Eternal Onahole Thread

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Eternal Onahole Thread Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:13:20 2015 No.13293639 [Reply] [Original]

Previous thread: >>13272779

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>>	Germandude Wed Apr 8 19:16:54 2015 No.13293654 >>13293612 why would you live with phimosis. Visit a doctor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:22:50 2015 No.13293682 What's tighter than Roa

>>	Germandude Wed Apr 8 19:27:24 2015 No.13293705 >>13293682 Girl in the box Secret twin tales rina lolinco If you're looking for loli holes.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:43:28 2015 No.13293757 [SPOILER]

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Lolinco was my 2nd favorite hole and now after having it for months it can no longer serve as part of my harem.

I don't want to just throw it away though. Am I able to make her a donor and use it's material to seal up tears/holes in other onaholes?

Or should I just give it a viking funeral?

>>	Germandude Wed Apr 8 19:44:38 2015 No.13293761 >>13293757 How did you destroy her like that? WOAH!

>>	Germandude Wed Apr 8 19:46:21 2015 No.13293767 >>13293757 Please bury her in your backyard. With coffin and US Flag. Don't forget to post the footage.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:52:46 2015 No.13293793

>>13293761
It was a very, very, very tight hole and while not too impressive, I don't have a small dick.

The inner ring started tearing after the first couple of uses but I kept using it.
After that, the pussy itself started splitting over time and the ass crack soon followed as you can see.

Kept using anyway but now the hole has split to a point where it's near impossible to keep myself in.

Guess I'll try Rina next.

Germandude Wed Apr 8 19:57:51 2015 No.13293810

>>13293793
Don't go for rina next if your dick already destroyed a lolinco, she's even more delicate than lolinco. Go for a Girl in the box or a seventeen bordeaux. I'm probably smaller than you with my 7,5" but i'm not destroying my lolinco. My Rina has already tears at the very end of her back because my dick is too big, i have to retrain myself from not impaling her. If you still want to go with Rina, consider a Roa hard instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:02:13 2015 No.13293824 >>13293793 Ive never been a huge fan of Sujiman Kupa's at all. Get something a bit more sturdy like a Lillith or Puni

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:11:22 2015 No.13293860 >>13293810 I'm only just over 6.7" though. I'm still getting Rina but i'll try out Roa Hard too >>13293824 >or Puni I know I sound stupid for asking, but which one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:16:28 2015 No.13293877 >>13293860 I just picked up Puni Virgin a week back and I have really loved it. Its like a half hip in size, slightly large but not so much that you cant use it with only one hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:21:26 2015 No.13293891 Anyone have this hole (mini hip?) http://en-nls.com/pict1-39144?c2=12001014

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:36:16 2015 No.13293944 >>13293757 Mine still looks like a trainwreck, but a steady hand and a variable heat soldering iron can work wonders. Start from the inner area and try to seal up about 7-10mm at a time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:46:33 2015 No.13293983 >>13293793 Don't bother with the Rina, you'll wreck it badly with your size. Go for the onaholes that accommodate larger sizes, you can check the pastebin for some recommendations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:49:50 2015 No.13293991 Holy shit Tomax Lilith Utherus + Lube mixed with water Can't believe how much better this hole is than all the other stuff I have

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:58:44 2015 No.13294030 File: 123 KB, 1590x6130, thermometer-clip-art-medical_red_thermometer_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's your favorite hole temperature? I'm thinking of putting an upper limit to my graphing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:03:32 2015 No.13294048 >>13293991 Man I picked up a Lillith uterus also but made the mistake of getting it soft and I really dislike it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:07:03 2015 No.13294063 Opinions on Seventeen Bordeaux vs. Virgin Age: Graduation for my first hole? Dying to take the plunge but I'll be damned if I can decide where to start.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:12:45 2015 No.13294092 >>13294063 Go for the Seventeen Bordeaux, the suction is incredible and can't be beat! Grab a thin lube like Ona Tsuyu if you need some, it lasts a long time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:12:56 2015 No.13294093 >>13294063 I would get the Bordeaux myself, but they're both solid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:15:55 2015 No.13294108 Anyone care to post experiences with JU-C?

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:21:36 2015 No.13294124
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>tfw you know your next purchase should be a meiki plush but you can't wait till black friday to feed you toy addiction

Do I waste money on something I am gonna buy anyways, or waste money on something else that probably won't be as nice?

Could buy a Kiwami to go with my Ai-chan or try to deck out a transparent girl in cosplay and see if I can stuff a venus in it or something I guess.

I always get an unstoppable hunger for new toys after exams...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:33:15 2015 No.13294159 >>13294124 Wait until your results. If you did good on your exams then get what you want. If you didn't do good then hold off till black friday.

>>	Germandude Wed Apr 8 21:43:43 2015 No.13294198 Any good excusses if you buy an onahole warmer by accident on amazon with your fathers account? Give me your best shot /ona/ >It's a hand warmer >its for a friend >SSDs run better if you heat them up

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:45:19 2015 No.13294205 >>13294198 You put it in your hot chocolate / tea and it keeps it warm right at your desk It's a nifty japanese invention they use because they have long hours in japan and they're such workaholics they dont have time to re-heat their coffee

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:46:42 2015 No.13294207 >>13294092 >>13294093 Was leaning towards the Bordeaux as well just based on the suction factor, so Bordeaux it is. Not as if I'm not going to end up with both anyways after I get my first taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:49:10 2015 No.13294215 >>13294198 Just say its a sock warmer.

Germandude Wed Apr 8 21:54:57 2015 No.13294232

>>13294205
Damn thats a good one, too bad i stoped drinking coffee. The description of the item is pretty vague. I sure do hope my father doesn't ask my mum what 'masturbator' means.
>TOPCO Warming Wand 1pcs.
>Make your favorite masturbators even more realistic - just add heat!
My father only knows some basic computer english.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:03:33 2015 No.13294252 >>13294232 Hey, since you're German, I might as well ask this. I've looked around dictionaries and whatnot, but I never find onanie. I can only imagine sentences like "Ich spiele mit mich". Is onanie a verb or a noun?

Germandude Wed Apr 8 22:11:37 2015 No.13294297

>>13294252
Your example sentence is writen this way:" Ich spiele mit mir."
if you look onanie in a dictionary, duden is the most basic one.http://www.duden.de/rechtschreibung/onanieren
onanie comes from onanieren. Onanie is a noun since its a thing. Onanieren is what you do and is a verb. You can also use masturbieren wich is the same or if you want to say it vulgar: "ich wichse".

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:20:03 2015 No.13294329 >>13294297 Neat, thanks for the correction. Never knew about duden, all we used was dict.cc. It all makes sense now. Vielen Dank.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:02:04 2015 No.13294480

So... I know there are a number of female /jp/sies, do you think any of them have ordered some toys from enls? I mean, this thread is always around and enls does sell more than just onaholes. I'd be interested in hearing about the dildos and vibratory and stuff that they purchase. You know... for science.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:13:41 2015 No.13294514 >>13294480 They already feel good in boys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:34:37 2015 No.13294592 >>13294480 can confirm anal toy and onahole cause ahegao level orgasm

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:45:19 2015 No.13294617 >>13294514 I just want a cute, real jpsie girl to post a detailed review of her toys, that's all. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:46:40 2015 No.13294621 >>13294480 Kill yourself.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:00:38 2015 No.13294654

I ordered the Lilith Uterus. It's the first hole I've gotten with any kind of uterus/womb feature. I inherently like the idea but I have a few questions. Do I need a big dick to get to the end? What does the uterus do, exactly? Is it just another space for texture? Is the cervix uncomfortably tight? Is it hard to get cum out of the very back of the thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:09:18 2015 No.13294689 >tfw NEET living with parents that check everything I buy Maybe one day I can be cool like you guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:24:38 2015 No.13294747 File: 2.01 MB, 2612x1700, warmertime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just finished measurements. Here you go, /ona/. I'll be finalizing this when I get the time. This should do for now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:30:34 2015 No.13294747,1 I hate onahorus

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:31:11 2015 No.13294747,2 >>13294747,1 Why? If you don't want yours can you send it to me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:10:25 2015 No.13294875 File: 375 KB, 828x1250, 1417978455112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13294747 really though, nice work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:45:00 2015 No.13295136 File: 332 KB, 1135x1086, 1427360225380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone get the Mao yet? >>13209218

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:17:14 2015 No.13295224 >>13294124 air dolls are shit and you won't be able to find most of your onaholes in them. Get a kiwami or a plush. I would say the plush since, the thing can mount both your ai chan and a lot of other onaholes, while the kiwami is just a big hip.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:18:28 2015 No.13295227 >>13295136 I'm certainly thinking about it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:00:59 2015 No.13295325
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I forget, but has it been discussed either in any of the previous threads or mentioned in the pastebin the differences between the Venus Real, Venus Clone and Venus Cross? Same goes for the Lilith Uterus, Lilith Spiral Dots and Lilith Spiral Wave

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:23:25 2015 No.13295381 >>13295136 how much is it in usd with shipping?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:24:50 2015 No.13295387 >>13295381 http://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Diana-Ultra-Lifelike-Full/dp/B00GJ0BOTQ

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:28:21 2015 No.13295395

>>13295325
lilith uterus has a more realistic texture and great suction, overall, it's probably my favorite hole.

spiral dots is interesting to feel, but the spiral inside of the hole doesn't really do anything, I honestly think they could have just left it as a straight tube filled with the dots and it would have probably been better.

lilith spiral wave is pretty good, the spiral actually DOES do something for the ribs.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:31:37 2015 No.13295401

Why can't I masturbate with an onahole in my hand? I only like them when in a doll, or toys that come with a hard case (like tenga/fleshlight) or some other fixture to hold it. The only ones I can use with my hands are ones that I can use by only wrapping the base of the hole with my thumb and index finger, or firm enough that I can slide it only cupping the end of it.

