Touhou: Relevant Discussion

[Anonymous No.]

So what do you think it would take to create a good VN based on Touhou?

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GUTS

[Anonymous No.]

good art

[Anonymous No.]

I smell a repost.

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Japanese writers.

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☆ Original Character for Protagonist, Female, Human, Doesn't Possess any real combat ability.
☆ She comes in from the outside world, with substantial knowledge of technology, as a result the Kappa are interested in her.
☆ Spend time exploring/learning about genso, with a guide.

[Anonymous No.]

Not being a filthy foreigner, for one.

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>>1325319

Every "mistress" only brought one servant, except for Kaguya..stupid filthy whore

sage for shitty Eientei crew

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Writer must pretend to be Japanese and have the whole thing written in moonspeak. He can release an English patch a year later for lulz.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Kanako's power level is the highest.

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of course
Protagonist is the first male who
1) isn't a homosexual
2) has a face
to enter Gensokyo in all of it's history. The touhous of import gather in curiosity of this creature. Certain touhous plan your demise and exile, but others start to wonder what a "normal earth life" of heterosexual love-making and perhaps even pregnancy might be like. Over the course of your 2-week long stay in Gensokyo, your goal is to persuade your favorite touhou to open her heart, and her various orifices to you. Only if your passion is genuine will you meet the end you seek, and break one lucky (unlucky?) touhou's life away from the never-ending chain of carpet-munchery.

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>>1325379
Eirin is also a final boss though.

The Logic here is Kaguya-->Eirin-->Reisen

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Must have a hidden Flandre route that will keep all the fans baffled until they realize that Flandre's good end will only be added in a patch.

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>>1325402
that's not logic, that's stupid excuse for a group of whores

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>>1325410

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>>1325420

Actually, I think Reisen can be considered both Eirin and Kaguya's subordinate.

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>>1325420
Want to cry about it?

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>>1325443

Sure, but she's more directly subordinate to Eirin. Kaguya's a princess, so everyone's subordinate to her lazy ass.

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>>1325410
/wrist

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>>1325319
ZUN

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yea. i never liked a VN with a MC thats Anon, someone with a face and story for him/her is always better.

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>>1325446

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>>1325319
Youkai hunter protagonist. And ZUN's blessing.

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It's Final stage -> Semifinal stage bosses.

Reisen is Stage 5. Eirin and Kaguya are BOTH Stage 6, just 6A and 6B.

[Anonymous No.]

Then where's Tewi?

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sage for IN

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>>1325581
uh-oh guys, we're in the presence of a PRIMARY TOUHOU FAN

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>>1325319

You know this conversation is nice and all guys but where the fuck is Yukari in that image?

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>>1325581
Who would you sage for the best Touhou cast?
Why would you sage for anything? Oh right, 4chan's bastardization of the sageru system.

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>>1325592
Flandre isn't in this image. Mokou isn't in this image. Suwako isn't in this image.

Figure it out.

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>>1325595

Don't forget the best music and most beautiful patterns.
Also best for beginners and most varied cast. (PoFV clearly is not standard.)

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>>1325595
nah i think EoSD & PCB have the best casts

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I hold firm in my beliefs that Tenshi sits at 'our' end of the table and Iku stands close beside her.

[Anonymous No.]

no male lead...ever

females only...but rinnosuke is cool too i guess

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>>1325608
While I disagree, I respect your opinion.

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Is this viral marketing for touhouproject's shitty VN?

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>>1325359
Why female?
All the people that would play it would be guys.

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EoSD have a FAR better cast than IN. Not to mention the music is 20000x superior

IN has one actual good song (Mokou) and one lolmemexD (Kaguya song turned into Meiling Meiling)

Mokou x Keine is like the only thing that came out of IN that can be considered above average

The entire Eientei cast is a complete disgrace to the series

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>>1325630

You don't mean touhouproject.com? A visual novel done by those people would be a sad thing to witness

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>>1325635
0/10

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>>1325619
I don't think i'd want to play a game where I'm not the gender I am in real life. I like being a man.

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>>1325628

.... What point were you trying to make here?

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>>1325648
I do mean touhouproject.com.

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>>1325649
>i have no argument so i'll just pretentiously throw a score

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>>1325630
Is this a game of "hey lets troll someone else's thread"?

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>>1325630

Hey, works for KS.

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ITT: Your opinion is INVALID.

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>>1325658
That bullshit you just posted doesn't deserve anything other than a 0/10.
I didn't even rage at it.

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>>1325669
>keeps trying

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>>1325635
Agreed about Eientei, I don't find them interesting at all. Hell, they're even boring in SSiB.

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>>1325669
Huh? Posting /jp/-proved facts count as an attempt to induce rage now?

Why don't you just go back to pooshitmer

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>>1325680

Everything is boring in SSiB.

