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Why do people have waifus?

>> No.13319853
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It's love, Anon.

Love

>> No.13319912

/a/ has waifus,
/jp/ has fuck dolls.

>> No.13319978

It's an /a/ meme. Pay no mind to it.

>> No.13320203

>>13319853
I always knew people using anon are filthy /a/shits

>> No.13320371

>>13319838
Loneliness and chronic terror of getting hurt.

>> No.13320372

>>13319838
Why is your waifu such a shit?

>> No.13320394

I find it really really funny on how a vocal minority on /jp/ really shits on /a/ even though the majority of old /jp/sies came from there because moot couldn't handle all touhou and japanese culture threads on /a/.

>> No.13320437

>>13319838
Because they got bad experiences from real woman and they are so desperate for love that when they see all these perfect 2D girls, they just fall in love with them. Also mainly because of 3DPD hate on 4chan, they decide to completely give up on real girls and devote whole yourself to that one fictional character that in return gives you large amount of love and other warm feelings.

But it's more /a/ thing.

>> No.13320484
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>Pick a favorite anime or vidya character. One that you're sexually attracted to.

>Know that your pathetic life will amount to nothing and that you will never ever find love because of it.

>Embrace the delusion because how else will you know happiness?

>> No.13320492

>>13320484
...that's painful but who are you quoting?

>> No.13320494

>>13320492
He's quoting the projector.

>> No.13320499

>>13320494
Ah, next time just let the projector speak please.

>> No.13320517

>>13320484
You won't fall in love this way, she will still be only a favourite character.

>> No.13320520

>>13320437

3D women aren't worth the trouble. Invariably they will cheat, lie, and steal. They will leave you and take your dignity with them.

With 2D everything is nice and easy. Even if the relationship is reproductively pointless unless you have a vested interest in producing offspring it doesn't matter.

Why should I bring children into this worthless world anyway? It's only going to get worse, the west is going to crumble under its own retarded postmodern ideologies. Having children burdens children with life, something they didn't consent to and will bring them pain necessarily.

I'm so angry and bitter about everything. God fucking damn it I hate what the west has become. We're useless now, so far gone we can't even the things we invented right. We're on the slow feeble path to the bottom and it's too late to do anything about it. There's no space age, no great uprising of scientific moral order, no wonders of technology and our species is going to die on this stupid rock

>> No.13320532

>>13320394
Are you seriously implying current /a/ isn't shit?

>> No.13320553

>>13320520
>Why should I bring children into this worthless world anyway? It's only going to get worse, the west is going to crumble under its own retarded postmodern ideologies. Having children burdens children with life, something they didn't consent to and will bring them pain necessarily.
I feel the same way. Poor children will have to deal with all the shit we're stirring up all their damn lives, while we enjoy peace and death when everything goes up in flames.

>> No.13320576

/r/ threadban

>>13320394
/a/ became bad before /jp/ became worse

>> No.13320606

>>13320520
I'll play the devil's advocate here and say that "women are not all the same". It's more like that playing the real dating game is not worth the effort, assuming that they'd even let you play it in the first place when you don't meet the social/professional requirements.

>Why should I bring children into this worthless world anyway?
I so agree with this.

>> No.13320611

fuck off to /wiz/ you worthless cunts

nobody cares about how countercultural you rae

>> No.13320673

>>13320520
Well, I don't know for sure because I've never had a girlfriend and nearly all relationships in my family/friends are shit. But I still believe that if I would find a 3D girl that would love me as much as i love my waifu, I could be happy with her. They can't be unable to feel these feelings, can they?

Also I rather would like to have children with my waifu. Maybe it's because I don't hate my life that much or just because I obsess about fantasy of having family with her so much that I forgot about all this shit they would have to deal with in their life.

>> No.13320687

>>13320673
>They can't be unable to feel these feelings, can they?
Women are fickle creatures, no pun intended. You could probably find one that would love you for a fixed amount of time, but that's about it.

The real issue isn't that they can't love, or at least to some extent, but that they get bored easily and you constantly have to entertain them or they'll just go away.

>> No.13320704

/jp/ sure loves to delude itself into thinking it doesn't waifufag as much as /a/ does. Practically every Touhou thread is someone waifufagging so he can circlejerk with other waifufags.

>I want to hug Yukari!
>Why is Patchy the best wife?
>Kanako is my mommy!
Above examples being the worst of the worst kind of fans and posters.

>> No.13320716

>>13320704
>sure loves to delude itself into thinking it doesn't waifufag
unless you actually use the word you're not a waifufag

and the only real problem with waifufags is their inaiblity to shut up about their waifus anyway

>> No.13322398

>>13320371
This. At least for me.

>> No.13322480

>>13319838
Read Shii's essay about the waifu, its pretty intersting
http://archive.today/OWgl

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>>13320492

>> No.13322560

>>13319838
Because I failed at life and am now going insane and reality and fiction have become one

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>>13320484
That hollowness, that unfulfillment of being when no cute vampire loli ojou-sama to grab your balls with her cold bare hands and slap your painfully erect cock, nor to slap you across the face and spit in your mouth.

Why even exist.

>> No.13323378

>>13320704

There's nothing wrong with those sorts of threads. It helps us feel good and to cultivate these feelings of affection and love which we rarely, if ever, otherwise have the opportunity to feel in our lifestyle.

>> No.13323385

>>13322614
>spit in your mouth
I told you so >>13317206

>> No.13323438

feeling it

>> No.13323467

very few people know what it means to have a waifu. I know it's just a gay meme but in fact, you can fall in love with a fictional character. nobody knows what that means anymore. it's like people here just pick their waifu. that's not how it works. a waifu just happens, it develops. sometimes you don't even get a waifu no matter how much animu you watch or whatever and that's okay.

>> No.13324029

>>13323385
So you agree with the rest.

>> No.13325152

>>13319838
What baffles me more is why people like the Grateful Dead.

>> No.13328816

Is it so bad wanting to feel loved? Some people will never get in real life, for several reasons, having a waifu just does it for some people. I bet it prevents suicide for many, even. Love can work wonders in people's lives.

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>>13325152

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