A thread about monster girls

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Monster Girl Collections: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>>13168234
Way to fuck up the OP. First for snakes.

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>>13168234
OP you are shit at making threads, please never do it again and leave it to people who actually can

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>>13168234

God damn you suck at this.

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Reminder that the release date for the first part of MGQ Paradox is March 14th.

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First image being who wants to join the Cult of Purple?

The best Monster Girls are Purple. And purple is the color of royalty. Why deal with peasants when you can be at the feet of Queens?

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>>13168234
I'd recommend making a proper thread next time.

Which Dragon is best Dragon? Red? Blue? gold? White? Incandescent?

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>>13168244
Really?
Or are you fucking with me? Because I don't like to be fucked with.

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>>13168239
>>13168241
>>13168243
Fuck off.

There wasn't a new thread for over 5 minutes.

>>13168234
Don't listen to these meanies.

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>>13168252
That doesn't change the fact OP is shit at making an OP. You don't eat shit because "Well there wasn't a burger for over 5 minutes." OP is a faggot and you're a faggot enabler.

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>>13168251
https://dargothtranslations.wordpress.com/2015/03/11/mgq-paradox-release-date-314/

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>>13168244
>first part
>part
>PART
The ride begins.

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>>13168252
>There wasn't a new thread for over 5 minutes.
And he should have either waited for someone who knew how to make one, or you know, just fucking copied the previous one if he didn't know how. It's a special level of stupid to fuck up that badly, or a troll. But seriously, let's talk about snakes. And their tongues slyly encircling your ears.

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>>13168249
Dark Slime Queen when

[Anonymous No.]

>Your infant daughteru is performing Olympic Gold level gymnastics to get out of taking a bath, ending with her hiding on you back inside your shirt.
How is the status of your heart

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>>13168282
Like fine china after a Holst handled it.

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>>13168250
White all the way.

Best breath, best ass

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so would it be ok if i just deleted this thread?

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>>13168289
Yes.
Then we can talk about lamias there.

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>>13168289
Delete your life.

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>>13168289
Do it i dareyou. A good op is integral to a structured thread

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>>13168282
Destroyed, now a I need to tickle her while she hides

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>>13168289
Don't bother. Just learn from your mistake and go on with your monster girl discussion.

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>>13168289
fuck no

that'd make things even worse

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>>13168288
Throw in some hips and I'm sold.

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>>13168299
I think Apophis girls are great becuase they're the blue succubi to other lamian girls' human equivalent.

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>>13168297
>>13168293
>>13168292
>Error: You cannot delete this post.

gr8

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>>13168286
That was an awkward wedding reception.

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>>13168249
Bro, do you even blue?

Spaceworm version for >>13165826, in case he missed it.
http://i.imgur.com/V9FQrIv.jpg

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>>13168288
My nigga.

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>>13168309
Well fuck it then. It's not like people won't be able to find it.

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>>13168308
I prefer Echidnas.
Apophis is great too though.

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>>13168274
>>13168263

What exactly did he do wrong? The pastebin and title are right there anyway.

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>this thread
Y'all my niggas.

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>>13168312
>"We're landin' on the moon, we carry a harpoon..."

I like that coloration. Very nice.

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>>13168320
The thread subject should read "Monster Girl Thread," not "A thread about monster girls."

It's less of a fuck-up then some are making it out to be, but it's such an easy thing to do right.

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>>13168324
I would give my body and my soul to the snake church.

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>>13168320
People here are autistic about their OPs. Because going to the catalog and ctrlf+monstergirl is hard to do. Don't question it.

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>>13168312
I wonder is her saliva tastes like blueberry.

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>>13168324
So what would happen if I went to Snake Church?

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>>13168334
You just made this way better.

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>>13168335
Big Boss would wed you to the snake most fitting for you.

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>>13168329
>>13168331
a u t i s m

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>>13168320
You always keep the title of repeating threads exactly the same. It makes it way easier to find because you can just scan for the same shape/have a pre-existing ctrl+f command rather than needing to actually read thread titles and so on.

Changing the thread title is both annoying to users AND requires slightly more effort than copypasting the usual one.

>>13168331
Problem is people dumb enough not to preserve the OP might be dumb enough to call it "monster girl", in which case that won't find it. Someone might think they can just call it "mgg" or "mg thread", which happened occasionally on /a/. Meanwhile, monster crops up in other thread OPs all the time.

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>>13168330
I'd give my dick.

>>13168335
You shall be annointed in the Holy Snake Oil.
You shall be reborn in spirit and follow Quetzalcoatl as your sovereign lord.
And above all, you shall crave them scaly mamas.

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>>13168329
>>13168346

>you can just scan for the same shape/have a pre-existing ctrl+f command rather than needing to actually read thread titles and so on.

The word's "Monster" and "Girl" are still right there, you can either Cntrl+F them or search the catalog and it will come up. What's the problem?

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>>13168329
>Fucked up the title
>Boring and bland opening pic
>No theme

Also, now that the shitstorm has passed, shouldn't we include the blogspot again. It's the closest thing we have to a news feed.

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>>13168312
>>13168249
My waifu is Purple AND Blue.

Life is good.

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>>13168353
>Chocolate
>Blueberry
>Purple
Who's the fucker who made this idea? I want to buy him a beer

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>>13168352
You can find it via the drama-free list, if you go to LDR's and ELH's pastebins for their respective blogs.

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Oh boy, off to a great start.

What would your waifus think if they knew how mean you are to other people? Life's too short to spend it like that.

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>>13168361
I only need her, why does it matter how I treat other people? If she wanted me to, I'd stop interacting with everybody else entirely.

I only need to treat her kindly, and adore her. Nobody else matters in life.

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>>13168250
Protective, Chuuni Red Dragon.

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>>13168353
Well, Dragon waifus are super good, regardless of colour.

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>>13168361
>implying I'm mean to people
I'm the first one to say "no fighting" around here.
If anything, my waifu would dress me up as a frail butler and rape me 3 square times a day.

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>>13168360
And how is that going to help new people? Regulars already have whatever they care about bookmarked anyway. The drama is done. There should be one of them up there. I don't even care which.

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>>13168370
Your waifu must be proud of you.

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>>13168359
No beer necessary friend, I do only what I must.

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>>13168361
I wouldn't have a waifu you fucktard waste of space.

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>>13168361
I try to be nice to people, but if she catches me being a jerk, she would most likely give me a kick to the shins

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>>13168374
You're doing god's work, mate.

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>>13168368
>chuuni

It's shit.

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>>13168375
With that attitude, no wonder.

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Harpy Love is good love but Tengu love is even lovelier!

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>>13168395
I hate to be that guy but tengus are harpies.

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>>13168395
Why is Crow Tengu the best harpy?

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>>13168312
>Shai version
9/10, would watch netflix with
She probably stole somebody else's account, fuckin' space pirate

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Quick! I want you to name Monster Girls you know people have as waifus!

And tell me anything notable about the Anons!

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>>13168249
>being at anyone's feet

Fucking serfs.

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>>13168250
Ruby Dragons are pretty.
As are Metallic Blue.

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>You will never be captured by a gang of Monster Girls made up of Dark Elves with whips, Towering muscle-bound Onis and more.
>You will never be chased down by a pair of Dragon Sister martial artists trying to rescue you.
>You will never have a threesome with them after being rescued.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQUYUesBHOI

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>>13168400
But anon
I already know that
Harpy love is great but Tengu love is even greater
To me at least
perhaps others love gandharva love more so I can't judge.

>>13168402
Cute frail harpy looks while not being birdbrained.
I just want to cuddle one while reading books with her.

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How would you help a Wurm who had a stutter and was bullied by her peers and that one Dragon girl enough to the point where she fell into mutism and stopped talking entirely?

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>>13168411
But I'm not fucking Serfs, I'm fucking Royalty.

That's the whole point Anon.

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>>13168410
All excluding Cait and Matango.

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>>13168410
Why?

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>>13168418
I'm a proponent of Thunderbird love personally.

>>13168422
>This Healing potential
Yes. A thousand times yes.

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>>13168422
You had me at "wurm".

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>>13168382
>Using the old, faulty version.
I probably forgot to post the better version, here ya go:
http://i.imgur.com/6iuiAn8.jpg

>>13168409
I wasn't sure if I got it right, but if people like it, it's fine I guess.

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>>13168350
Because now that's two ctrl+F's to test in a row. And if the title is now mutable, there are other possibilities to test (mg thread, mgg, MG general, etc. have all been used before, sometimes with spaces around mgg or with it set into slashes like /mgg/). Then refresh the board to retest all of them in case one was made in the relatively long period of time between you refreshing and finishing testing all the permutations. Drawing out the checks for existing threads increases the probability of multiple threads being made, which is a problem worse than just the annoyance of having to make multiple checks. This was all something that routinely happened on /a/.

Yes, being pedantic about the exact title is slightly autistic, but making something easy to find and safeguarding against fuckups is an exercise in vaguely autistic pedantry to exclude edge cases and improve efficiency. It's why working on a spreadsheet by a normal person can be a pain because it's little more than a badly labelled scratchpad with some basic sums in it, but the one by the sperglord has complex formulae built into it that will do all the dataprocessing and color code the output for you.

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>>13168422
I'd be her friend and buy her pizza and ice cream.

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>>13168422
Tell her she's pretty when she's quiet.

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>>13168428
Story writing and I need a compilation of Girls, but I want to know specifically the ones that have audience and the type of people that like them.

Please give answers!

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>>13168433
>slightly autistic
Your post is so far the most autistic one I've seen in a day.

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>>13168433
>Because now that's two ctrl+F's to test in a row

I always just type in "Monster" and the threads always show up as long as they have it on the title or description. Hell, I find them literally by typing in "Mons".

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>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

'Nother Greyguard. Theinn finishes the duel, stalks a man, Kara snaps his neck, they find zombie girl and a threesome is in the way. Because reasons, and plot! Comments and Criticisms are welcome.

>update at line 2298

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>>13168425
>Cait
Reminder that the Catfuck Commonwealth is a police state.

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>>13168447
That was fast.

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>>13168411
>Not worshipping your goddesses
It's like you don't want to devote yourself to a higher purpose.

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>>13168442
Then Ryu.

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>>13168442
>Writing for an audience

I dunno about that mang.

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>>13168445
>a day

hot damn, that mean's we're getting better

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>>13168451
Would have been faster if I didn't spend like an hour fapping and then three more shitposting at the end of the last thread.

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>>13168453
>Worshipping anyone in the first place.
Pleb.

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>>13168410
Let's see...there are several with Anubis waifus, several with Dragon Waifus, at least one of whom is a very slutty guy who wants to wear a naked apron for his Mistress, a few with Apophis waifus, at least one guy with a Pharaoh waifu, a couple manticores, couple cheshires, a few arachne waifus, at least two thunderbirds, and three tengus, probably more than a couple scyllas...

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>>13168463
>shitposting
Peny pls.

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>>13168448
Their citizens also make nice, if noisy, furniture

Personally I am going to the Scaled Stratocracy

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>>13168467

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>>13168433
Basically what >>13168446 said.

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>>13168418
Still waiting on Card Quest 2

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>>13168414
But what colors are they?

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>>13168475
Strawman pls.

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>>13168470
>Peny ty.
FTFY

Well back to writing. Maybe I can smack out another 2.5k before I crash. That would be cool. Listening to The Protomen helps. Fuck this shit is epic. Makes me want to rewatch Deathstar Requiem. Which would be procrastinating and not writing.

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Mistress name: Taya
Mistress type: Apophis
Suspected Personality: Lustful, mischievous and caring
Butler Title: Darling
Contract length: 6 months, permanent contract will be discussed afterwards.
Notes: Butler will be requested to perform unusual, not always “moral” tasks.

Miss Taya has approached MGC Maid Central with the wish to hire a butler. As per rule an interview was conducted and processed into this profile with additional information.

Miss Taya lives at the edge of MGC in the western suburban sector. This area is well known for being inhabited by those with a very high income. One will see many small gated communities and large family mansions when walking through the pristine streets of this area in MGC. Police can be seen actively patrolling around, in addition to the heavily armed private security companies that guard the many communities and mansions in this area. Miss Taya herself lives in a large mansion and is part of a small gated community consisting of her and two other members named Miss Amélie and Pharaoh Eirene.

Miss Taya is described by our Kikimora interviewer as an older, but fine and healthy looking lady. During the interview Miss Taya wore a blue dress and was noted to wear a simple crown-like head ornament that had a small single red gem encrusted in it.

The butler’s duties at the mansion will be solely focused on directly serving Miss Taya as the mansion is mostly cleaned and maintained by magic. The sole exception being the master bedroom, which Miss Taya expects her butler to clean and tidy on a regular basis. Directly serving Miss Taya involves preparing meals at set times of the day and snacks on request. The butler is furthermore expected to be with Miss Taya at all times, carrying objects for her, giving advice, helping Miss Taya get dressed and other such tasks. Miss Taya in addition enjoys massages and expects her butler to give her a daily body massage or when requested.

(Profile continued in next reply)

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>>13168463
So penywise is an identified faggot now.
Disappointing.

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>>13168453
>worshipping
>not being worshipped
>worshipping or being worshipped, PERIOD

You have the dick...
You have the power...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6PrZEoC-Pw

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>>13168422
Does this really happen?

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>>13168490
(Profile continued)

MGC Maid Central would also like to mention that while the butler will be provided with a room of his own, Miss Taya is likely to request her butler to sleep coiled up with Miss Taya in her bed. The reasoning for this being Miss Taya’s nature of being coldblooded and her preference for “natural” heaters.
It is further worth noting that Miss Taya believes that it is important to give rewards to her butler in return for his service. A butler can expect to receive massages, headpats, hugs and such on a regular basis from Miss Taya.

Miss Taya has also stated that she will expect her butler to aid her in performing various “friendly pranks” on her neighbor Pharaoh Samira. As such Miss Taya would highly prefer a fit butler, capable of moving silently and staying hidden. In addition knowledge and skill with lock picking, electronics and chemistry would be highly appreciated. Miss Taya however has stressed that while appreciated such skills are not needed, willingness to learn and train being considered enough. Miss Taya also stressed the fact that these “pranks” will never have the intention of putting Pharaoh Samira in harm’s way and the fact to never mention these pranks when she, Miss Sally and Pharaoh are together.

Those interested in this contract can visit their local matching department to schedule a meeting with Miss Taya and receive further information.

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>>13168490
Ooh. Me! Me!
Hire me, please!

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>>13168493
>Disappointing.
Well hey man, it sucks that you feel that way, but I haven't changed. So if you liked my writing, nothing about it is going to change so you're still gonna like it. If not, I hope some of my shorter shit will some day get you onto my longer shit.

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>>13168497
I only remember an elderly kitsune on these sort of profiles, is there a list so far?

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>>13168495
It happened to James Earl Jones.

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>>13168487
Are you me? You can't be me. I haven't posted an update today.

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>>13168234
Fucking daylight saving time, god damnit
want something done? Need something to do? check here! http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5

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>>13168490
>>13168497
>grapeslut
There is not enough money in the known universe to pay me to be her/a butler.

Still, keep up the good work.

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>>13168490
Signing up right now for the job.

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>>13168507
I dunno. Either you have god-tier taste in music and procrastination. Or you're a lying little doppelganger.

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>>13168500
I'm not worried about your writing.
I'm worried about your rampant active shitposting.

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>>13168490
>>13168497
>Apophis
>Likes massages and cuddles
>Likes to play friendly pranks on a Pharaoh
My but this is tempting.

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>>13168530
Your butt?

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>>13168519
>rampant
Eeeh. I really don't funpost that often, but lets not revisit the end of the last thread. What worries you about it?

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>>13168537
Were you that one otherkin fuck?

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>>13168538
No I posted that on all levels except physical thing. And various FTFY's

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>>13168494
I just want to lead a cult and serve the demon lord to give waifus and happiness to all. Is that so much to ask?

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>>13168543
Weren't shitposting very much then.

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>>13168504
I didn't know that. That's kinda sad, he seems like a cool guy.

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>>13168548
Get bend, Traitor-kun.

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>>13168548
Will you marry an Echidna?

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>>13168552
He is. Thank god he got over it after a few years, or we would not know the glory of his marvelous voice.

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>>13168543
Oh.
So you were the one who made me spit out my drink.
You're less of a faggot than I thought.
Still a faggot for making me spit my drink everywhere, but my point stands.

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>>13168538

DOHOHO...is this your new epic meme?

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>>13168548
Fuck you traitor kun. I'll burn my village to cinders myself before giving in to you. God I hate you.

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>>13168549
Nah man. I do my best not to enter into that kind of shit. At least, I do my best not to enter into that kind of shit very often. The alp topic is old and boring, so it helps that is wasn't a particularly stimulating storm. Funny as fuck though considering my sleep deprived state.

>>13168561
rip in pieces, drink. How's your key board and what drink was it?

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>>13168518
Been listening to both acts again since I got a better sound setup and just upgraded my my old mp3's to FLAC's. And Doomstar is just great.

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>>13168553
>>13168565
You guys are mean. I just want you to be happy with your monster wife.

>>13168559
I'd rather marry my waifu and lead the cult with her. But Echidnas are nice.

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>>13168569
You one comment was funny, but the storm itself wasn't.

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>>13168574
I'll marry if and when I'm ready! Not when you, or some monsterslut decides my life is gonna end.

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>>13168574
Right, happy in our little camps...Excuse me, "farms".

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>>13168570
So much time has passed, since Ranuinne was taken. They left no trace of her, of this I'm not mistaken. This woman, her abductor, with the crimson hair. A freakish deadly demon; a bitch and a disgrace.

>>13168575
You don't think so? I guess I'm just in that mindset where I find stupid shit funny. Cause it got real stupid near the end.

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>>13168586
Otherkin-kun was rather amusing.

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>>13168574
I want to be happy with an angel, not some crazy demon

[Anonymous No.]

Dog daughterus.
Best Daughters?
>Loyal
>Loving
>Adorable in both a cute and stupid way
>Fluffy
>Playful
>cutest noises

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>>13168586
With the one guy trying to turn back everything said at him towards everyone and kept saying the same exact stuff over and over again?

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>>13168590
You looking to start another fight? Cause I can oblige you.

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>>13168600
>>13168590
>>13168586
Let's not resurrect that shameful display, okay? Please let it lie and speak of it no more.

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>>13168595

You say it as if no other daughteru is like that, which is false. All daughterus are best daughterus.

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>>13168595
Something like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0KEIlyJNzk

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>>13168469
Is that it? Huh, less Anons here than I thought.

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>>13168600
Really, so early I the thread?

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>>13168600
There were lotsa funny dudes arguing but really, lets not do it again.

>>13168606
This.

Let sleeping dragons die.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never meet an athletic kuudere Jinko by the name of Alexis, who is of Russian noble descent

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>>13168618
Let's let it die down, even if the asshole is still in the thread.

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>>13168616
More like most don't have waifus.

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>>13168605
Bring it then.

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>>13168595
The most cherishable. I'd hug her, give her headpats, blow raspberries on her tummy, tickle her, brush her hair and tail, and tell her she's the most precious thing in the world to me.

I'd also scare her with a sudden burst of the vacuum cleaner as prank revenge.

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>>13168628
No way.

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>>13168629
Focus on the tiger instead. It'll be great.

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>>13168619
Tovarisch pls.

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>>13168590
The faces you mother made as I railed her ass were pretty amusing.

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>>13168628
That's so sad.

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>>13168619
>Tsarist Jinko
I want this but why didn't she die in the glorious ocktober revolution?

Your vampire waifu runs up to you and grabs your hands telling you that she has the best plan in which you'll no longer have to live in an isolated mansion with your hundreds of undead maids, but in a slightly less impressive mansion in some rural town. All it will take is a hostile takeover in which they convert the entire town and block off the exits.

How hard do you pat her head and tell her it's a silly, bad idea?

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>>13168638
Otherkin-kun you're not making yourself look any better. Take your tumblr views and fuck off.

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>>13168639
It's our way of coping with the fact that our waifus wouldn't be real. Please, leave us be.

[Anonymous No.]

St George here reminding you to slay dragons where ever you find them.

Dragons are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168638
Well, enjoy the itching you'll never be rid of.

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>>13168641
Pretty hard. You have to let them escape, silly. Caged animals are dangerous animals.

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>>13168646
What about dragon girls???

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>>13168645
Don't lump me in with you faggots.

Not everyone who doesn't have a waifu is some emo tortured soul horseshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168646
>Insulting Dragon waifus
This will not go unanswered

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>>13168644
You fuck off alp pusher.

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>>13168651
>Even dealing with the peasants
Anon, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168646
Alright, Georgie. I'll do my best to lay dragons where ever I find them.

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>>13168657
Caged. Animals. Probably with lots of stake wood lying around, too.

>>13168653
Easy, I was joking.

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>>13168646
>2014
>Locals find a Nile Crocodile in Italy
>Scientific curiosity

>280
>Roman soldier finds one in Libya
>Gets named a dragon slayer

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>>13168652
One of the few saving graces of the shitshow that is MGQ.

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>>13168663
Komrad Ragebeard would be a badass paladin.

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>>13168490
>>13168497
MGC Maid Central has added this Misstress profile to it's archives. This and all earlier made requests can always be found at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/WWNCNKUm

In addition all previously matched maid profiles can always be viewed in the archive found at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

>>13168509
Perhaps you will prefer the other two members of that gated community then.

>>13168502
So far only this one and the elderly kitsune.

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>>13168652
The only good Dragon or Dragon girl is a dead one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168655
>Alp pusher
Only one pushing is you. How about you grow up and deal with others liking what you don't like? We'll always be here, so either leave or shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168619
Would she be the type to look down on me as a peasant?

Or the kind to not know a lot of the intricacies of commoner's activities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168669
>Perhaps you will prefer the other two members of that gated community then.

No, I called about my maid, and your receptionist put me on hold for like 30 minutes.

So I'm a little sore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168667
Who else did you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168671
You need to tone it down, too.
Don't start agin, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168671
You called me out, deal with the consequences genderbent fag.

>we'll always be here

So will I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168678
Tamamo was ok as well. Can't really think of anyone else right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168682
Very well. I'll tone it done since you asked me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168670
You WILL be silenced...right after my waifu finishes making dinner, doing the dishes and washing my clothes.

...So you'll have plenty of time I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168689
> swordwoman spidergirl
Neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168595
>Anubis Daughterus building elaborate LEGO creations
>Bringing them to daddy and mommy for approval
>Tails wagging as they photograph their best pieces, and hang them on the fridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168699
>Not encasing them in glass
Get on my dad-level.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this dragon bullying

Please do not bully! Dragon Girls should be the only one bullying! Tell me your favorite Dragon Species/Color/Whatever, and how you'd want her to bully you!

I want my Jabberwock to hold my 3DS high above my head so that even if I jump I can't reach it, and the only way she'll give it back is if I Sit on her lap and pet her secondary mouths as I play on it.

How do you want to be bullied?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168699
>Open photo album
>Find pic of you and your daughter getting her first lego set together
>sigh as you remember when she was your cute little pumpkin all those years ago as she trots through the house complaining about wanting to go to the mall with her BF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168699
What about mommy complimenting her but making tender suggestions for subtle improvements until pupil surpasses master?
What about the tears of joy that would bring to you and your waifu?
What about your daughter reacting to the headpats, warm smiles and utter approval?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168689
Good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168702
>Implying I don't bully her

[Anonymous No.]

You'd think all lamias would be fit with all the wriggling around they gotta do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168707
Oh fuck off already you cock smoking piece of tumblr otherkin shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168711
>Artwork from the guy who likes pullying out organs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168616
There's way more people with waifus than that guy mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168717
Like who Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168646
>Slaying a magnificent beast with a voice that sounds like Connery

Yeah, no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168711
They wouldn't get chiseled like that without low body fat too. It seems most draw them with amazing midriffs anyway, so by and large they are.

>>13168707
I would bone all of them so hard. Especially the little fox feeling all insecure next to the busty beauties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168714
Anon, what did I say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168711
Perseus here

Lamias a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168717
This. I for one enjoy spiders. And wights. and spiderwights. And most things which are dead and also spiders, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168722
Different guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168677
MGC Maid Central would like to apologize for our receptionists behavior. She is a tentacle type maid in training who was asked to watch over the phone for a while. Unfortunately she panicked when she heard a male voice and locked herself up in an office for hours.

Concerning your issues:
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If your issue concerns a maid yet to be matched with you, please be aware that MGC Maid Central is currently handling a heavy load of requests. Fortunately currently there are only 7 profiles left to be matched. Expect your profile to be delivered within 10 days.

MGC Maid Central hopes that this solves your issue and furthermore wishes you a kiki-tastic day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168714
No. You shut up, I shut up, but I'm going nowhere. You and yours only made yourselves known after alps became popular, I've always been here.

>following an alp's orders

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168616
Oh no, there're plenty more. Those're just what popped into my head when I gave it a moment's thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168724
That's just a list of favorite types of monsters, not a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168729
You should listen all the same.
Focus on the good parts of the thread. Not...him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168719
Obviously I don't know how many or what everybody's waifu is but I know for a fact my waifu is a Holstaur and I'm like 90% sure there are others with Holstaur waifus. I'm also pretty sure there are multiple other species with anons who love them. There's somewhere around 75 anons in these threads and about 165-170 total monster species so I'm sure there's more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168738
Oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168730
Eh, it's fine I guess.

At least she wasn't rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168740
And let him do as he pleases like he owns the place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168721
>little fox feeling all insecure
I think Hips McFuckme in the middle actually looks the most uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168723
Percy Jackson, please go.
Shirohebis are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168750
bitch i do own the place

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168750
Dude, he's otherkin scum, who cares what he says? Just ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168750
Not any one, but any power in these threads is but an illusion. Just chill and drop it. We aren't even 300 posts in yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168700
But anon, half the fun of LEGO is breaking them down to build up something entirely new. Especially when you're a kid.

>>13168705
>Grin a bit
>Ask teen daughteru if she wants to go and get a LEGO kit
>Who knows, maybe even her BF would like to build something with her

>>13168706
Ah, mah heart...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168751
Only because she knows how hard she's getting railed. It's a natural reaction, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168743

There's about 150 anons per thread and about 250 total that drop in from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168740
Anon, don't make me the bad guy. I don't even know how that stuff last thread started, I just got caught up. I'm willing to stand down for the sake of the thread, I don't start shitstorms for giggles, but I don't take shit from no alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168750
I'm sure he's not going to say shit unless you irk him. He's like that superboss that everybody hates.
It won't bug you if you don't bug it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168759
>But anon, half the fun of LEGO is breaking them down to build up something entirely new

I suppose. I don't really remember much from my childhood, but I did enjoy LEGO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168756
I can try, but I don't know if I can succeed in doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168772
As long as you try, I won't ask for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168743
I recall, many moons ago, a thread where all the holstbros were waxing lyrical and discovering with some confusion that they were all Texans.

Slime waifu over here, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168768
>You didn't have all your legos in a giant tub where you could dig for parts to build whatever you wanted.

It was especially necessary in the old days because you couldn't go order some specific piece for a buck online like you can now. Those three orange transparent chainsaws were the only ones you were ever going to have

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168761
Well she doesn't need to worry. I'll be gentle.
No I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168762
You've got to count all the people that have changing ips and people who post from different places. Probably around 75-100 posters with another 40-50 lurkers.
>>13168777
Yeah that was pretty fun. Good to know at least some of my fellow Texans have fantastic taste. What can I say, we like our cowgirls down here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168782
I did have them in a huge box all piled up.

That's probably the reason I never got anything done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168777
It was doubly funny because that was still only like 1/4 of the Texans in here. More Texans in here than any other group.

[Anonymous No.]

Lava Golem and Karakasa-obake are underrated girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168782
I would dump the tub out on the floor in the middle of my room and clear a little space for myself in the middle of the pile before going to work.

I've still got that tub, my niece plays with them when my brother comes over.

[Anonymous No.]

Thread is lacking in tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168791
Best state produces people with the best taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168784
Remember, the ideal pattern is gentle, rough, gentle, then some tender after care. Don't forget the head pats and playful butt squeezes.

>>13168777
>All
California says hi. If I promise not to try and take away your freedoms can I play too?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168801
Are we really doing this right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168805
This doujin was fucking hysterical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168788
I'm counting from both the post counter at the bottom and the number of people who read a story update that are not bots. It's at least two hundred. Poll participation usually hovers around 70-135 though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168808
Its a joke anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168800
I just realized why her body shape looks so familiar.

This is a waxed cait sith doing manticore cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168808
Wanking to our countries? Seems so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168815
>jokes
That would imply that fun is allowed here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168805
>>13168811
Dammit I don't want to be that guy but google and iqdb aren't giving me anything so can I get a name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168823
>Texas
>Country
Are they the ones that told you that? It's not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>labeled a criminal by those who fear your power
>wanted by those that would see you in chains
>the police call you a myth
>the common folk whisper your name in fear
>the Felidae call you a monster
>a monster for what?
>practicing an ancient art, that they cannot even begin to comprehend?
>you would see it is a gift
>a gift that you would use to make the world a better place
>for both human and monster girl kind
>who are you, to govern the fates and wills of those you have power over?
>the one that a certain breed of monster girl fears above all others?
>Its quite simple
>You are...
> The Nekomancer>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168798
They are. Karakasa has a supple body.

And Lava Golem needs art of her in a hula skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168837
Countries/states. Just a small oversight on my part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168817
No
Nononono

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168837
Even most Texans tell the separatists to go fuck themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168840
Speaking of supple bodies, has anyone done troll anything yet? You'd think we'd be all over something with tits and ass that don't quit, even if it does have man hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168840
Wouldn't it burn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168839
>That fucking pun
You will never play Crypt of the Necrodancer with your Apsara girlfriend
Using dance pads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168839
Charon plz go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168804
>California
Go back to your San Fransisco hellhole.

[Anonymous No.]

Van Helsing kills your waifu what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168846
I would assume it wouldn't if she didn't want it to, but what the fuck do I know?

[Anonymous No.]

>Head ache
>Writing my shitty smut
>Blood goes from brain to boner
>Head ache gets worse
Fuck. Any one know how to deal with these things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168844
You're wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168848
No, I want Charon to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168852
Become a vampire hunter-hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168849
>Fransisco
>sisco(n)
Is that a subtle way of telling me to dick the sisteru? We don't do that here, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168856
Take ibuprofen or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168856
You need to drink Canada Dry made from Mandragora's foot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168856
Fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168798
Karakasa-Obake is straight up NOPE for me. Of all the monsters, she's the only one that elicits legitimate, visceral, boner-killing horror.

Lava golem is just sort of... eh. It's hard to convince my base desires that you could -survive- dicking her, let alone enjoy it. I know MAMONOMANA and everything, but she just... doesn't look comfy.

So I file them both under "getting the exact amount of attention they deserve" column

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168867
>Not dicking the Onee-san
I knew the Bay Area was shit, but God damn. /pol/ was right yet again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168863
>reading space worm
>"I know you're shy"
She got PRW. Motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168863
She's gonna get raped again if she doesn't control the puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168878
>Karakasa-Obake is straight up NOPE for me
How? It's just a sweet goofy umbrella girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168852
Visit a Lich.

Not sure if before or after bloody vengeance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168862
No I'm not. I think I know the geopolitics of my own state better than you, sensationalist news-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168867
>We don't do that here
That's disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168878
If you're afraid of those yet like things like sushi oni I'm gonna laught at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168892
>Expecting a bunch of alps to be ashamed of anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168867
You're not living your life correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168878
>The only one
>Not Tentacle
Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168852
Curse him into an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168885
It's that tongue and that eye. I'm struck by the old sandworm fear of "the girl is just bait". I know in my head it's not true, but I can't get my boner to believe it. I feel more at risk of vore from her than I do from the desert behemoths.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never adopt a litter of werewolf daughterus

>No muscled alpha who acts like your superior but easily falls pray to your teasing

>No genki daughteru built like a sprinter, always asking you to play with her

>No thin, quiet daughteru with glasses who never speaks but is always at your side, growling at strange women who get near you

>No chubby runt Daughteru who loves to sit on your lap and nap with you. Her leg kicking in her sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168878
I like the Lava Golems bio(?)luminescence along with their clingy nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168912
Funny, the eye simply annoys me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168711
I want to fondle a busty lamia's delicious abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168904
>experoencing boner-killing horror over Tentacles
Some people just can't seem to appreciate good hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168798
I prefer the Werebat.

[Anonymous No.]

THOU SHALT NOT BULLY A MG

DESPITE HOW SHITTY HER RACE BE

Except matangos, fuck them

[Anonymous No.]

Wolfdog Werewolf when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168916
How does the runt of the litter get chubby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168912
Look at the eye. Stop every thing and just look at it. That's the eye of an umbrella man. The eye of an umbrella who's seen too much shit and is just tired of this wet bitch under him. Look at how bored he looks as she goes to rub her sopping body upon another anon. He's not even looking dead on. He's looking at the sky. Looking at the birds carried upon the winds of freedom and wishing a gust of it would pick him up and free him of this slimy jap and her formula 1 moans.

Don't bully the umbrella.

[Anonymous No.]

Ya'll are some of the most capricious motherfuckers I ever did saw.

Running from this guy to the next, so happy that they're writing the new flavor of the month and praising them saying they're the best thing since sliced bread.

Then just like that, you'll forget about them and move on.

Just remember anons, they were waiting for you and you forgot them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168928
Fuck you. Bully the monstergirl, lest she become haughty and rapey-er.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168937
No they're not, they don't fucking exist.

Even if, we are all bottom of the barrel choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168933
Dogs are weird, dude.
Mine is an Akita/Shepherd mix, and was the biggest one in the litter. He gets the right food, he exercises and we've got an acre for him to run around in. He grew to 18 inches tall, while the other, smaller pups of the litter, including the runt, are massive 180 pound monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168798
She's scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168490
I got a dire wolf waifu one time some ages ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168943
Speak for yourself depression kun. Not all of us have the self esteem of an ant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168839

>you remember your powers manifesting themselves at an early age
>a gang of mosnter girls, led by a Jinko had been bullying you at day care, and on one particular incident, had taken away your ball
>they laughed and tormented you
>you just wanted them to leave you alone and give back your ball
>suddenly, you felt a mysterious pressure surrounded you, and much to your surprise, the Jinko leader dropped your ball and simply walked away,in a trance
>your powers would not manifest themselves again until your later days in schooling, when you were grouped with a Cheshire that constantly harassed you sexually, but never did anything with you, just constantly teasing you
>while sitting in math class, you wished that she would just shut up and blow you for once
>you felt that same pressure again, and the Cheshire sitting in front of you suddenly stood up and walked over to you, pulling down your pants to begin suck you off
>needless to say, the two of your were reprimanded
>you remember sitting in the principal's office while she phoned your parents
>The furry cat ears of the black haired cat monster girl principal drew you in
>thats when you realized, you had a power
>to test it, you willed to know what color the principal's underwear was
>"I'm not wearing any." she immediately replied to you
>the principal shook her head, as if someone had just blown into her ear, while her cheeks turned red, confused at what made her say such a thing as carried on with her phone call
>you needed to learn more of this power

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168890
You don't speak for everyone to claim to speak for others is arrogant and ignorant
your circle of friends my say one thing but go anywhere outside the cities and many of the rural folk(not all) agree with separation from America and going their own way

I know a lot of Texans that like to entertain the idea

Just like I know Scots, Bavarians, Catalons and Quebecois do the same for their respective regions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168939
You should only bully with love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168928
Given the size and position of her eye, that nose is just for show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168715
>Artist likes pulling out organs
With abs like that, I can tell. Or maybe I'm becoming more inclined towards slight pudge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168949
>MGs
>reprimanded for sexing in class

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168946
I want to see her her in power armor or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168946
Scary sexy?

Steamy slime sex, woo woo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168946
>You will never be asked to dance with a Lava Golem while you're at a luau party
>She will never have hips that would make Pele look like a bitch
>And use them to grind on you later

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168959
Not every place is MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats your fav MG doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168970
It's weird anon. It's weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168976
Whatever, school's for learning, not teenage sexual bullshit.

[Maritan No.]

I heard some of you anons liked short hair, is that true~?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168984
No, long all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168972
That one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168982
>School's for learning
College, maybe. Certainly not highschool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168984
> humangirl
Why do you darken our doorway with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168936

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168984
Kiiiiii~YUTE!
When're you gonna draw Pharaohs or Kunoichis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168984
I prefer long, but short hair can be nice if done right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168984
Mmmmmmmmmm. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168993
She's only pretending so the rape later is a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168991
>>13168972
Or this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168982
>not teenage sexual bullshit

What the fuck is this slut saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168992
What is the purpose of it then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168984
Some girls look better with short hair. Pic related definitely does. She look sexy with that lock of hair in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168933
Gets spoiled by the others obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169000
You talking to me?

Fite me irl m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168994
I am glad you showed me this. I'm not imagining every familiar asides from THE familiar utterly untainted by Demonic energy and bored shitless at their master's lewd antics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169000
Are you saying you did teenage sexual bullshit in highschool?


are you some fucking normalfag

[Maritan No.]

>>13168998
Haha....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168984
I like both

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168999
What's going on? Is a gay tentacle monster attacking him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169007
I'm now imagining*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169001
Learning how to socialize is the big one.

There's a variety of smaller things that, unless I really elaborated on them, would just sound like edgy teenager bullshit. As an example is that throughout school, and high school especially, you should know that you'll be judged and graded on everything you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169010
Run and don't look back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169010
>succuslut
Can't you make her eyes normal and make her an elf? Please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169008
Yeah, the fuck you gonna do about it? Post an annoying youtube video?

>>13169006
POCKET SAND!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168972
Way too many, but if I had to pick only five:

http://exhentai.org/g/83731/a1c1d4fff7/
http://exhentai.org/g/445092/ba01bf8d67/
http://exhentai.org/g/520239/fd96af7f44/
http://exhentai.org/g/474179/6f4530055c/
http://exhentai.org/g/247303/1c5cad0a7d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168950
I am from the rural folk you moron. But anyone that has a clue about the amount of money that Texas makes with the largest army base in the country, the largest aircraft and dod contractors in the country, the fucking place where all america builds and retools their atomic arsenal, the computer contractors, and every other thing deeply and intrinsically set into America would never entertain the thought for a moment. People like being Americans.

What you need to do is just quit listening to idiots. Especially those backwoods East Texas loggerheads that are the only part of the state who are those South Will Rise again morons.

Thinking a majority of Texans want succession is as stupid as thinking the hippies in Austin reflect the total attitude of the state. You know how it's really easy to tell? Because the constitution has a clause for succession that would be enacted if you were right.

There's millions of people in the state. The ones who seriously want that crap are less than a couple percent. Lying thieves like old Governor Perry just liked to play that stuff up to take heat off him from whatever his latest scandal was, from the power plants to cronyism to graft. And the new Governor is no better.