Germandude Thu Apr 9 04:37:07 2015 No.13295415

>>13294621
>Doesn't know the bliss of anal stimulation while sticking your penis in an artificial vagina
I'm not into this stuff anymore but i had a good run.
>>13294689
what are you? 14? Don't you have a post secret law in your country? What would you do if you have a QT GF and shes into toys? Also what would your parents do if you buy a rubber vagina with a fat bottle of lube? Would they hang you, or kick you out of your home?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:39:40 2015 No.13295422 >>13295415 >Doesn't know the bliss of anal stimulation while sticking your penis in an artificial vagina It's great until it makes me feel sick and leak poop for the following 6 hours and hurts for another 24 hours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:41:18 2015 No.13295424 >>13295395 So would you prefer Lilith series to the Venus series then? I see on Queen Cat Adult Toys that the Lilith Uterus' price has been docked down to $30 so that's something to consider.

>>	Germandude Thu Apr 9 04:42:00 2015 No.13295425 >>13295422 You're doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:48:59 2015 No.13295439 >>13295425 I'm assuming you only stick to shit like aneros and plugs.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:51:32 2015 No.13295447
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>>13295424
>>13295325
Venus Real (or any other version of Venus) is an onahole made for hands free experience, its thick and heavy and by using more "material" it costs a bit more.

Lilith have the same material as Venus, with pretty much the same organic texture inside and extra chamber with dots to tease you as little sweet on tip of your penis. Excellent for inserting inside the doll because of medium size or just for using it with hand as a stroker.

Succubus is pretty much a compact onahole for travel I suppose that feature very high stimulation and intensity.

Dots, Clone, Cross, Spiral Wave - are for those who seek very high stimulation, for being that said the organic texture in real or uterus provides exceptional intensity of sensation that will lead to heavenly delicate pleasure with much better orgasm.

>>	Germandude Thu Apr 9 04:51:59 2015 No.13295449 >>13295439 When i did this i used a small vibrator, But it made me feel gay after a while. Not that it's gay but i feel gay as individual, thats why i don't do it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:52:21 2015 No.13295451 >>13295136 >http://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Diana-Ultra-Lifelike-Full/dp/B00GJ0BOTQ Might as well say fuck it and get a full blown sex doll https://4woodsusa.com/details/shipping-payment-info/ .. if you have over 6 grand to blow

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:55:06 2015 No.13295457

>>13295447
>Venus Real (or any other version of Venus) is an onahole made for hands free experience, its thick and heavy and by using more "material" it costs a bit more.

Yeah, I've read about that a handful of times and I'm actually curious with what that means. At first, it sounds like I can just lay there and it'll "do the work?"

Also thanks for the comparisons between Venus and Lilith.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:02:39 2015 No.13295473

>>13295457
Due to size and weight you can place somewhere between pillows at best - thats the more or less definition of being "hands free experience" or by placing on surface for doggy style position.

The hands free experience is not exactly true with Venus, because of how big it is you could have some serious issues to place in a doll or plush where Uterus have a bigger chance to fit in higher range of various dolls.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:06:52 2015 No.13295481
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>>13295457
also note:

Feeling wise of Real VS Uterus.

Venus Real have curved canal combined with thickness will make you feel more flesh of the walls and pressure to try push you out or keep your penis inside, it has very little or non to suction existence with very pronounced (covered with dots) G spot for extra Teasing sensation.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:08:37 2015 No.13295486

>>13295451
Sex dolls are just too much. I don't just mean price, but once you get one you're pretty much done--they are too big to hide viably and take extensive care.
I know that's not saying much since Mao is huge, but you can at least hide it in a suitcase and it's not nearly as hard to care for. Not to mention its a 10th of the price.
Also the head on sex dolls are usually uncanny valley.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:09:02 2015 No.13295487

>>13295473
Oh okay, thanks for the clarification. The whole "hands free" part made me a bit skeptical from the start but I thought I'd ask anyway.

To be honest, I've always intended to use my hand to stroke with the onahole in the first place so I suppose it wouldn't hurt getting a Lilith Uterus Soft as a first hole if I want to save money, but the Venus Reals being at least $10 more expensive, and bigger make it sound like I'm getting my money's worth, but as mentioned previously, the Lilith has the same material as the Venus so it shouldn't really matter?

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:14:52 2015 No.13295501
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>>13295481
Lilith Uterus have a very smart interior design, by smart I mean that actually resemble the womans vaginal interior.
To best understand how uterus have that interior superiority just take a peek at the picture related.

quote:
The vagina is an amazingly elastic body part - it can stretch from being only about a 1/2" wide to being big enough to pass a baby's head through it without tearing (in most cases) and without really changing shape or getting looser. If the woman is properly aroused, her vagina will automatically widen in preparation for being penetrated. In addition, since the vagina is surrounded by stacked rings of muscles, the woman can squeeze the muscles (called the pelvic floor muscles) while being penetrated to make it feel tighter. Erotic stimulation will make these muscles contract periodically whether or not she is conscious of it, and when she orgasms all of those muscles will contract and spasm. (see where the arrow is pointing? the vaginal canal expands to better accommodate a penis) /end quote

The suction don't exist inside the vagina so its an Extra feature for tease/stimulation like penetrable womb (uterus) filled with dots. (if you are long enough)

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:23:44 2015 No.13295514

>>13295487
Its up to personal preference really, both are excellent, both have two different extra teasing features.

Price wise, imho these onaholes are worth easily 2x more than current price (even buying them from omochajew with euro currency)
Its very hard not to justify the amazing quality and thought that has been put into these products where for example Meiki for 60-80 USD are questionable and priced high due to the JAV that are advertising point to sell them. (similar to fleshlight girls series)

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:23:39 2015 No.13295848

>>13295481
>Venus Real have curved canal combined with thickness will make you feel more flesh of the walls and pressure to try push you out or keep your penis inside

This is exactly the reason why I think the Real is far superior compared to the uterus. It just has more weight to it and feels more realistic.

Since I got my Venus Real, I rarely use my lilith uterus, it just seems like a direct upgrade. The suction is very similar in my experience as well, maybe uterus being a bit stronger, but the venus real has better textures to make up for it.

>>13295487
Venus Real is fine as a stroker as long as you use it while laying down.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:30:31 2015 No.13295861

>>13295848
Lilith isn't poor in the "thickness" of material department, you can achieve nice movement of muscle pressure by:

A) different air pressure due to suction effect
B) different grip and force of your hand when stroking

I'm giving my vote to Lilith, I won't deny that Venus is so pure but I can feel that Lilith is little-cute well balanced onahole that I can't stop using it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:31:41 2015 No.13295863
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Hey guys. As someone who's never used a shipping proxy before, and is barely able to read all the kana, I was wondering if I've filled out all this shipping info correctly for a JSS order.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:33:59 2015 No.13295865 >>13295136 Just get it yourself. You're the only one interested enough to post this shit in multiple threads.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:35:08 2015 No.13295868
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Someone have requested higher resolution of the Uterus inertial canal (the back of the box) so here comes the 5K scan of this art.

>>13295863
You live in Japan or what? why are you using kanji characters to fill your billing/delivery info?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:38:59 2015 No.13295872 >>13295868 Do you not know what a shipping proxy is?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:41:26 2015 No.13295874 >>13295872 I know what proxy is, but why is he using kanji for proxy delivery?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:42:40 2015 No.13295877 >>13295868 That scan is amazing. I really wish there was more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 09:01:50 2015 No.13295902 >>13294592 I-I want ahegao tier orgasms. Got any suggestions from NLS?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 10:24:03 2015 No.13296099 >>13295902 Get into edging. Not kidding at all. Edge for an hour or two straight. Ive had cumshots that made my eyes roll to the back of my head this way with my mouth wide open. I have not achived one that made my tounge stick out however

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 10:28:02 2015 No.13296100 >>13296099 I'm always edging. I've had a couple myself especially when edging while high where I was shaking with my tongue out. Now that was a fun experience but I'd still like to get into prostate stimulation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 10:44:36 2015 No.13296140 File: 20 KB, 500x500, 5f36e41134761224f76d3d05da99e847.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12291077 Hey, happy birthday dude!

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:02:52 2015 No.13296170
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For those who use the pic related.
Is this worth any of investment at all? Any extra sensation of warming the onahole before the initial use? I can warm pretty much everything with my own dick within a minute or two so I'm not sure if this have any use at some longer point.
I'm adding stuff to NLS but this warmer keeping a big ? markup in my head, its cheap but...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:09:00 2015 No.13296178 New medicine makes me unable to ejaculate, not sure what to do with my onaholes for now, never had to have them stored for a longer time like this before...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:16:20 2015 No.13296199 >>13296178 >unable to ejaculate W-what?

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:16:47 2015 No.13296200

>>13296170
I don't use mine that often but the sensation of putting your dick into a toasty onahole is fucking god-tier. Its a good purchase for something to just have.

>>13296178
What fucking medicine are you taking?

Please tell me so I can make sure that I never ever get what you have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:16:50 2015 No.13296201 >>13296199 I can not reach climax.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:17:51 2015 No.13296205 >>13296200 I take Setralin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:20:25 2015 No.13296209 >>13296205 >Setralin Anon please get well soon; As to why they would make an AD that makes it impossible to climax escapes me.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 14:35:27 2015 No.13296794

>>13296170
Try warming your hole in a sink of warm water first. If you like that but don't like getting up to remove it and drying the thing then get the warmer. If the sink works fine for you then keep doing that instead of buying anything, or if the heat doesn't do much for you don't bother warming the hole at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 14:52:45 2015 No.13296872 >>13296205 That stuff is awful. I stopped taking that shit a couple weeks ago because it made me feel like I was going to go into a seizure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 15:16:13 2015 No.13296977 Wouldn't a hip toy get mold really quickly since you can't dry it? All that moisture seems like a mold breeding ground when combined with drops of leftover semen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 15:19:17 2015 No.13296985 >>13293891 I was thinking of getting it myself I am between this or a Virgin age admission/graduation. anyone know about it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 15:25:26 2015 No.13297005 >>13296977 yes, it's one of the reasons why I don't own one annoying to clean + most likely to grow mold

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 15:33:23 2015 No.13297034
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>>13296977
>>13297005
>being disgusting slobs
Please don't get hips. It'd be a waste of a good toy.

