What does /jp/ thinks of Ran Yakumo? Is she an abusive mother or rather a kind and pristine one?

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Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:49:42 2015 No.13191747 [Reply] [Original]

What does /jp/ thinks of Ran Yakumo?
Is she an abusive mother or rather a kind and pristine one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:50:36 2015 No.13191750 File: 723 KB, 1200x1700, my treasure.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think she is the best waifu one can possibly have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:52:07 2015 No.13191753 File: 149 KB, 1020x1159, world is rainbows.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does Ran gets abused by Yukari?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:53:47 2015 No.13191757 File: 77 KB, 800x875, 1425410114660.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:54:27 2015 No.13191760 >>13191753 Do you abuse your PC and never clean or defrag it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:57:54 2015 No.13191764 File: 86 KB, 414x300, yukari1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13191760 well yeah, but I just can't help it sometimes other people use it too.. oh wait

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:59:19 2015 No.13191767 File: 63 KB, 419x296, improud.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13191760 At least she beats Yukari in breast size competition.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:02:17 2015 No.13191780 >>13191747 I would see her as a "you spare the rod, you spoil the child" parent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:03:46 2015 No.13191789 >>13191760 >defrag >not using solid state

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:05:48 2015 No.13191799 File: 54 KB, 666x1021, 75e3be633ddb9aecce66032de61392eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like something a young mother would wear. Looks good on Ran.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:10:44 2015 No.13191818 File: 339 KB, 1000x1000, 1423589848434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13191799 hnnngg

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:11:45 2015 No.13191821 File: 55 KB, 789x711, 1423589264553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13191780 but that is good isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:14:09 2015 No.13191832 >>13191821 Didn't say it was bad, Anon. How all children should be raised.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:21:41 2015 No.13191855 File: 375 KB, 256x256, TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:29:14 2015 No.13191889

>>13191780
Nah, she's clearly one of those children of abusive parents who pledge never to beat their own kids.

Whether she'll keep her resolve is another story. Chen is a bit spoiled, but so far we haven't seen her doing anything that would require drastic measures.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:35:00 2015 No.13191916 >>13191889 she bullied Hatsune Miku

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:54:35 2015 No.13191972 >>13191916 Cool fanfic, mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:59:08 2015 No.13191983 >>13191972 very cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxRuR6-K8Gg

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 03:35:28 2015 No.13192105 File: 359 KB, 800x615, 1339170455177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ran does what any caring guardian should do. Leaving children to their own devices just asks for trouble later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 13:11:09 2015 No.13197882 File: 576 KB, 900x1200, 41159900_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13191789 Ran puts me in a solid state.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:04:15 2015 No.13198588 File: 52 KB, 699x700, 040BAiJRYukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13191753 It's canon that she does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:09:13 2015 No.13198622 File: 102 KB, 840x470, angry daddy yukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13191753

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:10:09 2015 No.13198626 >>13191972 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6362552/1/Ran-Sama https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6573280/1/Yukari-Sama

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:21:43 2015 No.13198693 File: 674 KB, 1359x1922, 4800d2057e8304f10acf1b698a2938dc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:31:02 2015 No.13198745 File: 635 KB, 832x1181, 1267789511864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 17:20:34 2015 No.13203334 I would beat her with my umbrella.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 18:14:35 2015 No.13203508 File: 460 KB, 763x536, suwakoto.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sure she's nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 01:08:01 2015 No.13204890 File: 366 KB, 639x577, Ran and Youmu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ran is my favorite Dog Days character

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 01:18:48 2015 No.13204941 >>13198693 is ran firin her lazor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 01:36:45 2015 No.13205012 >http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Article_and_Interview:_Yukari I'd like to remind you all that Ran getting beatings from Yukari is canon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 01:40:12 2015 No.13205023 >>13205012 You don't perform percussive maintenance on your PC?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 05:14:27 2015 No.13205612 >>13205023 No, I spray it with compressed air. Maybe Yukari should just get a squirt bottle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 09:54:25 2015 No.13206110 >>13191750 Ran is implying chen's hat is replaceable. I hope it becomes a tsukumogami and comes back to haunt them. (Hats are tools too, they protect us from the sun)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 10:05:42 2015 No.13206132 File: 554 KB, 850x605, sample_a541564364313c0bba0a3e2491d3b25e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanted to be spoiled by those nine tails!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 10:12:55 2015 No.13206148 Ran is a perverted mother

