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Sex

>> No.13312221
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>>13312215
X

>> No.13312228
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Sex with real 3D girls!

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>>13312228
>real 3D girls

>> No.13312252

I want to be /jp/'s bicycle. Fill all my holes with your cum~
I want to be a part of all your worst fetishes
Just treat me like a cum dumpster

>> No.13312253

Sex with real 2D girls

>> No.13312260

>>13312241
Sex with real 3D boys!

>> No.13312269

>>13312253
Now we're talking!

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>>13312228
The fuck's wrong with you??
Out of /jp/ with you, 3D lover.

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I'm just a useless sex bunny

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>>13312274
>>13312241
Why can't you love both?

>> No.13312309

I had sex yeaterday for the first time and I kept going limp all throughout. I don't get it, I'm able to edge and stay hard for hours and yet when the moment of truth finally comes, I can't even stay up for five minutes.

I didn't even cum, I just left embarrased only to have my dick rock hard an hour later and go crazy on multiple onaholes.

I want to die.

>> No.13312321

>>13312309
Sex is overrated. You have the superior sexual experience.

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sex with lolis

>> No.13312335

>>13312309
The best part about having sex with 3D is remembering it afterwards and masturbating. You're doing it right.

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>>13312309
Do you have a gf or was it with some random hooker?

Porn and masturbators have gotten so good over the last couple of decades that it's starting to supersede sex. The only thing that still comes close is if it's with someone you have a good emotional connection with.

>> No.13312346

>>13312340
The latter, I got an escort since I realize a gf is impossible for me.

Guess I'll just stick to holes.

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>> No.13312360

>>13312228

There are no real 3D girls.

>> No.13312515

>>13312277
>useless

Oh no you're not!

>> No.13312579

>>13312348
mods are asleep
post the rest

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>>13312346
We warned you that having sex with a prostitute is a bad idea.

>> No.13312622

>>13312346
Let me give you some advice. Holes get you 90% of the way there, the other 10% is not really important.

>> No.13312777

>>13312215
What about it?

>> No.13312925

>>13312309
If you spend forever only masturbating you can get the masturbation death grip. Basically your dick can only stay hard and orgasm if you grip tightly and stroke vigorously. It took me a few days to get over my death grip when I bought my first hole.

>> No.13312967

>>13312925
Please don't remind me of the horror stories in the onahole generals.

>> No.13312988

>>13312252
Hey now. I want this too.

>> No.13312998

>>13312215
Spoiler: you won't get any.

>> No.13313010

Useless.

>> No.13313012

>>13312967
I don't know any horror stories from those threads. I don't participate in those because to me it they seem really gay. All they do is talk about, ask for reviews about, and share videos about them using their holes to each other. Anyway there isn't anything horrifying about the death grip, its just a mildly infuriating problem that is simple to solve.

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with Totori

>> No.13313021

hey /jp/

what's sex

>> No.13313032

>>13313021
Something no here has any firsthand experience with.

>> No.13313086

>>13313032
It's been 6 years and I don't remember it that well but all I know is I'm content with jackin it to anime hopefully this helps

>> No.13313179

>>13312583
Not the same person.

>> No.13313231

>>13312287
Because one of the two is disgusting

>> No.13313231,1 [INTERNAL] 

I want to fuck, any tips?

>> No.13313231,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13313231,1
Make sue you clean your ass out a day before and dont eat anything

>> No.13313286

>>13312215
NEET pussy.

>> No.13313286,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13313231,2
ewww... gross. i'm not gay

>> No.13313296
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There is no better feeling than dressing up like a girl, finding a cute guy, sucking his dick and then swallowing. Once that is done, standing up, showing him your dick and running away as he starts screaming.

>> No.13313296,1 [INTERNAL] 

I'm not gay but I wouldn't mind sucking a cute boydick

>> No.13313296,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13313296,1
I had a dream about being gay last night it was really warm and nice

>> No.13313337

So why aren't you bisexual yet /jp/?

>> No.13313337,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13313296,2
Were you having gay sex in the dream?

>> No.13313337,2 [INTERNAL] 

Sometimes I want to suck and dick and be a cute girl but then I realize that would be letting the Jews win and I just didn't have a father figure.

>> No.13313368

>>13313337
Does it count as being bi if I've never had any actual sexual interactions?

>> No.13313368,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13313337,1
We were laying next to eachother on a bed in a classroom

>> No.13313368,2 [INTERNAL] 

f*cking queers

>> No.13313384

I've never fucking had sex....

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>> No.13313385,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13313368,1
Why would there be a bed in a classroom...