Someone post the picture of the cocolo owned by that anon that's too cheap to use soap.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 15:40:07 2015 No.13297081

>>13297034
I own plenty of holes which I clean thoroughly. I flip clean my tomax toys.

I just can't imagine having to deal with cleaning and maintaining something more difficult than a lolinco. I'll just end up not using them as often.

My first holes grew mold on them, but I learned my lesson and realized that they have to be completely dry.

Any spot of moisture will grow mold, and it seems like any hip would be impossible to completely dry, so I stay away from them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 15:44:57 2015 No.13297118 >>13297081 >My first holes grew mold on them, but I learned my lesson and realized that they have to be completely dry. are you me

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 16:01:13 2015 No.13297193

>>13296977
I have a puni and only slobs get mold. Just rinse it out with some water and a non-reactive soap and stuff paper towels in the holes. It has the same chance of getting mold as other close ended holes.

>>13296985
My graduation was GOAT until the innerlayer started to separate from the outer after 4 months of it being the sole hole I used. It really was worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 16:21:11 2015 No.13297307 >>13297193 I bet you have mold in the deepest part, but you'll never know since you can't see it. It just creeps me out knowing that my urethra could touch mold if I bought a hip.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 16:22:33 2015 No.13297313 >>13297307 The puni is an open ended hip anon and I can see down the canals easily. There is no mold. Also >living in a place with mold spores Absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 17:08:04 2015 No.13297522 >>13295874 I just copied and pasted what JSS sent in their e-mail. Hopefully I didn't botch any formatting or whatnot.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 17:27:31 2015 No.13297625
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This came in today. Thanks free 2 day shipping. Tried Lolinco and well it sucks. I almost stopped using her and went back to my Venus real. I decided to finish with Lolinco though. Felt like it took way too much lube. 3 squeezes from the bottle.

>>	Australian guy Thu Apr 9 17:40:06 2015 No.13297703 >>13297625 We told you about Lolinco bro.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 17:45:07 2015 No.13297743 >>13297625 >3 bottles damn

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 17:46:20 2015 No.13297751 >>13297743 Looks like 4 to me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 17:48:42 2015 No.13297765 >>13297751 Have six now, wanted to stock up while it was cheap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 17:49:34 2015 No.13297770 >>13297625 >spending $40 on a $20 hole. Well at least you did well in grabbing the ona tsuya

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 17:57:35 2015 No.13297807 File: 20 KB, 661x390, Detailed Search Results Japan Post.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How fucked am I? My order has MoT and Rina

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:00:35 2015 No.13297814 >>13297807 Hard to say without the "Item confiscated and you're going to rot in prison" line

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:01:24 2015 No.13297815 So lets say, hypothetically, you needed to explain why the Cocolo isn't illegal in canada. Any idea how you would argue it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:03:07 2015 No.13297819 >>13297815 It's a piece of rubber that does not necessarily depict someone of any age. You did have the box removed right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:03:33 2015 No.13297823 >>13297815 It isn't child pornography or obscene

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:08:56 2015 No.13297840 >>13297815 if you have the box removed, it's a headless, limbless torso with two tunnels through it. unless canada has some law against rubber torsos, you''ll be fine.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:11:28 2015 No.13297848 [DELETED]

So serious time. Facing charges for importing the Cocolo. I don't want to say much more cause it's an ongoing case. Packaging was intact. Prosecutor hasn't offered disclosure yet, but from what I know they believe the toy is in the form of a prepubescent girls torso. Which I disagree with, but it's not at a stage yet where I can argue that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:12:47 2015 No.13297855 >>13297848 You fucked up. Why the fuck didn't you ask them to remove the box art knowing full well that you could be caught and prosecuted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:18:08 2015 No.13297872 File: 92 KB, 657x407, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's finally time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:25:14 2015 No.13297916 >>13297848 Just say that it's not a real person and it doesn't have feelings. It's like importing a toaster or a frying pan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:33:22 2015 No.13297947 >>13297872 If you haven't heard yet the ona tsuyu under best soup japan is only $16 with free 2 day shipping on amazon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:44:01 2015 No.13297990 Is it just me or is it taking customs a million years to process my stuff? My stuff arrived into LAX customs (I picked EMS shipping) on the 3rd and it's been stuck there now for almost a week. Should I start panicking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:49:20 2015 No.13298010 >>13297990 Isn't there a strike/protest in the customs office in the cali ports?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:57:15 2015 No.13298034 >>13298010 WAS. The port strike has been over for a few weeks, but it lasted most of a year, IIRC. Who knows if they're still chewing through a backlog or what.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:58:46 2015 No.13298037 I ordered Roa hard and the new rotation clear hole just last night, how's my purchase?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 19:03:13 2015 No.13298061 >>13297807 Anybody familiar with Irish laws?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 19:30:53 2015 No.13298166 http://www.amazon.com/Virgin-Age-entrance-Adult-Import/dp/B00GWFAEYE/ref=pd_sbs_hpc_16?ie=UTF8&refRID=0Z9RB9N54Y4RDEDFN22T About to buy this Should I?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 19:31:39 2015 No.13298173 >>13298061 I'd assume they're the same as the rest of Britain even if you live in the south, which is "if we see anything with a sexy child on, you go to jail for thoughtcrime".

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 19:41:25 2015 No.13298220 >>13298166 >$20 >free amazon shipping Go for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 19:42:57 2015 No.13298225 >>13298010 >>13298034 Should I be afraid that like they seized my items and are going to arrest me? I'm losing my mind over here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 19:44:04 2015 No.13298230 >>13298225 No, Cali is one of the states where loli is legal. If you don't get an update contact NLS to inquire where your package is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 19:44:31 2015 No.13298235 >>13298220 I suppose since it ships so fast that it ships within the us and thus there is no worrying about customs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 19:45:09 2015 No.13298237 >>13298235 Pretty much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 19:48:20 2015 No.13298254 >>13298166 This item is untapped hole feel the childishness. Internal underdeveloped is mellow uneven condition but cramped indirection comfort of the virgin-specific features.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 19:53:50 2015 No.13298283 >>13298225 You're in Burgerstan, rest easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 19:56:36 2015 No.13298307 File: 519 KB, 511x828, 1422468472437.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13297625 4 bottles huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 19:57:18 2015 No.13298311 >>13298307 Thanks Toucan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:02:01 2015 No.13298339 >>13298307 Thanks Toucan

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:03:37 2015 No.13298351 >>13298307 Thanks Toucan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:05:38 2015 No.13298363 >>13297947 So you're telling me that the 8 dollar bottle of lube is 16 dollars and with free shipping? I wonder why... Stop shilling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:08:26 2015 No.13298379 File: 48 KB, 684x459, ona tsuyu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13298363 O-Okay anon guess I won't share my sales with /ona/ then... I hope you'll enjoy using the lube for the ass raping shipping companies will charge you

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:10:35 2015 No.13298386

>>13298379
First off you're paying in USD, second off he ordered multiple things. The Amazon method is only worthwhile if you're going to buy a few bottles of lube, otherwise doing it from NLS or wherever you're doing the rest of your order makes sense.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:14:14 2015 No.13298401

>>13298386
Anon... it's $21 after the conversion and that's not including the cut paypal charges you.

Face it. Its cheaper grabbing your lube off amazon and focusing on grabbing holes on NLS. If I was a shill I'd tell you also to buy the marked up holes by the seller I've already advised people not to on amazon but I'm not a cunt.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:19:20 2015 No.13298417

>>13298401
The second part of that first sentence was important. Actually, try reading the entire post again, you seem to have missed half of it. Setting up a shipment costs a ton, but it becomes more reasonable as you add things. All the more so if you're buying a hole anyway, which he did. I wasn't even the one that called you a shill, I acknowledged if you're just grabbing a quick bottle or two of lube Amazon is fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:25:53 2015 No.13298466 Virgin age admission or graduation?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:26:28 2015 No.13298468 >>13298225 No, my last order was the same way. I chose ePacket and it got to CA in 3 days, then sat in customs for a week before finally shipping out. I got it safely on the 11th day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:27:07 2015 No.13298476 File: 48 KB, 690x504, savings.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13298417 My point still stands, if he removes the bottle of lube which takes up nearly half of it's weight it'll drastically reduce the shipping costs. By ~$18 actually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:29:48 2015 No.13298489 >>13298466 My admission just came in. As a fan of tight holes, I'd more than recommend it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:33:59 2015 No.13298517

>>13298476

Already ordered so it's not as if it matters, but I checked and it only would have shaved 1k yen off my shipping. All in all if I had dropped it from my order and snagged it from Amazon and kept the rest from NLS it still would have come out to $65.

