Eternal Onahole Thread

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Eternal Onahole Thread Anonymous Tue Mar 31 05:46:04 2015 No.13253524 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 07:29:04 2015 No.13253714 File: 72 KB, 184x184, 1426750441916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >lilith utherus and succubus 2D wavy ripple arrive tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 08:54:05 2015 No.13253881 >>13253714 your hand will feel better than the uterus

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 09:07:11 2015 No.13253900

Got a few onaholes a few months back. It was alright in the beginning but honestly I prefer my hand.

Using one is somewhat uncomfortable, and a bit annoying. Especially when I cum inside because it covers my urethra, making it harder to ejaculate.

Should I get a softer onahole like venus real very soft?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 09:28:05 2015 No.13253951 >>13253900 just jerk off and when you are bout to cum stick your onahole on your dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:19:28 2015 No.13254050 File: 31 KB, 350x350, LTD-ETC-00451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My onahole is held by our customs and I need to be there so they can inspect it. Am I in trouble guys? I live in Philippines

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:25:29 2015 No.13254056 >>13254050 Please do not misuse spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:27:00 2015 No.13254060 >>13253881 Uterus has great suction which is hard to mimic with your hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:29:22 2015 No.13254063 File: 64 KB, 1152x514, 1317492129591.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A-anyone tried anal plugs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:30:18 2015 No.13254066 >>13253900 >Especially when I cum inside because it covers my urethra, making it harder to ejaculate I think your dick might be defective, anon. That's supposed to be one of the most pleasant part of fucking an onaho

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:34:03 2015 No.13254074 >>13253900 That's what you get for getting size XS onaholes, you pedophile degenerate motherfucker.

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:36:39 2015 No.13254077

>>13253900

theres hardness vs softness, and there is tightness

you first need to know how you prefer to masturbate and how hard you like to grip. hard or soft onas may feel very different for you (I prefer hard)

Also most onas are made for tiny japanese dicks, a soft loli ona can still rip your dick off if its way too tight

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 12:16:54 2015 No.13254322 >>13254221 >>13254268

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 12:29:56 2015 No.13254359 >>13253881 I've been bullying my dick too much, so I was looking for something really soft

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 12:33:22 2015 No.13254374 >>13254359 FYI anon is teasing you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 12:39:23 2015 No.13254396 File: 77 KB, 600x400, 1427728981417.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13254374 >>13253881

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 12:43:19 2015 No.13254412 >>13254396 Also get yourself a week off, I bet you have Death grip syndrome in less or more advanced stage making your dick very non-sensitive. (especially for soft Uterus) google about DSG

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 13:05:02 2015 No.13254505 >Have money in your bank account fir the first time in a while >>Start browsing NLS every day and checking how much things are with shipping I have a problem.

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 15:25:08 2015 No.13254994

>>13253118
>What's wrong with the Spiral Wave? Spiral Dots doesn't even have a single review.
Well, I can't really say there's much WRONG with it by and large, but the texture is really understated and I found the crosshatching on the spirals annoying with thinner lubes. It's also more of an edging hole which, judging by your other choices, doesn't seem to be what you're after. The dots will provide more simulation and if I were to go back in time I personally would've sprung for the Dots over the Wave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 15:39:16 2015 No.13255041 Is there supposed to be noticeable/prominent vein on your penis? Just noticed it the other day after using my hole

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 15:49:06 2015 No.13255064 >>13255041 Congratulations Anon, you have a doujin penis. How does it feel?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 15:49:29 2015 No.13255065 so where should I go if I want to order some holes to bongland? I don't wanna buy Tenga stuff. >>13255041 I have that, it's like there's a tree on my dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 16:06:33 2015 No.13255132 File: 35 KB, 716x264, thejewdidthis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:00:25 2015 No.13255343 >>13255064 >Having a blocky penis Scary!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:00:59 2015 No.13255938 >>13255132 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XO1ye8pIaw

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:36:50 2015 No.13256051

Calm me strange if you wish but I am really interested in how it looks like when on does it with an onahole, and it is apparently not the most popular video on the Internet. So, if anyone here wants to be a candidate for science... (Someone apparently uploaded a video of himself doing it on /ona/, but he deleted it.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:38:45 2015 No.13256058 >>13256051 On a scale from 1 to 10, how thoroughly did you read the pastebin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:40:46 2015 No.13256066 >>13256058 1... Or maybe 2... Sorry anon please no angry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:43:07 2015 No.13256073 >>13256051 Just out of curiosity, are you a girl or a guy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:45:26 2015 No.13256087 >>13256073 A guy. (grills lol what on the Internet)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 20:01:01 2015 No.13256133 >>13256051 http://xhamster.com/movies/4012709/onahole_busty_ai_chan_and_plush_doll.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 20:01:44 2015 No.13256136 >>13256051 There are hundreds of videos of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 20:02:30 2015 No.13256139 >>13256133 Thank you! (All though I realised the Pastebin had links to videos)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 20:05:08 2015 No.13256151 File: 17 KB, 320x320, 1416859684610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13256133 >these fucking comments

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 21:39:00 2015 No.13256547 New to onaholes here, what would you guys suggest? Considering the basic tenga because cheap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 22:06:46 2015 No.13256663 >>13254063 Haven't tried plugs, but I've tried this http://en-nls.com/pict2-29192-9999?c2=9999 It's okay, but it's a bit big for me so I need to stretch out a bit more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 22:13:45 2015 No.13256706 >>13256547 >On a scale from 1 to 10, how thoroughly did you read the pastebin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 22:16:12 2015 No.13256721 >>13256706 This scale needs negative numbers; I'm sure some people are trolling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 22:16:19 2015 No.13256723 >>13256706 0 forgive my inability to read

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 22:17:38 2015 No.13256735

>>13256723
Don't worry, friend. Tengas are excellent. People are just passive-aggressive here because they can't afford them.

The downside is you have to order 25-40 at a time because they run out quick, especially if you masturbate more than twice a week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 22:41:19 2015 No.13256845 >>13256663 Did you get the black or red one? The Japglish that the red one is specifically made with women in mind, with the DICK and PENIS written about and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 22:43:00 2015 No.13256855 >>13256845 Well, my preference points me to the D, so I kinda chose that. Oh well, I know now, at least.

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 23:21:33 2015 No.13257038
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There were some small spots of mold at the entrance of my cocolo. I tried to peel them off and got most of them. Just a few tiny specks left. Is it fine if I leave them be? I don't want to rip the top of the clitoris off(where it is).

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 23:25:09 2015 No.13257055 File: 2.91 MB, 640x479, 1422382339551.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13257038 Jesus christ. Do you not powder her after using her? Do you even dry her off? Do you just not wash it at all?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 23:29:00 2015 No.13257074 >>13257055 >>13257038 Yeah, that looks pretty disgusting.

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 23:36:50 2015 No.13257100

>>13257038
You need to take better care of your onahole, that looks really bad.

It should still be salvageable. Wash carefully with anti-bacterial soap and warm water, then dry the insides and outsides very well, leave outside to air dry for a couple days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 23:45:52 2015 No.13257136 >>13257100 >that thing >salvagable I wouldn't fuck it with even with a garbage bag on my dick. Well if you want his dick to fall off..

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 23:53:58 2015 No.13257180

>>13257055
I rinse with water pretty thoroughly after using. My method of drying is sticking my dry finger inside and pulling it out then repeat. This has worked for more than two years, until now it seems. Though it has been months since I used my cocolo and I may have forgot to do the finger thing.

>>13257100
What about the specks? I don't have any kind of soap. But I think it's clean from feeling the insides(feels firm, not slippery).

And why does it look so disgusting? The dust outside sticking onto it?

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:16:51 2015 No.13257293

>>13257180
>My method
>may have forgot
>don't have any kind of soap
>think it's clean

Growth doesn't have to be sticky or wet. Get some fucking soap and clean that. Shoving your finger in while there is water introduces more skin sheddings and oils to culminate inside and spread. Get a chopstick, wrap a paper towel, jam it in, squish the hole and rub the towel in, and pull out. If you're gonna finger her at least clean your finger.

>don't have any kind of soap

Do you not bathe? Do you bathe in your filth, stagnant water and dirty rubber butts?

Clean her. Force her to drink 40%+ plain vodka. Dry her. Get some silica gel packs and shove her in an airtight container with those packs. Not that hard to stay clean and dry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 00:18:31 2015 No.13257298 >>13257038 >>13257180 Dude, would you eat moldy food? I also hope you're aware that mold is deeply penetrating and that "ripping off the moldy bits" is not a sanitary way of taking care of mold. If not, then why would you stick your dick in it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:33:14 2015 No.13257585 >>13257038 kind of curious, but what hole is that one? looks pretty good (you know, mold aside)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:42:21 2015 No.13257609 File: 42 KB, 446x373, 1424049620781.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13257585 He says it in the post you braindead gaylord

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:55:50 2015 No.13257654 >>13257609 oh I see it now, guess I didn't read it, thanks you great faglord!

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 02:15:23 2015 No.13257711 [DELETED]

I managed to rid all the spots! Though I had to rip out a fair bit of it.

>>13257293
>introduces more skin sheddings and oils to culminate inside and spread
That might be overthinking it. I might use the paper towel method you mentioned though since my fingers are too short to reach the end.
>Do you not bathe?
Yeah I do. I actually don't use soaps or any kinds of cosmetics as it saves me money. Except lube. I'm not a disgusting person either.

>>13257298
You can just cut off/scoop out the moldy part of food. Sure, it may still have that thin layer of mold on it still but that amount won't be enough to hurt you. Unless your immune system is awful or something.

Thanks guys. Guess I'll post again if something happens.

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 02:16:57 2015 No.13257716
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I managed to rid all the spots! Though I had to rip out a fair bit of it.