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>(Kaguya song turned into Meiling Meiling)

I hope to GOD you mean
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[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya is the best Touhou.

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>>1325657

God help us.

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>>1325654
So...You WANT to be a girl? What are you, a faggot? One of those idiots that says "oh i'm a woman trapped in a mans body" ?
If so, you should prolly just fucking kill yourself.

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>>1325687

No, Help me Eirin isn't even a good meme

Watashi wa Meiling was superior

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>>1325696

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>>1325696

I submit to you that YOU'RE the faggot.

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I like both.

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>>1325698
They both suck.
>>1325685
Since when does your opinion mean "/jp/ proved fact"? Jesus christ. Disagree with me all you want, you will never crush my superior taste.

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>>1325700

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The Western touhou fanbase wouldn't get so much shit for being crappy if all the Eientei fans just all packed up and left

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>>1325696

Hahaha, you're funny.

I'm just trying to figure out why the hell having the protagonist be girl would affect the amount of guys playing the game.

I'm not saying the protagonist should be a girl. Or a guy. Hell, having the choice to pick with ACTUAL differences in story would be great. Since this is Touhou, there would be three choices.

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>>1325725
That's great.

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>>1325696

No, that's E-mouse.

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>>1325706
whatever faggot ass bitch, why don't you go back to /y/ where lil cock suckers like you belong.

[Anonymous No.]

I rather have a Brave Soul version of touhou, where we can play as a human (male or female according to our choice) landed on Gensokyo, learn magic and help the characters in their quests/battles.

And in return you get to improve your relationship with them, and eventually get to fuck them.

I am all for the Kaguya route, where I can help her beat up Mokou using my awesome self-learned magic and then I can do the horizontal mambo with Kaguya in celebration.

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This thread will now segue into HELP ME EIRIN spam.

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[Anonymous No.]

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>>1325751
Now that sounds like a great game.

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>>1325748
Damn right. Neeeeeiiiii-gaaaaa.

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>>1325751

Done by the same artist? FUCK YES HEALTHY EVERYTHING

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FLYING SHIT EVERYWHERE

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>>1325751
>>1325762

sameEienteifag

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>>1325777
Do not want Mogudan touhou fanart.

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>>1325786
Nah, just two people with superior taste to yours.

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>>1325793

YES DO WANT. IMAGINE HEALTHY MUSCULAR MOKOU FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

AND CHO-MARISA

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[Anonymous No.]

Eh what? Mogudan's art is fucking awesome. I don't understand why you hate him.

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>>1325799
I don't want to...
I only like well toned girls like this Mokou.

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>>1325812
I don't. I like his Rei shit but I don't want him doing Touhou art. Touhous should not look like that abomination that is Mogudan's Rei.
Though, somehow, I still fap to his stuff.

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>>1325751
It would be easy to mod Brave Soul into a touhou eroge. The fighting is in 2D pixels, something that is not so hard to make, and you can just plug in some fanart HCGs for the scenes.

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>>1325777
I wouldn't want Mogudan represent me as a male protagonist with eyes, handsome face, huge muscles and VOICE!

I like my skinny eyeless invisible penis dudes in my eroge.

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[Anonymous No.]

Mogudan doesn't draw super healthy all the time. I think he would know his limits when it comes to touhou.

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>>1325829
Pretty much this.

>>1325856
Protagonist is the ONLY thing I can think of that would make great use of Mogudan's style.

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>>1325871
>Mogudan USED to not draw super healthy
Sadly, that's not true anymore. And all super healthy and suction nipples with mogudan now.

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>>1325879
>It's all
I guess I was going to type something else but then decided not to and forgot to erase the and and replace it with "it's".

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>>1325897
I saw the pic, fapped, and only now actually read the katakana, and then I giggled.

And then I got sauce all over everything while asking for sauce on the picture.

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In the VN, you can choose any of the Touhou cast. The character you choose automatically reverses gender, and the plot continues with that twist. And yes, that means choosing Rinnosuke would allow you to play as a girl.

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Hey /jp/, just passing by.
Out of curiosity, why are you supposed to pump your arm when calling on Erin for help?

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>>1325951
Wow, and I already thought this game was going to be shit. Now there's no homo lust route?

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>>1325960
I thought that is the signal for handjob.

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>>1325939

I actually dunno the name of this guy, but I know a doujin by him.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/2091/24d965255e/
And here's another pic.

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>>1325966
You can choose any female tohoe, turn male, and get in on with (OMG) rinnosuke. And now I gouge out my eyes.

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>>1325951
Male Eirin would be GAR.

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>>1325960

It's the cry of えーりん！えーりん！ more than the arm-pumping.
But TRY to shout えーりん！えーりん！ without arm-pumping! You can't do it!
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[Anonymous No.]