Will keep it in mind next time when I'm only after the lube though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:36:04 2015 No.13298525 >>13298466 I can't say anything about the admission but I already talked about the graduation >>13297193 >>13298517 Oh, I didn't see that you used EMS, I chose e-packet for simplicity sake. Sorry about that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:36:31 2015 No.13298527 >>13298517 I went for EMS though, to clarify. Not e-packet. I don't feel like waiting. I've done enough of that.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:37:53 2015 No.13298537

Just tried the Chimera plus. Made sure to warm it up well and it felt like inserting into a nice warm chimera pussy. It didn't feel tight, but it did hug my penis nicely. It's hard to pin quite how I feel about it perfectly, but it felt like a soft hole except giving me great stimulation on my penis. Ended up twitching while cumming because of how much stimulation it was giving my head. Pretty sure this will replace my wakefulness now.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 20:51:02 2015 No.13298598

>>13298476
It's a third of the weight, and unless my search terms are off Golden isn't even on Amazon, though I'd love a link if you've got one. Ignoring your example for the mentioned reasons, four bottles of one type of lube (onatsuyu) as pictured in>>13297625
is pretty much a dead heat once exchange rates and Paypal fees are factored in. Interestingly enough, for the Lolinco as pictured there's also not a huge gap in price if you're buying it by itself, though once you do the lube AND the hole together Amazon loses pretty solidly. So the lesson to take away here is to comparison shop and buy in bulk, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 21:01:49 2015 No.13298660 >>13298598 Nah, I would never suggest grabbing holes on amazon. But in terms of grabbing lube quick and easily amazon is clearly the better choice >>13298537 Can't wait to get mine then. It sounds to me like a more stimulating venus real

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 21:13:27 2015 No.13298734 >>13298401 I actually did buy a few holes off Amazon just now, but only because they had prime shipping for only about $10 more than what I would have gotten on nls. DHL always takes a minimum of 4 days to get to me so I think it's worth it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 21:16:57 2015 No.13298754

>>13298660
>amazon is clearly the better choice
>Clearly
For small orders, yeah. If you're buying bulk the elevens still win. What all is available on Amazon though? I've got
Ona Tsuyu: http://amzn.com/B005A0PEQ0
Finish and Sleep Standard: http://amzn.com/B002ACO6N8
Pepe (a few varieties): http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=bl_sr_hpc?ie=UTF8&field-brandtextbin=PEPEE&node=3760901
Vanessa&Co: http://amzn.com/B003YJFOR8

I'm not seeing Golden, Peace's or Honey Drops at all. That first one is weird; Rends has the Ona Shaker on their store, but no Ona Clean or Golden.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 21:23:25 2015 No.13298776 >>13297625 >three bottles of lube in one package Are you posting from a fallout shelter?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 21:25:09 2015 No.13298785 >>13298776 I masturbate a lot, about 3 times a week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 21:26:49 2015 No.13298795 >>13298785 >3 times a week >a lot Check out this normie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 21:28:28 2015 No.13298807 >>13298785 You meant a day, right? Unless you're middle-aged three times a week isn't a lot, especially when compared to what some people in this thread do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 21:28:32 2015 No.13298809 >>13298785 >>13298795 Seriously. I fap pretty much daily, sometimes twice, and one small bottle of golden lotion lasts me 3-4 months. Now that I have started adding some ky, water and vitamin E to it that should last more like 6-7 months.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 21:30:54 2015 No.13298820 >>13298807 I'm 29, is that middle aged yet? I work 110 hours a week so when I'm off I just go to sleep. Wish I had more time to fap.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 21:35:02 2015 No.13298836

>>13298820
I think middle age is somewhere in the late thirties or forties, so no. Sounds like you don't fap much due to time contraints/energy rather than low libido, so at least there's that.

So are you baptizing your holes in the lube or what? That's a ton for three faps a week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 21:37:30 2015 No.13298850 >>13298836 I'm the anon who likes sopping wet pussies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 21:40:03 2015 No.13298858 >>13298850 Fucking hell man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 22:20:20 2015 No.13299121 >>13298795 >implying normies don't fap every day True patricians save their orgasms for once MAYBE twice a week for maximum pleasure as well as letting new fapping material build up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 22:25:23 2015 No.13299153 Alright, so I got R20, Mouth of Truth, and Bordeaux 17 as my collection. And the Venus soft is on the way. I have some extra money, what should I order next? since I prefer soft and less intensive hole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 22:26:48 2015 No.13299157 >>13299153 Real doll.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 22:28:33 2015 No.13299163 >>13299153 >>13299157 dont listen to this guy. get a ds doll

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 22:41:54 2015 No.13299246 >>13299163 >ds doll ~$4,200 for a sex toy which is the cost of one semester of college for me Count me in!

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 22:44:56 2015 No.13299265

>>13296205
Do you mean sertraline? I had that for a while too, and I also had the same effect - it was very difficult to orgasm. I was on it for a week, I stopped it because I was very worried about the side effects I was having.

I could still orgasm/ejaculate, but it took quite some effort, and it wasn't very enjoyable.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 23:08:20 2015 No.13299356

>>13299121
I've definitely thought that maybe not fapping eight thousand times a day might make each orgasm a bit more pleasurable, but at the same time I highly doubt normies fap every day. Depending on their relationship status they might not fap much at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 23:23:57 2015 No.13299423 >>13298850 Sopping wet indeed. How long is that going to last?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 23:25:12 2015 No.13299429 >>13299423 6 bottles will probably be a couple of months. 1.5 weeks since Uterus and at half a bottle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 23:58:05 2015 No.13299575 File: 1.70 MB, 3264x1836, 20150410_135624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Order came in three days early, a second time. I love DHL.

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 00:30:02 2015 No.13299587

>>13299429
Okay, wait. There are 370mL in a bottle of onatsuyu. Half of that is 185, adjust it down to maybe 150mL since maybe it's not actually at half way, benefit of the doubt and all. Let's say it's been two whole weeks or you used the hole more than usual because you just got a new one. That's six uses which works out to... 25mL of lube per fap.

I keep my Honey Drops in a dosing syrringe for easy dispensing and I might use 3mL per session when I'm splurging. Holy shit. That uterus must be half full of lube when you use it if what you're telling me is accurate. I think I need to see a picture of the aftermath.

>>13299575
You ordered baby powder from Japan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 00:33:09 2015 No.13299603 >>13299575 Got a link to the cock rings your ordered?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 00:35:30 2015 No.13299613 >>13299587 You don't want to see the aftermath. Unless you're gay.

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 00:38:35 2015 No.13299628
File: 897 KB, 589x745, Teeth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Finally got this thing.

I don't have a Jewtilated dick so the teeth made it pretty damn painful going in. I want to remove the teeth for that reason but they do feel pretty nice on the base of my dick as I take it deep...

Unfortunately too deep.I punctured the back and need to fix it with my soldering Iron later.

Still, getting this thing off my dick and putting it back in is hell.

Also I need to get a thicker lube. I got Girls Lovely Drool specifically for the MoT but that shit drips everywhere.

Obvious in hindsight but still. I regret this purchase.

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 00:48:22 2015 No.13299674

>>13299587
>You ordered baby powder from Japan?
Yeah, I'm too lazy to walk to the shops just for baby powder, so I stuck it on the order.
>>13299603
sure
http://en-nls.com/pict1-14121
http://en-nls.com/pict1-31942
the urethane ones are weak, I broke one whilst trying to stretch it over my dick, so just roll it down instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 00:50:35 2015 No.13299681 >>13299613 It's not gay if it's for science. Besides, can't be any less straight than watching another man fuck an onahole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 01:03:00 2015 No.13299710 Are punis on amazon safe to order? Also how tight are they compared to VA Admission or Rina?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 01:20:12 2015 No.13299751 >>13299681 Give me a couple of days to save my semen and I'll post the aftermath. I want my spunk to overflow for you.

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 01:22:31 2015 No.13299756

So about these Kegels: Are they not working or am I doing something wrong? I think its been a out a month, possibly more, but I've seen no shooting improvement. I'm able to flex my kegels a lot better, I'm able to piss really hard, but when I come, it's the same shit. It just flows out of my member. Am I missi g something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 01:39:31 2015 No.13299823 >>13297625 You are aware that 1 bottle of Pussy Juicy can last for ~1.5 year if you fap 1 per day right? You will race your usage of that amount of lube with expiration date...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 01:50:56 2015 No.13299881 >>13299756 Keep doing it. That's the only advice I have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 01:52:12 2015 No.13299891 >>13299628 I got the same lube with that thing when I bought it. I was disappointed with it too. I know your pain, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 01:55:18 2015 No.13299902 >>13299823 Follow the reply chain, friend. That lube won't last him long at all, as evidenced in >>13299587

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 01:58:46 2015 No.13299916 >>13299881 Others anons were saying that after a month, their shooting distance more than doubled. And then why would I gain so much power when urinating, yet have none when coming?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 01:59:08 2015 No.13299917 >>13299902 Well fuck me, however who is making Honey Drops lube?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 02:03:20 2015 No.13299933 >>13299916 The human body is different for everyone, anon, just keep trying. Besides, not like it's hurting you, more likely doing good aside from shooting piss/cum out easier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 02:50:48 2015 No.13300128 >>13296205 Sertraline was the reason for me originally purchasing onaholes. I switched to Fluoxetene and it's less severe of an effect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 02:54:44 2015 No.13300144 I started taking zinc supplement and now I can't stop having a boner Is this normal pls send help

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 02:56:39 2015 No.13300153 >>13300144 Are you taking the arginine or just zinc? If you're taking arginine and boners are a problem you should lay off a bit.

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 03:12:45 2015 No.13300208

>>13295136
>>13295387
Bought a torso like this. It was a chore to take care of and clean after every use. Also it's pretty bulky and I feel like the interior and boob design and feel was compromised since it's a whole torso. My setup now is just ai chans and a hip. Way satisfying because I can clean them separately and they feel great since their design is focused on each of them separately. I've since sold the torso.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 03:24:43 2015 No.13300286 >>13300208 What hip did you get?

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 03:33:54 2015 No.13300330
File: 51 KB, 500x495, mkrres.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13300286
I have these 2
my mom is breaking my cherry (pic related with others for size reference)
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39313?c2=9999

kokos oknyeo (aka meiki pure hip/advent)
http://kokostoy.com/?p=418

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 03:35:08 2015 No.13300334 >>13294205 its a sex toy for your gf/bf since you're impotent

>>	Australian guy Fri Apr 10 03:49:53 2015 No.13300395 >>13299575 Please let me know how that girl in the box goes. I'm considering buying one if it turns out to be worth it. I have the normal edition now but want some variety.