I swear to God, it's like if you went to China and all people did was interview some rice farmers in Yunnan and said that was everyone or even a major portion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169015
>gay

Why would you think that in a MG thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169018
Hm, that actually makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169010
Better then expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168984
Absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168984
It is one reason why Lich is perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169010
Oh you motherf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169021
>spoiler
My only weakness!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169010
Now we're talking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168984
Short hair is nice, but I prefer bobcuts and fanned out hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169021
>Post an annoying youtube video?

The most annoying thing i could find in short notice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-KWgP_teoc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169037
>Someone else likes fanned out/flared hair
You and I are brothers now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168984
Short Hair, best hair.

More MGs with short hair, please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169039
No, I was thinking you would post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AAO92foBwA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169010
>>13168984
This pitches the tent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169022
>Sequel Never

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169023
>those South Will Rise again morons
America is dead mate, look at the New England and West Coast areas. Liberal shitholes. Compare to the Liberal Shitholes in Europe (I.E: Sweden and Britain) and it's clear that the next places coming up to Death Row are the New England and San Francisco areas.

Texas, and the South as a whole, would be smart in bailing out of America. It's corrupt, diseased, it is not the America that was founded.

The South shall rise again. And I ask my fellow brothers, who is with me? Our South will be a glorious one, where you and your reptilian waifu can live in warm peace, with sweet tea, and be free of degeneracy, trash, hipsters, and snow.

SOUTHERN MONSTER GIRL UPRISING GO

GAS THE YANKEES, REGION WAR NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169055
>Leaving America
>Not taking it over

Small minded fools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168949

>you spent your college years studying your new powers, and learned the history of the Nekomancer
>first perfected in ancient Egypt by humans and used to domesticate the cat monster girl population
>it was further refined by the Greeks and perfected over the centuries
>ancient texts relating to Nekomancers that were just gibberish to historians made perfect sense to you
>you used powerful magical circles and potions laced with Nepeta cataria to further enhance your powers
>soon you could fully control any cat monster girl you set your eyes upon
>you had your fun; making the occasional pretty one flash you or even have your way with them
>at one point you even made a cat choir, much to the annoyance of your neighbors
>but word begin to spread, and the police began to believe more and more in the rumors
>they recruited a special investigator from MGC, specially tasked with bringing you in
>an Angel
>you needed a place to hide; luckily an alley cat told you of an abandoned train station that ran beneath the sewer lines
>you would await your final battle with this angel there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169055
>Dragging us into the Civil War when Indians needed killing instead.
The Buffalo Soldiers did more for Texas than the Confederacy ever did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169055
>The South doing anything without federal handouts

Texas and Florida might be able to make it on their own, and that's an extremely doubtful 'might,' but only if they don't take the shit states in between them.

Also,
>Warm piece
If you mean scorching hellhole, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169058
And what of value is left? Immigrants, hipsters, and leftists? Keep that shit.

Better to build your own house than move into a mansion with Lepers.

[Anonymous No.]

TOUCH THE COW!
DO IT NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169055
whu.. what..
what the fuck happened why am I on pol

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169053
Schizanthus was beautiful, man. I'm mad that story is never going to be continued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169023
Guess what I'm Texan(Twin Sisters,TX) also I am one of those that agrees with separation hell when I was in Djibouti there were more Texan flags flying than America the local population didn't know we were Americans

You think only your opinion matters? That's a very bigoted thing anon, I'm glad you mentioned Perry if people didn't agree with him they wouldn't have voted for him to dismiss others as "idiots" because you don't like secession is just ignorant.

You may not like it and that's alright but to claim you speak for everyone is down right horseshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169066
What does that image have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169070
There's something wrong with that cow's skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169055
Fuck off inbred hick. You can continue living on America's sweaty taint, I'll enjoy the glorious north with my maple slime girls and yuki-onna waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169070
Cows are too boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169073
>whu...
>what..
>pol
I don't know what happened either but return from wherever the fuck you came from

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think monstergirls would adapt to the internet? Would they spend all day creating human boy hentai and posting in /hbg/, or would they go to sites about their interests?

Would you camwhore for flithy NEET monsters so you could get their money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169081
What a silly thing to get mad about

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169063
"It's real in my head"

Anon what color is the sky in your world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169085
i no rite XDDDDD

omg its so cool tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169076
Gotta wolfu post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169084
Heaping misinfo on people who don't like them. All day, every day. MGIDF plz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169066
Claim Texas and Florida "might" make it

Helps separatist movements in other countries

Made Kosovo "independent" tries to make "Tibet" independent both have little to no resources

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169091
Either conserve the images or fuck off, Bobby boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169078
Yeah, you're not rubbing it and drawing contented moos from her.

>>13169080
Your face is boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169010
wouldstillbang/10

[Anonymous No.]

>Confederate Southern Apophis
VS
>Union Northern Pharaoh

Who will you side with? The States with a Snake, or the Federal Government with a Chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169075
To claim you're part of anything but a small minority that will ever have any power is horseshit. There wasn't even a well publicized succession movement ten years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169104
Chocolate nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169047
What if an Apophis with short hair over one eye?
Sam with short hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169104
Union all the way, Pharaoh will get my love over some shitty southern swamp snake any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169087

Blue. Shame it isn't in your fantasy land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169060

>the Angel had blown through your makeshift cat army, although she took care to only knock them out
>she had easily defeated your more powerful guards, a towering white jinko and a cheetah monster girl trained in the martial arts
>the Angel drew her holy sword and pointed it straight at your heart
>"Vile fiend! Your heresy stops here today!"
>you took a step backwards, tripping on your long black cat eared robes (the traditional nekomancer uniform) and fell upon your back
>the Angel drove her knee into your stomach as she looked down upon you
>"You are finished, blasphemer!" she yelled triumphantly
>not quite yet
>you whipped out your secret trump card imported from the mystical eastern lands of Japan
>and placed it on her head
>the Angel flinched backwards as she raised her hand and touched the object you had just placed on her head
>a Cat ears head band
>"Hm? What is thi-"
>she didnt have time to finish her sentence as she was forced to the floor and on her hands and knees, her angelic butt raised into the air and wiggling slightly
>"N-No! This is impossible! No one man should....n....ny...nya...nyaaaa~!" she howled as you exerted your control over her
>your rose up and rallied your cat monster girl army back underneath your control
>you still had much work to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169104
>The Union stills wins in the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169093
Well of course they would, they have to make the humans boys like them after the women start their smear campaign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169110
>>13169117
I always knew Yankees had poor tastes.

>>13169123
Sh-Shut up! One day the South will rise, just like the night will! Grape forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169084
I would be tragically dragged off by some lamias to form the center of their mating ball, but depending on how kinky they were they might stream it sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169114
>All this YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169130
>tragically
How is that a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>/pol/ is leaking again...

1. Grasp opinion firmly
2. Insert opinion deep into anus
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 with any remaining opinions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169104
>Not playing both sides
>Not putting a bun in both of their ovens
>Not using that to force reconciliation
You even get two waifus as a bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169140
It's funny that the /pol/ discussion is leagues superior to the usual shitstorms we get about Alps/Cait-Sith/Futa/Bob/Etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169140
Speaking of which, What monster girl is best suited for anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169109
>You're part of a small minority

http://blogs.reuters.com/jamesrgaines/2014/09/19/one-in-four-americans-want-their-state-to-secede-from-the-u-s-but-why/

Anon Texas isn't the only state that wants to secede, Vermont also what's to go its on its own same for others

You getting mad because you're wrong isn't gonna change things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169147
Anon, they don't call them Anubutts for nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169147
Gnome.
She knows all about tilling the night soil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169120
Source on buffalo soldiers doing "more" for Texas and not your feelings pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169025
What is this from, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169147
All of them. Except slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never see Mia tenderly loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169147
Bury a bone in her backyard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169129
What would you do if you met a grapesnake who loved you, but every night at the minute of sunset, she had to return to the underworld, where Ra would smite her again and again until morning came?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168972
http://exhentai.org/g/607015/fd9a72bacc/
http://exhentai.org/g/445092/ba01bf8d67/
http://exhentai.org/g/713147/e25c0f7347/
http://exhentai.org/g/780228/32b7d855bc/
http://exhentai.org/g/464769/8867e47a64/
http://exhentai.org/g/657979/0a08f806b9/
http://exhentai.org/g/575364/5a81959bc7/

Also pretty much anything by Hroz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169160
But i'm tenderly loving her every night anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169129
>Will rise
If they won't rise over current thing going on, they won't rise period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169163
Why would she love me?

I don't like snakes.

No big meaty paws, no care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169160
Go back to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169121
this shouldnt be funny. but it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169155
Compare the unpopular giant waste of resources, not even in battles on home soil, here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_in_the_American_Civil_War

To actually making North Central and the Panhandle safe once and for all to settle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_War

[Anonymous No.]

Hroz is really weird, i don't think his art can be called good, but he manages to do everything else perfectly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169164
Hroz's proportions are shit.

There!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169147

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168946
I just realized that her tongue is made of lava

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169179
Teddy, you're not making any sense
I bearly understand you sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169181
>lava tongue
you have to jump from sofa to chair to keep from stepping on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169163
Try to find some way to stop the smiting so we could spend a night together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169124
Imagine a monstergirl talking with a human girl complaining about how nobody can get a boyfriend any more, trying to puzzle out what's causing her problems

>Well, how many boys did you hit on last week?
>"Only three, but I spent an hour and a half making eyes at that one in the bar before he walked out with some oni!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169185
That's the floor, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169176
"Wikishit were anyone can change info according to their opinion"

Wow anon great source the Texas rangers were the ones to pacify the land
and they weren't political correct about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169055
>CSA
>slave-owning
>founded on treason
>not okay
>bad guys

>USA
>slave-owning
>founded on treason
>okay
>good guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169190
Speaking of wikishit anyone can change...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_Begins_%28video_game%29

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168946
>>13169181
See how Lava Golem seems like she has regular dark skin in some parts, and she's made of lava in others? She can actually freely change between the two. The firm brown parts are basically just her cooling down parts of her body, and those parts feel pleasantly cool, while the lava parts are obviously really warm and viscous and gooey (but not really in the same way as a slime girl, she's still molten rock). And she can make just about any part of her body become either of those.

Cool, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169151
>>13169162
Mah niggas.

>>13169153
Good choice regardless anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169200
I'd say it's pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169190
Don't be dim. Rangers enforced law after the natives got cleared out. The Army was the main force that cleared out the Indians.

And feel free to read any source you want on the matter. They back that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169178
Don't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169207
The main force that cleared out the Indians was disease that resulted in millions of dead and tons of wide open land to settle in unopposed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169178
Yes, which is why we read it to feel warm and fuzzy and laugh at cute monstergirls doing cute rapey things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169176
Your links say nothing about buffalo soldiers but that Texas rangers and Texas militias and posse's killed Indians during the Texas-Indian wars and that mexicans and native americans helped them fight union troops

Way to look at your own sources anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169196
History is written by the victors Anon. If the South won what we'd learn in school would be an accurate telling of the Civil War and why the States wanted to secede.

Instead, because the North won, children are taught

>"The South wanted to have slaves because they hate blacks, but Abraham Lincoln told them no, and the racist south went to war to enslave all the blacks."

Anyone who actually studies history knows that very little of that is true. Lincoln didn't even like Black People.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169215
I read doujins to fap, weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169217
>Spoiler
This, Lincoln only freed the slaves to punish the south for not returning to the union, and even then they weren't really free since Lincoln had no real power over the south at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169188
>That's your problem, you're way too passive, you're acting too much like a boring human.
>Ehhh, no offense.
>You gotta get in in there, grope him, and tell him that you're going to fuck him.
>All men are sluts, ya know, so they want to be treated like such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169226
>He reads doujins for the plot, and not for the plot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169211
>Hroz
Femdom and /ss/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what's worse, /pol/ in the thread or the normal shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169234
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169229
>>13169217
>It was about state's rights guys, honest

Yeah, a state's right to own slaves. A big problem American would have run into was no European power being willing to trade with them if they kept slave labor. Hell, if the south had won, they would've had to abolish slavery in about 20 to thirty years anyway or stagnate to death.

[Anonymous No.]

CHOOSE YOUR -DOM TYPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169234
I don't see any problems with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169234
But not all of them are /ss/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168993

Human girls are a type of Monstergirl, they're monsters on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169186
Keep in mind, she only has to survive it for 1001 nights, for wronging Ra in the past.
Still, the only way to keep her from enduring the torture for a night would be to take her place.
That or defeat her in battle, but surely...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169207
I found Sherman's memoirs

Sherman wrote in his memoirs that as soon as the war ended, “My thoughts and feelings at once reverted to the construction of the great Pacific Railway. . . . I put myself in communication with the parties engaged in the work, visiting them in person, and assured them that I would afford them all possible assistance and encouragement” (2005, 775). “We are not going to let a few thieving, ragged Indians check and stop the progress [of the railroads],” Sherman wrote to Ulysses S. Grant in 1867

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169233
>I read porn for the story
laughing elves.gif

>>13169240
What normalshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169216
The Red River Wars were in the 1870's you simpleton. The army columns are listed. All the guys coming out of Ft. Sill, especially the 10th cav were Buffalo soldiers. Where do you think the Feds shipped all those unwanted Union black troops after the war? And Indian attacks were way worse during the civil war because most of the army was off fighting half the country away.

And the only time the Rangers are mentioned was a tiny skirmish.

You're the one who can't read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169231
I am conflicted by the thought of MGs teaching humangirls their ways.
Once they start wearing neko headbands, how's a man supposed to know what he's getting into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169244
FREEDOM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169149
>Call out anon for claiming you're in the minority.
>Proceeds to post citation that.....outright states those who support succession are in the minority in every single state....

A lot of people still don't want to admit the south (lowercase, fuck them) lost the Civil War, too, but that doesn't mean they'll ever be anything but powerless morons who couldn't get it done then can't get it done now and will never get it done.

Jesus Christ you even said "Texas isn't the only state that wants to secede" when the article you posted states that the majority of the population of Texas doesn't want to secede. Shit like this is why you always lose the debate and the war, you don't live in reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169259
By not being into cosplay tier shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169234
I'm searching for the problem, but it seems my magnifying glass can't magnify it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169259
You'll know when you're getting NTR'd by someone with a bigger wallet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169252
Immediately after the war, Dodge proposed enslaving the Plains Indians and forcing them “to do the grading” on the railroad beds, “with the Army furnishing a guard to make the Indians work, and keep them from running away”. Union army veterans were to be the “overseers” of this new class of slaves. Dodge’s proposal was rejected; the U.S. government decided instead to try to kill as many Indians as possible.

In his memoirs, Sherman has high praise for Thomas Clark Durant, the vice president of the Union Pacific Railroad, as “a person of ardent nature, of great ability and energy, enthusiastic in his undertaking”. Durant was also the chief instigator of the infamous Credit Mobilier scandal, one of the most shocking examples of political corruption in U.S. history. Sherman himself had invested in railroads before the war, and he was a consummate political insider, along with Durant, Dodge, and his brother, Senator John Sherman.

President Grant made his old friend Sherman the army’s commanding general, and another Civil War luminary, General Phillip Sheridan, assumed command on the ground in the West. “Thus the great triumvirate of the Union Civil War effort,” writes Sherman biographer Michael Fellman, “formulated and enacted military Indian policy until reaching, by the 1880s, what Sherman sometimes referred to as ‘the final solution of the Indian problem’”.

What Sherman called the “final solution of the Indian problem” involved “killing hostile Indians and segregating their pauperized survivors in remote places.” “These men,” writes Fellman, “applied their shared ruthlessness, born of their Civil War experiences, against a people all three [men] despised. . . . Sherman’s overall policy was never accommodation and compromise, but vigorous war against the Indians,” whom he regarded as “a less-than-human and savage race”

What a hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169266
The dude lives withing spitting distance of that creepy nudist colony out by Bee Cave. I find his entire gene pool suspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169244
CuddleDom please

[Anonymous No.]

If we're going to be giving history lessons, can we at least be doing it in the context of explaining to our waifus the horrors and workings of human war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168469
I must be almost the only one that posts vampires and has one as waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169283
Or we just tell /pol/ to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169274
Great, now can you fuck off to /pol/ already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169244
It disappoints me that we have yet to see a bald eagle Harpy with a stars and stripes bikini top, daisy dukes, and a cowboy hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169285
Are those bones, blades, or crystals around her neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169266
Getting this mad

Anon it says 37% agree Texas should secede if it wants to

Forgetting your roots

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169292
We're close

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEpSBsUjY-0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169274
Source here

https://books.google.com/books?id=iXLmCgRcGlMC&pg=PR17&lpg=PR17&dq=shermans+memoirs+final+solution&source=bl&ots=IWUqKCFG77&sig=Pf0FRWk4TXPntoRhjGIjnzAtzds&hl=en&sa=X&ei=9ugAVdCJK4H1oAShiIKwDg&ved=0CBwQ6AEwAA

>>13169289
"I hate the truth"

[Anonymous No.]

>Rejects from europe be sperging again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169283
>You will never be a student of Meilin-Sensei's Chinese history class
>She and her two other colleagues will never one day explain that you and three other classes are going outside to review the events of the Three Kingdoms Era
>By reenacting it first hand
>She will never call you her little Dun Ce, despite you not knowing what it means or entails

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169303
Just report and ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169249
It's sad that some people genuinely think this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgt/ discussing Monster Girls
>Endless shitstorms ranging from Alps, Futa, to Collars, constant yelling "I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH"

>/mgt/ discussing politics
>Calm and civil discussion with posts citing facts and reasonable debate

Do you think Monster Girls would be like us? Yelling to each other about what human boys they want to fuck, yet being able to have rational intelligent discussion about the South and the North?

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck are you people doing this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169301
>putting words in my mouth

Nice strawman faggot, you have an entire board to bitch about this shit, so fuck off and do it there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169301
>"I hate the truth"

Not him but i just don't care.
I mean, i like history normally, i usually find this sort of stuff interesting
it just doesn't belong in /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169272
When monstergirls start falling over themselves to get a man, traditional gold digging would become almost impossible

The transitional period would be interesting, where girls realize that if they want a boyfriend they'll have to be direct about it, and playing hard to get will just see the guy snatched away by a girl telling him that it's wrong to try and guilt someone into having more sex, but she thinks he's pretty cute and has a better match libido-wise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169304
This sounds potentially lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169310

Can't trust anyone, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169272
Found the beta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169312
>Calm and civil
Are high mate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168234
>>13168508

Ayyyy I’m losing so much sleep.

People wrote..
Someone wanted a apophis mistress, and he got it
MG poetry
A god given buttslut
We summon the nyanon
Spaceworms
Broken MGs gets a huge update.
SO. MANY. MAIDS.
bullying
I receive a zombie and a depressed echidna
Go to bar, get werewolf
Cold nove-well actually it’s march
Charon hosts the news
kikimora gonna beat yo ass with her ass
Barometz wants me to dom her.

We fought about..
not being /v/
spongebob
American immigration policies, of all things
sandworms being anglerfish
MGQ and robots
LOL BOB HIGHJACK
A futa hellhound story

We talked about..
Hotline MG: nobody replied edition
how to survive the futacat apocalypse
MG love pillows, our parents must be so proud
bullying fat people
EVERYBODY GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A ROBBERY
also
BUFF THE LMGS ALREADY
Which MH girl wud u fug?
paladin girls should wear better armor
Shrek cannon
How MG is to M?
Tumor paws
dogs are better
Removing virginity with russian-mg kebab
Like the NSA, but with crazy MGs
Imp rush!
Let’s ghettodad an MG
Harpy mating season
We’re gonna make robot MGs, just you wait
ELH cometh!
LDR cometh!
oh look they get along again. you 2 shud fug
purple.
How much we want to be slaves
tomboy alp

People drew..
Jeesus how many brown mg edits is that guy gonna do
More colorization, done by anon
...Is anyone even using the requests pastebin?
more color edits
tk-raid cometh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169310
It's sad that there are people in this thread that are still attracted to 3D women

It's sad that there are 3D women in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169316
Are you frustrated? Troubled?

"I don't agree with what you said"
"Strawman" lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169293
They look like blades to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169313
Some autists are having a slappy-fight over the Civil War and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169250
Since I'm shit at fighting, I volunteer to be beaten up in place of my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169324
>implying you're alpha
kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169331
That's really dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169334
I'll take that as a yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169327
>Ayyyy
Fuck off already, especially if you're going to recall inflammatory topics in your recaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169318
You're right arguing about the past with strangers on the internet on 4chan isn't a good use of time

Centaurs are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169327

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169338
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169344
What if we all did a Vocaroo of everyone in the thread doing their best "Awoooo"

That'd be fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169340
No, you can take it as a fuck off.

I don't have to take this shit from a mangina white knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169327
>Tomboy alp
wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169328
Do you ever wonder 3D girls don't like you because you're a terrible person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169348
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169348
That'd be cringe-worthy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169312
>Do you think Monster Girls would be like us? Yelling to each other about what human boys they want to fuck
We've been over this before, anon. The answer is yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169342
Meh. If you don't like what I'm doing, that's fine, but I just hope someone else does.
>>13169348
That probably won't go well
>>13169350
We discussed whether or not a tomboy alp or a tsun vampire (or something, I can't remember) would be preferable, and then fought about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169340
Not everyone can be alpha anon, it's just not in most of our genes

and i would rather fully lose myself in escapism than than have my money leached on by someone who's in a position to easily take it and get away with it.
Someone who wont even feel guilty about it because that's just how the world works.

>>13169352
Plenty of 3D women like me anon, I have several female friends, i'm just not interested in dating them

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you faggots get hit by a truck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169349
Are you gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169352
You appear lost newfriend, here are places you can properly discuss 3DPD.
>>>/r9k/
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169366
Anon don't be a Rudy Rude Rooster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169364
>and i would rather fully lose myself in escapism
Me too.

>than have my money leached on by someone
You'd have to be a fucking retard for that to happen to you.

>because that's just how the world works.
And you're better than this because...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169367
Since I'm in a monster girl thread, I obviously must be.

Idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169358
>There are Monster Girls who wouldn't like otaku boy
Shit tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169321
You and your classmates will never be led under the Ryu, Jinko and Phoenix teachers to engage in playwars against the yellow-scarfed students led by Dark Priest-Sensei
>Then later banding together to defeat the Orc gym teacher the next week
>It's announced that week that one of the teachers will be wearing a red scarf around their arm, and that the class to retrieve it will get a pizza party in their honor that week
>The ascot in question is being worn by the Ushi-Oni from Home Ec.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169276
>Going to wake you up with a blowjob
Source.
Please.
This looks wonderful.

>>13169285
Oh? Apparently. Don't see many posts about Vampire Waifus.
Fine, fine taste though anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169327
These recaps used to get a lot more replies-did everyone run away after that one big fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169274
Delete image

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169366
I hope i get hit by a truck too, i'm too much of a coward to do it myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169370
Maybe I will once you faggots stop existing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169369
since those boards are full of desperate bitches talking about how mean girls are for not liking them i'm pretty sure you'd fit there more :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169384
we breathe the same air, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169385
Feminist pls.
>>>/tumblr/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169374
Calm down beta bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169333
Are you sure?
The punishment that awaits you is that which is recounted in the Book of Apophis. And then some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169384
You claim to hate us "faggots" yet, here you are....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169389
>Using feminist as an insult
Yeah OK, go home nerd. >>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169390
Whatever you say omega.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169389
Just laying down facts here, friend. No need to resort to your boogeyman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169312
>Yelling to each other about what human boys they want to fuck

What would the factions be?

Girls who want a quiet, shy boy to abduct, romance, or both versus those who want a fiery boy who fights back?

And then some who want a human boy to dom them, followed by a pointless shitstorm over whether a human boy could ever dom a monstergirl

>"they're so much weaker than us, it just isn't possible"
>"It's all about mindset! If I had one of those aggressive boys, I'd just be submissive for him!"
>"Human boys would only be aggressive pushing back against you, so that wouldn't work"

Meanwhile, everyone ignores the monstergirls posting that they're sure there are plenty of human boys with all sorts of different personalities to suit any girl's tastes, and that the information from the scrying teams will only describe the general tendencies of boys in each region while glossing over exceptions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169391
I've never read that, but surely it can't be too bad, right?

I'd be willing to do anything, as long as it let my waifu smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169395
Defending feminism
>>>/out/ land whale neckbeard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169395
>Implying it isn't an insult
>using "nerd"
As I've said: >>>/tumblr/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169396

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169395
There's a difference between being a person of equality, and a feminist.
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169342
Out of curiosity, would you even care if they were dropped? It's not like 4chan to change it's tune no matter what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169395
But it is an insult.
It's an ideology that mirrors ideologies like Jihad, where everyone has to think how I think or else, because I'm right. It's just that instead of beheading people, feminists try to make people behead themselves by ruining their lives and trying to drive them to suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169373


>You'd have to be a fucking retard for that to happen to you.

I agree, but i would rather not deal with the whole mess entirely

>And you're better than this because...?

I don't understand the question, are you saying that i would do the same thing if i was in that position?
I don't know, I'd like to think i wouldn't, i've seen what it does to people, to friends and family, even if i got a fat paycheck for it i don't think i could live with myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169398
>facts
Which you base on nothing, but please, do continue.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys pls
can we get back on topic
monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169404

[Anonymous No.]

go educate yourselves on feminism from actual websites and not places full of retards like tumblr you beta mongoloids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169400
This sounds accurate.

What fetishes would be hated on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169402
>>13169403
>>13169405
>>13169407
hahahahaha, yeah OK

and you wonder why real women want nothing to do with you nerds

ask your mother what she thinks of what you think women should be and see if she slaps you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169393
I keep coming back because I always hope today's the day you shitheads finally leave for good.

I can't wait for that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169396
>omega
But that's good anon

Betas are the people that go
>tfw no gf
and whine about being friend zoned and shit

Omega is when you've moved past that and don't feel the need for real human interaction anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169401
>Spitting Upon Apep
>Stomping on Apep with the Left Foot
>Taking a Lance to Smite Apep
>Placing Apep in Chains
>Taking a Knife to Smite Apep
>Putting Fire Upon Apep

All of these things and more will be brought upon you should you replace her for the night.
Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169417
>>13169420
Sorry, but people are sick of your womens advocate nonsense.

At least be honest about only caring for your own gender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169419
NTR, Scat, Mindbreak, Guro, yaoi, human women, pussyboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168490
Is it too late to apply for a different mistress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169420
Get a load of this white knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169417
To be honest, most self proclaimed feminists aren't real equalist feminists, even the top ones who control the national dialogue. So why should anyone make the distinction colloquially?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169408
Your post makes it sounds like you think you're above the average person.

I'm sorry for assuming stuff but you know what I mean.

>>13169429
>At least be honest about only caring for your own gender.
Stop trying to justify your own actions by projecting them onto people you disagree with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169437
>inb4 "B-but thats not real feminism"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169327
>Dogs are better

Better believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169420
My mother thinks women today are huge piles of shit who shouldn't have rights because their abuse of those rights has done severe harm to society. :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169431
>Spoiler
I think cuntboys is the official term, but yeah, that sounds accurate. Their version of futa, with the opposite being less hated, if only because no one ever brings it up because of sheer irrelevance. Same could be said of yuri.

Other than that, it'd be mostly the same I suppose...what would their version of Frontgina-a-shit be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169440
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169437
>>13169440
ideologies aren't black and white

there's something called branches, kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169438
>Gets called out
>"Nuh uh, you're just projecting"
And that's why no one takes you seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169447
Shut up dweeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169419
>>13169431
Don't forget that one MG that won't stop talking about killing HBs

>Wow, look at how soft HBs look, i would totally kill one if i could
>thread explodes
>Ya, i would probably twist his neck or something, i wouldn't even fuck him first
>all of that semen totally wasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169446
Their "No true scotsman" defense

>>13169447
>kids
Well, aren't you full of yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169444
She should look at some of the original suffragettes then. Advocacy groups are always full of extremists nuts even when they're right and doing something good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169448
But that's exactly what projecting is.

You're justifying your own cynical views by saying everyone else does the same, which is obviously not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169426
>Spitting Upon Apep
A little rude but OK

>Stomping on Apep with the Left Foot
Again, more hurtful emotionally than painful, but I'll live

>Taking a Lance to Smite Apep
Wait how did we go from stepping to lances? Jesus, now that'd be painful.

>Placing Apep in Chains
Oh, now that's a bit kinky, what'll she do to me then?

>Taking a Knife to Smite Apep
Well that's not kinky at all.

>Putting Fire Upon Apep
Goodness, that would be painful.

Still, it's only during the night right? And only for a few years, that's not too bad. I'd gladly do it for my waifu. Besides, I'm sure after the first few nights you barely notice it anymore.

I hope that by doing so I can make my Apophis Waifu smile during the night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169442
My man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169453
>Their "No true scotsman" defense
Ok dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminist_movements_and_ideologies

>Well, aren't you full of yourself?
Good going ignoring an entire post because of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169455
Well, call me when NOW stops fucking fathers over.

Until then, you and your overprivileged sisters can go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope these threads get banned off of this board too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169442
>That gap
Lord help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169445
Horsefucker pls, frontgina is the savior of the centaur race.

[Anonymous No.]

Notto dissu shitto again

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a bunch of girblilu venom and use a fairy as an onahole Immediately afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169431
>>13169419
>Everyone has to learn to stop replying to the ass posting that doujin where a human girl NTR's the protagonist and steals her boyfriend

Followed by two hundred posts of distraught handwringing and reactionary SHUT THE FUCK UPs in response to

>Threadly reminder that proactively dating your human boy would make him a mindbroken shell with nothing left of the qt you fell in love with

[Anonymous No.]

These threads are like a rancid mix of /pol/, /r9k/ and /v/.

This shit doesn't even feel like /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169473
Doubt it. No where else to go. maybe /d/ but I dunno. We'd have to be a lot more excepting of futa if we went there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169486
Well, everything was sorta fine until /pol/-san and tumblr-kun showed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169486
That's because right now it isn't


I blame this time on cat shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169488
You except futa enough
you'd have to learn to accept it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169470
If I could do something against that then trust me, I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169488
The issue with /d/ isn't even the futa or fetishes, its the fact that the thread would be infinity picdumps and nothing else because that's what /d/ is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169497
Words are cheap.

If there's one thing about people that I've learned it's this:
Watch what they do, not what they say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169488
I wish we could go back to /a/
Threads would end faster and mods would actually have to clean shit like this up


Hell i wish MGs where less popular again
these threads will never be friendly and slow as fuck again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169377
>You and your squad composed of you, three guys and four monstergirls has been successful in dispatching several other units like yours in trying to find Ms. Buta
>One of your friends even admits getting curious about finding the red scarf
>After consulting the other members of your small squad, you decide to find the scarf before anyone else can
>Out of anyone else, the eight of you think you're capable of it
>Until you see something crashing through the school campus
>Knocking boys and girls alike across the battlefield in the distance
>It's Ms. Gretchen, the Ushi-Oni
>And she's not wearing her limiter seal today

>DONOTPURSUE.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169481
You want manticore barbs, girtablilu venom paralyzes you and makes you more sensitive to pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169508
A holier-than-thou attitude doesn't do anything, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169497
No you fucking wouldn't you lying cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169492
They have a love-hate relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169509
You can always go to 4+4chan.

They're really slow and shitty there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169522
It's fine. At least here it's fast and shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169517
Exactly what I expected.

Good day to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169509
>mods on /a/
>doing shit
>wanting to go back to that hellhole

>>13169488
>>13169494
>futa
>vore
>monsterboys
>unbirth

This kills the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169526
What else did you expect? To give you my other cheek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169524
When it comes to shit, I prefer it fast and painless too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169509
>will never be friendly again
It amuses me that even as you say this, the next time I contribute something you may very well be one of the people who tell me to fuck off or change or whatever. Friendliness is relative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169527
Wouldn't kill it anymore than bitching about feminism and 3dpd does.

[Anonymous No.]

Changing the subject

What Monster Girl do you wish to impregnate and why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169510
>Not just polishing your shota charm and asking her nicely with puppy dog eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169522
I've been
/monster/ is a shithole and cripplecock is running the website to the ground
also there /a/ is filled with retards /v/tards, and people who don't understand why shitposting is a bad thing the only thing it had going for it is claude is running it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169535
>this is what /d/fags actually believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169536
Ryu because I want to swim with the daughteru at the beacheru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169542
There's also /mg/

Spoiler:It's not that much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169531
I have never told anyone to fuck off and i think the only criticism i've ever given was with that one inccubised veteran story where i stayed the MGs where acting a little bit too bitchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169536
All of them, and then I want to skip town and spend the rest of my life staying one step ahead of them, moving from place to place.

I am nigger kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169480
This is nice.

Where can I get more of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169542
They later kicked that board owner out and replaced him when users began to complain about him. Now it's really just slow. Not garbage, but not good either. OK I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong I'm getting tired of /v/-tier bullshit and just want you nerds (calling you this affectionately) to stop hating girls for whatever unreasonable reasons you may have? I don't even join these "arguments" but I felt like saying this.

I feel like the young kid in a family reunion having to listen to their racist grandpa and their sexist uncle while trying to enjoy dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169536
This >>13169552 except with a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169558
/monster/? i was just on there a week ago and i saw him with his name and the board owner tag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169378
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/645190/f9c5e9b650/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169452
>When the others girl reply she says that human men are all no good sluts anyway
>Starts ranting about how she would kill them, mindbreak the strong ones before humiliating and killing them.
>Anger posts intensify
>She pays a drawfag to make a picture of a beaten, naked, and crying human boy getting stabbed
>Thread never recovers, is firebombed by the janitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169559
If girls weren't so shit-tier I wouldn't have to despise them so much.

The majority of them are simply vapid, uninteresting people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169559
>unreasonable
>assumptions
Just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169571
what makes you think you're any different

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169542
>>13169548
It's exactly like we've said here numerous times. There's not enough content to support more than one slightly overstuffed thread, let alone a whole board.

So the result is just a mostly empty, dead board, with a few various fetish image dumps, and a few slow discussion boards which barely actually talk because they have to stick to a singular "Topic".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169515
You are correct sir,

That little fairy is gonna be a balloon filled with pearly white when I'm done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169550
Well, still someone is doing that. It is funny to think about these things-it's one of the very unique things about these types of website.

I can make a name for myself here, metaphorical and literal, and then leave it.

And after I do so, people may reminisce or rejoice at the thought that I am gone, saying in years to come, "boy, im glad that faggot left" and then I'm actually right here, talking to you.

Just like how we never see inari anymore- but then again maybe you're inari! Maybe I'm inari! WE JUST DON'T KNOW.

>>13169559
dude this is 4chan. Misogyny and existence are hand in hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169559
Do you know where you are? Are you the feminism troll? I'm not even one of the 3DPDfags, but, do you know the hell I caught for suggesting to an anon that he get a girlfriend. Thatshit was brutal, just a torrent of aggressiveness and self pity, HOLY SHIT.

It needs to be said again. Do you know where you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169568
Thank you anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169536
My waifu. I want for the both of us to take fertility drugs before engaging in romantic cuddle sex. Hours later, we would both be exhausted, and she roll on top of me and kiss me, telling me I'll be a great father.

It's a nice feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169577
What how dare you I'm the most interesting person etc etc.

Outside of wanting to fuck them I'd rather not associate with them.

They'd just rather not associate with me at all.

I can live with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169579
Are you gonna bounce her on your hand and give her a few gentle squeezes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169583
>Are you the feminism troll?
That's the first thing I said I wasn't.

>>13169582
>>13169583
>Do you know where you are?
>dude this is 4chan.

I want this meme to die.

>>13169594
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169536
>>13169536
All of them except A Cait Sith who has a muzzle or fur.

All she gets is to become the family medicine ball.

Although I may get a few toys for her and leave them on for a day or two

That should set her straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169600
>I want this meme to die.
It's not a meme dickass, it's the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169456
Fine.
You will be taken into the shadow of night and be made to feel indescribable pain.
Spears will puncture your organs, knives will rend your flesh, and chains will cut through your skin
>Your very body will be purged in hellish fires, only for your flesh to be renewed to be destroyed again in hellish torture beyond the comprehension of even the demons of Hades
>And then when morning comes, your beloved will weep with you cradled in her arms, your body exhausted, but renewed
>She will kiss you tenderly as she holds your body to hers, and she'll apologize over and over again to you in her soft voice, telling you how she shouldn't have let you take her punishment for her
>And yet you will endure
>Again and again, for a month, then a year
>Then before you know it, her sentence is over
>And she will thank you for your selflessness, and ask that in return for your continued good will, that you take her as your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169583
"Dude just get a girlfriend."

That's a really cruel thing to say to someone who is lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169578
I actually went there telling them that and explained to them the reasoning behind it.
I said that it would probably be better to make a thread on 8/a/ to give it more traffic and because their board was getting like a post per hour

I ended up getting banned and the board owner threatened to dox me it think? I don't really know what he was implying there.
But i saved most of the thread to post here in case anyone tried advertising

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169606
It's a meme used to justify a board/thread's faults.

Every time someone complains about shit like dumping, spamming or posting /b/-tier crap, they say exactly that, every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169597
You know it, although I may have to give belly a good rubbing as well.


>Fairies, natures stress ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169488
I doubt the threads would last long on /d/.
They would finally die, and the anons would be split between IRC, /mgqg/, the MGE wiki and MGR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169536
I want want impregnate a Pharaoh while forcing an Apophis to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169010

Needs more bukake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169600
>He thinks it's a meme

My god, I would show you the cap from that thread if I could, I thought I understood the waifu thing until then. Some if these guys fucking mean it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169612
But anyone here can! And I didn't say it like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169626
>Not having a waifu
normie pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169629
And there you go, completely oblivious and insensitive.

Are you still in highschool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169626
Are you saying you don't? Why the fuck are you here?
there are plenty of places for normalfags to go why do they always have to invade ours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169603
Even a mantago?

[Anonymous No.]

Serious Question: How would your family react to your Monster Waifu? And would you need to move somewhere due to her needs (Reptile, Aquatic, etc.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169621
This made me sad, because all those places suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169639
>normalfags to go why do they always have to invade ours
This is so fucking pathetic I'm actually laughing.

>>13169629
Even I think that's cruel.

If it was that easy I'm pretty sure he'd already have a girlfriend, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169643
Sure, I like mountains.

Dude, don't post real monsters here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169641
Even a mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169644

Wouldn't happen. /jp/ mod loves monstergirls more than most people in here do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169639
>there are plenty of places for normalfags to go why do they always have to invade ours?
You aren't a special snowflake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168250

Kuudere Black Dragon with nictitating membranes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169643
In all fairness, if I was presented the opportunity, I would move out of country to get away from my parents. They're bad people, no worse than average, no worse than me, but I need to get away from them. I don't like rich snobby types, but having a rich ass dragon waifu would certainly help things out- she could finance the construction of a house ten bajillion miles from my past.
Maybe I could design it.
on minecraft.
because like hell if I can understand that autocad stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169619
>Just get finished with fairy waifu after a double dose of manticore venon
>Her belly is the size of an orange and her eyes are glazed over from the afterglow.
>Set her in her draing bowl and gently rub her belly as she slowly empties, watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169536
My waifu. I want to nuzzle her swollen belly.