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 11:25:59 2015 No.13206298 >>13206148 Is it really he fault though? She might have been neglected by her master. I bet that leads to a lot of pent up frustration.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 00:44:55 2015 No.13209208 File: 1.35 MB, 1137x1498, Ran1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 18:33:27 2015 No.13216397 File: 700 KB, 992x1402, fb940ebf3936588123ad238964feadc8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have swimsuit sex with Ran.

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 19:05:34 2015 No.13216510
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>>13191747
I don't think she's abusive. Yukari wouldn't allow it. But she's certainly extremely strict, through given how unreliable Chen is, Ran probably doesn't ask her much.
So of course, when she orders Chen and is disappointed, she gotta be strict to be sure she'll be obeyed next time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 03:07:50 2015 No.13218114 Ran a pedophile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:21:35 2015 No.13219315 >>13191780 What does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:41:38 2015 No.13219478 >>13216510 >But she's certainly extremely strict [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:16:38 2015 No.13219572 >>13219478 Play the game, secondary-chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:35:54 2015 No.13219629 >>13191747 Is it abuse if Chen enjoy it? Cats do enjoy being patted. >>13191753 Is it abuse if Ran enjoy it? Ran's a freak who never get laid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:05:15 2015 No.13220090 File: 96 KB, 717x960, 54b6057b542c236057c9bb53e59ad074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13209208 so soft

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:14:52 2015 No.13220112 http://a.pomf.se/opydtd.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:24:30 2015 No.13220140 >>13220112 Dat hip jiggle gets me every time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 16:01:57 2015 No.13220268 File: 182 KB, 1000x1254, B6vu8mJCIAEB8zL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ran strikes me as the type of girl to have the perfect ass. Shapely yet firm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 17:00:43 2015 No.13220424 File: 111 KB, 1000x1000, 810b69da6e9f8ef5f4a1f43ea61286df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220268 Too bad it's hidden under heavy clothes and nine (9) tails and that you need a map to find your way to her ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:36:34 2015 No.13221143 File: 917 KB, 1400x1800, foxbutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13220424 That just makes whatever glimpse you manage of her butt all the more special!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:00:24 2015 No.13221532 I fucking hate this smug-ass bitch cunt, I just want to punch her fucking face every time she looks smug. POW, right in the fucking kisser. Fucking cunt bitch poser kuso.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:04:49 2015 No.13221553 >>13221143 Finally realized she's bending over, not sitting. It's still disgusting.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:15:40 2015 No.13221628

>>13221143
>that blush
She can blush all she wants. That mouth-hiding hand proves that she knows what she's doing. Whatever happens next will be her fault.

>>13221532
>hitting the kisser
>not hitting the butt
Don't damage the stuff, that's unprofessional.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:19:07 2015 No.13221652 File: 135 KB, 850x815, 1418286083309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ran is a loving caretaker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:20:24 2015 No.13221661 >>13221652 [Source needed]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:25:41 2015 No.13221703 Where does the "Ran spanks Chen" thing comes from? I don't remember seeing anything in the game to support it. Unless it comes from the Extra stage or the books.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:30:27 2015 No.13221734 >>13221703 There's always spanking stuff whenever two characters' relationships even vaguely resembles a guardian/child relationship.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:34:20 2015 No.13221762

>>13221734
I would understand between Rinnosuke and Marisa, or another pairing that make sense, but between the hardworking Ran who's always busy and Chen who just do whatever she wants, I don't understand the logic.
If bakeneko are anything like that, beating her won't fix her attitude. If anything, that'll encourage her to leave the house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:39:42 2015 No.13222102 File: 293 KB, 870x732, wacdonalds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221652

