/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you a NEET?

I've been a NEET for 4 years and it's mainly because of the free market, nepotism, corruption, social segregation and imperialism. This obviously made become a bolshevik and I wait patiently for the day it comes back to life.

What about you /jp/? Are you a real NEET receiving no benefits? Why don't you pick up the hammer and fight for freedom?

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno about NEET or not but commies ain't no friend of mine.

Re-consider your political leaning.

[Anonymous No.]

no doubt capitalism will collapse if you just sit on your ass enough

ganbatte

[Anonymous No.]

because I am lazy, when I work I feel physically ill and become depressed after a few weeks until I have to quit whatever position I was working.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread will get swiftly pruned thanks to Saten-san's reputation as avid shitposter. Mark my words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320600
this thread should be pruned because it's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320605
Just because you don't like something doesn't make it shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320616
yes it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320631
No it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320616
the thread isn't shit because i don't like it, i don't like the thread because it's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320643
i thought it over some more and i guess the thread is actually pretty average for /jp/

carry on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320600
What happened to that guy that used to draw weird eyes and a weird mouth over Satan and saying something about satanism?

[Anonymous No.]

i've been a NEET for 3 years because i can't afford to pay college

[Anonymous No.]

My anxiety and social/mental problems make it impossible for me to fit into society.
I used to feel really ashamed of myself for it, but eventually I started to realise that I actually couldn't help being the way I am, and that I'm just not able to do stuff like other people do. Now I've long since stopped caring about what other people think.

[Anonymous No.]

If I get to choose between a shitty life where I work my ass off everyday, or a shitty life where I do nothing but laze around, of course I choose the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320573
>NEET
>bolshevic
umm... you need a job to get into a union
working for the party is also job

Just sayin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320573
A commie would claim as much benefits as his lying ability allows.

[Anonymous No.]

Nepotism.

[Anonymous No.]

Situationism is /jp/'s official ideology

everyone else go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

I used to be a NEET, it's how I failed out of college.
The memory is still in my head, and it's still so alluring, but now. I'm a man with a dream now, and nothing will get in my way, not anime, not people, not my own subconscious. I'm going to make something /jp/

I'm going to show the world what I'm capable of. And I'm not going to fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321134
rerorerorero

[Anonymous No.]

I hate working. I wish i could NEET it up for a year, maybe two. Unfortunately my family needs the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320940
There are unions for unemployed people too.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to be a manager at a restaurant, now I'm a NEET that spends all day reading /jp/ and looking at loli because of mental illness. At least the goverment pays me to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

hedonism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320573
Probably because I'm not fit for capitalistic society. I don't really see the need to gather more money than the minimum required for survival, and therefore have no career ambitions. Getting a job can only be done through a complicated series of social rituals that require both willingness to engage in social interactions and social skills for a successful outcome.

Right now, I still have money to live from, so I just can't seem to motivate myself to get a job.

>Why don't you pick up the hammer and fight for freedom?
Because that requires effort and I can't motivate myself to put in that effort.

>>13320585
>no doubt capitalism will collapse if you just sit on your ass enough
Ironically enough, it actually will. Capitalist society assumes we all work ourselves to the bone to keep spending more and more money. If we stop working so hard, we will earn less money, and as a result spend less money, and if not enough money is spent the economy enters a recession or even a depression. If we all stopped spending more money than necessary, capitalism would collapse.

[Alice No.]

there is no willingness
society is wrong

a combination of factors

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321407
I agree with this guy.

2 Year NEET here. Unfortunately money is running short soon. I could opt out for government giveaways but I dont really feel like it yet so I might pick up a job.
Also, once you are officially registrated as jobless and collect your giveaways you are labeled for life and only get shit jobs.
I am to young, maybe motivation might kick in at some point and then I might regret not having done any jobs at all.

My education is well, so technically I could pick up a decent job I like. But oh well...

Working for someone else just to be able to live yourself seems really dull to me.
If it were possible I'd love to selfsustain myself.
But those times are over.
I am not particulary lazy or anything, I just dont like supporting most of the current system.

Anon mentioned the most important things already. Corruption, manipulative environment etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321134
Let me guess, another school shooting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321928
He just wants to decorate the campus with beautiful red flowers, don't judge.

[Anonymous No.]

