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[SPOILER] No.13308406[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

Think of a touhou, any touhou. Got it? The two of you are now married. What will you do?

>> No.13308415 [SPOILER] 
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13308415

>>13308406
All day everyday.

>> No.13308420

Fuck. I purposefully avoided thinking about my waifu before mousing over the spoiler because I was expecting something stupid.
This is the worst. Fuck you OP.

>> No.13308422

>>13308420
Who is your new wife?

>> No.13308424 [DELETED] 

>What will you do?
Hide this cancerous thread.

>> No.13308564
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>>13308406
Live a happy and fulfilling life.

>> No.13308575
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13308575

Jackpot~

>> No.13308616

>>13308406
What will I do ?
I'll just hope my weird fetishes don't get found out once she reads my mind.
I'm lying, it would be superb.

>> No.13308625
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>>13308406
Everything went better than expected. Now I can finally see what those legs look like.

>> No.13308628

>>13308406
die from being near a supernova

>> No.13308631

>>13308575
I saw this picture just before I revealed the spoiler text...
Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

>> No.13308917
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13308917

Is marrying a fox legal and a good idea?

>> No.13308928

cuddle Patchy to death

>> No.13308946
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Instantly divorce.

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>>13308928

>> No.13308983
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I would ask her to teach me magic so I could become a youkai. Then we could both happily read and drink tea together in the SDM forever.

>> No.13309008

>>13308422
Tewi so it isn't that bad. She's my 3rd favorite but she isn't my waifu.

>> No.13309019
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I become Reimu's work-at-home husband.

>> No.13309062
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I make sure to impregnate Komachi as soon as possible.

>> No.13309296
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13309296

Decide on whether I want 4 kids or 5.

>> No.13310911
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I live happily for quite some time, die, and leave her depressed for a while before I'm mostly forgotten.

>> No.13310920

File for divorce.
Or better, become a widower

>> No.13311345
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>>13308406
Start a loving family with her of course.

>> No.13311769

I didn't think about anyone before I hovered over the spoiler, what happens?

>> No.13311875

>>13311769
You stay the same way you are now. Alone.

>> No.13311890
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I am now married to the most delicious woman in all of Gensokyo
I can die happily

>> No.13311906

>>13311890

You are stuck with the fox and cat as well.

>> No.13311931

>>13311875
OUCH.

>> No.13311944 [DELETED] 
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>>13311875
Fucking SICK.

>>13311769

Don't worry anon, I'm a lonely loser too!

>> No.13311959
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>>13308406
She isn't even on my top ten

fuck you OP

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>>13311906
You say that like it's a bad thing

>> No.13312051
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13312051

Is she a lesbian?

>> No.13312059

>>13311959
Cheating and polygamy exist.

>> No.13312062
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13312062

I'm already married to Okuu

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>>13312059
No, maybe I'm shit, but I'm not a cheater.
I'll make her love me and live happily like my women for years and eventually we'll raise our kids, in the end I'll die and and leave her depressed for years...
even if I not love her.

>> No.13312146

>>13312130
>even if I not love her.
That'll change. Love is contagious.

>> No.13312187

>>13312146
So is AIDS.

>> No.13312199
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She'll outlive me though. Or outdead me. Whatever.

>> No.13312209

>>13312146
I could never love a disgusting and evil youkai like Yamame.

>> No.13312608

>>13309296
If you're marrying Nazrin, I don't think you'll have a choice in the matter.

>> No.13312681
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13312681

>imagine being married

wow, thanks op

one step closer to eating a bullet

>> No.13312685

>>13312681
Who are you quoting?

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>>13312685

Didn't you read the thread?

>> No.13312693

>>13312688
I don't think you belong here.

>> No.13312722

>>13312693
Stop disrupting the thread with your memes dude

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>>13312693

Strange, the post must have been deleted.

>> No.13316698
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13316698

I always win these things.

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