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I was cleaning out my image folder today and came across this. Your thoughts, /jp/?

>> No.1332421

Oh, please go back to your Christian country.

>> No.1332425

Almost as bad as the people who think that AIDS is God's divine retribution on the nonbelievers of Africa.

>> No.1332429

Actually lot's of Japanese are very religious and have zealous faith in Gods called Touhous.

>> No.1332430

A lot of normal-friends sure are posting /n/ or /b/ stuff in /jp/ tonight.

Perhaps it is the same person.

>> No.1332431

I hate missionaries and people who go around trying to force their beliefs on people who don't give a damn.

>> No.1332436
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>> No.1332700

I raged when I read "Rising Son"

Then I figured out it was a play on words

Then I REALLY raged

>> No.1332730

>>1332431
I hate people

>> No.1332762

why are there lots of christfags in korea but not japan?

>> No.1332766

>>1332417

i wish i had a waifu ;_;

>> No.1332770
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1332770

Atleast they're not Mormon.

>> No.1332779

>>1332417

HURRRR BELIEVE IN CHRIST OR YOU'RE DAMNED HURRRR

>> No.1332794

Cosplay Labs WTF?

>> No.1332920

>>1332762
Because they didn't kill them off.

>> No.1333282

>>1332417
HUUURRR DDDUURRR I MUST ERASE JAPAN'S IDENTITY SO WE CAN ALL BECOME CHRISTIAN AND STOP ALL TEH WARZ IN TEH WORLD.

>> No.1333318

>>1332417
THIS MISSION IS IMPOSSIBLE

I SUGGEST THE ATOM BOMB

OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL THE HEATHENS ARE SAVED FROM THEIR GODLESS EXISTANCE

>> No.1333320

ahaha THIS IS WHAT CHRISTIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>> No.1333327

It just seems like your basic missionary conversion shit till the very last line, "From our family at Cosplay Lab to you!"

It becomes so surreal after that.

>> No.1333333

This is why they hate us gaijins ;_;

>> No.1333340

>>1333333
gaijin self-loathing GET

>> No.1333353

>Nearly 1/3 of all pregnancies end in abortion
about 1/3 are aborted naturally, i.e. they're "god abortions"
fucking christfags

>> No.1333354

>>1333282
If global non-existence of religion would stop all wars, why wouldn't the existence of one global religion do the same? People would all share the same views just the same either way, right? Right?

>> No.1333370

>>1333354
Good luck making all people think the same thing.

>> No.1333366

>>1333354
Tell that to Northern Ireland and Protestants V Catholics.

>> No.1333367

>>1333320

No, we don't.

>> No.1333381

>>1333370
'I want to be rich(er)'

mission accomplished

>> No.1333382

>>1333381
I'm sure such a religion would lead to wars all over the place.

>> No.1333389

>>1333382
people already think that without religion.
an united faith won't cure humanity's greed.

>> No.1333390

>>1333320
>>1333282
>>1332779
Underage.

>> No.1333398

>>1333390
Butthurt Holy Spirit.

>> No.1333406

>>1333398
I'm agnostic.

>> No.1333422

>>1332417

I for one am against forcing religion down people's throats.

>> No.1333434

>>1332770

there are lots of Mormons in Japan.. some live about 2 blocks from me....
Is there something I can do to get rid of them?

>> No.1333439

Why would you convert from a religion with thousands of years on deep, philosophical, peaceful religious discussion to about a magical sky man who's main concern is gay people?

>> No.1333450

>>1333439
The magical sky man doesn't care about gay people, that's just Paul.

>> No.1333448

>>1333434
matches, sharp pointy things etc
it's really up to you

>> No.1333463

Hard modo, /jp/. If any of you whom salivate just at the thought of going to the 'Land of the Rising Son' had the chance to go for a long period, but you were required to preach Christian beliefs two or three times a week (and do volunteer church bullshit), would you?

>> No.1333467

>>1333463
Yes.

However, I'd be preaching the ways of Eris.

>> No.1333486
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1333486

Swede here.
Just like Christianity completely killed Viking culture, the Christianizing of Japan would destroy Japanese culture.