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:32:52 2015 No.13224220 >>13219572 Well you obviously didn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:07:38 2015 No.13224318 >>13224220 (Play the game, secondary-chan.)^2

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:10:33 2015 No.13224327 >>13221734 Is there a image where Yukari spanks Ran while she's spanking Chen? Like a human (youkai?) centipede of spanking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:11:25 2015 No.13224330 File: 260 KB, 699x700, 040BAiJRYukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13216510 Yukari herself is abusive as fuck. http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Yukari

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:13:53 2015 No.13224337 >>13224327 Not that I'd know, but that's an interesting idea. Have you tried asking on /d/? They sometimes have a spanking thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:15:43 2015 No.13224347 >>13224330 I don't know if abused kids tend to abuse their own kids, however...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:42:37 2015 No.13224426 >>13224337 >sometimes It's numbered general, like every non-futa thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 18:33:28 2015 No.13225367 >>13224426 What do you mean by numbered general?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 20:37:09 2015 No.13225984 >>13224330 Poor ran =(

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 03:23:38 2015 No.13227185 >>13224347 As a psych major, I can tell you that abused kids tend to become bullies and abusive parents as a way to gain control in their lives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 06:24:17 2015 No.13227607 >>13227185 How do you determine if Ran is just strict or totally abusive?

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 06:35:58 2015 No.13227621
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>>13227607
That's simple. Just look how Ran spanks Chen.
If Ran uses her hand, it's okay.
If she uses something, like a rice paddle, a belt or a hairbrush, she's strict.
If Ran binds Chen to a chair after removing all her clothes and whip her with a notched, bloody old whip, then she's probably abusive.

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 06:47:16 2015 No.13227637
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>>13227607
Or, to put it in perspective, if Chen can smile, then Ran isn't abusive. Everyone and their mother know that abused kids never laugh or smile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 07:24:53 2015 No.13227715 File: 1.06 MB, 640x360, 1360268223884.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13227637 is that so

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 08:52:00 2015 No.13227898 >>13224330 Born as a slave, raised as a slave and will die as one. Egregious

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 09:14:48 2015 No.13227976 >>13227898 Born to be loved, raising her child with love, and will die surrounded with love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 10:27:48 2015 No.13228136 >>13227976 Chen isn't her child. She's her slave.

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 10:29:47 2015 No.13228142

>>13224330
I mean, if what Yukari says has even an ounce of truth to it, then Ran doing anything independently of Yukari results in Ran becoming less powerful and more easily defeated.

On the other hand, I am pretty sure the relationship of shikigami is entirely based around the individuals entering into the relationship, so Yukari probably uses it to keep a short leash on Ran. At least with Chen and Ran, the relationship seems to be much more independent.

In short, Ran got what was coming to her by the law of the land, fairness aside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:47:31 2015 No.13228307 >>13228142 Whipping slaves back in the days was legal. That doesn't mean it's morally or ethically responsible.

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 11:54:03 2015 No.13228318

>>13228307
Unlike a slave, Ran was not forced into making a contract with Yukari. She could have remained an independent, if weaker, youkai.

Ran became her shikigami to further her own power, and sacrificed her freedom as a result. There is a very clear gain for a very clear loss.

It really is not akin to slavery, more like indentured servitude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 12:22:27 2015 No.13228394 >>13228318 And that makes it acceptable for Yukari to beat Ran into a coma?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 13:11:00 2015 No.13228551 >>13228136 I was talking 'bout the fox but whatever, works for both

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 13:17:39 2015 No.13228572 I think I fucking love Ran-sama, is what I think! I'm going to marry her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 13:31:55 2015 No.13228601 >>13228572 Now Yukari is gonna beat both of you up!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 13:43:04 2015 No.13228630 >>13228394 Yes. Youkai are not humans, so human ethics do not apply.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 13:44:43 2015 No.13228635 >>13228601 Well that's just rude of her.