>> No.13313438

>>13313337
Dick is better, why aren't you gay yet /jp/?

>> No.13313444

>>13313438
Even if it's better, I want to be able to give pleasure to everybody, not just the half with dicks.

>> No.13313445

>>13313368
I think that's "asexual" or something
also, virgin high-five
hoping i can lose mine before i turn 20. wouldn't want to be a loser!

>> No.13313445,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13313445
Heh. This kid doesn't know yet...

>> No.13313463

>>13313296
Too bad you've never done that before.

>> No.13313477

>>13313384
It's not that great I assume

>> No.13313490

>>13313477
A straight married guy once told me that sex is indeed overrated and if you're alone and are reasonably happy with yourself, more power to you.

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>>13313477
Usually pretty disappointing actually. Granted I've only been with awkward nerdy white boys that would fit in well with /jp/

>> No.13313528

>>13313510
We're talking about actual sex here, not your gay buttfucking shit, queerboy.

>> No.13313531

>>13313490
What if you're not happy with yourself, but you've gotten used to the mind-numbing loneliness?

>> No.13313539

>>13313528

how do you know he's not a girl ?

>> No.13313551

I want a big black bull to breed my butthole.

>> No.13313556
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>>13313531
You still have us you know.

Now, I will call you a faggot because I can't have you believe we are going soft on you.

>> No.13313570

>>13313539
There ain't no pussies here on /jp/.

>> No.13313572

>>13313570
I have a boypussy.

>> No.13313575

>>13313570
I can be one for you if you want, Anonymous.

>> No.13313579

>>13313570
How can we get some on here?

>> No.13313591

>>13313579
Why would you want any?
/jp/ is a "boys only" treehouse, and girls are disgusting anyway.

>> No.13313595

>>13313591
If we could catch a girl, we could ask to see her boobs.

>> No.13313605

>>13313595
Boy nipples are better anyway.

>> No.13313606

>>13313595
Ew. Who would want to see that?

I'd rather we show each other our dicks.

>> No.13313612

I dislike girls but I also dislike gays.

Dammit just leave me alone!!!

>> No.13313616

Please stick it in me!

>> No.13313618

>>13313616
SLAYTHEGAY

Slay it, baby.

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>>13313616
I'm out of sticks.

>> No.13313654

>>13313531
Be tough, be strong about yourself and give zero fucks about what others may think of you.

>> No.13313669

I want to be /jp/'s bitch. I want to be tied up, blindfolded, and left for the use of whoever wanted to play with me or get off. A toy that's only there to be fucked and abused.

>> No.13313672

all faggots deserve to die
every single last homo

>> No.13313674

>>13313669
Don't tempt me, gay devil.

Go back to the shadow.

>> No.13313694

>>13313674
I'm sorry. I know it's not normal, but I can't suppress this desire any longer.

If I dressed as a girl, would it be better?

>> No.13313698

>>13313694
Meditate, breath in and breath out and control yourself

>> No.13313699

I-Is this what they call SEX otaku?

>> No.13313701

>>13313674
slurp slurp slurp

>> No.13313704

>>13313698
I don't want to, though. The idea arouses me, and the arousal feels good.

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>>13312215

>> No.13313712

>>13313704
Then you really are the gay devil.

I shall stop talking to you, sorry friend!

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>>13312260

>> No.13313791

>>13313572
Get out of here, Narancia.

>> No.13313934

Drink bleach, faggots

>> No.13313934,1 [INTERNAL] 

Please penetrate me....

>> No.13313934,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13313934,1
I'm getting kinda turned on...

>> No.13313934,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>13313934,2
lol fag

>> No.13315105

Any single boys here?

>> No.13315118

>>13315105
right here

>> No.13315327

I only ever had sex with my sisters.

>> No.13315327,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13315327
hot

>> No.13315381

>>13315327
that's disgusting anon

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>>13315327
Story plz

>> No.13315406

I want to swallow delicious /jp/ semen.

>> No.13315415

>>13315406
If only we could suck off each other through the internet...

>> No.13315423

>>13315415
I have a cute and small butt too.

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>>13315423
Lewd

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Is this the /jp/ cock suck meetup thread?

>> No.13315494

What happens if my friend says she's going to rape me, /jp/?
I havent seen her in a year as she moved out of town for a while and I wanted to see her again so I asked if she's busy. We're going to meet next week and she says this every couple of days. Its scary.

>> No.13315552

>>13315494
Call the police on that succubus.

>> No.13315591

>>13315494
Well are you rapeable? Not her fault if you are.

