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Who's the most American Touhou?

>> No.13221148
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Yukari.

>> No.13221160

Letty

>> No.13221396

>>13221148
Not fat enough

>> No.13221409

Meiling.

Honest answer here, dweebs.

>> No.13221441
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Cross-boarding filth here, didn't want to make a thread about it but how the hell do I get into Touhou, or just what should I start with? I went to the wiki and got confused and scared so I came back here.

>> No.13221449

>>13221441
https://youtu.be/930H_ZRExbg?t=8s

>> No.13221451

>>13221409
She couldn't be any less american if she tried, chinese are like the opposite of americans, she also reads manga.

>> No.13221458

>>13221451

Today's America is China, dweeblord.

>> No.13221459
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>> No.13221464

>>13221458
How?

>> No.13221468
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>>13221449
But there are like 15 of them, I guess I'll just pick one and play it!

>> No.13221469

>>13221464
China owns America

denbts

>> No.13221472

>>13221464

The chinaman are buying Apple stock like it's fucking dog meat.

>> No.13221473

>>13221468 try Touhou 7.

>> No.13221478

>>13221468
Play the games and read the official mangos.

I can recommend Wild and Horned Hermit

>> No.13221482

>>13221469
>>13221472
What does that have to do with China being America? ESPECIALLY Meiling who's not the modern chinese type at all but rather the commie-era one with the Bruce Lee stereotype (albeit airheaded)?

>> No.13221499

>>13221396
Yuyoko, Patchouli, Kasen, Yuugi and Mamizou

>> No.13221501

>>13221499
You forgot Letty

>> No.13221505

>>13221473
>>13221478
Found a torrent with 14 of the games, thank you kind and based anons.

>> No.13221509

>>13221482
Jews.

>> No.13221517

>>13221509
What about them?

>> No.13221521

>>13221468
Oh my god, you're so fucking retarded, shit.

>> No.13221534

>>13221115
Are we going by Physical Appearance?
Mentality? Intelligence? Disposition?

>> No.13221536

>>13221521
Don't be mean to him he's posting cute images.

>> No.13221538

>>13221536
I already have all of those images though.

>> No.13221541

>>13221482
Airhead kung fu would be Jackie Chan

>> No.13221545
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>>13221541

YOUR SOUL
IS MINE

>> No.13221546

>>13221536
Cute images that are reposted all the time across all the internet.

>> No.13221547

>>13221541
Jackie Chan is at least competent and actually beats his opponents, he's nowhere near the level of stupidity and uselessness that is Meiling who's a joke character, even her only story mode was just a dream.

>> No.13221549
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"Bitches, leave."

- Reisen "No peace for dirt monkeys" Udongein Inaba.

>> No.13221552
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>>13221115
Taking things that aren't yours and selling them.

>> No.13221555

>>13221534
Personality? Clothing? >>13221536

>> No.13221567

>>13221547
Jackie Chan admits that he played the fool and clown in his movies to distinguish himself from Bruce Lee who was serious

>> No.13221570
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>>13221468
Just play Soku

>> No.13221575

>>13221549
reimu really loves rabbit stew, she brings it up often when talking to rabbits and watches them go bonkers.

Reisen is not american, she's a lackey who sells shoddy medicine for her superior, that's more gypsy than anything.

>> No.13221581

This thread has deteriorated into off topic shit posting

Mod pls delete

>> No.13221586
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>>13221581
We can bring it back

I believe in you, /jp/!

>> No.13221589
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Why is the US flag bikini as popular as it is with Japan?

>> No.13221597

>>13221586

Fock off, Ameritard. Go choke on a McLard.

>> No.13221602

>>13221575
I don't see how selling medicine is gypsy-ish, anon.

Gypsy just wander, rob and murder-rape things, which is like youkai in general but not Reisen in particular.

And Reimu knows her ass is inferior to the mooners, and Reisen isn't afraid to bring up that fact errrytimes.

>> No.13221606

>>13221589
Because they understand how great America is and want to show support for the greatest country in the world.

>> No.13221609
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>>13221597
I'm not even American

>> No.13221610

>>13221589
'Merica

FUCK YEAH

That's why.

>> No.13221625

>>13221505
Skip the first 5 games
Play them from EoSD and beyond.

Just play them on any difficulty you want. Yaou won't get the good endings and will miss a lot of things this way, but you'll get used to the setting and characters very fast.

If you don't enjoy the games after giving them a try, at least you can read the mangos with a lot of background information.

>> No.13221627

>>13221609

Fucking degenerate.

>> No.13221629

>>13221602
>I don't see how selling medicine is gypsy-ish, anon.
Never heard of gypsies selling snake oil? Reisen is pretty much that, she's also a useless dink doing a street job for someone else.
>And Reimu knows her ass is inferior to the mooners
Yeah she sure learned that fact when she beat the shit out of them in one evening and nearly left Reisen in her underwear.

