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Anonymous Tue Mar 17 08:35:20 2015 No.13192624 [Reply] [Original]

You walk into the subway.
See this
What do you do

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 08:37:19 2015 No.13192628 >>13192624 befriend Time red and Kamen rider Agito

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 08:47:18 2015 No.13192645 Genocide

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 09:02:46 2015 No.13192680 Run

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 09:12:55 2015 No.13192692 >>13192624 Leave, go through a scan, buy a ticket, get back on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 09:19:52 2015 No.13192706 >be black Don't need to do a thing. They will just run away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 09:59:58 2015 No.13192808 File: 145 KB, 498x383, 1380231260017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Contemplate why the fuck I'm in a subway in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 10:12:12 2015 No.13192839 >>13192624 Immediately surrender all my San to the cute Eldritch Horror.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 10:18:05 2015 No.13192850 whip out dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 10:47:57 2015 No.13192939 >>13192850 you know that half of them are males, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 10:51:17 2015 No.13192952 File: 71 KB, 640x457, photo_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You walk into the subway. See this What do you do

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 11:50:06 2015 No.13193144 >>13192952 Give them the /jp/ dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 14:03:18 2015 No.13193498 >>13192939 whip out dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 15:00:01 2015 No.13193685 >>13192624 unzips dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 15:34:04 2015 No.13193794 >>13192952 >>13192624 Sit down and start messing with root browser. Pull out a hip flask and mutter to myself every so often.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 15:43:33 2015 No.13193838 >>13192624 run the fuck away

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 15:44:25 2015 No.13193844 >>13192952 Probably walk back out because I am creeped out by their unnatural stares.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 20:08:09 2015 No.13195067 File: 21 KB, 570x459, I never asked for this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13192624 Do an about-face and nope the fuck out of there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 20:14:00 2015 No.13195105 >>13192624 Wake up. >>13192952 Wake up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 10:18:50 2015 No.13197495 File: 19 KB, 500x281, Pavel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13192624 For fucks sake Artyom, come help me! They must be a new kind of the Dark Ones!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 10:41:27 2015 No.13197533 Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 12:37:21 2015 No.13197790 >>13192624 Regret that I only have seven rounds and left my extra mag at home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:28:10 2015 No.13198730 >>13192624 Ask for a 6 inch BLT, with a pepsi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 19:06:29 2015 No.13199539 >>13192628 You are good people /m/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 20:01:56 2015 No.13199805 Join them in my kig outfit of course

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 21:29:43 2015 No.13204317 >>13192939 >half

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 22:21:13 2015 No.13204467 Clambake the helmet!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 11:13:20 2015 No.13206262 >>13204317 do you have some stats? 70%? 90%?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 11:23:36 2015 No.13206293 >>13206262 100%

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 17:25:00 2015 No.13211976 >>13192624 Evangelize while shitting on their tastes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 17:26:09 2015 No.13211982 >>13192624 I'm in heaven. >>13192952 I'm in paradise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 17:42:42 2015 No.13212062 >>13206262 Pros are female. Fetish guys are, well, guys. There is female kig porn http://www.miraidouga.net/index.php?route=product/category&path=102

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 16:26:14 2015 No.13215899 File: 68 KB, 631x600, 1412289339026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13192624 Join them. Maybe someday.

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:38:20 2015 No.13217105
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I don't mean to brag, but I'm an accomplished trap. I know that my shitty, estrogen-filled genes is a large part of what makes me what I am. That's why it always makes me sad when I see people in kigus because they strike me as men who want to be cute, but have too many masculine features to become anything other than disgusting drag queens. I know it's rude of me to say because I don't actually know who's under the suit, but I can't knock the feeling that the majority of the people in those suits are unfortunate-looking anons that have taken up the hobby as their final frontier for becoming the little girl.