>> No.1333487

How do you plant a church?

>> No.1333496
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>>1333487
How do you solve a problem like Maria?

>> No.1333500

>>1333496
Raep?

>> No.1333504
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>>1333500
じゃない
じゃない

>> No.1333510

>>1333504
I'm going to assume that translates as "Looking forward to it"

>> No.1333532
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"We have no deviant sex because we have no Christianity."
--Masami Akita

>> No.1333540

>>1333510
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1816406

>> No.1333550

i saw 4 mormon missionaries walking around the backstreets of akiba a few weeks ago. I threw a bunch of shit that I found on the side of the road at them.

>> No.1333558

>>1333550
Were there an UNLIMITED NUMBER OF BLADES at the side of the road?

>> No.1333560

(Tokyofag here) I've had japanese jehovah's witnesses knock on my door and ask if I had time for them. I told them no thanks. They were pretty nice about it and left.

>> No.1333559

>>1333550
That was pretty mature of you...

>> No.1333568

>>1333550
And we wonder why the consider us filthy and rude.

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>>1333550
AWESOME!

>> No.1333598

They're wasting their time, most elevens are already diehard Christians.

>> No.1333610

>>1332762
because korea is dumb.

even their missionaries are dumber than ours. The church over in korea sent a bunch of missionaries to afghanistan (with no weapons), and almost all got abducted, and some killed. 100% SMART.

>> No.1333615

>>1333354
That will sure work, just ask the Protestants and Catholics

>> No.1333623

People as a whole would actually be more receptive to religious folk if they acted like this more often. The blatent, in-your-face you-are-going-to-hell types ruin it for everyone.

>> No.1333628

Christianity was better back in the Middle Ages anyways. Back when God hated the shit out of you and the only way you'd get to have a decent afterlife is if you dedicated yourself to making him tolerate you.

Oh well. Missionaries don't really work all that well in modern countries. They'd have a better chance of converting people in Africa.

>> No.1333646

I for one, prefer Mormon missionaries. They don't scream at me. Also, firefox's spell check has "moron" as the first suggestion when you don't capitalize "Mormon".

>> No.1335312

>>1333434
I'm /jp/'s resident Mormon, there's ways to freak out Mormons. Tell them you're into the occult or something. I know a guy here in Utah who's Wiccan and most people here leave him alone.

>> No.1335425

>>1335312
Really? Because I met a Mormon missionary once, and his wife (who was presumably also Mormon) *loved* Harry Potter.

>> No.1335487

Most, if not all religions are the cancer that is devouring human society. It was nothing but the source of many wars time and again.

>> No.1335495
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1335495

Haruhi is dead.

>> No.1335502

Man... I wish I had a wife. We'd cuddle all the time. I'm so lonely.

>> No.1335501
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>>1333646
It's the second for me.

>> No.1335512

>>1335502

My wife works at night so I never get to cuddle. I'm still lonely.

>> No.1335513

spirituality is beautiful.
organized religion however, is just horrible.
most people are too stupid to ponder the meaning of abstract concepts such as God, the universe, or purpose at any great length. Instead, you end up with shit like:
Priest / Minister: "GOD says burn anyone who doesn't look, think, and act this way. Come to church every day and gimmie all your cash or you will burn in HELL"
Congregation: "...yes, my master."

>> No.1335515

>>1335512
Isn't it sad, Anon? ;_;

>> No.1335664

>>1335425
Mormon missionaries cannot be married, I know, I was one.

Also Harry Potter is hardly occult. My mom loves Harry Potter, as does my aunt, and most of my cousins. I gave up after book two.

I mean like, start summoning Satan while they talk with you or talking about having black mass or get into Voodoo or something real weird. That'll probably get them running. Most Mormons I know have no tolerance for that sort of thing.

>> No.1335925

>>1335425
Harry Potter's a fantasy book, not occult.

>> No.1335929

>>1335664
>I was one

Good god, why?

>> No.1335960

Meh, what we Buddhist need are a new missionary spree like we used to. First we convert fat weeaboos at anime conventions, and then we move are way up!

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