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13191849 No.13191849 [Reply] [Original]

How much rape can a fairy take before she explodes?

I think we need to find out through rigorous testing. We don't want our fairies exploding do we? Once we find their limit we can use that knowledge in all future endeavors.

>> No.13192129

Read Lebor Gabála Érenn and the Mabinogion, OP

>> No.13192248
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Another fairy thread?
I don't know if my heart can handle it.

>> No.13192340
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>>13192248
>my heart
Your heart, right.

>> No.13192351
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>>13192340
I need that butt on my face!
NOW!

>> No.13192362

I want to rape the fairies together with /jp/!

>> No.13192370
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>>13192362
Me too.

>> No.13192386
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Fairies are always ready to fuck, you don't need to rape them.

>> No.13192432
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>>13192386
I wanna fuck a fairy so bad, so fucking bad...
Thank you 2hu for that fairy fetish that will never be fulfilled.

>> No.13192955

>>13192362
T-together?
What if our penises "accidentally" touch?

>> No.13192995

>>13192432
A fairy is just a girl with bug wings. If you want to get "realistic" about it, they don't even need the wings. Some random chick you meet could be a fairy. If you want the tiny type, just get a doll.

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>>13193047
What a waste of good fairy juice.

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>>13192955
Not a problem for me. Not at all.

>> No.13193774

>>13191849
We'll need to specify just how much damage each raping causes, which will of course vary from individual to individual. Let's take you for an example OP, how large is your cock and how long do your rape lasts?

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Fairy captured. Time for experimenting!

>> No.13195000

>>13194993
She doesn't look very happy about her situation.

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>>13195000
I sure hope she isn't.

>> No.13195035

>>13195011
Look how her wings have already grown back.
Fairies sure are a fascinating species.

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>>13195035
My bad, I posted them in the wrong order.

>> No.13195071

>>13195048
Oh I see. Feel free to continue the experiment.

>> No.13195249
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This one's strong

>> No.13195263

>>13195048
>>13195011
>>13194993
I wish this guy did more of this.

>> No.13195271

Fairies regenerate. Who cares if they explode? Hell, I don't even think they do.

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Help! The gubbermint's kidnapping my faeries!

>> No.13202974

>>13202962
Don't do this, Sunny!

>> No.13203002

>>13191849
Evaluating this shouldn't be too hard. We do need to measure several variables before we can proceed however:

- T: Surface tension of a fairy.
- V: Internal volume of the fairy's vagina.
- P: Volume of the rapist's penis.
- S: Average quantity of semen ejaculated into the fairy / rape.
- N: Cumulative amount of rapes received not including the current attempt.

In order to facilitate this, it is assumed that a fairy retains all semen inserted into her vagina between rapes and that all rapes are vaginal (ie, nothing anal or oral). Allow a certain margin of error in practice to account for these assumptions. Additionally, "explode" in this case refers to the point when the fairy's internal pressure exceeds her body's surface tension - this may only result in rupture rather than an explosion but I think this is acceptable.

It stands to reason that every rape will result in the fairy's internal pressure, "I", increasing by a function of S. It's easy to also overlook P during the rape, which would temporarily increase I. Until I > T, the fairy will remain air-tight and unexploded. Therefore 3 scenarios exist in regards to I...

1- The fairy is in-between rapes. In this case, I = (N x S) - V.
2- The fairy is being raped. In this case, I = ((N x S) + P) - V.
3- The fairy is being cummed inside of. In this case, I = ((N x S) + P + S) - V.

In all scenarios, if (T - I) < 0, explosion takes place. We can figure out when this will happen easily enough: scenario 3 is the one providing us with the greatest value for I, so...

Rapes before explosion = T / (((N x S) + P + S) - V)

You're welcomed, anon.

>> No.13203135

>>13203002
your calculations are wrong since they do not factor in the possibility of a muffcap being employed

>> No.13203389
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Why rape them when you can have happy sex instead? Fairies are for loving.

>> No.13204299

>>13203002
Um. Two things.

One, you're not factoring in what I'd like to call "thrust impact" (TI). The hardest thrust given at any time during the rape must be added to the calculation for I to see if the fairy breaks at any point.

Two, the "Rapes before explosion" formula is nonsense. It should be more like "available" tension at peak depth/thrusting over delta semen per rape to get the number of rapes before exploding. Or:

Rapes before explosion = ((T + V) - P - TI) / S

A fairy gently raped with a tiny penis will last longer than one brutally raped with a huge beast-cock. In fact, this entire model is based on the volume of semen being ejaculated more than the size/strength of the penis or the durability of the vagina being penetrated. Unless the fairy is weak and has a tiny vagina (enough so that mere thrust impact and penis size would be able to explode her), she will never explode no matter how many times she is raped.

It stands to reason that in all cases, both P and S will equal 0 as 2hus are female. This means that a fairy only requires a single rape to explode as long as the rapist is fucking her hard enough (TI > (T + V)). In all other cases, the fairy will never explode even as N approaches infinity.

>> No.13204329

>>13204299
Go back to /sci/ and pay attention this time.

>> No.13204460

>>13204329
Damnit man, a question was asked and must be answered!!

