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Anonymous Mon Mar 16 18:14:38 2015 No.13190037 [DELETED]

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Meanwhile, on Bizarro /jp/...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 18:25:23 2015 No.13190061 >>13190037 Who am I quoting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 18:33:45 2015 No.13190092 >>13190037 shit, i think i might need some help...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 18:37:05 2015 No.13190104 >>13190037 Thank you for this thread full of /jp/ culture. Arigatou!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 18:38:07 2015 No.13190106 >>13190037 Damn son that be quite a dank me-me you got there.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 18:42:11 2015 No.13190130
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Hi kid, welcome to 4chan. I'm sure you are pretty new here so let me give you some new employee orientation.

Us here at 4chan have a long, proud history of providing the internet only the best of laughs. We produce over 400 metric tons of bull shit every day. With over 50,000 employees, we strive to be the top of the bottom of the internet.

While sure there are plenty of competitors out there who try to out produce 4chan; the amount of bull shit we deliver out strips any would be upstarts. Our nearest neighbor in the business, rebbit, produces a mere 50 metric tons of bull shit a week.

Now, I know you are only 14 and you just got a job on your father's recommendation, but you really do need to display more skill if you want to apply for this position. /pol/ is only available for 2 year employees of 4chan or outstanding assholes who really shine on other boards.

So, while we appreciate your application and your family recommendation, I'm sorry to have to say that I must decline you. The position requires a certain degree of skill and other requirements.

As I know you have copies of your resume, haha, who wouldn't? I will just throw yours into the trash right now.

Have a splendid day Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 18:45:51 2015 No.13190144 >>13190130 This pasta has several glaring grammatical errors. Please fix it before posting it again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 18:47:46 2015 No.13190156 >>13190037 Fuck off. kuso thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 18:49:33 2015 No.13190165 >>13190037 I wish they'd stop releasing so many good translated games and visual novels. Need more English VNs translated into Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 19:08:29 2015 No.13190253 Sorry guys, haven't had too much time to hang with you because of my new girlfriend :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 19:10:56 2015 No.13190264 >>13190156 i thought that was the joke honestly

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 19:37:04 2015 No.13190453 >>13190144 you do it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 19:53:42 2015 No.13190512 File: 296 KB, 500x344, 1426222064924.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Moot is the best, I love moot!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 19:57:36 2015 No.13190527 >>13190512 Asuka is the best, I love Asuka!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 20:00:35 2015 No.13190539 >>13190037 Is /v/ invading us again?

タッエリンヘ !b.iTP1Qti. Mon Mar 16 20:00:44 2015 No.13190540
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 20:09:18 2015 No.13190571 File: 1.76 MB, 1149x1293, 1423426120971.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] push that cunny to the ceiling

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 20:24:06 2015 No.13190645 who are your favorite touhos

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 20:25:59 2015 No.13190651 >>13190645 Mamizou and Ichirin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 20:26:05 2015 No.13190653 >>13190645 The crossboarding moderation team.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 20:52:02 2015 No.13190760 File: 11 KB, 225x225, 1413396959005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw my girlfriend and me busted up some nerds the other day before giving me a mad bj shit was SOOO swag

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 21:14:35 2015 No.13190839 >>13190645 Rinnosuke

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 21:22:35 2015 No.13190863 Welcome the new /jp/, the same as the old /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 21:26:44 2015 No.13190888 This is the place to discuss idol anime such as love live with fellow otaku correct?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 21:27:24 2015 No.13190892 File: 562 KB, 1000x1414, 1400970364785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13190645 le patche and parsee :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 22:14:08 2015 No.13191041 I'm glad I have a place to hang out with all my well adjusted friends online.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 22:21:37 2015 No.13191076 >>13190512 >>13190527 Gee, you two ladies sure are swell!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 22:25:52 2015 No.13191096 File: 196 KB, 850x850, Source is my ass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Komachi, known for her wonderful flat chest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 22:29:29 2015 No.13191114 File: 207 KB, 850x1133, SEEU #1 VOCALOID!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SeeU is the BEST vocaloid! Better than Hatsusomethig the matter I forget her name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 22:33:45 2015 No.13191135 >>13190037 Staff appreciation thread? I think they've been doing a good job taking care of this place. You can tell that the mods here are paid a lot of money because you just can't get this kind of quality for free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 22:35:59 2015 No.13191143 I don't hate every last fucking one of you.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 22:39:53 2015 No.13191155

I LOVE you all! You're all industrious thoughtful successful young men whom everyone in the world strives to become! I'm so proud of you all, meanwhile I'm goldbricking and posting here when I should be studying for the BAR exam even though I will ace it and be the proud breadwinner for my family consisting of my wife and our 2.5 children and dog!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 22:50:12 2015 No.13191189 Touhou? What the hell is that? A game??? I have no time for such trivialities when I have a 6 figure job that I love working at and a beautiful Caucasian fiance to make love to every night!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 23:07:32 2015 No.13191244 >>13191143 Also, this thread isn't complete shit, and all the people in it shouldn't be banned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 00:18:36 2015 No.13191472 >>13190037 Does anyone want to discuss Touhou? Not the memes, the games.

Anonymous Tue Mar 17 00:49:17 2015 No.13191582
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>>13190037
Hey I'm a guy on /jp/. I'm not a miserable, overly-defensive, hipster faggot. I actually just want to talk about what the board was made for, and don't care about being the biggest weeb that knows obscure Japanese shit that no one cares about. I am actually a fun person.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:03:08 2015 No.13191786 >>13190130 Are... Are those bottles filled with piss?

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