>> No.13315607

If I cosplay as Alice will /jp/ jam it in?

>> No.13315612

>>13315473
Geez, some people really are lonely.

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>>13315607
Balls deep

>> No.13315633

>>13315552
But I like succubi. And she hasnt done anything yet.

>>13315591
How do I know if I am?

>> No.13315634

>>13315607
Jam my fist onto your face.

>> No.13315658

>>13315634
Do that to my anus.

>> No.13315669

>>13315658
Geez, some people really are lewd.

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>> No.13315700

>>13315494
Maybe she's just a PewDiePie fan who thinks the word rape is hilarious.

>> No.13315725
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what's wrong with you guys

>> No.13315737

>>13315725
Just fags being fags.

>> No.13315761

>>13315725
What's proper homosexual behavior?

>> No.13315764

>>13315761
Eat lead and die.

>> No.13315768

>>13315764
how is that homosexual?

>> No.13315776

>>13315768
It's the proper reward for being homo I guess.

>> No.13315881

>>13315381
*hot

>> No.13315881,1 [INTERNAL] 

>JAPANESE beauty pageant thread deleted
>MANGA image with the just the word "sex" left up

janny confirmed for unironic homo

>> No.13315881,2 [INTERNAL] 

The leading cause of homosexuality/trannyshit is an absent father or a failed bond between father/son. Prove me wrong.

>> No.13316482

>this is otaku culture
>the history of panties in japanese media is not

>> No.13316482,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13316482
Liking panties is a heterosexual fetish, janny only approves of feminizing white males via homosexuality/crossdressing threads as instructed by his Jewish masters. If you aren't aware, Reddit purchased 4chan.

>> No.13316598

>>13316482
Of course it is.
Otakus are sex starved beasts afterall.

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>>13315494
I wouldn't be too concerned about it as she's probably just messing with you. But I guess it also depends on how close your friendship was before she moved away. Maybe she's made up her mind to have a friend with benefits situation with you.

>> No.13317150

is it gay if you're not fixated on the penis? I mean a hole's a hole so literally anything is fair game

>> No.13317215

I want to have sex with a /jp/

>> No.13317229

>>13317215
dp /jp/ with /jp/ !

>> No.13317253

>>13317150
Wanting to put your penis in anything that isn't a fully-matured adult female human is degeneracy.

>> No.13317262

>>13317229
Please DP me

>> No.13317284

>>13317262
I only have one penis you dingus

>> No.13317288

>>13317253
Female humans mature before contemporary adulthood, you know. You are advocating paedophilia, and that's WRONG!

>> No.13317291

>>13317288
I said "adult woman", meaning, having reached and passed the state of adulthood

>> No.13317295

>>13317284
Get a /jp/ friend to help~!

>> No.13317313

>>13317295
I don't know any.

>> No.13317330

>>13317313
Then get one of your other friends.

>> No.13317336

>>13317291
Which is well before age 18. They themselves will tell you they're better than males because they mature faster, like that's a good thing.

>> No.13317339

>>13317330
I have none.

>> No.13317348

>>13317339
A real /jp/sie! I like you.

>> No.13317349

>>13317348
Does that make us friends then ?

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>>13317349
I geso.
Time to DP that other anon!

>> No.13317362

>>13317359
But i want to go to bed.

>> No.13317370

>>13317336
>adult
>well before age 18
Where do you live that one reaches adult status before 18? There are only two countries where you are legally considered an adult before 18; Iran and Saudi Arabia. Everywhere else, it's 18, except for some countries where it's 19-21.

>> No.13317372

>>13317362
Daijobu, we'll do it another day then.

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>>13317372
Maybe tomorrow when i have more vigor in me, goodnight my /jp/ friend.

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>>13317378
Sweet dreams.

>> No.13317381,1 [INTERNAL] 

why is this allowed

>> No.13317555

I would pay good money to have a jper finish in my anus.

>> No.13317662

>>13317555
Finish what?

>> No.13317692

>>13312340
I agree there really is no point unless you have an emotional connection with someone. That's why 2D is superior because there is emotional connection and better stimulation than 3D whether you want more or less

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ultra kuso thread.

>> No.13317747

>>13317696
heh

>> No.13317778

>>13317747
eh

>> No.13317838

>>13317662
Having sex.

>> No.13318149

I just want to taste a cock jaypee.

>> No.13318165

>>13318149
Go blow a shotgun, "kudasai".

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>>13317696
Frig off maybe?

>> No.13318190

I want to slurp all the semen from an onahole fresh with anons genetic juices

>> No.13318196

>>13318190
2gay4God

>> No.13318274

>>13316482
I understand your pain but who are you quoting?