Was NEET for a year and a half, then I joined the military. Its funny looking back at what I thought my problems were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321407
>Getting a job can only be done through a complicated series of social rituals that require both willingness to engage in social interactions and social skills for a successful outcome.

This is like the main reason I don't have a job. The lesser reason is I don't know what I want to do, even though I already graduated (CS). It's for the major reason I couldn't do a shit job either like customer service/tech support. I don't have the patience to deal with people being aggressively stupid but having to still help them. I could deal with coworkers being stupid in a real job, but the idea of having to even think about them outside of work puts me off.

I wish we were in the cyberpunk dystopian NWO world already so I could just be an enforcer and spend all day making normalfags pick up cans from behind my anonymous helmet and altered voice and body armor. It seems like a reasonable job.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a NEET because I'm a lazy piece of shit who's terrified of other people and doesn't want to be away from the computer too long. I also don't want anyone else to post my waifu, and if I'm a neet I'll be able to spend more time studying Japanese.

Not that I've actually started, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322013
>and doesn't want to be away from the computer too long.

I don't think there are jobs that require that anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322054
I can't get any job that's not manual labor, I dropped out at fifteen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322070
Pfft. You can work a helpdesk.

[Anonymous No.]

Leftist faggot, go back to tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

OP, I don't agree with you but I respect you and would be your friend

[Anonymous No.]

Where do NEET's get there money from?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a NEET because I can't get a job. I work odd jobs here and there to earn a little cash, but every time I've applied for jobs I was met with complete failure. I even applied to JET because, from what so many people have said, it was supposed to be easy to get into. I didn't even make it to the interview stage.

Fuck all the people in the world preaching about college like it's a guaranteed path to success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322400
>I work odd jobs here and there to earn a little cash

Then you're a freeter, not a NEET.

>>13322305
Birthdays, Christmas, New Years, RMT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322305
I get money from the government. Guess I'm not a real NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

been a NEET for over 10 years

[Anonymous No.]

My final exam was Spanish in High School.
I didn't have Spanish as a subject. I had German.
Government wouldn't accept they had made a mistake.
I had 1 week to learn Spanish well enough to get a 4-5 in it. Like that's fucking possible.

Fail High School. Start to apply for jobs. Be rejected at every chance. Hundreds of people apply to each available job. Always get rejected after the interview but be told if they have anything available they'll let me know.

Fast forward to today. Have a 5 year blank in my CV. People I apply to think I went 5 years not doing a shit despite me applying like crazy, not summoned to interviews anymore. And fuck Spanish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322629
equis de
epico

[Anonymous No.]

6 Years NEET here. No school, no job, no money and still living with my family. Come at me fake NEET's.

[Anonymous No.]

I seriously applied for jobs this month. I was very determined to escape the NEET lifestyle, but I never got a call back from any of them.

Now my parents want me to not get a job for a while, since we just bough a new house, and they want me to stay their during the day to repaint walls and clean. Fine by me, I can do this a little longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322646
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320573
I love you, Saten.I would leave NEEThood and help you overthrow this capitalism that has bring debts and overwork to the people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322646
this was me until this month to a T
going from 6 years of absolutely fucking nothing to a fulltime manual labor job is probably just the worst thing in the universe
I wish I was still NEET
I don't even care about money, I just need to live so I can continue doing weeb shit

don't you ever get a job, rockstar. it will kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320573
I dropped out of college and I didnt know how to continue my life. Been NEETing for 2 years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321134
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320573
>Why are you a NEET?
I am made of quarks and leptons.
Quarks and leptons obey the laws of physics.
Therefore I am NEET because the laws of physics compel me to be NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

The only job I would have, the only thing that would make me stop NEET living and sponging from my parents, is if I found job being the man in a pornofilm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322722
But that's easy. All you need is a camera, a camera man, and someone willing to get fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322756
>someone willing to get fucked
that's the hard part

[Anonymous No.]

Mental issues. Receiving some money because of that (not a lot). At the same time, I don't want to be a part of this system due to some of those reasons you mentioned. Mostly, due to the duplicitous nature of people and how this system is rewarding those who exhibit those traits (just look at the prominence of these antihero "protagonists" in mainstream films). I'm not fond of the NEET life, but it's better than working. To me, working is either a means to get a cumbucket, or to fund a hobby that still gives you reason to keep the body alive. I'm disillusioned with both. I'm disillusioned with reality.