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 13:49:19 2015 No.13228648

>>13228318
>>13228142
It's more like a strict master/apprentice relationship, assuming what Yukari says is the truth. It may be unpleasant and even unethical to do what Yukari is doing, but that is the teaching method that works based on Yukari's experience.

Remember also that the way Yukari talks about this may be partly intended just to mess with Aya. Yukari lives pretty much without fears, and I wouldn't put it past her to be saying what she says just to get Aya mad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:45:10 2015 No.13228807 I want to scratch Ran's ears!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:54:58 2015 No.13228839 >>13228648 Now I want a story where Aya becomes Yukari's shikigami and get spanked on a daily basis until her resistance breaks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 21:48:24 2015 No.13230548 >>13191767 The fuck you talking about, Yukari almost always has cowtits in fanart like Ran.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 01:56:37 2015 No.13231603
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>>13228136
>>13228551
If you would be abandoned by your mother and taken to a shelter, and there was a kind lady who would take care of you, what does that make of her? Because the cunt who abandoned you like trash isn't your mother, the one who raised you is, and Ran is doing extraordinary job at it, and also you don't need to point out obvious facts that Chen is Ran's spellcard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 01:59:40 2015 No.13231611 File: 1.06 MB, 1500x1200, 40f9cfdff7ddd485a53ded11ba7ddeed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to make more Chens with Ran!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:26:22 2015 No.13231706 File: 122 KB, 480x640, touhou chen smile hearts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13231603 Chen is just too cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:51:55 2015 No.13232073 File: 1.07 MB, 908x1150, thtrjtydj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13221652 Do you have the cute cute where Chen is playing with her ears while she sleeps sitting up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:58:18 2015 No.13232093 File: 787 KB, 800x9580, touhou chen and ran play with ears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13232073 This artist draws ultra cute Chen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 04:22:14 2015 No.13232164 File: 1.18 MB, 1100x1400, ran.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13232093 Cute overload!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:20:16 2015 No.13232618 File: 333 KB, 688x1000, my heart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13232093 this artist draws Chen that gives you diabeties even if you look at it for a split of second

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:25:54 2015 No.13232631 File: 554 KB, 708x1000, too much.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13232618 >it I mean her, sorry for being retarded non-native english.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:30:25 2015 No.13232642 File: 682 KB, 1024x768, 5ea511d9e3c0cf08d6559f7c6e777234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13232618 >>13232631 You don't need to speak. You can just post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:58:21 2015 No.13232717 File: 245 KB, 800x800, a flying giraffe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13232642

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:00:05 2015 No.13232722 >>13232631 "It" Is the correct term anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:01:09 2015 No.13232726 File: 145 KB, 850x717, responsibility.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:02:10 2015 No.13232731 For a thread that started with a spanking picture, it's quite tame.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:02:10 2015 No.13232732 File: 217 KB, 800x800, sparkling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13232722

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:06:22 2015 No.13232742 File: 175 KB, 900x950, 9c4a0c09abb9b60bce98657feecd9029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm more curious at the lack of Akyuu spanking, given the huge amount of bullshit in her book, and given she's probably the more vulnerable touhou ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:07:54 2015 No.13232752 File: 482 KB, 2000x1200, diabeties .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:08:56 2015 No.13232757 File: 242 KB, 542x741, diabeties v2 alpha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:09:57 2015 No.13232761 File: 146 KB, 1191x670, chen_orderz_sushi_by_gs_mantis-d8kv5ly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:11:47 2015 No.13232767 File: 105 KB, 800x450, honk with it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13232742

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:29:25 2015 No.13232813 File: 828 KB, 1800x1400, 2fe49d9eafa6b63944fe388cec78ae58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13232742 Well, there's this one, but it's indeed very rare.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 15:11:04 2015 No.13233936 >>13232164 Look at that fluffy Ran!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 12:56:32 2015 No.13237801 >>13232813 Look at that crying Akyuu!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 14:33:44 2015 No.13238103 >>13232742 those thighs are unreal