Touhoes are not to be violated, except by eachother

No VNs for you

The End

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>>1325973
Except it's right in the name: Kagura-dou.

Yeah, okay, I know him. He does lots of full-color pictorials. His art is fappable and awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

EIrin is already male. Those "breasts"? Just pads. This also explain's Sakuya's "bust" and many other "anamolies" in the Touhou "universe".

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Damn futa hijack

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>>1325988
fuck you.

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>>1326019

Because it's shit

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Why not just have the VN played from from Marisa's POV?

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>>1326019
Marisa steals too many precious things already.

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>>1325983

Oh. That's his name? Cool. Excellent. Thanks.
Now back to your regularly scheduled
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spam

[Anonymous No.]

I still like the idea of making a Brave Soul type game. Just don't put any Mogudan art in it.

[Anonymous No.]

Needs Yukari route, with an option for a foursome with her, Ran, and Chen.

[Anonymous No.]

>foursome with her, Ran, and Chen.

Can't count?

Start with me.
Ooooooooone....

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>>1326047
Now tell me the name of this artist.

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>>1325648
Er, are they that bad?

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>>1326075
Check out the board and their horrible fanfiction.

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>>1326069
Including the protagonist. Stupid like Cirno I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

Touhoes are not to be violated, except by eachother

No VNs for you

The End

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>>1326080
Discussion is about a GOOD Touhou VN. If any of their fanfiction was worth anything, it would have been stolen and made into a game by now.

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>>1326085
What if Touhous are violated by gender-swapped versions of each other? I still want mah Kyonko VM. Haruhi-ism ftw~~~~! o-o

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>>1326085
Then a Touhou VN with Reimu/Marisa as the protagonist? Yum.

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>>1326097
Male Sakuya in a Butler's suit would be fucking GAR.

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>>1326092
I'm pretty sure their fanfiction writers are contributing to the VN.

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I would only play if there was a Kaguya/Mokou ending where the ending is you fuck FOREVER.

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>>1326106
Shit.

That is all.

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>>1326117
I know for sure that Dr. Doujin, the worst writer there, is.

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>>1326114
I'll second that.

Can't we just have a kinetic novel (no choices, only one route) focusing on a single pairing like Kaguya/Mokou?

I demand my violent hatesex filled touhou kinetic novel

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>>1326130
no. kinetic novels are dumb.

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I will make a good Touhou VN before TouhouProject.com.

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>>1326123

We should go to their site and post penises XD

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>>1326139
Downing their site will only fool them into thinking that they are actually doing something of importance.

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what's the diff between a "sound novel", "kinetic novel", and any other *noun* or *adjective* "novel"?

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>>1326139
Why do you think that me hating the site and all of its inhabitants means that I go to /b/?

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>>1325319
Danmaku game with VN storyline elements. Give us something to show for finishing Extra Stage at Lunatic dammit.

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>>1325319
No filthy gaijin writers. ZUN. Maybe Ryukishi07. Hell yeah!

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>>1326168

Style read.
A kinetic novel is a standard book. Linear and simply read.
A variable novel has 'routes' and is basically a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book without all the pageflipping.
A sound novel is read to you, I think? I dunno, I've never actually heard of that.

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>>1326197
As long as it doesn't have QUALITY art, that might come out well.

[Anonymous No.]

>Good
>Touhou

Choose one.

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>>1326200
>Good
>Touhou
>Visual Novel
>Choose two.
Sounds better.

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>>1326213
I'll take Good and Visual Novel.

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>>1326207
Do want Ryukishi07 and ZUN on writing the script. Plot twists will make you shit bricks. Just don't let ZUN draw the CGs.

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>>1326231
ZUN's art is fine.

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>>1326231
>>1326239

ZUN drawn HCGs?

...... FUND IT.

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>>1326247
ZUN would never sellout.

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>>1326267
I'd his hat.

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>>1326261
hahaha, keep believing that, Soldier

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>>1326261
hi remember Silent Sinner in Blue? Me neither!

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>>1326274
The Inaba of the Moon and the Inaba of the Earth, Perfect Memento in Strict Sense, Eastern and Little Nature Deity and Strange and Bright Nature Deity, etc.

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>>1326261
It's only a matter of time till his work is absorbed by the industry. Just like Ryukishi07 and TM.

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>>1325319
ZUN + TM collaboration might work, though ZUN + Ryukishi07 sounds better.

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>>1326274
>>1326267
I was being sarcastic, by the way.

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>>1326296

Aren't ZUN, Nasu and Ryukishi07 all friends or something? I could see some kind of collaboration happening.

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>>1326327
They would probably make something pretty epic, even by /jp/'s unrealistic standards.

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>>1325346
Listen to this man.