440 >>13329431 I will become the hero, Anon-senpai! Thanks for the motivation.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:51:23 No.13329442

>>13329427
Don't have any but

>women with annoying voices

Either Kristen Schall or this dog sounding bitch from college.

Eh, I'm sure I could find her squeals cute. If not, that's why God invented noise cancelling headphones.

Give me a hard one next.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:51:30 No.13329443 http://otakomu.jp/archives/248611.html ミーア：雨宮天 (Amamiya Sora) パピ：小澤亜李 (Ozawa Ari) セントレア：相川奈都姫 (Natsuki Aikawa)

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:51:32 No.13329444

>>13329424
>Implying she' die for you
She'd have you die for her so she can live on in her suffering boner. She can't fulfil her fetish if she's dead anon

>>13329427
I don't really have a VA I disliketho

>>13329425
nou

>>13329431
>Expecting your human boy to do everything
Go away 3DPD

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:52:16 No.13329446 >>13329412 mfw im working in the hangar and im now 20ft up when she turns it back on.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:53:17 No.13329448 >>13329444 >Go away 3DPD I love this meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:53:41 No.13329450 >>13329427 Jokes on you, anon. I'm deaf! ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:54:14 No.13329454 File: 33 KB, 198x200, 1429170854824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329443 I was about to ask what this was and how it was relevant. Then I read the katakana.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:54:55 No.13329456 >>13329431 >If MGs existed you'd actually have to look for your dream girl But anon, that's what I plan to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:55:02 No.13329457 >>13329431 >muh waifu earning Not this shit again. Go grovel at some glacies' fe- spike things.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:55:18 No.13329458 >>13329454 The what?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:55:20 No.13329459 >>13329443 What have they done before?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:55:25 No.13329461 >>13329444 Let me guess, you want to be a stay-at-home husband or something depressing like that? >>13329443 God damn it I really didn't want an EMG anime, mostly because it's gonna divert attention from the manga.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:56:26 No.13329463 >>13329457 >>muh waifu earning >waifu There's your problem. Your waifu will never be real, faggot. >>13329457 >Go grovel at some glacies' fe- spike things. The fuck is this supposed to mean

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:57:37 No.13329465 >>13329443 >Akame is Miia >Legris is Papi >Petra is Cerea Interesting. Quite interesting indeed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:57:39 No.13329466 File: 433 KB, 640x480, 1143.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My wife ≠ Mai waifu My wife → You are married to her Mai waifu → You will never get married to her

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:58:07 No.13329468 >>13329431 >implying I would give a single fuck if monster girls became real. Once the "holy shit this is the greatest discovery in all of mankind" shit passes in like a couple of days I'd lose all interest and continue on with my life.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:58:39 No.13329469

>>13329443
>>13329459
>Miia voiced by AKAME ga Kill
>Papi voiced by Chiyo Sakura from Nozaki-kun
>Cerea voiced by Attack on Titan's Petra Ral? Who's this bitch?

Still, I've seen Nozaki-kun recently, and I can go for it.
Shame that Marina Inoue's not voicing Cerea, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:58:39 No.13329470 >>13329466 I prefer >Mai waifu -> You desire to get married to her You will never is just inferred.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:58:40 No.13329471 >>13329466 This looks almost as annoying as a bagpipe girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:58:57 No.13329472 >>13329468 >forever alone >sour grapes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 03:59:54 No.13329475 >>13329469 >Petra Ral? Who's this bitch? She was Levi's subordinate. Got kicked into a tree and snapped in half by Titan Annie.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:00:23 No.13329476 >>13329471 >bagpipe girl Sounds kinda badass.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:01:10 No.13329480 >>13329475 So she's unimportant cannon fodder, pretty much? This is why I don't watch Attack on Titan. People die at the drop of a hat.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:01:31 No.13329481 >>13329476 You have never heard a bagpipe once in your life.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:02:59 No.13329484 >>13329480 No no... She was "vaguely kinda important for a while but then died to teach the protag an important lesson about judgement calls" cannon fodder.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:04:15 No.13329487

>>13329463
See, no one fucking cares what you think. At the end of the day, we're here for entertainment, whether that be through waifuism or some other means, doesn't matter. Then there's you, coming in here an basically telling poeple to stop having fun. Well, no, fuck your stomping into here and telling us how to lead our lives.

Savor this reply, because it's all you're getting from me.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:05:50 No.13329490

>>13329461
>He wouldn't be an ever-present pillar of stability for his waifu, always there, always able to accept her in his arms and calm her down relax her

I mean if we weren't financially well off, I'd shoulder her burdens and work for my upkeep but if we're really well off, there's no chance in hell I'm leaving my waifu to lonely late night microwaved dinners as I work my ass off into the late hours of the night. I'll stand around in a naked fukin apron if I have to and make damn sure she's getting a bath, dinner and me. I mean assuming she even has to work.

Ideal scenario we'd have investments or something, and be so loaded neither or us would have to work, and if we did, we'd work from home and we'd be free to relax, flirt and fuck all hours of the day.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:06:10 No.13329491 >>13329487 Are you rectum ravaged? butt blasted? sphincter savaged?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:07:04 No.13329494 >>13329431 I can agree with this sentiment. I'd finally renew my passport and trek all across Egypt.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:07:25 No.13329496

>>13329431

Except with monster girls the gender dynamics are usually reversed.

As in it's the monsters are the ones that are chasing the men, that makes things a lot easier.

Either way I'd be willing to make the effort. After all there would actually be an award for the effort. Unlike when chasing 3DPD.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:08:46 No.13329499 File: 80 KB, 374x520, Peek a boo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329494 >ISIL fighters fire uselessly at the approaching Monster >"Derka derka Muhammad Jihad!" >"Hi Muhammad Jihad, I'm Daisy!"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:11:29 No.13329503 >>13329499 I want to give you a homemade nose piercing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:11:52 No.13329504 >>13329503 I'm confused now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:12:04 No.13329505 >>13329487 Haha ok buddy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:12:25 No.13329507 File: 2.78 MB, 2480x3507, 581a367378ff59ba65bbfca7d19b9375cc6d52b7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Still the best girl there is.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:12:47 No.13329508 >>13329504 His post was so bad I want to physically assault him.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:12:57 No.13329509 >>13329503 What?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:13:13 No.13329510 >>13329499 Do you think if Monster Girls became a thing worldwide, wars would end? I know one thing: it would be Amuro Ray's wet dream.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:13:34 No.13329511 >>13329507 >Liking meme waifus

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:14:04 No.13329512

>>13329496
>Except with monster girls the gender dynamics are usually reversed.
>As in it's the monsters are the ones that are chasing the men, that makes things a lot easier.
BUNCHA BETAS THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL ARE

Actually I just don't like laziness, especially when it comes to relationships ;_;

>>13329510
That's fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:14:26 No.13329513 >>13329507 >>13329507 >crazy trolling catgirl Nah,

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:14:47 No.13329514 >>13329510 Oh holy shit go kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:14:48 No.13329515 >>13329508 What's bad about it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:15:07 No.13329516 >>13329490 didn't even bother reading past the greentext

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:15:12 No.13329517 >>13329446 See, this is why it's better to work down in the engine room. Smaller spaces, tighter corridors, less trouble in case of random bullshit like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:15:27 No.13329519 >>13329510 Who?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:15:37 No.13329520 >>13329512 If it's beta to want to be swept off of my feet and princess carried by a dragon I don't want to be alpha.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:15:59 No.13329521 >>13329512 What's stupid about it, the wars ending thing, or the part about Amuro? Because Amuro would totally get a boner from hearing about the end of all wars. Every Gundam protag would. Everyone knows wars will never change anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:16:13 No.13329522 >>13329515 Everything, literally everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:16:21 No.13329523 >>13329519 The MC of the original Gundam series, a guy who shot down a plane that he saw deliver humanitarian aid to civilians.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:16:47 No.13329524 >>13329520 HA! GAY!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:17:10 No.13329526 >>13329522 Explain in more detail.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:17:28 No.13329528 >>13329517 i just got back from a flight patrol. just went to hop out of the cockpit and i didnt come back down

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:17:29 No.13329529 >>13329522 Would you care to elaborate on the nature of this "badness"? You're not a Muslim apologist, are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:17:47 No.13329531 >>13329523 Sounds like my kind of leader.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:18:06 No.13329533 >>13329521 Except Flit. >>13329528 Well, sucks to be you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:18:22 No.13329535 >>13329516 and?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:18:33 No.13329536 >>13329523 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:18:33 No.13329537 >>13329531 He wasn't a leader though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:18:44 No.13329538 >>13329524 If it's gay to want to want a beautiful strong dragon girl to take me to her cave and make me her husband then I don't want to be straight.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:18:57 No.13329540 >>13329521 The wars Cheesy gay bullshit and glorified monster girls make me throw up >>13329520 If you didn't use the term "princess carrying" I wouldn't call you a beta but you did so That's gay as fuck, nigga

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:19:37 No.13329541 >>13329526 No. >>13329529 It just put a bad taste in my mouth, I'd rather mudslimes get shot than see a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:19:43 No.13329542 >>13329536 Because he's a dick. In another scene he sneaked into a refugee camp, pretended to be a patient and then shot the guards from the bed. He was the hero the Federation deserved.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:20:04 No.13329544 >>13329537 He was by Char's Counterattack.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:20:34 No.13329547 >>13329538 You know why.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:20:43 No.13329548 >>13329544 But that was years and years later. Back then he was just a child soldier.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:21:18 No.13329550

>>13329540
No, no, I'm not saying monstergirls would be all,
>Nuu, stahp fighting, guise!
I'm saying they'd probably just snag up every man they can, including the soldiers in their camps, and just haul them off to a cave in the middle of nowhere.

Still, the odds of even that scenario are unlikely, I know.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:22:09 No.13329553 >>13329550 GOD DAMN SON THAT'S EVEN WORSE Also fucking captcha showing me delicious food

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:22:59 No.13329555 >>13329553 I know. I'm digging a grave here, I know.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:23:54 No.13329558

>>13329512
>BUNCHA BETAS THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL ARE
>He gets led around by the nose by pussy
kek

It's funny to think how much would change when human cunts find competition in monstergirls. They'd have to actually work to make themselves better people in competition with monstergirls who don't function on a
>Your goal is my pussy. Now jump through hoops for me
mentality.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:23:57 No.13329559 >>13329547 No, I don't.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:25:10 No.13329563 File: 368 KB, 800x800, 1428996058225.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329513 >>13329511 Suit yourself fags I still love her

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:25:17 No.13329564 >>13329558 You sound like a sad, sad person.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:25:43 No.13329565 >>13329537 I don't mind. It always bothered me during talks of war, my Dad and a bunch of his buddies are Vietnam, korea, and other war vets they would talk about the "rules of war". If you're trying to destroy the other side, why be nice about it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:26:58 No.13329567 >>13329565 Because civilians don't deserve getting shat on thanks to wars they aren't even a part of.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:27:19 No.13329568 >>13329565 Because you're never trying to destroy the other side. That would make you a genocidal maniac.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:27:49 No.13329570 >>13329559 Dragons don't like boys who lie.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:28:20 No.13329572 >>13329568 God bless Flit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:28:32 No.13329574 >>13329570 Actually I know one who does.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:28:52 No.13329575 >not princess carrying each other AT THE SAME TIME Because fuck physics

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:29:11 No.13329576
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>>13329550
>they'd probably just snag up every man they can, including the soldiers in their camps, and just haul them off to a cave in the middle of nowhere.

There's always one left behind.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:29:39 No.13329578 >>13329574 Whom?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:29:42 No.13329579 >>13329507 >best No. They're still good though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:29:55 No.13329582 >>13329567 They're part of the opposing side, that makes them enemies. >>13329568 Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:30:01 No.13329584 >>13329578 Rhea.

>>	Fizzshire Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:30:53 No.13329586 >>13329563 Love you to

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:31:01 No.13329587 >>13329582 >Yes, and? Well it's just that modern countries don't usually engage in wars like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:31:06 No.13329588 >>13329574 You're lying again. You're making the dragon girls cry.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:31:37 No.13329589 >Walk into a Sabbath church >Step up to the podium during their weekly meeting while saying nothing >Clear my throat so I have their attention >"I AM an adult!!" as loud as I can What happens to me?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:32:02 No.13329590 >>13329588 I would never.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:32:30 No.13329591 >>13329589 You throw them on the ground.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:32:48 No.13329593 >>13329587 Shame.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:32:59 No.13329594 File: 218 KB, 600x450, 1403381101098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329589 No you're onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:33:07 No.13329595 >>13329589 A chorus of "I NEED AN ADULT" as they rush towards you? >>13329593 I think your edge just cut me a little.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:33:24 No.13329597 >>13329443 Well if /a/ is to be believed we're in for the QUALITY bat. So much for either EMG or JWWW being worthwhile. What a waste.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:33:50 No.13329598 >>13329591 I swear to god.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:34:08 No.13329599 >>13329589 You get onii-chaned to the ground then through it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:34:09 No.13329600 >>13329590 You did.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:34:15 No.13329601 >>13329564 Just now realizing how much of your life you've wasted following some one else's golden box, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:34:37 No.13329605 >>13329584 Pfft.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:34:42 No.13329606 >>13329600 Did not, and I'll prove it one day!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:35:25 No.13329609 >>13329598 I won't be part of your system.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:35:31 No.13329610 >>13329601 No, not really lmao. >>13329597 I never had any hopes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:35:42 No.13329611 >>13329605 What? You saying there's something funny about that?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:36:00 No.13329612 >>13329595 So? Not exterminating the other side and taking them in is why shit like 9/11 happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:36:16 No.13329613 >>13329594 >>13329595 >>13329599 All according to keikaku.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:36:30 No.13329614 >>13329610 >lmao >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:37:02 No.13329615 >>13329612 OH THE EDGE! THE EDGE OF IT ALL!

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:37:28 No.13329616
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God damn you sad, psychopathic, sociopathic, schizophrenic, misanthropist, misogynistic, misandristic, autistic, mentally retarded pedophiles.

I only come here because I know some aren't any of these. Love you, guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:38:00 No.13329618 >>13329575 Technically it's possible with lamias. I'm fairly certain...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:38:44 No.13329620 >>13329611 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:38:44 No.13329621 >>13329615 Praise me more sempai.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:38:45 No.13329622 >>13329614 Was your first time on the Internet last year?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:39:35 No.13329623 >>13329616 >>>/tumblr/ Go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:40:07 No.13329624 >>13329616 >Misandristic Okay, I get all the others. But misandristic? Misanthropic maybe, but I'm not sure there's anyone here who's ever shown an exclusive hatred towards men.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:40:54 No.13329626 >>13329620 What's funny about it? You saying it's a shit story with shit characters and a shit author?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:42:00 No.13329630 >>13329626 Alp, pls.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:42:03 No.13329631

>>13329626
No, I'm saying that it's funny you say she likes liars, when thus far you've not written anything actually displaying any attraction on her part. Thus it's entirely an informed attribute to which no one can ascribe any credit to but you.

In other words, get back to writing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:42:19 No.13329632 File: 27 KB, 400x760, 1425584155468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329623 Thanks for the great meme. I'm a meme connoisseur myself. >>13329624 Not as many as the others but yeah, there's been a few.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:43:16 No.13329634 >>13329616 >All these triggers CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE YOU TRANSPHOBIC PANOMISIAC

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:43:49 No.13329635 >>13329632 As you as much of a connoisseur as DSP is to fast food?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:44:49 No.13329638 >>13329634 Fuck, I knew I was missing some terms. I actually meant that post, but don't tell anyone, ok?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:45:00 No.13329639 >>13329631 >any attraction on her part Except for the happy marriage. And I've got better things to do today! I'm cereal!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:45:47 No.13329641 >>13329634 >PANOMISIAC You lost me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:46:26 No.13329642 >>13329639 >Happy Marriage Again, informed attribute. You've shown nothing of that even in the Valley of the Dragonette parts of the story, as she is "Away on a Raid" at the time the story plays out.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:46:38 No.13329643 YFW tumblr comes out with a dictionary for their made up shit. YFW the pages are blank because it's not our job to educate you , shitlord. I want off this ride.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:47:25 No.13329644 >>13329643 That's cool and all but how is this related to monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:48:32 No.13329647 >>13329641 Pan meaning all. Mis/miso/misia being greek for hate. You can see it in MISandry. A hate of men. I made it up just now. Pretty neat, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:48:37 No.13329648 >>13329642 Let's just drop this I'm not going to do any writing today.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:49:39 No.13329651 >>13329648 I was just teasing with "Get to work right now", I know you'll get to it when you get to it. Just saying, you're using things you haven't actually written yet as examples.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:50:28 No.13329654 >>13329651 Doesn't make it any less true though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:50:47 No.13329656 >>13329616 >>13329638 Are you one of the fags who are always shitposting about what they don't like

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:50:51 No.13329657 >>13329654 Maybe, but as is, it's only true to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:50:53 No.13329658 >>13329647 miso means hate huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:52:39 No.13329663 >>13329657 Shut up. Stop questioning my authority.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:54:30 No.13329665

>>13329663
My my, when did the Alp grow a spine like that?

Maybe if he wrote something other than the Dragon pouting while her friends fuck and cuddle her supposed Future-Husband, I might believe him!
Alright I'll quit teasing now, I should be getting to bed anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:54:48 No.13329666 >>13329656 Unless the post is very, very fucking dumb, not really. I don't like starting shit. Most posts make me die a little inside. This picture summarizes my overall reaction to these threads: http://i.imgur.com/TpFvQCU.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:55:27 No.13329670 >>13329644 It reminds us to love monstergirls.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:55:47 No.13329671

>>13329658
Misanthropy - dislike/hate of humankind
Misogyny- dislike/hate of women
Misandry - dislike/hate of women
Misarchy- dislike/hate of law (related to anarchy, without law)

"Mis" and its derivatives are the common root. common sense could have told you this, man.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:56:27 No.13329674

>>13329665
You're really pushing my buttons here, but luckily I'm in a super-duper good mood because there's a new Empress title coming, so I can just look down on your silly taunts.
Besides, next update to that story is due next month and when it comes out it will be more daughteru hi-jinks.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:57:22 No.13329676 /mgg/ Smut and Etymology

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:57:35 No.13329677 >>13329671 >Misandry - dislike/hate of women Whoops. Excuse the Freudian slip Misandry - dislike/hate of men***

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:58:57 No.13329681 >>13329674 >Half-Spoilered Stuffs Oooooooh, you dang Alpie!

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 04:59:06 No.13329682

>>13329642
>Happy Marriage
>Again, informed attribute.

That's not an informed attribute. He's alluding to it at best and even that is more of a conclusion the reader can draw for themselves rather than something spelled out directly in the narration or by one of the characters. The lack of character interactions neither disproves or confirms it.

It would be an informed attribute if we have actually seen them interacting in a way that makes it clear that their marriage is not happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:00:19 No.13329683 File: 285 KB, 702x917, Ohohoho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329681 Isn't it awful? Isn't it frustrating?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:00:50 No.13329684 >>13329682 Fair enough, but I'm tired and not exactly thinking foremost in terms of correct literary terms. The point is, that there's no actual content thus far displaying a happy marriage.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:01:57 No.13329685 >>13329683 Your stories are still complete shit. Did you throw out that shitty "take action!" bullshit yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:03:57 No.13329687 >>13329685 Hurt me more, Snake.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:04:16 No.13329688 Good night you potential supervillains. Please don't make little Jesus cry anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:04:57 No.13329689 >>13329688 Fuck that Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:05:02 No.13329690 >>13329688 Jesus is a grown man and he can fight his own battles.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:05:22 No.13329691 >>13329688 I've jerked off like five or so times in the past two and a half hours. Little Jesus is fucking bawling at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:06:31 No.13329692 >>13329691 Next time you fap, pretend you're using his holes. Not the holes he has naturally, but the ones he got from the Romans. All of them. That'll teach him.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:06:41 No.13329693 >>13329684 Completely true. All we have to go on in this case are some conjencture drawn from the characters' actions and Alp's word. And, well >word of an Alp

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:07:08 No.13329694 >>13329692 Gross.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:07:31 No.13329696 >>13329693 What's wrong anon? Have I not delivered everything I've promised?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:10:53 No.13329699

>>13329696
Well, given that this all started with the promise of "Cute Dragon Daughteru Antics", of which there's not been terribly much...and then that spun off into "How her parents met", which thus far has just been her father being used as a living sex toy that's "Cleaned" by her mother...no, not really.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:12:09 No.13329701

>"What the fuck do you mean you don't know who I am?!"
>"I didn't star in 'Vampire Hunter' and 'Cum, all ye Faithful' for some teenagers to tell me they don't know who I am!"
>"What kind of world are we living in where I have to send my only daughter to a school full of plebeians?!"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:12:31 No.13329702 >>13329699 Oh. Well. I'll try harder.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:13:21 No.13329703 >>13329702 Nice to hear.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:13:29 No.13329704 >>13329699 I don't know. The Valley of the Dragonette seems like cute dragon daughteru antics to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:14:17 No.13329705 >>13329704 >>13329703 No mixed signals please.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:14:38 No.13329706 >>13329704 Sure, there've been a couple moments, but honestly most of it seems more focused on building the setting, and setting up interest in things that'll be encountered in "Rhea and Willis".