>> No.13205353

Wind resistance not mentioned. Equation a fail.

>> No.13205430

>>13203389
I'm of the opposite opinion. Why have happy sex when you can rape them instead?

>> No.13205514

http://eluku99.blog93.fc2.com/

Related. Enjoy.

>> No.13208108

>>13205514
Can't beat the last boss even with the cheats........
Too much health regen, too many insta-kills. My poor little fairy is so full after all the rapes she's endured it's a miracle she hasn't exploded yet!
Piss-poor controls and hit-detection but fun never the less.

You should probably have mentioned it's NSFW anon btw.

>> No.13208142

>>13205514
Can't read moon, so I have no idea what this is supposed to be.

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>>13205514
>>13208108
I can't even beat the second boss, this game is hard as shit.

>>13208142
It's a fighting game where you play as a little fairy. Brace yourself for a lot of rape

>> No.13208258

>>13205514
>fairy fighting
It's shit. Never heard of this wolf dungeon. Someone else play it and see if it, too, is shit.

>> No.13208488

>>13208238
The second boss isn't too hard if you give yourself unlimited health (hit down a few times when picking your character) - you will still be defeated by blue-bar-specials though. You can also just skip it (up to pick a stage) and you'll still see the cutscene for defeating it.

The controls are shit and the hit detection is shit, as was said in >>13208108. But nobody's playing this for the gameplay anyway. Just mash Q or A repeatedly if you can trap an enemy in a corner and down they go. Or just pick a stage and watch yourself get raped!

Some bosses have unique game over screens if a specific attack finishes you off. Not all special-ending-attacks are insta-kills, some of them require you to get caught and to not free yourself in time (ex, the corrupt fairy). Others require a certain sequence of attacks to hit (ex, the bee thing needs to fill your orifices with eggs before it'll use its special finishing move).

Playing this game, I've concluded that >>13204299 and >>13203002 are wrong. Fairies are infinitely elastic and will never explode. Fill 'em with semen? They distend like balloons. Shove another fairy into them? They'll stretch wide enough to accomodate the passenger! Fuck them up the ass with tentacles several times their body length? Watch it come out the other end! Fun times for all...

>> No.13208493

>>13208488
truly they are perfect beings.

>> No.13208530

>>13208238
go for the eye with down back punch to do that superman move

or just......... git good. lol
the little green men are whats tripping me up.... 2 is fine but when all 5 are there and using vines to trap you and rape you it gets ridiculous............ so i skipped it
not sure what to do on stage 18 with the weird fuckchairs and the jellyfish i guess theres a special way of beating this one maybe you need to 'use' all the fuckchairs without letting the jellyfish drag you into the tentacle walls???

>> No.13208973

I can't take it easy like this.
Fairies are for loving.

>> No.13209845

>>13208530
samefag here
okay so i beat the game..... the last boss is so cheap because of its fast-regenerating hp....
okay so...
* the mist ghost things you have to break the statue to beat the stage
* the 'hell door' stage you have to use all 4 fuckchairs but it glitches sometimes the jellyfish may or may not have to be dead (it comes back after a while) do not touch the sides of the screen or you get raped by tentacles
* last boss its the thing on the right the rest is just there to rape you walls ceilling floor plus the thing about the boss itself has tentacles and weird shit to rape you with no matter what dont let the zombie fairy rape you while something else already has you or its dooooone........
* i think theres 2 endings if the bar at the bottom is flashing or not but i only saw the one where the fairy rips the dicks out of the other fairies and they leave the cave
* btw if you press other keys when picking your character it will give you a different color even in cutscenes
this was a fun shit game any more like it?

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>>13209845
Syakuga is very fun. Sadly there are no cute fairies involved, but zombies, shota and succubi.

>>13208973
That's why you should fill a fairy's belly with your love juice!

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New doujinshi with the faeries.
Guro warning :
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48666334

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>>13210198
If you abuse a fairy it should only be cutely and with consensual rape afterward.

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>> No.13211437

>>13210820
The two page suicide book was one thing, but this is just silly.

>>13209845
I can't believe you had the patience to finish the whole thing? Over 18 stages? I only remember doing some cheap thing that lets you win without getting touched and quitting after 4 or 5.

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>>13210840
Of course.
Seriously though, I may post about fairy bullying, rape and guro, but I would never hurt them IRL.

>> No.13211486

>>13210887
That's a helluva lot of cum! I wonder how many guys used that condom.

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>>13211486
Just one guy who really likes Luna.

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I need a tight, wet fairy kitty.

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>>13218705
I wonder would Cirno let me play with it

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>>13218843
Pretty sure she would.

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>>13218853
If Cirno dresses like that no one will be able to think of anything else

>> No.13220414

Man,

I

Wanna

FUCK

A

Fairy...

>> No.13220428
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>>13220414
We all do, my man.

>> No.13224215

>>13191849
Have you tried checking FATAL?

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>>13191849

...See, this is why I go to /tg/ for non-insane fairy discussions. Can't you people leave the poor things alone without going full youkai on them?

>> No.13224872

>>13210887
I can't get enough of this. That look of dread...