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 04:08:01 2015 No.13300452

>>13300395
Yeah, she was alright, the entrance hole is fucking tiny though. Small enough that if it was solid, not even my pinkie would fit in. I'll have to be careful to not split her open. She feels nice and solid but awkward to hold and fap with, especially since I don't exactly have space anywhere to thrust into it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 04:36:07 2015 No.13300554 So I started using onaholes since December, still fapping daily. Onaholes have taken control of my life!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 04:51:48 2015 No.13300612 File: 44 KB, 500x500, 1421401089083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Question. What's the point of specific anime character onahole parodies. I mean the onahole itself has no connection to that character. What's the fucking deal?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 05:03:02 2015 No.13300656 >>13300612 Whats the point of JAV on the Meiki box? Better advertising marketing plan to sell more for more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 06:05:49 2015 No.13300892 >>13300144 take zinc with methylfolate, zinc itself didn't help too much from what I've found, but 50mg of zinc with about 2.4mg of methylfolate really improved my volume and density.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 08:16:29 2015 No.13301309 >>13294048 Soft is best though.

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 08:20:52 2015 No.13301320

>>13294048
Soft can be a bit problematic for circumcised folks, or for those who have DGS that temporary shut down the sensitivity for your cock.

This can also be issue of using too much lube or simply need of some time to adjust to the softer material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 13:56:15 2015 No.13302249 So after 2 months of use the inner layer of my VA admission came loose. Any reccomendations for other tight holes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 14:21:30 2015 No.13302369 >>13302249 There's the lolinco, but it's more fragile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 14:34:48 2015 No.13302419 Has anybody gotten/tried the maid in fella or kaitai shinsho yet? Checked the archives and couldn't find much on either. Has the guy who ordered the kaitai reviewed it here yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 15:47:58 2015 No.13302714 >>13298166 I'm small (4in) and it's too intense for me. It almost hurts to use

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 16:18:27 2015 No.13302843 >Tfw you're in freedomland and now questioning if ordering a puni hole dx was a good idea after seeing that one guy get his package opened.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 16:23:42 2015 No.13302871 >>13302843 what site did you use?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 16:26:33 2015 No.13302886 >>13302843 Wasn't he Canadian though? I've had hundreds of packages go through US customs and not a single one has been opened. Relax.

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 16:48:36 2015 No.13302996

>>13302843
Nigga you're fine. Our postal system literally does not give two shits unless the declared value of the goods exceeds $2,000.

Not to mention all the main customs offices (LAX, JFK, and Cincinnati/Chicago) are in the states where loli is legal. You're perfectly fine.

Plus if anything goes wrong you have the backing of the comic book defense force if anything does go wrong.

That guy was Canadian and was an idiot for knowing importing the box art when he damn well knew that loli was not allowed and they actively search packages there.

If you want to have piece of mind just ask them to remove the box and if in that one in a million chance your box does get searched all they'll see is a slab of rubber with two textured holes.

The most you'll have to worry about is getting a used hole that smells like a 40 year old man's semen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 16:57:17 2015 No.13303032 wanted to buy meiki plush but i think it's too big to hide. bought venus real (soft) instead. what should i expect?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 17:02:36 2015 No.13303049 >>13303032 Are you cut or uncut?

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 17:07:47 2015 No.13303068

>>TFW you get a Puni Hole DX, but you can't use it because everyone decided to take the whole week off from work for whatever reason.
>>TFW Customs actually opened the package for once...
>>TFW The postman that delivered my hip is the postman that I have known for the past 21 years of my life and whom I've grown up knowing...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 17:13:58 2015 No.13303094 >>13303049 snipsnip.

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 17:17:51 2015 No.13303116

>>13303094
It'll feel like having sex with a cloud. It's a really nice warm enveloping feeling for your dick with just the right amount of stimulation where you won't cum for a while but the release will be godly when you do.

Make sure you get lube that's thin and doesn't dry out too fast especially if you don't produce a lot of precum like myself.

It feels even better if you warm the lube and hole by the way.

In my case I've gone for 45 minutes at a time just stroking my dick with it before ahegaoing from the release.

Enjoy friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 17:34:05 2015 No.13303197 >>13302871 Nls

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 17:39:47 2015 No.13303232 >>13296099 >>13296100 Do you guys take anything or does it come with practice? Everytime I try edging I can't hold it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 17:48:08 2015 No.13303287

>>13303232
Just comes with practice. Learn how your dick feels RIGHT before cumming then slow down or adjust your strokes so that you don't cum. Once the feeling slightly recedes go back and stoke like normal or increase the intensity. It also helps if you have strong kegels to literally make it so that you cannot cum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 18:06:40 2015 No.13303399 Anything worth buying on toydemon that's worth about 15 bucks so I can qualify for free shipping? I already have the rends warmer. Should I just get 3 bags?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 18:16:23 2015 No.13303450 >>13303399 Nothing, including the warmer, is worth buying from Toydemon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 18:34:31 2015 No.13303553 >>13303450 not even the meiki plush?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 18:36:30 2015 No.13303560 >>13303116 can't wait. i ordered it today from queencat. how long will it take to ship to chicago by usps? Hoping it would be here by Sunday night at latest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 18:52:55 2015 No.13303662 does anyone have a link to that reference image of the USA by state "is loli legal" thing. I'm gonna try and order the virgin age admission /ona/ from nls but I want to check if there's a huge risk of customs coming after me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 18:55:18 2015 No.13303674 >>13303560 No clue. I live in new york and I got mine within 5 days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 18:56:31 2015 No.13303678 >>13303662 never mind, found the same information I needed in pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 19:09:49 2015 No.13303722 >>13303553 only on black friday sales in november

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:06:48 2015 No.13303890 File: 19 KB, 512x323, 1418792469453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So how many onaholes do you guys own?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:13:22 2015 No.13303920 >>13303890 4 holes, a mini-hip, and a tenga flip that I started with

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:16:15 2015 No.13303927 >>13303890 http://strawpoll.me/4093762

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:17:07 2015 No.13303930 >>13303890 3 holes and 3 "hips". Venus Clone Soft, Kunoichi Soft, MoT. Cocolo, Poco-Pen and Alice Dato AGM1. I use Alice most of the time though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:26:44 2015 No.13303967 >>13303450 Yeah, but I have like 20 dollars in store credit from a botched order from a while ago. Lolinco comes out to about 25 dollars there. Guess I'll get grab 3 bags

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:45:06 2015 No.13304021 >>13303920 Mini hip?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:03:53 2015 No.13304071 >>13304021 Puni DX

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:15:41 2015 No.13304132 >>13304071 Pretty sure the Puni DX is a full sized hip

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 22:55:09 2015 No.13304464 >>13304132 Nah a full sized hip is like the namagoshi or the kiwami. Puni is a mini hip, get your definitions right anon.

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Fri Apr 10 22:55:46 2015 No.13304465 >>13303890 Somewhere between 20 and 35. Stopped counting a long time ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 23:14:53 2015 No.13304517 >>13303890 Seven. Venus clone, Lilith Uterus, Lilith Spiral Wave, Succubus 2D Wavy Ripple, Kunoichi, Mi-Nyan and a Tsundero. Tomax already dominates my collection and I still want a Real. Send help, money or both.

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 23:33:49 2015 No.13304596

>>13299628
>>13299891
If you buy the Mouth of Truth and the teeth are causing you pain (particularly if you are big/girthy or uncut) put lube in the hole and spread it all over the inside of the hole with your finger.

Then spread lube directly on the TEETH of the toy, on all sides, front, back and bottom, with your finger.

The lubed teeth trick made me go from not being able to use the toy, to enjoying the hole so much I now ask my GF to be rougher/use teeth during irl BJs

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 23:39:02 2015 No.13304617 >>13303890 Presently 3 onaholes: Mouth of Truth, R20, Wet Meiki Shin Want to eventually buy the Seducing Witch and a Venus Real. I also have a handful of Fleshlights that are collecting dust

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 23:41:27 2015 No.13304625 >>13296099 >I have not achived one that made my tounge stick out however >>13296100 >Now that was a fun experience but I'd still like to get into prostate stimulation. P-spot orgasms are where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 23:45:30 2015 No.13304638 >>13303890 8 holes. Wet meiki Monster Wakefulness, Kunoichi soft, Mouth of truth, Lolinco, Slut announcer, Chimera plus, Nekokko Mi-nyan and 17 Bordeaux.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 00:23:23 2015 No.13304783 File: 105 KB, 400x300, 1428726203610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just ordered the Kunoichi Hard from nls. I really like the normal Kunoichi and am looking forward to that kind of hole but with more stimulation.

Australian guy Sat Apr 11 00:30:16 2015 No.13304804

>>13304625
>P-spot orgasms are where it's at.

I've been trying for so fucking long to have one. I don't know if I've just been doing it wrong or if maybe there's something wrong with my prostate or it's just not where it should be in my body but I never get anything more than a vaguely pleasurable feeling when I put things in my butt. I'm not anywhere close to these mind-blowing orgasms people talk about and I hate it because I really like putting stuff in my butt and I wish I could get more out of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 02:01:36 2015 No.13305144 Which puni is better?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 02:05:05 2015 No.13305152 >>13304804 >I hate it because I really like putting stuff in my butt and I wish I could get more out of it. I'm dying. If I had neighbors they would be awake right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 02:06:07 2015 No.13305155 I want to lick the cum from an anons onahole

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 02:15:17 2015 No.13305200 >>13296099 Photo / video when? >>13304804 Most likely doing it wrong. You have to learn to control an entirely different set of muscles to get anywhere near it. If you try to orgasm the normal way it will not work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 02:36:04 2015 No.13305267 Hey guys red pill me on Air Usahane. Is it better to buy it off NLS? What clothes are worth it on her? Skin tights are a must right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 03:47:58 2015 No.13305562 I swear I have /jp/'s bizzaro dick, just used Lilith Uterus Regular and it didn't feel good at all, sort of uncomfortable even

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 03:48:58 2015 No.13305569 >>13305562 used Lilith for the first time, I mean

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 03:52:39 2015 No.13305582 >>13305562 >Regular Should've gotten hard. Never listen to /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 03:55:15 2015 No.13305587 >>13304804 for me it helps if I use an enema before and try to relax and spend my time also like >>13305200 said practice makes perfect!