>>13257293
>introduces more skin sheddings and oils to culminate inside and spread
That might be overthinking it. I might use the paper towel method you mentioned though since my fingers are too short to reach the end.
>Do you not bathe?
Yeah I do. I actually don't use soaps or any kinds of cosmetics as it saves me money. Except lube. I'm not a disgusting person either.

>>13257298
You can just cut off/scoop out the moldy part of food. Sure, it may still have that thin layer of mold on it still but that amount won't be enough to hurt you. Unless your immune system is awful or something.

Thanks guys. Guess I'll post again if something happens.

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 02:26:09 2015 No.13257754
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I'm not the guy above but I have similar problem with my other hole.

>pic related

How the fuck you can get rid of that shit off from the material? I'm cleaning throughly and good the inside of the interior, killing any bacteria but why there is so much dust and other shit outside?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 02:26:11 2015 No.13257755 File: 407 KB, 1260x1782, 1427073774264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13257716 >Thanks guys. Guess I'll post again if something happens. >implying dead men can use a computer

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Wed Apr 1 02:29:56 2015 No.13257768 File: 88 KB, 2000x2308, toydemon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13255132 What a disgrace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 02:35:12 2015 No.13257783 File: 298 KB, 898x1279, order1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13255132 >prices will never be this low again

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 04:13:17 2015 No.13258177 I didn't even know death grip syndrome was a thing until I got my first ona and it felt like shit now I'm on day 2 of my masturbation ban and my dick physically hurts, I need to stay strong /ona/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 04:16:47 2015 No.13258186 >>13258177 Stay strong, anon! Don't give in to quick gratification and hold on!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 04:34:24 2015 No.13258249 >>13258186 thank you, that means a lot to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 04:54:01 2015 No.13258315 are your legs supposed to tense up as you're getting close to climaxing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 04:55:11 2015 No.13258317 I have many onaholes but I can't stop using my hand. Help me /jp/, sometimes I'm just too lazy to do the entire prep work and clean up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 05:22:31 2015 No.13258379 how durable are onaholes? how long do they lasts when used few times a week?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 05:51:53 2015 No.13258428 >>13258317 You mean the 1 minute to grab and lube your hole and the 2 minutes you need to clean and dry?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 05:56:43 2015 No.13258432 >>13258315 If i edge for long then yes. After release my legs sometimes give away and i need to sit down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 06:07:58 2015 No.13258453 >>13258317 I do the same and I don't think it's a problem. Sometimes I spontaneously use my hand, sometimes I want the hole. I don't think I'm enjoying masturbation any less by doing whatever it is I feel like doing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 07:41:44 2015 No.13258657 >>13258317 Dude get on my level. I've spent hundreds on onaholes and onahole accessories but I still prefer blowing in my collection of girl's underwear. >>13258315 If your body _isn't_ tensing up during orgasm you're doing something wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 07:42:09 2015 No.13258658 >>13257754 Hand soap and scrubbing/scratching with fingernails works for mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 07:43:37 2015 No.13258664 >>13258315 I swear I pulled a muscle a long time ago in my ankle and it still hurts

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:06:28 2015 No.13258869 http://www.amazon.com/Venus-Real-Male-Masturbator-Firmness/dp/B00711FTB6%3FSubscriptionId%3DAKIAICPJENPP7E3S5L4A%26tag%3Dpositivesingl-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3DB00711FTB6 When will it be aviable again ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 09:15:15 2015 No.13258884 I'm trying to do an order from en-nls and it keeps saying "State is not entered" though it was. Any idea what to do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 10:23:54 2015 No.13259043 >>13253524 >rensouhou onahole please tell me this is real battleship shaped onaholes when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:16:18 2015 No.13259172 >>13258884 Maybe you should try entering the fucking state

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:34:34 2015 No.13259227 >>13259172 But i did anon, in every form possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 11:41:06 2015 No.13259245 >>13258884 make an account then try again

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 12:42:37 2015 No.13259366 Good holes without lewd box art?

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 12:54:51 2015 No.13259391

Do any of you masturbate just using vibrations? I've been using those massage vibrator things on my dick since i was 12 and I've only masturbated normally around 20 times, and it's never been even close to as good.
Does anyone else do this? Is getting an onahole worth it? Are there any vibrating onaholes that i can use?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:08:19 2015 No.13259434 >>13259366 Why caring about it ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 13:14:27 2015 No.13259447 >>13259391 >I've been using those massage vibrator things on my dick How does that work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 14:49:54 2015 No.13259667 >>13259366 Anything by Tomax.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 15:58:18 2015 No.13259826 >>13257716 Please screencap this guy and put him in the guide for an bad example how you do NOT treat your onahole(bonus points for subhuman). Counts twice for fucking 10k yen cocolo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 15:58:58 2015 No.13259829 How the fuck are you meant to fuck the mouth of truth? Jesus Christ it just gave me a circumcision.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 16:01:19 2015 No.13259836 >>13259829 Its simple, go to dentist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 16:01:33 2015 No.13259837 >>13259829 we have this question every threat, rip the teeth out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 17:39:57 2015 No.13260052 >>13259667 they have that new idol ona with the Dieselmine / Johnny box art, it includes a game I tried it, its really tight and the game is fun

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 17:54:29 2015 No.13260101 File: 48 KB, 320x331, 1315705805581.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13257038 This makes me angry because my Cocolo is my single favorite toy and you treat yours like absolute shit.

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Wed Apr 1 18:19:55 2015 No.13260193 >>13259826 It is a great example of what not to do. Adding

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 18:35:00 2015 No.13260231 >>13260052 Can we get qa full review? I'm torn between the Venus Real and that new one, which seems to be a straight poor man's Venus Real with a bit of suction.

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 18:35:57 2015 No.13260235

>>13257716
>I actually don't use soaps or any kinds of cosmetics as it saves me money

So you can buy a 10k cocolo and mistreat her? You're fucking scum, I hope your dick rots, get infested with maggots and eaten from the inside out and you die from gangrene, while your cocolo looks on at your dying corpse from her shelf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 18:36:32 2015 No.13260239 >>13260052 >>13260231 ermm excuse me but what are you both talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 18:39:02 2015 No.13260245 >>13260235 Well said.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 18:42:52 2015 No.13260260 >>13260239 This one: http://www.hotpowers.jp/goods/1-1627.html?_ga=1.154833215.605387913.1419810569

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 18:46:34 2015 No.13260273 >>13260235 I seriously don't understand how saving $1 by not buying a 3 month supply of soap can put a dent in anyone's budget.

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 18:46:42 2015 No.13260274
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Alright

first impressions of succubus 2D wavy ripple (in hard) and the lilith utherus (in soft)

Wavy Ripple:

It's one of those more intensive holes were stroking after/during the climax is mentally unbearable, though not quite as intensive as my ToysHeart Transfer Student (pic)

It's probably going to replace all of my other intensive / tight holes and it looks very much more durable than the average hole, but it's not the perfect be-all and end-all onahole as some reviews claim

I challenge any anon to last more than 5 minutes. I'm actually worried about using it too much since it might dull my benis
Looks very durable, cleaning is a bit tricky since it's tight, but doable without flipping it.

While I'm at it, Tomax claims that flipping their holes is completely harmless. That true?

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 18:51:01 2015 No.13260293

>>13260274
>Tomax claims that flipping their holes is completely harmless. That true?
Its true, but this apply probably only to smaller or mid sized toys. (Succubus, Lilith)
>>13260260
Its Tomax new toy? Looks like concept of Lilith with tightness and being compact of Succubus at lower price tag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:01:03 2015 No.13260329 >>13260293 Yeah, it certainly looks interesting, but I haven't seen many reviews yet and it hasn't dropped on any of my gaijin friendly websites yet so I'm not terribly motivated to go grab it straight away.

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:02:36 2015 No.13260337
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>>13260274
>Lilith Utherus in Soft

Not sure how to describe this one. It's soft. Very soft actually.
I was worried that it'd be too soft to feel good, but I was wrong, holy shit

Feels very natural (>implying I'd know), perfect for edging, but still intensive enough for a quicky if that's what you're after if used with little lube (not like you need much for this one to begin with).

Your dick doesn't feel like it's being bullied, but it still feels very stimulating. Stroking during climax is just on the edge of being 'too much' like tighter holes, it's great. It's like fucking a vagina shaped cloud with a rough uneven surface

Can be very easily cleaned without flipping

Seriously I just can't express how much I like this one, it's probably going to be my new favourite hole.

Fuck, guess I'll have to get a Venus, too. How does the Venus Real compare to the Lilith Uterus?

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:08:58 2015 No.13260353

>>13260337
You are doing here a small miscalculation anon.

Venus Real (or any other version of Venus) is an onahole made for hands free experience, its thick and heavy and by using more "material" it costs a bit more.

Lilith have the same material as Venus, with pretty much the same organic texture inside and extra chamber with dots to tease you as little sweet on tip of your penis. Excellent for inserting inside the doll because of medium size or just for using it with hand as a stroker.

Succubus is pretty much a compact onahole for travel I suppose that feature very high stimulation and intensity.

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:14:47 2015 No.13260379

>>13260353
Oh I see, thanks anon, you just saved me from wasting a lot of money

And to onahole newfags like me, seriously, get something from Tomax even if you have to buy from an absolute jew like Omochadreams

Paying 40 yurops for the lilith was absolutely worth it. Could've saved so much money if I had just bought that one instead of a bunch of ToysHeart / MagicEyes stuff that is now being replaced by that single hole

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:19:39 2015 No.13260398

>>13260337
I'm the anon in the video posted above. I own thirty holes and hips, but the one I use more than any other is lilith uterus soft. If you own a doll, the Venus real soft is a nice complementary hole with extra thickness, and it probably feels a bit more realistic. But really, I can't recommend the uterus soft highly enough. Glad you enjoy yours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:21:26 2015 No.13260403 >only use water based lube >Oil-based lube might damage your hole What about soap? Soap usually includes a bunch of different oils

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:22:04 2015 No.13260405 >>13259829 You probably aren't using enough lube.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:24:03 2015 No.13260409 Lilith Uterus have probably one very own issue... Soft or Regular. Its tearing my apart >whynotboth.webm I would get both if I had 2 dicks attached simultaneously..