>> No.13318358

I just want a cute boy to violate

>> No.13319126

Is this a /ghost/ thread?

>> No.13319134

>>13313013

Yes, please!

>> No.13319141

>>13313672

Now, now Governor.

>> No.13319141,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13319126
/ghost/ is for straight ppl.

>> No.13319158

>>13317370

Legal status != biological status

>> No.13319158,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13319141,1
*sucks your dick*

>> No.13319158,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13319158,1
*shrugs*

>> No.13319916

>>13318190
I want the contents of an onahole that was passed around my many /jp/sies dumped on my face.

>>13318358
You can violate me, please destroy my anus and rectum!

>> No.13320105
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Masturbation with /jp/ !

>> No.13320178

Post lewd threads from 4chan, I'll start:

tinyurl,com/kjymxks

>> No.13320182

>>13320178
Nice virus bud.

>> No.13320187

>>13320182
it's legit

>> No.13320192

>>13320187
Nice bud virus.

>> No.13320233

>>13320178
java drive by

~!@ DO NOT CLICK @!~

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>>13320233
Too late, I've downloaded it!
It's a bunch of anons making themself into Superdeepthroat, so they can be throatfucked by other guys in the thread.

That's actually kinda hot

>> No.13320457

>>13317370

The AoC in the majority of the world is 16, this inclide the majority of the US, with other countries being lower and Bolivia being the only country that gets it right.

>> No.13320482

>>13320233
Who still has Java in 2015? That's just pathetic.

>> No.13320490

>>13320482
I need it to play runescape

>> No.13320513

>>13317838
how much?

>> No.13320569

How can I convince my gf to wear maid cosplay? Like trying to ask her in a way that doesn't make me look like an ultra weeb pervert

I would also be into wearing it myself while she fucks me, but I'm pretty sure that's out of the question...

>> No.13320579

>>13320569
Sorry dude, no matter how you put it, there's no way to ``trick'' her into wearing it. You will look like a freaking deviant nutcase in any case.

>> No.13320582

I have met up with a trap from /a/.

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>>13320582
What happened?

>> No.13320602

>>13320591
we cuddled while watching anime, then he sucked my dick, and then watched some more, and then he made me dinner, and we ended up playing some video games after that.

I have met him 2 times, and they both went about the same way, except the 2nd time we played some board game he bought first.

Not sure if I should go into more details or not.

>> No.13320608

/jp/ - blogging and homosexual RP

>> No.13320696

>>13320457
>Bolivia being the only country that gets it right

Which is?

>> No.13320864

>>13317253
Hey! Degeneracy-kun! I thought you were perma-banned. Or was that just for /a/?

>> No.13320898

>>13320864
what kind of insane retarded world do you come from where only one person uses the word degenerate

is it /a/

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I tried out gay hypnosis over a couple of years to encourage myself into asking out boys and loving dicks. It can be surprisingly effective, especially if you have a partner on your side that you trust.

>> No.13320985

>>13317080
BEST

>> No.13321009
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Hot and sweaty sex with /jp/~

>> No.13321108

>>13320922
What the fuck is gay hypnosis

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>>13321009
I want to lovingly fuck a cute /jp/sie's quivering boypussy while I run my hands up his smooth chest and under his dress and bra to play with his erect nipples~

>> No.13321181

Go back to /a/ or your steam groups you fucking queers, kill all gays.

>> No.13321189

>>13320608
It's allowed now. Unless you're talking about kids.

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>>13321181
I miss Gensokyo Whorehouse.

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>>13321132
>>13321009
/jp/ 2hu orgy when?

>>13321193
So much butthurt on that pic

>> No.13321223

>>13321210
First we have to build the mansion, then we can have all the orgies we want.

>> No.13321229
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>>13321223
Dat /jp/ dream

>> No.13321233

>>13321193
Why steam? Don't they log just as much stuff as skype?

>> No.13321264

>>13321233
What instant messaging service doesn't?

>> No.13321329

>>13321264
https://www.eff.org/secure-messaging-scorecard

>> No.13321342

>>13321193
>tfw you will never erp for steam items

I don't even like it, but that's easy fucking money.

>> No.13321354
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>> No.13321371

>>13321354
How many actually play and how many are just baiting into public shaming?

>> No.13321387

>>13312309
did you use a condom? are you used to the feel of one?

also, performance anxiety.

>> No.13321411

No sex before marriage.

>> No.13321531

>>13321411
I want to marry a /jp/

>> No.13321539

>>13321531
Please take good care of your /jp/ waifu.