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 03:59:10 2015 No.13305592

>>13305582
I dunno, it wasn't even the firmness that did it, it's like, the material at the entrance just eats up any amount of lube on the skin, and it all just ends up underneath the foreskin which has no chance to stay down because of the vacuum effect. So it feels like I'm rubbing pretty dry against a good portion of the hole. I can feel the bumps going on in there and it felt pretty nice to hit the cervix but all I got going on really is this tugging feeling. Feels like I need to be circumcised or something to really get it. Pretty weird, but I was also coming off a full 5 days of not fapping which I almost never do, need to try again and maybe water down the lube or something, dunno.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 04:01:43 2015 No.13305602 >>13305592 Did you just receive and open it today? Almost all onaholes just "absorb" lube on their first use. What kind of lube are you using?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 04:02:26 2015 No.13305604 >>13305602 Yeah. Haven't noticed that before in quite a few holes. Using ubujiru.

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 04:04:49 2015 No.13305613

>>13305602
>Almost all onaholes just "absorb" lube on their first use.
My Tomax holes in general seem to do that at the entrance even when I've had them for ages. I have to twist the hole some which seems to redistribute the lube. Even the insides become less slick if I don't do this, doesn't matter what lube.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 06:05:25 2015 No.13305927 >>13298307 Thanks Toucan

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 07:38:14 2015 No.13306110 >>13304783 Post a review when you get it, i'd like to know how it compares to the normal.

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 07:48:18 2015 No.13306132

>>13305592
When you squeeze out the air to get a vacuum effect with a hole it will dry out a lot quicker than usual. Just add more lube or start with a larger amount at the beginning. Inevitably you'll have to add more sooner or later though. Also the uterus likes to collect a lot of lube in the end of it because of the design. Try using different angles and maybe squeeze the end of it a little to try to move the lube around. As for the entrance being dry I've noticed the same thing almost every time I use lilith holes. Just use your finger to smooth a little bit of lube around the top/lips and it should work out. If not then just apply the lube with your hand to your dick before putting it in.

Soft and hard are really good for tomax, you'd be better off trying one or the other and deciding which one to stick with rather than going midway with the regular.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 07:54:16 2015 No.13306138 Any of you have some good edging tips? Obviously stop before you cum, but there's gotta be something to make it more intense. Gonna go on a trip soon and I wanna bust my nuts out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 09:45:34 2015 No.13306425 >>13306138 Fap to the beat of Fap hero. It's like an intense workout for your dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:20:42 2015 No.13307051 >http://tinyurl com/japan-original you piece of cum...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:48:33 2015 No.13307124 So how much lube is enough? Using the Onatsuyu lube with Venus Real Soft.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:51:35 2015 No.13307135 File: 27 KB, 1200x518, mGMPV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13307124 1 on your dick 1 on the orifice entrance

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 14:50:55 2015 No.13307435 >>13307051 April fools!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 16:07:04 2015 No.13307881 >>13307135 That little though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 16:12:39 2015 No.13307914 >>13303068 custom officers and post office delivery men are seperate i'm pretty sure

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 17:23:42 2015 No.13308202 >>13307881 Yes, you really don't need a lot of lube. In fact if you lube your shaft and head properly you'll use a lot less than if you were to just lube the hole itself

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:36:13 2015 No.13308442 >>13307881 just keep putting small drops on your dick and testing it until the onahole doesn't feel dry but there is enough lube to feel the texture of the onahole and allow for good movement.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:52:57 2015 No.13308513 File: 32 KB, 200x200, 54e84806340e4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow. http://daimaoh.co.jp/item4592.html Also, for those who have ordered through JSS, how much do they ship compared to NLS?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 19:09:50 2015 No.13308562 >>13308513 >46k for that That's such an easy modification. Hell, give me a plush larger than an onahole and I can do an equal or better job for a fraction of the price.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 19:27:36 2015 No.13308612 >>13308562 This sounds like a job for Etsy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 19:53:19 2015 No.13308660 just got my 250$ puni ana hard edition and finished using it i still have a boner and want to use it again this was my first sex toy have i jumped down the rabbit hole?

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 20:30:56 2015 No.13308766
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Have you ever DP'd your holes with the onahole warmer inside? It happened to me to accidentaly while I was going at it on my Cocolo's anus and my dick slipped into her pussy.

I didn't get shocked to death so I can say it was pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 20:41:27 2015 No.13308800 >>13308766 This still manages to be the funniest webm's I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 20:56:18 2015 No.13308833 >>13308660 Could you review it in detail? Thinking of getting the hard edition too.

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:27:44 2015 No.13308937

>>13307124
I assume it varies person to person and depending on the hole, but I went from lubing up my whole dick to just using enough on the entrance of the onahole to stick it in and it made a world of difference. With the change I could really feel the insides and had to stop a few times so I wouldn't bust right away.

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:46:52 2015 No.13308984
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Just opened my Ubu Virgin

Holy shit did I fuck up

This shit is as small as my dick when limp. My erect dick will fucking destroy it on the first go. I didn't know this hole was THAT tiny.

I have to start paying attention to measurements of the hole.

All that money wasted on the first go.
Oh well. I'm going to go kill her with my cock now.

>>	Australian guy Sat Apr 11 22:11:11 2015 No.13309080 >>13308984 Show us a picture/video of it being destroyed. We like that kind of thing here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:22:45 2015 No.13309158 So after using Lolinco twice she felt better the second time but that little bitch is already tearing up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:31:51 2015 No.13309217 >>13309080 No vid but I felt something give away in the back of the hole. Now it's loud as fuck and wont stop making popping/slurping noises. I also wish this hole had some kind of suction. It just kept trying to force me out.

Australian guy Sat Apr 11 22:53:00 2015 No.13309314

>>13309217

When I trashed my Roa it ended up with a hole in the end just big enough to force the air out during the inwards stroke and then act as a valve on the outward stroke and keep maximum suction. Shit was so cash.

Take a picture of it and show us. Also maybe consider a bigger hole next time.

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 23:02:41 2015 No.13309366
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Considering getting one of these right now. I have never bought any sort of toys before and I am pretty clueless. If I went for a loli would it ship to canada safely? Will this fit 6.5" without breaking something? I'm just overseeing this thread right now and would appreciate some advice

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 23:02:51 2015 No.13309369 File: 434 KB, 600x849, 4526374413346pop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where can I find the Double face? It's not on nls http://www.toysheart.com/product/double_face.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 23:03:52 2015 No.13309378 >>13309366 Fuck off you shitty newfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 23:08:42 2015 No.13309392 Help me /jp/ i just had surgery and im not suppose to do anything that gets my heart rate up for 5 days. It's been a day and my dick is going to burst what do

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 23:09:29 2015 No.13309395

>>13309366
Read the pastebin and your local laws if you're unsure. Loli is illegal in Canada. 17 Bordeaux will hold 6.5".

>>13309392
Hold off for 5 days faggot. Keep yourself occupied with something other than browsing threads about masturbation or threads that contain any lewd pictures.

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 00:35:35 2015 No.13309786

>>13296170
I just picked one up on ebay for $9, free shipping in the US.

Personally, I don't use my onahole that often, so it gets cold in storage and I find that it only feels *really* good after using it once, and *then* going again in the next 15 mins or so while it's still warm from friction and rinsing with hot water.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 01:09:11 2015 No.13309944 >>13296170 I don't know if the one I bought is faulty or my dick doesn't feel anything anymore but mine doesn't feel like it warms up much. I've even left one in a hole for 45 minutes and it was basically lukewarm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 01:31:01 2015 No.13310044 >>13309944 Someone posted a graph showing the amperage of a PC's USB's port as opposed to the outlet USB adapter. Essentially most PC's will output .5A while wall adapters can output 1 or maybe 2 amps. If you have say an iPhone wall adapter try that

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 01:37:12 2015 No.13310059 >>13310044 I'll give it a shot and report back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 01:53:37 2015 No.13310104 File: 528 KB, 2048x1360, P1130329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13310044 >telling him how to burn down his house Slick

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 02:00:45 2015 No.13310123 >>13310104 Unless the warmer is very badly designed 1 amp is not enough to burn someones house down. On second thought anon be careful and watch how hot your warmer gets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 02:26:28 2015 No.13310205 >>13309392 literally go outside and occupy yourself at a book store or somewhere else equally mildly entertaining, unless walking or taking the bus is too much for you in which case welp

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 03:27:45 2015 No.13310346 considering getting a puni chiefly because it's open ended, anyone have any better recommendations?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 03:29:03 2015 No.13310352 >>13310346 cant go wrong. its pretty much the most widely liked hip on here

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 03:33:41 2015 No.13310363 >>13310346 I would get tenga egg instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 03:34:36 2015 No.13310364 >>13310346 Get a cocolo

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 05:57:38 2015 No.13310653
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>>13310104
>ignition temp of pvc is as low as 435 °C
>nichrome used as heating element for many household objects such as heaters exceeding 50W
>chromium autoignition point at 400 °C
>metal shavings having terribly low energy at high temperatures compared to water
>5V arcing lel

>200g of plastic, rubber and nichrome heated at 5W being able to burn down a house

It doesn't even have a capacitor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 07:29:58 2015 No.13310834 >>13310653 Do you know how I know you're a cuckold? You're a thinking man

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 08:38:06 2015 No.13311021 >>13310834 This Just in! Anon doesn't want to lose argument, insists anon is cucked. More news at eight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 09:07:29 2015 No.13311070 >>13311021 I'm positive you're a cuckold. Did I strike a nerve?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 09:43:58 2015 No.13311191 >>13311070 >

Germandude Sun Apr 12 10:08:47 2015 No.13311266

Quick review of the topco warmer:

Fucking bullshit, as soon as the warmer is heated it turns off until its cool and starts heating again. Nice mechanism to protect the onahole but it takes fucking forever to heat up my onahole. Nice backup though since you can unplug the power cable to prevent lead fracture. Would not buy again, guess i'll have to wait until june to get my hands on another rends warmer.