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:25:04 2015 No.13260411 >>13260403 No, don't do that. Water based lube is the only way to go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:26:04 2015 No.13260415 >>13260411 I was referring to cleaning it I assume most anons clean their holes with soap, and a lot of soap usually contains oliveoil or some plant-based oils

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:30:27 2015 No.13260435 >>13260409 The uterus is relatively inexpensive, you could just get both.

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:32:41 2015 No.13260443 [SPOILER]

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>>13260231

I'm not that knowledgeable about onas, but here is just my opinion about it, don't take it as an informed opinion.

Its about 14cm long, and gripped on me a lot harder than what I had before, the Lilith uterus regular, especially when you push your dick in all the way. It was actually a bit painful for me to go in deep due to the small girth, and I hit the ceiling fairly quickly (I'm about 18cm erect), but they made the area around the entrance extra tight which seems to be the only thing (no bumps or anything), so I generally just fucked that part. There's a hymen the first time you use it, its a little gimmick and it breaks well, but make sure you apply your lube through the two little holes well when you use it for the first time.

There's basically two versions: one with, and one without the game. The game costs about 700 yen extra I think (you get a download coupon included with limited time to get a few copies), and I thought it was definitely fun. It is made by the software company Dieselmine, and the art is by Johnny (his doujin circles are called Avion Village and From Scratch). The game is a short length nukige with about 6 or so cg scenes where you ask the idol on the box to develop an ona with you.

I can't read Japanese but I was able to get a machine translation hook through ITH, and then running it with chii-trans.

I would say that the hole isn't anything really special compared to the TOMAX holes already on the market, but the combination of fucking the hymen hole while playing the included game, fantasizing its the pussy of the girl you just deflowered on the screen is a pretty good experience. Overall its still decent hole, but maybe not if you have a larger penis.

Here's a doujin cover drawn by Johnny I really like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:37:25 2015 No.13260462 >>13260403 >>13260415 Any ideas? I just cleaned my hole with a natural soap that contains oliveoil Did I ruin it? I imagine that natural oil is a pretty good breeding ground for bacteria, too

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:40:02 2015 No.13260473 >>13260462 You should be fine as long as you rinse it out with lots of warm water till the insides don't feel slippery anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:48:36 2015 No.13260492 >>13259837 Bur wait, what is the point of even having the teeth there then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:03:25 2015 No.13260524 Are air bubbles a common thing? I have some new onaholes and I noticed these bulging air bubbles coming from the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:38:05 2015 No.13260636 >>13260524 Don't thrust too deep and hard if you're long.

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:48:18 2015 No.13260687
File: 40 KB, 420x294, MjAxMy0yYjU3OTU5NWU1NWY2MDU1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Just put on a cock ring

Now I can't feel my cock

You know when you stand up after sitting in a fucked up way for too long and you're numb from the ankle down?

That's me, except for my penis. I can't feel it, it just feels like there's something tugging on me from my scrotum

I can not afford going to the doctor

Just what the fuck do I do now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:50:37 2015 No.13260694 >>13260687 Pray to god you didn't damage the nerve and hope it returns to normal

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:55:33 2015 No.13260714 >>13260687 If a nerve has been cut off from oxygen for too long it can take days to months to recover

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:57:40 2015 No.13260721 >>13260687 Hope you didn't traumatize your dick for good. This is why you shouldn't use weird shit, or use them without proper knowledge and research.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:58:42 2015 No.13260723 >>13260687 >cock ring You deserved it

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:59:36 2015 No.13260725

Alright so last thread
over at
>>13236171
I had a post detailing a few new holes I was going to buy.
As a Canadian, they came in fine and all, I made sure I wanted the box art removed and etc.
However, someone here wanted me to review on Bunny Girl and Wild Animal.
So here they are. I just got them today, so these are more like first impressions, but I hope it helps you in your decision making.
pastebin.com/zJaekJC5

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:59:57 2015 No.13260726 File: 191 KB, 1197x1077, 1426444263581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13260723 Nobody deserves a numb dick anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 21:00:29 2015 No.13260728 >>13260687 Why would you need a cock ring if you have /gif/ /d/ and /h/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 21:06:29 2015 No.13260746 >>13260726 I'll give u a numb dick, fucboi

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 21:09:59 2015 No.13260762 File: 65 KB, 800x473, 1427386387999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13260746 :3

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 21:22:27 2015 No.13260824 My fucking lolinco smells of dead buzzers and rotten bananas

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 21:23:47 2015 No.13260828 >>13260443 I see, thanks for the input. Aside from the tightness though, how was the sensation?

Anonymous Wed Apr 1 21:30:05 2015 No.13260857

>>13260828

I read a few reviews online before I bought it, the consensus seems to be that the hole is good TOMAX quality, but that the usual TOMAX holes tend to feel a bit better. It's trying to simulate a bit of a virgin experience with its tightness, I guess.

But yeah I think the point of the product is to give you the novelty of a game experience and while using the ona. You sort of grow more attached to it when you meet the girl in the game and realize its her supposed to be her pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 22:32:26 2015 No.13261068 >>13260725 Thanks for the review! I have to say, I am a bit disappointed in those holes. I might be expecting too much, too. Seeing, smelling, and tasting your seed and lube after a session is so erotic!

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 00:03:01 2015 No.13261403
File: 40 KB, 1002x668, soft.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13260337

This is anon from:

>>13243425
>>13246194

Thats really awesome to hear, I have a few questions tho and I would really appreciate it if you could try to answer some of them for me.

1) Can you feel the texture of the Lilith or its more marsh-mellow feel of the walls that are hugging you? (semi swallow effect as other may call it)
2) Can you touch with tip of your cock the cervix of the womb? Can you feel it with Soft version?
3) Stickiness wise of the external material, in scale 1 out of 10 whats your score after clean up, drying and next use?
4) For how long have you lasted while using Lilith?
BONUS) Any issues with suction effect?

I know what I can expect from normal firmness but I have no clue what Soft can feel like (lets say that from other reviews who have Regular version, they compared to toys that I have; or had)

So I will lurk for a bit longer...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 00:25:08 2015 No.13261479 >>13258869 I'd like to know as well. If they don't ever restock then how's the Venus Real in Regular as my first hole?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 00:28:15 2015 No.13261488 So I was thinking of getting the Secret Twin Tales, but I noticed its only 5.9 Inches long. What are some larger sized onaholes that won't break my wallet as a first time buyer?

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Thu Apr 2 00:46:24 2015 No.13261563 >>13261479 Go with an R20 or a Meiki Wet Shin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 01:16:20 2015 No.13261652 >>13261488 The guide.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 01:47:00 2015 No.13261738 The guide only mentions that NLS doesn't stock TOMAX items but seems that Hotpowers doesn't either? Or am I just retarded?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 01:48:45 2015 No.13261746 >>13261563 meant reply to >>13261488

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 02:01:29 2015 No.13261793

>>13261738
You're only a little retarded. I linked a Tomax hole earlier, but even using what you'd think would be good terms I didn't turn up anything else. Could be they're out of stock, could be the Hotpowers site is being stupid. The latter wouldn't surprise me since the site doesn't feel well designed. Anyway, try scouring the archive for a direct link.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 02:40:03 2015 No.13261903 >>13261746 If that's the case then I should continue to wait to see if the Venus Real Soft will restock? The pastebin seemed to shill it pretty hard, as well as the Onatsuyu lube.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 02:42:48 2015 No.13261914 >>13261903 Its shilled because its good, no other reason. If you really want a new hole then settle for something else, otherwise wait.

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 03:30:28 2015 No.13262047
File: 1.60 MB, 1280x720, maximum shitposting.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13261914
So just past the lips of my Venus Real HARD I'm starting to see some tears and a "bubbly" look. Could it be from filpping it inside out to clean too many times? Or maybe when I powder it it's not dry enough and it mixes with the water or something

pls respond

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 03:31:28 2015 No.13262051 >>13262047 oops didn't mean to reply to that

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 03:36:12 2015 No.13262065 >>13253881 Nah, if you think that then you're too used to having intense pressure to get off. Ever since I got my Lilith Uterus and Venus Real and used them hands-free, I've never used my hand nor do I have any desire to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 04:06:02 2015 No.13262143 What do you think of this, Anons? http://www.vulva-original.com/shop-en.htm It's not nipponese and is expensive, but I've heard lackluster things about the vaginal scent products on nls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 04:08:51 2015 No.13262150 >>13262143 theres nothing erotic about the smell of a real vagina imo

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 04:17:58 2015 No.13262164 Isn't there some solution you can just stick into the onahole and just fall asleep without worrying about my onahole turning into a slime girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 04:32:29 2015 No.13262193 >>13262164 Water would probably work. Just put it under a faucet and use soap! No slime tomorrow. Clean your onahole after every use, baka! Do you want an infection?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 04:34:07 2015 No.13262196 >>13262164 You could use Finish and Sleep lotion but many anons report it smells weird and it gets sticky pretty quickly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 04:36:42 2015 No.13262198 File: 209 KB, 1934x1253, 1427963802916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13262143 mmh

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 04:36:43 2015 No.13262199

>>13262193
You're quick to assume.
Because I'm thoroughly clean the chore of washing, scrubbing, drying Putting panties back on the hip ruins my at peace mood when i'm done.
water wouldn't work either, bacteria thrives on water thus jock itch; which was quite unpleasant for the while I had it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 04:41:02 2015 No.13262208 >>13262198 average /jp/ user