>> No.13321550
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>>13321354
>>13321193

>> No.13321550,1 [INTERNAL] 

it makes sense that the current mods use foolz

>> No.13321703

>>13321411
Oral isn't sex, right?

>> No.13321796

>>13321539
>waifu
Fuck off virg.

>> No.13321796,1 [INTERNAL] 

remember goyim, chain masturbation threads posted by retards from /v/ are allowed

it's unjustified and homophobic to delete them

>> No.13321796,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13321550,1
>>13321796,1
Dudes, this thread is pretty old school.

>> No.13321796,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>13321796,1
fug my boupussy, queermo

>> No.13322233

>>13315327

>>13315388

>> No.13322233,1 [INTERNAL] 

Any childfuckers here?

>> No.13322233,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13322233,1

I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE! I RAPED ABSOLUTELY NOONE!

>> No.13322233,3 [INTERNAL] 

I just realized that it will soon be 4/20.

>> No.13322257

>>13321550
how do i find people to cyber with?

>> No.13322272
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13322272

post steam you gay boys

>> No.13322555

>>13321342
Jeez. I used to ERP on omegle for my own pleasure. Even if it's just online scrip I would have honed my talents and kept in contact with my sugar daddies.

Just thinking about how many horny boys I made cum just from the words I typed is making me sooo hard right now...I wish I was a girl, I could show up in person and let them vent their pent up sexual frustrations on my body, so much that they would see me as nothing more than a piece of delicious fuckmeat in their eyes~

>> No.13322566

>>13322555
Please contain yourself.

>> No.13322574

>>13322555
That's called whoring.
And applying for jobs.

>> No.13322581

>>13322574
>And applying for jobs.
Don't you dare associate my deviant recreational activities with normie behaviour.

>> No.13322593

>>13322581
All are equal under the power of cock.

>> No.13322608

otaku threads get deleted but this filth stays. go to your containment board /lgbt/, or go to /a/, i dont care just leave /jp/ alone you fuckiing fag-normlords

>> No.13322618

>>13322608
The janjan wants to keep /jp/sies lust for fag's cocks and be contained.

Fight it /jp/sies!

>> No.13322637

>>13322608
Fun police on patrol!

>>13322593
Big, thick sweaty cocks shooting fragrant jets of sticky semen down my expectant throat~

>> No.13322638

>>13321703
All explicit acts with another person.

>> No.13322639

I want to fuck a trannie, any tips?

>> No.13322643

Would cybering for TF2 hats be considered prostitution under the law? Specifically Canadian law...

>> No.13322651

>>13322618
It's mortifying to see /jp/ this ravenous.
I just want to drink tea and cuddle, this is too much!

>> No.13322685

>>13322651
It's the janjan I tell you.

Say no to gay shit.

>> No.13322695
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13322695

I want to have your baby /jp/!

>> No.13322698

>>13322695
>>>/a/

>> No.13322700

>>13322695
Boys can't have baby, fag!!!!

>> No.13322724

>>13322695
I want 5 kids.

>> No.13322728

Threads like this makes me hard.

>> No.13322732

>>13322637
That's one problem I can't solve.
If it goes down your throat, you can't taste it. If you keep him in front, it's less pleasurable for him. How do you have your batter and eat it, too?

>> No.13322745

>>13322732
God, please don't discuss dick sucking/deepthroating on /jp/!!!!

Stop this gay shit!!!

>> No.13322758

>>13322732
Ideally there'll be some residual cum on his tip after he's done fucking my throat. He can degrade me like the worthless bitch I am by smearing it all over my face with his half erect member, or he could demand that I finish the job by cleaning him with my mouth, disposing of the refuse collected by my tongue into my whore tummy.

>> No.13322771

>>13322758
Stop it!! Stop it!!!!!!

Please have a look at what you just said.

>> No.13322779

>>13322771
What's wrong with it?

>> No.13322781

>>13322779
He's trying to shame people who are strong enough to act on their desires because he's too weak to do the same.

>> No.13322785

For whatever greater good we have of /jp/, this thread should be killed with fire.

>> No.13322789

>>13322779
>>13322781
It's gay!

It's horribly, terribly homo-faggot-gay!!!!

>> No.13322803

>>13322781
/jp/ would be a lot better off if everyone gave into their deep dark fantasies and lived lives of mutually hedonistic pleasure. Everyone would be too high on endorphins to shitpost or get into flame wars.

>> No.13322803,1 [INTERNAL] 

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197989169552

add me guys

>> No.13322812

>>13322803
Shut your mouth heretic!!!