I'd do whatever I could to make them feel cute, god dammit. Talk to them about Johnny's idols, they don't even need to do anything but pantomime back to me and I'll carry the conversation. Compliment someone's keychain. Act like I'm happy to be in the presence of other cute girls. Anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:40:25 2015 No.13217117 >>13192952 >>13192952 give them my babymetal if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:48:19 2015 No.13217159 >>13217105 2/3 of kigs are grills.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 00:45:39 2015 No.13217684 >>13192624 turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 00:48:03 2015 No.13217694 [x] genuflect

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 00:55:14 2015 No.13217729 >>13192952 Start sweating

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 00:56:55 2015 No.13217737 >>13217105 >but I'm an accomplished trap prove it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:29:33 2015 No.13219979 >>13197533 you mean go ahead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 17:45:56 2015 No.13220641 Get anal ravaged by them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:29:42 2015 No.13221388 File: 8 KB, 200x150, we_dont_need_no_ky_jelly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13192952 When in doubt, just whip it out!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:25:57 2015 No.13221705 >>13217105 You make me feel warm inside, anon.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:48:14 2015 No.13222127
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>>13192952
That happened to me once.

In my country, the are subway cars only for women due to all the groping and sexual harassing.

I once boarded one of these cars, only after I sat down I realized that it was too late. I sat down and tried to pretend not to notice but they kept laughing at me and taking pictures.

I also didn't wanted to get off because the cops would arrest me.
I eventually got off (2 hours away from my destination). A cop grabbed me and I started crying, then he laughed and let me go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:51:33 2015 No.13222136 >>13222127 jesus christ dude where do you live

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:52:40 2015 No.13222142 >>13222136 Mexico.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:53:09 2015 No.13222144 >>13222127 Except they weren't schoolgirls like in the photo, they were probably grannies and ugly girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:56:42 2015 No.13222158 >>13222144 There were plenty of schoolgirls among all the women, it was the hour when they left school. Only the little girls didn't laughed at me, they were just confused. I love you little girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:18:23 2015 No.13222242 cum profusely

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 23:42:32 2015 No.13226730 >>13217684 >360 degrees i love you anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 01:49:24 2015 No.13231585 File: 19 KB, 500x330, CUNT DESTROYER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13192624 >prepare for battle

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 01:55:19 2015 No.13231598 File: 1.23 MB, 1322x1470, 324234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13192628 >>13199539 I wonder how many /jp/sies actually watch Kamen Rider. Early Hieisei was pretty heavy on da j-drama. Agito was my favorite too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:06:18 2015 No.13231629 count the men

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:25:36 2015 No.13231991 >>13192952 Run JAVs have taught me to never be alone with a Japanese female.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:32:53 2015 No.13232650 File: 46 KB, 300x297, rape_alarm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13231991 scared of rape alarms uh? buy one that is louder then theirs 📣

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 15:56:32 2015 No.13234163 >>13217737 >>13217105 couldnt prove it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:08:46 2015 No.13234221 File: 66 KB, 600x400, 5151232+_3f28937bafb0ce592a4e5470bd538824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:24:10 2015 No.13235636 I don't see my waifu anywhere in there so I'm sorry, but I am going to have to decline your offer off weird sexual intercourse girls

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:45:07 2015 No.13235717
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It depends. If I'm not in a hurry and in a good mood I would probably just continue on. A bunch of otaku dressed up like anime schoolgirls isn't that big a deal. It's some uncanny valley shit, obviously, but at least it'll be an anecdote. However, if it's the monday after a training weekend, and I'm at my most belligerent and least tolerant of differences, then anything that looks remotely happy becomes antagonist.

And, gosh, those masks sure have wide smiles, don't they?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 01:23:12 2015 No.13236114 File: 77 KB, 539x526, sweat forms.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13192952

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 04:29:35 2015 No.13236608 >>13217105 >but I'm an accomplished trap You aren't unless you're 2D. There are no traps in real life, my friend, only disgusting men pretending to be female.

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