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 04:50:10 2015 No.13262229

>>13262164
Not that I know of. Shit just happens with the semen/sperm concoction because of temperature and the pH level. Unless you can find a magic formula that doesn't dry up over a period of around 8 hours, and doesn't kill the onaho, slows down the degradation and drying of semen/sperm and is safe for prolonged contact with the body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 04:57:34 2015 No.13262241 >>13262150 What does a vagina smell like? Wouldn't it vary from person to person?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 05:00:02 2015 No.13262247 File: 125 KB, 1160x905, masta.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 11 page Onahole Manual in PDF for all newfags, it may come in handy. http://docdroid(d-o-t)net/wa5l

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 05:03:51 2015 No.13262252 >>13260260 Is that a hymen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 05:05:15 2015 No.13262255 >>13262252 yep, you can be first to take her virginity

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 05:05:40 2015 No.13262257 >>13262241 Only the finest vaginas nose-picked by a team of smoking German hipsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 05:09:08 2015 No.13262264 >>13262255 Looks irritating after you break it don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 07:21:08 2015 No.13262538 File: 5 KB, 284x284, jEx0m.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my onahole is leaking cum from its neck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 09:43:17 2015 No.13262777 >>13262264 it actually vanishes entirely after you break it, there was a little bit on the side left for me and I could pluck it off easily

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 10:43:07 2015 No.13262927 Why would anyone get the Puni DX over the Cocolo? The insides are bland as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 12:15:07 2015 No.13263097 >>13262247 >>13262247 we have a guide faggot, also if you post links then leave a space so they don't turn into hotlinks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 12:21:58 2015 No.13263124 >>13262198 tru hipster

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:24:34 2015 No.13263315 >>13262047 What anime is that from?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:26:26 2015 No.13263322 >>13263315 Best girl in Amagami Brilliant Park.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:47:47 2015 No.13263390 >>13262247 >korea

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 13:48:33 2015 No.13263393 File: 186 KB, 700x990, 14556328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So the inner layer on my onahole came loose and I want to repair it. How do I know it contains phthalates?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 15:32:27 2015 No.13263707 >>13260274 What does "flipping" mean in this context?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 15:34:34 2015 No.13263716 >>13263707 Flipping has always meant flipping inside-out.

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 15:37:44 2015 No.13263726

Question - I have a Tenga Spiral, and I find it's pretty good.

I've only ever tried a more "themed" onahole once before; it was when I lived in Japan. The two I bought in Akiba were too small; they honestly hurt to use, so I threw them away.

How do some of these ones you anons are talking about compare to something like the Tenga Spiral?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 15:52:07 2015 No.13263763 >>13263726 >lived in glorious pussyjuice and breastmilk land >bought 2 onaholes and threw them away >;_; tenga is shit tier btw

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 15:56:10 2015 No.13263776 >>13263763 Seriously, they were just too small. This isn't even a "man I got such a big dick" or any shit like that, I'm average at best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 16:05:37 2015 No.13263803 >>13263776 how many inch/cm? You can tell me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 16:26:20 2015 No.13263865 >>13263803 7.5" at full mast

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 16:29:56 2015 No.13263882 >>13263865 That's pretty big, I'm only 4.5 inches max.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 16:30:12 2015 No.13263883 >>13263865 Where do you live that 7.5" is "average at best"? You're full of shit, pal

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 16:33:25 2015 No.13263892 >>13263883 >being this insecure

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 16:33:44 2015 No.13263894 >>13263883 He's from NeoAfrica 2115

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 16:36:30 2015 No.13263905 >>13263892 Who are you even quoting, anon?

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 16:41:14 2015 No.13263919

http://onahole.org

new pastebin is here. has everything from the previous pastebin and more

also rjob, i can make you editor so you can help contribute since most of it is recycled from the current pastebin, minus the toucans and excessive swearing. not sure if you can deal with my horrible code though.

let me know what you guys think

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 16:46:34 2015 No.13263938 >>13263883 UK. To be fair, 7.5" is like, just before getting to have sex after 3 weeks of nofap. Commonly it's closer to 6.5", much shorter and I'm pushing rope

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 16:55:51 2015 No.13263983 [DELETED]

>>13263938
wow guy, im also 7"-7,5"
How did you happen to live in nippon anyway? why did you leave?
>>13263919
minus the toucans and excessive swearing.
what the fuck is this newfag doing here?
What the fuck is going on.
so many guesstions. This is 4chan you know?

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 17:00:01 2015 No.13263999

>>13263938
wow guy, im also 7"-7,5"
How did you happen to live in nippon anyway? why did you leave?
>>13263919
>minus the toucans and excessive swearing.
what the fuck is this newfag doing here?
What the fuck is going on.
Going out of /ona/ into the wide archives of the internet could make some people come to our supersecretplasticpussy-club. I don't want some western hipster in my /ona/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 17:28:43 2015 No.13264131 File: 7 KB, 225x225, 1427073209457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >used the same onahole close to 100 times since october

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 17:33:53 2015 No.13264148 File: 11 KB, 225x225, 1428010123812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I'm always using my sister

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 17:48:17 2015 No.13264207 The entrance of my VA Admission got torn a bit. Does that happen with normal use?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 17:50:54 2015 No.13264215 >>13264148 nama onaholes are the best <3

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 17:58:14 2015 No.13264237 >>13264207 Just be gentle with it and use more lube to reduce friction at the entrance if necessary, small tears might happen if you are particularly girthy but as long as you don't continue to be too rough with it, it should last for a lot longer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 19:42:13 2015 No.13264656 >leave onahole warmer in magic eyes monster chimera for a while >entrance to onahole hot >the rest still luke warm at best is this average?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:11:38 2015 No.13264763 Does anyone have some reviews for the Gold Moeten? I'm still doubting between it and the Venus real. I'm looking for a durable hole meant for slightly digger bicks. Being from Europe the Venus is quite expensive to import...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:33:48 2015 No.13264826 >>13264656 There's a reason why only a handful of people use the warmer. It takes forever and the result is pretty shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:37:17 2015 No.13264845 >>13264826 >forever That's not half an hour. >>13264656 Run it on a 5V 1Amp wall charger. 0.5A a shit. 0.7A also a shit.

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:45:47 2015 No.13264881

>>13264845
It is forever, considering the alternative of submerging your hole in hot water takes only about 30 secs. You also don't run the risk of melting parts of your onahole and you don't need to pay for a product.

I honestly do not understand why people even buy these.

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:52:35 2015 No.13264914

The fucking warmer argument goes the same every time. It's even worse than customs shit.

Does it take 10 minutes or 10 hours to warm up?
Does the warmth last for 10 seconds or 10 minutes?
Does it immediately melt your hole or is it completely safe?

For fuck's sake, it should not be hard to figure out that it all depends on the temperature of your hole without any warming.

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:10:25 2015 No.13265003

>>13264914
I think the real main thing about the warmer that people don't consider are two things
material thickness and contact surface area.

for instance, to properly warm the lilith uterus, you need to get the warmer vacuumed in there, so that it properly contacts all internal surfaces it can, otherwise it's not gonna warm shit, radiation is shitty compared to conduction.

this is also why water warming is 100% effective, water is contacting ALL surfaces of the onahole.

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:28:22 2015 No.13265096

>>13264881
>forever

>melting
I don't think you understand tpe.

>risk
Water has a higher specific heat compared to the average thermoset, and submersion results in a larger surface area resulting in a faster heat transfer. While I agree that it may be much quicker to submerge the hole in warm water, the convenience of having a warmer and just plugging it in while the onahole is dry may appeal to others such as myself. If you're anal about detail, heating water to get considerable results takes much more energy than heating plastic and a metal film or resistor. While it is quicker for water to heat up the hole, it is quicker for it to damage it. Fast changes in temperature may result in polymeric bonds to be broken, depending on what material, how fast of a temperature change, and to what temperature.

For whatever heat related dangers you're concerned with, if your hole is exposed to air and room temp is around 19C, I doubt much damage will be done with a warmer running at 5V 0.5A for more than an hour, provided the entire warmer is in contact with the innards. Warmers are rated for usb usage, and that wattage is low. While I agree that the heat transfer rate in wattage for water is higher than for the warmer, the warmer can have a variable power output provided it doesn't asplode.

>100% effective
Drop the percentage and I would agree. Too many variables are on both sides of the argument, most of them common.

It's preference, and, well, subject to opinion, depending on the user.

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:44:19 2015 No.13265145

>>13265096
For water to damage your onahole, you'd have to submerge it in boiling water and that's a whole other level of retarded. Most people just use hot water from a faucet. It's anecdotal evidence, but I've been doing this to mine for nearly 2 years and I've yet to damage any of my holes, unlike many USB warmer users who have posted about melting on /ona/.

It's personal preference, but that doesn't stop one option from being superior in every way to the other. I've yet to hear a single thing that the warmer could do more efficiently than hot water.

>Drop the percentage and I would agree
You're quoting the wrong guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:45:07 2015 No.13265149 Hey, one of my onaholes take 2 weeks to dry, is that normal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:47:17 2015 No.13265154 >>13265149 Do you even dry the insides and outsides with a microfiber cloth?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:52:48 2015 No.13265175 >>13265149 That sounds like a nice disaster in the making >>13257754

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:45:56 2015 No.13265378

>>13265145
You don't need water to be boiling for damage. Glass transition for your average polymer is at around 68C, maybe even less for one that has a low elastic modulus. As for efficiency, a small tub of warmed water takes more energy to heat up than a warmer. It's efficient energy-wise, but the cost savings are so minimal you'll have to do it almost everyday for a long time to get results. Because it's preference, I really don't think "superior" is the right word. That's like telling 191fags to get a G17 because it's more efficient, but that's the different topic.