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 14:45:49 2015 No.13238151 >>13232742 It's because nobody likes spanking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 15:25:52 2015 No.13238306 >>13238151 You =/= everybody, kid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:05:53 2015 No.13239853 File: 172 KB, 331x253, SLAP!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ran has had enough!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:17:18 2015 No.13240008 >>13238306 There was zero need for him to add "except for that one faggot" just to appease you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 05:21:05 2015 No.13240493 >>13240008 Why do you pretend to be someone else, kid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 05:30:54 2015 No.13240513 File: 341 KB, 331x1021, cf186cd934ea6b04f0484e9217355bcf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ran's a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 05:49:45 2015 No.13240556 File: 549 KB, 650x650, Stop playing!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13240513 Maybe they should've just fucking waited like she said.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 06:01:51 2015 No.13240574 >>13240556 That's no excuse to beat people. Do you see me punching people when they touch my glasses or my computer? Of course not, because I aim for the eyes when I punch people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 05:44:01 2015 No.13244880 >>13191747 She's a prime bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 12:33:41 2015 No.13245774 >>13232726 That awkward feel when you realize you are your own waifu.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 13:43:29 2015 No.13249866 >>13245774 I don't know that feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 20:30:49 2015 No.13251548 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm25729263 Wow! Those Tails!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:21:32 2015 No.13256005 >>13216510 Cute Chen butt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 18:51:13 2015 No.13260294 >>13191747 Why is Chen so lewd?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:03:19 2015 No.13260339 File: 853 KB, 944x1337, touhou chen sad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13260294 But she isn't. It's lewd artists doing bad things with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 19:05:49 2015 No.13260345 I want to fatten up Ran. Is this okay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:05:25 2015 No.13260529 File: 358 KB, 1000x1200, 583bea9e82669156b1b50ecb865eda47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13260345 But Ran is already fat in all the right places.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:31:43 2015 No.13260609 >>13260529 >>13260582

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 20:41:26 2015 No.13260653 File: 400 KB, 1000x1800, please_do_not_sexualize_the_chen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13260339

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 21:28:50 2015 No.13260851 File: 361 KB, 852x1000, touhou chen red hood mochen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13260653 That artist should draw less lewd Chen and more cute Chen like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 03:27:30 2015 No.13262038 File: 140 KB, 645x495, CHEN BUTT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13256005

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 03:29:15 2015 No.13262045 File: 524 KB, 850x3230, 291696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Ran for her kindness

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 03:32:01 2015 No.13262053 File: 1.14 MB, 591x591, little miracles.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13260851

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 03:33:44 2015 No.13262059 File: 849 KB, 820x1000, unf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13260345 it;s okay, I will make sure she gets enough sexcersise

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:29:59 2015 No.13265099 >>13262059 Does beating Chen's cute butt counts as proper exercise?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:51:58 2015 No.13265172 File: 57 KB, 600x763, touhou chen crying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13265099 No, it counts as abuse!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 23:27:25 2015 No.13265491 File: 15 KB, 282x360, 1428031645445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to give Ran-sama's fluffy tails the b!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 00:18:49 2015 No.13265675 >>13265491 I want to give it to Chen's butt. >>13265172 There's no bad parenting. Only bad kids. >inb4 this is taken out of context by SJWs and blown out of proportion

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 00:22:39 2015 No.13265695 I want to play with her ears. Do you think she'd mind?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 05:47:01 2015 No.13266792 File: 407 KB, 640x640, 1425268762434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13265675 What about alcoholic parents that beat their kids for entertainment to the point that in some cases they get killed by their own child?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 07:33:22 2015 No.13266957 >>13266792 They obviously haven't spanked their shikigami into submission enough. Because, sorry to remind you that, but Chen isn't Ran's daughter, secondary-kun. Perhaps if you played the games you would know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 08:26:39 2015 No.13267058 >>13266957 Chen was adopted