I also like the idea of someone like the Bolsheviks or maybe even fascists just coming in and bringing a disastrous change, OP. Some of the commissars were nerdy ugly fuckers, which I can identify with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322777
Sadly vanguardism never lasts. The party always learns it needs strong people not strong minds, and eventually Commissar Cletus is purging your counterrevolutionary ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322766
No it's not. The world is full of sluts. Get Saten to help out if you can't think of anything else.

Or get a webcam and do cam shows for lonely women and fags or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322807
i suppose you're fucking super hot chicks every day and i'm fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.]

Despite having a large group of friends at the time, one day I realized I don't actually like being around people at all, so I stopped going to school and cut contact with everyone.

That was 9 years ago and I haven't done anything since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322013
This is the exact reason why I stopped being a NEET. When I was NEETing it up, every waking moment I was deadly afraid that she would eventually leave me. I wanted to be good enough for my waifu. I had to be good enough for her.

Now I've been studying Japanese rigorously for over a year. I've been working out every day, and I'm no longer afraid of people for the most part. Even got myself a nice, decent job and my own place.

The mental illness is still there though. But what I'm saying is that you should try turning that illness into your strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322826
I realized that fours years ago and tried to "fix" it by choosing a career path that involves nothing but interacting with people.

Now I'm a NEET and will have to start over from scratch learning how to code so I won't starve when my parents eventually cut me off.

I could have been filthy rich by now if I had just accepted the fact that I hate people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322843
How though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322013
just get anki and do your reps
it's very easy if you actually give a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322847
That's the hard part, and one where you have to find your own answer.

For me it was through exploiting my immense inferiority complex and autism. I could keep going even when the days became really hard thanks to my delusion and irrational love for my waifu.

When I started out, it was out of paranoia and my fear of losing her. But when she told me how much she loved me for struggling so hard for her sake, it was just unbelievably satisfying that now I can just think about those feelings to go through difficult moments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322846
What do you do after you learn how to code?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322951
I still have contacts and marketing skills from my old career, I figure I can work those to find IT work, ideally work that is also related to my old career and field of study.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321977
hey can you tell me more? ive been thinking about doing this. so far i have nothing to lose and i might get interested into a government job

being a neet for so fucking long made me love the idea of government jobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322254
You don't know what communism is.
It's so cringeworthy when Americans assume communism is "leftism".
You probably have no idea what Stalinism, Leninism, Maoism etc is motherfucker, shut the fuck up and pay your taxes for the 1% in your glorious capitalist utopia and get fucked in the ass like the little pig you are in their farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322629
Pick up the hammer and fight with the sickle brother, why do you allow yourself to be crushed like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323019
Keep on pretending communism will ever work. It depends entirely on the nonexistent concept of altruism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320573
im a student but im not good at what im learning
i sometimes get depressed whenever i have holidays and i dont have alot to do
but i also get depressed whenever we have alot of hard schoolwork its horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323019
I'm not even Amemerican, faglorde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323030
Communism is all about shooting people you don't like

The collective ownership is juts a bonus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323030
Soviet Union crashed down because of nationalism and the last president of USSR wanted to adopt Nordic Socialism which didn't work out too well because USSR was under Stalinism for many decades. You should read on what Stalin actually did and how Soviet Union turned into a little Nazi Germany over the course of decades. It didn't stop when he died, it grew on the people he handpicked for the USSR's continuation who claimed that "de-stalinization" would happen but instead it simply accelerated the process even further.

Yugoslavia crashed down because of nationalism.

I don't know anything about the other former communist countries but they're all shit and located in South America.

So tell me, why wont communism work? Are you part of the 1% or maybe the middle class? Did you know the middle class will no longer exist and you'll just be like us workers very soon? If everyone followed Leninism and/or Trotsky's ideology, we'd probably be sending out space colonies in the next decade right now.

>>13323041
it's hard for me to believe you're not American or non-Anglo because of what you said before.

The term "leftism" is vague and inaccurate as fuck. Nazism (national socialism) is considered extreme far right but is it really when Stalinism killed over 15 million people and these are not from the war statistics? Yeah, you know nothing about communism and leftist ideologies. You just spout whatever Americans say.