And if Dragon, ravage her butthole as she lays an egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169643
My mother is really adamant about having mixed race grandchildren. My sister just had a baby whose father is the child of a Greek immigrant family fucking an Italian immigrant family, so he's basically Arab. Which is you want to be /pol/ is mixed race I guess.
She'd love a little Kikimora coming to visit I'd imagine. Especially because she'd get to be lazy and let someone else clean the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169630
>>13169639
I do, but, how do I explain...

Does your waifuism rule your life? Do you do the valentine's thing? Do you hold conversations with her?

>invading
I wager I've been here longer than you junior.

>normie
>believing this is an insult

Oh no! I cam interact with people without repelling them or weirding them out! Women aren't afraid to approach me and mothers aren't afraid to leave their children near me! What a nightmare!


>>13169636
Self pity kun pls. I'm not gonna coddle you because so many of you hate yourselves. Unless you weigh 500 pounds, have a club foot or are crippled from the neck down, there is no reason you can't get what you want. BUCK THE FUCK UP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169622
>I've called you to my office because I've taken a particular interest in you.
>Let's see. "Social Aptitude: Average."
>"Athletic Ability: Below Average."
>"GPA: 4.02"...I do admire smart boys like you.
>So, as a reward for your continued academic efforts, I, as the Student Council President, shall grant you one request of your choosing.
>What shall it be?

Keep in mind:The Anubis behind her chair is leering intensely at you. Any sexual requests won't fly with this jackal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169669
While I agree with you on some things, I don't think that's the right attitude.

You're only making them feel worse, which isn't helping at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169669
Thank you for demonstrating just how unaware a person can be of others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169671
>EAT THESE EGGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169671
I wanna dick the anubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168250
I just want to bully my Dragon waifu until she pouts and smoke comes out her nose, is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169671
>Sure, drink any of these drinks. I won't say what's in them.
>Pull out a red, blue, and green jar.


Red is liquified raging mushroom

Blue is the sabbaths new Loli potion

Green is milk. Regular old milk with no additional properties.

Other than the giant bee honey

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169609
It is only natural for a man to endure pain for their waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169674
They wouldn't believe me anyway.

>>13169675
>woe me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169683
Only if its wrong me to give Srakka, the red terror and living flame, a big ol plate of Loli cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169671
>"I'd like a date with the girl glaring at me from behind you, if at all possible."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169692
Only if you bully her afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169669
But tough guy-kun, what if I just want to be left alone, seeing as I don't actually like people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169669
>I wager I've been here longer than you junior.
>junior
this alone make that hard to believe and makes you sound like a retard

I don't do the valentines thing i think it's stupid, and talking to an inanimate object is retarded.
I interact with her through lucid dreams

You also don't seem to understand what a normie is.
I doesn't matter what you look like or what other people think of you. It's your mindset, Looking at the average or what the average person aspires too just because it's normal and judging your life's success on how well you're achieving that is what makes you a normalfag.

I don't care if you're some fucking 7 foot sex god that's buff as fuck, if you can see a person who has different life goals and thinks that's fine, and doesn't shit on them for that, it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169643
I have no idea how they'd react at first. I think they'd come to accept her over time though.
I think they'd just be happy that I found someone really.
I just remembered my mom hates snakes, so that might be a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169697
>stwap it!! I'm the tewwor that owns da skwies! Not some widdle welp to cawwy under your arm!

>Stwap petting me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169688
This insufferable attitude and inability to comprehend even basic psychology makes me think you're straightestshota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169705
>Yes.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169671
A ton of money and a kikimora maid. Busty, if you would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169708
Aren't those two requests? Just ask her for a wealthy kiki, who you'd wife later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169707
>Her tiny chest starts rumbling, the draconic equivalent of a pure.

>Happy? Why would I be happy? You...Buwwy!

[Anonymous No.]

Surely Monstergirls wouldn't take advantage of a tired, out-of-focus dude who hasn't slept in days, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168410

.less, Apothecary - Apophis

Bob, Zhana - Anubis (I think?)

ELH - Cinder

Donitor, Ovaries - Manticore

Inarikitsune - Alps, is an Alp

Nyanon - Any form of rodent girl, he's like the goddamned Ron Jeremy of rodents

Kitsoviet, CommercialAnon - Kitsunes

Captain - Lady Liberty, and his irl wife

LDR - >Is a she

Pennywise - Rusalka

Peterdnzl - Jinko, Slav Jinko

NegaWalker - Too irrelevant to care about

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169700
Then that's your choice, but don't vomit how lonely you are all over the threads then.

>>13169701
okay?

[Anonymous No.]

At first I was angry.
Then I was disappointed.
Now I feel depressed.

I wish all of you could reach happiness and realize anything you might be doing wrong.

>>13169700
You must like people if you're still here, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169713

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169706
Not him though.

What am I not understanding? Enlighten me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169378
>Fine, fine taste though anon
Late as fuck but thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh Oh! Your Farm daughterus all storm in and ask who you think is the fluffiest among them?
How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169716
>don't vomit how lonely you are all over the threads then
Good thing I'm not then.

>>13169717
Well, humans are social animals, so I do need to "socialize" in some form or another, even if I couldn't give two shits about people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169714
They would take advantage by cuddling him to sleep. So he would be ready for sex in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169718
It would only get better when her sister comes to visit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169715
There are many inaccuracies here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169726
All aboard the bully train, the more the merrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169715
>Zhana
>Implying people know or care who that is
Just say Anubisfucker, Dragonslut or Anonlich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169723
The fluffiest is clearly my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169715
>.less
>Apophis
I know he's drawn some lovely ones as of late, but I'm still quite certain that .less' waifu is either a Manticore, or an Angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169730
>tfw you never namefag because of stuff like this
Hah, you'll never know that it was me Austin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169723
Tell them that their mother's got them beat
But when they grow up, the'll be as fluffy as her. Hell, you might even surpass her fluff one day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168410
Loen is a snakefag

[Anonymous No.]

If your waifus were real they'd be disappointed in you.

It's never too late to become a better person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169715
What about that one guy who does those teacher stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169739
Who?
>Here'sYourReply.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169701
So when you say normie, you mean average person? Job, wife, kids, friends? People who want/have those things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169727

Well I know I pegged Donitor and Ovaries right because those two faggots circlejerk about tailpussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169727

I guess this just means we need to go over the rururus again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169750
That's because tailpussies and manticores are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169723

The fluffiest farm is obviously cotton patch chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169748
My bad, I thought that reference was widely known.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169749
I mean people who value their and everyone else's worth on if they have those things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169746
I wouldn't have one anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169760
That's your definition though, normie is no catch all.

>not at the very least not being a parasite

I guess I am a normalfag then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169756

>Implying moe faggots like Bollocks and Don aren't ruining Manticores when they're literally vicious man-eating whores
>Sung about by Daryll Hall and John Oates

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169711
Anbutt pls, curb your autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169769
>Getting mad when someone has a different idea of what a girl is than you

I'll take my tender femdom, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169728
>Knock on the door, a gentle tap that almost blows it off the hinges.

>Its her "little" sister Feya, the red dawn and Lady of Ash, standing 8ft tall (an inch shorter then anons wife) with thick, corded muscles, blazing golded eyes and grand G-cups (One size bigger than said wife though her hips and ass are nowhere near as nice)

>"Geetingd manling," she says, her voice feral sounding with wisps of smoke trailing from her mouth "Have you seen my elder sister? We were going to plunder th Ga-"

>Her eyes widen as she see's anons tiny wife held in his arms, a look of pure bliss on her face as he scratches the base of her horns with a free hand.

>The laughter was so loud it frightened the neighborhood werewolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169776

More like i'm getting mad because for all the stupid shit the latter idiot spouts, he never follows up with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169701
>achievement is bad
>being a respectable person is something to be looked down on

Can't see straight.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169777
Let's hope he took pictures too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169784
He worded it badly yes, but I think the point was more that being a "Normie" is bad for caring what others think, and doing things to satisfy them, rather than doing things for your own sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169787
>Tiny red dragon with a dopey grin on her face and her eyes half closed in bliss.


There goes my heart

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

A lavagolem and a yuki-ona singing this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SGlPnA_iCk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169798
shall we put it in the requests page?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169795
You didn't need it anyway.

Get a robot heart instead. It'll also pump the nanomachines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169806
Well, I did use to play college ball you know.


Could have even gone pro

[Anonymous No.]

>110 images already
>not even 1000 post in

What the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169828
They don't delete their reaction/off-topic pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169828
People don't delete their shit, that's what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169828
I blame the tanukis.

Remember Anon, the only good one is a chubby one. It means she can't run away as quickly when thou try to pollute her prestigious lineage with your mongrel seed

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

Armpit fur. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169842
Turn off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169842
inta da trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169842
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169842
No I'm good thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169791
yes, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169842
Needs to be trimmed. A well trimmed shrubbery is a good shrubbery.

Especially when it's right by the front door

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169842
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169841
>>13169160
Getting hit by all the classics today

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169842
No, I also want my landing strip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169842
Nope. The only place I like hair is down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169842
I prefer my girls to only have hair at the top of their head with yetis being the exception

also her tits are too torpedoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169828
Oh god I hope this means the fucking thread dies quicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169842
Hell no.

>>13169862
>wanting funky ass hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169842
If she didn't sweat it'd be fine.

Unfortunately she does, so that means it's going to be constantly damp and stinky. She'd need to shave it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169842
Short and neat, if at all. A perfect landing strip or feathery frame of fuzz isn't disliked, either.

I'm fine with it mostly, just so long as I don't get anything in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169870
No, we'll just lose the use of images to distract from shitstorms

the fast we lose the eyecandy we're fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169875
>>13169875
>so that means it's going to be constantly damp and stinky
as if that's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169870
It doesn't, it means that we will linger, in an imageless hell, for days, if it keeps up.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Conservative Christian Succubus?

>"Hey Anon! It's Sunday!"
>"Ready to go to church with me?"
>"You promised you would, remember?"

>"Hey anon, you want to stop by the range with me after school?"
>"You do have a gun, right anon?"

>"Hey Anon! I'm going down to the polling place so I can vote in the GOP primaries."
>"Wanna come with?"
>"You're a registered Republican, aren't you anon?"

>"Hey Anon! You've got your drivers license, right?"
>"You do? Sweet! Me and a few of the girls were going to go bomb the abortion clinic downtown after school."
>"Wanna be our getaway driver?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169880

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169884
Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Kloah when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169884
No amount of pussy is worth this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169880
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

ITS HAPPENING

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

GUESS WHATS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169884
>That moment when she finds out I volunteer as a non-partisan pollworker.
>>13169894
If this is about the EMG anime, I'm way ahead of ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169894
You're finally coming out of the closet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169894
What's happening?
>>13169899
WHAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169894
You've finally grown some pubes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169899
>>13169894
>EMG Anime
It's fucking happening?
One Punch Man, Dumpire, and now EMG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169894
Nothing?

Sidenote: Why are small girls so great when they're chubby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169880
I guess if that's what you like, but I view pubic hair and most bodily scents as horrifying.

Having to shave pubic hair is such a pain, though. Especially ass hairs. tfw knick your asshole with the razorblade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169910
>Shaving your ass hairs
For what cause?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169905
>>13169908
>>13169899

There's one article claiming it on some nip site

The only comments are saying "give a source"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169894
>https://forums.hummingbird.me/t/monster-musume-no-iru-nichijou-manga-gets-tv-anime-adaptation/22779


Yes

its happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169913
When it's nice and smooth it feels good, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169880
[puking violently]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169894
>>13169915
Delete your fucking images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169884
>"Hey Anon! It's Sunday!"
>"Ready to go to church with me?"
>"You promised you would, remember?"

That doesn't sound that bad. Kind of cute, actually. I've never been to church before though.

>"Hey anon, you want to stop by the range with me after school?"
>"You do have a gun, right anon?"

Uh, wait a second.

>"Hey Anon! I'm going down to the polling place so I can vote in the GOP primaries."
>"Wanna come with?"
>"You're a registered Republican, aren't you anon?"

I'm not sure that's-

>"Hey Anon! You've got your drivers license, right?"
>"You do? Sweet! Me and a few of the girls were going to go bomb the abortion clinic downtown after school."
>"Wanna be our getaway driver?"

ABORT. ABORT NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169915
My main concern now is the voice actors, this is the first time I've cared about how well they cast their voices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169915
This can't be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169884
>Southern
>Not being an old school Southern Democrat, the last of a dying breed, abandoned by the party decades ago
>Not shooting for fun at the farm or hunting instead of some lifeless range
>Strait ticket voting
>Pro life instead of personal rights

>Also, not having her mention Wednesday church when normal people don't mind going on Sunday

I'm a pretty good guy but I'd eat a big fucking steak in front of her right now even though it's Lent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169915
Ohhh, boy oh BOY!
I can't wait to watch this in a dark basement where nobody can find me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169924
>>ABORT. ABORT NOW.
TOO LATE, THEY'RE BLOWING UP THE CLINIC THIS AFTERNOON! CONTRACEPT, CONTRACEPT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169915
>July release date
Happy birthday to me.
If this is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169925
I want Marina Inoue to voice Cerea.
And Asami Sanada to voice Miia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169915
>>13169929
>>13169925
>>13169926
>>13169935

TLfag already said the japanese page cites no actual sources, and there's no other articles anywhere.

No new promo images either, just scans of the tank covers.

It'd be great if it's real, but I won't hold my breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169924
>Not wanting to shoot guns
>Not wanting to be a get-away driver
CASUALS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169915
Yay, more harem shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

It's just lewds man. Just a Greyguardy 3k chunk of lewds. Hopefuly the dialog isn't too cringe worthy. If it is I may need to rework it. I'm pretty tired. MC-kun fucks a malnourished necromancer zombie into a wight. Lots of magically assisted cum inflation. Because Wights do that sort of thing. And I dunno. Happenings next, but not now. I need sleep. comments and criticisms are vastly welcome as always.

>Update from line 2414

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169884

>MFW she's ostracized because she's a Succubus
>MFW it causes her physical pain to be on sanctified ground
>MFW blushing bride Succubutt's face when she's fidgeting and using the spade of her tail to hide her womanhood from you on a rose sprinkled bed for your honeymoon
>MFW your sweat cooling in the summer evening as she snuggles up to you, a small spattering of blood on the bedsheets from her hymen being broken, your man-seed dripping out of her
>MFW the entire act was in the missionary position, yours eyes locked and your hands held, with the lights off
>MFW I have no face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169947
You're the man, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169937
The .tv site was registered by Toho last month. That's a decent indication to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169948
>succubus
>that isn't an alice
>hymen

Scowlng Joker.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168244
Main page got updated

http://mon110.sakura.ne.jp/mong/top.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169842
I wouldn't mind if she let it grow out every so often, and then she got nice and sweaty, and I'd sniff her potent, hair armpit stench, and rub my dick and soak her armpit fur in cum.

I prefer shaven in general though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169938
I'm fine with shooting guns. I mean, I wouldn't go down to a range as a regular social thing, but there's nothing about propelling a mass of metal at over a thousand metres a second that isn't fun to me.

>>13169948
Sweetheart succubi never fail to be cute. I want to make a blueberry blush by kissing her spadetail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169957
Hey man, I'm glad you think I'm the man. Let me know what you think about the wight's little speech at the end. I hope it wasn't too bad. I'm really fucking dead amd by brain went away and my dick was just making all the decisions there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169961
And the first sex face we see of Luka is him being a squirmy little beta bitch.

What else did I fucking expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169958
See, now that actually sounds a little promising.

But an article reusing old images and giving no sources when the official site has no such news isn't something I'm going to believe by itself, so I'll wait before I think about getting hype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169947
>Magically assisted cum inflation
You started this off with brutally ravishing a Lich, and now this?

Maybe you should quit with the Epic Novel, and just write Undead Lewds. Cause damn, you're good at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169972
Him being a beta never bothered me, I'd be scared half to death if an unnaturally powerful monster attacked even if it seemed to want to bang me rather than kill me; what annoyed me was that he was dumb as a rock.

Honestly it felt like the main reason Alice was ever tsun to Luka after the initial meetings was because she was about as annoyed by his denseness as I was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169977
>You started this off with brutally ravishing a Lich
I did? I thought I started this of with being munched on in a cave by a murderfish? Unless you mean the beginning of this second paste which is just the continuation of the first. I thought he was gentle with Ela. Are you sure you have the right story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169986
>Unless you mean the beginning of this second paste
Yes, this is what I meant.

>Spoiler
Well, it's been a while since I read it, but still, I recall it being fairly hardcore. Though maybe it's more we're working off different personal definitions of "Brutal". Probably not the best word anyway.

My point is, these undead sex scenes are fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169995
Thanks man. I appreciate it. Undead girls a best. I'm a little concerned the lewd is consuming me though. It just flows so much more easily than when I'm trying to progress the plot. Well hopefull these next few updates will be full of stimulating hacking and slashing and actions and burning swathes of undeads alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170000
Uh, burning them dead, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170000
>Burning swathes of undeads alive
A) >Hurting the Monster Girls
B) >Burning
>Undead
>Alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170007
Yeah I should stop posting and sleep like I said I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170005
>>13170011
Well, at least you corrected yourself there.

But anyway, night then Peny.

[Anonymous No.]

You've just moved to Monster Girl City. Only to find out that your house is actually within the Undead Monster Girl district.

Are you brave enough to go say hello to your neighbors? No matter how spooky they might be?

Or maybe set up some defenses to keep the Zombie Girls at bay before night falls and they start breaking into your house looking for 'warm'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170033
I plant a minefield in my front yard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170033
>Undead Monster Girl District
They are, by virtue of consistency, my favorite group of MGs.

So I do not view this as a problem at all. I'd go out and say hi to all my neighbours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170033
I love spooky, so sign me up. I'll monster mash with all of them.

>>13170034
That's unnecessarily cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170033
I say high. Not that I really mind them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170033
Step one: research spooky things

Step two: acquire holy silver shotgun shells and firearm to shoot them

Step three: acquire a bunch of wards and stuff for my property and self.

Step four: pray I never need any of them

Step five: greet the neighbors with a bright smile

Eh, it could work. hell if anyone's getting invited inside ever though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170033
Board up the windows and keep a shotgun handy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170033
3spooky5me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170033
>Zombie girls

They want brains, so I should be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170033
Eh, it can't be too bad. I'll introduce myself to the neighbors.
I can always upgrade my security if things go south.
Actually, I might want to do that before the full moon. They'll understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170033
>talking to your neighboors in the first place
Good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be abducted and held in a Manticore's 'love dungeon'
>She'll never treat you just nice enough to make you angry about your kidnapping, but also think that should could be treating you worse
>She'll never ignore you for long stretches of time then come to you when you feel you're about to break and give you her touch and little morsels of kindness
>This will never continue until you find yourself loving her and wanting to be with her even when the shackles are removed
>She'll never give you daily and nightly milkings, not so tenderly until you can only think of her and her tail

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170033
I'll befriend the Lich neighbor and see what happens from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170033
Definitely go say hello to everyone. Undead are pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170051

Fuck off Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170051
I'm sure this is bait, but I don't care, it's hot.

Stockholm Syndrome is the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170052
She'll call you up and offer you payment to take place in "experiments"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170033
>Skeleton butler arrives at your door with an invitation.
>Ask who sent it.
>He points to the gigantic mansion on the hill overlooking the rest of the district.
>When you turn to look at it, lightning strikes in the background and bats fill the night sky.
>He bows and walks off.

Do you accept the invitation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170048
>Not being friendly with at least one neighbor
Really sick and bedridden? They wonder why they haven't seen Anon in a while and come over to check. They let themselves in with the key you gave them and hey look at that, now you've got someone to get you water so you don't dehydrate, and help you get out of bed and into the bath.
Plus if your home gets broken into, neighbors who think you're just that creepy anti-social guy aren't going to give a fuck, but the neighbor you know will call the police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170066
Ask the Skeleton if he owns a Top Hat

Never accept an invitation from a Skeleton with a Top Hat, otherwise you'll be out for quite a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170066
What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170066
Nobody in their right mind would get involved in this cartoon bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170052
You. You and I think similarly.

>>13170060
I ask her how much and if she'd be interested in going on a date in lieu of the first payment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170069
>actually trusting other people

They're more likely to steal your shit than help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170066
No question. Yes. Do it.

>>13170069
I don't know about them helping when sick, but it really is better to know at least ONE person around you. Don't want your corpse stinking things up if you suddenly die and nobody notices for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170069
>They let themselves in with the key you gave them

I don't remember giving them that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170066
I see if I can find who lives in that house in the neighborhood directory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170057
Why do you think it's bait?

I just want to be abducted while I'm walking to the store to buy some groceries and taken back to her love cave. The shackles and chains may hurt a bit, but they're for my own good. She can't have me running away on her!

I like to think it's because she's as lonely as I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170092
If you really aren't baiting, than you have great tastes, and are my nigga. Enjoy your dom lonely Christmas Cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170090
>"Let's see... Hmm... Yeah, that sounds like a Vampire name."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170081
Anon, not every neighborhood is like Detroit.
Plus:
>Anon catches pneumonia
>Vampire across the street that Anon's batsat for a few times is concerned about his disappearance
>Comes over, lets herself in with the key
>Finds Anon sick as a dog in bed
>She draws a bath for him and helps him into it to help him cool down
>She washes him
>She helps him back to bed and nurses him
>A couple days later he's starting to feel better and can actually keep food down
>She insists on staying until he's fully recovered, stating with a small blush that it's only because she doesn't feel right leaving a sick person alone and definitely not because she likes taking care of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169884
No atheist to genocide the population and install communism and a state atheist government or kill off royalty and people of the church?

Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170079
She's willing to go on at least one date, and the payments she'll give you are pretty hefty. Of course, you have to be willing to have very weird and lewd things done to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170099
Well in that case I almost have to, It's not a good idea to piss of immortal nobility.
Besides, she's probably on the neighborhood committee, it would be a good idea to get on her good side.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be /fit/ enough to cosplay Jonathan Joestar for your vampire waifu.
>The two of you will never embarrass the fuck out of your Dhampir daughteru by acting like Jonathan and genderbent Dio all the time.
This is a complicated and hollow feeling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG7jKUHsLfY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170054
>being this mad
fruitlessly furious, facilitating faggots foisting fictional feline phallus for fannyflustered fools

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170054
Lots of folks like Manticores that aren't bob, you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170120
THAT FUCKING CAIT FUCK OFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170051
Does someone need the Cait Sith furniture treatment?

I could always use a new couch or lazy boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170060
Fine with that.
>>13170111
I doubt there's much she would come up with that I wouldn't be willing to try at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170120
Normally I'd be mad as fuck, but that was some pretty slick alliteration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170111
Sounds good. Just one date is all I ask. If things go well, maybe we could go on more.

If so, I'd be willing to help out with her experiments, no payment required.
If not, well, I'd still help with her experiments, just in return for payment rather than as part of an intimate relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170132
I'd love to be a Manticore's footstool, or better yet, be allowed to rub her paws while she milks me dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170118
>She brings a boy home to introduce to the two of you
>Can't find either of you, calls out to you
>From one side of the house, "DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>Followed by "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" from the other side of the house
>The two of you march into the living room together in full costume
>Introduce yourselves in character
>Daughter is speechless

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170147
And you are free to do that.

I'd rather use her as a lazy boy and her tail pussy as a cup holder. That's what happens when someone tries to mindbreak me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170051
I just want someone who won't treat me like garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170165
What makes you think that's treating you poorly?

Maybe she only acts that way because she's lonely and desperate and can't figure out any other way to win someone over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170113
It'll be fine, she'll just invite you in for a glass of fine red wine and she'll give you a brief tour.

You'll walk past portraits whose faces will follow you, doors with shut behind you and you'll look into a mirror, see someone standing behind you causing you to turn around only to see that there's no one there.

You know, normal mansion stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170171
If that is the case then she better figure out something else really quick.

[Anonymous No.]

ded thred

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170171
Not her, per say.

Just...lingering trust issues leaving me wary of anyone particularly aggressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170204
Zombie girls broke into their houses.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170234
NO FUCK OFF DONT YOU DARE MAKE THE FUCKING FURRY A MEEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170215
I hate zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170234

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170247
But anon, it's like a build your own monster girl.


Do her enough time and she becomes a wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170234
I've always wanted a beanbag chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170254
Wights are horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>people still think that hating bob isn't genuine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170254
Chimera or golem are BYOMG, zombies are more like a chia pet, only you shower them in semen instead of water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170258
Nuh-uh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170260
>Nice memehate you got there, fuck off. Bob has always been a cherished and beloved writefag, hating him was always only a joke people took seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my own pair of Mantis twins.

[sentinel_ No.]

has this already been colored or should I keep going

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170159
>You'll never see your vampire waifu in DIO cosplay.
>You'll never have passionate roleplay sex with her.
>You'll never hear her cute trilling WRYYYYYYYYYYYY
Why continue living?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170260
>bringing up someone out of nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170268
Bob is a great writeFRIEND. Not a fag, he's better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170282
Keeping going, yes yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170286
Fuck off, Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170294
If you hate the dude so much why do you keep talking about him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170294
Epic meme bro! Upboated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170299
~Tsun
~Dere

[Anonymous No.]

Bob is one of the greatest writefriends from these threads, this is objective FACT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170308
I fully agree, Bob is pretty swell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170308
>>13170313
I really love Bob's stories, though I think his best was the one with the Jinko wife girl! She was cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170319
Which one?

The ex-hooker pairing, or the rape-play lover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170308
>>13170313

Bob am the greatest scribblefriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170319
This feels like equal parts troll and truth.

And which one, rape-play or two hookers pairing up?

[Anonymous No.]

I'M MAD
MAD ABOUT ELVES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170333
I want to stroke those ears while fucking her tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170333
COCKBLOCK THE ELVES ALL OF THEM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170333
I want to trick an elf into drinking a loli potion while telling her its holstaurus milk.

After which I would impregnate her and take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169276
>that balls squeeze
Fuck, I nearly felt that
That how you know that author is a girll, no sane man would see something as ball squeezing pleasurable. Unless he is hardcore masochist, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170333
elves can detect lewdness from over 500 pesos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170355
what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170358
They can feel the lewd energy that formed over ninety half-breeds emanating from simple currency! Elf lewdness is amazing!

[Anonymous No.]

New Ushi-Oni art, will post the actual pic when RSanon posts the next chapter of It's Not The Fall That Kills You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170120
DAAAAAAAAAAAMN SON

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170362
Mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170362
HELLO?! POLICE?! THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY KITCHEN!

AND IT'S MAKING ME BREAKFAST! SEND HELP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170362
>Enlarge Image
>Pixelated
>Waited for it to clear up
>It's not clearing up
>Realize it's just been that badly resized
Son of a bitch.

Well, looks good still, for a teaser. Who's the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170362
That kitchen is way too small for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170034
Minefield? Sagara not this shit again.
>See your lich neighbor hover towards your door.
>The Vampire and Dhampirs from next door threw knives on the field and is using it as stepping stones like that scene from Hellsing
>The Wights are using their evil Ara-Ara~ Magic to bypass your traps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170381
>Sagara
>ONLY a minefield
Oh boy are they in for a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170381
that's when the automated anti-neighbor turrets come online.
I'll be a recluse if I want to be god dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170385
Of course he wont tell everyone everything.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/7H3xn8Kx I made a Anubis shower thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170386
You could just ask them nicely to leave you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168361
How does a lamia fuck you in that position?
Her hips are outside the coil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170400
>lamia
>hips

you can't have hips if you don't have femurs, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170399
Not possible.

My only option is to either create a small harem of zombies for cuddling or grab a damphir who wants to keep me "Safe"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170234
That's a good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170381
>Midnight at your house in the 'Spooky' district.
>Trying to get some sleep before your work as a daytime caretaker for a cemetery.
>"AWOOOOOOOOOOO"
>Look outside, there's a pack of Werewolf Girls perched on a wall howling at the moon.
>"AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>You've had a fucking gutfull of this shit.
>Throw a boot which connects perfectly with the face of one of them.
>Go back to bed now that the howling has ceased. That'll teach the bitches.
>Get a good night's rest, wake up, eat breakfast and open the front door.
>On your doorstep is a crude drawing of a man getting violently assaulted and raped by what appear to be Werewolf Girls.
>There's a message that reads "3 days to go." with an arrow pointing to a full moon.

Such is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170403
It's a tough choice too, because you could eventually wind up with a couple of wights to sex, or you could keep one Dhampir who turns into the kinkiest and most sexually deviant freak once she gets a taste of your blood.
Decisions decisions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170407
>Classy ladies vs Daphmire who wants to mix holstaur milk and some loli cookies for the nightly romp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170405
This is yet another reason why automated gas operated turrets placed in discrete locations around your house is a good thing.
Nobody will know who it was, or where it came from, and it's not like they can get you since you never leave your house anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170405
FIRST ONE TO AWOO GETS TO STAY ON MY /JP/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170410
>Dampir that wants to be an oppai loli for you
If that's not love I don't know what is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170405
>3 days has passed.
>They break into my house only to find me sitting on the farthest seat of the table doing my best Hannibal Lecter smile
>On the table is a grand feast fit for a king.
>It only made them hornier
ABORT ABORT ABORT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170405
I'm getting sick of wolf's shit
Remove wolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170412
Shut the fuck up!
I'm trying to sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170405
>>13170412
AWOOO
please mind the image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170415
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170416
HE DIDN'T AWOO SO GOOD

WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170412
IT'S 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING, SHUT UP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170405
>Show drawing to waifu
>Three days go by
>They break in and come face to face with a grumpy Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170403
>Grab a dhampir who wants to keep me "Safe"
Moar Kate when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170418
Yes
Wolves are annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170429
>She swats them with a rolled-up newspaper yelling 'BAD DOG!'

Crisis averted.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

New chapter of 12Beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170437
But it's mean to hurt others because you don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170439
>Monster Boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170413
Aye, the best.

>Hey anon! I found another raging mushroom and CC Cake! Get in the bedroom, NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170439
>Not translated

[Anonymous No.]

Doubter BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449
Cereas looking pretty lewd there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170405
>Implying this wasn't my plan all along.
My pelvis is gonna be decimated, but it'll be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449
IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S OVER

MONSTER GIRL NORMIE INVASION IS NOW

RIP IN PEACE

THE END TIMES ARE UPON US

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449
>Dat Key art
I WANT A POSTER OF IT

>Cerea's hard nips
Lewd. Very lewd.
I still want a poster of that key art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449
>Anime confirmed
>Cerea nipples almost immediately
Fuck, I don't care if it's ecchi haremshit, I'mma watch it.
Monster Musume, One-Punch man, Shokugeki no Soma, This is the year I start watching more non-Jojo anime again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449
Well fuck me sideways, it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449
The faces seem off
Who's making this?

[Anonymous No.]

Where were you when Monster Girls died?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449
I'm waiting for more news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449
It's not a big deal. Maybe it'll be fun. Just remember we'll get shitposters from /a/ when it airs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170471
Why? They have their own threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170471
>Implying it'll just be shitposters from /a/
We're inviting the entire trashbag here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170471
They have their own threads. Why the bullocks would they come here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449
>That art style
Oh boy. I'm gonna enjoy watching this hidden somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170468
When normies and faggots from /a/ start to invade.
Is it saying that it'll start airing in August?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170472
And some of them will come here to stir shit or just see what we think of it. I've seen it happen in /vg/. It's still not a big deal.

>>13170480
Trust me, it will just happen.

>>13170475
It'll still be over with in 12-24 weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170482
July.
Count your months, ya dangus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449
Has an animation studio been announced? Who did that key art?

God I hope it's Xebec. That softness would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170482

July.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170485
Nobody knows so far. Some are saying A-1, most are praying for Xebec
Place your bets, gentlemen. And ladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170482
>>13170484
>During summer
>Summer
>SUMMER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GAME OVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449
>No class tomorrow
>Watch P5 trailer, getting hype
>Watch Tales of Zestiria trailer, get hype
>Watch new Dissidia trailer, get hype
>MGQ Paradox comes this weekend
>New EMG anime gets confirmed

Today's a fucking great day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170497
>Implying an anime announcement is good
It means we're finished

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170498
>We
It won't be bad. Quit over reacting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170498
Are you sure this isn't just another doomsday scare like usual?

I mean cait sith sucks, but we were panicking about that not even a week ago, and now look. Nobody cares.

Then again, I've been known to relax too much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170498
It means a flood of shitposting temporarily that can be combated by not taking bait and remaining calm. On the flip side, content, and hopefully fun content. You people are the most pessimistic fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170498
You obviously weren't there when we were kicked from /a/

This is just a new beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170506

>Implying based obsolete magnetic tape player mod won't continue being based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170511
You said it.
Based mod best mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170514
You're talking about /jp/'s mod, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Night everyone sleep well, sleep easily.

And don't burn down the thread.

The dormice are coming anons.

The dormice are coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170500
>>13170501
>>13170502
>>13170506
>All these people seriously believing that there is hope for man
Face, this is what'll finally push Monster Girls to the mainstream. This is where they fight. This is where we die. These is no redemption, no surviving. Waifus are kill, normalfags will dillute us. Than come the women seeking dick and attention, than the tumblrfags that'll follow and shit up Monster Girls.

This is the end game guys. Soon Not-Moot will make a Monster Girl board here with all the new people, and the cancer will be complete. Monster Girls are dead. Nothing left now but to think of all the good old times we used to have, and sing a song together.

>"Hello darkness my old friend"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170518
Nyanon, what did you do?
WHAT DID YOU DO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170518

wait why are they coming.

TELL ME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170519
What's killing us is your bad spelling and grammar. Even then, they'd crowd the /a/ threads and not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170520
>Nyanon, who did you do?
ftfy
all of them. that's who he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170519
>tumblrfags that'll follow and shit up Monster Girls.
They're already trying to. Don't you remember that one guy's art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170518
Don't worry Nyanon, I have plenty of cheese pizzas and other cheese related products in my house.

Your squeaky harem shall soon be mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170523
I've said too much.


I tried to stop them but they were just too cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449
Is it me or faces look like shit? Horsepussy face especially

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170533

How many are coming? And why are they coming here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170536
Their faces certainly do look different, and not for the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170516
Who else would I be referring to? The other mod who got fired?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170536
well, all manga has to undergo design changes for animation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170538
I don't know, this is the first I've heard of it.
And I'm Nyanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170541
Just asking since I was confused is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170538
All of them, it's the great napping convergence.

When all the dormice arrive they will....they will

Zzzzzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170548
Sounds like a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170536
>>13170539
Seriously? I'm the only one who thinks they look alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170542
Centorea's face looks entirely different though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449
Yes for suu doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170553
I think so too.
I think Papi looks even cuter in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170553
So far, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170553
Yes
Fuck off Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170559
Wha...I'm not even Bob, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170556
Papi looks cute, but Centorea completely lost her noble appearance.
It's a fucking disgrace, they tried to Moe a noble knight, and honestly I don't see her character working for me anymore if they keep that art style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449

> Still no credible proof
> Still no announcement from Crabman/Official Site/Any studio
> "Proof" comes from same site that originally broke the news

I can slap moonrunes on art and call it an anime announcement too. God you people are gullible. Until someone actually important reports this you're all basically parroting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170565
I see your point, and it is a shame. Hopefully the voice actors are able to capture their personalities well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170568
Like I said before, Marina Inoue needs to voice Cerea. If anybody can do it, she can.

[Anonymous No.]

>EMG anime
Not sure if I even care. Can't we just, like, chill out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170562
Whatever you say Bobby boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170572
No, now get the fuck out of my garden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/122409410
Reactions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170574
I think I could probably prove I'm not Bob if you truly needed me too.

Though I'd rather not...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170574
You made me think of King of the Hill where Bobby was Bob. WHY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170576
To what? That's specula/what we want/hope for

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170575
You and what broomstick are going to make her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170583
You misspelled boomstick Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170575
But like, the whole world is a garden maaaan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170580
How can you prove that on anonymous board, Bob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170576

>>13170569
>>13169936
>Cerea
>Marina Inoue
Fucking. Called it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170591
It's specula, Anon. Not confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170586
No I didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170588
I mean, I'm on my pad and I got this.
Does that mean anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170595
Anyone could have that image, Gunbobstar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170588
Because I'm Bob!

Look, see how much I love smugfox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170581
>Hey dad, catdick
>...
>That boy ain't right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170595
I don't get it, bob

[Anonymous No.]

Were-fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170600
I don't remember Bob stories with foxes, only futacats and manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170605
Is she the MC of a hack'n'slash action game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170605
I'm pretty sure foxes don't have giant glass talons or feathery ropes of...whatever that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170594
Oh, trust me, you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170605
Demon-Fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170599
>>13170604
I truly never would have thought that being accused of being Bob would feel so insulting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170613
No Ash, you don't shoot Monster Girls. That is not S-Mart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170600
No, I'm the real Bob!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170608
There's two, actually

Neither are smug, though maybe Arasune was a little smug.

>>13170615
I thought we were friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170617
There can be only one. Let's you and him fight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170617
I'm trying to imagine this like "I'm Spartacus." But my mind refuses to believe as many people would ever stand up for Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

Remeber, you will never sit a familiar in you lap, hug her tightly from behind, and rest your chin on the top of her head so she can't look up at you, fidgeting and whining till she can

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170618
>Arasune
Who? I only remember fox from MGs and war

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the real Bob!

[Anonymous No.]

You guys do know what EMG getting an anime means right

Fat Porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170627
Don't you dare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170627
That only comes up if you look for it, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170624
http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/84889069/Fluffy%20Comforts

>>13170625
I can one-up you there.

http://i.imgur.com/qVsTvV8.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170627
Got ya covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170625

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170635
>Implying lamias could ever be so fat in their bellies
Their movement requires constant hip and waist movement. There'd never be a thing to worry about when it comes to her weight gain, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170643
That's not how fat deposits work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170646
But let me believe that's how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170635

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder who the best girl is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170651
What the fuck is that ungodly creature on the bottom left?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Are we going to the Lego store and then the game store now?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170652

The one you hold most dear in your heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170652
Yellow Bunting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170654
The triforce of Social Justice. An indian trans person on tumblr tried to rewrite the MGE to be more SJW friendly. He then found out we were mocking him. Keks ensued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170654
Tumblr Alice. Also that picture feels like a real blast from the past, even though I know it's only been like a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170649
Please, it's only a matter of time.


And then they will find MGE.

That proud dragon you love? Little more than a scaled blob.

Love your little dormouse? Well now she's a living daiki that ways twice your weight at half the hight


Delicious Jinko abs? Buried beneath a layer of pudge and a pot belly.