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 08:52:11 2015 No.13267108
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>have about 20 GBP saved up
>get the rumbly wumblies for tendies
>see Ran sleeping in her futon
>rip the sheets off the slut
>TENDIES TENDIES TIME FOR TENDIES
>Anon? I'm very tired after taking care of Yukari and Chen...
>I grab the bitch's tails and start yanking
>EMPTY TUMTUM IS NO FUNFUN
>Anon, please. Let go and I'll make you your tendies.
>FUCK YEAR
>5 minutes later...
>she comes out and brings me my tendies
>rub my hands together as I begin the feast
>it tastes like shit until I realize what it is
>BITCH YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL ME?
>A-anon, it's not what you think it is! Eirin told me it's unhealthy for you to always eat that so I got the -
>Throw the plate at her head, knocking her down to the ground
>She starts weeping as I pick up one of those disgusting Aki vegan tendies
>I drop my sweatpants as I prepare to flavor it with my special sauce
>TIME FOR THE AIRPLANE RAN! YUMYUM!
>Tears run down her face as she faces the consequences like a bad shikigami
And now that whore only gets me Mokou© tendies. I'm glad Yukari gapped me here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:13:39 2015 No.13267143 >>13267108 Dear lord this autism

>>	None !u.ddykRmDU Fri Apr 3 10:43:25 2015 No.13267352 >>13267108 I don't even know. I don't WANT to know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 11:14:56 2015 No.13267461 >>13267352 I think you have an idea considering the tripcode.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 12:15:59 2015 No.13267709 File: 772 KB, 1024x1280, 1424411304928.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13197882 Saved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 12:21:44 2015 No.13267729 >>13267108 Why does this exist?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 12:21:46 2015 No.13267730 >>13267143 /r9k/-brand autism gives /jp/ a run for our money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 12:28:30 2015 No.13267761 >>13267730 That's because /jp/ is ironically autistic in a self-deprecating way /r9k/ is legit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 12:37:15 2015 No.13267795 >>13267761 Being ironically autist is still being autist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 12:44:51 2015 No.13267831 >>13267761 I think it's the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 12:46:07 2015 No.13267836 >>13267795 amen

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 09:04:21 2015 No.13271680 >>13267836 Halleluia

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 05:26:33 2015 No.13275184 >>13266792 But Chen like being beaten. Why else would she come after you in the Extra stage?

Anonymous Sun Apr 5 19:44:48 2015 No.13277854
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>>13267108
>saved up GBP to acquire an extra tendies box
>I can now eat tendies every hour of the day
>run downstairs at lightning speeds in my footie pajamas
>see Ran in the kitchen being a useless fox already at 1PM
>GIMME GIMME GIMME TENDIES HOT AND READY EXTRA CRISPY
>Oh anon, there was so much I decided to give Chen some for school lunch! I hope you don't mind.
>MY TENDIES BITCH I BOUGHT THEM WITH GBP YOU FUCKING LYING CUNT
>Take the belt off my JNCO Jeans
>Wait anon! You have some Mystia Nuggets so please...I'll get some more tenders later!
>They satisfy me temporarily but will not erase the crime
>sneak down later that night on tippy toes
>unwrap Chen's tinfoil tendies
>reclaim my treasure and leave a more deserving meal
>next morning
>Stupid cat comes home crying
>to this day even Cirno calls Chen "Scat Cat"
When will normies learn not to get between a man and his tendies?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 19:46:00 2015 No.13277863 >>13277854 funny reddit meme there

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 21:50:13 2015 No.13278415 >>13277854 >>>/r9k/ Just because your board has gone to shit doesn't mean you should shitpost here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 06:08:02 2015 No.13280291 >>13278415 This.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 16:12:51 2015 No.13281922 >>13277854 I love you Ran

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:05:57 2015 No.13288269 I'm getting tired of these greenshitposters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:59:12 2015 No.13289164 File: 116 KB, 400x1201, 1423583368867.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13288269

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