>> No.13224880

>>13210820
But they're FAIRIES! They regenerate! They get run over and a minute latter they'll regenerate!

>> No.13224883
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>>13224830
We're not insane. We just really, REALLY love fairies.

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>>13224880
Of course they're fine, don't worry about it.

>> No.13225037

>>13218705
There are no fairy kitties. They always take the shape of little girls.

>> No.13225137

>>13224872
Yeah. The guy is probably like "See this? This is how much is gonna go in you."

>> No.13231673

>>13225137
Which version of eratoho is that so I can avoid getting busty fairies?

>> No.13231895

>>13225137
Well, yeah. She's going to drink that.

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>>13225037
What?! You mean to say that fairies don't have slippery wet hairless pussies?

>> No.13241102

can fairies get pregnant

>> No.13241140
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>>13241102
Canonically the answer seems to be no, but it's not like we've seen any male fairies. Probably a reason. Fairy spawning is probably as magically-based as decommissioning (what counts as death).

Sex might not be particularly pointless for fairies, however. Probably still feels good, and they probably care little who and how many they do it with. I mean fairy orgies are one of those common literary things, right? Besides that, they're little avatars of natural magic; it probably does something functional, too.

>> No.13241178

>>13241140
>fairy orgies are one of those common literary things
You can't get away with saying something like that without citing some sources.
As a scholar, I need them for academic purposes.

>> No.13241382

>>13241140
This post gave me a boner.

>> No.13241402
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>>13241178
Most obvious example that comes to mind is Peter Pan. I shit you not, read the original.

>> No.13241424

>>13241402
Some googling suggests that the author was referring to ye olde English definition of orgy, i.e. a pagan religious ceremony.

But who knows, they could have just been fucking. Still a far cry from the gaelic fairy tales I grew up with.

Irish faeries will FUCK YOU UP if you aren't careful. They're basically like the kappa but without the anal fixation.

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>>13241424
Bah, sounds like puritan scum editing history to me.

Roger on the Irish fairies, though, they're some nasty shit. Wonder how different this thread would be if we were talking about those.

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>>13191849
>We don't want our fairies exploding do we?
What if I like my fairies exploded?

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>>13241467
>What if I like my fairies exploded?
What?

>> No.13241482

>>13241424
How can anyone get beat up by a fairy?

>> No.13241486
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>>13241467
Please don't kill the fairies.

>>13241480
>that pic
Heh

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>>13241490
Reverse rape with the fairies of Light!

>> No.13241512
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>>13241482
Legend in my grandparents' hometown held that if you were to wander off into the bogs that surrounded the village, you'd get jumped by fairies who would spirit you away or just plain drown you in the marshes.

>>13241486
>Please don't kill the fairies.
And yet you use a pic from that series...

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>>13241490
It isn't rape if I want to be tied up and have fairies buck hard while orgasming on my cock.

>> No.13241581

>>13241486
Is that from the waterducts?

>> No.13241626

>>13241512
What series?

>> No.13241649
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>>13241140
>Canonically the answer seems to be no

Whaaaaaaaa?

Especially in Japan there's legends everywhere of people banging mythological beings that bear them children. Watching Folktales From Japan makes me think 2/3s of Japanese are descendants of the supernatural.

>> No.13241658

>>13241649
>Especially in Japan there's legends everywhere of people banging mythological beings that bear them children
In ancient greece too, and yet...

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>>13241649
Oh yeah, for sure, I just meant that from the apocrypha of some wiki's words it seems that "fairies leave no children". I am totally OK with the idea of half-fairy offspring, just sayin'.

Of course now I wonder what pregnancy would even do to fairies; magic is all sorts of bullshit.

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>>13241581
Yep.
There is some good shit on there, sometimes.

>> No.13241833

>>13241704
Death to slimes, everywhere.
I demand vengeance for my Luna-chan.

>> No.13241851

>>13241833
>metal slimes
How does that even work?

>> No.13241870

>>13241851
I thought that the picture in >>13241704 had a slime dissolving Luna. I'm not going to go and double-check, fuck that.

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>>13241550
I have been monitoring this thread from the start, but this post went way past my lewd threshold.

>> No.13241920

>>13241872
- Tanlines
- Glasses
- Micro bikini
- School backpack
It's like someone had to meet a fetish quota.

>> No.13241934

>>13241872
If that was too lewd for you you're slipping dude.

>> No.13241949

>>13241872
He says, while posting THAT artist.
He has some badassed not-porn, too.

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>>13241870
It's indeed the pic of the dissolved Luna.

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>>13241951

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>> No.13242210

>>13242017
STOP!

IN THE NAME OF LOVE

>> No.13243473

Luna, light of my life, fire of my loins!

>> No.13243730 [DELETED] 

>>13241486
>>13241704
I can't find it...

>> No.13248415

I wish I was a fairy, I'd get myself chubby on human cum

>> No.13248479

>>13248415
Same.

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I still want to fuck a fairy. Does it ever stop?

>> No.13252450

>>13252438
Eventually well all be chemically castrated by the cops.

Until then no.

>> No.13252629

>>13191849
Semen counts as danmaku.

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