Doom is coming anons, and daaaaaaamn is it thick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170627
I'm pretty sure fat porn is not that popular, so chances are slim
But NTR and rape doujins are inevitable
Can't wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170660
>>13170661
Good fucking lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170656
Not until you eat your eggs, dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170654
Oh, were you not around for that?

The short of it is that some guy on tumblr thought all the MGE designs were sexist as fuck so he set about redrawing most of them as ugly as they could be.

Fortunately he never touched my favorite MGE designs.

[Anonymous No.]

Question.

Does anybody know what the kanji or kana used to name Dracosa's species in EMG are?

[Anonymous No.]

What is SJW again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170651
If take right over the other two and day.

Top is just shit, left is an eldritch artistic horror

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170669

a type of sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170669
Social Justice Warrior. If you weren't part of the Patriarchy, you would know this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170668
Dracosa a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170669

Social Justice Warrior. Also known as total faggots that get offended on behalf of other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170667
Nor mine. Huzzah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170669
Super Jinko Warriors

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170671
Is it tasty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170658
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170679
It tastes like immaturity and a refusal to live in reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170678
Can this be a thing somewhere? Please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170679

It's very controversial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170673
>>13170675
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

MGQ Paradox's DLsite page appears, April release date.

MM gets a July anime announcement.

How can 2015 get any better?

[Anonymous No.]

On the subject of SJWs, you'd let your daughteru become a terrorist who keeps men out of video games right?

I would. I'd even buy her and her friends masks they can wear while they rape the male game devs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170684
Nyet. Jinko is not a valid option.
Fuck it, this really does need to be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170688

July? what the fuck am I smoking? April release.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that best girl in EMG is Draco

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170688
More rance hentai episodes would be a start. And a hentai OVA for MM like Princess Lover got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170688
Did you forget about the Dumpire anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170695
>>13170688
And lest we forget about One Punch Man's anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170692
Oh fuck, too stoned, original post was correct. Happy about monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170696
Are you having a giggle on my expense, you scallywag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170690

the only reason why they go so far is because they can't stand the sight of men killing each other in videogames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170690
Remember that one episode of a TV show recently about video game terrorists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170688
Don't forget ULiL is also coming out this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170693
Draco Centauros?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, there is a police woman out front to see you, says she has something for you..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170707
I knew moving into an Elven neighborhood was a bad call.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget Japan fuck yeah also comes out this year too..

Gate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170690
GO HOME GAMER BOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170707
It can't be anything bad, can it? When have the police do anything wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170711
DICKS OR GTFO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170707
>this shit if full of heroine, right?
>you want to frame me, stupid knife ear bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170699
That actually sounds sweet. If that was the case I'd encourage my daughteru to keep on fighting the good fight.

I'd wish her many level ups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170715
Don't bully the officer. Her K-9 companion will be all over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170699
>implying gurofags mgs don't schlick furiously to it

[Anonymous No.]

>" Now why would a Police woman do anything BAD to you, we just wants you to be safe and enjoy a friendly environment.
Making you feel ay home in MGC is part of our job, and we take it seriously as we do catching criminals and protecting men like you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170719
Is that why the Lizardgirls white knight the human boys and encourage them to play vidya, and demand human boys have equal representation in video games no matter what? Because they want to see Human Boys kill each other virtually to satisfy their fetish?

All along, the White Knight girls were the bad girls, and the terrorists were the good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170693
Does anybody have her character profile? Raw, please. Not translated. I need it for reasons.

>tfw her name is written "Drago" in English
>Come across image of her, Polt, Kii and Lilith in boxes with their names on it
>Her box definitely says "Dorako"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170723
Don't be mean to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170723

Not in moonrunes. I have it in chinese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170724
Thank you based anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170707
>>13170721
Oh, how both sweet and charming! Those Police Women certainly know how to make a man feel safe and protected!

I think I'll bake some cookies for her next time she patrols in my area! What a sweet girl!

[Anonymous No.]

Just remember not to bribe your local Kikimora police detective inspector

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170729
Police Girls are here for you, anon. Day and night.
Day... and night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170729
It is all part of the great many things the MGC Central Admin does for its wonderful male population!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170722
Damn lizardgirls pretending to fight for men when they masturbate to them getting brutally beaten and raped. This is why no men will go ot with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170733
>Seras Victoria
God tier taste.
Someone that bloodthirsty has no right being that adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170694
There will be two more episodes of the Rance 01 adaption this year.
June and December.

Though no monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170733
Her husbando is forever a part of her. I wonder if it's like wandering some dark realm or snuggling close to her soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170737
>"Shame on ye lass, still takin' on such a face when yer eyes look leik Hell i'self!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170741
Pip lives in the walls of the mansion. One of the priests physically bumped into him when leaning on the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there just the 3 Kikimora police women images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170733
>>13170735
Gosh, how diligent and sweet! I don't know why MGC has such a bad reputation, their police force is so kind, helpful, and attentive!

In most Monster Girl places, if I were to bake cookies in a naked apron alone in my house, I'd have to worry about some Ushi-Oni breaking in and raping me on the spot. However, with the MGC Police Force, I feel safe and secure. I can bake as many cookies as I please knowing that a nice Police Woman is just nearby to help me, or sample one of my cookies!

So nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170742
Next episode when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170747
Pretty sure Ultimate's done with.
If you mean the Abridged Series, Halloween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170752
I meant the Abridged series, duh. Cat fight coming up.

[Anonymous No.]

What leg design better suits a Kikimora

A? >>13170732

or

B? >>13170745


I am going to vote A.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Rachne is best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170756
But anon, that's not Lala

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170741
Either way, Pip is the luckiest motherfucker in anime. He gets to be with his waifu for-fuckin'-ever because honestly what is there that could kill Seras at the end of Hellsing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170756
Can't wait to hear her voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170756
>Animated Rachnee soon
This just hit me, and now I'm fuckin' hype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170760
Takana Rie as rachne
Xebec /JC staff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170757
She's good too.

>Darling picks Best Girl Rachne
>Passes away before her because of all the abuse his body has suffered
>Gets picked up by Lala in the afterlife
>Rachne eventually follows
>Somehow manages to track down Lala and Darling in whatever realm they may be in
>She got him in life, no way she's letting him go in death
>Lala and Rachne wind up sharing Darling in their own Heaven
>Best End.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys. Small update to Meat and Metal. Working on some Vengeance stuff next. Hopefully I'll have it done by the weekend.

New material starts at line 625
http://pastebin.com/ujigvQ2J

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170760
>>13170761

Dem playful femdom scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170746
It's a good world we can live in where Human Boys can wear naked aprons with no fear of rape thanks to our police force

Maybe someday they'll be able to swim in tight swim trucks without fear of rape as well

Someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170775
Yay, you're not dead!
>>13170776
Dem indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170783
>Yay, you're not dead!

I'm here all the time, writing little greentexts and things. Pastebin is for the bigger stories mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170792
Well I'm not the creepy guy who recognizes people based on their writing style. Sorry.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13170446
Eh, last few chapters have been uneventful. NTR, Octowitch, new bad guy making his move with a giant mechanical sea dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170795
It's nice to be missed really. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170796
>NTR
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170796
>uneventful
>Octowitch
Don't you talk shit about her man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170800
How could you not be missed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170796
You talkin shit about Octowitch hound?

I'll fuckin fite you for her honor

[Anonymous No.]

>Looking up some of the Homestay Applications that Okayado's retweeting
>Some Kira Yamato-looking motherfucker
>Wants to host a Living Doll
I don't know why I find this hilarious.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13170803
>>13170813
I'm just saying, she gets introduced, then not much else.

Eita getting all execited when she says she is going to check on what's going on outside thinking it's a crystal ball and it turns out to be a tv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170825
Does she watch lewds on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170808
It's still flattering to hear it, and I love that piece of art so much.

I've been working on restoring some old electronics lately so I've been even slower than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170733
The true Dumpire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170828
Well you're a hero man, don't forget about that.
>>13170829
>"Fraulein, we would have such beautiful children!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170825
>>13170796
What about ntr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170813
>>13170803
She is a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170838
I challenge you to fisticuffs. And I know karate, so there!

[Anonymous No.]

Last thread someone ripped story from MGU
http://pastebin.com/VgKhugBG
Who is the author or link to it?
It's bretty gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170834
Probably the MC thinking again that his brother has already had sex with all the chicks along his journey before he got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170838
>>13170825
Addresses now. I fight on behalf of Tentacle Girl's floppy hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170833
>tfw thought of wrong Fraulein because I just finished watching all 110 episodes of LoTGH
I'm not sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170849
Did you believe the Kaiser had it in him to knock a bitch up?

[Anonymous No.]

And the sun rises once again over the free world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170851
I wasn't surprised to be honest, though I don't know how you go from self loathing into sexual de-oh I get it now.
But yeah, just thought he was a bit too busy to do that. How many people actually thought he was gay? I stopped thinking that pretty quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170853

But the sun won't rise over Burgerstan for another couple hours, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170857
It's almost 5 on their east coast, it should be coming around soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170853
It'd be a lot freeer if the South had succeeded.

Always cuddle your Lamia Waifu everytime she remembers the South has yet to rise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170858
Daylight savings is over anon. It's going to to be two or three hours before sunlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170856
Nevermind that. Have you seen the prequels yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170862
Nope, daylight savings only gives and takes one hour, and when it ends they set their clocks forward an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170863
I watched My Conquest is the sea of Stars before I started the series, haven't watched the other two movies yet. Is the Gaiden series good, or should I leave that be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170864

>If it gets daylight at 7:00+ here in central clapistan, assuming similar time for east coast, it will still be a couple hours.

Setting the clock forward also means sunrise later and sunset later friend.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13170846
Hey, I'm not knocking her, just she hasn't had much page time besides drinking and sleeping in her pot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170867
My Conquest is the Sea of Stars is not a prequel, it's the start of the series. Nevermind the movies, you've already seen what happens in the series.
One Hundred Billion Stars, One Hundred Billion Lights and The Spiral Labyrinth are worth the watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170868
Nope, sunrise happens between 5 and 6, so it should be withing the current frame of time for them.
Full daylight isn't until later, yes, but that wasn't what we were discussing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170869
>sleeping in her pot
Pics please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170845
>Thinking
He totally did. This whole series is about his brother vicariously cockblocking him by making each bitch cum their minds out before they can meet him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170870
Thanks for the heads up. I rather detest anime movies that are just series summaries, even if it's a good series. Just seems lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170875
http://i.imgur.com/RuuBzMg.png

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13170875

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169715
>Pennywise - Rusalka
Not really my waifu per se. I'm more an undead dude. I just liked cannibal fish and wanted to write a short story about a dude who falls for her, gets pushed away and finds her again.

>short
It didn't work. Sort of ran away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170882
See? She's lovely. I want to get in there and massage her tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170883
>Sort of ran away from me.
Happens to everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169715
You forgot:

Alpanon - Black Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170887
I know, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170883
>I'm more an undead dude
And as someone else with an appreciation for them, I thank you for all the marvelous lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170891
No probs man. Glad some one enjoys it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170895
Don't be an Alp about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170887
Oh god is this true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170900
What? I AM glad some one enjoys it. I wasn't saying it in a sense of
>Oh well at least SOME ONE enjoys it.
If that's what you're thinking.

Why doesn't 4chan have like brackets or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170917
Good. I was getting worried, you're a known associate of a known Alp, I was worried his false humility might be rubbing off on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170917
Forget 4chan. I'd kill for italics in pastebin. Emphasis and internal quotes are so much more of a pain in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170920
>pastebin
Tell me about it. When I was writing my first story I used italics for that stuff on Word and then when I put it on the bin I realized it had been a wasted effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170920
>I'd kill for italics in pastebin.
Fucking this. Jesus christ, the times I've had to go without emphasis simply because I don't want go ALLCAPS.

>>13170918
>you're a known associate of a known Alp, I was worried his false humility

Naw man. He's just a dude who likes my stuff and I'm just a dude who likes his. It's not like we're pen pals or anything.

>false humility
I don't really think so, but whatever. Opinions and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170923
Huh, kind of glad I forgot to italicize something in my last update and resorted to [ ]ing instead.

>>13170918
Wait, that's false humility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170920
use pbworks or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170928
>Naw man
But you are a known associate. I know you named your paste what he told you to name it.
>>13170931
>that's false humility
It's not like he actually thinks he's shit, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170936
I'm just bad at seeing stuff like that even if it were yelling in my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170936
>But you are a known associate. I know you named your paste what he told you to name it.
>associate
You make it sound like a crime dude. I was going to call it something fuckin' dumb like Greyguard: the revengeanceing Just because it was still the same story and I didn't want to call it something worse like Rusalka2. He just gave me a name that straddled realistic and a light hearted pretentiousness.

I mean if you wanna insist, go for it. It's not like I don't think he and most of the rest of the writefags are cool dudes. If you're throwing my lot in with theirs, that counts for something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170936
>False Humility
>It's not like he actually thinks he's shit, right?
I doubt he does, but rather than full-out false humility, the self-depreciation is just his own way of keeping himself from getting a big head, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170946
>You make it sound like a crime dude
Oh, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. The fact that you're assuming I do tells something about your guilty conscience though. Is there something you want to get off your chest?
>>13170949
It's just showmanship, Chuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170954
Come on, as if "known associate" doesn't have guilty overtones. I hear those words and it just screams legal system. But if my defensiveness is anything, it's more a reaction to this thread's views on alps. It's an easy assumption that the word comes with negative connotations, and I just wanted to wash my hands of the notion that dealing with Alpanon was a bad thing. The dude is cool, if a little shaky at acknowledging his writing's own worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170455
>>13170482
>/a/
>normies

que?

btw does this mean we can go back to /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170974
No. The EMG manga has threads on /a/ all the time. WE are not welcome there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170972

Not him but I always give Alp credit for pioneering an alp story back when alps were hated in the threads so much. He helped endear them to people, until he went on bizarro videogame tangent anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170974
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170978
>when alps were hated in the threads so much
Never struck me as the kind of guy who'd try to go against the thread's consensus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170974
Lets not. /a/ is a silly place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170977
Sad thing is they have so little content. It's all just waifu wars and Rachnee a best over there. But that's not bad. Much better than when it was all mixed in here. And we can still talk about EMG whenever we want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170984
>cue /a/ sings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170983
It was his very first story IIRC, back before the first freakout and pastebin deletion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170991
All the more reason it doesn't make sense he'd write about something people actively disliked. Unless he was actually more thick-skinned back then.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu like snow?
Does you daughteru like snow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170998
Everyone likes snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170994
He was. He didn't get all shaky until people started posting "kill yourself" whenever he asked for advice or made an update. That rattled him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170998
>snow
>it means i am the one who has to shovel all that shit

well i dont like it but my daughter might

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170998
Not really, they'd rather be nice and toasty by the fire under a blanket on a cold winter day.
Leaving me to shovel the walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170999
I've never seen snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171002
>"kill yourself" whenever he asked for advice or made an update
What the hell did he do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171003
Don't be so negative and make a snowman with your daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170999
Lizard people don't like snow. We like green growing things and the hot sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170986
It's what happens when you try to have totally not a general general from a series that actually doesn't have that much content, at least here we fight about soda and shit every so often.
Oh wait that might be a bad thing.
>>13170987
Please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170994
>>13171002
I get the impression that he's rather hard headed when it comes to subject matter. It's his actual writing he's iffy with, but if you're like "[instert main race] Is shit and you're a faggot." He'd just brush it off. But it's when you attack his writing in particular he begins to recoil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171009
But Alice from MGQ loved the snow and she's a snake, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170994
Well, most people aren't used to having a handful of people actively shit on them for writing something that may not be everyone's cup of tea.

I never really got used to it either, but I try. I've learned you just have to ignore all the bad shit and focus on the people who say 'Hey good job,' if they ever post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171007
Combination of writing a story of a man going alp and all the mental anguish involved with that, plus half a dozen side plots that went nowhere, plus him being as insecure as he is now.

>Is it good?
>Eh it's okay. Focus and tighten it up.
>Is it really really okay?
>Yes. Just get it on track.
>Really really really?
>Shut the fuck up and go write!


Repeat this about a dozen times and people started getting mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171024
>plus half a dozen side plots that went nowhere
Half a dozen? Six side plots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170998
I hate it because I was never allowed to play with it much as a kid, and have since come to associate it with soaking, cold socks, and bad traffic conditions.
My waifu hates it because she grew up in sweltering heat.

I shall see to it our daughteru learns to enjoy and love it though! I shall give that much to her at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171025
I may be exaggerating a little, but it was at least three or four. Then there was that update that was nothing but a main character monologing about how to play an imaginary video game. It got to the point where after three chapters, people were going "When are you going to get back to Andrea and cut the sideshow shenanigans?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171025
Whatever it was, it caused him to have a freakout eventually, delete all his stuff, and become a pariah.

Then he got his groove back, and has rolled it into a more focused story, Vertex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171030
So the side stories never went anywhere because he axed it all before they did? Or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171032
Even I know he's deleted his shit two or three times, lots of stuff happened between those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170920
>>13170928
>go without emphasis simply because I don't want go ALLCAPS

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has a problem with this. I hate using all caps for emphasis.

It's probably for the best though. Over-using emphasis gets really annoying for the readers. I'd rather not have any than have to read people using it in every sentence.

Of course as a writer it sucks not having it as an option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171034
Pretty much. But it's doubtful they would have led anywhere anyway. It was more like he kept getting ideas for the characters and tried to shoehorn them into his ongoing instead of making other stories or just filing it away for background info later. The whole thing just lacked focus.

He's gotten better about that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170974
The /a/ EMG threads are going to be a worse shitfest than anything we've had to deal with while the anime is airing. Keep clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171037
Sometimes I still need it enough to use caps but it certainly makes me use it a hell of a lot more sparingly, especially since it almost always implies shouting as well which italics don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171042
>He's gotten better about that though
You mean like how his story about a guy and a Dark Elf and their S&M hi-jinks turned into a story about building Junko a house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171052
You didn't see how cringy that videogame monologue was. It's an improvement.

But I think he said before that he never outlines his stories or even roughs them out in his head. So it's no wonder that they have a tendency to wander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171052
To be fair, in that case at least it took just what, two chapters to get into the plot of building Junko's house? And then the subsequent six focused on some character development and actually building it, and now it's done and we're back around to the original focus.

And then at some point he's going to reintegrate the original Alp ideas back in there...y'know.

Whenever he gets around to writing the next part, with his busy, multi-story schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171061
That might be a while, I'm pretty sure he got told to fuck off last thread when all the anti-Alp stuff was happening.

[Anonymous No.]

I need some good writefag stuff

what would you recommend

[Anonymous No.]

Some one should adapt the Protoman idea but with paladins and demon overlords. I'd read the fuck out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171072
Be more specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171072
>D SPACE
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171074
any MG writefag story that you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171079
Here you go.
http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171081
Is he ever going to do that mg pirate thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170986
Yeah
Here's it's waifu wars and...wait a minute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171084
Probably not. Haven't heard from him for a looooong time.
Maybe he's still sore we all fucked the tiger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171072
>>13171079
http://pastebin.com/9xY59L9A

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171086
>Maybe he's still sore we all fucked the tiger?
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171088
Back when we were doing those affinity things, a lot of people got 90-100% with the tiger from his story, who happened to be his waifu. He was crestfallen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171072
Depends on what you like to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171072
http://pastebin.com/hrrVEnaB

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlKAYFt8DK4
>You'll never go to the hot springs with a Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171091
Heh, seriously? Poor dude. I actually forgot about that. Spider was still best girl. I still think he should have run with her at the last moment and engaged in HEALING MODE as she matures and realizes just how badly she mistreated him and tries to mend his broken psyche along with his daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171087
whats with the big jump in quality over the first few posts of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171119
I'm pretty sure he picked it up on a whim, so maybe the idea just stuck better the more he wrote about it.

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm drinking and I have to stay up another six hours for an auction. I thought I'd do a little mini CYOA

Starting plot options are:

1. Anon's journey in a snowy world of eternal dark and the monstergirls that live there
2. Bounty hunter copper dragon hired to capture a special prize

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171134
Eternal darkness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171134
Dos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171134
Snow world, yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170843
Author's a guy called "Newgate".
I believe he became kill long ago. Like, he died of scurvy on the SS MGUtanic even before it got hit by an iceberg. That fic is all that survives of him, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171153
If you say so old timer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13168711

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171134
>>13171136
>>13171139

>When Orrin awoke, the first thing he felt was cold.
>It was a bitter cold, driven into his bones by the howling wind, the kind that would sow a deep ache into his joints if he didn’t get moving.
>The boy experimentally moved his hand inside the protection of his glove and he felt the snow shift under him.
>He was facedown in a knee-high drift, and by the feel of his extremities had not been there long.
>Lucky for him. Most people who pass out in this kind of weather don’t wake up without some help, if they wake up at all.
>But he didn’t pass out here, he had arrived.

>It was nothing like he had imagined. The world around him was dark. No light shined from the sky above.
>Panic spread through his chest. Had he come so far only to lose his sight? Had the ancient inscrutable door taken his eyes as the price of passage?
>He fumbled for the lighter in his right pocket, a cheap Bic that almost every regular smoker has, having long learned how easily a good lighter can so often be lost or left behind.
>Still a bit of a sentimentalist, he had gramps zippo in his inner jacket pocket, but that’s not the kind of thing to be fumbling with in the ice and snow.
>Guarding himself from the wind and hunkering over in the protection of his divot in the snow, he held the pedal down on the plastic lighter and spun the wheel against the flint.

>Sparks! Bright orange and hot.
>Orrin had never been so happy to see a lighter fizzle.
>More sparks flew and the little flame leapt to life. He let it sputter for a moment before snuffing it out. He strained his eyes, up and down and all around, letting them adjust, looking for any ray of light.
>He looked and he looked, but he could not discern even the faintest glow.

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>>13171158
Inflection doesn't transmit over the Internet, but in my head that sounded like you think I'm a rambling dementia patient who doesn't know what day it is or who is kill. Do you know something I don't?
'Cos if he survives somewhere I'll look him up, dude was a good writer

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>>13171168
Now that is a brawny Lamia.
>>13171172
No, I was saying you're the old guy who's been around and knows this stuff from people who were around when he was a boy.
I also recommend downloading the paste, it'll expire.

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>>13171179
> it really does feel like a lifetime ago
> in reality it was only ~9 months back
The heady pace of the Internet really does fuck with your perception of time.
On the other hand, proto-Suu raping proto-Miia seems much less than 5 years ago, but that's when the file says I saved it.
Pime taradox

[Anonymous No.]

God damn it so many fucking reaction pictures in this thread. Fucking /v/ kiddies.

>>13171168
>ass
>muscles
>tits
>hips

Holy shit.

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>>13171194
Ara ara, you 'mirin'?

[Anonymous No.]

Centipedes are the most fierce predatory arthropod other than a few shrimp

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>>13171194
> God damn it so many fucking reaction pictures in this thread. Fucking /v/ kiddies.
We got pretty shitposty last night. Actually, we got pretty shitposty the night before, too.
I dunno what's up with that lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171202
Lonely and sexually frustrated Oomukade are ferocious lovers. Be afraid. Be very afraid. But also horny.

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>>13171153
Welp, that's unfortunate
Rip Newgate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171205
Not afraid, only horny.

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>>13171170

>It was a land without stars, without a moon, maybe even without a sun. He didn’t know how.
>The snowflakes whirling around him were quickly being replaced by freezing rain. Thunder boomed and no lightning flashed to signal it. But the heat had to come from somewhere.
>It had to be twenty below down in the snow. The rain must be almost hot coming down from high up in the sky. Who could understand this alien place? He certainly didn’t understand at all.
>What he did know was that he couldn't stay in this knee deep powder already turning to slush
>Where could he go from here? The sleet and freezing rain were already soaking into his jacket.
>He had nothing to guide himself by, his hiking pack and compass and everything that would be useful left at the tight entrance to the old cave that had turned out to be more than a cave.
>Orrin couldn’t even see his hand in front of his face. How would he find warmth or shelter?
>He had wandered into the wrong shadow of the mountain back home, and now he was almost certain to die in this forsaken wasteland.

>As these thoughts crossed his mind, his eyes adjusted enough to discern a very faint glow on the horizon, little more than a will o' the wisp. The harder he focused and waited the more he was sure it wasn't a trick of his mind, trying to fill in a lack of sensory input with imagined light.
>While he wondered whether to strike out toward what could just as well be something like the northern lights as a sign of civilization, a tiny green light flashed at the periphery of his vision, bobbing like it was alive and heading his way
>It was certainly coming closer
>Whatever he decided to do, he had better do it fast

1.Attempt to find the tear back home
2.Head to the pinprick of green light
3.March toward the distant glow

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>>13171210
But anon, what if she nibbles on your ears when you're helplessly in her coils?

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>>13171153
he also goes by darknut. is the guy of lakeside liason

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>>13171215
March towards the distant glow.

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>>13171205
The problem with them is being attached to a horrible chitinous mass of poison. It would be like rolling around in a tub of heroin needles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171219
Call the doctor about my 4 hour erection.

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>>13171226
>horrible chitinous mass of poison
I didn't even think of that. Better beat her with a broom until she goes back into the crawlspace then.

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>>13171119
Format change? Prose is better than greentext in pastebin

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>>13171231
>>13171226
How many times do I need to repeat it? No. Bully.

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>>13171215
Green light.
The glow that's moving is more likely to be attached to something useful than the glow that isn't.
...I would think, but then again I've never been lost in Darkworld in winter.

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>>13171235
For every action there is an equal reaction. I was bullied. I therefore must bully.

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>>13171235
I'm just saving a man from a negative outcome resulting from his own ignorance.
Bullying would be calling them glorified vermin, the trash of Zippangu that exist only because there weren't enough bad ends available there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171203
Spring break

>pic
She looks scared.

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>>13171168
>>13171195
HNNNNNNGH.

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>>13171247
>cuddling an oomukade
>negative
But they're so cute.

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>>13171215
3.March toward the distant glow

The tear won't be find because mamono mana CYOA logic and a green light coming to you is never a good thing.

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>>13171227
You're going to be a happy camper anon, I can promise you that. Not next week, but the week after that.
>>13171252
But anon, what if she's been watching your masturbate through a hole in the wall? What if she sneaks into your room at night and schlicks while looking at your sleeping face?

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>>13171255
What if the green glow just wants to bring you peace and love? Do you break its legs?

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>>13171252
Lots of MGs are cute.
A significant portion are also fluffy instead of feeling like an especially creepy tube of plastic.
You pick an oomukade when you've given up on society and want to roll around in a drug-induced stupor.
You pick a tanuki when you want to be the local merchant lord improving the region for the good of all.

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>>13171256
Get her to join you instead of just watch.

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>>13171260
>tanuki
I know who's behind this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171260
>>13171260
>You pick an oomukade when you've given up on society and want to roll around in a drug-induced stupor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170775
>nine foot tall battle Cheshires
Alright, that's genuinely terrifying.

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>>13171267
Oomukade are sorry for being unlovable. But even though they're just disgusting bugs, don't they have a right to live and be happy?

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>>13171258
Green light is never a good thing, period.

...Unless it's green chitin of your (future) waifu. And that won't shine from afar in a dark snowy hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171271
>Heavy Metal
I see. I was making a reference to The Simpsons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171270
They aren't disgusting, they're the best.

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>>13171277
They're horrible and will never, ever be happy.
Unless they get lucky and get adopted by some ara ara Nekomata.

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>>13171277
See that? That's centipede vore. A poor dazed girl is getting eaten by a monster.

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>>13171270
I want to rebuild the confidence of a bullied oomukade with cuddles and pregnancy, turning her from a depressed wreck to a bright, peppy momma who goes back to being a submissive cumdump in the bedroom, coiling around me 'cos she's scared I'll leave, and tearily thanking me for loving a disgusting bug like her

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>>13171277
>You will never be part of an ill-fated expedition to a 'Monster Girl Island'
>All the people in the expedition will never be dragged off and raped one by one.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpV9V7lup0

I would sign up for this.

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>>13170877
The only used goods is the white harpy.

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>>13171281
Maybe centipede girls attract their prey by pretending to be a girl being devoured by a giant monster.

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>>13171210
>Oomukade
Gross

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>>13171266

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>>13171286
I never understood how an oversized gorilla could be the boss in a land like that.

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>>13171288
Isn't that Parasite Slime's shtick? Its meat puppet pretends to be a girl struggling against impending tentacle rape, but then once some schmuck rushes in to save her they both pounce on him to feed.
Fucking bait n switch, man.

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>>13171260
I want to pet those raccoons while talking to the Tanuki about her life as a travelling merchant.

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>>13171298
Suddenly a jackal with aspergers or an abusive cat sounds like the best thing in the world.

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>You'll never cuddlefuck a tubby tanuki atop her luxurious bed
>you'll never dine on fine foods during your refractory periods
>You'll never move to the hot tub to fuck her in there
>You'll never live a life of hedonism with your tubby tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171284
This guy get's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171306
I could get behind this. A life of debauchery and sin, yo-ho-ho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171306
I wouldn't mind paying off my debt this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171306

>all that JIDF posts in a short time
Fuck off jew

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171306
Oh man, that refractory thing reminds me of the best line on the apsara profile.
"as long as one continues to be joined with them, the penis will never wither"
Now imagine the best sexy dances with the two of you twirling around crotch-to-crotch in a feat of endurance exhibitionism. It would be a blast.

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>>13171318
I'd rather just have Manticore venom

Besides, downtime can be a good thing to let you recover.

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>>13171260
>You pick a tanuki when you want to be the possession local merchant lord ruining countless lives for her own amusement.
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171318
>>13171323
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

[Anonymous No.]

Tell my your dreams, /mgg/. What is it that your hearts desire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171284
This is all I want from Alp's story. Well, this and more Mrs. Stripes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171329
>God of everlasting erections
Man, the Greeks were fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171306
sandpanda please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171333
What a coinky-dinky, that's what you're going to get.

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>>13171335
Out of all the possible things that makes you think they were fucked up?

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>>13171332
Cold weather. Fuck this spring bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171332
IMMORTALITY!
Not gonna play around with silly revive wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171341
I was out in the backyard with my cats today and yesterday in nothing but shorts and a t.

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>>13171340
No, just reaffirmed the belief.

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>>13171332
A dragon onee-chan/mistress. ;_;

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>>13171350
Satyrs had perpetual erections and a lot of the art depicting them show them using their dicks to carry stuff.

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>>13171329
>To punish the donkey for spoiling his opportunity, Priapus bludgeoned it to death with his gargantuan phallus.
That's fucking brutal

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>>13171332
A happy and fulfilling life.

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>>13171336
http://exhentai.org/g/620395/d3d43778d8/

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>>13171332
End to all shit posting. And matangos if that can be squeezed into a single wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171332
I want to take the Snake Pit Challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171357
>shotashit
>furry
>futa
The triforce of shit

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>>13171329
I want to found an order of paladins dedicated to Priapus-sama.

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>>13171382
As a god, would he still be male or influenced enough by the corruption of the world to be a goddess with a constant ladyboner?

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>>13171386
>goddess of futa
keep that shit away from here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171332
A vampire waifu.

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>>13171382
Is it really paladinry if the entrance criteria is, in the style of >>13171355, to fuck a centaur-girl unconscious with your MAMONOMANA levelled-up dick?
Who cares, sign me up

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>Pharoah's Word is law
>In a literal sense, as in magic forces people to do what she says

Hmm...

What would happen if Pharoah captured an Apophis and her husband who were trying to overthrow said Pharoah then decided to punish the Apophis in the most heinous way possible.

By ordering the Apophis's husband to become an Alp.

Would it work? I mean I can't think of anything more devastating to a married MG that doesn't involve straight up murder.

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>>13171400
>Alp and Apophis
What a heinous duo of femme fatales! The Pharaoh will never be able to keep a man now.

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>>13171355
>>13171382

>St. Priapus Church
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Priapus_Church

Holy fuck man. Canadians are deviants.

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>>13171386
>futa God who makes all girls she blesses futa
.less you have work to do

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>>13171400
That's just beyond the pale of even pharaoh-apophis rivalry, anon.
I'd accept Pharaoh using her god-voice to male-NTR Apo's husband, though.And force her to be fluffer

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>>13171409
>Has a giant cock by which she plows all the HORSEPUSSY out there.
>Blesses horsepussy lovers with similar proportions

fund it .less

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>>13171400
Being straight is a state-based action that would pre-empt it.
>Pharaoh attempts to alp anon
>"curse of the gay" hits the field targetting anon
>anon has a waifu and cannot be gay
>curse has no valid target and fizzles

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>>13171430
>anon has a waifu and cannot be gay
Seriously believing in this.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are best dumpire girls not even in the running for mc dick? Teacher and angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171430
> fizzles
I know the classical method of stack resolution, but I can't help but feel we need to go lewder, anon.
> targets selected on resolution instead of casting
> anti-alp field resolves first, making anon untargetable
> apo has shroud
> pharaoh is only legal target
> forces herself to become suggestible to commands
Fucking hell, can you imagine what an apophis and her husband would do to a forced-obedience pharaoh? The waters of the Nile would run white for weeks.

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>>13171215
I had the next post for this just about typed out and my stupid computer automatically restarted because of updates. It's going to take a bit to redo.

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>>13171386
>>13171389
>>13171397
No no no, you have it all wrong Anons.

The Order of Priapus is a regular old paladin sect. The only difference is the men go into battle naked, armed only with their god's blessing and their massive, permanently erect penises.

And of course rather then killing demons outright they fuck them into a quivering mass of defeat.

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>>13171473
You need to turn that off, anon. It's in setup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171485
The only good paladins

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>>13170888

I associate Thousandpath more with Black Dragon than the other half of the self depreciation duo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171487
Usually, I don't care. I just tell it to fuck off for four hours and let it restart when I go to sleep. But this time it didn't pop up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171485
10/10, would pay to watch their battles. Are there any female members?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171495
O-okay. I'll just... let someone else fuck my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171501
How would that work? Would they assault the incubi instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw unknown enough of a writefag that nobody knows your fav monstergirl
It is a good feel, because nobody gives me shit for not finishing what I started

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171506

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>>13171485
But it shit one-use paladins, after the battle all of them will be husbanded
Futa God is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171505
They'd fuck the succubuses too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171502
Spare a thought for me, anon.
> Not Nyanon
> Waifu mousegirls
> Literally any time waifu gets mentioned, everyone offers her body up to Nyan on a platter as he rubs his hands and unzips his dick
> Try not to cry
> Cry a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171511
How? With futa dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171516
Well, here's to you, Unknown Writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171506
Same boat over here, fellow unsuccessful writefag
Tell me your waifu anyway, let us appreciate her in obscurity together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171485
>The warrior stood, shaft of his weapon in hand.
>Behind him the devastated army of his foes lay breathless in the dirt, a thousand pink flowers wilted and leaking the nectar of his triumph
>But where in his heart was satisfaction? No matter how many battles were won, his opponents would keep coming and he would stand firm, ready to pummel them back into place
>He longed for an equal, one who would allow him to sheathe his mighty instrument and comfort his aching heart

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>>13171500
On second thought, I'll leave this alone for now. Maybe I'll pick it up later when I'm not tired as sin.

The glow is a crystal on the top of the mast of a ski ship undergoing repairs with the crew camped out around it if anyone was wondering. The next choice would be whether to sneak into the camp, announce his presence and hope for aid before frostbite sets in worse, or steal and stash some supplies before making contact with the strangers in the hide tents.

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>>13171386
Priapus-sama has been and always will be male. He has far too much dick for his powers to be subverted by demonic energy. The ascension of the Succubus Demon Lord and the subsequent overabundance of pussy prompted him to begin a following of like-minded men, dedicated to the concept of Unity through Dick. His blessing gives his men full conscious control over all of their sexual functions, and removes the limitations imposed by biology.

>>13171501
There are no females among the Order's paladins. The church has several female staff members who act as armorers and logistical support. Most are converts from previously defeated demon armies, but a handful are human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171533
Time to worship Priapus-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171509
Priapus-sama's blessing makes the men's penises immune to damage and corruption, along with all other outside influences. As the penis is the point of contact with demon forces, this prevents the men from being incubized or 'marked' by enemy monsters.

Some of the men are known to accept defeated monsters as servants or convert squires, if the creature requests it.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you mean all my clothes were stolen form the locker room? Just mine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171556
she has a fish stuck in her ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171467
Because Japan, anon. Shit taste is in their blood. It flows in their rivers and grows in their fields.

You, on the other hand, have best taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171558
It's a Babel Fish, haven't you read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171522
It's a tie between Jabbberwock and Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

Anya wants to proactively date Captain totally-not Tylor.
What happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171430
>Pharoah commands anon to no longer be married

Easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171576
And this is why Pharaoh is worst desert girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171467
>angry old hag
>retarded old hag
Because they are shit

[Anonymous No.]

Any good P'orc fanart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171622
I don't think we have any, period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171622
None that I know of.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171671
I blame porcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171675
Please no bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171400
>Alp uses new Monster abilities to surprise Pharaoh and escape with Apophis
>Tomboy Succubus and Grape Snake adventures commence

[Anonymous No.]

>In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.
>You find the fun and *snap*, the job's a game!
>And every task you undertake becomes a piece of cake.
>A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171696
Oh, that's just precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171696
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171696
Cheeky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171332
This >>13171356 with a waifu that exists.

[Anonymous No.]

If getting bbuttfucked turns you into an alp does that mean that half of the planets naval forces would be alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171755
In the navy~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171755
why would receiving anal make you an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171761
You can sail the seven sea
In the navy
Man-ass as far as you can see

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171763
This shouldn't even be a question.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/monmusu_tv
NOW you can rejoice, panic and shitpost as if we'll get worse people than the shit we already have. I'll allow it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171755
It doesn't make you into an alp if you didn't cum. So yes, probably about a half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171772
slowpoke.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171772
Wow, I can NOT wait for places like Tumblr to pick up on this and run it to the ground like they did with JJBA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171778
These are official statement tweets from 10 minutes ago, not some random faggot blog from the future that can't give any refutable source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171772
It's gonna be garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171772
I don't see this working. At all.

Also >>13171779.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171782
Anon, was this not good enough for you, hours ago?
>>13170449

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171798
Honestly, anyone could've made that with a bit of time and Photoshop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171798
See >>13170567
So no. I wasn't up 8 hours ago anyway and even if that WAS real, which it is and what the fuck is wrong with Cerea's nipples, getting excitable before any official statement is stupid. Especially with the whole "we've seen proof but can't show it" shit, I'll wait the actual official announcement and any information that isn't filtered through some blog.

Now http://monmusu.tv/ exists, so now it's not idiot bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170656

I think that's a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

So dead.

Maybe it's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171858
I'm not dead, YOU'RE the one who's ded you unded mother fucker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171858
Hey,

Death isn't so bad.