>>13323065
No, that's what Stalin believed in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323076
I'm sudaca, nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323076
>If everyone followed Leninism and/or Trotsky's ideology, we'd probably be sending out space colonies in the next decade right now.
spending tons of money on worthless projects with low ROI is hallmark of communism to be sure

>No, that's what Stalin believed in.
focus on what people do, not what they say

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323085
being the first nation to send people into space, having no unemployment rate, non existent crime rate, children could be left on the street locked outside their homes and nobody would lay a finger on them is low ROI to you?

Don't be ridiculous, and don't confuse communism with the shit Stalin did. He was paranoid and you need to read up on the "Great Purge", he had thousands of people killed because he was scared about losing his position. Causing this purge made the Red Army and Soviet Union very weak since they basically lost a shit ton of experienced people such as officials, ministries, politicians, generals and so on. Trotsky, a close friend of Lenin, said that Stalin was not a true communist and fearing this, he fled to Mexico and a fucking spic stabs Trotsky under Stalin's order 20 years later, this implies Stalin sent out spies to find him the moment Trotsky said it.
Stalin also had 7 million people in Ukraine killed through famine and shot if they tried to find food in the city because the peasants didn't "work 100% in the farms".

True communism is when workers organize and vote, something Stalin erased completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322629
disculpe amigo, donde esta el baño

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323106
True capitalism doesn't have taxes, like you said before.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET for roughly 3 years.

>Why are you a NEET
I'm a NEET because my parents can't afford to send me to college anymore. Which was more or less their fucking fault after letting my older brother fuck around in college for years and waste tuition money that should have been used for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323111
Al fondo a la izquierda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323106
>having no unemployment rate
convenient but part of an economically inefficient system

>non existent crime rate
1. if this were true it would only be because the state had a monopoly on crime and 2. it wasn't true anyway

>True communism is when workers organize and vote, something Stalin erased completely.
so basically like the labour party

[Alice No.]

In Switzerland they're holding a referendum next year about a guaranteed basic wage. If it goes through the government will pay everyone above 18 a wage you can live off REGARDLESS WHETHER YOU WORK OR NOT. If you still want to work, you get some extra from your employer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323138
>>13323106
Ideology is mental slavery for those with free bodies.

Just take it easy. It's not like you can change shit by caring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323161
That's also an ideology, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323161
i have confined my mind for its own safety, freedom makes me feel bad

>It's not like you can change shit by caring.
だよね

[Anonymous No.]

I want to save up some money to buy some land in a rural area and have a NEET ranch. We could make money raising and butchering chickens and the like with minimal work. Hunting and other outdoor activities too. It could be a coop ranch where we all do the same work and make the same amount of money. We could even have a socialist summer camp that we charge people to go to. Have a shooting range and teach those liberals in denial how to shoot and protect themselves and others. Free NEET life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323173
No bully

>>13323177
I don't like it when I have too many choices. Right now I have to go buy new sneakers because my old ones have holes in them and are hurting my feet. I hate buying sneakers because I have to play spot the differences while a salesman breathes down my neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323197
I want to be the camp whore and spend all day servicing /jp/sies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323159
What's even the point of money then?

>>13323076
>I don't know anything about the other former communist countries but they're all shit and located in South America.

Wasn't China communist at one point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320573
How can you afford Internet connection as a NEET?

Are you living in your mom's house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323228
All kinds of places have free internet nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

why be a NEET when you can get a boring office job that only requires you to do 2 hours of work per week and the rest of the week you just sit at your desk browsing the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323240
But you can't download loli hentai in those places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323247
That requires living your life on a schedule, which is one of the biggest problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323247
Tell me how to get a job like that and I will do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323228
gubmint moneys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323253
when i was a NEET i lived by a very strict schedule too, i just get really uncomfortable if i don't follow a schedule...i think it may be some kind of autism
>>13323255
get a liberal arts degree and apply for generic office jobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323247
I inherited a job like this. Everyone in the office has a sibling or parent in the company. Nepotism is the only way in. That or a useful college degree. Please don't give NEETs false hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323267
i wonder how many NEETs have the opportunity to use nepotism, but choose not to?

getting your parents to help you out isn't a big deal, there's nothing wrong with taking a handout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323305
>YOU'RE X YEARS OLD WE'RE NOT GONNA HELP YOU'RE NOT A TEENAGER ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.]