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:18:18 No.13329708

>>13329706
I prefer it this way. Something to break up the interactions with Olivia. Otherwise her antics, like misusing words would get repetitive and boring fast and interacting with other characters gives opportunities for her to torment her father's heart in different ways.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:23:49 No.13329712 >>13329708 Maybe. But again, for something that began as being about a Cute Dragon Daughteru, more attention now seems to be paid on setting things up for the prequel.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:26:42 No.13329716 >>13329712 Blame Alp's poor habits with planing out stories. He seems prone to veering off, though in the case of Night Terrors I don't mind in the slightest.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:28:55 No.13329718 >>13329712 >>13329716 It's not like I already said the next update would be more Olivia or anything...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:30:53 No.13329722 >>13329718 I'm just hoping that it actually is more Olivia is all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:32:37 No.13329725 >>13329718 Hush. It's Alp bullying hour.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:33:15 No.13329726
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>>13329722
Of course it is. They're finally going into the actual valley after which the story is named. That is, next month. Now I'm done defending myself. Here, have a white snake.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:34:40 No.13329727 >>13329726 Where I'm sure you'll point out plenty more interesting things here and there, which we'll get to learn more about in whatever far-off-update they're encountered in "Rhea and Willis"...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:36:47 No.13329730 >>13325955 If I had an Ushi-Oni cooking me dinner I would eat it as slowly as I possibly could, constantly stopping to take a drink or to talk. Just teasing her until she finally couldn't take it anymore and breaks the floor with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:37:27 No.13329732 >>13329727 Bat lolis, tamed deer, strawberry-farming vikings. Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:37:35 No.13329733 File: 528 KB, 1280x810, tmp_7713-14291609755542006353467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope they come out with an official daki so I can sleep with it and my loen one at the same time

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:38:27 No.13329735 >>13329733 Snakepit challenge?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:40:11 No.13329743 >>13329730 You deserve to be loved by an Ushi-Oni without a seal, you teasing slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:41:19 No.13329744 >>13329735 My bed will just be a giant pile of miia dakis. I better get to finding good artists, I don't want no repeats

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:42:21 No.13329745 >>13329744 >Anon in a pile of Miia dakis >laughs maniacally while rolling around on them I can see it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:43:23 No.13329746 >>13329743 Thats the dream

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:45:09 No.13329750 >>13329745 > just rolling I want enough to scrooge mcduck that shit and swim in my pool of snake cloaca

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:45:58 No.13329753 >>13329746 Ushi slut, please. Think of the consequences. Brusing, property damage, more daughterus that she can comfortably carry around on her spider abdomen.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:48:30 No.13329757 File: 938 KB, 400x289, Dance of strumpets and harlots.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329750 He's gone mad with Cloacafever!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 05:50:58 No.13329762 File: 222 KB, 740x866, tmp_7713-mia111300975291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13329757 It's a wonderful feeling anon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 06:33:39 No.13329841 >>13329745 >>13329744 Sleeping in a pile of dakis isn't that great. I've got 3 and it's already pretty cumbersome.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 06:41:39 No.13329859 >>13329757 >>13329762 To bad Miia is Second Best Maybe if she had a sword she could be tied

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 06:48:40 No.13329870 >>13329859 Swords are obsolete weapons for primitives.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 06:50:49 No.13329872

>>13329465
>>13329469
>Miia voiced by Akame
FUCK ME
FUCKING FUCK
FUCKING CUNT FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCKING PISS SHIT PENIS WANKER FUCK FUCKING
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FFFFFFFUCK FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
JUST FUCKING BURN THE STUDIO DOWN
BURN IT ALL, JUST END IT BEFORE IT EVEN BEGINS
FUCK EVERYTHING, I DON'T CARE IF THE ANIMATION IS SWORD OF THE STRANGER TIER, THIS SHIT IS RUINED.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 06:51:15 No.13329874 >>13329870 Not in the Fire Emblem universe, they're not. I do wish monster girls were a thing in Fire Emblem. Centaur Great Knights...Lamia Halberdiers...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 06:52:15 No.13329877 >>13329872 Listen, I haven't seen Akame ga Kill, but I'm pretty sure Miia's voice being Akame isn't a problem. I mean, at least Miia isn't actually Akame.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 06:53:08 No.13329879 >>13329872 I don't see the problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 06:53:16 No.13329880 >>13329872 Woah

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 06:55:36 No.13329884 File: 346 KB, 1000x1000, 1405553403662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I saw the shit that happened during Berserk's Great Eclipse. Now I'm feeling spooky. Tell me about cute monster girl doing cute things.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:01:23 No.13329902

>>13329877
>I haven't seen Akame ga Kill
THEN YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!
Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING about this series is godawful. The worst shit I have ever seen. It feels like a teenager actually managed to get his edgy gore porn manga published.
There is less than zero depth to this series, it has anti-depth. Where anytime a character has any sort of characterization? They die. No joke. Every SINGLE time we learn the backstory of a character, they are killed off.
They even introduced two characters JUST to kill them off right after they are introduced.
Don't even get me started on the absolute toxic Akame fanbase on /a/. Who lap this shit up and defend it to shit, despite EVERYONE knowing this trash is actually dumber than SAO and has a character who has less character than Sasuke Uchiha, but because 'MUH BETANESS' she's the best thing since the invention of fire

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:02:59 No.13329906 >>13329902 So what's your problem with the voice actor? You realize she doesn't write the lines she says right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:03:55 No.13329908 >>13329902 Um...But all that aside...what's Akame sound like?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:04:34 No.13329909

>>13328712
>It is purported that originally these monsters were created as guard dogs by a certain god of the underworld, but it was impossible even for the gods to tame them. If there were a man who could make them submit, that person's ability as a trainer would surpass even that of a god.
Considering how a fucking succubus slapped the overgod's shit in this setting, the untamability isn't nearly as absolute as some people think.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:05:26 No.13329912 >>13329906 It's still the POISON of that series just being NEAR it that will just bring it down. I don't want the anime to succeed on the basis that everyone involved with Akame Ga Kill should be homeless bums.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:07:21 No.13329917 >>13329908 I DON'T KNOW I didn't watch the anime, because the manga already pissed me off to the day I die.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:09:27 No.13329920 >>13329902 >>13329906 >>13329908 I liked Esdese.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:10:01 No.13329923 >>13329884 >You will never be brought to another plane of existence to be raped by several blue/red/purple/dark-skinned monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:10:41 No.13329927 >>13329912 >>13329917 So your reasoning is that since the manga for Akame ga Kill was bad and because the anime, which you didn't even watch, shares one VA with EMG then EMG will be shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:11:11 No.13329928 >>13329884 Cute things...like eating? Slug girls, succubi, liches, moth girls, and gazers. Having a nice meal with a band of men.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:14:30 No.13329939 >>13329884 Drugged daughterus acting dopey coming off anesthetic post minor surgical event.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:14:39 No.13329940

>>13329920
Well Good for you, you like a character whose actually makes Sasuke Uchiha look well written by comparison.
>>13329927
Oh it was going to be bad regardless because the other VAs are still literal Whos, the studio is literal who and they're supposedly going to end the (I assume) 1 cour season on Suu's introduction, which was like chapter 8-9. Now it's even worse because it has association with the worst series ever produced by human hands. Hell I even wonder if a human made this and it's not some 8th sin created by Satan

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:15:58 No.13329944 >>13329920 Esdese would be the perfect waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:16:25 No.13329946 >People paying attention to the sperg lord using all-caps all over the place Right, well, if anybody wants to hear Cerea's voice, here you go. https://youtu.be/qtA0mnd-p4U?t=5m50s Please note, blonde chick speaking at and around 5m 50s.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:18:39 No.13329949

>>13329940
Something tells me you just want the series to be bad, It's not you've seen it already. This reminds me of the shitposting that goes on at /a/ over anything that will be remotely popular. Run it into the ground for months on end before the show even starts so that it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy that it will be bad.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:21:04 No.13329954

>>13329946
>Watch an entire episode for a voice clip
and you call ME a sperglord?
Not to mention my reaction is justified. Akame Ga kill is the actual worst series of all time.
Okaydo is a Nobel Peace Prize For Literature winner compared to AgK's 'writer'

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:23:27 No.13329965
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>>13329939
>Your mother carries your daughter into the house, putting her in bed so the doesn't hurt herself trying to get her own self in bed
>As she's tucked in, you ask her what she wants for dinner, since he was such a brave girl to endure getting her wisdom teeth taken out
>You tell her you're going to keep an eye on her for the next few days to make sure her teeth don't hurt, and that she'll have to take medicine to keep the pain away for a while
>You stop talking once you notice her just staring at you
>Looking at you with a completely dopey-ass smile
>You ask her what the smile is about, only for her to answer
>"Your eyebrows are goofy."
>Then continues to stare at you with a face that only reminds one of Osaka
>Until you leave to prepare dinner for your doped-up daughteru

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:23:40 No.13329966

>>13329954
>Entire episode
I told you the exact time to skip to. So yes, the fact you're incapable of reading or pressing a button continues to prove what a sperg you are.

And really? Worst series of all time? Are you seriously only two years old? Get off the internet kid, there are a lot worse things out there than your baby's first edgy anime.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:24:49 No.13329968 >>13329965 >Wisdom Teeth Out Eugh. The swelling...not to mention all the blood on day one.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:25:06 No.13329970

>>13329949
I WANTED the anime to be good. I honest to god did.
But as more and more information came out my expectations lowered more and more.
Now we got literal whos for our main trio, a studio I doubt most people here has heard of, and from what I've heard there's going to be filler.
I'm sorry, but the deck is stacked against this anime. Hell I WANT EMG to be popular, but after the bastardization of Nanatsu No Taizai I am put off on anime adaptations

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:26:22 No.13329972 >>13329968 Oh yeah. I forgot. Her mouth would be so filled with gauze cloth, she wouldn't even be able to talk. Just look at you like she just drank a whole can of Mellow Yellow with extra mellow.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:27:03 No.13329973 Good lord the anime isn't even out yet and we've already reached this level of retardation. I know it's just one guy right now, but christ, this is an awful sign. We're doomed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:27:09 No.13329974 >>13329920 >Wanting crazy Akame a best

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:27:32 No.13329975 >>13329970 On a scale of 1-10 how negative of a person are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:27:59 No.13329978 >>13329974 Crazy is best though

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:28:03 No.13329979 >>13329972 My goodness is that ever precious.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:28:12 No.13329981 >>13329973 Try going on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:31:15 No.13329988 >>13329968 Ahh the good ol eggs for breakfast lunch and dinner for 2 days because fuck soup. Then steak on the third out of defiance.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:33:46 No.13329997 >>13329975 4 I told you, I WAS looking forward to it. Then Asuna faced Miia happened. Now we have literal whos all across the board as the staff. There is no talent involved with this adaptation.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:35:56 No.13330002 >>13329988 >Not serving your princess a bowl of clam chowder You, sir, are a heathen, and do not deserve a daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:36:58 No.13330005 >>13330002 wow, rude.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:37:31 No.13330006 >>13329997 I would have put you at least a 7. Unknowns are just that unknowns. This could be a mediocre series or a surprisingly good show. I just don't get why you assume it's going to be bad with unknown talent.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:39:06 No.13330010 File: 165 KB, 1000x1000, 1413947374968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330005 It was slightly rude, yes. Forgive me. It's late, and I'm hungry for clams, I stepped out of line.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:41:06 No.13330015 >>13330006 I know, right? If I were the kind of person to go, >"I don't know what it is, so it sucks." I'd sure have some opinions about Metal Gear Solid...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:41:54 No.13330019 >>13329997 She doesn't look bad in >>13329733

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:49:53 No.13330036

>>13330006
Can you really blame me after that lifeless void that was JWWW's preview images?
Between that, the god awful Nanatsu No Taizai adaptation, the One Punch Man adaptation looking not so hot itself, I am losing more and more interest in anime adaptations.
ESPECIALLY if the 1 Cour Suu end is true, meaning we're going to get filler.
>>13330019
Still looks a little Asunaface, not as much though

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:52:00 No.13330044 File: 357 KB, 498x891, Sippy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330010 It's okay, but now I have a fierce craving for fried clams. And you're to blame.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:52:49 No.13330046 >>13330036 Why do you think the anime is going to end on chapter 8 of the manga?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:54:40 No.13330055 >>13330036 >The anime not introducing best girl Pfft. Unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:54:57 No.13330056 >>13330036 That was doomed to look average. The redraw is too high of quality to animate constantly. I still think they should have stuck completely to one's style to save budget, then break out the redraws quality in key moments

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:55:56 No.13330058

>>13330046
That's just what I'm hearing. Besides, we haven't seen any previews of Suu, MON or Rachnee, and the series comes out in like 3 months, so it's possible they're ending at Suu or shortly after.
Then again we haven't see a PV image of the main character, so who god damn knows

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:57:27 No.13330063 >>13330044 "You said we were having steamed clams?" "No, steamed hams, old family recipe"

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 07:58:05 No.13330066

>>13330046
Some person read a forum post in nipland saying it would end before suu.

And other people have been spreading that shit around everywhere.

Part of me wouldn't mind because we would get a lot of Miia content.
But I do like the other girls, and making filler for a series that is nothing but filler would be retarded

Unless they just don't want to pay more VAs

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:00:16 No.13330070 >>13330066 I thought VAs worked for peanuts. That's why the have to make a career in singing or radio or something to survive.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:03:25 No.13330078 >>13330070 Doesn't everyone in the industry work for penuts though? Maybe they only had enough penuts for three girls

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:05:10 No.13330080 >>13330078 That's a valid answer. I wonder who will VA Ms. Smith.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:11:34 No.13330097 >>13330070 >>13330078 Uh no. VAs are actually paid more than the Directors, Producers and Animators combined. Didn't you see the chart on /a/?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:13:26 No.13330102 >>13330097 I don't go to /a/ anymore unless it's EMG or JWWW related. Yadda yadda cancer yadda yadda.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:16:55 No.13330107 >>13330097 So my point still stands then? Not enough VA money?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:16:56 No.13330108 >>13330080 Well Jaden Smith is transgendered now so maybe she can do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:18:21 No.13330113 File: 362 KB, 640x469, animepaychart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330102 It opened my eyes as to why adaptations are so bad

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:21:09 No.13330121 >>13330113 > College student Do... do college students actually perform some sort of function in anime production, or is that datapoint just there for means of comparison?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:22:43 No.13330123 >>13330121 Pretty sure is a means of comparison

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:22:57 No.13330126 >>13330113 Interesting. The graph is wrong with its points on a line, but if the information at the bottom is correct then this changes my notions of what a VA is supposed to make.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:24:12 No.13330129 >>13330126 Never mind it's right. I just don't know how to read.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:32:12 No.13330142
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>>13330126
Putting on my "At night he discusses monster porn but by day he's a mild mannered statistician" hat, you're right; a line graph is only really appropriate when both axes display continuum data, whereas here the abcissa represents discrete categories so it should really have been presented as a bar chart.

Mai tanuki waifu does OD on me if I collate payroll data improperly, sorry

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:33:17 No.13330143 File: 251 KB, 966x719, I wanna bee a loli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing nerds?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:36:22 No.13330148 File: 42 KB, 462x750, 1400543495830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330143 Lounging about NEET-ishly, wondering what species of grill I should put in my latest writefaggotry and procrastinating my way around making an actual decision

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:36:37 No.13330150 >Just had dream about Tanuki MILF Holy shit now that was amazing. I like Tanukis now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:41:18 No.13330154 >>13330143 at work, browsing /mgt/ on my phone

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:47:21 No.13330164 >>13330142 Stop, you're hurting Wurm's head

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 08:52:48 No.13330172 >>13330142 >Most monsters get off on their husbands talking dirty during sex >Tanukis get off to their husbands talking about business and finance at work

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:00:51 No.13330186 >>13330148 Do something exotic like a Nureonago

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:05:59 No.13330193 >>13330148 Troll

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:09:23 No.13330196

>>13330172
> "Aah~, yeah, that's it, show me the profit projections you little slut ~"
"Err... well, as you see from this chart, profit projections for the second quarter are bolstered by expected returns from the flotation of the Zipangu franchises..."
> "OooOooh~, so BIG! Is that all for me?"
"Uhh... well, you have a 100% stake in the company, so you can take how ever much of it you want..."
> "Aaaaa... I want it all! Give it to me hard and fast!"
"O-okay, b-but... last time you said you were going to diversify some of the funds into the children's clothing market?"
> "You want to dress me up as a naughty schoolgirl? Oh, husband, you're so ~lewd~ <3"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:18:13 No.13330217 >>13330196 They're just talking about two different things there thogh

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:22:21 No.13330227
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Behold. This is capitalist cat. Notice how weak and useless is. Fattened and growth made to retard through lifestyle of American-inspired indulgence and hedonism, mind made to rot by cheap western cinema manufactured by pig-like bourgeois.

Is of disgust to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:23:20 No.13330231 >>13330227 I want to dick the cat, comrade.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:24:12 No.13330232 >>13330227 Ivan pls, go back to ejecting beer can size shells from glorious rifle of Mosin.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:25:22 No.13330236
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>>13330227

Now this? This is real SOVIET CAT, da? Is better.

Is strong and mighty like three oxen made to be tied together. She run on 100-proof vodka and stroganoff. Hobbies of including wrestling wild bear and lifting things in repetition.

She has good thing to show you, comrade. Is called 'ab job'. Is nice, you will like.

Do not be of stare at face too much, comrade. It embarrass her, she will maul.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:26:22 No.13330238 >>13330236 >Not using the Siberian recolor

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:36:27 No.13330257

>>13330236
Da, comrade. I am of noticings her fine fur of coat. It will keep you warm, like ten fires of Chernobyl. Is good for wilderness. Pussy juices so hot they melt snow, not like feeble capitalist cat, who will freeze in winter. Or perhaps not. American pigs so fat perhaps the blubber will keep her warm, da? But is useless. Cannot be wrapping arms around.

This cat is of tens of tens. Would fuck, da? And raise glorious communist family of fluffy siberian Jinko.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:39:23 No.13330262 >yandere crow tengu

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:41:05 No.13330266 File: 62 KB, 529x779, tmp_4459-1427738140325-254217432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit I want to fuck a snake

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:45:44 No.13330276 File: 100 KB, 1200x1200, 1409544732616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330266 Will you take responsibility for the consequences of your actions?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:47:02 No.13330280 >>13330266 Biting + Scratching + Coiled up I'm so hard right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:48:35 No.13330286 File: 37 KB, 500x640, e1yGUilW9Gw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh wow, that's some serious shitstorm you've got there m8s. And they say nightshifts are calm.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:49:08 No.13330287 File: 353 KB, 600x600, tmp_4459-14047636686341014413425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330276 Holy shit I want raise and love a snake daughteru

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:50:08 No.13330290 >>13330286 >Shitstorm All we did was talk about the EMG anime

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:52:01 No.13330293 >>13330290 Talking about the one 'how would you meet your waifu' question caused.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:53:21 No.13330297 File: 426 KB, 480x640, 1306121105025.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330290 I think he was being ironic. Then again I live in a non-Murrican timezone so I don't even know when the night shift starts

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 09:58:41 No.13330312 >>13330293 Yeah. Just woke up and skimmed the thread, myself. A shame people can't take it easy. Although the side that was trying to start shit for no reason at all is a little more pathetic than the other.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:00:47 No.13330317 >>13330297 I say the night time feel the site gets in general starts about 9 hours ago. About midnight for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:07:05 No.13330328 File: 21 KB, 447x358, 45f0b622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You'll never romance some throwaway monster/villain of the week and comfort her after her inevitable defeat by the bully heroes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:08:56 No.13330332 >>13330328 >Not helping her to defeat the heroes Shit husbando

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:10:05 No.13330335 >>13330328 Hey. Guys. Hey. Tentai Senshi Sunred but with female monsters from a magical girl series instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:23:55 No.13330355 File: 281 KB, 1200x1703, 001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Brown tribal lizardgirl

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:27:35 No.13330361 >>13330063 SKINNER!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:27:58 No.13330363 1,610 posts? Really? Why is the post limit in /jp/ so huge? I try to browse this Monster Girl threads in my phone and it just crashes it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:28:41 No.13330365 >>13330363 >1,610 posts? Really? >He thinks this is huge

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:31:43 No.13330369 >>13330355 Dayum girl, whacha doin' with all dat junk in yo trunk?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:32:14 No.13330370
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>>13330143
Beat the last Temple of Majora's Mask and prepped everything for my Night Shift breaks to beat the rest of the game.

6 Pink fairies...more than enough to kill anything that moves.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:33:32 No.13330371 >>13330363 >Being this much of a newfag Record is 4800 Just 2 threads ago was 4100

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:35:21 No.13330373 File: 310 KB, 555x822, 1395126694882.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330236 >This is real SOVIET CAT There's only one SOVIET CAT for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:39:30 No.13330378 >>13330373 Was Frosted Grapes a ruskie?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:40:31 No.13330381 >>13330378 >Grapes No. Silly me. Rapes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:41:42 No.13330382 >>13330378 Are you going to tell her she's not?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:44:19 No.13330389
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>>13330382
Why would I? I don't know. I'd ask her if she was there to be questioned. She strikes me as the type who is flattered easily if someone shows an interest in her.
Especially if they go for the paws.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:45:39 No.13330392 >>13330389 >Everyone says she dead. >Raws that prove it nowhere to be seen. >Will never get translated. Suffering.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:47:05 No.13330394 >>13330392 >Will never get translated >He doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:47:06 No.13330395 >>13330392 When do people die? Is it when they are shot? Stabbed? When they consume a fatal poison? NO! People only die when they are forgotten.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:50:08 No.13330399 >>13330394 W-What are you talking about? What do you know what I don't?!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:51:11 No.13330400 >>13330143 Playing the first Fallout.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:51:26 No.13330401 >>13330399 A new group picked it up. Chapter 4 was translated recently.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:51:29 No.13330402 >>13330395 People should die when they are killed, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:53:29 No.13330405 >>13330402 I'll take Dr. Hiruluk's fatherly wisdom over Tohsaka's anus.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:53:49 No.13330406 >>13330389 Hnnnnnnnnnn- >multiple breasts NO.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:54:31 No.13330409 >>13330406 More tits for me, and I'm an assman.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 10:57:49 No.13330416 >>13330389 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyvfFOeM7nI

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:00:51 No.13330422 >>13330113 Weren't VAs in the 80s/90s shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:02:26 No.13330427 >>13330422 Yeah this chart is outdated. There aren't any VA's any more they're all vocaloids.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:15:36 No.13330442 >>13330236 >She has good thing to show you, comrade. Is called 'ab job'. Is nice, you will like. Reminds me of that doujin with the artist guy and a ditsy Russian call girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:16:32 No.13330443 >>13328842 I don't have only one favorite, and some of them already are monstergirls. If I just choose a random one from my favorites >Tsugumi Seishiro Clearly a Dhampir

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:19:47 No.13330452
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>>13330142
My brother though I have butted heads with you in the past when you try to apply soft science statistical norms to hard science statistical ways. I know that's ironic when statistics started in biology but we both know what what fields get the most statistical toolkit focus now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:20:12 No.13330453 >>13330442 >I NOT SO GOOD AT JAPANESE >WE PLAY HERE; да? That one was cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:27:42 No.13330463 File: 435 KB, 1000x2000, 1411766080085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330236 >TFW Slav Jinkos are maximum HARASHO, TOVARISH tier Why are they so great?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:29:12 No.13330465 >>13330463 Because they all have a little bit of Dersu Uzala's soul in them when they are born. Him very good fellow.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:30:35 No.13330469 >>13330442 It sounds vague familiar but what doujin exactly?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:32:56 No.13330471 >>13330469 Here, 'read' to your heart's content: http://exhentai.org/g/418510/c6c70bad1b/

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:35:28 No.13330474

>>13330471

Yes. This is exactly why I have an abjob fetish when it comes to Minotaurs. That and RIP AND TEAR mushroom fueled irrumatio until her hips are buckling and that slit of hers is just begging to have the seed of Man sown into it

I POWDERED MY COCKATIEL FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:41:43 No.13330485 >Still no mini wurm that likes to ride on my shoulder while wrapped around my arm I don't think even VR can fix this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:44:21 No.13330488 Reminder to keep your Barometz locked away from the eyes of a Wurm. Wurms have been known to mistake them for Jello and devour their husband jelly.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:45:56 No.13330491 >>13330474 My melanin enriched comrade! Finally someone who appreciates minotaurs in all the right ways.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:46:32 No.13330493 >>13330474 Meh

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:49:02 No.13330499 >>13330488 God why are Wurm's so terrible. They are like freaking Worms.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:49:03 No.13330500 File: 1.09 MB, 850x1062, 01c08068861ca16a68c1856.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My waifu is so Dense... every single thought of hers has so many things going on!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:50:44 No.13330507 File: 1.13 MB, 848x850, cockatrice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Heh. ...'Cock'...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:52:31 No.13330510 >>13330499 Bot that's wrong, Wurms are great.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:52:54 No.13330512 File: 128 KB, 469x500, Cockatrice_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330507 There's a MGE entry for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:54:20 No.13330515 >>13330512 She could use a profile picture update.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:55:13 No.13330520 >>13330515 A lot of girls could use one.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:56:03 No.13330523 >>13330500 She's like poetry, sorta that they rhyme. Every stanza kinda rhymes with the last one. Hopefully she'll work.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:56:33 No.13330525
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>>13330510
>Bot

Yeah, whatever you say Wurm.

Or maybe you're just a Wurm sympathizer in which case your posting clearly shows you belong with them.