Like I said, too many variables between holes, users and the environment to discern which one is better. Warmer wattage in heating is constant, while water heating wattage reduces with hole temperature over time as per law of cooling, or in this case, heating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:48:13 2015 No.13265386 NLS keeps telling me that I haven't entered my state in my shipping information when I have. What's going on?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:50:30 2015 No.13265394 >>13265386 clear your cache

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:52:12 2015 No.13265399 >>13265394 I did. It's still telling me "State is not entered" Do I spell out the state or do I just put the initials? I don't understand what it's looking for.

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 23:07:03 2015 No.13265444
File: 1.44 MB, 450x472, 1424848876865.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Just gave my cousin an onahole and his entire room smells of raw, pure unfiltered semen.

In fact, the entire upper floor smells like it.

What the fuck is this little shit doing? Cumming on the air conditioner?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 23:10:30 2015 No.13265452 >>13259447 I don't know, I just kind of place it there, find some material to masturbate to and then just kind of let it take me for a ride. It's nice because it's hand free so i can just browse like normal

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 23:14:50 2015 No.13265460

>>13265145
I switched from water to the warmer because I like being able to just roll over and stick my dick in a steaming hot pussy like my mango doojins, water is good for what it is but by the time i dry it & get settled in it's more warm than hot. Not a huge deal, just what i prefer.

>>13264763
Gold Moeten is one of my personal favs, that being said, how much more expensive is the Venus to import? I own a Venus Clone Very Soft and I enjoy it just about equally. I'd probably say it's safer to get the Venus actually since I'm like, the only person here I've ever seen *love* the Gold Moeten, while almost everyone that gets one of the big tomax holes loves them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 23:26:50 2015 No.13265486 >>13263919 >no toucans REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 23:26:59 2015 No.13265487 >>13265444 Are you close with your cousin, or something? I mean, why would you admit that you have one in your possession, let alone give it to someone?

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Thu Apr 2 23:29:02 2015 No.13265497 >>13263919 I'm in m8. hit me up at my email provided in the paste.

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 23:48:07 2015 No.13265556

>>13263919
Looks good. A few fixes for hotlinking(is that the proper term? Kinda like the blue links in wikipedia articles. I think it'll look better. Do you think you can try and embed the videos, much like how YT links are shown here? It'll be handy, sure, but I don't know how that'll turn out for site traffic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 23:54:27 2015 No.13265577 >>13265444 are you a girl please respond

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 00:12:30 2015 No.13265648

>>13265497
sent. thanks again!
>>13265556
i was originally going to do embedded videos but the players would often break or show some weird resolution. i didn't want to do youtube because anons would have to upload their video to youtube first and then point the link to me. this method doesn't look pretty but it works fine.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 00:13:46 2015 No.13265655

Starting to use an ona really changed my life, I'm serious. I used to just jerk it 24/7, and then spend the rest of the time archiving more and more porn that could actually get me off because my dick was numb .

I decided to stop using my hand altogether, and use the ona in moderation for when I only genuinely feel horny instead of just death gripping because I'm bored. I already feel much better after like a week or so, and spend the huge amount of time I spent on porn on much more fulfilling things.

sorry for blog post

Australian guy Fri Apr 3 00:22:06 2015 No.13265691

>>13265487

I bought my little brother a Roa for his birthday one year. Didn't tell him what it was and he unboxed it in front of our entire family including two ~10 year old girls and a 12 year old boy. Shit was mad jokes.

>>13265444

You might not be aware since you're used to your own smell but semen fucking reeks and literally anyone else who goes near it will be able to smell it, family and friends included.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 00:27:41 2015 No.13265719 File: 12 KB, 389x218, solo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you think about soloflesh? Its cheap hip and coming in ebony color.

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Fri Apr 3 00:31:24 2015 No.13265746 >>13265719 no no no no no no no. Thats the one that you need to fill with water. Fuck that. Imagine it popping.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 00:48:46 2015 No.13265848

>>13265648
Oh I didn't mean upload to youtube. Whatever works for you, man. Have you tried embedding a flash file that links directly to the video? I don't understand html, css or swf, but I'm sure it can be done. Even old flashes back in 2005 could play while buffering. Not sure though.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 00:54:25 2015 No.13265885

>>13265719
TripleXbranded reviews did a pretty scathing review for it, it's basically the worst fucking thing you can spend money on

the inside is entirely hollow, the tunnel is incredibly thin and completely textureless, filling it is a pain and emptying it is a pain.

overall it's the worst thing since tamatoys, if not worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 01:11:25 2015 No.13265961 >>13265691 Damn man. Now people think he's a loser AND he knows about onaholes. He's well on his way to become a neet!

>>	Australian guy Fri Apr 3 01:16:38 2015 No.13265981 >>13265961 >implying he wasn't one already Kid lives in one room of my house and is on literal autismbux.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 01:37:20 2015 No.13266056 >>13265691 that...that sounds awful. like, god damn I'm pretty sure I would've punched whoever got me that if I knew who it was. that's a gift you give in private, especially considering it was a Roa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 03:18:47 2015 No.13266423 >went to an adult shop to get a babby's first toy tenga >blond punk looking grill working the register >look around, get cold feet and leave /blog

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 03:21:15 2015 No.13266429 >>13266423 Well at least being a pussy saved you from buying a Tenga. You should've tried talking to someone or something to get used to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 03:26:24 2015 No.13266441 >>13266423 >cold feet What does it mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 03:36:04 2015 No.13266476 >>13266441 if someone tries to look at you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO GOOD! It's your body; no one has the right to look at you if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First, you say 'NO!' Then, you get outta there!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 03:57:19 2015 No.13266551 ive recently purchased a few onaholes but they end up hurting my dick afterwards everytime from being too tight. any recommendations? if it matters7" dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 03:58:58 2015 No.13266560 >>13266551 >Complain about tightness >Provide length Helpful. How about measuring girth next?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 04:36:46 2015 No.13266653 >>13266476 thanks sanic

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:12:36 2015 No.13267141 Anyone here use one of these? They worth getting? http://en-nls.com/pict1-38621?c2=9999

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:24:08 2015 No.13267169 Do JSS repackage the order and use their own box, or do they just forward the order as-is? Sorry if dumb question.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:39:04 2015 No.13267192 File: 41 KB, 759x699, ona.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okay, so pic related is what I'm gonna be ordering. I'm not sure if I want the hard or soft of GITB though.

>>	Australian guy Fri Apr 3 09:41:07 2015 No.13267195 >>13267141 Would you put something that shape in your butt? No? Looks like a good way to tear your onahole's delicate insides. Only one way to find out for sure though, and then review it for onahole.org.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:43:06 2015 No.13267198 >>13267195 Okay, guess I'll add it to the order. For science. Anyway, as I said in >>13267192 I'm not sure if I want gitb in hard or soft. Since you seem to be the senpai in this thread, any advice?

Australian guy Fri Apr 3 09:52:38 2015 No.13267213

>>13267198

Well mine is in soft and I quite enjoy it. It lets me last longer and enjoy my sessions more since I was a pretty bad three pump chump when I first got into this hobby, what with being a wizard and all.

I am however interested in getting a hard version when work picks up a bit and I can afford it. I want to find out exactly how hard "hard" actually is.

Which one is best for you is difficult to say. It's for you to decide whether you want soft and gentle or (relatively) hard and intense.

Do you have deathgrip or P.E?

Also I'd recommend you try that spreader thing on a cheapo hole first, don't want it destroying your $50 lump of rubber vagina.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:56:01 2015 No.13267217

>>13267213
Sadly, I'm trying (and failing) to cure my deathgrip. Maybe I should get a soft and practice with that? I also have no problems with session length. The worst is when I last upwards of an hour.
And I was thinking of using the spreader for my lolinco since she's already broken her hymen ring (I was a bad husband to her), test it out with her.

Australian guy Fri Apr 3 10:04:57 2015 No.13267240

>>13267217

Dude it sounds to me like you'd probably be better off with a hard. When you're spending that much money, having a hole you need to force yourself to train in might end up sucking a load of dicks.

Buy the one you are happy to just blow a load in without caring about how long you last or whatever. The other holes can help you with that when you feel the need to improve it.

Also, did you enjoy Lolinco? Too intense, just right or not intense enough?

I'm just guessing here, but I imagine GitB hard would probably be comparable in intensity to Lolinco.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 10:08:50 2015 No.13267247

>>13267240
The lolinco was excellent. She was just right tightness at the entrance. Rubbing the tip right in there was my favourite part. Sadly, during and intense session, I broke the ring by thrusting at it too hard and it split. She's still fun to use, but has started deteriorating since then.

I may have worn out my VAA rather quick as well. She was tight enough to pop off my dick, but now she just slowly slides off. I've got to learn to be more gentle.

I do have the few extra dollars to pop onto the hard version. I guess I should go with that.

>>	Australian guy Fri Apr 3 10:12:08 2015 No.13267253 >>13267247 Yeah and let me know how it compares in hardness to Lolinco so I can decide if it's worth forgoing electricity for a month to buy it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 10:14:18 2015 No.13267256 >>13267253 Will do, my Australian brother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 10:15:06 2015 No.13267259 >>13267192 Hard version is the better one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 10:42:04 2015 No.13267347 Is anyone with a Rina around? Is the underside supposed to be so thin or did I get a bad one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 10:47:01 2015 No.13267361 >>13267347 That's a pretty common issue. My rina also has a poorly aligned tunnel, but it doesn't really affect the performance in my case.

>>	Australian guy Fri Apr 3 10:51:34 2015 No.13267381 File: 13 KB, 290x220, 1_1355291279_6_Mcz75.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13267347 How thin are you talking? Because the underside does get a bit thinner halfway down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 11:19:06 2015 No.13267484 >>13267381 Pretty thin, I can feel a big difference when I press the underside with my fingers. I can pretty much feel the tunnel.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 12:18:32 2015 No.13267717

>>13267347
>>13267381

I had the Roa and its the only hole I have destroyed so far. My dick eventually pushed through the back from use, but it lasted a good 50 uses or so probably. It also has a more curved tunnel so the back was even weaker. I thought about getting rina to replace it expecting it to last longer, but have other loli holes I am good with for now.

