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1317184 No.1317184 [Reply] [Original]

If only my penis could speak. It would be singing arias of happiness and joy.

>> No.1317193

If my penis could speak it would insult me

>> No.1317196

My penis would beg me to stop abusing it.

>> No.1317197

>>1317193
"get a job"
"get a real girlfriend, not your hand"

>> No.1317203
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>> No.1317220
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>> No.1317221

Watermelon is the best Touhou character.

>> No.1317561

If my penis could speak it would be very annoying to hear all this babbling durning sex.

>> No.1317786

>>1317184
sauce?

>> No.1317811

I've never seen the appeal in tan lines.

>> No.1317813

>>1317811
I don't see the appeal either, but it's there. Oh boy it's there.

>> No.1317814

If my balls could speak, it would constantly yell "Play with me, anonymous!"

>> No.1317822

>>1317811
I don't know why, but I think the tan lines in OP's picture are pretty cute.

>> No.1317835

>>1317822

Agreed

>> No.1317836

>>1317811
That's probably because you're gay.

>> No.1317840

If my penis could speak, I'd probably scream and consult a doctor.

>> No.1317906

So ehm, sauce?

>> No.1317976

Delicious brown Suika

>> No.1319908

>>1317906

>> No.1319955

If only my penis could speak, I'd finally have someone to talk to.

>> No.1321294

If only my penis could speak. It would be begging for sauce right now.

>> No.1321324

Would I be afraid of social contact with my penis?

>> No.1321329
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>>1317220
>suikabeachignorethewhore.jpg

>> No.1321392

If my penis could speak, I'd need a shrink, because penises don't speak.

>> No.1322032

>>1317203

Oh god, I saw it. Brick'd.

>> No.1322875

FUCKING SAUCE?

>> No.1322917

>>1317220
That filename is entirely false, Aya's not a whore.

>> No.1322929

>>1322875
http://voile.gensokyo.org/res/17057.html

>> No.1323613

>>1317203
what.....

>> No.1325472

>>1322917
I don't see any other whores in the pic.

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