You know, birds of a feather and all that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:57:21 No.13330528 File: 452 KB, 541x586, Basilisk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330507 Dominant Basilisk > shy Cockatrice

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:58:46 No.13330533 >>13330507 What the fuck are Cockatrice even known for again?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:59:28 No.13330535 >>13330533 turning things to stone

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 11:59:55 No.13330537 >>13330533 They were in a My Little Pony episode.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:01:39 No.13330539 >>13330533 It's a dragon/rooster that can either kill or petrify people by looking at him.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:01:39 No.13330540 >>13330535 See that's why I fucking hate Basilisks and Cockatrices with a passion. One petrifies you, the other fucking kills you with eye contact. Goddamned make up your fucking mind, mythology.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:02:24 No.13330543 >>13330525 Source to that pic? Iqdb fails

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:02:46 No.13330545 I wish I could find out how warm Holstaurus milk with oats tasted.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:03:17 No.13330546 >>13330540 >make up your fucking mind What? >one creatures does one thing, another creatures does another thing >make up your fucking mind I'm confused. Make this make sense!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:03:26 No.13330547 >>13330533 There are basically the same thing as a basilisk, sometimes even used as synonyms like how wyrm is another name for a dragon. Harry Potter just made the basilisk into a giant snake for cool factor.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:03:38 No.13330548 File: 286 KB, 800x1131, that's a huge bitch4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's your size limit?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:05:42 No.13330552 >>13330548 Anything that would cause mobility issues in public. I want to spoil my girl with trips to theme parks and stuff, but not if she would have trouble getting around.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:05:55 No.13330553

>>13330546

It's because a Basilisk and a Cockatrice are literally born in very similar manners.

Cockatrice is from a rooster laying an egg lol monsterboy cockatrice

While a Basilisk is a chicken incubated egg of a snake or toad. They're both fucking chicken reptile creatures that have some kind of bullshit eye powers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:06:14 No.13330554 >Monster girl daughteru is finally learning how to walk >She trips and falls every 3 inches she gets towards you before making it, only to fall down again What is the status of your heart?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:06:26 No.13330555 >>13330548 4 feet is the floor. 8 feet is the comfortable ceiling. 10 feet is the absolute limit. Different rules apply for species with unorthodox bodies such as Lamias.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:06:45 No.13330556 File: 143 KB, 1594x700, 1409695566132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330548 I'd say anything bigger than what's on here is too big.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:07:37 No.13330558 >>13330554 Git gud

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:07:41 No.13330559 >>13330548 Until I can no longer satisfy her with a human size.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:07:46 No.13330560 >>13330553 But they're not the same creature. There's no conflict here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:08:07 No.13330561 File: 442 KB, 1000x1200, 580f94df9f6216e7bfbcc05e0184b1dd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330548 If I can't make her cum on my own it's not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:08:27 No.13330562 >>13330556 That mountain troll will never stop being lovely.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:09:11 No.13330564 >>13330548 What you posted in your pic is as big as I'll go. I'd imagine all the fun stuff that could be had if you dated a girl that size!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:09:58 No.13330567 >>13330562 I wonder what kind of stews she can cook. Trolls all love stew, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:09:59 No.13330568 File: 1.15 MB, 1457x2043, a fairy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330559 If she loves you then she'll be satisfied with you no matter what, anon. If she's that massive she can always just lick your whole body while masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:11:40 No.13330575 >>13330556 This only serves to remind me we will never have a proper /mgt/ DnD session. Then again after the trainwreck of the IRC one I find it might be for the better

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:13:37 No.13330578 >>13330568 Or use you as a dildo

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:13:55 No.13330579 >>13330575 >/mgt/ DnD session >not MAID

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:14:23 No.13330582 >>13330575 Where was that one youtube video someone did of Normalfags pretending to be Monster Girls in a Tabletop Simulator game?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:14:38 No.13330583 >>13330556 Ignoring sizes, Mountain Troll is the best. Regarding sizes, Mountain Troll is the best.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:17:50 No.13330587

>check Blogspot
>Niebel's Dragon updated
>AW YISS. finally after a year-long hiatus, this gonna be good
>knowing him, it's hardly a touchy fluffy happy end, but likely something in-between, lewd but generally neutral
>he also got called out on his pseudo-ntr/sub dragon blasphemy recently, so might have decided to recover it
>gotta cheer for the poor Ashy
>read the whole story
Alright. O-okay. I'm totally cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:21:03 No.13330597 >>13330587 It was awful and I'm sorry I read it. I wish I could turn back the clock and live in a time when that didn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:24:26 No.13330600 >>13330587 You've read it before the update, haven't you? Why are you suprised?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:26:11 No.13330604 File: 747 KB, 900x900, 40291160_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330507 Cockatrice girls need more love.

>>	Niebelfader Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:29:06 No.13330611 File: 368 KB, 597x846, 1404574946762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330587 I feel absolutely some remorse

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:30:15 No.13330612 File: 574 KB, 900x1519, Multiple_problems_one_solution.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Fairies will never be sold at your local department store.

>>	Niebelfader Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:32:01 No.13330617 >>13330612 If I have fuck it, do I recover all my hearts?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:32:18 No.13330618 File: 97 KB, 620x877, 1427739104760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330523 Her stupidity is the key to all this, if we get her stupid working, because she's a cuter character than we've had in any other of ther MGEs before

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:33:23 No.13330619 >>13330611 You... you're nothing but evil.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:33:27 No.13330620 >>13330617 >The last thing that Neibel remembers >He got drunk playing a game of Zelda...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:34:48 No.13330624 >>13330620 We need MGs and spooky stuff to be combined more often.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:39:23 No.13330629

>>13330597
I'm sorta with you, yeah.
Strangely enough, I just couldn't really think of it to end badly after reading the first part for some reason. The worst it seemed to be going to was just a harem and 'sharing~' all the way. Eh, my bad I guess.

>>13330600
See ^.

>>13330611
Yeah, sure m8, like every single of them. I actually applaud you, in a kinda sick, "What the fuck, man"-y way, and as to a newborn monster which from now on hides under little Anon's bed at night, haunting his dreams, but I do. You got me off guard with that one.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:41:45 No.13330633 >>13330618 I still want to know what that title actually is.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:43:13 No.13330637 >>13330633 Love can bloom. /tg/ fic between a 40k farseer and Vindicare assassin.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:43:32 No.13330639 >>13330633 Love can bloom?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:43:55 No.13330641 >>13330637 Ahh. Is it real?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:44:32 No.13330643 >>13330637 oh shit i was guessing

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:46:34 No.13330647 >>13330641 Yes, but the last chapter was forever lost to the depths of the internet.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:47:07 No.13330648 >>13330647 Then did love bloom on the battlefield or not?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:47:29 No.13330651 >>13330641 http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_Can_Bloom

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:49:12 No.13330656 >>13330648 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:49:27 No.13330659 >You will never be kidnapped by an elite officer on your enemy's side >You will never end up falling in love with her

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:49:48 No.13330660 File: 289 KB, 896x729, she owns your house.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What now, anon? Your previous contract is still valid, but she's moved the landlord's obvious directly across the hall from you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:49:49 No.13330661 File: 435 KB, 1023x858, 1421640042774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330651 I now look upon my own works and fall into despair at my own inadequacy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:51:17 No.13330666 >>13330661 T'is but life.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:51:38 No.13330667 >>13330666 Satan please go.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:51:53 No.13330668 >>13330660 What do you mean what now? I continue paying my bills and being a NEET. Not like she's changing my deal or anything, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:52:01 No.13330669 >>13330661 Yea, it set the bar pretty high An I feel you bro

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:52:53 No.13330672 >>13329968 >>13329988 Fuck everything about having your wisdom teeth taken out. I almost took a swing at my dentist.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:53:16 No.13330674 >>13330669 Wanna talk about it? I wanna talk about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:54:08 No.13330677 >>13330660 So she holds the contact for my mortgage, not a lot changes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:54:45 No.13330678 File: 597 KB, 1252x805, fushimi2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330668 Man, you just can't read the signals, can ya?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:55:27 No.13330680
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>>13330661
The only way I can keep writefagging is basically not to read anyone else's, or I end up in a cruel spiral of shame and inadequacy.
The written word is a cruel mistress

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:56:18 No.13330683

>>13330678
I'm not good at signals. That's why I like when Monster Girls rape the man they love. It makes it very clear what their intentions are.

Why can't that CC Kitsune Landlord of mine just rape me if she wants me? You gotta be assertive in this world.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:56:48 No.13330686 >>13330680 I'm the opposite, I can read others works but not my own

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:57:32 No.13330689 File: 325 KB, 959x1400, fushimi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330683 >You gotta be assertive in this world. She bought your fucking apartment building.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:57:34 No.13330690 >>13330611 Niebel you motherfucker I wasn't agreeing with that one person that you mentioned in Le IRC. I actually liked it. But that's because i'm an incorrigible bastard.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:57:48 No.13330691 >>13330678 What signals? She just spelled out her complete lack of interest.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:58:03 No.13330692 >>13330286 What is she? Though she was a dragon, but those paws.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 12:58:21 No.13330693

>>13330680
I keep reading other people's stuff even so. I read as many novels as I can with my schedule. I find it inspiring. Sometimes. But sometimes, when I see stuff like THAT, I lose heart. And losing heart is the worst thing that could possibly happen.
>>13330686
Now this I get.
>>13330691
Shirou, please.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:00:54 No.13330698

>>13330689
Yeah, but a lot of people can. I mean, I wasn't fucking my previous landlord.

Nah, if I were her, I would've walked right up to my face and say that she now owns my home, and if I want to continue living there, I have to marry myself to her and be hers for all eternity.

There we go, we can have a happy marriage and live happily ever after.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:00:56 No.13330699 >>13330689 Not him but I own a house and his reaction of going "Ok" would be mine as well. It's not like anything would change

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:01:27 No.13330702

>>13330680

I try not to writefag too often because of a downward spiral of self shame and inadequacy that'll eventually lead to a corpulent, gas bloated corpse being pulled out of the Potomac River.

That and I suck shit when it comes to articulating emotions and intimacy in the written word. But you fags are always trying to go "BE MOTIVATED" and saying shit like you'd actually do weird things like lick an Apophis navel.

Gross.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:02:48 No.13330708
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>>13330698
>I would've walked right up to my face and say that she now owns my home, and if I want to continue living there, I have to marry myself to her and be hers for all eternity.

Pretty sure you could sue for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:02:58 No.13330711 >>13330660 Is this going to result in lots of sex? Because if it doesn't then I'm going to feel horribly cheated.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:03:08 No.13330712 File: 73 KB, 531x432, 1416963448375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330660 Who is this flat version of Yao?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:03:55 No.13330714 >>13330708 Hey, does she want to have me as a husband or not?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:04:28 No.13330718 >>13330708 Pretty sure I wouldn't want to.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:04:48 No.13330719 >>13330702 >Gross There's nothing gross about that anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:05:44 No.13330721 >>13330575 Are there any logs

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:06:51 No.13330725 >>13330660 >look mom I posted it again!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:06:59 No.13330726 >>13330712 From that one furry star doujin. Her competition is a short busty inari with glasses

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:07:21 No.13330728 >>13330712 Fox goddess from Yellow / Silver Pop.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:08:36 No.13330732 >>13330702 There's nothing weird about wanting to lick a grapesnake's navel.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:08:54 No.13330733 >>13330721 All I remember is "Rape the Ants! Fuck the Queen!"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:09:15 No.13330734 File: 359 KB, 575x659, fushimi3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330712 >Not knowing Fushimi-chan

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:09:44 No.13330736 File: 287 KB, 994x1113, 4 Tails.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330726 >>13330728 After some reading, I must say...I like it. Flat Yao is just as nice as Yao Classic.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:12:39 No.13330742 File: 101 KB, 317x500, Giant Ant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330733 Yes. rape the ants!

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:13:28 No.13330746

>"Haha Anon! I own your house now!"
>Ok, does this mean that my contract changes or something?
>"W-well, no. Your contract is the same. But now a cute fox girl like me owns it!"
>Uh-huh....Look, I need to go hit the gym before I go off to work. Do I still pay my mortgage though the website or....
>"Yeah, you just do website Or you could just swing by an-"
>Awesome, I gotta head out. It was nice meeting you and don't mind my room mate. He has his GF stay over sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:13:50 No.13330747 >>13330734 Looks like a disgusting slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:14:27 No.13330748 >>13330742 She works hard for the honey, so you better treat her right!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:16:06 No.13330756 File: 283 KB, 1500x937, 413f3167668f3c11fc0f54866e3c7ff7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330405 You make hard gay look like Commando Era Schwarzenegger . http://imgur.com/vcNQvdv,NXNpuWB,ppDRykm,bncMKPX,GzER1Ns,3uAGFbR,CJ6IwkX

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:16:15 No.13330758 >>13330742 >Shouting that in a huge room of forty ants going about their business >Six floors above the ground >While on an infiltration mission Good way to get laid. Bad way to complete the mission. Now you know what a clusterfuck the thing was.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:16:21 No.13330759 >>13330747 >Talking shit about Fushimi-chan

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:16:29 No.13330761 >>13330747 Close, she's a delicious slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:17:55 No.13330766 >>13330758 As a DM, this is the point where I would give the "Really?" look.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:19:00 No.13330769 >>13330766 No kidding. But the thing was full of first timers instead of grogs. What do you expect?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:19:11 No.13330771 >>13330761 Oxymoron.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:19:23 No.13330773 >>13330558 I'm proud.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:20:13 No.13330777 >>13330756 So that's the ass ugly, fat, faceless old men stick their dicks in after paying her?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:22:13 No.13330778

>>13330769
Even when I did it with first times they were able to keep focused on the mission. Now given, that required three of them to keep a tight leash on the other guy (who still is terrible at pen and paper stuff) but they knew that "Lots of enemies" = Stealth.
Duty first, fun second.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:23:49 No.13330783 >>13330748 If she didn't want to get snu snu'd maybe she shouldn't have released all those enticing pheromones.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:25:23 No.13330786 >>13330783 I bet you think it's okay to rape a Maus worn out from a hellish workout just because she smells nice, don't you?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:25:32 No.13330788

All this talk about landlords reminds me of that one Lamia CC Landlord story, anyone got it?

Monster Girl Landlords can be pretty hot, but they gotta be assertive and powerful, like a Tanuki if they want to prey on those innocent poor human boys who will do anything to pay the rent!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:29:12 No.13330795 >>13330786 Yes, but that's because it's always alright to rape a maus.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:30:38 No.13330800 >>13330788 >Monster Girl Landlords can be pretty hot, but they gotta be assertive and powerful, like a Tanuki if they want to prey on those innocent poor human boys who will do anything to pay the rent! Made me roll my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:30:58 No.13330803 File: 311 KB, 1188x1272, 1fooWII.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330788 >A monstergirl overlord will never raise you to be her husband

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:33:23 No.13330808 >>13330800 Well Anon, a powerful Monster Girl is going to be more successful blackmailing a boy into sex than some spaghetti spilling Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:34:02 No.13330810 >>13330808 I think it was mostly the way it was written.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:35:57 No.13330819

>>13330786
Not Nyan but
>Hinezumi comes back from her workout, panting and sweaty.
>Catch her scent and am instantly at the ready, sneak up on her to ask how it was.
>She'd pant that it was just fine, limbs trembling and muscles screaming.
>That's when you'd nibble her ear, drawing a moan from her as one hand goes down towards her dripping womanhood.
>She'd try to resist, groaning how dirty and gross she is, but then you'd just go forward sticking a finger a finger into her tight slight and causing her flames to burn even brighter as she twitches slightly.
>That's when you'd rip off those soaking spats of her's so you could plunge into her dripping snatch.
>She'd squeal and squeak as you hammered into her, bottoming out each and every thrust.
>It'd prove too much for her and you'd set her twitching and convulsing as an orgasm rockets through her. Your own triggering a second later and filling her mousey womb with your love.
>She'd be gasping in your arms, her eyes clouded by pleasure as you tell her how she was right, she is quite the dirty girl.
>She'd moan something in reply but a twist of her nipple would cause it to devolve into another moan as you carried her to the shower for round two.
I do so enjoy petite girls

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:37:15 No.13330824 >>13330777 Mate, I despise tsuns, Rin is a cunt, and prefer full figured and adult women, with breasts that could flood the amazon and hips and thighs that shake the heavens, but you sir, are a F A G G O T.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:37:35 No.13330825
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This Ice Dragon belongs to me.

The rest of you can go find some other dragon to date.

>Dis new captcha shit
>Select the steak images from the other food images

What in the flying fuck is going on here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:38:10 No.13330827 >>13330824 Who the fuck says "sir" anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:40:20 No.13330831 >>13330825 >New Anon it's been like that for months now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:41:20 No.13330836 >>13330732 >>13330719 It's absolutely gross and any writefag who condones it is even more gross than the act itself

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:41:46 No.13330841 File: 7 KB, 165x166, 1429141991084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330825 >this entire post

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:41:53 No.13330842 >>13330831 Not him but I just started getting it yesterday. It's annoying as hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:42:52 No.13330846 File: 280 KB, 946x1035, My Ice Queen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330831 I've literally never seen that shit and I've been posting all this time. This Ice Nekomata belongs to me too. >>13330841 Problem Holstaur?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:45:36 No.13330851 File: 128 KB, 342x504, BaphometButt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330831 >>13330846 I know for a fact that captcha deploys different checks at different times for different countries, so maybe that's it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:46:06 No.13330852 >>13330827 Anyone who observes good manners and propriety. What are you, a hooligan?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:46:31 No.13330855 >>13330836 I not only condone it, but I'm a writefag too! Guess that does make me gross too? Well boo-fucking-hoo! You know you love it!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:47:30 No.13330859 >>13330851 I would be a baphomet's Onii-chan. this is what happen's when you write Sabbath stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:47:59 No.13330860 >>13330855 Fuck off Mistral.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:49:24 No.13330865 >>13330860 Mistral? As in the MGR Mistral?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:50:12 No.13330868 >>13330852 Only children say "sir" unironically on the Internet anymore. >>13330841 NICE reaction meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:50:51 No.13330872 >>13330836 Harblador's abominaton girl gave me a boner. I don't give a fuck anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:51:10 No.13330873 File: 312 KB, 953x1400, fushimi4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330747 Behead those who insult Fushimi-chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:53:05 No.13330877 >>13330335 Does Sunred still bully them?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:53:07 No.13330878 >>13330859 I would too, Average.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:54:06 No.13330883 >>13330355 Read that one. It was hot. Twist ending was amusing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:54:24 No.13330884 >>13330868 >Reaction meme Tell that to the faggot spamming foxes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:54:54 No.13330888 >>13330877 Absolutely. The Magical Girls are all kinda assholes. Meanwhile, the throwaway Mantis monster-of-the-week works on her plastic models in her three-room apartment.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:55:55 No.13330892 >>13330873 >Inari goddess with a superiority complex >Just wants to dote on her man and be doted on in return A miracle of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:56:58 No.13330896 >>13330884 Don't worry, I do that too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:57:59 No.13330899 >how do i get more people to pay attention to me >i know, i'll unnecessarily add a barely relevant picture to my post

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:58:42 No.13330902 >>13330899 It works.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:58:53 No.13330903 >>13330878 She would get all the cuddling and head-pats she could handle.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 13:59:48 No.13330905 >>13330865 Who else?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:00:30 No.13330907 >>13330902 Sadly, yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:00:59 No.13330911 >>13330896 Do what?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:01:07 No.13330912 >>13330872 Yep. That was not my proudest moment, but damn did he do a good job with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:02:28 No.13330914 >>13330868 >having good manners is something only children do >ignoring the context in which it was said Let me guess, American?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:02:35 No.13330917 File: 465 KB, 662x1064, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330873 She needs to eat a sandwich or three

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:04:29 No.13330922 >>13330914 You're just digging yourself a bigger hole at this point.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:05:04 No.13330923

>>13330899
>>13330902
>>13330907
>i know, i'll unnecessarily add a barely relevant picture to my post
I thought it was good practice.
Even if the point my post is making is awful, or bait, or shitposting, or useless waifu wars, it can at least perform SOME sort of productive service by increasing other anons' catalog of cute monster butts.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:05:41 No.13330927 >>13330914 >>ignoring the context in which it was said >>13330824 >but you sir, are a F A G G O T. Not much different from people who say "epic for the win my good sir" to be honest

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:05:42 No.13330928 >>13330917 She's practically wasting away, she'll need at least a hundred.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:05:42 No.13330929 >>13330917 So flat. So sad. I'd rather a tubby tanuki who became my landlord.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:08:26 No.13330938 >>13330903 And ear teasing. Wheteher it's a Bapho or a Familiar, I wouldn't be able to keep my mitts away from their fuzzy ears.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:09:24 No.13330940 >>13330922 Sure, whatever you say.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:09:46 No.13330942 >>13330734 I like the scene where she gives the MC a bath. I normally prefer the other Goddess to her, but damn, that was a good chapter.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:10:15 No.13330943 >>13330938 Me neither, scratching behind the ears and the base of the tail would be the best. You need to sit her in your lap while you do this as well, that way you can feel her squirm as your hands get to work.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:10:30 No.13330944 >>13330940 Why are you responding to that post and ignoring mine ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:11:21 No.13330945 >>13330819 >I do so enjoy petite girls Mein nigga. Everything about what you just wrote is tops. Simply tops.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:12:05 No.13330948 >>13330917 >>13330929 I'm normally a guy wih interests in Healthy, but there's something appealing about a girl who isn't a loli, but has a flat chest and haughty nature.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:12:55 No.13330951 >>13330888 >Meanwhile, the throwaway Mantis monster-of-the-week works on her plastic models in her three-room apartment. I'd want to date a girl like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:13:54 No.13330955 >>13330951 Someone should get around to writing this stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:13:57 No.13330956 >>13330948 I think of the vampire from Negima. Haughty flat girls are just as good. Their chest is their weakpoint ironically, you can tease them about how a girl so full of herself can have a chest as flat as this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:14:02 No.13330957 >>13330859 We need more Sabbath stuff, yes indeed. One of these days I should try the story I started some 3 years ago again.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:15:25 No.13330960 >>13330940 Oh shit I got proven wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:16:11 No.13330963 >>13330948 Healthy is still best though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:16:56 No.13330964 >>13330963 Healthy AND Haughty of course

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:17:45 No.13330966 >>13330957 You know you won't, it doesn't have enough nightmares, anubi or dragons.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:18:12 No.13330968 >>13330957 They are fun to write because they are part cute girls doing cute things and part mad scientist.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:18:51 No.13330972 >>13330966 Does anything?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:19:24 No.13330973 >>13330964 Oh of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:19:34 No.13330974 >>13330966 Hey, because of the setting, it would have Anubi. Was going to include Nightmares and Dragons too, but if I went back and did it now, I'd probably reign back on that. >>13330972 Not really, no. A cryin' shame. >>13330968 Exactly!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:20:20 No.13330975 >>13330964 I want her to tease and talk down to me, rambling about how I should be lucky for someone like her to spend time with me. Only for her to turn meek when I say she'd be much better if she wasn't so caustic all the time.. Elf_OK.png

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:21:09 No.13330979 >>13330973 >Healthy Haughty Monster Girl does her "Hohoho!" laugh, raising her hand to her mouth >Doing so you can see her belly and breasts jiggle

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:21:14 No.13330980 http://exhentai.org/g/805581/6a34afcafe/ Mmmnf. Going to love this when its translated. Sexy as fuck mimic girl. Reminds me of his Sandworm one though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:22:02 No.13330984 >>13330980 >vore

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:22:04 No.13330985 >>13330979 Oh yeah that's the good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:22:38 No.13330987 >>13330968 I like to imagine that Baphomets and Witches cackle in an evil manner while they brew potions. Not because they're doing anything nefarious, but because they've been taught it's de rigueur to cackle menacingly wile making them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:23:17 No.13330990 >>13330980 >A fucking sad panda Alright, this meme is getting old as fuck, you "rickrolled" me, epic meme

>>	RS Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:23:32 No.13330991 >>13330980 >Chinese I can't translate this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:23:57 No.13330994 >>13330979 10/10 would poke belly and sire heirs with

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:24:28 No.13330997 >>13330990 Newfag pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:24:40 No.13330998 >>13330985 >>13330994 The question is do you tell her or let her continue? Or at least tell her she needs to get a bigger shirt because you can see her belly and pudge poke from under her shirt when she raises her arms like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:25:01 No.13331000 >>13330987 Of course they would, it's practically a requirement

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:25:09 No.13331001 >>13330997 That's actually a countermeme.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:25:52 No.13331003 >>13330998 >Shit No, no no she is wearing a proper ladies dress that she is sure hides her huge breasts, soft belly and big butt. It doesn't

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:26:14 No.13331004 >>13330990 Haha. Well fine. Its not been fjorded. http://g.e-hentai.org/g/805581/6a34afcafe/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:26:56 No.13331008 >>13330998 sneak a photo and show it to her and her friends later to show off the "adorable pose and laugh she does". All while grinning at her

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:27:14 No.13331009 >>13330984 If you read it, its actually soft vore. The boy survives. Utterly worn out, but he survives. So he is nommed, fucked, then spat out.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:27:37 No.13331011 File: 26 KB, 399x295, 1427392579122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331001 Yes yes, the memes. He should git gud regardless.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:28:14 No.13331016 >>13330991 Not sure why it isn't up in japanese yet. Anyone have an imgur of this one yet the way it was with the sandworm and kraken doujins?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:28:25 No.13331017 >>13330990 You kidding, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:29:12 No.13331021 >>13331017 >>13331001 It's pretty old.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:30:56 No.13331025 >>13331016 I don't think so. The guy who bought those two never bought this one. If things work out like they did with the kraken one, we'll see the raw in another month.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:40:52 No.13331050

>>13330957
>We need more Sabbath stuff

Familiar Friend and Cassie's No Good, Awful, Very Bad Day really endeared them to me. Would cuddle with a soft Familiar while sinking my fingers into her softness. Would massage the tension out of the slender back and neck of a tired and frustrated Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:46:37 No.13331066 >>13331050 Both very, very good things to do. And both were very, very nice stories.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:49:57 No.13331077 File: 265 KB, 1000x724, 1415629271728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What about SCP girls tho?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 14:52:48 No.13331083 File: 288 KB, 800x600, 1401995026200.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331077 Blink and you get a hug!