I want nepotism normies to DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323375
I want free money from the gubmint so I can live comfortably and post on /jp/ all day instead of having to work, ever.

Gibs me dat.

[Anonymous No.]

Neet for like four years now. Mostly out of apathy for anything other than my interests but I also would have trouble with transportation to any job unless I move.

I spend my inheritance money on weed and that's the mostly the only expense that comes out of my pocket. I spend my time doing the vidya, animu, making music, internet, hanging with my neet gf, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323159
Explain more, how does this exactly work and what will the salary be for unemployed people? I get the feeling it's going to be so low you can survive on bread only and live in 20sqm apartments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323437
it'll keep you alive and nothing more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323434
>NEET
>having a gf
0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323434
>neet gf

get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323159
>one year
>going to die in 1.5 months
Maybe if I get lucky with ssdi I can move there later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323495
>mfw I'm going to die in 1.5 months too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323482
>>13323466
but why, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323510
>>13323495
Why are you two going to die so soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323519
I'm going to die because I'm going to fail my bachelor's thesis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323510
My own clone.
Now neither of us will be burdens on society.

[Saten meta whiner No.]

>>13322807
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VTv0P9vXWO

[Anonymous No.]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Dude has the jay been liberated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323599
I really like this girl. Her howling raises my mood every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323466
>>13323482
having a neet girlfriend is perfectly acceptable
she's the antithesis of a normie slut girl and is probably as introverted, if not moreso, than /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323599,1
It hasn't had a dedicated janitor since the leaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323613
Please tell me your secrets of getting a NEET girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323613
The point is that she doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323613
Having a gf means you have social capital
Having social capital makes you a normie

Sorry but we at /jp/ hold our NEETs to the highest standards of NEETdom. Your ilk might be better suited to the "NEETs" at /a/ that are 20 year old summerNEETs that are between college semesters. Non virgins will be flat out purged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323605
>raises my mood

>mood

>wood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323619
1) Think about your anime waifu.
2) Combine her with 3DPD qualities.
3) Smoke weed everyday.
4) Suddenly you have a NEET gf that talks to you and smokes weed with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323640
That's just a tulpa.

[Anonymous No.]

Nine years, because I'm lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323619
i dont have one

>>13323630
i have never given /a/ a page view
do you honestly think im a non virgin
you are aware its possible to be friends with a member of the opposite sex without having to have sex with them, right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323728
>its possible to be friends with a member of the opposite sex without having to have sex with them
wrong

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want a job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323728
cuck

[Anonymous No.]

Because society doesn't deserve my effort.

- I falsely imprisoned for a crime I didn't do.
- I was pulled from school at a young age cause of abuse parents so I was cheated out of a education.
- I live in the 3rd poorest city in my area so there are barely any jobs anyway.
- Was put on bullshit medication that made my an unmotivated zombie and caused harm

Those meds ruined me physically so now I get autismbux

[Anonymous No.]

Because I was always a shy introvert and after two jobs that I quit in the first month each a long time ago, I realized that I will probably always be like this!

The only job I would ever take would be one where I never have to leave my home or talk to people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324067
Why not kill yourself you entitled prick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324296
You first.

[Alice No.]

>>13323437
It's supposed to be a pretty reasonable amount of money according to calculations (keeping in mind that Switzerland is a pretty rich country though). it's not a supposed to be just a minimum income

Of course, any other forms of social security would go. You get what you get and you're responsible for it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_income

You can read this and continue from there. It's a pretty interesting economic system.

/jp/ might actually be able to take it easy if something like this was implement globally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324305
I have no reason to, unlike yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324329
Why are you so upset?

That's not good for your heart, you might just die of a stroke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324338
I am not upset, merely making a thoughtful suggestion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324345
It's sweet of you to care so much about my life but you don't need to concern yourself with it.

Sorry for making you so upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324354
If you really thought that then you would never have posted in this thread. Also, I am not upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324362
Sometimes I post without thinking, we all do that.

Anything bugging you today? You sound like a nice person. and I want to know more about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324362
>>13324376
Uh...uh....can you guys, like, calm down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324382
Sorry, I just wanted to know why what I said made him so upset.

[Anonymous No.]