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:09:00 2015 No.13311268

On topic of cuckolding, does anyone know of any holes made with cucks in mind? I don't care how expensive it is (I have a TON of disposable income) or how subtle it is. It's enough justification for me to purchase if the package says as little as "Unfaithful Wife" or "My Wife is fucking behind my back!" (unforunately those did not give me any results). Or if it's shaped like a brick, or similar is alright too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:11:26 2015 No.13311273 >>13311268 What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:13:49 2015 No.13311280 >>13311021 I'm 100% convinced you're a cuck, Not parroting the other guy but shit, keep it together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:14:20 2015 No.13311281 >>13311280 Obvious samefag, bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:23:34 2015 No.13311311 >>13303890 one tenga flip I throw my old ones out

Germandude Sun Apr 12 10:33:22 2015 No.13311337
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>>13311268
Hey fellow friend, i have this totaly new onahole but i've money problems so i have to sell my genuine sealed onahole. This one is pretty expensive but i will sell it to you for 300$ including shipping, Please tell me if you're interested.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:34:05 2015 No.13311339 >>13311337 autism he'll brag about that get for his entire time here

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:37:07 2015 No.13311342 >>13311337 Fucking hell meine deutschfreunde.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:26:34 2015 No.13311705 File: 1.91 MB, 2825x4014, 1428855994601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13311337 Is she stroking his dick with her feet or what am I looking at here

>>	Germandude Sun Apr 12 12:37:38 2015 No.13311751 >>13311705 :^)[/spoiler)

>>	Germandude Sun Apr 12 12:39:07 2015 No.13311759 >>13311751 Whoops, i clearly messed up but hey, accidents happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:41:11 2015 No.13311763 >>13311705 Ready for 3 days out?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 13:44:31 2015 No.13311982 >>13311705 It's a good thing that's censored. Make sure you reposted it in the censored thread when this one dies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 14:47:24 2015 No.13312175 Every single time I see some onahole add on 4chan I get angry as hell. I mean, I would love so much to have one, but I don't own a fucking dick. You anons are lucky. Have a nice day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:17:41 2015 No.13312276 >>13312175 Don't worry, our dicks aren't valuable anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:28:36 2015 No.13312311 >>13312175 nice blog post dude

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:48:04 2015 No.13312370

Just decided to give the bone hip another go after not using it for like 2 weeks after the first time.

Setup some shares with hentai ovas on them and accessed them from my tablet in my bed. Fucked it hands free over a towel.

Gotta say it is a totally different feel from using your hands or standing at a desk. It actually does stay in place pretty decent, and when I was about to come I pulled out, yet aligned myself and thrust back in as I came perfectly fine.

It is a workout and your arms get tired, and I even workout and do pushups occasionally so it will be even harder for others.

Pretty worth it though. Gotta try it with the puni dx now too.

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 16:58:19 2015 No.13312720
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>construction guys fixing shouji to extend the living room (i live in japan)
>after 2 days they're almost completely done, not 3-4 days as advertised
>decide to tip then two of my onaholes
>put 5 of them by the entrance before I leave for work, tell them to take 1 each on their way out

I don't know that that was appropiate

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 17:03:31 2015 No.13312740
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>>13312175
>are lucky.

You can find dildos EVERYWHERE for your kind and unlike us, you aren't ridiculed for resorting to using a sex toy. Some people even find it empowering when you decide to shove rubber inside yourself to feel good while at the same time finding it absolutely pathetic when a man wants to shove himself inside some rubber to feel good.

The sex toy industry is MADE for you.
It's range is international, while the best toys for us are practically all only in Japan
Don't try to call us the lucky ones.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 17:03:36 2015 No.13312741 >>13312720 they probably appreciated the thought, but not the used plastic vaginas. >captcha - doesu somewhat fitting, I suppose, if you were going for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 18:20:41 2015 No.13313062 File: 102 KB, 321x326, 1427732554289.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw I get my Puni DX this week along with some other suggested items. I they're as good as you guys make them out to be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:20:45 2015 No.13313529 Puni or cocolo? Or is there one even better. I want something nice and big to fuck.

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:23:19 2015 No.13313535
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>>13313529
Cocolo if you're into lolis.
Boner hole if you like tits and ass to grab.
Puni if you're a cuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:23:34 2015 No.13313537 >>13313529 Puni DX Hard Edition.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:27:15 2015 No.13313555 >>13313535 Boner hole is the like 500 dollar one right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:33:03 2015 No.13313571 >>13313555 http://en-nls.com/pict1-42365?c2=12001126

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:33:56 2015 No.13313573 >>13313571 Oh forgot that one, thanks. I was about to spend 600 on the one on Amazon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:35:49 2015 No.13313580 >>13313573 What kind of ripoff is 600 dollars for rubber?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:43:19 2015 No.13313603 >>13313580 Most hips on Amazon, I imagine

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:54:11 2015 No.13313625 >>13313580 http://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Diana-Ultra-Lifelike-Full/dp/B00GJ0BOTQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:57:05 2015 No.13313632 >>13313625 >fullsize

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:57:57 2015 No.13313637 >>13313632 It's a hip and then some.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 21:34:59 2015 No.13313758 Hole recommendations please. Preferably tight and has a uterus like r-20. I have a 5.5 inch with a 1 or 2 inch girth (I don't know how to measure but it's as thick as a king size/large hotdog)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 21:57:38 2015 No.13313819 >>13313758 I chuckled.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 22:15:05 2015 No.13313887 >>13313758 >1 or 2 inch girth

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 22:26:03 2015 No.13313929 >>13313758 Please post a picture of your dick, that thing can't be real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 00:01:35 2015 No.13314329 >>13311266 First of all: link to whatever you bought, please? And Secondly, you can't snag a Rends warmer on Amazon over there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 00:04:22 2015 No.13314337 I have a Puni DX. I am getting a Lilith Uterus. Could I shove the Lilith inside the Puni DX? The idea would be to use the Puni to support the Lilith and turn it into a pseudo hip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 00:17:26 2015 No.13314386 >>13314337 No, never ever do that, you'll stretch out the Puni DX (potentially ruining it) and you wouldn't want to do that to an expensive hip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 00:17:36 2015 No.13314387 >>13314337 No. unless you like, carve out a hole slightly smaller than the diameter of the lilith.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:02:35 2015 No.13314545

>>13305562
>>13305592

So I went for my second try with Lilith just now and it was a lot better. I feel like it eats lube like nothing else I've used before due to the design but I started with a bit more than normal and wrung the hole a bit to try to massage it in and it made a big difference. Had to add some more before I finished though.

I still need a few sessions with it but it feels like a nice hole to compliment Mouth of Truth/Lolinco. /jp/ kinda hyped it up that I was always afraid to get a tomax hole 'cause I thought it'd make everything else obsolete, but that's definitely not the case. Need to take it slower than normal with Lilith or else all sensation gets lost to the vacuum effect and that's never really been my style. Still prefer the Lolinco type where I'll edge at my own pace and then let that tight little ring bully me to finish when I'm ready. Love the tomax material though, it's nice to feel like I'm not destroying the hole every time I use it.

I still think I have /jp/'s bizzaro dick though. First Alice Dayo bored me and then Lilith.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:21:54 2015 No.13314606

Getting Slut Announcer since review seemed pretty nice in pastebin, and currently deciding whether to get Seventeen Bordeaux or R20 to go along with it. It seems there have not been anything bad about Seventeen mentioned, but I'd to know if anyone has some more experience on the R20 that could sway me towards it. Also some good holes with wombs would be nice to know about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:26:46 2015 No.13314616 >>13314606 R-20 is extremely long/deep. Go with the 17 Bordeaux for that nice suction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:31:09 2015 No.13314626 >>13314606 Don't forget lube.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:48:01 2015 No.13314685

>>13314616
Guess I'll just go with 17 this time and probably make R-20 my third purchase some time in future.

>>13314626
Just reminded me to buy some Ona Tsuyu

Also, for out-of-stock items, can I still purchase them and they'll just ship it along with other items when it is in stock?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:05:58 2015 No.13314744 >>13314685 Yes. Once they clear their list of customers who bought that product and is on the waiting list, and then get to you, they'll put it in your package.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:13:23 2015 No.13314761 >>13314744 Coolio. Thanks for information. Hopefully my Moeten won't be neglected once they arrive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:58:40 2015 No.13314916 Just tried using my Clone Hard in the shower. Not as pleasurable as I had thought. Water is NOT a good lubricant. Still managed to orgasm after a good 15 min though.

Germandude Mon Apr 13 03:11:15 2015 No.13314949

>>13314329
http://www.topcosales.us/products/warming-wand#
Fuck europe, cheapest way to get a rends is over nls. Amazon.de sells one for 50€(wtf??) amazon.co.uk 27pounds(still wtf???) And i really don't want to pay 1800yen shipping for a 800yen warmer. I Order my Vacuum witch in june/july, thats when i also stock up on lube and a warmer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:17:22 2015 No.13314969 >>13312720 So, did they take them?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:20:19 2015 No.13315137 [SPOILER]

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How do I keep bugs from living inside my Rina

I laid it on my desk, and one of these fuckers crawled out.