It was annoying though, when bottoming out thrusting I usually pushed out the side instead of the back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 12:47:21 2015 No.13267842 Anybody know a decent bag that's big enough to hold a Venus onahole? The one featured in the pastebin says it can't fit them in?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:01:59 2015 No.13267884 File: 71 KB, 464x523, 1342359122438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i had a tenga flip for a while but i got rid of that but today arrived my first actual onahole went with the lolinco from magic eyes it's fucking wonderful

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:07:26 2015 No.13267900 >>13267884 have fun my fellow degenerate. And please clean it properly or /ona/ will stretch out your anus until it bleeds.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:08:52 2015 No.13267906

>>13267900
I actually just came on /ona/ to check up on the pastebin to make sure I was about to go clean it properly.
Is a light hand soap recommended or is just warm water okay? I don't have any specialty soaps for it but I have a decent soap I keep by my bathroom sink I was thinking of trying

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:21:26 2015 No.13267935 >>13267906 Anti-bacterial hand soap I what we generally recommend. Some will recommend avoiding triclosan, but whatever you have available is probably okay. Do remember to only use water based lubes though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:24:34 2015 No.13267945 >>13267935 Yeah, I still have alot of a tenga brand water-based lube that's okay to use. Nothing fancy but i have a lot of it and no real reason to get anything else because poor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:29:09 2015 No.13267957 >>13267945 It'll work. I seem to remember liking the Real stuff back when anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:42:37 2015 No.13268000 >>13254050 if that's your onahole in the pic you shouldn't be

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:46:59 2015 No.13268012 >>13260687 >Just what the fuck do I do now? take off the cock ring

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:54:57 2015 No.13268031

>>13267957
reporting back. just cleaned it and dried it with how it said to do it in the pastebin and it worked just fine. Glad there are already experts on this bullshit.

It's just nice having an onahole even though I'm a completely functional normalfag with a job and college classes. Fuck having a girlfriend for that shit that just takes up too much time and money.
sorry for being a normalfag and blogging believe me I barely post on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 14:00:11 2015 No.13268042 >>13268012 good idea

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 14:09:22 2015 No.13268056 >>13268031 >sorry for being a normalfag and blogging If you were sorry and realized you were normalfag blogging in the same post you apologized in you wouldn't have posted that part to begin with. Just drop it entirely next time, okay?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 14:11:45 2015 No.13268059 >>13267842 My venus clone fits in a medium toybag just fine. You just have to be careful when you zip it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 14:12:03 2015 No.13268060 >>13268031 >sorry I'm posting shit >proceeds to post shit end your life

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 15:06:12 2015 No.13268231 >>13268031 >>13268056 >>13268060 there are plenty more nomalfags inc. if rjob realy approves of the /ona/ webpage. Lube your anus guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 15:53:55 2015 No.13268378 what would be a good option for lazy people that want something easy to clean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 15:56:13 2015 No.13268385 >>13268378 a flipable hole. lurk moar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 16:15:11 2015 No.13268438 >>13265719 I bought one and don't use it anymore Pros: >Weight feels good. >Warm water feels good. Cons: >a bitch to fill up >no textures inside VERY boring compared to even the cheapest onahole >a bitch to drain

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 16:37:06 2015 No.13268506 >>13268438 Does it have a way to heat up the water inside? That must be such a pain in the ass to refill it with hot water every time. Or fucking all that cold water which would take forever to warm up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 16:51:12 2015 No.13268552 >>13268506 you have no hot water in your home or what? jesus christ /ona/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 16:54:22 2015 No.13268564 >>13268552 Dude, he already listed two cons as "a bitch to fill up" and "a bitch to drain" There's like a gallon of water in those things.

Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Fri Apr 3 17:41:37 2015 No.13268755

>>13268231
I think the site is an awesome way to add pictures and do formatting for our paste.

As for going public, we dont have the ability to compete with onahole .eu or anyone who makes it a business. We have no partners.

All that aside, lets vote on it.
http://strawpoll.me/4033217

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 18:04:55 2015 No.13268818

>>13268755
I Think the pastebin just works fine, and it realy isn't that hard to rightclick a link for a picture and open it in a new tab. Alternatively we can do it like a and creat one at google wich supports pictures and hotlinks.(http://buyfag.moe)
Also why would we go public? So the website gets listed on google and we get more autism here? We have our memes (le toucan, Your daddy gave ya good advice) i dont want some 9fag kids stumbling over /jp/ onahole and start posting ebin maymays XD. Also Creating a webpage will lessen the activity on /ona/ (in theory; irc, more questions answered out of /ona/) Wich will lead /ona/ to become a place only to post memes, this will increase autism.
If we just need a space to put a handful of reviews with adittional funktions, transfering the pastepin to google would be more than enough. So Creating a webpage would only be logic if you want to spread the word of /ona/ (hands for plebs) or for the money. 1st will lead to autism, 2nd would be cancer. But thats just my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 18:09:38 2015 No.13268848 >>13268818 And /a/'s Buyfag guide coveres our onahole guide (2014 someone should contact them so they can update it)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 18:18:01 2015 No.13268904 Well my USB warmer stopped working after about 2 months of having it. Not sure what caused it though. Guessing it's a frayed wire. Anyone else have input on how common this is? Its the one from nls.

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Fri Apr 3 18:34:51 2015 No.13268984 File: 86 KB, 323x322, 1424573592875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13268818 Well said. I agree. And its a website so everyone can see it. Thats what I meant by public at least.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 18:50:21 2015 No.13269049

>>13268755
I really don't see the need for going public, or trying to compete with a certain website. We're just a bunch of people, who out of common interest, want the others to be at least somewhat slightly educated in their purchase and add a pool of knowledge regarding problems and points of interest for our rubber friends. While I do agree that the site is a nice way to add pictures and some formatting, the pastebin works, even with minimal working done. Read onto the next reply further.

>>13268818
I completely agree on this post, especially on the googledoc thing. We can transfer the entire thing to something along the lines of the buyfag guide. However, I really don't think a score system is appropriate when people of varying sensitivity, length and girth, but a general consensus should be agreed upon as to whether "X is good for person with Y" as a recommendation, and whether "Z's construction is horrid and tear-prone for person with W, AVOID get unless you have 1" girth" as a sort of warning system.

What we really need is a standardized system, much like what onahonet uses. I dislike the short reviews that don't go in depth, especially for a hole that hasn't been reviewed or is under careful thought as to buying. We need to standardize the review system, too. At least for in depth reviews.

>>13268984
I really like this image. As for going public, what for? If we're going to have to disband /ona/ for some mysterious reason, I'd go for it. If it's gonna be like buyfag.moe but for holes, I'd like to see more improvement with the rating system(then again, that's just me). At least put a standardized format for reviewing much like in onahonet: this covers the chart near the top of the page - the weight, dimensions, softness, flippability, suction, etc. Until then, keep it hush hush.

>>13268904
Shine a light through it, cut one end, replace wires if necessary. Test. The wires are flimsy. May need replacement with 18AWG or equivalent.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 18:59:07 2015 No.13269091
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minna, I'm selling a vacuum seducing witch. the box is still factory shrink-wrapped.

shipping to anywhere in the US. (maybe Canada too, but I'd have to look up shipping costs and get back to you.) packaged in a completely innocuous, non-item declaring non-moonrune box.

I can gift-wrap it as well if privacy is a concern where you live (i.e. you have people 'accidentally' opening your boxes.)

selling it for an $85 amazon gift code (USPS one-day shipping with tracking number included).
email: bayernmedical@gmail.com.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 19:04:54 2015 No.13269126 can u quickfap with venus soft or very soft?

Germandude Fri Apr 3 19:10:01 2015 No.13269161

>>13269049
I agree with the standardtised review system. I realy Don't want to criticise your way of thinking, but reviewing a product (not just onaholes) is always in the sight of the reviewer. This means 5 ppl live the new magiceyes onahole the 6th says its complete bullshit and he would have rather spend it into marijuana instead of thowing his money towards magiceyes. Reviews are a way of guiding and decisionmaking. Take me as example, some guy said i shouldn't buy STT but rather go for a GITB with my 7". I bought both and the STT2 pleasures me more than the GITB. I'm this guy btw >>13268818 >>13268848

>>13269091
if you buy one at nls an choose ems you get it for 10$ less. Don't know how your us bank rates are. The one who buys from you sure could also get scamed Also no Guarantee. Only Advantage would be the overnight shipping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 19:14:17 2015 No.13269184 >>13269161 >sight of the reviewer I agree, too. >Reviews are a way of guiding and decisionmaking Even moreso. I guess that's what I was trying to say?

Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Fri Apr 3 19:27:38 2015 No.13269254

>>13269049
Wow I should probably clarify. My definition of public is - The site is not on 4chan, it is its own entity, therefore public. Not implying shutting this down or anything. Sorry if it came across that way.

As for the standardized reviews anything anyone writes is arbitrary, except for the toy's attributes. To remedy this, we can use the format I used for the AKD review. It documents everything about the toy (While including arbitrary numbers to convey a recommendation).

Link - http://pastebin.com/mRarc3Tp

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 19:34:12 2015 No.13269292 >>13265460 About the two/threefold the gold moeten would cost to import. That's why. As long as it's durable I might as well go with the GM.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 19:39:50 2015 No.13269306

>>13269161
don't know where bank rates come into play, but yes, you can get it for less at nls - which is where I bought it from. yes, you'd be paying for 2 day local instead of 2 week international shipping, and in more discreet packaging than what I received it in. and yes, a person's word means nothing on the internet. I still have an unopened onahole on my hands though, so this is an attempt worth making.