Go back to the shadow!!!

>> No.13322816

>>13322758
Wow, that's hot.

>> No.13322818

>>13322695
I understand your desire. Although being railed and used by a train of anonymous men is great fun, feeling a special muscular stud breeding you with his seed is heavenly. Imagine how your senses would detach from reality and enter a world of pure bliss as he gives you a final, deep thrust, sending you over the edge and into rolling, bucking orgasms, your legs instinctively locking around his waist to drive his prick further inside you...~

>> No.13322827

>>13322695
>>13322724
Babies are truly the worst though. I used to want kids too but not anymore. They're exhausting and not worth the effort whatsoever. I was babysitting my nephew (almost 2 years old) today and he cried for almost the entire time he was here. He cried when I gave him food, cried when I didn't give him food. Cried because he was sleepy but cried and got up when I tried to put him down for a nap, then cried some more. He cried and wanted down if I picked him up, but cried and wanted up if I put him down. Normally he cries and points at the door when he wants to go outside and usually cooperates when I put his coat and shoes, but he was crying when I tried to put his coat on and cried once I got outside. He threw a fit because he couldn't hold more than one crayon per hand.

It's a fucking nightmare. Thankfully he isn't this bad normally but god it was awful. Don't get me started on when toddlers have the shits. I can't wait until he's potty trained, but you're supposed to do that when they start talking but he hasn't even said his first word yet. They're fucking dumb idiots who can't do anything. I know they can't help it but holy shit.

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>> No.13322830

>>13322812
Heretics are people who corrupt a religion by promoting a debased version of it.

The proper term you're looking for is "harlot."

>>13322816
Thanks~

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>>13322818
You know me far too well

>> No.13322836

>>13322827
Children are basically koyukkuris, no one here actually wants to raise a child.

>> No.13322851

rubbing legs with pantyhose with /jp/ (no homo)

this is my dream ;_;

>> No.13322855

>>13322831
Let's find handsome men and get pregnant together~

>> No.13322858

hello i am sex

>> No.13322860

>>13322836
It's always good to hear that.

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>>13322851
I was going to make a comment on wanting a foot job from /jp/, but then I remembered the NEET feet thread.

>> No.13322867

Someone please put a stop to this tilde man.

>> No.13322868

>>13322836
Right. I want to experience the thrill of being impregnated, but I can do without what comes after.

>> No.13322875

>>13322855
/jp/ pregnancy pact!

>> No.13322989

>>13322851
Even better is being ushered into a bathroom for a late-night quickie on campus. It was expensive (for him), but his body tenses with a subtle rush of joy when he sees that you've come all dolled up, as requested. Your white cotton blouse ensures that he can see a faint hint of your polkadot pink and black bra; chosen to match your black lipstick and pastel pink twin braids.

Complying with his desires, unspoken yet easily understood, you give the nape of his neck a final lingering kiss before mounting the toilet to present yourself to him. You've always considered the catholic schoolgirl outfit effective but cliche, and it is only when he hikes up your plaid skirt he realizes that you've swapped out the matching tartan green birkenstocks he bought for you for a pair of black nylon pantyhose. Annoyed but not without recourse, he remarks how your tight, supple bottom just isn't suited for such cheap hoisery before violently ripping a hole down the seam, exposing the lacy white panties that struggle to contain your cheeks and conceal the vulgarity of your asspussy. Prelubricated from your saliva, he wastes no time in slamming his engorged manhood inside you in a single conquering thrust. He tears your sphincter, makes you bleed and cry out in a mix of pain and ecstasy, and reminds you of what happens to disobedient servants all at once. As he starts using your ass as his personal onahole, you make a quick mental note while you still have control over your mental faculties to stock up on pantyhose at the drugstore on the way home.

>>13322867
There's no stopping me~

>> No.13323016

>>13322851
I love the feeling of having one sock covered, smooth leg, and one bare smooth leg, and rubbing the sock leg over the bare one.

>> No.13323044

>>13322695
I just want to get pregnant and take care of my baby with my wonderful husband, maybe even having some more

>> No.13323087

>>13323044
Hearing your one and only /jp/sie husband whisper into your ear how much he loves you as he impregnates you with your love child!

>> No.13323121

>>13322989
/jp/ - f-list

>> No.13323293

SLAY THE GAY

SLAY IT

>> No.13323298

>>13323293
I'm a girl though, I'm >>13323044

>> No.13323311

>>13323298
it's not nice to tell lies on the internet.

>> No.13323314

>>13323121
Is that the kind of thing that actually happens on F-list? I may have had a mistaken impression of it.