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:01:05 No.13331110

>>13330979
>>13330994
>>13330998
>>13331003
>>13331008
I need greentexts, greentexts of pudgy haughty girls! Rich girls with hedonistic lifestyles and loads of pride! Narcissitic healthy girls who act like self absorbed jerks but inside have a heart of gold they're too proud to show off.

I need them now!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:03:07 No.13331114 >>13331110 What monster girls best suit pudgy haughty rich girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:03:21 No.13331115 I've lost control of my life. I just realized I've written 1600 words about jogging, and I'm not even done with it yet. Help me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:05:37 No.13331120 >>13330846 sej and ashe are better

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:06:44 No.13331124 >>13328564 Fucking shit, I never want to hear, or see what you guys look like.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:08:39 No.13331128

>>13331114
Chesires, Dragons, Apophis, Anubis, Devils, Kitsunes, Krakens, Pharaoh, Sphynx, Jabberwocks, Kejourou, Tanukis, Yuki-Onna, and Lilims all come to mind as perfect haughty pudgy material.

I'm getting a bit turned on at the idea of being surrounded by all this pudge and haughtiness, them all doing their hohohohoho laughing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:09:49 No.13331133 >>13331083 What do you mean get a huaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:10:40 No.13331136 >>13331128 I like Chesires and Kitsunes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:10:51 No.13331138 >>13330819 I am Nyan, and I enjoyed this except I would have just ripped a hole in those spats.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:10:54 No.13331139 >>13331115 Try turning off the fucking computer and actually going out to jog.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:11:56 No.13331142 >>13331115 >>13331139 Don't forget to delete the text file first. >>13331138 No, I am Nyan and I enjoy futa.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:12:30 No.13331144 >>13328564 >"Mahteecoh" What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:12:45 No.13331145 >>13331139 But that's where I got the idea to write it into the story. >>13331142 >delete No. I need to get an update out today, or else.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:13:45 No.13331147 >>13331142 Why must you spread lies anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:13:47 No.13331148 >>13331142 >futa >Scratching_violin_sound.ogg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:14:48 No.13331151 >>13331128 >You will never cuddle on your proud aristocrat waifu's bed, laying your head on her thick fat thighs

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:15:26 No.13331152 >>13331077 682 and 999 girl threesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:19:03 No.13331157 >>13328792 >laska it's shit

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:23:22 No.13331171

>>13331138
But then she'd have to buy new ones and you'd have to go sho-
>Go for spats
>Get her to try on cute clothes while your at it, her blushing and flames blazing as they become increasingly frilly
>Go at it in the dressing room
You are a wise man Nyan

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:25:59 No.13331180 File: 529 KB, 1000x1000, 1426572653855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331171 Maus molesting sure is fun. I wish I was as good at it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:31:33 No.13331202 >>13331180 I'd like to place an order for more doublemaus, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:33:01 No.13331203 >>13331202 Well don't ask me, I'm a different person entirely.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:33:06 No.13331204 >>13331202 >wanting more third wheel yuri bullshit Alright then anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:35:00 No.13331207 >>13331202 It's done Jim. I have other OC coming after I proof and edit it sometime though.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:36:23 No.13331211

>>13331151
>You will never watch her struggle try on clothes a size too big for her
>You will never see her soft part jiggle in protest as she tries to fit them into her clothes
>You will never hear her insist that she's not fat
>You will never see her finally get into the too-small clothes and smile smugly
>You will never hear the clothes creak and groan as the come apart at the seams, eventually ripping apart
>You will never hear her promise that she will never eat sweets again
>You will never come home and place a huge slice of chocolate cake in front of her with a big dollop of whipped cream at the side and watch her whimper and shake with hunger-lust

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:36:42 No.13331214 >Still no Lanternon update Come one man, I need my fix of paladins actually being awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:39:19 No.13331221 >>13331214 There's something awesome about being bigoted murderers?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:40:04 No.13331224 File: 150 KB, 668x1000, 964d7db6155549bbc7309e5d01b50a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330548 4-6 ft max.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:40:44 No.13331225 >>13331221 Oh would you fuck off. The only time this thread is fun is when there's paladinposting going on.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:41:26 No.13331228 >>13330611 It hit some fine places for me, so I liked it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:46:59 No.13331242 File: 303 KB, 500x751, 1402753037884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there such a thing as too much fluff?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:47:01 No.13331243 >>13331211 Best teasing

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:47:13 No.13331244 >>13330788 2 hours late, but here you go. http://pastebin.com/WnJuSfkF >>13330803 ;_;

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:48:01 No.13331247

>>13331221

I don't know, depending on the world its set in paladins can be a force for good. I mostly like Lanternon's paladin story because the guy is the exact opposite of his last MC.

Seriously, I'd love to see what would happen if Val and Victor were locked in a room together.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:48:53 No.13331249 >>13331243 Yeah >She gives in and eats in all, making little orgasm sounds with every bite >Between mouthfuls she says you have to help her work off all of this in bed tonigh

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:50:26 No.13331252 >>13330803 Good, fucking despise monster girls now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:51:21 No.13331258 File: 606 KB, 1536x2048, comm-paladin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331221 You poor ignorant child.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:52:41 No.13331264 >>13331252 Are you that sensitive over simple greentext stories?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:53:13 No.13331266 >>13331252 Don't be like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:54:19 No.13331269 >>13331252 >Good, fucking despise this thread's notion and understanding of monster girls now. Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:54:22 No.13331270 >>13331264 Fuck you. >>13331266 Fuck you too. I'll continue to hate monster girls and ruin all of your fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:54:51 No.13331274 File: 932 KB, 600x1000, 1404673591035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Starting at line 124 is what I feel is the worst update I've ever written, but there it is, forever. I repeat. Forever. http://pastebin.com/nbTV5vT6

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:55:30 No.13331278 >>13331270 >and ruin all of your fun That's really petty.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:57:26 No.13331283 >>13331278 Do I give a shit? No, and I never fucking will.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:57:35 No.13331286 >>13331270 Don't be a silly goose. Take a nap and you'll fee better and we can talk about monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:58:18 No.13331290 >>13331211 Thats when I comfort/cuddle her and insist she's still a big proud mighty Monster Girl to me. Though she's big both metaphorically and literally.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 15:59:30 No.13331294
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>>13331083
The alarms have gone off, there is panic everywhere. There are people randomly running about, trying to find a way out of this hell that is now a quarantined zone. While you never see it directly you know that people are getting picked off, as the panic slowly dies down and the hallways are getting emptier with each passing minute. Yet you keep wandering through the hallways unharmed, wondering what it will be that will end your miserable life. That is when you bump into her.

You recognize her instantly, the statue that everyone calls 173. Remembering the rules you keep your eyes open, as you slowly shuffle to the far away airlock. The air is foggy, your eyes start itching and your body wants to blink. Yet you force yourself to keep your eyes open and to keep walking. Soon you reach the airlock, but your eyes are now plainly hurting. Your body screams for a quick blink, a quick blink to fix that ache.

Giving in to the itching and the aching you quickly blink once, only to find her right in front of you. You can clearly see her features now, her curves, perky breasts and a cold emotionless gaze towards you. She is like a blossoming flower, albeit a very toxic one. Your itching eyes quickly bring you back to reality, and you have to force them open as you use your hands to look for the override behind you.

A loud screeching buzz sounds, and your courage, dreams and hopes sink to your shoes. This is one of the quarantined airlocks, it will never open. As you quickly start thinking of a way out, while forcing your eyes open you are starting to realize the futility of your situation. Giving a quick prayer you decide to surrender to your fate and simply close your eyes.

You instantly feel cool arms close around your back, pulling you in a tight hug. You open your eyes in surprise, looking directly at her. As you gaze into her eyes, the last thing you hear as you are about to faint is her whispering:

“I caught you, you are mine now.”

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:00:39 No.13331300 >>13331077 SCP-106 girl when?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:01:07 No.13331303 >>13331294 Weeping Angel rip-off pls go and stay go

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:01:09 No.13331304 >>13331274 Wow this is complete shit. Kill yourself you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:02:09 No.13331309 >>13331290 Big in all the right places, the best way to be. >>13331303 Doctor Who monster girls when?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:02:14 No.13331311 >>13331304 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:03:56 No.13331324 >>13331290 Chubby pouting dragon eating cake and varying hugged by her husband when?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:04:31 No.13331329 >>13331303 I think the original concept for 173 predated the airing of the first Weeping Angel episode, actually.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:04:56 No.13331330 >>13331311 No I'm serious, please do me a favor and fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:04:58 No.13331331 >>13331309 >Doctor Who Am I the only one who needs to be drunk for it to make any sense?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:06:05 No.13331338 File: 43 KB, 508x494, Spooky.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331330 Already did.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:06:11 No.13331339 >>13331331 Probably not.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:07:16 No.13331345 >>13331338 Then fuck off, ghosts aren't allowed in here. Humans only.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:08:03 No.13331351 >>13331345 Don't bully the ghost.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:08:28 No.13331354 File: 595 KB, 800x600, 1406730778772.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331345 Look what you did anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:09:32 No.13331363 >>13331351 >>13331354 GO HOME SPOOKY GHOST HUMAN ONLY THREAD

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:10:54 No.13331368 >>13331363 Spooky is love. Don't bully the ghost.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:11:17 No.13331370 >>13331309 Doctor Who has been shit for decades, man. This is made even worse by knowing their fanbase (75% of Tumblr).

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:11:50 No.13331373 File: 379 KB, 899x993, yuuko_208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331363 Fuck you ghosts are great. Especially when they're haunting you because they want your dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:14:39 No.13331388 >>13331368 No fuck you, spooky is spooky, not love. >>13331373 Ghosts are shit, in fact all monster girls are complete shit. The only good monster girl is a dead and exorcised monster girl!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:14:41 No.13331389 Obligatory WOOHOO GHOST BLOWJOB post.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:16:35 No.13331399 >>13331388 What are you, a Spooky racist? Scary girls just want love.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:19:40 No.13331411 File: 278 KB, 650x750, 1393197615397.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fluffy wolf harpies

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:27:23 No.13331443 File: 240 KB, 800x800, 1412275674377.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331411 Why must fluffyfags always interject when we're clearly discussing non-fluffy monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:29:28 No.13331462 >>13331443 What about if it's a ghost of a fluffy monster?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:30:09 No.13331466 File: 179 KB, 600x600, o007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331443 Ghosts and their ilk are 2spooky. >>13331462 Kind of like a Kitsune-bi?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:30:31 No.13331468 >>13331411 Totally not forced at all topic, nope.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:31:22 No.13331472 >>13331388 Still salty about the mantis, anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:33:10 No.13331485 >>13331472 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:34:18 No.13331496 >>13331472 How do we know it's not KGA come to shower us with his Tsun love?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:35:02 No.13331498 File: 189 KB, 785x749, 1406782168311.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331485 Nigga, you're saltier than the Salar de Uyuni.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:35:03 No.13331499 >>13331472 >>13331485 What's this about a mantis?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:36:21 No.13331503 >>13331499 Someone posted a picture of a mantis eating some guy. It really pissed someone off and aid they they hated monstergirls forever and would ruin our fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:37:43 No.13331507 >>13331503 Can I... can I see the picture?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:40:01 No.13331520 File: 645 KB, 1200x1000, 1344912437927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331507 Of coursh. >>13331472 >>13331496 It could be any one of us just wanting to fuck around and mess with us.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:40:32 No.13331523 >>13331503 >being this triggered Me thinks he should stop being a huge baby.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:41:14 No.13331526 >>13331520 She's still cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:41:56 No.13331529 >>13331520 That is very disturbing. Also probably accurate with some of the more hostile ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:41:57 No.13331530 >>13331520 This is what would happen if the chief god won.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:41:57 No.13331531 >>13331520 This picture predates the translated version of MMs first chapter, doesn't it?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:42:22 No.13331533

>>13331503
Oh, THAT picture.
Sounds like that someone's just got a major case of autism going on in their head. My favourite monstergirl has awful fanart made of her too, thanks to Tumblr, but you don't see me acting like that Fujoshi-spouting chucklefuck we've got screencaps of.
Why waste the time going into a thread and causing misery, anyway? It's even more a waste of the time you've got left to live than actually enjoying yourself in a thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:43:22 No.13331538 >>13331520 >the ending to anonymoose saga.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:44:17 No.13331543 >>13331533 Guy's probably got nothing else good going on in his shit life.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:45:02 No.13331551 >>13331533 We've all had shit art drawn from monstergirls. Even pixiv has a few completely crap drawings floating around.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:45:02 No.13331552 >>13331543 Well, I guess you don't have that much going on when you're 12.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:45:06 No.13331553 >>13331520 You know, I think BB and less would get along. They both love to troll.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:47:22 No.13331560 >>13331520 This is what got him all upset? God, what a fucking faggot loser. Hope he kills himself. Now I just want to get more Mantis gore to trigger that fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:47:40 No.13331561 >>13331389 Do you have to say that every time?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:48:52 No.13331565 File: 346 KB, 600x800, 1400124872588.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331538 But she's best girl now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:49:14 No.13331569 THERE ARE ANTS ON MY COMPUTER! THEY ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:49:37 No.13331575 >>13331520 This shit is both hilarious and depressing. The depressing part is the guy's shirt.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:52:44 No.13331585 I just read the stuff about the identical forest. So once a monster gets married it's unable to bear children to anyone but him? And they'll find everything else inferior to his dick? Talk about built in anti-NTR measures.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:53:04 No.13331586 >>13331569 Quick! Pour coca-cola on your computer. The acid will kill the ants.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:53:52 No.13331595 >>13331575 >Implying that's not the hilarious part

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:54:13 No.13331596 >>13331585 Welcome to KC's teletubby land!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:54:50 No.13331600 >>13330611 You're a lying bastard. http://i.imgur.com/gyLVYRa.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:56:19 No.13331607 >>13331600 Alternate crispy Harpy ending when?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:56:33 No.13331611

>>13331585
>identical forest.
Pfffththt
> So once a monster gets married it's unable to bear children to anyone but him? And they'll find everything else inferior to his dick?
There is no escape from the hugbox, anon.

Though if anything the DL going rage-o-mod-o and torching 9/10ths of an ecosystem because it looked at her husband funny is the most un-hugbox thing that has ever happened in the official settings.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:57:32 No.13331614 >>13331569 Ready to find out the origin of the word "bug"?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:58:11 No.13331615 >>13331611 >There is no escape from the hugbox Unless you are a member of the Order in which case you are an awful human being destined to fall before the perfect and awesome demon lord.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:58:17 No.13331617 How about some NTR stories? Shake up that hugbox?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:58:42 No.13331619 >>13331586 Should I use mustard too? I hear ants hate mustard.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:58:56 No.13331620 Here we go.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:59:35 No.13331626 >>13331615 >Kankuro Cross, 2015

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:59:39 No.13331628 >>13331611 That was fuck rad, now I want an artistic depiction of the Lilim/DL(?) and her compatriots purging a portion of the Tentacle forest. >>13331615 I believe the Order and DLs side are both made out to be undesirable outcomes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:59:42 No.13331629 >>13331565 >Your mantis waifu will never panic after your daughter catches the two of you on the act and start nibbling on your head

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:59:51 No.13331630 >>13331619 Coke has more acidity than mustard. You could mix the too together though. That might work.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 16:59:54 No.13331631 >>13331617 Pfft BAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:00:05 No.13331633 >>13331617 How about some stories where a Monstergirls' husband dies? Shake up the sunshinebox?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:00:14 No.13331634 >>13331617 The mob goes wild had that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:00:39 No.13331637 >>13331633 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:00:52 No.13331638 >>13331630 Two not too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:01:15 No.13331639 >>13331617 How about you shut up and we don't have a shitstorm

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:01:28 No.13331643 >>13331620 What exactly is the point of posts like these? Do you expect some sort of praise? A cookie?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:01:33 No.13331644 File: 16 KB, 76x101, 1428604220419.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331620 We aren't even on page 10 yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:02:00 No.13331645 >>13331617 Aftyn has one, the neighbor catgirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:02:20 No.13331647 >>13331617 I hate both sides of the spectrum you loser. >>13331643 Doomsayer retard who thinks anyone saying something he doesn't like is the end of times.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:03:22 No.13331653 File: 43 KB, 199x236, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331607 Oi oi oi, back up there. Don't make her club yer hed in m8.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:03:23 No.13331654 >>13331633 I always imagined that most monsters would either die of a broken heart if their husband died or, if he was murdered, go on a rampage extracting revenge on those responsible. They can be together again in the afterlife, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:03:24 No.13331655 >>13331617 sure write one. NTR isent even that bad

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:03:37 No.13331658 >>13331643 >>13331647 Get him a cockatrice, I hear they're cowardly as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:04:27 No.13331661 >>13331654 They're probably gonna have a catfight with either Charon, demon girls or WIll'o Wisps.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:05:31 No.13331664

>>13331628
>I believe the Order and DLs side are both made out to be undesirable outcomes.

Its a western perspective. KC thinks the DL side is a paradise waiting to happen and filled it with overpowered shit. Of course, both sides are terrible if you look closely, the only sensible route is compromise and acceptance. But no, the world is destined to fall to the DL and be an eternal orgy in a dark and ruined world.

I always liked how KC tries to make demon realms sound nice when he consistently describes them as dark and twisted in appearance. That shit would probably depress me to suicide.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:06:06 No.13331666 >>13331520 Reminder to make sure that your Mantis has eaten properly before mating and in addition to make sure that she is not in any form of captivity. Alternatively, rename the picture to "What happens if the Chief God wins".

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:06:16 No.13331669 >>13331661 >Will-o-Wisps schlicking during fights, whispering "Kill him! Kill him! Send him to me! Give him to me now!"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:06:28 No.13331672 >>13331654 Monster girls are a bunch of sluts anon, the second their husband dies they'll just hop on another dick. It's why you should never get married to a monster girl, hell you shouldn't get married period.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:06:57 No.13331674

>>13331520
The thing that bothers me most about this is the state of the dude's head indicates he's been dead and rotting for a while. Why is she only getting to eating him now?

I guess she could be taking it slowly, a few bites a day, but why not section him up and freeze the bits she's saving for later in that case?

I mean this is just wasteful. Shitty hunter, 3.5/10

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:07:11 No.13331676 >>13331634 When is that getting continued anyway? It was an interresting read in any case.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:07:17 No.13331678 >>13331664 >Its a western perspective. MGW isn't designed to appeal to westerners anyways, which is the reason we get so fannyflustered and fling shit over so much. We still use its monstergirls and concepts though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:07:57 No.13331681 File: 17 KB, 340x480, DoppelSit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331600 People change, anon. Maybe I became soft in my dotage, writing Insecure Doppelwaifu and such?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:08:18 No.13331682 >>13331672 MGTOW-anon, pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:08:20 No.13331683 >>13331678 MGE*

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:08:23 No.13331684 >>13331672 >if you die they hop on another dick Actually the more likely outcome is they bring you back to life or sit there depressed as hell like Seymore Asses.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:08:37 No.13331685 >>13331681 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:08:42 No.13331687 >>13331678 >just shut up and fap to the monsters Unlike nips, we don't just do what we're told.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:08:59 No.13331688 >>13331664 >KC thinks the DL side is a paradise waiting to happen and filled it with overpowered shit. Yeah, one man's paradise is another man's hell.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:09:05 No.13331689

>>13331664

All of the bad stuff associated with the DL is thanks to the chief gods influence not letting the new DL completely overwrite all of the old programing.

Like the monsters desire to rape is the monsters desire to kill and eat humans, the DL wasn't able to get rid of it, but she was able to change it from kill and eat to rape and marry.

The idea is once she wins the monsters will become less sex obsessed and more tempered. Depending on the individual species of course. Succubi will always be sex demons.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:09:08 No.13331691
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>>13331664

>the world is destined to fall to the DL

I dont know why people always say this if i remember correctly both sides are at a stand still which means the order obviously has some effective ways of stopping the monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:10:24 No.13331698 >>13331684 >>13331672 They can do both.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:11:05 No.13331701 >>13331629 >you will never catch your mantis wife off guard and cleaning her antennae by licking and sucking on them erotically

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:11:06 No.13331702 >>13331674 He isn't rotting, she just took a bunch of small bites.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:11:09 No.13331704 >>13331681 You're still a lying bastard.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:11:18 No.13331705 >>13331687 It can't be helped anon...

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:11:52 No.13331707

>>13331674

There was a cave in and they became trapped. Anon was inured in it and died shortly after. Finally after a few days the hunger became too much and the mantis was forced to eat the only food available.

Implications of the picture completely difference.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:12:02 No.13331709 File: 181 KB, 1000x883, 1423584375651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331664 >That shit would probably depress me to suicide. You'd be too busy being buried balls deep inside of your waifu, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:12:03 No.13331710 >>13331672 Why do you lie?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:12:07 No.13331711 >>13331678 MUH JAPANESE SUPERIORITY Shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:13:09 No.13331714 >>13331710 Because he's from /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:13:37 No.13331718 >western fans are so autistic they need every unflawed detail in order or they sperg out

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:14:30 No.13331723 >>13331710 Your "waifu" is a slut and isn't worth shit. If you want a monster wife instead of having one night stands and living alone you're not living your life correctly.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:14:58 No.13331725 >>13331718 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:15:11 No.13331727 >>13331709 >Chocolate Cheshire Oooh yeah.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:15:29 No.13331730 >>13331705 USODA!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:15:40 No.13331732 >>13331725 report and ignore, dumbass report and ignore

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:15:44 No.13331733 >>13331725 The thread's atmosphere.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:16:12 No.13331734 >>13331718 Right, never question anything, gotcha. Thanks Stalin.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:16:27 No.13331736

>>13331691

The battles on the ground is secondary. It all really comes down to the battle going on between the DL and Chief god.