Lets talk about the most forgotten undead MG (besides mummy)

Dullahan, why are they so great yet so bulliable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171865
I want a gf like Miia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171858

Nightwatch here. Monstergirls still sound asleep, no abnormalities as of yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171858
We were warned about the dormice.

Why didn't we listen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171867
Because you can play keep-away with their head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171867
head piking with your dick and their throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171896
>>13171893
>Go on a plane trip with Dullahan waifu. Sit her head in your lap for the ride while the leans on you.


>As her head starts dosing you pull a blanket over it.

Then you put your dick between the heads slips so she can suck you off during the trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170664
Those and gangbangs, mindbreak and happy sex

[Anonymous No.]

You remember how the story in Shadow of Mordor sucked ass?
I decided the P'Orc version would fix that. Here's a quickie. Beware of edge.

http://pastebin.com/rWt5Su7J

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171961
>The caravan was not one slaves
I presume this meant to include an "of."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171968
Goddamit. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170999
Fuck you. You ever had snow fall in your eye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171961
Wow that put a bad taste in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171981
I've been marathoning Vagabond. Blame Inoue, not me.
Okay, you can totally blame me. But only until the story moves on from the shitty humans and into the fun of P'Orc society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171203
Sylph as a lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171506
>>13171522
Another somewhat unsuccessful writefag here.
With all the stuff I've written, I don't know if any anons can guess my waifu, but they can probably guess my type

While I do wish my works would get mentioned and/or read more often, its nice being obscure, means less chances of general fuck ups

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171284
You. You my nigga.

I rather she remain gloomy, even if she's happy in the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171989
>general fuckups
Funny you should mention them right when there's one here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170877
>>13171287
You don't have any brothers do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171907
This. This is the kinda shit I like about the undead. Too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171980

No, I'm not retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171961
>When in Rome, do what the Romans do.

Immersion ruined. Downvoted, closed the tab, called the quality control police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171362
not cait sith and bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171998
>You will never ride in first class with your vampire wife's arm wrapped around yours while you daugheru sits in your lap, pouting at her mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172003
Right. I'll just delete it then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172008

Stop being such a fucking wishy washy faggot. Either post it up and deal with it or don't post ever again. This is the SIXTH time Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172013
Show me the law that says that I'm not allowed to delete it. You obviously don't like it, so what's the point of keeping it up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172008
>>13172013

>Delete the whole thing just because someone didn't (or at least pretended not to) like it

So he actually does this after all huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171426
>approves of futa if it means he'd get a horse sized dong to fuck horse pussy with

Okay, now I know I hate you.

>what is incubization

You piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172013
>implying he's not saying this just to get attention
We all know he won't, he just wants a rise and more hits on his story

I can't blame him for the reason, but the means are pretty retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172019

This is why no one likes you. You're an attention whoring faggot that runs and whines at the first sign of negativity.

I hope you get your shit pulled from the listings. Maybe then you'll learn that posting content on 4chan isn't about getting attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171779
Oh please.
Tumblr has no say in the relevance of JoJo.
Maybe I'm only saying that because I got introduced to JoJo by hanging out with YOU guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172022
Now now, don't go making generalizations. The thing about this particular story is that I'm planning on a massive shift in the mood when the MC inevitably dies, with the stuff coming after being more in line with the things we usually read here. This edgy shit isn't something I expected people to be jumping in joy about, but if it REALLY pisses people off, it'd be better to just not have it at all.
You know what I'm saying?
>>13172026
>>13172027
OK, I'm outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172027
I like to bully him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172007
Please no. Not being able to enjoy the greatness of undead love is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172037
Alp, as a writefag, you should already know writing about anything is going to piss off at least someone in these threads, that's a guarantee. Why let that random autistic rage determine your agenda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172001

>I'm retard because I can't control wind direction and keep random snowflakes from falling in my eye

Fuck you you albino nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172008
God dammit, Alp. I was only pointing out how that idiom doesn't fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172056

I never said you were retarded. Why are you calling yourself one?

Are you trying to tell us something m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172054
>>13172057

Stop giving him attention. All you are doing is enabling him at this point. Which, as another anon has pointed out, keeps happening. Dude has problems. Doesn't matter if he can write the next bestselling novel if he's more mentally unstable than some horrific child of Bromont and CYOAnon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172062
Well he has started dropping fat alps on us so we are good there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172059
It's implied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172062
>mentally unstable
What condition are you diagnosing him with, doc?
>>13172067
Wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171961
>This paste has been removed!

Fucking WHY?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172067
>>13172070
*Hasn't

brain shut down.

[Anonymous No.]

So I had the idea of writing out a greentext about a Blue Oni pool-shark and her friends getting in a bar tourney, but I don't know what all to have in it or how it will turn out.

Considering the thread is pretty slow, should I live write it and let the story be more fluid, or come up with a better structure and post later?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172077
If it's a proper story, work it out before you post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172073
It's a clever ruse to get it more views like>>13172026
said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172077
might as well do it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172077
Would pool be incredibly boring to read about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172092
I suppose if you don't know the rules and lingo, and suck at visualizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172084
Well, all I have figured out so far is her friends and tourney teammates, and a couple opposing teams. Beyond that, I don't have many small things decided on

>>13172092
Honestly I have no clue, its partially an experiment to see if it is or not. In any case I plan to treat it like a fight scene and describe strategies and other details as rich as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172092
Not him but you could make it interesting, but the specific descriptions of various shots and tactics would only make sense to those familiar with the game.

"Shoot your up table shots first." is a life saying for a reason. As is "Behind the 8 ball."

Personally, when I see hustlers, I can only imagine it all going wrong like poor young Munson from Kingpin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172098
>>13172100
Sounds pretty niche. I would type it up in pastebin and post a link

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172062
>Bromont
>Mentally unstable
That may explain why I haven't seen him around.

I don't want him to end up like CYOAnon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172113
What happened to him then? Last I heard he was writing a pirate story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172115
Just sorta vanished, the last I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172116
Wouldn't that best for everyone then? No drama, just oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172115
only pirate story i heard bout was that one about a navy sailor geting stalked by pink sails and a manticore captain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172092
I think pool is interesting enough to be a focus, but the real reason I like it in literature is because pool is an excellent vehicle for interaction between two characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172120
All the unwanted idiots, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172025
incubization doesn't do that
the demon lord changed and shrunk down horsepussy until it was the same as humanpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172127
Right. Like HIM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172131
Oh god, anybody but HIM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172131
Are you well, anon? Do you have brain damage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172136
I'm fine anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Well it looks like the artist posted it, ruining my plan. So here she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171779
Please Tumblr will hate this because of how it sexualizes women but not men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172141
But Darling is a sex object.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172140
Aww, she's doing that thing with the burning booze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172140

Who's the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172143
Only women can be objectified you misogynist pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171526
Make contact, then establish dominance

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172140
>fluffy ears
>dem tig ol bitties
I want one now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172140
I don't like Ushi-onis, but this is pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172130
You're right about horse pushy size, but Incubization comes with "genital gargantuism" so I don"t know what the fuck you're on about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172145
Flambé

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172140
That kitchen is waaaay too tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172160
>horse pushy
The way I heard that in my head made this post hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172162
La--vie-en-frere-Jacques to you as well, Frenchie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170732
This raging mushroom here isn´t meant as a bribe.

>>13170754
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172165
It seems more like she is way too big. Not that I mind in that regard, but arachnid types have pretty big bodies, yeah?

Still, cute picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172165
It's bigger than mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172165
More like she's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172177
Not for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172166
>>13172160

>Horse pushy
>You sneak up behind your centaur daughteru as her horse body is lying on the ground resting her legs
>Gently push her to her side, making her lose her balance and fall down sideways
>Proceed to tickle her tummies while she's defenseless

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172178
More for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172179
>Horse legs flail around as she laughs
>Hoof clips your face and gives you a black eye
>Go to work the next day and tell all the guys you got into a fight with an Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172179
Seems like an easy way to get kicked.

>>13172187
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172179
>push you daughteru
>she breaks her horsepussy legs
>at least you got free glue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172146
Magnifire on DA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172201
What the actual fuck bro

[Anonymous No.]

Look at this choice Harpy Butt that's gonna be all over yer TV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172216
You did push her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172218
So how many episodes would you say we're looking at before filler becomes a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172218
So is everybody saying their faces look bad because they think they look too dolled up?

Because I'm starting to see what they mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172222
Uh, _8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172223
I like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172222
Well assuming the production team isn't Toei or A-1 level retarded with pacing it should be an Episode per chapter.
I assume it'll be a 24 cour thing and it'll end when The first trio gets letters from their mothers, that's a safe bet.
Then we get a new season a year later

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172228
I do too, and yet I do see how people can say they look too...you know, Barbie-esque.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172222
Filler eps will be about MON and Polt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172220

I said gently push her, not shove her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172227
Nah, filler here and there right from episode 1. I figure they'll stretch chapters a bit and we'll get a chapter or two per episode, 12 episodes, with the series ending on a cliffhanger of them finding out their mothers are coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172216
You did it to her
Why did you think pushing horses is a good idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172222
I've seen people talking about it just being one, 13 episode season.

Industry standard for manga adaptations is 2-3 chapters to one episode generally. As it is now, if they pace it at 2 chapters to an episode, that'll bring them up to the chapter with the Human Girl, with a nice "Season 2 Never" Cliffhanger with the girl's receiving letters from their moms. No filler needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172230
>24 Episodes
that's pretty optimistic, don't most shows go 12 or 13 episodes a season?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172230
>24 ep
Ayyy
Very few anime get 24 eps nowadays, I'm pretty sure it would be 12-13

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172235
Murderer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172242
>>13172244
Fairly sure MM is popular enough to get a 24 cour.
Besides does anything even happen in Chapter 12 that would be a good lead in to another season?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172218
>>13172223

The whole physique seems less appealing then crabmans drawings, i mean look at her lackluster ass.

I guess they had to make the characters less detailed for an anime adaptation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172231
This coming from moefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172250
A show getting two seasons right off the bat just isn't what's done anymore. Not to mention, MM definitely doesn't have enough content currently to support it.

The only studio I can think of that still does 24-episode shows out the gate, is Sunrise.

Also, as was already mentioned, unless the chapters are absurdly long, which MMs are not, adaptation from manga to anime generally isn't 1 chapter = 1 episode.
It'll be more likely be 2 chapters = 1 episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172250
>good lead to another season
Is this your first anime?
>anime ends on a cliffhanger
>next season never because sales a shit or just because

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172218
We can assume these are the anime designs, right? Can anybody tell the studio from the style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172264
DEEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172261
>Mondaiji and Hagure Yuusha will never get a second season

Fuck this gay earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172261
Cliffhangers are THE BEST
They make you want things NOW
and your options are either, read the manga or be patient and wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172264
Nope. And I don't think it's been officially stated yet. All I can find reference to is that it's being produced by TOHO. Which doesn't exactly narrow things down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172140
I love it.

>I'm totally gonna get me some of that D tonight. Might even be consensual.

[Anonymous No.]

I HEARD YOU LIKE USHI ONIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172271
>read the manga
Except more than half of anime based on LN or VN that will never be translated
Only 1 in 10 anime get proper next season, others just left hanging forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172264
Looks like Xebec. Just google the studio and the shading, color, lines and the like look pretty similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172302
Not enough curves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172293
You heard right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172293
I do. And my love of them is completely voluntary. Yessir.

In an entirely unrelated fact, I live on the ground floor of my apartment complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172310
AIC is the only other one that seems to fit if it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172293
If they consider flamethrower love then yes I love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172140
>Ushi naked apron
I didn't know I wanted this till now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172181
Was getting stuck in the Kitchen part of her plan?

[Anonymous No.]

Ok anons, three MGs of your choice appear on your doorstep one day. Apparently your great great great great grandfather made a deal with their ancestors that you would marry them. List them in whichever order you want but remember that order.

Got them? Ok!

Number 1 is the fittest of the fit, packing more muscle than an oni and minotaur combined. She also has a more tomboyish attitude than is normal for her species and is willing to teach you how to fight and get in shape, when she's not in the ring herself.


Number two is...well...Hefty is putting it lightly, although its mostly focused on her hips, ass, and breasts. She's more dere-dere than her species normally is, fussing over you when your sick, making you home cooked meals, and cuddling you when your tired.


Number 3 is...short, nearly two feet shorter than the average hight of her species (one foot if mouse/alice sized, half a foot if fairy/imp sized) and has a bit of a complex about it. She's much shyer than other members of her species and is VERY easy to embarrass or tease, reducing her to a squirming blushing wreck with but a word. Her body is a bit thin though.
This also comes a grand inheritance from said ancestor from your family, the letter only stating that "you'll need it."

Girls body types are not stuck as they but the time it takes to get one in/out of shape will take a while and the other girls to swap into the shape you are trying to get rid of. (IE getting the hefty one into muscle mountain mode will cause the other two to become hefty because they, irrationally, think that you are spending time with the other one because you like heavy girls.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172324
And holy shit she is packing under that thing. Those tits are about to fall out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172293
Who's that drawfag? It reminds me of Luth but doesn't have his signature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172319
>AIC
Probably them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172293

Fix the hand pattern.

>>13172336

Neryumo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172329

>Fit tomboy crow tengu

This could be great. Kind of weird imagining a buff tomboyish nerd.

>Chubby Cyclops

Par for the course, but still nice. Cuddling with a sweet cyclops sounds appealing.

>Short Lamia.

Cute. I'm going to pat her on the head and tease her with love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172339
Divine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172339
Wait, did you draw that? Or did you just post an old version of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172329
>Dragon
>Nightmare
>Anubis
I can work with this. Besides, if the /fit/ Dragon wants to drag me along on some exercise, I'm sure she wouldn't mind having the Nightmare tag along, her metabolism helping lose the weight quick with a bit of nudging. And then the Anubis would come along, to make it a whole group activity! Also.

>Shy, petite Anubis with a height complex
MUH HEART.
I just want to sit her on my lap and cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172355

Neryumo updated it the second I went to post it here. Sneaky russians be sneaky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172347
>Fit Tengu

>Ey! Husband! Got some books on nutrition for ya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172361
>russian
Does he cheeki breeki i v damki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172339
>Ushi-Oni. Commission for ELH and http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170449
I don't know why, but those designs look rather XEBEC like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172073
It begins. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these Ushi-Oni commissions

Alright guys, which one do you and your waifu fall into

>Popular Monster Girl that gets art and commissions made all the time

>Manticore so .less draws her all the time

>Unpopular Monster Girl that has no art

>You have to commission any art for your waifu because you're the only one with her

Which one are you? I'm the last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172456
None of the above, I've got
>Monster Girl with some art

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172456
Little bit of column A.

Little bit of column D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172456
>>13172459
Same here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172462
Anubisfucker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172456
I paid for that one, so what does that tell you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172456
Unpopular.

Mantis too good for these threads

[Anonymous No.]

Welp, Terry Pratchett just died

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172473
He was younger than I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172456
She doesn't have NO art, but she's not wildly popular, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172478
>Kraken
She got a fucking doujin, you don't get to complain about amount of art of her.

Good tastes though, Kraken is underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170468
> Where were you when Monster Girls died?

I remember it distinctly. August 2012, the first time saw an anon get flamed for posting SUFFERING.

Monstergirls is already dead. The strange, terrible creature that would snatch you in the night and rape you over your screams? Fatally poisoned by waifus and vanillafags. Today we wear bits of its fur as decoration, while fashioning its bones into childs' toys for our "daughterus".

Rest. In. Pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172468
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172357
>Sit her in your lap and start starting her ears

>Tail goes into maximum overwag while she blushes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172481
I'm lucky slapstickstrike has such good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172482
I think the death of such things is actually less because of waifu and vanillafags, and more the fault of the guys who got "WHAT A BITCH! I'D FIGHT! I'D KILL DAT BITCH DEAD DEAD DEAD FOR TRYIN' TO TAKE MUH FREEDOM!" whenever such girls come up nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172482
Thank god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172488
God, I want it so bad! Need arts of a tiny Anubis getting cuddled in her husbando's lap. Badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172482
>The strange, terrible creature
You can get that in MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172491
But Freedom-kun is your friend. He fights for your right to agree with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172500
But what of my right to disagree with him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172482
>This wish fulfillment escapism is dead/dying because they didn't welcome my suffering with open arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172140
I never knew they built stoves in the middle of kitchens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172491
That too is our right waifufag.

WE FIGHT! and eat delicious food.
WE FIGHT! and drink fine wine.
WE FIGHT! and sleep with beautiful women.

Hell, FIGHT beautiful women.

You're small time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172506
That would make you a slave, and that would be sad. Freedom means being free, whether you want to or not. Freedom means being able to choose, but only so long as you make the right choice. Such is nature of freedom. This is what Freedom-kun fights for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172491
I guess the point is not so much that IT'S ALL OGRE as it is that US, right now in this thread, are ourselves the normalfags - the ones who swamped the original "muh demon rapist"fags out of the business, or at least relegated them to a demographic minority.

So the inevitable swarm of newfaggotry isn't necessarily a death knell, as we are already living in the aftermath of such an event.

And who could object to daughterus anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172517
Freedom is overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172456
Well, A for my waifu.

As for monster girls that I equally like and wish to spread the joys of, C and D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172517
>All this hypocrisy
My sides. Thanks man.

>>13172516
But why fight when you don't have to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172516
No you don't. All you're doing is sperging on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172517
Stop talking out the ass about me fag. You're free to, but you're a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172261
>next season never because sales a shit or just because
At least a show like GARO has pachinkobux to thrive off of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172520

Why do kids cry with their fists on their eyes again? I swear I knew it before, but not anymore. Maybe my childhood memories are fading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172521
But anon, that slave-talk, and you're not allowed to think like that, because free men aren't slaves and therefore don't think like that. It is the duty of all free men to free all the slaves, no matter how much they struggle against it. The true nature of freedom is hard to define. To be truly free, just do as Freedom-kun does and don't worry, as long as you agree with him, you're free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172523
Because I want to. Because I'm free to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172517
Funny, I always referred to him as Walhart-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172530
Because kids are retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172527
A man chooses. A slave obeys. If I stopped now, I'd be slave. I must follow your example, even if it means going against everything you stand for!

[Anonymous No.]

I choose to be a "Slave" in love with the woman keeping him "Captive".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172515
They do. They're called islands. Pretty common, especially in newer houses. It's usually just a counter but I've seen em with stoves built in as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172544
You cannot make this choice, for making this choice means you have the slave mentality, and this means you are not free, and therefore you are not free to choose so. You are allowed to choose not to, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172551
I don't understand at all, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172530
You mean why is she wiping her tears with the back of her hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172555
There's nothing to understand, silly. Just do what I tell you to and don't think about it like a proper free man would.
You don't want to be a slave who questions the very meaning of freedom, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172357
>Dragon wraps tail around you while nightmare presses up against your arm with her massive mammaries while Anubis has a look of bliss on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172524
Fuck you. I remember the days when we had all out maledom and freedom in these threads. I remember when you could have good end AND bad ends. I remember when the worst fights we had were horse pussy vs snake cloaca, and that was just good fun. Now it's all stop liking what I don't like and bitching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172561
This guy. He'd be so fucking happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172538
Good man. It will be much honor to cut you down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172567
You can't cut me down, for I fight for freedom, and to fight me is to fight freedom, which is an idea, and idea's are bulletproof, and insofar as they are bulletproof, they may also have nanomachines, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172563
>I remember when the worst fights we had were horse pussy vs snake cloaca, and that was just good fun.

When you put it that way, too much has changed.
Maybe it's because we got too many KC entries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172564
Not as happy as the guy who gets Mantis twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172573
I'm not so sure about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172572
It's because the sunshinefags got too numerous. We also lost too many people in the move, us the way we ended up here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172507
Well, I'll admit that to an extent I'm guilty-as-charged a bit and confess there's an element of "stop NOT liking what I do like" in there.

But once upon a time the only people who liked mgs were ones who fapped to out-and-out reverse rape, hard femdom, and male mindbreak. Whether you think it's a good thing or a bad thing is up to you, but you'd be hard-pressed to simply deny that the character of the fandom has shifted massively since then. Now it's predominantly cuddles, waifus, and daughterus, with a smattering of Jolly Adventure thrown in there too.

I just wonder exactly HOW the influx of EMG-TV fans is going to skew the focus this next time, though. If I had to make a wager, it's be that we'll edge out of "cute 'n' heartwarming monogamy" territory and into a more unashamedly sexual "I would fuk all da bitchez and becom da harem king, MUH DICK" territory.

Plz no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172581
Nah, the edgy guys just killed themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172573

Ushi Oni twins > Mantis Twins

Thankfully there's no such thing as a lilim twinset. R-Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172584
>"I would fuk all da bitchez and becom da harem king, MUH DICK" territory.
Oh jesus no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172570
I am free to fight freedom if I so choose, that is the essence of it.

You are mot freedom kun, I am. Hedonism kun gave me that name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172586
Not on purpose. They just cut their dicks while going to the bathroom. It's a bad way to go, but there it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172579
No shut up it's great.

I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172584
>But once upon a time the only people who liked mgs were ones who fapped to out-and-out reverse rape, hard femdom, and male mindbreak
Bullshit. I've liked em from the start and I never liked those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172591
Lo and behold, for I was Hedonism-kun all along! Now the masks are off! Shall we dance? My Dragon mistress gave me permission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172586
More like KC's clarifications robbed them of their voice, but they linger. Problem is, anything remotely bad gets shouted down as edgy, stifling variety. Not that it stops anyone truly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172573
>Guy puts mantis down twice.

>Gets fit twin and chubby twin who try to out do each other for anons affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172456
>Manticore so .less draws her all the time

Less hasn't even drawn manticore in a long while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172608
.less has drawn so much Manticore it could last a person a lifetime. He's drawn at least 3 waifus worth of pictures for Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172586
>you are edgy for trying to defend yourself and not wanting to become mindless cumpump
Everytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172600
I would, but I'm going to play Vidya, maybe later[/spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172596
Cool your tits, anon, I'm not trying to disinfo people into sympathy for edgelords, I'm just telling it as I see it.

Surely you can agree that once upon a time there was, if not 100% reverse rape, hard femdom, and male mindbreak, then at least "a lot more than we have now"% of that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172619
What are you playing?

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>>13172615
Nobody's saying you have to become a mindless cumpump. It's that most people you do hear saying "I WILL FIGHT," are probably the same people who would shoot an unarmed somebody immediately after yelling,
>"AH! He's attacking! He came at me, you all saw that!"

[Anonymous No.]

So, is there any serious storage compilation of all MGE Girl art ever drawn? I remember when I went hunting for all the art of my waifu. It wasn't long thankfully, but I can only imagine for the more popular girls like Anubis how difficult it could be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172573
>>13172607

I'm sure you're both aware of this from Muju.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172631
Like that guy who took a gun to the movie theater and shot some drunk kid who threw popcorn at him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172622
MK9, warming up for X.

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>>13172636
Not the ones I'm looking for anon.

Kuudere MGE Mantis twins please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172641
Your taste a shit, as expected. Have fun anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172634
The best I can suggest is to search the "anubis (monster girl encyclopedia)" tag on gelbooru.

The wiki collects a fair amount, but they get vanned if they host the explicit stuff so it's nothing above ecchi.

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>>13172641
>MK9
I'm playing Mamatoto, not that you asked though.

[Anonymous No.]

Did everyone forget about her? It's the year of the sheep, shouldn't she be the villain of the year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172639
Exactly like that, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172649
I guess I should have said SF, skullgirls or arcana heart? Weeabo pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172669
To be fair, Arcana Heart is much more of a fluid fighting game than Mortal Kombat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172561
>>13172564
Yes. Yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172662
>Mamatoto

In my language, that means pussy eater.

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>>13172669
I don't even know what any of those are. Unless SF means Street Fighter, in which case I've seen the movie.
I've seen the Mortal Kombat ones too. It's all shit. The games? The games I look down on.

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>>13172664
Nobody cares about sheeps.

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>>13172675
What language is that?

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>>13172673
I wish that happiness comes to you in your dreams.
I wish I'd get continuation to that one dream I had where I built a nest for out egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172664
I wish SuperEgo would continue his Halfway House Story with the /ss/ loving Chupacabra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172581
>>13172586
The thread shits on anything not one extreme or another.

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>>13172669
Aside from those three? Guilty Gear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172695
You just want to Bridget.

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>>13172692
Which is really sad, considering even the people who like equal relationships and shit can't say so without somebody going,
>"No! You're just a stupid fence-sitter, fuck you."

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>>13172698
The correct answer is Dizzy, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172685
>Happiness in my dreams
I wish so too.
Unfortunately a disturbing number of my dreams involve me being eaten and dying horribly. I don't get nice dreams often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172689
That's from like, half a year ago?

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>>13172669
It's fun nyugga. That's all I Care about.

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>>13172689
Is SuperEgo even around anymore, or do we for real now have an entirely new set of writefags from last year? We truly Gold and Silver saga now?

Remember when Negawalker actually used to be good?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172684
Spanish. Literal translation wood be pushy suckler but who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172716
Yeah, although his most recent story was posted on Jan. 22nd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172720
Oddly enough, the game has one mode where you play a guy who fucks all the girls. It's almost fitting.

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>>13170775
>the mass graves of a dead civilization called the Dragoon
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172140
>fluffy ears
So what happens if I do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172738
Do I taste... bismuth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172742
Does bismuth even have a taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172739
You gonna get awoo'd

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>>13172621
Ok, yes. I only objected to the 100% part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172748
Awoo'd by an Ushi-Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172140
I want to hug her.
After she's don't cooking of course, I value my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172615
Its actually
>you are edgy for favoring an interpretation of the canon in which you will become a mindless cumpump

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172752

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172710
Meant for >>13172672

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172757
Dis gun be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170775
>dead Dragoons
And here I thought that idea wouldn't be used too much here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172681
I care about sheeps.

[Anonymous No.]

Registration ends soon, don't forget to sign up and practice.
>>13172456
All I want are little fun drawings, popularity doesn't matter like I want a drawing of this sign, but it'll never happen because cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172689
I think he ded

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>>13172615
The setting's closer to a hugbox than your interpretation.

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>>13172770
>Registration
What registration?

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>>13172756
I have lost track of who's sarcastically strawmanning who here, but if I might interject: it is a sexual fantasy-land. If you are a peculiar specimen who gets the hots at the prospect of becoming a mindless cumpump, then fair enough.
Not my taste, but it'd be sorta pointless to do anything other than interpret things in the way that is sexiest for you, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172775
Registration for the All County Holstaurus Team Tipping tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172780
Tipping Holsts is boring because not only is it a pain to tip them over, but they just bounce right back up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172780
Are we actually supposed to, like, rugby-tackle them, or is it acceptable to just rub their tits until they collapse on the floor themselves and roll over presenting?

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>>13172699
Equal stuff is all I ever really do in my writing and nobody has complained so far. It's just when somebody starts a dom vs dom debate that the equals get shit on. I think that's mostly because they usually tell both sides they're idiots.

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>>13171516
Sorry for the late reply, I only just woke up.
I didn't realize anyone else liked mice, I'm willing to share though. Even I can't handle this many Skaven.

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>>13172779
Well, yes. That's the point. If you find it sexy and appealing, it will happen to you for your sexy fantasy. The one guy is an edgy faggot because he imagines such not because he likes it, but because it gives him an excuse to respond violently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172779
Well yeah, I guess, but we weren't talking about that. Were we? What were we talking about?

Man shut the fuck up, you're confusing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172695
I thought so, along with BB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172779
What I meant here >>13172810 is what this guy >>13172806 said. I think.

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>>13172742
Is that a reference to something from outside these threads?

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>>13172805
>Skaven
Kill it with small but vicious dogs.

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>>13172806
Well fuck you too buddy. I don't want to be mindless and will fight. But fags will say "nuh uh you gon get raped and that's that". Fuck those guys too.

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>>13172793
Well it isn't against the rules to do the latter, but it isn't encouraged either as it can lead to unexpected results, and possible disqualification

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>>13172841
Or you could just imagine a nice, non-rapey romance, instead of violently flailing about like the edgy, autistic sperg you are.

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>>13172852
Fuck you. I'll do whatever I want. Don't like my fantasies? Eat a dick.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

Did I ever show the new 12Beast girl?
Gilly?

[Anonymous No.]

Hypothetical question here. Say by some magic act or accident, one or more of a chimera's personalities disappear. If all personalities are aware of each other, how would they react? What could possibly do such a thing? And how would specific personalities disappearing affect the chimera's behavior?
Losing goat would probably make them lose a lot of their magic and wisdom, making them into a prideful brute.
Losing lion may make them into a coward
Losing dragon would take away any semblance of pride.
Losing snake would make them very vulnerable to tricks and deceit.

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>>13172859
Keep your fantasies in your own damn head then and quit shitting them out all over everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172860
I remember her, so probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172838
>pettanko dog-girls
Anon please, those are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172860
eyes like papi ears like mero

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>>13172863
I'm strangling a weresheep to death right now, how do you feel?

Fucking faggot. "You can only only imagine happy shut cuz I'm the boss of you and the thread". Fuck off.

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>>13172871
Chest like Draco.

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>>13172872
>How do I feel
I feel sorry for your parents for raising an asshole such as yourself.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13172865
Never know, with how long it takes between chapters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172863
Same to you sunshinefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172860
If I tickle those will she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172874
No bully

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>>13172879
>if your fantasies aren't like man you don't belong here

Oh there's an as whole here all right, and I'm talking to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172872
Calm down son.

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>>13172806
>The one guy is an edgy faggot because he imagines such not because he likes it, but because it gives him an excuse to respond violently.

I sort of see where you're coming from, but as a man with mild paladinry tendencies myself, to an extent the violence is an integral component of the sexual fetish.

Getting raped by a succubus is kinkier, and forbidden-fruit-ier, if you are legitimately, zealously committed to her destruction. Being a man who secretly nurtures a yearning for coexistance is fine for those who like it, but you can't taste the unique physical and emotional train-crash of a classic hatefuck without the... err... hate part.

So if he just wants to Hit Tings With Sword, then fine, that's edge. If he needs to be a jaded man of violence so his inevitable debasement under a succubus' pelvis is that much more galling - which is my excuse - then I hope that doesn't count as edge.

Plz do not bully the paladin. We're secretly masochistic, so it probably won't have the effect you want anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172886
It will be extremely painful since she's very sensitive there.

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>>13172882
I'm not even a sunshinefag, you edgefag. You're so fucking edgy people who aren't even sunshinefags are calling you out. Shouldn't you take a minute to think that over, or are you going o continue being the human equivalent to the Westboro Baptist Church?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172888
*mine

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>>13172893
This guy sounds reasonable.

>>13172882
This guy does not.

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>>13172893
You're over thinking it anon. He just wants to kill them.

Actually he's just trolling but people bite it all the time so he never stops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172894
She's a big girl.

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>>13172906
It's because they're two different people. One's trying to enjoy his fantasy, and the other iss just an edgy kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172914
No, anon. She's not. She has the constitution of Papi without wings, whatever the fuck makes you think she's a big girl?

Shut your fucking mouth, or I'll shut it for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172895
Everything you say loses all meaning once you say edgy. That little barb with the weresheep, hell yeah that was edgy. But if I say I would FIGHT being broken by a sushi oni or manticore, who are sadistic monsters, I'm just defending myself. But no matter the context, I'm edgy. So fuck you, I don't care what you say. You could just not reply to "edgy posts" but you're too much of a sperg to ignore something you don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172914
>>13172918
I fucking hate you two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172918
Was getting caught in >>13172881 part of her plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172906
>>13172911
See >>13172919

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172919
>Loses all meaning once you say edgy
No it doesn't, because you're not doing it for defense, you're doing it to be edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172926
I'm pretty sure if those wires tighten enough, she'll be turned into sushi, so I don't think so.

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>>13172931
Says you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172937
There's more people than me telling you that, and only you saying you're not. Just give up, shut up, and stop being a bother to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172936
Well congratulations, she got herself caught! What's the next step of her Master Plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172945
Getting MC to save her, probably.
Him, or the Black Mage Kraken girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172893
I'm no masichist and just cause I like reverse rape it doesn't mean I want to be a cumpump. I want to be a free man and if so.wine tries to take that I will defend myself, with deadly force if necessary. And since context never matters, call me edgy, it won't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172949
Dale-kun leave.

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>>13172949
>I don't want to be a cumpump
And yet apparently, to you, everything has to be a "Fight or become a cumpump" scenario.

It' so easy not to see something that way, and yet you do. How come?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172949
>I don't want to be a cumpump
Wow, I've never heard every other cumpump say that before. I'm sure you'll have the resolve to not mindbreak just like they did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172942
I don't care if there's a hundred of you. Just like you want to a cumpump, a choose to reject that fate. And I'll do whatever it takes, even if it hurts your fragile sensitivities.

>>13172954
Make me.

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>>13172971
Wow, you're edgy, bad at spelling/typing, and a tool.
I almost feel pity for you, Dale.

[Anonymous No.]

What up guys.
I'm back
What did I miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172984
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>You and your Vampire wife have a Dhampir daughter
>Halloween comes around
>You dress up like Jonathan
>She dresses up like Dio
>You dress your daughter up like Giorno
>Your daughter is grumpy because she wanted to go as Jotaro, but you told her that no daughter of yours will dress up like worst JoJo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172958
Because there's such a thing as sadistic, rape powerhouse monsters and not every setting is MGE? Because if I want to adventure ten faggot will pipe up saying "lol no, you gon get raped and made into a cumpump/househusband". Well fuck that, I refuse.

Look one post below you.

>>13172968
Say it to my sword bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172987
wow rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172991
>Worst Jojo
Them's fighting words faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172991
>Jotaro
>Worst

That's not GioGio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172983
>missed one letter
>HURR YOU'RE RETARDED!

Getting desperate are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172995
>not every setting is MGE
Exactly. In EMG, all the girls are more or less docile as fuck.

Chill out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172991
Jotaro is far from the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172995
Nobody's saying that you strawmanning manchild.
All you want to do is murder monsters, not adventure. You're an edgy manchild and the other paladins don't even want to share the same table with you at lunch. THAT'S HOW FUCKING EDGY YOU ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172995
Just another day in "muh invincible monsters" general.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, you're waifu asked you to take off your pants to she can give her daughteru sex lessons? I mean, would you rather her learn sex from the two of you, or from her Chesire friend who wants her to dick the Fatheru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173002
You missed much more than a letter, numbnuts.
Only desperate one is you, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173006
Tell that to the people who flip their shit at someone saying they'd rather fight rather than being a cumpump, or choosing to die because they don't want to be slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173014
I don't know, I'll be embarrassed for my daughter to see me naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172872
>>13172882
See, I thought that we were here because of a love for Monster Girls, regardless of what they may or may not do, which caters to more individual taste. The generality is "We like MGs". So why are you here if you hate and want to kill them?

>>13172893
This angle I get at least.
I figure a bit of abstinence, and then some shared rage'shrooms, could be a decent proxy for hatefucking.

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>>13173014
>Anon sits naked awkwardly with a stiffie, while his daughteru sits in the corner intensely writing notes while your waifu talks
>"Now, I charged your Aunt, my younger sister, for these lessons, so make sure you pay close attention, you'll only get one free lesson. Understand?"
>Your daughteru nods.
>"OK honey, now it's all in the technique."
>"First go like this"
>"Spin it around"
>"STOP"
>"Double take three times"
>"One"
>"Two"
>"Three"
>"Then PELVIC THRUST"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173014
I'd rather show them a porn site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172998
>>13172999
>>13173007
Well that's just like, your opinion man.
Worst might be a bad term, because I don't dislike any of the JoJos, but Jotaro is definitely my least favorite because he's a bit of an edgy Mary Sue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173024
You keep saying "rather than being a cumpump."
And so far, I think you're the only person who's using that phrase, completely unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173026
Exactly, we're here to love them, not strangle Weresheep just to be edgy and "hip".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172893
I want to sneak raging mushrooms into the female dorms of the paladin training grounds

Before dissapearence into the night.

I shall become a magician of justice and dickery, trolling the order wherever I go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173034
But anon, porn is corruptive and an inaccurate display of human intimacy. It'd be far healthier to let her view an actual couple doing the deed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173029
Son of a bitch that was perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173035
>Edgy mary sue
Dude, fuck you. He's not only one of the best Jojos, but he is DEFINITELY not an edgy sue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173035
>>13173035
Either way, I think we can all agree that Joseph was the best one of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173016
Three letter, oh, what a crime. Fuck off grammar autist.

>>13173009
Excep they do, all the fucking time. And then there's control freaks like you yelling at people in the internet because "he imagined x different than me". Get the fuck out of my face.

Need proof? Here >>13172968

>inb4 it's just a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173029
Damnit anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173035
Nigga GioGio literally gets an everything-proof shield by the end of his story.

Fuck Part 5.
>>13173047
That's not his kid though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173014
This video works better in the case she's a venomous type, and what the boy would do to her if she would have injected some venom into him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK6UaPnRYcc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173048
>Using a joke as proof
>Calling me a grammar autist
>Still saying "they're saying Z even though they're saying B!!!!"
Grasping for straws, assmunch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173014
Hands on lesson of course.

FIRMLY GRASP IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173034
>>13173043
This. Imagine if your daughteru stumbled upon a handholding sight and thought that relationships between man and monster were equal with handholding, tender love, and nothing lewd.

This is why you should teach your children, so they know what filth is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173061
But anon that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173061
>thought that relationships between man and monster were equal with handholding, tender love, and nothing lewd.
Your daughteru is now paladin Mike.
Is this awesome? Y/Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173046
The dude unlocked new powers and beat DIO through the power of his anger. He literally leveled up by getting mad.

>>13173047
Joseph,s great, Johnny a best.

>>13173056
Necessary to beat Diavolo, really, though I'll agree it was a bullshit asspull. Read better translations of part 5 and you'll like it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173057
Otherwise the next time you go to visit your daughteru's home, the last five search entries on her computer will be something like:

>How do you know if your man likes to be dominated?
>How do aphrodisiacs work?
>Is Apophis venom safe?
>PoizinousXXX.com
>Local Poison Control centers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173071
More of Paladin Mike and his "Exercise" partners when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173075
So what? He's still pretty cool, not Joseph cool, but cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173026
I don't hate all monstergirls. But say you're out and a weresheep tries to rape you. You could run away, or let her have her fun and be on your way. But something like an ushi oni or dragon is not just going to take no for an answer. So you can submit, or fight. I'd fight in such cases, and if I have to kill to get away I will. But that's edgy, you're a selfish faggot if you won't just submit. Well I don't care what those people think.

Just wait, some faggot is gonna come out with "hurr, beating a ushi/dragon HFY pls go" or something along those lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173048
I don't think you answered >>13173036.

pls respond. I'm lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173075
>Supporting terrorism

Johnny is the true villain, fucker would probably be an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173058
Oh, it was bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173079
A Dragon isn't going to rape you, and even then you damn well don't have the strength to fight her off OR kill her o an Ushi.
You clearly don't know anything about the setting and just want to be edgy and "cool".