>> No.13323324

>>13323314
You do know what f-list is, don't you?
Maybe you're thinking of fetlife.

>> No.13323328

>>13323324
Yes, I do. I thought it was full of retards with their *actions* and incoherent writing.

>> No.13323336

>>13323328
M-my writing isn't incoherent?!

>> No.13323338

>>13323328
Those are everywhere.
f-list is serious fucking business three paragraphs minimum. He'd actually get shit on and blocked by half the "community."

>> No.13323342

>>13323338
He's not using the third person, either.

>> No.13323343

>>13323336
There aren't any glaring grammar issues or chatspeak or anything equally retarded, which is good enough for me.

>>13323338
Oh.

So I did have a mistaken impression of it, but the truth of the situation is no better.

>> No.13323348

>>13323343
Yes, it sucks. You have the ghettos of omegle or the ivory towers of f-list.

>> No.13323369

>>13322989
but but.. what if my client doesn't let me go after our session? what if he wants to keep me for himself?

>> No.13323374

what tags on sadpanda could i look for to find doujin of happy Christian sexual intercourse between a husband and wife.

>> No.13323396

>>13323374
"netorare"
it's japanese for "monogamy"

>> No.13323419

>>13323369
Then you have a sugar daddy, and your goal is to bleed him of as much loot as possible until he tires of using you as a fucktoy.

>> No.13323478

>>13323374
That's not what doujin means.

>> No.13323875

I want to play games with /jp/!

>> No.13323901

>>13323875
I hope you like mmos.

>> No.13323904

>>13323901
sometimes, I want to play dota2/LoL/CSGO with them though! You know, popular games!

>> No.13323910

>>13323904
Planetary Annihilation is popular!

>> No.13323931

>>13323910
Never heard...

>> No.13323998

>>13323910
pretty good taste, /v/

>> No.13324061

Remember to SLAY THE GAY

>> No.13324098

>>13323904
I played a game of Dota 2 with a /jp/ about a week ago. I recognized his avatar as the 'Cute as HELL' thread OP image. I was playing Doom and he was Luna. He wasn't that great, but it really was our 'support' Windrunner that lost us the match with poor itemization against the opposing team's Phantom Lancer.

>> No.13324129

It's not gay if you just fap with other anons right ?

>> No.13324175

>>13322272
lazule2

>> No.13324201

>>13324098
sounds fun.

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>>13320602
That was one of the most romantic things I have ever read.

>Not sure if I should go into more details or not.
Yes, do go into more detail.

>> No.13324220

>>13324216
Stop.

Stop having gay.

>> No.13324247

>>13312215
SEX DA

>> No.13324249

>>13324216
I want to submissively cook dinner for a /jp/.

>> No.13324252

>>13312583
No you didn't!

>> No.13324254 [DELETED] 

>>13320602
What board game? That determined whether or not you should continue.

>>13324220
You shouldn't have missed out on the maps then, shamer.

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Somehow the MOBA discussion is the most disgusting part of this thread.

>> No.13324259

>>13320602
What board game? That determines whether or not you should continue.

>>13324220
You shouldn't have missed out on the maps then, shamer.

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>>13324249
I want crab soup.

>> No.13324266

>>13324256
This whole thread is pretty disgustingly gay.
>>13324259
Please get out of /jp/, gay dude!!!

>> No.13324269

>>13324262
>>13324249
>>13324216
tfw want to do this for someone else but too manly and disgusting to be a trap
why even live?

>> No.13324285

>>13324269
Just wear a surgical mask to hide yer manly face, dude. Jap crossdressers do this sometimes.

>> No.13324406

KUUUSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCCCCKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

TTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAH

>> No.13324525

>>13324259
Do not remember the name, some game where you build spaceships and stuff, it was cool.
>>13324216
I added him on steam after coming across a map with traps from /a/, I was rather desperate at the time, so I looked at people who lived close by who were traps, so I found this guy who lived in a city next to mine, we spoke a bit and he sent a picture, he looked alright in it, though, he had slightly to masculine jaw bone as well as shoulders, but I did not care. I ended up heading over to his place, took about 1 hour 20 minutes with local transportation, he lived in a apartment where he needed to open the door from inside or throw me keys, he took the risky alternative and while crossdressed came down and opened for me, I wanted to run away at first after I saw his face, it looked rather masculine and I remembered that I am not a fan of glasses either, which he wore, he also had cat ears and a tail he apparently made himself, pretty cute I guess.