That and the DL isn't conquering the world because until monsters can give birth to human males they'll need human cities to produce human men.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:16:31 No.13331738 >>13331732 S-sorry.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:20:28 No.13331751

>>13331709

No, it really would. I'm happiest when there are trees and fields and forests around, being in a grey world with nothing but demonic plants everywhere would make me super depressed. I hope the monster who caught me likes riding broken men who just stare with empty eyes at everything all day.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:20:40 No.13331754 >>13331128 >Haughty Anubis with a bit of pudge My boner says yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:20:42 No.13331755 >>13331734 Nice conflating skepticism with outright misrepresentation and misunderstanding you got going there.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:20:43 No.13331756

>>13331701
>She doesn't react at first, just giving you a cold stare
>Then she starts blushing, the trembling, then her legs start rubbing against each other as she asks you to stop
>You don't
>The trembling has intensified to shaking and she's cherry red not, tears of pleasure in the corner of her eyes as she repeats her request, a lewd moan escaping her part way through
>Can't stop you now, you're having such a good time.
>She finally explodes into an orgasm going full ahego as you keep sucking the antenna
Would be nice

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:21:08 No.13331758 File: 751 KB, 800x1162, e12c65bf02404e314783c7664fc8f539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CC Monsters in highschool girl uniforms Y/N?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:21:56 No.13331761 >>13331138 I'd have pierced straight through them with my iron-hard erection.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:22:13 No.13331764 >>13331755 Ironic. >>13331664 >the only sensible route is compromise and acceptance I fucking love you man.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:22:13 No.13331765 File: 274 KB, 1035x1000, chameleongirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331758 No, it looks stupid. The 'sailor' uniform in general is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:22:37 No.13331767 >>13331754 I want to give it a shake as she's yelling at the slaves, only for her to give a lewd moan instead of a suprised shriek

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:22:42 No.13331768 >>13331751 Demonic energy, now go fuck your waifu.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:22:47 No.13331770

>>13331736
YFW the DL slaps the CG shit, but the god before the current one is set to come back.
YFW the DL takes the gloves off, turns the monster's rape instincts even higher, and increases their fertility.
Monsters. Monsters and Incubi every fucking where.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:23:41 No.13331773 >>13331765 >in general is retarded For you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:23:43 No.13331774 >>13331758 y

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:24:47 No.13331780 >>13331751 Just marry a fucking plant then.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:25:16 No.13331783 >>13331768 I'd rather she fucks another guy while I wander off to find somewhere peaceful to look at.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:26:17 No.13331789 >>13331780 Would plant waifus conflict with my allergy to pollen?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:26:20 No.13331790 >>13331780 Fuck those things. Getting stuck in a dryad or alurune would be ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:26:20 No.13331791 >>13331783 Cuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:27:33 No.13331795 >>13331790 There are people who would like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:27:50 No.13331796 >>13331751 You are not alone anon. I know your feel very well, as if it were my own.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:28:13 No.13331799 KC's world is a dystopia in disguise.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:28:15 No.13331801 >>13331758 I wish my Dragon mom wouldn't embarrass me like this...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:28:23 No.13331803 >>13331789 You'd get the most rock hard erections as a symptom instead of what you have now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:29:03 No.13331805 >>13331799 I like dystopias

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:29:47 No.13331809 >>13331790 Agree, the old alraune got toned down because of that. Wonder when the dryad nerf will come.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:30:28 No.13331812 >>13331799 Duh.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:30:46 No.13331814 >>13331799 It's true, isn't the guide supposed to be written by a monster? Who knows how it really goes down.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:31:40 No.13331817

>>13331799
Pharaoh tells us that all depends on who the administration is. When one awakens at the man she captures is a good ruler, the oasis that spawns from her tomb will soon become a bustling city and jewel in the desert. If the man is less inclined, it will most likely turn into Los Vegas with less infrastructure and more rampant sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:31:49 No.13331818 >>13331814 That's the second volume. The first one is by a human, but he also is followed around by those artist monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:32:04 No.13331819 >>13331814 No, it's written by a human that's suppose to represent a neutral party.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:32:39 No.13331820 >>13331770 If the original CG came back he would slap the DL and her puny husbands shit because he is literally creator god.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:33:04 No.13331824 >>13331751 Honestly it sounds like an elf would be perfect for you. They're tree hugers after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:33:16 No.13331825 >>13331274 >http://pastebin.com/nbTV5vT6 That was silly Alp. Quite silly indeed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:33:36 No.13331827 Who's your favorite writefag /mgg/? What's your favorite story from them?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:34:06 No.13331829 >>13331819 He's more Order-aligned to be fair. >>13331827 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:34:06 No.13331830 >>13331817 I want to gamble at one of the Pharaoh's casinos, while Anubis Girls in showgirl outfits bring me drinks and flirt with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:34:19 No.13331832 >>13331819 >a neutral party HUEHUAHUEAHU

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:34:36 No.13331835 >>13330548 8 feet tops

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:34:41 No.13331836 >>13331827 None of them. I hate every single one of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:35:03 No.13331838 >>13331830 That doesn't sound like something Anubis girls would do. You'll get Sphinx girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:35:26 No.13331840 >>13331791 Nice chicken impersonation.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:35:47 No.13331842 >>13331827 They're all shit

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:36:24 No.13331846
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>>13331538
Amusing.

>>13331575
I know, right? It's as if to say, if MGs were to ever appear, and we being the fanboy faggots we are, were to go to them first, that's what would happen.

It's some Stephen Hawking paranoia bullshit alright. Still depressing.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:36:45 No.13331848
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>>13330548
No limit, as long as it's plausible for the species, like a powerful Slime that's helped itself to the local lake.

There needs to be XXL Monster Girls for raid bosses anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:37:04 No.13331849 >>13331829 How is he order - aligned. He practically worships some of them, especially the lilims.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:37:21 No.13331853 >>13331805 The only dystopia story I know is that one oomukade greentext, and it's shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:38:33 No.13331857 >>13331846 It's exactly why I wouldn't trust monsters for a second. One tries to get into my house she's getting a bat into the skull.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:38:49 No.13331859 >>13331846 >tfw no Mantis squire to warm your bed on a cold night, and pleasure you from underneath the dinnertable.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:38:57 No.13331860 File: 238 KB, 700x757, 1341682185147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331838 Would sphinx girls cover up their lionpussy, or could I stare at it and maybe slip a finger in when she walks past?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:40:08 No.13331865 >>13331645 Neighbor cat isn't really NTR. Though I wouldn't put it past Aftyn to make it into NTR.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:40:30 No.13331867 >>13331849 The lilims basically wrote their own profiles if you haven't picked that up. Why do you think Druella was able to curse the first book?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:40:44 No.13331870 >>13331860 I prefer the humanoid catgirl sphinxes. My favorite position is hugging missionary as we stare into each-others eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:41:15 No.13331873 >>13331654 Liches. What are they.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:42:14 No.13331876 >>13331857 I'd risk it. Give me a waifu, or give me death.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:42:19 No.13331877 >>13331873 >Cheating death >Playing life on easy modo This nigga. If you die, you die.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:42:41 No.13331878 Is the Fallen God the corrupted version of the Chief God?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:43:09 No.13331880 File: 671 KB, 800x937, Shirohebi Mailman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For the snake lovers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:43:13 No.13331883 File: 520 KB, 1052x1500, 1234787832432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331860 That's lewd, but I'd prefer by Sphinx waitresses to be like Sphinx-Chan. Bipedal shortstacks.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:43:23 No.13331884

>>13331867
That's fucking retarded.

Then why would you trust any of the monster profiles? Hell why would you trust anything in KC's setting?

>>13331876
Have fun getting your soul shattered as your "waifu" rips your throat out with her teeth as she calls you a fucking retard.

Good job, glad I have you on my side.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:43:45 No.13331886 >>13331827 Trachyon. Anubis who likes LEGOs.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:44:46 No.13331890 >>13331877 Shirou pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:45:09 No.13331893 >>13331884 Congrats. You now understand what an unreliable narrator is.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:45:19 No.13331894 >>13331865 It's common modern dudebro NTR. It just tries to make you sympathetic to the shitty main character with weak justifications.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:45:20 No.13331895 >>13331884 I was going to die alone and unloved anyways, it was worth a try.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:45:22 No.13331896 >>13331880 Typical Mailsnake, dropping letters all over the place. Should have stuck with Harpy Mailbirds.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:45:30 No.13331897 File: 530 KB, 800x1047, 37256977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331870 Both have their advantages, but one thing MGE sphinx lacks is wings.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:45:46 No.13331898

>>13331876
>>13331884
This is reminding me I really aught to try and go back and find that one Vanillaification Greentext I did a while back.

But I've no frame of reference for how far back it is, nor can I recall any particular phrases I used in it. Alas.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:46:37 No.13331902 >>13331896 She tries her best! Give her a chance!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:46:42 No.13331903 >>13331859 >you'll never watch your mantis waifu sit so still and so serene that woodland creatures flock around her and even perch/sit on her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:46:54 No.13331904 >>13331896 But those birdbrains always end up giving me my neighbors dragon dildos.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:47:12 No.13331906 >>13331895 Monsters wouldn't love you anyway, not even a sea slime. Just fucking kill yourself.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:47:13 No.13331907

>>13331894
Eh, not really.

Cat Girl and her boyfriend seem to be, for all intents and purposes, broken up by the time she does anything major with the MC. But then, there's always the possibility they'll get back together, and she'll keep doing stuff with the MC behind his back, because NTR.

I hope it doesn't go that way, but y'never know...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:48:11 No.13331912 >>13331906 I know pls no bully

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:48:41 No.13331913 >>13331878 My guess? Probably

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:48:57 No.13331914 >>13331884 >>13331906 Paladin please contain yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:48:57 No.13331915 >>13331897 The Sphinx looks a lot more higher-ranked than most. She must be the head-waitress.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:49:00 No.13331916 >>13331907 Nah, that's the whole weak justifications angle. He's been positioning himself to try to take her away since almost the beginning. He's just a passive little bitch about it.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:49:56 No.13331921

>>13331830
>>13331838
Anubis would probably be more fitting as the Floor Manager or Head of Security or something.

>Hang out with Anubis Security Guard at Pharaoh's Casino
>Chatting, playing games, and watching the monitors as the night goes on
>Catch a few people fucking on camera
>Some in spots they must not realize the cameras can see
>Some trying their best to be stealthy right on the floor of the casino, at the tables and more
>Is it getting hot in here?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:50:43 No.13331924 >>13331914 Fuck off. Monsters are shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:51:25 No.13331926 >>13331914 That ain't a paladin, I am! That's just mantis-anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:51:41 No.13331929 File: 280 KB, 1002x1416, 01346e4c1a48b121af655e62626ec431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Female paladins are for ______

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:51:43 No.13331930 >>13331907 >>13331916 If your going to write NTR might as well go all the way.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:52:03 No.13331932 File: 27 KB, 512x512, Anubis Chef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331921 I'd say she'd be just the Pharaoh's assistant manager or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:52:08 No.13331933 File: 53 KB, 630x462, where do you think we are.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331924 Hello sour mantis lover. Still haven't given up yet I see.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:52:26 No.13331934 >>13331929 love.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:52:28 No.13331935 >>13331929 Smashing their skulls in. Just like a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:52:49 No.13331936 >>13331907 This is all assuming aftyn ever finishes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:53:00 No.13331937 File: 303 KB, 614x1100, 135486745354334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331924 ❤ ♥ ~You just need to be shown love!~ ♥ ❤

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:53:38 No.13331939 >>13331936 aftyn died tho

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:54:03 No.13331942 >>13331939 Good.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:54:12 No.13331944 >>13331929 Corrupting.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:54:50 No.13331946 >>13331942 Go away ELH.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:55:03 No.13331947 >>13331929 Dem abs.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:55:12 No.13331948 >>13331939 >>13331942 Lies. He's on the IRC every day.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:55:39 No.13331950

>>13331930
The worst part is Aftyn trying somehow to make the MC likeable or not scum

>I came in her coffee. It was just a little joke
>My friend told me to watch his girl because he's a fucking retard
>Now she needs to masterbate to porn on my computer even thought they used to fuck day and night. It's cool for me to watch. We're like friends and stuff.
>He got her a buttplug as a present? Haha what a pathetic pervert. I'd never do something like like that...Now wear it for me kitty kitty.

And on and fucking on

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:55:44 No.13331951 >>13331937 Eat shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:55:48 No.13331952 >>13331929 Pretending to love before you run off with a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:56:06 No.13331954 >>13331929 Tender loving corruption.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:56:14 No.13331955 >>13331929 Being stalked by, as they go yandere. They tell themselves they're only trying to save your soul, but months later you'll end up chained to a bed in a cabin deep in the woods.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:56:25 No.13331958 >>13331929 Gently convincing to become a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:56:30 No.13331959 >>13331932 Eh, that works too. Regardless, think you'd get off, watching voyeur porn with your MG waifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:56:47 No.13331960 >>13331929 Slaying monsters together

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:56:59 No.13331963 >>13331955 Just as planned.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:57:04 No.13331964 >>13331954 This has got it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:57:30 No.13331965 >>13331937 I'd love to be shown closer to those thighs of hers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:58:06 No.13331971 File: 247 KB, 1848x3036, Lego Princess.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331959 I most certainly can. >Lego cake in the captcha This is a sign.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:58:16 No.13331972

>>13331950
Given how she apparently broke up with the guy after whatever fight, and has been living with the MC for however long after he was told to "Watch her" before anything really lewd happened...can't really blame him.

Only thing you can really blame him for is the coffee stunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:58:29 No.13331973 >>13331964 >>13331954 How does that work?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:59:16 No.13331976 >>13331929 Tender loving, gentle teasing, hard Fattening, furious impregnation and soft, consensual transformation

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:59:17 No.13331977 >>13331971 Always nice seeing one of my screencaps get posted. Loved that whole Lego Princess thing. Fun day.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:59:19 No.13331978 Alright Anons, on the subject of chub and pride, here's a challenge: Take your standard Alp, make her chubby, then make her haughty. How do you make an Alp proud? Can Alps even do the smug laugh, or be smug?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:59:20 No.13331979

>>13331929
Having as a rival, having duels conveniently bumping into each other as you go on your journey.

However she starts to become corrupted, because in order to beat you she desired the power only corruption could bring.

Your final fight is fighting her after her full transformation into an Ushi-Oni.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 17:59:34 No.13331981 File: 344 KB, 600x1055, 1418095438662-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to massage an anubus' paws >>13331972 The whole thing is utterly retarded and you know it.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:00:06 No.13331984

>>13331973
Fighting gallantly against monster kind, she gets corrupted by monster mana and becomes a monster herself. Giving into lust and desire to leap upon you in her new form and devote herself instead to her love for you and the want of having sex with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:00:07 No.13331985 >>13331978 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:00:18 No.13331988 >>13331944 >>13331954 >Paladin >Corruption maybe if she was a generic foot solider but paladins are supposed to be the best of the best no way their gonna get corrupted.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:00:28 No.13331990 File: 307 KB, 724x1024, Petite Anubis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331977 Anubisfucker it most certainly was a fun day.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:01:02 No.13331993 >>13331981 >Anubis w/Paw Heels I am unfamiliar with this piece. I like it. More. Give me more. I want to too, anon. Help her relax after a long day with tender, loving paw massages.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:01:02 No.13331994 >>13331985 Sorry for trying to have fun Anon. Or is this because I used the word Alp?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:01:57 No.13331999 >>13331994 What did I just say you fucking retard? Fuck off already.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:02:32 No.13332003
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>>13331955
>Paladin girl goes yandere
She decides that the only way to be with you foverer is turning herself into an immortal monster and you into an incubus.

Now you have a yandere ex-paladin vampire waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:02:33 No.13332004 >>13331999 Shut up you little bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:02:41 No.13332005 File: 118 KB, 850x680, Ain't that just great.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331994 It's KGA, what else would you expect from his small pool of sentences?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:03:22 No.13332007 >>13331988 Source: your headcanon. Which, as we all know, is superseded by my headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:04:03 No.13332012 >>13331978 They can try but it's weak and stuttering, like a child wondering if they are doing it right. The only way to get them haughty would be for them to hit stage 3

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:04:11 No.13332013 >>13331993 It was for that one anon who donated to have Anubis in Grimagia. That's all there is. Less has drawn pawheels though, and they do look nice.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:04:29 No.13332015

>>13331972
Aftyn plz. MC has been gunning for the girl since day one. He's doing every skeezy beta orbiter tactic of trying to insinuate himself as a friend and then taking advantage of weaknesses in a relationship. The buttplug fight is a classic example of that retardness.

This is that weak ass justification nonsense again. You don't touch a woman in a relationship until she officially breaks it off. No amount of lifetime movie script lifting makes it okay.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:04:36 No.13332017 >>13331988 They can be corrupted too, it's just way harder.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:04:46 No.13332019 >>13332004 How about instead, you fuck off and throw yourself off a cliff? Do a flip when you jump!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:05:25 No.13332023 >>13332004 >>13331999 Do I need to make you both hit stage 3? I'll do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:05:59 No.13332025 >>13332019 You're still talking, bitch. What did I say?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:06:26 No.13332028 >>13332012 Since there is no canon stages for an Alp, I assume you mean that bombshell Succubus look, yes?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:07:04 No.13332033 >>13332015 Well, people write what they know.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:07:27 No.13332034

>>13332017
The female human body has no way to purge itself of monster mana. It accumulates until it reaches critical mass, or she encounters a being with enough command of monster mana to activate the latent amount inside a human woman. That's how it apparently went for a couple of female heroes who made it to the DL before she pulled a just as planned and finally activated all the mana they had accumulated while slogging through all that demon realm territory and fighting a bunch of other monsters. They became her loyal new lieutenants.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:07:52 No.13332036 >>13332015 Fair enough. I'm not going to disagree with you. I just question what qualifies as "Breaking it off".

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:08:02 No.13332037 Do you think Alps form ladyboy gangs and mug people in Monster Girl City?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:08:27 No.13332039 File: 18 KB, 300x225, Yaranaikin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13331990 Why do I get the distinct feeling that Takakazu Abe would create more Alps than any Lilim can hope to achieve

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:08:48 No.13332041 >>13332028 >no canon stages for an Alp Not him, but who cares?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:08:58 No.13332042 >>13332013 >It was for that one anon who donated to have Anubis in Grimagia. Ah, I see. >That's all there is. Sadness.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:09:17 No.13332043 >>13331929 Complimenting them for being strong and resisting the power of corruption. They're literally fighting against demonic energy and pushing back TF, that takes some balls... or boobs?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:09:31 No.13332044

>>13331973
The intimate bond between the two of you eats away at her defenses, vigilance laxes, prudish hangups slowly fade and by the time she notices the changes she doesn't care.

Or you can go one of the intentional routes, either something like that recent male yandere corrupting the paladin he's in love with greentext, or a more covert and gradual process, which is closer to my personal preferences.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:10:10 No.13332046 >>13332036 Don't even argue that breaking up is a gray issue.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:11:03 No.13332050 >>13332041 Me and a small number of people who care about the canon. Headcanon it however you want, but just remember that there's still an actual canon in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:11:30 No.13332051 >>13332046 I'm not. Just saying, people might not out-right announce it or make it blatantly clear, even if they are.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:11:38 No.13332052 >>13331924 We should get shadman to do further mantis gore just so this faggot will die of an aneurysm already.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:12:45 No.13332054 >>13332050 It's a slang term, you and I both know what he means when he says a "Stage 3 Alp."

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:13:19 No.13332060

>>13332041
Just ignore him, it's Inari. He always throws a fit about the whole "Alps don't have stages!" thing.

Even though it's blatantly obvious they do, it's just not "Stage 3 = Bombshell" like people seem to think.

It doesn't matter anyway though, since whether you know that canon or not, "Stage 3" has pretty well become short-hand for a Bombshell Succubi Alp at this point, and it's futile to try and fight against such parlance.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:14:07 No.13332061 >>13332054 It's hard to tell if he's using slang or being genuine.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:14:09 No.13332062 >>13331929 Fighting evil together with. and marrying

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:14:17 No.13332063 >>13332052 Does he even like monster girls? Even if no goddamn way am I paying money to piss off some faggot.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:15:28 No.13332069

>>13332051
They may not announce it. But friends are curious and will ask. I can't tell you the number of times I've had a friend ask "Kind of odd for you to be free on a Friday night. Are you still seeing X?"

It's a straight question that anyone with an ounce of decency would ask, especially if they're interested.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:15:41 No.13332070 >>13332060 I'm not Him, he's not even awake yet. More than him know it's true Alps don't have stages in canon from actually reading the world guide.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:17:55 No.13332076 >>13332063 He did a bunch of MG requests in a waifu drawthread once. If you ever see him crop up in a /a/, /v/, or /b/ drawthread/requestthread you can try asking.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:19:54 No.13332083

>>13332070
He is up, but fine.

Either way, it's pretty clear there's a progression to Alps, and I say this after having read and re-read the section on them. It's just not "Boy -> Reverse Trap -> Bombshell" like people used to believe. I think most people know that by now, and just use "Stage 3 = Bombshell" as slang, short-hand.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:20:33 No.13332085

>>13332028
It's shorthand and you know it.

You're arguing like when people say Mantango that "There's no such thing as Mantango's in canon." There are incubi who form from mating with a matango wife who grow mushrooms on their heads. We call them Mantangos for short.

The stages of alps are the same way. Potential alp, new alp, alp that has accepted womanhood body and mind. Arguing that reference system is non-canon is retarded as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:20:54 No.13332087 >>13332076 He did? Like what?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:21:22 No.13332089 >>13332083 >>13332085 An Alp is still a guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:21:41 No.13332092 >>13331929 Forcing into contrived no-win scenarios where no matter what choice they make it results in them falling. And then drinking their tears.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:22:28 No.13332093 >>13332083 If used as slang it becomes reasonable. The whole process goes "Human boy -> Incubus -> Alp", and the transformation from Incubus to Alp can be almost instantaneous. From there Alps can change greatly like eevee.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:22:40 No.13332094 >>13332089 >Fully functioning fully female bodies >Men That's not how sexual dimorphism works.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:22:44 No.13332095 >>13332087 He's done Ryu a few times, some onis, spider girls, and a few others. Nothing really beyond some sketches, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:23:36 No.13332099 >>13331933 le funny where u think ur? meme >>13332095 So how many of those sketches included rape, vore, gore and/or scat?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:23:57 No.13332100 Guys, guys, guys. Shut up and watch this monkey eat rice balls. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18-xvIjH8T4

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:24:10 No.13332101 >>13332085 So by that logic all gay men are potential Alps, therefore monsterboys. Congrats, you just proved they exist in the setting jackass.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:25:08 No.13332102
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>>13331790
You are forgetting someone anon.

There's a very shy Tentacle girl sitting over there that would love to go out with you and become your waifu. She can move freely unlike those silly Dryads and Alraunes.
She will also respect your opinions and thoughts unlike certain other species of Monstergirls.