[Anonymous No.]

Would Monstergirls get the message if a guy is too pissed off to have sex and/or be husbando'd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173079
Why not such a situation where you parkour your way out like Jackie Chan and lose her?

Or do you like not have that kind of capacity to think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173079
>>13173088

Please don't let this thread devolve into shitflinging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173086
It wasn't even bait. It was meant to be a joke, Dale, but your edginess makes you think otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173079
hurr, beating a ushi/dragon HFY pls go.

Seriously though, this shit's supposed to be about imagining your ideal, enjoyable situations and fantasies. Deliberately putting yourself into a situation you don't want, just so you have an excuse to kill something, is stupid and yes, edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173090
>Human men are highly unreceptive to aphrodisiacs and the female body when angered. Do not try to engage a man in sex when upset
>Figure 1: Male human at his bench, lookin' mad as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173088
Anon, please. Don't you know that he's a total badass? He says so, so it must be true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173093
I'll get the popcorn ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173100
What a helpful post, please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173091
Of course he doesn't anon.

He just wants to have his Monster Girl murdering guro fetish satisfied, and gets all buttmad when we tell him to get >>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173100
He's such a badass that I'm Alping from his manly aura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172329
1. buff Kikimora

2. HEALTHY Lilim

3. Small Apophis

This is going to be hilarious, ara ara~ and adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173099
>"Mm-hmm-hmm~."
>"Hello, Anon. I was thinking you should join me for lunch today. I know a wonderful spot where we can...eat out~."
"Fuck you, I'm not hungry! Go away!"
>"I...O-Okay."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173111
In this particular case, just looking at her clears up my bad mood straight away.

But then, I'm me. You may not be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173115
You're not wrong though.
I'll always accept someone's offer to eat lunch with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173115
Anubisfucker I don't think you'd be mad if an Anubis spilled her coffee on your crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173111
>Too angry eat a girl out

Damn, his blood must be boiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173109
>Small apophis
Truly very adorable. What monster isn't better when they're small and-oh god I'm infected by Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173117
Faggot.

Eating by yourself is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173124
>SYDSuzu.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173125
It is, except for when it's not.
I'm a lonely son of a bitch who likes having people around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173119
This is true. I'd assure her that I was fine, no harm done, no matter how much it might burn.
I'd be out-right happy about it if she offered to help me 'clean up'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173109
The strongest meido.

>Do you even lift mastah?

Don't forget the apophis is now susceptible to bullying now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173080
Look one post above you.

Anyway, I am aware of the clarifications that have been made by KC, so becoming a cumpump is less likely, supposedly, seeing the fate of men dragged to the cat kingdom and monsters like oni, girtablily, and hornet. Add to that that not every scenario posted here follows MGE rules and becoming a cum pump becomes a very real possibility. Plus, like I said earlier, not every setting is MGE, imagine falling prey to a monster if VH or MGQ. You gonna call me edgy for not wanting thorn pussy, being vored or ducked to death? I don't get to defend myself even then? Well I think you're insane if that's the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173135
>She tries to clean it up
>Your "Apache Chief" will not rise
>Sue coffee stand
I've been watching Harvey Birdman AAL recently...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173088
"No you can't"

>>13173026
What did I say?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Oh dear Anon, I appear to have my copy of "Through the Looking Glass" stuck, would you be kind enough to get it out Anon? Careful though, we wouldn't want anything else getting stuck there... Or would we?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173148
>"No you can't"
You're damn right when you keep twisting everything to support your edgy world view. Try doing things from the vanilla MGE for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173132
>>13173125

I hate eating in the presence of other people. I just can't stop thinking they're watching me eat my food, which pisses me off to no end. Not to mention that they keep trying to talk to me when I'm trying to focus on enjoying my food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173136
I'm gonna give her upsies and she's going to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173139
>Imagine falling prey to a monster in VH or MGQ
Here's an idea.
Just don't imagine that! Crazy, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173139
>If it's not KC...
>IT MUST BE VIOLATED HERO, HOLY SHIT!
See, you keep jumping to the worst possible scenario. Like a soldier who's seen too much war.

Try reading EMG. Or watching it, if you plan on waiting til July.

All in all, you just really need to chill. Don't direct me towards the dudes who are like, "Nuh-uh get raped," cuz those guys are idiots too. You, specifically you, right now, need to chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173109

I'm curious what the Nyan order would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173152
That's a small book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173152
Christ alive, lady. Your book's going to be destroyed with all that dampness around it.
Why don't I just buy you a new copy. My treat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173152
>"Just get it out yourself dumbass"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173162
Alternatively, she's a big girl. She is a Dragon after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173156
>Tiny apophis stuttering a-ara a-ara while you lift her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173152
As long as nothing lewd happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173169
More like cursing at you in English.
Or Egyptian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173169
>>13173175
>She doesn't admit it, but she likes it when you lift her up
>And give he headpats
>And treat her like a kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173152
>that moment when I can grab it without using my hands or mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173172
>"Now, would a face like mine ever trick you? Go on Anon, grab the book. Touch the Wocks. Do it now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173179
>Have her sit/wrapped around your shoulders so she can see events when there's a crowd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173183
>Touch the Wocks
She's 6th grader Jabberwock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173179
>You will never hug her from behind like so
http://safebooru.donmai.us/posts/1186723
>You will never rest your head on top of hers as you snuggle her like a teddy bear for several hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173091
It would depend on the scenario. If we're In mge's medieval setting, the there's magic present, so you can fight. And no I can't parkour. Most modern setting$ don't have magic, or humans can't use it, so you have to resort to firearms and the like. What's more likely, carring a gun or 10 smoke or flashback grenades in order to get away.

And just like my earlier prediction came true, so will this one:

"Hurr, he thinks he can beat a monster with magic/guns, humans can't do shit ROFL"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173183
Well you seem like you're honest. I'll do it. like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173183
God damn it anon, stop making me want to kiss a Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173187
>Refuses to watch a movie marathon with you unless she gets to sit on your lap
>She tells you it's the best seat in the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173197
What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173200
>She's the little spoon in bed
>Even though she wants to be the big spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173197
>Not wanting to Jabber a Wock
Jabberwocks are love Anon, why not give into the temptation and kiss one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173152
>>13173183
Damn Jabberwocks and their games. Can't you just rape me like normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173193
> And no I can't parkour.
You mean you, specifically, as your non-self-insert self cannot parkour.

But what about your OP MC self who with some normal human feats can, if not outrun an MG, can at least jump over obstacles and hide from one?

See your imagination is limited, which may very well explain why you always jump to, "No, I gotta, gotta, gotta shoot her."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173152

>"Is she doing what I think she's doing? Is she using her other tong-- She's using her other tongue. God dammit."
>"Shut up, Wock. She's trying to seduce Anon."
>" 'Oh, Anon~, I got a book stuck between my breasts!'... Seriously? This is too cringey to ignore, man."
>"Just shut up. Last time you criticized her for trying to be sexy, we got our mouths taped and our heads tied up together behind her back for a week, and I didn't like that shit one bit. I could feel my IQ dropping by the minute just by being near your aura of stupid."
>"... Fine, but she's getting a real scolding later for being so goddamn cheesy... Wait a second, what did you just--"
>"Shut. Up."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173204
>She never complains because if she were the bigger spoon she wouldn't be able to be your teddy bear/pillow to cuddle with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173193
You can, but you need the proper magic/skills/weapons to do so.
You can't beat a Dragon or Ushi with basic level magic o mediocre skills, and to think you can would make you edgy and one of those kids who makes self insert mary sue characters in their stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173159
It's the truth. You said not but look
>>13173104 >>13173100 and then there's this faggot >>13173154 outright telling me I can't imagine x. You see this shit? Fuck those people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173202
>>13173206
I can't get ANOTHER waifu guys.
It's ruining my laifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173204
>Tiny apophis sleeps on anons chest while muscle meido and max soft lilim cuddle him from the sides


Heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173212
>She actually enjoys your embrace
>Nuzzles your chest when you're asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173217
Why resist your slut instincts? Have a threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173216
You're not listening to him.
Just drop the fucking subject you god damned edgy mongoloid and take a fucking chill pill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173216
See, I was saying you should chill, and instead you did the one thing I told you not to do.

Machillga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173223
>After a while of you two always in each others embrace, she can't fall asleep without her in your embrace
>And you can't fall asleep without her as your teddy bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173098
I take the setting as a whole, not small scenarios. Just like you could stumble upon a holstaurus who hurt her hoof and needs help getting somewhere, so could you be swooped down on by a manticore who wants to make you her chew toy and I ain't with that.

>inb4 just imagine running into the Holst instead and babies ever after, or leave, and ignore the manticore

That's limiting, like playing an rpg and leaving out x enemy because they piss you off. I want it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173088
>A Dragon isn't going to rape you
Aww.
Pretty please?

On a mildly less facetious note, I always imagined that even MGE dragons would rape you. They might be haughty, but they are still monstergirls, so they will get giga-horny. Snatching a shepherd once in a while to slake her lusts, and then snorting "I'm finished with you. Get out" while she goes to sleep on her gold-pile is the kind of sex life I imagine them to have before they find their treasure.

...and maybe they'll rape the paladins who come to slay them, before sending them packing with fire at their backsides. She keeps their enchanted swords and armour to add to the hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173236
>One night you roll over onto her
>She struggles to get out from under you
>She can't escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173161
Buff Dormouse, Healthy Hinezumi, 1 foot tall large mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173241
>I want it all
So you want to kill monsters? Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173248
Damn she's tiny, hope stretching applies.


Do we actually know how tall the mice would be?

I figured 3- 3 1/2 feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173245
No, you are not ruining this comfy and happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173244
No, Dragons weren't completely affected by MAMANO MANA, so they can hold back their instincts until certain conditions are met.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173256
It's not ruining it.
I'm just trying to make it somewhat cute and funny, damn it. Is that not allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173255
Four feet would be tallest, for Hinezumi size. Otherwise yeah, 3-3.5feet. And I hope stretching applies too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173263
Oh. Sorry. Thought you were going to make it sad or something
Carry on. My apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173255
I always imagined Large Mice to be 4 +/- 0.5 feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>Daughter watches anon playing MH4U
>He mounts a monster and stabs it enough to knock it over
>The daughter gets an idea
>Some random amount of time later she jumps onto Anons back and starts to kiss his neck
>Anon catches on quickly to what she's imitating and tries to get her off to no avail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173269
>She tries smacking you awake, but is unable to
>She gives up and sighs cutely
>The next morning you ask her why she looks so grumpy
>She mumbles while eating her lucky charms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173268
>Not tiny "large" mouse to ride on your shoulder.


So sad

Stretching just makes it lewder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173282
I can do both, can't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173282
I just realised something
If the mousegirls are all 3-3 1/2ft tall, then their babies would be a foot or below
You could have toy sized/fairy sized daughteru's. And that's adorable a hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173208
Oh Anon, Jabberwocks aren't like that. They're strong and mighty, and if they wanted to, they could rape you on the spot. But where is the fun in that? It'd be like milking a cow if they were to just rape you on the spot.

No, a Jabberwock would tease you. She'd flirt, and she'd put hard work into it. But she wouldn't rape you. Even if you straight up asked her to fuck you already, she wouldn't. Not yet. Like an apple, you wouldn't be ripe.

She'd continue to tease you, while she studied you, finding out what makes you tick. What you like and dislike, and how she can exploit that to make her more appealing to you. Love Spongebob? She might invite you to watch the movie with her, and "Accidentally" begin stroking you with her tentacle. Never provide release though, and if she felt you were close to it, she'd pause. And if she was worried you'd try to finish yourself off, she'd bind your hands to the chair.

A Jabberwock would want to work to earn her husbando, the game of dating, romance, lust, it's all a game to them. And once you were completely hers, once you desire nothing more than for her to wrap you safely in her claws, once you beg her to make you her's, once she has you wrapped around her claw, and belonging to her in mind, body, and soul. Only then will she indulge you in all the worldly pleasures she can offer.

A Jabberwock wouldn't rape you, though not because they can't, or because they aren't into femdom. They're big and powerful enough to easily rape a human, and I'm sure they're into femdom as your typical monster girl would be. No, they wouldn't rape you because it's too easy with little reward. Only when you willingly surrender yourself to her would she rape you.

But hey, can't rape the willing can you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173224
>Three
I'm way farther down the hole than that.
Try about 6-8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172453

Alp and his twin have the same bullshit habit of deleting things. Except the latter actually called his an "autumnal fallout"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173297
tldr

You're a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173301
>His twin
Alp has a twin? I want to corrupt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173210
>>13173210
>"self inserting" as someone else

Isn't that just role play?

Anyway, yeah, I imagine me, with my innate capabilities and perhaps the right tools, no avatar. I see MGE as a very rpg like world, where with training and foreknowledge, which we have, a man can prevail and do as he will. Why self insert as one of the men who believe the order's lies and has zero knowledge about monsters? , THAT is a surefire way to get raped and defeated.

And in modern setting$, since magic is rarely present' self inserting as some Ranger tier badass, now that seems Gary stu to me. In such occasions, well yeah, you have to shoot her, depending on the monster. I don't throw ever rule out the window is my point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173300
I will admit, I burst into a fit of laughter at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173307
Yes, but you'd be her slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173297
>A Jabberwock would want to work to earn her husbando, the game of dating, romance, lust, it's all a game to them. And once you were completely hers, once you desire nothing more than for her to wrap you safely in her claws, once you beg her to make you her's
>make you her's
That's my favorite thing about proactive dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173289
Probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173322
I don't want to be a slut, I want to get with a monster on my terms and only when I feel ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173300
What a filthy fucking slut you are, offering your body up to that many girls. I bet you would enjoy every minute of it, and beg for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173323
Best Puru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173231
I am chill, look one post above you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173320
>with training and foreknowledge, which we have, a man can prevail and do as he will
>some Ranger tier badass, now that seems Gary stu to me.
>You have to shoot her

Isn't that a bit contradictory?
"Yeah, with hard work, you can be who you wanna be."
"But learning how to escape successfully is gray stu-tier, so I'm just gonna shoot monstergirls."

Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173297
>Only when you willingly surrender yourself to her would she rape you.
>But hey, can't rape the willing can you?
All this and no payoff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173320
>Why self insert as one of the men who believe the order's lies and has zero knowledge about monsters? , THAT is a surefire way to get raped and defeated.

Well, speaking from the perspective of my own proclivities, the answer is that That'sThePoint.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173329
Wrong.
Best Puru was Puru One and Two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173300
I love 99% of MGs.


I'd happily have a marriage with No more than four, and even then only if they were good friends with each other.


The biggest problem would be if two were rivals and were trying to see who could have the most kids and get pregnant first

[Anonymous No.]

>MGK
>You'll never be friends with 6th grader Jabberwock and Lilim
>You'll never grow up together and get into shenanigans
>You'll never be sandwiched between Jabber's wocks and Lilim's A cups after they graduate from college
>You'll never marry both
>You'll never raie a happy family with them
You'll never realize years later Wyvern was best girl all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173339
The correct answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173249
I'm gonna go with "no, fuck you".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173339
Does it matter? They're all the same anyways.

Fun fact, one Puru is alive besides Marida.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173349
Then stop being edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173297
What's in the box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173345
They're all horrible anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173349
Not him, but answer straight here:
Do you, or do you not actually want to murder MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173358
>All horrible
I'll fight you, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173241
There are other ways to defend yourself besides just out-right killing anon.

The fact that murder is the first thing you jump to is what makes you an edgefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173308

Well it's more of a yin-yang thing. One has supposed balls and the other doesn't.

But they're both self depreciative as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173365
You can fight me, but the truth will always be there.

All girls are worst girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173329
She also had the best Banshee.
I liked Norns shield and "mane" though, they'd look good on a cyborg Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173333
Anon' be honest with me, could you outrun a werewolf, or pull some Jackie Chan antics to evade a pack of them? YOU yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173376
So, one is Alp, and the other isn't
Don't care,getting some Phazon to start the corruption

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173381
>Mech shit

>>>/m/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173377
>Calling Anubis worst girl
>Calling Ophy worst
Talk about shit taste, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173381
The Banshee was cool until Butthurt McFlannagan became the pilot
But nothing can surpass based Sinanju

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173383
As I am now? No.
But like you said, with enough training, you can do anything. Right? You did say that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173244
The MGE Dragon's profile does actually mention that dragons, for the most part, in fact don't rape. They do hold back their horniness until they find their "Treasure". However, for every Dragon who's kind of slutty, slaking her lusts like many MGs, or the Dragon who finds her treasure and lives a happy, love-love life with him, there's the Dragon who does neither. Warding off, or out-right killing, any invaders to her horde, unable to reconcile her ancient pride, with the more modern lusts. And in the end, they die sad, alone, and unsatisfied...and then wind up being revived as Undead Dragons, who have no prideful reservations holding them back, and a lifetime of pent-up lust to work out on the nearest dick.

Would you a newly revived, desperate and horny beyond all reason Undead Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173381
That she did

God I want to watch episode 4 again. Dat Torrington base fight and Byarlant Custom

I want to pilot a Dom for the Glorious Principality of Fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173389
They're all fucking awful, every single one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173398
Then enjoy your tastes, however queer they may be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173389
>grapesnakes
>not universally worst girls
Good one, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173335
That's your wish. And I want to fuck monsters too, but not just any monster, and I'm not passive enough to accept anything and everything they might want to do to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173297
>She'd continue to tease you, while she studied you, finding out what makes you tick. What you like and dislike, and how she can exploit that to make her more appealing to you.

That's probably something I'd like to see more of as opposed to simple rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173355
Probably rape.

>>13173405
Pharaoh pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173397
> Dat Torrington base fight and Byarlant Custom
There is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NkBhgJwFCI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173412
That thing was such a beast, I love it.
Fuck Banana, that dude should've had more screentime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173354
Except everything outside submitting to being raped by a monster you Don't like or wants to do something bad to you us edgy. So again, no, leave me be, because I am going niwhere, and you're not my fucking master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173395
I was raped by a Zombie Dragon in the past.

Two of them.

One went down, and the other would start eating it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173415
It was probably the one thing to be extremely and actively afraid of on the battlefield other from the Sinanju. The thing was a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173420
I can't even understand you. Is English your first language, or are you retarded as well as edgy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173425
>Sinanju
Fuck yes. I love that thing. My favorite MS probably. I've got the MG, HG, and Robot Damashii of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173344
My first problem with MG harems is the same "fairness" problem that most anons seem to have - in that it's difficult to really *believe* that a chick could be OK with only having a half-share (or less!) of your heart. If she's someone you love, doesn't she deserve all your affection and attention? Often being surprisingly romantic people for the scum at the bottom of the Internet, usually the answer here seems to be "yes", that it is not a good thing to do to require her to settle for half.
Sure, if you have to let one of two lovers go it might be heartbreaking for her in the short term, but in the long term it's better she find someone new, who can give her all his love, like she deserves.

My other problem with MG harems is a practical one: that I headcanon MGs to be so horny you're going to be an exhausted, sleep-deprived, perma-ball-aching wreck just keeping up with a single lover. Having two might literally kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173430
I'm just waiting/hoping for them to announce a PG Sinanju. Would be my first PG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173415
The Byarlant Customs pilot is an ex-titans member just so you know.
On a side note, Riddhe pilots a Byarlant Custom Unit 02 in Bande Dessinee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173428
I think he's the spaniard that was stirring shit the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173424
How lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173415
They actually named that guy in a side story.

Dude was an ex-Titan


>You Will never fight alongside The Crimson Meteor Jane Ridden, a kitsune ace

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173438
Must be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173433
What if they love each other as much as they love you? Could it balance out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173433
>implying they care about love

They want dick first and above all, "love" is just there to make it a more enjoyable experience.

MGs are for one night stands and that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173410
Exactly Anon.

Take a Ushi Oni for example. Say she kidnaps a man and rapes him, and chains him to the wall. Sure, she "Owns" him, but only physically. Do you think that man enjoys sex with her that much? What if she undid the chains, would the man stay? No, he'd probably run, or try to fight her.

A Jabberwock however, wouldn't resort to such extremes. She'd use charm, emotion, lust, and desire to make you hers. She'd make you beg for her to chain you up, and if the chains ever came off, you'd put them back on yourself. Of course, she wouldn't need to chain you up, she'd have you gleefully serving her tea, happily staying stuck to her side, listening intently to every word and order she lets slip from her mouth.

Call it Mindbreak, or call it Pure Love, regardless of the terminology a Jabberwock would place you under it, and you'd be completely willing the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173452
And then there's this fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173458
Wasn't it said recently that Ushi Oni are capable of being genuine lovers until their seals are moved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173458
You're making them out to be more insidious with every post. Where's a damn paladin when you need one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173465
I wasn't saying "All Ushi-Onis rape and kidnap", I just needed an example of a rape-happy Monster Girl species that would likely do that. If you want your housewife ushi-oni that's cool too I guess.

>>13173468
It's not insidious Anon, it's just love. And Jabberwocks are really good at making men fall deep into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172872
Damn nigga, you mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173450
I dunno anon. You fantasize it if you want. I can't get myself to believe it, so I'd always feel like I was short-changing them. It wouldn't be my perfect relationship.

>>13173452
Well in that case I bring my second objection to the fore, and point out that they're not gonna be happy only getting half the daily fluid ounces of semen they could be getting if one went off to find her own food source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173478
Alright then.
What if I want a housewife Ushi and Jabberwock? One to cook for me and one to knit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173484
Fair enough anon.
I do agree with you. It's why "Shared Love" route between me and 2 or 3 MGs is only my penultimate fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173465
The seal helps restrain their lust, but KC didn't bother to mention how aggressive they are before and after having it applied.

Not that it truly matters. KC believes all of his monsters have the potential to control their lust in order to better pursue love or whatever other goal they have their mind set on, with such cases existing out there in the wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173484
The way I look at it is that it's a family unit where there's only one romantic interest but love around. Sorta like how in a more pedestrian relationship you would have a partner and children and you wouldn't ask which one you loved more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173510
There's room to see it any way you wish to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173465
Where do the seals come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173528
The underwear of holy kitsunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173528
Someone or something makes then, I would guess.
Not like they shop for them at Walmart though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173528
I know one guy came up with the idea of them being sold by Shirohebi at local temples, and that a sort of "Coming of Age" thing would be Ushi-Oni fatherus taking their daughterus to get their first seal when they reached "That age".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173428
>>13173438
Ahem.

>Everything outside submitting to being raped by a monster, even if you don't like said monster, or it wants to do something bad to you is edgy. So again, no, leave me be, because I am going nowhere, and you're not my fucking master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173511
>The way I look at it is that it's a family unit where there's only one romantic interest but love around.

So... what would that actually look like, in practice then? You have one girl who's the waifu, and the other girl knows it, but... she just rides your dick too some of the time?

Does that even count as a harem?

Stop taking me into confusing polyamorous territory, anon. My heart and my dick are pulling in opposite directions and I'm scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173537
Yeah yeah, whatever you say edgemaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173528
clubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172218
I wasn't expecting much and I'm still left disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172218
It looks like she has kneepads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173539
More like they both ride your dick, but they love each other as part of the family on top of loving you making them not receive less love in total.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173539
Don't think too hard about it anon.

I think he's just saying that in such a unit, everyone knows that they love each other, and simply that. They do not think about it quantitatively, or as though the love is being divided amongst them. They're simply all in love, nothing more, nothing less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13051905
Maid type: Jinko
Name: Edna
Personality: Calm, outgoing and strong willed
Statement: Camping, now.
Notes: Maid enforces own schedule, may refuse orders and might clash with those with tight schedules.

Edna enrolled at MGC Maid Central after an unsuccessful attempt of getting into professional sports. She encountered some difficulties when it came to following orders and had to re-attempt her final maid exams once. However at the age of 26 she successfully passed her final maid exam.

Edna her build can be described as muscled with a seemingly permanent tan. She is furthermore considered to be above average height for her kind, occasionally causing her to bump her head when passing through a door and damaging the door frame. Edna is usually seen wearing maid attire, however it is to be noted that she wears an approved “heavy duty” maid outfit that is suitable for performing exercises in and can endure heavy wear and tear. Edna has several variants of this outfit in her wardrobe, including a street camo and forest camo variant.

As a maid Edna has a performance that is slightly below average. Her large paws and frame seem to occasionally get in her way when performing her duties. However due to extensive training she learned to work around these limitations, causing her to perform at an adequate level.
Despite a schedule set by her Master, Edna seems to have a tendency to follow her own schedule instead. This results in Edna providing food and planning activities at her set times and occasionally seemingly spontaneous start packing her Masters clothing for a camping and hunting trip. A strong-willed Master would likely be capable of preventing this behavior if he chose to do so. However Edna is not known to give in easily and is a maid of few words. Regardless, any potential Master can expect to be strongly encouraged to accompany Edna on various sport related activities, rapidly improving their bodies to a fit state.

(Profile continued in next reply)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173559
(Profile continued)

However it is worth noting that Edna has her own “downtimes”. She seems to consider some evenings and the entire weekend to be a resting moment and as such will relax and encourage her Master to do the same during these times. She also seems to be more open for conversation during these times and as such MGC Maid Central recommends a Master to use these moments to socialize with Edna and learn more about her. MGC Maid Central believes that this might cause Edna to eventually become more social and open up for her Master.

MGC Maid Central recommends Edna for a Master who enjoys, or is willing to enjoy sport related activities and does not mind having his schedule altered to allow such activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173368
I don't know if you're one of those guys, but you people bring this on yourselves. say I want to hide from a manticore, I could use a glamour spell to hide myself, but then she could smell me, so I need something better, spatial magic would do. But such magic is high tier and this costly, the average guy couldn't hold it more than thirty seconds, a minute at most. Anything more than three and you're gary stu. Say you're fighting a dragon, who we all know are invincible, except, it's their scales that offer them protection, their chest, bellies, legs and neck are exposed, so striking there with a sword would prove effective, doesn't even have to be magic. But no because of the aforementioned point. So there's no choice but to run, but dragons can fly, so how are you to escape?

You see my point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173528
The Ushi-Oni was successfully "exterminated" by the local temple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173572
>But then she could smell me
Masking one's scent is one of the foremost skills for any tracker, hunter, or survivalist.
>inb4 "I meant the scent of MANA!"
For which there are surely spells to repress, at no greater cost than a glamour I'd imagine.

>Invincible Dragons
Yes, they are. You would have to spend a lifetime learning the proper techniques, and even so such schools have long since transitioned to taming rather than slaying.
>It's their scales that offer them protection
>Chest, bellies, legs and neck are exposed
You forget that one of the basic magic skills possessed by Dragons is being able to manipulate how much of their humanoid form is covered in scales. Nevermind that they could just go Full Dragon.
>So there's no choice but to run, but dragons can fly, so how are you to escape?
You flee where they cannot follow. Densely packed forests, smaller caves, even extreme colds are known to slow some common dragons.

>You see my point?
That you're completely unimaginative and trying desperately to continue to excuse your edgy, murderous tendencies? Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173333

And no, I said self inserting as some ranger tier badass seems gary stu to me. Fighting a manticore as no more than a human, toe to toe, is unlikely, outrunning one when they can fly, the same. But shooting her, you bet your ass I can do that.

>>13173393
>no

There you go, like I said earlier, I self insert as myself, as I am, so doing something like fighting an manticore without tools an prevailing is unlikely. If we're in the modern setting, there's no magic for humans to use, so deadly force becomes the only recourse, since people insist that monsters are so strong, using something lie a taser on one would prove ineffective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173572
>>13173559
Not that Anon but I'd give her cubs.

So many cubs

Must find a way to keep White jinko pregnant with a litter at every opportunity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173333

And no, I said self inserting as some ranger tier badass seems gary stu to me. Fighting a manticore as no more than a human, toe to toe, is unlikely, outrunning one when they can fly, the same. But shooting her, you bet your ass I can do that.

>>13173393
>no

There you go, like I said earlier, I self insert as myself, as I am, so doing something like fighting an manticore without tools an prevailing is unlikely. If we're in the modern setting, there's no magic for humans to use, so deadly force becomes the only recourse, since people insist that monsters are so strong, using something like a taser on one would prove ineffective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173604
Hijo. Detente.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173604
Just gonna ignore the whole bit where you said, "with enough training, you can do anything," are you?

Well, okay, if that's your thing. To contradict yourself so readily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13170775
>tropical island continent that scalies avoid
>childless curse
>mass graves of the dragoon
So this and waterworld DO share the same universe! And the canonical story was successful! I have a large grin right now.
Good to have you around, YBA. Thanks for the update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173594
And there you go, if I kill a monster monster because she wanted to break me, I'm edgy. If I am competent, and can best one, even without killing, I'm a gary stu. So nah, fuck you people, I'm going to imagine whatever the fuck I want and you can't do anything about it.

>>Invincible Dragons
Yes, they are. You would have to spend a lifetime learning the proper techniques, and even so such schools have long since transitioned to taming rather than slaying.

Nice headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get a hinezumi pregnant with quintuplets and watch her try to go through her training regime in her ninth month because thinks she "still has it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173645
It not headcanon, it's pretty close to actual canon.
And now you're acting like a kid.
>"I don't care! I'll still do whatever I want!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173594
>Muh invincible monsters
Like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173630
When I said, with enough training earlier, I was focused on the medieval setting, I even split the paragraph for when I talked about the modern setting. Enough training being weapons and magic, giving you more wiggle room.

In a modern setting, even with training, but no magic, prevailing against the stronger monsters seems unlikely. so tell me, in a modern setting, how would you defend against a manticore or dragon? What kind of tools would you use? How would you fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173648
If she pulls it off, I'd have to call her my Lady Shiva

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173645
Once again, you're too busy focusing on the negative aspects of this whole argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172329
Fit lamia.

Hefty dragon.

Tiny catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173665
Pretty close is not canon, sorry, and remember we're not taking MGE as the absolute anyhow. Something tells me you aren't even part of the original conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173665

>"I don't care! I'll still do whatever I want!"

As opposed to what?

>"I don't care! The canon says you can't best a Monstergirl!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173677
>argument

This is no argument, this is me saying how I see things and explaining my motivations and getting endlessly called edgy for my trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173559
>>13173566
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to the archives. This and all earlier matched profiles can always be viewed in this archive and can be found at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

>>13169432
No matching for a Mistress has been done so far. The so far listed requests are as such entirely public for all butlers and not meant for a specific butler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173645
You're the only one saying "If I'm competent, and can best one, even without killing, I'm a gary stu".

Everyone else is saying that it's conceivable to fend off an MG with the proper training. You're just claiming "Nah, that's a gary stu." to further justify your compulsion to want to kill them, you edgy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173648
And five suckling mice (as well as daddy's busy hands) would keep her top-heavy with milk for quite some time after, wouldn't it?

> insists on still sparring with you even though her balance is completely fucked up
> Tries to roundhouse kick you, the extra momentum means she's off target every time
> "S-shut up! I'll land a hit next time!"
> Those bouncing and jiggling mouse titties have gotten you rock hard
> "I-I can see you thinking dirty thoughts! Fight me seriously, or you'll get injured, I mean it!"
> Lactation soaks the fabric of her boob-window, it's basically a wet T-shirt now
> "T-this is your fault! If you didn't grope them all the time they'd have gone back to normal by now! Do you have no honor?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173671
In a modern setting, they'd likely be more acclimated, and thus your desire to just shoot them would, in fact, be out-and-out murder.

Have fun being somebody's prison bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173685
Well, we're all kind of agreeing on one thing:
It seems a slight change in perspective is in order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173690

>Pregnant women
>Fighting

It's like you want to hurt your babies before they're even born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173693
If by that you mean that he has a point, absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173692
>every city is MGC

Yeah, no.

>>13173689
I think you haven't met monsters are invincible kun. >>13173594

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173679
In pretty much every canon Dragons are usually the end game monsters that are outright impossible to beat for everyone outside of the highest eve wizards and heroes.
And because it's only slightly off you're going to disregard it anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173699
>I think you haven't met monsters are invincible kun.
What's one guy compared to, what, five people saying the exact same thing as >>13173689?

[Anonymous No.]

>portal to another world is opened
>monster girls turn out to be real
>they are set out on killing all people
>almost the entirety of humanity is wiped out in less than 2 weeks

how would this make you feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173699
Nowhere does he say monsters are invincible. You have no real argument and just keep grasping for straws as well as enjoy being an edgy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173690
Hinezumis are the Suzus of MGE, meant for cuddling and spoonfucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173706
I'd feel like it's rape time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173706
Wondering how they didn't go extinct yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173708
And getting mad when called a little girl by foreigners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173715
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173359
Outright murder a MG for no reason? No. Kill a friendly MG,even if it's one of the rapier ones, who has no ill will towards me? Neither. But one who wants to rape me and break me, yes I would fight, and kill if necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

If I had a MG after me, I'd help her find a better guy.

I'd probably act like the stupid asshole I always am and ruin the whole thing, so why not help find someone better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173706
>>13173706

>Humans
>Easy to wipe out

http://imgur.com/6kKz6vh,5UMoJtY,pobNtvw#0

If our Mother can't do it, what makes you think we'd succumb to MGs? I'm not even doing that as a HFY argument, i'm doing it because Humans as a species are the most violent, persistent motherfuckers to have ever come out of the Earth's womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cannot join #Monstergirls (You are banned).

Is it time to give up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173706

Well, that changes everything.

Can we use kinetic bombardment now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173721
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173721

Maybe if you hadn't such a sperg about it you'dve been unbanned by now. I certainly wouldn't after how much you've whined about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173721
>Going to the irc in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173699
>tfw all three of these replies are to me
I'm grinning like a maniac, I just want you to know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173728
I've made two posts about it if we aren't counting responses.

Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173707
>Nowhere does he say monsters are invincible

>Invincible Dragons
Yes, they are. You would have to spend a lifetime learning the proper techniques...

>>13173704
It's at least four guys, read further up the chain next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173720
>>13173706

>He's never read Salvation Wars
>Not even YHWH or Satan could imagine the amount of MAXIMUM FUCK dropped onto their laps by a very pissed off Humanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173706
Whatever, I just hope it's painless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173721

Why do you care so much about the IRC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173718
You seem to be trying to be sounding rational, but the fact is that your previous responses all make it seem as though you believe nigh all MGs fall into the lattermost group, and that even if they didn't, you'd downright seek out such women, just so that you could have an excuse to kill them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173736
Not all Monsters are Dragons, anon.

Also, fuck, learn how to fucking greentext. Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173736
Which means you need to be very strong and know the proper skills to beat one, but it's still possible.
Other than that, he only mentioned Dragons and nothing else so you're clearly twisting his words to fit your agenda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173719
I headcanon that demongirls, at least, would be attracted by sin instead of virtue. So acting like an asshole would only make her think
> "Hmm, what a delightfully poison-tongued specimen"
> "I wonder, could we be obnoxious to people... together?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173721
>Going to he IRC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173746
Nice strawman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173750
He outright said dragons are invincible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173745
Because I liked talking to people there, you know? Even ELH.

[Anonymous No.]

What day was the release date of mgq paradox announced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173758

Don't you have anywhere else to chat with people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173757
He also said it's still possible to beat them in the same comment.
By the way >>13173746 isn't strawmanning, you fucking mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173760
17th? I think it was the 17th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173689
>You're the only one saying "If I'm competent, and can best one, even without killing, I'm a gary stu".
I'm sorry, but that's a blatant lie. You are 100% talking out of your ass there.

Every time I've seen this argument come up, the gary stu accusations are thrown around all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173760
2 days ago.

>>13173762
I'm a regular on two other IRC channels, but they're different people with different tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173771
Maybe so, but today, the only one who's said it is the one trying to defend his right to bear arms and shoot monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173765
>they can completely cover themselves in scales

Stands to reason hey are unbeatable in that way, even though nowhere does it say the can, just that MGs can alter they appearance somewhat, and not all of them anyhow.

>YOU would deliberately go out of your way to find monsters to kill you edgy fuck

Yeah, it is a strawman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173777
Read further up the chain, that is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173678
>D-dragons are supposed to be big!

>Tiny werecat that falls asleep in your lap and purrs when you scratch her ears

>muscle lamia asking if you was to do some "endurance training" with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173785
>OH NO! I don't like what he's saying! I better call it a strawman!
And a Dragon is still beatable when they do that, it just becomes MUCH harder, like you trying to spell properly or not be an edgy kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173775

Then here's a tip, and this is coming from somebody in "The IRC". Stop being stupid and clogging up the goddamned thread.

4Chan is not your shoulder to fucking cry on. You were banned from a virtual chatroom on the Internet, which millions of people use. Grow the fuck up and get on with your life. I'm sure there's other people out there in the world who want to bang ELH's donut steel character.

But this thread was not created with the intent of bringing drama from the IRC into it in some kind of pity craving, attention seeking ritual you've been performing since yesterday. It was created to discuss Monster Girls, whether it be Okayado's multiple series, our own writefaggotry, or Kenkou Cross' Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

So sit down. Shut the fuck up, and stop bringing goddamned trivial internet bullshit into an already caustic as shit thread. You're like a goddamned Matango that won't stay dead after being purged by flame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173785
Not him but that is not a strawman argument. I know /pol/ has made the term meaningless, but he accused you of something he didn't strawman you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173794
>I'm sure there's other people out there in the world who want to bang ELH's donut steel character.

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173690
Totally would impregnate her immediately afterwards.

Nope, totally wouldn't shoot for six the next time and keep fondling dem milky titties.

I'd be shooting for seven

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173794
you sound mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173800
ELH's purity sue Lilim, presumably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173792
I'm done suffering your insults. You might want to try some anger management.

I'm sure you'll support the point monsters are not in fact invincible, next time fighting one comes up, because you would never say monsters are the opposite to piss someone off, would you? Of course not, you pure soul you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173811
But what does that have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.]

Would monsters take the death of all men equally or would they take a unmarried virgin's death harder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173815
Someone sounds mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173794
fuck off hound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173820
If they didn't know the person or didn't know them too well they would probably take the death of a virgin a bit harder. It's like when someone murders a family. You think of the children first and then the parents. If they did know both it would come down to which one they knew better or were more affectionate with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173827
What makes you think that was Hound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173816
Fuck if I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173794
>4Chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173794
This post, along with ELH's, tells me you guys must think I'm some other guy who's pissed you off in the past.

I sure do love slander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173820
Unmarried virgin = Family man > Unmarried non-virgin

Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173794
if whatever has been posted here is true then you simply banned the faggot and refused to talk to him afterwards about it while making these huge posts calling him an attention whore while this matter could be settled with way more easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173846
B-b-b-but you're the ones w-wanting attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173794
>clogging up the goddamned thread
I haven't seen this person posting before here, though. Are you sure you don't have some bias against whoever this is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172329
>Fit, bro dormouse who lifts in her sleep

>Tubby Werecat that loves to cuddle

>A short, bulliable grizzly. A literal teddy bear


I'm ok with these

[Anonymous No.]