So afterwards when we got inside his place he hugged me, and it was really awkward, he asked me what I wanted to watch as we sat down in the sofa, at this point I sort of started to get more relaxed, he asked me what I followed that season. I barely watched anime at that point so it was rather awkward, so I just said "Free!", since it was the only thing I actually had watched that season, and I also said that I wanted to see Space Dandy s2, since that was also airing, so we watched an episode Space Dandy -cont-

>> No.13324544

>>13324525
>free
You're just asking to get a dick in your ass with that one.

>> No.13324549

>>13324525
We started to move closer to each other as we giggled at the episode, slowly our fingers moved across each others hands, and soon legs, as his hand slowly moved closer to my crotch, mine did the same, he had a skirt, so it was not gay, I told myself, as my finger just barely touched the bulge on the outside of his bright blue striped panties, he then moved his fingers slightly inside of my boxers, my dick was getting hard, and it didn't take a lot of more effort after that to ask if it was okay if he blew me, I agreed stiffly as he opened my pants and took out my erect penis, he was very careful, and very gentle, he sniffled it slightly, and then licked, I felt a bolt of sensation as his tongue moved on the outside of my foreskin, followed with a hot feeling across my whole penis as he took it all in, and slowly moved his tongue to please it. after a short while we moved to his bed to not sit in such an awkward position as we did in the sofa, and we got a 69 position, however I was unsure on what to do so I just vaguely massaged his dick on the outside of the panties, until he directed my hand so it poked his anus slightly, it was really awkward, so I just held it like that as he continued to work my dick, it was however very gentle, so the sensation never exceeded a point, except for a short while where I told him to do it a bit harder, which he did for a second, but then slowed down again. -cont-

>> No.13324560

>>13324525
>>13324549
This is so gay that I am starting to feel hot.

FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS

GO DIE IN THE HOLY FIRE

REMEMBER SODOM AND GOMORRAH

>> No.13324561

>>13324549
It was embarrassing, I went limp, shortly after, he blamed it on himself, I said sorry, as he said we'll try again later, we continued to cuddle and watch anime, as we then again moved into the original position on the sofa, this time he told me I have to help, so I started to jerk off with the tip in his mouth, and came really quickly, and he then swallowed and mentioned how great it tasted, it was rather stale after that, as we watched some move and cuddled, however my stomach started to growl, so he made me some dinner, and we then were talking normally like any friends would, it felt weird at first, but after that we played Broforce until I had to leave because the busses only go so often.

>> No.13324562

>>13324561
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>> No.13324563

>>13324560
Thank you I try my best.

>> No.13324564

>>13324560
anon if you feel hot then you are the gay.

>> No.13324569

>>13324563
>>13324564
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>> No.13324573

>>13324544
I think that's his intention but a good one anyway.

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>>13324569
Even your post ends in 69, you homo.

>> No.13324582

>>13324579
69 does not imply homo!!!

Also I fap to trap but contrary to popular belief, I am not a gay.

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>>13324582
>Fap to trap
Time to come out of the closet you boy loving twinky homo

>> No.13324591

>>13324586
Nope, don't tempt me, fag.

>> No.13324592

This thread is second only to imizu for cute dicks and boys next door.

I like it. I wish I wasn't such a coward, maybe then I would meet a crossdressing /jp/sie in person for nsa sex

>> No.13324596

>>13324592
Please keep containing yourself.

Homo burns in hell.

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>>13324591
If you weren't a skirt wearing homo you wouldn't be tempted now would you ?

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>>13324561
Reading that I'm not sure if the awkwardness came from shyness or lack of assertiveness but it seemed you had a decent time despite all of that.

>he directed my hand so it poked his anus slightly
Anal play on the first date? That seems kinda weird but that might just be me.

>>13324560
I'm not even gay dude (at least I don't think I am) I just like reading love stories, even if they are awkward.

>> No.13324603

>>13324598
I don't wear skirt.
I only fap to girls and girly-looking boy, therefore I'm still attracted to girly thing.

Amen.

>> No.13324606

>>13324602
It's just too gay.

You are supposed to slay the gay on /jp/, not enabling it.

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>>13324603
Whatever helps you sleep at night you boy butt loving homo.

>> No.13324613

>>13324610
Thank you, I shall sleep with a pure mind tonight.

>> No.13324613,1 [INTERNAL] 

why is this allowed?

>> No.13324613,2 [INTERNAL] 

where's sean

>> No.13324722

tfw no passable traps in australia

I want a /jay/ bf so bad!

>> No.13324812

Any single jap girls here?

>> No.13326079
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13326079

tfw no /jp/ gf

>> No.13330089

Cocks

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