>>	Germandude Fri Apr 3 19:45:17 2015 No.13269319 >>13269306 ems takes 2 weeks to us? Anyway, good luck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 19:48:23 2015 No.13269338 >>13269292 I guess if that's the case then yeah, might as well. Hopefully youll like it as much as i do (ngl, it took me some time). Just be warned it gets preeeeeetty sticky if you don't powder it after a few months of use, at least in my experience.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 19:58:18 2015 No.13269378
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>>13268564

I used it over winter twice. Filling it with warm water it kept its heat over the sessions. You have to support it with your hand while filling it up. The problem comes in when you have to close the end so water doesn't come out. The people at soloflesh came up with a terrible idea to seal the end...a velcro strap...yeah it sucks.

You can't fuck it like a hip either you basically have to support it while you bounce on your dick.

The only reason I haven't gotten rid of it yet is because some people over a toydemon have been experimenting with putting onahole sleeves inside the soloflesh which sounds interesting.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 20:21:28 2015 No.13269471

Okay, so seeing the disaster above, I just wanted to check on my cleaning and get some feedback.

After use, I rinse with warm water until the lube is gone (or at least until it doesn't feel slippery anymore), inside and out. Then I use anti-bacterial foam soap (clear, no color) and scrub both the outside and inside with my hands. I make sure to get any grooves near the entrance in holes with outer labia. After rinsing the soap out, I pat the outside dry and use a wrapped finger to dry the inside. After a few tries at that, I stick my bare finger in to check for moisture at the bottom. When it's as dry as I can get it, I wrap it in a dry wash rag, stick it in the box, and put the box in a drawer, trying to protect it from as much moist air as I can, keeping it cool and dry for storage.

Anything I can improve on or straight up shouldn't be doing? Been doing this for almost a year and no mold or anything like that.

I do worry a bit though now that I have a Lolinco. The way she sits in the box, she basically seals herself off (I have to pull her entrance open when I take her out the next time because the lips stick together), so I try to leave her arced over something for a little while after cleaning to try and air out the inside just a little. Anyone else have that issue with the way they store it? Any suggestions?

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 20:25:21 2015 No.13269482

>>13269471
That's pretty good. What I do is wash the inside and outside with warm water, finger the hole a bit to drag out all the lube and cum. Then finger it with some anti-bacterial soap, and rinse again to get that all out. Then I get a microfibre glass cloth and stick that in all the way and careful feel around all the sides to get out the water. Once it's all dry to my satisfaction I stick it in a toy bag. If you don't have one wrapping it in a dry cloth should be satisfactory.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 20:34:20 2015 No.13269534

>>13269254
That format seems nice enough for the average review. Each reviewer will have their own "style" I suppose.

How do you feel about this as a format? It's not as detailed as the one onahonet uses(like smell, etc), but I guess this should be fine.
http://pastebin.com/EyB96bWG

>>13269471
I store my holes upright inside their original plastic wrapping, inside the toy bag with silica gel packs. You seem to be doing a nice job so far. Are you using any powder? The lips seem like they stick because of the lack of powdering. Also, does the cloth stick to the holes after storage?

Germandude Fri Apr 3 20:36:26 2015 No.13269545

>>13269471
yeah dude, you're doing fine. I got a Lolinco too and the thing with the lips happen to me too. If you realy dont want it sealed off, put a ball of rolled paper towel between them. Also if you wash and use your holes daily or every 2 days its more than enough the "wash with antibacterial and dry out" thing. Only if you don't use your holes for a longer time, you have to make sure its clean as it can be + powdering. The anti-bacterial soap alone should be enough to let your hole dont mold within lets say, 4 days. But if you really want to find out if you are cleaning them properly, clean them and then let them be for a week. If you put then a finger in it and the finger smells like plastic (the way it should smell like) then you do a good job.

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Fri Apr 3 20:41:12 2015 No.13269572 File: 70 KB, 863x205, My daddy taught me a few things too.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13269534 Approved. Great contribution. Ill put that in the review section

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 20:44:02 2015 No.13269592 >>13269534 No powder. What kind of powder would I use, how would I apply it, and I assume it has to be washed off before use? And no, it doesn't stick to the cloth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 20:45:53 2015 No.13269602 >>13269592 Baby powder or corn starch applied lightly to the outside of the hole to prevent stickyness. Makes it feel great.

>>	Germandude Fri Apr 3 20:46:30 2015 No.13269607 >>13269592 Read the guide my friend, babypowder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 20:47:21 2015 No.13269618 >>13269602 Smooth, too!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 20:48:51 2015 No.13269622 >>13269607 baby powder based on corn starch, don't fucking even dare thinking about talc

>>	Germandude Fri Apr 3 20:52:54 2015 No.13269648 >>13269622 Yeah sorry, should've mentionet it. There are more talc based than corn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 21:17:53 2015 No.13269770 >>13269622 >don't fucking even dare thinking about talc Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 21:24:45 2015 No.13269810 >>13269770 talc is able to damage the material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 21:25:40 2015 No.13269816 >>13269810 Badly? I've yet to see any form of damage from using mine.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 21:31:02 2015 No.13269846

>>13269816
Never heard of the damage thing. From what I understand, there's a chance talcum powder could lead to health complications later on in life, whereas there's practically no chance corn starch will. Both are dirt cheap and feel the exact same, so there's not really any reason not to just stick with corn starch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 21:32:23 2015 No.13269856 Does this have a hymen or something because I swear to god I felt something blocking my dick from entering at first use. https://blog.onahole.eu/smooth-and-flat-girls-laboratory.html Help me solve the mystery blockade.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 21:35:43 2015 No.13269875 >>13269856 You probably didn't have enough lube so you couldn't push past the middle part. Squeezing out too much air may effect that too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 21:37:00 2015 No.13269882 >>13269875 If I had to describe it it kind of felt like a horizontal line. I would illustrate it in ms paint but I'll spare you that eyesore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 21:38:59 2015 No.13269887 >>13269882 Stretch it open and take a look inside, maybe it has a defect and a small string stuck in the center you could cut off.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 21:40:34 2015 No.13269897

>>13269602
>>13269607
>>13269622
Thanks, guys. I'll pick some up next week. In the mean time, and I don't know why I didn't think of this before, I'll just tuck a corner of the cloth into Lolinco's opening to keep it from closing up, but not beyond the outer labia. Don't want to ruin the inside.

Also, I guess while I'm here: USB warmers. What's the best way to handle these? Even when I lube them up and insert, they feel like they're drying up the lube and then sticking and pulling on removal. I haven't used the one I got in almost 10 months or so out of fear of ruining my holes, but I guess it's better to just figure out how to use it properly. Or is it just not recommended to use them at all and they're kinda gimmicky?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 21:52:07 2015 No.13269946 >>13269897 Sounds like you didn't put lube in the right amounts in the right places. It's like putting something up your ass. You need enough lube at the right places to slide. Monitor holes, during use.

Germandude Fri Apr 3 22:19:52 2015 No.13270059

>>13269897
Don't worry, if you lube it properly they wont damage the onahole because the lube acts as temperature exchange medium (don't know the exact term) Lets say you use a lolinco and you lube her up. I put 2 drops in her. i oper her pussylips, push out some air to create a vacuum and let the first one get suck in. The second drop gets pushed in with the warmer, Don't just slide the warmer in and out, Twist it so the lube can fill every corner. There is a reason you shouldn't leave the warmer unattendet, twist the warmer in 5-10 minute parts. If your Room where you stach it is cold, you should use water, since heating a complete ice cold onahole takes forever, the entrance may be piping hot, but the onahole itself is stiff and won't will feel diffrent. If you want the best experience use both, heat up the hole and then put your prewarmed usb warmer for 5 minutes in the hole so the entrance is piping hot.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 22:27:58 2015 No.13270102

>>13270059
This guy knows what's up. During the winter, my hole cools down to 15-20 C because of where I store it. So when I'm using the warmer, I keep it under a really bright incandescent desk lamp to heat up the exterior.

During the summer, I don't bother with warming.

>>	Germandude Fri Apr 3 22:30:31 2015 No.13270121 >>13270102 DAMN, thats a nice idea. To fucking bad the lightbulb wich get hot as fuck aren't allowed in germany. Only powersaving shit over here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 22:50:06 2015 No.13270195 >use usb warmer while keeping onahole between legs while pulling up porn/warming. works for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 22:52:22 2015 No.13270200 I've been putting off my first tomax hole for months because I can't decide between lilith soft or regular. I want something as stimulating as Lolinco without being so ridiculously tight, so soft sounds really unappealing if it's low stimulation.

>>	Germandude Fri Apr 3 22:56:32 2015 No.13270214 >>13270195 how long do you need to prepare your porn? Don you want to hatch an egg? One time i sticked my Rina under my jeans in my underwear, Shit didn't got warm in 30minutes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 23:00:28 2015 No.13270225 File: 36 KB, 343x241, 1427992557562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dont have job >got paid $500 for some labor >want meiki plush so bad >but no job I'm so torn

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 23:00:42 2015 No.13270227 >>13270195 Do you use lube with the warmer? I'm scared to damage another onahole.

>>	Germandude Fri Apr 3 23:03:07 2015 No.13270235 >>13270227 >Do you use lube with the warmer? >damage another onahole ofc you lube your hole when you use the warmer. I'm afraid to ask but.... what does damage another mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 23:04:43 2015 No.13270243 >>13270235 I damaged my first one by not using enough lube. Now I just stuck my warmer in without using lube, and it was kinda hard to get out. I think it's okay though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 23:04:56 2015 No.13270245 >>13270200 Honestly if the fucking lolinco is your stimulation standard you might wanna get in hard. If not, normal certainly wont disappoint. You might want to look into getting a Venus Clone instead if stimulation and length are your main concerns.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 23:05:05 2015 No.13270246

>>13270227
This question has been asked a billion times. Please stop being an idiot and actually read the posts/pastebin before spouting redundant questions.