Why not give her a chance anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:26:28 No.13332105 >>13332101 Well there aren't really gay men, because they all become Alps. And thank god, that means no gay pride parades or any of that shit.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:26:53 No.13332110

>>13332093
>From There
Not really. In the first place, Alps are extremely fluid. It's only logical to assume that their initial female form would vary based upon what they were like as a guy, and that they may change further from there as they adjust to being an Alp. The guide even notes that the transformation to Incubus is often nigh instantaneous and negligible. What >>13332085 said is more correct, though after re-reading "Alp that has accepted womanhood in body and mind" is a bit off, as it says that even at "Stage 3", they may still have many masculine traits, beyond just being a Tomboy.

So it's more like Potential Alp -> Newborn, Insecure Alp -> Accepted Alp, since the wording in the guide made it seem less like they accepted being a "Woman" per-se, and more like they accept being an "Alp", if that makes any sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:27:26 No.13332112 >>13332089 Whatever you have to tell yourself to make you feel better about being an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:27:28 No.13332113 >>13332101 >Potential alp is still a man or an incubus >Incubi are the only monsterboys in the setting anyway >southparkretardalert.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:27:37 No.13332114 >>13332102 I'd rather live the King Nothing life than have a Tentacle waifu. Hell I'd probably fucking be King Nothing if MGs suddenly existed

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:27:39 No.13332115 >>13332105 There are gay men. A man needs to turn into an incubus before he can Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:27:56 No.13332116 I think I'm a normalfag now. I'm sorry

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:28:51 No.13332120 >>13332100 I'm a weakness for Kakuen when they pull puppy dog eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:29:03 No.13332123 >>13332116 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:29:28 No.13332127 >>13332115 Nah, he just needs his SE production to die. Then he transforms as easy as a human woman turns into a succubus.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:30:21 No.13332130 >>13332116 Not like I care.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:30:40 No.13332132 >>13332102 >49 years behind Shit Tyrone get it together

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:30:49 No.13332133

>>13332115
Given how it's described though, it seems as though a gay man wouldn't need much more prompting than a woman to be transformed.

That is, they'd just need to walk around in a Demon Realm long enough. So, once the DL takes over, and turns the entire world into a diverse "Demon Realm", well...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:31:39 No.13332138 >>13332114 This. I'd live alone and paranoid if MGs became real. If I freak out at real women showing any sign of possible affection towards me how the hell will I cope with sex monsters trying to outright fuck me?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:33:00 No.13332145 >>13332116 Being normal is fine, it's more rewarding and is all around much easier to cope with than having a vore or unbirthing fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:34:20 No.13332149 >>13332114 Why do you hate her so much anon? She's more afraid of you than you are afraid of her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:34:20 No.13332150 >>13332102 >fusing one of my favorite monster girls with mind worms You have gone too far, Anon. You need to be stopped.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:36:43 No.13332155

>>13332116
Is that supposed to be bad? I wish many things in my life were "normal".

>>13331867
...Wait, really? That's so fucking stupid, holy shit.

>>13331846
>It's as if to say, if MGs were to ever appear, and we being the fanboy faggots we are, were to go to them first, that's what would happen.
You'd have to be braindead to do something as dumb as that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:36:46 No.13332156 >>13332110 >is more correct You mean the guy who uses the three example pictures as some iron clad reference and proof of stages?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:37:17 No.13332159 >>13332138 Better put together a Monster Girl survival kit, yarn balls for Cat Girls, salt for Slug Girls, fake plastic treasure hoards for Dragons and so on.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:38:51 No.13332162 >>13332150 But anon, how else can they enjoy the wonders of Tentacle girls on other worlds?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:39:34 No.13332163

>>13332156
Where did he use the three example images?

He didn't. But those images, despite how much you dispute it, are representative of 3 stages. They are just examples of the progression though, not "All Alps are like this, then like this, then like this."

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:40:51 No.13332169 >>13332156 The guy that said it's a thread internal system of reference to things that happen in canon you dense man. That you can't separate that from "It's not said in the book." is legitimately autistic.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:42:46 No.13332176 Why do people like slimy girls?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:44:28 No.13332181

>>13332163
He mentioned it in his last bit of wording. I'd say the whole thing is an example if alpification but not alps themselves.
A stage 1 Alp would imply it's already an Alp, meaning a correct use of it would be a stage 1 Alp is a freshly born Alp that was recently an Incubus. Even then it's not right because there's two other stages, and Alps don't work that way.
I'd say it works just for turning into an Alp through:
Gay boy/man -> Incubus -> Alp

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:44:56 No.13332182 >>13332176 Some people like to be marked as their waifu's territory I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:45:20 No.13332186 >>13332162 In any way that doesn't involve mind worms.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:47:04 No.13332188

>>13332182
Many girls can 'mark' their husbandos. Manticores rubbing their mane and face all over you, for example, to leave their mark.

I guess I'm referring more to the actual slime. I can't stand the sensation of slimy things. I know I'm not alone in that regard.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:47:12 No.13332189

>>13332181
It's always been called the stages of alpification. And it's Potential Alp/New Alp/Endgame Alp(of whatever appearance that is for an individual)

The incubus stage is not even technically required. Alps can come from men or incubi depending on the level of DE exposure.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:47:18 No.13332190 Do you have anything going for you anon? Do you think you could avoid being all alone, even in a world filled with monster girls?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:47:32 No.13332191

>>13332181
You are being legitimately autistic with the way you're arguing simple semantics now.

And again, Incubus is just a stop-gap that isn't even noticed in the majority of cases.
The progression of Alpification is
Gay -> New Alp -> "Settled" Alp

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:48:18 No.13332193 >>13332186 But anon, surely you wouldn't mind that? They perfected her. Instead of freezing in pure fear you will freeze in pure bliss and pleasure, as they hug you and their tentacles connect with you. Their embrace is one of pure pleasue!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:48:59 No.13332194 >>13332190 I'd probably be an easy mark for a centipede girl or something. Or maybe not, considering I'd have to leave my house sometime for her to see me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:50:35 No.13332199 >>13332190 Monster girls will never be real so I need to face that fact and try to get a 3D girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:52:03 No.13332205 How do more consistent writefaggots deal with writer's block?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:52:37 No.13332207 >>13332199 The only correct answer.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:53:33 No.13332209

>>13332189
Where does it say a gay man can just randomly turn into an Alp?
And Alpfication stops once they're an actual ALP. There's no point in using the term once they're completely an Alp, and using stages is still pointless. Metamorphosis stops being Metamorphosis once the butterfly crawls out of the pupa.

>>13332191
>stop gap
You could say that, but it's still a required step. If you take out the Incubization step you will always still have a gay man at the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:54:00 No.13332210 >>13332199 >>13332207 We all need to move on from escapism at some point anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:54:22 No.13332214 File: 97 KB, 460x544, 1336360183771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2200 What's going on here?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:54:26 No.13332215

>>13332194
I guess my plan for hiding in a cabin in the woods wouldn't work out too well.

Lumbering Bear Girls, packs of sex-starved Wolf Girls, all kinds of dangerous Plant Girls lying in wait around the forest.

I'd need to gather things together in order to trade with the nearby tribe of Wood Elf Girls for food and supplies as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:54:33 No.13332216 >>13332193 Cry 'Atrocity!', and let slip the planet busters.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:54:55 No.13332217 >>13332207 >>13332210 I know, but still. Man this is fucking depressing.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:56:21 No.13332221

>>13332205
There is no one, singular 'writer's block,' and thus there is no singular way to deal with it.

One thing to consider is that often people mistake writer's block for a lack of a motivation, so there's that. Lots of people 'want' to write, but don't want to put in the effort of converting an idea into something with a little more substance.

That aside, reading and watching fiction is a good way to get new ideas. Want to write something about sci-fi? Find sci-fi to read, that sort of thing. Or even just try to write a quick short about something completely different.

Stuck writing about the MC being a proprietor of a parlor that makes pawed girls - like anubutts - orgasm from the best pawrubs in the West? Write something about a young, adventuring dragon trying to steal some sheep to eat and having a run-in with the local farm boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:56:43 No.13332225 >>13332210 Nah, I'm fine as I am.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:56:55 No.13332227 >>13332217 Kill yourself then.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:57:11 No.13332230 >>13332217 the alps in these threads turned me bi, so when i leave the house i have double the chance of no longer having to deal with crushing loneliness everyday

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:57:12 No.13332231 >>13332214 This is normal. When the board is slow we can get up to 4000.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:57:49 No.13332233 >>13332199 >>13332207 >>13332210 >>13332217 If you don't even love your waifu enough to stay pure for her, then you deserve 3dpd.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:58:05 No.13332235 >>13332214 You're a newfag and you're not lurking enough. That's what's going on.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:58:53 No.13332238 >>13332233 They'll never be real you fucking autistic moron.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 18:59:35 No.13332241 >>13332233 Fine meme, mate! >>13332214 We've even gone past 5000.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:00:34 No.13332245 >>13332238 >>13332241 Look, this is a Monster Girl thread. If you want to talk about how much you want to dick 3d human girls, go to >>>/r9k/. Don't bitch about it here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:01:23 No.13332253 >>13332245 I think you need to take it easy, bro.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:01:31 No.13332254 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49871305 Why are spiders so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:01:47 No.13332256 >>13332199 A 3D Girl that would want to be a Monster Girl if the technology were ever made available would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:01:55 No.13332257 >>13332245 This is a monster girl thread so please talk about monster girls instead of getting your ass in a twist about some posts. >>13332254 Because free clothes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:02:23 No.13332258 >>13332245 Don't bother. Now they will call you autist or something

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:02:25 No.13332259 >>13332245 >telling autists like >>13332233 the truth is wanting to fuck human women. Really retard?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:03:04 No.13332260 >>13332235 never bothered to look at monster girl threads before, gomen

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:04:08 No.13332264 >>13332260 Run before it's too late. >>13332256 My nigga. Too bad 97,5% of them must be fujoshi landwhales.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:04:34 No.13332265 >>13332260 Welcome to the thread. I hope you have a nice stay.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:05:38 No.13332268 >>13332260 Try again during the (un)dead hours.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:08:19 No.13332272 >>13332264 An unfortunate truth...that one Minotaur Cosplayer and her friends weren't that bad though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:09:25 No.13332275 >>13332272 Oh well, we can always imagine 2D girls who want to become a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:11:28 No.13332282 File: 345 KB, 495x600, 1412296176235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish there were daki covers of cuddly girls like Weresheep and Yeti, but I don't have enough money to commission and get a custom cover

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:12:39 No.13332284 >>13332282 Do Yeti use dakis? It can get lonely up the mountains.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:12:50 No.13332285 >>13332275 I thought we were talking about things that weren't 2D-Waifu Delusions.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:13:49 No.13332286 >>13332275 Meta as fuck. >>13332272 Who are they?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:13:51 No.13332287 >>13332282 I want an Anubis Daki. Sadly the artist I'd like to make it isn't taking commissions now, or for the foreseeable future...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:14:59 No.13332291 >>13332287 you could always write in the mean time

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:15:02 No.13332292 How would a monster girl react if one of her victims looked up at her and said "I just want to go home, ok?"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:16:09 No.13332296 >>13332285 Well now we're back to them. >>13332292 Well that depends on the monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:16:22 No.13332298 >>13332292 GO HOME HUMAN BOY

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:17:06 No.13332300 >>13332292 She would assume he wants to fuck in his house, or drag him to her home as he lives there now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:17:54 No.13332303 >>13332298 GAME ON PALADINS

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:17:57 No.13332304 File: 345 KB, 640x480, 0942.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do monster girls always use proprietary software? Because they don't respect your freedom. >>13332272 Never seen those pictures. Any links?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:22:17 No.13332320 >>13332291 Can't right now. Have work to do. Might try and write later tonight though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:22:31 No.13332323 >>13332303 But paladins have no game.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:22:59 No.13332327 File: 305 KB, 1840x2888, yeti daki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13332284 yes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:23:30 No.13332329 >>13332323 >White Knights can't jump Oh, it's on.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:23:56 No.13332331 >>13332284 Probably pretty lonely for Yetis in particular, since they are so loving. >>13332292 Would largely depend on the type. Some of the more sadistic types would probably find it amusing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:24:03 No.13332334 >>13332320 sounds like a plan

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:24:04 No.13332335 >>13332298 >>13332303 >>13332304 huehuehuaheuhuae

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:24:11 No.13332337 >>13332329 >>White Knights can't jump I swear to fucking god Charon that's actually pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:24:31 No.13332339 >>13332327 Adorable, I'd love to be her personal daki. >>13332329 Oh shit B-ball game, Paladins vs Monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:28:01 No.13332349 Story about a normally shy, pacifist decedent of a paladin slaying his cheating monster wife and lover when?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:29:33 No.13332353 >>13332349 I'd be pissed if someone decided to use Community Paladin for such a story. This is NOT reverse psychology.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:30:38 No.13332355 >>13332349 When you write it anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:33:52 No.13332369 >>13332349 >cheating Nice try

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:34:39 No.13332373

>>13332292
I always figured that the younger inexperienced monsters were far more dangerous than the older ones. A serial rapist would know just how far she could push and scare a man. A total rookie is far more likely to make a fatal mistake.

>It takes three policemon, an elf, a troll and a yeti to haul the inconsolable young manticore off the stiffening corpse
>"No!" She screams. "Don't take me away from him. Somebody help! For god's sake can't you see he's hurt? Call an ambulance!"
>"He's gone girl." The troll grunts as she slaps the cuffs on the blood-smeared teenager and covers up the tail. "Nobody can help him now."
>"W-we were going to be married." The maneater protests softly as slumps listlessly into the back of the patrol car. Tears flood down her cheeks and she sniffles. "He liked me, for a long time. I could tell..."

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:36:38 No.13332380 >>13332373 God damn that's harsh, man. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:37:00 No.13332381 >>13332373 She's a Manticore, she deserves it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:37:50 No.13332385 >>13332373 There's probably a monster girl class called "how to handle your husband" where they are taught how far is too far.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:39:15 No.13332389 >>13332373 Why do I enjoy stories where monster girls accidentally kill their lovers?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:39:50 No.13332391 >>13332381 Hey, fuck you man that's haram >>13332221 I have the ideas, just no way to articulate it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:40:32 No.13332394 >>13332349 >Cheating Monster Wife Paladin Propaganda pls go.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:41:37 No.13332399 >>13332373 >>13332389 Because it's actually pretty damn good SUFFERING.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:41:38 No.13332400 >>13332389 Because you're a fag.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:42:37 No.13332409 File: 21 KB, 440x514, ss+(2015-04-16+at+07.39.31).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13332292 >Is that blood... am I bleeding? Do I need to go to the hospital?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:44:42 No.13332413 >>13332381 >Some innocent man deserves to die because I don't like a monstergirl Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:45:26 No.13332417 >>13332373 Imagining a Yeti police officer is the only good thing to be gotten from this shitty suffering.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:46:38 No.13332420 >>13332417 Officer Yeti solves crimes with hugs!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:48:32 No.13332428 >>13332417 >>13332420 Better than tasers. >>13332399 But I don't even like suffering stories.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:50:20 No.13332432 >>13332417 >>13332420 Yeti cop would be shit.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:50:46 No.13332437

>>13332373
What would the punishment and rehabilitation be afterwards? I mean, the Manitcore didn't mean to, she's not some mean evil girl. Her heart was in the right place, she just doesn't know how to be responsible and control her strength and all that.

I want to see tough powerful Monster Girls learn how to restrain themselves and control their abilities, especially around those weaker and frailer husbandos.

If that big powerful Dragon Girl wants her Bishounen Husband with that cute Anime Illness making him weak, she'll have to learn how much force to exert grabbing him, how to read his tells of when she's going too hard into femdom, the medication he'll need and other vitamins and diets a human boy should have, all that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:50:54 No.13332439 >>13331827 I liked Free_Drinks and his yandere Wight Onee-san story a lot before he went on to to do IRL teacher things. There's also DILLAWF and Limp_Nicky before they were kill.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:51:46 No.13332440 >>13331827 Bromont is still best.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:51:57 No.13332442 >>13332432 She would be the best. Hugging criminals into submission.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:54:06 No.13332451

>>13332437
>You will never be an Ill Boy cared for by a Mighty Dragon
>She will never fret over you constantly, treating you with the care of a precious jeweled egg
>She'll never become comparable to an Anubis as she carefully schedules your medication and exercise times
I hate being sick, but all the same, that does sound nice...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:54:35 No.13332454 >>13332442 Oh yeah like that would fucking work.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:55:20 No.13332457 >>13332437 >What would the punishment and rehabilitation be afterwards? Death penalty.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:55:25 No.13332458 Any anons remember the story with the cop and the Manticore who was being framed for something? He basically became a butler for her? I could never remember who wrote it. I liked it quite a bit too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:56:04 No.13332462 >>13332454 It would work on me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:56:53 No.13332465 >>13332254 DAT ABDOMEN. Also, a fearboner.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:56:59 No.13332466 >>13332458 >He basically became a butler for her? HOLY SHIT SO ORIGINAL.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:57:27 No.13332470

>>13332437
Probably manslaughter, as that's unintentional death. And probably let off for being a minor. That's assuming the laws are not much harsher for harming men in a monstergirl society. Accidentally killing the man she loved though, she'll have to live with that the rest of her life. That's probably worse than anything the law could do.

Probably be a decent believable backstory to a shy CC Manticore now that I think about it. Would you heal her anon, when she trembles just at your touch?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:57:56 No.13332472 >>13332462 Yeah but you're a faggot.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:58:29 No.13332473

>>13332458
The only story I can recall along those lines was the one about a Cop who was sent undercover to live with a Manticore who was on a sort of probation, due to mistrust for her species mostly. He acted more like a public service worker than a butler.

It was by Aftyn, and probably my favorite Manticore story personally.
There was a lovely scene at the end, when they're on their honeymoon, and she lifts up her dress, and she's wearing a garterbelt, no panties and hnnnnggg...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:58:56 No.13332474 >>13332472 Yeah, but I'm still getting my Yeti hugs.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:59:32 No.13332476 >>13332470 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 19:59:49 No.13332478 >>13332470 It is a pretty good healing setup. I can only imagine her having some sort of PTSD, freaking out whenever a new man in her life gets so much as a scratch.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:00:13 No.13332482 File: 109 KB, 810x618, 1401921268902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you keep your cool when a girl with a fat, round abdomen walks into the bar?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:00:30 No.13332484 >>13332473 I love you anon. yes that was the one. I shall now go find this in the pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:01:36 No.13332489 >>13332470 She fucking murdered someone. Oh wait, she didn't mean it though! Poor girl. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:01:51 No.13332490 >>13332482 What am I doing in a bar?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:01:53 No.13332491 >>13332482 I don't care. I came here to get drunk, not to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:02:06 No.13332494 >>13332413 He was in MGC, he was bound to die anyway. You should be mad at the setting for allowing such a thing to happen in the first place, not me for being glad the cunt got her just desserts.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:02:30 No.13332496

>>13331827
Currently, probably Peny. I've not actually read his bigger stories, but his lighter stuff is pretty fun to read. Here's hoping he keeps up with them, since I've made an exception to my not reading incomplete stories rule for it.

>>13332470
That sounds pretty cool. I guess there was more to be gained from that story after all.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:02:50 No.13332497

>>13332458
Aftyn.

>>13332437
She might not be charged with anything. Manslaughter usually results in death while something else illegal has occured. For example, if you're driving a car, run a red light, and hit a werecat and she dies, that's manslaughter. If you were driving down a road at the speed limit and she ran out in front of you and died, that's accidental death which does not carry criminal charges.

In all likelihood of the scenario given above, the Manticore would not face criminal charges, but could face civil litigation from the deceased's family.

>>13332489
You don't seem to understand what murder is.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:02:53 No.13332498 >>13332489 Manticore din do nuffin

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:03:08 No.13332499 File: 194 KB, 1109x711, Ant daughteru, now ant waifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13332482 >Not licking your waifu's abdomen or egg sac It's like you've never lived.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:04:11 No.13332501 >>13332497 You're a fucking retard if you're gonna reduce everything to semantics.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:04:35 No.13332502 >>13332499 That's pretty lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:05:03 No.13332503 >>13332498 >Dindu Nuffin So she was named after that famous manticore athlete.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:05:11 No.13332506 >>13332470 >Probably be a decent believable backstory to a shy CC Manticore now that I think about it. Would you heal her anon, when she trembles just at your touch? I fucking hate (most of) you people.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:06:10 No.13332509 >>13332506 >I fucking hate (most of) you people. You post this all the time, at everything. Just fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:06:29 No.13332512 >>13332497 >Rape >Not illegal >But it's in MGC Hmmmmmm

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:06:46 No.13332513 >>13332501 In law, semantics are everything. >>13332506 Why is that? Manticores are allowed to have personalities.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:08:05 No.13332515 >>13332513 >Why is that? Manticores are allowed to have personalities. They are, so why are they always shy or a CC?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:08:11 No.13332516 >>13332506 >Actually has an okay reason for a shy manticore for once rather than lol individuals Not like anything will come of it, but it's a good point.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:08:59 No.13332519 >>13332515 >Manticores >Always shy They're fucking depicted as rape machines. When are they shown as Shy?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:09:11 No.13332520 >>13332512 There was nothing mentioned about rape, anon. And please, don't use such a harsh word - he was just proactively dated. >>13332515 People like shy girls and women in their mid to late 20s?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:09:20 No.13332521 >>13332509 You're assuming it's only one person you imbecile. >>13332513 This is deviantart-tier "uguu poor misunderstood killer~ u_u lets hug her for t3h uber healing ^_^!!!".

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:09:47 No.13332523 >>13332512 I'm pretty sure rape is only illegal if the man is married or otherwise claimed. Otherwise it's just proactive dating.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:10:11 No.13332525 >>13332519 All the stories written by people here about Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:10:27 No.13332526 >>13332519 How often is it that there are stories here that depict Manticores as Rape Machines, and doesn't immediately reduce them to "Uguu Kawaii ex-smug-chan"?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:10:34 No.13332527 >>13332520 >proactively dated >>13332523 >proactive dating meme

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:11:28 No.13332528 >>13332527 Next you're going to speak out against that most sacred of taboos. Handholding.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:12:10 No.13332532

>>13332521
>This is deviantart-tier "uguu poor misunderstood killer~ u_u lets hug her for t3h uber healing ^_^!!!".

Yes, this is a great defense.
"Your honor, that Manticore over there is guilty of murder because to say otherwise makes it a deviantart-tier hugbox!"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:12:14 No.13332533 >>13332528 >le handholding is LEWD!!! XD That's a worse meme then waifushit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:12:27 No.13332534 >>13332528 But that isn't cringe-worthy unlike calling rape "proactively dating".

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:12:32 No.13332535 >>13332515 They're pretty normal in some stories. I remember a playful manticore in a greentext along with a bunch of other monster children.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:13:07 No.13332538 >>13332519 >When are they shown as Shy? Like, all the fucking time in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:13:28 No.13332539 If only someone were to write a guide for tourists visiting Monster Girl City. There would be a lot less tourists wandering into dangerous places like 'The Screaming Shota'.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:13:44 No.13332541

I want to be horribly and brutally tortured by a vicious uncaring monster that leaves me scared and traumatized, then rescued and nurtured back to health by a kind and loving monster.

