/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a dark and gritty Touhou war movie! Like about the moon war thousand of years ago

Like in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KztP7SKe0uk or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN6bfVJmhbc

Where the youkai have the number and strength but the moon rabbits prevail due to discipline, tactics and superior weaponry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169209
> Where the youkai have the number and strength but the moon rabbits obviously prevail due to their two mistresses and their hax powers.
Fix'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169222
The moon princesses have Yukari to deal with.

In a grunt vs grunt battle, it's the oni, the tengu, the devils against moon rabbits.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you make a kickstarter for it

[Anonymous No.]

"YOUKS DON'T MOONWALK"
Grand Marshall Watatsuki no Yorihime talking about the youkai invasion force

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>>13169255
I lack the guts to scam people...

[Anonymous No.]

Is it normal for the nub to swell after I rub it? I tried to apply pressure but that had no effect. There's no leakakari isn't necessarily as strong as the moon princesses according to SSiB though. Plus I'd expect there to be stronger people than them on the moon.

I dunno. It always seemed like to ZUN, "moon" = "unstoppable", "earth" = "lol wut".

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>>13169209
Stop trying to be edgy, kid. Go back to reddit.

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>>13169296
I don't understand half of what you are posting dude.

I believe there are stronger people than bunnies on the moon, but the bunnies are expendable and they bred like well...bunnies.

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>>13169314
Well, Touhou before this modern time was pretty edgy, just like our world.

[Anonymous No.]

It would be like Zulu except it's Touhou.

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>>13169315
I... really don't know what happened to my post. It was gapped into another post apparently?

Anyways. My point was that Yukari alone probably won't be enough to keep the Wahahaweresooverpowered sisters busy for too long.

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>>13169450
It would be like Yukari vs the Watatsuki sisters AND Eirin.

So the youkai got better grunts but the moon got better named characters.

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>>13169209
How about the lunar conflict with America?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169504
Debatable since after much arguing, no one can prove any battle happens.

Youkai vs moon was confirmed by both Yukari and the moonies.

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>>13169504
All that happened was the lunar bunnies confronting the astronauts about putting a flag on the moon getting chased away and the lunars hiding in the hopes that the astronauts would get bored and leave

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>>13169561
Do that mean the astronauts were lying about the existence of xeno scums?

[Anonymous No.]

"I don't know about outside, but inside I'm hurting bad man".
Random moon rabbit after repelling youkai assault.

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>>13169545
Reisen mentions driving a human who went to the moon mad in IN though.

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>>13169504

The Americans kicked good arse when they could because Lunarian military tactics were literally a millennia out of date tactics-wise (and no Eirin), but the astronomical cost of spess war while keeping it hidden from the public broke their backs.

[Anonymous No.]

Youkai service weapons: spear, sword, club, bow and arrows, even barehands.

They stick to traditional weapons, believing their supernatural endurance, strength and speed can win battles.

Rank and file conscripted moon rabbits are equipped with bolt action rifles and heavy machine guns, the more specialized element (moon rabbit kommandos and rabbit guard units, Yorihime's personal battlations) are issued shotgun and SMGs.

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>>13169610
It's just boasting since Reisen left well before the war even begins.

[Anonymous No.]

"The rabbits are weak, but they are fast and they shoot straight, that long marathon to their trench is the quickest way to hell, not many of us make through. It was a bad idea coming here"
Surviving sturm oni.

[Anonymous No.]

For America!

[Anonymous No.]

"Should have brought the damn kappa, they are coward but at least they know how to make weapons, can't fight like this, you can't fight when the enemy can reach out and touch you without even trying"
Scout tengu lamenting the fact Warmaster Yukari didn't convince the kappa clans to join her crusade.

[Anonymous No.]

WAR
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR

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"Marshall Princess Watatsuki no Yorihime always yells to bayonet charge the youk, but we prefer running away, forming a line and shoot them back. The princess does not object but she still yells about bayonet charge anyway."
Random moon rabbit guard discussing anti-youk tactics.

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"I kill 30 youk today! Can you believe it? THIRTY YOUKS, THIRTY DISGUSTING SMELLY YOUKS! The others can hardly kill one, while I kill thirty of them. They keep coming, I keep killing, I love the spark when I fire my gun, I love it when the youk drop and their blood spilling, can't hear shit though, princess makes the moon a deadzone again".
Moon rabbit machine gunner, later declared insane because she can't stop pulling the trigger.

[Anonymous No.]

It will be about the Lunar Army fighting the youks while the rabbits just hide in their holes.

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>>13170025
But the rabbits are the lunar army!

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>>13170046
Nah, they're just pets/mascots for the princessess.

The real Lunar Army are just as useless though.

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>>13170100
Where is this Lunar army you speak of? Unless you mean the two gateguard guys.

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>>13170397
I'm seriously wondering the existence of this Lunar army.

I read Cage in Lunatic Runagate and there is no mention of them, the Lunar emissaries = Lunar defense force = rabbits.

[Anonymous No.]

How about Touhou in American War setting?
I want Lone Survivor with 2hus except no one survived

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>>13171499
It just has no canon basis.

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There is no Lunar Army.

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>>13175875
There is the Lunar defense force, which is the rabbits.