I was told this was the place to ask when it came to neetdom. How easy is it to get autismbux? Is it as simple as getting diagnosed then handing your documents to the government? Do I need a lawyer? What if i'm perfectly fit to work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324354
dont be such a fucking pussy yakki dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324390
Uh...sorry then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324401
I just want to make love and not war with /jp/

>>13324408
It's alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324416
Fine but dont give yakki a bad name

[Anonymous No.]

Ｒｅｃｏｇｎｉｚｉｎｇ that I volunteered to be a NEET, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen life, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit de corps of the NEETs.

Ａｃｋｎｏｗｌｅｄｇｉｎｇ　the fact that a NEET is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a NEET I am expected to move further, faster and fight harder than any other soldier.

Ｎｅｖｅｒ　shall I fail my fellow NEETs. I will always keep myself mentally alert with amphetamines, physically strong and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be, one-hundred-percent and then some.

Ｇａｌｌａｎｔｌｙ will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well-trained NEET. My courtesy to elder NEETs, neatness of dress and care of decks shall set the example for others to follow.

Ｅｎｅｒｇｅｔｉｃａｌｌｙ will I meet my reps. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not a NEET word. I will never leave a fallen NEET to fall into the hands of the enemy and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my fellow NEETs.

Ｒｅａｄｉｌｙ will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the NEET's objective and complete the mission though I be the lone survivor.

ＮＥＥＴ　ＬＥＡＤ　ＴＨＥ　ＷＡＹ！

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324354
>>13324401
>>13324416
>>13324430
Wow, this music is fucking awful! But maybe it's just the one track I listened to. What should I listen to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324451
The Ranger creed?!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324464
I don't know what you were listening too but try this?

https://soundcloud.com/yakui-bass-camp/usy-shortcut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324485
Now this I can appreciate more. I had only listened to the most popular song on Last FM, which was "Continium".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320573
Why is it always the loser with no job and no goals in life is into communism?

Let me guess "true" communism was tried right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324626
counterrevolutionaries, every last one of them

besides we moved on from that topic ages ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324626
Don't all classify NEET as commies.

Some believe in the free market, like me.

[Anonymous No.]

Does a trader counts as a NEET?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324395
It depends entirely on where you live and whether or not you have autism or can fake autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324626
Communism has never been tried because those at the top would have to give up their power.

[Anonymous No.]

I was a NEET for years due to illness, but I never let it break my spirit and define my life. I spent that time training and learning a skill. I might still be a hikikomori, but now I'm a reasonably successful, self-sufficient freelancer.

You can't let depression and anxiety win. It's going to be at the back of your head forever, but you don't have to react to it.

>>13324632
Capitalism, ho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324908
Your mistake is in thinking that everyone who is NEET is depressed and anxious.

There's a huge difference between fakeNEET normies and truNEETs. FakeNEETs are people who are not NEET out of choice. They're wannabe normies who failed at the things they actually wanted, and spend all day crying on the internet about how alone they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324934
Your mistake is thinking everyone with depression and anxiety is lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324934
If you're not depressed and anxious and you're a NEET, you're no different from a lazy normie.

[Anonymous No.]

who lazy normie here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324934
God forbid anyone ever wanted to do anything with their life other than sit at home along and play eroge all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325035
that was very passive aggressive of you.

>>13324961
There is a fundamental difference between the two. One is a failure and the other is just a bad enough dude to do what he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325089
>One is a failure and the other is just a bad enough dude to do what he wants.
So one is a failure and the other is a normie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325035
Please don't push your normie lifestyle and silly ideas on /jp/.

You "doing things with your life" and "playing eroge all day" are fundamentally the same. You're doing something you enjoy because it makes you feel good. People who enjoy doing other things like hobbies are the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325102
I guess both are failures in his conception? Maybe he's on the wrong board

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324961
A normie could never sit at home all day every day. They have to be out, meeting people and doing meaningless work.

>>13325035
There's nothing wrong with that, but if you place importance on normie things instead of being totally at peace in a world where you just consume, then you aren't a truNEET. People like you are far better suited to getting jobs.

>>13324949
I think everyone who is depressed is unhappy. If you're unhappy being a NEET, isn't it obvious that the life isn't for you? Get a part-time job, meet people, fall in love, do all the normal stupid normie shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325102
The key difference between fakeNEET and truNEET is that the former is a failure who got no choice, but a trueNEET has a choice and he chose NEETdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325108
I do play eroge all day. You can fuck off, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325114
And yet you aren't out "doing something with your life", because you're a fakeNEET. You play eroge to escape from the crushing realisation that you've ruined your life, because all you really want is to be working and going to bars with friends.