I love healing stories, but you can't have any healing without breaking something first.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:14:08 No.13332543 >>13332539 Fuck off.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:14:27 No.13332545

>>13332532
If you weren't so mad and illiterate you'd have noticed I'm talking about the
>>Probably be a decent believable backstory to a shy CC Manticore now that I think about it. Would you heal her anon, when she trembles just at your touch?
part. What are you even smoking to come up with that

>>13332533
So many shitty writers here include that funny meme in their stories.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:15:18 No.13332550 File: 559 KB, 657x890, 1427330577014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13332541 You are my nigga. Ignore the "No Fun" patrol in these. >>13332543 Like this guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:16:14 No.13332552 >>13332545 >So many shitty writers here include that funny meme in their stories. I liked it in DILLAWF's story, but then, that was written a whole year ago now. I'd say it's become rather stale in more recent works.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:16:15 No.13332553 >>13332550 >Ignore the "No Fun" patrol in these. Great meme my /v/ friend!

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:17:02 No.13332555

>>13332526
Quite often. And always, there's a plethora of butthurt that follows. Your arguments might have more weight if you didn't resort to saying stupid shit like "Uguu Kawaii ex-smug-chan."

>>13332545
Nice ad-hominem. I'm done trying to have a reasonable discussion.

>>13332539
First, MGC would need something to sponsor tourism. What would bring people into the city? If it was the MGs, wouldn't saying "Don't go here because of rape" actually increase the amount of folks going there?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:18:32 No.13332558 >>13332555 >Nice ad-hominem. I'm done trying to have a reasonable discussion. PFFT HAHAH You sure showed me with your nonsensical response!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:18:39 No.13332559 >>13332555 >Reasonable discussion >During anytime but late night thread You have a problem, and I have identified it for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:18:41 No.13332560 >>13332555 It would be a guide to increase your chances of being raped by a monster of your choice. Like the abandoned factory is full of spiders, avoid if you don't want to be raped by spiders. Or go there anyways if that's your thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:18:42 No.13332561 File: 1.44 MB, 1723x607, 1428159923401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13332541 I want to have more of the chronicles of the Smug Squad. Maybe their day jobs, when they're not gangraping some lost man in a back alley.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:18:44 No.13332562
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>>13332502

It doesn't help that I have a crippling weakness for Ant Girls for some reason. It's like they're fucking custom-built for pleasuring every facet of a man.

From their smooth as silk exoskeletons and the divots in them for the joints to the pheromone and sweat drenched panties that drive any man mad like they're a quarterback with every football ever made and you're tripping on PCP to the extremely lickable abdomens and egg sacs.

Das Ant is the strongest. In both the insect world and in bed. Fight me motherfuckers, you may have the Overworld, but my daughterus and I control the Hungry Earth.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:19:00 No.13332565 >>13332550 All I can say for that pic is Daaaaaamn

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:19:35 No.13332566 >>13332555 >Your arguments might have more weight if you didn't resort to saying stupid shit like "Uguu Kawaii ex-smug-chan." >says the guy behind >>13332532 Am I being trolled?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:19:39 No.13332569
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Has anyone noticed the increase of Anons who tell people to "Fuck Off" and shit? They shit on any idea brought up, and just bitch all the time. And they right off anything they don't like as a "Meme" or crossboarder.

I can't be the only one noticing this, it's unnatural.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:19:47 No.13332570

>>13332555
It would be one of the few places where monstergirls could live, so people who are curious about them would go their. I'm sure most monstergirls would have skills that would attract tourism, liking cooking performance arts, or whoring. It is MGC city after all, prostitution would be legal.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:20:21 No.13332573 >>13332527 >>13332533 Man, these threads have really changed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:21:16 No.13332575 >>13332569 They're just looking to get a rise out of you. Best to ignore them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:21:39 No.13332577 >>13332561 >More of the Chronicles of the Smug Squad Has there even been anything depicting them as a group besides the one greentext of them being broken, then becoming a guy's harem?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:22:10 No.13332579 >>13332575 Or better yet, report them.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:22:21 No.13332581

>>13332573
So funny memes /b/ro!!!

>>13332569
>And they right off anything they don't like as a "Meme"
Except they're stupid fucking memes, though? Epic random bullshit brought from /a/ or /d/, or even worse, from these very same threads.

>>13332575
People aren't allowed to have different opinions from mine! Trolls! Bait!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:22:23 No.13332582 >>13332573 Al that's changed is the trolls who shit up the joint.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:22:40 No.13332583 >>13332566 >>13332569 >How to know if you're being trolled >Are you on 4chan? >Yes? >Guess what.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:22:55 No.13332585 >>13332569 The "meme" faggot is trying to stir shit up via a buzzword, so you're best off reporting and ignoring him.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:23:34 No.13332589 >>13332573 >>13332582 >not liking memes makes you a "troll" I didn't know this place was filled with children. >>13332585 Don't abuse the report system.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:24:24 No.13332592 >>13332570 I'd imagine male prostitution would be the big thing in MGC. >>13332560 Why are spidergirls in an abandoned factory? Are they all jobless squatters?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:25:20 No.13332596 >>13332589 They're shitposting which is banworthy and not abusing the system.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:25:30 No.13332598 >muh bait >muh only one person shitting up the thread >muh troll >muh buzzword Is this a fucking joke >>13332592 >I'd imagine male prostitution would be the big thing in MGC. But would they even be able to get money off it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:25:44 No.13332601 >>13332561 >Gangraping I get the feeling Ms. Happy has to work overtime in that gang. >>13332577 Manticore and Cheshire have been written together quite often. Not so much the newcomers, though Hellhound probably isn't very 'new' these days.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:26:18 No.13332602 >>13332592 The big open spaces are a perfect place to make big webs, so a bunch of spider girls use it to show off their web making skills to each-other.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:27:34 No.13332605 >>13332560 >>13332592 >Like the abandoned factory is full of spiders You know not the horrors of their world, let alone ours. http://www.wired.com/2014/10/4-acre-spider-web-engulfs-building/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:27:36 No.13332606 >>13332562 Don't you mean handegg?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:28:13 No.13332611 Why does everyone and their fucking mother attack these threads? I mean, fuck, how do they even keep finding us?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:28:23 No.13332612

>>13332596
>They're shitposting
Says who?

Do you want me to post memegenerator stuff to make you feel more comfortable or something? You're legitimately saying some people not liking stupid memes are "shitposting". (Funny when you're complaining about buzzwords and calling everything a troll)

You're just mad others have different opinions from yours! What a shocking revelation!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:28:46 No.13332615 >>13332592 I'm sure there would be lots of male prostitutes, but I'm sure many monstergirl would realize who much money could be made off seedy things like gambling, whoring themselves out to tourists, and selling venom and other monster drugs.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:29:46 No.13332618

>>13332589
>Don't abuse the report system.
I suppose that's a good idea, although you have to take these posts into account:
>>13329448
>>13327119
>>13327757
>>13328092
>>13329511
>>13329632
>>13330868
>>13330990
>>13332099
>>13332241
>>13332533
>>13332581

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:30:50 No.13332622 >>13332611 We're easy to bait, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:31:28 No.13332625 What's going on in this thread, where are the pictures of cute monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:31:48 No.13332626 >>13332611 >I mean, fuck, how do they even keep finding us? Well, we do advertise, so...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:32:21 No.13332628 File: 161 KB, 600x800, This_is_baito.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nazrin says: Don't take the bait. Ignore and report.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:32:28 No.13332629 >>13332625 Pictures are against posting standards apparently.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:33:03 No.13332631

>>13332618
Did you... did you really just link every post that had the word "meme" in it? Wow, this is so autistic I'm honestly shocked.

Fun fact: a few of those are mine, even from hours ago, and I gotta say, you don't get to call anything a shitpost if you actually enjoy spouting memes.

>>13332628
See? Another funny meme. It's like I'm on /v/.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:34:09 No.13332638 >>13332611 I think it's mostly just one guy right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:34:32 No.13332640 >>13332601 True. Kakuen is the newest girl still. Hellhound meanwhile, there's no such excuse. Are there even any stories involving a Hellhound and a Cheshire and/or Manticore, that doesn't involve one of them being brutalized by the other?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:35:03 No.13332641 >>13332625 Spamming pictures isn't the way to go, either. >>13332638 Nah, it's at least two.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:36:03 No.13332646 >>13332631 To be honest this is basically /v/. The only time this thread is fun is when we don't talk about monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:36:51 No.13332648 >>13332640 I wish they were portrayed as mortal enemies to one another.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:37:12 No.13332649 >>13332605 Good lord, I would not want to work in MGC pest control.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:38:36 No.13332655 >>13332631 Calling things you don't like a meme is also a meme.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:39:47 No.13332656

>>13332646
Yeah...

I get a feeling I'm gonna get banned because some idiot can't stop spamming reports.

And this all started from a generic short greentext about yet another shy manticore accidentally killing a man and people here defending her.

>>13332655
Wow, so meta. Hang on, let me pick up my dictionary and say what meme originally meant, Dawkins, information, buzzwords, etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:40:46 No.13332660 >>13332655 I think you just blew his mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:40:46 No.13332661 >>13332592 >male prostitution I bet you would have to spend more time cuddling than fucking with some of the girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:41:58 No.13332667 >>13332656 Tubular memes brohan.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:42:49 No.13332669

>>13332656
>And this all started from a generic short greentext about yet another shy manticore accidentally killing a man and people here defending her.

>Implying there's anything in the original story that indicates she's shy and not just some dumb kid who let her hormones get the best of her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:43:36 No.13332675 >>13332648 Magnetic property? Similar fields repel?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:43:45 No.13332676

>>13332655
>3dpd
>spamming the same post on every new monster girl thread
>demon lord edits
>"bait"
>tumblr boogeyman
>reaction pics
>"bait" again
>sadpanda
>that overused "where do you thin you are" pic
>3dpd again
>handholding
>proactive dating
Go on, please tell me how mockingly calling these memes is wrong.

>>13332669
>>Implying there's anything in the original story that indicates she's shy and not just some dumb kid who let her hormones get the best of her.
True. I take back the "shy" part of my post.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:46:23 No.13332681

>>13332676
>>3dpd
I'm not sure how much is a joke, and how much is people being genuinely retarded. Probably more the latter than I'd like to think.
>>spamming the same post on every new monster girl thread
That's just for easy organization.
>>demon lord edits
Not even sure what you mean here.
>>"bait"
It is bait, a lot of the time.
>>tumblr boogeyman
That's all of 4chan.
>>reaction pics
We try and keep them out of here.
>>"bait" again
>>sadpanda
That's one idiot today.
>>that overused "where do you think you are" pic
There's a pic?
>>3dpd again
>>handholding
>>proactive dating
They're pretty stale, but there are worse things out there.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:47:07 No.13332684 So, what alternate colorations would you like on MGs? >Brownscaled Sahuagin with green hair. I would call her, mudfish Totally using it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:47:14 No.13332685 >>13332676 >sadpanda >meme >implying you aren't just some newfag fanny flustered over the fact he can't get into the secret club >getting upset over the term "proactive dating"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:47:42 No.13332689 >>13332676 But if any idea can become a meme then that means everything is a meme. Every English word is a encapsulating idea. Every word is a meme. God damn you should just stop talking because you're spouting memes like crazy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:49:40 No.13332693 Isn't proactive dating just the "politically correct" term that the authorities in MGC use to make it look like the city doesn't have a rampant rape problem?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:50:39 No.13332696

>>13332681
>>>demon lord edits
>Not even sure what you mean here.
I guess I was wrong with that one.

At least I'm glad we agree on the rest.

>>13332685
Why is your post so green?

>>sadpanda
>>meme
>>implying you aren't just some newfag fanny flustered over the fact he can't get into the secret club
If only you took the time to check the posts and see what was being called a meme was some satirical post of a dude pretending to not know what sadpanda was instead of resorting to /v/speak.

>>13332689
Well, you know what people mean when calling something a meme. A stale, overused joke repeated ad nauseam, etc.

>>13332693
It's still dumb, IN MY OPINION. Pretty much the same as "handholding = lewd".

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:51:28 No.13332699 File: 128 KB, 840x801, feae65bb676fd2f094587ac39bc4caf3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:51:40 No.13332700 >>13332684 A pure Valkyrie with red eyes and black hair and pale skin.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:52:15 No.13332702 >>13332696 >Complains about the "Tumbl Boogeyman" >Brings up /v/ and meme boogeyman Why are you even here? Aren't there better places to shitpost?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:52:44 No.13332705 >>13332693 No, it's because monster girls din do nuffin wrong, they were gud gurls the human boy enjoyed it Monster girls are basically the niggers of MGEverse

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:52:53 No.13332706 >>13332684 Corrupted Evil Crow Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:52:56 No.13332707 >>13332700 I wonder if someone has the original Valkyrie edits. The white ones with golden.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:53:05 No.13332708 >>13332699 That's gonna leave a mark.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:53:17 No.13332709

>>13332693
Rape is legal in MGC. A lot of Monster Girl species have a proud tradition of kidnapping men to have sex with, all the older Monster Girls in power want to keep this tradition going.

Every now and then a Human senator will try to push a Rape Tax, or try to make it illegal all together, only to end up disappearing or changing his opinion suddenly.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:54:49 No.13332714

>>13332702
It'd be a boogeyman if I had said you were from /v/, but I didn't. /v/speak is a thing, don't play dumb.

Please learn how to use words next time.

Thanks in advance.

>>13332709
Why do some still try to paint MGC as a wonderful place to live in? At least most stories don't do it.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:54:56 No.13332715

>>13332696
>Well, you know what people mean when calling something a meme. A stale, overused joke repeated ad nauseam, etc.
That's what you think a meme is. It's not. According to:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
A meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture. Just face it that you're using meme as a buzzword.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:54:59 No.13332716 >>13332702 Personally, I think the /pol/tards are the problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:55:08 No.13332717 >>13332705 But they don't fuck human boys, get knocked up, and dump the kid on the guys doorstep. They say with their favorite victim.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:56:03 No.13332721 File: 1.13 MB, 862x1200, 1399609655914.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13332707 This one? I saved all of the ones I saw.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:56:18 No.13332722 >>13332709 >Implying rape is legal in MGC. It's just a hellhole of a city on Earth where everyone shoved the monster that couldn't adapt to human civilization, like a combination of District 9 and Detroit.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:56:36 No.13332724

>>13332715
Haha, if we're gonna play with semantics bullshit, then I could bring up the "language is always evolving" card.

Just use some common sense, realize what people are talking about and don't try so hard to "win" an "argument" by resorting to taking everything literally.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:57:35 No.13332729 >>13332721 Yes. The glowing one and the Deruella dark valkyrie edit are specially cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:58:11 No.13332732 >>13332724 The real way to win an argument is to have the last word

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:58:33 No.13332734 >>13332716 A /pol/tard isn't the one derailing the thread right now. So that deproves your theory.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:58:50 No.13332735 >>13332724 Using your example of what a meme is is opening the door to literally everything become a meme if you don't like it. It's entirely subjective and you might as well be waving your arms around saying you don't like things.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:59:04 No.13332736 >>13332721 That's the stuff. Though the eyes could be a few shades darker, more towards gold than vibrant yellow or another color altogether. Would still watch as she slowly slips into corruption.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:59:06 No.13332737

>>13332661
Being a cuddleslut wouldn't be so bad, given how much I love cuddles. I do wonder about having to cuddle something icky like a centipede girl, however.
>>13332640
I like them all except monkey girl. If I were to write the Manticore/Cheshire/Hellhound going out and gangraping some fellow, it would not be kind. I'm very much of a masochist, so the smut would follow. There would be public use, (but not really humiliation), hard sex, face riding, pegging?, unending barbs, etc. How many people here actually like all that?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 20:59:07 No.13332738 File: 911 KB, 794x1200, 1399587836177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13332729 I agree.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:01:29 No.13332748

>>13332722
So rape law is on the books, it's just largely unenforced due to a corrupt police force who's in on it and the overwhelming, ubiquitous nature of the crime?
Basically the only way anyone gets charged with rape is if the victim's a senator's son, or if the cops want an excuse to haul your ass in.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:01:38 No.13332750 >>13332722 Pretty sure the canon is that MGC IS Detroit, turned into a District 9-style Special Designation Area.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:02:16 No.13332751 >>13332737 I don't like everything on your list, but I'd still read it. Probably.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:02:37 No.13332753

>>13332735
>literally everything
I don't see how "a shitty joke repeated ad nauseam" can apply to "literally everything".

>It's entirely subjective
What isn't at this point?

>>13332737
>public use, (but not really humiliation), hard sex, face riding, pegging?, unending barbs
No, no, no, fuck no, oh god no.

...I'm vanilla as fuck.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:02:49 No.13332756

>>13332737
>I'm very much of a masochist, so the smut would follow. There would be public use, (but not really humiliation), hard sex, face riding, pegging?, unending barbs, etc. How many people here actually like all that?
I would.
I mean, depending, I might not LIKE it, like it, but I'd fap to it at least.
Write it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:05:57 No.13332768 >>13332737 Not I, but I would imagine it'd appeal to someone. I'm alright with things like faceriding, but things like pegging just make my ass hurt thinking about it, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:06:36 No.13332769 >>13332768 So you could say you're... butthurt?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:08:19 No.13332777

>>13332753
Everything can become a shitty joke repeated ad nauseam. How many repetitions does it take for it to be ad nauseam? Twice? That's when it becomes a meme. It's a subjective value. Your definition masks your true intention that it becomes a meme when you don't like it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:09:02 No.13332780 >>13332769 Come on, man. Does my anal pain amuse you? Yes, very butthurt.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:10:34 No.13332786 >>13332737 Go ahead. Except for the pegging, the rest is good.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:12:03 No.13332789 >>13332737 Not into butt stuff, but everything else is fine.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:12:31 No.13332790

>>13332748
>>13332750
Yeah, that sounds about right. There is probably a human task force preventing monster girls that are not allowed outside the city to leave.
Men and other humans probably turn to MGC to look to make a profit from the monster girls living in there and their mamono mana and products derivated from it, like how some people tried to make a profit from the aliens in D9. That way the population doesn't just drop and the monster girls always have something to rape.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:12:40 No.13332792

>>13332777
>How many repetitions does it take for it to be ad nauseam? Twice?
I don't really see why not. Why even tell the exact same joke twice? Many people actually agree that only the first time counts.

>Your definition masks your true intention that it becomes a meme when you don't like it anymore.
Stop pretending to be a master psychologist. Were you expecting me to disagree with your first statement?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:12:51 No.13332793 >>13332737 I'm in particular about how the public use would go... Regardless, you should write it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:15:24 No.13332799 >>13332792 Bazinga. Way to deflect.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:15:40 No.13332800 >>13332737 Do it. Can't remember the last time someone in these threads even attempted reverse gang rape.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:16:33 No.13332803 >>13332800 Big Bad Wolf.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:16:56 No.13332805 >>13332792 >Why even tell the exact same joke twice? Because not everyone heard it the first time?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:17:47 No.13332807 >>13332737 Go for it. Something like pegging might be controversial, but it's not without its fans.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:18:10 No.13332808 >>13332799 Yeah, I guess deflecting means addressing the actual point you made in your post. That's a new one. >>13332805 We're assuming it's the same group of people.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:18:29 No.13332810 File: 787 KB, 1024x768, 1422954568104.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >People still replying to him Just stop please. Anyways, if you had to choose, would you rather a Monster Girl much older than you, or much younger than you?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:19:27 No.13332812 >>13332810 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:20:01 No.13332813 >>13332810 Older. I like kids. I'd just rather have them, not date them. I'd get along better with an older wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:20:17 No.13332814 >>13332810 > would you rather a Monster Girl much older than you, or much younger than you? Yes. But probably older.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:21:08 No.13332819 >>13332799 Annnnnnd it's because of retards like you I never bother to reply seriously to anything. But then my posts get called bait by oversensitive spergs. It's always a lose/lose situation here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:22:09 No.13332820 >>13332810 My preference for age is "Me ≥ Her".

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:22:29 No.13332824 >>13332810 Cradles to graves. I'm fine with ghosts too.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:22:59 No.13332827

>>13332810
I would prefer someone around my age. I'm 31 so it's still young enough I'm not dealing with someone with a teenager mindset and still young enough that they don't vastly overtake my life experiences.

>>13332819
Then you should stop talking.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:24:16 No.13332830 File: 349 KB, 600x800, China.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13332810 Older is usually better. By a few years mind you. Visually.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:24:39 No.13332831 >>13332810 About Will O'Wisp age.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:24:42 No.13332832 >>13332810 Older. With the races I'm into they would all end up looking the same anyway. Except for younger, but they all grow up eventually.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:24:43 No.13332833 >>13332810 Older. I fancy women, not girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:24:53 No.13332834 >>13332827 >I'm 31 Then act like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:25:39 No.13332839 >>13332834 I am.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:25:50 No.13332840 >>13332831 So 16?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:28:25 No.13332848 >>13332810 Either of those is no fun at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:28:49 No.13332850 >>13332810 Older. Any younger and I start to unconsciously treat them as a younger sister/daughter

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:28:53 No.13332851

>>13332810
Either one is fine. They both have really nice positives, and I'm not really partial to either of them. I liked older a lot more when I was younger, but a three year relationship with someone who was... considerably older than me saw to that normalizing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:29:19 No.13332853 File: 545 KB, 600x675, 1426909297881.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13332840 Will O'Wisps are centuries old spirits of yandere jealousy. Not that that'll stop them from appearing as teenagers, at least in their body type anyways.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:29:26 No.13332855 File: 405 KB, 800x1176, Dragon Ear cleaner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13332830 Such a lovely lady.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:30:29 No.13332860 >>13332851 >but a three year relationship with someone who was... considerably older than me saw to that normalizing. Story Time?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:31:16 No.13332861 >>13332850 >I start to unconsciously treat them as a younger sister/daughter DD > CC

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:31:35 No.13332863 [SPOILER]

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>>13332437
> Oh, to be 19 again You with me, ladies and gentlemen? Do you remember 19? Let me tell you
>The juices are flowing. The red corpuscles are corpuscling, the grass is green, and it's soft, and summer's gonna last forever.
> Now, do you remember? Yeah, you do.
> But if you're being honest I mean, well, really honest, you'll recall that you also had an underdeveloped 19-year-old brain
>Me, personally, I It If I were held accountable for some of the stupid decisions I made when I was 19? Oh, boy, wow.
>And I bet if we were in church right now, I'd get a big "amen!" Which brings us to this girl here.
>Now, this knucklehead, and I'm sorry, girl, but that's what you are; she did a dumb thing.
>We're not denying that.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:34:52 No.13332871

>>13332863
>However, I would like you to remember two salient facts.
>Fact one: only one man got hurt. What if she had been, god forbid, a Ushi-Oni?
>Very important to keep that in mind.
>Fact two Now, the prosecution keeps bandying this term "Humanboy manslaughter"
>Witnesses in the area claim that the man was wearing short shorts and a t-shirt that said "bite me"
>So, "manslaughter"? Doesn't sound like it when the man is asking for it.
>Call me crazy, but I don't think she deserves to have her bright future ruined by a momentary, minute, never-to-be-repeated lapse of judgment
>Ladies and gentlemen, you're bigger than that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:35:50 No.13332877 >>13332810 Older easily does anyone have the link or name of that old fox doujin?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:36:11 No.13332878 >>13332863 >>13332871 This is what traitors actually believe.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:36:48 No.13332879 >>13332803 Which is regarded with much disdain.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:36:51 No.13332880 >>13332871 So where's the part where they play the video of the head coming off?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:37:13 No.13332881
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>>13332853
>>13332840
Are Will-o-the-Wisps, Doppelgangers and regular ghost girls capable of changing their appearance, or are they stuck with the form they had when they died?
Can they learn and mature beyond the wisdom thy had when they died, or are they stuck having the temperament and maturity of who they were right before their deaths?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:37:55 No.13332883 File: 116 KB, 600x600, jpa3k5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13332871 >>13332863 >Justifying Manticores an unwanted rape

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:38:33 No.13332889 >>13332879 Only because of pseudo penises. It was pretty hot other than that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:38:59 No.13332891 >>13332810 Older. I'm a wizard, so a nice high 30s or 40 year old woman would be nice. Hence why I write about one and love her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:39:25 No.13332893 >>13332883 >unwanted rape Kinda redundant, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:39:26 No.13332894 >>13332877 http://exhentai.org/g/653175/cf1cce770d/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:39:27 No.13332895 >>13332881 I believe, at first, the extent they can alter their body is limited, until they gain a husbando of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:39:31 No.13332896 >>13332878 >>13332883 Did you people even look at the spoiler? Geez. >>13332863 >>13332871 9/10, would hire. Think he'd be good with Paladins charged with assault, possibly murder?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:40:33 No.13332901 >>13332893 Not to Traitors and MGs.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:40:47 No.13332903

>>13332889
The first part was ill-regarded as well. For the bitching of anons about everything being moe and hugbox, people are quick to look down upon some real 'rape.'