>> No.13221632

>>13221589
I want to be her hands.

>> No.13221636
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>>13221609
I'm sorry to hear that.

>> No.13221641

>>13221627
>degenerate

Are you from /pol/?

Also /jp/ is a no bully board
pls no bully

>> No.13221645

>>13221629
But Eirin's drug ain't snake oil though, it's the closest to modern world medicine.

And Reimu got beaten by Yorihime, who was Reisen's former-master. She got railed hard, dude.

>> No.13221649

>>13221641
I'm from motherfuckin' EUROPE! That's where I'm from, you pussy kid.

All the best 2hus are from EUROPE!

>> No.13221653

>>13221649
No, all best Touhou characters come from the moon, and the moon is AMERICAN.

>> No.13221659

>>13221645
>But Eirin's drug ain't snake oil though
It's everything else, the point is it's shoddy medicine being sold on the streets, just like gypsies, certainly not american at all.
>And Reimu got beaten by Yorihime, who was Reisen's former-master.
Yeah and not Reisen or her actual masters, one person unrelated to her beating her doesn't mean ''the mooners'', much less Reisen who's a total weakling.

>> No.13221669

>>13221653
Moonbitches begone

>> No.13221673

>>13221659
How is it shoddy though? I never heard Eirin's drug being shoddy!

And Yorihime isn't unrelated to Reisen dude, even she's fond of the Rei.

>> No.13221677
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>>13221627
Please be more respectful of other cultures on /jp/.

To answer OP, Okuu, because she's usually nice, happy and well meaning but also proudly in possession of nuclear arms and can destroy the world if she feels like it.

>> No.13221678

>>13221649
What Touhous are European

>> No.13221680

>>13221669
Get out of here slav trash.

>> No.13221686

>>13221677
Okuu is stupid, too!

>> No.13221688

>>13221677
ruskies have nukes too...

>> No.13221689
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>>13221115
fatchouli

>> No.13221691

>>13221677
And she's also extremely stupid and get manipulated constantly.

>> No.13221696

>>13221678
Remilia, Flandolle, Alice (the Witch from Bucarest)...

>> No.13221697

Post Touhous eating hamburgers, fuck!

>> No.13221698

marisa beause she takes what she wants and has big firepower

>> No.13221704

>>13221677
How she can be nice, happy and well-meaning when she wants to motherfucking destroy the world when she got nukes?

>> No.13221707

>>13221696
None of those are good

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>>13221707

I'll Hadouken you.

>> No.13221719

>>13221673
>I never heard Eirin's drug being shoddy!
It's alien medicine, and Reisen also does her own homemade kind, you can't get more gypsy than that. Who knows what kind of shit that has and if it's even tested on humans (and if so how many humans suffered the consequences during testing).
>And Yorihime isn't unrelated to Reisen dude
She is, she's just someone who used to rule over her before, that's like saying all englishmen are related to Henry VIII and they should all take credit for his atrocities. Much less brag about it to the one who beat you and your current masters in a row.

>> No.13221731

>>13221719
>Who knows what kind of shit that has
Because you know about the content of the pills you take for your ADHD, of course...

And no, Yorihime and Reisen aren't related at all, you dumb fuck. I hoped secondaries all left /jp/, apparently not.

>> No.13221732

>>13221677
>because she's usually nice, happy and well meaning
What the fuck are you on, stop reading so much fanon shit, she's batshit crazy and is willing to kill every being on the surface for her own desires. She didn't even say sorry or anything, she just rolled along with it and drank her miko tea just like every other stage 6 boss.

>> No.13221735

>>13221589
After WW II the Japanese were stripped of their identity and culture due to the American occupation.

>> No.13221739

>>13221731
>Because you know about the content of the pills you take for your ADHD, of course...
Well yeah you can look up the ingredients in the back of the case.
>Yorihime and Reisen aren't related at all
That's what I said, learn to read.

>> No.13221740

>>13221715
Russians are subhumans, kill yourself.

>> No.13221742

>>13221732
Oh, the irony of having a secondary saying someone else to not read "so much fanon shit".

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>>13221735
Thank God for that!

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>>13221740

I'll fucking shank you, kiddo.

>> No.13221751

>>13221742
Amazing comeback, just say ''secondary'' and don't argue at all because it gives you peace of mind.

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>>13221748

>> No.13221755

>>13221743

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

A true American.

>> No.13221771

>>13221751
I don't need any comeback. I just need to point and laugh at your hipocrisy. If you want a comeback, wait for the guy you were actually talking to to answer.
Not that you can say the difference between two Anons, it takes time, and, being a newfriend, you can't.