You aren't like the rest of us. You don't fit in here, you don't fit in with the normies. You're a part of a pathetic third group, containing people who are failures because they lack any self-confidence. You mistakenly think we all must be like you, because why else would anyone want to sit at home all day doing nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325129
>no true scotsman
bitch you're being self-righteous about an anonymous chinese pictogram enthusiast board

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325129
>You play eroge to escape from the crushing realisation that you've ruined your life
Thanks, mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325142
How are you having this much difficulty distinguishing between someone who was forced into a lifestyle and someone who actively chose it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325150
>How are you having this much difficulty distinguishing between someone who was forced into a lifestyle and someone who actively chose it?
I think what he's really wondering about is why anybody would care, let alone feel superior about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I was unable to embrace my NEET lifestyle until one day, a young blonde girl appeared before me on a message board and lifted me from the pit of self loathing like an angel, bearing the message: If you work, you lose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325150
You're coming from the assumption the reasoning for doing something makes the activity more or less noble. If you do charity, no one cares if it's for tax purposes or because you believe the world can be a better place, it's charity all the same.

If you're a NEET, you're a NEET. It doesn't matter how you got here or what keeps you. It's also not a medal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325159
this is what fakeNEETs actually believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325159
Rationalize your shortcomings however you like just don't lump truNEETs in with that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325153
Do you not understand the scotsman fallacy or something?

Anyway, to answer your projection, the issue comes when the pathetic fakeNEET group mistakenly believes they're in good company and tries to join the truNEET group.

>>13325159
You're acting as if being a NEET has some wider effect on the world. If you were a normie doing charity work, wouldn't you prefer to talk to people doing it for the same reason as you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325167
this is what a crossie does

uses memes from reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324323
if you are even suggesting, merely hinting, that freecheesers can be fiscally responsible, nay not even responsible, but intelligent enough to see after their own finances over a lifespan, i have a bit of bad news for you..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325171
I still don't see why anybody would care, seeing as how you made that definition up just now anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

As long as FakeNEET (i.e. people who got no choices but to be NEET) don't secretly crave to do normie shit, I don't have a problem with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325173
>wouldn't you prefer to talk to people doing it for the same reason as you?
Not really, considering the most money comes from rich people doing the tax thing. If that's the means to the end, I don't mind much that they have different views from me, and the same goes here. Those views might clash, but it's not like either side belongs any less in a place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325184
If you take truNEETs to be a tiny 0.1% of the population, and fakeNEETs to be 5% of the population, the number of truNEETs that were forced to be NEETs out of luck would only be 2%. So 98% of fakeNEETs secretly crave normie shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325193
Then 98% of fakeNEETs need to get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325193
Hell, if you take truNEETs to be a tiny 0.1% of the population and fakeNEETs to be 5% of the population, truNEETs really don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a fakeNEET but a trueNEET at heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325198
They have the most shitposting potential, so the board belongs to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325185
Lets take it a step further into a more accurate analogy. Would you rather be in jail with murderers, or people who have committed manslaughter? They both deserve to be in the same place, right? Shame the law doesn't consider it quite the same in terms of sentencing.

>>13325198
Most of that 5% will never see 4chan, they're the unemployed general public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325204
>Shame the law doesn't consider it quite the same in terms of sentencing.
The law also doesn't take both parents as the same when it comes to divorce settlement and keeping the kids. Ergo, the law isn't infallible.

>Most of that 5% will never see 4chan, they're the unemployed general public.
Even if 1% does, that's ten times the number of total truNEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe there is a romanticism to NEETdom, of being able to do what you want and enjoy all by yourself, mostly free from the restraints of society and the rat race. Doing what you love because you love it, not because society tells you that you should(in fact it says the opposite).

Also sharing these hobbies with the NEETs of /jp/ is good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325212
>Ergo, the law isn't infallible.
Did you seriously just say that people who kill someone out of negligence or in the heat of the moment are the same as people who plan out their killing? I don't think it's quite the same thing as a fucking divorce settlement.