Oh, and if I wrote the trio being smug gangdaters, I'd be something akin to BBW in what actually happens. Just, instead of a bar room full of girls and a tiny sphinx, it'd be them.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:41:25 No.13332908

>>13332881
I don't think they can change their appearance much, with the exception of Doppelgangers who have it as their entire shtick.

As for knowledge, I think it'd be silly to believe they're somehow incapable of learning in their eternity. Doesn't mean they DO. Having an entire eternity to learn maturity gives you that much less reason to actually develop such.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:42:24 No.13332911 I know /mgt/ hates monsterboys, but how would you feel about an alp that stuck her tail between her legs and declared it to be her tailpenis?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:42:38 No.13332913 >>13332896 >Did you people even look at the spoiler? Geez. Why'd you even take those replies seriously? Geez.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:43:57 No.13332923 >>13332911 Funny. I would like to read the dialogue of a doujin with that concept in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:43:58 No.13332924 >>13332911 3 days in the solitude chamber for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:44:47 No.13332927 >>13332911 I would swat her with the magazine I was reading and tell her that if she said that again she wouldn't get anything but condom sex for a month.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:46:04 No.13332934 >>13332927 Come on, it was all in good fun. No need to be cruel.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:46:10 No.13332935 >>13332810 Somebody mentally older than me is fine. >>13332911 Orgasm Denials

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:47:30 No.13332937

>>13332871

> Ushi Oni Lawyer stands up
> "Casual racism aside the Defense makes a pretty good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself."
> "But Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed Jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider."
> "Ladies and Gentlemen, THIS is Chewbacca."

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:48:09 No.13332940 >>13332937 Ok, that made me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:48:28 No.13332941 >>13332911 Well, someone hasn't had enough milk today by the sound of it. 2 gallons by 10pm today or no cuddling for a week. And it MUST stay down

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:49:06 No.13332946 >>13332927 >Reading magazines >Not reading the newspaper

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:49:10 No.13332947 >>13332934 That was a light warning. She has no idea the kind of teasing hell that awaits her if she tries it again.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:51:10 No.13332949 >>13332901 The only time men get raped is when they want to be bitches and refuse to give out the D .

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:52:07 No.13332952 >>13332949 And I think your collar is a bit too tight, Traitor-kun.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:53:06 No.13332958 >>13332952 HAHAHAH.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:54:03 No.13332961 >>13332947 Careful there, if you push Alps too much, they might push back. Getting raped by an Alp, now that would be embarrassing.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:54:25 No.13332962

Traitor is a funny word.

I never recall swearing loyalty to humans. I never recall humans ever having done something out of kindness for me, no. It's always been give-and-take. But that Manticore? She just wants to give me her love.

Thus, I am loyal to her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:54:49 No.13332964 >>13332961 He'd never hear the end of it

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:55:55 No.13332967

>>13332947
>Light warning
>No idea the kind of teasing hell that awaits
>She gets cocky
>Decides to push your buttons
>One night when she's riding you, you feel the little spade of her tail poking between your buttocks
>She grins down at you, almost, almost, looking smug in her lewd demeanor
What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:56:46 No.13332970 >>13332961 Oh, what's she gonna do? Rape me?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:56:55 No.13332971 >>13332962 Preach mah nigga, Preach to ya brethren!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:57:07 No.13332972 >>13332962 You know what else is funny? You talking without your mistress' permission.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:57:56 No.13332975 >>13332972 She already gave me permission, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:58:07 No.13332976 >>13332962 >I'm loyal to pussy I can't deal with beta levels this high.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:58:15 No.13332977 >>13332967 Call her bluff.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:59:21 No.13332981 File: 92 KB, 762x894, 1422061010180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why were sheepgirls discussed so little around New Years?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:59:22 No.13332982 >>13332975 Good for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:59:41 No.13332986 >>13332977 And if she perseveres, and you feel that little spade wiggling, pushing up into you a bit as she bears down on your dick?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:59:55 No.13332987

>>13332967
>One night when she's riding you
First inaccuracy there.
>Smug in her lewd demeanor
Second strike
>Tail at my asshole
Alright, she's getting flipped over and pounded through the floor.
I don't care if I'm not an Ushi, if this little shit thinks she can even joke about pegging me she's going to be mentally broken by the time I'm done with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 21:59:59 No.13332988 >>13332970 "Oh, what's she gonna do? Rape me?" - quote from man raped by an Alp

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:00:33 No.13332992 >>13332967 Pull that tail, receive orgasmic squeals And if she wants to use the tailpenis so bad I'll introduce her to the desperate Ushi-Oni CC next door

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:00:44 No.13332993 >>13332987 Exactly as she planned.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:02:09 No.13332997 >>13332993 Or so she thought. She didn't notice the condom I slipped on while she was going head over heals, nor the aphrodisiac I slipped her during dinner. She's going to be horny and semenless for a good long while.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:02:12 No.13332998 >>13332992 >Succubi slipping their tails up between their legs >Grinding against it to pleasure themselves as they use them like thick dildos to fuck other MGs I love me some yuri. Dragons and Lizard Girls doing to the same thing also good.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:03:11 No.13333000 >>13332986 Time for some old fashioned domestic violence.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:03:49 No.13333002 >>13332992 >>13332998 >>>/d/

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:03:59 No.13333003

>>13332997
You heartless bastard!
Keep that up, and you'll find her planting herself on your desk, spreading her legs wide as she can manage, pussy drooling all over her legs, tears running down her eyes, smudging her make-up, as she begs and pleads for you to creampie her.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:04:13 No.13333004
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>>13332911

I say no to the alp

Yes to the tentacle

I mean you don't get a girl with this many tentacles without expecting to be violated in every way imaginable by them. I'll just be happy if she doesn't shove a couple up my nose.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:04:42 No.13333006 >>13332962 But she isn't real.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:05:35 No.13333008 >>13333002 It's really more >>>/u/ than anything. It'd be /d/ if the tail was like Alma's. >>13333004 >That pot of oil >That lewd-as-fuck expression >You will never get a full-body, nuru coil massage from a lamia It hurts. It really does.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:06:01 No.13333009 >>13333004 Yeah, I bet you enjoy being pegged, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:06:53 No.13333011 >>13333004 Fuck that's a lamia, I thought that was a kraken from the thumbnail.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:07:24 No.13333013 >>13332967 Kill her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:07:29 No.13333014 >>13332981 Sheepgirls showed up and made everyone fall asleep by accident.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:07:33 No.13333015 >>13333006 So tell me, anon, what is real? Humans that shun me, want nothing to do with me? They can be swept away by the masses of ushi-oni, for all I care. I stand with my Manticore.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:07:41 No.13333016

>>13333003
Only when she is in horrible desperation like that will I then push her over and slam her against the desk with my cock.
We'll probably knock a few things over, and the people a floor below will most likely hear us, but after all of this she'll know who she belongs to.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:08:47 No.13333019 >>13333009 Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:09:17 No.13333021 Know what's adorable Puppy daughterus opening their eyes and licking your face when they see you for the first time

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:09:44 No.13333023 >>13333019 Well, don't be too suprised, but... >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:10:49 No.13333028 >>13333023 I'm sorry, why should I go to the outdoors board? I don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:12:41 No.13333032 >>13333021 Oh my god yes, my heart, dammit... >Little Anubis Puppies spelling "Love Mommy and Daddy" with their Alphabet Blocks

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:14:43 No.13333035 >>13333015 >So tell me, anon, what is real? >Humans that shun me, want nothing to do with me? Uh yeah???

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:15:22 No.13333038 File: 655 KB, 840x1200, temperature problems.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the weather like? Would your waifu like it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:16:26 No.13333041 >>13333038 That seems rather oxymoronic...but uh, I ain't gonna question it...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:17:37 No.13333043 >>13333038 >Open shirt with no bra underneath and no nipples visible This appeals to a very specific fetish of mine.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:23:09 No.13333058 >>13333038 I don't think dragons are that sensitive to weather.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:27:19 No.13333075 >>13333038 >Tropical country >Waifu lifes in cold, snowy places Guess I'm staying alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:28:32 No.13333078 >>13333038 Gettin' warm again, but rain is on the horizon. ATM, it's nice weather for some cleaning; possibly a little swishing of that feather duster she calls a tailfeather. Also, she sounds sick.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:28:49 No.13333082 >>13333035 Crows live everywhere, so she'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:30:16 No.13333086 >>13333038 The weather's warming up, and my hellhound GF is already looking for new bikinis, so its safe to say she's excited. Our Yuki-onna neighbor isn't too pleased though

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:32:38 No.13333093 >>13332981 Isn't the Chinese new year in May? I'm sure they'll be discussed more around then

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:32:42 No.13333094 >>13329576 Well that felt terrible

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:32:57 No.13333095 >>13333086 >Hellhound GF I am literally looking at your words with disgust

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:33:53 No.13333099 >>13333086 I swear, this thread is turning into the MGE wiki.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:34:36 No.13333102 >>13333021 That it is, Im more a cat person though. >No newborn litter of kitten daughterus to purr in your lap, eyes still closed but trusting you absolutely

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:34:51 No.13333103 >>13333086 Fuck off with your role play garbage.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:35:57 No.13333106 >>13333095 That's just like, your opinion, man. Take it easy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:36:03 No.13333108 >>13333086 Would hellhounds just always be naked? http://i.imgur.com/dMi3bDN.png >>13333102 What about a little Jinko that holds your finger in her tiny meaty paws?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:36:09 No.13333109

>>13333075
I have the opposite issue.

>>13333095
>>13333099
I think the only way this thread could become more utterly autistic, on-par with all other MG-Related Communities, is if people started posting RL-Pics, asking "What MG do you think would go for me?"
I give it a year tops before it starts happening.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:36:59 No.13333110 >>13333109 >people started posting RL-Pics I'm cringing just imagining it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:37:09 No.13333111 >>13333108 I know he's been too busy to do much lately, but all the same. Based. Mothafuckin'. Mono.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:38:26 No.13333115 >>13333108 More like, would they be able to wear anything that wouldn't get burned off?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:38:27 No.13333116 >>13333109 That is what happens when you try to insulate or police an anonymous community. Stop-liking-what-I-don't-like fags are to blame for this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:39:39 No.13333120 >>13333109 I'd never resort to that. I hope others won't though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:39:40 No.13333121 >>13333109 MG meets /soc/ A scary thought indeed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:39:46 No.13333122 >>13333103 >role play I don't see any asterisks, tildes, or attempts to start a character conversation with someone in my post. Do you?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:40:19 No.13333123 >>13333099 First the yuri/peggingfags, and now this. Who the fuck opened the shit valve?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:40:53 No.13333124 >>13333121 /mgg/ would get laughed off /soc/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:41:09 No.13333126 >>13333123 It's page ten, hopefully all this will go away when the thread drops off. If it doesn't then just report and ignore.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:41:17 No.13333129

>>13333115
>Hellhound saunters out in some sexy leather domme gear
>"Oh anon, it's time to-"
>Leather bursts into flames and falls to cinders at her paws
>She just sighs deeply and laments the loss of money for that purchase
>Spanks you with her big meaty paws anyways

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:41:43 No.13333131 >>13333109 Nah, it's when they start photoshopping themselves with their "mg waifus", like that guy with Rei and Asuka in the, Jacuzzi, pool? I forget.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:42:15 No.13333133 >>13333129 >From then on, all her clothes were made of asbestos. >>13333131 Christ, I can't tell which out of the two possibilities is worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:42:43 No.13333135 >>13333121 >dick pics everywhere

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:42:45 No.13333136 >>13333129 That's hot.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:43:07 No.13333138

>>13333116
>>13333095
>>13333099

>Acting like this is new in any way, shape or form
There have always been a couple of RP dummies, a couple legit autists and a couple jokers. See this guy right here? >>13333109 Dimes to dollars it's Edmonton Anubisfucker who I know has pulled that "Me and my waifu today" RP stuff before.

You bunch of nearsighted Doomsayers

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:43:21 No.13333139 >>13333116 Sounds like someone is angry they can't post their shit here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:43:36 No.13333140 >>13333123 >Comparing people who just like to see pics and stories of MG Yuri, to people who spam the thread with autistic role play garbage Geez, what'd yuri ever do to you?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:44:17 No.13333143 >>13333140 Shake his hugbox.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:44:24 No.13333145 >>13333133 >Asbestos Anon, no

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:44:24 No.13333146 >>13333138 >You bunch of nearsighted Doomsayers Saying a post is wiki-tier = doomsaying? Ok.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:44:28 No.13333147 >>13333129 >Spanks you Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:44:30 No.13333148 >>13333140 >Implying yuri isn't worse

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:45:18 No.13333154 >>13333140 There is nothing wrong with Yuri i have no idea why it triggers people so much.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:45:28 No.13333155 >>13333140 >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:45:31 No.13333156 >>13333145 Anon, yes. >>13333147 >Calling someone a faggot for liking spanking Did you just roll in from Super Weenie Hut Jr's?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:45:48 No.13333157 >>13333138 >Dimes to dollars it's Edmonton Anubisfucker It was the "I have the opposite issue" concerning waifu preference vs. living conditions that tipped you off, wasn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:46:03 No.13333158 ded soon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:46:13 No.13333160 >>13333146 Saying threads are turning into some extra shit when they're same old same same old is being doomie yeah.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:46:20 No.13333161 >>13333140 >thinking you're better than those faggots when you push yuri where it's not welcome >inb4 MG yuri is canon No it's not, it's been disproven time and time again, shut up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:46:57 No.13333163 >>13333156 hes right though you are a turbo faggot if you like to get spanked.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:47:03 No.13333164 >>13333160 Ok.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:47:17 No.13333166 >>13333156 >likes to be spanked You'll forgive me if I don't take any shit from you, freak.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:47:49 No.13333168 >>13333158 Dibs on making new thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:48:08 No.13333172 >>13333163 I'm pretty sure he meant tapped on the ass once as opposed to actually being spanked. Like repeatedly.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:48:10 No.13333173 >>13333139 What part of my post implies that i'm angry, anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:48:11 No.13333174 >>13333166 >Implying I like to be spanked You really need to leave if spanking is something that triggers you, because that's just the tip of the iceberg.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:48:19 No.13333175 >>13333154 You're right, there'snothing wrong with yuri, just like there's nothing wrong fu- I can't fucking finish that sentence. There's nothing wrong with yuri, in it's own board, or away from us.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:48:28 No.13333176 >>13333168 Don't fuck it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:48:38 No.13333177 >>13333161 go read the succubus entry it says right on the page they attack and have sex with human woman.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:48:41 No.13333178

>>13333161
>Disproven time and time again
No it hasn't.
People try, because it drives them crazy for some reason, but none of them are able to come up with anything much better than, "Nuh-uh, MGs totally don't like other girls that way!"

>>13333154
Best guess is still probably somewhere between, "I can't self-insert as a chick, what's the point of this?!" and "If MGs went after other girls, I'd DEFINITELY never get any!"
Insecurity either way.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:48:44 No.13333179

>>13333116
>Stop-liking-what-I-don't-like fags are to blame for this.
To a degree, they're needed, Fujoshit-kun being a prime example.

On the other hand, people here do get pretty fucking retarded over the smallest and most insignificant things. I'm sure some autist would foam at the mouth in rage if he found out you prefer your MGs wearing knee-socks over thigh-highs, or something similar.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:48:59 No.13333181
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>>13333161
Actually, yuri is perfectly canon.

>Alraune are forest-dwelling plant Mamono. Their rooted flowers mean they can't chase down men, and they rely instead on sweet scents to bring their victims to them. Alraune nectar is widely used in demon realms as a food, an aphrodisiac, and a beauty treatment, so these monsters' secretions are always in high demand - especially from grizzlies and honeybees, who steal it by having lesbian sex with the unresisting plantgirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:49:01 No.13333182 >>13333157 Well, a smart man doesn't make bets he's not sure to win. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:49:16 No.13333187 >>13333021 >>13333102 Both of those sound adorable as fuck. >>13333038 I live right up by the border to Canada, near a lake, so I'm not sure she would enjoy the humid summer that's coming. She would probably have liked the winter we had though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:50:14 No.13333191 >>13333116 Can't tell if you didn't think your post through or you're actually stupid. You're basically saying letting anyone do whatever they want would NOT make this thread turn into shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:50:28 No.13333193 >>13333174 >triggers The only thing that triggers me is your shit taste.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:50:54 No.13333195

>>13333156
Asbestos is extremely carcinogenic. Anon, no.

That aside, I find the people getting triggered over being spanked are hilarious. Getting spanked, especially by those big meaty paws, would be great. One paw spanking you while the other jerks you off, each swat making you jump forward, pushing you through her satiny, hot pawpads.

It's great. Hellhounds are great. http://i.imgur.com/RFq7aFb.png

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:51:08 No.13333197 >>13333181 Dem honeybees. I've read about how they can work their charms on those unruly hornets...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:51:25 No.13333198 >>13333193 So I have shit taste for NOT liking spanking? Or are you just so assblasted you didn't read anything beyond the word trigger?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:51:43 No.13333200 >>13333181 >Lesbian sex as an excuse for monsterization, threesome foreplay, and food. >But not lesbian couples Welcome to KC land.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:51:45 No.13333201 >>13333161 There's room for when they find the special someone they want to husbando but it still happens

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:52:49 No.13333203 >>13333191 What makes you think they can't do whatever they want already?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:53:05 No.13333204 >>13333140 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:53:17 No.13333206 >>13333198 >NOT liking spanking Which is not what you said here >>13333129 Are you even trying?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:53:42 No.13333207

>>13333191
>You're basically saying letting anyone do whatever they want would NOT make this thread turn into shit?
Pretty sure he's talking about the folks who have an aneurysm and shit up a thread for five hours just cause some guy mentions off hand he likes Ushi onis

But yeah, let's just go with the absolute extreme you posted instead, cause that makes a hell of a lot more sense

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:54:21 No.13333211 File: 1.09 MB, 1452x1599, 1426584375628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333206 Oh god, I can't stop laughing you're so fucking stupid. That isn't even me you autist.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:54:48 No.13333212

>>13333177
>>13333178
>>13333201
>>13333181

To monsterize, no other reason.
Bees and hornets attack alraunes for their honey, because, I don't know, bees and hornets eat honey as well as feed it to their husbands?
Same with grizzlies.

>huh hah! time for my lilirune trump card

All for the sake off attracting a man. What do liliraunes like to eat? Oh right, the spirit energy of men, like every other fucking monster.

>but muh same sex relationships!

Gay men become monsters, females. Women who are attacked by monsters monsterize and fuck off to find a guy, what the fuck does that tell you about the setting.

Get the fuck out and stay out.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:55:12 No.13333213 >>13333177 For the sake of corruption.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:55:46 No.13333215 >>13333211 >T-that isn't even me lol If you say so.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:55:59 No.13333216

>>13333200
He once commented on some guy's yuri fanart that lesbian couples would be a "Difficult occurrence" but not "Non-Canon" for sure.

The section in the MGEWG2 on Elementals also describes the love Elementals have for their covenanters, regardless of gender.

While the majority of such couplings in the MGE may just find a man to share, this doesn't erase their feelings for each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:56:37 No.13333217 >>13333215 I think you quoted him incorrectly.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:57:06 No.13333218

>>13333191
I actually meant stuff like anon shitting on other anons for hours because they like/dislike a particular MG. And those insecure faggots who feel the need to insult each other's masculinity over what they like/dislike. By all means keep going to extremes though, I'm sure that works good for your blood pressure.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:57:07 No.13333219 >>13333215 It's not. I'm the one who wrote that, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:58:15 No.13333224 >>13333216 That's Japanese for no. Or haven't you read enough of KC's "I g-guess, maybe, sorta, if you really really want it and the planets align." answers in the Q&A yet? That's basically the same answer he gave for Sabbath futa potions.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:58:43 No.13333226 File: 9 KB, 441x135, Dumbass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333215

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:59:06 No.13333227 File: 47 KB, 625x416, 1425341149840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333216 >regardless of gender >Women in a covenant with an elemental not being showered with DE, monsterizing and finding a man

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:59:37 No.13333230 >>13333212 No matter how much you dont like it nothing in the setting is specifically stopping it from occurring so it can happen that's the point of a hugebox.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 22:59:52 No.13333231 >>13333218 >By all means keep going to extremes though, I'm sure that works good for your blood pressure. Is this like the u mad meme?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 23:01:35 No.13333238

>>13333212
First off, I've disputed this bullshit before. As said >>13333216 even if the majority of lesbian couplings in the MGE do prefer to find a man to share, it doesn't negate the feelings they have for each other. They love each other as much as they love him. And no not in the half-assed manner of Doublemaus or Truckercore or whatever other shit's your preference.

Furthermore, what the fuck does it even matter if it's canon to the MGE or not? This thread is the Monster Girl Thread, not Monster Girl Encyclopedia Thread. How often does it get said that, even if we discuss it to Hell and High Heaven, the thread is not 100% about the MGE. So why the hell is that "It's not MGE Canon" used as a justification for people bitching about pics and stories of MGs cuddlin' up with each other?

>>13333224
The fact that he said it of his own volition, with no prompting or questioning, is what gives me pause regarding it. It wasn't part of a Q&A, it was just a random comment he made on somebody's fanart, completely unprompted.

>>13333227
She monsterizes, but she doesn't just fuck off from her Elemental. They stay together, and then probably find a guy together. You that fuckin' dense?
>Not wanting to get double teamed by a Succubi Elementalist and her Elemental Partner
Get outta here with your shit taste.
And delete your unrelated reaction image while you're at it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 23:02:15 No.13333241 >>13333227 Funny pic dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 23:02:24 No.13333242 >>13333230 >nothing in the setting is specifically stopping it from occurring Except that all the monstergirls want the D. and yuri with female women is for corruption.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 23:03:31 No.13333243 At least we're getting this shitfest out of they way right before we die.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 23:03:40 No.13333245 Hang on, guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 23:03:51 No.13333247 >>13333242 You realize this is entirely your own view, and that KC himself has only ever said "Fuck no, get the fuck out, keep that shit to yourself, I don't wanna hear it" to one thing, and that's NTR. Reverse Corruption to a lesser extent.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 23:03:57 No.13333248 >>13333238 Ey yurifag, so since you use the setting to support your fetish, will you only talk about yuri between monstergirl and female human, without love, only to corrupt the woman, liliraunes and elemental/human women?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 16, 2015 23:04:45 No.13333250 >>13333238 Are you still defending yuri? What part of "fuck off with your yuri shit" don't you understand?

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