I thoroughly dry it after every use, powder it, and only use it ever 2-3 days

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:21:02 2015 No.13315140 >>13315137 toy. bag. holy fuck how hard can it be

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:21:32 2015 No.13315142 >>13315140 I have one though

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:22:10 2015 No.13315144 >>13315142 if you had one then that shit should not happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:24:41 2015 No.13315150 >>13313887 >>13313929 Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:44:42 2015 No.13315180 >tfw no sex bots yet

>>	Germandude Mon Apr 13 07:12:06 2015 No.13315586 >>13314949 AAAAAAAND its broken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:57:53 2015 No.13315846 >>13315180 Soon, did you not see those proto waifubots last year?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:22:03 2015 No.13316261

>>13315144
Should and would are not the same thing. Insects are tricky little shits.

>>13315137
Quite possibly the best option is to call pest control and let them handle it. Beyond that you can sort of sew a bag with a flap you can tuck in out of microfiber cloth and leave your toy inside that AND your toy bag. Also wash the thing in hot water, check the mesh bag itself for any holes, and make sure the zipper is closed all the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:44:41 2015 No.13316317 >>13316261 >Should and would are not the same thing. A properly-used toy bag will prevent that from happening. Basically you have to put it in the bag, and then you have to close it.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:56:45 2015 No.13316340

>>13316317
>A properly-used toy bag will prevent that from happening.
Unless the bug is already in the bag when you shut it or there's a tiny hole you didn't notice or the zipper doesn't quite close all the way or something. All you did was rephrase what was already said with "will" instead of "should," and since the bags are so easy to use it seems unlikely he just left it open or something. Unless you're telling that Anon he's hallucinating and there was no bug or he has no bag, which is what >>13315144
seemed to be doing, that is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:23:16 2015 No.13316415 >>13316340 All of those are just ways of saying "not closing the bag"

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:55:11 2015 No.13316519

>>13316415
So contaminants already existing inside the bag before you close it and holes in the material or seams aside from the zipper are "not closing the bag" to you? You've got a broader definition than I, it seems. I've also met zippers that leave a tiny hole even when they are shut all the way, especially the kind bent at hard angles to tuck into whatever they're closing, but I don't think there's anything else for us to say since you refuse to consider any reasonable possibilities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:55:18 2015 No.13316520 >>13315846 no, link

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:31:08 2015 No.13317095

it says my package from Amazon will arrive sometime between Thursday and Monday, but I won't be home for the weekend (Sat-Sun). Can I tell them to deliver it on Monday if it won't reach me by Thursday or Friday, or will I have to risk my shit getting stolen for 48 hours?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:32:29 2015 No.13317102 >>13317095 Who's delivering it? UPS has a way you can set up things like that and USPS has a system that MIGHT intercept it for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:36:15 2015 No.13317114 >>13317102 Oh nevermind, it just updated to say expected delivery date is the 15th. I was going off what the order was telling me last night. But for future reference how would I do that, go to USPS's website or visit the post office in person?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:42:38 2015 No.13317137 >>13317114 UPS has My Choice, USPS has this their Package Intercept Service here: https://www.usps.com/manage/package-intercept.htm It's not guaranteed that they succeed and it costs $12, but for those interested it's at least something you can do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:03:46 2015 No.13317421 File: 23 KB, 664x458, Japan Post.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're in the clear boys!

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:42:15 2015 No.13317880

hello jaypee.

I'm having trouble finding a 2 ended soft ona hole so me and another person can insert our dicks and slide them together while making out.

I've only seen these in h-doujins. Does anybody know the name of a particular brand/model of one of these?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:46:13 2015 No.13317900 >>13312175 Get a boyfriend and use it on him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:00:26 2015 No.13317954 Is it safe to ingest Onatsuyu? I tried licking my holes and they didn't taste very good

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:01:27 2015 No.13317956 >>13317954 Not in large amounts, you shouldn't be drinking it of course. If you licked a bit of it then its fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:02:21 2015 No.13317960 After using a flashlight I found there are two small specks at the end of my Rina, but it looks fine everywhere else. Should I be concerned about mold?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:03:24 2015 No.13317965 >>13317880 graft two together?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:05:07 2015 No.13317972 >>13317960 does the inside smell different? if so, mold is possible, if you use a cloth that happens to be the same color as the specks, then that also might be a reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:05:42 2015 No.13317976 >>13317960 Wash the insides thoroughly with anti-bacterial soap and lots of warm water, scrub the insides with your finger. You might want to start drying it better and storing it in a dry place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:06:16 2015 No.13317980 >>13317972 I air dry and it just smells like the soap I use to clean it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:14:22 2015 No.13318012 >>13317960 What about spots that appear on the outside? It looks like they're embedded in the surface

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:15:27 2015 No.13318018 >>13318012 No spots outside. I make sure to properly dry the outside and use baby powder folded 1000 times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:33:51 2015 No.13318091 >>13317960 I just poured boiling hot water into it, hopefully that did something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:52:15 2015 No.13318180 >>13318091 just as long as you didn't let the boiling water sit, it should be ok. if you let it sit it can deform

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:56:25 2015 No.13318204

>>13318091
>I just poured boiling hot water into it
That sounds like a great way to melt your hole. Assuming it's still okay though you should probably get some peroxide to follow up for a few days; from what I understand boiling water isn't the best of sanitation methods, especially if you can't let the item sit for a while, which you can't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:58:28 2015 No.13318212 >>13317421 you should have just sticked your dick in a potato if you're irish

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:39:05 2015 No.13318441
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>>13318204
>peroxide

Wow I only drop in here occasionally because poorfag and read the archive when I have questions but I never knew peroxide could be used with onaholes.

This pleases the germophobe inside me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:05:22 2015 No.13318538 File: 121 KB, 547x1500, 61TTptViFGL._SL1500_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am considering ordering a USB warmer. Has anyone tried one like this one? and is it pretty effective?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:07:57 2015 No.13318553

>>13318441
Don't use rubbing alcohol, but peroxide is generally considered to be okay. Really though, so long as you wash and equally importantly dry well you'll be fine.

>>13318538
Works well enough. Given enough time, especially on a wall charger, will get your hole pretty toasty. It takes a while longer than the hot water method if you've ever tried that though.

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Mon Apr 13 22:08:23 2015 No.13318556 >>13318538 Thats the one. It works. Just keep an eye on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:30:52 2015 No.13318679 >>13318012 >What about spots that appear on the outside? It looks like they're embedded in the surface Mine does. Is this bad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:37:23 2015 No.13318700 >>13318553 hot water method? like dipping inside of hot water and let it sit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:05:06 2015 No.13318811 Fuck, I should've bought this a while ago. Now it's unavailable. http://en-nls.com/pict1-32332?c2=9999 Life of regret.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:06:02 2015 No.13318814 >>13318700 That's it. The heater isn't as fast as that, but it also involves less standing up, going to the bathroom and drying your hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:16:14 2015 No.13318859 Lets just say you no longer want your onahole collection. Just for "reference". What would you do with it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:21:09 2015 No.13318875 >>13317960 I couldn't resist, fucked it anyway because it's been almost 3 weeks since I've used it. Only after cleaning of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:21:59 2015 No.13318879 >>13318859 give them to jp

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:32:38 2015 No.13318911 You guys think the Mouth of Truth is too loli? I'm on my first buy and I'm looking for one "passive" and one "active" onahole, I was thinking 17 Evo Soft and MoT, but maybe it'd be wiser to change the MoT for a R20 Puni?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:37:52 2015 No.13318937

>>13318911
In terms of the hole itself or the art? The hole might be too loli. Although it can fit pretty big sizes without damage, the hole itself will be hard on girth. It doesn't feel very good, assuming you remove teeth. With teeth it will hurt. Withiut it's just s pretty shitty experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:40:25 2015 No.13318946 >>13318937 Oh I mean the Art.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:42:59 2015 No.13318953 >>13318946 Yeah too loli. I took it off just incase. I think Canada/Aus and thr like could definitely make a case out of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:44:23 2015 No.13318957 >>13318953 I kept mine in Aus, but I was slightly concerned with the art because of the small breasts. Either way it's not drawn like loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:51:43 2015 No.13318982 >>13318957 >Either way it's not drawn like loli. No, it's not, but it can surely be taken as someone under 18.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:17:01 2015 No.13319054 >>13318679 Could be, though sometimes the material gets stained depending where you leave them even if it's only a few minutes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:34:24 2015 No.13319599 File: 414 KB, 1104x1584, 006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pepe in muh cantonese cartoons

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:21:51 2015 No.13319792 Can I use a condom with my Tomax Venus clone (soft?) I wanna mix this shit up for a change. Does thick or thin lube work better to stop 2 rubbers binding to each other?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:25:33 2015 No.13319798 >>13308513 Are you not a cool enough guy to pay $500 to fuck a plush kemono?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:30:58 2015 No.13319806 >>13319792 well, latex itself won't have hugely adverse effects on contact with TPE, either lube works, although if you're using a condom with a venus real in soft, I don't think you COULD feel anything if you used thick lube.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:36:22 2015 No.13319818

>>13319792
Everything has a certain friction coefficient againt something else. Because you want the action of sliding, and knowing how lubricants introduce the fluid factor, I really doubt any difference will be discernable to your penis. Rubber won't simply bind to another rubber. Said friction coefficient will also depend on the design and properties of the materials.

Not much pressure is applied, and everything is soft enough for your dick. I doubt there will be too much difference to be extremely noticeable. While I have yet to try a condom in a hole, I would only worry when friction is stronger than that of penis skin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:03:26 2015 No.13319980 New thread. >>13319979

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