>Even if 1% does,
Let's say that 1% of the people in the west come on 4chan, sure, why not. What I'd then object to is the suggestion that they'd all instantly head to the otaku culture board instead of any of the others with more mainstream normie hobbies. On a board like /v/ or /b/, I'd totally buy the number of fakeNEETs outnumbering truNEETs. But we're not on /v/ or /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

There is already a dedicated thread on the advice board just for falsies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325227
>I don't think it's quite the same thing as a fucking divorce settlement.
It is. Even crackwhores get custody by default.

>But we're not on /v/ or /b/.
No, we're on Touhou, Nukige and KanColle central, which isn't very far from tumblr. You want to believe /jp/ is not populated by that kind of people, but it is, and even in 2008 /jp/ wasn't the truNEET paradise you want to pretend it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325236
>>It is. Even crackwhores get custody by default.
I don't know why you keep going back to this custody shit when it has zero relevance.

What you're saying is that it doesn't matter if you murder a person or if you kill them through negligence. You're saying that the law is objectively wrong on this topic.

You have far bigger issues than being able to distinguish between NEET groupings. You can't even understand the crux of the argument.

Were you abused physically and sexually as a child? Is that why you lack all reasoning ability?

[Anonymous No.]

are you guys actually taking one of /jp/'s shitposting memes seriously or am i missing many levels of irony here

[Anonymous No.]

NEET shaming on /jp/. This is just perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325278
Shut up, none of this is "ironic".

Take it or leave it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325284
then are you just genuinely retarded or what

keep in mind that truNEET is something /jp/ came up with for the sole purpose of shitposting back during the 2010 all-retard parade

>>13325282
it's more like he's going out of his way to shame people with anxiety issues and disabilities because ???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325286
TruNEET has a historical basis, it's the same concept behind bored young noble who got everything they ever wanted so instead they want nothing i.e. they refuse to do jobs and just live as they want to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325294
i get that there have always been people who chose to do nothing just because, i'm more talking about the word itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325286
Because they are fakeNEET duh, not NEET by choices but by circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325305
Well, the word doesn't matter, that concept exists, the word just reminds people of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325308
congratulations on your potential to become a successful member of society

hakshuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325316
Well, thank you.

But I think you should speak with proper capitalization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320573

I'm a NEET because my experience with grad school was pretty much institutionalized mistreatment. And I literally had to do things in that lab that were against the law. I looked in the mirror and realized that my published papers and my upcoming thesis were permanent things, tying me to that association forever. So I finished all my classes and the first draft of my thesis, got right up to the end, and stopped short of submitting it. I left and started selling blood plasma to survive.

Nearly not a NEET anymore though. Got a loan from my brother for the cheapest large format printer I could find, now I sell posters on etsy. If business keeps picking up at the current rate, in a few more months I might qualify as being gainfully employed. That only took like... three years of NEETness, so far? It's been a good experience. Taught me to grab onto my own destiny, and all that jazz.

Good luck to all you NEETs out there. I believe in you. Somewhere deep inside, we're all budding small businessmen. Once you've told the sheep-mentality career path to fuck off, the real adventure begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325345
>NEETs
>we're all budding small businessmen
See? This is why the whole NEET vs truNEET warposting exists.

If you're working, whatever shitty work it is, you're not a goddamn NEET ffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325352
Ex-NEET then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325352
>why NEET vs truNEET warposting exists
5% people wanting to feel special and 95% shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323728
>i have never given /a/ a page view
Do people actually just hang out in /jp/ only?
This place is so slow I would go out of my mind with boredom. If you've never given a superior board that doesn't allow shitty blog threads like this a page view, then you're seriously retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

does this mean neet blog threads are allowed again now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325415
Not that guy but /jp/ is my homeboard but also I browse /k/ for weapon news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323599,1
That was just a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

what a way to break a wolf's heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325438,2
*licks your wounds*

[Saten meta whiner No.]

gay

[Anonymous No.]

i fucking love delusional people in their late teens who pretend NEETing is a cool and fun lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325438,5
You don't need to pretend when you're in your late teens. It's legitimately cool to be dumb.

Maybe you're pretending it's dumb to be cool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325438,5
The only not fun thing is thinking about the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325438,7
get @me about that when the anhedonia hits you (it will eventually)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325438,8
Only temporarily

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325438,9
until it isn't temporary anymore then you're literally dead.

[Anonymous No.]

should i stream tetris