It took one retard getting banned from the IRC to show how much of a fucking circlejerk this shit thread is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173824

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173861
You can leave at any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173861
>mad.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173867
The kid does sound mad from the way he typed his post. Though it may not have been him, since it had proper spelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173807
>>13173824
>>13173867
>>13173870
I want /v/ to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173878
>someone says an edgy kid is mad
>must be /v/
Don't make assumptions.

[Anonymous No.]

This argument is so fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173794
>Brings up the world's shittiest lilim out of nowhere
Hi ELH

[Anonymous No.]

the fuck is going on here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173898
Shitpostin'. How are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173794
>>13173841
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13160394/#13164499

This delusional paranoid fuck indeed thinks you're someone else.

Sorry anon, you're gonna have to move on with your life.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are vampires so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173905

Waiting for it to end and some stories to update I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173914
Because biting is kinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173914
They're not, I like more monster in my monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173916
Me, too. I'm reading manga in the meanwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173913
https://archive.moe/jp/search/username/ELH/

>all those posts

this guy has some major mental issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173920
Like big meaty paws or tracts of land?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173914
Goddamn that VN is the hottest thing fucking ever.

Does anyone know if there's a translation floating around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173894

I wasn't referring to his Lilim. He also has characters in a fa/tg/uy thread that the person who was banned apparently faps to.

>>13173846

I'm not ELH.

>>13173841
>>13173827

I'm not Hound either, and i'm annoyed because once again, the IRC is being blamed for shit that only one offending party committed. You knew beforehand that LDR and ELH can be colossal shitbags who do some of the stupidest things on the internet like have a meltdown and deleting the community pastebin, divorcing each other out of nowhere, etc.

You all know me, but I don't care to tell you who I am because it's irrelevant. Why? Because we're on an anonymous image board on what used to be one of the biggest image board websites in North America (probably still is). Namefagging only brings grief and stupid bullshit with it.

So as in the words of Mike Cosgrove himself.

Cut it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173925
Like snake bits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173920
How about Vampires with snu-snu super forms a la Castlevania?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173898
Figuring out if stretching applies only to small MGs or if it works on all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173930
I'm also not into people who dress like sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173930
Vampires still a shit.

Mantis/Kunoichi all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173939
Those thigh-highs are pretty dapper though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173930
Make her also evil but dere with her husband and I'm sold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173914
>Classy immortal girl
>Neckbiting
>Requires your blood to survive
>Cuddling in her coffin.
They're too good anon, I can't take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173913
>>13173924
>>13173928
>that the person who was banned apparently faps to.

Oh, I get it. ELH made shit up about me because he's mentally ill and now I'm on the receiving end after doing nothing but being mistaken by some other fuck. I've been for less than a week, for fuck's sake.

And yeah, I get how annoying these (few) posts can be but it's damn frustrating that this retard gets to badmouth me with no proof at all and plenty other people believe him for some reason.

I just want to talk about monster girls and other silly stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't like smug foxes

[ELH !SLTxQ0rum2 No.]

God this faggot, please go home. The IRC is mine, and I will put into a grave as many people who dare defile.

People like you. You are the scum beneath my feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173950

It would help if you told me who you were instead of prancing around it like a little nutter. The only person that i'm aware of that got banned was Scat, and I had nothing against him. But you know how the Fuhrer is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173961
Yes, that's me.

[Anonymous No.]

> trying to impersonate a tripfag

Jesus christ can this guy get any more pathetic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173960
And then there's this faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173960
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173958
Depends, is the amount of semen they can hold directly proportional to their smugness?

[Anonymous No.]

>No 9 foot tall human body wurm waifu with a bust comparable to Cerea or Asterio
end it all now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173960
Liquid ELH appears.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like ELH deleted his threat, but I'm sure you all by now see his true colors.

Dudes a dick who will ban you from the IRC for no reason, and is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173975

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173979
That isn't ELH's tripcode though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173971
>no wurm waifu to wrap you up and keep you safe from literally anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173979
Really, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173984
It's pretty obvious they're the same person.

>>13173965
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173984
He probably forgot his true one man, or used a fake one to make his threat

Regardless that was definitely him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173931
Mamono Mana, all MGs stretch.

http://imgur.com/gEiHOjU,QkaZIY4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173985
>"Darling, these same scales that protect me from arrows, cannonballs, and foul critics will protect you from now on. You're happy, yeah?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173987

Would your Lich waifu show emotion for the first time ever if she saw you die in front of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173985
>No dark-skinned Wurm to swear to protect from bullies
>No dark-skinned Wurm to end up protecting me in the end
Damn/

[Anonymous No.]

ELH stop being an aspie and unban this faggot so everyone else can stop using it as an excuse to shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172140
That's fucking adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173995
No, she probably wouldn't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173993
Huh, familiar has art and I have an answer.

Now for a practical experiment involving an elf, a dragon, and a harpy along with a raging mushroom and two doses of manticore venom

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the link to the story where there was a soldier and a centaur and he was pulling a bayonet from her and looting bodies for food and supplies? Was that ever finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173995
That would be endearing and painfully sad at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173988
>Being this mad/desperate.
I think I'm beginning to understand why you got banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173995
why would that affect someone who knows necromancy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173997
>No wurm waifu you protect emotionally while she protects you physically
it hurts man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173995
>"Minor setback. Henchskeleton #3092 and # 3098 step forward. Take my husband to my study and prepare him for raising."

"Guess I used too much venom."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173995
It would be slow and agonizing suffering for her, unless she finds a way to resurrect him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174012
>>Being this mad/desperate.
>I think I'm beginning to understand why you got banned.

What are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173995
>>13174002
>>13174009
>>13174014
>>13174021
>>13174024
>Be out with Lich Waifu
>Some asshole "Heroic" adventurer pops up out of nowhere
>Screams about how he'll defeat the evil Lich, and her "Servant"
>Kills you with a crossbow bolt before you can even finish thinking "What the fuck?"
>Cross eyes with your waifu as you fall to the ground before your vision fades
>No emotion at all
>Your last conscious thought is "Did she even care?"
>Wake up sometime later
>Revived by waifu's necromancy
>You rise from an operating table with her standing beside you
>Blink blearily, the dreariness of sleep fading as you awaken to undeath
>Turn to stare at her
>Her usual, emotionless gaze stares back at you
>Stare at each other for a moment, before you let out a weary sigh
>In a flash, your Lich waifu is wrapped around you, hugging you tight with her thin, seemingly frail arms, gripping you with a strength you didn't think possible for her
>You hear a single sob escape from her, muffled as she buries her face in your cool chest
>"Don't you ever leave me again...not even for a moment..."
>She almost sounds like she's whimpering
>Later find out she redefined the term "Overkill" with the adventurer who killed you
>She also rearranged the scenery in the area at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174012
>be new
>get mistaken by some old troll
>get banned from irc
>writefag starts talking shit about you publicly

I'd be mad if I was him too. Can't feel anything but sympathy for this kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174030
>Later find out she redefined the term "Overkill" with the adventurer who killed you
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174031
I can kinda sympathize.
Being mistaken for Bob wasn't really fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174030
>Not having the Lich resurrect the adventurers bones as a skeleton to pleasure her husband as some sort of twisted revenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174030
Cute. Undead are love. Undead are unlife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173914
I see that often but never knew the name of the VN

anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174030

>Some asshole "Heroic" adventurer pops up out of nowhere
>Later find out she redefined the term "Overkill" with the adventurer who killed you

Dietrich must be screaming so loud in happiness that it passes audible levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174052
Bishoujo Mangekyou. Reverse image search harder in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174052
The name is Bishoujo Mangekyo.
"Pretty Girl Kaleidoscope".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174045
It would be kinda wasted anon, don't they forget their memories when they resurrect?

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I stick it in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174031
>>13174044
Who put ELH in charge, anyway?

There's way more apt people for it, like Hound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174066
in the frontgina

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174066
Nowhere, you fucking bail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174071
But there are claws there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174068
I agree partially, though I don't know him well enough personally to say truly.

Whatever position monorus has, though, he's doing alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174066
Irrumate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174066
Nowhere, just run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174045
I'd slap her if she did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13169915
>animated polt
the time has come
and so have I

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174075
You wanted monstergirls, didnt you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174065
Nope, they just get tweaked a little, although I imagine a lich could find a way

>Adventurer "wakes up" to find they are a skeleton/zombie now.

>except they are just a torso and a head now, something for the husband to use while the Lich is busy, a their old memories still intact

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174066
[x] genuflect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174066
Her pussy, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174045
>>13174089
Alternatively, if the Lich is more possessive than that, they can do the same thing, turn the asshole into a helpless, skeletal onahole...and then toss it in a bar somewhere with a "Free" sign wrapped around "Her" neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174094
>Gore Magala monstergirl
>Spreads scales that induce a fever in men unless they have sex, whereupon they're turned into an apex fucking machine, and induce rape frenzy in any monstergirls that come into contact with them

The world is not ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174102
>Virus spreads to the local kindergarten community
God help those little tykes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174102
>fever in men unless they have sex, whereupon they're turned into an apex fucking machine, and induce rape frenzy in any monstergirls that come into contact with them

Sounds energy-consuming. I'd rather sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174096
>"Cum" back later to see the sniffling skeleton girl with a belly stretched past beyond what should be normally possible

>A few enchantments from the Lich making it so the men are always ready for a second round.

>All that training and potential and now she's just another toy for some brutes who don't care one bit about her "training"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174109
That's the point. You don't stop fucking till you drop.
And then Gore Magala takes you away when you're weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174113
And then cuddle fucks you while she matures to Shagaru Magala, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174102
Could be worse.
She could mature into a Shagaru Magala.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174116
Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174116
Shagaru Magala would be a rape train with no breaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174130
at least until a hero with a doppelganger potion clones himself into a group of 4 to fuck her into slumber and keep her from making every monstergirl go into a full moon frenzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have dragon/ryu/wyvern/wurm/jabberwock waifu
>Some asshole knights break into her lair when she is away and kidnaps you
>They take you away to set a trap for your waifu
>While waiting for her to show up, the ground starts to shake and quake
>Your waifu suddenly appears on the scene in her full sized dragon form, tearing through whatever pitiful defenses the knights have, fury in her eyes
How fucked are those guys and how intense is the cuddlesex afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174141
11/10 on both counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174111
>Skeleton girl, due to crazy mg shenaniganry, gets pregnant, not that the boys in the bar care. She's usually so full they can't even notice.

>Gives birth in the dead of night, the Lich arriving to take the new monster back to her keep.

>"A fine girl, bear me another thousand and I may set you free," she says, swaddling the newborn while the former adventurer tries to recover.

>She gives the Lich a tearful look only to see the undead's eyes harden.

>"May"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173790
A++++++++++++

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174130
Nothing compared to a Deviljho though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174141

I though they can't turn back for some time when they do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174153
Deviljho are dimmer than wurms. Eat eat eat, all they think about.
That meaty tail though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174167
All thy have is food on the mind. Still fearsome and beafy as hell though.
Alatreon are also fearsome, but for different reasons.
>All dem reverse scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174149
The daughter of an undead will be a succubus, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174166
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174173
From what I've read it would be the same type so it's a skeleton girl.

Don't make a Lich mad, otherwise you just end up an onahole for drunkards while growing her horde

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174173
It's usually the same kind of undead as the mother if we go by KC. Even in the case of a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174186
Then what's the phylactery? Her mother?

[Anonymous No.]

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! SEX WITH MONSTER GIRLS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED HERE!

YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY A FINE OF $5,000 DOLLARS! PAY UP OR IT'S OFF TO MONSTER JAIL FOR YOU!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174191
The broken condom that led to her birth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174191
Presumably they make one. A Lich can exist without a phylactary they just risk perma death.

>Baby Lich's first phylactary is her teddy bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174199
But won't I have sex with monster girls in monster jail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174205
It's so adorable my heart hurts.

>>13174199
Tell me more about this Monster Jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174205
>Hugs her teddy bear while keeping her blank face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174030
>>Screams about how he'll defeat the evil Lich, and her "Servant"
Well, at least he kept his word

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174208
Who cares, since guard's point is it's
>PROHIBITED HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174199
What about over there? is it fine then officer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174030
>attacking a lich without being actually able to beat her
Fucking casuals

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174191
Chances are the parents assign their daughter a phylactery, which she'll change once she gets the necessary experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174228
Don't worry, that scrub learned her lesson.

Only 970 kids to go

[Anonymous No.]

What if MGQ had had Rance instead of Luka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174208
...
Good point.

>Kills you on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174242
>Gets an angel waifu to corrupt and fuck in heaven
>Or a devil waifu to pamper me in hell
>Or a valkyrie to teach me the joy of endless battle in Valhalla
>Or an anubis waifu to guide me to the egyptian afterlife
>Or spend a thousand years listening to puns on a boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174241
It would still be shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174247
I prefer to get a vampire waifu and live forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174241
MC would have been better, game would have been the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174252
Shit's still shit anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174255
MGQ was rather hamfisted and could have been done better, in all honesty.
Especially the angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174241
I think... pretty much nothing would change. MGQ is about Luka sexing 'em anyway, putting Rance in his place changes nothing.
Surprisingly, I find myself preferring him being MC over Luka, even as much as it's hard for me to selfinsert into him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174258
You're not supposed to be self inserting into Rance, or even Luka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174250
I'm just saying that killing me wouldn't solve the problem.
Vampires are rather nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174262
Isn't it what people usually do? I mean, the word 'selfinsert' might be unsuitable but we all know Luka's whimpiness and indecisiveness are mainly there to appeal to subs, so people kind of associate with him.
In case of Rance I just don't sympathize with his mindset, this should put it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174282
I find people trying to self insert into characters to be rather stupid, in all honesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174258
>>13174262
>self insert into uber-beta Luka
Wot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174290
>>13174308
I don't know how you can -not- do it, anon.
Like, you're playing through MGQ, you lose to some monster, you're fapping away to the rape scene. Are you thinking "Oh boy, this is hot, all those fluffy on muh dick", or are you thinking "Oh boy, this is hot, all those fluffy on Luka's dick?"
I don't just fap to the CG, I fap to imagining myself in his place.
But maybe that's just me. I think any 3dpd porn that isn't POV is a waste of time, but it keeps getting made, so maybe it IS just me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174308
Some people want to be the shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174313
It is just you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174314
I guess. Not that I understand why anyone would, but oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174314
And I will never understand why.

I was a kid once, never again.

I like older gals but hate /ss/.

That and Luka annoyed the crap out of me.

Doesn't even man up on his wedding night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174313
I played MGQ for the plot.

>>13174322
>Doesn't even man up on his wedding night
I fucking know, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174322
His wedding was somewhat shameful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174322
Which wedding?

Hint:Its all of them

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

This chapter is GRRREAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173737
YHWH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173927
There is no translation, and there probably never will be.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174340
God's Hebrew name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174322
For me it's not about being a kid, it's more about wanting to be fully embraced by someone bigger than you that loves you. not big as in hambeast
I have the same feeling towards /ss/ that i do for anything that could give me a full body hug.
Or anything that would me me feel safe, secure, warm, and loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174354
>anything that could give me a full body hug.
Which is why lamias are top-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174355
Yes, lamias are my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174354
I understand that feeling, it's why I like the bigger girls like dragons or Jinkos.

On the other hand, I would also love to wrap a familiar or hinezumi up in a hug.

I just love love.

It's my fetish along with a lot of other things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174359
>>13174364
Why are lamias and dragons GOAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174366
they are not goats they are reptiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174364
I prefer petite girls personally. I like to do the holding, rather than be held entirely like that.

The exception being Dragons. Being embraced by a big, wonderful dragon, and then cocooned in her wings as she snuggles me like her own personal daki. It'd be wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174364
>I just love love.
I understand and agree with that, nothing is better than vanilla handholding

>>13174366
Because dragons have always been cool as shit, it makes sense they would be top tier MGs.
And lamias are the perfect cuddle MGs, I like yetis as much as the next guy but they can only squeeze me so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174368
GOAT means 'greatest of all time'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172860
I don't know what she is, but she's perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174375
I think he was joking anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174354
>>13174364
>>13174372
Fuck off, I don't want to feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174322
for me I like lovey dovey femdom
which I tend to only find in /ss/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174383
Stop living in this reality anon, lose yourself in escapism and feel good again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174385
There's some of it other places too, it's just really hard to find

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174388
See, this is why I'll never be a normal person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174383
>>13174388
Fantasy Good
Reality Baaaad.

[Anonymous No.]

So /mgt/, can one of you explain to me the difference between greentext and prose when writing?

Is it formatting, style of writing, or are they entirely different genres?

[Anonymous No.]

Is alp friendship fine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174415
Only if you like bullying your friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174412
They aren't really genres. More like styles. Prose tends to need to flow better and be less disjointed than greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174418
Do I have to bully alps?

Can't I just be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174427
Yes you can. Don't listen to bullyfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174426
Are there any examples of writefagging that you could suggest for contrast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174427
Stage 2s are just sweet little confused girls, they need help not bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174431
Man, I'm about to go to bed. You can look at most greentexts and compare them to what's in pastebins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174431
Err... literally anything that's prose.
Greentexts start lines with > and use clearly self-contained sentences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174412
This >>13174426. To me, greentexting is about being lazier, utilizing more out of your writing with less effort on it. It lets you slip more on making text coherent. But it's not necessarily inferior if done good, and has it's perks.

>>13174431
PRW's "Alex and Eris" is an example of greentext and Rusalka (or Moose, or any Lanternon, pretty much everything in Writefag's List) can go for prose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174364
>Wrap up a dormouse in a loving, protective hug from behind
>Sit cross legged with her nestled in your lap, clinging to the arms you have drawing her against your chest
>Jabberwocky sits down behind you, spreading her legs and using her tentacles to drag you both into her embrace
>Those tentacles squeeze the dormouse's tummy slightly, pushing her back against you
>The jabberwocky covers your hands with her claws, a double layer of security and warmth over the dormouse's chest
>Then, the wonderland dragon's wings expand outwards before folding back over you
>Swirling purple and darkness is all you can see as you and the dormouse are enveloped in a cocoon of wings
>You feel the dormouse fall asleep within your embrace, murmuring things in her sleep about how big and warm you are
>The jabberwocky rests her chin on your head as you nod off, her clawtips gliding over the back of your hands, her slowly heaving breasts pillowing your head on either side

There. Now you get the best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174457
>Swirling purple and darkness is all you can see as you and the dormouse are enveloped in a cocoon of wings
Everything was cozy until my claustrophobia flared up.
ABORT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174461
>Nice and comfAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174457
This is similar, but different from my favorite kind of cuddle-fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174457
This would be fantastic if not for the fact that I find it impossible to fall sleep when in contact with another person.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of bed-time cuddles does your waifu give?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174478
That really sucks. So you're cuddling deficient?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174488
No, I love to cuddle, and I'm a rather enjoyable person to latch onto.
The issue comes with falling asleep, I just can't get comfortable.

Maybe that's just because I haven't done intimate enough cuddling before, who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174461
Sorry. As recompense, I will now force you to think about you and your jinko waifu in bed together, cuddling together as best as possible while your slightly tubby daughteru gets comfy between you, purring against her mother's collarbone.

>>13174474
Different monstergirls? Hang on, let me guess them.
One's a dragon.
The other's anubis.

>>13174478
Cover yourself with dormouse molasses. Not only will you definitely fall asleep, but the molasses will become so sticky that physically will not be able to seperate yourself from anyone in contact with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174492
Years of insomnia has taught you're always able to fall asleep if you're sleep deprived enough or you take enough Benedryl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174498
Do you want a cookie or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174492
Sounds like me. Except I can't fall asleep around people because I'm a deep sleeper
Really deep. I've been assumed dead by my own mother multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174503
I already treated myself to one when I wrote that, for I am a shameless and gluttonous individual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174492

Actually, I know what you mean man. Being in full body contact with someone makes me uncomfortably hot when I'm trying to sleep. Plus I always feel the need to turn over two or three times before I fall asleep. And you can't do that when a girl is using you as a pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have a threadcanon for Ra or Baal as far as what MGs they are goes?

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't Baal be like some Ultra Mega Hellish Succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174517
Not sure about Baal, but Ra is pretty much agreed to be as .less has drawn her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174521
We need him to draw Sobec

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174517
Ra is a big chocolate angel looking thing. Baal would probably be a minotaur or something.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174525
>Angel looking thing
A bird. It's called a bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174525
Actually no she wouldn't. I didn't ask about Baal without giving it some thought, the Baal most people are familiar with is actually a weather god. I was hoping she had a threadcanon so I wouldn't be forced to make her a thunderbird or a blue dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174527
>Human body with backwings and headgear
>bird
Mmmmmm, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174529
Ra is a bird, anon. She's been a bird since the Egyptians first started scribing on walls about gods
Bird. B I R D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174528
Every instance of ball worship I recall was worshipping the symbol of the bull. Don't go off on some tangent just because of weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174526
Oh shit, is that...
Are there KC girls in Monmusu Paradox?
Or am I being a dumbass again for thinking this week is getting better and better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174534
What the fuck are you arguing about? I'm telling you how .less drew her and how she is in threadcanon. Isn't that what you asked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174537
Alice is technically a KC girl, which is why she's best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174535
According to wikipedia the one the bible references was a weather god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174538
I'm not arguing, I'm saying that she's a bird, not an angel
Calm down, friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174539
Well, of course, but the generic Encyclopedia girls, what's that about?

Or is this just another mod story somebody made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174540
>The one the bible references
>Not remember the GOLDEN CALF on Mt. Sinai

Pretty memorable moment what with angry Moses breaking the original ten commandments in ragemode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174547
>Moses goes and gets precious artifact from the admin, a sticky saying what to and not to do.
>Comes back and finds his home thread is full of shitposters and hijackers.
>Deletes sticky posts out of rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174547
>Baal Zebul
>Being a golden-garbed Holstaurus
I'd be down for it.
Certainly better than the other incarnation of Baal that we have now...that being Beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174547
You wut? The golden calf had NOTHING to do with Baal, the golden calf was something Aaron and moses dumbass sister came up with. Baal was reffered to more as a fishman and didn't show up until later when the Phillistines where a thing. If it weren't for wikipedia we wouldn't be having this conversation I was going to make Baal a Sanguihan(or however you spell it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174555
That's Sahuagin.

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnant Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174545
It's a mod

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174573
Damn.
I knew things were beginning to be too good this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174565
Look very strange, considering their usual fighter's physique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174565
Saving endangered species, one dicking at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174578
>Not wanting your jinko to blush with embarrassment and chuff when you rub her pregnant belly.

>>13174580
My man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174576
It's actually pretty good for a mod though.

[Anonymous No.]

As the shit storm in /a/ is happening over EMG. I think that the animeonlyfags that will come here will be filtered in someway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174592
I guess the /a/utists are at it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174597
What're they talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174592
>>13174597
>>13174600


>Go over to /a/ for the first time in months to check out EMG news
>They're blaming us for their problems

What? Who even goes to those threads besides Hound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174592
>>13174597
>>13174600
They call it the KC /a/rmy vs. /jp/tards. They're expecting people from here to raid their threads..as well as dreading the reactions from newcomers and people familiar only with the anime.

Honestly, their elitism is really showing this time around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174592
>keep shitting all over /jp/
Why are they blaming us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174602
What? Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174605
Considering that they compared /jp/ to bronies, it's safe to assume that they see us as some sort of extreme that they refuse to associate with.

That, or they're /a/ssholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174602
You're joking. I've been in those EMG threads since yesterday when the announcement dropped
You're doomsaying. It's just one guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174604
>They're expecting people from here to raid their threads
That's actually surprisingly funny, considering we were all worried about the same thing from them.
Truly, both sides are worrying too much.

[Anonymous No.]

They're also whining about the anime designs.

I look at a side-by-side, and they barely look different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174609
What the hell's their problem? We sure as hell aren't as extreme as we were when we were on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174612
They're shitting over papi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174610
I'm not doomsaying anything. I'm just astounded that any of them would think anyone here would ever give a fuck about their threads. We can talk about everything they talk about here and more.

>>13174612
They've definitely been moeified a bit. But I'm reserving judgement until I see a trailer or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174616
Yeah well...fuck them.
Papi is pure love.

She's a Wurm in a harpy's body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174612
We were saying the same thing here. Hell, both parties have been saying they look off since the day it was announced
Personally, I'm waiting to see what they look like in motion. Then I'll rate

[Anonymous No.]

MFW watching the train wreck that will result from this, because both sides are full of "that guy".

I don't even care anymore. Burn threads burn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174612
Miia looks a little stretched IMO, but honestly I don't see any issues.

They can't seem to get past Cerea's nipples, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174617
>Moeified a bit
A very tiny bit. It doesn't even seem like that to me, just seems a bit altered for whatever studio is doing it, based on their style.

Their faces are a bit longer. That's literally the only major difference I can see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174616
Ass not fat enough, my only complaint. I like the "Barbie" faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174622
They kinda do need to...not have Cerea's nipples be so erect.
She's a lady. Not some strumpet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174622
Well here's a recent development
Papi has thumbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174619
Apparently they're shitting over her anime design
>>>/a/122449961

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174629
Took me a bit to catch that one, I'll admit.

[Anonymous No.]

/a/ has shit taste, in other news water is wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>People getting upset over a shitty harem
You guys, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174629

That's not recent. She's always had them. You can see her using them to play Wii with Suu from forever ago in the manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174632
>/a/ is full of elitist shits who hate fun.
>In other news, it rains in Seattle.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to share body heat with a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174640
Even a vanilla lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174640
Mm-hmm~.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174643
But.. that's a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174635
Oh shit, I forgot about that.
>>13174640
>Lamia Cuddles
You have excellent taste anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174629
What?

[Anonymous No.]

A nerdy Dragon says the only way she'll date you is if you beat Meat Circus in Psychonauts without dying once.

Can you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174642
Especially a vanilla lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174645
Just roll with it, anon.
She's going through a very tough time in her life where she's not sure what she is.

[Anonymous No.]

Your two daughterus came up to you and asked you which one is better, Keynesian or Classical Economics.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174650
Sure, but, is she can't beat MGR on reveangance difficulty with no upgrades I get her hoard.

captcha umbasa

Holy shit. Is it time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174628
But she never wears a bra.
Yes, this is due to none fitting her, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174654
I don't know fucking economics, I'm a goddamn landscaper.

>>13174656
Fuck that! Best girl time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174654
Tell them I don't know, I'm a computer major, not an economist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174650
Apparently I now have a Dragon with good taste in my metaphorical pocket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174654
Tell them I have no idea. I'm a doctor, not an economist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173706

The MG you personally waifu comes to murder you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174650
Deal. Shit's easy as fuck post-patch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174669
It has to be pre-patch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174654
I'm an intergalactic warlord, not an economist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174654
Tell them to go ask their danuki mother, and remind them that if your business sense was actually good they might not have been born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174654
Which is the one which Spice and Wolf was about?
Keynesian?
Let's go with Keynesian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174659
I haven't played the second DaS. Is the Exhalt a demon like MiB?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174668
That'd be so depressing I'd kill myself before she gets the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174670
FUCKING IMPOSSIBRU
She's gotta prove to me that SHE can do it before laying that kind of ultimatum on me.
I swear to god, if her plan was actually to seduce me with nerdy shit she won't be walking straight for a month.
Neither will I, but probably worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA0zwhnW3OM
What would the undead waifus think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174668
There's no seducing her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174668
I am so fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174654
Hand them grandpa's macroeconomic primer for children and let them decide for themselves. Since my dad is an economist.

Then we have a long talk about methods to fight inflation and why the Federal Reserve has been fucking savers with a rake for most of the last decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174668
>Cmere, I'm gonna murdalize yo-zzzzzzzz
I don't think I have much to worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174678

You wouldn't even have the time if it was a Kunoichi, Girtablilu or Mantis after you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174679
She can do it. She can do it inebriated.
If you can't do it she'll force you to eat her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174677
Who? If you're talking about the Emerald Herald then no, she's a bland character that's a shitty attempt at capturing the magic of MiB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174668
I'd probably just lay there, empty eyes and a dull smile as she chokes or cuts me or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174693
That's right. I got confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174692
So, beat it and she dates you. Lose and you skip to giving her oral...

Is there supposed to be a downside here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174668
Well, I guess today bitches die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174687

>While sleep walking she wildly swings a knife around.
>This would be adorable if she wasn't trying to kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174698
No problem, she's a very forgetful character, fucking have to mash through a wall of text in order to get to level up while MiB did her chant while you did all that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174634
Yeah, if you've seen one, you've seen them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174692
I see no downsides here.
If I lose, will she leglock my head until she's satisfied?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174700
It only goes as far as oral.
With the date there's the possibility to go all the way.
You just want to eat her out, or do you want a chance at cuddlefucking and spooning later?

[sentinel_ No.]

got back from an 11 hour workday and did a bit of basic shading

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174634
I wish it was only about Miia and the MC having wacky adventures with the rest.

Harems are shit, but the comic still manages to be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174710
It just hit me that we're gonna see animated Suu in this. Holy shit.
>Animated Suu
>Animated Kii
>Animated Tio
>Animated Manako
>Animated EVERYONE
Holy shit, I can't believe I'm so hyped over a guilty pleasure like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174710
>EMG
>Good.

My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174716
What if Suu is some terribly made 3DCGI?

>>13174718
pssssh..... kid...............

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173042
Wizards no sense of right or wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Monitoring the /a/ thread. I see lots of trolling about moeblobs making a resurgence. I guess that's the new angle to say the show is shit? Anything they can come up with I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174668
She's welcome to try, but she'll have to get past my attack animals first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174728
>Anything they can come up with I guess.
All they really have to say that it's harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174668
I would tell her that i was happy to be killed by her. I hope she sees me with dead eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174733
Do you think they'd regret it at all anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174688
What about a lamia or a dragon?

I'd just slice my throat or put a bullet in my brain if running away/hiding isn't enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174733
Don't forget to make some good death sounds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldNSMnEeKio

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174732
That's low level though. Do you really think the /a/ troll brigade is really going to be that dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174738
Considering their ongoing paranoia over a possible /jp/ raid, I think they could be dumber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174668
Oh thank God, I've never had the courage to bite the bullet myself.

God my waifu is so perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174744
Is your waifu a dark matter or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174748
No, why?

[Anonymous No.]

I posted >>13173706 because I'm a cynical piece of shit but >>13174668 made me feel terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174755
The image just kinda made it seem like it was something of that caliber is all.

[Anonymous No.]

Pfft, they're bitching about us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174763
As long as they keep it over there.
What specifically?

[Anonymous No.]

>talking to friends
>post a monster girl story
>"monstergirls in real life would be horrifying"
>"girls in real life would be horrifying"

man having friends is so great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174763

No it's literally the same two faggots circlejerking there then coming here to repeat the process before going back and looping. No one fucking cares about your forced thread drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174768
>"monstergirls in real life would be horrifying"
>"girls in real life would be horrifying"
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174727
>Big muscled matriarch with graying hair.

>Starts shouting at cadets who "aren't pulling their weight."

>One asks why they have to listen to her.

>"Because I'm the biggest" she responds, something their young minds easily understand.

>Put a little something in her evening water that night.

>Wakes up the next morning feeling better than she has in years, only to turn to the mirror and see that she looks like she's ten.

>Is retired from active duty and moved to administrative work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174769
Man. Somebody really has it out for monstergirl threads in a bad way.

Someone must've had their parents killed by them as a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174768
I feel like I've heard this argument before.

>3D = shit
>2D = shit, no different from 3D

It's like everyone suddenly went full Bizarro all of a sudden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174727

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174779
Or, you know, it's people looking to get a laugh, not necessarily targeting anything specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174779
Is it wrong that I'm slightly disappointed that Shitposter-kun is seemingly still alive and well?
That delusional fuck seriously pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174780
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174784
I still convinced it's FoolzFaggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174784
He did kind of ruin our fun once before.
And who knows, he could be looking to do it again, by the looks of it.

So you're not alone in that sentiment, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Night everyone

Remember don't burn down the thread, otherwise you'd make the baby wurms sad.


You don't want them to be sad do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174792
Of course I do Average.

They're too stupid to remember it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174785
The M.O. of a particular poster who's been targeting waifu and Amagami threads. Insisting that all women, regardless of dimension, are cucks. That having an attraction to the opposite sex in general is asking to be cheated on, then passing his mentality off as 'common logic'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174764
Ah you know, how this place is full of autists. How we'll ruin their threads and jacking off to the mod who kicked us here where we belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174789
Remember the whole "personal army" shit he tried to pull? That was some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174678
>>13174684
>>13174697
>>13174733
>Monsters invade earth, and start killing off the population
>Army starts to evacuate the area, tell everyone to pack a bag and
>As you're finishing up, you hear screams and gunshots outside
>They're here.
>You panic and try to escape you hear the door break down and a few monstergirl soldiers walk in
>One of them of your waifu, the species you always loved, the one you wanted to live a happy life with
>Your heart freezes as the soldiers surround you and knock you down
>Your waifu looks you over with a cold uncaring look
>" You guys had the last ones, he's mine"
>The others hold you down as your waifu rapes you, snickering at your hurt expression
> After a while, she finishes and slides of you with a soft moan
>As she picking up her gun she whispers something into your ear
>"I think it's a waste to kill a cutie like you, but I have to do this. Thanks or the fun time"
>She then puts a bullet into your head.

I just made myself sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174796
I don't know what's worse, that harem anime shitposter that likes to target the DxD threads or him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174793
You monster!

Don't you see them?
It's like you told them Santa isn't real and took their candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174796
Oh, I've seen many claim that somehow 2D girls would never do that, while all 3DPD girls will always cheat on you given the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174801
Fuck you I ain't going out like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174801
While she's raping me I'd swallow that cyanide pill I had hidden under a fake tooth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174799
I stand by my reasoning that /a/ is a silly place.

>>13174792
Don't worry, the baby hinezumi are sleeping. Wait, where did the baby dragon go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174811
She's eating chocolate coins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174801
Implying I wouldn't have at least one firearms on my person, ready to be used, if not more.

That scenario is classic Beta bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174813
But it's not snack time now! Oh, her mother is going to be sore when she picks her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174654
Which ever one is not the retarded one. I remember one was retarded and the other one wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174806
I've seen many with the 3DPD mentality as well. It's just...a little unsettling seeing someone extend that train of thought to 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spoil by Dragon Daughteru by feeding her lots of Chocolate Coins and other sweets!

Dragon Daughterus are just too cute not to spoil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174817
She won't be too sore. She'll just give her daughter a raspberry.

[Anonymous No.]

>Date: Efritsday the 19th

>Today, Grace came by my house the day I was sick. She was so happy that she barged into the house with her doggy bag of medicine and groceries. I could tell she wanted to have a field day with taking care of me.

>I felt like shit, lying in this bed with my nose and throat all stuffed up. But I appreciated her company. She even made stew for me, even sat up and spoonfed me and everything. I told her it was unnecessary at first, but she just wouldn't listen. With that beaming look in her eyes, I suppose it couldn't have been helped. Still, it was delicious. I was actually happy she took the time to make something like it.

>Still, I felt guilty that I sneezed while she was so close to me. I tried not to, but when she said, "Say 'Ah,'" I tried to cover myself, but I couldn't do it in time. I'm sure her catching the flu a few days later was no ordinary coincidence. She called me this morning, telling me how she had fallen ill. There's no way I was anything but the first person she called to tell about it.

>Still, I'm happy she feels that way. I suppose I'll have to stop by the store on the way. I can't show up to her house empty-handed, I'm sure.


You will never have a Wurm read the journal in your room while you're not looking. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13173706
>>13174668
>>13174733
>inb4 VanillaWashing

>MGs invade
>Tentative excitement at first
>Usual xenophobes vs. xenophiles stuff
>Then the murders begin
>Escalating into all-out riots and raids
>Lived your whole life isolated from such violence
>Sure, it happens, but not to you, right?
>Then you hear the news of MG sightings around your area
>The bodies begin to pile up
>Then it happens, late one night
>It starts with a banging on your door near midnight
>Oh Fuck Oh Fuck
>Try and find a place to hide
>Barely make it before you hear the door crack and get smashed in
>Hiding in a closet or some shit, hoping that whoever's invaded your home doesn't find you
>Hear footsteps wandering around outside, seemingly passing by the closet
>You think you hear them leave
>You let out a sigh of relief
>Then, at all once, an arm smashes through the closet door, grabs you by the collar, and yanks you out
>You're roughly thrown to the ground
>Look up and behold your assailant
>The exact sort of Monster Girl you'd always imagined in your dreams, called "Your Waifu"
>Glaring down at you with hateful, disgusted eyes, and a twistedly amused sneer
>Try and get away, but she's ontop of you in an instant, straddling and pinning you down, her hands, claws, paws, whatever, grasping at your throat
>"Did you think I couldn't smell you, cowering in your filthy little hovel? Did you think I'd just leave you alone? That I'd stand to let even one of you miserable, disgusting creatures live another day?"
>There's a madness in her eyes as as she squeezes tighter around your neck
>Choking the life out of you in sputters, eyes tearing up from the pain as you gaze up at her
>She's staring down into your eyes as the light fades from them while she squeezes ever tighter
>The last conscious thought you have then, gazing up at her
>'At least I got to see her...'

No idea if I'm anywhere close to the text limit, so I'll just continue in another post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174821
She's gonna get chubby if you do that Anon, who will she terrorize if she's chubby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174821
Spoiling children makes them rotten.
My dragon daughter would have to earn them from the Jar of Spoils that I keep on top of the fridge by completing challenges..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174801
>"I think it's a waste to kill a cutie like you, but I have to do this. Thanks or the fun time"
>faintly smile
>"It was always my dream to live a happy life with a girl like you. Now that you exist, I wasn't expecting reality to be such a bitch."
>she hesitates for a second while holding a gun to your head
>fires, killing you instantaneously
>she's left with an empty feeling the rest of her existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174826
Ice cream van.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174821
Spoiling children makes them rotten.
My dragon daughter would have to earn them from the Jar of Spoils that I keep on top of the fridge by completing challenges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174801
>>13174668
>>13173706
You see this shit? This is why we need paladins. You give up and die, I'm getting me some monster skulls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174830
>Chubby dragon sitting upon a tipped over I cream truck while munching icecream

Adorable but I think that's just going to make things worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174822
Well, okay. But tell me if you see that chimera girl, she used her magic to turn invisible and now I can't find her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174826
She'll be terrorizing my heart, since she'll be my big cute dragon daughteru who, if she's good, will get plenty of kisses and cuddles!

>>13174827
>>13174831
She's too cute and too sweet to be rotten though. If she did act mean though, I'd give her the Milk Chocolate instead of the regular though.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you, guys. You're getting me all teary-eyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174840
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174840
Have a tissue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174833
It's not like she'll get into fight with a chubby Jinko kid over the ice cream spoils.

