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Rosetta stone?

Did they make a japan rosetta stone? I'd like to learn the language uber fast to bang this jap chick

or perhaps korean to bang this korean chick

>> No.1328316

I'm hungry. I haven't had a corn dog in over 11 years...

>> No.1328324
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This thread is now about Shinji.

>> No.1328327

Best GAR ever.

>> No.1328334

Shinji's kinda cool. he did nothing in the series and cried, but hes a pretty cool slut tho

>> No.1328349

"learn Japanese" and "uber fast" don't go in the same sentence.

>> No.1328353

shinji is such a fag, if only the angel's weren't flimsy bags of blood, then shinji would get his ass kicked 29,000 times over

>> No.1328373

>>1328304
Fuck off.

>> No.1328379

>>1328349

wait.. didn't you just...?

>> No.1328391

Op here, nm I found the website for rosetta stone ^____^;;;

>> No.1328398

>>1328304
Do I even want to know why he's wearing corndogs on his head, and how he's managing to keep them up?

>> No.1328408

corndogs

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>> No.1328436

>>1328430
what the fuck is this, another virus?

>> No.1328442

>>1328430
This would be funny 16 years ago, when the book was published.

>> No.1328467

>>1328442
No it wouldn't.

Snow Crash is some stupid shit like... well, I don't know, Haruhi perhaps.

>> No.1328478

What the fuck is this SNOW CRASH bullshit?

>> No.1328479

>>1328334

Shinji wasn't such a bawwwfag in my opinion.

He was pretty introverted.

Face it anon, you're more like Shinji than you are Kamina or even Kaiji.

>> No.1328494

>>1328479
I'm nowhere near as cool as Shinji, he managed to realize and start working to overcome his patheticness at fourteen. I'm twenty-one and in far worse condition than he ever was.

>> No.1328506

>>1328494
Indeed, same here. I don't know why he has such a bad reputation anyway. I'll tell you what I told /a/, when you think Shinji is 'bawwwing' that's basically the scenes when you HEAR what he is THINKING IN HIS HEAD.

How is that 'bawwwing'?! It's not bawwwing in the slightest. Guy was pretty stoical, except when asked to do something he didn't feel was morally right.

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>> No.1328540

>>1328506
If Simon felt guilty about killing Gunmen, he wouldn't have left that hole he started out in in the first place. Shinji's lucky he didn't get killed in battle because of his constant bullshit. When a soldier goes into battle, he goes with the intent to kill, win and perhaps die. Nothing more. It's not "I'm killing a human, maybe I shouldn't do it, even though he's on the other country's side blowing our guys up. It's just not right."

>> No.1328553

>>1328540
Like you wouldn't have done the same. Face it, we're both stuck on /jp/, both masturbate to visual novels, both don't have girlfriends, I mean, the only person below us on the social chain of command is SAX for fuck sake. And that's saying something.

>> No.1328559

>>1328553
You're lower than sax, mate.

>> No.1328558

>>1328540
Shinji isn't a soldier. He's a fourteen year old boy.

>> No.1328565

>>1328559
>mate

Nobody cares that you're Australian.

>> No.1328574

>>1328565
Greece is worse than Australia.

>> No.1328590

>>1328574
Not about to get into a nationalistic slanging match here, all I'll say is, Australians are known around the world for not being degenerate drunken morons who embarass themselves on a daily basis, even in London.

>> No.1328601

>>1328574
Not about to get into a nationalistic slanging match here, all I'll say is, Australians are known around the world for being degenerate drunken morons who embarass themselves on a daily basis, even in London.

>> No.1328606

>>1328601
I saw your failure.

>> No.1328611

>>1328606
I know you are Australian. Go and protest about Japan's whaling or some shit. Go and pretend you have the muscle to stand up to China.

>> No.1328617

>>1328611
I'm not from Australia, though. I'm just part Australian and like to say mate.

>> No.1328622

>>1328617
Why? It's convict talk bullshit and it gives the impression you've got something to prove (i.e. your national identity).

>> No.1328633

>>1328622
Wow, I'm surprised you didn't try to insist that I really was from Australia.

>> No.1328643

>>1328633
>I'm surprised you didn't try to insist that I really was from Australia
>I'm just part Australian

durrr hurrr

>> No.1328656

>>1328643
Well, you seemed pretty hellbent on proving I was a woman, the other day. Even when i told you I wasn't about 20 times.

>> No.1328666

>>1328656
You can never be too careful.

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>>1328558
Oh for fuck's sake. If the only person in the world who can control a WMD is a child, don't you think they would train said child before he starts to fuck shit up?

>> No.1328918

>>1328553
Shinji's not an otaku. He even listens to Bohemian Rhapsody and possibly other rock rather than JPop.

>> No.1328941

KING OF SHIT, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH CORNDOGS IN STORE?

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They did, but its an expensive program to buy. Your best bet is to learn a little first, cause they just kind of throw you in the mix.

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The bastard's unmotivated. Everyone knows Shinji wants his father to be deredere toward him. Yet he doesn't get what he wants and has nothing to live for.

gg society, look what you've gotten yourself into

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