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>>13221755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo

>> No.13221779

>>13221748
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.13221781

>>13221771
>at your hipocrisy.
You've yet to say in the slightest how exactly I'm a secondary and are just doing nothing but insults like a child.

>> No.13221800

>>13221781
And the hypocrit continues, this time carefully picking what he wants in a post that completely ravages him in a pathetic attempt to hide his buttdevastation.
That's really pathetic, but typical from secondaries.

>> No.13221805

>>13221800
Oh you're just one of those shitposters, carry on with the replies then.

>> No.13221816

>>13221691
Kanako didn't plan for her to want to destroy the very land she wanted to conquer.

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Which 2hu best resembles Sweden, /jp/?

>> No.13221835

>>13221805
And the secondary, being out of arguments, relies on childish insults, not understanding that he already embarassed himself.
Truly a pathetic creature.

>> No.13221849

>>13221823
There are no Somalis in Touhou.

>> No.13221872

>>13221835
>>13221805
Both of you are manchild autists.

>> No.13221879

>>13221719
Hmm, where's the source of Reisen doing her own homemade medicine? Also, what you are saying regarding Eirin is speculation, so far no one has bite it canon after drinking her drug.

And Reisen is Yorihime's pet dude, unlike the other rabbits. And Americans do brag about Wasington beating the brits all the time.

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FUCK YEAH, YOU FUCKO'S, A AMERICA THREAD!

CAN I GET A FUCK YEAH FOR AMERICAN?

COME ON, FUCKO'S, FUCK YEAH, AMERICA!

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han
bah
gah

>> No.13222085

>>13222078
Nah little Rumia is the hitler youth youkai.

>> No.13222088
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>>13222008

>> No.13222096
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>>13221549
Moon rabbits are disgusting gommunist scum.
7/20/1969 NEVER FORGET

>> No.13222111

>>13222096
FUCKING AMERICA!

SHOOT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER!

FUCK YEAH!

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>>13222096

>> No.13222145
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Is Reisen's route (where she beats Remi, Yuyuko and Yukari) in SWR "canon"?

>> No.13222149

>>13222145
No.

>> No.13222155

>>13222149
Why?

>> No.13222159

>>13222155
Because Reisen was too busy sucking off dudes to be canon.

>> No.13222168

>>13222145
Yes because all of those events happened at different times.

Interestingly Tenshi doesn't beat her up when she comes back.

>> No.13222170

>>13222159
I'm pretty sure that's just a mirage m8.

>> No.13222175

>>13222168
Because Tenshi fears a superior moon fighting specimen.

Even heaven is below the moon after all.

>> No.13223656
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The one that can eat the most hamburgers

>> No.13223714
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>>13221115

>> No.13224007

>>13221653
yup, belong to Chile

>> No.13224792

American is shit.

Only do bad.

Come to Japan, be all loud and touch everywhere.

No respect.

Bad American.

>> No.13224886

>>13222088
>>13222008
Could use a Crescent Moon on your flag, Americans. While we're at it, make the colors black with Arab writing on for good measure.

>> No.13224911
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We should bomb those filthy dumb ass chinese and norks straight to hell.

>> No.13224925

>>13224911

Rude American.

>> No.13224932
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>>13224925
Buzz off China. Long live the free world

>> No.13224947

>>13224932
I am convinced Senkaku rightfully belongs to Japan solely because of that caricature of an angry but cute oneesan.

>> No.13224964

>>13224947
She clearly looks like an obāsan

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We need more patriots fighting off these damn chinese and korean pigs infiltrating and trying to usurp the nation with tools such as the NHK airing korean filth.

>> No.13225003

>>13221468
Start with 6 or 7

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>>13223714

>> No.13228624

"America was a mistake"
-Benjamin Franklin

>> No.13228733

reimu is the most greek touhou

hehe

>> No.13229022

>>13228733
Is it because she is poor as HELL?

Did you just make a political joke?

hehehe

>> No.13229147

>>13229022
nice one

>> No.13229238

>>13229147
Thanks, dude.

>> No.13229294

>>13222078
>>13222085
Please do not involve little Rumia in your shitposting orgy.

>> No.13230092

>>13229294
Nobody's shitpostin here, kid.

This is a America thread!

America, fuck YEEAH!

>> No.13234562

How do I become american

>> No.13234595

>>13234562

Eat a burger and scream, FUCK YEAH!

Also, touch EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE.

>> No.13234704

>>13221115
I love Amerikasen!

>> No.13234716

>>13234704
I love Amerikasen and I love freedom!

>> No.13234724
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>>13234704

>> No.13234760

>>13221823
I wanna go sweden-land

>> No.13234765

>>13234760
Are you black?