YES, you need to have lube inside the onahole before using the warmer, and there needs to be enough lube applied to cover the interior canal well enough so that the warmer doesn't melt the insides.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 23:06:06 2015 No.13270247 I just ordered the 2D Wavy Ripple in soft. Waiting for a new hole is a sweet torture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 23:06:11 2015 No.13270249 >>13270246 I searched lube and warmer and didn't see my question answered in the pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 23:07:08 2015 No.13270255 >>13270243 You must be a fucking moron to stick a warmer inside without applying lube AFTER damaging an onahole with the same mistake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 23:08:02 2015 No.13270259 >>13270245 I'll likely end up getting a venus clone eventually, I just don't feel like spending $50 on a hole right now when I have two usable ones that I enjoy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 23:08:41 2015 No.13270261 >>13270255 The first onahole was one that opens up. I damaged it with my dick, not the warmer.

>>	Germandude Fri Apr 3 23:10:20 2015 No.13270271 >>13270249 Lel autism, thats common sense dude. Did you ever feel how hot the warmer gets?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 23:12:05 2015 No.13270277 >>13270271 Yeah, not that hot. Are you calling me autistic. Onahole knowledge is only common sense among nerds like you.

>>	Germandude Fri Apr 3 23:16:28 2015 No.13270299 >>13270277 Hot enough to melt your hole. And heat+plastic=molten plastic, should be common sense. And most of the times: "the firmer the plastic the lower the meltpoint" applys very often.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 23:22:35 2015 No.13270320 >>13270277 >>13270299 Simmer down lads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 23:24:08 2015 No.13270327 >>13270299 I wasn't worried about melting. I was worried about friction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 00:08:20 2015 No.13270489 >>13270259 I can understand that i guess. I would have said definitely get the Uterus in hard but for some reason i have that flagged as a bad purchase in my head. Nothing bad to say about the Normal though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 00:25:30 2015 No.13270531 >>13270299 >Hot enough to melt your hole How'd that happen?

Anonymous Sat Apr 4 00:32:05 2015 No.13270548

>>13270489
Basically I'm confronted with the option to try something pretty new with the soft or take a safer bet with normal. It's a killer, but I feel like if I don't get those really hard orgasms that I can get easily with Lolinco's strangulation, then it was a waste of time, which makes me lean towards normal. Despite that I edge for anywhere from 30-45 minutes with the thing which makes soft sound like the right choice.

I think I'm gonna give it a few hours and then flip a coin.

Anonymous Sat Apr 4 00:39:19 2015 No.13270564

>>13270489
I have the Uterus in Normal and it's great.

>>13270548
I'd say just get Uterus normal. It's quite soft compared to the Lolinco but you should probably just get used to that kind of stimulation. Then you can move on to the Venus Real Soft which is like fucking a cloud, but that's what makes it so comfy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 02:17:17 2015 No.13270862 Any reviews on boner hole?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 02:20:07 2015 No.13270870 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqBXMuP-nmc Discuss

Anonymous Sat Apr 4 02:21:32 2015 No.13270876
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>fuck hole
>wash/clean/dry it
>sleep with dick full of cum/lube
>dick is sore now
pls help. It's been three days and it hasn't gone away. That spot is really really sensitive and sometimes uncomfortable when I try to masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 02:34:27 2015 No.13270908 Am I not using it right or does the mouth of truth feel really underwhelming? The sensation isn't all that great and and it's very loose, unlike actual throats as if I'd know kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 02:35:44 2015 No.13270912 >>13270908 Your dick is broken

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 02:36:02 2015 No.13270913 >>13270908 I think it simulates deepthroating rather than a real blowjob that has suction. And the teeth interfere with a seal for a good vacuum. Might be better if you just remove the teeth. It's a very stimulating hole though.

Anonymous Sat Apr 4 02:37:54 2015 No.13270917

>>13270876
Stop masturbating, use antibacterial/antifungal cream, wear loose clothing. If not a fungal infection, antibiotics such as amoxicillin every 8 hours. Make sure you're not too moist down there. Clean your penis thoroughly, don't lather soap too roughly if pain persists during cleaning. If all else fails, consult an actual doctor regarding a possible fungal infection. Stay clean, be hygienic. Make sure your groin area is breathable. Should subside in a few days.

What's the current condition of your buddy at the moment? Visible redness? Inflammation?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 02:38:43 2015 No.13270922 >>13270876 Chop your dick off. A new one will take its place. No joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 02:40:53 2015 No.13270925 >>13270870 Looks like expensive shit.

Anonymous Sat Apr 4 04:31:05 2015 No.13271178
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Second time using the bone hole. Gotta say I'm really worried. There's a part behind the pussy lips right above the clitoris where you can see the bone material. It came with a part poking out since new and I've seen another anon post the same thing about it. It leads to a compartment where the bone meets the onahole skin and if you're not careful drying it water could stay there and cause mold.
The bad thing is the more you try to clean and dry it the more the skin separates from the bone material.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 08:12:15 2015 No.13271553 >>13271178 Get a soldering iron and pray you can repair it I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 09:56:12 2015 No.13271747 File: 163 KB, 550x800, 20150322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I saw this image and thought of /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 10:32:43 2015 No.13271805 File: 2.79 MB, 1600x2600, 1428157963513.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ok having mixed thoughts before i pull the trigger so i'll just ask. which one would better simulate a manticore's tail lilith uterus, seventeen bordeaux, or r20?

>>	Germandude Sat Apr 4 10:43:12 2015 No.13271833 File: 142 KB, 381x326, uzpDaH9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13271805 uhhh... uhhh... r20 i guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 11:52:20 2015 No.13271998 >warm up seventeen bordeaux >a good hentai porn >put the onahole >immediatly came (not even any movement) help

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 11:56:43 2015 No.13272008 >>13271998 What's your length and girth?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 11:57:11 2015 No.13272010 >>13271998 Looks like someone is in dire need of a COCK ring.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 12:00:04 2015 No.13272017 >>13272008 15 cm normal girth foreskin covered

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 12:02:15 2015 No.13272026 >>13271998 You should be ashamed of yourself. Lots of practice on a regular basis should help over time. Just keep at it and you'll improve your stamina.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 12:14:05 2015 No.13272049 >>13271805 >>13271998 well damn, mabye i should seventeen bordaeux...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 13:09:35 2015 No.13272182 >>13271805 >Doesn't know about the monhun holes

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 13:16:29 2015 No.13272201 File: 345 KB, 636x679, 1428167789481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13272182 you mean this?i plan on getting the 1st for my second order http://en-nls.com/pict1-31857?c2=9999 is also the closest thing to pic related

>>	Germandude Sat Apr 4 13:19:12 2015 No.13272212 >>13272201 >2nd order Why not order together and save money if you know you gonna order a second time?

Anonymous Sat Apr 4 13:19:51 2015 No.13272215

>>13272201

Yep.

I have both, got them for tentacle doujins and ovas. Both are good but I would say that the 1st is noticeably better. The seconds box art is great though, until I threw out the box it kept catching my eye.

Suction is pretty brutal on them so you want extra lube which then turns messy. Very realistic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 13:30:10 2015 No.13272243 >>13272201 >>13271805 There is also this http://en-nls.com/pict1-26197?c2=9999

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 13:42:49 2015 No.13272277 >>13271998 You must be at least 18 to post here, dude

>>	Germandude Sat Apr 4 13:47:17 2015 No.13272291 File: 790 KB, 1280x720, 1422214142430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13272277 I thought the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 14:01:57 2015 No.13272347 >>13272212 Why don't you just mind your own business you sleazy nazi cunt?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 14:02:18 2015 No.13272348 File: 195 KB, 1600x900, shouldnthavehadfun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13272212 b-because i already ordered. i'll have to wait a few more months to get the money for another order >mfw completely forgot about the wet series

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 14:04:34 2015 No.13272354 XXXbranded really likes shilling the antibacterial toy cleaner.

>>	Germandude Sat Apr 4 14:14:00 2015 No.13272390 >>13272347 EDGY >>13272348 Seems logical

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 14:18:50 2015 No.13272401 >>13272277 29

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:20:19 2015 No.13272569 File: 249 KB, 389x588, 51651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which one of you fuckers

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:24:48 2015 No.13272588 >tfw want to buy a pre-owned onaho >tfw cuck

>>	Germandude Sat Apr 4 16:00:28 2015 No.13272669 >>13272569 What is that magic eyes product? Probably Australianguy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:18:29 2015 No.13272711 >>13272569 Is that... a magic eyes 5-pack?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:19:12 2015 No.13272714 >>13272669 http://en-nls.com/pict1-42365?c2=12001126

>>	Germandude Sat Apr 4 16:22:50 2015 No.13272720 >>13272714 >bones Wow i total overread the bones part. Soon we get selflubricateable onaholes. You know with that syringe thing like with dogdildos. Shit would be so cash.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:30:53 2015 No.13272745 >>13272720 What's with germans and their fixation with shit? I thought it was just a /sp/ meme

Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:33:33 2015 No.13272748

>>13272720
>selflubricateable

I just had a dream about that. Real easy DIY, but it may ruin suction. You can get clear plastic piping, poke it through the end, and have the syringe at the other. You'd want the syringe to be tight, though, to avoid backfire if that were to ever happen. Also, a small pipe girth for minimized lube travel. Easy.

>>13272215
How are they both softness-wise? Now that you mention that suction is brutal, how does it affect stroking and stimulation? I can only imagine it making it more difficult, but who am I to judge? Also, what are your measurements? As someone longer than the hole, I feel worried about the hole not stretching adequately.

Germandude Sat Apr 4 16:38:34 2015 No.13272758

>>13272745
I don't get what you're trying to tell me.

>>13272748
i Rather not destroy my onahole for this experiment. I meant more like a tripple layer, where the inner layer is perforated and there are pipes in the second, pushing lube trought the perforation. Always enough lube, everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:45:04 2015 No.13272784 New thread: >>13272779

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