>>13174836
Just feel around or pick up her teddy bear, she'll come running if you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174840
Gaylord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174845
>>13174838
>Chubby dragon and jinko team up to pillage a candy store

>try to sneak in through windows, get stuck


I hope you are read to explain to your wife why her daughter is getting so chubby.

It's just improper for a dragon to be her size.


Why back in her day ------

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174852
>Waifu used to be as chubby when she was that age
>Her parents still show you photos of her while chuckling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174856
>"So what motivated her to lose her weight?"
>"We showed her our Cait Sith and asked if she wanted to have that kind of future. Needless to say she didn't."
>Cait Sith Pillow mumbles in the corner
>"It's a livin'."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174824
>Surprisingly, you wake up with a slight start
>Was it all just a dream? No, a nightmare, rather?
>The pounding headache, and soreness both on the outside and inside of your throat would seem to indicate that, no, it was not
>Hear voices coming from somewhere outside
>Get up, and sneak towards the voices
>Peek around a corner
>Spot the "Waifu" who choked you out, speaking with a couple of other Monsters
>Can't quite make out what they're saying, but eventually the others leave
>She turns back around and heads back to your home
>Dart back to your room before she can spot you
>Climb back into bed, cover yourself up, try and look like you hadn't gotten up
>Hear her footsteps enter your room, stepping up to your bed
>You tense up as you feel her hand touch your face
>Slowly relax when she just pets your cheek, nothing more
>She leaves again
>Later hear banging, like a hammer
>Sit up and wait for her to come back
>When she does, you're surprised to find her carrying what looks like a bowl of soup
>She doesn't seem all that surprised you're awake
>She offers you the soup
>Just stare at her, eyes as dead as when she was choking you out
>She flinches slightly, setting it aside
>She pulls up a chair and sits with you, and starts to talk
>She explains about her, the other Monsters, what they're doing, and more
>They've been taught, trained even, for much of their lives
>To hate humans, think nothing of killing them, to take glee in it in fact
>And so they were unleashed upon the world to do just that
>She recounts a few that she had already slain before coming to you, sparing you the more gruesome details
>And then she gets to you. How she'd tried to kill you, something in your dying eyes made her hesitate for the first time
>She hesitated, and stopped herself short of doing more than just knocking you out
>She isn't even sure why
>But for the first time, she feels regret, sadness at her actions
>She gets up, reaching towards you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174824

>Even as she chokes the life out of you she can't but find it strange how you seem almost satisfied about something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174861
>The young Dragon proceeds to use the Cait as a hippity hop
>It mewls in pain with each hop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174866
>But for some reason it never loses its blush

[Anonymous No.]

Want to know what you call an amputee holstaurus?
Ground beef

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174863
Kinda cliché but still sweet. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174869
>"It's-AH!-a livin'-NGHG!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174872
Fucking Bourbon

You're dead remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzk7-W2mckI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174872
That was dull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174872
That joke was soy unfunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw before going to sleep I managed to create shitstorm with a single post without even trying
I feel like my jew powers are rising

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174863
>You'll never start a revolution to take down the cruel demon lord who teaches monstergirls to hate humans.
>You'll never fight alongside your waifu for the future of humans and monsters
>You'll never install your waifu as the new demon lord and lead the monstergirls to a new age of peace and love alongside her.
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174883
What was the Jabberwock doing when she kept telling jokes long after everyone told her she was unfunny?

She was Dragon it on.

[Anonymous No.]

>Uh oh, your vampire daughter has been sneaking into your wife's wine supply when the two of you weren't looking!
How do you handle the situation anons?

And yes, she is underage.

[The Bastard of the Metro lives(...) No.]

>>13174878
How does your mouse girl feel after you give her a bath?
Squeaky clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174891
My dick's a better joke than the shit you just posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174887
What did the group of people tell the Lava Golem when she didn't share her snacks?
She was not being very Magmanimous

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174840
from what?

I still remember the thread almost a year ago now when many anons admitted crying.

[Anonymous No.]

How did Lala win the harem?
She got ahead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174885
What's your post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174890


How underage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174885
>And nobody is even cheering up from the Wurm thing.
Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174872
What do you get when you cross an angry weresheep with a moody holstaur?
A monstergirl in a baaaaaaad moooood

[Anonymous No.]

How did the cat girl win over MC?
She was a cheetah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174900
She's 14

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174856
>>13174861

>"Stop giving her cookies mom, she's gonna look like kitty if you do that"

>"Oh hush, a grandma can spoil her grand kids. Besides you were bigger than her any ways"

>Dragon waifu blushes in embarrassment as she walks into the living room "I was not!"

>Kate "Kitty" the Cait Sith, who recently reached beanbag chair status, smiles as waifu walks in, Daughteru sitting on her belly and munching a cookie

>"Well if it isn't thunder thighs the destroyer! I see you're still raiding the ice cream truck. Tell me, were'd you get those jeans? I need some new pants and you look about my size

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174908
Oh please, I've started drinking when I was 13.

I don't recommend it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174863
Fuck it the all spoiler thing is stupid.

>You flinch back as she nears
>She hesitates for a moment, but lunges in regardless
>This is it.
>But she doesn't wrap her hands around your throat
>She loops her arms around your neck, just tight enough to pull you in, embracing you
>You can hear her let out a couple faint sobs, whispering an apology to you
>She pulls away almost as quickly, no sign of any tears in her eyes
>She tells you that you should eat the soup she made, before leaving you alone again
>You hear the banging of a hammer again, and find that she's been fixing up the doors she broke
>Days go by, the monsters leaving your town
>You're not sure how many other survivors there are
>But she remains with you, rather than moving on with the other raiders
>You don't know what excuse she gave
>You don't really care
>Here you are, trapped in your own home, with a woman who tried to kill you
>Not a whole lot to do
>You're in no mood for games
>All that's on TV are a few straggling newscasts about the ever rising death count
>So, not much to do but talk with your "House Guest"
>She tells you of the world she's from, her education, indoctrination, upbringing, whatever
>And her life outside of it
>And occasionally, she asks about you as well
>She seems to grow increasingly curious about you as you answer her queries
>She cooks for you sometimes. Not always, but sometimes
>A few times she asks you to cook for her, saying she'd like to try something you made
>Just go along with it
>Still no light to your eyes
>Like a zombie really, just not out-right undead
>This woman tried to kill you, after all
>Awkward does not begin to describe the feeling that hangs between you, perpetually
>The constant, nagging fear that at any moment, she'll grow bored of whatever amusement she's finding in you, and will snap your neck like a twig, finishing what she began
>But she never does

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174906
Where does Mero keep her money?
In the river bank

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174909
>The words get to her and she eats a gallon of ice cream in the bathroom while crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174908
I honestly don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a lamia without an eye?
a lama

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174911
>Eventually, a day comes when she says she's leaving
>Something wells up inside of you
>Hope that you'll yet survive? Happiness that she's leaving? Disappointment that she's leaving? You don't know
>The feeling doesn't go away when she says that you're coming with her
>And so she whisks you away to whatever world her kind came from
>Smuggling you, really
>There may be others like her, who had a change of heart
>But she can't know how many
>You don't even know if any other humans beside yourself have survived, whether by luck or a similar strange stroke of mercy
>Eventually, you find yourself in whatever home your "Waifu" might have back in her world
>She seems nervous, telling you to make yourself at home
>In her home now.
>She begins to cook for you more often, taking care of you more than before
>You hear her apologize to you often
>You still have trouble feeling anything towards her but the sensation of her hands around your neck
>You don't know if you'll ever forgive her
>Ever feel some semblance of trust towards her
>But there's something in her eyes as she stares at you sometimes
>Something about your would-be murderer as she holds you some nights, petting your head
>Something that tells you, maybe this, maybe she, isn't so bad
>That maybe, things will be alright

And that's all I've got. Don't even know where all that came from. Should try and put this energy towards actually writing something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174923
Charon, dearest. I'm going to punch you in the face until you really do look like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174914
>"Honey, you need to come out."

>"I don't wanna, she's just gonna call me fat again."

>"We're at our house, can't reach you h- Baby? What are you doing with those boxes"

>"Kitty said mommy was gonna need a bigger den because her butt was too big! Imma make our house bigger!"

>Ice cream intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174926
Before going to bed, just wanted to let you know you made me shed a few tears. Thanks for warming my heart, really.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anon, what do you want for your soul?

[Anonymous No.]

You and your wife notice that your loving daughter is getting closer to her teen years that she is getting more and more aggressive ,and before long your wife realizes the time has come.

You , your loving wife , and your daughter all get dressed up and head to the local shrine where the Kitsune-kami has prepared a special seal for your daughter.
The Fox Goddess performs a coming of age ceremony for your ushi-oni daughter.
This is the day she stops being your loving little daughter and becomes a young woman.

After her ceremony, you all go out to celebrate and everywhere she goes, she shows off her new seal as a symbol of pride.

You fell a little sad ..your daughter is growing up now .....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174934
Well, thanks for saying that anon. Glad I accomplished something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174939
I want to kiss your tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174934
>shedding tears

You faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174933
That poor poor ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174940
The thing about Ushi-Oni is that you need to live on the ground floor.
>>13174943
Okay, but no tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174939
Sorry lady, can't sell it.


Eat that whole CC cake in the back and we can date but I can't sell my soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174947
I'll only use my tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174944
>being dead inside
You poor bastard,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174939
Yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174939
Fuck off you blueberry life leech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174926
>ruining good suffering story with this shit
And you ask why sunshinefags are hated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174940
Did she use her special Kitsune-kami underwear for the seal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174949
But anon, that's...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174939
Eternal Emotional Suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174954
>Stop liking what I don't like!
>Nice Meme
>You don't have an argument and are just mad.

yadda yadda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174945
You know, that, aside from the massochism, head scratches, and occasional "massage chair" days, is probably all the Cait Sith has to look forward too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174954
Hah. Called it, right in the first post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174926

>Until somehow words gets out that your waifu smuggled a human to their world...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174967
Private litter box moments too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174967
What about cat nip breaks and laser pointers?
>Dragon daughter gets laser pointer and uses it near tub Cait
>It tries to roll over towards it and smack at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174977
I've used laser pointers on cats before, and found that one Turkish Angora attacked the pointer itself rather than chasing the laser. Knocked it out of my hand he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174971
You and her against the world.

As you flee for your lives, roaming from place to place, managing whatever meager existence you can, do you think you'd help? Would you try and live with her, journeying together, growing closer as you fight against the forces that would destroy you? Or would you simply be dead weight, waiting for the day when you're both killed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174987
My cat's smart as hell and knows all about the pointer, my other one actually doesn't care for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>While I enjoy this glass of wine I want you to entertain me boy, and it had better be good.

What would you do to entertain her anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174999
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175005
Handstands and cartwheels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175005
Eating her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175005
Knock Knock Jokes!

>>13175012 This too I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174934
You have got to be kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

It is that time again!!!!

I have asked many different questions from what MGs are on your top 5 and many more

Now comes:
You have someone through luck or skill managed to find toe MG of your desires and have successfully dated for a while and have decided to advance to a more serious relationship.

Bringing her home to meet Mom and Dad and the rest of the family (if applicable ) .

How would they react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174977
>Daughteru plays with Cait Sith.

>Gets out of breath in only five minutes

>As she's panting Daughteru asks her a question?

>"How did Grammy and Pappy meet you?"

>Cait Sith gives an embarrassed smile "Well, I tried something stupid to your grandpa back in the day that backfired pretty badly. Figured I could get close to him."

>Dragon Daughteru cocks her head to the side "Does that mean you were almost my Grammy?"

>Cait Sith goes quiet for a bit, a complicated look on her face. "Maybe, who knows. Not like he'd be interested now, not with this " she waves at he face "and this "pats her big Buddha belly.

>She lays back and looks at the ceiling "whatever, he still keeps me around and gives a scratch every now and then. Better than nothing."

>Daughteru looks at Cait Sith for a second "I think you'd make a great Grammy. You should try again with him!"

>Cait Sith gives a pained look at those words "Your sweet kid but...I dunno...."


>she goes quite again before a small look of hope shines on her face "Maybe I should, I do know a girl who could give a shave and good facial, if you know what I mean. Although getting your grandma onboard and losing this belly are another story."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174988

I'd do whatever the hell I could!

PEACEFUL DAYS DIED

LET'S SURVIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174926
>changing her mind just because
>god knows how many men she murdered herself
>smuggling you into a world of killer monsters on the off chance there might be some like her

Congratulations, this is the dumbest shit I have read in these threads in a long time, and I was here for the frankestein we made using the EMG girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175024
>Mom dies from fear because IT'S A FUCKING DRAGON
>Dad asks if we do that stuff with the pantyhose and muzzle
>big brother tries to pretend he's unfazed
>big sister freaks out because she realizes I'm not a little boy anymore, but doesn't care about the Dragon
>nephew and niece ask to see her spit acid
I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175024
>Mom
Dead
>Dad
Dead to me
>Rest of the Family
I have a few aunts and uncles, along with cousins, I suppose?
Most of my family is pretty chill. We don't really talk about politics or any such that often, but my general impression is that those my age have similar basic beliefs, while the older ones are progressive, with only the sort of slow-minded innocence you expect from older generations holding them back.

So, all in all, I don't foresee any big issues or anything...hopefully they'd just be happy I'm happy?

[Anonymous No.]

Homeworld is really fun, huh? Would you follow a mysterious beacon to your ancient home world and meet MGs in space along the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175029
Are we being nice to the bean bag chair?

[Anonymous No.]

Oomukade confesses to you, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175024
>Dad
Drunkard wouldn't notice
>Mom
Dead
>Brothers
One would be jealous because he also likes MGs and the others wouldn't care because liquor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175024
inb4
>well at least you're not gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175024
>Always new you liked cats son, also knew you were a bit off.


They'd probably be happy that I found a girl, rest of the family wouldn't mind either. We're cat people so a Chechire probably would be pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175090
Cook pasta so all she spilled will be less noticeable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175044
>Just because
Eh, I was trying to go with the idea that, whatever emotions you might've had regarding your idealization of her before your encounter somehow got across to her as she looked into the fading light of your eyes, along with your lack of resistance, where-as every previous victim of hers would've just met her with the venom and violent counter-attacks she'd been trained to expect.

>On the off chance there might be some like her
Actually she was smuggling you, rather than just walking through with you, because she didn't know how many were like her. There might be some, sure, but she can't take that chance.

The actual purpose of it was that she knew she had to go back, and thought, for whatever reason, that you might be safer with her, hidden away in her home.

Just trying to explain my logic for it. Sorry you thought it was dumb anon.
>Dumber than EMG Frankenstein
Ow. That hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175090
Tell her to get rid of either the poison or the stingers so I can impregnate her properly then raise the child in a good house-hold with her as my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175024
I guess mom would be fine with her, dad might not like it is as much. My younger sister would probably make fun of me behind my back,
but my older sister might get along with her,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175081
At least give her the make over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175024
>Hinezumi
Well, my mom will have someone shorter than her, that'll make her happy. Eldest bro would be jealous, middle bro would think a kickass fire producing girl would be awesome and try to learn martial arts from her before quitting after a few days when he finds out only I can use fire fist style, and my father is dead to me so whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175104
Fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175090
Tell her to met me behind the gym. so she can watch me fuck my real girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175118
>bullying an Oomukade
She will eat yo babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175081
Who knows, maybe she gets a happy ending as a tubby werecat after shedding some pounds and undergoing some magical shaving/plastic surgery

Maybe she drops it and finds out that Grammy and Pappy are considering a water bed.

I personally don't know, I should have gone to bed an hour ago.

I'm going with the former ending.

Night all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175090
KISSU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175125
>Werecat
She'd get belly rubs then for being a superior type of MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175123
She was born to be bullied, I'm just helping her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175135
No anon. The Cyclops was born to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175143
You're wrong too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175090
Get my flamethrower ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175146
Fine, then let's bully Alps.
>>13175147
THE EDGE! THE EDGE OF IT ALL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175143
Both of them are smelly dorks anyway. They don't even deserve the dick, just to be teased and left alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175134
She just wanted you Anon.

Sure, she went about it all wrong but she stayed and let you do those things to her because it was as close as she could get to you.

Well, that and the fact that she couldn't move faster than a slow waddle after a while.

shes willing to change those bits you don't like Anon, even if it means she looks like a regular Werecat of

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175024

I can't imagine it going to badly. Mom would likely say things that would embarrass me or some such.They might raise an eyebrow curiously at her very long hair and if she used her hair to grab something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175090
Boost eachother's self-confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175151
>you are edgy for not liking hideous bug with countless legs and who also likes to hook her partners on some kind of magical drug poison
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175134
Well, there's a lot of belly to rub because what you and your waifu did doesn't burn off that easily, if at all.

At least MOMANO MANA probably kept her face free so she isn't sporting jowls to rival a bulldog

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175165
But it's mean to burn people alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175172
>people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175177
Saw it coming.

You could at least TRY to be creative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175177
The edge... the edge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175179
It's 4:00 am, just fapped, can't be bothered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175180
Praise me more sempai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175189
So badass, too! Surely this is The One!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175193
I think I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174863

>It took a few weeks for humanity to get it's shit together, but necessity forced the death of old rivalries and the signing of new treaties.
>'The Last Coalition' some call it.
>Mass conscription on a global scale is now a thing.
>Within a month, the Monster hordes now find themselves up against the coordinated efforts of a united Earth.
>Magic, which had been their trump card in the beginning, is countered by technology and mass production.
>The one-sided slaughter they'd been enjoying abruptly becomes a stalemate.
>A small trickle of fear seeps into their ranks as they slowly come to realize that Humanity won't go down nearly as quietly as they'd assumed.
>Over the next ten years, Humanity slowly begins grinding them back as even more monsters flood through the portal to check their advance.
>Then one day, it happens.
>Their world, you learn, had long had a problem with overpopulation.
>A problem the Demon Lord had hoped to correct by conquering Earth and settling her people on it.
>Though it wasn't what she had in mind, the meat-grinder that Earth became solved that problem anyway.
>She closes the portal.
>Left for dead, the battered and bloodied monster army realizes that they're now trapped on this rock with no supplies or reinforcements against an enemy they know for a fact will fight to the death.
>Humanity, for it's part, is exhausted. Ten years of uninterrupted global war had left their cities, economy and planet in ruins and an entire generation of men decimated.
>For the first time, there's diplomacy.
>And then an Armistice.
>Now, less than a week afterward, as a veteran Coalition soldier patrolling one of the new refugee camps (or 'Monster Girl Cities', as the troops refferred to them), you can't help but say to yourself...
>"Where the hell do we go from here?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175203
You know what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175210
How many kids do you want me to put in you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175205
Nice MGC back story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175217
Tongues don't make babies, dumb-dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175210
Sit here and wait for my blowjob? Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175226
I know, which is I'm using MY DICK. I hope you like anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175231
It's rude to keep a nice lady waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175240
You know what else is rude? Keeping me waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175210

I hope you're ready, bitch, I'm gonna gently entwine my fingers with yours while I softly plant kisses along your neck, savouring your warmth and softness and force you to orgasm from my tender, but passionate lovemaking in the missionary position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175251
Don't be selfish anon, just a few minutes of using your tongue and then you'll get your blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175258
Why do the Elves always get the good stuff and the Mice don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175259
No.

We either play by my rules, or we don't play at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175271
Don't be like that anon, don't you want to make others happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175278
If by "others" you mean me, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175281
By others I mean that elf lady who agreed to have blow you. It'll be rude if you don't return the favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175281
Everything is in your mind, nothing is outside it so making others happy is making your mind happy is making you happy. Now get to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175290
Oh...In that case, the answer is no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175293
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13172329
Fit Kitsune
Hefty Ryu
Short Manticore

Well this will be interesting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175264

Because Mice have to be properly romanced first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175297

Couldn't you two just... sixty-nine and both be happy with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175313
69 is shit because both people have to exert effort.

Oral is supposed to be relaxing for someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175304
This guy knows his stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175304
>>13175325
Complete and Annotated Guide to Maus Courting when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174030
Fuck, man. I just woke up so I'm late, but Lich love too good.

And I'm glad the adventurer got what they deserved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175321
I reject your madness.

[Anonymous No.]

TREMBLE MORTAL, AND DESPAIR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175350
Not exactly the type to endue trembling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175353
DO YOU NOT SEE SHE HAS ENOUGH MAGICAL POWER TO DEFY GRAVITY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175355
But she's a lamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175357
No bully pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175358
Someone's getting their fire blown out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175362
>killing the chuuni lamp
You're the villain around here, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175365
I'm the man who's trying to sleep while some asshole lights up my entire fucking house

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175370
>trying to sleep
You're on the internet, anon. You're not trying to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know, I got volume 6 of Monster Musume a couple days ago. Had an omake I couldn't recall reading before.

Just a single page. Darling getting pissed off at Lala.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175374
And it's hard to fall asleep when shitlords with burning candles wander around inside my house keeping me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175377
You could just get yourself a Dark Matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175379
Wouldn't a krakken ink lamp work just as well for chasing away light?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175321
This nigger gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175392
But 69 is the best, anon,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175350
I love lamp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175396
>they orgasm when their their teeth are near your genitals
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175205
>alien monsters invade earth ruthlessly killing and slaughtering people with joy
>after years of genocide humanity strikes back
>with the closed portal, remaining monsters got demoralized and would probably kill themselves even without humans
>Hey, we don't care you killed half of the humanity and loved every second of it
>let's be friends :D
This is fucking stupid and you know it
>after years MGs integrate into human society
>portal open again
>integrated MGs start killing humans like the sleeping agents they are
>humans can't stand a chance because they got backstabbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175406
Seeing as how the person I'll be having sex with is a Dhampir, I think it'll just add another level of kink to our sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175409
Farmer and the viper to the max.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girls invade, bent on killing us
>A Salamander is the one that corners you
>You manage to best her in combat, but spare her life
>You're beat to shit anyways and you just don't have it in you to take a life
>"You're not going to finish it? This could cost you dearly you know."
"Hey I won so I get to decide the terms, right?"
>"I could stab you in the back when you least expect it, you know."
"That doesn't sound very honorable."
>"I'm going to fuck you until you regret this."
"I can live with that."

And then Anon fucked off innawoods with his new waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175409

Wasn't actually going for 'Hurdurr let's be friends', more; 'You litterally can't win now. We can drag this out for another decade or we can sit the fuck down and talk.'. Soldier guy isn't there to hand out blankets and food, he's enforcing an armistice.

And I highly doubt humans would be likely to forget about the Demon Lord and her portal. Mandatory military service, maintaining a massive standing army (of humans) and building up a colossal arsenal 'just in case' is probably the way they'd go.

Hugboxes gotta be earned through hard work, trust and effort, not handed out willy-nilly.

[Anonymous No.]

My sleep addled mind has me thinking that a vampire and a kumiho might have a classy conversation with each other over different flavors of blood. I should probably get some sleep.
Can't sleep, waifu will eat me. Can't sleep, waifu will eat me. Can't sleep, waifu will 'eat' me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175493
I would willingly fall asleep in a vampire's arms as they sucked my blood for their daily meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175493
>>13175495
Vampires are silly creatures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXQVW7ZYfE8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175406

You just made me cringe in phantom nad-pain.

Congrats, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175507
>she orgasms
>her mouth opens wide as she lets out one of those hentai orgasm screams
Why would you think she'd bite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175501
I'd let my vampire wife suck on any wounds I got, you bet your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175517
I wish I'd had found the scene with the loud slurping noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175517
They wouldn't suck on an open wound anon. They'd suck from their own bite-points, but not open wounds.

No, open wounds, I think they'd act more like an actual vampire bat. Licking and lapping at it. Tenderly, lovingly, in the case of a vampirefu.

Sounds nice to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175529
>classy Vampire lady
>"Licking and lapping at it"
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

How do MGs choose husband anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175548
Playfulness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175553
MG Xtreme Volley Ball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175548
Personality is a draw, and they have inbuilt radar of varying level that informs them of men's kinks. Stalking for a period of time improves accuracy and removes variables like other nearby men. Once the men have passed that, and are pleasant to the MG's senses (sight, smell, hearing, energy, etc) they will likely begin to court in their respective ways, be it rape or just asking them out on a date.
I would think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175548
The same way anyone is attracted to someone and falls in love.

Could be she just thinks you're really cute when she's milking your balls dry with her tailpussy. She's never had someone call her tail pretty before, either!

Maybe you meet a wolf girl who, contrary to what is expected of her, likes being indoors and doing indoor stuff. She's self-conscious and when someone talks to her and is genuinely non-judgmental and makes her feel safe, she opens up and falls in love.

It's possible that just spending time with you at work builds the flames of interest within the Jinko. She pays a little more attention to you and your withdrawn nature kindles an urge to pry you open and see what makes you tick. In doing so some kind of motherly instinct kicks in and she finds herself wanting to help you learn how to express yourself and gain confidence, first by prodding and teasing you so much you can't help but admit you like her. Then she'd gently take the lead and hold you with her big meaty paws as she claims your innocence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175537
>>13175529
>scrape
>and lick

[Anonymous No.]

>Daughteru has stuffed animal that she loves dearly
>One day she plays with it too hard and breaks it with her monster strength.
>She starts to cry.
>You take the animal and sew it back together
>You give it back to her freshly stuffed with new cotton, and she squeals with joy and hugs it.
What is the status of your heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175637
Disgruntled. Sewing sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175637
We need a picture of Junko cuddling with a Tigger plushie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175666

>Not some shotanon cuddling a giant Tigger plushee that's actually Junko in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175376
Scan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175691

>plushee,

Holy fuck, I need to go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175691
As you wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175483
Hugboxes are created through fear of mutual destruction.

[Anonymous No.]

Is your daughteru scared of alien abductions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175706
She always say that she will just burn them. Although she could create a fireball

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175716
They mostly abduct Holsts anyway. And Wurms, so they can probe their butts.

[Anonymous No.]

She always say that she will just burn them. Although she could barely create a fireball

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175722
Wait, is your daughteru some kind of witch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175666
Homeless kid Junko cuddling a plushie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175732
Dragon

>>13175734
11/10 would raise as my own

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175734
But she didn't get Tigger until as an adult.
>>13175738
Then why is she living in a house made of cardboard anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175740
She insist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175747
Why would she insist? If she insisted, she'd still be living under the slide. Obviously she wants better. Like that Wurm who kept her as a villainous cat to pet while making villainous speeches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175753
Well understanding kids is not my best suit, i bring her food two times a day,she seems happy with it so im fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Drawfags here! Taking only one request. We will take our time on it tho, might post on the next thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175826
This >>13175734 or >>13175666

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175826
Oomukade in a wedding dress
and no "left at the altar" bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Colour-Out-of-Space Girl look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174939
KFC and some sweet blue skin pussy from a succubus thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hire a monster girl maid. Then I want to be as distant as possible to her, slowly opening up.
I would become more and more cheerful the longer I am with her. She would begin seducing me and I would begin to have sexual urges. Everytime I have an overflowing amount of lust, I would masturbate. Then I would whip myself with a leather whip for being so sinful.
I would know that the maid was secretly watching me masturbate and whipping myself bloody everytime I masturbated. Then I would have a three day long fast, to cleanse the sin I had. She would be distraught and I would pretend that I didn't know that she was watching me.
I would do this until she simply cannot see the sight of me whipping myself and starving myself. She would rush into my room when I begin to whip myself and cry and plead for me to stop. She would then hug me. I would finally open up to her fully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13171279
Talkin about that.
Nothing new about "Night Terrors"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175826
You know we have a request thread right? http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175926
There was an update last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175914
I would then open up fully, regaining confidence and begin to love her. Hopefully she would already love me if not, I would try to get her to love me. I give her the most lavish care and affection in the world, making her feel like the most precious person in the entire world. Then I would just drop her, abandoning everything to live as a monk. Renouncing all earthly pleasures and materialism, I would barely live by and wearing only the most simplest of clothes. Like a monk robe. Hopefully she would be devastated and try to find me. Hopefully she's mad or disappointed that I left her, and she would scold me for worrying her like that. She would nurse me back to full health and care for my frail state. I would then recover and care for her lavishing her with affection and love. Then I would try to hang myself on my birthday with her watching. She would hopefully save me and begin to break down. She would be worried that I would leave her and become more and more frantic. By then, hopefully she would become full yandere. She would begin to forcefully cuddle me to make me stay. She would forcefully rape me in my sleep and she would stalk me constantly. She would become so yandere that she would drug me and move to a warm cabin in the middle of the woods removed from everyone else, lavishing me with love and affection.

The end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175666
>Junko laying in a cardboard house insulated by newspaper
>The only thing that keeps her from crying herself to sleep is her tigger doll from her childhood
>She hugs it dearly every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175956
>she hugs it so tight the head falls off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175960
>Does her best to sew it back on with shoestring
>Manages to pull it off but it looks pretty off
>Hugs it again with all her might
>The tail falls off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175967
>She breaks down and starts crying
>Anon passes by seeing a crying Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175975
>Anon decides to be nice and takes the tigger doll to a friend of his who knows how to sew things
>After a while the doll is as good as new
>Junko chuffs loudly while cuddling it with enough force to strangle an elephant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175956
God fucking damn it. I want to be a cute little boy and comfort her.

>"Nee-San? Are you okay? You look sad and cold."

I would then hug her, giving her warmth. I would visit her everyday, talking with her and listening to her stories. Hopefully she is a shotacon and would begin to develop illicit feelings for me. I would continue to play innocent and seduce her at the same time.

>"Hey, nee-san let's play at the bridge over there."

The bridge would be a dark place, hidden from most people's sight. Rape,jpeg would happen and her raping me senseless. She would then realize what she did wrong and begin to feel guilt. I would avoid her, intensifying the guilt even more. When she tries to approach me, I would cry saying

>"Stay away from me! N-Nee-San is scary."

She would then be absolutely distraught that the only person who cared about her is now scared of her, actively avoiding her. Hopefully she would fall into a yandere phase and keep all other potential suitors away from me. She would become more and more obsessed, reaching to a point where it is the only motivation for her to live. She would get a job and rise up the social ladder becoming highly successful. She would then kidnap me (still a shota) and force me to marry her and making me live with her in a house well furnished yet removed from others(middle of the woods etc) and ravage me continuously. I would become a loyal househusband to her.

The end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175983
Junko wouldn't do any of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175991
It doesn't have to be junko, any attractive and depressed woman would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175995
Not Junko. She's just a big stuffed tiger when it comes to kids.
It's why she doesn't do anything to Jimmy despite sleeping at the foot of his bed like some sort of pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175914
>>13175954
Whatever floats your boat man.

I'll just stick to tenderly loving a cute Kikimora
or an Elf

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved.I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. I just want to feel loved. Unconditionally.

Is this so hard to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176005
This is how yandere's are made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176005
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176007
>>13176012
Maybe this is why I seek escapism. I understand that love is VERY conditional. It's a pity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176016
>>13176007
Don't worry, we all want to feel loved. And the odds that I would be clingy once I finnaly get together with somoene are big, yet there are plenty of others out there that are clingy aswell.
Just remember to actually take your chances when you get them.

Anyway, let's stick to discussing Monstergirls and not our personal lives.

Which raises the question, what species of MG would be the clingiest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176016
At least your escapism is positive. Unlike me who's always imagining ways to shun every girls that that loves me, and ways on how to get a tragic ending. Even though what i really want deep inside is to be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176025
Shirohebi would rank pretty high on the clingy scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175914
>>13175954
>>13175983
>>13176005
>>13176016
It's all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175763
Junko is not a kid, anon. She's like in her late twenties.
>>13175880
GREEN.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you smoke a peace pipe with a group of native American/indian Girtablilu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175956
>from her childhood
But it's not from HER childhood, it was a housewarming gift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176040
I was thinking about a loli junko that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176040
Mid to late 20s, yes.

>>13176045
From Alp's story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176041
Yes.
>>13176047
So she's always been out on the street?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176049
>From Alp's story
Well yes. That's where the cardboard house and the Tigger doll are from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176054
I really need to fully read that some time.

>>13176052
Junko? No, she hasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176056
>I really need to
Better do it fast, while it's still there to read.>>13172073

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176060
I have faith he won't remove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176061
You're a gambling man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176063
I just have faith in the meek little man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176064
So you're a gambling man. Anyway, why doesn't Junko get a job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176068
It's had for most homeless people to get a job because of their appearance.
She does get a job in MGK after a few years though, at the one Dragon Bakery

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176074
Where was this story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175826
If you haven't picked yet, Shai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176074
>their appearance
She's a tiger lady, she bathes with her tongue no matter where she lives.
>Dragon Bakery
I'm now imagining her in an apron and with one of those funny hats, baking erotic cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176076
It was in the few MGKs set in the future where Jimmy's in highschool, the Anubis is a nerdy girl in the library, and Jabberwock and Lilim are in college and Lilim is still flat.

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently the mangaka of Working! also has a yuki-onna girlfriend story. That's kinda neat.

http://raw.senmanga.com/Ore-no-Kanojo-ni-Nani-ka-Youkai/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176079
I seriously doubt she uses her tongue.
>Junko kneads the dough to make some bread
>Somehow it turns into a frosty can of beer
>The Dragon owner is stumped at this and clutches her head in confusion while Junko downs it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176084
>Junko is relegated to making rum cakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176083
>Yuki-Onna
EMG 31 when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176085
>"What? It's liquid bread."
>Needless to say, she still did quite well at her new job
>She even proved herself useful at disposing the dead bodies of local competitors for the owner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176083
I can only find two chapters translated. Fuck everything.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm reading some Conan novellas and it occurred to me that most of our writefags are pretty pulpy. So rejoice, for there may be among us the inventor of the next Conan the Barbarian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176108
> it occurred to me that most of our writefags are pretty pulpy
...in what sense?
I am one, and I don't think my stuff is especially pulpy. Perhaps I'm just in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176119
Well it's not like most of us are trying to write literary masterpieces. The whole point of pulp is to entertain. It's not meant as an insult or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176108
Examples? I'd like to read some pulp monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176108
I'm pretty pulpy, or at least I think I am with the whole MGK and Joe shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176123
Literally every greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176121
I didn't think you meant it as an insult, man.
I guess I was really just asking what is it about a story that makes it "pulpy".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176136
Well like I said, it's meant to entertain, not to rouse up some deep thoughts or explore complex themes or make social commentary. It's usually short and sweet, too.
Most of the stuff we get is like that. The writers know their audience and write for it.
Who are you again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176119
Pulp is a pretty broad and vague term nowadays. I think the best way to describe it would be short stories that are focused on living a fantasy life. Not swords and magic and shit, but the sort of story that offers the reader the ability to live vicariously through it.

All the second-person stuff around here is a shining example pulp fiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175880
octarine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176141
>>13176148
Well when you said 'pulpy' in the context of Conan the Barbarian, I was thinking all adventure and shonen antics and stuff.

I mean, my stuff is all second-person, but I think someone lays hands on a sword... once, in six fics?
And then they just get raped without using it.
Niebelfader

[Anonymous No.]

What Slimegirls feel like? Slimy? Wet? Cold? Do they have rubbery texture or more skin like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176158
I'm not him, but someone who appreciated your stuff and I want to say you should definitely write more than that. A lot. Not to accuse all of a sudden but seriously, it's just six stories whenever I check and the recent one is half year old, I honestly think you writing level deserves more.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a succubus as a childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176214
Thanks anon.
I haven't intentionally stopped or anything, it's just that unless I get hit by a bolt of creative lightning, my writing speed is slower than many glaciers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176211
I always imagine they can change temperature and texture at will.
They'd sex you up all gloopy and gooey, basically like warm custard.
But if they were just hanging out and trying not to annihilate your furniture they can get the texture like a water balloon so they don't go everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176211
Well... I mean, Slime is right in the name, so I would assume at least a bit slimy, but maybe it varies in certain circumstances.

Also, we're second from the bottom, just as a heads up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176232
You're welcome.
Glad to hear you're still at it, your style has been among my favorites, and then there're quite a few good writers who seem to have left us already.

[Anonymous No.]

God damn it my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176259
Would you daughteru T-rex-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174824
>>13174801

>Minding your own business
>MGs invades your house out of nowhere one day only to find and kill you for whatever fucking reason

This is making me uncomfortably angry. Please don't make me become a paladin, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176284
If anything, it's propaganda left by the Paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176284
Join the Order of Priapus, Anon. Teach those bitches what's what with your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176294
>>13176297

Now I understand why Gasmask is so pissed off all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to move to Canada and make a living extracting syrup from the tits of maple Ents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176284
>Come out Anon, or I'll bust in there and slaughter your family before raising them in my massive undead armies!
>No Waifu. You are the Families.
>And then they hugged.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh anon, it seems that you waifu's love of the drink has hit her hard.

It seems she developed quite a beer belly and doesn't want to give up the bottle.

How do you fix this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176329
Rub her nose in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176297
>Order of Priapus
Whenever somebody mentions this I imagine one of those Jolly Cooperation pictures but with massive, throbbing dongs everywhere.

I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh Oh, it seems your waifu is playing that new MGQ game that just came out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176341
She obviously wants to try role-reversal.

I dress her up like and innocent young human and myself as a big scary monster, then rape her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176341
That hell hound needs puppies.


Stat.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dark Priest breaks into your house bent on killing you
>Break out old painless and show her 21st century firepower
>Bullet all miss her
>Well, that made your sphincter tight
>Begin throwing random crap at her
>Pull comforter off the bed and block her vision
>Trip her and run out of the room
>Hide in dark laundry room hoping she'll go away
>She doesn't
>She's getting closer
>Now farther
>Hear her blast the wall with a spell>It's now or never
>Spring out from under a bunch of clothes and swing at her head with a crowbar
>It connects
>Fury floods your mind as you bring the crowbar again, and again on her head
>When you come to you're mostly embedding bone in stone
>You stop
>You just want it all to go away

Thanks Demon Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176401
Wat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176403
Guy's posting edgy stuff to try and start something.

Best to ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176403
What?

>>13176407
I just woke up and saw the "monster invasion genocide" greentexts, I wanted to play too.

[Anonymous No.]

MGQ Paradox has already been downloaded over 1800 times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176427
And it's been less than 2 hours.

I can't wait to fuck a goddamned watermelon.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw adore the angel design from dumpire
>bbut fucking despise the angel kc gave us.
God damn worthless lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176427
The only question I have is is Luka still a bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176341
Her big, meaty paws would have trouble with a keyboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176445
Claw tips and/or special keyboards with big meaty keys.

Would probably also see a rapid movement away from QWERTY to better facilitate their meatiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176445

Couldn't MGs change their hands to be more human sized via MAMONO MANA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176444
Yes.
Torotoro even made a blog post assuring people that "all the scenes are woman on top" and "hero will rape never".

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys forgotten about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13176445
And suddenly I'm thinking of a dumb Simpsons gag.

>The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To order a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palms now...