>> No.13234780
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>>13234562
eat everything in sight

>> No.13234790

>>13234765
I'm italian.
lets say I'm 25% black

>> No.13234810

>>13221823
Veiny, curled feet of someone who wears too-tight shoes.
Would not bang, unfortunately.

>> No.13234858

>>13234790
Git the fuck out of my /jp/, ya freakin' NEGRO.

Git.

>> No.13236603

>>13234562
Marry one of them.

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>>13221823
Does anyone remember this thread?

>> No.13237444

>>13236603
No thanks

>> No.13240004

>>13237444
Not wanting to marry Yuyoko, Patchouli, Kasen, Yuugi, Letty, Okuu, Mamizou or possibly Marisa

U gay boi

>> No.13240363

>>13221468
>there are 15 games that chronologically follow each other
>which one do I start with

in case you were wondering the answer is not "with the latest game".

>> No.13240399
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Please be nice to people from other countries!

>> No.13241678
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CAPITALISM HO!!!

>> No.13241700

>>13222096

Glorious America, saving the day from the moon bunny menace.

We're just liberating the moon.

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reminder for my american friends

>> No.13243064

>>13241700
God bless

>> No.13243089
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We should have thrown 50 nukes on those damn socialist bastards.

God bless you MacArthur should have been president of the greatest nation on this planet.

>> No.13243594

>>13221459
That needs to be the U.S. Constitution between her fingers.

>> No.13243661

>>13241744
>Generally enforced
Jej

>> No.13244072

>>13241744

Hold on, loli is protected by the 1st amendment.

Even if there was some state law against loli it wouldn't hold up in court, would it?

>> No.13244123

>>13244072
Probably not.

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>>13223656
So... Yoshika?

>> No.13248997

>>13248993
I want to lick Yoshika's BIG ZOMBIE BOOBS.

>> No.13250868

>>13248997
Her bra is padded with grave dirt. The real things just rotted away a few hundred years ago...

>> No.13250956

>>13248993
Why is Yoshika's skin on her chest a different color from the one in her belly?

>> No.13251040

>>13250956
She needs a white undershirt

THEN AMERICA

>> No.13254622

>>13248997
that's necrophilia

>> No.13261817

>>13241744
>Live in a state where it's legal.
holy shit.

>> No.13262407

>>13241744
Why is it illegal to look at pictures of drawn little girls in the land of the free?

>> No.13262439

>>13262407
Cuz both religious right and SJW left have problems with porn, and even more with (fictional) child porn.

Glad there's Alaska where freedom of porn and freedom of guns are still reigning.

>> No.13262634

>>13262439
And marijuana's legal there.

>> No.13264327

>>13262634
who the fuck cares about that shit

>> No.13264423

>>13264327
People who smoke it.

>> No.13266667

>>13264423
Potheads can go fuck off the edge of my dick

>> No.13267877

>>13236647
No but going off that picture god damn I wish I did. I'm heading to the archive to read it now.

>> No.13268529

>>13236647
What's going on in this pic

>> No.13269632

>>13266667
>everyone who smokes weed is a pothead
Just like everyone who drinks is an alcoholic

>> No.13269667

>>13269632
One drink doesn't make you drunk

>> No.13269671

>>13269632
Every time this pothead excuse

>> No.13269695

>>13269667
This is entirely dependent on the drink itself and tolerance of the drinker. Just like weed.

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As much as everyone like to make fun of American patriotism I really love my country.

America is great. Freedom is great. Eagles are great. But Obama is a nigger, he needs to get out!

>> No.13269701

>>13269696
Well, you brought him there in the first place

>> No.13269715

>>13269695

>drink a glass of wine
>drunk, can't speak properly, thinking impaired

This is what potheads actually believe.

>> No.13269758

>>13269715
>take a toke of weed
>blasted, can't speak properly, thinking impaired

This is what soberfags actually believe

>> No.13269764

>>13269632
>>13269715
>>13269758
Who are you folks quoting tho?

>> No.13269773

>>13269758

Have you ever actually lit a j-joint to take only one puff?

That sounds ridiculous.

>> No.13269780

>>13269764
You of course, sillybuns

>> No.13269784

>>13269780
Please don't bully me and the quotin' function...

>> No.13270948

>>13269701
He isn't a descendant of slaves, so actually we didn't bring him here. He's the descendant of a coal burner and some nigger muslim.

>> No.13271326

>>13221115
>Touhou
>American
You should kill yourself.

>> No.13271346

>>13271326
Fuck off, Euroscum

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>>13241744
I live in New York~

And not the city, mind you.

>> No.13271574

>>13224007
>Chile
You mean Texas, right buddy?

>> No.13272528

>>13269671
You can't be this butt blasted can you?

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